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Fantasy Football | VF2.ca Editor-in-Chief Michael Nourse
2008 Survival Guide v4.0
Commissioner Michael Nourse Steering Committee Michael Nourse Nic Sulsky Jay Dick
Contents . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 2
Treasurer Paypal
What’s New . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 4
Social Convenor Murray McNeely TF Administrators Michael Nourse Andrew Couchman Franchise Owners Jason Corless Andrew Couchman Giles Counsell Steve Dankoff Jay Dick Greg Frank Chris Gray Mark McCain Murray McNeely Don Millman Hamish Mitchell Michael Nourse John Peterson Jim Ramsbottom Maurice Scott Nic Sulsky Gareth Wheeler
Editor’s Note . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 3
A League Apart . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 4 Teams: Mojo Division . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 5 Teams: Long Division . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 6 Call For Franchises . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 7 Call For Sponsors . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 8 Taunt King: Twisted clown gets crowned . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 9 We Have a Problem: Your Logo Sucks . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 10 2008 Rules . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 11 Survival Tips . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 13 Appendix A: 2007 Draft . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 14 Appendix B: Regular Season Records . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 17
2008 Survival Guide Published by: Communicreations 1816 Dundas Street East Toronto, ON M4L 1M5 (416) 844-7138
Appendix C: Glossary . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 18
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Editor’s Note
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elcome back for another season of Voodoo Fantasy Football. It is the time of year when optimism rings eternal. We’re all very excited to get our 21 weeks of couch-laden entertainment under way. As always, it is going to be a riveting ride. Much of the Internet buzz these days centres around Social Networking. Facebook and MySpace have long since become household names, and LinkedIn has become a useful business tool for some 25 million professionals. Fantasy Football is starting to understand and embrace the concept, and as always the VF2 is leading the curve. Our “day jobs” include several business owners and entrepreneurs amongst our ranks, often leading to opportunities outside of the FF realm. There’s also an interesting cross-section of other professions (see: wage slaves) that includes on-air personalities, IT, media and Human Resources specialists. Being able to work with people you know is certainly a bonus—and taking it to them come Sunday is particularly sweet—but I think most would confess the main event is having a laugh at the expense of others. And in this area we’re convinced that we are a witty, oft-twisted lot of scavengers in search of the next triumph and laugh. The Tribal Forum is our primary vehicle for such mockery. When you find yourself in need of a good ROFL, creep into the Voodoo Vault for a dose of Taunt School. Seriously, they’re just as funny as they were the first time round! Then there’s the competition. By my estimate, 60% of VF2 owners actually know what they’re doing and lead the pack. The rest are, more or less, tossers who get lucky now and then, but still pose an occasional threat.
And yes, Boozers, in case the memo didn’t arrive, you will always reside in this category. All except the part about being a threat to win, of course. This season will witness the passing of a tradition that predates the VF2. The Pirate’s Inquest is being retired to make way for someone else to step up. It has been a fun run, but I am required elsewhere. And so, documenting our history will now be passed along to the on-air personalities that so humbly tout themselves as “experts.” While showering themselves with praise, how convenient they’ve forgotten how much of their careers have been enough time in the basement to build an ark. Podcast and video are two words that have been whispered, but temper your enthusiasm given things like the Dank Rank never saw the light of day. Still, keep an eye on the TF’s Tailgate Party section for the new launch and enjoy following along throughout another hilarious season of Voodoo Fantasy Football. And finally, a quick shout out to our new sponsor, the Quail & Firkin. They have been our unofficial home for many of our events over the years, and smartly decided to make it official by contributing to the cause. Point of Presence Technologies returns as a sponsor that will host and equip the Voodoo Bowl party with an array of techno-wizardry. And we mustn’t forget Communicreations, who have floated the VF2 concept from the get-go. The league is what it is because of that commitment and sacrifice. See you at the Draft—suckers!!!
The Pirate Commissioner, Survival Guide Editor
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What’s New IN: Move to 4 keepers. OUT: Two ownership groups. IN: New groups that are committed. OUT: The Supplemental Draft. IN: A “no holds barred” Entry Draft. OUT: One standard time to declare starters. IN: Points per reception. OUT: Worst drafts first. IN: More payouts including Divisional Champions. OUT: People trying to entice us with free TV’s. IN: Draft lottery for bottom 6 teams. OUT: Slasher from his closet.
A League Apart There are 10 very good reasons why we believe the VF2 represents the gold standard of Fantasy Football. 1. Organized. The most organized fantasy football experience available. Period. 2. Polished. A professionally branded fantasy football experience that includes an annual publication (Survival Guide), a dedicated web site (www.VF2.ca) and a robust league communication tool (Tribal Forum). 3. Value. Franchises are a virtual financial asset with a monetary value that has risen year-over-year. Virtually eliminates “disappearing owners.” 4. Networking. A community-driven concept that is geared towards social and competitive spin-offs, in addition to a proven record of fostering lucrative business relationships amongst participants. 5. Democratic. Rules and governance that encourage participation. 6. Balance. A model that has been tested and enhanced over some twenty years; a scoring system that carefully balances the net worth of all positions. 7. Progressive. Rules that stay on top of the latest fantasy football trends. Franchise Players/Keepers ensure year-round enjoyment. IDP’s that add roster depth and elevate the excitement of games. Waiver Wire transactions that keeps participation levels up. A playoff format that coincides with the NFL postseason. 8. Structure. Built-in parity makes for a level-playing field while at the same time rewarding knowledge. 9. Fun. All of us enjoy a good laugh—especially if it comes at the expense of an opponent. That said, we’re all competitive by nature and would stop at nothing to win. Because it’s fun! 10. Rewarding. A truly kick-ass trophy worthy of blood, sweat and tears, as well as multiple cash prizes.
IN: Rod Rash—like a fat kid on a Smartie.
