Connect Savannah August 10, 2016

Aug 10-16, 2016 news, arts & Entertainment weekly connectsavannah.com

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Don’t miss a weekend of Julie Andrews favorites! See eccentric, fantastical nanny Mary Poppins touch the lives of the Banks family children!

Then on Saturday, catch the melodic story of the Von Traps and their escape from Nazi Austria!

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A refreshing take on iconic singer-songwriter Joni Mitchell, “Both Sides Now” is an original show exploring our shared human bonds through Mitchell’s beloved melodies and inimitable lyrics.

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Curator Harry DeLorme offers a talk on the work by selftaught artists in Telfair’s permanent collection, including the woodcarvings on view in the exhibition “Stick Men.” 6 p.m Jepson Center for the Arts, 207 West York St.

Savannah VOICE Festival

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Film: Kriminal

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The PFS celebrates the 85th birthday of European cult cinema director Umberto Lenzi with this screening of “Kriminal,” the tale of a suave, brilliant and amoral master thief who commits brazen robberies and murders while disguised in a skintight skeleton outfit and mask.

8 p.m The Sentient Bean, 13 East Park Ave. $7

The Savannah VOICE Festival is a two-week celebration of the classical voice with over 25 performances, including operas, concerts, food and wine events and masterclasses.

Aug. 7-21 Various venues.

855.76OPERA. savannahvoicefestival.org

Film: The Good Dinosaur

This 3D Animated comedy adventure from Pixar Animated Studios and Walt Disney Pictures tells the story of what Earth might be like if dinosaurs had never gone extinct.

3-5 & 7-9 p.m The Tybee Post Theater, 10 Van Horne Ave. $7 Adults, $5 Children 12 and under 912-472-4790. tybeeposttheater.org

Savannah Bananas Playoff Game 7 p.m Grayson Stadium, 1401 East Victory Dr.

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Crash Comedy Show

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The Crash Comedy Show is an hour long, anything goes monthly variety show created and curated by local comedian/improviser John R Brennan. It provides a platform for artists of all backgrounds to experiment with their material in a supportive setting where anything goes regardless of pass/fail. Leave the kids at home.

8 p.m The Sentient Bean, 13 East Park Ave. Free

A two-week celebration of the classical voice with over 25 performances, including operas, concerts, food and wine events and masterclasses.

Aug. 7-21 Westin Savannah Harbor Golf Resort & Spa, 1 Resort Drive.

855.76OPERA. savannahvoicefestival.org

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Thursday / 11 African American Folk Art in Telfair’s Collection

Curator Harry DeLorme offers a talk on the work by self-taught artists in Telfair’s collection, including the woodcarvings on view in the exhibition “Stick Men.” 6 p.m Jepson Center for the Arts, 207 W York St.

Concert: Songs in the Key of Wonder Eric Jones and Cecilia Arango will pay tribute to the iconic Stevie Wonder in a night of his chart topping songs.

8-10 p.m Lucas Theatre for the Arts, 32 Abercorn St. $25 912-525-5050. lucastheatre.com

Film: Eddie the Eagle

6:30 p.m Unitarian Universalist Church of Savannah, 311 Harris St. Free

Film: Grease

Who doesn’t remember the 1978 musical romantic comedy about two high school lovers starring John Travolta and Olivia Newton-John. A summer vacation romance between local boy Danny Zuko and visiting Aussie Sandy Olsson blossoms when the two teenagers find themselves together again at the beginning of their senior year of high school.

3 & 7 p.m Tybee Post Theater, 10 Van Horn. $7

Film: Mary Poppins

This 2016 movie tells the true story of Eddie ‘The Eagle’ Edwards, who in 1988 became the first competitor to represent Great Britain in Olympic ski jumping.

3-5 & 7-9 p.m The Tybee Post Theater, 10 Van Horne Ave. $7 Adults, $5 Children 12 and under 912-472-4790. tybeeposttheater.org

When Jane and Michael, the children of the wealthy and uptight Banks family, are faced with the prospect of a new nanny, they are pleasantly surprised by the arrival of the magical Mary Poppins.

8-10 p.m Lucas Theatre for the Arts, 32 Abercorn St. $9 912-525-5050. lucastheatre.com

Voice Festival: From Argentina With Love: Santiago Ballerini

Voice Festival: Salon Series: Opera in the Baroque

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Concert: ClayBank

Contra Dance

Wowing audiences around the world, come hear tenor Santiago Ballerini in recital.

6:30 p.m.

St. John’s Episcopal Church, 1 Macon St. $45

Raw young talent with a wealth of musical experience and expertise, this award winning, four-piece band combines dynamic instrumentation with powerful vocal abilities.

8 p.m Randy Wood Guitars, 1304 East Hwy. 80. $23

Concert: Henry Kramer

Henry Kramer’s performances have been e praised by critics as ‘triumphant’ and ‘thrilling’ (The New York Times) and ‘technically effortless’ (La Presse, Montreal).

7:30-9 p.m Messiah Lutheran Church, 1 Westridge Road Free, donations accepted

Travel back to where it all began in this intimate concert of early music in the historic Green Meldrim house.

6:30 p.m.

Green Meldrim House, 14 W. Macon St. $75, all-inclusive

Contra dance with live music by Glow in the Dark String Band. All dances called

by Joyce or Bob. Casual dress, easy to learn, two left feet accepted, no partner or experience needed. Come early 7:15p for lesson.

7:30-10:30 p.m Garden City UMC, 62 Varnedoe Ave. $8 / $6 for students or SFMS members 912-234-8891. savannahfolk.org

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Come dressed in your favorite Luau themed attire for the summer’s hottest event. Coconut bras, board shorts, bikinis, grass skirts, Hawaiian shirts, tank tops, floaties, and flip-flops are a must on Conrad Aiken’s Birthday this once a year classic. On top of drink Celebrating the life and work of writer specials, exclusive to “Everybody Gets Conrad Aiken, a Pulitzer Prize winning poet Lei’d” crawlers, all participants will receive and Poet Laureate of the United States, a koozie, swag from our sponsors, a who was born and died in Savannah. An scorecard to mark your progress, and free evening of poetry and prose readings, entry into all participating bars. words to inspire curious minds and Aiken’s 4-10 p.m own voice form a rare recording. Light Congress Street Social Club, 411 West continues on p. 6 refreshments and discussion to follow.

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Tour de Ford

Pianist Dan Gettinger and the Festival Artists share some of American theatre’s most beloved music.

5:30 p.m.

First Presbyterian, 520 Washington Ave. $55

The Inaugural Tour De Ford Ten Miler, to be run through the beautiful and exclusive Ford Plantation of Richmond Hill, will benefit the Richmond Hill Historical Society and include a vintage car display and other related events designed to bring attention to the historic impact that Henry Ford and his wife Clara brought to Richmond Hill and to Coastal Georgia.

8 a.m Ford Plantation, 12511 Ford Avenue. $100 before June 30, $130 from August 1-12

Film: The Innocents/Agnus Dei

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Voice Festival: Give My Regards to Broadway

In 1945 Poland, a young French Red Cross doctor who is sent to assist the survivors of the German camps discovers several nuns in advanced states of pregnancy during a visit to a nearby convent.

5 & 8 p.m Muse Arts Warehouse, 703 Louisville Rd. $8

Forsyth Farmers Market

Local and regional produce, honey, meat, dairy, pasta, baked goods and other delights. Rain or shine.

9 a.m.-1 p.m Forsyth Park forsythfarmersmarket.com

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Tuesday / 16 Crash Comedy Show

Pianist and organist Timothy Hall and the Festival Artists present an inspirational concert of music from oratorio, liturgical music and sacred song.

4 p.m.

First Presbyterian Church, 520 Washington Ave. $45

The Crash Comedy Show is an hour long, anything goes monthly variety show created and curated by local comedian/ improviser John R Brennan. It provides a platform for artists of all backgrounds to experiment with their material in a supportive setting where anything goes regardless of pass/fail. Leave the kids at home.

8 p.m The Sentient Bean, 13 East Park Ave. Free

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Voice Festival: Voices in Sacred Song

Enjoy both local and touring surf rock acts.

7:30 p.m Voice Festival: Camp Voice Showcase The Sentient Bean, 13 East Park Ave. This “camp” for young voices comes to $6 an inspiring end as these artists perform Zydeco Summer Party with Chubby classical works.

Carrier 6:30 p.m.

Chubby’s sound is infectious and makes Westin Savannah Harbor Ballroom even the most timid individuals get their 1 Resort Drive feet moving. Chubby Carrier and the $35 Bayou Swamp Band are turning heads around the world and bringing Louisiana flavor to the masses.

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The Tybee Post Theater, 10 Van Horne Ave. $25 Reserved Seating, $22.50 Theater Members 912-472-4790. info@tybeeposttheater.org. tybeeposttheater.org

Concert: Alice Ryley, a Savannah Ghost Story

Alice Ryley returns in this intimate restaging of Michael Ching’s work.

5:30 p.m.

Westin Savannah Harbor Ballroom 1 Resort Drive $40

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Something rotten in the City budget

by Jim Morekis

jim@connectsavannah.com

IF YOU watched last week’s regular City Council meeting, you might have been relieved to see Council vote down the $3 million purchase of the old Coastal Empire Fairgrounds on the Westside.

That controversial proposal popped up out of nowhere late in last year’s mayoral campaign, and seemed as brazenly politically motivated as it seemed half-baked.

A day later, however, any sense of relief vanished when Council reversed itself in an emergency meeting. In an 8-1 vote they opted to go ahead with the deal—at a price about a million dollars over Chatham County’s own tax appraisal!

Even aside from the egregious overpayment of taxpayer funds, the purchase makes less sense the more you look at it.

And Council’s 11th hour reversal does nothing to change the perception that, despite the change in mayors, this remains

Somewhat oversimplified, CHSA is the City’s way of getting further into the real estate and property management business.

Some years CHSA brings in more revenue than it spends, but sometimes it spends more than it brings in—which if you’re following the money might be a clue why this particular purchase was pushed through despite so many obvious issues.

More to the point: CHSA’s track record is spotty. Literally spotty, as in the main contractor on its highly-touted Savannah Gardens project became the object of lawsuits about mold and water damage almost immediately after construction.

So of course, the same organization that helped sell moldy, substandard houses to low-income Savannahians is now going to help build houses on top of a former landfill with known environmental issues!

Hey, what’s the worst that can happen?

(Seriously: Where is the outrage over this? Where are Savannah’s “social justice” organizations when we really need them?)

The arena project cost, however, explicitly doesn’t include improvements to the surrounding road and drainage network.

Nor does it include the cost of relocating City facilities currently in that spot, probably to a brand-new facility which will cost many millions of currently unbudgeted dollars.

Here’s the real kicker: All this is going on as the entire City budget is feeling the downstream effects of the ongoing, unfolding debacle over water and utility bills.

Currently, the City is running at least $15 million behind in revenue because of the six-month gap in billing, which the City chalks up to a longer-than-expected changeover in billing software.

The flawed idea that the City would be able to collect on unbilled water and utility services to people who relocated during that half-year only added to the problem.

(Keep in mind: Even when the changeover is done, you still won’t be able to pay your water bill online! Incredible. How are

So of course, the same organization that helped sell moldy, substandard houses to low-income Savannahians is now going to help build houses on top of a former landfill with known environmental issues! mostly a politically motivated expenditure.

It will probably come as little surprise to you that soon after initially agreeing to buy the Fairgrounds, the City found out there were environmental issues that would require costly mitigation over and above the purchase price.

At this point, given the City’s track record of slack-to-nonexistent due diligence—such as the infamous Waters Avenue parcel—that discovery barely even merits as news.

The stated purpose of the Fairgrounds purchase is for a site on which to build affordable housing stock, in an economically depressed area which without question could benefit from more investment.

However, the agency which would likely build the housing is the City’s “affordable housing partner,” the nonprofit Community Housing Services Agency, which is expected to buy some of the Fairgrounds parcel from the City.

CHSA oversees the construction of Cityapproved housing, in many cases marketing it and selling it almost exactly like any regular homebuilder, property management firm, or real estate agency would.

At least on the surface, the Fairgrounds deal seems to be part & parcel—forgive the pun—of the City’s long-term focus on reinvigorating impoverished West Savannah.

That area has continued its decline even as downtown itself has become a Shangri La of investment opportunities, whether for politically well-connected hoteliers or for the short term vacation rental owners who will likely soon comprise a majority of residential owners downtown—if they’re not already.

Helping West Savannah is a noble and worthy goal, but as always the devil is in the details and there is a finite amount of money available.

The questions about the Fairgrounds purchase come at the same time as serious questions are arising over the eventual cost of the Westside Arena project.

The arena alone, just the facility itself, is budgeted at $140 million.

(And if you believe that will be the final figure, I’ve got a wonderful bridge over the Savannah River to sell you; you can even rename it if you like.)

these people still employed?)

It’s very telling that in discussing the water bill fiasco as its true costs became clear, Mayor Eddie DeLoach said, “I don’t want to be the captain of the Titanic.”

As in, this is just the tip of the iceberg that sinks the ship.

These are the budget problems we know about. In and of themselves, each one isn’t a budget-buster. But the cumulative effect is potentially very damaging in the long term.

In any case it seems clear there is a growing financial rot at the core of the City of Savannah government, and I’m not just talking about moldy drywall.

Despite the negative things I and others have written about our government, for decades Savannah has been known as largely an astute, frugal manager of taxpayer funds in comparison with many other municipalities, with a strong credit rating and an overall fiscally sound and conservative approach.

Even a cursory look at the current management of the City budget shows that those days might be coming to an end. cs

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By Jessica Leigh Lebos

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When the cops are called about noise on Broughton Street, it’s usually because some bachelorette party from Vidalia is screeching Rihanna karaoke under the streetlamps after last call.

But it was barely 11 a.m. when SCMPD responded to a complaint about the Justin Timberlake tunes blaring out the of the new H&M building last Thursday.

It seems at least one person was outraged about the grand opening of the fast fashion chain, lobbing a tiny pebble of discontent against the Swedish retail Goliath, known for its hot looks at cheap prices.

The 300 or so others waiting outside for the doors to open felt exactly the opposite. Some style diehards had showed up at 8:30am to be the first to get their shopping on, and turning the DJ down a decibel couldn’t dampen their enthusiasm. The cops bowed out quickly, and the festive mood was stoked by more fabulous fanfare and friendly employees handing out free swag. You’d have thought David Beckham himself was modeling his H&M underwear line from the swoons and cheers in the last seconds before the double doors parted (accompanied by the power chords of Europe’s “The Final Countdown,” natch.)

As I watched the crowd pour in from across the street, a light cotton scarf of ambivalence settled on my shoulders. One foot wanted to skip on in and see what was on sale, the other stood firmly planted in resistance.

At 32,000 square feet divided into four floors of affordably-priced overalls, crop tops and “meggings” (men + jeggings; I know, I’m scared, too,) the massive ivory tower is the largest and splashiest manifestation of Ben Carter’s real estate takeover of Savannah’s main street yet.

It’s been surreal to watch mall staples like Victoria’s Secret, M.A.C. and Clockwork inhabit former mom-and-pop spots in some kind of Invasion of the Commerce Snatchers, the neon signs overshadowing whatever was left of our small-town singularity.

Yet who can deny that brightly-lit stores full of pretty things are better for the city than shuttered storefronts? Anyone who remembers Broughton in the ‘80s knows decrepitude doesn’t sell. Corporations are more likely to provide healthcare and competitive wages, and the new H&M just added 30 jobs.

And let’s remember forty percent of the billions of SPLOST dollars raised for drainage projects and schools comes from out of town visitors, some of whom feel that shopping at J. Crew in Savannah is different than at home. At least while they browse Broughton they have a chance of discovering our local couture businesses still standing

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like J. Parker, Civvies, Zia and Midge, a recent west end addition that sells only frocks, denim and accessories manufactured in the U.S.A. (BTW, have you gotten your free #LocalLove pin yet?)

It’s not only tourists who are spending their cash at the corporate conglomerates. L’Occitane manager Shena Verrett reports that the Savannah outpost of the the France-based skincare line is a top performer in the region supported by a loyal local base, and I’ve witnessed an uptick in Kate Spade bags amongst my lady friends.

So while some of us are enjoying the increased variety and surging economy that big business brings, the rest of us continue to lament the Carterization of Broughton. But the reality is that it was sold out long before McDonald’s built a walk-up window on the corner of Jefferson.

I am no loyalist to any corporate brand on principle, but I must admit to not completely hating H&M. I still wear a linen skirt I bought in San Francisco 15 years ago, and I like that my plus-sized sisters have the same style options as the ones who wear a size 4. And it’s nice to see children dressed in something other than Garanimals and smocking.

Still, staring at what was once a law office and a vacant lot, I couldn’t help but blanch at this hulking monument to fast fashion—an industry predicated on the unsustainable notion of manufacturing clothing as cheaply as possible so that it will fall apart or go out of style faster than milk expires. The multi-billion dollar business model depends on consumers’ insatiable hunger for the freshest styles—and our willingness to ignore the ecological and ethical abuses that make it possible. (It took 700 gallons of water to make that butter soft baby T, no joke.)

As far as corporate chains go, H&M at least acknowledges some of its negative impact. It’s implemented a sustainability department that tracks its use of organic cotton and other renewable resources, and the company recycles a small percentage of textiles to offset the 10 billion pounds of discarded clothing a year that ends up in the world’s already overflowing landfills.

