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Still no answers in year-old Harrington case GORDON BLOCK associate news editor CHARLOTTESVILLE — In the case of slain Virginia Tech student Morgan Harrington, there are many questions, few answers and little resolution. On a bright fall afternoon in Charlottesville, there was solace. Standing on the bridge where their daughter disappeared 12 months earlier, Morgan’s parents Dan and Gil, flanked by her brother Alex, thanked the University of Virginia community and various law enforcement agencies for their efforts in their daughter’s murder. Sunday’s gathering dedicated a permanent plaque for Morgan Harrington. During the months of her disappearance, Copeley Road bridge was the site of many vigils and commemorations. The university’s Board of Visitors approved the plaque in September. Speaking at the dedication, Dan Harrington noted the night of his daughter’s disappearance, there were mistakes from many, including the John Paul Jones Arena staff, Morgan’s friends and Morgan herself. “Morgan had no luck that night,” Dan Harrington said. “If only one person had intervened, my daughter would still be alive and we wouldn’t be here a year later with all the pain and sorrow we have.” Morgan Harrington, a 20-year-old education major, went missing one year ago when she left her friends during a Metallica concert at the Charlottesville arena. Last seen alive at the Copeley Road bridge a few hundred yards away from the arena, Harrington’s remains were found in late January at a farm about 11 miles away from the bridge. Gil Harrington stressed the need “to catch the monster who savagely mur-
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Alex, Dan and Gil Harrington (L-R) spoke about the challenges their family still faces one year after Morgan Harrington’s disappearance. dered our daughter from the streets of this community.” She also focused on her positive shift in feelings toward the Copeley Road bridge area. “This place is a threshold to move into a new culture of respect and transparency that will protect our young people and will promote community safety here and in other areas,” she said. Arthur Garson, UVa’s executive vice president and provost, closed the ceremony, asking gatherers to “remember Morgan, and move forward.” Sunday’s dedication drew around 100 family friends, police officials and school representatives at the bridge, which was closed for the ceremony. Several in attendance were seen wearing purple shirts with the family’s dotted “2-4-1” logo, standing for “I love you too much, forever, once more.” Once a private Harrington family saying, the phrase became a hopeful one adopted by many during
the months of searching for Morgan Harrington. Ed Spencer, Tech’s vice president for student affairs, made the drive from Blacksburg to Charlottesville to represent Tech at the ceremony. “There’s a lesson from this about watching for and caring for others,” Spencer said. “No one deserves to die a violent death.” Kenny Jarels, a family friend of the Harringtons and an electrical and computer engineering employee at Tech, noted the need for continued vigilance in looking for Morgan Harrington’s killer. “We need some closure on this one,” Jarels said. “We’re not going anywhere until this is resolved.” Corinne Gellar, spokeswoman for Virginia State Police, said the case was still “a priority for investigators” and discussed the problems of working with theories and “half-truths” while searching for the killer.
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Gil Harrington, Morgan’s mother, hugs a young woman during the ceremony on the Copeley Road bridge. “There has to be that absolute,” Gellar said. No suspects have been identified, but police arrested a Northern Virginia man in August for intentionally giving police misleading and false leads on the case. Following the dedication ceremony, attendees moved from the Copeley Road bridge to nearby Newcomb Hall, where a documentary on Nepali art dedicated to Morgan Harrington was shown by one of her mentors, Jane Vance, an instructor in Tech’s department of religious and cultural studies. In an early portion of the film, Morgan can be seen smiling as a student in Vance’s
classroom. Before the film screening, Morgan’s father Dan Harrington expressed a need for himself and his wife Gil Harrington to “find some joy in our life.” “It’s been tough,” he said. “It’s been a tough year.” Dan Harrington spoke of the need to limit public appearances such as his and his wife’s monthly stops at the Copeley Road bridge, noting “you can only do that for so long.” He also noted the stress of the public nature of his family’s search and discovery of their daughter. “It grinds you down,” Dan Harrington
said. “I think we’ve tried to be as public as we can be, but it’s tough to put yourself out there all the time.” Dan Harrington said the focus for his family is to “keep pressure on police to keep looking for Morgan’s killer.” “There’s a killer that’s still out there, and that message cannot be lost in this,” he said. “There’s still work to be done.” Those with information about the case can call the Jefferson Area Crime Stoppers at 434-977-4000 or Virginia State Police at 434-352-3467. A $150,000 reward is still available for information leading to Morgan Harrington’s murderer.
