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this week | compiled by robin wright gunn | happenings@connectsavannah.com

Week At A Glance is Connect Savannah’s listing of various events over the coming week. If you would like an event listed, please email WAG@connectsavannah.com.

Include specific dates, time, locations with addresses, cost and a contact number. Deadline for inclusion is 5pm Friday, to appear in next Wednesday’s edition.

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Theater: Alice Underground

Wednesday Baseball: Savannah Sand Gnats Pack the Park Night What: Sand Gnats vs. Lexington Leg-

ends. A new charity each Wednesday benefits from Pack the Park Night.

When: 7:05 p.m Where: Grayson Stadium Cost: $7 gen. adm.

Film: The Candy Snatchers (1973, USA)

What: 40th anniversary screening of this "bona fide" cult classic.

When: 8 p.m Where: Sentient Bean, 13 East Park Ave. Cost: $6

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What: Dark Horse Theatre presents a play based on Alice's Adventures in Wonderland and Through the Looking Glass, by Lewis Carroll.

When: 8 p.m Where: Muse Arts Warehouse, 703 Louisville Rd. Cost: $15 Info: darkhorseasheville.com.

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TEDx: Creative Coast

What: Ideas worth spreading--the local version, now in its fourth year.

When: 9 a.m.-6 p.m Where: Jepson Center for the Arts, 207 West York St. Cost: Sold Out. Info: tedxcreativecoast. com/

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Theater: Alice Underground

Friday Chris Dubail: Impressionist

Thursday Baseball: Savannah Sand Gnats Budweiser Thirsty Thursday

What: Connect Savannah sponsors another Thursday with Half price Bud draft beer and soda. Tonight's opponent: Lexington Legends.

When: 7:05 p.m Where: Grayson Stadium Cost: $7 Gen. Adm.

Charlie Johnson Lecture Series: “Gari Melchers’s New York Connections”

What: Lecture by Courtney McNeil, Cu-

rator of Art, on the items in the Telfair collection with strong NY connections.

When: 6 p.m Where: Telfair Academy of Arts and Sciences, 121 Barnard St.

Drinking Liberally

Vicki Weeks of the Coffee Party on persuading City Council to pass a resolution that repeals “Citizens United”.

When & Where: 7 p.m. Brick House, 514 M.L.King Jr. Blvd.

Cost: Free

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When: 6-9 p.m Where: Foxy Loxy Cafe,

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What: Savannah Comedy Revue presents Dubail headlining their monthly comedy night. As seen on late night and Comedy Central.

When: 8 p.m Where: Bay Street Theatre, 1 Jefferson Cost: $15 VIP seating. $9 Gen. Adm. Info: savannahcomedyrevue.com

Film: Gentlemen Prefer Blondes (1953)

What: Part of the Marilyn Monroe Birthday Weekend. A comedy about two gold-digging dames who sing and dance, go to Paris, get mixed up with millionaires and paupers, and live happily ever after. With Marilyn Monroe and Jane Russell.

When: 7 p.m Where: Lucas Theatre for the Arts, 32 Abercorn St. Cost: $8 Info: lucastheatre.com

First Friday Art March

What: Open houses at several art related businesses and galleries in the neighborhood between Forsyth Park & Victory Drive. Art receptions, live music and the Indie Arts Bazaar from 6-9pm every first Friday of the month. Check website for a map and list of stops.

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‘Thank You’ party upstairs at Foxy Loxy as part of First Friday Art March When: first Friday of every month, 6 p.m Cost: Free & open to the public Info: artmarchsavannah.com/

First Friday for Folk: Chris Desa and Michael Johnathon What: Local singer/songwriter Desa

opens for Johnathon, a singer/songwriter/author who created and hosts the worldwide broadcast of the "Wood Songs Old-Time Radio Hour."

When: 7:30 p.m Where: First Presbyterian Church, 520 Washington Ave. Cost: $5 Suggested Donation Info: savannahfolk.org

Art March and Kickstarter Thank You Party

What: Celebrating the opening of the upstairs section of the cafe, funded with a Kickstarter campaign launched in March. Part of the First Friday Art March in nearly a dozen galleries and shops along Bull Street in "SOFO." (South of Forsyth). Music in the courtyard by Ogeechee River Rounders and art reception for Unnamed Places, mixed media works by Benjamin Stanley.

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What: Dark Horse Theatre presents a play based on Alice's Adventures in Wonderland and Through the Looking Glass, by Lewis Carroll.

When: June 6-8, 8 p.m Where: Muse Arts Warehouse, 703 Louisville Rd. Cost: $15

A Year With Frog and Toad

What: Tony-nominated Broadway musical which follows two great friends: the cheerful, popular Frog and the grumpy Toad.

When: 8 p.m.

Where: Savannah Children's Theatre, 2160 East Victory Dr. Info: savannahchildrenstheatre.org

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Saturday 16th Annual Tybee Island Tour of Homes

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Film: Some Like it Hot (1959)

What: Part of the Marilyn Monroe Birthday Weekend. Joe and Jerry (Tony Curtis and Jack Lemmon) are two hapless Chicago musicians who witness the St. Valentine's Day Massacre.

When: 7 p.m Where: Lucas Theatre, 32 Abercorn St. Cost: $8

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Matt's Moon River Cruise

What: Matt Kohler was killed in 2012 when he was struck by a driver while riding his bike in Bloomingdale. The event will feature live music, a special edition beer, prizes, valet bike parking and a casual bike ride stating from Ellis Square at 1 p.m. Donations benefit Savannah Bicycle Campaign and Ga. Bikes Where: Moon River Brewing Co., 21 West Bay St. Cost: $20 (Suggested Donation)

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What: Longtime touring band Of A Revolution rolls into Grayson Stadium for their first-ever appearance in the SAV. When: 5 p.m Where: Grayson Stadium Cost: $35 GA, $25 Military and Students, $70 VIP Info: ofarevolution.com/

Sankofa Center for the Arts Grand Opening

What: Features a performance by the center's students and instructors.

When: 1-3 p.m Where: 221 Executive Circle.

Cost: Free and open to the public.

Theater: Alice Underground

What: Dark Horse Theatre presents a

play based on Alice's Adventures in Wonderland and Through the Looking Glass, by Lewis Carroll.

When: June 6-8, 8 p.m Where: Muse Arts Warehouse, 703 Louisville Rd. Cost: $15

What: Luci­a A. Jahannes in a one wom-

an concert based on Sojourner Truth's 1851 speech, a major call for women's equality. A fundraiser for Jahannes, currently Miss Savannah USA, to cover expenses for Miss Georgia USA. When: 7 p.m Where: Sanctuary, 8912 Whitefield Ave. Cost: $20

A Year With Frog and Toad

What: Adults and youth perform in this

Tony-nominated Broadway musical which follows two friends: the cheerful, popular Frog and the grumpy Toad.

When: 3 and 8 p.m.

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Film: 32nd Anniversary of original Raiders of the Lost Ark ‘Mystery Screening’

What: A rare public screening of a littleknown by closely related film. How closely related? Well, let’s just say that there’s never been another movie made this similar to the original Raiders. Not a sequel. Show up and be surprised!

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At about 11 a.m. on July 26, 2012, Matt Kohler was riding his bicycle on Highway 80 near Bloomingdale.

A car came up behind him. The driver neglected to pay attention to the road for a split second. That was all it took.

Kohler’s bike was hit from behind. He flew into the car’s windshield, then up and over and down onto the pavement.

Matt Kohler was dead at age 22.

He left behind his wife of less than two months, Kori Kohler — now a widow in her early 20s.

“Matt meant the world to me and his family and friends, and also the whole community. He was such a huge part of Savannah and Georgia Southern,” says Kori.

Outdoorsman, activist, jokester… Matt was known by many and had a real impact.

“He helped restart the TKE fraternity at Georgia Southern after it had gone under,” Kori recalls of her husband, due to graduate with an accounting degree from GSU. “He was just such a bright light.”

Kohler worked at Home Depot to help put himself through school. In their leisure time, Matt and Kori would often watch the Sand Gnats play.

“He loved Savannah. He was part of the community,” says his wife. “This happened in the prime of his life because somebody neglected for one second to watch where they were going. He was so very full of life, and I want everybody to know that in an instant that can all be taken away.”

There’s no way Kori can bring her husband back. But she is trying to spread the word about safe driving and the need for drivers to share the road with bicyclists.

A recent study by the University of Georgia found that Chatham County was the most dangerous county in the state for car vs. bike incidents & injuries. From 20022011, there were seven car vs. bike fatalities in the area. At the top of the list of most dangerous routes, no surprises: Habersham Street, Bull Street, Abercorn.

Matt Kohler at a Sand Gnats game, one of his favorite pasttimes

A very special event this weekend spreads the message of vigilance and memorializes Kori’s husband’s remarkable life and contribution.

On “Matt’s Moon River Cruise,” you can take a group bike ride from Ellis Square with a bunch of like-minded folks.

What else is in store other than riding bicycles? Two words: BEER GARDEN. The ride culminates at one of Matt and Kori’s favorite hangouts, Moon River Brewing Company, with live music and a new microbrew launch in honor of Matt.

Moon River Brewmaster John Pinkerton says as an avid road cyclist himself, the news of Matt’s passing “struck a deep chord for me as I thought of all of the people I know who still share the roads with vehicles in and around Savannah.”

Knowing how much Matt and Kori enjoyed hanging out at Moon River, Pinkerton helped craft a special beer to be unveiled at the event.

Matt’s Moon Cruise Pale Ale will be a “Belgo-American style Pale Ale, featuring the refreshing fruity/ spicy aroma of our Belgian yeast strain and the citrus/pine/ tropical fruit character of our American hop selections.” Also, this: a brand-new bike will be auctioned off at the event.

Back to policy: A main goal of the event is to educate the public on how to safely share

the road with cyclists and increase awareness of Georgia’s “3-foot passing law.”

“Georgia Bikes has been successful in recent years in achieving state level policy changes to improve cyclists’ safety on Georgia’s roads,” says Drew Wade, chairman of the Savannah Bicycle Campaign and a board member of Georgia Bikes.

“Still, Chatham County has the highest rate of bike vs. auto injuries and fatalities in the state, and a tragedy like Matt’s highlights the need to continue to raise awareness about the problem.”

So what exactly has caused the problem?

“Most of our county is just not built for riding a bike in,” says Wade, citing a recent “bike score” showing decidedly mediocre results for Savannah — a score of 48 (Cambridge, Mass., got 91.5).

“Bike scores are much better in town where it’s easier to bike, but in other areas people aren’t biking. And the ones that are, are probably getting hurt at higher rates.”

Wade concludes that “It’s many years of autocentric planning and engineering.” cs Matt’s Moon River Cruise When: Sat., June 8, 2-5 p.m. (ride starts 1 p.m.)

Where: Moon River Beer Garden, 21 W. Bay St. (Bike ride leaves from Ellis Square) Cost: Suggested donation is $20 and benefits Savannah Bicycle Campaign and Georgia Bikes.

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High density housing on the rise New developments transforming Savannah’s neighborhoods

by Jessica Leigh Lebos | jll@connectsavannah.com

More than a year after it was approved by City Council, One West Victory has finally broken its first ground.

A crane flew an American flag last week at the ceremony heralding the official start of the $25 million mixed use project at the site of the former Savannah Ice Company property. At 124,000 square feet, One West Victory includes the renovation of the iconic buildings between Bull and Whitaker along Victory Drive and will also blanket the corner with new construction for 114 multi-bedroom apartment units.

Estimates of the number of new residents — likely but not limited to students — are between 335 and 350.

Before the project was introduced to the Metropolitan Planning Commission last May, residents from the nearby neighborhood associations of Ardsley Park, Thomas Square and Metropolitan expressed concern about how the increase would affect their property values and quality of life. Jamestown Properties, the Atlanta-based real estate magnate behind high-profile successes in New York and Atlanta, responded by holding three public meetings before it went before the MPC. Known for its knack in reviving languishing properties to their former economic and community vitality,

Jamestown wooed residents with its commitment to LEED-certified building practices, generous greenspaces and thoughtful commercial planning and has garnered celebrity chef Hugh Acheson to head the new restaurant that will open in the 19th-century red brick building. Wide sidewalks and bike racks promise to keep things pedestrian and bicycle-focused at what will be a locus point for several neighborhoods.

“We’re excited to be partnering with the local community to deliver a dynamic, student-focused residential community to the historic Starland neighborhood,” says Katharine Kelley, Jamestown’s Managing Director of Development and Construction.

Though some discontent remains regarding the scale of the four-story parking garage that will border the railroad tracks on the west side of Bull Street, public reception has been mostly positive. Construction is expected to be completed by next summer, and the restaurant will open its doors in spring 2015.

Also bringing new life to a faded landscape is the construction of The Savannah Lofts at the corner of East Broad and 39th Streets. Featuring 36

one-bedroom, two-story apartments with hardwood floors, stainless appliances and off-street parking, the units are meant to cater to Savannah’s ever-increasing student population as well as young professionals. The developers have also partnered with the city to revamp the streetscape with improved lighting, new trees and a linear park that will run along the front side of the apartments.

Once a thriving commercial hub that contained Rex’s restaurant and Weiner Grocery Store, this stretch of East Broad hasn’t seen much action in the last 20 years. The Savannah Lofts development has been in the works since 2000, the days when Michael Brown was the city manager and this part of town had fallen into deep neglect. Owners Fred Krinsky and Bill Hall were able to buy up 14 contiguous properties, with a vision that includes the lofts as well as restaurants and other commercial use.

“We came into the neighborhood during a down cycle...lots of crime, blight, poverty and vacant houses.

But it is a great neighborhood, great architecture, great people, beautiful trees and the heart of Savannah,” writes Krinsky on the Savannah Lofts website. “Our job is to live up to the expectations we have created and to be a constructive, positive part of the neighborhood.”

The Savannah Lofts has also secured HUD funding; each unit will rent for $750 in accordance to the fair market value assessment for affordable housing. Original plans called for a Family Dollar to be built in conjunction with the project, but residents of nearby Baldwin Park rejected that idea.

To keep in line with their elevated vision of the area, Krinsky and his associates are now bringing in former 700 Drayton chef Michael Semancik to open a taqueria in the Shiv’s convenience store currently across the street from the new lofts.

“At different points in history it has been a commercial district of its own,” says Harley Krinsky, the developer also renovated the commercial strip on Habersham that includes AlSalaam Deli. “Bringing it back will be great for the whole area.”

Both the apartments and the taqueria are scheduled for move-in by September 1.

Also expected to be ready for new residents this fall is Avenues on 61st, the controversial development near Habersham Village. Chance Partners submitted site plans to the MPC last March for the 32 4-bedroom units in accordance to existing zoning for the property, which did not require a variance that would have alerted nearby property owners that 128 more people would be moving into

the neighborhood.

After construction began this spring, it became evident that the project was being leased by the individual bedroom for $610 a month. This was not revealed on the original site plan and changed the zoning classification from multi-family to rooming house, increasing the current parking requirements.

The Olin Heights Neighborhood Association brought the oversight to city officials, protesting rent-by-theroom policy as well as the project’s massive scale.

The developers claim they were not aware that Avenues on 61st violated zoning ordinances and have changed the leasing agreements to conform with city code. In a letter dated May 16, City Manager Stephanie Cutter has also demanded that the developers address issues associated with noise, light pollution, a tree buffer and on-site management, though there is no mention of mitigating the project’s excessive height.

Avenues on 61st has no commercial component, though overflow parking is expected to be taken up by Habersham Village as well as on surrounding streets.

Chance Partners could not be reached for comment, but representatives are slated to address concerns at a public meeting with residents and city officials this Wednesday, June 5 at 6pm at the Whitfield Methodist Church on 55th Street at Waters Avenue.

“They can change the wording on the leases, but that doesn’t fix the fact that there are going to be too many people and too many cars in too small a space,” says Richard Bartels, president of the Olin Heights Neighborhood Association.

“But it’s here now, and we’ve going to have to figure out how to live with it.” cs

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Top: City officials and developers break ground at One West Victory. Bottom: The future Savannah Lofts on East Broad Street.

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The (Civil) Society Column

by Jessica Leigh Lebos | jll@connectsavannah.com

Don’t worry, Bea’s happy

Walking and talking with the new director of The Creative Coast Last week, when I called up new Creative Coast director Bea Wray for an interview, the first thing she asked me is “Can you walk and talk?” I replied that I would be fine if I kept chewing gum out of the equation. Probably.

But even without a stick of Wrigley’s I had a hard time keeping up.

It was only her fifth day on the job as the head of Savannah’s entrepreneurial nurture nest and innovation think tank, and Bea was already moving at lightning speed.

When I arrived at the airy offices on Wright Square, she’d just gotten off the phone with philanthropist Howard Morrison and had squeezed me in before a lunch meeting with a board member. I was thinking my old Dansko mary janes would serve me well for a leisurely stroll around Tomochichi’s Rock when I noticed Bea was wearing cross trainers.

And she intended to use them.

“Let’s head towards the park,” she suggested, already ten feet ahead of me, blond curls flying behind her.

“We’re the glue. We put the suits with the tattoos together with a purpose,” Wray says of The Creative Coast’s mission

Recorder in hand, I gamely trotted along, trying to avoid tripping over the cobblestones as I reconciled the impressive person I had read about on paper (Harvard MBA, venture capital darling of Siemens Business Services, successful serial entrepreneur) with the grinning lady in the pink polka dot skirt kvelling about her three kids. Though she may look

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Bea lives on Hilton Head Island, but her Savannah roots run deep: Her grandfather was a deacon at Cavalry Baptist Church when the social hall was just a card table and some foldup chairs. Her other grandmother

worked on Broughton Street bringing in container ships. Both her parents attended Savannah High and came up “very poor,” and Bea grew up understanding that with this city’s gilded charms comes great challenges.

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“In my mind, nothing squelches creativity like poverty. Nothing ignites it like prosperity. Period.”

