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@4RAIN OF LIGHTS 4HE SHATTERED RAYS THE MUTED SHADOWS MISTY GLASS OF EYE WASPISH ORANGE PUSHING BLACK AND BLACK PUSHED BACK 4HE AIRPLANES HAUNTED ME AS IF THEIR SIGHT ATTACHED ME WITH LONG CORDS TO LONELINESS ) COULD NOT JOIN IN THE CLAMOROUS IMPORT MENTAL ARTIL LERY OF mYING YET REMAINING STILL ! STATIC WORLD OF AFFAIRS WITH DIFFERING DINNERS 4HERE SEEMED TO BE A FOG AND YET THE SKY WAS CLEAR MORE LIKE RAINDROPS ON A WINDOW CRACKING LINES OF SIGHT AS DRIPS TRACK DOWN ! MEMORY OF A CHILDHOOD PARTY ) IN THE BACKSEAT AND THE RAIN AND THE LIGHT AND THE CAR LIGHTS RED OR YELLOW STYLISED INTO WARM OR COLD THROUGH THE CRYSTAL BLURRY WATER AND IT WAS LIKE A TRAIN BECAUSE NO ONE DROVE JUST GOT OUT LATER IN THE RAIN (ER HAIR FANNING PAST AND OPENING THE EYES WITH THE STRANGE SAUCERS DOTS THAT ) QUIVERED AND SHE SAID SOMETHING MUNDANE IN HER WORDS 0USHED THE HAIR BACK WITH HER HAND AND SHE LOOKED AND ) WATCHED AGAIN FOREVER IN THAT MOMENT AGAIN !S ) WALK IN THE GIANT BAT SPIDER BONES AND HAWK TEETH ) KNOW IF THE RAIN ON THE TRAIN WINDOW AND THE RED LIGHTS LED WITH NECESSITY TO ME NEVER SEEING HER AGAIN 7ILL ) 3HE WILL BE MY PAST UNTIL ) REMEMBER HER IN THE TRAIN AS A RED LIGHT OR A YELLOW OR A SPIDER LONG LEGS "UT ) M HAPPY WHEN ) REACH THE STATION PAST THE ROAD WITH THE LIGHTS AFTER WORK AFTER SHE LEFT AND MY TRAIN S THERE )T HAS BLONDE HAIR STRAIGHT FROM THE WINDOWS IN THE GLASS FOG NOT LIKE HERS THE PEPPERED CURLS 3HE SHOULD TIE IT BACK BUT EYES ARE ALSO DANGEROUS AND SNAG 4HEY DO SHOOT LIGHTS AS THE ANCIENTS THOUGHT 0ERHAPS THEIR LOVE WAS CONSTANT BEAMS LIKE LASERS PINNING EVERYTHING WITH LONGING PAST AND PRESENT YEARNING IN THOSE DAYS 4HERE IS NO ONE ON THE TRAIN AWAKE !T HOME IT S NORMAL .OTHING HAPPENS HERE 4ANKS RElLL AND BONES CRACK IN SLOVENLY SOFAS #AN ) LIVE IN *ANUS HEAD OF UNDE LIVERED LIFE AND AMNIOTIC DEATH 0ROBABLY *OSH !LLEN
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OPEN IN PERFECT SYMMETRY WITH SKIN FURLED INWARD OR WHETHER THERE WOULD BE HOLLOWNESS AS IF mESH WERE MERELY A CARAPACE
AN EXOSKELETON OF CARTILAGE WITH ONLY BONE AND BREATHS OF WIND WITHIN (E DID NOT CARE FOR ME
FOUND ME TOO INNOCENT IN THAT NAIVETÏ WHICH HAD CHARMED HIM INITIALLY TOO APT TO mURRIES OF VIOLENCE WITHOUT APOLOGY ) ONCE SNAPPED HIS HEAD BACK ) ONLY DID IT TO BE RID OF OVERWHELMING IMPULSES FOR VIGILANTISM HE HAD GIVEN ME ELEVEN SHOTS OF GIN WHICH ) POURED BACK DOWN THE NARROW BLUE THROAT OF BOTTLE GLASS WHILE HE WAS TURNED AWAY SEARCHING FOR PILLS ) DID NOT WISH TO TAKE +ATHERINE &RYER
7HO S 4O 3AY 7HO S TO SAY
4HAT WE WON T GREET AGAIN 0OSING PARTICULAR POSES
!ND DELICATELY DECIDING 7HAT SIGHTS TO SEE )N A SELF DEFEATING HAZE )N A FOG OF TREPIDATION )GNORING A PAST GRAZE /F A PAST LOVER /F THOSE WHO HAVE PASSED OVER 7HO S TO SAY
4HAT IT WON T BE THE SAME )N THE ENDLESS BLOODSPORT
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7HEN YOU RETURN TO FEED
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3UMMER ,OVIN 3AT /N -Y !SS 3UMMER IS UPON US AND SO YOU RETURN TO YOUR OLD FRIEND THE 46 THE BASTION AGAINST BOREDOM *AMES "ILLINGS OFFERS THE HIGHLIGHTS TO WATCH AND CATCH UP ON THIS HOLIDAY 4ERMINATOR 4HE 3ARAH #ONNOR #HRONICLES
4HE "IG "ANG 4HEORY #OMING FRESH IN FROM ACROSS THE POND IS THIS NEW COMEDY STARRING 3IMPLE 2ULES AND #HARMED S +ALEY #UOCO LEFT AS A BEAUTIFUL GIRL LIVING ACROSS THE HALL FROM A COUPLE OF POST GRAD GEEKS IN #ALI FORNIA 2ESEMBLING THE )4 #ROWD IN MORE THAN A FEW WAYS THE PREMISE OF THE SHOW IS CENTRED AROUND THE UNREQUITED ATTRAC TION OF ,EONARD *OHNNY 'ALECKI TO 0ENNY #UOCO (OW EVER THE CHARACTER THAT WILL HAVE YOU IN lTS IS 3HELDON PLAYED BY NEWCOMER *IM 0ARSONS (IS COMPLETE SOCIAL INEPTITUDE COMBINED WITH HIS ASTRONOMICAL )1 PROVIDES SOME OF THE FUN NIEST SCENES TO COME OUT OF THE 5 3 IN RECENT YEARS ! FEW DRAW BACKS ARE THE OBVIOUS PANDERING TO POLITICAL CORRECTNESS WITH THE SIDE CHARACTERS OF (OWARD AND 2AJESH A *EW AND AN )NDIAN STUDENT $ESPITE THIS THEY ARE STILL BOTH VERY HUMOROUS CHAR ACTERS (OWARD IN PARTICULAR IS GENIUS HIS RELATIONSHIP WITH HIS MOTHER BEING A PARTICULAR HIGHLIGHT 4HERE ARE lVE EPISODES LEFT OF THE CURRENT SERIES BUT 4HE %VENT BEGS YOU TO CATCH UP ON THE REST ON /$ "EING THIS FUNNY A SECOND SERIES MUST BE GUARANTEED
4HE LATEST EDITION TO THE 4ERMINATOR SERIES HIT OUR SCREENS THIS SPRING *UST EPISODES WERE INITIALLY MADE DUE TO THE WRIT ER S STRIKE IN THE 3TATES BUT THREE MORE ARE SCHEDULED FOR THE lRST SERIES AND lLMING ON THE SECOND IS STARTING SOON 4HIS SERIES IS DElNITELY ONE TO CATCH UP ON OFFERING ACTION ADVEN TURE SOME TENSE EMOTIONAL DRAMA AS WELL LOTS OF PRETTY PEO PLE ,ENA (EADEY LEFT TAKES THE LEAD AS 3ARAH #ONNOR THE IN EXPLICABLY ATTRACTIVE MOTHER OF *OHN 4HOMAS $EKKER 4HE REAL HOOK TO THE SHOW IS 3UMMER 'LAU RIGHT A @GOOD TERMINATOR SENT BACK TO PROTECT *OHN .O ONE KNOWS WHY A ROBOT WOULD BE BUILT IN THE FORM OF AN YEAR OLD MODEL BUT FEW PEOPLE ARE COMPLAINING 4HE CASTING IN GENERAL IS GOOD WITH THE SIDE CHARAC TERS PROVIDING GREAT ENTERTAINMENT 4HE STANDARD &") AGENT IN PARTICU LAR IS VERY WATCHABLE 7E ARE ALL HOPING THAT THE WRITERS MANAGE TO MAINTAIN A FRESHNESS WITH THE SCRIPT THAT WILL AVOID SIMPLY REHEARS ING THE lLMS /N THE WHOLE THOUGH THIS SHOW COMES WITH A MAS SIVE RECOMMENDATION ,ETS HOPE RUMOURS OF CANCELLATION ARE FALSE
