2008 VF2 Survival Guide

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Fantasy Football | VF2.ca Editor-in-Chief Michael Nourse

2008 Survival Guide v4.0

Commissioner Michael Nourse Steering Committee Michael Nourse Nic Sulsky Jay Dick

Contents . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 2

Treasurer Paypal

What’s New . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 4

Social Convenor Murray McNeely TF Administrators Michael Nourse Andrew Couchman Franchise Owners Jason Corless Andrew Couchman Giles Counsell Steve Dankoff Jay Dick Greg Frank Chris Gray Mark McCain Murray McNeely Don Millman Hamish Mitchell Michael Nourse John Peterson Jim Ramsbottom Maurice Scott Nic Sulsky Gareth Wheeler

Editor’s Note . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 3

A League Apart . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 4 Teams: Mojo Division . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 5 Teams: Long Division . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 6 Call For Franchises . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 7 Call For Sponsors . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 8 Taunt King: Twisted clown gets crowned . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 9 We Have a Problem: Your Logo Sucks . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 10 2008 Rules . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 11 Survival Tips . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 13 Appendix A: 2007 Draft . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 14 Appendix B: Regular Season Records . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 17

2008 Survival Guide Published by: Communicreations 1816 Dundas Street East Toronto, ON M4L 1M5 (416) 844-7138

Appendix C: Glossary . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 18

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Editor’s Note

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elcome back for another season of Voodoo Fantasy Football. It is the time of year when optimism rings eternal. We’re all very excited to get our 21 weeks of couch-laden entertainment under way. As always, it is going to be a riveting ride. Much of the Internet buzz these days centres around Social Networking. Facebook and MySpace have long since become household names, and LinkedIn has become a useful business tool for some 25 million professionals. Fantasy Football is starting to understand and embrace the concept, and as always the VF2 is leading the curve. Our “day jobs” include several business owners and entrepreneurs amongst our ranks, often leading to opportunities outside of the FF realm. There’s also an interesting cross-section of other professions (see: wage slaves) that includes on-air personalities, IT, media and Human Resources specialists. Being able to work with people you know is certainly a bonus—and taking it to them come Sunday is particularly sweet—but I think most would confess the main event is having a laugh at the expense of others. And in this area we’re convinced that we are a witty, oft-twisted lot of scavengers in search of the next triumph and laugh. The Tribal Forum is our primary vehicle for such mockery. When you find yourself in need of a good ROFL, creep into the Voodoo Vault for a dose of Taunt School. Seriously, they’re just as funny as they were the first time round! Then there’s the competition. By my estimate, 60% of VF2 owners actually know what they’re doing and lead the pack. The rest are, more or less, tossers who get lucky now and then, but still pose an occasional threat.

And yes, Boozers, in case the memo didn’t arrive, you will always reside in this category. All except the part about being a threat to win, of course. This season will witness the passing of a tradition that predates the VF2. The Pirate’s Inquest is being retired to make way for someone else to step up. It has been a fun run, but I am required elsewhere. And so, documenting our history will now be passed along to the on-air personalities that so humbly tout themselves as “experts.” While showering themselves with praise, how convenient they’ve forgotten how much of their careers have been enough time in the basement to build an ark. Podcast and video are two words that have been whispered, but temper your enthusiasm given things like the Dank Rank never saw the light of day. Still, keep an eye on the TF’s Tailgate Party section for the new launch and enjoy following along throughout another hilarious season of Voodoo Fantasy Football. And finally, a quick shout out to our new sponsor, the Quail & Firkin. They have been our unofficial home for many of our events over the years, and smartly decided to make it official by contributing to the cause. Point of Presence Technologies returns as a sponsor that will host and equip the Voodoo Bowl party with an array of techno-wizardry. And we mustn’t forget Communicreations, who have floated the VF2 concept from the get-go. The league is what it is because of that commitment and sacrifice. See you at the Draft—suckers!!!

The Pirate Commissioner, Survival Guide Editor

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What’s New IN: Move to 4 keepers. OUT: Two ownership groups. IN: New groups that are committed. OUT: The Supplemental Draft. IN: A “no holds barred” Entry Draft. OUT: One standard time to declare starters. IN: Points per reception. OUT: Worst drafts first. IN: More payouts including Divisional Champions. OUT: People trying to entice us with free TV’s. IN: Draft lottery for bottom 6 teams. OUT: Slasher from his closet.

A League Apart There are 10 very good reasons why we believe the VF2 represents the gold standard of Fantasy Football. 1. Organized. The most organized fantasy football experience available. Period. 2. Polished. A professionally branded fantasy football experience that includes an annual publication (Survival Guide), a dedicated web site (www.VF2.ca) and a robust league communication tool (Tribal Forum). 3. Value. Franchises are a virtual financial asset with a monetary value that has risen year-over-year. Virtually eliminates “disappearing owners.” 4. Networking. A community-driven concept that is geared towards social and competitive spin-offs, in addition to a proven record of fostering lucrative business relationships amongst participants. 5. Democratic. Rules and governance that encourage participation. 6. Balance. A model that has been tested and enhanced over some twenty years; a scoring system that carefully balances the net worth of all positions. 7. Progressive. Rules that stay on top of the latest fantasy football trends. Franchise Players/Keepers ensure year-round enjoyment. IDP’s that add roster depth and elevate the excitement of games. Waiver Wire transactions that keeps participation levels up. A playoff format that coincides with the NFL postseason. 8. Structure. Built-in parity makes for a level-playing field while at the same time rewarding knowledge. 9. Fun. All of us enjoy a good laugh—especially if it comes at the expense of an opponent. That said, we’re all competitive by nature and would stop at nothing to win. Because it’s fun! 10. Rewarding. A truly kick-ass trophy worthy of blood, sweat and tears, as well as multiple cash prizes.

IN: Rod Rash—like a fat kid on a Smartie.