Skipper cannon malfunctions Fundraiser to aid Honduras LIANA BAYNE associate news editor The cadet gun captain of the Skipper Crew said Monday he is confident the corps of cadets’ iconic cannon, which malfunctioned during the second quarter of Saturday’s football game against Wake Forest, would be operational this weekend. The 10-member crew of sophomore and junior cadets that man Skipper during football games noticed the malfunction when one of its brass primers, which are the size of a rifle casing and ignite the cannon’s charge, became stuck inside the cannon. Because of this, more primers could not be inserted into the cannon, making it incapable of firing. “It’s unfortunate that something so small could render it inoperable,” said Tim Brooks, a junior cadet and the gun captain of the Skipper Crew. Brooks said although the cannon became inoperable, the cadet operating it at the time “immediately knew what was wrong.” Brooks, who has worked with the cannon since his freshman year and has been the gun captain since March of this year, said everyone on the Skipper Crew can do every job. Although the members of the crew recognized the problem, they were not able to repair it on the field. “Although attempts were made on the field to repair the cannon, the proper tools were not available to conduct the repairs,” Brooks said. “We were really frustrated,” he said. “We make it a priority not to miss shots.” Brooks said Monday the primer’s casing was still stuck inside the cannon and
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Junior cadet Tim Brooks, the gun captain of the Skipper Crew, attempts to repair the cannon on the field during Saturday’s game. repairs were about to begin. He said his team would pursue one of two options — either using a nail press to hammer the stuck casing further into the cannon or using a drill to loosen the brass currently stuck inside. Brooks believes the casing got stuck inside Skipper for one of two reasons: It either did not have enough oil around it, causing it to get stuck, or the brass casing itself malfunctioned. “It wasn’t anyone’s fault,” Brooks said, noting that this is the first time the Skipper Crew has experienced this particular issue. He said the repairs shouldn’t carry any extra cost. Skipper was first introduced to the Virginia Tech football tradition in 1964 by several cadets, including Homer Hickam, an alumnus notable for his
memoir, “Rocket Boys,” which was later adepted into the film “October Sky.” The cannon is fired in celebration of every score at Tech home football games and during other corps events. Cadet members of the Skipper Crew said Saturday afternoon the cannon has not malfunctioned since 1982. Cadet members of the crew expressed hopes the cannon would be functional again for the next Tech home football game against Duke next Saturday. Brooks said he hopes to have Skipper fully functional for a corps formal retreat on the Upper Quad Friday afternoon. Brooks said he was “95 percent sure” the cannon would be functional again by the weekend. “I wouldn’t say I’m stressed out,” Brooks said, “but I’ve been like, ‘I’ve gotta get this up and running.’”
A rare occasion is coming up at Virginia Tech — the university’s five a capella groups, Soulstice, Naturally Sharp, Mixed Emotions, Sensations and Juxtaposition, will be performing together in concert to raise money for charity. Joined up with Students Helping Honduras, the a cappella groups will be donating their time and vocal chords for a benefit concert on campus. The free event is tailored so all proceeds may directly help SHH and its on-going efforts. While SHH has held concerts with a capella groups before, this will be the first time all five have managed to work out their schedules for the musical spectacular. The night will have twofold benefit — the music at the concert and donations for the cause. Money raised at the event will fund SHH’s projects in Honduras, many of which build basic structures Americans take for granted. Volunteers raise funds for their trip and then travel to Honduras to build schools, houses and other components the village needs. Soulstice president and senior communication major Madalyn Ainley said her group has participated in the concert all four years she has been at Tech. “They just contacted us about the event,” Ainley said, “and we always love doing philanthropic events.” Soulstice is not alone. SHH, which started as a oneman organization at the College of William & Mary, has grown into a multiple chapter organization drawing hundreds of members and acclaim from a CNN special entitled “Heroes.” After an initial mission trip to a makeshift village, founder Shin Fujiyama was saddened by the damage done in Honduras by Hurricane Mitch in 1998 and decided to do something about it. It’s a concept so simple, but not many people put
in the effort of Fujiyama and his organization. After seeing the villagers’ positive reactions after rebuilding the school, Fujiyama raised enough money to buy a tract of land upon which SHH can build one house for every family in the destroyed village. Tech’s SHH Fundraising Chair, junior marketing major Brittany Seaton, elaborated on the huge undertaking by SHH. “Forty-four houses have been completed, and it’s taken five years,” Seaton said. Having visited and helped in Honduras twice, Seaton is no stranger to the cause. Her first, independent trip in 2009 consisted of a week of digging trenches and ditches. “Everything is done by hand,” Seaton said. “There is no money for machinery so even basic things that pipelines for water and waste need to be dug by hand.” Seaton is one of many volunteers faced with a culture shock when arriving in Honduras. “I had never been out of the country,” Seaton said, “but I had that college kid mentality that I could change the world.” However, Seaton said it was stunning to see how underdeveloped the country was. She said it was probably the stark differences in reality that motivated her to join SHH upon her return to Tech. And beyond their physical help in Honduras, volunteers have some fun and experience new things. Seaton visited a state-run orphanage where she had the chance to interact and play with many children. Seaton said she was shocked when villagers remembered her during her second weeklong sojourn to Honduras. She did not think her brief trip had any significant impact. Not only did the village people remember who she was, but they were also extremely grateful for her efforts and the efforts of her group. The performance will be tomorrow at 7:30 p.m. in Colonial Hall in Squires Student Center.
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Time
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BLOTTER Status
Larceny of a parking meter
Oct. 14 Oct. 15
5:00 p.m. - Washington Street 7:42 a.m.
Arrested
Women’s soccer falls to Blue Devils
Larceny of wiper blades
Oct. 12 Oct. 14
4:00 p.m. - Alumni Mall Rd. 9:00 a.m.
Inactive
Appearing intoxicated in public
Oct. 16
2:21 a.m.