I had to admit to Bea that while I have always been a great admirer of the sexy techy-business network branded by Miller in 2007 and most recently headed by community advocate Jake Hodesh, I wasn’t exactly sure what the Creative Coast does.

I mean, I dig the programming like FastPitch (a local, kinder version of Shark Tank) and the inspirational showcase that is TEDx. But say you’ve got this great idea for a widget or service. What next?

“Well, our mission is to encourage, enhance and build innovative, knowledge-based businesses. But what does that really mean, right?” she asked rhetorically as the buckle of my Danskos rubbed uncomfortably on my ankle.

“We’re the glue. We put the suits with the tattoos together with a purpose.”

She calls her predecessors’ legacies a “launching pad” and means to kick up the reach beyond the Talmadge Bridge. She’s still defining her next steps but intends to utilize her extensive network as well tap into the region’s undersung assets, like AASU’s IT department and the Darla Moore School of Business in South Carolina. The board chose her from 300 applicants, banking that her consulting skills — worth $300 an hour in the big world — will translate into greater opportunities for us all.

Perhaps the expectation of Bea’s new era is best described by board member Rad Harrell, the host of this Friday’s sold out TEDx event (lucky you if you got your ticket!)

“Chris was the beta; he got it going and defined it. Then there was Jake; he was version 1.0, laying out the market and creating relationships,” explains Rad with his signature enthusiasm.

“Now we have Bea, the 2.0, who’s bringing it all up to scale — she’s a rocket ship.”

Tell me about it. By the end of my “walk” with her, I had practically melted my soles of my shoes. Judging from her pace, there will be no coasting under Bea’s watch — maybe it should be renamed the Creative Sprint? (*Boom* Thanks folks, I’m here every week! Tip your servers!)

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Munich — until 9/11, when she and husband returned with their new baby to American soil “temporarily.” They fell in love with Daufuskie Island, settled into Lowcountry life.

But Bea is not one to be lulled into a stupor, no matter how lovely the scenery. In 2001, she met with thenCreative Coast director Chris Miller, who helped her hatch Source Harbor Inc., a third-party escrow company that protects source codes and intellectual property for those who license software. I’m not exactly sure what that means, but apparently it was a damn good idea.

“I walked in and said ‘Hey, can you help me start by business?’ And Chris shook his ponytail at me and told me to go for it,” Bea remembered as we breezed up Bull Street, the exhaust from the traffic mixing with the lemony scent of magnolias.

“I raised local dollars, built up four offices with clients in 14 different countries. I sold it to an international company, returned everyone their investments, then took off a couple of years to be a mom. That’s exactly what I want to help other people do.”

Bea and her growing family eventually moved to be with her parents on Hilton Head, and she’s kept her tan toes in the entrepreneurial waters with the social media site Kin Valley and a mobile app for ER doctors.

She often catches a ride with other big-brained commuters like ThincSavannah co-founder Tom Shimado and HunterMaclean powerhouse Diana McKenzie.

“When I come across that bridge, it means something to me,” she said.

“I have a very joyful life. I’m a very happy person. I like creativity. I also like to be prosperous. I want to help people understand their resources.”

Our conversation jumped from socioeconomic strategies to soccer mom sympathies back to Savannah’s position in the global economy as we blazed past the Forsyth Park fountain. I mention that as hard as SEDA and other entities work to bring sound business here, we seem to be hanging out in a certain comfort zone. If Savannah really is going to make a push to become the worldclass city we believe it can be, we’ve got to create sustainable jobs for all these college grads.

Bea’s key seems to be marrying off some of the starving artistic potential around here to a greater capitalistic vision:

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Good running, giving back Survivors abound in the world of charity running events “I am not a wounded warrior. I was a wounded toddler,” I overheard Kelly Luckett say during a run meet up downtown.

While it is not the most important or interesting thing about Kelly, the result of her “wounded toddler” episode is often the first thing people notice. This nine time Boston Marathon participant, Ultra marathon runner lost her right leg.

As an aside, you will find that the members of the ragtag group “Savannah Rough Runners” may show up in “More Than Miles” a bit more frequently than would typically be prudent of a traditional column.

Journalistic ideals tend to favor the unbiased. Lucky for me, I tend to not be traditional or a journalist.

Back to last Saturday.

The Challenged Athletes Foundation was founded in 1997 to help the physically challenged have the opportunity to pursue an active lifestyle.

They assist all types of disabilities with no regard to ability level or previous athletic performance. In other words, you don’t have to be fast, you just have to be willing — an idea The Savannah Rough Runners totally get.

For many physically challenged athletes, doing this on their own is not only a physical hurdle, but a financial one. Kelly explained, “Do you know that a below-knee running prosthesis, such as mine, costs around $15,000? Insurance considers it a luxury and very few companies ever cover the cost.”

Loosely sanctioned and promoted by word of mouth, Masumi’s 24 Hour Run for Challenged Athletes Foundation at Daffin Park brought out runners of various interest, distance, and speed. They flowed in and out over the course of the day and through the night.

When 8 a.m. Sunday rolled around, Lara Zoller, who had kicked off the race with a stirring performance of The Star Spangled Banner, finished up the event with a whopping 100 miles logged around Daffin Park.

Masumi Herota & Kelly Luckett at the 24 Hour Run for Challenged Athletes Foundation at Daffin Park

The runners raised nearly $1,000 for the charity.

Charity running is not new in Savannah. Anyone with a 5k t-shirt (and there are a ton of those!) can see what cause was supported through those miles. Some are as new and organic as the Daffin Park Run, showing that the feet of a few can make a difference. Still another has been working out the details for 25 years and turned the training cycle into a cancer fighting army.

The Leukemia & Lymphoma Society’s Team In Training has been raising money to help combat blood cancers since 1988. Spearheaded locally by Jennie Brewster, this organization works with participants to attain event specific training and fundraising goals.

“TNT mostly attracts beginner runners and walkers,” says Jennie, “but we also have lots of alumni,

intermediate and advanced runners, triathletes, and cyclists. We really run the gamut. It’s a very encouraging, non-intimidating environment. Any level of fitness is welcome. It’s a great way to meet new people and push yourself out of your comfort zone to accomplish big goals – all while supporting life changing blood cancer research.”

Jennie gets very excited when she talks about her TNT participants. It is easy to see why. These courageous athletes come from all different types of backgrounds and abilities to do what they can to support the cause.

Tricia Thomas was in her late 50’s and discouraged about her health.

She joined TNT in spring of 2011 to walk the San Diego half marathon. RNR Savannah will now be her fourth half marathon.

Diane Woods is a leukemia survivor in her 50’s. She had never done any type of race. This year she is training for her second half marathon.

David Costrini is a triathlete in his fourth year of TNT. In memory of a family friend, Dr. Jane Philbrick, he has raised somewhere around $50,000. He doesn’t need TNT for the training but his continued involvement motivates others and makes him a valuable training resource.

Doug Farley is a TNT monster story. A leukemia survivor, he completed his first marathon in 2011.

Now an Ultra runner, he’s planning to do the North Face Endurance 50K this season with TNT. Milly and Joe Pitts run, bike, swim, and coach in memory of her father who lost his battle to blood cancer when she was a child in the 1960’s.

She is training to complete the America’s Most Beautiful Bike Ride which covers 100 miles in Lake Tahoe.

In times of need, adversity, challenge, and oppression, runners will seek the solution in a run. Of course during times of excess, support, success, and liberation, runners will also run.

This leads some to say we are just looking for reasons to run. There is a lot of truth to that and I reply, “So what? Let’s do some good work.” cs

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Blotter All cases from recent Savannah/ Chatham Police Dept. incident reports

All-meth edition The Chatham-Savannah Counter Narcotics Team (CNT) announced the “arrests and dismantling of two separate methamphetamine organizations operating throughout Chatham, Bryan, Effingham, and Bulloch Counties.”

In 2011, CNT began investigating several members of the Basham family following complaints of suspected drug activity resulting in the arrests of a husband and wife.

Thomas and Melodie Basham were arrested in Bryan County by CNT in December 2011 following the seizure of a meth lab. Both Thomas Basham and Melodie Basham were charged with Manufacturing Methamphetamine by CNT and both were also charged with meth charges by the Richmond Hill Police Department in

a separate investigation.

February 2013, Thomas Basham’s brother, Roger Basham and Hope Mitchell were both arrested by Richmond Hill Police following the seizure of a meth lab in Richmond Hill and were charged with Manufacturing Methamphetamine.

During the following month, Thomas Basham while out on bond for the CNT arrest in 2011, was again arrested, this time by the Effingham County Sheriff ’s Office. Marcus Lindsey was also arrested. In that case, Thomas Basham and Lindsey were arrested after being found in an unlawful possession of pseudoephedrine obtained in Chatham County.

Following the multiple arrests of the Basham family members in the surrounding counties “and knowing manufacturing methamphetamine often includes multiple persons, CNT focused its investigation on the Basham’s criminal empire” rather than the individual persons arrested in the separate incidents.

There, CNT found additional family members and associates

were conspiring to purCarney, and Lisa chase large amounts of Williams. “Persons pseudoephedrine and manufacturing other items needed for methamphetamine the manufacturing of often discard the methamphetamine. finished lab by CNT learned the simply throwing organization made or it into a wooded Thomas Basham attempted to make over area or by leaving 236 purchases of pseudoit on a roadway,” a ephedrine over 17 months. spokesman says.

The purchases were made CNT with the Chatham County in 12 counties in Georgia and two in Sheriff ’s Office, Bryan County SherSouth Carolina. Based on the known iff ’s Office, Bulloch County Sheriff ’s amount of purchased pseudoephedOffice, and the Tri Circuit Counter rine, it’s estimated the organization Drug Task Force, executed multiple had produced over 14 ounces of arrest warrants and one search warmethamphetamine with an estimated rant throughout Chatham, Bryan street value of up to $40,000.” and Bulloch Counties. A total of ten March 26, 2013, CNT began a people were arrested. separate investigation following the The search warrant in the 4100 discovery of a discarded meth lab on block of Bacontown Road in PemCuyler Road in Bryan County. Durbroke resulted in the arrests of seving that investigation, CNT found eral of the wanted persons, seizure of components of the meth lab were methamphetamine and items compurchased or obtained in Chatham monly used in the manufacturing of County. CNT identified a total of four methamphetamine. cs people connected to the lab, ChristoGive anonymous crime tips to pher Davis, Heather Dunn, Kimberly Crimestoppers at 234-2020

• The Food and Drug Administration proposed recently to limit the quantity of tiny “mites” that could occupy imported cheese, even though living, crawling mites are a feature desired by aficionados. (“Cheese is absolutely alive!” proclaimed microbiologist Rachel Dutton, who runs the “cheese laboratory” at Harvard University.) In fact, cheese is home to various molds, bacteria and yeasts, which give it flavor, and sellers routinely use blowers to expel excessive critters, but the FDA now wants to limit them to 6 bugs per square inch. However, according to a May report on NPR, lovers of some cheeses, especially the French Mimolette, object, asserting both an indifference to the sight of mites creeping around -- and a fear of taste-loss (since the mites burrow into the hunk, aerating it and extending the flavor).

Ironies • Energy West, the natural gas supplier in Great Falls, Mont., had tried recently to raise awareness of leaks by distributing scratch-and-sniff cards to residents, demonstrating gas’s distinctive, rotten-egg smell. In May, workers cast aside several cartons of leftover cards, which were hauled off and disposed of by crushing -- which released the scent and produced a massive blanket of odor over downtown Great Falls, resulting in a flurry of panicked calls to firefighters about gas leaks.

• Well, Of Course! (1) The Ypsilanti,

Mich., City Council voted in May on a free for the taking and admitted that resolution that would have required the he had previously taken items from the members always to vote either “yes” or porch. (2) In May, Los Angeles police “no” (to thus reduce the recent, annoybought back 1,200 guns in one of the ing number of “abstain” votes). The resperiodic U.S. buy-back programs, but olution to ban abstaining failed because they declined to accept the pipe bomb three of the seven members abstained. a man said he wanted to sell. “This is (2) Doctors told a newspaper in not a pipe-bomb buyback,” said Chief Stockholm in April that at least one of Charlie Beck. “Pipe bombs are illeSweden’s premier modelgal ... “ The man was ing agencies, looking for promptly arrested. recruits, had been caught • Too Much Informapassing out business cards tion: John Casey, 51, adjacent to the country’s was caught by security largest eating-disorder staff at an Asda superSummer time clinic, forcing the clinic to market in Washington, and it’s easy change its rules on patients England last October living taking outside walks. after allegedly stealing • The United Nations a slab of beef. He was Conference on Disarmaconvicted in May even ment, a multilateral forum after offering the comon arms control agreepelling explanation that ments, was chaired beginhe had concealed the ning May 27th (until June beef underneath other 23rd) by Iran, which, for purchases not to avoid that time, at least, had the paying for it, but only awkward job of overseebecause the sight of ing resolutions on nuclear the raw meat gave him non-proliferation, which “flashbacks” to his dead the country is widely thought to be grandmother, who had passed away of ignoring. a blood clot when Casey was a child.

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• Unclear on the Concept: (1) Ruben Pavon was identified by surveillance video in Derry, N.H., in April snatching a grill from the front porch of a thrift store. Pavon explained to police that the store’s name, “Finders Keepers,” indicated to him that the objects were

• Keith Judd filed a lawsuit in Iowa in May, in essence to invalidate the 2012 election by having President Obama officially declared a Kenyan and not an American. Judd filed the papers from a federal penitentiary in Texas, where he is serving 17 years for threatening

a woman he believed to be a “clone” of the singer Stevie Nicks, because Nicks (or the clone) had tried to sabotage his home improvement company. (Bonus Fact: In the 2012 Democratic presidential primary in West Virginia, Judd, a write-in candidate, defeated President Obama in nine counties and lost the state by only 33,000 votes.)

• Edward Kramer, co-founder of the annual Atlanta fantasy-character convention Dragon*Con, was arrested in 2000 for allegedly having sex with underage boys, but has yet to stand trial in Georgia because he has engineered a never-ending set of legal delays -- if not because of his version of Orthodox Judaism that limits his diet and activities, then it his allegedly poor health. (“As soon as he puts on an orange jumpsuit,” said prosecutor Danny Porter, “he becomes an invalid,” requiring a wheelchair and oxygen tank.)

In 2011, after managing to get “house arrest,” he violated it by being caught with an underage boy. Lately, according to a May Atlanta Journal-Constitution report, he files an average of three demands per day from his Gwinnett County, Ga., lockup, each requiring painstaking review before being rejected. Kramer still owns about onethird of Dragon*Con, whose current officials are mortified that they cannot expel a man they consider a child molester. cs By chuck shepherd UNIVERSAL PRESS SYNDICATE

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In a staff report on your site about whether nonsmoking actors use fake cigarettes when playing a part, the writer said there’s no such thing as noncarcinogenic smoke. What about the new electronic cigarettes — since they’re smokeless, are they noncarcinogenic? — Amit Anand Browsing online, we find claims like this: “[Our] premier line-up of smokeless electronic cigarettes utilizes innovative technology to provide a smoking experience without the dangers, hassle and even expense of traditional cigarettes.” Here one recalls the miracle drug diacetylmorphine, introduced in 1898 as a nonaddictive alternative to morphine by the German drug company Bayer, which also gave the world aspirin. Diacetylmorphine is better known by its trade name, Heroin.

You see how well that worked out.

Like traditional smokes, electronic cigarettes, or e-cigarettes, are a nicotine delivery device. The difference is that whereas the paper-and-weed variety involves burning tobacco and inhaling the smoke, e-cigarettes merely heat nicotine to produce vapor, and you breathe that — hence the vernacular term for this activity, “vaping.”

An e-cigarette consists of a mouthpiece, a battery, some electronics, a filament-type heater, and a disposable cartridge containing a mix of nicotine, propylene glycol, glycerin, and flavorings. When the electronics detect that the smoker has taken a drag, they switch on the heating element, warming air that’s then pulled through the cartridge, vaporizing some of the nicotine mix for easy inhaling.

These things clearly have their advantages. The absence of combustion means no combustion byproducts— including tars, carbon monoxide, and other noxious chemicals — and also no risk of fires and burns. Those in the user’s vicinity don’t choke on smoke.

Relatively little research has been done on e-cigarettes since their appear-

ance on the market roughly six years ago. However, while it would be foolish to say they’re harmless, studies so far suggest they’re orders of magnitude safer than conventional cigarettes.

In investigating e-cigs, the FDA has focused on two types of chemicals: tobacco-specific nitrosamines (TSNAs), which are carcinogenic, and diethylene glycol (DEG), a plain old poison.

E-cigarettes were found to provide a 500- to 1400-fold reduction in TSNAs compared to traditional cigarettes, and DEG was found in only one cartridge tested. Of 16 studies reviewed in 2010, none found more than trace amounts of the carcinogens typical of tobacco smoke. Nonetheless, since there’s no minimum safe level of a carcinogen, the FDA still warns against e-cigarettes.

Although you’re not sucking in smoke with e-cigs, you are inhaling vapor, which can be problematic. One study I came across reported that vaping for just five minutes made breathing more difficult.

The main thing, though, is that ecigarettes can help reduce or eliminate smoking, even among those not trying to quit. Researchers in Italy furnished a group of volunteer smokers with e-cigarettes, excluding anyone who was consciously trying to stop smoking and providing no encouragement to do so.

Despite this, 22 of 27 participants had reduced their consumption of conventional cigarettes by at least 50 percent after six months and nine had quit altogether. Other studies have found that despite delivering minimal nicotine, e-cigarettes significantly reduce the craving to smoke. E-cigarette users we’ve talked to unanimously report the product is a passable substitute for the real thing, although some say they still smoke an occasional cigarette under peer pressure.

