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Arizona comes to georgia, PAGE 6 | new green gardening column debuts, PAGE 11 brooklyn comes to the bean, page 15 | AASU masquers’ mousetrap review, page 22 JUl 14-20, 2010 news, arts & Entertainment weekly free connectsavannah.com

politics A voter’s guide to the busy primary election season | 8

Barrel of laughs

After she left her law practice, Karen Morgan set her sights on a standup comedy career.

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music Our intrepid critic reviews the recent Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeros show | 17

Theatre Brittny Hargrove & Ryan McCurdy star in The Last Five Years at Muse (formerly Indigo) | 21

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Tybee Third Thursday

What: Free concert features singerJan Spillane.

When: July 15, 5:30-6:30 p.m.

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Film: Rethink Afghanistan

What: Iraq Veterans

Against the War group hosts this screening.

When: Thu. July 15, 7 p.m.

Where: Sentient Bean, 13 E. Park Ave. Cost: $5 suggested

Lunatics, Lawyers and Loons What: Scientist Chuck

Watson discusses risk assessment, including the Gulf Oil Spill, LNG terminal and harbor deepening.

When: Thu. July 15, 7 p.m.

Where: First Presbyterian Church, 520 E. Washington Cost: Free, open to public

An Evening of Irving Berlin

What: Savannah Commu-

nity Theatre presents this revue of timeless tunes.

When: Thu. July 15, 7:30 p.m., Fri. July 16, 7:30 p.m.

Where: Plantation Clubhouse at the Landings Cost: $15-27.50

Theater: The Mousetrap What: AASU’s Masquers

present Agatha Christie’s classic whodunit.

When: Thu. July 15, 7:30 p.m., Fri. July 16, 7:30 p.m., Sat. July 17, 7:30 p.m., Sun. July 18, 3 p.m.

Where: Jenkins Hall Theater, 11935 Abercorn St. Cost: $10

Left, From These Roots explores African basket-making tradition on Thursday; right, The Mousetrap continues.

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Where: Forsyth Park, Corner of Park and Bull, Cost: Free

Humane Society Holiday Sale Benefit What: A sale of holiday

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When: Sat. July 17, 9 a.m.-1 p.m.

Where: Humane Society , 7215 Sallie Mood Dr. Info: 912-354-9515

Theater: The Last 5 Years

Polk’s Market

What: A romantic comedy starring Brian Hooks.

When: Fri. July 16, 8 p.m.

Where: Civic Center, 301 W. Oglethorpe St. Cost: $22.50-28.50

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cal about a couple telling about their relationship.

When: Fri. July 16, 8 p.m., Sat. July 17, 8 p.m., Sun. July 18, 8 p.m.

Where: Muse Arts Warehouse (Indigo Arts Center) 703D Louisville Rd. Cost: $15

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Forsyth Farmers’ Market

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Where: Polk’s Market, 530 E. Liberty St.

Bobcat Birthday Bash What: Take a guided walk

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When: Sat. July 17, 12 p.m.2 p.m.

Where: Oatland Island Wildlife Center, 711 Sandtown Rd. Cost: Info: 912-395-1500.

Ballroom Dance Party What: Moon River Dancers

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Where: Frank G. Murray Community Center, 160 Whitemarsh Island Rd. Cost: $10/members, $15/ non-members

Laughs for Lemonade

What: Comediennes Karen

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When: Sat. July 17, 8 p.m.

Where: Lucas Theatre, 32 Abercorn St. Cost: $25-100

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When: July 18, 8:30 a.m.

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Battle of the Choirs What: Gospel Concert

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When: July 18, 6-10 p.m.

Where: Trustees Theater, 216 E. Broughton St. Cost: $20/adv

Film: The Square (Australia, 2008)

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Film: Treasure of the Sierra Madre (USA, 1948)

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What: Performance blends dance, call-andresponse and percussive handclaps. Presented by Georgia Historical Society.

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Film: Jesse James Meets Frankenstein’s Daughter (USA, 1966)

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From These Roots

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July 15, 6 p.m.

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Arizona comes to Georgia

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of Latinos here, illegal or legal, is just not high enough yet to be a threat at election time.

Certainly much of the outcry against SB 1070 is hyperbolic, chiefly the complaint that it’s a “your papers please” law. The law as written explicitly states that a drivers license in most cases will be enough for law enforcement to presume someone is in the U.S. legally.

But the law is onerous in that if a suspect doesn’t cough up some ID — even if they’re perfectly legal and just out for a walk and happened to leave it at home — they can be detained for a lengthy immigration check.

I suspect in the worst case, law enforcement officers seeking to intimidate might use such a lengthy detention to break up families and send a message that certain people should just pack up and leave. For example, how many pre–teens carry ID? In any case, a potentially draconian law which depends on the good intentions of the police to keep it from becoming actually draconian is a bad law by definition.

While most of my dispute with SB 1070 has to do with Fourth Amendment issues, the racial issue cannot be ignored. The law actually

requires a form of racial profiling from Arizona police, in that they are duty-bound to check the immigration status of anyone they suspect of being in the country illegally.

And how else would police be expected to suspect someone of being an illegal immigrant, if not for their ethnicity? Their haircut?

Their shoes? Their vehicle? The entire exercise devolves into absurdity very quickly.

(And of course there’s the inevitable flip side: All those freckle-faced, fair-haired, paleskinned white people who will be pulled over and asked for ID so that police departments won’t be accused of racial profiling. If you’ve been to an airport lately you know what I’m talking about.)

In these matters, context is everything.

Sadly, one thing that is sorely missing today in American society and media is any real discussion of context.

So here’s the context: SB 1070 is just one of several measures Arizona has passed this year which specifically target Latinos as an ethnic group.

The others include: • Teachers with “heavy accents” are no longer allowed to teach English in Arizona public schools. (No word on whether those with Brooklyn or Southern accents can continue teaching.)

• No more classes which “advocate ethnic solidarity” will be permitted in Arizona public schools.

Those who would say SB 1070 and the above pair of measures are all just isolated examples sound similar to Jim Crow–era

largest hole in the ground. That’d be like admitting I can tell a great YouPorn clip from a so–so one just by looking at the thumbnails — who’d cop to that?

Nevertheless, in order to at least sound somewhat authoritative, I’ll confess that I did stay in Arizona a couple times. I hauled drywall on a truck out to Sun City one summer (though I couldn’t figure out why those geezers would add bedrooms in communities where their kids can’t move back in with them), and later I earned a J.D. there (though I still dunno why I carried out such a fool’s errand as that.)

I’ve been there. Long time, G.I.

So I do have a good sense of why even the Joad family rolled through without stopping.

And the first thing we masses need to get about the drunken–redneck uncle of the states is that even though 25 percent of it lies (or, at least fibs & breaks treaties) within various Indian reservations, it is, clearly, the single biggest quasi–closeted klavern west of Hayden, Idaho.

These crackers are in it for the long haul, like Eichmann’s kids and David Duke. Heck, back in ’87, car dealer–cum– impeached Governor Evan Mecham (aka “Mr. Pickaninny” — Google it) rescinded Klanizona’s MLK

This is how out of control the immigration issue is in America: The governor of Arizona is making an endorsement in the Georgia governor’s race.

Karen Handel, currently jockeying for position with John Oxendine at the top of the crowded Republican field, is touting her recent endorsement by Jan Brewer, the Arizona governor who signed the controversial SB 1070 anti–illegal immigration law.

No one who has followed the issue is surprised by this. As far as I can tell, two other Republicans in the race, Nathan Deal and Savannah’s Eric Johnson, were actually the first to leap aboard the Arizona bandwagon before the ink was even dry on Brewer’s signature.

This is meat–and–potatoes Republican politics and no doubt devastatingly effective, if the various polls showing broad approval for the Arizona measure are to be believed.

Other Southern states, even ones with miniscule Latino populations, are jumping in on the immigrant–bashing act.

The most notorious example is the recent ad by an Alabama gubernatorial candidate who insists “we speak English in Alabama” (prompting the inevitable sarcastic chorus of “Oh, really, when did you start doing that?”)

Immigrant-bashing is effective because it’s easy. Scapegoating is always easy; that’s why people do it.

Even if many Georgians are mistaken in thinking that all people of Latino heritage are illegal, regardless of how long they’ve lived here as citizens, there’s little downside to supporting such legislation simply because the number

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There’s crazy, then there’s Arizona crazy There aren’t many things one really needs to know about California’s cranky, highpocketed, white–shoe–and–belt–wearing, prune–munching neighbor to the east.

I know, I know, “need” is a strong word, as in, “your mother needs a hip replacement,” or “I’ll need another drink if I’m gonna have to carve the turkey.” But there are two things that people do need to understand.

And mind you, I wouldn’t claim expertise on a state deservedly nicknamed for the world’s

make a right. If this is the best argument SB 1070 supporters can make, they will likely lose their upcoming defense against the recently–announced Department of Justice lawsuit.

But I doubt that supporters of SB 1070, like Karen Handel, Eric Johnson and company, really care whether the law stands or not. To them, the point is to use the law to divide, to polarize, and to get votes.

It’s cynical, it’s effective, and unfortunately it sows the seeds for future unrest to come.

Too bad the late, great Hunter S. Thompson isn’t around to weigh in on the issue. He would have had some twisted fun with it. Below, in honor of what would have been the good gonzo doctor’s 73rd birthday on July 18, find the Thompsonesque musings of Lance Hendrickson.

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holiday, and in 1990 these benighted bran–grazers rejected a ballot initiative to put it back. Whereupon, the NFL yanked the ’93 Super Bowl.

Didn’t matter. Dollars (and national ridicule) be damned. They hate brownish people.

Why they migrated from Pittsburgh and Schenectady to walker–through their last days smack–up against a failing country spilling–full of the very brownish people they detest, I’ll never fathom.

If it weren’t for the second thing to know about that Fourth Reich, it’d merit no mention. The second thing, though, is what’s causing a ruckus. (Good Arizona word, that: “ruckus.”)

For whatever reason, they’ve left off hooting at Hee–Haw reruns and ranting over at Luby’s Cafeteria about affirmative action and welfare queens and whatnot, and they’ve gone ahead and operationalized their long–conjured “final solution.”

See, they’ve enacted a law (or, what passes for a “law,” in a state where 40,000 warrants now go unserved in one county because the Shurff ’s deploying his Deppitys on day–long McDonald’s kitchen stakeouts, hoping to scoop up Cheech Marin on the one day he didn’t bring his three–ring binder full of

identification documents with him).

Reeee–publican Governor Jan Brewer (read: Leni Riefenstal sans the camera) signed Senate Bill 1070. It basically orders every publicly–employed fartknocker with a badge and a Glock 9 who squares up in front of anyone driving an ’88 Chevy Astro within six blocks of an El Pollo Loco to haul said “anyone” off to the pokey by the sombrero, unless said “anyone” produces, upon gunpoint–demand, a birth certificate better than Obama’s.

That is to say — and let’s be clear — all the cops, jailminders, and notaries public in Klanizona must now hassle everybody who’s ever said “no se,” and give ‘em the Albert Louima treatment with a Maglite if they can’t cough up proof of a Flagstaff address or a 780 credit score right there on the roadside.

It’s an embarrassment , this Jim Crow reprise — at least to everybody who didn’t vote for Orville Faubus, anyway.

So, now, the Justice Department’s roused itself for the first time since Martha Stewart’s perp walk, and it’s filed suit to... er... stop it, somehow.

Hallelujah. Go get ‘em, Mr. Attorney General.

Be like Ike, and give those honkies a good tanning. Schnell. cs

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apologists who said the same things about poll taxes and literacy tests 60 years ago.

Taken individually, an argument could be made for each of those measures. Taken as a whole, the measures added up to a specific attempt to keep African Americans from voting.

Clearly — and anyone who argues differently is either being disingenuous or is being paid to do so — Arizona’s recent laws are intended to do the same thing: target people of a particular ethnicity.

Regardless of your stance on illegal immigration, on the Constitution, or on the Obama administration, this is morally wrong and therefore indefensible.

I also grow weary of the juvenile red herring that SB 1070 is necessary because of the federal government’s inability to control illegal immigration.

Not even a child would think this a convincing argument, though they may give it a shot in a desperate moment.

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Republicans and Democrats get ready to square off in the primary election July 20

by Patrick Rodgers | patrick@connectsavannah.com

The candidate signs and campaign commercials have been popping up more frequently over the past few weeks, which means it’s time for part one of this year’s political drama to unfold.

Primary elections are Tuesday, July 20. While we aren’t endorsing anyone, we present this roundup of all the candidates in hopes that it helps you decide who to support when you make your voice heard at the polls.

As of July 2, there had been over 1,200 early votes cast (668 Republican and 593 Democrat), but if you’re holding out for the big day. here’s some information to help you choose from among this year’s crowded field of candidates.

Governor There’s no shortage of people who want to take over for Sonny...

Jeff Chapman (R) – As a free market loving State Senator repping the 3rd District, Chapman made a name for himself with a scathing editorial against the deal between the Jekyll Island Authority and Linger Longer.

Nathan Deal (R) – Deal was added to the list of corrupt politicians by the group Citizens for Responsibility and Ethics in Washington after he preserved a lucrative no–bid contract for his business that earned him more than $150,000 in state tax dollars.

Karen Handel (R) – The former Secretary of State has spent a lot of time battling attacks from Deal for her al-

leged membership with the pro–gay Log Cabin Republicans several years ago. She’s passionate about illegal immigration. Receiving a late Sarah Palin endorsement would seem to be a huge bonus for her.

Eric Johnson (R) – The hometown favorite wants to improve public safety and stop illegal immigrants from attending in–state colleges, but can he get past ethics charges stemming from his failure to disclose hundreds of thousands of dollars he made from state contracts with his firm?

Ray McBerry (R) – McBerry is a Pro–Life Constitutionalist who supports the Second Amendment and touts his past as an educator on his website. What he doesn’t mention is that he resigned from a teaching job after an inappropriate relationship with a female high school student.

John Oxendine (R) – Opponents of the former Insurance Commissioner call him “Georgia’s Blagojevich” and it’s been reported he’s accepted over $120,000 in illegal campaign contributions.

Otis Putnam (R) – His website says “Regular Guy Runs for Governor.” Putnam has been an employee of Wal–Mart in Brunswick for the last 13 years; is a direct descendant of the Revolutionary War General Israel Putnam; and believes that we need to put prayer back in public schools.

Thurbert Baker (D) – The Attorney General opposed Sonny’s plan to sue the federal government over Healthcare Reform and wants to use proceeds from electronic bingo to fund education initiatives.

Roy Barnes (D) – If Roy’s name looks familiar it’s because he was Governor once already. He’s running TV ads saying that the state can’t recruit new jobs if everyone is laughing at us for being backwards. Um, thanks?

Bill Bolton (D) – Bolton has run for Mayor of Marietta

twice as a Libertarian and this is his third run in the primary for Governor as a Dem. He’s pro–public transportation, wants to protect civil liberties and fight tax loopholes.

Carl Camon (D) – The Mayor of Ray City, Camon shares something besides experience as a teacher with Republican Ray McBerry – allegations of misappropriate behavior with female students.

Randal Mangham (D) – The State Representative is an attorney who last year was found liable for $625,000 in legal malpractice damages and was also found to owe $11,000 in back taxes on two homes he owns. Paperwork is not his strong point apparently.

DuBose Porter (D) – This veteran state politician and newspaper man from Dublin started his campaign in tandem with his wife Carol, who is running for Lt. Governor.

She’s doing better in the polls than he is, but he’s a staunch supporter of education.

David Poythress (D) – This former General served as the Secretary of State and the Labor Commissioner in Georgia, and he pledges not to accept his salary as Governor until the state’s unemployment rate is below seven percent.

Secretary of State The job includes supervising elections and maintaining public records...

Brian Kemp (R) – He’s the incumbent, nominated by Sonny to replace Handel, but he’s got some opposition from within his party to keep the job.

Doug MacGinnitie (R) – Doug is running on a traditional conservative platform, and is particularly worried about the disenfranchisement of military members’ absentee ballots.

Attorney General The attorney and legal advisor for the state...

Sam Olens (R) – The Atlanta–based attorney received the endorsement of Glenn Beck’s 9–12 Project network for his constitutionally conservative views.

Preston W. Smith (R) – The former State Senator wants to overturn “Obama–Care” and enforce illegal immigration laws more strictly.

Max Wood (R) – Wood supports Arizona’s immigration law, thinks

health care reform encroaches on civil liberties and wants to protect the Second Amendment.

Ken Hodges (D) – The former Albany DA was sued last year over alleged misconduct in the handling of a questionable case against a man named Charles Rehberg.

Rob Teilhet (D) – He has an impressive list of endorsements from political and community leaders around the state. We know because his campaign sends more press releases than any other candidate in any other office.

State School Superintendent

arts are a crucial part of a well–rounded education.

Joe Martin (D) – According to SurveyUSA.com, Martin has a 10 point lead over the competition. He was inducted into the Georgia State Univ.

Business Hall of Fame.

Brian Westlake (D) – A product of the public school system and a former Marine, Westlake is an award–winning high school social studies teacher.

U.S. Representative – District 12 The battle for Barrow’s seat...

Mike Horner (R) – This retired Air Force officer was inspired to run for office after attending a Tea Party rally in Washington D.C. He wants the “toothless Republicans” out.

Ray McKinney (R) – This self–made business man came in 2nd in the Republican primary last year. Will his campaign have what it takes this year?

Jeanne Seaver (R) – Seaver is successful local business woman with support from the Tea Party who wants to make history as the first U.S. Congress-

Vote on July 20th

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John D. Barge (R) – He’s an experienced teacher and won an award for excellence during his time as an Assistant Principal. He thinks cuts in Dept of Education spending will help solve problems.

Richard Woods (R) – With two decades of teaching experience at various levels, Woods feels there too much testing and “one–size fits all” educational practices.

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Carl Smith (R) – Smith spent so much time campaigning that he lost his Chief position with the Thunderbolt Fire Dept. He’s got the most endorsements from the Republican party.

John Barrow (D) – He’s survived some closely contested elections in the past, but his no–vote on healthcare reform angered some of his Democratic base.

Regina Thomas (D) – The former State Senator for the 2nd District, Thomas is definitely the underdog against Barrow, but voter dissatisfaction could work in her favor.

State Representative – District 163 Who will replace Burke Day to represent the Islands?

Ben Watson (R) – A doctor by trade, Watson will make health care a top priority; his pedigree as brother–in–law of the perennial incumbent Jack Kingston will help.

Joe Welch (R) – The brother of car magnate O.C., Joe is a business owner who wants to focus on cutting wasteful spending and improving funding for education and transportation.

Gary Wisenbaker (R) – The local lawyer was the first candidate to enter the race for Day’s seat, he’s got backing from Ron Stephens and Al St. Lawrence, among others. cs

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Gail Buckner (D) – She spent 18 years in the state Legislature and unlike some of her opponents, has no problem filing the necessary disclosure forms to run for office.

Gary Horlacher (D) – He gave himself a lie detector test and proudly announced that he passed, but not that he scored perfectly, so he only lies sometimes.

Michael Mills (D) – This public relations consultant is one of several candidates who failed to file the necessary financial disclosure forms after qualifying.

Angela Moore (D) – According to Moore’s website, the Secretary of State is not a “political office,” and says she’ll be the most “constructive” Secretary in GA history. Also didn’t file disclosure forms on time.

Georganna Sinkfield (D) – A 28 year veteran of the State House of Reps, she has some notable endorsements, but also failed to file the necessary disclosure forms after qualifying.

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There is a delegation of Swedish public officials and business people visiting Savannah this week from the city of Boras. The group is here to discuss shared economic development opportunities with officials from the City of Savannah, the Port Authority, and local business people, including giving a seminar on “waste to energy” technology they’ve developed.

The “waste to energy” program takes household waste and converts it to energy, including harnessing methane, which fuels public transportation in Boras. The technology not only reduces the amount of trash that ends up in landfills, but also generates revenue for the city.

The project is so successful that only about four percent of domestic waste in Boras is sent to the landfill, according to a 2007 report done by the Technical Research Institute of Sweden.

“It’s a neat way of preserving the environment while making money off people’s waste and looking at the possibility of starting that discussion in Savannah,” says Bridget Lidy, who was among a group of Savannah officials and staff who went to Sweden last year.

Although international travel by council members continues to be a hot button issue during the recession, this visit from the Swedes, and any economic prospects it creates, is a direct result of a trip taken to Sweden last year

by City Council members Larry Stuber and Mary Ellen Sprague along with several City staffers.

Getting geeky in Savannah In two fun developments on the local tech front, the Georgia Historical Society (GHS) has a new web app to make finding historical markers more fun, and the City of Savannah is hosting a new podcast to share news.

Last month, the GHS unveiled it’s new historical marker web app, developed by local firm Smack Dab. The GHS spent a year documenting and mapping all the historical markers in the state in order to create the app, which works with Google Maps to show where all the markers are.

The map is searchable by keywords – like “Johnny Mercer” or “Civil Rights” – and shows relevant markers across the state (map.georgiahistory. com). It will also help you plot driving directions based on markers, so the next time you hit the road, you can stop along the way and learn about state history. There’s an iPhone app coming soon as well.

Last week, the City of Savannah’s Public Information Office unveiled its newest tech endeavor, a podcast that you can subscribe to via iTunes or an RSS feed. The podcast, which will be released twice a month, features news, events coverage and more about life in Savannah. The first episode, which is available now, discusses water restrictions, the Savannah Youth Council and free concerts in Johnson Square.