(EROES 4IM +RING S MASSIVE HIT SERIES RETURNS THIS SUMMER ON BOTH ""# AND 7ITH A FEW EPISODES GONE ALREADY MAKE SURE YOU CATCH UP !S WITH A LOT OF THE NEW 5 3 SHOWS THE PLANNED EPISODES WAS INTERRUPTED BY THE WRITERS STRIKE AND SO ONLY WERE PRODUCED 4HE SERIES STARTS FOUR MONTHS AFTER THE EVENTS OF +IRBY 0LAZA TRACK ING PREVIOUS FAVOURITES AS WELL AS INTRODUCING NEW ONES (IRO IS IN FEUDAL *APAN MEETING HIS CHILDHOOD HERO WHILST !NDO IS TRYING TO DISCOVER WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM 4HE 0ETRELLI S ARE TRYING TO GO BACK TO NORMAL LIVES DESPITE THEIR ABILITIES WHILST THE SHADY 3YLAR IS ON A QUEST TO RE COVER HIS 4HE REASON MANY GUYS WATCH THE SHOW IS #LAIRE "ENNET (AYDEN 0ANETTIERE LEFT CENTRE AND SEASON TWO lNDS HER ADAPTING TO A NEW LIFE IN 3OUTHERN #ALIFORNIA WITH HER FATHER !BSENT OF COURSE ARE THE DECEASED -R ,INDERMAN )SSAC AND $ , 4HERE ARE ALSO NEW CHARACTERS BROUGHT IN TO REFRESH THE SHOW AND UP THE SEX APPEAL 4HE VIBE FROM THE 3TATES IS THAT THIS SERIES IS SIGNIlCANTLY WEAKER THAN THE lRST BUT ONLY YOU CAN DECIDE FOR YOURSELF
2EAPER 2EAPER IS A NEW INNOVATIVE SHOW FROM !MERICA WHICH CAN BE DE SCRIBED AS A COMEDY FANTASY )T IS BASED AROUND 3AM "RET (ARRISON A SLACKER SURVIVING ON A MINIMUM WAGE JOB AT A HARDWARE STORE LIV ING AT HOME WITH HIS PARENTS 3AM S LIFE IS TURNED ON ITS HEAD HOW EVER WHEN THE $EVIL APPEARS TO HIM 4URNS OUT HIS PARENTS HAD SOLD HIS SOUL TO %L $IABLO BEFORE HE WAS BORN 3O THE SERIES FOLLOWS 3AM AS HE HAS TO RECAPTURE ESCAPED SOULS FROM (ELL AIDED BY HIS INEPT FRIEND "EN AND THE HILARIOUS 3OCK 4YLER ,ABINE RIGHT 3OCK PROVIDES THE VAST MAJORITY OF THE COMEDY JUST HIS HAIRY FACE ALONE IS AMUSING 4HE $EVIL 2AY 7ISE IS POSSIBLY THE lNEST CHARACTER ON THE SHOW 4HE SUPERB ACTING BY 7ISE IS BOTH COMICAL AND DISTURB ING AT THE SAME TIME WITH THE WRITERS HUMANISING HIM AND THEN REMINDING THE VIEWERS OF HIS PURE EVIL NATURE 4HE STANDARD LOVE INTEREST IS PROVIDED BY !NDI -ISSY 0EREGRYM LEFT 3AM S BEAUTIFUL CO WORKER WHO HE CONTINUALLY TRIES TO HIDE HIS REAL IDENTITY FROM 2EAPER MANAGES TO COMBINE INVENTIVE PLOTS WITH SOME GENUINE COMEDY PRODUCING A HIGHLY WATCHABLE SHOW
0USHING $AISIES 4HE ONLY SHOW )46 HAS TO OFFER OF ANY INTEREST 0USHING $AISIES IS ABOUT .ED ,EE 0ACE A PIE MAN WHO HAS THE ABILITY TO WAKE THE DEAD BY HIS TOUCH ALONE $RAWBACKS TO HIS POWER HOWEVER INCLUDE THE FACT THAT IF A CREATURE HE HAS WOKEN REMAINS ANIMATED FOR MORE THAN ONE MINUTE A LIVING THING IN THE NEAR VICINITY WILL DROP DEAD !LSO ONCE HE S TOUCHED A REVIVED BEING FOR A SECOND TIME IT FALLS DEAD AGAIN THIS TIME PERMANENTLY 4HE BASIS OF THE SERIES IS WHEN .ED IS APPROACHED BY PRIVATE INVESTIGATOR %MERSON #OD #HI -C"RIDE TO RE ANIMATE MURDER VICTIMS DISCOVER WHO KILLED THEM AND SPLIT THE REWARD MONEY 4HE FEMALE LEAD IS HOME GROWN TALENT !NNA &RIEL RIGHT WHO PLAYS .ED S LONG LOST CHILDHOOD SWEETHEART #HUCK WHO IS MURDERED ON A CRUISE AND BROUGHT BACK BY .ED 4HE #RUX OF THE SHOW IS THAT .ED AND #HUCK FALL IN LOVE AGAIN RESTRICTED BY THE DILEMMA OF NEVER BEING ABLE TO TOUCH EACH OTHER UNDER PAIN OF #HUCK DYING AGAIN ! VERY PROM ISING SHOW 0USHING $AISIES HAS RECENTLY FALTERED IN THE RATINGS BUT 4HE %VENT IS WILLING TO BLAME THAT ON THE SHEER REPULSIVENESS OF )46
0RIMETIME $OCTOR 7HO 3ATURDAY ""# PM
&OR A PROGRAMME THAT HAS GONE THROUGH SO MANY CHANGES IN ITS LONG AND COLOURFUL HIS TORY TEN LEAD ACTORS COUNTLESS COMPANIONS $OCTOR 7HO IS A SHOW THAT INVITES DEBATE 4HE
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$6$ 2EVIEW
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HOUR &AST PACED THOUGH IT WAS 0ARTNERS SEEMED TO GO OVER OLD GROUND ,AST YEAR S OPENER 3MITH AND *ONES HAD SPACE RHINOS AND A TRIP TO THE MOON COVERING UP ITS RATHER EMPTY PLOT )N WE HAD THE CUTE BUT UNTHREATENING !DI POSE IN A STORY SET IN A CALL CENTRE "Y THE TIME THE TWO LEADS SAVED THE DAY WHILST STANDING IN A CUPBOARD THE SHOW HAD LOST ANY REAL SENSE OF MOMENTUM 4HANKFULLY IT WAS SAVED IN PART BY THE STERLING WORK OF THE LEADS AND A CHARMING TURN FROM "ERNARD #RIBBINS /H AND SOMEONE CALLED "ILLIE 0IPER POPPED UP FOR A FEW MO MENTS AT THE END 4HE TWO FOLLOWING INSTALMENTS 4HE &IRES OF 0OMPEII AND 0LANET OF THE /OD FARED FAR BETTER %XCITING EPIC AND SUMPTUOUSLY PRODUCED BOTH WERE l NE EXAMPLES OF HOW FAR THE SHOW HAS COME SINCE ITS REVIVAL 0OMPEII WAS TRULY HEARTBREAKING STUFF n A STORY WHERE THE $OCTOR
EFFECTIVELY KILLED THOUSANDS TO SAVE THE WORLD 4HE SPECIAL EFFECTS ON 0LANET WERE PARTICULARLY EXCELLENT TOTALLY SELLING ITS WINTRY SETTING AND JUSTIl ED THE RETURN OF THE /OD BY DEEPENING THE VIEWERS UNDERSTANDING OF THESE SUBSERVI ENT BEINGS %PISODE FOUR 4HE 3ONTARAN 3TRATA GEM AND ITS CONCLUSION 4HE 0OISON 3KY HAD A REFRESHING OLD SCHOOL m AVOUR TO THEM 4HIS WAS IN NO SMALL PART DUE TO THE RETURN OF THE 3ON TARANS hNASTY BRUTISH AND SHORTv BROUGHT INTO THE ST CENTURY WITH A FEW NIPS AND TUCKS #HRISTOPHER 2YAN GUESTING AS WARMONGER 'EN ERAL 3TAAL WAS PARTICULARLY GOOD /VERALL SERIES FOUR HAS HIT THE GROUND RUN NING 7ITH DAUGHTERS $ALEKS AND MAYBE EVEN $AVROS TO COME $OCTOR 7HO CONTINUES TO BE UNMISSABLE TELEVISION ,IAM / "RIEN
46 #LASSICS #OUPLING