ALL NEW TRIBAL FORUM: www.vf2.ca/tribalforum

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Teams: Mojo Division

Balls Deep 18–16 (.529) Hamish Mitchell, 778-883-1755

BOOZERS PIKS 23–28 (.451) Jim Ramsbottom, 647.203.1762 Maurice Scott, 416.473.1966

DEVILS HARVEST 18–33 (.353) Don Millman, 416.816.9481 John Peterson, 416.979.2092

Horned norsemen 33–18 (.647) Greg Frank, 416.419.4744

pirate’s posse 36–15 (.706) Michael Nourse, 416.844.7138

Skin Pigs 5–12 (.294) Steve Dankoff, 778-883-1755

Skol Grobari 21–30 (.412) Andrew Couchman, 778-883-1755

Voodoo Bowl

Total Points

DIVISION CHAMP

Horses Ass

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Teams: Long Division

Dank Bros 23–28 .451 Giles Counsell, 416.428.8782 Mark McCain, 416.436.5328

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Hackensack hebros 6–11 .353 Nic Sulsky, 416.834.0413

McLOVIN MCNABB 20–31 .392 Gareth Wheeler, 416.992.8052

RoID RaGE 20–31 .392 Murray McNeely, 416.807.8006

Smash Ass 32–19 (.627) Chris Gray, 647.222.JETS

Slashers 24–10 .706 Jay Dick, 416.388.3958

Sunny Shithawks 27–24 .529 Jason Corless, 416.908.2262

Voodoo Bowl

Total Points

DIVISION CHAMP

Horses Ass

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Call For Franchises Insert coming SEPT 2008

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The VF2 achieves its social networking by using several initiatives that are worthy of your sponsorship considerations. Sponsors can take advantage of several exposure opportunities:

• AGM Golf Tournament. A day long event that begins on the links and ends with the VF2’s annual ownership meeting. • Entry Draft. A 5-hour marathon of consumption, strategy, testosterone and laughs. • League-sanctioned pub socials. Three such events that fall between October to December. • Voodoo Bowl. Season finale and party that runs parallel to Super Bowl. • www.VF2.ca. Advertising available. • Tribal Forum. Receives an average of 300 hits per day during the football season. • Annual Voodoo Survival Guide. The year-long resource for checking rules and archived results.

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Sponsorship deadlines vary depending on the calendar of events. For more information about sponsorship and how to get involved, please e-mail info@vf2.ca.

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Taunt King: Twisted clown gets crowned

2007

marked the beginning of one of the more risqué experiments we’ve ever attempted in the VF2. Every year, one owner taunting efforts will be acknowledged, anointing the winner as the Taunt King. This status is earned by devising the most memorable, champion-caliber trashing of an opponent.

of preparation that borders on the need for a restraining order.

certifiable. You are a danger to both yourself and society.

To the Clown, it is offered that you are crass, lewd, unsettling and

As dramatic as a Shakespearian tale. What a piece of work is a man...

It seemed like a good idea at the time. It doesn’t hurt to throw just a little more fuel on the fire, right? Motivate team owners to ratchet up the proverbial dial to 11, and see what comes of it. This year’s winner was a surprise to no one. By inflicting shock and bewilderment on all but himself, Balls Deep lives up to their namesake to establish what will likely become the “measuring stick” for all future taunts. While vulgar, the artistic merit of the winning effort sadly cannot be avoided. The timing involved to include the NYG/PHI game was brilliant in that it essentially solidified the win. The evil clownlike grin could not possibly be any larger. Despite choosing to mount an Offensive (in more ways than one) Lineman, then airing the event publicly has resulted in mental scarring so deep it is a taunt that keeps on giving. The use of props was an exemplary display

V-Taunt Archives A

B

A. The First (BD) http://tinyurl.com/5m526e

B. Pirate Tribute (BD) http://tinyurl.com/5byhxk

C

D

C. Only One (PP) http://tinyurl.com/68asld

D. VF2 Rap Single (SA) http://tinyurl.com/58gkod

E

F

E. Mascot Bowl (SA) http://tinyurl.com/5jb2xh

F. Whoa Donkey (SA) http://tinyurl.com/6dsyh

G. What you gonna do? (SA)

G

Congratulations to Our 2007-08 winners!

http://tinyurl.com/5azcav

Voodoo Bowl Champion:

Horse’s Ass:

Jay Dick (Slashers)

Steve Dankoff (Skin Pigs)

Total Points Champion:

Taunt King:

Jay Dick (Slashers)

Hamish Mitchell (Balls Deep)

Mojo Division Champion:

Pick’em Competition:

Pirate (Pirate’s Posse)

Giles Counsell (Dank Bros) Mark McCain (Dank Bros)

Long Division Champion:

Jay Dick (Slashers)

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We Have a Problem: Your Logo Sucks

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udging by what we currently have that’s trying to pass for logos in our league, we have been infiltrated by a great many Nancies running about. That’s about to change. Much has been spewed from the Pirate’s mouth over the years regarding the dearth of good team Logo

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logos in the VF2. Now I admit that crappy and tacky offend me more than most. Striving towards the lowest common denominator should be an aspiration best left to the Canadian political landscape. Having a vector logo will be a requirement that is enforced in 2009. In many instances, what you

Team Comments BD

This is not a logo, but could be theoretically be converted into one. Shouldn’t the Taunt King be worthy of much more? Mark: D+

BP

Selecting this clipart took all of about 5 seconds several years ago, and it shows. A beer glass is not a mascot, and does not instill fear. Mark: D–

DA

The boys were proud when this was released, and in there defense have been talking about changing it since. Mark: C

DH

This is not a logo. It could be a cartoon, which might help explain back-toback HA awards. Mark: FAIL

HH

Outside of disenfranchised Muslims, this effort scares no one. It does speak to humour, though. Mark: B

HN

GF: “When I first opened it, I just about shit my pants.” Mark: A

MM

Logo not yet submitted. Mark: FAIL

PP

It speaks to the character of both the team and the owner. Mark: A

RR

First it was a picture of a bear. Now it looks like a sketch from the dictionary. Lame. Mark: D.

SA

It is cute and does convey an element of humour, but fails miserably to conjure up fear. Mark: C+

SL

This is not a logo. And the dude in the picture is a chump! Mark: FAIL

SP

Talk about blinders. Ownership boldly touted this as “the best logo in the league.” Too bad it’s not a logo. Mark: FAIL

SS

I get that there was a retro/cheesy intent here, but there’s a reason why design from the 60’s and 70’s doesn’t have shelf life. Mark: D+

TS

Blantant plagerism, but it is a logo. Mark: B

have provided to-date is stunting our growth and limiting possibilities. For example, it’d be a very cool thing indeed if we could include logos on our holiest of holies, the almighty VB trophy. Also, we’d have more options when it comes to selecting VF2 schwag. It would open up other graphical possibilities for all of our visual efforts to make the VF2 earn its reputation as the gold standard of fantasy football. And I’m not going to say that you cannot win without a good logo, but I will argue that it can improve your chances at success. Take your brand seriously, and you will be establishing a standard you expect from your team, and yourself. In sum, it comes down to bad taste and technical requirements as the reason why we need to address the problem. And if this is going to cost you some thought and the price of a medium pizza, suck it up! P. WHAT YOU NEED: Your logo should embody how you perceive your team, as well as how you want others to perceive your team. CONSIDERATIONS: - vector EPS artwork - 2 colours, max. 3 - simpler works better than complex - displays well when resized (look at the logos on the left...if you can’t comprehend what your looking at, it sucks) - humorous and/or instills fear RESOURCES: www.istockphoto.com. Lots of vector graphic mascots to be had for less than a 12-pack. The VF2 Marketing Department is available to help you source a successful option. Let us help you in your quest to look like less of a fool come Sunday. VF2 2008 Survival Guide | A