For more info, visit the city website (www.savannahga.gov).

The value of higher education As if being a historically significant educational institution wasn’t valuable enough, Savannah State University released a report last week detailing its local economic impact in 2009.

According to the study, which was conducted by Selig Center for Economic Growth, SSU had a local impact of $136 million on the local economy, a $9 million increase over 2008.

The study found that the university helps create over 1,200 full– and part–time jobs locally, with 427 on–campus and more than 800 in the private sector, supporting the institution and its students.

“Savannah State is an educational and economic asset to the area,” says Dr. Earl G. Yarbrough Sr., President of SSU, in a release announcing the study’s results. “The report emphasizes the growth, vitality and financial stability that Savannah State brings to the region during this period of economic recovery.” cs

Reconsidering grass My neighbor’s front lawn is brown; every green leafy thing has died. It looks as if a horrific drought or plague singled out his property while the surrounding yards are verdant.

It was, however, not an act of nature that brutally killed the plant life between his house and the street. It was an herbicide, applied by the homeowner himself. The motive for this extreme measure: a dislike of lawn care.

Somehow, it made sense to him to unleash a toxic chemical upon the plants with their offensive habit of growing. When he did that he tipped a row of dominoes, effecting beneficial insects, birds, toads, and other wildlife moving through the yard, exposing pets and people to the toxins, and adding contaminated runoff to nearby wells and marshland.

Among the implications and the reactions to this man’s drastic deed is a potent idea: the concept of lawns is ripe for a revolution.

Over 67 million pounds of pesticides and herbicides are applied to lawns in this country each year. That these chemicals are more extensively used in suburbia than on farmland is mindblowing. Lawns receive between 30–60 percent of the water consumed by residences along the East coast.

The percentage skyrockets to over 70 percent in the Southwest. Emissions from gasoline powered lawn equipment comprise approximately 9 percent of one type of air pollution in the United States. Grassy, emerald green yards are a big environmental problem.

Among those calling for a lawn rebellion is an organization not often associated with radical behavior. The venerable Garden Club of America has taken a bold stand in favor of “greening” our yards by relinquishing the need to keep them perfectly green.

For example, the GCA declares that watering the lawn is a waste of precious water and not to worry if during a summer drought your grass gets brown and crunchy underfoot. “...It is probably

but a moderate rain quickly revitalized the lawn. This illustrates several things: 1) The Garden Club is correct about the resurrecting power of grasses.

2) There are creative and useful alternatives to grassy spaces.

3) People will take issue with an apparently lifeless lawn (or one that is misbehaving in any way).

Prepared for resistance, the GCA is promoting their plan as The New American Lawn. Patriotism! Civic

dormant and will recover when it rains.”

When I lived in Florida, during a dry month I did not water my lawn and indeed the centipede grass took on a tawny hue.

“Your grass is dead,” my neighbors moaned. It was an interesting possibility. I began planning more flower and herb beds and gravel pathways,

pride! Peer pressure! These people know a bit about marketing. These are the people who once encouraged the very lawn aesthetic they are now attempting to overthrow.

At the beginning of the 20th century the Garden Club of America expended a lot of effort and money selling Americans on the importance of a weed free, single grass, neatly manicured lawn.

Their mission was greatly assisted by the invention of the lawnmower, the garden hose and a proliferating number of chemicals geared to the pursuit of the perfectly controlled yard.

The New American Lawn is insouciant about weeds. As the GCA points out, “Nature abhors a monoculture.”

Clover, once a villain in the lawnscape, is welcomed for its ability to add nitrogen to the soil. Moss, if it appears in shady spots, is lovely and doesn’t need mowing. Wildflowers provide nourishment for bees, butterflies and hummingbirds.

The Garden Club recognizes that we have a dysfunctional relationship with our lawns. We love them and yet we have addicted them to dangerous chemicals. We love them, yet we are indoors most of the time.

It’s time for a new appreciation for the green spaces around our homes.

Less is more. The expense and labor of lawn tending can be greatly reduced if you don’t pump up the grass with water and fertilizers and mow less often.

Whether or not you enjoy spending time in your yard, it can be hospitable to birds and other creatures.

We don’t have to give up lawns, but we do need to relinquish our manic domination of nature. Then as the Garden Club promises, “You will have clover and dandelions and be able to walk barefoot safely with your pets and children.”

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Middle school crime spree!

There has been a rash of crimes committed by 12 year olds in the past few weeks. In the first incident, a pizza delivery person called police after being held up at gunpoint for two pizzas and some breadsticks.

The delivery person arrived at the destination with an order only to discover that it was an abandoned house, at which time a 12 year old brandishing a shotgun stepped out and demanded the food.

Police later located the suspect riding his bike in the area. In the second incident, a 12 year old stole a car from a parking lot during the late afternoon or early evening.

Later that evening, police were notified by the owner that he had located the vehicle while driving around the area with his brother. They attempted to stop the driver of the stolen vehicle, who then bailed out from the car. The owner chased down the

• An officer responded to a 911 call hang up and upon arriving at the residence spoke with the homeowner, who stated that his 19 year old daughter was either drunk or on drugs. He said she was the one who called 911. The officer was invited in to speak with the young woman. He immediately noticed the smell of alcohol and asked her if she was alright. She said that she had an argument with her boyfriend earlier and got drunk. The officer asked her how old she was and she stated 19. He then asked her why she called 911 and she stated that it was because she was scared of her father. She was arrested for underage drinking and en route to CCDC made numerous comments about only being drunk and that she didn’t kill anyone.

She stopped the subject and asked if he was aware that it was a violation of city ordinance to urinate in public. The subject, seemingly hoping for a warning, said that it was his first time ever doing something like that. The officer asked him for his information, and he gave her what turned out to be a misspelled last name, as well as a false date of birth and social security number. The officer tried to run his information, but found no records. Eventually, his correct information was ascertained and he was charged with disorderly conduct, public indecency and obstruction. He was transported to CCDC.

• An officer on patrol stopped at the intersection of 36th and Drayton and saw a man standing in front of a tree with his hand in front of groin area. As the officer tried to figure out what was going on, she noticed that there was a wet stream on the ground in front of him, and that he was in the midst of urinating on the sidewalk.

• An officer was dispatched to a hospital in reference to an injury report. A woman was grilling out on the 4th of July. She opened a side vent to add more charcoal and then when closing the vent, flames flared up, shooting out the side and burning her hand. The burn caused the skin to peel away on her hand. She was given a

suspect and held him until police arrived.

CRN. • A grocery store was robbed on a Saturday morning. Around 8am, officers were dispatched to a call of a robbery in progress. Employees said that they had been opening the store when a black male with a mask and handgun entered the store. He made everyone get on the ground while he removed money from the register.

At some point during the robbery, a customer was pistol whipped and his phone was taken. The robber then walked out the front door minutes before police arrived.

They later found and arrested the subject, recovering both a handgun and a shotgun.

There are other suspects still at large. cs

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If I take a piece of pizza that’s been sitting on the table awhile and microwave it for one minute, would that kill bacteria and decrease the chance of food poisoning?

—David Chattin-McNichols First, can bacteria really just land on your food while it’s sitting on the table?

Second, what’s the best way to kill bacteria? Third, is a microwave a suitable tool for bactericide?

The first question is easy. Yes, bacteria not only are found on floors, tabletops, and other surfaces, they drift around in the air too. Scientists collecting air samples for 17 weeks in San Antonio and Austin, Texas, recently found 1,800 types of airborne bacteria.

Next question: killing bacteria. Alcohol will do the trick, which may lead pizza lovers to think: problem solved.

Unfortunately, the alcohol concentration needed to kill bacteria will go a long way toward killing you. Sealing bacteria off from oxygen will suppress some, but anaerobic bacteria can do fine without.

The best method is heat. Milk is pasteurized by heating it to about 162 degrees Fahrenheit for 15 seconds. But even that’s not a sure thing—some bacteria thrive at temperatures up to 167 degrees, and certain bacterial spores, such as Clostridium botulinum (responsible for the deadly botulism toxin), can survive for hours at 212 degrees.

Will a microwave kill microbes? Sure.

Microwave ovens use electromagnetic radiation to heat water molecules. It’s the heat, not the microwaves, that’s lethal here. (Some contend microwave energy itself is fatal to bacteria, but that’s unproven.) The key is making it hot enough uniformly enough for long enough. If the food heats unevenly, a common problem in microwaves, some bacteria may survive.

My assistants Fierra and Una sprang into action as follows: 1. They assembled 30 petri dishes containing agar gel (a bacteria nutrient),

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plus an impressive collection of graduated cylinders and other lab equipment.

2. One Pizza Hut Meat Lover’s Pizza (Fierra’s favorite) was ordered. Upon delivery three swabs were taken of the pizza and applied to three petri dishes. Additional samples of pizza were diluted with distilled water, in ratios of 1:10 and 1:100, and applied to two more pairs of dishes—making seven dishes in all—just in case the pure pizza swabs gave rise to such swarming masses of microbes that we couldn’t count the colonies individually.

3. The pizza was allowed to sit in the open air for four hours. Then three more swabs of full-strength pizza were applied to petri dishes, as were two each of the 1:10 and 1:100 dilutions, for a total of seven more swabbed dishes.

4. The pizza was microwaved in a 1,000-watt oven for 30 seconds on the highest setting. Another seven dishes.

5. The pizza was microwaved on high for 30 additional seconds. More dishes.

6. Control swabs were taken from distilled water; another control dish was exposed briefly to the air.

7. The petri dishes were set aside (in sealed bags to prevent dehydration) for one week at 75 degrees, then examined for bacteria. Results: • The undiluted samples taken from the freshly delivered pie generated 11 bacterial colonies. (Nothing doing in the diluted samples.) We’ll take that as our baseline for normal, generally harmless bacterial infestation.

• The full-strength samples taken after the pizza had been sitting out for four hours generated 28 bacterial colonies; two more showed up at the 1:10 dilution. Probably all were harmless, but I figure triple the bugs = triple the risk.

• The samples taken after 30 seconds of microwaving produced 17 bacterial colonies; the 60-second samples produced only three. The diluted and control samples produced nada.

Conclusions: (1) Heating the pizza for 30 seconds was relatively ineffectual.

(2) Heating it for a full minute killed most of the bacteria but not all. Having exhausted the science budget, we didn’t go in for another round of testing, but we suspect that at least two minutes of microwaving would be needed to ensure 100 percent bacteria eradication, at the possible cost of rendering the pizza inedible. (3) Fresh pizza has its share of microbes, most undoubtedly benign— still, you never know. Care to join me for a light supper of guaranteed-sterile agar gel? cs

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In June, he started two new ventures: undergoing the three-month process of genetic mapping (to help doctors learn why, indeed) and becoming a “health advice” columnist for London’s Sunday Times. At various points in his life, the now-cholesterol-conscious, vegetarian Osbourne said he drank four bottles of cognac a day, smoked cigars like they were cigarettes, took 42 prescribed medications and many more “backstage” drugs that he could not even identify. Osbourne also has a Parkinson’s-like genetic tremor, was once in a medically induced coma after an accident, and endured anti-rabies shots after famously biting into a bat on stage (“I thought it was a rubber toy”).

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as qualification for office. When one contrary fact after another about his record was pointed out by reporters, Kirk explained, “I simply misremembered it wrong.” He admitted that, contrary to his numerous public statements, he was not actually “in” the Iraq Desert Storm war; did not actually “command the Pentagon War Room” when he was assigned there as a Navy Reservist; and was not actually once Naval “Intelligence Officer of the Year.” He is now vying for the U.S. Senate seat once held

by Barack Obama.

• In May, Douglas Ballard and Joseph Foster were indicted for selling fraudulent loans in exchange for bribes, while they were vice presidents of the Atlantaarea “faith-based” Integrity Bank. The bank opened in 2000, touting Christian principles, giving Bibles to new customers, and encouraging prayer at employee gatherings. (The bank closed in 2008, thought then merely to be the victim of sour real-estate loans.)

Not My Fault

• An intense lightning storm on June • (1) British actor Nicholas Williams, 14 around Monroe, Ohio, destroyed the 33, was acquitted of domestic assault in iconic 62-foot-high statue of Jesus (the June even though he had, among other “King of Kings” structure of the Solid things, “waterboarded” his girlfriend Rock Church) alongside Interstate 75. by pulling her shirt over her head and While townspeople mourned, it was holding her under a shower during a also noteworthy what the lightning two-hour rampage. Williams persuaded bolts completely missed: the large the judge that the anti-smoking drug billboard, on the other side of the road, Champix made him unable to control advertising the nearby Hustler Holhimself or even to remember the events lywood pornography store. of that evening. (2) Laith Sharma, 49, • Despite a scary moment in May, admitted in June that he had stalked Massachusetts state Rep. Mike Moran and fixated upon, “for marriage,” a 14said he still supports “comprehensive” year-old girl in Windsor, Ontario, but immigration reform (taken to mean doctors’ testimony won him a sentence that restrictions on illegal immigrants of mere house arrest. Sharma, they be tempered with a special “path to said, suffers from the popularly known citizenship” for those already here). “maple syrup urine disease,” so-called Rep. Moran’s car was rear-ended because the scent is a marker for brain (though he was not seriously hurt) by damage that prevents impulse control. illegal immigrant Isaias Naranjo, who • Compelling Explanation: Tony was charged with DUI and speeding.

Chrum was the one apprehended for According to police, Naranjo, 27, who allegedly buying $160 worth of was dressed in a Mexican party cocaine from a man who turned costume, laughed when told of out to be a police informant in the charges, informing officers Never get Lincoln County, Mo., in May, that they could do nothing to between but his brother, who is Winfield, him since he had already made a politican Mo., police officer Bud Chrum, and pork plans to return to Mexico.

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(Furthermore, Massachusetts According to police and is forbidden by state law from unknown to the informant, even notifying U.S. ImmigraBud had needed to replace 2 tion officials of Naranjo’s case.) grams of cocaine from the police • Over the years, according evidence locker because he had to a June Chicago Sun-Times accidentally spilled something on it, report, U.S. Rep. Mark Kirk of and Tony agreed to help.

Illinois has freely used “swagger and braggadocio in talking about his 21 years of military service”

Our Litigious Society

“If Google told you to jump off a cliff, would you?” asked a Fortune columnist, describing the lawsuit filed in May by Lauren Rosenberg, asking for damages of more than $100,000 against Google Maps after she was struck by a car.

Rosenberg had queried the map service for a “walking route” between points in Park City, Utah, but a short stretch of the suggested route lacked sidewalks.

Rosenberg was hit while walking in the street. Though Google and other map services “warn” users against walking in the street, Rosenberg’s route was delivered on her Blackberry.

What About Our “Human Rights”?

• Update: News of the Weird reported in 2005 on a Welshman’s invention of the “Mosquito,” a device that emits an irritating, pulsating, very-high-pitched noise and is marketed to shopkeepers to drive away loitering children and teenagers, since the pitch is audible to them but rarely to anyone older than in the mid-20s (because audio range contracts as we age). In June, following an investigation, the Council of Europe declared the Mosquito a “human rights violation,” in that the sounds it emits constitute “torture.”

Least Competent People

• Jihadists: They blow themselves up by mistake (such as Pakistani terrorist Qari Zafar did in June); they botch airline shoe- and underwear-bombing and buy the wrong fertilizer for urban car bombs; they brag too much; and they watch far too much Internet pornography. Evidence amassed by Daniel Byman and Christine Fair, writing in the July/August issue of The Atlantic, has led them to suggest that America and its allies should treat jihadists as “nitwits.”

It is possible, the authors conclude, that there has not been a truly competent jihadist terrorist since Mohammad Atta led the Sept. 11, 2001, missions.

• Matadors: Christian Hernandez, 21, making his big-time bullfighting debut at Plaza Mexico in Mexico City in June, ran from the ring trembling in fear at the first sign of his bull. He was then coaxed to return but once again fled and submitted his resignation. Though Hernandez was contrite (“I didn’t have the ability. I didn’t have the balls.”), he was arrested for violating his contract and released only after he paid a fine. cs By chuck shepherd UNIVERSAL PRESS SYNDICATE

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San Diego’s finest is subtitled “A Tribute to Sublime,” and that’s what they do: With lead singer Dane Scott channeling the late, self–medicating Bradley Nowell, the band plays the fierce, fast and fiery skater–punk and reggae/ska/ dub/rap that made hyper–kinetic Sublime (briefly) the Biggest Band in the field. “The hardest part about being in a Sublime tribute band,” Scott has said, “is remembering all the lyrics. Sometimes Bradley rapped so fast, it’s hard to even tell what he’s saying.”

Terry Davis is the bassist; Mark LeBlance plays drums. If you’re reading this far, you already know that 40 oz. to Freedom – the title of the first Sublime album – is a reference to a fat bottle of malt liquor.

Listen & learn: www.myspace. com/40ouncestofreedomband At 10 p.m. Wednesday, July 14 at the Live Wire Music Hall, 307 W. River St.

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There’s something very cool about a band that channels the Kinks and the Buckaroos, the Rolling Stones and the Strangers – and gets it right. And leaves you yearning for more or the same.

Austin’s The Preservation walks that line time and again – the guitars are alternately heavy and delicately chicken–picked, the vocalist (not sure if it’s Andy, Ben or Mario) has the weedy, trouble– in–mind timbre of a young Jerry Garcia. Yet The Preservation isn’t a noodle–all–night jam band (not that there’s anything wrong with that!) – the group’s songs are sharp, pointed and baited with enough hooks to lure anybody in from the deep. Listen & learn: www. myspace.com/thepreservation.

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It’s borough–palooza at the Sentient Bean this week: Three dynamic duos, all from Brooklyn, all featuring just guitar and drums. But the similarities end there.

As most red–blooded rock ‘n’ roll–loving men know, there’s not much cooler than a long–haired girl playing killer electric guitar. And if she has a strong, throaty and slightly seductive voice, even better. She Keeps Bees (pictured) is a Brooklyn duo based around the songs of Jessica Larrabee, who – believe me – could front a full band and bring down every house on the Eastern Seaboard and beyond.

Think Chrissie Hynde or P.J. Harvey coffee–ground with a bit of early, pre–alcoholism Grace Slick. Her partner in the group is drummer Andy LaPlant – yes, it’s like the White Stripes in reverse, and yes, it’s electrifying, bluesy, and totally addictive.

The bill also includes The Naked Hearts, with singer and guitarist Amy Cooper and drummer Noah Wheeler.

Starting to sense a pattern here?

Cooper is a professional photographer, Wheeler a trained jazz bassist, but they’re clearly throwing their passions into The Naked Hearts – the music is dark, tenay and his band open for Jake Owen at the Beaufort Water Festival ... Finger–picking guitar legend

moody and extremely well–crafted. Like Larrabee in She Keeps Bees, Cooper is a vocalist and frontwoman who demands – and deserves – your attention.

There’s a bit of role reversal going on in This Frontier Needs Heroes, Brooklyn siblings Brad and Jessica Lauretti. He plays acoustic guitar and sings; she does the drumwork, plus harmonies and percussion.

The twosome’s tunes are like those of midnight Texas doom songwriter Townes Van Zandt, or the winsome and woeful Jeff Buckley. There’s usually a sonic twist thrown in, keeping TFNH just a nose ahead of standard–issue acoustic acts.

This triple–bill comes highly recommended, dear reader. Listen, learn and check out each duo’s videos. See if I’m not right: shekeepsbees.com, thenakedhearts.com, myspace.com/thisfrontierneedsheroes. CS At 8 p.m. Monday, July 19 at the Sentient Bean. 13 E. Park Ave.

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Mr. Sharpe — sat on the floor, played bongos and harmonica and sang a few harmonies.

He was back in all his loose–limbed glory when it was time for the full–on band performance, dressed in his trademark white trousers and jacket, long red scarf draped around his neck. Before long, the jacket came off, and Ebert did the rest of the show shirtless. He likes to do a sort of standing–in–place, Native American dance.

Most of the Zeros’ songs are a pastiche of psychedelic–era rock ‘n’ roll, country rock and other stuff from the golden age of the hippie. And they’re simple sing–a–longs, with repeated choruses and a lot of percussive sounds and audience–participation handclapping.

That’s fine, because there are so many musicians on the stage, including two guitarists, a trumpet player and an accordionist, that everybody gets a cool solo sooner or later; each tune takes on a slightly different texture.

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The vibes were so positive Sunday night in the Trustees Theater that any criticism of Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeros — the traveling ragtag hippie band that recently wowed the masses at Bonnaroo and Coachella — will have to focus on the music, not the event itself.

This was what used to be affectionately called a “love–in.”

“Loose” doesn’t begin to describe this show. During an informal opening set from Magnetic Zeroes pianist Tay Strathairn, most (if not all) of the other members of the group drifted out and joined in.

Three or four tunes into the set, the audience — about 700 people, by my estimation — broke loose and crowded the area in front of the stage. Beach balls appeared out of nowhere.

And there everyone stayed, dancing and whooping it up, until the show ended nearly two hours later.

During the opening set, dark–eyed frontman Alex Ebert — the erstwhile

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The weak link, surprisingly, is Ebert himself, whose thin, reedy voice unfortunately brought the Airplane’s Paul Kantner (a famous non–singer) to mind.