TO TAKE OVER THEIR SHIP 4HE l LM IS GENERALLY GOOD THE ONLY MAJOR DOWNSIDE BEING THE FACT THAT 2ICHARD $EAN !NDERSON S HILARIOUS *ACK / .EILL DOESN T MAKE AN APPEARANCE 4HAT SAID THE CHARAC TER OF $ANIEL *ACKSON BECAME INCREASINGLY HUMOROUS OVER THE COURSE OF THE LAST FEW SE RIES AND THE SHOW DEl NITELY BENEl TS FROM HIS PRESENCE 4HE STORYLINE IS /+ NOT AMAZING BUT ENOUGH TO KEEP YOU ENGAGED FOR THE MIN UTES IT LASTS #ONTINUUM THE SECOND OF THE TWO l LMS IN WHICH THE 'OA ULD STORYLINE WILL BE l NISHED SOUNDS MUCH MORE PROMISING &IONA "ILLINGS
POINT OF CUSHIONS 7HY MUST WOMEN INVADE THAT LAST BASTION OF MANHOOD WHICH IS THE TOILET 3UPPORTING OUR LEADS AS THEY SEARCH FOR THESE VITAL ANSWERS ARE 0ATRICK THE TRIPOD 3ALLY WHO PUTS A DAILY LIMIT ON FACIAL EXPRES SION @UNm USHABLE *ANE AND OF COURSE THE LOVEABLE *EFF &ULL OF THEORIES ABOUT THE OP POSITE SEX THESE FAIL TO HELP *EFF AS HE WORKS HIMSELF INTO INCREASINGLY AWKWARD SITUATIONS 4RY EXPLAINING TO YOUR DATE THAT YOU ONLY AC CIDENTALLY TOLD HER YOU HAD A WOODEN LEG 7HILST THE LOSS OF *EFF IN 3ERIES WAS A HEAVY BLOW FOR THE PROGRAMME #OUPLING RE MAINS A COMEDY CLASSIC )F YOU WANT TO l ND OUT HOW THE MIND OF THE OPPOSITE SEX WORKS OR IF YOU JUST WANT A DAMN WELL SCRIPTED PIECE OF COMEDY WATCH #OUPLING 7ITH THE LONG SUMMER HOLIDAYS COMING YOU HAVE NO EX CUSE NOT TO ,INDSAY (ARRIS
7HEN 3TARGATE 3' WAS CANCELLED IN FANS OF SCI l MOURNED THE DEATH OF ONE OF THE GREATEST SERIES IN RECENT YEARS 4HE ABRUPT END OF THE SHOW LEFT A NUMBER OF KEY STORYLINES UNl NISHED AND SO WHEN 3TARGATE S PRODUC ERS WERE GIVEN THE GO AHEAD TO MAKE TWO 46 MOVIES TO BE RELEASED ON $6$ WE GEEKS RE JOICED AT THE THOUGHT OF TWO MORE CHANCES TO VISIT #HEYENNE -OUNTAIN !RK OF 4RUTH IS THE l RST OF SAID MOVIES AND TACKLES THE SHOW S MOST RECENTLY INTRODUCED STORYLINE INVOLVING THE /RI 3' IS ON A MIS SION TO l ND THE !RK OF 4RUTH A DEVICE THAT CAN BRAINWASH PEOPLE WHO LOOK INTO IT 7HILE $ANIEL 4EAL C AND 6ALA SEARCH FOR THE !RK ON A PLANET IN THE /RI GALAXY -ITCHELL AND #ARTER BATTLE AN ALL TOO FAMILIAR ENEMY ATTEMPTING
(AVE YOU EVER BEEN INVOLVED IN THE GIG GLE LOOP $O YOU KNOW ABOUT THE CURSE OF THE SOCK GAP OR FEAR THE MELTY MAN )F NOT YOU PROBABLY THINK THIS IS THE RAMBLINGS OF A DEEPLY DISTURBED PSYCHOTIC "UT IF YOU DO CONGRATULATIONS YOU ALREADY APPRECIATE THE BRILLIANCE OF #OUPLING &IRST AIRED IN AND RUNNING FOR FOUR SERIES #OUPLING WAS BILLED AS THE "RITISH &RIENDS BUT IF &RIENDS IS THE POPU LAR KID IN THE CLASS THEN #OUPLING IS ITS RISQUÏ EVER SO COOL OLDER BROTHER 4HE BACKBONE OF THE SERIES IS THE m EDGLING RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN COUPLE 3TEVE AND 3USAN 7HAT COULD EASILY HAVE BECOME A FORMULAIC PASSING OF MILESTONES IS SAVED BY 3TEVE S MAR VELLOUS MONOLOGUES WHICH PROBE THOSE DEEP PHILOSOPHICAL QUESTIONS OF LIFE WHAT IS THE
4OP 4HIS &ORTNIGHT
(EARD IT ON THE 'RAPEVINE
0EEP 3HOW &RIDAY PM # 4HE LONG AWAITED NEW SERIES OF THE GREATEST SHOWS AROUND CONTINUES
4HE 3IMPSONS 3UNDAY PM # .EW EPISODES FROM 3EASON COME TO TERRESTRIAL 3TILL SOME OF THE BEST 46 AROUND
(EROES 4HURSDAY PM ""# 3ERIES CONTINUES ON ""# WITH l RST LOOK ON ""# ,OOK TO THE PAGE OPPOSITE FOR A REVIEW
3CRUBS 4HURSDAY PM % 3EASON CONTINUES THE SHOW S DOWNWARD SPRIAL ,ETS HOPE IT DOESN T GET AS BAD AS &RIENDS DID AT THE END
(AVE ) 'OT .EWS &OR 9OU &RIDAY PM ""#
4HE MILLIONTH SERIES COMES TO OUR SCREENS CATCH UP ON THE ONE WITH "RIAN "LESSED
3O HERE WE ARE AT THE END OF OUR JOURNEY )N THE WORDS OF 6INNIE *ONES ITS BEEN EMOTION AL 9OUR 46 NEWS FOR THE SUMMER IS RIGHT HERE AT 4HE %VENT EVERYONE S NATURAL HOME *EREMY #LARKSON S PENIS EXTENSION OTH ERWISE KNOWN AS 4OP 'EAR MAY BE WITHOUT ITS LOVABLE STAR 2ICHARD @(AMSTER (AMMOND FOR THE NEXT SERIES (E IS REPUTEDLY DEMAND ING THE ""# DOUBLE HIS SALARY TO a A SHOW HOWEVER ) M SURE THE ""# WILL BEND OVER AS THEY ALWAYS DO SO NO NEED TO PANIC 3IR $AVID !TTENBOROUGH ALSO KNOWN AS NATURE S *ESUS HAS CONTINUED TO PRESERVE HIS STATUS OF VENERABLE BROADCASTER BY LAYING INTO THE WEAK PROGRAMMING OFFERED BY THE ""# h$O WE REALLY REQUIRE SO MANY GARDEN ING PROGRAMMES MAKEOVER PROGRAMMES OR CELEBRITY CHEFS v HE IS ASKS ) COULDN T AGREE
MORE 7E ALL LOOK FORWARD TO MORE QUAL ITY SHOWS LIKE "LUE 0LANET AND ,IFE ON %ARTH !CROSS THE POND 5GLY "ETTY IS LOOKING TO RE VIVE m AGGING RATINGS IN THE 3TATES BY INSTALL ING ,INDSAY ,OHAN AS A REGULAR FOR THE NEXT SERIES )F THERE S ONE WAY TO SAVE A SHOW ITS GOT TO BE PUTTING ,OHAN IN IT -AYBE #ASUALTY SHOULD HIRE -ARGRET 4HATCHER TO PROVIDE NEW SEX APPEAL AS WELL &INALLY WE END ON A GOOD NOTE !NTHONY (EAD AKA 'ILES FROM "UFFY IS SET TO STAR IN HIS OWN "UFFY SPIN OFF CALLED 2IPPER 4HERE IS ALSO A *OSS 7HEDON CREATION $OLLHOUSE STARRING %LIZA $USHKU WHICH MAY THREATEN THE SHOW S DEVELOPMENT %ITHER ONE SOUNDS GOOD FOR CULT FANS 4HAT S IT FROM ME COME BACK NEXT YEAR FOR MORE NEWS FROM NEW EDITOR +IRSTEN *AMES "ILLINGS
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) LL BE HONEST WHEN 'RACE $ENTON AND !NNA +NOWLES TOLD ME THAT THEIR INSPIRA TION INCLUDED PRETTY DRESSES AND 4HE %ARLY ,EARNING #ENTRE ) WAS INTRIGUED AND RIGHTLY SO "UT ON LISTENING TO #OUNTDOWN ) BEGAN TO UNDERSTAND EXACTLY WHERE THEY WERE COM ING FROM 7ITH A COMBINATION OF STAMPING WHIS PERING WHISTLING SHOUTING SINGING AND A FEW TOY INSTRUMENTS INCLUDING MUSICAL EGGS 4HE -IDDLE /NES MANAGE TO CREATE A CASUAL m OATY CHILLED OUT VIBE ALMOST LIKE THE ONE YOU WOULD GET IF YOU CROSSED .I ZLOPI S *#" 3ONG WITH +ATE .ASH 3HALL WE SAY HAPPY GO LUCKY MEETS BLASÏ 4HEIR RECORDINGS ARE SOMEWHAT AMATEUR ISH HOWEVER THIS IS BY NO MEANS A CRITICISM n WHETHER THEY MEANT TO BE OR NOT THIS ADDS TO THEIR INDIVIDUALISM AND CAREFREE QUALITY MAKING EVERY PLAY FEEL LIKE A LIVE PERFORMANCE THE MORE YOU LISTEN THE MORE YOU HEAR