ALL NEW TRIBAL FORUM: www.vf2.ca/tribalforum
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Teams: Mojo Division
Balls Deep 18–16 (.529) Hamish Mitchell, 778-883-1755
BOOZERS PIKS 23–28 (.451) Jim Ramsbottom, 647.203.1762 Maurice Scott, 416.473.1966
DEVILS HARVEST 18–33 (.353) Don Millman, 416.816.9481 John Peterson, 416.979.2092
Horned norsemen 33–18 (.647) Greg Frank, 416.419.4744
pirate’s posse 36–15 (.706) Michael Nourse, 416.844.7138
Skin Pigs 5–12 (.294) Steve Dankoff, 778-883-1755
Skol Grobari 21–30 (.412) Andrew Couchman, 778-883-1755
Voodoo Bowl
Total Points
DIVISION CHAMP
Horses Ass
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Teams: Long Division
Dank Bros 23–28 .451 Giles Counsell, 416.428.8782 Mark McCain, 416.436.5328
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Hackensack hebros 6–11 .353 Nic Sulsky, 416.834.0413
McLOVIN MCNABB 20–31 .392 Gareth Wheeler, 416.992.8052
RoID RaGE 20–31 .392 Murray McNeely, 416.807.8006
Smash Ass 32–19 (.627) Chris Gray, 647.222.JETS
Slashers 24–10 .706 Jay Dick, 416.388.3958
Sunny Shithawks 27–24 .529 Jason Corless, 416.908.2262
Voodoo Bowl
Total Points
DIVISION CHAMP
Horses Ass
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Call For Franchises Insert coming SEPT 2008
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The VF2 achieves its social networking by using several initiatives that are worthy of your sponsorship considerations. Sponsors can take advantage of several exposure opportunities:
• AGM Golf Tournament. A day long event that begins on the links and ends with the VF2’s annual ownership meeting. • Entry Draft. A 5-hour marathon of consumption, strategy, testosterone and laughs. • League-sanctioned pub socials. Three such events that fall between October to December. • Voodoo Bowl. Season finale and party that runs parallel to Super Bowl. • www.VF2.ca. Advertising available. • Tribal Forum. Receives an average of 300 hits per day during the football season. • Annual Voodoo Survival Guide. The year-long resource for checking rules and archived results.
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Sponsorship deadlines vary depending on the calendar of events. For more information about sponsorship and how to get involved, please e-mail info@vf2.ca.
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Taunt King: Twisted clown gets crowned
2007
marked the beginning of one of the more risqué experiments we’ve ever attempted in the VF2. Every year, one owner taunting efforts will be acknowledged, anointing the winner as the Taunt King. This status is earned by devising the most memorable, champion-caliber trashing of an opponent.
of preparation that borders on the need for a restraining order.
certifiable. You are a danger to both yourself and society.
To the Clown, it is offered that you are crass, lewd, unsettling and
As dramatic as a Shakespearian tale. What a piece of work is a man...
It seemed like a good idea at the time. It doesn’t hurt to throw just a little more fuel on the fire, right? Motivate team owners to ratchet up the proverbial dial to 11, and see what comes of it. This year’s winner was a surprise to no one. By inflicting shock and bewilderment on all but himself, Balls Deep lives up to their namesake to establish what will likely become the “measuring stick” for all future taunts. While vulgar, the artistic merit of the winning effort sadly cannot be avoided. The timing involved to include the NYG/PHI game was brilliant in that it essentially solidified the win. The evil clownlike grin could not possibly be any larger. Despite choosing to mount an Offensive (in more ways than one) Lineman, then airing the event publicly has resulted in mental scarring so deep it is a taunt that keeps on giving. The use of props was an exemplary display
V-Taunt Archives A
B
A. The First (BD) http://tinyurl.com/5m526e
B. Pirate Tribute (BD) http://tinyurl.com/5byhxk
C
D
C. Only One (PP) http://tinyurl.com/68asld
D. VF2 Rap Single (SA) http://tinyurl.com/58gkod
E
F
E. Mascot Bowl (SA) http://tinyurl.com/5jb2xh
F. Whoa Donkey (SA) http://tinyurl.com/6dsyh
G. What you gonna do? (SA)
G
Congratulations to Our 2007-08 winners!
http://tinyurl.com/5azcav
Voodoo Bowl Champion:
Horse’s Ass:
Jay Dick (Slashers)
Steve Dankoff (Skin Pigs)
Total Points Champion:
Taunt King:
Jay Dick (Slashers)
Hamish Mitchell (Balls Deep)
Mojo Division Champion:
Pick’em Competition:
Pirate (Pirate’s Posse)
Giles Counsell (Dank Bros) Mark McCain (Dank Bros)
Long Division Champion:
Jay Dick (Slashers)
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We Have a Problem: Your Logo Sucks
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udging by what we currently have that’s trying to pass for logos in our league, we have been infiltrated by a great many Nancies running about. That’s about to change. Much has been spewed from the Pirate’s mouth over the years regarding the dearth of good team Logo
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logos in the VF2. Now I admit that crappy and tacky offend me more than most. Striving towards the lowest common denominator should be an aspiration best left to the Canadian political landscape. Having a vector logo will be a requirement that is enforced in 2009. In many instances, what you
Team Comments BD
This is not a logo, but could be theoretically be converted into one. Shouldn’t the Taunt King be worthy of much more? Mark: D+
BP
Selecting this clipart took all of about 5 seconds several years ago, and it shows. A beer glass is not a mascot, and does not instill fear. Mark: D–
DA
The boys were proud when this was released, and in there defense have been talking about changing it since. Mark: C
DH
This is not a logo. It could be a cartoon, which might help explain back-toback HA awards. Mark: FAIL
HH
Outside of disenfranchised Muslims, this effort scares no one. It does speak to humour, though. Mark: B
HN
GF: “When I first opened it, I just about shit my pants.” Mark: A
MM
Logo not yet submitted. Mark: FAIL
PP
It speaks to the character of both the team and the owner. Mark: A
RR
First it was a picture of a bear. Now it looks like a sketch from the dictionary. Lame. Mark: D.