Ebert certainly has a strong stage presence, and he knows how to work a crowd, but too often – if you really listened – he seemed to be doing a weak Jim Morrison imitation. And his between–song patter – “Ownership is a figment of your imagination. So if somebody takes something from you, don’t take it so fucking seriously” – was almost comically Morrisonesque.

When the concert ended, a bit past the Trustees’ usual bedtime of 11 p.m., half of the audience was onstage with the band, feeling the love and having fun, dancing to the Zeros’ rather mindless communal beats.

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“As Seen on Court TV!” Karen Morgan doesn’t use that phrase on her promotional posters, but she could: As a trial attorney with a high–profile Atlanta law firm, she made her first–ever TV appearance on cable’s most realistic reality show.

That was quite a few years ago (her specialty was medical malpractice suits). These days, Morgan is a standup comedienne, so good that she was twice a finalist on Nick At Nite’s Search for the Funniest Mom in America – bringing her full circle, back into the bizarro world of reality TV. She was, of course, a mom by then – as a matter of fact, that’s why she left the lawyer biz.

Morgan performs, with fellow comedian Nancy Witter, at the Lucas Theatre Saturday. The show is called Laughs For Lemonade, because it’s a fundraiser for Mom’s Lemonade Fund, a support group for ovarian cancer research at Memorial University Medical Center.

Morgan, her Boston–born husband and their three children live just outside of Portland, Maine. A Georgia native – she was born and raised in Athens and graduated from UGA – Morgan speaks in a very familiar, honeyed drawl – sort of a cross between Paula Deen and Nancy Grace (that is, if Nancy Grace had a sense of humor).

You moved your practice to Maine when you got married. How much of a culture shock was that?

Karen Morgan: I was in the thick of it in Atlanta, and then I moved up to Maine where there’s only a million people in the whole state. So the way I talk, I very quickly became an anomaly.

I’ll never forget the first day I had a court appearance. It was snowing; I’m used to going to court in my suit, my pantyhose and high heel shoes. My husband said ‘Well, you’ll have to wear your L.L. Bean boots, because that’s what everybody wears up here, in the snow.”

I wore those, and I put my dress shoes in my briefcase.

As I was walking into the courthouse, evidently I dropped one of my little dress shoes in the snow. I didn’t have time to go back and find it, so I’m standing there in court with my nice suit on and my L.L. Bean boots and my briefcase. I thought “I’m gonna have to argue this motion in this outfit.”

I looked around, and everybody in that courtroom had on L.L. Bean boots. I was the only one that had them on with a skirt, but I felt like “OK, this is a good place to be. I like this place.”

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Karen Morgan: The answer is, you have to have a bump in the middle, and the bump is called “Have Three Children in three and a half years.” Motherhoood sorta bumped me off the sanity track, the track of doing anything normal.

But after I had children, I wasn’t afraid of nothin’! Comedy’s harder than being a trial attorney, it really is. It’s very challenging, but I’m not afraid. I had babies in a room where 18 people saw my bottom. You just have to go with it. Nothing scares me any more, and nothing embarrasses me, and the fear of failure is just not on my list any more.

OK, but what happened?

Karen Morgan: I was home with these three babies and I told my husband, “I have got to get out of this house. I’m gonna kill you, I’m gonna kill the dog – I won’t kill the kids, but you’re in danger.” There was a little comedy club that was having a standup comedy class, and so I said “That sounds kind of fun.”

I signed up, I went and I just loved it – mostly just to get out of the house.

My teacher for that class was a guy that had a lot of connections down in New York, and he told me that Nick at Nite was having this contest for the Funniest Moms in America. He said “I know you’re new, but I’m going to send your tape in.”

I got to the final seven out of a thousand people; we ended up doing the TV special, and that’s how I met Nancy, who I tour with. And I’ve been doing it ever since.

There’s a YouTube clip from America’s Got Talent, from a few months ago, where judge Howie Mandel is saying to you, “you weren’t that funny.” You look horrified. What’s the story with that?

Karen Morgan: Talk about not being afraid or embarrassed! That was an interesting piece of editing. He didn’t even say that – that’s the irony of how they edited it. It probably would’ve helped if I had seen America’s Got Talent before I went there. Because there was a guy who was a speed–eater, another guy doing a drill through his face. Those people got through, I didn’t.

I had a nice, five–minute conversation with all three judges before, and afterwards. I may be opening for Howie Mandel this year.

He didn’t ever say “you weren’t that funny” – I think they edited that in from another performer. And the clip that they used with my face scared like

that was from the buzzer sound – it scared the crap out of me.

Ironically, none of it is reality–based TV. With television, I’ve learned that you just can’t rely on anything. They edit how they want to. Of course, they didn’t put it in the nice things that people said.

With Funniest Moms, did you have to tailor your act to mom–styled humor?

Karen Morgan: At the time, my kids were pretty small, I was in the house with three kids. So I write about what’s going on around me. My material was actually perfect timing for that particular contest, because I was writing about “the trials of motherhood that require you to either laugh or cry.”

These days, I don’t talk about that kind of stuff. There’s no more bottles and diapers, because my kids are out of bottles and diapers.

In the second year of that particular contest, they wanted the next Roseanne.

And you know what? I ain’t it. And I knew going into it that I wasn’t gonna change my material or change my personality. If you’re not yourself, you come across as being disingenuous, and it’s not funny.

Men tend to be a bit leery of female comics. Should we tell them that you and Nancy aren’t really doing “chick comedy”? Or “mom–com”?

Karen Morgan: If there’s any man– bashing going on on the stage, it’s our own husbands, who are really good sports. I have a 20–minute bit about my husband’s vasectomy, and thank God he’s a good sport. The best comedy has a pretty big grain of truth in it, and we just sort of manipulate what we need to.

Nancy’s remarried; she has an older husband and they’re in a different part of their lives. She talks about being a little older with her husband, and what’s funny about that.

It’s all life stuff; it’s all about marriage, parenting and everyday–observation stuff. Men should not be afraid at all.

They should come with their wives and be prepared to laugh. CS Laughs for Lemonade Karen Morgan, Nancy Witter Where: Lucas Theatre for the Arts, When: At 8 p.m. Saturday, July 17 Tickets: $25 general admission, $100 VIP seating Online: scadboxoffice.com Phone: (912) 525–5050

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This week’s specials in the theater department are both musicals – a bit of light summer wear, if you like.

Kimmi Sampieri is directing The Last Five Years, Jason Robert Brown’s successful off–Broadway one–act, at Muse Arts Warehouse.

There are just two characters in the show, which has little dialogue – they sing about one another, alternately and each from a different perspective, about the rise and fall of their romantic relationship.

Both Jamie (Ryan McCurdy) and Kathryn (Brittny Hargrove) tell the tale in reverse chronological order. As the songs continue, they meet in the middle — when things were blissful.

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The other performers are Georgetta Blair Simmons, Renee DeRossett, Bob Fennell, Dale Hughes, Ramona Jeffries and Kim Trammell.

King, an Alabama native who’s lived up Athens way for 25 years, recently retired as assistant director of the University of Georgia Library.

Coleman spent a good bit of time doing theater in Athens in the 1980s and ‘90s, and that’s where he met King.

Last January, she co–starred in his Savannah production of I Do, I Do. “The person who was originally going to do it wasn’t able to, so he called me to see if I could,” says King. “I had already done that show with him twice, and although it had been a few years, we were used to working with each other. He thought I could do it, and I did. I pulled it off.” CS

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“They’ve been able to, at their own pace and at their own scheduling, learn the music and work with our music director. It’s been lovely that they’ve been able to do that.”

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There are plenty of “Aha!” moments in Armstrong Atlantic State University’s production of the classic Agatha Christie mystery The Mousetrap.

Everyone’s guilty, and everyone’s innocent, and with each new stretch of dialogue you’ll be absolutely certain that someone has just implicated himself (or herself) in the throttling death of one of their fellow characters.

The Mousetrap is indeed a game of cat–and–mouse.

The cat in question is police sergeant Trotter (Kevin Buttimer), who’s arrived at a lonely country hotel to look for clues in a recent grisly crime in London.

Things get worse from there, as one of the guests at Monkswell Manor also turns up dead, and it’s up to Trotter to question each member of the eccentric assemblage to find out who’s got something to hide.

Guess what? Everybody does!

It’s a motley crew of standard–issue British oddballs: There’s stuffy Major Metcalf (Alec Caldas), imperious old Mrs. Boyle (Mary Elizabeth Hawks), flighty youngster Christopher Wren (Josh Warnock), mysterious Miss Casewell (India Kirk), and the proprietors of Monkswell Manor, newlyweds Giles and Mollie Ralston (John E. Wright and Erin Meals).

Into the mix comes Mr. Parvacini (L. Black), who may be the weirdest character ever to walk across a Savannah stage. Parvacini is dressed in black, sports a bright, white Albert Einstein wig and a Dali–esque moustache, and speaks in a sing–songy accent of indeterminate origin.

During intermission at the performance I attended, most of the lobby conversations seemed to involve theories as to who done it.

Before you go assuming well, it had to be Col. Mustard in the library with a candlestick, bear in mind that The Mousetrap is the longest continually–running play in history — it’s been on London’s West End since 1952 and is still going strong — so old Agatha knew a thing or two about edge–of–seat plotting.

It is, to quote Homer J. Simpson, fiendish in its intricacies.

The AASU cast is clearly having fun with this theater warhorse. To a performer, the British accents stay true from start to finish – something of a rarity, especially in college productions – and the characterizations are fleshed out with appropriate body language and little bits of business. The play may be a bit talky, but things are never slow.

Black’s Parvacini is a delight, mostly because the character laughs at inappropriate moments; Warnock’s Wren comes off like one of those youthful, artistic twits portrayed by Graham Chapman in countless Monty Python sketches.

Although he looks a bit like Leonardo DiCaprio in a bowler hat, Buttimer gives Trotter the proper amount of police–official gravitas; likewise, Kirk’s Casewell remains aloof and mysterious even as those around her are falling to pieces.

A big shout–out to director Peter Mellen, whose brilliant set design makes the goings–on feel appropriately claustrophobic, all the better for an audience waiting with bated breath to see the mousetrap — and The Mousetrap — snap shut. cs ‘The Mousetrap’ continues July 15–18 at AASU’s Jenkins Hall Theater. Tickets are $10; call (912) 344-2801 for information and tickets.

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Instant julep: Mull fresh mint in a highball glass, add cracked ice, then top and stir with four ounces Wild Turkey American Honey liqueur – faster than the Running of the Roses!

Mixes: For the same reason as above, I keep a ready supply of additives: tonic water, soda, whiskey sour and Bloody Mary mixes. Talented mixologists lay in a crop of garnishes like lemons, limes, fresh oranges, cherries and olives (don’t forget the blue cheese stuffed olives!).

Likewise, chill some barware like martini and high ball glasses, shakers and pitchers.

I do not like a chilled glass for beer – melting frost waters down the beer’s flavor.

Low alcohol beers: A boisterous, high gravity beer in summer is a nap waiting to happen. This is when good hosts turn to low ABV styles like Pilsner or Farmhouse Ale. Some of my trusted session beers (under 5.5 percent ABV) include Oskar Blues Mama’s Little Yella Pils, Samuel Smith Nut Brown Ale, Stone Levitation Ale and Terrapin Rye Pale Ale. Lastly, don’t forget that in summer some folks cut alcohol consumption. Stock fruit juices, sparkling water and, of course, sweet tea to ensure you’re the perfect host! cs

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I rarely ramp up expectations when heading to a new waterside eatery on Tybee Island– there are winners, and there are losers. Topsail Bar & Grill, in the former locations of Groover’s, Dewey’s Dockside, et al, falls into the winner category.

Buzz had been good, but indicated the menu had taken an Asian spin – with an decidedly Korean influence. How would bibimbap play on the shrimp docks? Apparently, very well.

I found a menu featuring Yin Yang rice, wok–sauteed veggies and even bibimbap. The more pedestrian offerings designed for tourista palates and less adventurous diners took on a whole new interpretation. There’s no simple burger on the menu here, but a near half–pound burger topped with sliced avocado and grilled shrimp.

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My friends and I split two apps – golden brown home made hushpuppies served smelling of sweet onion and enhanced by dunking in melted butter. Crab–stuffed, bacon–wrapped shrimp are made fresh in–house, according to the owner.

We were stuffed, but managed to put a hurtin’ on a pair of homemade desserts – a huge triple chocolate cake filled with mousse and topped with thick fudge sauce and a pleasantly balanced piece of Key Lime pie. I’m not a Key Lime pie fan – but will go back for another piece of Topsail’s.

Three cheers for attentive and knowledgeable service. A full bar and a pretty good selection of craft beers will soothe your parched throats; bands rock the house on Saturday nights. Paddle, sail, drive or hitch hike to this barely discovered new Lazaretto Creek eatery – it’s a keeper!

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Chef Chris Russell, the intuitive and imaginative driving force behind the remarkable small plates menu at Sugar Daddy’s, has taken his toque and moved on. No word yet on where he will resurface, but it’ll be interesting to see how this affects the fairly new Sugar Daddy’s. The tiny small plates wine bar had gotten a fast start, thanks in no small part to Chef Chris. Staying relevant among picky diners is tough enough – without turnover of key staff. cs

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Setting up on the stage of the Jinx Aug. 13 is the Coney Island Cockabilly Roadshow, a traveling circus from New York that combines sideshow acts, burlesque dancers and a twang–heavy psychobilly band.

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For Lori A reminder that Thursday, July 29 is the city–wide “Living it Up for Lori” event, which will raise funds to help Rhythm Riot vocalist Lori Stuart with her medical expenses.

Stuart suffered a stroke May 3 and has been diagnosed with Locked–in Syndrome. Her body is paralyzed, and she communicates by blinking her eyes.

So far, these clubs are participating: JJ Bonerz, Chuck’s Bar, Churchill’s Pub, Bay Street Blues, Bernie’s Oyster House, Live Wire Music Hall, Pour Larry’s, Wild Wing Caf , Tantra Lounge, The Sentient Bean, Rock House Tybee, Tailgate Sports Bar and Grill, Augie’s Pub, Jukebox Bar and Grill, Island Sports Bar and Britannia Pub. More are signing up every day.

Among the performing musicians, who’ll sign that evening’s paychecks over to the Lori fund: Liquid Ginger, Bottles & Cans, Jeff Beasley, Magic Rocks, Rhythm Riot, Hitman, Outta Your Element and others. Again, the sign–ups continue, so keep it here. CS

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Hospice Savannah Gallery , 1352 Eisenhower Dr. Philip Perkis: 50 Years of Photographs — A retrospective of work from the NY-based photographer’s illustrious career capturing intimate moments and pastoral scenes. Runs through 9/19. Telfair Museum of Art, www.telfair.org/

Response to Nature — Renowned watercolorist P.A. Kessler will showcase her work, which pays homage to a long tradition of botanical painting that dates back to the 16th century. Greer Gallery - Arts Center of Coastal Carolina, http://www.artshhi.com/ Sunday in Savannah — A collection of photos by Dr. Ja Jahannes documenting the diverse array practices and cultural heritage found in African American religious worship across Savannah.

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spent time immunizing children against polio. Runs through July 31. Sentient Bean, 13 E. Park Ave., www.sentientbean.com/ The Female as Spiritual Catalyst — A black and white photographic study by John Zeuli of woman as the spirit’s muse. Starfish Cafe, 719 E. Broad St. , www. johnzeuliphotography.com/ Twilight Visions: Surrealism, Photography and Paris — Through vintage photographs, films, books, and period ephemera, Twilight Visions explores the city of Paris as the literal and metaphoric base of Surrealism during the 1920s and 30s. Runs through Oct. 10. Jepson Center, 207 W. York St. , www.telfair. org/ cs

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Despicable Me When James Stewart offers to lasso the moon for Donna Reed in Frank Capra’s classic It’s a Wonderful Life, it’s purely a romantic gesture.

When Gru (Steve Carell), the star of the 3–D opus Despicable Me, plots to shrink the moon to a size small enough so that he can make off with it, it’s clearly to show that he’s the baddest dude around. After all, if a supervillain isn’t feared and respected, then what good is he?

Despicable Me, one of those non–Pixar animated efforts that actually turns out to be good (happily, we’ve seen an upswing in the number of such worthy achievements, as evidenced by the likes of How to Train Your Dragon and Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs), is a witty, congenial lark that obviously won’t have the staying power of Toy Story 3 but serves quite nicely as a pleasing placeholder in the cinematic summer of 2010. Sweet–natured yet also avoiding the cloying sentiment that tarnishes any great number of toon tales, this finds Gru enlisting the aid of three oblivious orphan girls to help him one–up his biggest competitor in the supervillain sweepstakes, a self–satisfied nebbish (Jason Segel) who calls himself Vector (and who comes off as the cartoon version of Kick–Ass’ Red Mist).

Naturally, Gru knows nothing about children – he places their food and water in dog bowls and sets out newspapers on the floor – and just as naturally, the girls will teach him about family and responsibility. But that comes later. First, the movie has to let loose with a volley of inspired sight gags, a smattering of adult–oriented humor (note the homage to The Godfather), and some screen–pushing innovations to justify the 3–D expense.

The Twilight Saga: Eclipse The Twilight Saga: Eclipse isn’t the best of three, but neither is it the worst. Instead, this adaptation of Stephenie Meyer’s blockbuster book falls somewhere in the middle, between the nicely captured teen angst of 2008’s Twilight and the ill–fated emotional oasis of 2009’s The Twilight Saga: New Moon. Clearly, we’re not talking about quality to match the Toy Story trilogy, but neither are we plumbing the Police Academy depths.

Detractors would disagree, but that’s because most come from that fanboy camp that cannot abide the thought of movies centered around women and their desires (see also: Sex and the City). The Twilight series (on screen anyway; I haven’t read the novels) is often only so much

melodramatic glop, but at its best, it also taps into that essence which informs youthful, blinding love, when amorous emotions are so scalding hot that the only choices that make sense to a young girl are either to be consumed with desire or perish outright (usually symbolically, as in “If he doesn’t ask me to the prom, I’ll just die!”).

The canniness of the Twilight franchise is that it uses its protagonist, Bella Swan (Kirsten Stewart), to literalize these desires. Having spent the first movie falling in love with sparkly emo vampire Edward Cullen (Robert Pattinson) and the second picture brooding over his departure, Bella is now fully at the point where she feels that spending her life by his side as one of the undead beats anything that the human world has to offer.

Others aren’t so sure. Chief among these is Jacob Black (Taylor Lautner), the Native American hunk who’s able to change into a werewolf at will. Deeply fond of Bella, he’s determined to win her from Edward, largely by offering himself as a warm–blooded alternative to the pasty, ice–cold bloodsucker (their face–off leads to the movie’s funniest line, Jacob’s verbal smackdown of Edward while they’re sharing a tent with Bella late in the movie). Yet even Edward and his fellow vampires aren’t so eager for Bella to give up her life to join their ranks: In one of the film’s best scenes, Rosalie (Nikki Reed) relates to Bella the sad tale of how she became a vampire, without any say in the matter.

(Another fine scene finds Jasper, played by Jackson Rathbone, sharing his back story, making me wish we could have spent more screen time on all the vampires’ origins.)

As Bella struggles with her choices – vampire or human?

Edward or Jacob? Coke or Pepsi?

– other developments pose immediate threats to the Forks, Wash., community. The vampire and werewolf communities continue to snarl at each other’s collective throats. A series of slayings is taking place in nearby Seattle. The vampiric Victoria (Bryce Dallas Howard) still seeks revenge. And the vampire overlords, the Volturi, have been snooping around for reasons unknown.

Returning screenwriter Melissa Rosenberg and new series director David Slade (Hard Candy) try to wrestle all this material into a coherent shape, with middling results. The inconsistent tone results in an opening act that’s lethargic; thankfully, the picture eventually hits its strides. There are a number of ingredients likely to earn titters, from some overripe lines to several of the characterizations; for my money, nothing’s more risible than the Volturi, who are supposed to be monster masters but come across as models for a new Goth fashion line.

Yet for all the film’s flaws, there’s much that it gets right. The visual effects are better than in previous installments, and this allows the battle between “good” vampires, “bad” vampires, and werewolves to deliver the climactic goods when they count. (And thank God some studio idiot didn’t suggest converting this to 3–D, as every other movie seems to be these days.) Stewart again makes Bella a watchable heroine, and while Pattinson and Lautner may not reveal themselves as the most accomplished actors around, they’re nevertheless desirable for these roles, especially in the scenes in which Pattinson’s ethereal angst bounces off Lautner’s robust earthiness.

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Knight And Day Cameron Diaz did some of her best acting when she was cast opposite Tom Cruise in Cameron Crowe’s underrated Vanilla Sky, but the difference between that dark mindbender and this sunny concoction is as glaring as the difference between ... well, I’m not gonna say it.

The similarity between the films, though, is obvious – specifically, the fact that Cruise and Diaz again prove to be an engaging team. Upgraded from the supporting status she held in Vanilla Sky (Penelope Cruz was the lead chiquita), Diaz here plays June Havens, an innocent who gets sucked into the high–voltage world of secret agent Roy Miller (Cruise).

Roy repeatedly insists to June that he’s actually an honorable FBI agent who’s been set up by his colleague Fitzgerald (Peter Sarsgaard) as a way to cover up his own nefarious actions; of course, Fitzgerald later informs the confused gal that he’s the one on the level and that Roy is a former agent turned rogue.