Squires parking lot
Arrested
The Virginia Tech women’s soccer team struggled mightily in the second part of a two-game homestand, losing 3-0 to the No. 23 Duke Blue Devils on Sunday. The loss came just three days after the Hokies tied No. 19 Wake Forest 3-3 after going up 2-0. Duke dominated possession, and it didn’t take the Blue Devils long to get on the board, thanks to a critical Hokies miscue. After Duke’s Callie Simpkins took a shot from directly in front of the goal, Tech defender Kelly Lynch headed the ball into the back of her own net for an own goal. That own goal would remain Duke’s only score until well into the second half thanks to Hokies freshman goalie Dayle Colpitts. Finally, Duke was able to score on its own terms in the 69th and 83rd minutes, sealing the 3-0 win. Tech (8-6-1, 2-3-1) will now play three straight road games, beginning Thursday in Miami. The Hokies return home Oct. 31 to face North Carolina State.
Appearing intoxicated in public
Oct. 16
2:23 a.m.
Perry Street
Arrested
Underage possesstion of alcohol
Oct. 16
3:50 a.m.
Payne Hall
Sent to Office of Student Conduct
Underage possesstion of alcohol
Oct. 16
10:20 a.m.
B-Lot
Arrested - ABC Officer
Underage possesstion of alcohol
Oct. 16
11:30 a.m.
B-Lot
Arrested - ABC Officer
Appearing intoxicated in public (x13)
Oct. 16
3:30 p.m. - Lane Stadium 5:25 p.m.
Nine arrested and four sent to Office of Student Conduct
Appearing intoxicated in public, Underage possesstion of alcohol (x4)
Oct. 16
4:20 p.m. - Lane Stadium 4:45 p.m.
Arrested
Underage possesstion of alcohol
Oct. 16
4:31 p.m.
Lane Stadium
Arrested
Assault on a police officer, petit larceny, credit card theft, underage possession of alcohol, destruction of property, appearing intoxicated in public, obstruction of justice
Oct. 16
5:15 p.m.
Lane Stadium
Arrested
Appearing intoxicated in public
Oct. 16
5:18 p.m.
Drillfield
Arrested
Assault and battery (punched in face)
Oct. 16
5:00 p.m.
outside McComas Hall
Under Investigation
Simple assault
Sept. 28
5:00 a.m.
outside Shanks Hall
Under Investigation
Possession of marijuana and drug paraphernalia
Oct. 16
10:35 p.m.
Slusher Wing
Arrested
Petit larceny, credit card theft and appearing intoxicated in public
Oct. 17
2:16 a.m.
Alumni Mall Rd.
Arrested
Simple assualt and destruction of property
Oct. 17
2:25 a.m.
Squires Parking Lot
Inactive
Underage possession of alcohol
Oct. 17
1:53 a.m.
Newman Hall
Arrested
Larceny of a wallet from a vehicle
Oct. 17
3:00 a.m. 10:30 a.m.
Washington Street
Under Investigation
Underage possession of alcohol
Oct. 17
12:12 a.m.
Lee Hall
Three arrested
Larcent of an ID holder and credit card
Oct. 17
7:50 p.m. - Torgersen Bridge 8:00 p.m.
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Injuries, losses hurt Tech men’s soccer The men’s soccer team has had to deal with recent injuries in addition to losses over the past two and a half weeks. The Hokies 2-0 loss to Wake Forest on Oct. 1 was the first of three straight losses for the team. Consecutive losses to Longwood and Maryland, a debilitating 7-0 blowout, followed. Friday’s game at Virginia was a heartbreaking defeat for the Hokies. The team led up until the 76th minute when UVa scored its first goal. Tech then lost in overtime with a final score of 2-1. For the remainder of the season, Tech will try to minimize its mistakes and continue to serve as a threat to its opponents, according to head coach Mike Brizendine. “We can beat anybody in the country,” Brizendine said. “I really believe that. But we’ve also shown that we can lose to anyone, too. Those inconsistencies are what comes with a younger program.” Additionally, freshman starting goalkeeper Kyle Renfro was lost for the season after separating his right shoulder in the Hokies game against Wake Forest. Renfro had surgery last week to repair the shoulder and will again have surgery in December to repair his left shoulder, which he separated twice before the regular season. -courtney lofgren, sports reporter
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Yale fraternity pledges’ chant not appropriate ledges of Yale University’s Delta Kappa Epsilon fraterP nity lined up last week outside their campus women’s center and repeatedly shouted, “No means yes, and yes means anal ... fucking sluts!” as part of their initiation process. While I’m both disgusted and appalled by this sadistic chant for not only permitting and encouraging sexual assault, I’m even more concerned this call to violence is a symptom of misogynistic beliefs and discourse that still plagues our culture despite so many advances on the part of women’s rights and gender equity. Despite a published apology and condemnation of the DKE chapter’s actions from the fraternity’s headquarters that essentially serves to cover itself, this chant suggests so many deplorable misunderstandings of sexuality and consent while being deeply rooted in sexual control and coercion. In what might be news to the members of this fraternity, women are capable of enjoying great sex with partners who revere them as equal counterparts and are not interested in defiling or dominating them for the sake of espousing their own warped sense of masculinity. Further, their location for such a display of unconcealed hate is especially distressing. Our own Virginia Tech Women’s Center is a safe space for men and women to gather for counseling and programming that aims to denounce the exact behavior these fraternity brothers participated in. Their bombastic speech served to besmirch the ambitions of a women’s center and intimidate clients from utilizing the resources offered. Their chant, which mocked one frequently expressed during Take Back the Night rallies (including our own at Tech), ridiculed the goal of eradicating campus rape cultures by deriding consent and commanding broth-
ers to further degrade a woman if she were to comply with sexual interaction. True, these men were exercising their right to freedom of speech, but the call to violence they purported is unpardonable and begs campuses to ascertain their own rape and consent culture. It also has led lawmakers and Yale’s campus officials to question whether this was an act of hate that could lead to university-wide consequences. What these young men at Yale are trying to do is eliminate consent, thereby aggressively asserting dominance over women. Perhaps they feel powerless in an age of an equitable sexual landscape. Perhaps they’re intimidated by the competition of women also being capable of vocalizing sexual desire and achieving pleasure. Perhaps their penises are small and this dialogue is a predatory way to counter their deflated egos. What they fail to recognize, among so many other things, is women have a right to say “no” to rape and sexual assault just as they are equipped with a right to say “yes” to a sexual partner. I would hope DKE, Greek organizations and entire student bodies take this opportunity to have an open dialogue to discuss misogyny, sexual consent, gender rights and respect among both sexes. Fraternity-sanctioned misogyny warrants more than a mere slap on the wrist. As a culture and especially as a student body that faces sexual aggression and assault, we are responsible for educating our peers about misogyny and investing ourselves in the abolition of such detrimental thought.
