The Event - Issue 226 by Concrete - the official student newspaper of UEA.

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Brand new Internet section makes its debut! Arts explore lesbian literature for LGBT month

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p.9 - 7E LOOK AT A FEW GAMES THAT MIGHT TAKE YOUR FANCY THIS FORTNIGHT

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Fashion Editor - Jessica Hamilton

Internet Editors - Alannah

Deputy Fashion Editor - Flora Wong

Wells and Chloe Pew-Latter

Contributors - Alice Dijksterhuis, Sam Elliott, Charlotte Faultley

Deputy Internet Editor - Jack Clark Contributors - Samuel Elliott, Helen Thomas, Alice Violett

Contributors - Bernadette Schulz, Sufia Shahnawaz

Deputy Music Editor - Rob Morbin

Creative Writing Editor - Penny Boxall Contributors - Sarah Blake, Stephanie Cross, Johnny Kemeys, Elizabeth Wherrell

Contributors - Chris Bullock, Cat Davis, Izzy Lockhart Smith, Michael Moore, Will Newton, Alec Plowman, Jenny Robins, Duncan Vicat- Brown,

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George Gilbert and Colette Lilford

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Paul Bygrave, Christopher

Contributors - Micha Charles, Will Heppa, Elizabeth Poole, Caroline Preece, Duncan Vicat-Brown, Chris Wilson

TV Editor - Kirsten Peter

Listings Editor - Natasha Barnes

Contributors - Eleanor Brown, Josh Butler, Lindsay Harris, Mark McKenzie- Ray, Cathy Peters, Caroline Preece

Competitions Editor - Jonathan Clark

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Editors Alannah Wells and Chloe Pew Latter

Music Editor - Sarah Christie

p.8 - 9OUR POETRY AND PROSE ON THE THEME @HIGH WAY

Editor-in-Chief Fiona Billings

Melissa York and Matt Ramsay

p.6 - /UR REGULAR FEATURES LETTING YOU KNOW WHAT THEATRICAL AND LITERARY DELIGHTS YOU CAN EXPECT THIS FORTNIGHT p.7 - 7E MARK THE OCCASION OF ,'"4 MONTH

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p.14 - 4HE BANDS THAT .ORWICH HAS TO OFFER p.15 - !LBUMS OF THE FORTNIGHT p.16 - 3INGLES OF THE FORTNIGHT AND THIS FORTNIGHT S MIXTAPE p.17 - ,IVE GIG REVIEWS

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p.22 - 4HIS FORTNIGHT S HAPPENINGS IN .ORWICH

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4HE .ORWICH 4HEATRE 2OYAL WELCOMES THE RATHER EXCELLENT IF WE DO SAY SO OURSELVES 0ROPELLER 4HEATRE #OMPANY 4HE MODERN ALL MALE CAST WILL BE STAGING 4HE -ERCHANT OF 6ENICE AND ! -IDSUMMER .IGHT S $REAM NEXT WEEK 9OU VE MISSED "ASIL "RUSH UNFORTUNATELY (E ENDED ON 3ATURDAY THERE S ONLY 3HAKESPEARE NOW %MMY THE 'REAT 3ARAH 'ILLESPIE AND THE 0LAY THE -U SIC !COUSTIC 3HOWCASE IS ON AT THE .ORWICH !RTS #ENTRE "E THERE BE ARTY 4HE .ORWICH 0LAYHOUSE IS PLAYING HOST TO -OCK THE 7EEK FAVOURITE 4ONY 0ARSONS AND FELLOW COMICAL TYPES 4HE #OUNTERFEITS WHO ARE @HILARIOUS ACCORDING TO *ERRY (ALL -ELISSA 9ORK

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)T WAS RATHER WONDERFUL HAVING TWO VERY DIFFERENT FAMILIES IF YOU LIKE ALL WORKING INCREDIBLY HARD 7E DID ALL GET TOGETHER SOMETIMES AND THE l LM CREW CAME TO WATCH "ILLY

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4HERE ARE RUMOURS THAT THE MUSICAL VERSION OF "ILLY %LLIOTT IS GOING TO BE TURNED INTO A MOVIE TOO )S THAT GOING TO HAP PEN

3O !N )NSPECTOR #ALLS IS A PLAY WE CAN ALL RELATE TO !S WE MOVE INTO THIS EXTRAORDINARY TIME AS THE ECONOMY TANKS AND COMMUNITIES BECOME MORE UNDER THREAT THAT CALL TO ARMS OF 0RIESTLEY S IS ONE WHICH WILL BE RELEVANT ) M DY ING TO SEE HOW !N )NSPECTOR #ALLS RESONATES IN THIS ECONOMIC CLIMATE -ATT 2AMSAY 7ITH THANKS TO *OHN "ULTITUDE 0RESS /Fl CER AT THE 4HEATRE 2OYAL FOR HIS CONTINUED ASSISTANCE THROUGHOUT THE YEAR

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!LTHOUGH 0ASSING HAS GAINED SIGNIl CA NT CA NONICAL RECOGNITION FOR IT S MANIFEST CRITIQUE OF EARLY TWENTIETH CENTURY RACIAL ATTITUDES IT IS ALSO EQUALLY AS WORTH Y A READ DUE TO ITS EXPLORATION OF A B LACK LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP ! SIGNIl ER OF BOTH SEXUAL AMBIGUITY AND CRITIQUE OF THE PATRIARCHAL AND REPRESSIVE SYSTEM OF S !MERICA (ISTORICALLY DOMINANT PERCEPTIONS OF SEXUAL ITY AND RACE HAVE BEEN EQUALLY AS OPPRESSIVE AS EACH OTHER IN TERMS OF FORCEFULLY ALLOCATING PEO PLE INTO CATEGORIES THEY MAY NOT HAVE BEEN COM FORTABLE WITH "OTH BLACK PEOPLE AND HOMOSEXU ALS HAVE BEEN OSTRACIZED FOR MERELY EXISTING

4HE DECISION BY .ELLA ,ARSEN TO INCLUDE A DAR ING AND INNOVATIVE LESBIAN SUB NARRATIVE IN HER PLOT NOT ONLY GIVES RECOGNITION TO B LACK LESBI ANS BUT IN HIGHLIGHTING THE LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP SIDE BY SIDE WITH THE RACE PROBLEM SHE PRESENTS THE RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN TWO INTELLIGENT BLACK WOMEN VIRTUALLY UNPARALLELED IN THE WHITE MALE DOMINATED LITERARY COMMUNITY OF THE EARLY TWEN TIETH CENTURY ! REVOLUTIONARY NOVEL NOT TO BE UNDERESTI MATED BY READERS 3Ul A 3HAHNAWAZ