2008 RULES 1. VF2 Structure 1.1. Each Conference will consist of 14 franchises. All participants are divided into two divisions, and will compete in 17 head–to–head regular season matches to determine playoff seeding. 1.2. Franchises will vote on the appointment of 1 Conference Commissioner (2 yr.) and 2 Board Members (1 yr.), whom collectively are referred to as the Steering Committee (SC). SC votes are carried with a majority. 1.3. The SC reserves the right to revoke a franchise in the event said franchise has not fulfilled its obligations to the league or has acted inappropriately in the name of fair play. 1.4. New applicants are subject to competition for entry, and candidates are determined by the SC.

Offense

Defense

Pts

2.1. Once approved by the SC, a franchise can be purchased with a one–time fee of $125 (2008) per franchise. 2.2. Franchise owners have the right to sell their teams, though the league reserves the right to mandate a minimum franchise value and will impose a $50 surcharge on ownership transactions. All ownership changes are subject to the final approval of the SC. 2.3. The annual league dues are $125 (2008) per franchise, made payable prior to the AGM. League dues are pooled for prize payouts at the end of the year, and to cover any operational expenses. 2.4. A franchise must have between one and two owners, both of whom must be approved by the SC. 2.5. All teams are required to have a vector logo. The VF2 Marketing department can assist you in your branding efforts. 2.6. Each franchise will maintain a total of 20 roster spots, consisting of 2 QB, 3 RB, 4 WR, 2 TE, 2 PK, 2 DL, 3 LB and 2 DB. 2.7. Each week, every franchise will be responsible for fielding a starting lineup consisting of 1 QB, 2 RB, 3 WR, 1 TE, 1 PK, 1 DL, 2 LB and 1 DB whenever possible.

FIG. 1. 2008 Scoring Table

Scoring

2. The Franchise

Description

6

TD, rushing or receiving

1

25 yards, rushing or receiving

1

15 yards, rushing or receiving (TE only)

1

Per 2 Receptions

4

TD pass

1

50 yards passed

2

5 completions

-2

Interception

-2

Fumble

2

FG made, 0-39 yds

3

FG made, 40-49 yds

4

FG made, 50+ yds

-2

FG Missed

1

PAT made

-1

PAT missed

6

TD scored

4

Forced Fumble, Fumble Recovery, Sack, Interception

4

Safety

1

Per Tackle

1

Per 2 Assisted Tackles

1

Per Pass Defended

2.8. The starting roster must be entered on the site no later than five minutes before the first game of the week. Substitutions may be made throughout the weekend as Sportsline will allow, but must not include changing players who have already started playing.

3. Keepers/Franchise Players 3.1. Each franchise must declare 4 Keepers from their final roster, providing that player was not selected in the first three rounds of the previous year’s draft. FP’s must be declared by prior to the second weekend in August (subject to change). 3.2. FP’s may be traded at any time before the trade deadline or after they have been declared keepers, with the rights to that player as a keeper being transferred to the new owner.

4. Scoring 4.1. See table in FIG. 1. 4.2. All offensive players qualify to score offensive points. For example, if a PK throws a TD he earns the same points a QB would have received. 4.3. Defensive players do not qualify for offensive points unless that player appears on a team’s fantasy lineup as QB, RB, WR, TE or PK. 4.5. Ties during the regular season will go to the team with the most points from its bench players.

5. Entry Draft 5.1 All teams are required to have a minimum of one owner attend the draft. 5.2 Draft order of the top 6 picks is determined by a lottery held at the AGM, and is based on the seeding from the previous season. Draft procedure for ensuing rounds will follow the Serpent Method.

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5.3 Teams will be permitted a maximum of 2 minutes for each pick (special consideration of 30 seconds for out-oftowners). Any picks not being made on time will result in the deduction of 15 points in week one. Repeat violations 15 points in week two, etc.

FIG. 2. VF2 Wildcard Weekend

FIG. 3. 2008 Prize Payouts

Rank

Team

WCW (Wk18)

Category

Prize

1

Team “A”

Bye

Voodoo Bowl

$600

2

Team “B”

Bye

Total Points

$250

5.4 The Entry Draft will be held the Wednesday night before the first game of the season. 6:30PM arrival 7:00PM start.

3

Team “C”

3 vs. 6

Division Champion

$125 x 2

4

Team “D”

4 vs. 5

Pick’em

$50

5.5 Teams will undergo a 16-round draft to complete their existing team of four keepers.

5

Team “E”

4 vs. 5

Taunt King

$50

6

Team “F”

3 vs. 6

Horse’s Ass

Lifetime of ridicule

7

Team “G”

Eliminated

6. Waiver Wire 6.1. The WW opens Tuesday morning and runs through to WED night, with the exception of (6.2) below. 6.2. The WW order is determined by the site, and is calculated based on the previous week’s WW activity and overall record. 6.3 The number of roster spots you may add via the WW is limited to the number of players you drop. 6.4 Teams abstaining from the WW can elect to Add or Drop players after the WW has run its course. These teams get promoted up the WW draft order for the following week. 6.5 The WW is closed 24 hours after the trade deadline (10.5).

7. Playoffs 7.1. Playoff participation is based on regular season standings. The two top–seeded teams in each division will receive a Bye from playing Wild Card Weekend. 7.2. In the event of a tie at the end of the regular season, the higher seed will be determined by head–to–head record, second is total points, and a third tiebreaker favours the divisional record. If the tie remains, a coin toss will be used to determine the outcome. 7.3. Teams with the worst record in each division get eliminated from playoff participation. 7.5. For Divisional Playoffs, the lowest– seeded team advancing from WCW plays the team finishing 1st and the highest seed from WCW will go up against the team finishing 2nd. 7.6. The last two teams in each Division will then go head–to–head in order to determine the Division Championship. 7.7. The remaining two Division Champs go head-to-head during the Super Bowl to determine the Voodoo Bowl Champion. 7.8. In the event of a tie score in the playoffs, the higher seed will advance.