CATY GORDON -guest columnist -senior -English major
Becoming a true hero through Tech’s service opportunities hat is a true hero? According to Michael W Merriman, founder of True Hero, Inc., it is a student who serves others that embodies the characteristics of true heroism: authenticity, loyalty and nobility of purpose. Merriman founded True Hero, Inc. with the goal of increasing the visibility, recognition and funding of the numerous student service projects happening across the country and the world. He found his inspiration to pursue this endeavor after participating in his son’s high school service trip to an orphanage and AIDS clinic in Honduras during March 2008. This summer, Virginia Tech service-learning students were among those receiving True Hero recognition with a $2,000 grant to support its work with refugees from African nations. The outreach to refugees, better known as the Pilot Street Project, was launched in 2006 to provide adult ESL and homework help to Somali Bantu people who arrived in the United States in 2005. The program has since grown to provide a variety of educational programs for newcomers in three different public housing complexes. Approximately 130 Virginia Tech students, many from service-learning classes, are involved in the program annually. In addition to survival English, the project offers programs in citizenship preparation, family literacy and financial literacy. A partnership with Refugee and Immigration Services includes a College Preparation class. The project also plans to support five Somali Bantu men who want to attend the Grower’s Academy sponsored by VT Earthworks. In spring 2010, a student organization formed to support the project. The Coalition for Refugee Resettlement currently handles all homework help and in-home tutoring for school-aged children. Elders in the Somali Bantu community articulated the need for youth and teen programming. Service-learners interviewed teens who described what they needed to help them in their high school classes and to prepare them for post-secondary education. An adolescent literacy program was designed based on the teens’ insights. The project is partnering with the Start City Soccer Foundation
in Roanoke to provide one-onone tutoring, science and math homework help and recreational soccer at William Fleming High School. True Hero funding is supporting a newly launched family literacy program for mothers and their pre-school aged children at Indian Rock Village in Roanoke. The Pilot Street Project was awarded a True Hero grant after posting a description of its work at Truehero.org. Tech received the third most votes — 667 — of the 75 projects posted during the 2009-2010 competition. The project is now live for the 2010-2011 competition. Go to TrueHero.org to vote. In addition to True Hero, the Pilot Street Project/Coalition for Refugee Resettlement is participating in another online challenge with Global Giving, an online fundraising site that connects donors to grassroots organizations around the world. During the Global Giving December Open Challenge, the project will appeal for funds to develop adolescent literacy initiatives for refugee youth.
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Approximately 130 Virginia Tech students, many from servicelearning classes, are involved in the program annually.
The Global Giving Open Challenge goes live on Nov. 22 and lasts one month. The project needs to raise $4,000 from 50 donors in order to gain a permanent presence on the site. The Pilot Street Project and Coalition for Refugee Resettlement is a signature program of the Center for Student Engagement & Community Partnerships. Students interested in learning more about the project and how to get involved can visit our website at vtserves.vt.edu or contact William Evans at wevans@usc. edu.
