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"I ' m a Ph. D., and I 'v ", t.eeo an ant i vi vi sec ti oni s t for dbout f i f t een year s now . By t he ...ay , did you know t ha t ~u rros e -b red dnima ls make be t ter reset rch toO ls t han pound a n lNis 1 ~
· Vl ola t ors of aniMal wel fare laws ar e neve" p "os ~ru te d because t hese l aws ar e nevl;r e... rerced, It's a joke! . . . But I f legisl a t ion i s passed t o s top pound seizure , shel t e rs could not sell an t~ls t o re s e ~rc h l abora t or ie s because i t would be i l legal ~
"As an arllmal- r l ght ', ec ttv t s t I can Ident ify with t he f reedom f i ght er s . I of other l i ber dt i on movements . Just hc,e that so~ of t he ta c ti cs ~ l oy e d by the A. l . r . and othe r -enegade groups aren' t percei ved as a threa t by the statu s quo. ~ ~ We have the upper hand and we can bring t hese ~ l t l-.t l lf on dollar congl omer..t es to the ir knees ! . . . How1 Well. I f enough of us show up on thefr door step du.- i ng our lu nch hou r t cecrrcv, we can ma~e life extremely uncomfortable for the m. ·
~ Yo u know what J di d today? I told • bunch of por k gun1er s. who chop up' hogs for a liv i ng. that rac i ng t heir pigs at the "ounty fa ir Is cr uel and 1nhUlNlne . ~
The char acters you have just encountered are not acto r s , but m@rely figme nts of the ir own flugfnatf on . . . presented for your conslMntfon .
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