June doesn’t know who to believe (not so those of us in the audience), although she does know that Roy is remarkably adept at keeping her alive whenever bullets whiz by and explosions are set off in the vicinity.

Director James Mangold and writer Patrick O’Neill mean for none of this to be taken seriously, but even escapist popcorn fare should have some semblance of intelligence.

Instead, Knight and Day is often so preposterous (especially during the CGI–heavy action scenes) that it makes The A–Team look as complex as L.A. Confidential by comparison. Luckily, Cruise and Diaz both have their movie–star wattage burning bright, and their easy–going rapport makes the whole confection go down easily.

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The live–action spectacle The Last Airbender is based on the animated Nickelodeon series Avatar: The Last Airbender, and were writer–director M. Night Shyamalan really as brilliant as his admirers insist, he would have demanded that the studio retain the word Avatar in the title – that act alone could have added an extra $10 million to the coffers from ill–informed folks thinking they were going to witness a sequel to the James Cameron smash.

Left to its own devices, though, it’s difficult to ascertain whether the picture will earn enough to warrant its planned sequels or not even make enough to allow Shyamalan to Super–Size his next fast–food order.

The answer, I suppose, rests on how many parents will be dropping their children off at the multiplexes to catch a matinee. Because unlike most of the family–friendly films of today (especially those from Pixar), The Last Airbender has nothing to offer adults – this is strictly kid stuff all the way. That may not be the case with the source material, which has been enjoyed by viewers of all ages, but it’s unlikely anything here – beyond some of the special effects – will capture the imagination of anyone over 12.

Those effects are occasionally excellent, and they’re the only things that provide any pulse to an otherwise poorly executed story of how one young lad, Aang (Noah Ringer), proves to be the only person in his world with the ability to control all four elements of air, water, fire and earth. His leadership is needed as the Fire Nation wages an all–out war against the other tribes; in order to restore balance and save countless lives (including his own), he teams up with Waterbender Katara (Nicola Peltz) and her brother Sokka (Jackson Rathbone, doing double duty since he’s also playing Jasper in the Twilight series).

Shyamalan’s habit of giving himself choice roles in his own projects – which wouldn’t be a problem if he could, you know, act – mercifully ends here, since he’s nowhere to be seen on screen (of course, if someone needed to bend some hot air, he would have been perfectly cast). But focusing less on his thespian aspirations hasn’t helped his writing or directing prowess, since The Last Airbender is a clunky, soporific undertaking punctuated by some truly cringe–worthy dialogue. Then again, maybe it’s a good thing pearls of prose

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Dugan is to screen comedy what the atomic bomb was to Nagasaki, and with this film, he and the ostensible writers (Sandler and Fred Wolf) serve up a mirthless affair in which the only people laughing are the ones on screen.

In fact, that’s basically the plot of the movie: As five school chums reunite 30 years later to honor the passing of their former coach, Lenny (Sandler) makes a bad joke and the others laugh.

Then Eric (Kevin James) makes a bad joke and the others laugh. And so on through Kurt (Chris Rock), Marcus (David Spade) and Rob (Rob Schneider). As they’re laughing, those of us in the audience are cringing, whether it’s because of the scene in which Eric pees on Marcus’ back, or because Marcus lands face–first (twice!) into a pile of fecal matter, or because Marcus thinks he might have had drunken intercourse with a dog, or because Rob’s wife (Joyce Van Patten) is an elderly woman who enjoys sex (the film forcefully pushes the notion that old people and ugly people are only put on this planet for the amusement of past–their–prime comedians of varying skills).

The most talented performers in the film, Salma Hayek, Maria Bello and Maya Rudolph, are wasted in their roles as The Three Walking Sets of Breasts – excuse me, the wives of Sandler, James and Rock, respectively (in arrested–development movies like these, nerdy schlubs always have hot wives).

TOY STORY 3 Threepeats may be rare in the sports world, but they’re even harder to

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achieve in the cinematic realm. Yet here comes Toy Story 3, bucking the odds and satisfying sky–high expectations to emerge as the perfect final chapter in a trilogy that’s guaranteed to live on for generations (to infinity and beyond?)

In this outing, Andy is set to go to college and has to decide what to do with the few remaining toys from his childhood, all stuck in a box that has been gathering dust under his bed for years. Luckily for us, Andy’s favorites are our favorites, so rest assured that all of the series regulars are back, including Woody (voiced by Tom Hanks), Buzz Lightyear (Tim Allen) and Jessie (Joan Cusack). But the first heart–tugging moment comes when we learn that Woody’s sweetheart, Bo Peep, is “no longer with us” – audiences had best brace themselves for plenty more eye–moistening incidents.

Through miscommunication, the gang ends up at a day care center, where the toy–in–charge, Lots–o’–Huggin’ Bear (Ned Beatty), promises them a playhouse paradise. But things aren’t quite what they seem, and Woody, ever loyal to Andy no matter the cost to his own future, plots a great escape. In true Toy Story fashion, this allows plenty of

opportunities for Buzz to display his heroism, Jessie to show off her spunk, Rex (Wallace Shawn) to bemoan his lot in life, and Mr. Potato Head (Don Rickles) and Hamm (John Ratzenberger) to let fly with the sarcastic remarks.

Toy Story 3 may look like a family film, but as it tackles issues of loss, identity and self–worth, it reveals itself as the most adult movie out there.

THE A–TEAM The film is of course based on the wildly popular TV series that aired during the middle stretch of the 1980s (’83–’87, to be exact). The series was, let’s be honest, crapola, a cheesy crash ‘n’ smash rally that often played like The Dukes of Hazzard stripped of the hick accents. Its appeal largely came from its colorful characters: the brainy Hannibal, the suave Face, the nutty Murdock and the imposing “B.A.” Baracus.

This new film is occasionally cheesy in its own way, but it’s also far smarter than the series ever was.

It’s packed with the dirty double– crosses and constant reversals of fortune we’ve come to expect from our modern thrillers. The movie makes the quartet

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THE KARATE KID The Karate Kid turns out to be a pleasant enough surprise. To be sure, there’s absolutely no area in which it improves on the original, yet the basic plot remains durable enough that there’s no harm done by this easy–to–take update.

Jaden Smith plays Dre Parker, who’s forced to move from his Detroit home when his single mom (Taraji P. Henson) lands a job in Beijing. Dre catches the eye of a cute schoolmate (Wenwen Han), but most of the time, he’s being beaten to a pulp by a local bully (Zhenwei Wang) and his sycophants, a situation that leads Dre to despise his new surroundings. But just as he resigns himself to a childhood full of bruised ribs and black eyes, he learns that his building’s maintenance man, Mr. Han (Jackie Chan), is actually a kung fu expert. Realizing that the boy needs to protect himself, Mr. Han sets about training his young charge.

Get Him to the Greek Not as ambitious or accomplished as Forgetting Sarah Marshall (both were directed by Nicholas Stoller and produced by Judd Apatow), this is a shaggy tale containing a fair number of jokes that miss their intended targets by a wide berth. But the bits that do work are comic gold.

Reprising his Forgetting role, Russell Brand again plays rock star Aldous Snow, whose popularity has chilled following the release of African Child, an album (and title track) so disastrously received that critics claim it’s the worst

thing to ever happen to Africa next to war, famine and apartheid. Now a drunken lout, Aldous is still idolized by record label flunky Aaron Green (Jonah Hill), who convinces his boss Sergio (an animated Sean “P. Diddy” Combs) that the fallen rocker is primed for a comeback concert. Sergio agrees and sends Aaron to collect Aldous in London and bring him back to L.A. Of course, nothing goes as planned, with Aldous proving to be a difficult client and Aaron having his hands full trying to keep the celebrity out of trouble. cs

SHREK FOREVER AFTER The Shrek series now stands at 2–2 thanks to the latest addition to the cartoon canon. After the first two entertaining (if wildly overrated) installments made enough money to seemingly feed and clothe the entire U.S. population, the filmmakers opted to give us a pair of desperate lunges at more filthy lucre. Shrek Forever After is at least an improvement over Shrek the Third, but it’s not enough of a step up to revitalize the ailing franchise.

This entry gives us a Shrek (Mike Myers) who’s none too happy with his domesticated lot in life. Feeling stifled by his family – wife Fiona (Cameron Diaz) and three infants – and longing for the days when he was hated and feared by everyone around him, he ends up signing a contract whipped up by the devious Rumpelstiltskin (Walt Dohrn), one that leads to an alternate reality in which Shrek never existed. Thus, Rumpelstiltskin rules the kingdom, Fiona is a resistance fighter, Donkey (Eddie Murphy) is an unwilling servant to the witches that serve as Rumpelstiltkin’s enforcers, and Puss in Boots (Antonio Banderas) has grown lazy and fat.

Living on the contract’s borrowed time, Shrek has less than 24 hours to make everything right. Little kids will lap this up with the same zeal as Donkey digging into a stack of his beloved waffles, but adults will find nothing new here. cs

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Iraq war participants rather than Vietnam War vets, but the basic thrust remains the same: Wrongly accused and convicted for following orders they cannot prove were ever issued, the men bust out of jail and set about clearing their names.

As in the series, Hannibal (Liam Neeson) always has a plan or two brewing, Face (Bradley Cooper) is irresistible to the ladies (Jessica Biel co–stars as an army captain who once dated Face), and the otherwise brave B.A. (wrestler Quinton “Rampage” Jackson) is scared to death whenever he’s forced to board a plane being flown by the crazy Murdock (District 9’s Sharlto Copley).

As B.A. Baracus Jackson isn’t nearly as memorable as TV’s Mr. T, but in the case of the other three actors, they’re actually improvements over their small–screen counterparts.

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Activism & Politics Chatham County Democratic Party

For info, contact Tony Center at 912-233-9696 or TonyCenter@comcast.net Chatham County Democratic Headquarters, 313 W. York St. , Savannah http://www.chathamdems.net/

Coastal Empire Constitution Party

Meets every third Thursday of the month, 7pm, at Savannah Joe Coffee House in Pooler. Group meets to discuss various issues, historical and current events, such as legislation, taxes, education, politics. Call 484-5281 for more info or www.constitutionparty.com

Drinking Liberally

An informal gathering of left-leaners. Meets 1st and 3rd Thursday of each month at Moon River Brewing Company. For more info: august1494@excite.com or www.DrinkingLiberally.org.

Purrs 4 Peace

Three minutes of simultaneous purring by cats (and honorary cats) around the world, conducted online (Facebook & Twitter) each Sunday at 3 p.m. by Savannah residents Confucius Cat and his human Staff. Details at www.ConfuciusCat.blogspot.com. Contact @ ConfuciusCat (Twitter) or Acolytes of Confucius Cat (Facebook).

Savannah Area Young Republicans

For information, visit www.savannahyoungrepublican.com or call Allison Quinn at 308-3020.

Benefits 3rd I-D Adopt-a-Soldier Program

The Adopt-a-Solider Program currently has several projects underway, including sending care packages to troops who will be stationed in Haiti for the next 6-12 months, as well as supplies being sent to medics in Afghanistan.

If you are interested in donating, or more info, contact: carol.megathlin@comcast.net

4th Annual Jamie Inshore Fishing Tournament

July 23rd, 24th & 25th at Hogan’s Marina. All proceeds will be donated to the Lewis Cancer & Research Pavilion for melanoma research & clinical trials. Entry fee for Adults (13 & older) is $30.00; 12 & under - $15.00. Food, games, and entertainment for the whole family, anglers and non-anglers. For more info, contact Chris Caldwell 912-897-5819 or Joy Wainwright 912-398-3395.

Golf Tournament Benefit

The 20th Annual Vic Mell/Jim Walsh Golf Tournament takes place July 31 at the Westin Savannah Harbor Golf Course. Registration begins at 7am, shotgun start at 7:45am.

Proceeds benefit the Mell-Walsh Foundation, which helps qualified young men attend the Benedictine School. www.mellwalshfoundation.org.

Gospel Choir Fundraiser

The Savannah State University (SSU) Wesleyan Gospel Choir will sponsor an all-you-caneat pancake breakfast on July 17, 8-10 a.m., at Applebee’s Restaurant, located 11120 Abercorn St. $7/meal. Procceds will help the choir attend the 2010 Disney Gospel Fest Choir Competition in Sept.

Hope House of Savannah

A nonprofit housing program for homeless women and their children. Hope House is requesting donation of new or gently used furniture for its transitional housing program, Peeler House. Pick-up can be arranged and a tax deductible letter will be provided. Call 236-5310.

Pack the Park for Oatland Island

August 18th is Oatland Island Night with the Sand Gnats! Help Pack the Park! Oatland Island Wildlife Center will receive a portion of pre-game night ticket sales. Tickets are on sale now at Oatland, Davis Produce, Sea Kayak Georgia and Tubby’s on River Street. Call 912-

395-1500 for more info.

Pancake Breakfast Fundraiser

The Port City Lion’s Club will host a Pancake Breakfast Fundraiser at Fatz Cafe, 400 Pooler Parkway on July 17 from 7:30am to 10:00am.

Adults $8, Kids $4. Proceeds help provide eye exams and eyeglasses to persons who could not otherwise obtain these services.

William Jay Society’s Monte Carlo Night

6th Annual Monte Carlo Charity Gala and Masquerade Ball at 7 pm in the Telfair’s Jepson Center. Wear your mask and black-tie attire to enjoy a glitzy evening of gaming, music, auction, gourmet food, and drinks. Tickets are $75 for museum members and $100 for non-members. For more info or to become a sponsor, contact Mikaela Green at 912-790-8869 or visit www.telfair.org.

Call for Entries Call for Artists

The 12th Annual Renaissance Regional Art Exhibit Call for Entries. Deadline: July 28th, 2010. Location: The Renaissance Center in Dickson, TN. Awards include a $500 Juror’s Choice Award, $500 Excellence Award and Merit Awards of $250, plus a Gallery Purchase Award TBD. For more info: http://rcenter. org/VisualArts/RRAE.asp

Call for Artists

The 2nd Annual FAAA Fine Arts Exhibition is a juried art exhibition sponsored by Telfair Museums, Friends of African American Arts (FAAA) and the Beach Institute highlighting works by members of FAAA. Show will be at the Beach Institute from Aug29-Oct24. It is open to artists working all media. For more info visit www. telfair.org or call Mikaela Green, 790-8869.

Deadline for submissions: July 18.

Call for Artists

The Dept of Cultural Affairs is seeking artists to exhibit at the S.P.A.C.E. Gallery in 2011. All media will be considered for solo or group exhibitions. Proposals should include a cover

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Looking for History of SAV Art Assoc.

An open call for anyone with information about the history of the Savannah Art Association from 1920 to the present. In preparation for our 90th birthday party and art show we are compiling a history of Georgia’s oldest arts organization. Please call if you have a story to share, would like to participate in the art show, or simply want more information. 356-0249 or 547-3323.

Nude Models Wanted

any shape, size, sex and age nude body to pose for our life drawing sessions on Wednesdays from 8pm-11pm. This is a low compensation job. For more info contact us at Thecolaboratory@gmail.com or 786.325.4667 Or stop by during business hours, Mon-Fri 1-6pm, 631 E. Broad on Hall.

Rape Crisis Center Incest Survivor’s Group

As part of its ongoing work with incest survivors, the Rape Crisis Center has built a cinderblock wall where incest survivors can throw plates as an anger management technique.

In order to continue, donations of china are needed. Call 233-3000 to make a donation.

Short films wanted

The first annual Savannah Beach Film Festival will take place Oct. 2, 2010. The call for short films (under 20 min.) is open until Sept. 1. $20/entry fee per film. Application forms, and more info, available at Huc-A-Poos on Tybee.

912-786-5900.

Short films wanted

The first annual Savannah Beach Film Festival will take place Oct. 2, 2010. The call for short films (under 20 min.) is open until Sept. 1. $20/entry fee per film. Application forms, and more info, available at Huc-A-Poos on Tybee.

912-786-5900.

Vocal Coach Wanted

All Walks of Life Inc is looking for a vocal coach to work with students in its music program, which begins Fall 2010. It is a part time position, working for a couple of nights helping participants with an interest in being singers.

Experience working with kids (ages 12-19) strongly preferred. Email prodgers@awolinc. org for more info.

Classes, Camps & Workshops Abstinence Education

Hope House and Savannah State University are providing an after-school program for youth and young adults ages 12 to 29. Program activities last for about 2 hours every Wednesday at SSU. Transportation is provided. Snacks, field trips and supportive services are provided at no charge. 236-5310. Savannah http://www. savstate.edu/

Art,-Music, Piano and Voice-coaching

For all age groups, beginners through advanced, classic, modern, jazz improvisation and theory. Serious inquiries only. 961-7021 or 667-1056.

Beading Classes

Learn jewelry-making techniques from beginner to advanced at Bead Dreamer Studio, 407A E. Montgomery Cross Rd. Call 920-6659.

Boater Safety Course

The Metro Police Department is offering boater safety courses on the 3rd Saturday of every month. Participants will receive a certificate upon completion and may qualify for insurance discounts. Minimum age is 12 years old. For more info, call 912-921-5450.

Conversational Spanish

Do you want to practice your Spanish?

Come to the mesa de espanol the second Thursday and last Friday of the month at 4:30 p.m. For information, e-mail cafecontigo@gmail.com. The Sentient Bean, 13 East Park Ave. , Savannah

Conversational Spanish Group

Want to improve your Spanish skills? Meet at the Sentient Bean every Monday, 5:00pm.

Group focuses on increasing vocabulary, grammar, and conversational confidence!

Free and open to all levels of experience.

Call Ronnie at 912-257-0333, or email dvorakquartet12@yahoo.com for more info.

Cooking Swiss Meals

Cooking and eating good Swiss food is so much fun. We will be a small group in a relaxed atmosphere. We meet on Saturday at 11:30am. Cook together and eat around 12:30pm. Cost is $90 for 6 meetings.

Call: 912-604-3281

Dating With Success

Discuss strategies to feel great dating and enjoy dating. Improve your dating skills. This is for people of all cultures, colors races and ages. For more info, call: 912-604 3281

DUI Prevention Group

Offers victim impact panels for intoxicated drivers, DUI, DWI, offenders, and anyone seeking to gain knowledge about the dangers of driving impaired. A must see for teenage drivers seeking a drivers license for the first time or teenage drivers who already received a license. The group meets once a month and the cost is $30.00. For more info: 912-443-0410.

English as a Second Language

We are tiny groups, 2-4 students. Learn English in a fun, relaxed way. We meet when you have time in a coffee shop downtown Savannah. Single meetings are available too. There is a small fee per class. call: 912-604-3281

Family Care Mediation

Mediation is a new way to find the best possible answers to families’ important qualityof-life and care questions. A safe place for respectful, civilized conversation resulting in an agreement that fits the family. The Mediation Center. 5105 Paulsen St. 912-3546686 or mediationsavannah.com

Fany’s Spanish/English Institute

Spanish is fun. Classes for adults and children are held at 15 E. Montgomery Cross Rd. Call 921-4646 or 220-6570 to register.

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German Language Classes

Have fun learning German with small groups of 3-6 students. Classes meet Monday & Thursday evening at the Sentient Bean. The choices are Beginners I or II, or advanced Conversational class. There is a small fee per class. I am a native professor from Switzerland. For more info: (912) 604 3281 The Sentient Bean, 13 E. Park Ave ,

Guitar, mandolin and bass lessons

Jazz, classical and rock with emphasis on reading and improvisation skills. Ardsley Park. 912-232-5987

Housing Authority Neighborhood Resource Center

The Housing Authority of Savannah hosts a series of regular classes at the Neighborhood Resource Center. 1407 Wheaton Street.

Adult literacy/GED prep: Mon-Thurs, 9am12pm & 1pm-4pm. Financial education: 4th Fri of month, 9-11am. Basic Computer training: Tues & Thurs, 1-3pm. Community Computer lab: Mon-Fri, 3-4:30pm. For more info: 912-232-4232 x115 or www.savannahpha.com

Immanuel Baptist Summer Programs for Kids

Join us for Kidz Konnection every Tuesday; Basketball Camp June 28-30; Vacation Bible School July 12-16; and Children’s Music Camp July 26-30. All events are free of charge and include Bible Study, games, snacks and music ! Call 354-0548 for details or visit www.immanuelbaptistchurch.us to register online.

Infant/Child CPR Class

Held the first and third Monday of the month, 6:30 PM in the Candler Professional Bldg., Room 508. The class is for new and expectant parents. $25 per person. For more info and to register, call 819-3368 or 800501-4054 or www.sjchs.org.

Knitting Class

Knit your own scarf, hand-warmer or blanket. You choose your colors and what you like to knit. I teach you how to do it. We meet in small groups downtown Savannah.

Meeting in a coffee shop.

There is a small fee per class. Please call my cell: 912-604-3281

Life Drawing

Life drawing workshop. Every Wednesday.

8-11pm. Bring something to draw on. Some supplies will be provided. $5/person. BYOB welcome. The Co-Lab, 631 E. Broad St. www.thecolabstudios.com

Paint your heart out!

Rediscover the creative you! No artistic background required. All supplies provided. $35. per session. July 28, 6:30-9pm. Community Education Room at Hospice Savannah 1352 Eisenhower Dr. Email l.kennedy@ yahoo.com or call Linda Kennedy at 912663-3373 to reserve space.

Raku Workshop

A variety of handbuilding, surface decoration and raku glaze techniques. All skill levels welcome. Sept. 13-19 at Wildacres Retreat Center. Cost: $315 for the workshop, firing & clay + $255 for room & board.