MICHELE JAMES-DERAMO -guest columnist
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How can one argue that mental illness is not real? aving been interested in the field of psychiatry for quite H some time, I was extremely excited when my assignment to shadow a psychiatrist began. Immediately, conditions I read about in textbooks such as depression, drug withdrawal and narcissistic personality disorder became personal — I saw the faces of these people and listened to individuals living with (and often suffering from) mental illness. All of this happened so fast — in one day — however, the diagnoses and dialogues stayed with me. That night, I began to look up information on the mental illnesses I came across. Interestingly enough, during my research, I stumbled upon something that really stood out to me. It was a claim I had never heard of before — and it seemed to be held by more than just a few outlandish extremists. It was the claim that mental illness is not real. I was immediately perplexed. How could someone say mental illness was not real? How could groups of people and organizations exist that support such a notion? Growing up in a family that has been no stranger to the effects of ADHD or what it is like to have a relative with Down syndrome, it was hard for me to understand how such a claim could ever be made. Surely, I have not been seeing people feigning illness and suffering while doing rounds with this psychiatrist in the hospital. The claim goes like this — although there are people who act differently, people who have strange behavior and conduct, no one is really “sick.” They are not something to be fixed, but rather, just different. Dr. Thomas Szasz, a psychiatrist and one of the major voices claiming mental illness is not real, says “mental illness” attempts to define an action we as a society find disturbing or unpleasant. Szasz has given the example of the different ways society views different behaviors — for example, if you talk to God, you are praying. However, if God talks to you and tells you to do things, you are not usually seen as a prophet but rather as schizophrenic. If you converse with dead people in some societies, you are a spirit medium; in other societies, you are mentally ill. I agree with this point — depending on the social construction of your environment, different behaviors will
be viewed differently. What used to be dismissed as “boys will be boys” 50 years ago is now called hyperactivity disorder. Ultimately, Szasz says illness is something people have, and behavior is what they do — “no behavior or misbehavior ... can be an illness.” This is the main argument made against psychiatry as a field — people claim psychiatrists blur the lines between illness and misbehavior, working either to help some people (allowing people to be free of moral responsibility for their actions) and/ or to hurt others (telling them their behavior needs to be fixed). People sometimes assert psychiatry came about simply for power and social control and is, at its core, nothing but a fabrication. Although seeing where proponents of such claims come from, I must disagree with this line of thinking. My biggest issue comes with the claim about behaviors not being illnesses. It is true when you dissect a body, you do not find mental illness as blatantly present like you would a physical ailment (such as a ruptured spleen). However, that does not mean mental illness is not present. Mental illness, as the name implies, takes refuge in the brain. However, it is difficult to take someone’s brain out of their head and do research to find the exact cause of autism or the neural connections responsible for manifestations of people and sounds that aren’t actually present. A brain generally looks like a brain, regardless of whether the person with that brain has a mental illness — and therein lies the problem. Although tests, such as EKGs and neural imaging are available to analyze the brain, general practice today does not include the common use of such expensive technology — rather, many technologies still use the trial and error use of medication. The main key into the abnormalities in the brain is through behavior — the physical manifestations of the workings of the brain. I confirmed this by paying close attention to how the psychiatrist I was working with did his job. I watched him as he examined the patients. Not only did he pay attention to their chart, medications and physical health, but also (as he informed me afterward) their hand movements, body language, eye contact, dress, social life, balance, memory, sentence structure, personal outlooks
on life and more. He did all of this to reach a conclusion about the mental illness a patient had and to decide the subsequent treatment if necessary. And what he does helps people who have mental illnesses lead normal and comfortable lives. Critics of mental illness may point out how what is regarded as mental illness changes with time and never stays constant. As I stated earlier, I will agree with this point. The term “female hysteria” is no longer used as a diagnosis, although it was very prevalent to diagnose women with this mental illness before the 20th century. Another example would be homosexuality, viewed by the American Psychological Association as a mental illness up until about 1973. However, this social construction of illness can also be seen in physical illness. For example, hypertension was never recognized as something that needed to be treated until about halfway through the 20th century. In the past, arthritis, one of the most prevalent chronic diseases in America today, was actually a badge of honor for individuals who lived long enough to have it. Even ways we approach illnesses change with time — we no longer use bloodletting and lobotomies as major tools in treating people as we did in the past. Ultimately, psychiatry is simply a field that is constantly changing, much like every other field of medicine, as the times change. As a result, what is viewed as illness in every field of medicine is constantly changing. Psychiatrists simply have to take a more unique approach to identifying illness because of the nature of the brain and the ways we currently go about diagnosing and treating mental illness. Mental illness is not a fabrication, and to claim such would be denying people the opportunity for treatment that could help them live normal lives. Perhaps, even worse, it would be denying ourselves the opportunity to delve deeper into the human mind.