SA
It is cute and does convey an element of humour, but fails miserably to conjure up fear. Mark: C+
SL
This is not a logo. And the dude in the picture is a chump! Mark: FAIL
SP
Talk about blinders. Ownership boldly touted this as “the best logo in the league.” Too bad it’s not a logo. Mark: FAIL
SS
I get that there was a retro/cheesy intent here, but there’s a reason why design from the 60’s and 70’s doesn’t have shelf life. Mark: D+
TS
Blantant plagerism, but it is a logo. Mark: B
have provided to-date is stunting our growth and limiting possibilities. For example, it’d be a very cool thing indeed if we could include logos on our holiest of holies, the almighty VB trophy. Also, we’d have more options when it comes to selecting VF2 schwag. It would open up other graphical possibilities for all of our visual efforts to make the VF2 earn its reputation as the gold standard of fantasy football. And I’m not going to say that you cannot win without a good logo, but I will argue that it can improve your chances at success. Take your brand seriously, and you will be establishing a standard you expect from your team, and yourself. In sum, it comes down to bad taste and technical requirements as the reason why we need to address the problem. And if this is going to cost you some thought and the price of a medium pizza, suck it up! P. WHAT YOU NEED: Your logo should embody how you perceive your team, as well as how you want others to perceive your team. CONSIDERATIONS: - vector EPS artwork - 2 colours, max. 3 - simpler works better than complex - displays well when resized (look at the logos on the left...if you can’t comprehend what your looking at, it sucks) - humorous and/or instills fear RESOURCES: www.istockphoto.com. Lots of vector graphic mascots to be had for less than a 12-pack. The VF2 Marketing Department is available to help you source a successful option. Let us help you in your quest to look like less of a fool come Sunday. VF2 2008 Survival Guide | A
2008 RULES 1. VF2 Structure 1.1. Each Conference will consist of 14 franchises. All participants are divided into two divisions, and will compete in 17 head–to–head regular season matches to determine playoff seeding. 1.2. Franchises will vote on the appointment of 1 Conference Commissioner (2 yr.) and 2 Board Members (1 yr.), whom collectively are referred to as the Steering Committee (SC). SC votes are carried with a majority. 1.3. The SC reserves the right to revoke a franchise in the event said franchise has not fulfilled its obligations to the league or has acted inappropriately in the name of fair play. 1.4. New applicants are subject to competition for entry, and candidates are determined by the SC.
Offense
Defense
Pts
2.1. Once approved by the SC, a franchise can be purchased with a one–time fee of $125 (2008) per franchise. 2.2. Franchise owners have the right to sell their teams, though the league reserves the right to mandate a minimum franchise value and will impose a $50 surcharge on ownership transactions. All ownership changes are subject to the final approval of the SC. 2.3. The annual league dues are $125 (2008) per franchise, made payable prior to the AGM. League dues are pooled for prize payouts at the end of the year, and to cover any operational expenses. 2.4. A franchise must have between one and two owners, both of whom must be approved by the SC. 2.5. All teams are required to have a vector logo. The VF2 Marketing department can assist you in your branding efforts. 2.6. Each franchise will maintain a total of 20 roster spots, consisting of 2 QB, 3 RB, 4 WR, 2 TE, 2 PK, 2 DL, 3 LB and 2 DB. 2.7. Each week, every franchise will be responsible for fielding a starting lineup consisting of 1 QB, 2 RB, 3 WR, 1 TE, 1 PK, 1 DL, 2 LB and 1 DB whenever possible.
FIG. 1. 2008 Scoring Table
Scoring
2. The Franchise
Description
6
TD, rushing or receiving
1
25 yards, rushing or receiving
1
15 yards, rushing or receiving (TE only)
1
Per 2 Receptions
4
TD pass
1
50 yards passed
2
5 completions
-2
Interception
-2
Fumble
2
FG made, 0-39 yds
3
FG made, 40-49 yds
4
FG made, 50+ yds
-2
FG Missed
1
PAT made
-1
PAT missed
6
TD scored
4
Forced Fumble, Fumble Recovery, Sack, Interception
4
Safety
1
Per Tackle
1
Per 2 Assisted Tackles
1
Per Pass Defended
2.8. The starting roster must be entered on the site no later than five minutes before the first game of the week. Substitutions may be made throughout the weekend as Sportsline will allow, but must not include changing players who have already started playing.
3. Keepers/Franchise Players 3.1. Each franchise must declare 4 Keepers from their final roster, providing that player was not selected in the first three rounds of the previous year’s draft. FP’s must be declared by prior to the second weekend in August (subject to change). 3.2. FP’s may be traded at any time before the trade deadline or after they have been declared keepers, with the rights to that player as a keeper being transferred to the new owner.
4. Scoring 4.1. See table in FIG. 1. 4.2. All offensive players qualify to score offensive points. For example, if a PK throws a TD he earns the same points a QB would have received. 4.3. Defensive players do not qualify for offensive points unless that player appears on a team’s fantasy lineup as QB, RB, WR, TE or PK. 4.5. Ties during the regular season will go to the team with the most points from its bench players.
5. Entry Draft 5.1 All teams are required to have a minimum of one owner attend the draft. 5.2 Draft order of the top 6 picks is determined by a lottery held at the AGM, and is based on the seeding from the previous season. Draft procedure for ensuing rounds will follow the Serpent Method.
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5.3 Teams will be permitted a maximum of 2 minutes for each pick (special consideration of 30 seconds for out-oftowners). Any picks not being made on time will result in the deduction of 15 points in week one. Repeat violations 15 points in week two, etc.
FIG. 2. VF2 Wildcard Weekend
FIG. 3. 2008 Prize Payouts
Rank
Team
WCW (Wk18)
Category
Prize
1
Team “A”
Bye
Voodoo Bowl
$600
2
Team “B”
Bye
Total Points
$250
5.4 The Entry Draft will be held the Wednesday night before the first game of the season. 6:30PM arrival 7:00PM start.
3
Team “C”
3 vs. 6
Division Champion
$125 x 2
4
Team “D”
4 vs. 5
Pick’em
$50
5.5 Teams will undergo a 16-round draft to complete their existing team of four keepers.
5
Team “E”
4 vs. 5
Taunt King
$50
6
Team “F”
3 vs. 6
Horse’s Ass
Lifetime of ridicule
7
Team “G”
Eliminated
6. Waiver Wire 6.1. The WW opens Tuesday morning and runs through to WED night, with the exception of (6.2) below. 6.2. The WW order is determined by the site, and is calculated based on the previous week’s WW activity and overall record. 6.3 The number of roster spots you may add via the WW is limited to the number of players you drop. 6.4 Teams abstaining from the WW can elect to Add or Drop players after the WW has run its course. These teams get promoted up the WW draft order for the following week. 6.5 The WW is closed 24 hours after the trade deadline (10.5).
7. Playoffs 7.1. Playoff participation is based on regular season standings. The two top–seeded teams in each division will receive a Bye from playing Wild Card Weekend. 7.2. In the event of a tie at the end of the regular season, the higher seed will be determined by head–to–head record, second is total points, and a third tiebreaker favours the divisional record. If the tie remains, a coin toss will be used to determine the outcome. 7.3. Teams with the worst record in each division get eliminated from playoff participation. 7.5. For Divisional Playoffs, the lowest– seeded team advancing from WCW plays the team finishing 1st and the highest seed from WCW will go up against the team finishing 2nd. 7.6. The last two teams in each Division will then go head–to–head in order to determine the Division Championship. 7.7. The remaining two Division Champs go head-to-head during the Super Bowl to determine the Voodoo Bowl Champion. 7.8. In the event of a tie score in the playoffs, the higher seed will advance.