But slow fashion advocates like Erica Jarman calls those efforts “classic greenwashing.”

“It’s all smoke and mirrors,” says the proprietor of the vintage wonderland House of Strut.

“It’s basically symbolic. They’re still manufacturing 600 million items a year, and there is no way to reduce the environmental impact other than to produce less.”

We also know that those $7 T-shirts have a far more disturbing human price tag. The 2015 documentary The True Cost reveals the exploitation and horrendous working conditions of garment factory workers in India and other faraway lands, and most H&M-sourced facilities still don’t have

working fire exits even after the 2012 tragedy that killed hundreds in Bangladesh.

“There are 70 million garment workers in the world and 80 percent are women,” reminds Erica. What we wear matters.”

It’s not just the third world that’s suffering from our addiction to cheap duds. Containers full of rompers and manpris arrive daily at our ports, and those who disperse it to all those outlets, malls and made-over main streets continue to endure unfair treatment.

Deregulation of the trucking industry in the ‘80s means drivers are subject to unforeseen expenses, long hours without compensation and predatory lease agreements for their rigs, adding another layer of unseen labor to those artfully-distressed jeans.

In June, truck drivers trying to form a union in Port Wentworth had a setback when organizers were intimidated by local police and cited for impeding traffic on a dead end street in an incident captured on one of the officer’s bodycam.

Though Port Wentworth’s city attorney advised that the charges be dropped, the chief of police insisted they stand, instead offering a plea deal that came with the stipulation that the organizers not set foot in the town again. That deal was roundly rejected, and the case will head to State Court in Savannah sometime in December.

The Teamsters also plan to pursue a separate lawsuit based on the violation of their First Amendment Rights and have no intention of agreeing to the chief’s admonitions.

“We will be back in Port Wentworth,” vows union leader Ben Speight. “We have the right to organize, and these truckers have the right to a seat at the table.”

After seeing the shadows cast by those peek-a-boo halter tops, many frugal fashionistas are waking up to the far more humane and sane practices of thrifting, swapping, buying better quality and just buying less. My own buying habits have leaned that direction for decades, but they certainly aren’t beyond reproach.

After milling around outside for a while, I finally joined the throngs to see just what H&M sells these days. (Fun fact: Mustard is the apparently new couleur de la saison.)

As I perused the racks with many folks genuinely excited about floral prints and polyester blends, I kept thinking about how much we invest—financially and otherwise—in what we wear and where we buy it.

The opening of a new place to shop has become a bonafide form of entertainment and personal action, and I couldn’t help but wish we got as excited about social justice and fair labor practices.

Maybe we will someday, when and if, to paraphrase cultural sage Toni Morrison, we can reclaim our identities as citizens instead of consumers.

Until then, sometimes a girl can’t resist a new Joan Jett tank top. cs

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Let’s pedal past the bias against bicyclists Safer streets for bikes = safer streets for everyone

by John Bennett

john@bicyclecampaign.org

NO MATTER how many terrible things happen in the world, people still find opportunities to complain about bicycles.

I guess I should take comfort in that, when it seems like the bad news just keeps on coming.

For instance, last week I read a perennial gripe that “the city ruined Price Street” by adding a bike lane and on-street parking in 2012. I lived on the corner of Price and Gaston streets a decade earlier and I don’t have fond memories of what the street was like then: It was like living next to a drag strip. The traffic wasn’t particularly heavy, but it was fast.

This is the predictable result of a street that has excess capacity, or in civilian terms, more lanes than it needs. Wider streets encourage us to speed.

It’s not as easy to go fast on Price Street as it once was. These days, car traffic usually flows at or slightly above the posted speed limit most of the time.

Still, some feel something was taken from them when the street was reduced to one travel lane for cars.

Price Street residents are grateful for the additional parking, I presume, but what about the people who use Price as an escape route from the Historic District?

What did they get when their ability to travel 20 mph above the speed limit was curtailed?

A safer street.

I’ll be writing more about this in the future, but my preliminary analysis of data provided by the Traffic Safety Research

Cycling not only reduces wear and tear on streets, it decreases wear and tear on us as we age. A study published last week, “Cycling and Diabetes Prevention: Practice-Based Evidence for Public Health Action,” found people who ride bicycles regularly can reduce their risk of Type 2 diabetes by up to 20 percent.

Researchers studied “adults recruited between the ages of 50 and 65” and found “those who reported higher weekly quantities of cycling were less likely to develop diabetes, particularly in respect to cycling to and from work.”

But wait, there’s more!

“Perhaps the most interesting and original finding of the study is that those who took up cycling after the study began also had a lower risk of developing diabetes than those who did not,” the authors What did drivers get when their ability to travel 20 mph above the speed limit was curtailed by report. “This suggests that it is not too late the Price Street bike lane? A safer street. to gain the benefits of taking up cycling, even in the years approaching retirement.”

Here again, the benefits of cycling are But our streets are in terrible condition, conveyed to people who don’t ride (and, and Evaluation Group at the University of often, grumble about those who do). A 2014 Georgia’s College of Public Health suggests some complain. Shouldn’t we work on fixstudy calculated the economic burden of ing the potholes before we start adding the street’s redesign has resulted in a 27 percent decrease in motor vehicle crashes. extras like bike lanes? The opposite is actu- diabetes, finding it “exceeded $322 billion Similar results have been demonstrated ally true. We should add more bicycle lanes in 2012, consisting of $244 billion in excess medical costs and $78 billion in reduced so we won’t have to fix as many potholes. again and again across the country. MakThe smart folks at Colorado’s Pedal Fort productivity.” ing streets safer for people on bikes makes An NPR story on the study, “What DiaCollins blog recently ran the numbers on them safer for everyone. As drivers, it betes Costs You, Even If You Don’t Have how much damage various vehicles inflict turns out, we are often beneficiaries of on street surfaces. The results are enlight- The Disease,” calculated our individual bicycle infrastructure improvements. ening: “It would take 17,059 trips by bike to shares of the $322 billion burden: “$1,000 If you’ve read this column over the last equal the damage caused by an average car. a year for each American, including those five years (Yes, the first News Cycle was without diabetes.” published way back in May 2011) you’ll rec- It would take 364,520 bike trips to equal When we bellyache about bicycling, the damage caused by just one Hummer ognize this as a recurring theme. In fact, we are not complaining about a problem, H2, they discovered. the headline for the Aug. 16, 2011 column we’re attacking a solution. cs What about the tractor trailers that was, “Don’t ride? Cycling is for you!” thunder along Bay Street and MarIn it I wrote, “Even if your feet never, John Bennett is Executive Director of the tin Luther King Jr. Blvd? It would take ever touch bicycle pedals, you will benefit Savannah Bicycle Campaign.

6,995,485 bike trips to equal the damage from transportation improvements that caused by just one semi-truck. put more bicyclists on the streets.”

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As always, it’s been a busy summer at the Bull Street Library.

The formidable white building hosted hundreds of kids participating in the annual Summer Reading Program and provided thousands of free lunches courtesy of a partnership with the Second Harvest Food Bank.

Countless adults came in to escape the heat and use the free internet. Others browsed the shelves and logged on to 100 Good Books, the virtual book club created to celebrate the library’s 100th anniversary.

Yet it’s hardly been business as usual at the library, which serves as the administrative headquarters for the Live Oak Public Libraries system that includes 19 libraries spanning Chatham, Liberty and Effingham counties. Following the departure of LOPL director Christian Kruse in April, several more longtime staff members also resigned, leaving major gaps in an organization with more than 210 employees and a $10 million budget.

The board of directors—comprising members from each of LOPL’s three county boards—voted on June 21 to form a search committee to find a new director

from within its bank of qualified employees. The board is still working on the job description, and the position has not yet been posted.

In the meantime, interim director Jason Broughton has been charged with keeping the books—in more ways than one. Along with overseeing the daily operations of 18 libraries (the Ola Wyeth branch on Factors Walk has been shuttered since the ceiling caved in February), Broughton is also responsible for the human resources department and that hefty budget.

He wanted to streamline both after Kruse’s 14 year tenure, and in May he contacted Georgia Public Library Service to arrange for a forensic audit of LOPL’s finances along with a thorough examination of all its departments.

The results of those audits—currently underway by consultant Steve Shaefer and expected to wrap up the first week of September—will inform the board’s description for its new director. While they seem dramatic, GPLS maintains that the assessments are standard procedure after a change in leadership.

“There has to be transparency in order to create a cooperative state within the organization,” says Broughton, who was hired as assistant director for public services in January before stepping into the

interim position.

The Lowcountry native came to LOPL from South Carolina State Library, where he was hired in 2010 as a workforce development trainer, helping the unemployed to find jobs, brush up on skills and pursue GEDs using library resources.

A former biology teacher, Broughton received his Masters in Library Science from the University of South Carolina in tandem with a Masters in Public Administration, which he says might give him a different perspective than a typical librarian.

“It’s not just about the books,” he says, tapping the table inside LOPL’s sunny second story offices. “There is a huge stake here in what a library can do for the citizens of a community.”

During his time at SCSL, Broughton worked with regional library directors to develop programming that met the needs of its users, whether that meant holding career counseling events for ex-offenders or hosting public art installations.

While libraries will always be refuges for quiet solitude, Broughton believes they can offer much more.

“Libraries should be exciting! They are a space and a place,” he says, waving away the image of musty, dusty stacks. “They should have an intellectual pulse.”

Since taking the reins in April, he has

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continued along the steady course of LOPL’s current programming and existing plans, including the ribbon cutting of the new Hinesville branch last Friday. He has also implemented some new ideas, like offsite story time readings at Whole Foods and Panera Bread and a creative partnership with SCAD, which concentrates its liberal arts curriculum next door at Arnold Hall.

Broughton says he’d like to become LOPL’s permanent director and will certainly apply for the job, though right now his main objective is to ensure transparency and stability for whomever fills the position.

“My goal is to prepare the whole system to hand off to a new director and make sure everything is in place, as well as provide

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While he acknowledges that he’s more likely to join in on a conversation with a patron than shush them for being too loud, Broughton promises he has a librarian’s heart. (Actually, he points outs, these days they’re called “information professionals” or “information curators.”)

He loves books, mostly a combination of contemporary fiction and classic nonfiction like Howard Kushner’s When Bad Things Happen to Good People, with a few cookbooks throw in from time to time.

(He’s also known for baking cakes for his coworkers.)

But even though he’s surrounded by inviting bindings, he acknowledges with a rueful laugh that he’s been too busy to crack one open lately.

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news & Opinion blotter 2016 Sav/Chatham County Crime Stats through Sunday August 7

Homicide Total

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Non-fatal Shootings

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Man killed in Lamarville Park

Savannah-Chatham Police detectives are investigating a homicide at Lamarville Park at ACL Boulevard and Adams Avenue.

Malik Jackson, 18, was found shot at the park just before 3:00 p.m. on August 1.

“Events resulting in Jackson’s death remain under investigation. Witnesses told police they heard an argument, followed by a gun shot. Detectives are actively following leads to identify any suspect(s),” police say.

More armed robberies downtown

Savannah-Chatham Metropolitan Police Department’s Robbery Unit is investigating two armed robberies that took place in the downtown area, Aug. 4.

“At approximately 1 a.m. a female victim was walking north on Harbersham Street near Gaston Lane. Reportedly, she noticed

someone following her. When she turned around, a suspect armed with a firearm, demanded her belongings. The suspect was last seen running south on Habersham Street,” police say.

The suspect in this incident is described as black male in his 20s or younger. He is approximately 5 feet 9 inches to 5 feet 10 inches tall and weighs around 190 pounds.

During the incident he wore a black crew neck shirt and jeans.

“Just after 8 a.m., Metro responded to East Duffy and Drayton Streets to reports of an armed robbery of an elderly man riding a bike. Reportedly, three suspects approached the victim, knocked him off his bicycle and demanded his personal belongings at gunpoint. The suspects were last seen running east on Duffy Street,” police say.

The suspects are described as black males in their 20s or early 30s all around 5 feet 6 inches to 5 feet 8 inches tall. One suspect wore a light blue shirt, dark jeans and tennis shoes. Another suspect wore a blue shirt with flowers, dark jeans and tennis shoes. The last suspect is described as wearing jeans and tennis shoes.

Villaflore, 22, in early morning Aug. 5.

The shooting occurred at about 2:40 a.m. in a residence on the 6900 block of Hialeah Circle. Reportedly, Villaflore was robbed inside of the residence and then shot. The suspect fled the residence and the victim was able to seek aid at a nearby residence to call police. Villaflore was transported to a local hospital with a nonlife-threatening injury.

Investigators believe the victim and suspect are known to each other.

Robbery, shooting on Eastside

Detectives are investigating a shooting that injured Lavonte Jones, 25, Aug. 5 at approximately 11:45 a.m.

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Police responded to a collision involving a bicyclist and a vehicle at approximately 9 p.m., August 4, near the intersection of Rockdale and Lloyd Streets.

“Reportedly, Ward Brown, 55, failed to stop at a stop sign as he traveled east on Lloyd Street on his bicycle. A 2009 Scion driven by Margaret Drayton, 22, collided with Brown. Investigators believe Brown’s bike had no reflective lighting,” police say.

Brown was transported to Memorial University Medical Center with life threatening injuries.

Shooting at Westlake Apartments

Metro responded to the 1900 block of West Lake Avenue to find Jones suffering from a non-life-threatening gunshot wound. “Reportedly, Jones and an unknown suspect had a brief alteration before shots were fired,” police say.

“Investigators believe the victim and suspect are known to each other. Jones refused to cooperate with investigators,” police say.

Arrests in Largo Woods shooting

Police arrested two teenagers for a shooting and attempted carjacking Friday in the Largo Woods neighborhood.

Naquan McFarlin, 19, was shot while inside a vehicle. The incident happened at the intersection of San Fernando Blvd. and Williamsburg Rd. at approximately 4:40 p.m. on August 5, 2016. McFarlin was taken to the hospital by private vehicle. His injuries are not life-threatening.

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Seriously—why do so many people dislike Hillary Clinton?

Why do so many Americans dislike Hillary Clinton? It seems to predate her time as secretary of state or even as senator. Does it have something to do with her husband’s two terms in the White House? —Jonathan Pearce

IN 1964 Barry Goldwater quipped about nuking the Kremlin men’s room and equated Medicare with giving old folks free resort vacations, cigarettes, and beer. Just before Lyndon Johnson strolled to victory that November, Gallup found that 46 percent of Americans viewed his Republican opponent unfavorably. For five decades, Goldwater has been the most unpopular major-party presidential candidate ever, a record that some deemed unbreakable.

Well, they used to think nobody would ever hit 62 home runs in a season either.

By Gallup’s latest reckoning, back in June, exactly half the American public views Hillary Clinton unfavorably, 33 percent highly so. But Hillary Clinton and mass unpopularity are old pals. The first major attempt to suss out the source of the antipathy, Henry Louis Gates’s “Hating Hillary,” appeared in the New Yorker in 1996—meaning this idea is now old enough to vote.

The thing is, though, Clinton’s popularity numbers have never stayed put. She wrapped up her secretary of state gig in 2013 with a 64 percent favorability rating, and even that wasn’t peak Hillary—in 1998, at the kickoff of Bill’s impeachment, 67 percent of Americans were on her side.

Now, we’re a polarized people. A third of Americans will always approve of Hillary Clinton, while another third forever will be ready to holler “Lock her up!” But what’s with that middle that can’t make up its mind?

Clinton’s spin on her fluctuating favorability is that she’s a wooden campaigner whose numbers dip during the election cycle, but a hard worker who forges her way back into our hearts with her sturdy competence.

As she said at the Democratic convention of her career in public service, “The service part has always come easier to me than the public part.” Fine, she’s no natural politician. But a charisma deficit alone isn’t enough to turn half a nation against you.

What about ethical concerns? Knowing full well the scrutiny they’re under, the Clintons have often seemed oddly unworried about appearing too chummy with big donors to their campaigns and charitable work, and a fog of impropriety clings to Hillary even when specific claims are disproven.

Certainly no presidential candidate has faced so much congressional scrutiny immediately prior to an election: Republican-controlled committees have been hammering away at Clinton for three years now, first on Benghazi, then on her usage of email. And that kind of shelling from the opposition is nothing new—in the ‘90s, Bill and Hillary Clinton were accused of everything from real-estate shenanigans to outright murder.

But their detractors have shared a singleness of purpose that’s unquestionable even if you believe its cause is righteous. And it’s come from both sides: mainstream liberals like the New York Times’ Howell Raines and Maureen Dowd were dogged critics of the Clintons’ ethical lapses, real or perceived.

And yet Bill Clinton has emerged from the battles of the past unscathed: as recently as 2014 his favorability polled at 64 percent. Meanwhile Hillary suffers the scorn of a reinvigorated left that’s retroactively critical of her support for her husband’s policies—adopted in the aftermath of the Reagan years, when Democrats were stumbling over each other in their efforts not to appear too liberal. How did Hillary get stuck holding the bag?

Let’s not dance around the obvious: Hillary Clinton is a woman. Surely it’s a double standard that allows Bill to seem like a charming rapscallion who just cuts a few corners while Hillary is cast as a shady crime boss. Back in the ’90s, as the first working woman to serve as first lady, Clinton initially took a lead role in healthcare policymaking but hit massive turbulence from D.C. traditionalists. Such paleo-antifeminist rancor is something that more recently prominent female politicians, like Elizabeth Warren, have largely been spared.

None of this is to make excuses for her.