4HE VOCALS ARE EFFORTLESSLY LAYERED AND GIVE A REAL SENSE OF 'RACE AND !NNA S FRIEND SHIP FORGED APPARENTLY THROUGH A MIXTURE OF 0HILOSOPHY SEMINARS AND DRUNKEN EN COUNTERS IN THE ,#2 7HO S TO SAY EDUCATION AND ALCOHOL DON T MIX 4HEIR COMBINATION OF QUIRKY INSTRU MENTS BEAUTIFUL LYRICS REMARKABLE HARMO NIES AND CATCHY RHYTHMS MAKE 4HE -IDDLE /NES PERFECTLY UNIQUE AND WELL WORTH A LIS TEN 4HE BAND RECENTLY CAME SECOND IN "ATTLE OF THE "ANDS HELD IN THE "LUE "AR BUT FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO MISSED THEM THEY HAVE AN UPCOMING GIG ON TH *UNE AT THE 1UEEN #HARLOTTE SUPPORTING 4HE &OSTER +IDS AND 4HE 3CHOOL !LTERNATIVELY YOU CAN l ND PHOTOS AND SONGS ON THEIR -Y3PACE PAGE WWW MYSPACE COM THEMIDDLEONES %MILY 7EST
3IX $EGREES OF 3EPARATION
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!H THE S n WE VE LIVED IT AND WE LOVED IT /K SO THE LOVE DIED A LITTLE FOR ME WHEN ON MY EIGHTEENTH BIRTHDAY MY MUM DUG OUT THE OLD SCHOOL PHOTOS OF ME IN NEON LIME GREEN LEGGINGS A BRIGHT ORANGE T SHIRT AND A BOWL CUT BLISSFULLY SINGING ALONG TO (ANSON LIKE AN EXTRA ON 4HE &RESH 0RINCE OF "EL !IR /H THE SHAME "UT ) WAS COOL WE WERE COOL )T WAS A hMOST EXCELLENTv TIME 9ES 2 +ELLY IS LONG GONE WHICH CAN ) JUST SAY IS A SHAME BUT CLOSE YOUR EYES AND LISTEN IT S LIKE TRAVELLING BACK IN TIMEx h) STILL USE SLANG FROM THE Sv IS A GROUP WHICH CELEBRATES THE WORDS AND PHRAS ES WHICH HAVEN T YET DIED OUT WHICH WE STILL
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4HE MUCH LOVED COUNTRY RETREAT OF THE "RITISH MONARCHY 3ANDRINGHAM IS ALSO OPEN TO THE PUBLIC FROM %AST ER TO /CTOBER 7ITH ACRE GARDENS TOUR GUIDES RECCOMEND AT LEAST FOUR HOURS IN ORDER TO SEE EVERYTHING a WILL GIVE YOU A PASS FOR ACCESS TO THE HOUSE GARDEN AND MU SEUM
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!S WELL AS VARIOUS FESTIVALS WHICH ARE HOSTED HERE 4HETFORD &OREST IS ALSO HOME TO THE 'O !PE (IGH 7IRE &OREST !DVENTURE AT (IGH ,ODGE !N AWARD WINNING HIGH WIRE FOREST ADVENTURE IT STRETCHES FOR ABOUT A MILE THROUGH THE TREE CANOPY 'REAT FUN FOR HEIGHT LOV ERS AND DAREDEVILS THE COURSE IS SPLIT INTO A NUMBER OF DIFFERENT SECTIONS AND TAKES BETWEEN HOURS TO COMPLETE
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,ONDON IS THE PLACE TO BE ON TH *ULY WHEN 0RIDE ,ONDON HITS THE CAPITAL !T TENDANCE IN PREVIOUS YEARS HAS TOTALLED UP TO SO MAKE SURE YOU GET THERE IN PLENTY OF TIME TO SEE THE SOMETHING BRILLIANTLY BRIGHT m OATS AND OVER COSTUMED GROUPS 4HE MAIN PARADE STARTS AT PM AND GOES FROM /XFORD 3TREET THROUGH 0IC CADILLY #IRCUS AND 4RAFALGAR 3QUARE TO 6ICTORIA %MBANKMENT 4HERE S ALSO A RALLY IN 4RAFALGAR 3QUARE A #ABARET STAGE IN ,EICESTER 3QUARE FROM PM AND PLENTY TO DO IN 3OHO 3QUARE "EST OF ALL IT S ENTIRELY FREE 3O WHY NOT POP ON DOWN WWW PRIDELONDON ORG PARADE
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3UMMER 3OLSTICE AT 3TONEHENGE 7ATCH THE SUMMER DAWN ARRIVE IN STYLE WITH OTHER PEOPLE AT 3TONE HENGE ON THE ST *UNE %NGLISH (ERIT AGE WILL PROVIDE MANAGED ACCESS AND A FREE MARSHALLED CAR PARK 9OU WILL BE GIVEN A SITE MAP THERE AND THE MONU MENT IS OPEN FROM PM 4HERE S A KM WALK TO 3TONEHENGE FROM THE CAR PARK SO JUST FOLLOW THE CROWDS DOWN THE LANE TOWARDS THE MONUMENT BE PREPARED FOR A BAG SEARCH AT THE EN TRANCE &OOD AND TOILETS AVAILABLE AND SUNRISE WILL BE AT AM WWW ENGLISH HERITAGE ORG UK
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"EACH "REAK ,IVE 4HE 5+ S ONLY STUDENT FESTIVAL TH *UNE 0OLZEATH .ORTH #ORNWALL a 2OLL OUT THE BEACH AND ROLL ON THE TUNES SCHOOL IS OUT FOR SUMMER 4HE "OUTIQUE FESTIVAL OF MAGIC AND MEMORIES COMBINES A KILLER LINE UP SURF BEACH GOOD FOLK AND FRIVOLOUS FUN "EACH "REAK ,IVE IS THE PERFECT #ORNISH COASTAL COMING TOGETHER OF MINDS BODIES AND SPIRITS IN THE ,/.' POST XAM SUMMER DAZE OF *UNE !S AROUND STUDENTS MAKE THE BEAUTIFUL 0OLZEATH THEIR DAY HOME TO CELEBRATE THE END OF EXAMS AND THE BEGINNING OF THE SUMMER FOR THE STUDENT FRIENDLY PRICE OF a THIS KILLER LINE UP IS NOT THE ONLY GEM IN THE "", EXPE RIENCE AS THEY LAY ON SOME TOP "", STYLE FESTIVAL FUN 'ET READY FOR 4HE -IGHTY #ORNISH 'OBLET EVERYTHING FROM @HAY BAIL HURLING TO @PIMP MY SHEEP 4HE 4ICKET TO 2IDE 3URF
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TAKES TIME OUT TO TALK TO -ELISSA 9ORK ABOUT THE INS AND OUTS OF HIS MAGAZINE 4HERE AREN T MANY PUBLICATIONS THAT HAVE STUCK AROUND SINCE MUSICALLY INFORMING EACH NEW GENERATION BREAKING ICONIC BANDS AND MANAGING TO REINVENT ITSELF WITH EACH NEW DECADE 4HIS IS WHY THE .EW -USICAL %XPRESS MORE COMMONLY KNOWN AS THE .-% HAS SUCH A STRONG IDENTITY IT ALMOST SEEMS LIKE A GENRE OF MUSIC IN ITSELF ,OVE IT OR HATE IT WE VE ALL HAD A GANDER AND BEEN PROVOKED BY ITS TEAM OF WITTY OPINIONATED WRITERS 3ITTING AT THE HELM OF THIS POP CULTURAL GIANT IS .