8. Trading 8.1. The trading deadline is 11:00 PM WED following the last regular season football game. 8.2. No trades can be made that include the exchange of money. 8.3. Trades may take place any time prior to the trade deadline (10.4), but trades made and confirmed during a football weekend will not result in roster changes until after that particular football weekend is complete. 8.4. All transactions must involve a position– for–position swap. 8.5. No trade agreement is final unless reported to the Commissioner by each of the franchises involved within 24 hours of a deal’s approval but not exceeding one hour prior to kickoff of the week’s first game. Notification by both e-mail and telephone are advisable to ensure transactions are completed in a timely fashion.
10. Calendar 10.1 AGM & Golf Tournament: 1st SAT in June. Location TBA. Draft order, voting, and an open forum. 10.2 Keeper Deadline: WED prior to third weekend of preseason games. 10.3 VF2 Entry Draft: 6:30 PM to 11:00 PM. First WED in SEPT. Attendance mandatory unless special permissions (ie. geographic location) are provided. 10.4 League-sanctioned outings usually fall on Week #’s 5, 10 and 15. Additional details available on TF. 10.5 Trade Deadline: 11:00 PM WED following the last regular season football game. 10.6 WW/Add/Drop Deadline: 11:00 PM THURS following the last regular season football game. 10.7 All VF2 deadlines are in Eastern Standard Time (EST). FIG. 4. 2008 VF2 Calendar
Date
Event
Location
SEP 3
Entry Draft
Quail
OCT 5
WK 5 piss-up
Quail
NOV 9
WK 10 piss-up
Quail
DEC 7
Bills v. Miami
Skydome
DEC 15
WK 15 piss-up
Quail
DEC 31
Trade Deadline
N/A
9.2 Total Points. Awarded to the team that accumulates the most points over the 17game regular season.
JAN 1
WW Deadline
Sportsline
JAN
Playoff piss-ups
Quail
9.3 Division Champion.
FEB 1
Voodoo Bowl
Harvest House
9.4 Pick’em. Team with the highest score after 21 weeks.
APR 28
NFL Draft
Harvest House
JUN 6
AGM
TBA
AUG 12
Submit Keepers
N/A
8.6. The Steering Committee reserves the right to overturn deals suspect of collusion.
9. Winners & Losers 9.1 Voodoo Bowl. Determined by the final two VF2 teams competing H2H in the Super Bowl. Punishment of purchasing a round of drinks at the AGM.
9.5 Taunt King. Best single taunt, as determined by vote at VB. 9.6 Horse’s Ass. Team scoring the fewest points over the course of 17 weeks wins HA and must purchase a round of drinks at the next draft.
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Survival Tips
Warning Voodoo Fantasy Football is not for everyone. The VF2 is a community comprised of like-minded owners out to enjoy themselves in friendly competition laced with goodnatured mocking, insults and one-upmanship. Wallflowers need not apply. Active participation and a sense of humor are key considerations in the selection process.
• Draft day is a blast, but you will get handed your lunch if you are not prepared. FF magazines and countless online sources contain cheat sheets with a list of players and when they should get snapped up. Preseason action can give you a good feel for what lies ahead, and whose value rises or falls. • Have a look at how last season’s draft unfolded (see Appendix A: 2007 Draft). 8 RB’s, 2 QB’s and 4 WR’s were picked in the first round. • Think points, but also think playoffs. Players on teams that are playoff bound sometimes have a higher value than guys who will score you more points on a bottom-feeder team. • Partnering up with a second set of eyes is a distinct advantage, and often improves the overall VF2 experience.
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• Pay attention to players on your roster with conflicting BYE weeks in the NFL schedule.
• Tribal Forum • Pirate’s Inquest • Photo Gallery • Draft Results • Playoff Results
• The Tribal Forum epitomizes the VF2 community. It is an effective way to get the full benefit of involvement. Taunt your way to stardom! Participants are expected to stay current with the Announcements section, and chime in with regularity.
All VF2, all the time. 24/7. And it’s just as funny the second time around. Visit VF2.ca for historical archives of league folklore.
• Put some thought and imagination into the branding of your franchise. Two words work best for a name. A cool logo will get you off to a good start.
• The league-sanctioned outings are a terrific opportunity to drink beer, get to know/mock opponents, talk trash and talk trade. Optional, but the events go a long way towards maintaining your standing as an active participant. • FP’s (Keepers) cannot be players selected in the first three rounds of the entry draft. They can include players selected from the Waiver Wire that appeared on your teams WK#17 roster. • Don’t always believe what you hear. There are several members of the group who are masters of disinformation. The guy writing these tips is one of them. • Reputation is an important thing to consider. In FF, reputation can cause damage that takes years to fix. If you’re hard to get ahold of, don’t return calls or respond to e-mail, you’ll earn a reputation for being difficult to deal with. If you make stupid trade offers, your voice of reason will be harder to hear on future deals. • Active participation is a requirement. Attend socials. Be vocal on the TF. Initiate trade talk. If you want to continue to be a part of the league, you need to be seen and heard.