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&EBRUARY IS ,'"4 MONTH SO 4HE %VENT MARKS THE OCCASION BY LOOKING BACK ON LESBIAN LITERATURE THROUGH THE AGES "ERNADETTE 3CHULZ REPORTS %VERYONE HAS HEARD OF /SCAR 7ILDE THE 6ICTORIAN POET AND PLAYWRIGHT KNOWN FOR HIS WITTY IRONIC STYLE AND HIS SEXUALITY SO UNACCEPTABLE TO 6ICTO RIAN MORALITY THAT IT GOT HIM JAILED IN 7ILDE S ENDURING FAME BEGS THE QUESTION WHY THERE IS NO FEMALE WRITER OF THE SAME STA TUS AND INFAMY 4HE ANSWER MAY PARTLY LIE IN THE FACT THAT WOMEN S WRITING WAS GENERALLY LOOKED DOWN UPON AND EXCLUDED FROM THE LITERARY CAN ON UNTIL MUCH LATER 7ILDE WAS ARRESTED UNDER THE #RIMINAL ,AW !MENDMENT !CT WHICH MADE hGROSS INDECENCYv BETWEEN MEN A CRIMINAL OFFENCE .O SUCH LAW EXISTED FOR WOMEN WHICH MEANS LESBIANS COULD hGET AWAY WITH ITv MORE READILY THAN GAY MEN COULD !ND YET LESBIANS SUFFERED PERHAPS AN EVEN WORSE FATE FOR IT INVISIBILITY 4HAT BEING SAID MALE WRITERS OF EROTICA IN 6ICTORIAN TIMES WERE OFTEN FASCINATED WITH THE IMAGE OF THE h%XOTIC 3APPHISTv THE THEN CURRENT TERM FOR FEMALE HOMOSEXUALITY )NTERESTINGLY ENOUGH BOTH THIS TERM AND ITS MODERN VERSION DATE BACK TO THE EARLIEST KNOWN LESBIAN POET n 3APPHO OF ,ESBOS )F WE IMAGINE LESBIAN LITERATURE CONTAINED WITHIN ONE BOOKSHELF THEN 3APPHO S POEMS ABOUT HER LOVE FOR OTHER WOMEN WOULD BE AT THE VERY BOTTOM IN A SHELF MARKED "# (ER WORK WAS BANNED BY THE CHURCH FOR ITS hINm AMMATORY CONTENTv AND THE SILENCE SUR ROUNDING LESBIANS IN LITERATURE WAS ONLY REALLY BROKEN IN THE MODERNIST ERA WHERE STYLISTIC AND SEXUAL EXPERIMENTATION AND OPEN MINDEDNESS OFTEN WENT HAND IN HAND 4HE LESBIAN BOOKSHELF WAS BEGINNING TO LOOK A BIT FULLER THAN IT HAD FOR PREVIOUS CENTURIES AND FOR THE l RST TIME WOMEN S EXPERIENCES WITH OTH ER WOMEN WERE NOT JUST BEING WRITTEN ABOUT BUT ACTUALLY PUBLISHED 4HE ESTABLISHMENT S REACTION TO THIS WAS PREDICTABLY SCANDALIZED AND REPRES

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This week’s theme: “Highway” Highway )T IS OFTEN SAID THAT THE JOURNEY HOME FEELS QUICKER THAN WHEN YOU SET OUT n EVEN THOUGH IT S THE SAME DISTANCE BOTH WAYS 3TEPHEN REm ECTED THAT IT FELT TRUE ENOUGH FOR HIM (E WAS ALREADY HALFWAY ALONG THE HIGHWAY AND HAD ONLY TAKEN HIS LITTLE HORSE TWO WEEKS )T HAD FELT LIKE MONTHS WHEN HE WAS STARTING OUT TWO YEARS AGO !S HE LET 2ED HIS HORSE CHOOSE HIS OWN PACE THROUGH THE FOREST 3TEPHEN SUPPOSED WHEN YOU WERE DREADING WHAT YOU WERE TRAVELING TOWARDS THE JOURNEY WAS BOUND TO DRAG (E LIFTED HIS HEAD BACK AND LOOKED UP INTO THE MOUNTAINS HUNCHED ABOVE THEM ALL 4HEY WERE SHROUDED IN A BLUE MIST BUT 3TEPHEN KNEW ABOVE THAT THE PEAKS WERE SNOW CAPPED AND ETERNAL 7AR WOULD NEVER ALTER A MOUNTAIN THEY JUST LOOKED DOWN UPON THE LAND AS ALWAYS 7AR !LREADY HE WAS FORGETTING IT ALREADY IT WAS MORE FADED THAN YESTERDAY AND A WEEK FROM NOW WOULD BE MORE FADED STILL 9ET SOMEHOW IT WOULD ALWAYS MANAGE TO HAUNT HIM AND SEEM SO VIVID 3UCH COMPLEX THINGS AS WAR COULD DO THAT 3TEPHEN WAS RIDING THE HIGHWAY WHICH CUT ALMOST DIAGONALLY ACROSS THE LAND WITH SEVERAL HUNDRED OTHER MEN 4HEY WERE BATTLE SCARRED AND WEARY BUT OUTWARDLY WERE JOVIAL ENOUGH 4HEY DRIFTED OFF DAY BY DAY IN ONES AND TWOS BACK TO THE VILLAGES THEY HAD BEEN DRAFTED FROM 3TEPHEN CLOSED HIS EYES AND FELT THE STEADY HYPNOTIC RHYTHM OF HIS BRAVE LITTLE HORSE UNDER HIM AND LISTENED IN ON THE MEN HE RODE THE HIGHWAY WITH 4HEY COMPARED INJURIES AND TOLD JOKES BUT MOSTLY THEY TALKED OF THE FAMILY THE WIVES AND CHILDREN THAT AWAITED THEM 3TEPHEN SENSED THAT THESE ARMORED MEN WERE EXCITED AND IMPATIENT TO GET HOME 7HETHER THEY WERE LOSERS OR VICTORS THEY WERE VICTORS THEIR WIVES WOULD BE ALL TOO PLEASED TO SEE THEM 4HEY COULD TASTE HER HOME MADE CAKES NOW 9ET HE FELT DIFFERENT (E DID NOT KNOW WHY BUT AS 2ED S HOOVES ATE UP THE HIGHWAY AND HE REACHED HOME MUCH FASTER THAN HE LEFT HE FELTxNERVOUS 4HE MEN WERE WELCOMED AS HEROES THAT NIGHT IN A TOWN ALONG THE HIGHWAY AS THEY HAD BEEN IN THE COUNTLESS OTHER TOWNS /NCE THE HORSES AND MEN WERE FED AND WATERED AND HAD TURNED IN FOR THE NIGHT n 3TEPHEN LAY BACK ON HIS BLANKET AND STARED AT THE CEILING (E WAS TWENTY TWO (E HAD THREE BROKEN RIBS AND A SON HE HAD NEVER MET (E HAD A WIFE HE D BARELY KNOWN .OBODY EVER TOLD YOU WHAT TO DO WHEN THE l GHTING STOPPED 9OU DIDN T HAVE TO BE GEARED UP ANYMORE 4HE MOUNTAINS STILL WORE SNOWY CAPS AND THE HIGHWAY MARCHED ON AS ALWAYS