-% %DITOR #ONOR -C.ICHOLAS (E WAS NAMED ONE OF ,ONDON S MOST INmUEN TIAL PEOPLE OF BY 4HE %VENING 3TANDARD AND HAS THE MONUMENTAL TASK OF SUCCESSFULLY GUIDING A HIS TORICAL BRAND INTO THE INTERNET AGE 4HE %VENT IS HERE TO PICK THE BRAIN AND GLEAN SOME WISDOM FROM THE MAN WITH AT ONCE THE MOST ENVI ABLE AND STRESSFUL JOB IN ALTERNA TIVE MUSIC -C.ICHOLAS BEGAN HIS CAREER WORKING FOR A PARTICULARLY UNIN SPIRING TECHNOLOGY PUBLICATION AND DIVED INTO THE DANCE MUSIC PRESS ALMOST BY ACCIDENT DESPER ATELY TRYING TO lND A ROUTE INTO WHAT HE CONSIDERED hPROPER MAGA ZINES v 3O HOW DOES ONE MAKE THE TRANSITION FROM THE NICHE WORLD OF UNDERGROUND DANCE TO THE 5+ S BEST SELLING MUSIC WEEKLY h4HEY ARE BOTH VERY SIMILAR PLACES TO BE v -C.ICHOLAS EXPLAINS h) THINK THE DANCE SCENE GENERATED ITS OWN HERITAGE VERY QUICKLY 4HEY RE VERY GOOD AT DOCUMENTING IT AND CEL EBRATING IT SO IT ALL BECAME A MYTH VERY QUICKLY "UT THE THING THAT YOU GET WORKING AT THE .-% IS THAT YOU IMMEDIATELY GET THIS ENORMOUS HERITAGE WITH IT AND YOU CAN T OP ERATE DAY TO DAY WITHOUT THIS SENSE OF YEARS OF HISTORY BEHIND YOU "UT IN TERMS OF DAY TO DAY RUN NING IT S LOTS OF YOUNG JOURNALISTS WORKING VERY HARD DURING THE DAY AND THEN GOING OUT AND GETTING COMPLETELY RATTED IN THE EVENING 4O THAT EXTENT IT S NO DIFFERENT AT ALL "UT ) WAS lRED INSIDE OF A YEAR SO ) HAD TO MOVE ON v HE ADDS NONCHALANTLY 4HE SIMILARITIES BETWEEN THE ETHOS OF THE DANCE SCENE AND AL TERNATIVE ROCK SCENE HAS BEEN
MADE PARTICULARLY APPAR ENT IN RECENT YEARS WITH THE RISE OF @.EW 2AVE AND THE CROSS OVER POPULARITY OF DANCE ACTS LIKE *US TICE AND ,#$ 3OUNDSYSTEM h) THINK THAT RECENTLY UNDERSTAND ABLY PEOPLE HAVE JUST FALLEN OUT OF LOVE WITH INDIE A BIT BECAUSE IT S BECOME JUST SO ENORMOUSLY APPROPRIATED BY THE MAINSTREAM -C.ICHOLAS SAYS MATTER OF FACTLY h7HEN ) TURNED UP IN THE 3TROKES AND THE 3TRIPES HAD BROKEN ALREADY AND WERE JUST HAV ING THEIR MONUMENTAL EFFECT ON "RITISH MUSIC 4HIS NEED WAS CREAT ED AMONGST MUSIC FANS OF THE 5+ SCENE BUT THERE WAS NO WAY OF lLL ING IT BECAUSE THERE WERE NO "RITISH
h) FEEL THAT A LOT OF PEOPLE HAVE FALLEN OUT OF LOVE WITH INDIE BECAUSE THEY FEEL LIKE IT S BEEN CORRUPTED BY THE MAINSTREAM 4HEY RE PROBABLY NOT WRONG v BANDS v 3TEP FORWARD THE ANGULAR ART ROCK OF &RANZ &ERDINAND AND THEN THOSE NOSTALGIC AND NOTORIOUS ,IBERTINES h) FOUND IT FUNNY ACTU ALLY BECAUSE WHEN ) STARTED WORK
ING AT .-% THE MAGAZINE LOOKED REALLY DEPRESSING IT WAS FULL OF A WHOLE LOAD OF PEOPLE IN PARKAS WHO LOOKED A BIT GRUBBY AND WE HAD A JOKE WHICH WAS THE @GOOD HAIR GOOD SHOES POLICY v HE GRINS h)F YOU DIDN T HAVE GOOD HAIR AND GOOD SHOES YOU DIDN T GET INTO THE MAGAZINE )T WAS AN OFlCE JOKE AND THEN WHEN &RANZ &ERDINAND TURNED UP IT WAS LIKE @'REAT HAIR BUT FUCK ME MAN GREAT SHOES 4HEY HAD REALLY GREAT SHOES !NOTHER THING ABOUT THE 3TROKES THEY ALWAYS HAD GOOD SHOES v h.OT ONLY THAT v ADDS -C.I CHOLAS MORE SERIOUSLY hIT FELT LIKE THEY WERE CONNECTING US WITH SOMETHING VERY REAL MUSICALLY AND THEIR LYRICS WERE BRILLIANT 4HAT LINE @WORDS ARE POISON DARTS OF PLEASURE WAS THE ONE THING THAT SWITCHED EVERYONE v !ND SUDDEN LY THE .-% WAS SAVED BY A FRESH AND EXHILARATING CROP OF YOUNG INNOVATIVE "RITISH TALENT (OW EVER THE MAGAZINE AND THE MUSIC IT PROMOTED HAVE BEEN VICTIMS OF THEIR OWN SUCCESS WITH 0ETE $O HERTY REDUCED TO NOTHING MORE THAN OVERCHEWED TABLOID MEAT WHILE BOYBANDS CAVORT WANTONLY PLAYING POP SONGS ON GUITARS h4HE ULTIMATE EXPRESSION OF THAT IS THE SECOND +OOKS ALBUM WHICH IS JUST FUCKING AWFUL AND IS REALLY QUITE DEPRESSING v #ONOR SIGHS h)T HAS ALL THE TRAPPINGS OF SOMETHING THAT WAS CREATED BY THE 2HYTHM &ACTORY IN %AST ,ON DON ABOUT FOUR YEARS AGO AND YET
HERE IT IS STILL KNOCKING ABOUT *UST AWFUL 3O ) FEEL THAT A LOT OF PEOPLE HAVE FALLEN OUT OF LOVE WITH INDIE BECAUSE THEY FEEL LIKE IT S BEEN COR RUPTED BY THE MAINSTREAM 4HEY RE PROBABLY NOT WRONG v 3O DANCE MUSIC THEN IS THE NEW UNCOMPRO MISED ALTERNATIVE AND THE .-% RE INVENTED ITSELF IN DAY GLO COLOURS
h4HERE AREN T CERTAIN PEOPLE WE DON T WANT READING .-% YOU RE MORE THAN WELCOME BUT EQUALLY WE RE NOT GOING TO COMPROMISEv mINGING #33 #RYSTAL #ASTLES AND &RIENDLY &IRES INTO OUR LIVES "UT HANG ON WON T THEY JUST BE CORRUPTED BY THE MAINSTREAM AGAIN IF THOSE 3COUTING &OR 'IRLS FANS GET THEIR SQUEAKY MITTS ON .-% h.O ABSOLUTELY NOT 0EOPLE THAT LISTEN TO THAT MAINSTREAM POP MUSIC JUST STICK WITH IT v -C.I CHOLAS ASSURES US 0HEW THAT WAS A CLOSE ONE "UT HOW CAN WE BE SURE THAT .-% REMAINS THE EXCLUSIVE PROPERTY OF THE ALTERNATIVE MUSIC FAN @4HERE ARE VERY DISTINCTLY THREE KINDS OF MUSIC FAN WITHIN THIS AREA
OF GUITAR BANDS v #ONOR OBSERVES h4HERE ARE MUSIC FANS WHO WILL FOR INSTANCE LISTEN TO THE RADIO AND IT S JUST WALLPAPER TO THEM AND IT EXISTS AND IT S THERE AND IT S EN TERTAINING AT THE TIME BUT WHEN IT S SWITCHED OFF IN A WAY THEY DON T MISS IT 4HEY HAVE NO EMOTIONAL INVOLVEMENT WITH IT WHATSOEVER 4HE SECOND GROUP ARE PEOPLE WHO ARE DElNITELY INTERESTED IN MUSIC BUT THEY MAKE MORE OF A CHOICE ABOUT THE RADIO STATION THEY LISTEN TO "UT THEY ARE VERY INTERESTED IN CHARTS IN 4OP 4ENS BECAUSE THEY WANT PEER RECOMMENDATIONS THEY WANT TO KNOW WHAT IS POPU LAR AMONGST OTHER PEOPLE SO THAT THEY VE GOT A REAL SENSE OF DIREC TION 4HEN YOU VE GOT THE THIRD GROUP OF MUSIC FANS WHO LL RUN AN ABSOLUTE MILLION FUCKING MILES AWAY FROM ANYTHING THAT S POPULAR AND THOSE ARE THE PEOPLE THAT WE SPEAK TO 4HE ALTERNATIVES WILL AL WAYS STICK WITH US v h4HERE AREN T CERTAIN PEOPLE WE DON T WANT READING .-% YOU RE MORE THAN WELCOME BUT EQUALLY WE RE NOT GOING TO COMPROMISE v HE HASTILY ADDS 4HIS ISN T ELITISM THEN IT S A REmECTION OF THE NEEDS OF .