Overall, notwithstanding my instinct that all change is for the worse, the evidence to date strongly suggests e-cigarettes beat smoking, which kills 443,000 Americans annually and is notoriously hard to stop doing. Among people who try to quit on their own, 80 percent relapse within a month.

Long-term research on health impacts is needed, and no doubt breaking the nicotine habit altogether is preferable to vaping. But e-cigarettes look like a good plan B. cs By cecil adams

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New music: KidSyc solo, Damon & the boys Last week, Savannah rap artist KidSyc had a burst of creative energy, the likes of which he’d never experienced. Despite writing, rapping and recording for 11 of his 27 years.

He was sailing, he says, on the focused love from his “Best of Savannah” win on May 21. Along with Brandywine, the exceedingly funky jazz/R&B band he shares the stage with, KidSyc had been voted the city’s top hip hop artist.

Shortly after the group’s incendiary performance at the Morris Center, for winners and their friends and families, KidSyc’s muse began whispering in his ear.

She was telling him to get busy.

The result is Singles, a nine-song EP KidSyc — his real name is Lloyd Harold — recorded at home in a 48-hour period, utilizing beats from a California producer named Este, a bunch of his Savannah friends singing and rapping, and his own fertile, word-association brain.

Just about every rap on Singles — which became available June 1, less than a week after recording concluded — was free-styled. Improvised.

Right off the top of his head.

As for the title, Harold explains, “The original concept was just to try to make a bunch of singles. An album of songs that I could hear on the radio. That was kind of the drive behind creating these hooks first, and then just filling it in with these freestyle rhymes.”

But experimentation, and the participation of fellow rappers like Knife, Miggs and Vanimal, was just too much fun. Everybody stayed up till dawn working on the tracks, which took on lives on their own.

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When inspiration strikes, you’d better be ready.

Hip hop king KidSyc (aka Lloyd Harold) killed it at the Best of Savannah party May 21.

KidSyc is admired for his thoughtful and intelligent rhymes — he carries a notebook around with him and is always jotting down ideas for the next project.

Freestyling is something else altogether.

“Now that I’m able to record at will, for the most part, it takes that notebook aspect out of it,” Harold explains. “And if I’m in the zone, so to speak, I can just be right there at the mic. I think having done it for so long, being at the Jinx and practicing for so long, honing my freestyle skills … I try to freestyle as well as I write.”

Also new: KidSyc sings! Several of the new songs have curvy melodies that intertwine with the beats, the musical arrangements and the spoken sections.

On his early homemade mix tapes and CDs, Harold says, “I never sang a full song. I sang on the hooks, hid it in the background by mixing it down really low, not because I was embarrassed by it but because I was so adamant about being the rapper. ‘Can’t be singing!’

“And just recently there’s been an

influx of singer-slash-rappers that have been successful, so that sound is a little more accepted. And I’m more comfortable.”

Other vocalists on Singles include Britt Scott, Amelia Jamerson and Melissa Hagerty.

Down the road, a full-length KidSyc solo album is planned for September, to be followed by a new collection from KidSyc@Brandywine.

In the meantime, you can check out Singles at Syc’s bandcamp site, and on Soundcloud.

Kickin’ it

This week also sees the unveiling of the first album from Damon and the Shitkickers, our area’s own honkytonk outlaw country band. Short Cups and Long Nights is available via CD Baby, on amazon.com … and at the band’s shows.

Speaking of the latter, Damon and the Shitkickers will celebrate the CD release June 8 with an extended version of their regular Happy Hour Saturdays gig at the Jinx. They’ll crank up at 6 p.m. and play until 10.

Singer/guitarist Damon Mailand is

a luthier (guitar maker) for Benedetto Guitars here in Savannah. He arrived in town seven years ago.

“I was raised in rural Montana,” Mailand says, “and grew up listening to classic country music. That’s what my mom played, so I guess it was kind of ingrained in me. My family was pretty musical — my dad played guitar, and my uncle and grandpa played fiddle, so there was always country music going on when I was growing up.”

Over the years, he played guitar in classic rock bands. “But the classic country never really left my system, I guess,” Mailand says. “I got started because I would go out to the bars and stuff and couldn’t find any good classic country bands. So I started my own and took it from there.”

In Savannah, “I was lucky enough to randomly run into some really good musicians. They all had a feel for what I was going for. Whether they had different backgrounds or not — and most of them did — they knew the style I played. And they added their own elements as we went.”

Damon and the Shitkickers excel at the sort of brawling barroom country made legendary by the likes of Waylon Jennings, Merle Haggard and (to some degree) George Jones.

Not a lot of rabid fan interest in that sort of stuff in a college town, I suggest to Mailand.

“I thought that would be an issue, too, but we stay as busy as we want to be,” he responds. “We all have day jobs, so we only play on the weekends. And on most weekends we have two to four gigs. And we book out several months in advance.

“So finding work is not a problem.

And I’m sometimes surprised at some of the places we play where we get great crowds.” cs

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From campus heroes to Internet sensations to million-selling recording artists, the guys in O.A.R. took a bumpy road to the top. These days, the hard-rocking but melodic band from Ohio State University has on its resume a four-CD live album, a Madison Square Garden sellout, and (prestigiously) a Live at Red Rocks concert DVD. Alongside seven studio albums and a shiny pair of platinum awards.

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They’ve done pretty well for themselves, these longtime buds from Maryland.

On Saturday, June 8, O.A.R. (it stands for “Of a Revolution”) makes its Savannah debut with a concert at Grayson Stadium. They’re touring as part of comic book legend Stan Lee’s

POW! Entertainment series, benefit concerts for military personnel and their families.

Lee, reportedly, was visited by several disabled Afghanistan veterans in 2012, while he was in town for the Savannah Film Festival. This inspired him to launch a series of shows with

a superhero theme — the parallels to American servicemen and women being abundantly clear.

So where have you heard O.A.R. before? Perhaps it was 2008’s “Shattered (Turn the Car Around),” a smash record and oh-so-popular video. Or maybe it was “Heaven,” a thrilling pop/rock ride, from 2011?

Or “Love Is Worth the Fall,” featured in one of those Twilight movies.

It could have been “So Much,” written and recorded for Extreme Makeover: Home Edition (they even performed it on the program, standing on a streetcorner). Or the fan favorite “That Was a Crazy Game of Poker.”

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You guys have been together a long time. How do you keep from going nuts and killing each other?

Marc Roberge: Honestly, we feel fortunate to be doing this. So when we’re all together on the bus, and you start to get a little antsy, maybe start being a little tough, it hits you: You’re like, listen buddy, you’re on a bus with your buddies having a good time — you should probably enjoy the ride.’

Any time something gets a little too serious, we always remind each other of that very quickly. So it isn’t that hard.

Has there ever been a personnel change?

Marc Roberge: As far as musicians go, there’s only been additions. It began as me and the drummer, Chris Culos, playing in the basement of his house, then Richard [On] and Benj [Gershman] came along on guitar and bass. We were in high school. We maintained through high school, put out an independent CD, and went to college with the intentions of being in a band continually. Two of us went to school, Richard transferred, Benj came the next year, we met Jerry [Depizzo, saxophone] our first year and added him to the band shortly thereafter.

Then about six years ago, we auditioned for a keyboard player who could play percussion and sing. In walked Mikel Paris, and it was an instant hire. It’s more than a paid musician thing. This guy belongs with us; he’s a great guy.

What did it feel like when people started buying your records and coming to your shows? What does success feel like?

Marc Roberge: That’s an interesting question. It was a staggered response for me. When we first began, we pooled together a couple hundred dollars and recorded four songs.

Half the performances on there were improvised on the spot. When we started selling it on tape for five bucks, around school, that was a

Your taping policy is so wide open.

Was that an easy decision for you?

Marc Roberge: It was an easy decision for us to allow taping and encourage it because where we developed most, where we spread our music most, was Napster.

Unintentionally. We really didn’t even know, we were brand new to college and Napster was brand new. We kept getting phone calls from places like Arizona and California, far away from the east coast and the Midwest where we were at. It was through Napster, and a lot of it was the live stuff. We appreciated the Dave Matthews Band, and the Grateful Dead, and their policies regarding taping and trading, and encouraging it. We really didn’t have to make a decision.

We also want to provide them with a higher quality of taping. So what we do is, we allow anyone to tape, but we also mix every single show and put it up for sale. Look, if people come and tape that stuff, if you want to, that’s cool. But if you don’t feel like setting it up, we can have it for you, and at a higher mixing quality.

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Relative to that, over the course of the 15 years there’s been many times where we’ve kind of felt completely …

I don’t even know the feeling, ‘cause you feel like you worked at it, but at the same time it comes as a complete surprise. That has always been a good feeling.

Nowadays, we’ve just got to party and enjoy it. You’re in a rock band, you’re making songs. I just really want to enjoy it. Because I think a lot of guys take it too seriously.

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We here at Connect aim to keep it fresh and local in all things, especially food.

But two different fast food chicken chains recently opened up around the corner from our offices and just like that, it was ON. Affinities were confessed. Allegiances emerged. Territories were declared.

Jessica Leigh Lebos fighting for Zaxby’s:

Jim, I would like to preface this by saying that eating any kind of fast food is a rare exception to the healthy habit rule strictly enforced in my family, a rule that mostly disintegrates when: A) we are on a road trip and suddenly no one likes the hummus and homemade pickles on pita I packed, B) It is 3 p.m. on deadline day and I have not eaten anything but an Altoid and three pistachios I found in the corner of my desk drawer, or C) I have raging PMS. When I fall, I usually land at Zaxby’s, because I find fast food hamburgers to be so — how do I say this — barferiffic. This is how I have come to be, so help me, torridly in love with Zaxby’s Buffalo Bleu Cheese Zalad.

Given last year’s uproar over Chick-fil-A CEO Dan Cathy’s stance on gay marriage and the fact that both Chick-fil-A and Zaxby’s have roots in Georgia (Atlanta and Statesboro, respectively), we figured it was a worthy debate to bring to the page.

Now two editors go toe-to-toe over chicken fingers. (And sandwiches. And possibly French fries.)

Jim Morekis fighting for Chick-Fil-A:

Jessica, I’m pro-gay marriage. I was pro-gay marriage waaaay before it was cool. So pro.

But here’s the thing, my dear colleague, something I’ve learned the hard way: The perfect is the enemy of the good.

Stand strong by your principles by all means. Don’t patronize Chick-Fil-A if you feel it’s necessary to boycott their owner’s opposition to gay marriage.

But realize I have a different worldview. I seek change from within. Ninja style.

If you can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em. Then change their minds once inside the door. Like a Jedi Knight.

A Ninja Jedi Knight that supports gay marriage. Big time.

Dan Cathy would never approve of my extramarital affair with this wide dish of crispy romaine, red cabbage and shredded carrots, topped with blue cheese crumbles and succulent cubed chicken soused in a sauce so tasty I have been known to nibble my napkin after I wipe my mouth.

My indulgence is served with two triangles of buttery thick Texas toast, though I usually skip these carbs in favor of one of Zaxby’s limited edition creamed confections: On the menu this month is a Banana Pudding milkshake that cools the bite of the buffalo sauce and is best sipped slowly as it may induce a brain freeze bliss coma.

A fave amongst other family members is the Zaxby’s Club Sandwich, served on the aforementioned delectable toast and accompanied by old school crinkle fries. Side options also include onion rings, always a coveted item, and spicy fried mushrooms, which can make a palate happy even when the body that the palate belongs to has been subjected to 450 miles of Interstate in one day. The kids’ meals come with apple juice or chocolate milk with no high fructose corn syrup or artificial growth hormones, so that’s one less thing to feel guilty about.

Speaking of which, a rigorous scouring of the internet has not revealed even a whiff of political posturing from Zaxby’s. Though the company has employed comedienne and loud-and-proud “lover of the gays” Kathy Griffin as a spokesperson, its stance on same-sex marriage, the NRA, dolphin-assisted homebirths or any other controversy remains unknown.

Unlike Chick-fil-A, which in spite of reports that it has changed its policy to no longer to donate to organizations “that promote discrimination, specifically against LGBT civil rights” and had already scaled back their giving to such groups starting in 2010, actually increased its funding in 2011 to notably anti-gay groups like the Marriage & Marriage & Family Foundation and the Fellowship of Christian Athletes. According to ThinkProgress.org, Chick-fil-A’s charitable giving is “no less hateful, just less transparent.”

While Chick-fil-A has changed its corporate messaging to include bland anti-discriminatory language, it is clear that the opposition to gay marriage remains within its corporate culture. Just because people can’t be fired for being gay doesn’t mean they’re welcome, Jim! Perhaps no one in the company will again make the mistake of announcing their opposition to gay marriage — and the civil rights that come with it as it made legal state-bystate (bet ya a Zaxby’s Zalad that Georgia is one of the last holdouts!) Still, just a few weeks ago, a newspaper ad in Dayton, OH offered $25 Chick-fil-A gift cards to every married, heterosexual couple that attended a May 19 event at the Cornerstone Baptist Temple honoring “biblical marriage.”

We are indeed a free society, and nowhere is the power of our freedom more effective of where we choose to put our dollars. You may like the way something tastes, but there are longterm effects, and I’m not talking about the need for a TUMS. But no need for politics to muss the shiny formica table here. Zaxby’s is the obvious intelligent choice, utilizing as it does the clever literary device of replacing ‘s’s with ‘z’s on the menu rather than stoop to the level of illiterate bovines.

And there’s no doubt that Zaxby’s has superior flavor, especially with a dollop of their Nuclear Sauce. cs

Jim Morekis & Chick-Fil-A (cont’d):

And once inside that door I’m pretty much gonna crush one of those delicious pressure-cooked chicken patties with waffle fries and an ice-cold Coke.

What other quasi-fast food joint has such a dedicated cadre of employees, always crisp and professional, always well-scrubbed, always eager to serve those perfect, signature chicken patties with a smile? I mean — isn’t that a testament to something good?

Jessica, meet me at camera three.... Just between you and me, you know damn well some of those well-scrubbed highschoolers behind the counter at our friendly neighborhood Chick-Fil-A are gayer than all get out.

Who are we to deny our gay and lesbian brothers and sisters their chance at a good job with the employer of their choosing? Hmmmmmm?

Where is this? RUSSIA? And by “Russia” I mean the FORMER SOVIET UNION! And who cannot admire Chick-Fil-A for closing on Sundays out of respect for the faith of (most) of their customers and workers?

Granted, Sunday is not everyone’s Sabbath. And granted, Judaism, not the Christianity of Chick-Fil-A’s owners, seems correct on this issue. Simple math tells us if God created the world in six days and rested on the seventh, then Saturday is the only Sabbath that makes sense, not Sunday.

But I digress.

Isn’t it a symbol of basic integrity that by closing on Sunday, Chick-Fil-A deliberately trades profit for principle?

I mean — have you been to a Chick-Fil-A lately? They’re packed! It’s a license to print money.

Each Chick-Fil-A is like a little Federal Reserve Bank.

A delightful little Federal Reserve Bank trimmed in red which prints money and cranks out delicious chicken sandwiches garnished with little pickles sliced just so.

Do you have any idea of the crap ton of money Chick-FilA forfeits, purposely, by closing one day a week nationwide?

Be that as it may.

For me, gay marriage isn’t just a matter of social equality.

It’s a simple follow-through on the basic premises of liberty our country was founded upon.

Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Happiness. All men (women) are created equal.

No one can freakin’ deny my right to pursue a boatload of lightly-breaded happiness in eating a wonderful Chick-Fil-A sandwich.

Any time I want. Except on Sunday.

So let me eat my Chick-Fil-A, Jessica. Let me eat it because I’m at liberty to do so. As I’m at liberty to support gay marriage, which the owners of Chick-Fil-A do not.

Liberty. Love it or leave it!

The other key precept at play here is the central teaching of all major religions: Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.

The Golden Rule.

So do unto me as I would do unto you, Jessica. I’ll let you eat your Zaxby’s all day.

But you will pry my Chick-Fil-A Original Chicken Sandwich out of my hand when you pry my cold dead fingers from around it. cs

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I daresay that making the entire Grand Canyon disappear would be an easier feat of magic than trying to whip the screenplay for Now You See Me into something remotely logical.

The theme of the movie is misdirection — the magician’s practice of making audiences focus on something while the real trick is taking place away from the center of attention — and that notion has seeped into every aspect of the production.

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A terrific cast, a promising trailer, a zippy pace, glitzy locales — all of that is merely meant to distract us from noticing that the movie itself is nothing more than an empty spectacle hopelessly riddled with gaping plotholes, narrative coincidences and a final twist that couldn’t have been more preposterous had it revealed that Chewbacca was actually Luke’s father.

For a while, the film delivers on its promise of a good time. Four magicians of differing popularity perform acts of magic, either for the amusement of audiences or for themselves. J. Daniel Atlas (Jesse Eisenberg) is the most successful of the bunch, first seen showing off his skills with a nifty card trick. Then there’s Henley Reeves (Isla Fisher), whose act involves being dumped into a tank of piranha. Merritt McKinney (Woody Harrelson) is largely a hasbeen, a mentalist who now employs his skill to bilk money out of folks with unsavory secrets. At the bottom is Jack Wilder (Dave Franco), the rookie who’s still performing con jobs at street level.

All four accept the invitation of an unknown person to gather at a certain location; cut to a year later, and we now see that the quartet has formed a world-class outfit known as the Four Horsemen, playing to massive audiences under the sponsorship of the wealthy Arthur Tressler (Michael Caine in a role that makes absolutely no

sense).

Their gig in Las Vegas is a doozy: They teleport a Frenchman to his bank in Paris and return him with a vaultful of Euros in tow, all of which are rained down upon the crowd.

This Robin Hood act doesn’t sit well with Dylan Rhodes (Mark Ruffalo), an FBI agent who doesn’t like to see anybody fleeced. Forced to team up with an Interpol agent named Alma Dray (Melanie Laurent), he works hard to not only nab the team but also debunk their tricks — to help him with the latter, he turns to Thaddeus Bradley (Morgan Freeman), a former magician who has made a name for himself exposing trade secrets.