8. Trading 8.1. The trading deadline is 11:00 PM WED following the last regular season football game. 8.2. No trades can be made that include the exchange of money. 8.3. Trades may take place any time prior to the trade deadline (10.4), but trades made and confirmed during a football weekend will not result in roster changes until after that particular football weekend is complete. 8.4. All transactions must involve a position– for–position swap. 8.5. No trade agreement is final unless reported to the Commissioner by each of the franchises involved within 24 hours of a deal’s approval but not exceeding one hour prior to kickoff of the week’s first game. Notification by both e-mail and telephone are advisable to ensure transactions are completed in a timely fashion.

10. Calendar 10.1 AGM & Golf Tournament: 1st SAT in June. Location TBA. Draft order, voting, and an open forum. 10.2 Keeper Deadline: WED prior to third weekend of preseason games. 10.3 VF2 Entry Draft: 6:30 PM to 11:00 PM. First WED in SEPT. Attendance mandatory unless special permissions (ie. geographic location) are provided. 10.4 League-sanctioned outings usually fall on Week #’s 5, 10 and 15. Additional details available on TF. 10.5 Trade Deadline: 11:00 PM WED following the last regular season football game. 10.6 WW/Add/Drop Deadline: 11:00 PM THURS following the last regular season football game. 10.7 All VF2 deadlines are in Eastern Standard Time (EST). FIG. 4. 2008 VF2 Calendar

Date

Event

Location

SEP 3

Entry Draft

Quail

OCT 5

WK 5 piss-up

Quail

NOV 9

WK 10 piss-up

Quail

DEC 7

Bills v. Miami

Skydome

DEC 15

WK 15 piss-up

Quail

DEC 31

Trade Deadline

N/A

9.2 Total Points. Awarded to the team that accumulates the most points over the 17game regular season.

JAN 1

WW Deadline

Sportsline

JAN

Playoff piss-ups

Quail

9.3 Division Champion.

FEB 1

Voodoo Bowl

Harvest House

9.4 Pick’em. Team with the highest score after 21 weeks.

APR 28

NFL Draft

Harvest House

JUN 6

AGM

TBA

AUG 12

Submit Keepers

N/A

8.6. The Steering Committee reserves the right to overturn deals suspect of collusion.

9. Winners & Losers 9.1 Voodoo Bowl. Determined by the final two VF2 teams competing H2H in the Super Bowl. Punishment of purchasing a round of drinks at the AGM.

9.5 Taunt King. Best single taunt, as determined by vote at VB. 9.6 Horse’s Ass. Team scoring the fewest points over the course of 17 weeks wins HA and must purchase a round of drinks at the next draft.

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Survival Tips

Warning Voodoo Fantasy Football is not for everyone. The VF2 is a community comprised of like-minded owners out to enjoy themselves in friendly competition laced with goodnatured mocking, insults and one-upmanship. Wallflowers need not apply. Active participation and a sense of humor are key considerations in the selection process.

• Draft day is a blast, but you will get handed your lunch if you are not prepared. FF magazines and countless online sources contain cheat sheets with a list of players and when they should get snapped up. Preseason action can give you a good feel for what lies ahead, and whose value rises or falls. • Have a look at how last season’s draft unfolded (see Appendix A: 2007 Draft). 8 RB’s, 2 QB’s and 4 WR’s were picked in the first round. • Think points, but also think playoffs. Players on teams that are playoff bound sometimes have a higher value than guys who will score you more points on a bottom-feeder team. • Partnering up with a second set of eyes is a distinct advantage, and often improves the overall VF2 experience.

VF2.ca The Official home of Voodoo Fantasy Football

• Pay attention to players on your roster with conflicting BYE weeks in the NFL schedule.

• Tribal Forum • Pirate’s Inquest • Photo Gallery • Draft Results • Playoff Results

• The Tribal Forum epitomizes the VF2 community. It is an effective way to get the full benefit of involvement. Taunt your way to stardom! Participants are expected to stay current with the Announcements section, and chime in with regularity.

All VF2, all the time. 24/7. And it’s just as funny the second time around. Visit VF2.ca for historical archives of league folklore.

• Put some thought and imagination into the branding of your franchise. Two words work best for a name. A cool logo will get you off to a good start.

• The league-sanctioned outings are a terrific opportunity to drink beer, get to know/mock opponents, talk trash and talk trade. Optional, but the events go a long way towards maintaining your standing as an active participant. • FP’s (Keepers) cannot be players selected in the first three rounds of the entry draft. They can include players selected from the Waiver Wire that appeared on your teams WK#17 roster. • Don’t always believe what you hear. There are several members of the group who are masters of disinformation. The guy writing these tips is one of them. • Reputation is an important thing to consider. In FF, reputation can cause damage that takes years to fix. If you’re hard to get ahold of, don’t return calls or respond to e-mail, you’ll earn a reputation for being difficult to deal with. If you make stupid trade offers, your voice of reason will be harder to hear on future deals. • Active participation is a requirement. Attend socials. Be vocal on the TF. Initiate trade talk. If you want to continue to be a part of the league, you need to be seen and heard.