JOSH TREBACH -regular columnist -junior -biological sciences major
Rick Boucher’s track record makes him better choice for 9th District shocked to read columnist Matthew Hurt’s Sept. 30 column Iaboutwas the 9th Congressional District race. I find it surprising that someone who claims to be a lifelong resident of Southwest Virginia would prefer to be represented in Congress by someone who does not live in the 9th District. This clearly shows Hurt is misinformed about Rep. Rick Boucher’s work. The first outright fabrication in Hurt’s column is that Boucher’s policies are “job-killers” and bad for business. The truth is Boucher, the incumbent Democratic candidate, won the U.S. Chamber of Commerce Spirit of Enterprise award this year for his pro-business record in Congress. He has also received acclaim from the National Federation of Independent Business for his long-established record of job creation. Hurt’s second fabrication is the allegation that Boucher has restricted growth in the 9th District. Nothing could be further from the truth. Boucher has created 5,000 jobs directly through his Showcasing Southwest Virginia program in companies he brought to our region. Furthermore, his broad job creation strategy, including investments in water, wastewater, broadband
and transportation, are responsible for job gains throughout his service in Congress. In fact, according to data from the Virginia Employment Commission, the localities Boucher has represented since he began his service in Congress have experienced a net gain of 28,000 jobs since he took office. For these reasons, dozens of business leaders from throughout Southwest Virginia have endorsed Boucher and have formed Business Leaders for Boucher. These business leaders recognize he is good for business and he will work to bring new jobs to the residents of Southwest Virginia. Hurt also criticizes Boucher for supporting the American Recovery and Reinvestment Act, often called the “stimulus legislation,” last year. Apparently, Hurt does not support our university, because Virginia Tech has received more than $61 million from the stimulus legislation to improve facilities and maintain our place as a national leader in scientific research. It would have been shortsighted and bad for the 9th District for Boucher to reject legislation that has universally helped his district — from new water and wastewater
systems to school improvements to more broadband development. While we are on the subject, Boucher has consistently come through for the Hokies and supported Tech. Withhishelp,theschool’sCorporate Research Center is expanding, we received the largest federal grant in Tech history and the Tech airport has been modernized. Hurt claims to be a lifelong resident of Southwest Virginia, and he is a student at Tech. It is disappointing to see him trying to mislead his fellow students into voting for Boucher’s opponent, who does not live in 9th District and has stated he will refuse to move here if elected. On Nov. 2, I am going to cast a vote for Southwest Virginia, for jobs and for Virginia Tech, and I encourage my fellow students to join me in voting for Congressman Rick Boucher.
BRANDON CARROLL -regular columnist -senior -financial planning major
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ACC win puts Hokies on right path
Tech 52, Wake Forest 21 3:30 p.m., Oct. 16, 2010 Lane Stadium/Worsham Field, Blacksburg, Va.
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Josh Harris 33 Yd Run (Jimmy Newman Kick)
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Danny Coale 25 Yd Pass From Tyrod Taylor (Chris Hazley Kick)
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Darren Evans 8 Yd Run (Chris Hazley Kick)
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Josh Harris 87 Yd Run (Jimmy Newman Kick)
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Jarrett Boykin 10 Yd Pass From Tyrod Taylor (Chris Hazley Kick)
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Chris Givens 78 Yd Pass From Tanner Price (Jimmy Newman Kick)
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from the press areas and luxury suites of the West Stands at Lane Stadium had blanketed the field and much of East Stands, allowing the all-too-familiar crisp air of autumn to settle into the seats for the first time this football season. To note a sort of parallelism between the timely emergence of those natural seasonal conditions and the transition from the football team’s uncharacteristically rough start to the dominance exhibited in the first half against Wake Forest on the field Saturday would be farfetched. Much like the flushing foliage and chilly weather that normally distinguishes a New River Valley October afternoon, the sort of superiority exemplified by the Hokies Saturday has become an expected sight this time of year, especially against an opponent of Wake Forest’s stature, to the point where Tech supporters could almost refer to it as second nature. But before Saturday’s victory, they had yet to observe it this fall. That’s not to say the bludgeoning was merely a repeat of the countless number of 21-plus point wins over conference opponents that have occurred on Worsham Field in the past decade and a half. The manner in which the Hokies engineered the 52-21 win was anything but typical. Neither team turned the ball over during the game, and a redshirt freshman Demon Deacon running back named Josh Harris ran all over a Tech corps that came into Saturday’s game ranked 37th in the nation in rush defense. Harris rushed for 241 yards, the most Tech has ever allowed on the ground in a single contest. Had it not been for Harris, who exceeded his previous career rushing game high by 164 yards, Wake Forest’s day would have been a lot bleaker as freshman quarterback Tanner Price put on one of the most horrific displays by a quarterback of any collegiate experience level in Lane Stadium’s recent memory. It’s almost unfathomable how Price was able to throw for more than 300 yards a week ago in the Demon Deacons’ 28-27 loss to Navy considering his ineffectiveness on Saturday. He continually under-threw passes to his receivers, who were at times no more
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Hokies cornerback Jayron Hosley springs free for a big punt return against Wake Forest Saturday. Hosley ranks 17th in the nation with 13.1 yards per punt return and already returned one for a score in 2010. than 10 yards away. Price ended up completing three (one of which was a shovel pass) of 16 pass attempts. Why coach Jim Grobe did not go to his redshirt junior backup quarterback Skylar Jones before the start of the fourth quarter is a mystery. On a day when defensive coordinator Bud Foster’s units lacked any sort of explosiveness, the Hokie offense stole the show and only needed 30 minutes to do so. Quarterback Tyrod Taylor at times seemed like he could do no wrong, hitting his receivers at will. Taylor’s pinpoint accuracy on his twoyard touchdown pass to Logan Thomas in the opening minutes of the first quarter foreshadowed a historically productive day for an offense that accumulated more than 600 yards when all was said and done. Dyrell Roberts had 134 receiving yards, all in the first half, and shattered his previous career game high of 78 yards against Maryland last year. As Taylor succeeded through the air, the backfield got it done on the ground as David Wilson and Darren Evans rushed for a combined 157 yards and three scores. Wilson’s swiftness at times made you almost forget that Ryan Williams was still out with a hamstring injury.