The opening portion of Now You See Me works so well because it focuses exclusively on the four tricksters, who are all interesting characters whether working alone or sharing the screen. The Vegas show and its aftermath are also riveting, as Thaddeus patiently explains the act to a frustrated Rhodes. But after this point, the screenplay

by Ed Solomon, Boaz Yakin and Edward Ricourt spirals wildly out of control, with the emphasis taking a hard right away from its intriguing angle and settling into a more standard cat-andmouse pursuit, one that’s capped by an endless car chase filled with inconsistencies and illogical diversions. Indeed, the ludicrous nature of this sequence is representative of much of the film.

Working under director Louis Leterrier (the Clash of the Titans remake), the writers go beyond forgetting to dot their i’s and cross their t’s — their script is ofttimes so sloppily constructed that it’s the equivalent of also

leaving off periods and confusing your and you’re.

This is one of those films where the plot can only progress if characters perform a specific act at a specific time, or where one unanticipated reaction from a peripheral character (say, the agent played by Michael J. Kelly) would unravel all the plans, or where one component of the master scheme has a 50-50 chance of killing innocent people (that would shift audience allegiance in a hurry, wouldn’t it?) It all culminates with the unmasking of the person who brought together the Four Horsemen — whether you guessed it or not, it leads to a mental replaying of the movie that makes it even more daft and gaffe-riddled.

To add to the stuffing, there are also discussions of the Eye of Horus, a real-life symbol from ancient Egypt. It’s clumsily interjected into the proceedings, but while it’s perhaps meant to be a Hitchcockian MacGuffin, it’s more like a McNugget, adding little nutrition or value to a disappointing movie whose promise vanishes as quickly as that rabbit in the box.

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George Lucas allowed his young son Jett to name a character in the Star Wars prequels, and he came up with Jar Jar Binks (no

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confirmation on who named Count Dooku, which as many have noted sounds like something you’d find in a baby’s diaper). Emma Roberts (Julia’s niece), Tori Spelling (Aaron’s daughter), Patrick Wayne (John’s son) — all performers of minimal talent whose Hollywood presence can be credited to their lineage.

With After Earth, Will Smith and his son Jaden seem to be heading down this precipitous path. While Will was clearly the lead in their previous joint effort, The Pursuit of Happyness, he made it clear that he wanted his young son to share the superstar spotlight in this new film — no longer as dicey a proposition for studios, given the huge success of Jaden’s Karate Kid remake. But After Earth is simply a bad movie, and while it probably won’t damage Big Willy’s A-list standing, it stands to potentially halt little Jaden’s momentum right in its tracks.

Like this spring’s disappointing Oblivion, this stillborn drama is set in a future in which the planet Earth has been rendered uninhabitable by alien invaders (called Ursas) and everyone still alive is now living in outer-space colonies far, far away.

The imaginatively named Cypher Raige (the senior Smith) is a legend because, like Daredevil, he was born without fear and is thus able to slaughter Ursas at, uh, will. His son Kitai (the junior Smith), on the other hand, is frightened of the alien monsters, particularly since he saw one rip apart his sister (Zoe Kravitz) at a younger age. So when their spaceship crashes on Earth and Cypher’s broken legs render him immobile, it’s up to the lad to make his way across the treacherous landscape to locate the craft’s tail end and a rescue beacon.

For a science fiction feature, After Earth proves to be anemic in both concept and execution. An ample amount of important exposition is missing, and even what’s promised on screen isn’t delivered. When a character notes that Earth is now overrun by all manner of frightening creatures hellbent on killing humans, we tingle at the possibilities. So what do we get?

A tarantula, an eagle, several tigers and a bunch of baboons.

Even more than a science fiction spectacle, this film registers as a father-son tale — and a rather dreary one at that. Working from a story suggested by Will Smith, director M.

Night Shyamalan (whose career continues to plummet at Mach speed) and co-scripter Gary Whitta (who also penned the underrated futuristic saga The Book of Eli) fail to establish any sort of believable rapport between their central characters — amazing considering they’re related in real life.

Will Smith is of course one of our most charismatic performers, and it’s more of a waste than a stretch for him to play such a dull, dry character who exhibits all the charm of a recycling bin.

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Generally speaking, any series that has managed to make its way to a sixth installment is running solely on fumes, but that’s not the case with the Fast & Furious brand. This wildly inconsistent franchise seems to rise and fall on whenever the muse randomly hits its creators, which may be often (2011’s series-best Fast 5), inconsistently (the 2001 original, The Fast and the Furious) or not at all (2003’s wince-inducing 2 Fast 2 Furious). Place Fast & Furious 6 (or simply Furious 6, as it’s called on screen) toward the front of the assembly line: It may not be quite as satisfying a ride as its immediate predecessor, but with its cast of series notables, slam-bang action sequences and even a narrative surprise or two, it largely delivers the goods while also nicely setting up July 2014’s Fast & Furious 7.

Yes, there will be a seventh entry, and that’s really no more of a spoiler than the fact that F&F6 features the return of Michelle Rodriguez to the lineup. Anyone who remained seated (or at least perched at the exit) during Fast Five’s end credits witnessed federal agent Luke Dobbs (Dwayne Johnson) learn that Letty Ortiz (Rodriguez), the presumably dead girlfriend/partner-in-crime of car thief Dominic Toretto (Vin Diesel), was still alive and stealing. F&F6 picks up with that storyline, as it’s revealed that, for reasons that soon become apparent, Letty is now working for a ruthless weapons-dealing mercenary named Shaw (Luke Evans).

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One of the posters for Star Trek Into Darkness depicts a damaged Enterprise free-falling toward the planet below it, but any worries that J.J. Abrams’ series reboot will experience a similar tumble with this second installment can immediately be laid to rest. While it doesn’t quite reach the giddy heights of its 2009 predecessor, this new picture is terrific popcorn entertainment, the sort of bright, brawny blockbuster that used to define the summer movie season.

What Abrams and his writers (Roberto Orci and Alex Kurtzman on the first picture, Orci, Kurtzman and Damon Lindelof on this one) are accomplishing with Gene Roddenberry’s brainchild mirrors a tightrope act performed with exquisite delicacy and balance. They’ve managed to embrace the Star Trek canon while also expanding it, expertly weaving together elements that will appease the Trekkie faithful while also making the property more friendly toward the uninitiated. Don’t understand the references to Harry Mudd and Tribbles?

No matter, since there’s more than enough exposition, action and humor to otherwise engage the senses.

Having introduced an alternatetimeline scenario in the previous picture, Abrams and company charge full steam ahead, opening with an Indiana Jones-like sequence that will inform many of the scenarios unfolding throughout the picture.

Chief among them is the tension between James Kirk (Chris Pine), who hasn’t met a Starfleet regulation he can’t break, and Spock (Zachary Quinto), whose adherence to the rules taxes not only Kirk but also Uhura (Zoe Saldana), who’s learning that it’s not always easy dating a Vulcan.

But personal issues take a back seat once a terrorist attack decimates a London building; the culprit is one John Harrison (Benedict Cumberbatch), and Admiral Marcus (Peter Weller) orders the Enterprise crew to follow Harrison into the heart of darkness - his hideout deep in the Klingon zone - and terminate him with extreme prejudice.

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Baz Luhrmann, known for his musicality, unique vision and radical

departures from tradition in earlier films like Romeo and Juliet and Moulin Rouge, serves it lukewarm and dialed in for Gatsby. In this flick, he misses an opportunity to draw out parallels to modernity and comes across as a cover band director, someone whose celebrated directorial ambitions coattail the mastery of others who came before him.

Luhrmann’s only addition was the invented frame bookending the story with a psychiatrist in a mental ward, which is the most played-out cliché in the history of storytelling.

Or maybe he just gave the people what they wanted.

For the most part, the plot sticks doggedly enough to F. Scott Fitzgerald’s enduring masterpiece of the same name; a story detailing the pratfalls of opulence, the lies we tell ourselves, the hopeful bravery of selfdelusional love and a mysterious man named Jay Gatbsy.

Tobey Macguire assumes the role of quintessentially unreliable narrator Nick Carraway, a midwesterner who moves to Long Island only to play voyeur to a moneyed crew of acquaintances, driven by self-serving motivations, infidelities and unreachable expectations.

The rest of the cast shines hi-gloss surface appeal. Leonardo DiCaprio stars as Jay Gatsby, Carey Mulligan as leading lady Daisy Buchanan, the classic foil for Helen of Troy. Add the beady eyes of Joel Edgerton as Tom Buchanan and Isla Fisher’s accent as Myrtle Wilson, and it’s safe to say everyone looks the part.

Pivotal scenes at the Plaza and Tom Buchanan’s Manhattan apartment are arguably stand-alone shorts, something Luhrmann’s been focusing on as of late.

Sadly, a good film demands to be more than a series of shorts.

As far as page-to-screen adaptations go, this one falls unbearably short; a flaccid and faltering homage to literary greatness.

The Great Gatbsy is a lackluster non-departure that leaves anyone with a fair to middling intelligence quotient wishing they’d stayed home, bought the soundtrack (featureing Lana Del Ray, Jay-Z, Fergie, Beyonce, Jack White in haunting renditions of covers and jazzed originals alike) and curled up with the book. — Jenny Dunn

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Activism & Politics Drinking Liberally

An informal, left-leaning gathering to discuss politics, the economy, sports, entertainment, or anything else that comes up. Every first and third Thursday. Free , 7:00 p.m.

Savannah Area Young Republicans

Get involved. Contact is Michael Johnson, via email or telephone, or see website for info. 912-604-0797. chairman@sayr.org. sayr.org. Call or see website for information. Free . 912-3083020. savannahyoungrepublicans.com.

Savannah Tea Party

Free to attend. Food and beverages available for purchase. First Monday of each month at 5:30pm(social) with meeting at 6pm. Call for additional information. Free , 5:30 p.m. 912-5987358. bdburgers.net. , 5:30 p.m B & D Burgers (Southside), 11108 Abercorn St.

Victorian Neighborhood Association Meetings

Open to all residents, property owners and businesses located between Anderson and Gwinnett, M.L.King,Jr. Blvd to East Broad Street. Free second Tuesday of every month, 6-7 p.m.

912-233-0352. alpost135.com/. second Tuesday of every month, 6-7 p.m American Legion, Post 135, 1108 Bull St. Young Democrats

Mondays at 7pm on the second level of Foxy Loxy. Call or visit the Young Democrats Facebook page for more information. Free Sundays, 3:30 p.m. 423-6197712. foxyloxycafe.com/. Sundays, 3:30 p.m Foxy Loxy Cafe, 1919 Bull St.

Benefits 16th Annual Tybee Island Tour of Homes

Rain or shine. Coastal cottages, historic homes, gardens all done Tybee Island style. Begin tour at any home on tour.

Map is available. Lunch included with ticket purchase. Benefiting Tybee Rising Tyde Community Food Pantry and Tybee Island Maritime Academy

Charter School. Tickets at Gallery by the Sea, 1016 Hwy. 80 East, Tybee Island, and E. Shaver, Bookseller, 326 Bull Street, Sav. $30 advance. $35 day of tour. Sat., June 8, 10 a.m.-4 p.m. tybeetourofhomes.com. Sat., June 8, 10 a.m.-4 p.m Tybee Island, Tybee Island.

Forsyth Farmers Market Seeks Sponsors

Market sponsors invest in a healthy community and show consideration for the local economy. Sponsorship opportunities begin at $350. Help keep food fresh and local. . Forsyth Famers’ Market, 501 Whitaker St., South End of Forysth Park.

Karma Yoga Class for Local Charities

Bikram Yoga Savannah has added a new weekly Karma class to raise money for local charities. Mondays during the 6:30pm class. Pay $5 to participate; proceeds are donated to a different local charity each month. . 912-344-1278. bikramyogasavannah.com.

THE LINKS UNCORKED – A NIGHT IN TUSCANY

In addition to enjoying many wines and cheeses you will have the opportunity

to explore the programming and community activities of the Savannah (GA) Chapter of The Links, Incorporated.

Our programming focuses on five facets: National Trends and Services, The Arts, Services to Youth, International Trends and Services and Health and Human Services. The programs are implemented through strategies such as public information and education, economic development and public policy campaigns. Join us uncorked and in Tuscany to learn more! $15 individuals, $25 couples Thu., June 6, 5:30 p.m. 912-604-1992. savannahwinecellar.com. Savannah Wine Cellar, 5500 Abercorn St., Twelve Oask Shopping Center.

Matt’s Moon River Cruise

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Annual wine-tasting event raises funds for The Rehabilitation Institute at Memorial University Medical Center, and Memorial’s trauma and critical care services. 7-10pm, Sat. June 15. Guests sample a variety of wines from around the world and pair them with cuisine from some of Savannah’s finest chefs.

This year’s honored patient is Steve Stephens, president/CEO of Stage Front Presentation Systems. Call or email for tickets. $75 Through June 15. 912-3506381. HowarMa3@memorialhealth. com. thesavannahgolfclub.com/. TThe Savannah Golf Club, 1661 President St.

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Smiles for Life: Benefits Children’s Charities

Through June 30, Godley Station Dental in Pooler will provide tooth-whitening procedures benefiting the Coastal Children’s Advocacy Center and the Smiles for Life Foundation. The $209 cost is tax-deductible, as materials and services by Drs. Matthew Allen and Tait Carpenter are donated. The children’s advocacy center provides

| Submit your event online at connectsavannah.com free services to children who have been abused or witnessed violence. Godley Station Dental is located at 1000 Towne Center Boulevard, Bldg. 100, Suite 101, in Pooler. Call for appointment. $209 912-748-8585.

Call for Entries 3-D Artist Sought for Gallery

Seeking a 3-D artist to join this cooperative gallery. Artist must be a fulltime resident of Savannah or nearby area. Work to be considered includes sculpture, glass, ceramics and wood. If interested please submit 5-10 images of your work, plus resume/CV and biography to info@kobogallery.com. . info@kobogallery.com. Kobo Gallery, 33 Barnard Street ,.

Apply for City of Savannah Boards, Commissions and Authorities

The Mayor and Aldermen of the City of Savannah are accepting applications for appointment(s) and reappointment(s) to fourteen boards, commissions, committees and authorities. At least one slot is open on each. Term lengths vary.

Applications can be found on the City’s website. Deadline is 12pm, Wed. June 12. clerkofcouncil@savannahga.gov. savannahga.gov/boards. Savannah City Hall, 2 East Bay Street.

City of Savannah TV Show Seeks Entries

The City of Savannah’s TV station, SGTV is seeking insightful and well-crafted profiles, documentaries, animations, original music videos, histories or other original works by or about the citizens of Savannah to run on “Engage”, a television show produced by the city.

Interested in collaborating with filmmakers, artists, musicians and others in producing original content for the program. While the City does not offer compensation for such programs, SGTV does offer an opportunity to expose local works to a wide audience. More than 55,000 households in Chatham County have access to SGTV. Submit proposals via website. The City reserves the right to reject any programming that does not meet content standards. . savannahga.gov/engagesgtv.

City seeks applications for Weave A Dream Initiative

Weave-A-Dream grant applications will be accepted through the calendar year, while funds are available. Programs must be completed before December 1, 2013. Application must be submitted at least eight weeks before the start date of the project. Project funding is available up to $3,500 for specific and innovative arts, cultural, or heritage programming or presentations that have a measurable, quantifiable benefit to Savannah’s diverse populations.

Particularly interested in proposals with a strong youth focus (under 21). All program disciplines including multi-disciplinary projects are encouraged. Applicants must be a non-profit 501-c-3 headquartered in the Savannah city limits. cnorthcutt@savannahga.gov. savannahga.gov\arts).

City Seeks Proposals for 2014 Cultural Services

City of Savannah seeks proposals for 2014 programs in Cultural Programs and Cultural Tourism. Applicants must be a 501-c-3 nonprofit. Programs must occur in 2014. Applications, guidelines and information online or by contacting Crystal Northcutt by email or telephone. Application deadline: July 12, 2013 at 6pm. cnorthcutt@savannahga. gov. savannahga.gov/arts. Through July 12 Davenport House Museum Junior Interpreter Program for High School Students

Young people ages 14-19 will learn to give tours of the Davenport House Museum in downtown Savannah during an eight week program. Training sessions held at the museum, Thursdays,6-8 pm, June 13-August 3, when the newly trained JIs give tours to the public.

Especially seeking students interested in history, art, public speaking and historic preservation. Through Aug. 18. 912-236-8097. jcredle@davenport-

Homeschool Music Classes

jfogarty@georgiasouthern.edu. ceps. georgiasouthern.edu/conted/cesavannahmenu.html.. cgc.georgiasouthern. edu/. Through June 17 Coastal Georgia Center, 305 Fahm Street.

Music classes for homeschool students ages 8 - 18, and their parents. Offered in Guyton and Savannah. See website for details. . CoastalEmpireMusic.com.

Champions Training Center

Junior League of Savannah seeks good women with a heart for voluntarism for the 2013-14 Provisional Class. To request an application, please contact the Membership Development Chair, Erinn Carter at erinnfitzgerald@hotmail. com or the Junior League of Savannah headquarters at headquarters@ jrleaguesav.org. Application deadline extended to July 19. Through July 19. jrleaguesav.org. Through July 19

Classical and Acoustic Guitar Instruction

Junior League of Savannah Seeks New Members

Classes, Camps & Workshops Art, Music, Piano, Voice Coaching

Coaching for all ages, beginners through advanced. Classic, modern, jazz improvization and theory. Serious inquiries only. 912-961-7021 or 912667-1056.

Artist Sacred Circle

Group forming on Fridays beginning in March. 1:30pm-3pm. Based on The Artist’s Way by Julia Cameron. Contact Lydia Stone, 912-656-6383 or rosesonthemove@gmail.com. . 912-656-6383. rosesonthemove@gmail.com.