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Appendix A: 2007 Draft Pick

Pos

Player

Team

Selected By

Pick

Pos

Player

Team

Selected By

K1.01

WR23

Vincent Jackson

SD/7

Devil’s Harvest

1.04

RB4

Joseph Addai

Ind/6

Sunnyvale Shithawks

K1.02

WR24

Reggie Brown

Phi/5

Roid Rage

1.05

RB14

Brian Westbrook

Phi/5

Beer Gogglers

K1.03

RB10

Laurence Maroney

NE/10

Team Skol

1.06

RB6

Reggie Bush

NO/4

Balls Deep

K1.04

DB1

Adrian Wilson

Ari/8

Sunnyvale Shithawks

1.07

QB5

Tom Brady

NE/10

Slasher

K1.05

WR3

Steve Smith

Car/7

Beer Gogglers

1.08

RB15

Willis McGahee

Bal/8

Pigskin Fetish

K1.06

WR14

Marques Colston

NO/4

Balls Deep

1.09

RB5

Shaun Alexander

Sea/8

Boozers Piks

K1.07

RB12

Frank Gore

SF/6

Slasher

1.10

RB8

Rudi Johnson

Cin/5

Dank Bros

K1.08

RB3

Larry Johnson

KC/8

Pigskin Fetish

1.11

WR1

Terrell Owens

Dal/8

Pirate’s Posse

K1.09

RB16

Brandon Jacobs

NYG/9

Boozers Piks

1.12

WR2

Marvin Harrison

Ind/6

Smash Ass

K1.10

TE2

Jeremy Shockey

NYG/9

Dank Bros

1.13

WR6

Reggie Wayne

Ind/6

Skin Pigs

K1.11

QB3

Carson Palmer

Cin/5

Pirate’s Posse

1.14

WR12

Torry Holt

StL/9

HeBro’s

K1.12

RB7

Willie Parker

Pit/6

Smash Ass

2.01

WR9

Javon Walker

Den/6

HeBro’s

K1.13

QB6

Philip Rivers

SD/7

Skin Pigs

2.02

RB21

Edgerrin James

Ari/8

Skin Pigs

K1.14

RB9

Travis Henry

Den/6

HeBro’s

2.03

RB26

Thomas Jones

NYJ/10

Smash Ass

K2.01

LB2

Shawne Merriman

SD/7

HeBro’s

2.04

RB18

Adrian Peterson

Min/5

Pirate’s Posse

K2.02

RB19

Deuce McAllister

NO/4

Skin Pigs

2.05

WR5

Roy Williams

Det/6

Dank Bros

K2.03

WR27

Hines Ward

Pit/6

Smash Ass

2.06

QB14

Matt Hasselbeck

Sea/8

Boozers Piks

K2.04

TE1

Antonio Gates

SD/7

Pirate’s Posse

2.07

QB11

Tony Romo

Dal/8

Pigskin Fetish

K2.05

DL5

Julius Peppers

Car/7

Dank Bros

2.08

WR22

Randy Moss

NE/10

Slasher

K2.06

LB19

Brian Urlacher

Chi/9

Boozers Piks

2.09

WR13

Andre Johnson

Hou/10

Balls Deep

K2.07

WR8

T.J. Houshmandzadeh

Cin/5

Pigskin Fetish

2.10

LB5

Demarcus Ware

Dal/8

Beer Gogglers

K2.08

RB11

Maurice Jones-Drew

Jac/4

Slasher

2.11

RB20

Ronnie Brown

Mia/9

Sunnyvale Shithawks

K2.09

QB2

Drew Brees

NO/4

Balls Deep

2.12

WR11

Lee Evans

Buf/6

Team Skol

K2.10

QB12

Jay Cutler

Den/6

Beer Gogglers

2.13

TE4

Tony Gonzalez

KC/8

Roid Rage

K2.11

WR7

Larry Fitzgerald

Ari/8

Sunnyvale Shithawks

2.14

WR29

Bernard Berrian

Chi/9

Devil’s Harvest

K2.12

QB17

Vince Young

Ten/4

Team Skol

3.01

RB29

Tatum Bell

Det/6

Devil’s Harvest

K2.13

RB23

Marion Barber III

Dal/8

Roid Rage

3.02

LB1

DeMeco Ryans

Hou/10

Roid Rage

K2.14

QB8

Matt Leinart

Ari/8

Devil’s Harvest

3.03

WR15

Donald Driver

GB/7

Team Skol

K3.01

TE9

Ben Watson

NE/10

Devil’s Harvest

3.04

WR20

Deion Branch

Sea/8

Sunnyvale Shithawks

K3.02

LB37

Shaun Phillips

SD/7

Roid Rage

3.05

DB9

Champ Bailey

Den/6

Beer Gogglers

K3.03

TE3

Todd Heap

Bal/8

Team Skol

3.06

WR26

Laveranues Coles

NYJ/10

Balls Deep

K3.04

QB4

Marc Bulger

StL/9

Sunnyvale Shithawks

3.07

DL7

Terrell Suggs

Bal/8

Slasher

K3.05

WR66

Bobby Engram

Sea/8

Beer Gogglers

3.08

WR33

Darrell Jackson

SF/6

Pigskin Fetish

K3.06

DB11

Charles Tillman

Chi/9

Balls Deep

3.09

WR35

Donte Stallworth

NE/10

Boozers Piks

K3.07

WR16

Plaxico Burress

NYG/9

Slasher

3.10

WR31

Mark Clayton

Bal/8

Dank Bros

K3.08

LB14

Lance Briggs

Chi/9

Pigskin Fetish

3.11

DB3

Troy Polamalu

Pit/6

Pirate’s Posse

K3.09

WR10

Anquan Boldin

Ari/8

Boozers Piks

3.12

LB11

Adalius Thomas

NE/10

Smash Ass

K3.10

QB13

Eli Manning

NYG/9

Dank Bros

3.13

LB7

Lofa Tatupu

Sea/8

Skin Pigs

K3.11

RB13

Cedric Benson

Chi/9

Pirate’s Posse

3.14

QB7

Donovan McNabb

Phi/5

HeBro’s

K3.12

WR4

Chad Johnson

Cin/5

Smash Ass

4.01

TE6

Vernon Davis

SF/6

HeBro’s

K3.13

DL12

Robert Mathis

Ind/6

Skin Pigs

4.02

LB13

Bart Scott

Bal/8

Skin Pigs

K3.14

DL4

Leonard Little

StL/9

HeBro’s

4.03

LB4

Ray Lewis

Bal/8

Smash Ass

1.01

RB1

LaDainian Tomlinson

SD/7

Devil’s Harvest

4.04

WR18

Calvin Johnson

Det/6

Pirate’s Posse

1.02

QB1

Peyton Manning

Ind/6

Roid Rage

4.05

RB27

Marshawn Lynch

Buf/6

Dank Bros

1.03

RB2

Steven Jackson

StL/9

Team Skol

4.06

WR38

Terry Glenn

Dal/8

Boozers Piks

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Pos

Player

Team

Selected By

Pick

Pos

Player

Team

Selected By

4.07

TE7

Chris Cooley

Was/4

Pigskin Fetish

7.14

PK12