-% READERS h) M LESS INCLINED NOW THAN EVER BEFORE TO BE REACH ING OUT TO A MAINSTREAM AUDIENCE BECAUSE ) DON T BELIEVE IT S WHAT WE SHOULD BE DOING 7E HAVE BEEN QUITE POPPY OVER THE PAST COUPLE OF YEARS BECAUSE THE SCENE HAS FELT QUITE POPPY BUT IT S CLEAR THAT THAT WHOLE THING HAS COME TO A SHUD DERING HALT AND IT S TIME TO MOVE ON v 4IME FOR ANOTHER AMAZING REIN VENTION THEN h4HE RE DESIGN THAT WE WILL BE UNVEILING IN THE NEXT FEW WEEKS IT S GOING TO BE FEELING A LOT CLEANER AND A LOT MORE UNDER GROUND BECAUSE ) THINK THAT PEO PLE ARE GETTING MORE SERIOUS ABOUT THEIR MUSIC AGAIN )T S COMING OUT PROBABLY THE END OF -AY v #ONOR -C.ICHOLAS IS EXASPER ATED EXHAUSTED BUT CLEARLY STILL EX HILARATED AT THE PROSPECT OF HEAD LINING THE LONGEST RUNNING SHOW IN POP CULTURE !ND WITH .-% NOW CROSSING THE !TLANTIC AND VENTUR ING INTO RADIO AND TELEVISION THE FUTURE IS ONLY GETTING BRIGHTER FOR THE 5 + S MOST TALKED ABOUT MUSIC PUBLICATION
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4O PRAISE THIS SONG NOW WOULD BE TO CHASE AFTER A BLOG POWERED BANDWAGON THAT DROVE OFF MONTHS AGO "UT HEY LET S DO IT ANYWAY )T S HARD TO PINPOINT EXACTLY WHAT MAKES THIS SONG SO GREAT IS IT "ERNARD "UTLER S EXCELLENTLY ETHEREAL PRODUCTION WHICH MAKES THE BAND SOUND LIKE THEY RE SINGING FROM HALFWAY TO HEAVEN 2EGGIE 9OUNGBLOOD S IMPASSIONED AND ENTIRELY UN IRONIC VOCALS 4HE h/NE 4WO 4HREE &OUR v h$ANCE 4HIS SINGLE HASN T HAD A PHYSICAL RELEASE YET BUT THIS WRITER ADVISES YOU GET ONLINE NOW AND LISTEN TO THE FREE STREAM ON THE BAND S WEBSITE 9OU WILL NOT BE DISAPPOINTED !FTER THE STAGGERING WASTE OF SPACE THAT WAS 7EEZER S LAST ALBUM -AKE "ELIEVE 0ORK AND "EANS IS THE SOUND OF A BAND THAT IS OVER THE MOON TO BE MAKING RELEVANT MUSIC AGAIN 4HE lRST CUT TO BE TAKEN FROM THEIR FORTHCOMING SIXTH ALBUM THIS TRACK SEEMS TO START WAY BACK WHERE S CULT SMASH 0INKERTON LEFT OFF n THE %L 3CORCHO STYLE RIFF SHOULD BRING JOY TO 7EEZER PURISTS THE WORLD OVER "ETTER STILL THE CHORUS BOASTS THOSE SIGNATURE BUZZSAW GUITARS OF OLD 0ORK AND "EANS CHARTS 2IVERS #UOMO S RESPONSE TO A MEETING WITH THE HEAD HONCHOS AT 'EFFEN IN WHICH HE WAS TOLD TO WRITE MORE COMMERCIALLY (IS REPLY IS BOTH TONGUE IN CHEEK AND SELF ASSUREDLY LAME 4HIS SONG SOUNDS FAMILIAR BUT lNALLY IN SUCH A GOOD WAY 3UMMER IS NEARLY HERE n AND YOU D BE CRAZY NOT TO HAVE THIS TUNE AND HOPEFULLY ITS ACCOMPANYING ALBUM AS YOUR SOUNDTRACK *OE (ENLEY
$ANCE $ANCE v CHANTING 4HE SPINDLY LOVABLY ANXIOUS GUITAR AND SYNTH RIFFS 4HE ELLIPTICAL LYRICS WHICH ALTHOUGH SUPERlCIALLY ARE ABOUT THE STANDARD INDIE SUBJECT OF DISCO DANCING SEEM TO CHART UNPLUMBED DEPTHS OF MEANING 7HO KNOWS $ECONSTRUCTED THIS SONG DOESN T OFFER ANYTHING PARTICULARLY NOVEL YET IT HAS SOME MAGICAL QUALITY THAT MAKES IT DESERVE ALL THE HYPE )T ALSO HAS SEMI PROPER B SIDES ALTHOUGH THEY ARE BOTH COVERS n OF "EAT (APPENING S 9OU 4URN -E /N AND 3OPHIE " (AWKINS $AMN ) 7ISH ) 7AS 9OUR ,OVER .EITHER SONG IS AS GOOD AS THE ! SIDE BUT HOW OFTEN DOES A MOMENT LIKE THIS COME ALONG 3ARAH #HRISTIE
-ADONNA IS BACK WITH MORE MUSCLES AND UNFORTUNATELY LESS CLOTHES 9OU RE ALMOST FOR GOODNESS SAKE PUT SOME CLOTHES ON AND ACT LIKE A RESPECTABLE MOTHER (ER LATEST COMEBACK SINGLE THE @MIGHTY -INUTES IS PANTS )T FEATURES THAT @OH SO FABULOUS *USTIN 4IMBERLAKE 7HAT IS IT WITH *4 RECENTLY !LL HE SEEMS TO DO IS DREADFUL COLLABORATIONS NOWADAYS ,ONG GONE ARE THE DAYS OF HIM "RINGING 3EXY "ACK NOW HE S JUST BRINGING UTTER RUBBISH BACK !LSO ON THIS SINGLE ARE THE @TALENTS OF 4IMBALAND -ADONNA HAS ENLISTED HIS HELP TO DO HIS USUAL TWEAKING AND SCRATCHING AND RECITE ONE LINE OF RUBBISH IN AN ATTEMPT TO SOUND LIKE EVERY OTHER 2@N " TRACK OUT THERE AT THE MOMENT h7E ONLY GOT MINUTES TO SAVE THE WORLDv THEY SING IN A 4ROY "OLTON FROM (IGH 3CHOOL -USICAL STYLE CLASSY /H HOW IRONIC THAT IT IS ACTUALLY THIS SONG THAT THE WORLD
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&OCUS ON 3OAPBOX ST -AY IS A VERY SPE CIAL DAY FOR .ORWICH AS THE POET RAPPER SPOKEN WORD MASTER 3CROOBIUS 0IP HEADS OUR WAY FOR AN INTIMATE É CAPPELLA SET AT A 3OAP"OX %VENT &RESH FROM TOURING !MERICA WITH $AN ,E 3AC 3CROOBIUS 0IP IS HIMSELF FA MILIAR WITH THE AREA HAVING SPRUNG FROM NEARBY %SSEX ! PARTICULARLY SPECIAL PER FORMANCE IS SURE TO ENSUE AS HE TAKES THE STAGE SOLO EMPHASISING HIS LYRICAL CRAFTSMANSHIP 3OAP"OX IS DEDICATED TO PROMOTING LOCAL ARTISTS AND MUSI CIANS THROUGH EVENT ORGANISATION AND IS RUN BY 5%! STUDENTS !MY 7RAGG AND 3TEWART (ARRINGTON WITH ARTIST CONTRIBUTIONS FROM *AY (OWELL 5%! AND !LEXANDRA "UHAGIAR .3!$ (ELD MONTHLY AT 4HE 1UEEN #HARLOTTE 3OAP"OX HAS BEEN HOSTING ONLY THE BEST OF ARTISTS MUSICIANS COMEDIANS POETS AND CIRCUS PERFORMERS FROM ALL OVER %AST !NGLIA 5%! GYPSY PUNK ROCK COLLECTIVE "AMBI 'ET /VER )T SHARE THE STAGE WITH LOCAL ROCK DUO "+ AND $AD REPRESENTING THE ECLECTIC LIVE MUSIC BEING PRODUCED LOCALLY %XPECT EXPERT MANDOLIN MADNESS FROM THE FORMER AND DIRTY BASS LINES FROM THE LATTER (ELD IN AID OF LOCAL ARTS COLLECTIVE 5NIT THE EVENT PROM ISES TO CATER FOR DIVERSITY !IMING TO INTEGRATE ARTISTS AND AUDI ENCES FROM ALL ORIGINS IT KICKS OFF AT PM WITH AN AFTERNOON OF ACOUSTIC GOODNESS PROGRESSING TO THE COMEDY AND PERFORM ANCE SEGMENT WITH 2OBERT *ACKMAN 5%! AS COMPERE ,IVE BANDS COMMENCE AT PM AND THE EVENT CLIMAX S WITH $* S TO ROCK YOUR SOCKS OFF TO 4HE LINE UP FEATURES AMONG MANY +IT "ENNETT 5%! WITH HER CHARACTERISTIC VOICE AND PASSION AND LOCAL "LUEGRASS 3KIF mE TRIO "REAKFAST /F #HAMPIONS PLUS AN EXTENSIVE PLETHORA OF OTHER ARTISTS )T S a PER TICKET AVAILABLE FROM TH -AY AT 4HE 1UEEN #HARLOTTE $EREHAM 2OAD OR BOOK ONLINE 7ANT TO GET INVOLVED 7E WOULD LOVE TO DISPLAY YOUR ART ON THE WALLS AND ARE ALWAYS LOOKING FOR NEW COMEDIANS POETS STORY TELLERS PERFORMERS MUSICIANS #HECK US OUT WWW MYSPACE COM GETONTHESOAPBOX AND CONTACT US AT GETONTHESOAPBOX HOTMAIL CO UK