@&IRST DAY OF (IGH SCHOOL AND OH YES ON THIS l RST STEP INTO THE UNKNOWN -UM DEMANDS THAT ) WEAR A COAT 9EP THAT S IT MY SCHOOL LIFE l RMLY DOWN THE PAN FROM THE WORD GO ) MEAN COME ON WHO WEARS A COAT THESE DAYS &ASHIONABLE ONES MAYBE BUT WE ARE TALKING A BIG OLD PUFFY BLACK THING GIVING ME A CLOSE RESEMBLANCE TO THE -ICHELIN -AN @) WILL NOT HAVE YOU GETTING ILL AND THEN INFECTING BOTH ME AND YOUR FATHER (ERE COMES THE HYSTERICAL IRRATIONAL AND COMPLETELY UNREASONABLE CONCLUSIONx"LOODY MENOPAUSE )F ) EVER MANAGE TO MEET A GIRL WHO ISN T MORE INTERESTED IN PONIES AND BOY ZONE THAN ACTUAL BOYS NO MATTER HOW INADEQUATE AND FAR WORSE LOOKING THAN FUCKING 2OBBIE 7ILLIAMS OR WHATEVER THE WANKERS ARE CALLED ) MIGHT BE SHE BEST NOT ACT LIKE THIS @3O YOU WILL WEAR THIS COAT OR YOU 7),, "% '2/5.$%$ &/2 ! -/.4( $ON T PULL THAT FACE YES ! -/.4( 3O THAT S THAT SETTLED 0ROBABLY WON T HAVE ANY FRIENDS TO GO OUT WITH ANYWAY AFTER TODAY AND ANY THOUGHTS OF GIRLS ANY DECENT ONES ANYWAY ARE POINTLESS BUT ) D RATHER AT LEAST HAVE THE FREEDOM FOR LONELY WALKS TO THE POST OFl CE TO BUY CHOCOLATE AND CRISPS TO DROWN MY SORROWS 3URE TO BE ADDED TO BY MY RESULTING OBESITY 4HE GRAVEL CRUNCHES OMINOUSLY BENEATH MY SICKENINGLY UNCOOL #LARKS SHOES ANOTHER SUPERB JUDGEMENT THERE -UM EXPERT IN TEENAGE FASHION !S ) SPOT THE OTHER GUYS THROUGH THE THIN FOG STANDING BY THE BUS STOP

ALL PUFl NG AWAY IN TYPICAL OLDER STUDENT @) M COOL BECAUSE ) SMOKE ILLEGALLY STYLE A FEELING OF PURE TERROR WASHES FROM THE ENDS OF MY EARS AND THROUGH MY @WRAPPED UP NICE AND WARM ARMS 7ELL THERE S NO TURNING BACK NOW THEY VE SEEN ME /H GOOD THEY VE SEEN ME )S THAT A SMIRK ) SEE )T S THE JACKET DEl NITELY BUT NO HOPE TELLING THEM @-Y MUM MADE ME WEAR IT HARDLY THE WAY TO ESCAPE RIDICULE (EY GUYS ) M *ACOB YOU RE NEW PUNCHING BAG FOR THE NEXT THREE YEARS NICE TO MEET YOU /H SHIT 'ETTING CLOSE NOW ONLY A FEW MORE STEPSx!H THANK GOD THE COLD BACK WALL OF THE BUS SHELTER 2EFUGE OF THE &IRST 9EAR )TS HERE THAT ) l RST MEET !DAM ! SMALL KID SMALLER THAN ME BUT ON THE PODGY SIDE ) WAS IMMEDIATELY GRATEFUL TO SEE THAT HIS SHOES WERE NO BETTER THAN MINE HEAVY AND POINTED WITH LARGE LACES m OPPING OVER THE FRONT (OW DID ) EVER DOUBT YOU MUM #LARKS HAS MADE THE GRADE 9EAH RIGHT

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ADJUST YOUR SHIRT AND TIE !ND BREATHE AS THE DRIVER SIGHS @*UST ANOTHER DAY ON THE HIGHWAY 3TEPHANIE #ROSS

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Ovoo 9OU SEE THEM BESIDE WHAT PASSES FOR THE HIGHWAY IN THAT PART OF THE WORLD PILES OF BRANCHES OR STONES FESTOONED WITH WHAT LOOK LIKE SHREDDED BLUE PLASTIC BAGS )T S ONLY WHEN YOU GET CLOSER TO THE HEAPS THAT THE COLOUR STOPS BEING PLASTIC AND BECOMES SOMETHING APPARENTLY SILK 4HE GUIDE BOOK CALLS THEM KHADAG PRAYER SCARVES AND THE BLUE ONES ARE THE SKY MADE TANGIBLE 3TOP WHATEVER VEHICLE YOU ARE TRAVELLING IN AND GET OUT INTO THE DUST OR THE MUD 7ALK UP TO THE HEAP OF LUCKY BLUE SKY THAT HAS FALLEN FROM ABOVE 3TART AT A CERTAIN POINT OF ITS EDGE AND WALK ABOUT IT THREE TIMES ALWAYS CLOCKWISE /NCE YOU VE DONE YOUR WALKING ADD AN OFFERING VODKA OR MONEY IF YOU RE A VETERAN ROCKS TO INCREASE THE PILE OR A PURPLE m OWER IF YOU ARE A NOVICE #USTOM IS OVER AND YOU ARE FREE TO GO 4RAVEL WELL AND FAR 9OU VE ENSURED A SAFER JOURNEY ALONG THE HIGH WAY 3ARAH "LAKE

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)T S BEEN YEARS SINCE THE l RST 4ONY (AWK S 3KATEBOARDING GAME WAS RE LEASED ON THE 03 &OR NEARLY A DEC ADE THE FRANCHISE HELD A STRANGLE HOLD OVER THE GENRE WITH GAMES RELEASED IN TOTAL 3O IT WAS TO THE SUR PRISE OF MANY WHEN %! CHALLENGED THIS DOMINANCE BY RELEASING THE l RST 3KATE IN AND TO THE SURPRISE OF MANY MORE WHEN THE GAME ACTUALLY TURNED OUT TO BE A CRITICAL AND COM MERCIAL SUCCESS 3O NOW HERE WE ARE MONTHS LATER AND %! HAS RELEASED 3KATE BRINGING THE PLAYER BACK TO THE l C TIONAL CITY OF 3AN 6ANELONA ! LOT HAS CHANGED SINCE THE l RST GAME DUE TO A LARGE CORPORATION MOVING INTO

THE CITY WRECKING THE POPULAR SKATE SPOTS AND DEMONISING THE SKATERS 3O IT S UP TO THE PLAYER TO MASTER HIS TRICKS AVOID THE SECURITY AND GET HIS FACE ON THE FRONT OF THE NATIONAL SKATEBOARDING MAGAZINES )F YOU ARE UNFAMILIAR WITH THE l RST GAME THE MAIN DRAW WAS THE REVOLUTIONARY @m ICK IT CONTROL SYSTEM 2ATHER THAN PRESS BUTTONS TO JUMP OR PERFORM TRICKS YOU USE THE LEFT THUMBSTICK TO ROTATE YOUR CHARACTER S BODY WHILE THE RIGHT THUMBSTICK IS USED TO @OL LIE YOUR BOARD OR TO PERFORM VARI OUS TRICKS 4HE BENEl T OF THIS SYSTEM IS THAT EVERY TRICK AND MOVE IN THE GAME IS AVAILABLE FROM THE VERY BE GINNING YOU NEED ONLY MASTER THE