Josh Brown

Sea/8

HeBro’s

4.08

WR21

Santonio Holmes

Pit/6

Slasher

8.01

DB8

Brian Dawkins

Phi/5

HeBro’s

4.09

DL22

Will Smith

NO/4

Balls Deep

8.02

WR34

D.J. Hackett

Sea/8

Skin Pigs

4.10

RB33

Brandon Jackson

GB/7

Beer Gogglers

8.03

DL9

Mark Anderson

Chi/9

Smash Ass

4.11

WR51

Wes Welker

NE/10

Sunnyvale Shithawks

8.04

DL3

Aaron Schobel

Buf/6

Pirate’s Posse

4.12

WR19

Braylon Edwards

Cle/7

Team Skol

8.05

DB25

Ed Reed

Bal/8

Dank Bros

4.13

RB59

Kevin Jones

Det/6

Roid Rage

8.06

DL23

Charles Grant

NO/4

Boozers Piks

4.14

DB17

Bob Sanders

Ind/6

Devil’s Harvest

8.07

DL43

Adewale Ogunleye

Chi/9

Pigskin Fetish

5.01

LB21

Zach Thomas

Mia/9

Devil’s Harvest

8.08

DB50

Dawan Landry

Bal/8

Slasher

5.02

WR25

Joey Galloway

TB/10

Roid Rage

8.09

LB64

Brian Simmons

NO/4

Balls Deep

5.03

LB12

London Fletcher

Was/4

Team Skol

8.10

PK4

Jason Elam

Den/6

Beer Gogglers

5.04

LB3

Keith Bulluck

Ten/4

Sunnyvale Shithawks

8.11

LB18

Antonio Pierce

NYG/9

Sunnyvale Shithawks

5.05

WR30

Chris Chambers

Mia/9

Beer Gogglers

8.12

DB95

Justin Miller

NYJ/10

Team Skol

5.06

RB36

DeAngelo Williams

Car/7

Balls Deep

8.13

DB136

Kevin Kaesviharn

NO/4

Roid Rage

5.07

LB23

A.J. Hawk

GB/7

Slasher

8.14

DL38

Ty Warren

NE/10

Devil’s Harvest

5.08

LB26

James Farrior

Pit/6

Pigskin Fetish

9.01

LB41

Jonathan Vilma

NYJ/10

Devil’s Harvest

5.09

LB8

Mike Peterson

Jac/4

Boozers Piks

9.02

WR28

Jerricho Cotchery

NYJ/10

Roid Rage

5.10

WR42

Devery Henderson

NO/4

Dank Bros

9.03

PK9999

John Carney

FA

Team Skol

5.11

LB10

Stephen Cooper

SD/7

Pirate’s Posse

9.04

PK10

Josh Scobee

Jac/4

Sunnyvale Shithawks

5.12

TE13

Dallas Clark

Ind/6

Smash Ass

9.05

TE10

Alge Crumpler

Atl/8

Beer Gogglers

5.13

DB10

Roy Williams

Dal/8

Skin Pigs

9.06

LB57

Morlon Greenwood

Hou/10

Balls Deep

5.14

LB27

D.J. Williams

Den/6

HeBro’s

9.07

LB33

Ernie Sims

Det/6

Slasher

6.01

WR17

Santana Moss

Was/4

HeBro’s

9.08

WR46

Brandon Jones

Ten/4

Pigskin Fetish

6.02

TE5

Kellen Winslow Jr

Cle/7

Skin Pigs

9.09

TE17

Randy McMichael

StL/9

Boozers Piks

6.03

DB2

Kerry Rhodes

NYJ/10

Smash Ass

9.1

LB29

Gary Brackett

Ind/6

Dank Bros

6.04

LB25

Patrick Willis

SF/6

Pirate’s Posse

9.11

WR37

Kevin Curtis

Phi/5

Pirate’s Posse

6.05

PK3

Nate Kaeding

SD/7

Dank Bros

9.12

QB24

Rex Grossman

Chi/9

Smash Ass

6.06

PK1

Adam Vinatieri

Ind/6

Boozers Piks

9.13

PK15

John Kasay

Car/7

Skin Pigs

6.07

PK7

Robbie Gould

Chi/9

Pigskin Fetish

9.14

RB17

Clinton Portis

Was/4

HeBro’s

6.08

PK6

Stephen Gostkowski

NE/10

Slasher

10.01

QB9

Ben Roethlisberger

Pit/6

HeBro’s

6.09

TE16

Desmond Clark

Chi/9

Balls Deep

10.02

RB32

Julius Jones

Dal/8

Skin Pigs

6.10

DL20

Justin Smith

Cin/5

Beer Gogglers

10.03

RB22

Cadillac Williams

TB/10

Smash Ass

6.11

DL1

Jason Taylor

Mia/9

Sunnyvale Shithawks

10.04

QB21

Steve McNair

Bal/8

Pirate’s Posse

6.12

LB20

Karlos Dansby

Ari/8

Team Skol

10.05

RB25

Jamal Lewis

Cle/7

Dank Bros

6.13

PK2

Shayne Graham

Cin/5

Roid Rage

10.06

QB10

Jon Kitna

Det/6

Boozers Piks

6.14

WR32

Isaac Bruce

StL/9

Devil’s Harvest

10.07

QB20

Jake Delhomme

Car/7

Pigskin Fetish

7.01

PK5

Matt Stover

Bal/8

Devil’s Harvest

10.08

RB37

Ladell Betts

Was/4

Slasher

7.02

DL14

Jared Allen

KC/8

Roid Rage

10.09

QB16

Alex Smith

SF/6

Balls Deep

7.03

DL2

Aaron Kampman

GB/7

Team Skol

10.1

RB24

Ahman Green

Hou/10

Beer Gogglers

7.04

TE8

Jason Witten

Dal/8

Sunnyvale Shithawks

10.11

RB31

Fred Taylor

Jac/4

Sunnyvale Shithawks

7.05

LB16

Donnie Edwards

KC/8

Beer Gogglers

10.12

QB18

J.P. Losman

Buf/6

Team Skol

7.06

PK8

Olindo Mare

NO/4

Balls Deep

10.13

QB25

David Garrard

Jac/4

Roid Rage

7.07

TE22

Eric Johnson

NO/4

Slasher

10.14

WR56

Drew Bennett

StL/9

Devil’s Harvest

7.08

DB32

Asante Samuel

NE/10

Pigskin Fetish

11.01

RB35

Jerious Norwood

Atl/8

Devil’s Harvest

7.09

DB18

Gibril Wilson

NYG/9

Boozers Piks

11.02

RB39

Chester Taylor

Min/5

Roid Rage

7.10

LB6

Will Witherspoon

StL/9

Dank Bros

11.03

RB74

Mike Bell

Den/6

Team Skol

7.11

PK9

Jeff Wilkins

StL/9

Pirate’s Posse

11.04

WR92

Matt Jones

Jac/4

Sunnyvale Shithawks

7.12

PK11

David Akers

Phi/5

Smash Ass

11.05

WR40

Ronald Curry

Oak/5

Beer Gogglers

7.13

WR43

Muhsin Muhammad

Chi/9

Skin Pigs

11.06

PK14

Joe Nedney

SF/6

Balls Deep

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Pos