Beading Classes

Offered every weekend at Perlina Beadshop, 6 West State Street. Check website calendar or call for info. 912441-2656. perlinabeadshop.com.

Beading Classses at Bead Dreamer Studio

Learn jewelry-making techniques from beginner to advanced. Call for class times. 912-920-6659. Bead Dreamer Studio, 407 East Montgomery Xrds.

Beginning Belly Dance Classes

Taught by Happenstance Bellydance.

All skill levels and styles. Private instruction available. $15 912-704-2940. happenstancebellydance@gmail.com. happenstancebellydance.wordpress. com. Anahata Healing Arts Center, 2424 Drayton St. Beginning Project Management

An overview of the nine components for project success: scope, integration, communication, time, cost, procurement, risk management, quality control, and human resources. This 12-hour course, together with the 24-hour Advanced course (also offered this summer), will complete the 35-hour course requirement for the Project Management Institute’s Project Management Professional certification application. Friday, June 7, 9:00am3:30pm, and Tuesday & Wednesday, June 18 & 19, 6:30-8:30pm. Offered

by Georgia Southern’s Continuing Education Division in Savannah. $600 Through June 17. 912-644-5967.

Offering a variety of classes and training in mixed martial arts, jui-jitsu, judo and other disciplines for children and adults. All skill levels. 525 Windsor Rd. 912-349-4582. ctcsavannah.com.

Savannah Classical Guitar Studio offers lessons for all levels. Dr. Brian Luckett, Ph.D. in music. Starland District. Guitar technique, music theory, and musicianship. Folk/rock based lessons available.

No electric instruments. $25/half hour. $45/hour. brian@brianluckett.com.

Clay Classes

Savannah Clay Studio at Beaulieu offers handbuilding, sculpture, and handmade tiles, basic glazing and firing. 912-3514578. sav..claystudio@gmail.com.

Coast Guard Auxiliary Boating Classes

Classes on boat handling, boating safety and navigation offered by U.S. Coast Guard Auxiliary. See website or call for dates. 912-897-7656. savannahaux.com.

Continuing Ed. Courses through June 2013

Georgia Southern’s Continuing Education Program in Savannah offers new courses through June: Social Media for Small Business; Facebook for Beginners; five Microsoft Office Courses (Word 1 & 2, Excel 1 & 2, and PowerPoint); Beginning and Advanced Project Management; Drawing 2; Short Story Writing; Beginning Sign Language; five Photography courses (Point & Shoot, Beginning and Advanced Creative Photography, Portrait Photography, Advanced Photoshop); and Essay Writing for SAT. See website for dates/times/ fees. Through June 30. 912-644-5967. jfogarty@georgiasouthern.edu. ceps. georgiasouthern.edu/conted/cesavannahmenu.html. cgc.georgiasouthern. edu/. Through June 30 Coastal Georgia Center, 305 Fahm Street.

DUI Prevention Group

Offers victim impact panels for intoxicated drivers, DUI, offenders, and anyone seeking knowledge about the dangers of driving while impaired.

A must see for teen drivers. Meets monthly. $40/session 912-443-0410.

English as Second Language Classes

Learn conversational English, comprehension, vocabulary and life communication skills. All ages. Thursdays, 7:30pm, Island Christian Church, 4601 US Highway 80 East. Free. 912-8973604. islandchristian.org.

Family Law Workshop

The Mediation Center has three workshops per month for people who do not have legal representation in a family matter: divorce, legitimation, modifications of child support, visitation, contempt. Schedule: 1st Tues, 2nd Mon, 4th Thursday. Call for times. $30 912354-6686. mediationsavannah.com.

Fany’s Spanish/English Institute

Spanish is fun. Classes for adults and children held at 15 E. Montgomery Crossroad. Register by phone. . 912921-4646.

First session: Youth Getting Reel

Designed for ages 8-15, a week long intensive designed for Young Actors.

June 3rd-7th,6pm-9pm. We will shoot the short film June 8th-9th AUDITIONS: May 6 (4-8pm) & 7 (2-5pm.) Email for your appointment time and location. Offered by First City Films. $350 Through June 10. Angelique@FirstCityFilms. com. FirstCityFilms.com. Through June 10 Free Fitness Boot Camp

Mondays and Wednesdays, 6pm at Tribble Park, Largo & Windsor Rd. Children welcome. Free 912-921-0667.

Guitar, Electric Bass & Double Bass Lessons

Instruction for all ages of beginner/ intermediate students. Technique, chords, not reading, theory. Learn songs and improvisation. Taught two blocks from Daffin Park. Housecalls available. First lesson half price. . 401255-6921. a.teixeira472@gmail.com.

Guitar, Mandolin, or Bass Guitar Lessons

Emphasis on theory, reading music, and improvisation. Located in Ardsley Park. . 912-232-5987.

Housing Authority Neighborhood Resource Center

Housing Authority of Savannah hosts classes at the Neighborhood Resource Center. Adult literacy/GED prep: MonThurs, 9am-12pm & 1pm-4pm. Financial education: 4th Fri each month, 9am-11am. Basic computer training: Tues & Thurs, 1pm-3pm. Community computer lab: Mon-Fri, 3pm-4:30pm. . 912-232-4232 x115. savannahpha. com. savannahpha.com/NRC.html.

Neighborhood Resource Center, 1407 Wheaton St. Kamp PHUN (Peace, Hope, Unity, Now)

A camp for the children of current or formerly incarcerated parents. A ministry in the Episcopal Diocese of Georgia.

For children ages 9-11. Camp dates: July 28 - August 2. Applications or more info contact: Cindy Coward, 912-3550398 Email: goofycindy@gmail.com.

Free. Through July 28. Through July 28 Knitting & Crochet Classes

Offered at The Frayed Knot, 6 W. State St. See the calendar of events on website. . 912-233-1240. thefrayedknotsav. com.

Learn to Speak Spanish

Individuals or groups. Spanish-English translation and interpretation. Held at The Sentient Bean. An eclectic range of tools used in each session: hand-outs, music, visual recognition, conversation, interactive web media. . 912-541-1337. sentientbean.com. The Sentient Bean, 13 East Park Ave. Microsoft - Word 1

Promotes proficiency and confidence in basic Word functionality including: documents, formatting, clip art, themes/ styles, tables, templates, mail merge, bulleted and numbered lists, and the

Office Ribbon. Monday & Wednesday, June 17 & 19, 6:30-9:30pm. Offered

by Georgia Southern’s Continuing Education division in Savannah. $85 Through June 17. 912-644-5967. jfogarty@georgiasouthern.edu. ceps. georgiasouthern.edu/conted/cesavannahmenu.html.. cgc.georgiasouthern. edu/. Through June 17 Coastal Georgia Center, 305 Fahm Street.

Music Lessons--All Instruments.

Rody’s Music offers lessons for all ages on all instruments, beginners through advanced. Call or email for information. . 912-352-4666. kristi@awsav.com. rodysmusic.com/. Rody’s Music, 7700 Abercorn St. Music Lessons--Multiple Instruments

Savannah Musicians Institute offers private instruction for all ages in guitar, ddrums, piano, bass, voice, banjo, mandolin, ukelele, flute, woodwinds. 7041 Hodgson Memorial Dr. . 912-692-8055. smisavannah@gmail.com.

New Horizons Adult Band Program

Music program for adults who played a band instrument in high school/ college and would like to play again.

Mondays at 6:30pm at Portman’s. $30 per month. All ages and ability levels welcome. Call for info. . 912-354-1500. portmansmusic.com. Portman’s Music Superstore, 7650 Abercorn St. Novel Writing

Write a novel, finish the one you’ve started, revise it or pursue publication.

Award-winning Savannah author offers one-on-one or small group classes, mentoring, manuscript critique, ebook formatting. Email for pricing and scheduling info. . pmasoninsavannah@ gmail.com.

Photography Classes

Beginner photography to post production. Instruction for all levels. $20 for two-hour class. See website for complete class list. 410-251-4421. chris@ chrismorrisphotography.com. chrismorrisphotography.com.

Piano Voice-Coaching

Pianist with M/degree,classical modern jazz improvisation, no age limit. Call 912-961-7021 or 912-667-1056. Serious inquiries only. .

Reading/Writing Tutoring

Ms. Dawn’s Tutoring in reading, writing, and composition. Remedial reading skills, help with borderline dyslexia, to grammar, term paper writing, and English as a Second Language. Fun methods for children to help them learn quickly. Contact: cordraywriter@ gmail.com or text or call 912-12-6607399. Call for fee information.

Russian Language Classes

Learn to speak Russian. All experience levels welcome, beginner to expert.

Call for info. . 912-713-2718.

Savannah Authors Autonomous

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examples, and exercises. We meet every second and fourth Tuesday of each month, at 7:00 pm. The group was founded by Christopher Scott and Alice Vantrease. Beginners are welcome. If you are interested in writing, please join us. Free Tue., June 11, 7 p.m. (912) 308-3208. Tue., June 11, 7 p.m Private Residence, 630 East Victory Drive.

Sewing Classes

Beginner in sewing? Starting your clothing business or clothing line?

Learn to sew. Industry standard sewing courses designed to meet your needs in the garment industry. Open schedule.

Savannah Sewing Academy. 1917 Bull St. . 912-290-0072. savsew.com.

Short Story Writing

Gives students with some experience in fiction and nonfiction storytelling the opportunity to use assigned readings, writing homework, and workshop style critiques to explore various writing techniques. Works of Ernest Hemingway, Graham Greene, Ann Beattie and others will be studied. Upon completion, students will understand narrative structure and scenic writing, dialogue, character, place, word choice, rhythm and pacing, and the art of revision. Offered by Georgia Southern’s Continuing Education division in Savannah. Call or email for days/times/pricing. . 912644-5967. jfogarty@georgiasouthern. edu. ceps.georgiasouthern.edu/conted/ cesavannahmenu.html.. cgc.georgiasouthern.edu/. Coastal Georgia Center, 305 Fahm Street.

Singing Lessons with Anitra Opera Diva

Teaching the Vaccai Bel Canto technique for improving vocal range and breathing capacity. A good foundation technique for different styles--opera, pop, rock, cabaret. Fridays 5:308:30pm. Institute of Cinematic Arts, 12 1/2 W. State St., 3rd floor. . 786-2479923. anitraoperadiva.com.

Spanish Classes

Learn Spanish for life and grow your business. Courses for professionals offered by Conquistador Spanish Language Institute, LLC. Classes offered in a series. Beginner Spanish for Professionals--Intro price $155 + textbook ($12.95). Instructor: Bertha E. Hernandez, M.Ed. and native speaker.

Meets in the Keller Williams Realty meeting room, 329 Commercial Drive. . conquistador-spanish.com.

Yoga for Couples

A two hour class for prospective moms and their delivery partners. Learn labor and delivery stages and a “toolbox” of hands-on comfort measures from a labor doula, including breathing, massage, positioning, and pressure points.

Bring and exercise ball. Quarterly, Saturdays 1pm-3pm at Savannah Yoga Center. Call or email to register. $100 per couple. . 912-704-7650. douladeliveries.com.

Youth “Getting Reel” Acting for Film

Getting “Reel” for Youth (A class with a product) Eight classes June 3rd, $350 Email for audition time: Short film to be

| Submit your event online at connectsavannah.com filmed with actors form this class. $350 Tuesdays.. 912-656-4927. FirstCityFilms.com. Tuesdays. First City Films, POB 8185.

Youth Getting Reel: From Class to Film

A first of its kind... Class with a final produc. June 17-22. Designed for ages 7-15. A week long intensive designed for Young Actors. Students must audition into the class. Auditions will be in late April. Tentative dates for class are in June. See website for info and audition dates. Offered by First City Films.

Price To Be Determined. Through June 22. firstcityfilms.com. Through June 22

Clubs & Organizations Abeni Cultural Arts Dance Classes

Classses for multiple ages in performance dance and adult fitness dance.

African, modern, ballet, jazz, tap, contemporary, gospel. Held at Abeni Cultural Arts studio, 8400-B Abercorn St. Call Muriel, 912-631-3452, or Darowe, 912-272-2797. . abeniculturalarts@ gmail.com.

Adult Intermediate Ballet

Beginner and Intermediate Ballet, Modern Dance, Barre Fusion, Barre Core Body Sculpt, and Gentle Stretch and Tone. no experience needed for beginner Ballet, barre, or stretch/tone.

The Ballet School, Piccadilly Square, 10010 Abercorn. Registration/fees/info online or by phone. . 912-925-0903. theballetschoolsav.com.

Avegost LARP

Live action role playing group that exists in a medieval fantasy realm. generallly meets the second weekend of the month. Free for your first event or if you’re a non-player character. $35 fee for returning characters. . godzillaunknown@gmail.com. avegost.com.

Blindness and Low Vision: A Guide to Working, Living, and Supporting Individuals with Vision Loss

Workshops on the 3rd Thursday of each month on vision losss, services, and technology available to participate in the community. And, how the community can support individuals with vision loss. Orientation and Mobility Techniques; Low Vision vs. Legal Blindness; Supporting People with Low Vision to Achieve Maximum Independence; Low Vision Simulator Experiences; Resources. Free and open to the public. . savannahcblv.org. Savannah Center for the Blind and Low Vision, 214 Drayton St. Buccaneer Region SCCA

Local chapter of the Sports Car Club of America, hosting monthly solo/autocross driving events in the Savannah area. Anyone with a safe car, insurance and a valid driver’s license is eligible to participate. See website. . buccaneerregion.org.

Business Networking on the Islands

Small Business Professionals Islands Networking Group meets first Thursday each month, 9:30am-10:30am.

Tradewinds Ice Cream & Coffee, 107 Charlotte Rd. Call for info. . 912-308-

6768.

Chatham Sailing Club

Meets first Friday of each month, 6:30pm at Young’s Marina. If first Friday falls on a holiday weekend, meeting is second Friday. No boat? No sailing experience? No problem. . chathamsailing.org. Young’s Marina, 218 Wilmington Island Rd. Drop N Circle Craft Night

Sponsored by The Frayed Knot and Perlina. Tuesdays, 5pm-8pm. 6 W. State Street. Enjoy sharing creativity with other knitters, crocheters, beaders, spinners, felters, needle pointers, etc.

All levels of experience welcome. Call for info. . 912-233-1240.

Energy Healers

Meets every Monday at 6pm. Mediation and healing with energy. Discuss aromatherapy, chakra systems and more.

Call for info. . 912-695-2305. meetup. com/SavannahEnergyHealers.

Exploring The American Revolution in Savannah

Interested in exploring the role Savannah played in the American Revolution?

Join like-minded people including artists, writers, teachers and historians for discussion, site exploration and creative collaboration. Email Kathleen Thomas at exploretherevolution@gmail.com for more info. first Thursday of every month, 6 p.m. exploretherevolution@ gmail.com. galleryespresso.com/. first Thursday of every month, 6 p.m Gallery Espresso, 234 Bull St. Fiber Guild of the Savannahs

Open to all who are interested in the fiber arts: weaving, spinning, basket making, knitting, crocheting, quilting, beading, rug hooking, doll making, etc. Meets at Oatland Island Wildlife Center the first Saturday of the month September through June 10:15am. See our website for programs and events: http://fiberguildsavannah.homestead. com/ Mondays, 10:30 a.m. Mondays, 10:30 a.m Fiber Guild of the Savannahs, 711 Sandtown Road GA. Freedom Network

An international, leaderless network of individuals seeking more freedom in an unfree world, via non-political methods.

Savannah meetings/discussions twice monthly, Thursdays, 8:30pm. Topics and meeting locations vary. No politics, no religious affiliation, no dues, no fees.

Email for next meeting day and location. . onebornfree@yahoo.com.

Geechee Sailing Club

Founded in 1971, GSC promotes sailing and boating safety, education, and fellowship.Member of the South Atlantic Yacht Racing Association. second Monday of every month, 6 p.m.

912-356-3265. geecheesailingclub.org. liveoakstore.com/tubbysthunderbolt. second Monday of every month, 6 p.m Tubby’s Tank House (Thunderbolt), 2909 River Dr. Historic Flight Savannah

A non-profit organization dedicated to sending area Korean War and WWII veterans to Washington, DC to visit the

WWII Memorial. All expenses paid by Honor Flight Savannah. Honor Flight seeks contributions, and any veterans interested in a trip to Washington. Call for info. . 912-596-1962. honorflightsavannah.org.

Historic Savannah Chapter: ABWA

Meets the second Thursday of every month from 6pm-7:30pm. Tubby’s Tank House, 2909 River Drive, Thunderbolt.

Attendees pay for their own meals.

RSVP by phone. . 912-660-8257.

Ink Slingers Writing Group

A creative writing group for writers of poetry, prose, or undefinable creative ventures. Based in Savannah and a little nomadic. Meets two Thursdays a month, 5:45pm. Discussion of exercises, ideas, or already in progress pieces.

Free to attend. See Facebook page savinkslingers. . Southwest Chatham Library, 14097 Abercorn St. Island MOMSnext

For mothers of school-aged children, kindergarten through high school.

Authentic community, mothering support, personal growth, practical help, and spiritual hope. First and third Mondays, excluding holidays. Childcare on request. A ministry of MOPS International. Info by phone or email. .

912-898-4344. kymmccarty@hotmail. com. mops.org.

Islands MOPS

A Mothers of Preschoolers group that meets at First Baptist Church of the Islands, two Wednesdays a month, 9:15am-11:30am. . sites.google.com/ site/islandsmops. fbcislands.com/.

First Baptist Church of the Islands, 6613 Johnny Mercer Blvd.

Knitters, Needlepoint and Crochet

Meets every Wednesday. Different locations downtown. Call for info. No fees.

Want to learn? Join us. . 912-308-6768.

Knittin’ Night

Knit and crochet gathering held each Tuesday evening, 5pm-8pm All skill levels welcome. Tuesdays, 5-8 p.m.