CONTROLS TO ACCESS THE FULL RANGE ON OFFER 4HE SYSTEM MANAGES TO @FEEL LIKE SKATEBOARDING WHERE YOU l ND YOURSELF PRACTICING FOR A PHOTOSHOOT FOR HOURS JUST TO SEE WHAT MOVES YOU CAN PULL OFF TO CATCH THAT PERFECT PIC TURE !NOTHER MAJOR UPGRADE IS IN THE @BAILING SYSTEM 4HE PLAYER CAN NOW CHOOSE TO DELIBERATELY LOSE CON TROL OF THE BOARD AND TO MANOEUVRE HIS CHARACTER INTO A MID m IGHT POSE BEFORE CRASHING PAINFULLY BACK TO EARTH %VERY MAJOR ACCIDENT IS SCORED ON HOW FAST YOU WERE GOING AND HOW MANY BONES YOUR CHARACTER MAN AGED TO BREAK SO EVEN THOSE BRAND NEW TO THE SERIES WILL BE ABLE TO GIVE

IT A GO 4HE LOCATIONS AROUND THE CITY ARE WONDERFULLY RENDERED THE TRAFl C AND LOCALS ARE EVERYWHERE AND THE CHARACTER CUSTOMISATION TOOL HAS BEEN MASSIVELY IMPROVED FROM THE l RST OUTING 4HE GAME ALSO INCLUDES A PLETHORA OF ONLINE AND MULTIPLAYER MODES TO PLAY AGAINST YOUR FRIENDS WHETHER YOU FANCY TRICK MODES OR THE APTLY NAMED @DEATHRACES /VER ALL 3KATE IS A WORTHY SUCCESSOR TO THE INITIAL GROUNDBREAKING TITLE

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7ITH THE RELEASE OF "URNOUT 0ARADISE 4HE 5LTIMATE "OX THIS WEEK IT IS IM PORTANT TO REMEMBER THAT THE FRAN CHISE HASN T ALWAYS BEEN SO CRUSH INGLY DISAPPOINTING "URNOUT 4AKEDOWN THE LAST TITLE IN THE SERIES TO BE PRODUCED BEFORE THE TAKEOVER OF DEVELOPER #RITERION BY GAMING GIANTS %! IS ARGUABLY THE BEST RACING GAME OF ALL TIME 3O WHAT MAKES "URNOUT SO GREAT &OR STARTERS THE ABSENCE OF THE POINTLESS %! ENCOURAGED GIMMICKS THAT HAVE PLAGUED THE RECENT INSTAL MENTS OF THE FRANCHISE SUCH AS THE POORLY EXECUTED OPEN WORLD MAP IN 0ARADISE 4AKEDOWN ADDED HUNDREDS MORE TRACKS CARS AND TROPHIES TO BE

UNLOCKED THAN PREVIOUS "URNOUT TI TLES 4HIS IS A DEEP YET PURE "URNOUT EXPERIENCE 3IMPLY FAST CARS AND BIG CRASHES AND LOTS OF THEM TOO 4HROW IN MULTIPLAYER MODES THAT ONLY NEED ONE CONTROLLER INCLUDING THE INFAMOUS CRASH MODE A TOP NOTCH SOUNDTRACK AND VISUALS THAT STILL STAND UP TODAY AND YOU HAVE YOURSELF A TRULY COMPLETE "URNOUT PACKAGE 4HE GLORY OF SMASHING YOUR WAY TO VICTORY WITH SWEATY PALMS AND MELTING EYES HASN T BEEN REPLICATED SINCE BOTH IN THE SERIES AND OUTSIDE OF IT "URNOUT 4AKEDOWN TRULY IS THE GREAT RACING GAME #HRISTOPHER 7ILSON

! LITTLE KNOWN FACT NOWADAYS +ON AMI USED TO HAVE NOT ONE BUT TWO FOOTBALL SERIES +ONAMI S 4OKYO BRANCH MADE THE 7INNING %LEVEN SE RIES WHICH WE ALL KNOW AND LOVE IN %UROPE TODAY AS 0RO %VOLUTION 3OCCER (OWEVER +ONAMI ALSO USED TO MAKE ANOTHER SERIES MADE BY THEIR DEVEL OPERS IN /SAKA IN *APAN IT WAS CALLED *IKKYO 7ORLD 3OCCER AND KNOWN IN THE WEST AS )NTERNATIONAL 3UPERSTAR 3OCCER OFTEN ABBREVIATED TO )33 7HILE 0RO %VOLUTION 3OCCER IS A CONCERTED EFFORT TO MAKE A TRUE RE ALISATION OF THE BEAUTIFUL GAME )33 ATTEMPTED A MORE @ARCADEY FEEL AL LOWING FOR SLICK PASSING AND MADE YARD SCREAMERS MORE REGULAR 4HE

SERIES CULMINATED IN THE SEMINAL .INTENDO ITERATION )NTERNATIONAL 3UPERSTAR 3OCCER 2ELEASED IN THE GAME BOAST ED GREAT GRAPHICS AND TAUGHT CONTROLS COMBINED WITH THE . S FOUR PLAYER CAPABILITIES 5P AGAINST THE APPALLING &)&! AND &)&! QUITE POSSIBLY THE TWO WORST INCARNATIONS OF &)&! EVER TO GRACE A GAMES CONSOLE )33 WAS EASILY THE GREATEST FOOTBALL GAME OF ITS TIME !S 0RO %VO BECAME MORE POPULAR )33 ENDURED A LONG AND PROTRACTED DECLINE UNTIL ITS EVENTUAL DEATH A FEW YEARS AGO ! SHAME AS )33 SHOWED WHAT AN EXCELLENT SERIES IT WAS +ARL $AVIES

!N INTERESTING NEW TITLE FROM 2ADICAL %NTERTAINMENT THE MAIN PROTAGONIST HAS PSYCHIC AND SHAPESHIFTING ABILI TIES 0ROMISING A SANDBOX EXPERI ENCE 0ROTOTYPE LOOKS LIKE IT WILL ALLOW CUNNING PLAYERS DEVIOUS METHODS TO COMPLETE AN OBJECTIVE

Chronicles of Riddick: Assault on Dark Athena 4HE PREVIOUS 2IDDICK TITLE %SCAPE FROM "UTCHER "AY WAS A REAL BREATH OF FRESH AIR ! SURPRISINGLY DARK AND BROODING TITLE THE CLAUSTROPHOBIC GAMEPLAY CREATED A DEEPLY ATMOSPHERIC EXPERI ENCE 4HE NEW GAME AIMS TO BUILD ON THIS VIA THE CURRENT HARDWARE AND THE DEVELOPER IS PROMISING A REMASTERED VERSION OF %SCAPE FROM "UTCHER "AY TO BE INCLUDED WITH THE NEW GAME +ARL $AVIES