For more info contact Judy Mooney: 443 9313 or judymooney@bellsouth.net

Over the course of a week, students (ages 12-15) will create fashion illustrations and inspiration boards, participate in daily fashion challenges, learn to knit and crochet, discuss career opportunities, explore accessory design, and more. July 26-30. $195/member, $255 non-members. Jepson Center for the Arts.

790-8823 or www.telfair.org

Offering a variety of business classes. Call 652-3582. Savannah Entrepreneurial Center, 801 E. Gwinnett Street , Savannah

Candler Hospital will host Sexual Assault Nurse Examiner training classes for interested nurses. This will be the only time this year the program is offered. Sept. 27-Oct. 1. Call the Rape Crisis Center for more info: 233-3000.

Be bilingual. Call 272-4579 or 308-3561. e-mail savannahlatina@yahoo.com or visit www.savannahlatina.com. Free folklore classes also are offered on Saturdays from 11 a.m. to 1 p.m. Savannah Learning Center,

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Sculpture Workshop

Taught by Melisa Cadell of Bakersville, NC. Sculpting small portrait busts in clay, focusing on facial features and how they can easily communicate to the viewer. Intermediate to advanced skill levels are welcome. Wildacres Retreat Center, Aug. 23-29. Cost: $325 for the workshop & clay + $255 for room & board. For more info, contact Judy Mooney: 443 9313 or judymooney@bellsouth.net

Sketching and Painting Workshop

Workshop taught by Sandy Branam will combine water color washes with pen and inks to create depth, texture, and sparkle.

Whether interested in landscapes, objects in nature or portraits you learn from this approach combining drawing & painting. Cost is $440. Room and Board is included. Wildacres Artist Retreat, Oct. 11-15, 2010. For more info, call Judy Mooney: 443-9313 or judymooney@ bellsouth.net.

Starfish Cafe Culinary Arts Training Program

This 14-week full-time program is designed to provide work training and employment opportunities in the food service industry, including food preparation, food safety and sanitation training, customer service training and job search and placement assistance. Call Ms. Musheerah Owens 912-234-0525 ext.1506 The Starfish Cafe, 711 East Broad Street , Savannah http://www.thestarfishcafe.org/

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White Bluff United Methodist Church hosts “Galactic Blast - A Cosmic Adventure Praising God” from July 18-22. Dinner served free of charge at 5:30pm. Activities run from 6-8pm.

Open to kids pre-K thru 6th grade. For more info or to register, call the church office at 9255924 or visit our website at www.wbumc.org

Vocal Coaching

Vocal coaching, sightsinging, eartraining and theory. Classical, jazz and pop. Adult beginners welcome. Ardsley Park and Wilmington Island.

912-897-6800

Volunteer 101

A 30-minute course that covers issues to help volunteers get started is held the first and third Thursday of the month at 6 p.m. The first Thursday, the class is at Savannah State University, and the third Thursday, at United Way, 428 Bull St. Register by calling Summer at 651-7725 or visit www.HandsOnSavannah. org. United Way of Coastal Empire, 428 Bull St , Savannah http://www.uwce.org/

Yoga for Golfers

Two hour workshop designed to improve all aspects of your game. Extend your physical capacity for the game, breathing practices that will help you maximize your power and relaxation techniques to help keep you calm. July 31, 9-11am. $30/members, $35/others. 2424 Drayton St. www.yogacoopsavannah.com

Starting a Business

Clubs & Organizations

Studio Painting Classes

For anyone interested in creating a community to support one another, to experience belonging and build friendships with a group of Asian American Women. The goal is to foster intergenerational dialogue between women ages of 25-75 on topics like family, expectations and being bi-cultural. Meets twice a month. Email Lene22@aol.com for more info.

A three hour workshop held Thursday, July 15 at 6 p.m. that covers the basics of what you need to know and do before starting a business. Small Business Resource Center. 111 E. Liberty St. Cost: $69/person, special pricing available for 2 or more people attending together. www.georgiasbdc.org/ce/savannah or 651-3200.

Asian American Women’s Group

Ongoing adult painting classes with artist Zola Delburn. Small classes for the beginner or intermediate painter. The classes are applicable to landscapes, still lives, abstracts, portraits, etc. Each session lasts 6 weeks, 1 class per week. $130. You are responsible for your supplies, except for easels. contact Zola Delburn at 912-484-5800 or zoladelburn@yahoo.com

is the local chapter of the Sports Car Club of America. It hosts monthly solo/autocross driving events in the Savannah area. Anyone with a safe car, insurance and a valid driver’s license is eligible to participate. Visit http://buccaneerregion.org/solo.html.

SCAD offers a variety of community workshops from June through August. Open to ages 15+ to adults. The cost is $75-$320, depending on materials. Subjects incl. silk painting, bookmaking, digital photography, interior design, and historic property research techniques, among others. For more info, call 912-5255100 or visit: www.scad.edu/ce

The monthly meeting for the local chapter of the Surfrider foundation. The Surfrider Foundation is a grassroots, non-profit, environmental organization that works to protect our oceans, waves, and beaches. Tubby’s Tankhouse, Thunderbolt http://www.myspace. com/coastalgeorgiasurfrider

Summer art and design workshops

The Work of Byron Katie

The Work of Byron Katie ends unnecessary suffering IF I do the worksheets. Looking for others who are interested in doing TW. I am a 2003 Graduate of the School for the Work with Byron Katie. Contact twwurs@gmail.com for more info or read “Loving What Is”

Transitional Parenting Seminar

Trained presenters with experience working with families in divorce will help parents learn to recognize the typical reactions of children and to develop skills to help children cope with their emotions. Monthly classes. 3rd Wednesdays, 1-5pm. 4th Saturdays, 9am-1pm.

The Mediation Center. 5105 Paulsen St. 912 354-6686

Unleashing Creative Genuis: Camp Invention

An immersive, week-long summer camp open to elementary school age children. Savannah Country Day School hosts the Camp Invention INNOVATE program on 7/19/10-7/23/10 from 9:00 am to 3:30 pm. To learn more, visit www. campinvention.org or call 800-968-4332.

Buccaneer Region SCCA

Coastal Georgia Low Country Surfrider Foundation Meeting

Coastal MINIs

Local MINI Cooper owners and enthusiasts who gather on the first Sunday of the month at 10 a.m. to go on motoring adventures together.

Visit coastalminis.com. Starbucks, Victory Drive and Skidaway Road , Savannah

Coastal Readers & Writers Circle

A Creative Writing and Reading discussion group that meets the 3rd Sunday of every month, 3:30-5pm at the new Savannah Mall Branch Library.

Bring: Passages from any of your writing that you would like to read and passages from a book, publication, or production that you would like to share with the group. www.TellingOurStoriesPress.com for more information

Georgetown Playgroup

Meet the first and third Thursday of the month from 9:30-11am at the Northside clubhouse in Georgetown. Free.

Historic Savannah Chapter of ABWA

Meets the second Thursday of every month from 6-7:30 p.m. The cost is the price of the meal. RSVP to 660-8257. Tubby’s Tank House,

2909 River Dr , Thunderbolt

Low Country Turners

This is a club for wood-turning enthusiasts.

Call Hank Weisman at 786-6953.

Make Friends in Savannah

For anybody, every age, every race and nation.

We chat, hang out, go to movies and more.

Meet in a coffee shop downtown Savannah. A small fee covers the efforts of the organizer, a well educated, “out of the box” woman, who lived in New York and Europe. Call 912-6043281.

Military Order of the Purple Heart Ladies Auxiliary

Meets the first Saturday of the month at 1 p.m.

Call 786-4508. American Legion Post 184, 1 Legion Dr. , Savannah

Moon River Chorus

Ladies’ barbershop chorus. Rehearsals are Thursdays from 7-9 p.m. Visitors are welcome.

Call Sylvia at 927-2651 or sylviapf@aol.com.

Whitefield United Methodist Church, 728 E. 55th Street , Savannah http://www.whitefieldumc.com/

Mothers of Preschoolers (MOPS)

Join other moms for fun, inspiration, guest speakers, food and creative activities while children ages birth to 5 are cared for in a preschool-like setting. Meets the second and fourth Wednesday of the month from 9:1511:30 am Call 898-0869 and 897-6167 or visit www.mops.org. First Baptist Church of the Islands, 6613 Johnny Mercer Blvd , Savannah http://www.fbcislands.com/

Old Time Radio Researcher’s Group

International fan and research group devoted to preserving and distributing old-time radio broadcasts from 1926 to 1962. Send e-mail to Jim Beshires at beshiresjim@yahoo.com or visit www.otrr.org.

Richmond Hill Roadies Running Club

A chartered running club of the Road Runners Association of America. For a nominal annual fee, members will receive monthly training sessions and seminars and have weekly runs of various distances. Kathy Ackerman,7565865 or Billy Tomlinson 596-5965.

Rogue Phoenix Sci-Fi Fantasy Club

Members of Starfleet International and The Klingon Assault Group meet twice a month, on the first Sunday at 4 pm. at 5429 LaRoche Ave and the third Tuesday at Chen’s Chinese Restaurant at 20 E. Derenne Ave. at 7:30 p.m.

Call 308-2094, email kasak@comcast.net or visit www.roguephoenix.org. Savannah

Savannah Adventure Club

Dedicated to pursuing adventures, both indoors and outdoors, throughout the Low country and beyond. Activities include sailing, camping, skydiving, kayaking, hiking, tennis, volleyball, and skiing, in addition to regular social gatherings. Free to join. Email savannahadventureclub@gmail.com or visit www. savannahadventureclub.com

Savannah Area Sacred Harp Singers

The public is invited to come and sing early American music and folk hymns from the shape note tradition. This non-denominational community musical activity emphasizes participation, not performance. Songs are from The Sacred Harp, an oblong songbook first published in 1844. Call 655-0994.

Savannah Art Association

The non-for profit art association, the Southeast’s oldest, is currently taking applications for membership. The SAA offers workshops, community programs, exhibition opportunities, and an artistic community full of diverse and creative people from all ages, mediums, and skill levels. Please call 912-232-7731 for more info.

Savannah Brewers’ League

Meets the first Wednesday of every month at 7:30 p.m. Call 447-0943 or visit www.hdb.org and click on Clubs, then Savannah Brewers League. Moon River Brewing Co., 21 W. Bay St. , Savannah

Savannah Council, Navy League of the United States

A dinner meeting held the fourth Tuesday of each month (except December) at 6 p.m. at the Hunter Club. Call John Findeis at 748-7020.

Hunter Army Airfield, 525 Leonard Neat St , Savannah http://www.stewart.army.mil/

Savannah Fencing Club

Beginner classes Tuesday and Thursday evenings for six weeks. Fees are $40. Some equipment is provided. After completing the class, you may become a member of the Savannah Fencing Club for $5 per month. Experienced fencers are welcome to join. Call 429-6918 or send email to savannahfencing@aol.com.

Savannah Jaycees

Meeting and information session held the 1st Tuesday of every month at 6pm to discuss upcoming events and provide an opportunity for those interested in joining the Jaycees to learn more. Must be 21-40 years old to join the chapter. 101 Atlas St. 912-353-7700 or www. savannahjaycees.com Jaycee Building, Savannah

Savannah Newcomers Club

Open to all women who have been in the Savannah area for less than two years. Membership includes a monthly luncheon and program and, in addition, the club hosts a variety of activities, tours and events that will assist you in learning about Savannah and making new friends. Call 351-3171.

Savannah Parrot Head Club

Love a laid-back lifestyle? Beach, Buffet and no dress code. Check out savannahphc.com for the events calendar or e-mail Wendy Wilson at Wendyq1053@yahoo.com.

Savannah Sunrise Rotary Club

Meets Thursdays from 7:30-8:30 a.m. at the First City Club. 32 Bull St , Savannah http:// www.savannahsunriserotary.org/

Savannah Toastmasters

Helps you improve speaking and leadership skills in a friendly and supportive environment on Mondays at 6:15 p.m. at Memorial Health University Medical Center, Conference Room C. 484-6710. Memorial Health University Medical Center, 4700 Waters Avenue , Savannah

Savannah Wine Lovers

A sometimes formal group that also sometimes just gets together to drink wine. Visit http://groups.google.com/group/savannahwine-lovers.

Savannah Writers Group

meets the second and fourth Tuesdays at 7pm at Books a Million to discuss, share and critique writing of fiction or non-fiction novels, essays or short stories. A meet-and-greet precedes the meeting at 6:30pm. Contact Carol North, 912-920-8891. 8108 Abercorn St , Savannah

Son-shine Hour

Meets at the Savannah Mall at the Soft Play Mondays from 11-12 and Thursdays from 1011. Activities include songs, stories, crafts, and games for young children and their caregivers.

Free, no registration, drop-ins welcome. Call Trinity Lutheran Church for details 912-9253940 or email KellyBringman@gmail.com Savannah Mall,

Southern Wings

Local chapter of Women in Aviation International. It is open to men and women in the region who are interested in supporting women in aviation. Regular meetings are held once a month and new members are welcome. Visit www.southernwingz.com

Knitting, spinning and crocheting Monday and Tuesday from 5-8pm and occasional Sunday 2-4pm at wild fibre, 409 E. Liberty. Jennifer Harey, 238-0514. wild fibre, 409 E. Liberty , Savannah

Tarde en Espanol

Meets the last Wednesday of every month at 6:30pm in different locations to practice spoken Spanish in a casual environment.

236-8566.

The 13th Colony Patriots

A Tea Party group that meets the 13th of each month at Logan’s Road House at 6pm.

11301 Abercorn St. Open to the public.

Dedicated to the preservation of the United States Constitution and life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness for all Americans. www.13thcolonypatriots.com or call 912-5965267.

The Peacock Guild

A literary society for bibliophiles and writers.

Monthly meetings for the Writer’s Salon are held on first Tuesday and the Book Club meets on the third Tuesday. All meetings start at 7:30 p.m. at meet at 207 E. Charlton St (Flannery O’Connor’s Childhood Home). Call 233-6014, facebook Peacock Guild or email peacockguild@googlegroups.com for more info.

The Philo Cafe

A weekly discussion group that meets from 7:30pm-9pm at Books-A-Million, 8108 Abercorn St., each Monday. Anyone craving some good conversation is invited to drop by. No cost.

For more info, email athenapluto@yahoo.com or look up The Philo Cafe on Facebook.

The Young Professionals of Savannah

An AfterHours networking social is held every third Thursday of the month. Visit www.ypsav. net, sign up for the e-newsletter and find out about other upcoming events, or call Leigh Johnson at 659-9846.

Theremin/Electronic Music Enthusiasts

A club for enthusiasts of electronic music and instruments, including the theremin, synths, Mooger Foogers, jam sessions, playing techniques, compositions, gigs, etc. Philip Neidlinger, theremin@neidlinger.us.

Tybee Performing Arts Society

meets the first Tuesday of the month at 6:30 p.m. at the old Tybee school All interested, please attend or send e-mail to ried793@ netscape.com. Old Tybee School, Tybee Island , Tybee Island

Dance Abeni Cultural Arts Dance Classes

Classes for multiple ages in the art of performance dance and Adult fitness dance. Styles include African, Modern, Ballet, Jazz, Tap, Contemporary, & Gospel. Classes are held Monday through Friday at the St. Pius X Family Resource Center. Classes start at $25.00 per month. For more information call 912-6313452 or 912-272-2797. Ask for Muriel or Darowe. E-mail: abeniculturalarts@gmail.com St. Pius Family Resource Center,

Murray Community Center, 160 Whitemarsh Island Rd. Call 912-308-9222 for more info.

Beginners Belly Dance Classes

Instructed by Nicole Edge. Every Sunday, Noon-1PM, Tantra Lounge, 8 E. Broughton St., 231-0888. Every Thursday, 7PM-8PM, Fitness Body and Balance Studio 2127 1/2 E. Victory Dr., 398-4776 kleokatt@gmail.com or www. cairoonthecoast.com

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Meets first Fridays at 7:30 p.m. at Vu at the Hyatt on Bay Street. If you’re not having fun, you’re not doing it right. Call 272-9830 or send e-mail to spannangela@hotmail.com. Vu Lounge at the Hyatt, 2 W. Bay St. , Savannah

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Vietnam Veterans of America Chapter 671 Meets monthly at the American Legion Post 135, 1108 Bull St. Call James Crauswell at 927-3356. Savannah

Mondays & Wednesdays, 7 - 8pm, $12 per class or 8 classes for $90. Class meets year round. (912) 921-2190 The Academy of Dance, 74 West Montgomery Crossroads , Learn the rhythms of West Africa with instructor Aisha Rivers. Classes are held every Sunday - drums at 4pm, dance at 5pm Rhythms of West Africa, 607 W. 37th St. , Savannah http://www.ayoluwa.org/ Lessons Sundays 1:00-3:30. Open to the public. Cost $5.00 per person. Wear closed toe leather soled shoes if available. For more information call 912-925-7416 or email savh_tango@yahoo.com.

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ence, this is the class for you. Cybelle, a formal bellydancer for over 10 years will guide you through basic bellydance and fusion Walk ins welcome. 15.00/class 912-414-1091 http://cybellefusionbellydance.wordpress.com/

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Classes every Wed. at 7:30pm. Call for details 912-398-4776 or visit www.fitnessbodybalance. com. Fitness Body & Balance Studio, 2127 1/2 Victory Dr. ,

Offered Wednesday evenings 5:30pm & Saturdays 1pm. $10.00 per class. Packages prices also available. Contact Kelly 912-398-4776 or Austin 912-704-8726

Learn Salsa “Rueda de Casino” style every Wednesday, from 6-7pm Beginner, 7-8pm Intermediate, at the Delaware Recreation Center, 1815 Lincoln St. Grace, 234-6183 or Juan, 330-5421. Delaware Recreation Center, Savannah

Beginners Salsa Lessons

C.C. Express Dance Team

Meets every Wednesday from 6-8 p.m. at the Windsor Forest Recreation Building. Clogging or tap dance experience is necessary for this group. Call Claudia Collier at 748-0731. Windsor Forest Recreation Building, Savannah

Ceili Club

Experience Irish Culture thru Irish social dancing. No partner or experience needed.

Learn the basics of Irish Ceili dancing. 7176 Hodgson Memorial Drive. Mondays at 7:30 p.m. For more info email PrideofIrelandGA@ gmail.com.

Chicago Step Classes

Coastal Georgia Steppers is offering adult Chicago-style steppin dance classes every Sunday from 4:00– 6:30pm at the Tominac Gym on Hunter Army Airfield. All are welcome. Free admission; no partner required. For more info, send email to Robert.neal75@yahoo.com.

Flamenco Enthusiasts

Dance or learn flamenco in Savannah with the Flamenco Cooperative. Meetings are held on Saturdays from 1-2:30 p.m. at the Maxine Patterson School of Dance. Any level welcome.

If you would like to dance, accompany or sing, contact Laura Chason at laura_chason@yahoo. com. Maxine Patterson School of Dance, 2212 Lincoln St , Savannah

Free Swing Lessons

Every Thursday at Doubles Night Club (7100 Abercorn St.) Join the SwingCats for a free lesson at 7:30pm, followed by dancing from 810pm. No partner required. Drink specials.

Home Cookin’ Cloggers

Meet every Thursday from 6-8 p.m. at Nassau Woods Recreation Building on Dean Forest Road. No beginner classes are being held at this time, however help will be available for those interested in learning. Call Claudia Collier at 748-0731. Nassau Woods Recreation Building, Savannah

Irish Dance Classes

Glor na h’Eireann cultural arts studio is offering beginner to champion Irish Dance classes for ages 5 and up, Adult Step & Ceili, Strength & Flexibility, non-competitive and competition programs, workshops and camps. TCRG certified. For more info contact PrideofIrelandGA@ gmail.com or 912-704-2052.

Islands Dance Academy Summer Classes

Open classes for adults & teens throughout the week. Beginner and Intermediate Ballet, Zumba, Adult Tap, Pilates Mat and Belly Dancing. $12/class, except Belly Dancing, $15. Call for schedule. Islands Dance Academy. 115 Charlotte Dr. Whitemarsh Island (near Publix Shopping Center. 912-897-2102. www.savannahdance.com

Mahogany Shades of Beauty Inc.

offers dance classes, including hip hop, modern, jazz, West African, ballet, lyrical and step, as well as modeling and acting classes.

All ages and all levels are welcome. Call Mahogany B. at 272-8329.

Modern Dance Class

Classes for beginner and intermediate levels.

Fridays 10-11:15am. Doris Martin Studio, 7360 Skidaway Rd. For more info, call Elizabeth 912-354-5586.

Pole Dancing Class

For exercise...Learn dance moves and spins while working your abs, tone your legs and arms, a total body workout. Ladies Only!

Salsa Classes

Salsa Lessons

Salsa Savannah offers beginner and intermediate salsa lessons on Tuesdays, Wednesdays and Thursdays at several locations. For more info, contact: salsasavannah@gmail.com, or call 856-7323. www.salsasavannah.com

Savannah Shag Club

Shag music every Wednesday, 7pm, at Doubles Lounge, 7100 Abercorn St. and every Friday, 7 pm, at American Legion Post 36, 2309 E. Victory Dr.