912-238-0514. wildfibresavannah.com/.

Tuesdays, 5-8 p.m Wild Fibre, 409 East Liberty St. Low Country Turners

A club for wood-turning enthusiasts.

Call Steve Cook for info at number below. . 912-313-2230.

Military Order of the Purple Heart Ladies Auxiliary

Meets the first Saturday of the month at 1:00pm. Call for info. . 912-786-4508.

American Legion Post 184, 1 Legion Dr. Peacock Guild--For Writers and Book Lovers

A literary society for bibliophiles and writers. Writer’s Salon meetings are first Tues. and third Wed. at 7:30pm at the Flannery O’Connor Home. Book club meetings are third Tues., 7:30pm.

Location changes each month. Call or see Facebook group “Peacock Guild” for info. . 912-233-6014. Flannery O’Connor Childhood Home, 207 E. Charlton Street.

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RUFF meets the last Friday of each month at 10am to protect Social Security, Medicare, Medicaid and related senior issues. Parking in the rear. Free to all Seniors . 912-344-5127. New Covenant Church, 2201 Bull St.

Monthly meetings open to the public.

Held at Logan’s Roadhouse, the 4th Monday each month, Sept. through May. Dinner: 6:pm. Speaker: 7:30pm. Guest speakers each meeting. . 912-238-3170. savannahkennelclub.org. logansroadhouse.com/. Logan’s Roadhouse, 11301 Abercorn St.

Members of Starfleet International and The Klingon Assault Group meet the 1st Sunday at 4pm at 5429 LaRoche Ave., and the 3rd Tuesday at 7:30pm at Super King Buffet, 10201 Abercorn St., Call or email for info. . 912-308-2094. kasak@ comcast.net. roguephoenix.org.

Open to women who have lived in the Savannah area for less than two years.

Membership includes monthly luncheon and program. Activities, tours and events to help learn about Savannah and make new friends. . savannahnewcomersclub.com.

R.U.F.F. - Retirees United for the Future

Rogue Phoenix Sci-Fi Fantasy Club

Safe Kids Savannah

A coalition dedicated to preventing childhood injuries. Meets 2nd Tuesday each month, 11:30am-1:00pm. See website or call for info. . 912-353-3148. safekidssavannah.org.

Savannah Brewers’ League

Savannah Parrot Head Club

Beach, Buffet and no dress code. Check website for events calendar or send an email for Parrot Head gatherings. . savannahphc@yahoo.com. savannahphc. com.

Savannah Sacred Harp Singers

Savannah Authors Autonomous Writing Group

Savannah Charlesfunders Investment Discussion Group

The local chapter of the Society for Creative Anachronism meets every Saturday at Forsyth Park for fighter practice and general hanging out. If you’re interested in re-creating the Middle Ages and Renaissance, come join us! South end of Forsyth Park, just past the Farmer’s Market. Free. www.savannahsca.org Free , 11 a.m. savannahsca.org. , 11 a.m Forsyth Park, 501 Whitaker St.

Meets 1st and 3rd Tuesdays each month.

Prose writing, fiction and non fiction.

Discussion, constructive criticism, instruction, exercises and examples.

Location: Charles Brown Antiques/Fine Silver, 14 W. Jones St. All are welcome.

No charge. Contact Alice Vantrease via email or phone. . 912-308-3208. alicevantrease@live.com.

Meets Saturdays, 8:30am to discuss stocks, bonds and better investing.

Contact by email for info. . charlesfund@ gmail.com. panerabread.com/. Panera Bread (Broughton St.), 1 West Broughton St. Savannah Council, Navy League of the United States

A dinner meeting the 4th Tuesday of the month at 6:00pm (except December.)

Location: Hunter Club. Call John Findeis for info. . 912-748-7020.

Savannah Fencing Club

Beginner classes Tuesdays and Thursdays for six weeks. $60. Some equipment provided. After completing the class, you may join the Savannah Fencing Club for $5/month. Experienced fencers welcome. Call or email for info. . 912-429-6918. savannahfencing@aol. com.

Savannah Go Green

Meets most Saturdays. Green events and places. Share ways to Go Green each day. Call for info. . 912-308-6768.

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Everyone who loves to sing is invited to join Savannah Sacred Harp Singers. All are welcome to participate or listen too one of America’s most revered musical traditions. Call or email. . 912-655-0994. savannahsacredharp.com. Faith Primitive Baptist Church, 3212 Bee Road.

Meets 1st Wednesday of the month, 7:30pm at Moon River Brewing Co. Call or see website for info. . 912-447-0943. hdb.org. moonriverbrewing.com/. Moon River Brewing Co., 21 West Bay St.

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Jaycees to learn more. Must be age 21-40. Jaycees Building, 101 Atlas St. .

912-353-7700. savannahjaycees.com.

Savannah SCA

Savannah Sunrise Rotary Club

Meets Thursdays from 7:30am-8:30am at the Mulberry Inn. . savannahsunriserotary.org.

Savannah Toastmasters

Helps improve speaking and leadership skills in a friendly, supportive environment. Mondays, 6:15pm, Memorial Health University Medical Center, in the Education Building. . 912-484-6710.

Savannah Writers Group

A gathering of writers of all levels for networking, hearing published guest speaker authors, and writing critique in a friendly, supportive environment.

Meets the second and fourth Tuesdays of the month at 7:00 PM at the Atlanta Bread Company in Twelve Oaks Shopping Center. Free and open to the public. second Tuesday of every month, 7 p.m.

912-572-6251. savannahwritersgroup. blogspot.com/group. atlantabread.com. second Tuesday of every month, 7 p.m Atlanta Bread Company, 5500 Abercorn St. A gathering of writers of all levels for networking, hearing published guest authors, and writing critique in a friendly, supportive environment. 2nd continues on p. 34

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1 Oldest member of Hanson 6 Just barely make it 11 Inst.

14 Movie with Geoffrey Rush as David Helfgott 15 Brand name yodeled in ads 16 It’s pitched while courting 17 Plays April Fools on, in Krakow?

19 Rowing machine unit 20 Smithers, e.g.

21 How a hard worker works 23 Nest eggs of sorts 25 ___-stealer 26 Talks like this he does 29 Overthrow attempts 33 Ruler, once 34 Pie ___ mode 35 Flog but good 37 “Jeopardy!” uberwinner Jennings 38 “Mary, Queen of Scots” biographer Fraser 39 Hooters mascot 42 “So it would seem!”

44 Tub temperature tester 45 Makers of the Giant Rubber Band and Dehydrated Boulders 47 “Have I got ___ for you!”

48 ID’s used in identity theft 49 “The Bell Jar” poet 51 “Hercules: The Legendary Journeys” spinoff 53 Cats that look like big puffballs 57 Spin around 61 Snack 62 Singles bar thought, in Prague?

64 Alternative to a .wav file 65 Harold’s friend, in a 2004 movie 66 She was “The Little Mermaid” 67 Character in a TV episode called “Space Madness” 68 Laziest of the deadly sins 69 Best Picture nominee of 1975

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1 Cosby show redone as a 2002 Eddie Murphy movie 2 Comic strip with an all-bird cast 3 Suffers discomfort 4 Hemoglobin-deprived condition 5 Labor leader Chavez 6 Hoodwink, politically incorrectly 7 “Goodbye ___” (Dixie Chicks song) 8 Cuisine with peanut sauce 9 Knock on the head 10 Ox collars 11 Best parts of the tennis racket, in Uppsala?

12 Brand of cerveza 13 One who won’t share, as with blankets 18 Snake mentioned in “Baby Got Back” 22 Show opener 24 Worked in a mailroom 26 Bovine of burden 27 Bullfighting shout 28 Big crooner in Copenhagen?

30 Rte. running from Key West, FL to Port Kent, ME 31 Nikon competitor 32 They guzzle a bunch 35 Yes, in Yokohama 36 Silo stuff 40 Got the medal 41 Electric guitarist Paul 43 Duck docs, perhaps 45 Show up, as in a vision 46 Split in two 48 “Modern Humorist” genre 50 Backwoods types 52 Like points at zero amplitude, on waves 54 Blue, in Bolivia 55 Fish in a Pixar pic 56 Rather gross fetish 58 Not “fer,” to hillbillies 59 Some govt. agents 60 Sorta fishy, sorta snaky 63 Abbr. for a king or queen

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and 4th Tuesdays at 7:00pm, Atlanta Bread Company, Twelve Oaks Shopping Center, 5500 Abercorn. Free and open to the public. See website or call for info. . 912-572-6251. savannahwritersgroup.blogspot.com/group.

Argentine Tango

A no-agenda gathering of Savannah’s writing community. First Thursdays, 5:30pm-7:30pm. Free. Open to all writers, aspiring writers, or those interested in writing. 21+ with valid ID. Usually at Abe’s on Lincoln, 17 Lincoln St. See website for info. . seersuckerlive.com.

Beginners Belly Dancing with Cybelle

Seersucker Live’s Happy Hour for Writers

Tertulia en español at Foxy Loxy

Spanish conversation table. Meets second and fourth Thursday of each month. 7:30pm to 9pm at Foxy Loxy, 1919 Bull street. Come practice your Spanish, have a cafe con leche or Spanish wine, and meet nice people....All levels welcome. Free. Purchase beverages and snacks. . foxyloxycafe.com/.

Foxy Loxy Cafe, 1919 Bull St. U.S. Coast Guard Auxiliary Flotilla

Join the volunteer organization that assists the U.S. Coast Guard. Meets 4th Wednesday at 6pm at Barnes, 5320 Waters Ave. All ages welcome. Prior experience/boat ownership not required.

Call or see website for info. . 912-5987387. savannahaux.com.

Vietnam Veterans of America Chapter 671

Meets monthly at the American Legion Post 135, 1108 Bull St. Call James Crauswell for info. . 912-927-3356.

Woodville-Tompkins Scholarship Foundation

Meets second Tuesday each month (except October) 6:00pm, WoodvilleTompkins, 151 Coach Joe Turner St. Call or email for info. . 912-232-3549. chesteraellis@comcast.net.

Conferences Beginners Belly Dance Classes

Instructed by Nicole Edge. All ages/ Skill levels welcome. Sundays, 12pm1pm. Fitness body and balance studio.

2127 1//2 E. Victory Dr. $15/class or $48/hour. Call or see website. . 912596-0889. cairoonthecoast.com.

Protecting Our Student Athletes

A sports medicine conference focusing on school sports, for parents, trainers, athletic directors, coaches, and athletes. Please pre-register. Free and open to the public. Please preregister.

Sat., June 8, 8 a.m.-4 p.m. 912-3443540. dandrews@optimhealth.com. optimhealth.com. Sat., June 8, 8 a.m.-4 p.m Optim Health, 210 E. DeRenne Ave.

Dance Adult Ballet Class

Maxine Patterson School of Dance, 2212 Lincoln St, offers adult ballet on Thursdays, 6:30pm-7:30pm $12 per class. Call for info. . 912-234-8745.

Adult Intermediate Ballet

Mondays and Wednesdays, 7pm-8pm. $12/class or $90/8 classes. Call for info. Academy of Dance, 74 W. Montgomery Crossroad. . 912-921-2190.

Lessons Sundays 1:30-3;30pm. Open to the public. $3 per person. Wear closed toe leather shoes if possible. Doris Martin Dance Studio, 8511-h ferguson Ave. Call or email for info. . 912-9257416. savh_tango@yahoo.com.

For those with little-to-no dance background. Instructor is formally trained, has performed for over ten years. $15/person. Tues. 7pm-8pm.

Private classes and walk ins available.

Synergistic Bodies, 7724 Waters Ave. . 912-414-1091. info@cybelle3.com. cybelle3.com.

Belly Dance classes with Nicole Edge

Every Sunday, 1:15-2:15PM All ages and skill levels welcome. $15.00 per class or 4/$48.00 . 912-596-0889. edgebellydance@gmail.com. edgebellydance.com.

Bellydance lessons with Happenstance Bellydance

All levels and styles of bellydance welcome. Classes are every Monday from 5:30-6:30pm. $15/lesson. Drop-ins welcome or call Carrie @(912)704-2940 for more info. happenstancebellydance@ gmail.com happenstancebellydance. wordpress.com $15/lesson , 5:30 p.m.

(912) 704-2940. happenstancebellydance.wordpress.com. , 5:30 p.m Anahata Healing Arts Center, 2424 Drayton St. Suite B. C.C. Express Dance Team

Wednesdays, 6pm-8pm. Clogging or tap dance experience is necessary. Call Claudia Collier for info. . 912-748-0731.

Windsor Forest Recreation Building, Windsor Forest.

Dance for Peace

A weekly gathering to benefit locals in need. Music, dancing, fun for all ages. Donations of nonperishable food and gently used or new clothing are welcomed. Free and open to the public. Sundays, 3 p.m. 912-547-6449. xavris21@yahoo.com. Sundays, 3 p.m Forsyth Park, 501 Whitaker St. Home Cookin’ Cloggers

Wednesdays, 6pm-8pm, Nassau Woods Recreation Building, Dean Forest Road.

No beginner classes at this time. Call Claudia Collier for info. . 912-748-0731.

Irish Dance Classes

Glor na Dare offers beginner to champion Irish Dance classes for ages 5 and up. Adult Step & Ceili, Strength and Flexibility, non-competitive and competitive programs, workshops, camps.

Certified. Info via email or phone. . 912704-2052. prideofirelandga@gmail.com.

Line Dancing

Take down Tuesdays. Jazzy Sliders Adult Line Dancing, every Tuesday, 7:30pm-10:00pm. Free admission, cash bar. Come early and learn a new dance from 7:30pm-8:30pm. . doublesnightclub.com/. Doubles Nightclub, 7100 Abercorn St. Mahogany Shades of Beauty

Dance classes--hip hop, modern, jazz, West African, ballet, lyrical and step.

Modeling and acting classes. All ages/

all levels welcome. Call Mahogany for info. . 912-272-8329.

Modern Dance Class

Beginner and intermediate classes.

Fridays 10am-11:15am. Doris Martin Studio, 7360 Skidaway Rd. Call Elizabeth for info. . 912-354-5586.

Pole Dancing Classes

Beginners class, Wednesdays, 8pm.

Level II, Mondays, 8pm. $22/one class. $70/four classes. Preregistration required. Learn pole dance moves and spins while getting a full body workout.

Pole Fitness Classes Monday/Wednesday, 11am. Nothing comes off but your shoes. Call or see website for info. .

912-398-4776. fitnessbodybalance. com. Fitness Body & Balance Personal Training Studio, 2209 Rowland Ave, Suite 2.

Salsa Lessons by Salsa Savannah

Tues. 8pm-9pm and 9pm-10pm. Thur.

8pm-9pm and 9pm-10pm. Sun. 5pm6pm and 6pm-7pm. Salon de Maile, 704B Hodgson Memorial Dr., Savannah, 31406. See website for info. . salsasavannah.com.

Sankofa Center for the Arts Grand Opening

The opening of Savannah’s newest dance and movement studio features a performance by the center’s students and instructors highlighting the classes offered (Ballet, Modern, Liturgical, Hip Hop, Jazz, Zumba, African). Class registration will also be open for anyone interested. Free and open to the public.

Sat., June 8, 1-3 p.m. Sat., June 8, 1-3 p.m Sankofa Center for the Arts, 221 Executive Circle.

Savannah Dance Club

Shag, swing, cha-cha and line dancing.

Everyone invited. Call for location, days and times. . 912-398-8784.

Savannah Shag Club

Wednesdays, 7pm,at Doubles Lounge.

Fridays, 7pm, at American Legion Post 36, 2309 E. Victory Dr. . doublesnightclub.com/. Doubles Nightclub, 7100 Abercorn St. Savannah Swing Cats--Swing Dancing

. doublesnightclub.com/. Doubles Nightclub, 7100 Abercorn St. Zumba & Zumba Toning with Anne

Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, 7pm8pm. $5 per class, discounts available with punch card purchase. All levels welcome. Call for info. . 912-596-1952.

Lake Mayer, 1850 E. Montgomery Crossroads.

Events 16th Annual Tybee Island Tour of Homes

Featuring a variety of historic and contemporary architectural styles.

Begin tour at any tour home. Proceeds benefit The Tybee Rising Tyde Community Food Pantry and the Tybee Island Maritime Academy Charter School. Call for advance tickets. $30/advance. $35/ day of tour Sat., June 8, 10 a.m.-4 p.m.

912-786-9386 or 912-786-7979 or 912234-7257. Sat., June 8, 10 a.m.-4 p.m Charlie Johnson Lecture Series: “American Impressionism and the Ashcan School: Gari

Melchers’s New York Connections”

Lecture by Courtney McNeil, Curator of Art, on the items in the Telfair collection with strong New York connections.

Thu., June 6, 6 p.m. telfair.org. telfair. org. Thu., June 6, 6 p.m Telfair Academy of Arts and Sciences, 121 Barnard St. Farm a la Carte: A Mobile Farmer’s Market

At various spots around town, including Green Truck on Wednesdays, 2:30pm6:30pm. Bethesda Farmers’ Market on Thursdays, 3:00-5:30pm. Forsyth Park Farmers’ Market on Saturdays, 9am-1pm. Sustainable meats, organic produce, local dairy. . revivalfoods.com. greentruckpub.com. Green Truck Pub, 2430 Habersham St. Farmers’ Market and Fleatique

Local vendors of regionally grown produce, antiques, flea market finds on Wilmington Island. Outdoor market or indoor booths. Free to attend. Booths for rent. Cents and Sensibility, 6703 Johnny Mercer Blvd. Saturdays, 9am1pm. Call for info. . 912-659-2900.