Despite the offense’s performance, one must keep it in perspective. Going into Saturday’s game, the Demon Deacons of Wake Forest held an RPI of 101, one spot lower than James Madison. The Deacons’ total defense was averaging 429 yards allowed per game, good for 102nd in the 120-team Football Bowl Subdivision. But with five wins in a row, Tech football ultimately seems to be approaching a state of what supporters would identify as normalcy. The Hokies also have their first taste of the polls since losing to James Madison, ranking in at No. 25 and No. 23 in the BCS and AP, respectively. “There’s a thin line in this business,” said Frank Beamer, head coach. “Every win is important. You cherish every win. There’s a thin line between losing and winning. We are on a good win right here. I credit our kids, the reason I think you come back from 0-2, losing to Boise (State) in the last two minutes and losing to James Madison. We have great leaders on this team.” The Hokies are alone atop the Coastal Division of the ACC with a perfect conference record of 3-0. The most dangerous portion of the conference schedule has yet to be played, however, with all five of Tech’s remaining games coming against divi-
sion opponents. After a lowly 1-5 Duke team visits Lane Stadium on Saturday, the road gets a bit more difficult as the Hokies’ following three opponents — Georgia Tech, North Carolina and Miami — each currently sit in the division with one conference loss. It is by no means an impossible road to travel, as every ACC team has sputtered at some point this season. The conference is collectively weak and currently sits behind the Mountain West in the conference RPI rankings at No. 6. The Georgia Tech and Miami offenses had trouble with Middle Tennessee State and Duke, respectively, in the first halves of their victories on Saturday. If the Hokies can show flashes of the same offensive ability demonstrated in the Wake Forest game against the much stronger Yellow Jacket, Tar Heel and Hurricane defenses, Tech could be headed to Charlotte and Miami come December.
ED LUPIEN -sports staff writer -senior -communication major
& entertainment 6 arts RAPID FIRE Tech alum brings laughs to the Lyric october 19, 2010
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“The Yes Men Fix the World” The word “activist” gets appended to many things: activist-judge, activist-preacher. Comedy duo Andy Bichlbaum and Mike Bonanno, a.k.a. the “Yes Men,” are the first activistcomedians I have ever heard of. The Yes Men set up fake websites claiming to represent large corporations. Then they wait. Inevitably someone will contact them and try to set up an interview or invite them to speak at a conference, and that is where the activist comedy comes in. The film “The Yes Men Fix the World” follows the Yes Men as they plunge into the depths of corporate stupidity where the only thing that matters is the bottom line. Part documentary and part comedy tour, the camera exposes just how greedy some people can be while bringing problems to light. In one headline-making stunt, the Yes Men pose as representatives of Dow, commenting on the purchase of Union Carbide Corporation. The Yes Men tell the press Dow will be liquidating Union Carbide to provide relief for the victims of the tragic 1984 Union Carbide plant accident in Bhopal, India. The audience is free to sit back and watch as Dow scrambles to save face and admit it has no plans to help clean up after the disaster. In another prank, the duo speaks to a group of bankers at an international finance conference. They lay out Dow’s “acceptable risk” policy using Gilda, the golden skeleton, to show that sometimes profits leave skeletons and “the only good skeleton is a gold skeleton.” Astoundingly many of the bankers agree. The Yes Men are hilarious and deliver a worthy message. They don’t, however, allow their adversaries a chance to share their sides and reasons, which means “The Yes Men Fix the World” leans much more toward comedy than true documentary.
$$$$ “The Yes Men Fix the World” gets four dollars out of five.
MATT BORYSEWICZ features reporter
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Settlers of Catan
Settlers of Catan is a board game of settlement and expansion on a hexagonal island. The core game is made for up to four players. The goal of the game is to be the first player to obtain 10 “victory points,” which are awarded by building new settlements or from special cards. The direct point of the game is to claim resources with your settlements. Each turn a player rolls a die, which corresponds to certain resource tiles: wood, sheep, coal, wheat and brick. Expanding players increases their chances of grabbing that vital resource at the right time. Resources can then be turned into roads to expand, towns to claim hexes, cities to increase production of resources or cards, which can affect the game in a variety of ways. The game board is randomly generated for each game. This means there are thousands of possible combinations for the game board, and the game will never play the same twice. At its core, Settlers of Catan is a game of screwing over your friends, either directly on the board or via resource trades. This can be a downside to the game, however, and exposes one large flaw. If one player wants to, he can ensure another player of his choosing wins through trades. I’ve run into this problem a few times when one player believes he is too far behind to win. As a bonus Settlers of Catan features many expansion packs, which increase the maximum number of players or introduce new game mechanics ensuring that once you master the game, there will always be a new level to ascend to.
Settlers of Catan gets five hexes out of five.