Politics is a tough game, and a better operator might have handled things more deftly.

As that 1996 New Yorker piece suggests, Hillary’s always just rubbed plenty of people the wrong way. Then again, “Why doesn’t anyone like you?” is a hell of a question for even the savviest politician to field continuously for 25 years.

However, friends, we live in wondrous times, and in 2016 Hillary’s not even our least popular presidential candidate. Gallup again: 59 percent of Americans don’t like Donald Trump, including 42 percent who can’t stand him. Fortunately, nobody’s writing in to wonder why—I’d never get it all in a single column. cs By cecil adams Send questions to Cecil via straightdope.com

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As Americans’ fascination with guns grows, so, too, does the market for protection against all those flying bullets. Texan John Adrain has introduced an upscale sofa whose cushions can stop up to a .44 Magnum fired at close range, and is now at work on bullet-resistant window blinds.

Another company, BulletSafe, recently touted its $129 baseball caps (with protection against the same bullets, but only in front)—though the company admits the cap won’t prevent concussions. The Colombian suit and vest designer Miguel Caballero offers an array of bullet- and knife-resistant selections, made with Kevlar and Dyneema, which are also used by clothiers BladeRunner and Aspetto (maker of “ballistic tuxedos”).

Leading Economic Indicators

• Notorious French derivatives trader Jerome Kerviel was fired in 2010 after his employer (Societe Generale bank) discovered that he had made unauthorized trades worth about $55 billion and then, by forgery and fraud, covered them up. In June, however, Kerviel won a wrongfuldischarge case when France’s Court of Cassation concluded the bank had “no real and serious” reason to fire him. Actually, the court ordered the bank to pay Kerviel about $500,000 in “performance” bonuses, based on the profit that his rogue trades eventually earned. Even though the bank had spent the equivalent of $5.5 billion unwinding Kerviel’s trades, they still made money (because, before the world economy collapsed in 2008, the derivatives business was very good).

• Ronnie Music Jr., 45, won a scratchoff lottery prize last year of $3 million in Waycross, Georgia, and must surely have thought he was on a roll—because he soon flipped the money into a Georgia methamphetamine gang. The “bet” went sour, and he now faces decades in prison, as he pleaded guilty in July to drug trafficking and firearms violations after his associates were found with $1 million worth of meth and a load of guns.

Government in Action

to be moving. The First Lutheran Church • Montpelier, Vermont, has one solulater explained that the “man” was just a tion to America’s well-known problem of statue—their idea of Jesus as a homeless ignoring infrastructure maintenance (and man—and its Canadian designer said verthe high cost of asphalt). While other citsions of the statue had been placed in sevies and states merely delay needed road eral cities, including Toronto and Detroit. work (though with harsh consequences to Perspective drivers), Montpelier has begun to unpave Almost half of all produce raised by U.S. some of its roads, converting them back farmers is thrown out before it reaches a to cheaper, annoying gravel and dirt consumer’s plate, and though there are (and inevitably, dust). A recent report by several contributing explanations, Montana State University researchers the most striking is American eatexpressed surprise that so many governers’ “cult of perfection.” “It’s ments are choosing this option. about blemish-free produce,” • Phoenix’s KTAR-TV reported in said one farmer, e.g., “sunburnt July that the local sheriff (the notoBLAME IT cauliflower” or table grapes not rious “tough on crime” Joe Arpaio) ON RIO quite “wedge-shaped” enough. has already cost the government America’s “unyielding cos$10.4 million in attorneys’ fees for metic standards,” accordsuccessful lawsuits filed against ing to a July report in The him by illegally profiled HispanGuardian of London, even ics. A judge found months ago means that much of the annual (awarding $4.5 million) that Arpaio $160 billion worth of imperfect was deliberately violating the court’s food is simply left to rot on the orders, and lawyers have demanded vine, or sent directly to a landanother $5.9 million to bring Arpafill, because farmers anticipate io’s resistances up to date. (Unless retailers’ reluctance to stock it. the court rules otherwise, the $5.9 million will ultimately come from Wait, What? taxpayers.)

(1) In July, the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Latest Religious Messages Service announced plans to keep black• No Wonder ISIS Is So Steamed: Last footed ferrets in northeastern Montana year, 3 million Muslims made the sacred from dying out—with drones that shoot pilgrimage to Mecca for the hajj and peanut butter M&Ms (coated with a another 5 million for the slightly less vaccine). Before the drones, there were sacred umrah, but awaiting them in the too few ferrets to justify, economically, Saudi holy city would hardly have been hand-delivering the candy. (2) A Japanese the reverence many imagined: massive researcher (working out of the University modern buildings; housing construcof Illinois at Chicago) recently announced tion with worksites brightly lit around a health-improving computer app that the clock; glittery, multistory shopping would require men to ejaculate on their malls featuring familiar brands peddling cellphones. (The researcher’s sophistiopulence—capped by high-rise views of cated microscope lens would be capable of the city’s entire amusement-park-like settransmitting a highly detailed photo, able ting from four- and five-star hotel rooms, to be examined in a lab, thus freeing shy where suites during hajj can go for $10,000 men from having to visit a doctor’s office.) a night. (The malls, like the rest of Mecca, Compelling Explanations come to a standstill—or kneel-still—for • Anyone’s Fault but Mine: Lawyer prayers.)

• A Fargo, North Dakota, fire official said Andrew Schmuhl, 32, ordered to trial in Fairfax County, Virginia, in May, declared in July his crew had responded at least that he was not responsible in 2014 when twice to alarmed-citizen phone calls to go help a man obviously homeless, covered in he invaded the home of a man who had a blanket on a park bench, who seemed not recently fired Schmuhl’s wife. Using a

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A News of the Weird Classic (October 2012)

Brazil has a robust democracy but with very few controls on what candidates may call themselves on ballots. Among those running for offices this time, according to a September (2012) New York Times dispatch from Rio de Janeiro: “John Kennedy Abreu Sousa,” “Jimmi Carter Santarem Barroso,” “Ladi Gaga,” “Christ of Jerusalem,” five “Batmans,” two “James Bonds,” and 16 people whose name contains “Obama.” “It’s a marketing strategy,” said city council candidate Geraldo Custodio, who apparently liked his chances better with the ballot name “Geraldo Wolverine.”

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Taser, he had held the man and his wife hostage for three hours and ultimately slashed the man’s throat and stabbed the woman repeatedly. However, Schmuhl claimed he should be found not guilty because he was “involuntarily” intoxicated at the time—cluelessly on pain medication that made him oblivious of his actions. (He was convicted.)

• Unclear on the Concept: (1) The membership of the Westerly (Rhode Island) Yacht Club voted in June to retain the club’s men-only admission policy, which some members told a Providence Journal reporter was necessary to preserve the club’s “family atmosphere.” Apparently, according to the report, they feared being tempted at social events by having unmarried women around (as “full” female members, instead of the currently allowed “spousal” members). (2) The Chessington (England) World of Adventures theme park, after upgrading its authentic jungle experience, nonetheless had to post a noise restriction in July because some patrons apparently cannot resist the urge to do loud Tarzan impressions, which officials said “confuse” the monkeys.

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It’s time for the young women of Savannah to raise their voices.

RISE Chorales is accepting new members for its 2016-17 season, and high school-aged gals interested in singing and serving their community can join today.

RISE Founder and Artistic Director Emily Williams Burch, former Director of Education and Music for Savannah Children’s Choir, is a passionately skilled vocal teacher who’s eager to engage Savannah’s teen singers.

“There’s nothing for high school women in Savannah,” Burch remarks. “The Children’s Choir does a great job reaching that age, but there’s nothing for high schoolers once they get out.”

Enter RISE. Part choir, part community service organization, RISE teaches students from an array of schools life skills and community involvement.

“We sing and we socialize and we serve,” Burch says. “We intentionally build soft skills: how to talk at a cocktail party, what to bring to a potluck, what to wear to this or that. And we serve and give back to the community and help girls find ways to give back as they grow up.”

RISE even features a leadership team.

“Let’s say we have 12 girls,” Burch offers. “All 12 have an assignment role and responsibility of some type within the group. No one just comes and sings.

Whether it’s Social Coordinator or Service Chair—we’ve even had a Text Master!—they came up with their own job titles last year. It’s very student-driven. It’s almost like I’m the facilitator and we work together as a team to achieve goals.”

For the foreseeable future, Girls on the Run, an organization that emphasizes running and honing life skills, is RISE’s service partner.

RISE Chorales welcomes new singers. Photo by Dan biggerstaff

able to teach anybody how to sing, and I have lots of talent. If you can’t sing, that’s why I’m here. If you like to be involved in music, that’s why we come together. We do everything else to build the other stuff up.”

RISE also understands that high schoolers are quite busy; with that in mind, a choir program has been designed that allows for flexibility with rehearsal dates and locations. Women can also register by the semester or by the season.

Young women interested in RISE can participate in this season’s kickoff, an optional retreat. The deadline to register is Friday, August 12. For $50, participants receive vocal instruction, rehearsal, food, a ticket to the opera in collaboration with Savannah Voice Festival, an evening movie “They’re a team of dynamite women!” viewing, and morning mini-concert. The Burch praises. “We’ll be helping them at weekend concludes with a free-to-the-public potluck picnic and information meeting their races. Some of our introverted high schoolers will learn how to step out of their featuring Nashville singer Jessie Smith.

Burch encourages any and all young comfort zone and encourage others.” women with a desire to sing check out what Savannah Friends of Music, a RISE RISE is all about. partner, has already donated sheet music “We want to create lifelong singers and for the team. community singers,” Burch says.

“We are doing a ton of music from all Attending the retreat is not required different genres and decades and styles,” to join the choir; students can enroll by Burch shares. “We’ve even had two pop/ August 30. Rehearsals begin August 22. jazz/a capella pieces written just for us!”

To register for the retreat or learn more Burch advises that the musical program information, visit risechorales.com. CS is “lots of exploratory fun.”

“It’s all based on learning how to read Potluck Picnic, Q&A, and Jessie music, but having fun while doing it,” she Smith in Concert explains.

When: Sunday, August 21, Q&A at 12:15, food Don’t know how to read music? Never sung outside of the shower? Not a problem. and music at 12:30 p.m.

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“The South still has something to say” Savannah’s own Clay James has a record deal with Snoop Dogg, a mentorship with Big Boi, and the world at his fingertips by anna chandler

anna@connectsavannah.com

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Clay james is one sharp dresser.

Fluorescent-hued, perfectly-tied bowties top off plaid button-ups and Oxford cloth shirts. Sometimes, the ensemble is topped off with a four-button vest and matching cap; other times, a snappy pair of suspenders meets crisp khakis or brokenin denim. Often, the pants are cuffed, with a pair of showy socks peering from a fine pair of leather oxfords. And there’s always those signature frameless glasses to top off the whole mixed-pattern, color-laden look.

“I’ve got a different look and a different outlook,” says James, a Savannah-raised, Atlanta-born hip-hop artist on the rise.

Currently based in ATL, James is looking forward to returning to Savannah for a homecoming show.

Aphelion Records, a venture from the folks at multipurpose studio space The Garage Savannah, has booked a diverse evening. DJ Aktive, who’s DJ’d for the likes 20 of Kanye West, Miley Cyrus, Puff Daddy,

Atlanta-born James grew up in Savannah. Photo by rico harper

John Legend, and more, will team up with drummer Lil Jon Roberts, percussionist for Stevie Wonder, Prince, Janet Jackson, Mary J. Blige, Mos Def, and more, for a special set. Aphelion Records’ own house musicians will back artists Isaac Smith and Jameson The 3rd for their set. For James’ set, the band will play a set of music written exclusively for him.

James has certainly earned a big bash in his honor: the hardworking artist recently signed with Snoop Dogg’s independent record label, Doggy Style Records. He’s already a household name in Atlanta, but now, the whole world is within his reach.

James didn’t start rapping until college.

“Where I come from in Savannah, I wouldn’t say it’s geared to becoming a college student,” he says. “Life where you become a college student, graduate, get a career—that’s not really nothing that’s too prominent from my side of town. Back home, I’m probably the only one who went to college and did stuff outside the norm of what an inner city Savannah kid would do.”

After graduating high school, James attended Georgia State University in Atlanta. He was an ambitious and involved

student—president of the Black Student Alliance, Vice President of the NAACP, and a Kappa Alpha Psi pledge. He didn’t consider rapping until one of his fraternity brothers made the suggestion.

“My frat brother was like, ‘Yo, you got a dope story to tell, a dope look, a lot of girls like you. You should rap!’” James recalls.

“It was a joke at first, but we got in the studio and I made my first song. It got a lot of recognition…I felt like I was going to be somebody that’s known. I realized, being in this city, I gotta be good. A lot of people are going to be critical of me.”

He took a month to write and practice.

“I went back and recorded my first solo track,” James says. “That song was getting played on all the college campuses—Georgia Tech, UGA, all the area schools started picking it up.”

The track landed in the hands of the folks behind Atlanta hip-hop station HOT 107.9’s show Battleground.

“Battleground is a show geared toward independent artists,” James explains.

“They’ll play two recordings from independent artists, just a minute and thirty seconds of each. The city of Atlanta and

Messiah and James’ group, Southern Playas.

surrounding areas will call in and say who had the best song. Long story short, my song won so many times they had to retire it off the air!”

It was only the second song James had ever recorded. The Battleground champion began to realize that a career as a professional musician could be worth the dedication and time. Shortly after, James dropped his first mixtape and was interviewed by local blogs and radio shows.

From there, it took off, with James acting as his own boss, touring and playing noteworthy festivals throughout the country.

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“I never really had any management, any financial backing,” he says. “Everything came out of my pocket, and my close friends helped me out.”

His hard work paid off at South by Southwest. A packed schedule had James performing at numerous showcases throughout the week, most of them teeming in festivalgoers and industry folks.

“I did this show called ‘Black Auerbach and Friends,’” James says. “It’s a day show, the least-populated show.

Every other show was packed out. Basically, I performed, and these guys came up on the side of the stage. Affiliates of Snoop Dogg.”

James immediately hit it off with Yung Zeke, JU, and Young Hunnid of the Dawg Crew Ent. collective.

“They started coming to all my shows for the rest of the week—we clicked like that,” James says. “Once I got back to Atlanta, I kept the relationship going.”

One day James got an email that would change his life: Snoop Dogg was bringing back his label, Doggy Style, and his A&R guys liked what they heard from James.

Founded in 1995 after Snoop left Death Row Records, Doggy Style was a home for up-and-comers and artists with ties to Snoop.

To give them a taste of his flavor, James sent Doggy Style “Southern Playa Shit,” a Georgia-fried party anthem featuring Greenville, South Carolina’s Messiah.

Snoop and his crew loved it. When the single and the video hit the Internet on May 26, it went viral. As of print, the Soundcloud track, found under Snoop Dogg’s account, has an astounding 60.2K plays, The corresponding music video has logged 5,751 views. Across all available listening platforms, it’s about to hit 100K listens.

“The following Monday, Snoop called me and was like, ‘Yo, I want to keep you.

I feel like we got something here. I like you, I think I would make you a superstar,’” says James. “That’s when we set up the album deal.”

Currently, James is gathering songs to record; he doesn’t have a firm release date for the album yet, but advises fans follow him on social media (@WhoIsClayJames) for updates.

As he works on a solo EP, projects with Southern Playas (his collaboration with Messiah), videos and singles, James has a star mentor just one phone call away: fellow Savannah native, Atlanta resident, and Outkast member Big Boi. A lifelong fan, James wished Big Boi a happy birthday via Twitter on February 1. To his surprise, he received a retweet and a response: his hero had been

looking for him. An industry guru saw a young Big Boi in James and recommended that the two connect.

“He called me to his studio in Atlanta,” says James. “He’s one of my idols! Any time I need any advice or need to make a major decision, or anything, I call him. He’s been mentoring me, and he’s one of my best friends now.”

Big Boi is going in with Snoop to help release James’ first album. James is still reeling from the news that two of his musical idols—hip-hop royalty, no less—will be working on an album of his original work.

“I want people to understand there are people out here who still want to be creative, still have integrity behind the music, and a respect for hiphop and craft.”

James is the only Georgia artist on Doggy Style Records and only one of two Southern artists. He’s proud to represent his home.

“I say, ‘The South still has something to say,’” he shares. “At the 1995 Source awards, when Outkast won ‘Best New [Rap Group],’ they got booed. Andre 3000 said, ‘The South got something to say.’ When I say ‘…still have something to say,’ it signifies that we’re still here. Everything Outkast, we grew up with.

“The platform and the type of music that would come out of the South has completely changed since then….which is cool, because it’s like 24 hours in a day. I feel like you need music for every type of time during the day. You need it when you first wake up, when you’re riding home from the club, when you’re going on a date. I want people to understand there are people out here who still want to be creative, still have integrity behind the music, and a respect for hip-hop and craft.” CS

The Garage Savannah Presents: DJ Aktive X Lil Jon Roberts, Isaac Smith, Jameson The 3rd, Clay James and Southern Playas When: Friday, August 12, 10 p.m.

Where: The Jinx

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Jameson the 3rd.

Isaac Smith.

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By Anna Chandler anna@connectsavannah.com

Zydeco Summer Party with Chubby Carrier @Tybee Post Theater

It’s time to zyde-go nuts on the dance floor this weekend! Lovers of zydeco, the Louisiananative musical style that blends accordion, and guitar for high-energy fun, usually have to wait ‘til Savannah Music Festival to get their fix.