First Friday Art March

March your way down to Starland District and the Desotorow Gallery to explore an Art Bazaar, live music, and unique gallery exhibits. Free first Friday of every month, 6 p.m. artmarchsavannah.com. first Friday of every month, 6 p.m Desotorow Gallery, 2427 Desoto Ave. GreenDrinks Savannah for June

A happy hour networking gathering for folks who want to save the Earth. Second Tuesday of each month at 5:30pm.

Location varies monthly. June’s location is the new Blowin’ Smoke. Free to attend. Cash bar. Tue., June 11, 5:30 p.m. blowinsmokebbq.com. Tue., June 11, 5:30 p.m Blowin’ Smoke BBQ, 1611 Habersham Street.

Guided Tours of the Lucas Theatre for the Arts

Learn the history of the historic Lucas Theatre on a 20-30 minute tour. Restoration, architecture, history of the theatre and of early cinema. $4. Group rates for ten or more. School trips available. No reservations needed for 10:30am, 1:30pm and 2pm. Other times by appointment. Call for info. . 912-5255023. lucastheatre.com. Lucas Theatre for the Arts, 32 Abercorn St. Lecture: Darien’s Tragic Fate in the Civil War

McIntosh County historian Buddy Sullivan speaks on “The Burning of Darien, We Know How… But Why?” The second in a four part series on the Sesquicentennial of the Burning of Darien during the Civil War. Location: Darien’s St. Cyprian’s Episcopal Church. Call for address and directions. Sun., June 9, 3 p.m. 912-437-4770. steve_smith@ gadnr.org. Sun., June 9, 3 p.m Open House: Isle of Hope School’s Temporary Location

Open house for parents and students of the Isle of Hope K-8 School that will be temporarily located at 5330 Montgomery Street while the replacement Isle of

The original Midnight Tour

One of the spookiest tours in town.

Learn about the untold stories of some of the most haunted locations here in Savannah Georgia. Guaranteed to give you a few goose bumps and an unexplained need for a night light.

33.00 . 1-866-666-3323. 6thsenseworld. com. 6th Sense Savannah Tours, 404 Abercorn Street.

PBJ Pantry

A free food pantry held every Thursday, 10-11am and 6-7pm. Contact Jessica Sutton for questions. 912-897-1192 . ymcaofcoastalga.org/. YMCA (Wilmington Island), 66 Johnny Mercer Blvd.

Savannah Storytellers

Tall tales and fun times with the classic art of storytelling. Every Wednesday at 6pm. Reservations encouraged by calling 912-349-4059. Wednesdays, 6 p.m. liveoakstore.com/tubbysthunderbolt.

Wednesdays, 6 p.m Tubby’s Tank House (Thunderbolt), 2909 River Dr. Shire of Forth Castle Fighter Practice

Local chapter of the Society for Creative Anachronism meets Saturdays at Forsyth Park (south end) for fighter practice and general hanging out. For those interested in the Middle Ages and the Renaissance. . savannahsca.org.

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Tybee Island Tour of Homes

The 16th annual Tybee Island Tour of Homes features eight stunning homes from coastal showplaces to artful restorations and renovations.Proceeds benefit The Rising Tyde Community Food Pantry and the Tybee Island Maritime Academy Charter School.

The tour is rain or shine Saturday, June 8, 10am -4pm, and lunch is included.

For tickets, visit or call Gallery by the Sea (912)786-7979 or E. Shaver, Bookseller in Savannah (912)234-7257.

Tickets can also be purchased at “The Old School Cafeteria” on Tybee by the YMCA on Butler and Fifth St. the day of the tour from 9am - 2:30pm. For more info:(912)398-3140. $30 donation in advance or $35 day of tour Sat., June 8, 10 a.m. (912)398-3140. tybeetourofhomes. com. Sat., June 8, 10 a.m Tybee Island, Tybee Island.

Fitness AHA in the AM

Mondays and Fridays, 7:30am-9:00am.

Open to free form yoga/movement with guided meditation. A great way to start and end the work week. Email or see website for info. Fee: donations. . trickydame@gmail.com. trickydame. com. Anahata Healing Arts Center, 2424 Drayton St.

In 2002, smashing all of the barriers,the Sixth Sense Savannah tour became the first tour to go well beyond the usual touring areas and subject matter, starting in a neighborhood, where locals, family, friends, chose to share their personal ghost stories, exclusively with the company founder. 30.00 Every 55 days, 9:30 p.m.

9122920960. 6thsenseworld.com. Every 55 days, 9:30 p.m 6th Sense Savannah Tours, 404 Abercorn Street.

TEDx: Creative Coast

Ideas worth spreading--the local version, now in its fourth year. Sold Out. Fri., June 7, 9 a.m.-6 p.m. tedxcreativecoast.com/. telfair.org/jepson/. Fri., June 7, 9 a.m.-6 p.m Jepson Center for the Arts, 207 West York St.

AHA Yoga Classes

Jivamkuti Inspired w/ Brittany Roberts Mondays 6:30pm – 7:45pm Soul Progression w/ Lynn Geddes Tuesdays/ Thursdays 12:30pm – 1:45pm & 6:30pm – 7:45pm TGiF! Power Hour with Lynne McSweeny Fridays 5:45pm – 6:45pm All Levels Yoga w/ Christine Harness Glover Saturdays 9:30am – 10:45am n/a first Monday, Tuesday, Thursday-Saturday of every month. 9Anahata Healing Arts Center, 2424 Drayton St. Suite B. Al-Anon Family Groups

An anonymous fellowship of relatives and friends of alcoholics. the message of Al-Anon is one of strength and hope for friends/family of problem drinkers. Al-Anon is for adults. Alateen is for people age 13-19. Meetings daily throughout the Savannah area. check website or call for info. . 912-598-9860. savannahalanon.com.

Bariatric Surgery Support Group

First Wednesday each month, 7pm, and third Saturday, 10am, in Mercer Auditorium of Hoskins Center at Memorial. For those who have had or are considering bariatric surgery.

Free to attend. Call or see website for info. . 912-350-3438. memorialhealth. com. memorialhealth.com/. Memorial Health University Medical Center, 4700 Waters Ave. Beach Body Workouts with Laura

MONDAYS at 6:15 PM at the Lake Mayer Community Center $5.00 per session Mondays, 6:15 p.m. (912) 6526784. Mondays, 6:15 p.m Lake Mayer, 1850 E. Montgomery Crossroads.

Beastmode Fitness Group Training

Train with this elite team. A total body program that trims, tones and gets results. Personal training options available. See website for info. Meets at West Broad YMCA. 5am-6am and 8pm-9pm. . beastmodefitnessga.com.

YMCA-West Broad St, 1110 May St. Bellydancing Fusion Classes

Mixes ballet, jazz, hip hop into a unique high energy dance style. Drills and choreographies for all levels.Small classes in downtown Savannah, and on request. $10 per person. Email for info. . bohemianbeats.com.

Blue Water Yoga

Community donation-based classes, Tues. and Thurs., 5:45pm - 7:00pm.

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ARIES

The longest natural arch in the world is the Fairy Bridge in Guangxi Province, China. Made of limestone, this 400-foot-wide span crosses over the Buliu River. No one outside of China knew about it until 2009, when an American explorer spied it on Google Earth.

Let’s make the Fairy Bridge your metaphor of the month, Aries.

Judging by the astrological omens, I suspect there’s a good chance you will soon find something like a natural, previously hidden bridge.

In other words, be alert for a link between things you didn’t know were connected.

barrier was eventually policed by armed guards. Traffic between the two Berlins became virtually impossible for the next 28 years.

Then a miracle occurred: East German authorities relinquished their stranglehold. They tentatively allowed East Berliners to travel to West Berlin. Soon the *Mauerspechte,* or “wall woodpeckers,” showed up. Armed with hammers and chisels, these people began chipping away at the Wall. Two years later, most of it had been demolished. I hereby assign you to be a wall woodpecker in your own sphere, Cancer. The time is right to demolish a barricade. It may take a while, but you’re ready to start.

TAURUS

LEO

(March 21-April 19)

(April 20-May 20) I hope that in recent weeks you’ve made yourself a master of sticky and intricate details. I trust you’ve been working harder and smarter than you have in a long time. Have you, Taurus? Have you been grunting and sweating a lot, exerting yourself in behalf of good causes? Please tell me you have.

And please say you’re willing to continue for a while longer. The way I see it, your demanding tasks aren’t quite finished. In fact, the full reward for your efforts may not become available unless you keep pushing beyond the point that you consider to be your fair share.

GEMINI

(May 21-June 20) How free do you want to be, Gemini? A tiny bit free, hemmed in by comfortable complications that require you to rely on white lies?

Or would you rather be moderately free in ways that aren’t too demanding -- politely, sensibly free?

Maybe you feel brave and strong enough to flirt with a breathtaking version of liberation -- a pure, naked freedom that brings you close to the edge of wild abandon and asks you to exercise more responsibility than you’re used to.

I’m not telling you which kind you should opt for, but I am suggesting that it’s best if you do make a conscious choice.

CANCER

(June 21-July 22) In August 1961, the Communist government of East Germany built the Berlin Wall. It was a thick concrete barrier designed to prevent the oppressed citizens of East Berlin from escaping to freedom in West Berlin. The

(July 23-Aug. 22) The following slogan captures the spirit I bring to composing my horoscopes: “I live in the future so that you don’t have to.” But right now this slogan doesn’t apply to you. From what I can tell, you are currently visiting the future as much as I do. Here’s what I wonder, though: Are you timetraveling simply to run away from the dilemmas that face you in the present? Or are you taking advantage of your jaunts to acquire revelations that will help you solve those dilemmas once you return?

VIRGO

(Aug. 23-Sept. 22) You know that there are different kinds of stress, right? Some varieties wear you out and demoralize you, while other kinds of stress excite and motivate you. Some lead you away from your longterm goals, and others propel you closer. The coming weeks would be an excellent time for you to fine-tune your ability to distinguish between them. I suspect that the more you cultivate and seek out the good kind, the less susceptible you’ll be to the bad kind.

LIBRA

(Sept. 23-Oct. 22) Studies show that people spend 87 percent of their time inside buildings and six percent in enclosed vehicles. In other words, they are roaming around outside enjoying the wind and sky and weather for only seven percent of their lives.

I think you’re going to have to do better than that in the coming week, Libra. To ensure your mental hygiene stays robust, you should try to expose yourself to

the natural elements at least nine percent of the time. If you manage to hike that rate up to ten percent or higher, you stand a good chance of achieving a spiritual epiphany that will fuel you for months.

SCORPIO

(Oct. 23-Nov. 21) Resurrection is the Scorpionic specialty. Better than any other sign of the zodiac, you can summon the power to be reborn. It is your birthright to reanimate dreams and feelings and experiences that have expired, and make them live again in new forms.

Your sacred totem is the mythical phoenix, which burns itself in a fire of its own creation and then regenerates itself from the ashes.

Now here’s the big news headline, Scorpio: I have rarely seen you in possession of more skill to perform these rites than you have right now.

SAGITTARIUS

bring this up, Capricorn, because I suspect it’ll be a *minced oath* kind of week for you. What I mean is: You’ll have every right to get riled up, and you should express your feelings, but not in ways that create problems for you.

AQUARIUS

(Jan. 20-Feb. 18) There’s only one correct way to spell the English word “beauty.”

But that wasn’t true centuries ago.

Before the advent of the printing press, orthographic anarchy prevailed for many words. Some of beauty’s variations included bewte, beaute, beaultye, beuaute, bealte, buute, bewtee, and beaultye. I bring this up, Aquarius, because I think it would be fun and healthy for you to take a respite from having to slavishly obey standardized rules. I’m talking about not just those that apply to spelling, but others, too. See what you can get away with.

(Nov. 22-Dec. 21)

PISCES

Octavio Paz spoke to a lover in his poem “Counterparts”: “In my body you search the mountain for the sun buried in its forest.

In your body I search for the boat adrift in the middle of the night.” What have you searched for in the bodies of your lovers, Sagittarius? What mysteries and riddles have you explored while immersed in their depths? How has making love helped you to better understand the meaning of life? I invite you to ruminate on these uncanny joys. Remember the breakthroughs that have come your way thanks to sex. Exult in the spiritual education you have received through your dealings with lust and sensuality. And then go out and stir up some fresh epiphanies.

In the last chapter of Fyodor Dostoevsky’s novel *The Brothers Karamazov,* the lead character says the following: “There is nothing nobler, stronger, healthier, and more helpful in life than a good remembrance, particularly a remembrance from childhood. A beautiful, holy memory preserved from childhood can be the single most important thing in our development.” I bring this up, Pisces, so as to get you in the right frame of mind for this week’s featured activity: remembrance. One of the greatest gifts you can give yourself is to reminisce about the old days and the old ways. To do so will enhance your physical health and purify your emotional hygiene.

CAPRICORN

(Dec. 22-Jan. 19) Do you know what minced oaths are? They’re rarely used anymore.

If you went back a hundred years, though, you’d hear them regularly. They were sanitized swear words, basically; peculiar exclamations that would allow people the emotional release of profanities without causing a ruckus among those who were listening. “Bejabbers!” was one.

So were “thunderation! and “dadblast!” and “consarn!” Here’s one of my favorite minced oaths: “By St. Boogar and the saints at the backside door of purgatory!” I

(Feb. 19-March 20)

For anyone caring for senior citizens with any affliction or illness. Second Saturday of the month, 10am-11am.

Savannah Commons, 1 Peachtree Dr. Refreshments. Free to attend. savannahcommons.com.

Hiking & Biking at Skidaway Island State Park

Year round fitness opportunities. Walk or run the 1-mile Sandpiper Nature Trail (accessible) the additional 1-mile Avian Loop Trail, or 3-mile Big Ferry Trail. Bicycle and street strider rentals. Guided hikes scheduled. $5 parking. Open daily 7am-10pm. Call or see website. . 912598-2300. gastateparks.org/SkidawayIsland. gastateparks.org/info/skidaway/.

Skidaway Island State Park, 52 Diamond Cswy.

Israeli Krav Maga Self-Defense Classes

A system of self-defense techniques based on several martial arts. The official fighting system of the Israeli Defense Forces (IDF). Custom Fit offers individual and small group training and intensive workshops. . 912-441-4891. customfitcenter.com.

Kung Fu School: Ving Tsun

Ving Tsun (Wing Chun) is the world’s fastest growing martial arts style. Uses angles and leverage to tunr an attacker’s strength against him. Call for info on free trial classes. Drop ins welcome.

11202 White Bluff Rd. . 912-429-9241.

Mommy and Baby Yoga

Mondays. Call for times and fees or see website. . 912-232-2994. savannahyoga. com. savannahyoga.com/. Savannah Yoga Center, 1321 Bull St. Pilates Classes

Daily classes for all skill levels including beginners. Private and semiprivate classes by appointment. Carol Daly-Wilder, certified instructor. Call or see website for info. . 912-238-0018. savannahpilates.com. pilatessavannah. com/. Momentum Pilates Studio, 8413 Rerguson Ave. Pregnancy Yoga

series of 6-week classes. Thursdays. A mindful approach to pregnancy, labor and delivery. Instructor Ann Carroll. $100. Call or email for info. . 912-7047650. ann@aikyayoga.com. savannahyoga.com/. Savannah Yoga Center, 1321 Bull St. Qigong Classes

Qigong exercises contribute to a healthier and longer life. Classes offer a time to learn the exercises and perform them in a group setting. Class length averages 60 min. Any level of practice is welcome. $15 . qigongtim.com/. Anahata Healing Arts Center, 2424 Drayton St. Richmond Hill Roadies Running Club

A chartered running club of the Road Runners Association of America.

Monthly training sessions and seminars.

Weekly runs. Kathy Ackerman, 912-7565865, or Billy Tomlinson, 912-596-5965. .

Savannah Climbing CoOp Ladies Night

Every Wednesday women climb for half price, 6pm-10pm. $5. 302 W. Victory Dr.,

Savannah Disc Golf

Weekly events (entry $5) Friday Night Flights: Fridays, 5pm. Luck of the Draw Doubles: Saturdays, 10am.

Handicapped League: Saturdays, 1pm.

Singles at the Sarge: Sundays, 10am.

All skill levels welcome. Instruction available. See website or email for info. . savannahdiscgolf@gmail.com. savannahdiscgolf.com.

Savannah Striders Running and Walking Club

With a one-year, $10 membership,free training programs for beginners (walkers and runners) and experienced athletes. Fun runs. Advice from mentors.

Monthly meetings with quality speakers. Frequent social events. Sign up online or look for the Savannah Striders Facebook page. . savystrider.com.

Tai Chi Lessons in Forsyth Park

Tuesdays, 9am-10am. $10. North End of Forsyth Park. Email for info. . relaxsavannah@gmail.com. Forsyth Park, 501 Whitaker St. Turbo Kick Cardio Workout

Lose calories while dancing and kickboxing. No experience or equipment needed. Tues. and Thurs. 6pm, Fitness on Broughton, 1 E. Broughton Wed. 6pm Lake Mayer Community Center, 1850 E. Montgomery Crossroads. $5 . 586-822-1021. facebook.com/turbokicksavannah.

Yoga for Cancer Patients and Survivors

Free for people with cancer and cancer survivors. 6:30pm Tuesdays. 12:45pm Thursdays. Fitness One, 3rd floor of the Center for Advanced Medicine at Memorial. Call for info. . 912-350-9031. memorialhealth.com/. Memorial Health University Medical Center, 4700 Waters Ave. Yoga on the Beach

Wednesdays and Fridays at Tybees’s North End. 7am-8am, weather permitting. Come to North Beach Parking Area, Gulick Street walkover. Multi-level class. Hatha 1 and 2. Instructor Ann Carroll. Bring yoga mat or beach towel.

Call or email for info. Fee: donations. . 912-704-7650. ann@aikyayoga.com.

North Beach, Tybee Island.