MATT BORYSEWICZ -features reporter -senior -history major
The Lyric theater was lit up with laughs last Friday courtesy of comedian Laura Prangley, accompanied by graduate student Anthony Quinn and alumnus Graham Currin. Prangley, a 2008 Virginia Tech graduate, currently lives and performs in New York City but got her stand-up start in Blacksburg and has always wanted to perform at the Lyric. “This is where I started. Blacksburg is a breath of fresh air,” Prangley said. “This is where I developed. The energy and welcomeness is contagious.” Comedy has been in Prangley’s mind for years now. She saw her first improv show in Washington, D.C., for her 16th birthday and has been infatuated with it ever since. “I took improv classes my senior year of high school,” Prangley said. “I actually had my first show the day before I came to Tech. I was nervous about finding comedy here.” However, locating comedy venues isn’t tough in Blacksburg. Quinn, the host of Friday night’s show, has been involved with weekly shows at Hokie House and Attitudes for six years. Prangley credits him with being her first real comedy mentor in Blacksburg. He will be hosting a new show starting Oct. 27th at Awful Arthur’s. “The scene is definitely here,” Quinn
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Tech alumna Laura Prangley started her comedic career at Blacksburg’s Hokie House and now performs in New York City. said, shortly before opening the stage up. Quinn also started his comedy act in Blacksburg. “Dave Chappelle did a show here my freshman year. It was one of the most amazing shows ever,” Quinn said. “I always had the desire to perform and thought, ‘Why not do it now while I have the opportunity?’” Prangley’s first show in Blacksburg was at Hokie House in October of her freshman year. “My friends couldn’t get in. They were all minors,” she said, but thank-
fully all of her friends were able to get into the Lyric for last Friday’s show hassle-free. Prangley said getting started in comedy can be rough. “It’s hard having a day job. If you want to progress in comedy, you have to go out at night. I don’t get off of work till 8 p.m., and some of these people have been going out since 5 p.m.,” Prangley said. “You have to play catch-up.” Prangley said college can be an ideal time for aspiring comedians to get started, and Blacksburg is a prime
location. “Start your own show. There are plenty of venues in Blacksburg always looking to get more customers,” Prangley said. “You can’t make excuses for yourself.” Prangley sticks to this self-motivated attitude. She got credit to teach an improv class her senior year. Her humor from college has certainly followed suit in the real world and was shown Friday. Each of three comedians brought a unique spin. Currin walked onto the stage sporting his grandfather’s bright orange Tech blazer, the first indication the show was a tribute to the orange and maroon. Quinn prepped the audience with jokes about driving on I-81, peculiar shared habits of driving down that never-ending stretch of road. Prangley’s jokes drew from both college stories and practical world experience, combining sarcasm and satire. “I want people to laugh, but I also want them to leave thinking,” she said. Graham Downey, senior political science major, enjoyed the show. “It was my first comedy show. I really enjoyed the give and take and the response the comedians gave to the audience,” he said. Prangley can be found at LauraPrangley.com and keep an eye out for flyers and postings for upcoming comedy acts in Blacksburg.
Stunts stand out to make ‘Jackass 3D’ a sucess J
ohnny Knoxville, Bam Margera, Steve-O, Wee Man and company have returned for the hilariously entertaining third installment of the “Jackass” movies. Originally a popular show on MTV, “Jackass: The Movie” was meant to be the finale of the series. But obviously, the gang wasn’t quite finished with their gross-out pranks and life-endangering stunts. Like “Jackass: The Movie” and “Jackass 2,” “Jackass 3D” features a series of ridiculous antics that range from drinking someone’s sweat to shooting each other repeatedly with paintball guns. At approximately 90 minutes, the movie doesn’t leave you much time to stop laughing and catch your breath. It seems Knoxville is willing to do anything to get a laugh, even if it means being kicked in the head by a raging bull. This movie lives up to what it
promises: stupidity at its finest. The “Jackass” crew is shirtless or clad in some ridiculous costume for half of the film. Perhaps one of the most amusing aspects of the movie is the amount of fun being had by the cast. Like the audience, they are laughing non-stop, even when covered in poop or recovering from a battering from an angry ram. As pointless as these stunts are, the cast really seems to have a passion for them. It brings most of us back to a time when we were younger and would take pictures or videos of our friends doing something stupid. I think we all had a time in our past when we invoked the spirit of “Jackass,” daring our friends to eat a concoction we mixed up or jump from the trampoline into the pool. The crew of “Jackass” just shows us once again what we could do with a little more money and fewer brain cells. “Jackass 3D” is the perfect mix of
physical and stomach-churning feats. While the second movie had a few too many bodily fluids for my taste, this one definitely focuses on the physical stunts. There are a lot more crashing vehicles and tricking people into some sort of trap. Of course, it wouldn’t be “Jackass” without the gross factor. There just isn’t as much of it, so it gives the viewer some time to stop gagging in between them. The 3-D aspect of the movie was surprisingly enjoyable. While the entire movie doesn’t really need to be in 3D, when the effects were used it was well done and did enhance the stunts. If someone threw or shot something, the object usually shot out into the audience. In a way, it was much like an amusement park ride. This was only used in about five or six stunts. Other than that, the 3-D glasses didn’t do much but add a little more depth and a red mark on my nose. I usu-
ally don’t like 3-D because I find it gimmicky and still pretty primitive, but in “Jackass 3D,” it worked. Hopefully, like the development of sound in cinema, the 3-D aspect will soon be mastered and used not as a marketing ploy but as a standard in film. If you are looking for a lighthearted and laugh-a-minute movie in a season when many dark and gritty Oscar contenders are being released, then “Jackass 3D” is definitely worth a watch. And from the number of couples making out in the theater I was in, I’d say it’s a pretty decent date movie as well. Just make sure your date doesn’t mind blood, fecal matter, nudity or excessive cursing.
COURTNEY BAKER -features staff writer -political science major