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PROOF THAT 4HE &UTUREHEADS HAVE FOUND THEIR CONSISTENCY AGAIN 4HE FORMER SONG ONE OF THE ALBUM HIGHLIGHTS IS PERHAPS CLOSURE ON THEIR RECENT STRUGGLE h7ALKING BACKWARDS WITH NOTHING TO SAYv BELLOWS "ARRY A RESOLUTE MIDDLE lNGER TO EVERYONE WHO D QUESTIONED WHETHER THE @(EADS WERE FRESH OUT OF IDEAS )F THE lRST THREE DON T WOO YOU BACK INTO THEIR ARMS THEN 2ADIO (EART WILL CHARM YOUR SOCKS OFF !S FRESH AND REPLAYABLE AS ANYTHING THE BAND HAVE EVER PRODUCED IT S UNDOUBTEDLY ONE OF THE lNEST POP MOMENTS OF THUS FAR ,UCKILY IT DOESN T END THERE 4HIS )S .OT
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-YSTERY *ETS FOLLOW UP THEIR DE BUT WITH AN ALTOGETHER MORE FO CUSED EFFORT 0RODUCED BY %ROL !LKAN THIS IS AN ALBUM WHICH FO CUSES ON PURE POP WITH ENOUGH DIVERSITY TO TAKE IT ABOVE AND AWAY FROM THE CROWD 5TILISING ELECTRO ESQUE TWEAKS PARTICULAR LY lRST TRACK (IDEAWAY WHICH SOUNDS LIKE 0UBLIC %NEMY COLLIDING WITH WELL -YSTERY *ETS THE ALBUM KICKS OFF IN EMPHATIC FASHION &OR ALL THE WONDERFUL ECCENTRICITY OF THE lRST ALBUM IT HAD A TENDENCY TO GO OFF ON A TANGENT WHICH IN TURN LED TO ANOTHER lVE TANGENTS 4HIS ALBUM RETAINS THE ECCENTRICITY BUT TO THEIR BEN ElT 4HERE S NOT A WEAK MOMENT ON THIS ALBUM AND THE HIGHS ARE SOME OF THE BEST YOU WILL HEAR ALL YEAR &LAKES AND 9OUNG ,OVE DEMONSTRATE WHAT COMPETENT AND IN TERESTING SONGWRITERS -YSTERY *ETS HAVE MATURED INTO (IGHLIGHT OF THE ALBUM THOUGH IS THE BRILLIANTLY POPPY 4WO $OORS $OWN 4HE CHORUS SOUNDS LIKE SOMETHING 0HIL #OLLINS WOULD HAVE DONE IN THE S AND THAT IS MEANT IN THE BEST POSSIBLE WAY 4HEY VE DELIVERED ON THE POTENTIAL DISPLAYED IN THEIR ACTUALLY VERY lNE DEBUT AND WHILST ITS NOT THE MOST IMMEDIATE ALBUM EVER THE PROG ELEMENTS AND INmUENCES ARE STILL THERE IT IS AS INFECTIOUS AS A SKIN DISEASE OR SOME OTHER MORE ACCURATE METAPHOR AND IT IS A VERY VERY GOOD INDIE POP ALBUM /NE OF IF NOT THE BEST POP ALBUMS YOU WILL HEAR ALL YEAR
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4HE (IVES -ONDAY TH !PRIL 5%! 4HE (IVES ARE A BIT OF AN ENIGMA WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT IT )T SEEMS THEY VE MADE THE SAME RECORD OVER AND OVER AGAIN FOR NIGH ON YEARS NOW YET THEY STILL SEEM TO INSPIRE NOTHING SHORT OF EUPHORIA IN THE REAMS AND REAMS OF KIDS WHO WANT NOTHING MORE THAN TO BE A PART OF THEIR LIVE EXPERIENCE (AV ING ONLY CAUGHT THEM IN THE FESTIVAL SETTING UP UNTIL NOW BUT BEING POSITIVELY BLOWN AWAY THIS REVIEWER IS KEEN TO lND OUT EX ACTLY WHAT ALL THE FUSS IS ABOUT 3O IT S TO THE CAVERNOUS ,#2 WE TREK SURROUNDED BY KIDS SO YOUNG THEY SEEM TO BE CONVERSING IN A DIFFERENT LANGUAGE 4HE (IVES HAD THEIR WORK CUT OUT BUT BY 'OD THEY DID IT 4HEY DID IT )T ALL KICKS OFF VERY QUICKLY 4HE AUDI ENCE TAKE THEIR PLACE FOR THE MAIN EVENT AFTER A FUN BUT SEEMINGLY MISUNDERSTOOD SUPPORT SLOT BY THE ENIGMATICALLY NAMED (ENRY &IAT S /PEN 3ORE 4HEY MIX ALL THE GOOD BITS FROM THE LAST YEARS OF PUNK AND HARDCORE 4HEY WEAR MASKS "UT NO ONE SEEMS TO CARE /NE CAN T DISCUSS THE (IVES WITHOUT MENTIONING THEIR SWITCH BLADE SHARP DRESS SENSE BUT LET US NOT DWELL TOO MUCH ON THE FACT THEY LOOK GREAT 2EALLY GREAT 4HINGS POSITIVELY SMASH INTO ACTION WITH -AIN /F
FENDER AND IT BECOMES CLEAR RIGHT AWAY THAT THE (IVES MUSICALLY AT LEAST ARE ONE OF THE BEST BANDS TO ASCEND ON THE ,#2 THIS YEAR )T S INDISPUTABLE 4HE VISCERAL INTENSITY WITH WHICH THEY TRANSFER THEIR SONGS INTO THE LIVE SETTING SEES THEM SUCCEED WHERE SO MANY OTHERS FAIL MISERABLY 3ONG AFTER SONG IS ACCOMPANIED BY AN INTENSITY SO HIGH IT BECOMES DIFlCULT TO DRAW BREATH EVEN BETWEEN TRACKS AS WE RE REMINDED BY NUT JOB VOCALIST (OWLIN 0ELLE !LMQVIST THAT US AUDIENCE MEMBERS SHOULD ONLY BE QUIET WHILE THE BAND IS PLAYING "UT THAT INTENSITY IS NEVER GOING TO LAST IS IT )T ALMOST DOES IT REALLY ALMOST DOES "UT THE (IVES FALL DOWN BECAUSE ASIDE FROM ATTEMPTING TO DESTROY THE ,#2 THEY RE HERE FOR ONE OTHER IMPORTANT REASON n THEY VE GOT A NEW ALBUM TO PROMOTE AND THEY DO SO UNASHAMEDLY 3O MUCH OF TONIGHT S SET DRAWS FROM THEIR RECENT EFFORT AND THERE IS NO GETTING AROUND THE FACT THAT IT S SIMPLY NOT UP TO SCRATCH 3OME TRACKS ARE GREAT THE BRASH 4ICK 4ICK "OOM AND THE DISJOINTED 4RY IT !GAIN WHICH BOTH SEE THE BAND SOUNDING MORE LIKE THE 2OLLING 3TONES THAN EVER BUT SOME ARE JUST AWFUL 4 ( % ( ) 6 % 3 AND 9OU $RESS 5P FOR !RMAGEDDON ARE SLUGGISH AND ANACHRONISTIC
"Y THE TIME A VERY LONG ENCORE FADES INTO SILENCE THINGS ARE WELL BACK ON TRACK 4ONIGHT THE (IVES DEALT IN ENDEARING WIT AND UNSTOPPABLE INTENSITY 5NLIKE SO MANY OF THEIR CONTEMPORARIES FROM THE GARAGE ROCK REVIVAL OF YORE THEY REMAIN PERPETU