Zumba and Zumba/Toning with Mai

Mondays: 8:30am and 7pm. Lake Mayer Community Center. $5. 5:30pm Frank Murray Community Center, Whitmarsh Island. $3. Tuesdays: 10am Curves @ Savannah Mall. $5/class for non-members. 5:30pm St. Paul CME Social Hall, 123 Brady St. $3 Per class/non-members. Wednesdays: 9:30am, Frank Murray Community Center, Whitemarsh Island, $3. Thursdays: 10am, Curves at Savannah Mall, $5. Bring water, proper shoes and attire. Contact Mai @ 912604-9890. . 912-604-9890.

Zumba Fitness (R) with April

Mondays at 5:30pm, Thursdays at 6:30pm. Nonstop Fitness in Sandfly, 8511 Ferguson Ave. $5 for nonmenbers. call for info. . 912-349-4902.

Gay & Lesbian First City Network Board Meeting

First Monday, 6:30pm, at FCN office, 307 E. Harris St. 2nd floor. Call or see website for info. . 912-236-CITY. firstcitynetwork.org.

Gay AA Meeting

True Colors Group of Alcoholics Anonymous, a gay and lesbian AA meeting that welcomes all alcoholics, meets Thursdays and Sundays, 7:30pm, at the Unitarian Universalist Church, 311 E. Harris, 2nd floor. New location effective 11/2012. .

Georgia Equality Savannah

Local chapter of Georgia’s largest gay rights group. 104 W. 38th St. 912-5476263. .

Savannah Pride, Inc.

Organizes the annual Savannah Pride Festival and helps promote the wellbeing of the LGBT community in the South. Mission: unity through diversity and social awareness. Second Tuesday/month, 7pm, at FCN office, 307 E. Harris St., 2nd floor. . 912-288-7863. heather@savpride.com.

Stand Out Youth

A gay, lesbian, bisexual, transgender and questioning youth organization.

Meets Fridays, 7pm, FCN office, 307 E. Harris St. Call, email or see website for info. . 912-657-1966. info@standoutyouth.org. standoutyouth.org.

What Makes a Family

A children’s therapy group for children of GLBT parents. Ages 10 to 18. Meets twice a month. Call for info. . 912-3522611.

Health 2nd Annual Sports Medicine Conference

Optim Sports Medicine is hosting the 2nd Annual Sports Medicine Conference for all coaches, athletes, parents, athletic trainers, nurses, etc. with the goal of preventing sports injuries in our local athletes. Topics include education on concussions, heat illness, nutrition, injury prevention tips, strength and conditioning, etc. Free Registration (912) 657-4717. facebook.com/optimhealth. optimhealth.com. Optim Orthopedics, 210 East DeRenne Avenue.

Alcoholics Anonymous

For people who want or need to stop drinking, AA can help. Meetings daily throughout the Savannah area. Free to attend or join. Check website for meeting days/times, or call 24 hours a day. .

912-356-3688. savannahaa.com.

Armstrong Prescription Drug Drop-Off

Armstrong Atlantic State Univ. hosts a permanent drop box for disposing of unused prescription drugs and over the counter medication. In the lobby of the University Police building on campus.

Open to the public 24 hours/day, year round. Confidential. All items collected are destroyed by the Drug Enforcement Administration. . 912-344-3333. armstrong.edu. about.armstrong.edu/ Maps/index.html. Armstrong Atlantic State University, 11935 Abercorn St.

Bariatric Surgery Information Session

Information on bariatric surgery and the program at Memorial Health Bariatrics. Learn surgical procedures offered, support and education programs involved, and how bariatric surgery can affect patients’ lives. Call or see website for info. Free to attend.

Hoskins Center at Memorial. . 912350-3438. bariatrics.memorialhealth. com. memorialhealth.com/. Memorial Health University Medical Center, 4700 Waters Ave. Cancer Patient & Survivor Mindfulness Based Stress Reduction

Techniques of deep relaxation, breathing and gentle movement that can be practiced daily to develop mindfulness, reduce stress and enhance well-being.

Wednesdays: May 15-July 10, 6:308:00pm at Fitness One on the Memorial campus. Call for information and to register. Through July 10. 912-3507845. memorialhealth.com/. Through July 10 Memorial Health University Medical Center, 4700 Waters Ave. Energy Workshops

Energy Medicine Workshops June 9, and 22nd/23rd led by Ellen Farrell. See website for information. Through June 23. ellenfarrell.com. Through June 23 Anahata Healing Arts Center, 2424 Drayton St. Free Hearing and Speech Screening

Hearing: Thursdays, 9am-11am.

Speech: First Thursdays,. Call or see website for times. . 912-355-4601. savannahspeechandhearing.org. savannahspeechandhearing.org/. Savannah Speech and Hearing Center, 1206 E 66th St.

Free HIV Testing at Chatham County Health Dept.

Free walk-in HIV testing. 8am-4pm Mon.-Fri. No appointment needed.

Test results in 20 minutes. Follow-up visit and counseling will be set up for anyone testing positive. Call for info. .

912-644-5217. Chatham County Health Dept., 1395 Eisenhower Dr. Health Care for Uninsured People

Open for primary care for uninsured residents of Chatham County. Mon.Fri., 8:30am-3:30pm. Call for info or appointment. . 912-443-9409. St. Joseph’s/Candler--St. Mary’s Health Center, 1302 Drayton St. Hypnobirthing

Teaches mother and birth partner to use her natural instincts, trust her body, release emotions and facilitate relaxation during labor and delivery.

Five class series on Monday evenings, 6pm. Location: 100 Riverview Dr. $300/ group sessions. $600/private sessions.

Call or email for info and reservations. . 912-704-7650. carroll362@bellsouth. net.

Hypnosis, Guided Imagery and Relaxation Therapy

Helps everyday ordinary people with everyday ordinary problems: smoking, weight loss, phobias, fears, ptsd, life coaching. Caring, qualified professional help. See website or call for info. . 912-

927-3432. savannahypnosis.com.

It’s Not Just Tay-Sachs: Jewish Genetic Disease Education Forum

A panel of local medical professionals discuss Tay-Sachs and other Jewish hereditary diseases, resources, and ethical and religious concerns associated with genetic screening. Free savj. org. savannahjea.org. Jewish Educational Alliance, 5111 Abercorn St. La Leche League of Savannah

A breast feeding support group for new/ expectant monthers. Meeting/gathering first Thursdays, 10am. Call or see website for location and other info. .

912-897-9544. lllusa.org/web/savannahga.html.

Living Smart Fitness Club

An exercise program encouraging healthy lifestyle changes. Mon. & Wed. 6pm-7:15pm Hip Hop low impact aerobics at Delaware Center. Tues. 5:307:00 Zumba at St. Joseph’s Candler African American Resource Center.

(Program sponsors.) . 912-447-6605.

Planned Parenthood Hotline

First Line is a statewide hotline for women seeking information on health services. Open 7pm-11pm nightly. .

800-264-7154.

Savannah CPR Initiative

An initiative by the City of Savannah to train 6,000 Savannahians in CPR by year’s end. The City will train 1,000 Savannahians in CPR this year. Each of these trainees will in turn pledge to train at least five other individuals, bringing to 6,000 the total number of Savannahians trained in CPR. The hope is that “Savannah’s 6,000” will vastly improve our community’s ability to respond to sudden cardiac emergencies, doubling our survival rate for witnessed out-of-hospital cardiac arrests. Call for info. . 912-651-6410.

Kid’s Happenings Friday Morning Puppet Shows

Interactive Puppet Shows at Puppet People Studio include a Hands-on Studio Tour and Make & Take Puppet Craft.

Shows will vary; call for schedule. Reservations preferred. $12 per child (ages 1-10); $7 adults 912-355-3366. Puppet People Studio, 3119 Furber Ave.

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Yard SaleS 204 YARD SALE: SPRINGFIELD - 901 NORTH ASH ST. Saturday, June 8, 7 am. Lots of Guy stuff, College Dorm stuff, Furniture, Toys, Tools Items for sale 300

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WAREHOUSE WORKERS NEEDED Apply Now, Start Tomorrow!

Pre-employment Screening Contact Brendi at 912-414-9269 for more information.

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Diabetic Test Strips Wanted Most types, Most brands. Will pay up to $10/box. Call Clifton 912-596-2275.

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Health Company Needs Help PT/FT. $500-$5000 plus. Will train! Call 651-263-6677 LOCAL COMPANY HIRING Carpet Cleaning Tech Needed.

Clean MVR, Drug testing, and Background search. Benefits, Good Pay. Call 912-303-5440 LOCAL DAY SERVICES PROGRAM for developmentally disabled now seeking Program Manager. To place application: Monday-Thursday, 10am-2pm at 27 Minus Avenue or fax resume to 912.335.7888. No calls please.

1210 EAST 48TH STREET 3/2. Hardwoods. Two renovated baths. DEN! 2 fireplaces,private courtyard $194,500.Tom Whitten Realty Executives Coastal Empire 912-663-0558, 912-355-5557.

1508 EAST 48TH: 3BR/2BA, Updated. Hardwood Floors. Quiet, Dead End Street. Large Attic. Privacy Fence. $199,900. Tom Whitten Realty Executives Coastal Empire, 912-663-0558 Direct or 912-355-5557 Office.

1218 E. 69TH STREET: 5B/R, 3B/A, A bargain for space, large house, CH&A,fenced yard. No pets. Great for 2 families or roommates. $1000/month. 912-272-2330

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1412 E 56th St. 3BR/1BA, Hardwood floors, LR, Kitchen/Dining w/Fridge & Gas Stove, W/D connections, CH&A, Fenced backyard, Carport & Extra Storage $800/rent, $750/deposit.

503 Lucian Court Paradise Park. Total Electric, 3BR/2BA, LR, Eat in Kitchen, Dining/Den, W/D Hookups, CH&A. Fenced Yard $825/rent & $775/deposit 1136 E. 39th Street 3BR/1BA, eat-in kitchen w/Stove & Refrigerator, CH&A, Fenced backyard, garage. $725/rent, $675/deposit.

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•22B Mastick: 3BR/2BA $650 •2026-1/2 East 50th: 2BR $625 •2122 Alaska: 3BR, cute house with washer & dryer $825 912-257-6181

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4BR/1BA and 1 Room, 1BA Garage Apt. Both have A/C window and central air. Lots more. $68,500.

912-927-2853 or 912-507-7934 Duplexes For sale 825

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3BR/2BA. One side of duplex,one level. Southside. Conveniently located to elementary school & busline. $74,900 OBO. Investors welcome. 912-308-0550

2 Bedroom Apts./1 Bath, Newly remodeled apts. LR, dining, ceiling fans each room, central heat/air, kitchen w/appliances, washer/dryer hookup. Lights, water & cable included. NO CREDIT CHECK REQUIRED; EVICTIONS OK. $215-$235 Two Bedrooms/weekly. Biweekly & Monthly rates available. Deposit Required. Call 912-319-4182, M-Sat 10am-6pm.

DUPLEX FOR RENT

1BR, 1BA $175/weekly, $ 600/ dep, utilities included

912-631-1650

EDEN - EFFINGHAM 3 Bedrooms, 1 Bath, Country atmosphere. $675/month plus deposit. No Section 8. 912-234-0548

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2 remodeled mobile homes in Garden City mobile home park. Double/Singlewide. Low down affordable payments. Credit check approval. Special ending soon.

Speak directly to Community Managers, Gwen or Della, 912-964-7675 HOME FOR RENT: 1016 West 45th Street, Savannah. 2 Bedrooms, 1 Bath, LR, DR, kitchen. $495/per month. Call 912-330-0463

2BR, Bonus room, New paint, HOUSE FOR LEASE Clean backyard. $600-$675.

HOUSE FOR LEASE in Savannah: 3 2 BR, 1BA, Kitchen, LR. 2207 BulCall 912-659-1276 Bedroom, 1 Bath in country setloch Street. $375/month, $375/ 3001 BULL STREET:2BR APT. partially furnished. Washer & dryer, central heat/air, large LR, could be used as commercial. $600/month. Mr. Gibbs, 352-3080 or 663-1257

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•825 Jamestown Rd: Nice 3BR/2BA home located in quiet Jamestown Subd. featuring family room w/fireplace & large backyard.

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100 LEWIS DRIVE: 2BR/1.5BA Apt. for rent. Central heat/air, stove, refrigerator. $625/month, $500/deposit. 912-308-0957

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1/2 OFF RENT SPECIALS http://savannah.craigslist. org/apa/3762836493.html Eastside - 3BR/1BA House/Duplex 2031 New Mexico Street: off Pennsylvania $765/mo.

1535 East 54th Street: off Waters $765/month.

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Newly Renovated, hardwood floors,carpet, paint, appliances, central heat/air, washer/dryer hookups. $550-$675/month, utilities may be added to rent if requested.

*All homes include Central heat/air, laundry rooms, LR/DR, kitchen w/appliances, fenced-in yard and storage sheds.

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912-844-1748 ALL UTILITIES INCLUDED 1BR, kitchen and bath, private entrance, patio. $600/month, $600/security deposit. Near St. Joe’s and AASU. 912-224-3164

ting. 15-20 minutes from everything. Good credit a must. $500.

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HOUSES 3 Bedrooms 166 Lion’s Gate $1650 2310 Pinetree Rd $895 1702 E. 35th St. $825 2 Bedrooms 2309 E. 42nd St. $750 APARTMENTS One Bedroom 917-A Harmon St. $855 3801 Waters Ave. $695 315-B E.57th St. $625 Two Bedrooms 917-B Harmon St. $925 1230 E. 54th St. $525 Three Bedrooms 123 Harmon Creek $825 Furnished Loft 321 Broughton St. $1500 3-4 Month Rental 1165 E. Gaston St. $1495 FOR DETAILS & PICTURES VISIT OUR WEB PAGE WWW.PAMTPROPERTY.COM Pam T Property 692-0038

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897-1984, 8am-7pm EASTSIDE **3204 Hazel: 3BR House, large den $825 **430 Lawton: 5BR/2BA, 2-story house $950 NEAR LAMARVILLE **1921 Cowan: 3BR/1BA house $750 **1925 Cowan: 3BR/1BA $700

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307 Treat Avenue,Savannah. Newly renovated, 3BR, 1 Full Bath, LR, DR, kitchen w/refrigerator, electric stove, washer/dryer connection, CH&A. Will accept tenants other than Section 8. $900/month. 912-604-8308

SECTION 8 WELCOME

ONE, TWO & THREE BR Apts. & Houses for rent. Stove, refrigerator, washer/dryer. 1/2 month OffGood for this month only.

912-844-5996 OR 912-272-6820

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•1BR Apts, washer/dryer included. $25 for water, trash included, $625/month.

•2BR/1.5BA Townhouse Apt, total electric, w/washer & dryer $675.

912-927-3278 or 912-356-5656

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TOWNHOUSE- Lewis Dr. 2-Bedroom, 1.5-Bath, Stove, Refrigerator, washer/dryer connections, dishwasher, central heat/air, total electric, no pets. $625/month $625/deposit. 912-657-4583.

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*13 Hibiscus Ave: 4BR/1BA $855 Call 507-7934 or 927-2853

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WINDSOR FOREST HOMES •Available Now! 3BR/1.5BA, family room has been used as 4th BR, new CH&A, new interior paint, new energy efficient windows and sliding doors.

Conveniently located. $999/month, $989/security deposit. Military or Police Discount.

•Available Now! Really nice inside & out! 3BR/1.5BA, LR, DR, new wood floors, new paint interior & exterior, new vinyl floors in baths, new ceiling fans, new high-efficiency windows & sliding glass door, utility room, carport. $999/rent, $979/security deposit.

•Available Now! 3BR/1BA, LR, family room, dining area, large kitchen, laundry room, central heat & A/C, shed w/electricity & concrete floor. No pets or smoking.$959/Rent + security deposit $999. (1yr. lease required) Police & Military Discount NO SECTION 8 OR SMOKING ACCEPTED. 912-920-1936 Good Music Is Food For The Soul.

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CLEAN, QUIET, NICE ROOMS & EFFICIENCES from $100-$170.

Near Buslines.Stove, Refrigerator, Washer & Dryer .For More Info Call 912-272-4378 or Email: jamesthomas5817@yahoo.com

Furnished, affordable room available includes utility, refrigerator, central heat/air. $115-$140/weekly, no deposit.Call 912-844-3609

ROOMS FOR RENT Completely furnished. Central heat and air. Conveniently located on busline. $130 per week. Call 912-844-5995.

NEED A ROOM? STOP LOOKING! Great rooms available ranging from $115-$140/weekly. Includes refrigerators, central heat/air. No deposit.

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SPACIOUS ROOMS FOR RENT Newly renovated on busline.2 blocks from Downtown Kroger,3 blocks from Historic Forsyth Park. $150/week w/No deposit.

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NEW ROOMS FOR RENT Freshly painted rooms including, cable, central air/heating, washer & dryer. No deposit. $100-$150/week.

Call 912-401-8899, Marie.

EFFICIENCY ROOMS Includes stove, refrigerator, private bath. Furnished! $180/week.

Call 912-844-5995.

AVAILABLE ROOMS: CLEAN, comfortable rooms. Washer/dryer, air, cable, ceiling fans. $115-$145 weekly. No deposit.

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$100 & Up Furnished, includes utilities, central heat/air, Comcast cable, washer/dryer. Ceramic tile in kitchen. Shared Kitchen & Shared bath. Call 912-210-0144

FURNISHED APTS. $165/WK.

Private bath and kitchen, cable, utilities, washer furnished. AC & heat, bus stop on property. No deposit required. Completely safe, manager on property. Contact Cody, 695-7889 or Jack, 342-3840.

CommerCial ProPerty For rent 890 WAREHOUSE / STORAGE AREA Available. 3,000 Sqft. Drive in ability, fenced parking area, Chatham Pkwy. area. Email: info@coastalbath.com.

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2002- Chrysler Town & Country Van, Wheel chair accessible from the back entrance, low miles $6500-7900 912 412-1146 /912 352-0406 FENDER BENDER ??

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