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Appendix A: 2007 Draft Pick
Pos
Player
Team
Selected By
Pick
Pos
Player
Team
Selected By
K1.01
WR23
Vincent Jackson
SD/7
Devil’s Harvest
1.04
RB4
Joseph Addai
Ind/6
Sunnyvale Shithawks
K1.02
WR24
Reggie Brown
Phi/5
Roid Rage
1.05
RB14
Brian Westbrook
Phi/5
Beer Gogglers
K1.03
RB10
Laurence Maroney
NE/10
Team Skol
1.06
RB6
Reggie Bush
NO/4
Balls Deep
K1.04
DB1
Adrian Wilson
Ari/8
Sunnyvale Shithawks
1.07
QB5
Tom Brady
NE/10
Slasher
K1.05
WR3
Steve Smith
Car/7
Beer Gogglers
1.08
RB15
Willis McGahee
Bal/8
Pigskin Fetish
K1.06
WR14
Marques Colston
NO/4
Balls Deep
1.09
RB5
Shaun Alexander
Sea/8
Boozers Piks
K1.07
RB12
Frank Gore
SF/6
Slasher
1.10
RB8
Rudi Johnson
Cin/5
Dank Bros
K1.08
RB3
Larry Johnson
KC/8
Pigskin Fetish
1.11
WR1
Terrell Owens
Dal/8
Pirate’s Posse
K1.09
RB16
Brandon Jacobs
NYG/9
Boozers Piks
1.12
WR2
Marvin Harrison
Ind/6
Smash Ass
K1.10
TE2
Jeremy Shockey
NYG/9
Dank Bros
1.13
WR6
Reggie Wayne
Ind/6
Skin Pigs
K1.11
QB3
Carson Palmer
Cin/5
Pirate’s Posse
1.14
WR12
Torry Holt
StL/9
HeBro’s
K1.12
RB7
Willie Parker
Pit/6
Smash Ass
2.01
WR9
Javon Walker
Den/6
HeBro’s
K1.13
QB6
Philip Rivers
SD/7
Skin Pigs
2.02
RB21
Edgerrin James
Ari/8
Skin Pigs
K1.14
RB9
Travis Henry
Den/6
HeBro’s
2.03
RB26
Thomas Jones
NYJ/10
Smash Ass
K2.01
LB2
Shawne Merriman
SD/7
HeBro’s
2.04
RB18
Adrian Peterson
Min/5
Pirate’s Posse
K2.02
RB19
Deuce McAllister
NO/4
Skin Pigs
2.05
WR5
Roy Williams
Det/6
Dank Bros
K2.03
WR27
Hines Ward
Pit/6
Smash Ass
2.06
QB14
Matt Hasselbeck
Sea/8
Boozers Piks
K2.04
TE1
Antonio Gates
SD/7
Pirate’s Posse
2.07
QB11
Tony Romo
Dal/8
Pigskin Fetish
K2.05
DL5
Julius Peppers
Car/7
Dank Bros
2.08
WR22
Randy Moss
NE/10
Slasher
K2.06
LB19
Brian Urlacher
Chi/9
Boozers Piks
2.09
WR13
Andre Johnson
Hou/10
Balls Deep
K2.07
WR8
T.J. Houshmandzadeh
Cin/5
Pigskin Fetish
2.10
LB5
Demarcus Ware
Dal/8
Beer Gogglers
K2.08
RB11
Maurice Jones-Drew
Jac/4
Slasher
2.11
RB20
Ronnie Brown
Mia/9
Sunnyvale Shithawks
K2.09
QB2
Drew Brees
NO/4
Balls Deep
2.12
WR11
Lee Evans
Buf/6
Team Skol
K2.10
QB12
Jay Cutler
Den/6
Beer Gogglers
2.13
TE4
Tony Gonzalez
KC/8
Roid Rage
K2.11
WR7
Larry Fitzgerald
Ari/8
Sunnyvale Shithawks
2.14
WR29
Bernard Berrian
Chi/9
Devil’s Harvest
K2.12
QB17
Vince Young
Ten/4
Team Skol
3.01
RB29
Tatum Bell
Det/6
Devil’s Harvest
K2.13
RB23
Marion Barber III
Dal/8
Roid Rage
3.02
LB1
DeMeco Ryans
Hou/10
Roid Rage
K2.14
QB8
Matt Leinart
Ari/8
Devil’s Harvest
3.03
WR15
Donald Driver
GB/7
Team Skol
K3.01
TE9
Ben Watson
NE/10
Devil’s Harvest
3.04
WR20
Deion Branch
Sea/8
Sunnyvale Shithawks
K3.02
LB37
Shaun Phillips
SD/7
Roid Rage
3.05
DB9
Champ Bailey
Den/6
Beer Gogglers
K3.03
TE3
Todd Heap
Bal/8
Team Skol
3.06
WR26
Laveranues Coles
NYJ/10
Balls Deep
K3.04
QB4
Marc Bulger
StL/9
Sunnyvale Shithawks
3.07
DL7
Terrell Suggs
Bal/8
Slasher
K3.05
WR66
Bobby Engram
Sea/8
Beer Gogglers
3.08
WR33
Darrell Jackson
SF/6
Pigskin Fetish
K3.06
DB11
Charles Tillman
Chi/9
Balls Deep
3.09
WR35
Donte Stallworth
NE/10
Boozers Piks
K3.07
WR16
Plaxico Burress
NYG/9
Slasher
3.10
WR31
Mark Clayton
Bal/8
Dank Bros
K3.08
LB14
Lance Briggs
Chi/9
Pigskin Fetish
3.11
DB3
Troy Polamalu
Pit/6
Pirate’s Posse
K3.09
WR10
Anquan Boldin
Ari/8
Boozers Piks
3.12
LB11
Adalius Thomas
NE/10
Smash Ass
K3.10
QB13
Eli Manning
NYG/9
Dank Bros
3.13
LB7
Lofa Tatupu
Sea/8
Skin Pigs
K3.11
RB13
Cedric Benson
Chi/9
Pirate’s Posse
3.14
QB7
Donovan McNabb
Phi/5
HeBro’s
K3.12
WR4
Chad Johnson
Cin/5
Smash Ass
4.01
TE6
Vernon Davis
SF/6
HeBro’s
K3.13
DL12
Robert Mathis
Ind/6
Skin Pigs
4.02
LB13
Bart Scott
Bal/8
Skin Pigs
K3.14
DL4
Leonard Little
StL/9
HeBro’s
4.03
LB4
Ray Lewis
Bal/8
Smash Ass
1.01
RB1
LaDainian Tomlinson
SD/7
Devil’s Harvest
4.04
WR18
Calvin Johnson
Det/6
Pirate’s Posse
1.02
QB1
Peyton Manning
Ind/6
Roid Rage
4.05
RB27
Marshawn Lynch
Buf/6
Dank Bros
1.03