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"E THE THIRD WHEEL TO YOUR 46 THIS VALENTINES DAY AS YOU SNUGGLE UP WITH THESE LOVELY COUPLES

Will and Grace /K SO MAYBE HOMOSEXUAL 7ILL AND HIS STRAIGHT ROOMMATE WOULDN T BE TOP ON MOST PEOPLE S LISTS OF GREATEST 46 COUPLES 4HEY DON T GAZE LOVINGLY ACROSS THE ROOM AT ONE ANOTHER THEY DON T ENGAGE IN PASSIONATE LOVE SCENES AND THEY DON T MARRY ONE ANOTHER AT THE END OF THE SERIES "UT DOES THAT MAKE THEIR RELATIONSHIP ANY LESS IMPORTANT .OT AT ALL 4HE CHEMISTRY BETWEEN THE TWO STILL RUNS HIGH AND THEIR AFFECTION FOR EACH OTHER IS SECOND TO NONE )T IS A RUNNING JOKE AMONG THEIR FRIENDS THAT THEY ARE LIKE A @MAR RIED COUPLE AND INDEED THEIR ABILITY TO l NISH EACH OTHER S SENTENCES CREATES AN IMAGE OF AN OLD MARRIED COUPLE BICKERING OVER THE DINNER TABLE 4HE STRENGTH OF THEIR FRIENDSHIP WAS SUCH THAT 'RACE S LOVERS OFTEN FELT THREATENED BY 7ILL AND MANY VIEWERS WANTED THEM TO GET TOGETH ER DESPITE THEIR DIFFERENT SEXUAL ORIENTATIONS 'RACE MAY HAVE TRIED TO DISTANCE HERSELF FROM 7ILL BY MOVING TO AN APARTMENT ACROSS THE HALL BUT THEIR INABILITY TO LIVE APART FROM EACH OTHER FOR LONG WAS REVEALED WHEN SHE MOVED

BACK SHORTLY AFTERWARDS 4HEIR RELATIONSHIP MAY NOT HAVE ALWAYS BEEN PLAIN SAILING BUT AS IN THE BEST PAIRINGS THEIR ARGUMENTS ONLY SERVED TO MAKE THEM STRONGER 7ILL AND 'RACE MAY NOT BE THE l RST TWO PEO PLE YOU COME UP WITH WHEN YOU THINK OF 46 S BEST COUPLES 4HEY MAY NOT EVEN BE THE LAST "UT THEIR FRIENDSHIP IS CERTAINLY ONE OF THE MOST AMUSING AND ENGAGING ON 46 ,INDSAY (ARRIS

Alice and Hugo ,OVE IS AN ESSENTIAL INGREDIENT IN SITUATION COMEDIES THE GROWING RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN A MAN AND A WOMAN OFFER SOME OF THE BEST QUIPS FROM THE NUTTY MARRIAGE OF &RANK AND "ETTY IN 3OME -OTHERS $O @!VE @%M TO THE RATHER DUBIOUS ASSOCIATION BETWEEN 3GT 7ILSON AND -RS 0IKE IN THE IMMORTAL $AD S !RMY PROVID ING SOME OF THE MOST GENUINELY FUNNY MO MENTS THAT "RITISH TELEVISION HAS EVER SEEN /NE OF THE MOST ENDEARING AND UNMISTAK ABLY CHARMING COUPLES IN THE MODERN SITCOM HAS TO BE THE PAIRING OF THE NAÕVE !LICE 4INKER AND THE HUMOROUS (UGO (ORTON FROM ""# S 4HE 6ICAR OF $IBLEY 3INCE THE VERY START OF THE

Ross and Rachel )N HIGH SCHOOL 2OSS 'ELLAR HAD BEEN IN FATUATED WITH THE BEAUTIFUL 2ACHEL 'REEN )N THEY MET AGAIN AND EMBARKED ON A DECADE LONG WILL THEY WON T THEY ROLLERCOASTER RELATIONSHIP (OWEVER TRUE LOVE S COURSE NEVER RAN SMOOTH AND TRAGIC MISTIMING HAUNTED THE COUPLE -OST NOTABLY 2ACHEL ONLY REAL ISED SHE STILL LOVED 2OSS WHEN HE WAS DAYS FROM MARRYING %MILY (ER m IGHT TO %NG LAND TO PREVENT THEIR MARRIAGE ONLY RE SULTED IN 2OSS UTTERING THE IMMORTAL LINE h) 2OSS TAKE THEE 2ACHELxHAx%MILYv 6EGAS SAW A SECOND TRAGIC h) DO v 4HIS TIME THOUGH THE BRIDE WAS 2ACHEL AND BOTH SPOUSES WERE FAR FROM SOBER )N SPITE OF 2OSS S ATTEMPTS TO STAY MARRIED TO 2ACHEL WITHOUT HER KNOWLEDGE hTHE WORLD S WORST HANGOVERv HAD TO COME TO AN END 7HETHER OR NOT THE COUPLE WERE OF l CIALLY hON A BREAKv WHEN 2OSS SLEPT WITH HOT 8EROX CHICK #HLOE WAS ANOTHER

CONTENTIOUS ISSUE )T FORMED THE MEAT OF 2ACHEL S PAGE hFRONT AND BACK v LETTER TO 2OSS AND WAS THE REASON FOR THE COU PLE S SPLIT IN SERIES THREE )N SPITE OF ALL THIS THE OVERWHELM ING FEELING WAS THAT THE COUPLE SHOULD BE TOGETHER 7HO COULD FORGET THEIR l RST LONG AWAITED MOONLIGHT KISS IN THE COF FEE SHOP /R THEIR ALL TOO PUBLIC NIGHT OF PLANETARIUM PASSION "Y SERIES EIGHT THEY EVEN HAD A CHILD TOGETHER 4HEY WERE hLOBSTERSv MEANT TO BE )N SPITE OF ALL THEIR m AWS 2OSS AND 2ACHEL ACHIEVED THEIR (APPILY %VER !FTER IN THE SEASON l NALE 7HEN 2ACHEL DISEM BARKED HER m IGHT TO 0ARIS BOUND FOR HER DREAM CAREER IN FASHION TO LIVE INSTEAD WITH THE MAN WHO HAD ONCE DONNED HIS FATHER S TUX TO PREVENT HER FROM BEING DATELESS ON PROM NIGHT 2OSS AND 2ACHEL S STATUS AS THE CLASSIC 46 COUPLE WAS EN SURED #ATHY 0ETERS