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OR A DIRECTOR WHO HAS JUST THREE lLMS TO HIS NAME "AZ ,UHRMAN HAS ALREADY LEFT HIS MARK ON THE lLM WORLD 3YN ONYMOUS WITH CAMP THEATRICALITY ,UHRMAN HAS THE hMARMITE EFFECTv DIVIDING AUDIENCES INTO THOSE WHO LOVE HIS lLMS AND THOSE WHO ABSOLUTELY HATE THEM 4HE lRST OF ,UHRMAN S lLMS 3TRICTLY "ALLROOM WAS RELEASED IN ADAPTED FROM A "ROADWAY PLAY OF THE SAME NAME WHICH HE HAD CO WRITTEN )T TELLS THE STORY OF TRIUMPH AGAINST ADVERSITY AS A BALLROOM AMATEUR TEAMS UP WITH A LOOSE CANON PROFESSIONAL AND THE PAIR ATTEMPT TO WIN !USTRALIA S MOST PRESTIGIOUS DANCING TROPHY $ESPITE NOT BEING QUITE AS WELL KNOWN AS ,UHRMAN S OTHER lLMS AT THE TIME IT WAS A WORLD WIDE SUCCESS AND DEMONSTRATED THE DIRECTOR S ABILITY TO PLAY WITH TRADITIONAL STORY TELL ING CLICHÏS WITH PARALLELS TO 4HE 5GLY $UCKLING #INDERELLA AND $AVID AND 'OLIATH ,UHRMAN S TALENT FOR RE INTER PRETING SUCH CLASSIC STORIES BY GIV ING THEM AN EDGY TWIST WAS FURTHER SHOWCASED IN S 2OMEO AND *ULIET (IS DECISION TO TAKE ONE OF 3HAKESPEARE S MOST FAMOUS PLAYS AND SET IT IN A VAGUELY FUTURISTIC AND VIOLENT ,! SUBURB WAS AN ORIGINAL AND BRAVE MOVE BUT ONE WHICH PAID OFF SPECTACULARLY 4HE lLM PUT ,UHRMAN S NAME lRMLY ON THE MAP AS AN INmUENTIAL DIRECTOR ACHIEVING BOTH HUGE COMMERCIAL SUCCESS AND CRITICAL ACCLAIM GROSSING MIL LION AT THE BOX OFlCE -OULIN 2OUGE FOLLOWED FOUR YEARS LATER IN ,IKE 2OMEO AND *ULIET THE lLM CENTRES ON A TRAGIC LOVE STORY AND ALSO ENJOYED MAS SIVE lNANCIAL SUCCESS 5NLIKE ITS PREDECESSOR THE CRITICS WERE NOT AS UNANIMOUS IN THEIR PRAISE 3ET DUR ING THE TURN OF THE TWENTIETH CEN TURY IN THE BOHEMIAN 0ARIS DISTRICT
OF -ONTMARTE MANY FELT THAT THE FRENETICALLY PACED CAMERA WORK WAS TOO DISORIENTATING AND THAT THE lLM LACKED THE EDGE OF 2OMEO AND *ULIET 4OGETHER ALL THREE lLMS ARE NOW FORMALLY MARKETED AS h4HE 2ED #URTAIN 4RILOGYv 4HE MAIN PLOT DE VICE IN EACH lLM IS A ROMANCE BE TWEEN THE TWO CENTRAL CHARACTERS EMPLOYING A THEATRICAL ELEMENT TO FURTHER DEVELOP THE STORY AND ADD ENTERTAINMENT VALUE )N THIS SENSE IT IS EASY TO SEE WHY ,UHRMAN CITES "OLLYWOOD AS ONE OF HIS MAIN INmU ENCES 4HE "OLLYWOOD FORM IS MOST PREVALENT IN -OULIN 2OUGE WHICH USES THE CONCEPT OF A PLAY WITHIN A PLAY !NOTHER OF ,UHRMAN S OTHER MAIN INmUENCE S IS )TALIAN 'RAND /PERA REFERENCED IN BOTH -OULIN 2OUGE AND 2OMEO AND *ULIET BY THEIR PREOCCUPATION WITH ULTIMATELY TRAG IC LOVE AFFAIRS
!ROUND THE TIME OF ITS RELEASE ONE OF THE MOST POPULAR SOUND BITES ATTRIBUTED TO 2OMEO AND *U LIET WAS h3HAKESPEARE FOR THE -46 GENERATION v WITH SOME CRITICS AP PROPRIATING THIS TO SUIT THEIR BELIEF THAT ,UHRMAN HAD hDUMBED DOWNv OR OVER SIMPLIlED STORIES WHICH SHOULD EXIST ONLY AS HIGH CULTURE "UT MOST OF THE DIALOGUE IN THE lLM REMAINS TRUE TO THE ORIGINAL PLAY AND THE CHANGE OF SETTING IS PERHAPS NO DIFFERENT TO THAT OF SOME OF THE RECENT RE INTERPRETATIONS BY THE 2OY AL 3HAKESPEARE #OMPANY 7HAT ALL THESE lLMS ACHIEVE IS TO MAKE HIGH CULTURE MORE ACCESSIBLE 4HEATRICAL OPERA AND 3HAKESPEARE ARE NOT USUALLY GENRES WHICH EASILY HOLD THE ATTENTION OF YOUNG PEOPLE "UT BY MODERNISING IT AND CHANGING THE SETTING TO A MORE CONTEMPORARY ONE SUCH GENRES CAN GAIN A NEW REL
EVANCE &OR EXAMPLE BY REPLACING SWORDS WITH GUNS AS IN 2OMEO AND *ULIET OR BY USING SONGS THAT ARE THE EPITOME OF CONTEMPORARY MUSIC AND POP CULTURE AS IN -OULIN 2OUGE THE AUDIENCE CAN SEE HOW A TRULY GREAT STORY OR FABLE IS ONE THAT TRAN SCENDS TIME OR SETTING !LL OF ,UHR MAN S lLMS ARE ABOUT BASIC HUMAN EXPERIENCES THAT WILL ALWAYS OCCUR SUCH AS FALLING IN LOVE AGAINST ALL THE ODDS AND THE TRIUMPH AGAINST AD VERSITY AND DEATH 4HE ,UHRMAN S CONSIDERABLE ABILITY AT PORTRAYING THIS IS HIGH LIGHTED BY THE FACT THAT 3TRICTLY "ALL ROOM IS NOW SET AS THE MAIN lLM ON THE CURRICULUM FOR SECONDARY SCHOOL lLM STUDIES IN %NGLISH )RISH AND 3OUTH !FRICAN EXAM BOARDS 3IMI LARLY ,UHRMAN S 2OMEO AND *ULIET IS NOW USUALLY SET ALONGSIDE THE CLAS SIC &RANCO :EFFERELLI VERSION
TO DEMONSTRATE TO '#3% %NGLISH STUDENTS HOW THIS MOST INFAMOUS OF PLAYS WORKS IN PRACTICE !FTER AN ABSENCE OF OVER YEARS ,UHRMAN S NEXT lLM !USTRALIA REP RESENTS A DEPARTURE FOR THE DIREC TOR WITH NO RELIANCE ON AN EXISTING STORY 3TARRING .ICOLE +IDMAN AND (UGH *ACKMAN AND PROVISIONALLY SET FOR RELEASE IN .OVEMBER IT IS AN ADVENTURE DRAMA SET IN THE WAR TORN !USTRALIAN OUTBACK 3OME MAY DISMISS ,UHRMAN S DIRECTING AS MERE STYLE OVER SUB STANCE AND DESPITE HIS HUGE COM MERCIAL SUCCESS HE HAS YET TO WIN AN /SCAR FOR "EST $IRECTION "UT HE SHOULD BE APPLAUDED FOR HIS CREA TIVE INGENUITY AND INVENTIVENESS THAT ENABLES OFTEN TRAGIC STORIES TO BE TOLD WHILST STILL MAINTAINING GREAT ENTERTAINMENT VALUE FOR THE AUDIENCE
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7OLF AND 3COTTISH REFEREE *OHN !NDER SON WHO IN FACT IS RETURNING AS REF EREE TO THE NEW SERIES 4HE %VENT WAS DELIGHTED TO SPEAK TO NEW MALE 'LADIATOR @!TLAS WHO IS CURRENTLY IN THE MIDST OF lLMING THE NEW SERIES !TLAS WHOSE REAL NAME IS 3AM "OND HAILS FROM "OURNEMOUTH AND WORKED AS A CHARITY FUNDRAISER DOING BODYBUILDING IN HIS SPARE TIME BEFORE WINNING A PART AS A 'LADIATOR ON THE NEW 3KY /NE SHOW THIS YEAR (AVING GROWN UP WATCHING 'LADI ATORS "OND TOLD US THAT HIS AUNT RANG HIM TO TELL HIM THAT THE SHOW WAS BE ING BROUGHT BACK SUGGESTING THAT HE SHOULD APPLY 'LADIATORS HAD TO APPLY AS CONTENDERS lRST AND SO "OND WENT TO THE AUDITIONS ALONG WITH OTHER HOPEFULS WHERE LUCKILY THE CAST ING TEAM RECOGNISED THAT HE WAS lT ENOUGH LOOKED THE PART AND HAD THE NECESSARY CHARISMA TO BECOME A 'LADI
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