Player

Team

Selected By

Pick

Pos

Player

Team

Selected By

11.07

QB23

Jason Campbell

Was/4

Slasher

14.14

DL17

Kyle Vanden Bosch

Ten/4

Devil’s Harvest

11.08

WR115

Robert Meachem

NO/4

Pigskin Fetish

15.01

LB36

Nick Barnett

GB/7

Devil’s Harvest

11.09

RB49

Michael Turner

SD/7

Boozers Piks

15.02

WR63

Dwayne Jarrett

Car/7

Roid Rage

11.1

WR75

Craig Davis

SD/7

Dank Bros

15.03

LB81

Channing Crowder

Mia/9

Team Skol

11.11

DL19

Trent Cole

Phi/5

Pirate’s Posse

15.04

LB96

Cato June

TB/10

Sunnyvale Shithawks

11.12

LB24

Takeo Spikes

Phi/5

Smash Ass

15.05

DL11

Tamba Hali

KC/8

Beer Gogglers

11.13

TE12

L.J. Smith

Phi/5

Skin Pigs

15.06

LB35

Keith Brooking

Atl/8

Balls Deep

11.14

DL40

Dwight Freeney

Ind/6

HeBro’s

15.07

DL25

Bertrand Berry

Ari/8

Slasher

12.01

WR101

Anthony Gonzalez

Ind/6

HeBro’s

15.08

DB28

Antoine Bethea

Ind/6

Pigskin Fetish

12.02

LB63

Mike Vrabel

NE/10

Skin Pigs

15.09

LB15

Derrick Brooks

TB/10

Boozers Piks

12.03

TE11

Heath Miller

Pit/6

Smash Ass

15.1

DL51

Raheem Brock

Ind/6

Dank Bros

12.04

LB28

Omar Gaither

Phi/5

Pirate’s Posse

15.11

TE18

Daniel Graham

Den/6

Pirate’s Posse

12.05

LB22

Julian Peterson

Sea/8

Dank Bros

15.12

PK16

Mike Nugent

NYJ/10

Smash Ass

12.06

WR36

Greg Jennings

GB/7

Boozers Piks

15.13

QB26

Jeff Garcia

TB/10

Skin Pigs

12.07

TE20

Tony Scheffler

Den/6

Pigskin Fetish

15.14

PK17

Nick Folk

Dal/8

HeBro’s

12.08

TE25

Greg Olsen

Chi/9

Slasher

16.01

LB72

Ahmad Brooks

Cin/5

HeBro’s

12.09

DL212

Simeon Rice

Den/6

Balls Deep

16.02

WR49

Derrick Mason

Bal/8

Skin Pigs

12.1

LB9

Kirk Morrison

Oak/5

Beer Gogglers

16.03

WR61

Ted Ginn

Mia/9

Smash Ass

12.11

QB15

Brett Favre

GB/7

Sunnyvale Shithawks

16.04

DB6

Antoine Winfield

Min/5

Pirate’s Posse

12.12

WR68

Dwayne Bowe

KC/8

Team Skol

16.05

TE24

Chris Baker

NYJ/10

Dank Bros

12.13

DL62

Alex Brown

Chi/9

Roid Rage

16.06

TE28

Ben Utecht

Ind/6

Boozers Piks

12.14

DB14

Sean Jones

Cle/7

Devil’s Harvest

16.07

DL15

Jamaal Anderson

Atl/8

Pigskin Fetish

13.01

TE19

Marcus Pollard

Sea/8

Devil’s Harvest

16.08

PK13

Neil Rackers

Ari/8

Slasher

13.02

TE14

Owen Daniels

Hou/10

Roid Rage

16.09

RB45

Ron Dayne

Hou/10

Balls Deep

13.03

NA

NA

NA

Team Skol

16.1

PK25

Justin Medlock

KC/8

Beer Gogglers

13.04

DB5

Ronde Barber

TB/10

Sunnyvale Shithawks

16.11

PK18

Jason Hanson

Det/6

Sunnyvale Shithawks

13.05

DB4

Chris Hope

Ten/4

Beer Gogglers

16.12

DL10

Derrick Burgess

Oak/5

Team Skol

13.06

WR59

Joe Horn

Atl/8

Balls Deep

16.13

PK20

Rian Lindell

Buf/6

Roid Rage

13.07

WR65

Patrick Crayton

Dal/8

Slasher

16.14

QB27

Joey Harrington

Atl/8

Devil’s Harvest

13.08

LB77

Tedy Bruschi

NE/10

Pigskin Fetish

17.01

PK27

Phil Dawson

Cle/7

Devil’s Harvest

13.09

DL8

Osi Umenyiora

NYG/9

Boozers Piks

17.02

DB52

Corey Chavous

StL/9

Roid Rage

13.1

QB28

Tarvaris Jackson

Min/5

Dank Bros

17.03

PK22

Ryan Longwell

Min/5

Team Skol

13.11

PK19

Jeff Reed

Pit/6

Pirate’s Posse

17.04

DL21

Trevor Pryce

Bal/8

Sunnyvale Shithawks

13.12

QB22

Chad Pennington

NYJ/10

Smash Ass

17.05

TE30

Visanthe Shiancoe

Min/5

Beer Gogglers

13.13

DL31

Luis Castillo

SD/7

Skin Pigs

17.06

TE21

Zach Miller

Oak/5

Balls Deep

13.14

RB28

DeShaun Foster

Car/7

HeBro’s

17.07

DB23

Sean Considine

Phi/5

Slasher

14.01

DB13

Sean Taylor

Was/4

HeBro’s

17.08

PK34

Billy Cundiff

FA

Pigskin Fetish

14.02

DB12

Madieu Williams

Cin/5

Skin Pigs

17.09

PK26

Rob Bironas

Ten/4

Boozers Piks

14.03

DL24

Patrick Kerney

Sea/8

Smash Ass

17.1

PK35

Dave Rayner

FA

Dank Bros

14.04

WR50

Demetrius Williams

Bal/8

Pirate’s Posse

17.11

RB53

Tony Hunt

Phi/5

Pirate’s Posse

14.05

DB68

Quentin Jammer

SD/7

Dank Bros

17.12

DB35

Rodney Harrison

NE/10

Smash Ass

14.06

DB9999

Terrence Kiel

SD/7

Boozers Piks

17.13

PK28

Kris Brown

Hou/10

Skin Pigs

14.07

RB38

Leon Washington

NYJ/10

Pigskin Fetish

17.14

TE27

David Martin

Mia/9

HeBro’s

14.08

LB73

Andra Davis

Cle/7

Slasher

14.09

DB21

Rashean Mathis

Jac/4

Balls Deep

14.1

QB19

Matt Schaub

Hou/10

Beer Gogglers

14.11

TE23

Marcedes Lewis

Jac/4

Sunnyvale Shithawks

14.12

TE15

Bo Scaife

Ten/4

Team Skol

14.13

LB107

Chris Draft

StL/9

Roid Rage

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Appendix B: Regular Season Records W/L, Regular Season (2005-2007)