SHOW THE CHARACTERS COURTED EACH OTHER IN THE WAY A COUPLE OF LOVE SICK SCHOOL KIDS WOULD DO IT S OBVIOUS THAT THERE S AN ATTRACTION BUT WHETHER THE DIMWITTED DUO WOULD EVER MAN AGE TO DELIVER THAT ELUSIVE l RST KISS WAS ANOTH ER MATTER ENTIRELY )N FACT THE l RST KISS SCENARIO WAS THE TOPIC OF AN ENTIRE EPISODE OF THE SHOW WHICH SOON LED TO !LICE AND (UGO S COMICAL AND OVER THE TOP WEDDING COMPLETE WITH "ECOME AS !L ICE S FAVOURITE @HYMN AND THE 4ELETUBBIES AS BRIDESMAIDS )N FACT THE PUBLIC LIKED THE EPI SODE @,OVE AND -ARRIAGE SO MUCH THAT THEY VOTED !LICE AND (UGO S HOLY UNION AS THEIR FAVOURITE 46 WEDDING OF ALL TIME 4HE REASON WHY !LICE AND (UGO ARE SUCH A WINNING COUPLE IS BECAUSE OF THE FACT THEY RE SO INNOCENT THE SCRIPTED SEXUAL INNUENDO IS WONDERFULLY UNDERPLAYED BY %MMA #HAMBERS AND *AMES &LEET AND IT S EASY FOR THE AUDIENCE TO BELIEVE THAT THEY REALLY ARE JUST A PAIR OF CLUE LESS YOUNGSTERS IN THEIR l RST PROPER GROWN UP RELATIONSHIP %VERYBODY SAY hAWWWv %LEANOR "ROWN

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NESE 7HISPERS OCCURS ALONG THE WAY BECAUSE ALL THAT SEEMS TO GET THROUGH TO THE VIEWER IS h4HIS ISN T FOR YOU v !ND THAT S BECAUSE -AD -EN ISN T FOR YOU )T S SLICK HAIRED PHILANDERERS IN AN OFl CE SMOKING DRINKING AND COPULATING LIKE THEY VE GOT MONEY RIDING ON WHICH ORGAN WILL PACK IN l RST )T S 4HE )4 #ROWD BEFORE COMPUTERS OR JOKES BUT YOU SHOULDN T ALLOW THAT TO DISINTER EST YOU BECAUSE TRUTH BE TOLD -AD -EN ISN T REALLY @FOR ANYONE IT JUST EXISTS LIKE THE 7ORLD -USIC SECTION IN (-6 UNDERAPPRECIATED AND YET ANNOYINGLY CONl DENT #OMICALLY SURNAMED CREATOR -ATTHEW 7EINER WHO HONED HIS CRAFT ON LATTER SERIES OF 4HE 3OPRANOS AND -AD -EN CONTINUES THE TRADI

Teenage Kicks (OW ADOLESCENT ANGST IS PORTRAYED ON OUR 4ELLY "OXES 4HIS WEEK SAW THE LATEST FROM THE KIDS OF AND 3KINS AND THEIR POST MAKEOVER ATTEMPTS BUT DOES A FRESH NEW CAST AND A BRIGHT CLAIM TO PORTRAY WHAT @REAL KIDS ARE UP TO REALLY WIPE OUT THE SINS OF THE OLD /F COURSE 3KINS HAS ALWAYS MAINTAINED THIS AS ITS PRIMARY GOAL AND WITH AN ENTIRELY NEW CAST TAKING THE REINS THIS YEAR ITS SET OUT TO ACHIEVE THE SUCCESS IT ENJOYED IN ITS l RST TWO SERIES *UDGING BY THE l RST OUTING IT HAS 4HE WRITING IS WITTY THE PLOTS EQUAL PART HUMOUR AND INDIVIDUAL DILEMMA AND THE CHAR ACTERS HAVE REAL POTENTIAL TO IMPRESS 4HEIR DECI SION NOT TO FOLLOW ITS ORIGINALS TO UNIVERSITY HAS PAID OFF AND MANY OTHERS HAVE FOLLOWED SUIT IN RECENT YEARS /NE 4REE (ILL FOR EXAMPLE WHILE ORIGINAL LY FOLLOWING THE LIVES OF !MERICAN TEENAGERS CHOSE TO PASS THEIR COLLEGE YEARS BY OPTING IN STEAD TO JUMP FOUR YEARS INTO THE FUTURE FOR ITS l FTH SEASON AVOIDING THE TRAPS SO MANY OTHERS HAVE FALLEN INTO 7ITH THESE TYPES OF DRAMA LOS ING POPULARITY FOR TODAY S SAVVY TEENS IT HAS BE COME CRUCIAL FOR SHOWS TO REVITALISE THE FORMULA IN SOME SIGNIl CANT WAY TO ACHIEVE ANY KIND OF SUCCESS 'OSSIP 'IRL ARGUABLY THE MOST POPULAR OF ITS TYPE AT PRESENT HAS DONE JUST THAT MIXING THE TROUBLES OF TEENAGE LIFE WITH THE EXCESSES OF HIGH SOCIETY IN A WAY 4HE / # COULD NEVER GET QUITE RIGHT 3MALLVILLE TOO HAS BECOME SURPRIS INGLY MORE @GROWN UP THIS YEAR WITH A NEW WRITING TEAM AND SEVERAL MAIN STARS HAVING DEPARTED THE SHOW HAS CHOSEN TO DISCARD ANY SOLID IDEA OF THE CHARACTERS AGES LEAVING AUDI ENCES WITH MUCH MORE ADULT FEEL AND MATURE PLOT LINES 4HIS IT FEELS IS WHERE THE NEW VERSION OF

HAS FALLEN DOWN 7HILE IT HAS STILL PROVED TO BE FAIRLY POPULAR IN THE 53 SO FAR JUDGING BY ITS UNIMAGINATIVE PLOTLINES AND ARCHETYPAL CHARACTERS THIS MAY BE SHORT LIVED 3ADLY IT S JUST ALL BEEN DONE BEFORE IN THIS CASE QUITE LITER ALLY 4HAT IS NOT TO SAY IT ISN T ENJOYABLE ENOUGH IT JUST DOESN T SEEM TO HAVE THE INDIVIDUALITY TO DRAW VIEWERS WEEK AFTER WEEK )N THESE TIMES OF A MEDIA CONSCIOUS YOUTH TEENS MAY BE OPT ING INSTEAD FOR MORE SELF REm ECTIVE AND AUDI ENCE AWARE SHOWS SUCH AS 3KINS AND 'OSSIP 'IRL WITH THOSE LESS ORIGINAL OPTING INSTEAD TO MOD IFY THEIR FORMAT OR TARGET AUDIENCE IN RESPONSE 4IME WILL TELL BUT IT SEEMS THAT THE MOMENT FOR SQUEAKY CLEAN PICTURE PERFECT REPRESENTATIONS OF TEEN LIFE IS OVER #AROLINE 0REECE

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/VER THE LAST YEAR 3OAPBOX HAS ELBOWED ITS WAY INTO OUR COLLECTIVE CONSCIENCE AND CEMENTED ITS POSITION AS .ORWICH S l NEST PROMOTER 4HIS HOUR MARATHON IN THE !RTS #ENTRE IS A TESTA MENT TO ITS DIVERSITY SPANNING MUSIC COMEDY AND SPOKEN WORD 4HERE S A FREE LUNCHTIME PREVIEW AND A TORRENT OF OCCASIONALLY INSPIR ING OCCASIONALLY BEMUSING /PEN -IC PER FORMERS BUT THE EVENT REALLY BEGINS AT PM WHEN THE MAIN ACTS START TO APPEAR !FTER AN UN 0# ONSLAUGHT FROM THE ,/, COMEDY CLUB THE DELICATE 3ULA -AE $EANE IS THE l RST MUSI CIAN AND DOES A VALIANT JOB OF SPLICING THROUGH THE BEER MIST !RMED ONLY WITH HER PIANO AND HER VOICE SHE DELIVERS SONGS TINGED WITH 2E GINA 3PEKTOR ISH BEAUTY