RB2
Steven Jackson
StL/9
Team Skol
4.06
WR38
Terry Glenn
Dal/8
Boozers Piks
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Pick
Pos
Player
Team
Selected By
Pick
Pos
Player
Team
Selected By
4.07
TE7
Chris Cooley
Was/4
Pigskin Fetish
7.14
PK12
Josh Brown
Sea/8
HeBro’s
4.08
WR21
Santonio Holmes
Pit/6
Slasher
8.01
DB8
Brian Dawkins
Phi/5
HeBro’s
4.09
DL22
Will Smith
NO/4
Balls Deep
8.02
WR34
D.J. Hackett
Sea/8
Skin Pigs
4.10
RB33
Brandon Jackson
GB/7
Beer Gogglers
8.03
DL9
Mark Anderson
Chi/9
Smash Ass
4.11
WR51
Wes Welker
NE/10
Sunnyvale Shithawks
8.04
DL3
Aaron Schobel
Buf/6
Pirate’s Posse
4.12
WR19
Braylon Edwards
Cle/7
Team Skol
8.05
DB25
Ed Reed
Bal/8
Dank Bros
4.13
RB59
Kevin Jones
Det/6
Roid Rage
8.06
DL23
Charles Grant
NO/4
Boozers Piks
4.14
DB17
Bob Sanders
Ind/6
Devil’s Harvest
8.07
DL43
Adewale Ogunleye
Chi/9
Pigskin Fetish
5.01
LB21
Zach Thomas
Mia/9
Devil’s Harvest
8.08
DB50
Dawan Landry
Bal/8
Slasher
5.02
WR25
Joey Galloway
TB/10
Roid Rage
8.09
LB64
Brian Simmons
NO/4
Balls Deep
5.03
LB12
London Fletcher
Was/4
Team Skol
8.10
PK4
Jason Elam
Den/6
Beer Gogglers
5.04
LB3
Keith Bulluck
Ten/4
Sunnyvale Shithawks
8.11
LB18
Antonio Pierce
NYG/9
Sunnyvale Shithawks
5.05
WR30
Chris Chambers
Mia/9
Beer Gogglers
8.12
DB95
Justin Miller
NYJ/10
Team Skol
5.06
RB36
DeAngelo Williams
Car/7
Balls Deep
8.13
DB136
Kevin Kaesviharn
NO/4
Roid Rage
5.07
LB23
A.J. Hawk
GB/7
Slasher
8.14
DL38
Ty Warren
NE/10
Devil’s Harvest
5.08
LB26
James Farrior
Pit/6
Pigskin Fetish
9.01
LB41
Jonathan Vilma
NYJ/10
Devil’s Harvest
5.09
LB8
Mike Peterson
Jac/4
Boozers Piks
9.02
WR28
Jerricho Cotchery
NYJ/10
Roid Rage
5.10
WR42
Devery Henderson
NO/4
Dank Bros
9.03
PK9999
John Carney
FA
Team Skol
5.11
LB10
Stephen Cooper
SD/7
Pirate’s Posse
9.04
PK10
Josh Scobee
Jac/4
Sunnyvale Shithawks
5.12
TE13
Dallas Clark
Ind/6
Smash Ass
9.05
TE10
Alge Crumpler
Atl/8
Beer Gogglers
5.13
DB10
Roy Williams
Dal/8
Skin Pigs
9.06
LB57
Morlon Greenwood
Hou/10
Balls Deep
5.14
LB27
D.J. Williams
Den/6
HeBro’s
9.07
LB33
Ernie Sims
Det/6
Slasher
6.01
WR17
Santana Moss
Was/4
HeBro’s
9.08
WR46
Brandon Jones
Ten/4
Pigskin Fetish
6.02
TE5
Kellen Winslow Jr
Cle/7
Skin Pigs
9.09
TE17
Randy McMichael
StL/9
Boozers Piks
6.03
DB2
Kerry Rhodes
NYJ/10
Smash Ass
9.1
LB29
Gary Brackett
Ind/6
Dank Bros
6.04
LB25
Patrick Willis
SF/6
Pirate’s Posse
9.11
WR37
Kevin Curtis
Phi/5
Pirate’s Posse
6.05
PK3
Nate Kaeding
SD/7
Dank Bros
9.12
QB24
Rex Grossman
Chi/9
Smash Ass
6.06
PK1
Adam Vinatieri
Ind/6
Boozers Piks
9.13
PK15
John Kasay
Car/7
Skin Pigs
6.07
PK7
Robbie Gould
Chi/9
Pigskin Fetish
9.14
RB17
Clinton Portis
Was/4
HeBro’s
6.08
PK6
Stephen Gostkowski
NE/10
Slasher
10.01
QB9
Ben Roethlisberger
Pit/6
HeBro’s
6.09
TE16
Desmond Clark
Chi/9
Balls Deep
10.02
RB32
Julius Jones
Dal/8
Skin Pigs
6.10
DL20
Justin Smith
Cin/5
Beer Gogglers
10.03
RB22
Cadillac Williams
TB/10
Smash Ass
6.11
DL1
Jason Taylor
Mia/9
Sunnyvale Shithawks
10.04
QB21
Steve McNair
Bal/8
Pirate’s Posse
6.12
LB20
Karlos Dansby
Ari/8
Team Skol
10.05
RB25
Jamal Lewis
Cle/7
Dank Bros
6.13
PK2
Shayne Graham
Cin/5
Roid Rage
10.06
QB10
Jon Kitna
Det/6
Boozers Piks
6.14
WR32
Isaac Bruce
StL/9
Devil’s Harvest
10.07
QB20
Jake Delhomme
Car/7
Pigskin Fetish
7.01
PK5
Matt Stover
Bal/8
Devil’s Harvest
10.08
RB37
Ladell Betts
Was/4
Slasher
7.02
DL14
Jared Allen
KC/8
Roid Rage
10.09
QB16
Alex Smith
SF/6
Balls Deep
7.03
DL2
Aaron Kampman
GB/7
Team Skol
10.1
RB24
Ahman Green
Hou/10
Beer Gogglers
7.04
TE8
Jason Witten
Dal/8
Sunnyvale Shithawks
10.11
RB31
Fred Taylor
Jac/4
Sunnyvale Shithawks
7.05
LB16
Donnie Edwards
KC/8
Beer Gogglers
10.12
QB18
J.P. Losman
Buf/6
Team Skol
7.06
PK8
Olindo Mare
NO/4
Balls Deep
10.13
QB25
David Garrard
Jac/4
Roid Rage
7.07
TE22
Eric Johnson
NO/4
Slasher
10.14
WR56
Drew Bennett
StL/9
Devil’s Harvest
7.08
DB32
Asante Samuel
NE/10
Pigskin Fetish
11.01