Chubby Carrier grew up in the zydeco tradition, learning from his father and grandfather.

At just 12 years old, he learned accordion and joined his father’s band as an accordionist and drummer.

Carrier has recorded ten CDs with his Bayou Swamp Band, taking home the Grammy for Best Zydeco or Cajun Music Album in 2010.

Sunday, August 14, doors at 7:30 p.m., show at 8 p.m., $25 reserved seating

The Wave Slaves, The Woolly Bushmen, Michael Martin and the Beautiful Mess @The Jinx

Thursday is bound to be a strange, eclectic time down at The Jinx.

Orlando’s The Woolly Bushmen throw it back with ‘50s doo-wop sensibilities, ‘60s garage toughness, and punchy organ, it’s an electrifyingly vintage treat in the vein of The King Khan & BBQ Show and scuzzier Burger Records fare. There’s a little rockabilly in there, too, and wailing vocals punk it up and pierce through the fuzz.

Michael Martin & The Beautiful Mess arrive from Charleston armed with roughed-up, classic Americana. With odes to Johnny Cash and June Carter’s love and Celtic folk influences, Savannah’s sure to eat their guitar-viola-banjo-harmonicadrum-and-bass combo right up.

Savannah’s own Wave Slaves play classic surf rock that’ll have the crowd on the floor, wiggling to the riffage. The whole bill is an unusual combination of genres, but with high energy and sharp skills, it’ll all come together beautifully.

Thursday, August 11, 9 p.m., 21+

The Norm @Congress Street Social Club

The brainchild of Bryan Rucker (son of Bee Gee Steve Rucker) and stepbrother Ryan Bars, The Norm is anything but normal. Singer-songwriter Rucker combines his compositional skills with Bars’ rapping abilities to make a sound that’s pop, rock, funk, reggae, and hiphop all at once.

Miami native Rucker moved to Milledgeville in 2012 to shoot a show for TLC; Bars followed, and in 2014, the duo was catapulted into the public eye through their successful appearance at Deep Roots Music Festival.

The Norm’s second EP, 2016’s Normaltown, was recorded in Nashville by Cartel frontman Will Pugh, who also acted as the record’s producer. With up-tempo acoustic guitar and husky vocals that break for Bars’ rhymes, their reggae beats and breezy arrangements will appeal to fans of jam, fusion, and early-in-the-festival kind of acoustic rock.

Friday, August 12, 10:30 p.m., free, 21+

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A nine-member funk/rock ensemble? Yes, please! Holey Miss Moley comes from Clermont, Florida to rock the Barrelhouse this weekend.

With guitar, drums, saxophone, tambourine, keys, guitar, bass, and vocals, great ready for an evening reminiscent of oldschool ‘70s funk with a dash of soul and hip-hop, all dirtied up The band’s become a Florida festival favorite and counts Connection Festival, Zach Deputy’s Disc Jam, Tropical Heatwave, and Suwanee Hulaween Orange Blossom Jamboree among their many noteworthy performances. Savannah’s ready-to-party-allnight downtowners will certainly welcome the band with open arms as they begin to tour regionally.

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Holey Miss Moley @ Barrelhouse South

Friends of Statts is knockin’ it outta the park this year.

The annual fundraiser for local musician and artist Jason Statts has consistently taken place at The Jinx (exception being 2013’s all-ages bash at Muse Arts Warehouse); this year, the official, full-proper celebration is at Grayson Stadium on September 17. With food trucks, a silent auction, and activities for the kids, the musical entertainment leans more toward the Americana/ country side with headliners The Train Wrecks and City Hotel. Get ready for the official festivities and double the donations at The Jinx’s heavy pre-party this weekend.

The Black Tusk boys are back from their first time in Australia and New Zealand, and any chance to see them tear up the home stage is always welcome.

Bear Fight, Hotplate, and Lies in Stone round out the bill. The latter, fronted by Victoria Scalisi of the legendary Damad with Scott Cooper (also of Damad), Burke Stewart, Ben Maher of Dead Yet?, made its debut opening for Black Tusk back in May. For a small fee, attendees can get a bottomless cup of on-tap PBR. Drink up: all proceeds from the beer (and the cover charge) go to Friends of Statts and assist Jason Statts with medical and living expenses. Stay tuned for more information about Statts Fest on September 17.

Saturday, August 13, 9 p.m., $10 in advance via ticketfly.com or $15 at the door, 21+

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Melissa Brooks and The Aquadolls @The sentient Bean

Surf fans and punk rockers of all ages can finish their weekend with a big splash thanks to Coastal Rock Productions. Head to The Sentient Bean to catch the glossy, psychedelic surf-punk of California’s Melissa Brooks & The Aquadolls. Auburn, Alabama pop-rockers Radio Decay and Savannah’s own The Wave Slaves provide support.

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Barrelhouse South VuDu Shakedown Bay Street Blues Hitman Bayou Cafe Thomas Claxton Billy’s Place at McDonough’s Thea, piano/vocals Boomy’s Eric Culberson Band coffee deli Acoustic Jam El-Rocko Lounge Happy Hour w/ Anders Thomsen Jazz’d Tapas Bar Danielle Hicks Lizzy’s Tequila Bar and Grill Cory Chambers Rachael’s 1190 Jeremy Riddle The Sand Bar Open Mic SEED Eco Lounge Latin Music Night Treehouse Wobble Wednesday Vic’s on The River Jimmy Frushon The Warehouse Jubal Kane Wild Wing Cafe Brandon Reeves The Wormhole Open Mic

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The Chromatic Dragon Geeky Trivia Night Dub’s Pub Trivia The Jinx Rock n Roll Bingo Rachael’s 1190 Team Trivia Tailgate Trivia World of Beer Trivia

Karaoke

Club One Karaoke Hercules Bar & Grill Karaoke Little Lucky’s Karaoke McDonough’s Karaoke Mediterranean Tavern Karaoke hosted by K-Rawk Wet Willie’s Karaoke

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Barrelhouse South Savi Fernandez Basil’s Pizza and Deli Lazaretto Creek Band Bay Street Blues Hitman Bayou Cafe Eric Culberson Band Billy’s Place at McDonough’s Nancy Witt (piano and vocals) Dollhouse Productions Dad Joke #25: Uniform, Cray Bags, Drose, The Death House Fannie’s on the Beach Christy and Butch Jazz’d Tapas Bar Trae Gurley The Jinx The Wave Slaves, The Woolly Bushmen, Michael Martin and The Beautiful Mess Huc-A-Poos Will Massey & Co. Lizzy’s Tequila Bar and Grill Sarah Poole Molly MacPherson’s Scottish Pub Matt Eckstine North Beach Grill Joe Wilson Rocks on the Roof @Sundown Tailgate Open Mic Tybee Island Social Club Sound Experiment Vic’s on The River Jimmy Frushon The Warehouse Jon Lee’s Apparitions Wild Wing Cafe Bucky & Barry Wild Wing Cafe (Pooler) Acoustic Thursday The Wormhole Mobley, McLeod, Isaac Enen

Trivia & Games

The Britannia British Pub Trivia McDonough’s Trivia Mediterranean Tavern Butt Naked Trivia with Kowboi Melody’s Coastal Cafe and Sandbar Cantina Trivia Pour Larry’s Explicit Trivia Totally Awesome Bar 80s and 90s Trivia Uncle Maddio’s Pizza Joint Trivia

Karaoke

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Roberts x DJ Aktive (Drum/DJ duo), Isaac Smith, Jameson The 3rd Jazz’d Tapas Bar Shrimp City Slim Jukebox Bar & Grill Coey Jones Band Little Italy Neighborhood Restaurant Anne Allman Lizzy’s Tequila Bar and Grill Cory Chambers Mansion on Forsyth Park Tradewinds Molly MacPherson’s Scottish Pub BBXF Molly MacPherson’s Scottish Pub (Pooler) Guns 4 Hire North Beach Grill The Train Wrecks Rachael’s 1190 Main Street Rancho Alegre Cuban Restaurant Jody Espina Trio Randy Wood Guitars (Bloomingdale) Concert: ClayBank

Rocks on the Roof Fellowship of Love Ruth’s Chris Steak House David Duckworth & Kim Polote Vic’s on The River Diana Rogers The Warehouse Matt Eckstine, Hitman Wild Wing Cafe J.B. Crockett, Bill Hodgson, Hunter Phelps The Wormhole The Independents

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Bar & Club Events

Abe’s on Lincoln DJ Doc Ock Carnival Bar Theatre Downtown Delilahs: Delilah B. Goode

Saturday / 13

17 Hundred 90 Restaurant Gail Thurmond Barrelhouse South Row Jomah, Holey Miss Moley Basil’s Pizza and Deli Jon Lee’s Apparitions Bayou Cafe Thomas Claxton, Ben Keiser Band Billy’s Place at McDonough’s Nancy Witt (piano and vocals) Casimir’s Lounge Jackson Evans Trio Congress Street Social Club Trae Pierce and the T-Stone Band Doc’s Bar Crazy Chester Doubles Nightclub National Entertainment Expo Jazz’d Tapas Bar Shrimp City Slim The Jinx Pre-Statts Fest: Black Tusk, Bear Fight, Hot Plate, Lies in Stone Little Italy Neighborhood Restaurant Anne Allman and Michael Moody Lizzy’s Tequila Bar and Grill Levi Moore Marlin Monroe’s Surfside Grill Josh Johansson Molly MacPherson’s Scottish Pub The Night Shifts Molly MacPherson’s Scottish Pub (Pooler) Keith & Ross North Beach Grill Johnny Octane The Olde Pink House David Duckworth & Alisha Duckworth Rancho Alegre Cuban Restaurant Jody Espina Trio Rocks on the Roof Hitman Skidaway Island Presbyterian Church Savannah Sacred Harp Singers Huc-A-Poos Versatile Vic’s on The River Diana Rogers The Warehouse CC Witt, Magic Rocks Wild Wing Cafe Jason Courtenay Duo, Liquid Ginger, Bill Hodgson, Matt Parker and the Deacons The Wormhole Sunday is Coming, Enslaved Armada, Kerry Walsh

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Bar & Club Events

Carnival Bar Theatre Downtown Delilahs: Delilah B. Goode Club One Drag Show

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17 Hundred 90 Restaurant Gail Thurmond Aqua Star Restaurant (Westin Harbor Hotel) Sunday Jazz Brunch Bayou Cafe Don Coyer Bernie’s (Tybee) Anne Allman and Michael Moody Congress Street Social Club Voodoo Soup Huc-A-Poos Eric Culberson Jazz’d Tapas Bar Trae Gurley Lizzy’s Tequila Bar and Grill Matt Eckstine Marlin Monroe’s Surfside Grill Danielle Hicks North Beach Grill Maggie and Jackson The Olde Pink House Eddie Wilson Tybee Post Theater Zydeco Summer Party Tybee Island Social Club Sunday Bluegrass Brunch The Sentient Bean Melissa Brooks & The Aquadolls, The Wave Slaves, Radio Decay Vic’s on The River Jimmy Frushon The Warehouse Thomas Claxton Wild Wing Cafe Bucky & Barry, The Train Wrecks

Trivia & Games

Lulu’s Chocolate Bar Sunday Afternoon Trivia Tailgate Trivia

Karaoke

Club One Karaoke McDonough’s Karaoke Tailgate Karaoke/DJ

DJ

Boomy’s DJ Basik Lee

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Abe’s on Lincoln Open Mike with Craig Tanner and Mr. Williams Cocktail Co. Monday Night Live Vic’s on The River Jimmy Frushon The Warehouse Rachael Shaner Wild Wing Cafe Christy Alan Band The Wormhole Open Mic

Trivia & Games

32 Degrees Midtown Grille and

Ale House Trivia Blowin’ Smoke BBQ Team Trivia The Britannia British Pub Bingo McDonough’s Trivia Molly MacPherson’s Scottish Pub (Pooler) Bingo

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Boomy’s Karaoke Club One Karaoke Little Lucky’s Karaoke McDonough’s Karaoke Wet Willie’s Karaoke

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Bay Street Blues Ben Keiser Band Bayou Cafe Jam Night with Eric Culberson Billy’s Place at McDonough’s Thea, piano/vocals Foxy Loxy Cafe City Hotel Solo Sessions Jazz’d Tapas Bar Marlowe Shepard The Jinx Hip-Hop Night Lizzy’s Tequila Bar and Grill Cory Chambers Molly MacPherson’s Scottish Pub Open Mic Vic’s on The River Jimmy Frushon The Warehouse Hitman Wild Wing Cafe Chuck Courtenay The Wormhole Mitchell & Friends Acoustic Happy Hour

Trivia & Games

The Chromatic Dragon Board Game Night Coach’s Corner Trivia CoCo’s Sunset Grille Trivia Congress Street Social Club Trivia Fia Rua Irish Pub Trivia Mediterranean Tavern Battle of The Sexes Game Mellow Mushroom Trivia Savannah Taphouse Trivia Wild Wing Cafe (Pooler) Trivia The Wormhole Trivia

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Comedy

Chuck’s Bar Comedy Open Mic The Sentient Bean The Crash Comedy Show

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Little Lucky’s DJ Mixx Masta Matao SEED Eco Lounge DJ C-Rok

Other

Molly MacPherson’s Scottish Pub (Pooler) Open Mic

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Between the pages with Conrad Aiken Rediscover the Pulitzer Prize winner, Poet Laureate and Savannah son on Aug. 12

by Jessica Leigh Lebos

jll@connectsavannah.com

For sure, Conrad Aiken has a firm place in the pantheon of famous Savannah writers.

The Savannah-born poet published hundreds of poems, stories, novels and critical essays in his lifetime, earning a Pulitzer Prize, a Guggenheim fellowship and a U.S. Poet Laureate title. His following was small but formidable and included international icons like Sigmund Freud.

Yet while local literati can easily name a favorite Flannery O’Connor story or a sing a jingle by Johnny Mercer, most of us would be hard-pressed to quote even a single line from Aiken’s massive body of work.

As prolific as he was, Aiken might be best known around here for the traumatic events of his childhood. When he was 11, he witnessed his father shoot his mother to death and then turn the gun on himself at their home at 228 W. Oglethorpe. The young poet was then shipped off to live in Massachusetts with relatives before embarking on his 50-year writing career in England, condensed on a historical marker across the street from the site of the legendary murder-suicide.

Orlando Montoya would like to see Aiken’s work and talent come to overshadow the tragedy.

An award-winning radio personality, Connect contributor and part-time tour guide, Montoya is hosting a “Celebration of Conrad Aiken” to help people become better acquainted with the man he calls “a most gifted wordsmith.” Featuring readings, rare recordings, discussions and light refreshments, the evening will be held at the Unitarian Universalist Church on Troup Square this Friday, Aug. 12.

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Though incredibly prolific, poet Conrad Aiken had no talent or patience for self-promotion. Photo courtesy of orlando montoya

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Death is never an ending, death is a change; Death is beautiful, for death is strange; Death is one dream out of another flowing.

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of the sensational nature of the author’s someone’s going to sound like,” muses childhood but little about his writing.

Montoya. “I don’t know what I expected, Once he began reading, Montoya found but I was a bit surprised when I heard Aikan anthology that varies far beyond the en’s voice for the first time—it has that very realm of poetry, from serious psychological Boston, patrician, upper class tone.” explorations to whimsical limericks, each A few recordings will be played dursomehow hearkening back to the theme of ing the evening as well as on the “Conrad “finding of the truth about man, and man’s Aiken Radio Special” during the Savannah mind, and of man’s place in the universe.”

Podcast the same day at 2pm on Savannah “He does amazing things with lanState University’s WHCJ 90.3 FM. guage,” marvels the self-professed Aiken While Aiken’s 1934 short story “Silent convert. “He’s very musical, and the words Snow, Secret Snow” was adapted for a 1971 move like a symphony.” episode of Rod Serling’s popular TV show Montoya was inspired to delve even Night Gallery, the author’s detest of self-promore deeply into Aiken’s work in 2014 after motion and heavy criticism of his contemporaries have earned him a reputation as the interviewing Joseph Killorin, a retired “most well-known and least read” poets of Armstrong professor and Tybee denizen the 20th century. who was one of Aiken’s best friends. After “He is quite simply a genius obscured by the interview aired on Montoya’s Savanthe vagaries of posthumous remembrance, nah Podcast Radio Hour, Killorin shared the letters Aiken had written to him, some a subject about which he wrote often,” says Montoya, clicking his tongue at how Aikof which will be read on Friday along with en’s biography similarly obscures his writselections from “Senlin,” “The Poet in ing. “I hope people Granada,” “Prewill take the time to ludes for Memget to know him.” non,” and “House Being known by of Dust.” readers is “precisely When it comes the sort of thing” to scholarship, Aiken strived to Montoya defers to do: “To present… his friends Bertha actions and reactions, Husband and Mari thoughts, memories Jo Marchnight, and feelings—in the both of whom he vain hope that at the says are far more end [the reader] will versed in Aiken’s see that the whole work than he. thing represents only “He’s the real one moment, one feeldeal,” confirms —Conrad Aiken, House of Dust ing, one person. A Husband, who raging, trumpeting has been a serious jungle of associations, reader of Aiken’s and then I announce at the end of it, with 40-plus volumes of work since moving to Savannah in 2000. “He’s a poet of vocation, a gesture of despair, ‘This is I!’” he wrote rather than a calculated careerist. He put it plaintively.