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The Curious Case of Benjamin Button (YPED FOR WHAT HAS SEEN LIKE MONTHS ON END 4HE #URIOUS #ASE OF "ENJAMIN "UTTON IS A NOVEL DRAMA THAT ULTIMATELY FAILS TO LIVE UP TO ITS LOFTY EXPECTATIONS )NSPIRED BY A SHORT STORY OF & 3COTT &ITZGERALD $AVID &INCHER S NEW WORK GREATLY EX PANDS UPON THE TALE S SIMPLE NOTION OF A MAN WHO AGES BACKWARDS INTO A MINUTE LONG EPIC THAT REMAINS RATHER POINTLESS 2ARELY DOES ONE FEEL ENGAGED IN THE SUBJECT OF THIS MODERN ODYSSEY THAT CHARTS ODD YEARS OF !MERICAN HISTORY THROUGH THE PROTAGONIST S OWN PECULIAR GROWTH &OR WHILE THE MAIN CHARACTERS OF "ENJAMIN AND HIS OBJECT OF AFFECTION $AISY ARE AD MIRABLY PERFORMED BY "RAD 0ITT AND #ATE "LANCHETT RESPECTIVELY THEY ARE PORTRAYED AS RATHER PASSIVE OBSERV ERS OF THE MOMENTOUS EVENTS OF THE TH CENTURY "ENJAMIN S TURBULENT JOURNEY FROM A SLEEPY REST HOME PAST l RST LOVE WITH 4ILDA 3WINTON S

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Revolutionary Road Dir: Sam Mendes Release Date: 30/1/09

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Dir: Peter Sollett Release Date: 30/1/09

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He’s Just Not That Into You Dir: Ken Kwapis Release Date: 6/2/09

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Bolt 3-D

Dir: Byron Howard & Chris Williams Release Date: 6/2/09

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Death Race

Dir: Peter Cattaneo Release date: 09/03/09

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Dir: Paul W.S. Anderson Release date: 02/02/09

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3OME RECENT COMMENTARY HAS DECRIED THE l LM WORLD S MOST FAMOUS AWARDS CEREMONY AS INm UENCED BY POLITICS RATHER THAN ORIGINAL DECISION MAKING 9ET AS #HRIS 7ILSON EXPLAINS THE /SCARS NEED TO BE ROBUSTLY DEFENDED AGAINST SUCH CHARGES FOR THIS YEAR S l ELD LEAVES PLENTY OF OPTIMISM THAT THE !CADEMY WILL MAKE SOME INSPIRING AND POPULAR DECISIONS

ANY PEOPLE ARE OF THE OPINION THAT THE !CAD EMY !WARDS HAVE LOST THEIR WAY IN RECENT YEARS 3OME UNPOPU LAR CHOICES HAVE SERVED TO THROW THE GULF BETWEEN PUBLIC OPINION AND THE !CADEMY S CHOICE OF WHO WILL GET THE COVETED /SCAR INTO WIDER PERSECTIVE 4HE RESULT IS THAT THE CEREMONY HAS ATTRACTED SOME MORE UNFAVOURABLE COMMENTS THAN WENT BEFORE )T IS IMPORTANT TO REMEMBER HOWEVER THAT WHETHER YOU AGREE OR DISAGREE WITH WHAT THE !CADEMY HAS TO SAY THE /SCARS ARE DESPITE THE AT TEMPTS OF THE "!&4!S AND THE 'OLD EN 'LOBES THE BE ALL AND END ALL OF MOVIE AWARDS 7INNING AN /SCAR STILL IS AND ALWAYS WILL BE THE HOLY GRAIL OF CINEMATIC ACHIEVEMENT 4HIS YEAR IS LIKE NO OTHER AS FAR AS NOMINATIONS ARE CONCERNED 5N LIKE IN PREVIOUS YEARS THERE IS A POS SIBILITY THAT ANY ONE OF THE l VE l LMS NOMINATED IN THE HEADLINE "EST -O

“Winning an Oscar still is, and always will be, the holy grail of cinematic achievement” TION 0ICTURE CATEGORY COULD WIN THE GOLDEN STATUE 4HIS MAKES A WELCOME CHANGE FROM PREVIOUS YEARS WHEN THE AWARD HAS ALWAYS FELT LIKE A ONE OR TWO HORSE RACE -OST NOTICEABLY LAST YEAR WHEN THE AWARD WAS CERTAIN TO GO TO EITHER THE #OENS MAGNIl CENT THRILL ER .O #OUNTRY FOR /LD -EN OR THE $ANIEL $AY ,EWIS VEHICLE 4HERE 7ILL BE "LOOD *UNO AND COMPANY MAY AS WELL HAVE NOT TURNED UP 4HIS YEAR HOW EVER WITH NOMINATIONS FOR 3LUMDOG -ILLIONAIRE &ROST .IXON 4HE #URIOUS #ASE OF "ENJAMIN "UTTON -ILK AND 4HE 2EADER ONLY THE LATTER APPEARS TO HAVE RECEIVED ANY

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“Films that truly deserve the glory that comes with an Os- car win will receive NEGATIVE PRESS 4HE ACTING AWARDS ALSO DEMON STRATE THEIR FAIR SHARE OF COMPETITION THIS YEAR %VEN THOUGH THE "EST 3UP PORTING !CTOR NOD SEEMS HIGHLY LIKELY TO GO TO THE LATE (EATH ,EDGER FOR HIS TRULY GROUND BREAKING PORTRAYAL OF COMIC BOOK CLOWN AND YIN TO "AT MAN S YANG 4HE *OKER -ICHAEL 3HAN NON FOR 2EVOLUTIONARY 2OAD OR *OSH "ROLIN FOR HIS PART IN -ILK COULD JUST AS EASILY TAKE HOME THE /SCAR !ND WHILE LAST YEAR SAW $ANIEL $AY ,EWIS STROLL INTO (OLLYWOOD AL MOST POSITIVE HE WOULD LEAVE WITH THE AWARD FOR "EST ,EADING -ALE THIS YEAR S FANTASTICALLY RECEIVED POR TRAYALS OF .IXON AND (ARVEY -ILK COULD EASILY STEAL THE BUZZ AWAY FROM -ICKEY 2OURKE S ROLE AS PROFESSION AL WRESTLER 2ANDY @4HE 2AM 4HIS YEAR ALSO SEES A STRONG FORCE OF "RITISH PRODUC TIONS RECEIVING NOMINATIONS /BVIOUSLY 3LUM