RB35
Jerious Norwood
Atl/8
Devil’s Harvest
7.09
DB18
Gibril Wilson
NYG/9
Boozers Piks
11.02
RB39
Chester Taylor
Min/5
Roid Rage
7.10
LB6
Will Witherspoon
StL/9
Dank Bros
11.03
RB74
Mike Bell
Den/6
Team Skol
7.11
PK9
Jeff Wilkins
StL/9
Pirate’s Posse
11.04
WR92
Matt Jones
Jac/4
Sunnyvale Shithawks
7.12
PK11
David Akers
Phi/5
Smash Ass
11.05
WR40
Ronald Curry
Oak/5
Beer Gogglers
7.13
WR43
Muhsin Muhammad
Chi/9
Skin Pigs
11.06
PK14
Joe Nedney
SF/6
Balls Deep
VF2 2008 Survival Guide | A
Pick
Pos
Player
Team
Selected By
Pick
Pos
Player
Team
Selected By
11.07
QB23
Jason Campbell
Was/4
Slasher
14.14
DL17
Kyle Vanden Bosch
Ten/4
Devil’s Harvest
11.08
WR115
Robert Meachem
NO/4
Pigskin Fetish
15.01
LB36
Nick Barnett
GB/7
Devil’s Harvest
11.09
RB49
Michael Turner
SD/7
Boozers Piks
15.02
WR63
Dwayne Jarrett
Car/7
Roid Rage
11.1
WR75
Craig Davis
SD/7
Dank Bros
15.03
LB81
Channing Crowder
Mia/9
Team Skol
11.11
DL19
Trent Cole
Phi/5
Pirate’s Posse
15.04
LB96
Cato June
TB/10
Sunnyvale Shithawks
11.12
LB24
Takeo Spikes
Phi/5
Smash Ass
15.05
DL11
Tamba Hali
KC/8
Beer Gogglers
11.13
TE12
L.J. Smith
Phi/5
Skin Pigs
15.06
LB35
Keith Brooking
Atl/8
Balls Deep
11.14
DL40
Dwight Freeney
Ind/6
HeBro’s
15.07
DL25
Bertrand Berry
Ari/8
Slasher
12.01
WR101
Anthony Gonzalez
Ind/6
HeBro’s
15.08
DB28
Antoine Bethea
Ind/6
Pigskin Fetish
12.02
LB63
Mike Vrabel
NE/10
Skin Pigs
15.09
LB15
Derrick Brooks
TB/10
Boozers Piks
12.03
TE11
Heath Miller
Pit/6
Smash Ass
15.1
DL51
Raheem Brock
Ind/6
Dank Bros
12.04
LB28
Omar Gaither
Phi/5
Pirate’s Posse
15.11
TE18
Daniel Graham
Den/6
Pirate’s Posse
12.05
LB22
Julian Peterson
Sea/8
Dank Bros
15.12
PK16
Mike Nugent
NYJ/10
Smash Ass
12.06
WR36
Greg Jennings
GB/7
Boozers Piks
15.13
QB26
Jeff Garcia
TB/10
Skin Pigs
12.07
TE20
Tony Scheffler
Den/6
Pigskin Fetish
15.14
PK17
Nick Folk
Dal/8
HeBro’s
12.08
TE25
Greg Olsen
Chi/9
Slasher
16.01
LB72
Ahmad Brooks
Cin/5
HeBro’s
12.09
DL212
Simeon Rice
Den/6
Balls Deep
16.02
WR49
Derrick Mason
Bal/8
Skin Pigs
12.1
LB9
Kirk Morrison
Oak/5
Beer Gogglers
16.03
WR61
Ted Ginn
Mia/9
Smash Ass
12.11
QB15
Brett Favre
GB/7
Sunnyvale Shithawks
16.04
DB6
Antoine Winfield
Min/5
Pirate’s Posse
12.12
WR68
Dwayne Bowe
KC/8
Team Skol
16.05
TE24
Chris Baker
NYJ/10
Dank Bros
12.13
DL62
Alex Brown
Chi/9
Roid Rage
16.06
TE28
Ben Utecht
Ind/6
Boozers Piks
12.14
DB14
Sean Jones
Cle/7
Devil’s Harvest
16.07
DL15
Jamaal Anderson
Atl/8
Pigskin Fetish
13.01
TE19
Marcus Pollard
Sea/8
Devil’s Harvest
16.08
PK13
Neil Rackers
Ari/8
Slasher
13.02
TE14
Owen Daniels
Hou/10
Roid Rage
16.09
RB45
Ron Dayne
Hou/10
Balls Deep
13.03
NA
NA
NA
Team Skol
16.1
PK25
Justin Medlock
KC/8
Beer Gogglers
13.04
DB5
Ronde Barber
TB/10
Sunnyvale Shithawks
16.11
PK18
Jason Hanson
Det/6
Sunnyvale Shithawks
13.05
DB4
Chris Hope
Ten/4
Beer Gogglers
16.12
DL10
Derrick Burgess
Oak/5
Team Skol
13.06
WR59
Joe Horn
Atl/8
Balls Deep
16.13
PK20
Rian Lindell
Buf/6
Roid Rage
13.07
WR65
Patrick Crayton
Dal/8
Slasher
16.14
QB27
Joey Harrington
Atl/8
Devil’s Harvest
13.08
LB77
Tedy Bruschi
NE/10
Pigskin Fetish
17.01
PK27
Phil Dawson
Cle/7
Devil’s Harvest
13.09
DL8
Osi Umenyiora
NYG/9
Boozers Piks
17.02
DB52
Corey Chavous
StL/9
Roid Rage
13.1
QB28
Tarvaris Jackson
Min/5
Dank Bros
17.03
PK22
Ryan Longwell
Min/5
Team Skol
13.11
PK19
Jeff Reed
Pit/6
Pirate’s Posse
17.04
DL21
Trevor Pryce
Bal/8
Sunnyvale Shithawks
13.12
QB22
Chad Pennington
NYJ/10
Smash Ass
17.05
TE30
Visanthe Shiancoe
Min/5
Beer Gogglers
13.13
DL31
Luis Castillo
SD/7
Skin Pigs
17.06
TE21
Zach Miller
Oak/5
Balls Deep
13.14
RB28
DeShaun Foster
Car/7
HeBro’s
17.07
DB23
Sean Considine
Phi/5
Slasher
14.01
DB13
Sean Taylor
Was/4
HeBro’s
17.08
PK34
Billy Cundiff
FA
Pigskin Fetish
14.02
DB12
Madieu Williams
Cin/5
Skin Pigs
17.09
PK26
Rob Bironas
Ten/4
Boozers Piks
14.03
DL24
Patrick Kerney
Sea/8
Smash Ass
17.1
PK35
Dave Rayner
FA