To celebrate Conrad Aiken in August first in his life, and that really comes across has its own significance: It is the month when you’re reading. He’s very honest.” of both his birth (Aug. 5, 1889) and his Husband has a clear idea of why Aiken death (Aug. 17, 1973). Despite the difficult isn’t more famous. memories that must have surfaced, Aiken “He wasn’t a self-publicist. He didn’t do returned to Savannah in his 70s and died public readings, and no university picked in the house next door to the home of his him up so he never taught,” she says of a troubled childhood. modern poet’s narrow road to academic He is buried in Bonaventure Cemetery and commercial success. next to his parents, his grave marked by a “People read what they’re told to read— marble bench bearing the phrases “Give that’s the thing. So now we’re going to try my love to the world” and “Cosmos Marito and tell people to read Aiken and see ner—Destination Unknown.” what it does.”

“One of his most famous works of fiction She and Marchnight will read their is called the ‘Great Circle,’” notes Montoya. favorite Aiken excerpts, along with the “It’s interesting that he made a great Ships of the Sea Museum’s Tony Pizzo, who will contribute a piece about Aiken’s men- circle in his own life.” cs torship of writer Malcolm Lowry.

Also on the program is the poet himself: A Celebration of Conrad Aiken When: 6:30pm, Friday, Aug. 12 While combing the internet one night, Where: Unitarian Universalist Church, 311 E. Montoya came across a rare 1966 recordHarris St. ing of Aiken reading his own poetry and Cost: Free bought the vinyl LP on the spot.

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painting and preservations. Furlow addresses her subjects by painting representations of animal tissues sourced from her own photographs. Jossim addresses the issue of the use of land through his Preservations series which allows the viewer to interact with key environmental locations throughout the lowlands. Through Aug. 26. Cultural Arts Gallery, 9 W. Henry St.

Pin Man - A Spacetime Odyssey — This exhibition has continued to discuss the popular culture within the current value system. Digital manipulation and mannered poses with the carefully staged film sets are employed ironically to mimic and subvert popular media imagery. Consists of 5 different elements, photography, video, collage, installation and sculpture, the exhibition showcases the recent life of the Pin Man. Aug. 12-15. Non-Fiction Gallery, 1522 Bull St. Ray McLendon’s Original Art — This exhibit is from the collection of original oil paintings by Ray McLendon from his Gallery in Vero Beach, Florida. His collection consists of beautiful and intriguing original Florida Highwaymen Landscape Oil Paintings. Aug. 12-Nov. 5. Beach Institute, 502 E. Harris St.

Lila Cabaniss Art Teachers Exhibiton — Telfair Museums celebrates 100 years of art instruction in Savannah’s public schools with an exhibition of work by current elementary, middle, and high school visual art teachers working in the Savannah-Chatham County Public Schools System. Jepson Center for the Arts, 207 West York St.

Work by PJ Andrews is on display at Gallery Espresso all this month.

Continuing Exhibits Aqua Vista: Art of our Natural Surroundings — Group show highlighting our natural surroundings here on the coast and waterways. Landscapes, marsh scenes, water scenes, flora and fauna are all part of the visual mix. All pieces are less than 16” across a variety of mediums. Profits designated to Ogeechee River Keeper. Location Gallery, 417 Whitaker St. Boxed In/Break Out — Tricia Cookson has been selected to install a site-specific work for Boxed In/Break Out. This project encouraged artists to propose a creative installation that activates six windows at the Jepson Center with original artwork. Jepson Center, 207 W York St. Built, World — Group exhibition featuring works by leading international artists investigating architecture and constructed realities with a variety of media across a range of scale. SCAD Museum of Art, 601 Turner Blvd.

The Classic: Works by Arend Neyhouse and Jesse Lee — The works of Arend and Jesse center on pop culture items.

Arend’s paintings are created with broad passages of colors and shapes. Jesse’s illustrative work captures the delicate and intrinsic line work. Foxy Loxy Cafe, 1919 Bull St. A Coastal Gathering: Masterful Oils by Henry Von Genk III — Henry’s landscapes are renderings of marshes and waterways abounding in light and warmth.

The Grand Bohemian Gallery, 700 Drayton St. Elvis at 21: Photographs by Alfred Wertheimer — Taken during the year Elvis Presley turned 21, Alfred Wertheimer’s photographs are a remarkable visual record of rock ‘n’ roll’s most enduring figure. Jepson Center for the Arts, 207 West York St. Face to Face: American Portraits from the Permanent Collection — Spanning the period from the American Revolution to World War II, the paintings in

this exhibition demonstrate the broad range of American portraiture found in Telfair’s permanent collection. Telfair Academy of Arts and Sciences, 121 Barnard St. Historic Cottons to Modern Polyesters: Quilts from Telfair’s Collection — Ranging from early 19thcentury examples of pieced patchwork, to an appliqué story quilt made in the 1980s, the exhibition spans nearly two centuries of quiltmaking. Telfair Academy of Arts and Sciences, 121 Barnard St. Landmark: A Decade of Collecting at the Jepson Center — To celebrate the remarkable strides made in collecting during the Jepson Center era, this exhibition highlights 10 of the most significant acquisitions made from 2006 to the present. Jepson Center for the Arts, 207 West York St. Life: Rooted — This exhibition by Claudia Furlow and Jeremah Jossim presents a dual effort to incorporate nature and art utilizing

Natural Intricacies — Ruth Sykes’ freeform minimal abstractions curve and wind in colored pencil and ink, creating a woven nest of line work. Through Aug. 30. Starland Cafe, 11 East 41st St. PJ Andrews — Although his immediate influences are Jackson Pollock and Andy Warhol, PJ’s animated work, however, comes straight from the source - cartoons and cartoon characters. PJ is self taught in the folk art tradition, where his sensibilities blend the world of contemporary pop and folk art with exuberance and flair. Through Aug. 31.

Gallery Espresso, 234 Bull St. Raðljóst — Raðljóst is Icelandic for “just enough light to get by on.” For this body of work, Mary Ella Jourdak has built a collection of breathtaking imagery of the chilling beauty of Iceland. Through Sep. 5. whatisthebutcher. com/. The Butcher Tattoo Studio, 19 East Bay St. Robert Summerlin — The main focus of Robert Summerlin’s artistic expression is portraiture. All of his paintings are completed in oil alla prima on wooden panels. Jewish Educational Alliance, 5111 Abercorn St.

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CREATIVITY EXISTS in places we sometimes forget to look. Like in our interpersonal communication skills, in juggling multiple jobs while chasing that degree, or stretching that last twenty bucks the entire week.

We are some creative beings. One of my favorite places to observe a person’s perspective is on a plate.

The presence of tradition in food transcends time and gives people a peek into a window of not only where someone is or where they’ve been, but also a glance into the culture that helped mold their personal perspective.

I love documenting the energy shift in our city, and the creativity, ingenuity, and entrepreneurship of the locals who are invested in seeing things change. Savannah’s tourism has continued to grow over the years, but in the near future I see a shift in why more people are visiting our city. This time, our exploding art and food scenes will be the catalyst for the wave.

Having restaurants that help us shape the newest layer of our culture are pivotal in what our future will look, feel, sound, and taste like. We, as a collective, shape that narrative with the decisions we make regarding where we spend our money.

When we, as locals, get a moment away from our daily lives to treat ourselves, are we caught in the programming of going to the same places the tourists saturate downtown? Or do we consciously spend money in the places built to cater towards 28 us and our future?

Owner Matthew Baldwin says the kitchen at Sly’s Sliders and Fries is “about 80 percent from scratch.” Photos by Melissa Delynn

If your answer isn’t the latter, we should probably get some coffee, because I’ve got some places I recommend you check out.

With that being said, there is a place in particular that fortunately for me opened in my neighborhood over a year ago, and is a perfect example of the type of spot that will help us establish our new culture.

Sly’s Sliders and Fries is a hole-in-thewall spot in the Thomas Square area that brings an atmosphere of customer service, great food, and is coated in creativity. I got a chance to speak to one of the owners of this delicious spot, Matthew Baldwin, about what it took to create a place like this, and what he thinks is the key to not

only his restaurant’s success, but to the success of Savannah’s food industry.

Coming from North Carolina with a culinary background, Matthew came to Savannah and was inspired to open his own place. He and his business partner opened Sly’s Sliders and Fries, as they saw an opportunity to have their hand in

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I was blown away at the accuracy, intention, and flavor in each item. First off all, if you live in Savannah, go get yourself some Angel’s BBQ before this classic spot leaves our city forever. And if you want a small sample, try the “Lil Angel” slider at Sly’s, as the barbecue comes from Angel’s.

“That’s Nacho Dog” is a Sly’s take on a some loaded nachos on a mini dog. I would also suggest “The Pawful Falafel” or “The Shroomwich” if you are vegetarian and are interested in some truly delicious sliders.

But by far my favorite slider has to be the “Banh U, Banh Mi” which consists of tempura shrimp, pickled daikons and carrots, with cucumbers and cilantro mayo.

Perfect amount to choose from, and at only three dollars a pop, you could grab a big handful with some loaded fries without going over twenty bucks.

Matthew, like a lot of us, is enjoying watching Savannah grow and become a city that is a large food culture to brag on.

“We are in the middle of an influx of local restaurants, and I mean how could you not be excited for what is to come?”

Matt says. “Hopefully in five or six years we will be riding the crest of that wave like everyone else.”

Those restaurants focused on bringing the best of the best to the locals, will be cemented in stone when our food industry helps build another subsection of our tourist market. Knowing where these places are and seeking out the next one is the way we should be thinking when we decide to spend our hard earned dollar.

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After learning a few lessons about biting off more than they could chew, like most small business owners they were able to settle down and focus on refining and polishing the restaurant they had in front of them. And you can taste the intention and creativity in every bite.

“I’m happy to say, it feels as if our community has embraced having us here,” Matt says. “We’ve been fortunate enough to be welcomed without spending any money on marketing, as word of mouth and social media have been the major vehicles for our customers to find out about us.”

Which I personally feel is usually the best route towards finding out where the real food is. We locals take pride in the restaurants that embody great food with a great atmosphere; and if you ask, we usually tell you where to go.

Sly’s has a resilient team, who pump a lot of food out of small space. But despite the uphill battles they have faced as an up and coming small business, they have pumped all of their energy into the menu and execution of the food.

Matt explains, “Coming into this with a culinary background allowed us to focus more on the food, and gave us the opportunity to elevate the ideas we had for our food. It’s why our kitchen is 80 percent from scratch, and why we try to remain as fresh, local, and authentic as possible.”

Most people don’t grasp how important the sourcing of ingredients, and the weight it pulls in the flavor of a dish. At Sly’s, each and every slider and dog on the menu tells a story of the ingredients, and paints the picture of a flavor profile from a specific place in time.

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A Taste of (Thai) Land and Sea Savannah Seafood Shack and Below Zero Rolled Ice Cream are a family project on Broughton

The savory crab pie, teeming with blue crab, was speckled with red pepper and held together with melted Swiss cheese all served on a flaky crust

by Maria Whiteway

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ON A scorching Saturday, my husband and I decided to pop into the Savannah Seafood Shack, nestled tightly among the hustle and bustle of Savannah’s liveliest roadway. Upon arrival, we saw onlookers peering into the windows at expert craftsmen fashioning rolls of frozen cream.

A bubbly woman was ushering them inside, “Come in! Have you tried rolled ice cream before?” This high-spirited woman turned out to be Christine Cutlip, an owner and partner of this establishment.

Broughton Street, one of the most desired locations for restaurateurs and shop owners, welcomed the Savannah Seafood Shack and Below Zero Rolled Ice Cream, which opened their doors on July 11. However, only one rectangular hole-in-the-wall space houses both new attractions.

The unifying factor that ties the two concepts into one establishment is husband and wife duo, David and Christine Cutlip, as well as her father Timmy Tsoi and brother Jonathan Tsoi.

“This is a family affair,” Christine boasts as she glances at her husband, father and brother actively serving customers from behind the counter.

The Cutlips and the Tsois may be new to the downtown Savannah food scene, but as previous owners of the successful Splendid Shabu, Savannah and Pooler’s first ever “hot pot” restaurant, they know a thing or two about running a lucrative restaurant.

With laser focus on their new venture, the family decided to sell their beloved hot pot bar in order to dedicate all their time and energy into the Savannah Seafood Shack and Below Zero Rolled Ice Cream.

Former account manager Christine and David, previously a microbiologist for Nestlé, left the world of corporate America to pursue their passion of “bringing new things to Savannah.” With first the hot pot eatery and now their rolled ice cream, the 30 entrepreneurial Cutlips and Tsois live by

The famous Low Country Boil with shell-on shrimp, juicy corn on the cob, smoky beef sausage and hearty red potatoes were bathed in garlic butter and house made Cajun seasoning.

one rule when it comes to unearthing good food: “If you want it, you have to start it (yourself).”

With such a strong dichotomy between the two concepts, one could not help but ask, why seafood and ice cream?

The Seafood Shack evolved from Christine’s parents owning fresh seafood markets in Savannah and Pooler. As far as the Seafood Shack is concerned, it’s just that simple.

However, last year, on their honeymoon in Thailand, Christine and David experienced rolled ice cream from a Thai street vendor and were enlightened.

“Seafood is our first baby, and our second child is Below Zero Rolled Ice Cream, which has turned out to be our star child,” Christine gushes.

From the sweltering sidewalks of Broughton, the rolled ice cream artisans of Below Zero wield their spatulas like hibachi grill masters, captivate passer-byers.

As they peer into the wide-open windows, noses pressed against the glass and sweat on their brow, ice cream is now on their mind.

Rolled ice cream, or stir-fry ice cream, originated in Thailand very recently and can only be found in a handful of places in New York City, Atlanta and now, Savannah.

With custom-made equipment, the entrancing process of rolling ice cream is part showmanship and part skillfulness.

After practicing in their garage for a couple of months, the Tsoi’s and Cutlip’s learned the delicate balance between achieving a temperature well below zero and maintaining a consistency that is malleable.

“Each cup of ice cream is freshly made from scratch,” Cutlip reveals. They start off with fresh cream, made in house, pouring it onto a flat metal surface that is set well below 0°F. Flavors chosen from a diverse menu, like Matcha Green Tea or Oreos, are blended elegantly with two spatulas.

“It is almost like hibachi, the way they fold it, mix it, and chop it,” Cutlip illustrates.

After this, the flavored cream is spread into a thin layer, until it reaches the precise temperature, where it is then gracefully rolled into rosebud shaped tubes. Each spiraled cylinder is delicately placed into a deep round bowl and adorned with freshly cut fruits, sweets and drizzles.

With “no artificial flavors, preservatives or stabilizers,” each edible bouquet of rolled ice cream offers a cutting-edge taste of Thailand.

Since the main goal of the Savannah Seafood Shack was to reinvent the seafood experience, Cutlip sought to make their fare affordable and impressive, without having to compromise on quality. Using their connections in seafood, the owners of the Savannah Seafood Shack were able to provide wholesale prices in a restaurant environment. Consequently, this fast casual seafood restaurant offers high quality products at seafood market prices.

For this reason, on a weekday, one can order their popular Low Country Boil, with peel and eat shrimp, plump corn, premium beef sausage and seasoned red potatoes, for a mere $7.50 from the lunch menu. They pride themselves in serving fresh, made to order, seafood.

The Shrimp Po’ Boy was served on garlic buttered French bread, had succulent handbattered shrimp doused in thick mayonnaise and rich shrimp sauce, and was topped with lettuce and tomato.

“We don’t dump frozen (seafood) into a fryer,” Cutlip divulges. It bears repeating, quality is their goal.

From the walk-up counter, to the handmade wooden tables and benches lining the wall, this eatery exudes a laidback atmosphere that emulates Cutlip’s business model: great food at low prices, and fast. While the Cutlip and Tsoi family do not compromise on the superiority of their ingredients, they seek to cut costs in other ways, such as forgoing wait staff.

In fact, the family can be seen on any given day sculpting ice cream, waiting tables and delivering food to local businesses themselves. “We want people to see our faces and know that we care”.

This maritime-themed joint, with wooden planked walls studded in nautical paintings, was full of families, either standing at the ice cream counter or sitting at the wooden tables. Although my plan was to have an early dinner followed by dessert, the Savannah sun and Christine’s enthusiasm persuaded me to start with the sweet course.

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Like art melting in a cup, people all over the restaurant, like me, were photographing this unique Thai-inspired treat.

Our seafood experience was just as charming. My husband put in our order at the counter and sat down, as we waited only a few minutes for our hot food.

First we tried Savannah’s one and only, Seafood Cone. A subtly sweet homemade soft waffle cone functions as a vehicle to hold crunchy house made coleslaw and nuggets of freshly fried seafood, lightly battered calamari in our case, showered with creamy shrimp sauce.

As a hybrid of the walking taco and an ice cream cone, this menu item serves as a playful to-go option for the hustling customer.

Then the Shrimp Po’ Boy, served on garlic buttered French bread, came beckoning. This oversized sandwich, with succulent hand-battered shrimp, doused in thick mayonnaise and rich shrimp sauce, and topped with lettuce and tomato, pampered our taste buds.

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accompanied this hoagie, only enhanced the southern appeal.

All too often a sandwich such as this is dripping with the oil from the fryer, making for a heavy meal. However, like the calamari, my husband and I were impressed with how the delicate taste of the shrimp shone through the light crust.

After this, we indulged in the famous Low Country Boil, which was served in a tied plastic bag, ready to burst from the steam. Shell-on shrimp, juicy corn on the cob, smoky beef sausage and hearty red potatoes were bathed in garlic butter and house made Cajun seasoning, setting it apart from the common Old Bay flavoring.