TM BP RR DA DH MM HN PP SA SS SG BD SL SP HH

BP

RR

DA

4

0

DH

MM

HN

PP

SA

SS

SG

BD

SL

SP

HH

W

2

2

1

4

3

1

0

6

3

3

1

3

1

2

5

1

1

2

0

3

2

0

0

1

23

5

1

2

1

3

2

1

3

2

2

0

6

1

4

5

1

0

2

0

3

0

1

1

1

20

4

0

3

3

2

2

0

5

3

3

3

2

1

2

1

1

1

2

1

1

1

0

23

1

4

2

4

3

3

2

2

0

4

1

4

2

2

0

3

1

0

1

0

18

0

3

1

3

2

3

2

4

1

3

2

1

2

2

0

1

0

1

20

0

6

3

1

3

2

4

2

1

2

2

0

1

0

1

0

33

2

1

3

1

3

2

2

2

2

0

1

0

1

0

36

3

3

4

0

2

1

1

2

1

0

2

0

32

2

2

0

2

1

3

1

0

1

1

27

1

2

0

2

2

0

1

0

21

0

2

1

1

0

1

18

1

0

1

1

24

1

0

5

0

4

2

2

1

5

4

1

1

2

0

4

1

3

2

3

3

3

4

1

6

0

3

1

2

2

4

2

3

0

3

3

2

2

5

0

3

3

3

1

6

0

3

1

6

0

3

3

2

2

3

2

1

3

1

2

2

1

4

1

2

3

4

0

4

2

2

3

1

3

3

3

1

5

1

5

2

1

4

1

3

1

2

4

2

3

0

4

2

2

2

1

2

0

1

1

2

2

1

2

2

1

2

2

1

2

2

0

2

1

3

0

3

0

2

1

3

0

2

2

0

2

0

2

2

1

3

1

2

0

2

0

0

2

1

0

1

1

0

1

1

0

0

1

0

1

0

1

0

1

0

2

1

1

0

1

1

0

1

1

0

1

0

1

1

0

0

1

0

1

0

2

1

1

0

1

1

0

1

1

0

1

6

L GP WIN% TM 51 0.412 BP 31 51 0.412 RR 28 51 0.441 DA 33 51 0.265 DH 31 51 0.471 MM 18 51 0.618 HN 15 51 0.706 PP 19 51 0.647 SA 24 51 0.618 SS 30 51 0.412 SG 16 34 0.353 BD 10 34 0.647 SL 12 17 0.294 SP 11 17 0.353 HH

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Points, Regular Season (2005-2007)

TM BP RR DA DH MM HN PP SA SS SG BD SL SP HH

BP

RR

DA

DH

MM

HN

PP

SA

SS

SG

BD

SL

SP

HH

239 189 254 266 267 295 217 192 288 388 370 378 199 237 208 220 370 320 164 173 222 313 129 115 68 105 189 239

LTPF

LTPA

2995

3189

418 324 177 168 283 205 204 251 220 181 298 374 304 342 374 298 133 192 199 325 99 100 138 130

3033

3126

254 154 381 359 228 234 285 391 335 330 269 309 159 193 144 137 204 297 152 132 67 41

3066

3247

251 268 297 371 373 482 193 199 196 247 216 276 281 280 164 268 59 57 85 72

2731

3218

180 222 225 266 261 280 322 408 192 195 234 199 320 298 81 94 35 67

2872

3159

314 400 194 190 366 276 338 317 223 247 192 141 61 54 95 66

3247

2886

257 186 264 196 356 262 243 267 176 122 97 72 95 70

3585

2961

390 352 273 206 216 241 244 245 114 71 160 152

3190

3002

227 200 162 175 304 359 71 53 139 133

3252

3237

160 192 124 169 163 135 96 57

2807

3057

125 177 115 152 58 95

2401

2384

97 60 150 166

2961

2500

70 68

1165

1306

1222

1256

266 254 324 418 295 267 168 177 154 254

192 217 205 283 359 381 268 251 388 288 251 204 234 228 371 297 222 180

378 370 181 220 391 285 482 373 266 225 400 314 237 199 374 298 330 335 199 193 280 261 190 194 186 257

220 208 342 304 309 269 247 196 408 322 276 366 196 264 352 390 320 370 298 374 193 159 276 216 195 192 317 338 262 356 206 273 200 227

173 164 192 133 137 144 280 281 199 234 247 223 267 243 241 216 175 162 192 160 313 222 325 199 297 204 268 164 298 320 141 192 122 176 245 244 359 304 169 124 177 125

115 129 100 99 132 152 57 59 94 81 54 61 72 97 71 114 53 71 135 163 152 115 60 97 105 68 130 138 41 67 72 85 67 35 66 95 70 95 152 160 133 139 57 96 95 58 166 150 68 70

TM BP RR DA DH MM HN PP SA SS SG BD SL SP HH

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Appendix C: Glossary

TEAMS

TERMINOLOGY

BD BP DA DH HH HN MM PP RR SA SG SL SP SS

AGM BYE CC DB DL DP FF FG FP INT IR K LB MNF PAT PD QB RB REC SB SC ST TD TE TF TP VB VF2 WCW WR WW

Balls Deep Boozers Piks Dank Bros Devils Harvest Hackensack Hebros Horned Norsemen McLovin McNabb Pirates Posse Road Rash Smash Ass Skol Grobari Slashers Skin Pigs Sunnyvale Shithawks

Annual General Meeting Bye Week Conference Championship Defensive Back Defensive Lineman Divisional Playoffs Fantasy Football Field Goal Franchise Player Interception Injured Reserve Kicker Linebacker Monday Night Football Point After Tocuhdown Pass Defended Quarterback Running Back Reception Super Bowl Steering Committee Special Teams Touchdown Tight End Tribal Forum Total Points Voodoo Bowl Voodoo Fantasy Football Wild Card Weekend Wide Receiver Waiver Wire

Stay Tuned The Announcements section on the Tribal Forum is where to stay on top of changes. Visit:

www.vf2.ca/tribalforum

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