Shag & Beach Bop

The Savannah Dance Club hosts Magnificent Mondays from 6:30-11 p.m. Free basic shag, swing, salsa, cha cha, line dance and others are offered the first two Mondays and free shag lessons are offered last two Monday’s. The lesson schedule is posted at www.shagbeachbop. com. Lessons are held 6:30-7:30 p.m. Doubles Lounge, 7100 Abercorn St. ,

Events Blue Star Museum Program

Free Admission for Military Personnel and Their Families. May 31-September 6. Telfair Academy, Owens-Thomas House, and Jepson Center will offer FREE admission to military personnel in order to show our appreciation for U.S. service members and their families. Must show valid military ID. For more information, visit www.telfair.org.

Free Concerts in Johnson Square

Fitness A New Kung Fu School: Ving Tsun

VING TSUN ( Wing Chun) is the worlds fastest growing martial arts style. Using angles and leverage to turn an attacker’s strength against them makes VING TSUN Kung Fu effective for everyone. Call Sifu Michael Sampson to find out about our free trial classes 912-429-9241.

11202 White Bluff Road. Drop Ins welcome.

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Bellydancing for fun and fitness

The most fun class you’ve ever taken to get you in the best shape in the least amount of time. We provide bright colorful veils, jangling coin hip scarves, and exotic music. Every Thursday at 7:30pm. $15 drop-in or $40 for four if you pay in advance. Call 912-660-7399 or email ConsistentIntegrity@yahoo.com

Bellydrills

2 hour dance workout utilizing basic bellydance moves. This is geared to all levels of ability. Dance your way towards a better sense of well being. Bring water bottle. $25/class.

912-414-1091 http://cybellefusionbellydance. wordpress.com/

Crunch Lunch

30 minute Core and ABs concentration class.

Offered 11:30am & 12:15pm Mon, Wed & Fri @ Fitness Body & Balance 2127 1/2 East Victory Dr. www.fitnessbodybalance.com 912-3984776.

Curvy Girl Bootcamp

Exercise class assisting women of size to reach their fitness goal. Every Tues & Thurs, 6-7pm. Lake Mayer Community Center. $70 a month or $10 per session. For more info call 912-341-7710 www.preservethecurves. com/curvycamp

Fitness Classes at the JEA

Spin, firm it up, yoga, Pilates, water aerobics, Aquasize, senior fitness, and Zumba. Prices vary. Call for days and times. 355-8111. Jewish Educational Alliance, 5111 Abercorn St , Savannah http://www.savj.org/

Every Wednesday and Friday through July 23, the Department of Cultural Affairs and the New Arts Ensemble team up to offer free concerts in Johnson Square from 11am-2pm.

For more info: www.savannahga.gov/arts

Hatha Yoga classes

Take a ride on the passenger car powered by steam engine and experience a treasure from the past. $10 (regular adult admission). Runs Tues-Sun, July 2 thru 25. 11am, 1pm, 2pm, 3pm. Sunday rides at 1pm, 2pm. Roundhouse Railroad Museum. 601 W. Harris. St. www. chsgeorgia.org.

Providing nutritional education and an exercise program to encourage lifestyle changes, every Tuesday from 5:30-7pm at the St. Joseph’s/Candler African-American Health Information and Resource Center, 1910 Abercorn St. For more info, call 447-6605.

Summer Steam Days

The Armstrong Center

The Armstrong Center is available for meetings, seminars, workshops or social events.

Classrooms, meeting space, auditorium and 6000-square-foot ballroom. 344-2951. Armstrong Atlantic State University, Savannah

Film & Video Psychotronic Film Society

Hosts weekly screenings every Wednesday, 8pm, at the Sentient Bean. Offering up a selection of films so bad they are good, cult classics and other rarities. For upcoming schedule visit: www.sentientbean.com

Reel Savannah

Hosts screenings of critically acclaimed independent films from around the world at Victory Square Cinemas, 1901 E. Victory Dr. For schedule and more info, visit www.reelsavannah.org

Every Monday and Wednesday from 5:306:30 p.m. Pre-register by calling 819-6463.

St. Joseph’s/Candler Center for Well Being, Savannah http://www.sjchs.org/

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Mommy and Baby Yoga Classes

Mondays, 10-11am (crawlers and toddlers) and 11:30-12:45 (infants and pre-crawlers) at the Savannah Yoga Center. The cost is $14 per class. Multi-class discounts are available.

Walk-ins welcome. Call 232-2994 or visit www. savannahyoga.com. Savannah Yoga Center, 1321 Bull St. , Savannah http://www.savannahyoga.com/

Pilates Mat Classes

Mat classes are held Tues & Thurs 7:30am8:30am, Mon 1:30pm-2:30pm, Mon & Wed 5:30pm-6:30pm, Thurs 12:30pm-1:30pm, & Sat 9:30am-10:30am. All levels welcome! Private and Semi-Private classes are by appointment only. Carol Daly-Wilder, Certified Pilates Instructor. Call 912.238-0018 Momentum Pilates Studio, 310 E. 41st St , http://savannahpilates. com/

Pregancy Yoga

Ongoing series of 8-week sessions are held on Tuesday evenings from 6-7:15 PM at 7116 Hodgson Memorial Drive. Pre-natal yoga helps mothers-to-be prepare for a more mindful approach to the challenges of pregnancy, labor & delivery. Cost is $100 for 8 weeks. Call Ann Carroll at 912-704-7650 e-mail ann@ aikyayoga.com.

Rolf Method Bodywork

For posture, chronic pain and alignment of body/mind/spirit. Jeannie Kelley, LMT, certified advanced Rolf practitioner. www. islandsomatherapy.com, 843-422-2900. Island Somatherapy, 127 Abercorn Street , Savannah

Squats N’ Tots

Stretch and strengthen overused body parts, as well as focus on muscle endurance, low impact aerobics, and abdominal work. Your baby (age 6 weeks to one year) can get in on the fun, or simply stay close to you on your mat. Call to pre-register 912-819-6463. St. Joseph’s/Candler Center for Well Being,

The Yoga Room

Visit www.thesavannahyogaroom.com or call 898-0361 for a schedule of classes, times and fees. Savannah Yoga Room, 115 Charlotte Dr , Savannah

Zumba Fitness

Classes every week in the Pooler and Rincon area. Zumba is a fusion of Latin and international music dance themes that create a dynamic, effective fitness system. All ages and shapes are encouraged to attend. $7 per class. For info, contact Carmen at 484-1266 or calexe@comcast.net.

Gay & Lesbian First City Network Board Meeting

Meets the first Monday at 6:30 p.m. at FCN’s office, 307 E. Harris St., 2nd floor. 236-CITY or www.firstcitynetwork.org. 307 E Harris St , Savannah

Gay AA Meeting

meets Sunday and Wednesday at 7:30 p.m. at 311 E. Macon St. Savannah

Georgia Equality Savannah

The local chapter of Georgia’s largest gay rights group. 104 W. 38th St. 944-0996. Savannah

Savannah Pride, Inc.

Meets first Tues of every month at 7 p.m. at the FCN office located at 307 E. Harris St. Everyone is encouraged to attend. Without the GLBT community, there wouldn’t be a need for Pride. Call Christina Focht at 663-5087 or email christina@savpride.com. First City Network, Savannah http://www.firstcitynetwork.net/

Stand Out Youth

A Gay, Lesbian, Bisexual, Transgender and Questioning youth organization. Meets every Friday at 7 p.m. at the FCN building located at 307 E. Harris St. Call 657-1966, email info@ standoutyouth.org or visit www.standoutyouth. org. First City Network, Savannah http://www. firstcitynetwork.net/

What Makes A Family

A children’s therapy group for children of GLBT parents. Groups range in age from 10 to 18 and are held twice a month. Call 352-2611.

Health Better Breathers of Savannah

Meets to discuss and share information on C.O.P.D. and how people live with the disease.

For info, call Dicky at 665-4488 or dickyt1954@ yahoo.com.

Community Cardiovascular Health

Control your high blood pressure. Free blood pressure checks and information at the Community Cardiovascular Council at 1900 Abercorn St. Monday through Friday from 9 a.m. to 4 p.m. 232-6624. . , Savannah

Free blood pressure checks and blood sugar screenings

Conducted at three locations. From 8:30a.m.12:30p.m. and 5:15p.m.-7 p.m. every Tuesday and Thursday at the SJ/C African-American Health Information and Resource Center, 1910 Abercorn St. Call 447-6605 for appt. Every

Free Blood Pressure Screening

Every Monday through Thursday from 8:30 AM to 7:00 PM, and every Friday from 8:30 AM – 5:00 PM during month of July. Call 4476605 for info. St. Joseph’s/Candler AfricanAmerican Health Information and Resource Center, located at 1910 Abercorn St.

Free hearing & speech screening

Hearing: Every Thurs. 9-11 a.m. Speech: 1st Thurs. of each month. Savannah Speech and Hearing Center, 1206 E. 66th Street. Call 355-4601. 1206 E 66th St , Savannah http:// www.savannahspeechandhearing.org/

Free Skin Cancer Screening

July 9 at the Candler Wellness Center and July 23 at St. Joseph’s Hospital. For an appointment, call 819-3368.

Healthcare for the Uninsured

St. Mary’s Health Center is open for health needs of uninsured residents of Chatham County. Open Monday through Friday from 8:30 AM to 3:30 PM. For information or to make an appointment, call 443-9409. St. Mary’s Health Center, 1302 Drayton St. ,

Help for Iraq War Veterans

A method used at Fort Campbell to treat lack of sleep, anger, flashbacks, nightmares and emotional numbness in veterans is available in Savannah. 927-3432.

Hypnobirthing Childbirth Classes

Classes provide specialized breathing and guided imagery techniques designed to reduce stress during labor. Classes run monthly, meeting Saturdays for three consecutive weeks. To register, call 843683-8750 or e-mail Birththroughlove@yahoo. com. Family Health & Birth Center, 119 Chimney Rd , Rincon http://www.themidwifegroup.com/

HypnoBirthing Classes

Learn to birth in a calm and gentle environment without fear. Uses relaxation, meditation and guided imagery to achieve the birthing experience you desire. Tiffany, tiffany@savannahdoula.com.

I am your ‘life’ coach

You like to be happy, healthy and successful? I am your coach, helping you to live your life to your fullest potential in all fields. I help you to expand your talents. I offer small groups or one person appts. Please call: 912-604-3281

La Leche League of Savannah

Mothers wishing to find out more about breastfeeding are invited to attend a meeting on the first Tuesday of every month at 6:30 pm. La Leche League of Savannah is a breastfeeding support group for new and expectant mothers. 897-9261, www.lllusa. org/web/SavannahGA.html. Family Health and Birth Center, Savannah

Meditation and Energy Flow Group

Meet with others who practice meditation or want to learn how, discuss techniques, & related areas of holistic health, healing, Reiki, Energy Medicine, CAM. Reduce stress, increase peace & health! www.ellenfarrell. com, http://meditation.meetup.com/490

Memorial Health blood pressure check

Free every Tuesday and Thursday from 7:30-9:30 a.m. at GenerationOne. 350-7587.

Memorial Health University Medical Center, 4700 Waters Avenue , Savannah http://www. memorialhealth.com/

Memorial Health CPR training

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Mobile Mammogram Tests

St. Joseph’s/Candler’s Mobile Mammography Unit will be performing mammograms in several locations during July. Appointments are required and can be made by calling 819-6800. (Please specify that you are calling for the Mobile unit.) July 1: Islands.

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July 28: Sun City.

Planned Parenthood Hotline

First Line is a statewide hotline for women who want information on health services.

Open every night from 7-11p.m. 1-800-2647154.

The Quit Line

A toll-free resource that provides counseling, screening, support and referral services for all Georgia residents 18 or older and concerned parents of adolescents who are using tobacco. Call 1-877-270-STOP or visit www.unitegeorgia.com.

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No appt necessary. Every Monday-Friday from 10a.m.-2p.m. at St. Mary’s Community Center at 812 W. 36th St. Call 447-0578.

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“Sum Sudoku” Put one digit from 1-9 in each square of this Sudoku so that the following three conditions are met: 1) each row, column, and 3x3 box (as marked by shading in the grid) contains the digits 1–9 exactly one time; 2) no digit is repeated within any of the areas marked off by heavy black lines; and 3) the sums of the numbers in each area marked off by heavy black lines total the little number given in each of those areas. For example, the digits in the upper-rightmost square in the grid and the square directly to its left will add up to 12. Now quit wastin’ my time and solve!!! psychosudoku@hotmail.com

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Nature and Environment Dolphin Project of Georgia

Boat owners, photographers and other volunteers are needed to help conduct scientific research. Must be at least 18 years old.

Call 727-3177, visit www.TheDolphinProject. org.or e-mail gadolphin@comcast.net.

Tybee Island Marine Science Center

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Offering a variety of fun educational programs including Beach Discovery Walks, Marsh Treks, Turtle Talks and the Coastal Georgia Gallery, which features an up close look at dozens of local species. Open daily, 10am-5pm. For more info, call 912-786-5917 or visit www.tybeemarinescience.org. Tybee Island

Walk on the Wild Side

The Oatland Island Wildlife Center offers a 2-mile Native Animal Nature Trail that winds through maritime forest, freshwater wetland and salt marsh habitats, and features live native animal exhibits. Open daily from 10-4 except Thanksgiving, Christmas and New Years. 898-3980, www.oatlandisland.org.

711 Sandtown Rd , Savannah

Wilderness Southeast

Offers a variety of programs every month including guided trips with naturalists, canoe rides and more. Their mission is to develop appreciation, understanding, stewardship, and enjoyment of the natural world. For more information: 912-236-8115 or sign-up on our website www.wilderness-southeast. org.

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Pets & Animals A Walk in the Park

Professional pet sitting, boarding, dog walking and house sitting services offered in downtown Savannah and the nearby islands. All jobs accepted are performed by the owner to ensure the safety of your pets. Local references available. Please call 401.2211 or email lesleycastle@gmail.com to make a reservation.

Dog Yoga

Every first Sunday of the month at 2 p.m. in Forsyth Park. The cost is a $10 donation, with all donations given to Save-A-Life.

Bring a mat or blanket and a sense of humor. Yoga for dogs is a fun way to relax and bond with your four-legged pet. Great for all levels and all sizes. 898-0361 or www. thesavannahyogaroom.com. Savannah

Low Cost Pet Clinic

Tails Spin and Dr. Lester host low cost vaccine clinic for students, military and seniors on the second Wednesday of each month from 4-6pm. The cost for each vaccination is $12.00, with $2.00 from each vaccination to be donated to Savannah Pet Rescue Agencies. Habersham Village Shopping Center.

For more info: www.tailsspin.com

Professional Pet Sitting and Dog Walking

Insured, bonded, certified in pet first aid and CPR. 355-9656, www.athomepetsitters.net.

Readings & Signings Circle of Sister/Brotherhood Book Club

meets the last Sunday of the month at 4 p.m. at the African-American Health Information & Resource Center, 1910 Abercorn St. Call 447-6605. Savannah

Motormouth: A literary event

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Five Savannah writers present new work commissioned specifically for the event. Authors include Zach Powers, Chris Berinato, Catherine Killingsworth, Alison Niebanck and Rushelle Frazier. July 22, 7pm. Refreshments provided. Free and open to the public.

RPM Autoworx, 1694 Chatham Parkway.

Tea time at Ola’s

A book discussion group that meets the fourth Tuesday at 1 p.m. at the Ola Wyeth Branch Library, 4 E. Bay St. Call Beatrice Wright at 652-3660. Bring your ideas and lunches. Tea will be provided. 232-5488 or 652-3660. Ola Wyeth Branch Library, Savannah http://www.liveoakpl.org/

Religious & Spiritual Christian Businessmen’s Committee

Meets for a prayer breakfast every Tuesday at 6:30 a.m. at Piccadilly Cafeteria in the Oglethorpe Mall, 7804 Abercorn St. Call 8983477. Savannah

DrUUming Circle

First Saturday of the month at 7:30 p.m. at Unitarian Universalist Church of Savannah on Troup Square at Habersham and Macon streets. Drummers, dancers and the drumcurious are welcome. Call 234-0980 or visit uusavannah.org. 313 Harris St. , Savannah http://www.uusavannah.org/

Gregorian Chant by Candlelight

For a peaceful end to your day attend the chanted service of Compline (Singing Good Night to God) sung at 9pm every Sunday night by the Compline Choir of historic Christ Church (1733) on Johnson Square; 28 Bull Street. Open to the public. All are welcome! Call 232-4131 for more info.

Live Web-streaming

Attend church from home Sundays at 9 and 11am with Pastor Ricky Temple and Overcoming by Faith Ministries. Log onto www. overcomingbyfaith.org, click ’Watch Now’.

927-8601. Overcoming by Faith Ministries, 9700 Middleground Rd. , Savannah

Metaphysics For Everyday Self-Mastery A series of metaphysical/New Thought classes at The Freedom Path Science of Life Center, 619 W 37th St., Mondays 8pm, with Adeeb Shabazz. $10 suggested donation, 1877-494-8629, www.freedompathonline.org, freedompath@yahoo.com. Savannah

Midweek Bible Study

Every Wednesday at noon at Montgomery Presbyterian Church. Bring your lunch and your Bible. 352-4400 or mpcsavannah.com.

Montgomery Presbyterian Church, 10192 Ferguson Avenue , Savannah http://www. montgomerypresbyterian.com/

Music Ministry for Children & Youth

The children’s choir for 3 years through second grade will be known as Joyful Noise and the youth choir grades 3-5 will be known as Youth Praise. Joyful Noise will meet Sundays from 4-5 p.m. and Youth Praise will meet Sundays from 5-6 p.m. Call Ronn Alford at 925-9524 or visit www.wbumc.org.

White Bluff United Methodist Church, 11911 White Bluff Rd , Savannah

Nicodemus by Night

An open forum is held every Wednesday at 7 p.m. at 223 E. Gwinnett St. Nicodemus by Night, Savannah

Quakers (Religious Society of Friends)

Meets Sundays, 11 a.m. at Trinity United Methodist Church. Call Janet Pence at 2474903. Trinity United Methodist Church, 225 West President St , Savannah http://www. trinitychurch1848.org/

Realizing The God Within

A series of Metaphysical/New Thought classes presented by The Freedom Path Science of Life Center, featuring metaphysical minister and local author Adeeb Shabazz.

Mondays at 8pm. 619 W 37th St. , Savannah

Soka Gakkai of America

SGI is an international Buddhist movement for world peace and individual happiness.

The group practices Nichiren Buddhism by chanting

Stand for Peace

A sllent witness for peace that will be held in Johnson Square the fourth Sunday of every month from 1-2pm until the occupation ends.

Sponsored by the Unitarian Universalist Social Justice and Action Committee. 224-7456, 231-2252, 234-0980, uusavannah.org Johnson Square, Bull & Abercorn Sts. , Savannah

The Savannah Zen Center

Soto Zen Meditation: Tuesday evenings 6-6:30pm with study group following 6:307:30pm; Sundays 8am-9:30am which includes Dharmatalk. Donations accepted. Rev. Fugon Cindy Beach cindy@alwaysoptions.com. The Savannah Zen Center, 505 Blair St. Savannah.

More info: savannahzencenter.com The Savannah Zen Center, 505 Blair St. , Savannah

Unitarian Universalist Beloved Community Church

Services begin Sunday at 11 a.m. at 707 Harmon St. Coffee and discussion follow each service. Religious education for grades 1-8 is offered. For information, call 233-6284 or 7866075, e-mail UUBC2@aol.com. Celebrating diversity. Working for justice. Savannah

Unitarian Universalist Church of Savannah

Liberal religious community where different people with different beliefs gather as one faith. Sunday, 11 am, Troup Square Sanctuary.

234-0980, admin@uusavannah.org or www. uusavannah.org. 313 Harris St. , Savannah

Unity of Savannah

Two Sunday morning Celebration Services - 9:15 and 11:00. (Children’s Church and childcare at 11:00.)

A.W.E. interactive worship service at 7 p.m. every first Friday of the month. Noon prayer service every Thurs. To find out about classes, workshops and more visit, www.unityofsavannah.org or call 912-355-4704. 2320 Sunset Blvd.

Unity Church of Savannah, Savannah

Women’s Bible Study

at the Women’s Center of Wesley Community Centers. Call 447-5711 1601 Drayton St , Savannah http://www.wesleyctrs-savh.org/

Sports & Games Coastal Bicycling Tour Club

Cyclist group hosts rides of varying lengths every Saturday at 9am. July 3: (30-40 miles) meet at Baptist Church parking lot on Skidaway Island. July 10: (21-41 miles), St. Helena Island, call Darrel, 598-2181 for directions.

July 17: (28-40 miles) Meet downtown at Gallery Espresso. July 24: (24-31 miles) Meet in Richmond Hill, call Roy, 660-2387 for directions. July 31: (15-31 miles) Meet in Guyton.

Call Glen, 346-6169, for info.

Savannah Bike Polo

Like regular polo, but with bikes instead of horses. Meets weekly. Check out www. facebook.com/savannahbikepolo for more information.

Savannah Sand Gnats Baseball

The Savannah Sand Gnats minor league baseball season runs through September. For more info on home games, promotions and tickets, visit: www.sandgnats.com.

Texas Hold ’Em Poker League

Free Texas Hold Em poker league is available to the public. Teaches new players how to play and advanced players can come and work on their skills. Prize tournaments for season points leaders. www.series7pokerleague.com for more info.