Lastly, we ended with a starter menu item, the savory crab pie. The pie’s decadent filling, teeming with blue crab and speckled with red pepper, was held together with melted Swiss cheese and served on a flaky crust.

The Savannah Seafood Shack and Below Zero Rolled Ice Cream may be the new kids on the block, but their premium ingredients, customer service and affordable pricing make them a worthy contender among the restaurant giants of the Historic District.

Whether you are drawn in by the curb appeal of ice cream made from scratch before your eyes or have a hankering for high-quality fresh seafood that won’t break your bank, the Savannah Seafood Shack and Below Zero Rolled Ice cream have got your cravings covered. cs

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THE SMALL world of mega breweries just got a lot smaller. On July 20 the Justice Department approved the $108 billion merger of Belgium based Anheuser-Busch InBev (ABI) and SABMiller.

This merger of the two largest breweries creates an umbrella company that controls over 350 beer brands including Bud, Bud Light, Miller, Corona, Beck’s, Stella, and Pilsner Urquell among others, around 75% of all beer sold in the U.S. In order to gain antitrust approval ABI will sell off its U.S. stake in Miller to Molson-Coors making that company the new second largest brewery in the world.

Canada based Molson-Coors was already affiliated with SABMiller through a joint venture called MillerCoors.

Many craft beer drinkers shun these brands already. In fact, according to the Craft Brewers Association, craft beer grew by 12.3% in 2015 despite and overall drop in beer sales. So why does a mega merger matter to craft beer drinker? Well it matters a lot.

ABI and SABMiller are owner or partial owners of many “craft breweries” leaving a lover of small, local craft beer to wonder where draw the line? Is it OK to support an ABI-owned brewery? How about a SABMiller invested craft brewery? What about

a brewery owned wholly or in part by an investment company not associated with any of the macro breweries?

This conflict really hit close to home when, on the same day as the ABI and SABMiller merger was announced, it was also announced that Athens based brewery Terrapin Brewing was purchased by MillerCoors. This takeover wasn’t wholly a surprise as MillerCoors has held a large stake in the company since 2012.

Terrapin joins a long list of craft breweries purchased outright by a larger brewery. ABinBev owns, among others, Devils Backbone Brewing, Elysian Brewing, Blue Point Brewing and, Goose Island Beer Company. MillerCoors owns Leinenkugel’s Brewery, Saint Archer and Blue Moon in addition to Terrapin.

Other breweries held by larger corporations are Ballast Point (Constellation Brands), Lagunitas (50% stake held by Heineken) and craft beer darlings Cigar City Brewing which recently agreed to a sale to Fireman Capital Partners who also own Oscar Blues Brewing.

There are two problems with craft brewery purchases by larger companies. The first is that these companies, according to the Brewers Association, cease to be defined as craft beer but can still be marketed as such.

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Secondly, and perhaps more disturbingly, macro breweries have the capacity to make sure that craft beer never reaches those restaurants and bottle shops in the first place. All beer is cycled through a distributor before it reaches taps and shelves but in some cases macro breweries also own those distributors.

ABinBev owns the distributors in several cities including Boston, Los Angeles, and New York and several states including Florida. ABinBev has also announced an incentive program for distributors who carry at least 95% of their products, reimbursing these distributors as much as half of their marketing costs for ABinBev products. This control of two tiers of the three tier system can squeeze true craft beer out of the system.

The craft beer drinker has two choices in this problem. Choose to support larger breweries by purchasing from their craft beer portfolio. This can be enticing considering brand loyalty is strong with beer drinkers, especially when your brand is a local option like Terrapin.

Or you can choose to support your local, individually owned and operated brewery.

This is the option Brew/Drink/Run wants you to take. Inform yourself on what craft beer is and who is true craft before you run to the bar.

When you are there choose, local craft first or at least true craft. Keeping those taps flowing will keep the macros away. cs

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ROYAL Cinemas POOLER www.royalcinemaspooler. com 5 TOWN CENTER CT. 988-4025

Indie venues Call or Visit the venue ‘s website for specific movies and times

Muse Arts Warehouse www.musesavannah.org 703 Louisville Rd (912) 713-1137

Sentient bean www.sentientbean.com 13 E Park Ave (912) 232-4447

SUICIDE SQUAD

/ After the death knell sounded on the advance screening for the heavily hyped and heavily hopeless Suicide Squad, an elderly woman gently tapped my arm with her cane and asked, “What did you think of the movie?”

Wary that she might have adored the film and would service me with a harder walking-stick whack if I trashed it too harshly, I merely answered, “I didn’t care for it.”

She moved in closer and, with acid dripping from her voice — perhaps even acid syphoned from the vat prominently featured in the picture — she stated, “I think someone should drop an atom bomb on Hollywood for making a movie like this!”

While I’m reluctant to obliterate any industry that on occasion can still give us something as provocative as Spotlight or as charming as Zootopia, her anger was understandable. Suicide Squad is its own kind of bomb, the sort of destructive force whose repercussions will be felt for years.

While it stands to make a fortune at the box office, it’s unlikely to make much of a dent in the hearts of even its most ardent supporters, the sort who insist that critics are being handsomely paid off by Marvel to trash DC adaptations or who start petitions to shut down Rotten Tomatoes because they don’t like seeing an abundance of poor reviews (OK, that’s kinda cute, in a dorky, puppy-barking-at-itselfin-the-mirror kind of way).

Keep in mind that I didn’t hate Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice, which was treated by most critics as the celluloid equivalent of End of Days but which earned a mixed review from me. But there’s no doubt that with Suicide Squad, Batman v Superman and the wretched Man of Steel, DC is futilely trying to play catchup with Marvel, which spent many years and multiple movies building up its brand.

Suicide Squad gets off to a decent start, as government suit Amanda Waller (Viola Davis) talks her superiors into allowing her to assemble a team of miscreants and madmen in order to protect the world in case the next Superman turns out to be an evil entity bent on destroying it.

Via flashbacks, we’re then treated to a roll call of the assembled: the expert marksman Deadshot (Will Smith), the psychotic Harley Quinn (Margot Robbie), the obnoxious Boomerang (Jai Courtney), the human torch Diablo (Jay Hernandez), the misshapen Killer Croc (Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje) and the centuries-old Enchantress (Cara Delevingne).

In a bad scripting/directing call, we do not receive a similar introduction to Slipknot (Adam Beach), so there’s no suspense surrounding his fate when he suddenly pops up on the scene as part of the gang.

All are placed the watchful eye of

Squad goals? With bad scripting, casual misogyny, and weak characterization, not so much.

super-soldier Rick Flag (Joel Kinnaman), whose girlfriend, June Moone, is also the poor woman housing Enchantress within her mortal frame (Delevingne plays both sides of the two-faced coin). To control Enchantress, Waller keeps her tell-tale heart in a box, but once the organ is freed from its prison, Enchantress is then able to resurrect her brother as some CGI giant (presumably pilfered from the Gods of Egypt demo reel), turn humans into creatures whose innards resemble those British Aero bubble chocolate bars, and threaten the planet with lots of electrical bolts.

Who you gonna call? Not the Ghostbusters, despite the similar-looking mise-en-scenes.

There are other characters crammed into the picture, including Katana (Karen Fukuhara), so nondescript a character that her sword, stuffed with souls the same way a flounder might be stuffed with crab, exhibits more personality than the person wielding it, and Batman (Ben Affleck), who only drops by to cash a paycheck.

Then there’s The Joker, played by Jared Leto in what was touted by the PR machine as a method-style performance. There might indeed be method to his madness, but it’s of little consequence. And while the prerelease buzz made it seem as if Leto would rack up as much screen time as Peter O’Toole in Lawrence of Arabia, he’s actually in the film a lot less than expected, basically only around to brutalize Harley Quinn.

Speaking of HQ, she’s at the center of the film’s casual misogyny, an ugly stance that’s weirdly amplified by writer-director David Ayers (whose last picture was the underrated Brad Pitt WWII yarn Fury).

Robbie does what she can, but the part doesn’t provide her with much – even most of her wisecracks land like bricks.

In fact, the greatest failing of Suicide Squad might be its roster of misfits.

They’re intriguingly billed as the “worst of the worst,” but most end up being

sweethearts (Deadshot has a daughter, Harley Quinn dreams of a suburban life, Boomerang loves pink unicorns, and so on) and, worst of the worst, most are one-note dullards.

Smith adds some personality to Deadshot, but Courtney is simply annoying, Kinnaman is a human vacuum, and Delevingne has the ancient Enchantress strutting around like a 21st century supermodel (no shock, since the actress is a super-model).

At least the soundtrack is good. As far as elevating audience interest, the killer rock trumps Killer Croc, with such gems as The Rolling Stones’ “Sympathy for the Devil,” Creedence Clearwater Revival’s “Fortunate Son” and Eminem’s “Without Me” blaring over the auditorium speakers.

But it makes sense that no one thought to include Ozzy Osbourne’s “Suicide Solution,” since Suicide Squad isn’t the answer to anyone’s prayers.

JASON BOURNE

// One of those unnecessary sequels requested by absolutely no one, Jason Bourne finds Matt Damon returning to the role of the former CIA assassin with the faulty memory and a very particular set of skills, skills that he acquired … well, Liam Neeson said it better.

At any rate, as far as needless follow-ups go, this fourth entry in the series (fifth if one includes that offshoot starring Jeremy Renner) works for a surprisingly lengthy amount of time until it finally, perhaps irrevocably, runs out of steam.

In this one, it’s Nicky Parsons (returning Julia Stiles) who gets the ball rolling (again) for Bourne. A former CIA analyst now involved in anarchist activities, Nicky tracks down Jason to inform him about yet another mystery from his past.

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opportunistic agent named Heather Lee (Alicia Vikander, recent Oscar winner for The Danish Girl). Dewey clearly wants Bourne exterminated, even bringing in his favorite hired gun (Vincent Cassel) to pull the trigger, but Heather’s motives and allegiances are far murkier.

Paul Greengrass, who helmed the second and third films in the franchise, returns as director, and he still demonstrates an impressive command of staging cat-and-mouse dalliances on a global stage. His ability to effectively orchestrate mano-a-mano skirmishes, on the other mano — excuse me, hand — seem to have largely deserted him, as the up-close-andpersonal fights are presented as whirlwind blurs of sound and fury. This is especially true of the climactic punch-out, shot so incoherently that we’re left wishing the auditorium seats came equipped with

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Then again, the entire final act of the picture, everything that transpires after a confrontation in a hotel room, is a waste of time, an unnecessary padding that dissipates much of the slow-burn suspense built up over the first stretch of the film.

Stiles delivers a fine performance, although it proves to be far too brief — those (like me) hoping that she would finally step out the shadows of support to become a fully fledged character in the Bourne universe will be left disappointed.

The other supporting players do what’s expected of them — no more, no less.

As for Damon, he still brings a steely determination and haunted aura to the role of Jason Bourne, but he’s let down by co-scripters Greengrass and Christopher Rouse. This series (initially adapted from the novels by Robert Ludlum) has

always been about a man discovering his own identity and rediscovering his own humanity.

But in this latest chapter, Jason Bourne is more indecipherable and unformed than ever, with Damon not given much more to do than shoot, brawl, bleed and run. The franchise may be Bourne again, but the character feels as if he’s trying to claw his way back into the womb.

STAR TREK BEYOND

/// With the same level of heroism and determination exhibited by Enterprise crew members as they overcame Klingons, Romulans and William Shatner’s stint in the director’s chair, Star Trek Beyond finds all involved overcoming a troubled production history and shaky pre-release buzz to emerge as yet another winner in the new Star Trek franchise.

Following 2009’s popular Star Trek and 2013’s controversial Star Trek Into Darkness (which has its detractors, though I’m not one of them), this third entry manages to travel at warp speed when it comes to delivering a satisfying mix of action, exposition, effects and — here’s the real key — characterization.

Despite the shakeup of key personnel —Justin Lin (four of the Fast & Furious flicks) replaced J.J. Abrams as director and Simon Pegg and Doug Jung replaced Roberto Orci and Alex Kurtzman as writers — Star Trek Beyond operates in the same manner as the previous installments insofar as it cannily stirs memories of the original series as well as the motion picture offshoots.

But even those not aware of the homages will immediately be absorbed into the story, as Kirk (Chris Pine) and Spock (Zachary Quinto) both contemplate leaving their positions aboard the Enterprise, albeit for very different reasons. Of course, such personal matters are placed on the backburner once an evildoer threatens the Federation — in this case, a snarling villain named Krall (Idris Elba). The starship subsequently takes a beating (to what extent, I won’t say), and the crew members find themselves scattered across the landscape of a hostile planet.

It’s at this point that the movie truly takes off, since the structure of separating the principals — Spock with McCoy (excellent Karl Urban, finally given more to do), Kirk with Chekov (Anton Yelchin, R.I.P.), Uhura (Zoe Saldana) with Sulu (John Chu), and Scotty (Pegg) with a marvelous new character named Jaylah (Sofia Boutella) — allows everyone a chance to shine. Add in a few nifty plot twists, some impressive stunt work, and a hefty amount of humanizing moments, and what’s on tap is a tasty summer treat that deserves to succeed at the multiplex and beyond.

BAD MOMS

// In such efforts as The Hangover and The Change-Up, screenwriters Jon Lucas and Scott Moore have allowed boys to be bad boys, engaging in all manner of lewd, obscene and even illegal behavior. With Bad Moms, the pair (who also co-direct) attempt to flip the script: Why not showcase women being as awful and irresponsible as the dudes?

It’s an interesting angle — although certainly not unprecedented (see Bridesmaids, with its terrific, Oscar-nominated script by Kristen Wiig and Annie Mumolo) — but a large degree of timidity and (maybe?) an unfamiliarity with the subject at hand combine to produce a soft film that, a few R-rated hijinks aside, might as well be playing as part of a primetime sitcom lineup, with a laugh track and some soft-drink commercials thrown in to complete the effect.

Mila Kunis portrays the main mom, feeling crushed by the expectations placed upon her by society at large and by a dictatorial PTA head (Christina Applegate) in specific. She finally feels she’s had enough, severing ties with her cheating-via-Internet husband, forcing her bratty kids to do their own homework and make their own breakfasts, drinking to excess, and (gasp!) walking out on a PTA meeting.

She’s joined in her bad — make that mildly naughty — behavior by two other had-it-up-to-here moms (Kristen Bell and Kathryn Hahn), and together they decide to take on Applegate’s harridan, who not only runs the PTA but seemingly the entire school.

Aside from a sincere performance from Kunis and a funny one by Hahn, there’s not much to recommend Bad Moms, which brings up parental challenges in the modern age but doesn’t do any digging beneath the surface. The villains are not only paper-thin and easy to knock down, they also allow Lucas and Moore to skirt any real issues.

Wouldn’t it have been more fascinating had Kunis’ husband been a decent guy who nevertheless needed to do more for the household rather than just an absolute imbecile seemingly unable to tie his own shoes (begging the question, as it always done in lazy comedies, as to why a beautiful and intelligent woman would marry him in the first place)?

And wouldn’t it have been more satisfying to watch our heroines challenge ingrained patriarchal standards rather than just dealing with woman-on-woman crime instigated by Applegate’s ludicrous character?

Certainly, many will appreciate Bad Moms in the same manner as they would any given episode of, say, Modern Family or New Girl. But our dear mothers deserve better. cs

Activism & Politics

13th Colony Patriots Conservative political activists that meet the 13th of each month. Dedicated to preserving the U.S. Constitution and life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness. See Facebook page for meeting location. Free 13th of every month, 6:30-8:30 p.m. 912-604-4048. liveoakstore.com/tubbysthunderbolt.

Tubby’s Tank House (Thunderbolt), 2909 River Dr. One of the Guys Guys, have you found yourself in a social rut, or just have a need for the art of conversation? Make a change in 2016.

The past decade a diverse group of guys have been getting together about every two weeks to share dinner and opinions on just about any topic. No membership requirements or dues. Just an open mind and willingness to expand your friendship base. For more information visit us on Facebook at Savannah Men’s Club, or if you prefer, email details/questions to savannahmensclub@gmail.com. ongoing.

Downtown Savannah, downtown.

Savannah Area Young Republicans Get involved. Contact is Michael Johnson, via email or telephone, or see website for info. 912-604-0797. chairman@sayr. org. sayr.org. Call or see website for information. Free ongoing. 912-308-3020. savannahyoungrepublicans.com.

Savannah Libertarians Join the Facebook group to find out about upcoming local events. Mondays. Facebook. com/groups/SAVlibertarians.

Young Democrats Mondays at 7pm on the second level of Foxy Loxy, Bull Street. Call or visit the Young Democrats Facebook page for more information. Free ongoing. 423-619-7712. foxyloxycafe.com/. Foxy Loxy Cafe, 1919 Bull St.

Auditions and Calls for Entries

Auditions for Armstrong Youth Orchestra Open to students enrolled in primary grades through high school and including Armstrong students (available for course credit). Auditions, by appointment, are in Armstrong Fine Arts Hall. To schedule an audition, e-mail: savaayo@yahoo.com. Info is also available at www.savaayo.org. AYO is sponsored in part by the Savannah Friends of Music, www.savannahfriendsofmusic. com ongoing. about.armstrong.edu/Maps/ index.html. Armstrong State University, 11935 Abercorn St. Call for Applications for Weave a Dream Initiative The City of Savannah’s Weave-A-Dream (WAD) Panel has issued a call for proposals for the 2016 Weave-A-Dream Cultural & Arts Projects initiative. Applications will be accepted through the calendar year, while funds are available. Programs are to be completed prior to December 31,

2016. The application must be submitted at least eight weeks prior to the start date of the project; the last date an application can be submitted is October 21, 2016.