Dank Bros
14.04
WR50
Demetrius Williams
Bal/8
Pirate’s Posse
17.11
RB53
Tony Hunt
Phi/5
Pirate’s Posse
14.05
DB68
Quentin Jammer
SD/7
Dank Bros
17.12
DB35
Rodney Harrison
NE/10
Smash Ass
14.06
DB9999
Terrence Kiel
SD/7
Boozers Piks
17.13
PK28
Kris Brown
Hou/10
Skin Pigs
14.07
RB38
Leon Washington
NYJ/10
Pigskin Fetish
17.14
TE27
David Martin
Mia/9
HeBro’s
14.08
LB73
Andra Davis
Cle/7
Slasher
14.09
DB21
Rashean Mathis
Jac/4
Balls Deep
14.1
QB19
Matt Schaub
Hou/10
Beer Gogglers
14.11
TE23
Marcedes Lewis
Jac/4
Sunnyvale Shithawks
14.12
TE15
Bo Scaife
Ten/4
Team Skol
14.13
LB107
Chris Draft
StL/9
Roid Rage
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Appendix B: Regular Season Records W/L, Regular Season (2005-2007)
TM BP RR DA DH MM HN PP SA SS SG BD SL SP HH
BP
RR
DA
4
0
DH
MM
HN
PP
SA
SS
SG
BD
SL
SP
HH
W
2
2
1
4
3
1
0
6
3
3
1
3
1
2
5
1
1
2
0
3
2
0
0
1
23
5
1
2
1
3
2
1
3
2
2
0
6
1
4
5
1
0
2
0
3
0
1
1
1
20
4
0
3
3
2
2
0
5
3
3
3
2
1
2
1
1
1
2
1
1
1
0
23
1
4
2
4
3
3
2
2
0
4
1
4
2
2
0
3
1
0
1
0
18
0
3
1
3
2
3
2
4
1
3
2
1
2
2
0
1
0
1
20
0
6
3
1
3
2
4
2
1
2
2
0
1
0
1
0
33
2
1
3
1
3
2
2
2
2
0
1
0
1
0
36
3
3
4
0
2
1
1
2
1
0
2
0
32
2
2
0
2
1
3
1
0
1
1
27
1
2
0
2
2
0
1
0
21
0
2
1
1
0
1
18
1
0
1
1
24
1
0
5
0
4
2
2
1
5
4
1
1
2
0
4
1
3
2
3
3
3
4
1
6
0
3
1
2
2
4
2
3
0
3
3
2
2
5
0
3
3
3
1
6
0
3
1
6
0
3
3
2
2
3
2
1
3
1
2
2
1
4
1
2
3
4
0
4
2
2
3
1
3
3
3
1
5
1
5
2
1
4
1
3
1
2
4
2
3
0
4
2
2
2
1
2
0
1
1
2
2
1
2
2
1
2
2
1
2
2
0
2
1
3
0
3
0
2
1
3
0
2
2
0
2
0
2
2
1
3
1
2
0
2
0
0
2
1
0
1
1
0
1
1
0
0
1
0
1
0
1
0
1
0
2
1
1
0
1
1
0
1
1
0
1
0
1
1
0
0
1
0
1
0
2
1
1
0
1
1
0
1
1
0
1
6
L GP WIN% TM 51 0.412 BP 31 51 0.412 RR 28 51 0.441 DA 33 51 0.265 DH 31 51 0.471 MM 18 51 0.618 HN 15 51 0.706 PP 19 51 0.647 SA 24 51 0.618 SS 30 51 0.412 SG 16 34 0.353 BD 10 34 0.647 SL 12 17 0.294 SP 11 17 0.353 HH
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Points, Regular Season (2005-2007)
TM BP RR DA DH MM HN PP SA SS SG BD SL SP HH
BP
RR
DA
DH
MM
HN
PP
SA
SS
SG
BD
SL
SP
HH
239 189 254 266 267 295 217 192 288 388 370 378 199 237 208 220 370 320 164 173 222 313 129 115 68 105 189 239
LTPF
LTPA
2995
3189
418 324 177 168 283 205 204 251 220 181 298 374 304 342 374 298 133 192 199 325 99 100 138 130
3033
3126
254 154 381 359 228 234 285 391 335 330 269 309 159 193 144 137 204 297 152 132 67 41
3066
3247
251 268 297 371 373 482 193 199 196 247 216 276 281 280 164 268 59 57 85 72
2731
3218
180 222 225 266 261 280 322 408 192 195 234 199 320 298 81 94 35 67
2872
3159
314 400 194 190 366 276 338 317 223 247 192 141 61 54 95 66
3247
2886
257 186 264 196 356 262 243 267 176 122 97 72 95 70
3585
2961
390 352 273 206 216 241 244 245 114 71 160 152
3190
3002
227 200 162 175 304 359 71 53 139 133
3252
3237
160 192 124 169 163 135 96 57
2807
3057
125 177 115 152 58 95
2401
2384
97 60 150 166
2961
2500
70 68
1165
1306
1222
1256
266 254 324 418 295 267 168 177 154 254
192 217 205 283 359 381 268 251 388 288 251 204 234 228 371 297 222 180
378 370 181 220 391 285 482 373 266 225 400 314 237 199 374 298 330 335 199 193 280 261 190 194 186 257
220 208 342 304 309 269 247 196 408 322 276 366 196 264 352 390 320 370 298 374 193 159 276 216 195 192 317 338 262 356 206 273 200 227
173 164 192 133 137 144 280 281 199 234 247 223 267 243 241 216 175 162 192 160 313 222 325 199 297 204 268 164 298 320 141 192 122 176 245 244 359 304 169 124 177 125
115 129 100 99 132 152 57 59 94 81 54 61 72 97 71 114 53 71 135 163 152 115 60 97 105 68 130 138 41 67 72 85 67 35 66 95 70 95 152 160 133 139 57 96 95 58 166 150 68 70
TM BP RR DA DH MM HN PP SA SS SG BD SL SP HH
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TEAMS
TERMINOLOGY
BD BP DA DH HH HN MM PP RR SA SG SL SP SS
AGM BYE CC DB DL DP FF FG FP INT IR K LB MNF PAT PD QB RB REC SB SC ST TD TE TF TP VB VF2 WCW WR WW
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