DOG S NOMINATIONS DEMONSTRATE THIS ALONE BUT WITH THE ADDITION OF A HEAVILY TIPPED WIN FOR +ATE 7INS LET IN THE BEST ACTRESS CATEGORY AND POTENTIAL AWARDS ELSEWHERE FOR "RIT PRODUCTIONS (APPY 'O ,UCKY AND 4HE $UCHESS THIS YEAR COULD BE ONE OF THE 5NITED +INGDOM S BEST SHOWINGS AT THE !CADEMY !WARDS 4HOSE WHO SUGGEST THAT THESE PAR TICULAR AWARDS DEMONSTRATE A LACK OF RELEVANCE ANYMORE NEED ONLY LOOK TOWARDS THE TECHNICAL ACHIEVEMENT NOMINATIONS (IGHLY CELEBRATED BY CRITICS AND FANS ALIKE #HRISTOPHER .OLAN S COMIC BOOK CRIME THRILLER 4HE $ARK +NIGHT HAS RECEIVED A STAG GERING EIGHT NOMINATIONS DEMON STRATING THAT THE !CADEMY AREN T AFRAID TO HAND OUT PRAISE TO A BIG SUMMER BLOCKBUSTER !ND WHILE THEY MAY ONLY BE FOR TECHNICAL ACHIEVE MENTS POTENTIAL VICTORIES FOR )RON -AN 7ANTED AND (ELLBOY 4HE 'OLD EN !RMY ARE SET TO PLEASE THOSE WHO USUALLY IGNORE THE /SCARS FOR THEIR GENERAL BIAS AGAINST THE BLOCKBUSTER 4O SPEAK ABOUT THIS YEAR S CER EMONY STRICTLY IN TERMS OF COMPETI TION HOWEVER IS TO IGNORE SOME OF

THE LESSER CATEGORIES )T IS HIGHLY LIKELY THAT 7ALL % WILL WALK AWAY WITH THE STATUE FOR "EST !NIMATED &EATURE AND ANIMATED )SRAELI DOCUMENTARY 7ALTZ WITH "ASHIR SIMPLY BASED ON ITS RE CEPTION WHEN IT WAS ANNOUNCED AS A NOMINATION IS EXPECTED TO LEAVE WITH THE "EST &OREIGN ,ANGUAGE &ILM AWARD -AN ON 7IRE IS ALSO HEAVILY TIPPED TO GET THE /SCAR FOR "EST $OCU

it” CAGO WINNING IN PREVIOUS YEARS YOU CAN BE EXCUSED FOR EXPRESSING SOME BEMUSEMENT TOWARDS THE !CADEMY "UT WITH A BOARD OF NOMINATIONS AS STRONG AS THAT OF THIS YEARS IT APPEARS THE !CADEMY ARE l NALLY REWARDING l LMS THAT DESERVE THE RECOGNITION

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10th • China China China!!! opening. Sainsbury Centre. 10am. £4 • Sarah Gillespie. Nowich Arts Centre. 8pm. £8 NUS • When I’m 64 LCR. 10pm. £3.50 adv

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• Talk: ‘Money.Sex.Power.Fun. What can Jesus offer me?’. Bill Wilson Room. 1pm. Free • Reel Big Fish. LCR. 7.30pm. £13.70 • Sports Night. Blue Bar. 8pm. Free

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• Shockwaves NME Awards 2009. LCR. 7pm. Sold Out • Film: The Incredible Hulk. LT1. 7.30pm. £2.75 • The Hamsters play Jimi Hendrix, ZZ Top and The Hamsters! The Waterfront. 7.30pm. £12.50 • Games Night: Guitar Hero. Blue Bar. 8.30pm. Free

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• Film: Boys Don’t Cry. LT1. 7.30pm. Free • Music Night: BreakSoc Showcase. Blue Bar. 8pm. Free • Killamonjambo. Norwich Arts Centre. 8pm. £5 • Rawkus + Bullet For My Valentine DJ set. The Waterfront. 10pm. £3.50 NUS

14th • MagiMation II. Norwich Puppet Theatre. 10am. £20 • The Counterfeit Stones. The Playhouse. 8pm. £18.50 • Imperial Leisure. Norwich Arts Centre. 8pm. £6 • Meltdown + Britpoppin’. The Waterfront. 10pm. £3.50 NUS • A List w/ Harmony. LCR. 10pm. £4.50 adv

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• The Three Bears. Norwich Puppet Theatre. 2.30pm. £5 NUS • Children of Bodom / Cannibal Corpse. LCR. 7pm. £16.50 • Pub Quiz. Blue Bar. 7.30pm. Free

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• Cool Frogs. Norwich Puppet Theatre. 2.30pm. £5 NUS • Duncan Oakley. The HIve. 8pm. £4.50

17th • The Town Mouse & The Country Mouse. Norwich Arts Centre. 2pm/4pm. £4 NUS • The Kabeedies. The Waterfront. 7.30pm. £6 • Beoga. Norwich Arts Centre. 8pm. £8 NUS • Skool Daze. LCR. 10pm. £3.50 adv

18th

• The Insect Circus. The Playhouse. 2.30pm/6.30pm. £7 NUS • The Tempest by William Shakespeare. UEA Drama Studio. 7.30pm. £3.50 NUS • Comedy Store. The Forum. 8pm. £10.20 NUS • Sports Night. Blue Bar. 8pm. Free

19th

• Imelda May. The Waterfront. 7.30pm. £10 • Fence Collective ft King Creosote. Norwich Arts Centre. 8pm. £10 • Its David O’Doherty Time! The Playhouse. 8pm. £10 NUS • Games Night: Rock Band. Blue Bar. 8.30pm. Free • Silent Disco. LCR. 10pm. Sold Out

20th • The Tempest by William Shakespeare. UEA Drama Studio. 7.30pm. £3.50 NUS • Barry Cryer - Still Alive. The Playhouse. 7.30pm. £17.50 • Film: The Duchess. LT1. 7.30pm. £2.75 • Wombatwombat. Norwich Arts Centre. 8pm. £6 • 80s Night + Motor City Magic. 10pm. £3.50 NUS

21st • The Brilliant Bag Show. Norwich Puppet Theatre. 4pm. £5 NUS • Wild Beasts. Norwich Arts Centre. 8pm. £7 • Pappy’s Fun Club: Funergy! The Playhouse. 8pm. £10 • Meltdown + Ska’d Up. The Waterfront. 10pm. £3.50 NUS • Now 90s. LCR. 10pm. £4.50 adv

22nd • Acoustic Music Event. Norwich Puppet Theatre. 5pm. £5 NUS • A Day To Remember. The Waterfront. 7pm. £9 • The Wombats. LCR. 7pm. Sold Out • Pub Quiz. Blue Bar. 7.30pm. Free

23rd • Tonight is Goodbye + Attack Attack. The Waterfront. 7.30pm. £7.50 • Flhip Flhop: Everything Happens on the Break. The Playhouse. 7.30pm. £8 NUS • The Monday Night Alternative ft Chris Hicks. Norwich Arts Centre. 8pm. £5

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