Project funding is available up to $2,000 for specific and innovative arts, cultural, or heritage projects or presentations that have a measurable, quantifiable benefit to Savannah’s diverse populations. The Weave-A-Dream Panel seeks proposals that actively involve youth, seniors, and those who have limited access to arts based programs in Savannah. A priority of the WAD funding program is that organizations reach neighborhood communities, encompassing all city districts. To be eligible for consideration, an organization must be a non-profit, 501c3, headquartered in Savannah’s corporate limits. Proposed programs must also be produced within the City’s corporate limits. No individual artist applications will be accepted. Agencies funded by the City of Savannah for 2016 are not eligible to apply. Applications are available at www.savannahga.gov/ arts. Applying organizations may request application materials and technical assistance by contacting Rebecca Brown at 912-6516760 or rbrown02@ savannahga.gov Through Oct. 21.

City of Savannah Department of Cultural Affairs, 9 West Henry St. Call For Artists Entries For Psychedelic Art Fair Art works of a psychedelic, surreal or avante-garde theme are now being accepted for the Savannah Record Dig & Psychedelic Art Fair happening Sunday, Sept. 11, 2016. Works will be judged and winning entries will be awarded 1st, 2nd and 3rd place prizes. Entry fee is $20 for up to 3 pieces All entries must be submitted no later than Monday August 22,

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2016. Contact thirdsister@isakdove.com for more information. Visit www.fearnoarts. com Through Aug. 22. 912-412-0555. thirdsister@isakdove.com. fearnoarts. com. Savannah Hellenic Center, 14 West Anderson Street.

Call for Collegiate Chapters for Yeshua Next Generation Young adults between the ages of 21-25 with technical and people skills are needed to attend Savannah Chamber of Commerce events and to act as Overseers for collegiate chapters. Please contact Reverend Brenda Lee at (912) 236-3154, email:revbrendalee@ yahoo.com ongoing. Downtown Savannah, downtown.

Call for Entries for “Outta This World” Art in any medium that deals with the exploration of space is eligible for this exhibition about humanity’s relationship with “The Final Frontier.” Artists are encouraged to explore the past, present, and possible futures of space exploration, from stargazing on terra firma to light speed travel.

What will we find as we explore our solar system, our galaxy, and our universe? How will we react as a species to what we find when we get there? What will we learn about ourselves in the process? Visit: sulfurstudios. org/callfor-entries to submit!

Deadline to submit is August 25th at midnight Entry Fee: $20, or $15 for Artist Members, for up to 3 works. Through Aug. 24. 912.

231. 7105. info@ sulfurstudios.org. https://facebook.com/

Concert: Henry Kramer

Henry Kramer’s performances have been praised by critics as “triumphant” and “thrilling” (The New York Times) and “technically effortless” (La Presse, Montreal).

Free, donations accepted Fri., Aug. 12, 7:30-9 p.m. 912-598-1188, 2-5 pm weekdays. allenpr@comcast.net. messiahsk.com. Messiah Lutheran Church, 1 Westridge Road (The Landings).

events/1817868188450636/. sulfurstudios. org. Sulfur Studios, 2301 Bull Street.

Call for Entries for Savannah: A Southern Journey Photo Contest The Tourism Leadership Council is seeking submissions for the cover photo for the eighth edition of Savannah: A Southern Journey. Photos should depict a scene that is unique to Savannah. Savannah: A Southern Journey is the premier guide to Savannah’s sights and activities, providing valuable information for the guests who stay in area lodging properties. This beautifully produced coffee table book also features stunning photography of the sights of Savannah. Entries will be accepted through Sept. 1, 2016. Finalists will be selected by a panel, and the winner will be selected by a public poll after submissions close. For more detailed rules and to submit your photos, visit tourismleadershipcouncil. com/southernjourneycover. Through Sep. 1. Tourism Leadership Council office, 1 International Dr. Call for Exhibition Proposals for Cultural Arts Gallery The City of Savannah’s Department of Cultural Affairs is now accepting exhibition proposals at the Cultural Arts Gallery for the 2017 calendar year. In conjunction with each exhibition, artists are encouraged to develop and present a learning opportunity to the public such as a workshop, lecture or demonstration. All mediums will be considered for non-degree seeking solo or group exhibitions, including video and installation pieces. Proposals should be professionally presented and should include a cover letter; a resume; an artist statement; a previous exhibition record; 10-12 digital images of the work to be considered; and a self-addressed stamped envelope if the proposal needs to be returned. The deadline for submissions is September 9, 2016 at 4 p.m. Proposals should be submitted to Debra Zumstein, Arts Programs Coordinator, City of Savannah Department of Cultural Affairs, 9 W. Henry St., Savannah, GA 31401.

Proposal guidelines are available online at www.savannahga.gov/arts or by calling (912) 651-6783. Through Sep. 9. City of Savannah Department of Cultural Affairs, 9 West Henry St. Call for Participants in PTSD Study Are you a recent combat veteran experiencing psychological or emotional stress related to your combat? You may be eligible to receive first-line medication and talk therapy interventions with proven effectiveness. PROGrESS is a study looking to learn more about how to effectively treat recent combat veterans with PTSD. The therapies are not experimental. You will be randomly assigned to receive either psychotherapy, medication, or both. For more information about the PROGrESS study, please call 912-920-0214 ext. 2169. ongoing. Online only, none.

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Construction Fence Mural Contest Art Rise Savannah invites Savannah artists of all ages to submit designs for a mural located at the construction site of a new boutique hotel at 412 Williamson Street in Historic Downtown Savannah. Artists may submit their work at artrisesavannah.org/ constructionmural until August 15. The winner of the contest will be announced on Saturday, August 20. The contest is open to artists working in all mediums who reside or attend school in Chatham County during the duration of the contest.

Each contestant may only submit one design for consideration. The winning design will be printed on a vinyl mesh banner and installed on the fence for the duration of construction. Through Aug. 15. artrisesavannah.org/constructionmural. artrisesavannah.org. Art Rise Savannah, 2427 Desoto Ave. Oatland Island Seeks Memories and Recollections for 40th Anniversary Oatland Island Education Center is looking for memories of Oatland Island in honor of their 40th anniversary.

People who were part of the Youth Conservation Corp that helped to build Oatland Island Education Center in the 1970’s. Great memories from field trips. Special family memories of Oatland Island. Send your photos and stories to memories@ oatland40th.org. Deadline is August 31. undefined. 912-3951500. oatlandisland.org.

Raw Gallery Raw Gallery is now accepting exhibition proposals for the 2016 calendar year. In conjunction with each exhibition, artists are encourage to develop and present a learning opportunity to the public such as a Demonstration, Gallery Talk, or Workshop. All mediums will be considered for degree & non- degree seeking solo or group exhibitions including video and installation pieces. Email your proposal as a single PDF file to rawgallery2016@ gmail.com with “Exhibition Proposal” in the subject line. Through Aug. 15. Downtown Savannah, downtown.

Tell Us Your Ghost Story?

Organization seeks to document your first hand experiences with psychical phenomenon for analysis and potential investigation. Our investigators have reputable credentials and long time investigation training and connections with the top minds and researchers in parapsychology field research and other areas. We are especially interested in Chatham and neighboring counties with special emphasis on Savannah itself and the Historic District. Interviewees should be comfortable with video documentation of themselves and events w/privacy level negotiated beforehand. ongoing. amchclub@yahoo.com. Downtown Savannah, downtown.

seeks volunteers to serve various tasks as needed by the shelter. No prior animal shelter experience is necessary. Newly trained volunteers will be authorized to serve immediately after orientation. Potential volunteers are asked to notify J. Lewis prior to orientation; though, walk-ins are welcome.

Volunteers must be at least 17-years-old. ongoing. (912) 525-2151. jlewis01@ savannahga.gov.

Classes, Camps & Workshops

Ballroom Group Dance Class

Weekly ballroom dance classes focus on two types of dance each month. Open to partners/couples or to solos.

The $35 for 4 weeks or $10 drop in Mondays, 7 p.m.

912.312.3549. reservetodance@gmail.com. salondebailedancestudio.com.

Salon de Baile Dance Studio, 7064 Hodgson Memorial Drive.

Benefits

$5 Bikram Yoga Class to Benefit Local Charities Bikram Yoga Savannah offers a weekly Karma class to raise money for local charities. Thursdays during the 6:30pm class. Pay $5 for class and proceeds are donated to a different charity each month. This is a regular Bikram Yoga class. ongoing. 912.356.8280. bikramyogasavannah.com.

SCMPD Animal Control seeks Volunteers Savannah Chatham County Animal Control

Adult Contemporary Dance Class Ages 16+. Dance technique and intricate choreography. $15 Thu., Aug. 11, 5:306:30 p.m. 954.682.5694. elyse.thestudi0@yahoo.com. thestudiosav.net/ongoingclasses-2016.html. thestudiosav. net. The STUDIO, 2805b Roger Lacey Dr. Art, Music, Piano, Voice Coaching Coaching for all ages, beginners through advanced. Classic, modern, jazz improvization and theory. Serious inquiries only. 912-961-7021 or 912-667-1056.

Beading Classses at Epiphany Bead & Jewelry Studio Learn jewelry-making techniques from beginner to advanced. Call for class times. 912-677-3983. epiphany. indiemade.com. Epiphany Bead & Jewelry Studio, 101 N. Fahm St. Beginning Belly Dance Classes Taught by Happenstance Bellydance.

All skill levels and styles. Private instruction available. $15 912-704-2940. happenstancebellydance@gmail.com. happenstancebellydance.wordpress. com.

Blog and New Media Writing This course is for bloggers and writers, digital marketers and anyone with an interest in new media writing and writing for social media platforms.

Students will learn the elements that go into running a successful blog online.

Along with the basics of SEO optimization, content tagging, trending calculations, and other new media skills. Emphasis will be placed on learning the specialized voice new media. $125 Tuesdays, 6-8 p.m.. 912651-2005. academics.georgiasouthern. edu/ce/programs/writingclasses/. cgc. georgiasouthern.edu/. Coastal Georgia Center, 305 Fahm Street.

Boys and Girls Hip Hop Summer Hip-Hop class. Fun, upbeat choreography and skills. Ages 4-9. $15 Thu., Aug. 11, 4:30-5:30 p.m. 954.682.5694. elyse. thestudio@yahoo.com. thestudiosav.net/ ongoing-classes-2016.html. thestudiosav. net. The STUDIO, 2805b Roger Lacey Dr. Champions Training Center Offering a variety of classes and training in mixed martial arts, jui-jitsu, judo and other disciplines for children and adults. All skill levels. 525 Windsor Rd. 912-349-4582. ctcsavannah.com.

Chatham Apprentice Program Step Up Savannah’s Chatham Apprentice Program (CAP) is hosting two recruiting sessions in August for its next “E3: Educate, Empower, Employ” job-skills training

program, scheduled to start on September 19 and run through October 13. The program is open to men and women interested in enhancing their basic employment skills.

The training is free to adults (18 years and older) through a partnership among Chatham County, Step Up Savannah, Inc. and the United Way of the Coastal Empire.

Those without a high school diploma or GED are encouraged to apply but the program is open to anyone who is unemployed or underemployed. Successful graduates of the Chatham Apprentice Program receive assistance with their job search and one-onone coaching. The application process is competitive and space is limited. Interested individuals should attend an information session, either on August 5th or August 12th at 9am at the Department of Labor, 5520 White Bluff Rd. Through Oct. 13. 912-4010672. tcrooks@stepupsavannah.org. GDOL Savannah Career Center, 5520 White Bluff Rd. Chinese Language Classes The Confucius Institute at Savannah State University offers free Chinese language classes starting January 17. To register, please call 912-358-3160. ongoing. 912-3583160. confuciusinstitute@savannahstate. edu. savannahstate.edu. savstate.edu/.

Savannah State University, 3219 College St. Clay Classes Savannah Clay Studio at Beaulieu offers handbuilding, sculpture, and handmade tiles, basic glazing and firing. 912-351-4578. sav.. claystudio@gmail.com.

Boating Classes Classes on boat handling, boating safety and navigation offered by U.S. Coast Guard Auxiliary. See website or call to register. 912897-7656. savannahaux.com.

Creativity Coaching Do you have a creative idea but don’t know where to start? Is it time to move forward with your project? Work with your very own creativity coach and learn how to blast through blocks, plan your time, and enjoy the richness of a creative life. See website for more info at www.laurenl.com/creativity_ coaching/ or contact Creativity@LaurenL. com ongoing. Online, ---.

DUI Prevention Group Offers victim impact panels for intoxicated drivers, DUI, offenders, and anyone seeking knowledge about the dangers of driving while impaired. A must see for teen drivers.

Meets monthly. $40/session 912-443-0410.

Family Law Workshop The Mediation Center has three workshops per month for people who do not have legal representation in a family matter: divorce, legitimation, modifications of child support, visitation, contempt. Schedule: 1st Tues, 2nd Mon, 4th Thursday. Call for times. $30 912354-6686. mediationsavannah.com.

Fany’s Spanish/English Institute Spanish is fun. Classes for adults and children held at 15 E. Montgomery Crossroad. Register by phone. ongoing. 912921-4646.

Guitar, Mandolin, or Bass Guitar Lessons Emphasis on theory, reading music, and improvisation. Located in Ardsley Park. ongoing. 912-232-5987.

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Resource Center Housing Authority of Savannah hosts classes at the Neighborhood Resource Center. Adult literacy/GED prep: Mon-Thurs, 9am-12pm & 1pm-4pm. Financial education: 4th Fri each month, 9am-11am. Basic computer training: Tues & Thurs, 1pm3pm. Community computer lab: Mon-Fri, 3pm-4:30pm. ongoing. 912-232-4232 x115. savannahpha.com. savannahpha.com/NRC. html. Neighborhood Resource Center, 1407 Wheaton St. Knitting & Crochet Classes Offered at The Frayed Knot, 6 W. State St. See the calendar of events on website.

Mondays. 912-233-1240. thefrayedknotsav. com.

Music Lessons--Multiple Instruments and Styles Savannah Musicians’ Institute offers private instruction for all ages and experience levels for Guitar (electric, acoustic, bass, classical, jazz), Piano, Flute, Banjo, Mandolin, Ukulele, Clarinet, Saxophone, and Voice as well as Music Theory/ Composition/ Ear Training.

We teach public, private and home school students as well as adults at all experience levels. Located at 15 East Montgomery Crossroads in Office #205 near White Bluff Road, Savannah, GA. ongoing. 912388-1806. smisavannah@gmail.com. savmusiciansinstitute.com.

New Horizons Adult Band Program Music program for adults who played a band instrument in high school/college and would like to play again. Mondays at 6:30pm at Portman’s. $30 per month. All ages and ability levels welcome. Call for info. ongoing.

912-354-1500. portmansmusic.com.

Portman’s Music Superstore, 7650 Abercorn St. Novel Writing Write a novel, finish the one you’ve started, revise it or pursue publication. Awardwinning Savannah author offers one-onone or small group classes, mentoring, manuscript critique, ebook formatting. Email for pricing and scheduling info. ongoing. pmasoninsavannah@gmail.com.

Photography Classes Beginner photography to post production. Instruction for all levels. $20 for two-hour class. See website for complete class list. 410-251-4421. chris@chrismorrisphotography.com. chrismorrisphotography.com.

Piano Voice-Coaching Pianist with M/degree,classical modern jazz improvisation, no age limit. Call 912-9617021 or 912-667-1056. Serious inquiries only. ongoing.

Pole Fitness Classes Pole dancing is a beautiful artform, and a combination of dance, flexibility and gymnastics. Pole dancing has quickly become one of the most popular forms of fun and exercise for women. It can help you lose weight, gain beautiful muscle tone, make you stronger than ever and build confidence like no other form of exercise can. Join us on Tuesday nights and get fitter and stronger than you’ve ever been, with this amazing full body workout. Schedule TBA $20 Every other Tuesday, 7-9 p.m. 912-9881052. Mediterranean Tavern, 125 Foxfield Way.

R&B Soul Adult Line Dancing The R&B Soul line dance group Savannah Show Stoppers are conducting line dance classes every Monday night at the West Broad St. YMCA and every Tuesday nights at the John Delaware Center. Both classes starts at 6:30. Lamont Hunter, the founder of the Savannah Show Stoppers, is the Instructor. Donations Mondays, 6:30-8 p.m. and Tuesdays, 6:30-8 p.m. 912-220-7712. hlamont70@yahoo.com. YMCA-West Broad St, 1110 May St. A. Roper Studio - Voice Technique and Coaching Experienced and successful voice instructor is accepting students. Nurturing and collaborative studio. Services offered include strengthening the voice, range extension, relaxation techniques, and coaching through various styles of music.

Audition and competition preparation.

Located 15 minutes from downtown. Varies Mondays-Saturdays, 8 a.m.-8 p.m. 912-4840628. Downtown Savannah, downtown.

Russian Language Classes Learn to speak Russian. All experience levels welcome, beginner to expert. Call for info. ongoing. 912-713-2718.

Sign Language Basics Did you know that American Sign Language (ASL) is the fourth most-used language in the US? Our sign language course gives students a solid foundation in basic vocabulary, structure, syntax, and grammar.