Support Groups Al Anon Family Groups

A fellowship of relatives and friends of alcoholics meets Monday at 12:30 p.m. and 8 p.m., Wednesday at 1:30 p.m., Thursday at 8 p.m. and Sunday at 8 p.m. at 1501 Eisenhower Dr. and Tuesday at 8 p.m. at Goodwill on Sallie Mood Drive. Call 598-9860 or visit http://al_ anon_savannah.freeservers.com. Savannah

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Al-Anon Meetings

Meetings for families and friends of alcoholics are held every Monday at 5:30pm and Saturday at 11am. Melissa, 844-4524. First Presbyterian Church, 520 Washington Ave , Savannah http:// www.fpc.presbychurch.net/

Alcoholics Anonymous

If you or someone you know has a problem with alcohol, call 912-356-3688.

Alzheimer’s Caregivers Support Group

Senior Citizens, Inc. hosts a Caregiver’s support group for individuals caring for Alzheimer’s and dementia family members. Meets every second Monday at the Wilmington Island United Methodist Church, 195 Wilmington Island Road. For more info, call 236-0363, ext.

143. Savannah

Amputee Support Group

Open to all patients who have had a limb amputated and their families or caregivers. Call 355-7778 or 353-9635.

“Vow Your Head”--and keep on going.

Call Mary Lou Cygan at 350-7285. Memorial Health University Medical Center, 4700 Waters Avenue , Savannah http://www.memorialhealth.com/

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Bleeding Disorders Support Group

Cancer support group

Meets the first Wednesday of the month from 11am-12pm. at the Nancy N. and J.C. Lewis Cancer & Research Pavilion on Reynolds Street across from Candler Hospital. The group is open to anyone who is living with, through or beyond a diagnosis of cancer. Call 819-8784. Savannah

Caregiver’s Support Group

Meets the 3rd Tuesday of every month. For more info: 912-925-5924.

White Bluff United Methodist Church, 11911 White Bluff Rd. ,

Citizens With Retarded Citizens

Open to families of children or adults with autism, mental retardation, and other developmental disabilities. Meets monthly at 1211 Eisenhower Drive. 355-7633. Savannah

Coastal Empire Polio Survivors Association

Meets the fourth Saturday of the month at 10:30 a.m. at the Candler Heart and Lung Building, second floor, Room 2. Call 355-1221; or visit www.coastalempirepoliosurvivors.org.

5354 Reynolds Ave. , Savannah

Couples Struggling with Fertility Challenges

Meets every Saturday at 6:45 p.m. at Savannah Christian Church, Room 250. This is a group for couples struggling with primary or secondary infertility, whether they have been on this journey for one year or many years. Call Kelly at 596-0852 or email emptycradle_savannah@ hotmail.com. 55 Al Henderson B;vd. , Savannah

Domestic Violence Hotline

The Georgia Human Resources Department and Georgia Coalition on Family Violence have a new number, 24 hours a day. 1-800-33-HAVEN.

Domestic violence support group

SAFE Shelter provides a domestic violence support group every Thursday from noon to 1 p.m. at the Senior Citizens Inc. Building at 3205 Bull St. Call Brenda Edwards, 629-8888.

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1 Fictional dieter Jack 6 May honoree 9 Hutt in the “Star Wars” series 14 Refrain heard with animal noises 15 Lawyers’ gp.

16 Company that makes “Dial Up” mascara 17 Don’t buy it, in a way 18 Peppermint Patty, to Marcie 19 Hangman’s knot 20 “___ all come out in the wash” 21 Freezes the twos out of a deck of cards?

23 “OK, now I’m ready to play!”

25 ___ Aquarium (Chicago attraction) 26 Obligation 28 “Te ___” 29 Only Norwegian band to do a James Bond theme song 32 “National” mag for celeb breakups 36 “The ___ Sanction” 38 Rakish fellow 39 Home to the National Bunraku Theatre 42 Movie vampire, for short 43 They need wind 45 Brad Garrett sitcom that ended in June 2010 47 Gossip site 48 Toward the stern 51 Generation ___ 52 “Gawwwd, how boring” 54 Pearl Jam leader Eddie 58 Picture scribbled while talking on the phone?

62 It’s fought by willpower 63 “You Got It (The Right Stuff)” boy band 64 By way of 65 Old saying 66 Uttar Pradesh’s country 67 “Plus a bunch of other stuff ” 68 Bricks for kids 69 Breaking even 70 That anonymous lady over there 71 Together

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1 Baseball commissioner Bud 2 Michelangelo marvel 3 Empire 4 Fencing showdown in a grocery store?

5 Corn site 6 Like some nouns, in Ger. 7 “Village Voice” awards 8 Warfield of “Night Court” 9 That anonymous lady over there 10 Fun way to read 11 Frat leader, maybe 12 Two, for binary 13 Enthusiastic votes 21 Opening bars 22 Rep.’s counterpart 24 Cannes-sent?

27 “90125” band 29 Taj Mahal’s locale 30 Firearms, slangily 31 Make like an angry cat 32 Prefix for “while” 33 Linguist Chomsky 34 It may be unwelcome when popped 35 Chinese New Year animal for most of 2008 37 Guys who only celebrate mid-month?

40 “Kid-tested” cereal brand 41 Tylenol rival 44 Temporary flood stopper 46 Dr. of “The Chronic” 49 “To Wong ___ Thanks for Everything, Julie Newmar” 50 Piles of booty 52 Take effect 53 Singer Piaf 55 “Rocky IV” rival Ivan 56 Goad 57 Witherspoon of “Four Christmases” 58 Letter in the middle: abbr.

59 Letters on fashion labels 60 City south of Sacramento 61 It may be untied 65 Words before carte or mode

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Nam Myoho Renge Kyo. Introductory meetings are held the third Sunday of the month. For further information, call 232-9121.

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Free will astrology

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Fibromyalgia support group

ARIES

(March 21–April 19) “Thou shalt not kill” is a crucial rule for you to follow, and not just in the literal sense. According to my reading of the astrological omens, you should also be extra vigilant as you avoid more metaphorical kinds of destruction.

Please be careful not to unleash ill–chosen words that would crush someone’s spirit (including your own). Don’t douse newly kindled fires, don’t burn recently built bridges, and don’t deprive fresh sprouts of the light they need to keep growing. To put this all in a more positive frame: It’s time for you to engage in a reverent and boisterous celebration of life, nurturing and fostering and stimulating everywhere you go.

TAURUS

(April 20–May 20) The baseball game was over. TV announcer Mike Krukow was describing the “ugly victory” that the San Francisco Giants had just achieved. The team’s efforts were sloppy and chaotic, he said, and yet the win counted just as much as a more elegant triumph. He ended with a flourish: “No one wants to hear about the labor pains; they just want to see the baby.” That’s my message to you this week, Taurus. All that matters is that you get the job done. It doesn’t matter whether you look good doing it.

GEMINI

(May 21–June 20) Here’s the really good news: CIA director Leon Panetta says there are fewer than 100 Al–Qaeda combatants in Afghanistan. Here’s the utterly confusing news: The U.S has over 94,000 highly trained human beings in Afghanistan whose express purpose is to destroy Al–Qaeda. I bring this up as a prod to get you to question your own allotment of martial force, Gemini. You definitely need to make sure you have a lavish reserve of fighting spirit primed to serve your highest goals.

Just make sure, please, that it’s pointed in the right direction.

CANCER

(June 21–July 22) “Give us this day our daily hunger,” prayed French philosopher Gaston Bachelard. It was his personal variation on the “Give us this day our daily bread” line from the Lord’s Prayer. I suggest you

use his formulation as your own in the coming week, Cancerian.

It’s the high season for your holy desires: a time when your mental and physical health will thrive as you tune in to and express your strongest, most righteous longings.

natural wonder might do the trick, or some exalted architecture, or the biography of a superb human being, or works of art or music that make you sob with cathartic joy. For extra credit, put yourself in the path of all the above.

LEO

(Oct. 23–Nov. 21)

(July 23–Aug. 22) In a recent horoscope, I wrote about Christopher Owens, lead singer of the band Girls, and how he wore pajama bottoms during a show he did in San Francisco. A reader named Eric was disgusted by this, seeing it as evidence that Owens is a self–indulgent hipster.

“Just another spoiled trust–fund kid,” he said in his email, “whose excessively privileged life has given him the delusion that he’s uninhibited.” With a little research, Eric would have found the truth: Owens was raised in an abusive religious cult by a single mother who worked as a prostitute to earn a meager living.

I bring this to your attention in hopes it will inspire you to avoid making any assumptions about anyone. More than ever before, it’s crucial that you bring a beginner’s mind to your evaluations of other human beings.

SCORPIO

In a favorable review of Badger Mountain Riesling wine, Winelibrary.com said, “The sweet succulent aromas of bosc pears are woven with lilacs and just a hint of petrol.” Meanwhile, Allure magazine named S cr tions Magnifique as one of the top five sexiest perfumes in the world, even though its fragrance is like “floral bilge.” Petrol? Bilge? Both commentaries seem to suggest that greatness may contain a taint –– or even that the very nature of greatness may require it to have a trace of something offensive. I’m guessing that’ll be a theme for you in the coming week.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22–Dec. 21)

I want to see your willpower surge and throb and carry you to a ringing triumph in the next two weeks, Virgo. I hope to be cheering you on as you complete a plucky effort to overcome some long–standing obstacle . . . as you put the finishing touches on an epic struggle to defeat a seemingly intractable foe . . . as you rise up with a herculean flourish and put the stamp of your uniqueness on a success that will last a long time.

During the grace period you’re currently enjoying, you have a talent for tuning in to the raw potential of whatever situation is right in front of you; you just naturally know how to establish rapport with circumstances you’ve never seen before. That’s why your spontaneous urges are likely to generate fun learning experiences, not awkward messes.

You’ll thrive as you improvise adeptly with volatile forces. It may therefore seem like your progress will be easy, even a bit magical.

Some people may regard your breakthroughs as unearned. But you and I will know that you’re merely harvesting the benefits that come from a long period of honing your powers.

LIBRA

CAPRICORN

The Italian word terribilit was originally used by art critics to describe the sculptures and paintings of Michelangelo. According to various dictionaries, it refers to “a sense of awe–inspiring grandeur,” “the sublime mixed with amazement,” or “an astonishing creation that provokes reverent humility.” In my astrological opinion, terribilit is a prerequisite for the next chapter of your life story. You need be flabbergasted by stunning beauty.

Where can you go to get it? A

A few single friends of mine use the dating site OkCupid to meet potential lovers. One woman got the following notice: “We are pleased to report that you are in the top half of OkCupid’s most attractive users. How can we say this with confidence? Because we’ve tracked click–thrus on your photo and analyzed other people’s reactions to you . . . Your new elite status comes with one important privilege: You will now see more attractive people in your match results. Also! You’ll be shown to

VIRGO

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(Sept. 23–Oct. 22)

(Dec. 22–Jan. 19)

more attractive people in their match results. And, no, we didn’t send this email to everyone on OkCupid. Go ask an ugly friend.”

According to my analysis of the astrological omens, Capricorn, you will soon receive a metaphorically comparable message, not from OkCupid, but from the universe itself.

AQUARIUS

(Jan. 20–Feb. 18) The liberation movement kindled in the 1960s wasn’t all fun and games. It ushered in expansive new ways of thinking about gender, race, sexuality, spirituality, music, and consciousness itself, but it was fueled by anger as well as by the longing for pleasure and meaning and transcendence.

A key focus of the rage was opposition to the Vietnam War. The adrenaline stirred by anti–war protests was an instrumental part of the mix that propelled the entire era’s push for freedom.

I’m hoping that the oil hemorrhage in the Gulf of Mexico will become a similar beacon in the next ten years. Can you think of a comparable prod in your personal life, Aquarius? A gnawing injustice that will help awaken and feed your irresistible drive to emancipate yourself?

PISCES

(Feb. 19–March 20) Here’s a thought from Piscean poet W.H. Auden: “The image of myself which I try to create in my own mind in order that I may love myself is very different from the image which I try to create in the minds of others in order that they may love me.” If what Auden describes is true for you, I suggest you try this experiment: Merge the two images; see if you can make them the same. You’re entering a phase in your cycle when you will have a tremendous opportunity to unify the inner and outer parts of your life. (And if Auden’s description is not true for you, congratulations: You are either an enlightened saint or well on your way to becoming one.)

meets the second Thursday from 5:30-6:30 p.m. in Conference Room 2, Candler Heart and Lung Building, 5356 Reynolds St.. 819-6743.

5354 Reynolds Ave. , Savannah http://www. sjchs.org/

First Line

An after-hours referral and information line to talk confidentially about birth control, sexually transmitted diseases and pregnancy options.

A free service from Planned Parenthood, available nightly from 7 to 11 p.m. at 1-800264-7154.

Gray Matters Brain Injury Support Group

For traumatic brain injury survivors and their caregivers. Meets the third Thursday at 5 p.m. in the gym at The Rehabilitation Institute at Memorial University Medical Center. 4700 Waters Avenue , Savannah http://www.memorialhealth.com/

Grief Support Group

Full Circle Grief and Loss Center, 450 Mall Blvd. Seven-week support groups for children and adults are offered by the bereavement counselors at no charge as a complementary service of Hospice Savannah. For information call 912.303.9442 or visit www.HospiceSavannahHelps.org. Savannah

Heartbeats for Life

A free support and education group for those who have suffered or want to prevent or reverse Heart Disease, and/or Diabetes problems. Contact, Jeff: 912-598-8457; email: jeff@ heartbeatsforlife-ga.org

Hope House

Provides housing and support services such as life skills, resources and referrals, follow-up care and parent-child activities funded by DHR Promoting Safe and Stable Families. Please call 236-5310 for information. Hope House of Savannah, 214 E. 34th St. , Savannah

KidsNet Savannah Parent Support Group

meets on the first Thursday of the month at 4:30 p.m. at the Department of Juvenile Justice Multi-Purpose Center, 1149 Cornell Ave. Call Carole Kaczorowski at 598-7001, Lorr Elias at 351-6375 or Bruce Elias at 644-5916.

Department of Juvenile Justice Multi-Purpose Center, 1149 Cornell Ave , Savannah

Leukemia, Lymphoma and Myeloma Support Group

For patients with blood-related cancers and their loved ones. Call Jennifer Currin, 3507845. Memorial Health University Medical Center, Savannah http://www.memorialhealth. com/

Living without Violence

The SAFE Shelter offers free drop-in counseling to anyone who is in an abusive relationship.

Meets every Thursday from 7-8:30 p.m. at the First Baptist Church Education Building at Whitaker & McDonough St. 234-9999. First Baptist Church of Savannah, 223 Bull St. , Savannah

Man to Man Prostate Cancer Support Group

meets the second Wednesday of the month at 6 p.m. on the second floor of the Lewis Cancer & Research Pavilion. 355-5196. Nancy N. and J.C. Lewis Cancer & Research Pavilion, 225 Reynolds Ave. , Savannah

Memorial Health Focus

Focus is a program to encourage Sickle Cell patients ages 11 to 18 and their parents and caregivers to learn more about Sickle Cell disease. For info, call Saundra at 350-3396.

Memorial Health University Medical Center, 4700 Waters Avenue , Savannah http://www. memorialhealth.com/

Multiple Sclerosis support group

discusses topics that are relevant to anyone with a debilitating disease every fourth Thursday at 3:30 p.m. at St. James Catholic Church, 8412 Whitfield Ave. at Montgomery Cross

Narcotics Anonymous

Call 238-5925 for the Savannah Lowcountry Area Narcotics Anonymous meeting schedule.

National Alliance on Mental Illness

A recovery support group for people living with mental illness. Tuesdays: 6:30-8pm, Trinity Lutheran Church, 12391 Mercy Blvd. Thursdays: 6:30-8pm, Pine Woods Retreat, 1149 Cornell Ave. Suite 3A. Saturdays: 1:30-3:30pm, Candler Heart & Lung Building (2nd Floor). Call 912353-7143 for more info.

Overeaters Anonymous

Meets weekly at several locations. Please visit www.oa.org to locate a meeting.

Pancreatic Cancer Support Group

Call Jennifer Currin at 350-7845. Memorial Health University Medical Center, 4700 Waters Avenue , Savannah http://www.memorialhealth.com/

Parkinson’s Disease Support Group

Meets the first Thursday of the month. 56:30pm in the Marsh Auditorium at Candler Hospital. For more info, call 355-6347 or 238-4666.

PRIDE Support Group

236-0363. 3025 Bull St , Savannah

Smoking Cessation Support Group

is open to anyone who has stopped smoking and needs additional support or to those who are considering trying to stop smoking. Call 819-8032 or 819-3361.

Spinal Injury Support Group

Meets every third Thursday of the month at 5:30 p.m. at the Rehabilitation Institute at Memorial Health. For info, call Jami Murray at 350-8900. Savannah http://www.memorialhealth.com/

Support Group for Parents of Ill Children

who have a seriously ill child receiving treatment on an inpatient or outpatient basis. A case manager facilitates the meetings, and a child life specialist provides an arts and crafts activity. Meets once a week. Call Donna at 3505616. Backus Children’s Hospital, 4700 Waters Avenue , Savannah http://www.memorialhealth.com/backus

Teens nurturing teens

Meets the third Sunday of the month at 3 PM on the 2nd floor of the Lewis Cancer & Research Pavilion. This group is for teens who have a family member or loved one impacted by cancer. For more info, call 819-5704.

This is a support group for parents of children with bleeding disorders. Call Mary Lou Cygan at 350-7285. Memorial Health University Medical Center, 4700 Waters Avenue , Savannah http://www.memorialhealth.com/

Tourettes Community of Savannah (TiCS)

assists survivors of rape and sexual assault.

The Rape Crisis Line is active 24 hours a day, 7 days a week at 233-7273. The center offers free, confidential counseling for victims and their families.

Troup Square Al-Anon Family Group

The group welcomes anyone suffering with this disorder, and family members or caregivers interested in learning more about it. For info, call Martyn Hills at 651-4094.

Wheeze busters

Rape Crisis Center

Reflex Sympathetic Dystrophy Support Group

S-Anon Family Group

A fellowship for families and friends of sexaholics. For info, call 663-2565.

Safe Shelter Outreach Program

Providing services for survivors of domestic violence. All services are confidential and free.

3025 Bull St. 651-0004. Safe Shelter Outreach Program, 3025 Bull St. , Savannah

Senior Citizen’s Inc. Alzheimer’s Support Group

For families of persons suffering from Alzheimer’s Disease and other forms of dementia. Second Thursday at 5:30 p.m. at Ruth Byck Adult Day Care facility, 64 Jasper St. Call ahead to reserve a seat. Call Stacey Floyd at

Meets on the 3rd Saturday of every month.

For more information contact. Michelle McGee 912-224-9201 or sign up on the Facebook page Tourette’s Community of Savannah. Call for meeting place and times A support group for friends and family of alcoholics, with special attention to issues of adult children of alcoholics. 495-9758 or www. al-anon.alateen.org. Unitarian Universalist Church of Savannah, 313 Harris St. , Savannah http://www.uusavannah.org/ is an asthma support group for children that meets in the Rainbow Room at The Children’s Place at Candler Hospital. Call 921-3368.

Candler Hospital, 5353 Reynolds St. , Savannah http://www.sjchs.org/

Women who love too much

meets Fridays from noon to 1 p.m. Call Maureen Wozniak at 355-4987.

Theatre The Odd Couple

Neil Simon’s classic comedy about two poker buddies - one a slob and the other a neat freak - who reluctantly move in together to save money. $15/adults, $10/students, seniors. Aug. 12+13, 8pm; Aug. 14, 3pm & 7pm; Aug. 15, 3pm. Muse Arts Warehouse (formerly Indigo

Arts Center). 703 D Louisville Rd. Call 7131137 for info.

The Who’s “Tommy”

The Arts Center of Coastal Carolina presents the award winning rock opera, June 23-Aug. 1. Featuring classics such as “Pinball Wizard,” “I’m Free” and “Tommy, Can You Hear Me.” Tickets: artshhi.com; 843-842-ARTS.

Volunteers America’s Second Harvest Food Bank needs volunteers

To help with various tasks around food bank and warehouse. Apply as soon as possible.

912-236-6750 ext 109. America’s Second Harvest of Coastal Georgia, 2501 E. President St , Savannah http://www.helpendhunger.org/

First Steps

Become a volunteer with First Steps and provide support, education and community resources to help parents of newborns establish healthy and positive relationships with their babies. Call 819-6910. St. Joseph’s Hospital, 11705 Mercy Blvd. , Savannah http://www. sjchs.org/

Good Samaratan Clinic

St. Joseph’s/Candler’s Good Samaritan Clinic in Garden City needs volunteer nurses, physicians, physician assistants, nurse practitioners, Spanish interpreters and clerical staff.

The Good Samaritan Clinic serves people without insurance and whose income is less than 200 percent of the federal poverty line. To volunteer call Greta Tholstrup at 429-1502.

Help Feed the Hungry

Savannah Hosea Feed the Hungry is in need of regular volunteers to maintain the food and clothing rooms. One or two regular volunteers are needed as a telephone clerk/receptionist.

We also need several strong arms with vans or trucks to load, deliver, and unload boxes of produce 3x a week. Daytime hours. Visit 141 Telfair Rd. or Call 912-232-3085.

Honor Flight

Honor Flight is a local non-profit dedicated to sending WWII veterans to Washington D.C. to see the WWII Memorial there. All expenses are paid by the organization, and is not funded by the government. They depend on donations from the community. If you’re interested in supporting the org, volunteering or nominating a veteran, contact Carol Megathlin - CAROL. MEGATHLIN@COMCAST.NET

Literacy volunteers needed

Project READ, an adult literacy program, is in need of volunteer tutors who can commit to 2 or 4 hours each week. Call Jodi at Royce Learning Center at 354-4047. Royce Learning Center, 4 Oglethorpe Professional Blvd , Savannah http://www.roycelearningcenter.com/

Live Oak Regional Public Libraries

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needs volunteers to assist in a variety of ways at its branches in Chatham, Effingham and Liberty counties. Call 652-3661. Bull Street Library, 2002 Bull St , Savannah http://www. liveoakpl.org/

Oatland Island Education Center

Oatland Island Wildlife Center often needs volunteers. Call 898-3980. Oatland Island Wildlife Center, 711 Sandtown Rd , Savannah http://www.oatlandisland.org/

Rebuilding Together Savannah

Volunteer organization in partnership with the community that rehabilitates houses of lowincome homeowners, particularly the elderly, disabled and families with children. Visit www. rebuildingtogethersavannah.org.

Riverview Health and Rehabilitation Center

is looking for volunteers to assist residents in activities or just come and visit. For info, call Rhonda Sheffield, volunteer coordinator, at 354-8225, Ext. 243. Riverview Health and

Rehabilitation Center, 6711 LaRoche Ave. , Savannah

Ronald McDonald House volunteers needed

Help in the “home away from home” for the families of hospitalized children. Volunteers also are needed to provide home-cooked meals for families staying at the house.

Volunteer internships also available for college students. Nikole Layton, 356-5520. Ronald McDonald House, 4710 Waters Avenue , http:// www.rmhccoastalempire.org/

Speech and hearing center needs volunteers

to conduct hearing screenings for adults and children. Nurses and retired nurses are encouraged to apply for eye, ear, and dental exams on pre-school children. Flexible scheduling is available. Savannah Speech and Hearing Center, 1206 E. 66th Street. Call Jane Medoff at 355-4601 Savannah Speech and Hearing Center, 1206 E 66th St , Savannah http://www.savannahspeechandhearing.org/

Telfair Docent Program

The Telfair Museum of Art is accepting applications for its volunteer docent program. After completing training, docents will be responsible for leading tours in the Telfair Academy and Jepson Center. Call Sarah Ward, 790-8827.

Telfair Academy of Arts and Sciences, 121 Barnard Street , Savannah http://www.tefair.org/

The Dolphin Project of Georgia

needs boat owners, photographers and other volunteers to help conduct scientific research on the Atlantic Bottlenose dolphin along the coast of Georgia. You must be at least 18 years old. Call 232-6572 or visit the Web site at www.

TheDolphinProject.org.

The Retired and Senior Volunteer Program

Share your time and talents with others.

Through RSVP seniors 55 and older serve at various community organizations from 1 to 40 hours per week. Call 234-7842 or Linda Fields at 238-2960, Ext. 123.

The Volunteer Center

is a service of the United Way of the Coastal Empire. Call 2-1-1 or 651-7726, 9 a.m.-4:30 p.m. Mon-Fri, or send e-mail to volunteer@ uwce.org. United Way of Coastal Empire, 428 Bull St , Savannah http://www.uwce.org/

The Women’s Center

Volunteers are needed to teach Basic Literacy Skills and Basic Computer Skills. Call Rhonda Anderson at 236-4226 or 447-5711. Wesley Community Center, 1601 Drayton St , Savannah http://www.wesleyctrs-savh.org/

Tutoring Volunteers Needed

If you are an education major, retired reading teacher or a community resident who is interested in volunteering your time to a reading and math tutorial program for elementary and middle school students, call the AfricanAmerican Health Information and Resource Center at 447-6605. African-American Health Information & Resource Center, 1910 Abercorn St , Savannah http://www.sjchs.org/1844.cfm cs

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Land/Lots for saLe 840 VACANT LAND 6.42 ACRES West G ar vin Street,Bloomingdale.

Could be small development or site for home and horses.

Priced to sell $150,000. Owner will consider some financing. Call Nick Bell, 659-5416. Shore,Bell and Seyle Realty 356-1653 for rent 855

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1133 E. 39TH STREET

3BR, 1 Bath, LR, DR, kitchen, front porch, CHA. $650/month, $650/security deposit.

Call Helen Miltiades Realty, 912-231-1981

1227 E. 55th Street

2BR/1BA Apt, LR, washer/dryer connections, central heat/air, $495/month, $495/security deposit. Call Helen Miltiades Realty, 912-231-1981

12350 Mercy Blvd, Savannah,GA31419

(912)925-4815 Super Summer Savings!

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for rent 855 •1304 East 39th st4BR/2BA, $895/$895 •2318 Alabama Ave3BR/2BA, $850/mo •100 Lewis Dr-apt 14B: 2BR/1.5BA, $625/mo

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2131 E. 37TH STREET

+DEPOSIT, NO-PETS NO-SMOKING. Call Bill:656-4111

3BR/1BA, hardwood in DR, laundry room, sunroom, LR, central gas, central air conditioner, electric water. $795/month, $795/security deposit. Call Helen Miltiades Realty, 912-231-1981

1413 NEWCASTLE ST.

2209 VICKSBURG DRIVE

Off Augusta Ave, 2BR/1BA, LR, Central heat/air, cute fenced yard. $515/month, $515/security deposit.

Call Helen Miltiades Realty, 912-231-1981

3BR/1BA, LR, eat-in kitchen, carport, W/D connections outside. $725/month, $725/security deposit. Call Helen Miltiades Realty, 912-231-1981

1418 EAST 42ND STREET Apt.#4 1BR, 1 Bath, LR, water/trash included. $425/month, $425/security deposit. Call Helen Miltiades Realty 912-231-1981

2220 E.Victory Dr. unit 2.

2BR/2BA Townhouse for rent. Central heat/air, appliances included. Centrally located between Beach/Downtown. $650/m. 912-238-5323

1519 AGATE STREET

(Carver Village-Stiles & Blun Ave) 4BR/1BA, LR, DR, W/D connection in kitchen, stove, dishwasher. Just remodeled hardwood floors, new carpet. $750/month, $750/security deposit. Call Helen Miltiades Realty, 912-231-1981

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1BR apt. 1124 E. 33rd St. Big, bright & roomy!

Hardwood floors, mosaic tile in kitchen, central heat/air, beautiful architectural features, front porch and small fencedin backyard. Large house divided into duplex. Pets welcome! $600/month.

912-257-5596

1/2 OFF 1ST Month’s Rent 2BR/1.5BA APARTMENT, Largo/Tibet area $600/month plus $600/deposit.

Call 704-3662 or 656-7842

2118 Mississippi Ave: 3BR, CH&A, hardwood floors, large laundry room, large yard, covered carport.No Section-8, No pets, $800/month,$800/deposit. Call 844-0752

2223 MASON DRIVE

3BR/2BA, LR, DR, eatin kitchen, laundry room, back porch, fenced yard, outside storage. $925/month, $925/security deposit.

Call Helen Miltiades Realty 912-231-1981

222 CHATHAM STREET

Convenient location off Montgomery Crossroads, 4BR/1BA, eat-in kitchen, LR, laundry room, front porch, large fenced backyard. $795/month, $795/security deposit. Call Helen Miltiades Realty, 912-231-1981

245 HOLLAND DRIVE #7

(upstairs) off Holland Drive. 1BR, 1BA, LR, DR, laundry room, porch. $515/month, $515/security deposit. One month free. Call Helen Miltiades Realty 912-231-1981 2 BEDROOM, 1 BATH Apt. Central heat/air, total electric, W/D hookup.

Midtown area. $575/month plus deposit. Call 912-441-8079

2BR/1BA Apartments for Rent

620 W. 38th St., clean, appliances included, W/D hookup, large backyard w/ deck.

4907 Meding St. W/D hookup, large yard, small patio.

Each $600/m, no pets, credit check req. Section 8 Ok Call 912-844-7446

for rent 855 2BR HOUSE on Westside: Screened porch, offstreet parking, fenced backyard, total electric, washer/dryer $700/month.

Call 912-659-8141

3706 MONTGOMERY ST.

(off W.57th St.) 2BR/1BA Apt, eat-in kitchen, back door to downstairs. $425/month, $425/security deposit. Call Helen Miltiades Realty, 912-231-1981

3BEDROOM/2BATH

2111 Causton Bluff Road. Furnished kitchen, living room, large family room, washer/dryer connections, fenced yard, storage bldg. Near Pennsylvania Ave. & President Street. $925/month, $925/security.

Call: 912-224-1014

3BR/2BA NICE House, nice area.

3yr. option. Call 404-826-0345 4 Columbus Dr. Savannah, 1BR, living room, dining area, kitchen w/ all appliances & utils. included $600/m.

912-234-0702 or 695-7276

507 E. 51st St., Apt. B Upstairs

2BR/1BA, LR w/fireplace, DR, Sunroom, Eat-in Kitchen with washer/dryer connections. $750/month, $750/security deposit.

One Month Free.

Call Helen Miltiades Realty, 912-231-1981

5 HUGHES ROAD

(DeRenne by Sav’h Christian) 3BR/1BA, den, eat-in kitchen, wood floors, deck, laundry room, central heat/air, fenced yard. $795/month, $795/security deposit. Call Helen Miltiades Realty, 912-231-1981

627 E.35TH STREET

3BR/1BA, LR, DR, wood floors, central heat/air, W/D connection in kitchen. $725/month, $725/security deposit. Call Helen Miltiades Realty, 912-231-1981

731 E. Henry St. (Upper)

3BR/1 bath, LR, DR, off-street parking, wood floors, Central Heat/Air, Front Porch Balcony, $715/month, $715/security deposit.

Call Helen Miltiades Realty, 912-231-1981

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912-308-0206 DOWNSTAIRS STUDIO Apt. in Ardsley Park. $550/month, includes water, trash and sewer.

Call 912-713-4581 EFFICIENCY FOR RENT: 1111 Skidaway Road. Efficiency room, stand-up shower, 5000 BTU a/c, gas fireplace. $500/month. $250/deposit or $150/weekly.

912-272-8020 Furnished efficiency.

Very nice, includes utilities, cable, washer & dryer. $200/week. $200/deposit.

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Beautifully restored & furnished row house. 2BR. 2 ½ B. $1,000 wkly. $2,400 monthly or $2,200 per mo for 6 months or longer. Utilities included with cap. ~GEORGETOWN: •46 King Henry Ct. Updated 3BR/2 ½ B. $1,075 mo. All appliances. Lease with option! ~WILMINGTON ISLAND: •911 Sandpiper.

3BR/2BA. Open living/dining. Den with f/p. Screened porch. Deck over pond. $1,200. mo •103 Bull River Bluff. 2BR/2B. Sunroom overlooking Tybee & Savannah River ship traffic. $950.

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Home for Rent - Savannah 8 Oxford Court - near Sav Mall 3bed 2bath, 1392 Sqft Lease purchase available $1100 mth and $1100 deposit www.mtpisgahproperties.com 912-823-3302

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897-1984, 8am-7pm WESTSIDE, Lamarville **1925 Cowan Ave. 3BR/1BA House $700/month. **1932 Fenwick Ave: 4BR/2BA $775/month. **1921A & 1926 Fenwick Ave: 3BR Duplex, 1BA $650/month. **1928 & 1934 Fenwick Ave: 2BR Duplex, 1BA $550/month.

*All above have carpet, A/C, washer/dryer hookup, fenced yard. References, application. Oneyear lease minimum.

Deposit same as rent.

None total electric, No smoking, pets negotiable.

MIDTOWN ONE ROOM Efficiency, 63rd & Bull Street. Close to hospitals, HAAF. Furnished w/refrigerator, stove, microwave,cable, utilities included. $750/month. 272-6919

MOHAWK TRAIL TOWNHOMES 2BR/2BA, great room w/fireplace, screened porch, garage, separate laundry room, quiet covenant enforced gated community. $1050/month +deposit.

844-0248

RENT: DUPLEX 1219 E. 53rd. 2-bedroom, 1bath. $550/month plus deposit $550. Two blocks off Waters Ave, close to Daffin Park.Call Alex @ 912-401-5710, Days/Nights/Weekends, email: alexcerbone@gmail.com

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ROOMS FOR RENT: Clean, secure, central heat/air, ceiling fan, cable, electric, stove and refrigerator, washer/dryer. Near Library and bus route. Furnished. $150 weekly. John Simmons, 912-844-5865.

Totally Energy Efficient Home- 3307 2nd Ave. Tremont Park, shady corner home 3BR/1BA, refrigerator, stove, central heat/air, washer/dryer hookup, all electric, carpet & ceramic tile, parking on premises, utility house in back yard rent/security $800 each, Call 912-232-7357 Section 8 Welcome

•Wilmington Island Duplex: 2BR/1BA, living room/dining room combination, kitchen furnished, laundry room, $750/month 912-897-6789 or 344-4164

Midtown near Hospitals

Rooms for Rent w/microwave, refrigerator, & cable.

Starting at $100/week. Ask for Tony: 912-323-6859 or Ed: 912-428-6529.

Lincoln Mark 7 LSC only 40k miles, fully serviced, new everything, AC, runs & drives great, very clean, $4,000. Call 912-312-2849

ROOMS FOR RENT, Southside location, Move-in Ready Now! Deposit of $110. 1st week free! $125/week, includes utilities. Call: 272-5396.

Section-8 Welcome •1019 Maupas: Very large, 4BR/2BA$1050 •2405 Tennessee: 3BR 1.5BA, great kitchen, $895 •1 Sydney: 3BR/1BA, $830 •2122 Alaska 3BR/1BA $825 257-6181 Small corner 1BR/1BA house on quiet block off Terrace St./Ogeechee Rd., new windows, new HVAC, July pro-rated, $600/m, 1 month + security deposit req.

Please send references: kwikk11@hotmail.com or call 912-441-8175 SOUTHSIDE- Hampstead Oaks Two bedroom, 1.5bath townhouse apt, total electric, $600/month with washer & dryer $625.

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•1219 EAST HENRY• 2BR/1BA, LR, large kitchen, off-street parking $600/month, $600/dep.

•2109 MASSACHUSETTS Ave• 3BR/2 full baths, LR, DR,CH&A, ceramic tile,carport $875/month, $850/dep.

•1BR APT• 5533-1/2 Alma Street, kitchen, 1BA, refrigerator & stove $480/month.

Call 912-844-6294

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TOWNHOUSE for Rent on Southside: 3BR/2.5BA includes use of community pool. $875/month + deposit. Call 912-376-0823 or 770-369-7419

Truly Elegant

2 & 3 bedrooom apartments & houses. All appliances furnished, hardwood floors, tile, Section-8 Welcome.

912-844-5996

UPCHURCH ENTERPRISES 912-665-0592 912-354-7737

32 GOEBEL Avenue: 3BR/1.5BA garage apt. $800/month.

GARDEN CITY: 4125 Sixth St. 3BR/1BA Apt., new flooring & paint $650/month.

VERY NICE AFFORDABLE HOMES 3BR/1BA, 210 Croatan St.$800 2BR/1BA, 5621 Betty Dr.$650 3BR/1.5BA, 318 Forrest Ave.$785 3BR/1BA, 1935 Greenwood St.$775 3-4BR/1BA, 13 Hibiscus Ave.$800 All have furnished kitchens, fenced yards, and lots more.

Call 507-7934 or 927-2853 •Westside: 613 Orchard, 2BR, kitchen furnished, all electric, central heat/air $625+deposit.

•Hardeeville: 4BR/1BA, central heat/air, all electric $750+deposit.

•507 W.48th: 1BR, carpet, kitchen furnished $445+deposit.

•Near Buckhalter: 2BR/1.5BA mobile home on private lot $550+deposit.

No Section 8.

234-0548

CommerCial ProPerty For rent 890

OFFICE CONDO FOR RENT

785 King George Blvd.

Suite 205 & 208, Brick, 3 downstairs offices approximately 1000 sq.ft. with Break Room, Utility Room, Bathroom.

ONLY $875/month, $875/security deposit. Call Helen Miltiades Realty, 912-231-1981

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rooms for rent 895 CLEAN, QUIET, Room & Efficiencies for Rent. On Busline, Stove, Refrigerator, Washer/Dryer.

Call 912-272-4378 or 912-631-2909 EFFICIENCY ROOMS Includes stove, refrigerator, private bath. Furnished! $180/week + deposit.

Call 912-844-5995.

FULLY FURNISHED Rooms w/cable. Utilities included.

Central heat/air with washer/dryer access. Gated, parking in safe neighborhood @ affordable price!

912-228-1242

LARGE VICTORIAN with windows on two sides, across from library, nicely furnished, all utilities.

TV/cable/internet, washer/dryer, $140/week. $504/month.

912-231-9464 Other apts. avail.

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Furnished, affordable room available includes utility, cable,refrigerator, central heat/air. $115-$140/weekly, no deposit.Call 912-844-3609

Tired of being alone?

Large, private room and bath. Share kitchen, laundry,living,etc.

3800Sq.ft. and pool. All fees included: internet, cable, utilities. Mature female household seeking roommate.Will check references. Available July 17. $150/weekly.

912-351-0115 NEED A ROOM? STOP LOOKING! Great rooms available ranging from $115-$140/weekly. Includes refrigerators, cable w/HBO, central heat/air. No deposit.

Call 912-398-7507.

NISSAN 200SX, 1998-

cold a/c, moonroof, 5 speed, great gas saver!!!

Asking only $1950.

912-441-2150

Need a Roommate?

Roommate Wanted Ads Still Only $24.50*

Call Savannah Pennysaver 912-238-2040

NO DEPOSIT-LIMITED TIME! NEAR MEMORIAL/ East &West CHATHAM •REDUCED RENT!• BLOOMINGDALE & SAVANNAH •Rooms $100 & Up. Furnished, includes utilities, central heat and air, Comcast cable, television, washer/dryer.

Hardwood floors, ceramic tile in kitchen and bath.

Shared Kitchen & Shared bath.

Call 912-210-0181.

*Private Party Only. Must share living space. No sublets, rooming / boarding houses or rentals allowed.

Rooms for rent: $130/week. Washer & Dryer, stove, refrigerator.

Call 313-4132

‘97 Jeep Cherokee Sport Low miles, cold AC, runs great $1975.

912-272-1677.

ROOMS FOR RENT

$99 MOVE IN SPECIAL SOUTHSIDEEASTSIDE - WESTSIDE New Large Clean Carpeted Rooms, only 2-4 rooms per guest house. Quiet Areas, Busline.

Cable, Fridge, TV, utilities, furnished rooms.

Rooms with PRIVATE BATHROOMS available. $99-$159/Week.

DISCOUNT FOR FOOD SERVICE AND HOTEL EMPLOYEES EFFICIENCY APTS 2BR/1BA, 1BR/1BA APTS. LR, refrigerator, stove, all utilities & cable included.

Weekly $179 & $225.

No sharing. Monthly rates available. No Credit check.

912-472-0628/3416122

ROOMS FOR RENT Completely furnished.

Central heat and air.

Conveniently located on busline. $130 per week.

Call 912-844-5995.

SENIOR Christian female seeking same as a roommate to share fully equipped home. Port Wentworth area. Call Carolyn to inquire about more i n f o, 912-844-4007.

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BUICK Park Ave., 1994Ultra turbo supercharged, clean , 1 owner, automatic, loaded, good condition $2500 firm. AS IS 912-663-0112

DODGE Ram 1500 SLT, 2004- Only 34K miles.

Step side bed, running boards. Loaded w/extras. $13,000. Call 925-6870 FENDER BENDER? Paint & Body Work.

Reasonably Priced.

Insurance Claims.

We buy wrecks. Call 912-355-5932.

FORD Explorer ‘01

Sunroof, automatic, air conditioner, all power, $2700 OBO. Call 272-1933.

Jeep Grand Cherokee Laredo ‘04

Air conditioner, all power, 4-door. $7500 OBO. Call 272-1933

OLDSMOBILE Intrigue, 1998- one owner, AC, heat, dual CD player, leather seats, power windows/locks, cruise control, $2400 obo $2,400.00 503-3154

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RARE FIND! VOLKSWAGEN BEETLE, 2004- Coupe, 2 dr, turbo S, diesel, 6 speed, 28,800 miles, 1 owner, MUST SELL! Too many vehicles, too few drivers! See & drive to appreciate $1000 under book. Call 912-897-4775 or 663-3539.

Short-style Lincoln $2250 OBO

Selling 1994 Lincoln Series-type. 135K miles, runs good, V6 motor, brand new tires, brand new water pump, alternator, belts, oil change, AC/heat, cruise, sunroof, leather interior, well kept.Mint condition.

Call 912-341-3948.

Boats & accessories 950 27’ CONTENDER, 2000. Twin Yamaha ‘00, New upholstery, loaded with extras. $42,000 OBO. MUST SELL! Call Jeff 844-9075, Brandy 272-3910 POWERBOAT 13-1/2’ Custom Craft, 50Hp Johnson, rebuilt, economical, trailer, Extras!

Great shrimping boat! $1250 firm. Call Mac, 912-927-0716 SUNDANCE SKIFF, 2008, 16’. 50Hp Yamaha, with galvanized trailer. Still under warranty, less than 40hrs. $6500. Call 912-541-3181

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