Students will focus on mastering the basics of finger spelling, numbers, colors, facial signs, grammar and sentence structure along with learning conversational & cultural behaviors necessary to hold a beginninglevel conversation in ASL. $100 Tuesdays, 6-7:30 p.m.. 912-651-2005. academics. georgiasouthern.edu/ce/programs/signlanguage/. cgc.georgiasouthern.edu/.

Coastal Georgia Center, 305 Fahm Street.

Clubs & Organizations

1 Million Cups 1 Million Cups (1MC), a program of the Kauffman Foundation, is seeking entrepreneurs to share their new business ideas with a weekly audience. Participants receive feedback and exposure with the opportunity to strengthen their idea and gain connections in the Savannah community.

1MC meets every Wednesday at the Creative Coast 9-10a. Apply to present online: www.1millioncups.com/Savannah Free Wednesdays, 9 a.m.. 1millioncups. com/savannah. Creators’ Foundry, 415 W Boundary St. Abeni Cultural Arts Dance Classes Classses for multiple ages in performance dance and adult fitness dance. African, modern, ballet, jazz, tap, contemporary, gospel. Held at Abeni Cultural Arts studio, 8400-B Abercorn St. Call Muriel, 912-6313452, or Darowe, 912-272-2797. ongoing. abeniculturalarts@gmail.com.

Avegost LARP Live action role playing group that exists in a medieval fantasy realm. generallly meets the second weekend of the month. Free for your first event or if you’re a non-player character. $35 fee for returning characters. ongoing. godzillaunknown@gmail.com. avegost.com.

Buccaneer Region SCCA Local chapter of the Sports Car Club of America, hosting monthly solo/autocross driving events in the Savannah area. Anyone with a safe car, insurance and a valid driver’s license is eligible to participate. See website. ongoing. buccaneerregion.org.

Business Networking on the Islands Small Business Professionals Islands Networking Group meets first Thursday each month, 9:30am-10:30am. Tradewinds Ice Cream & Coffee, 107 Charlotte Rd. Call for info. ongoing. 912-308-6768.

Chatham Sailing Club Friday evening social event at the clubhouse.

Meet Members and their families who all enjoy water based activities but whose prime interest is sailing. This BYOB event is free and all are welcome, but Membership is encouraged after several visits once interest is gauged!! We look forward to meeting you.

Fridays, 7-10 p.m. pranschkec3@gmail.com.

Young’s Marina, 218 Wilmington Island Rd. Coastal Bead Society Coastal Bead Society monthly meetings, 12 noon on the third Friday of the Month at the Coastal Georgia Center, 303 Fahm Street, near SCAD. All beaders are welcome. ongoing. wyrnut18@gmail.com. cgc. georgiasouthern.edu/. Coastal Georgia Center, 305 Fahm Street.

Fiber Guild of the Savannahs A club focusing on weaving, spinning, basket making, knitting, crocheting, quilting, beading, rug hooking, doll making, and other fiber arts. Meets at Oatland Island Wildlife Center, first Saturday of the month (Sept.-June) 10:15am. Mondays, 10:30 a.m. fiberguildsavannah.homestead.com/. Fiber Guild of the Savannahs, 711 Sandtown Road GA. Historic Flight Savannah A non-profit organization dedicated to sending area Korean War and WWII veterans to Washington, DC, to visit the WWII Memorial. All expenses paid by Honor Flight Savannah. Honor Flight seeks contributions, and any veterans interested in a trip to Washington. Call for info. ongoing. 912-5961962. honorflightsavannah.org.

Historic Savannah Chapter: ABWA Meets the second Thursday of every month from 6pm-7:30pm. Tubby’s Tank House, 2909 River Drive, Thunderbolt. Attendees pay for their own meals. RSVP by phone. ongoing. 912-660-8257.

Hostess City Toastmasters Got something to say? Find your voice or ramp up your presentation style in a friendly and supportive atmosphere. We take turns practicing speeches and giving constructive feedback so we can all improve as public speakers. Terrified beginners to expert presenters welcome. Tue., Aug. 16, 6-7 p.m. hostesscity.toastmastersclubs.org. thincsavannah.com. Thinc Savannah, 35 Barnard St. 3rd Floor.

HVJ Class of ‘86 30th Reunion Classmates and friends are invited to Herschel V. Jenkins Class of ‘86 30th Reunion Weekend. To make reservations and more information contact Lisa Smith Edwards @ 912-596-1277 or Tiffany Maxwell @ 912-658-8662 for further details and deadlines to participate. 120.00 Thu.,

Aug. 11, 7:30 a.m.-7:30 p.m. 912-658-8662. tiffmaxx68@gmail.com. Tiffany Maxwell, 137 DeVane Street.

Knitters, Needlepoint and Crochet Meets every Wednesday. Different locations downtown. Call for info. No fees. Want to learn? Join us. ongoing. 912-308-6768.

Low Country Turners A club for wood-turning enthusiasts. Call Steve Cook for info at number below. ongoing. 912-313-2230.

Military Order of the Purple Heart Ladies Auxiliary Meets the first Saturday of the month at 1:00pm. Call for info. ongoing. 912-7864508. American Legion Post 184, 3003 Rowland Ave. Philo Cafe Discussion group that meets every Monday, 7:30pm - 9:00pm at various locations.

Anyone craving good conversation is invited. Free to attend. Email for info, or see Facebook.com/SavannahPhiloCafe.

Mondays. athenapluto@yahoo.com.

R.U.F.F. - Retirees United for the Future RUFF meets the last Friday of each month at 10am to protect Social Security, Medicare, Medicaid and related senior issues. Parking in the rear. Free to all Seniors ongoing. 912344-5127. Savannah Tree Foundation, 3025 Bull Street.

Safe Kids Savannah A coalition dedicated to preventing childhood injuries. Meets 2nd Tuesday each month, 11:30am-1:00pm. See website or call for info. ongoing. 912-353-3148. safekidssavannah.org.

Savannah Brewers’ League Meets 1st Wednesday of the month, 7:30pm at Moon River Brewing Co. Call or see website for info. ongoing. 912-447-0943. hdb.org. moonriverbrewing.com/. Moon River Brewing Co., 21 West Bay St. Savannah Council, Navy League of the United States A dinner meeting every 4th Tuesday of the month at 6:00 pm at local restaurants. 3rd Tuesday in November; none in December.

For dinner reservations, please call Sybil Cannon at 912-964-5366. ongoing. 912-7487020. savannahnavyleague.us.

Savannah Go Club This is a new club for the board game “go” (igo, weiqi, baduk). For places and times, please call John at 734-355-2005. ongoing.

Downtown Savannah, downtown.

Savannah Go Green Meets most Saturdays. Green events and places. Share ways to Go Green each day.

Call for info. ongoing. 912-308-6768.

Savannah Kennel Club Monthly meetings open to the public the 4th Monday each month, Sept. through June. ongoing, 7 p.m. savannahkennelclub.org.

Carey Hilliard’s (Southside), 11111 Abercorn St. Savannah Newcomers Club Open to women who have lived in the Savannah area for less than two years.

Membership includes monthly luncheon and program. Activities, tours and events help you learn about Savannah and make new friends. Ongoing sign-up.

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savannahnewcomers.com. ongoing.

Savannah Parrot Head Club Beach, Buffet and no dress code. Check website for events calendar or send an email for Parrot Head gatherings. ongoing. savannahphc@yahoo.com. savannahphc. com.

Society for Creative Anachronism Meets every Saturday at the south end of Forsyth Park for fighter practice and general hanging out. For people interested in re-creating the Middle Ages and Renaissance. Free Saturdays, 11 a.m.. savannahsca.org. Forsyth Park, Drayton St. & East Park Ave. Savannah Toastmasters Helps improve speaking and leadership skills in a friendly, supportive environment.

Mondays, 6:15pm, Memorial Health University Medical Center, in the Conference Room C. ongoing. 912-484-6710. memorialhealth.com/. Memorial Health University Medical Center, 4700 Waters Ave. Savannah Veggies and Vegans Join the Facebook group to find out more about vegetarian and vegan lifestyles, and to hear about upcoming local events.

Mondays.

Spies and Mysteries Book Club A book club for readers who love thrillers, spy novels, and mysteries. We meet every 2nd Thurs of the month @6:30 pm. None second Thursday of every month, 6:30 p.m.

912-925-8305. Southwest Chatham Library, 14097 Abercorn St. Toastmasters Toastmasters International is an organization which gives its members the opportunity to develop and improve their public speaking abilities through local club meetings, seminars, and contests.

Regardless of your level of comfort with public speaking, you will find a club that is interested in helping you improve your speaking abilities. Free Tuesdays, 6-7 p.m.. hostesscity.toastmastersclubs.org. thincsavannah.com. Thinc Savannah, 35 Barnard St. 3rd Floor.

Vietnam Veterans of America Chapter 671 Meets second Monday of each month, 7pm, at the American Legion Post 135, 1108 Bull St. ongoing. 912-429-0940. rws521@msn. com. vvasav.com.

Woodville-Tompkins Scholarship Foundation Meets second Tuesday each month (except October) 6:00pm, Woodville-Tompkins, 151 Coach Joe Turner St. Call or email for info. ongoing. 912-232-3549. chesteraellis@ comcast.net.

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Comedy Night Join us for an evening of ice cream and laughter...the perfect combo for your Friday night! All ages welcome. Free Fridays, 8-10 p.m.

Crash Comedy Show The Crash Comedy Show is an hour long, anything goes monthly variety show created and curated by local comedian/improviser John R Brennan. It provides a platform for artists of all backgrounds to experiment with their material in a supportive setting 38 where anything goes regardless of pass/fail.

Leave the kids at home. Free Tue., Aug. 16, 8 p.m. sentientbean.com. The Sentient Bean, 13 East Park Ave. Odd Lot Improv An improv comedy show in the style of “Whose Line Is It Anyway?” $5 Mondays, 8 p.m. musesavannah.org/. Muse Arts Warehouse, 703 Louisville Rd. Odd Lot Improv: On The Spot Mysteries Dinner Theatre Odd Lot is teaming up with the brilliant Chefs of Savannah Coffee Roasters to bring you a whole new dining experience.

The always surprising talent of Odd Lot will perform a fully interactive Friday night Murder Mystery while you dine on a delicious three course meal. Seating is at 6:30pm Friday nights. Reservations are strongly recommended. Four actors and three courses all for $40. It’s certain to be a night to remember. Great for groups, parties, or anyone who loves a good show. $40 Fridays, 6:30 p.m. justin@oddlot.org. oddlot. org. Savannah Coffee Roasters, 215 West Liberty Street.

Concerts

13th Colony Sound (Barbershop Singing) “If you can carry a tune, come sing with us!”

Mondays, 7pm. ongoing. 912-344-9768. savannahbarbershoppers.org. Thunderbolt Lodge #693, 3111 Rowland Ave. Concert: Songs in the Key of Wonder Eric Jones and Cecilia Arango will pay tribute to the iconic Stevie Wonder in a night of his chart topping songs. You’ll leave with a greater appreciation for one of our most celebrated artists. $25 Thu., Aug. 11, 8-10 p.m. 912-525-5050. lucastheatre.com/ schedule/songs-in-the-key-of-wonder/. lucastheatre.com. Lucas Theatre for the Arts, 32 Abercorn St. Concert: Henry Kramer Henry Kramer’s performances have been praised by critics as “triumphant” and “thrilling” (The New York Times) and “technically effortless” (La Presse, Montreal). Free, donations accepted Fri., Aug. 12, 7:30-9 p.m. 912-598-1188, 2-5 pm weekdays. allenpr@comcast.net. messiahsk.com. Messiah Lutheran Church, 1 Westridge Road (The Landings).

Melissa Brooks and the Aquadolls, The Wave Slaves Enjoy both local and touring surf rock acts. $6 Sun., Aug. 14, 7:30 p.m. sentientbean. com. The Sentient Bean, 13 East Park Ave. Zydeco Summer Party with Chubby Carrier Chubby’s sound is infectious – a concoction of blues, 70s funk, rock and roll, and goodole zydeco flavor – and makes even the most timid individuals get their feet moving.

Chubby Carrier and the Bayou Swamp Band are turning heads around the world and bringing Louisiana flavor to the masses. $25 Reserved Seating, $22.50 Theater Members Sun., Aug. 14, 7-9 p.m. 912-472-4790. info@ tybeeposttheater.org. tybeeposttheater.org.

The Tybee Post Theater, 10 Van Horne Ave.

Dance

5Rhythms A dance. A meditation. Why 5Rhythms?

Sweat. Workout. Release. Creativity.

Connection. Community. Expression.

Awareness.. Presence. Grounding. In the practice, we each do our dance to “a wave” of music taking us through the 5 rhythms of: flowing, staccato, chaos, lyrical and stillness. We just have to ”show up” and let the dance do us. No experience needed. Open to all bodies (16 years and older please.) Led by: Dana Danielson, Certified 5Rhythms teacher. MONTHLY CLASSES. Savannah & Bluffton. For details: danadanielson.com or Waves Savannah, on Facebook. ongoing. No physical address given, none.

Adult Ballet Class Maxine Patterson School of Dance, 2212 Lincoln St, offers adult ballet on Thursdays, 6:30pm-7:30pm $12 per class. Call for info. ongoing. 912-234-8745.

Adult Ballet Toning Always wanted the body of a ballerina?

Well.. YOU CAN! Our class is designed to stretch, tone, and enhance your body to become healthier than ever. Join us and check out the calendar for dates to enroll. (this is apart of our fitness package of 10 classes for $80) $10.00 Mondays, 5 p.m.

912.312.3549. reservetodance@gmail. com. salondebailedancestudio.com. Salon de Baile Dance Studio, 7064 Hodgson Memorial Drive.

Adult Contemporary Dance Classes Ages 16+. Contemporary dance classes.

Summer session. Learn intricate choreography. $15 Thu., Aug. 11, 5:306:30 p.m. 954.682.5694. elyse.thestudio@ yahoo.com. thestudiosav.net/ongoingclasses-2016.html. thestudiosav.net. The STUDIO, 2805-b Roger Lacey Dr. Adult Intermediate Ballet Mondays and Wednesdays, 7pm-8pm. $12/class or $90/8 classes. Call for info.

Academy of Dance, 74 W. Montgomery Crossroad. Wednesdays. 912-921-2190.

Argentine Tango Wednesdays, 7 p.m. salondebailedancestudio.com. Salon de Baile Dance Studio, 7064 Hodgson Memorial Drive. Lessons Sundays 1:303;30pm. Open to the public. $3 per person.

Wear closed toe leather shoes if possible.

Doris Martin Dance Studio, 8511-h ferguson Ave. Call or email for info. ongoing. 912-9257416. savh_tango@yahoo.com.

Ballet FIT! Love ballet? We are ready to get that body in ballet shape. This total body workout is great for low impact and high impact movements. With a series of bar, floor, and mat exercises, you will leave refreshed and stretched. Toning, stretching, and strengthening are our goals for you. See calendar for details. $15.00, $10.00, $8.00, $5.00 Thursdays, 5-6 p.m.

412.470.6683. salondebaile.dance@ gmail.com. salondebailedancestudio.com. salondebaileballroomdancestudio.com/.

Salón de Baile Dance & Fitness Studio, 7068 Hodgson Memorial Dr. Ballroom Group Dance Class Weekly ballroom dance classes focus on two types of dance each month. Open to partners/couples or to solos. The $35 for 4 weeks or $10 drop in Mondays, 7 p.m.

912.312.3549. reservetodance@gmail. com. salondebailedancestudio.com. Salon de Baile Dance Studio, 7064 Hodgson Memorial Drive.

Ballroom/Latin Group Class Group classes every Tuesday and Wednesday at 8pm. Tuesdays focus on fundamental steps, styling, and techniques.

Wednesday’s classes are more specific, with advanced elements. $15/person and $25/ couple Wednesdays, 8 p.m. and Tuesdays..

912-335-3335. savannahballroom@gmail. com. savannahballroomdancing.com.

Savannah Ballroom Dance Studio, 11 Travis Street.

Basic Shag Lessons Every Wednesday at 6:45 p.m. ongoing. doublesnightclub.com/. Doubles Nightclub, 7100 Abercorn St. Beginner’s Belly Dance Classes Learn basic moves and choreography with local Belly Dancer, Nicole Edge. Class is open to all ages and skill levels. Walk-ins welcome. 15.00 Wednesdays, 7-8 p.m.

912-596-0889. edgebelly@gmail.com. edgebellydance.com. Fitness on Broughton, 1 E. Broughton St. Beginners Belly Dance Classes Instructed by Nicole Edge. All ages/Skill levels welcome. Sundays, 12pm-1pm.

Fitness body and balance studio. 2127 1//2 E. Victory Dr. $15/class or $48/hour. Call or see website. ongoing. 912-596-0889. cairoonthecoast.com.

Beginners Belly Dancing with Cybelle For those with little-to-no dance background.

Instructor is formally trained, has performed for over ten years. $15/person. Tues. 7pm8pm. Private classes and walk ins available.

Synergistic Bodies, 7724 Waters Ave. ongoing. 912-414-1091. info@cybelle3.com. cybelle3.com.

C.C. Express Dance Team Wednesdays, 6pm-8pm. Clogging or tap dance experience is necessary. Call Claudia Collier for info. ongoing. 912-748-0731.

Windsor Forest Recreation Building, Windsor Forest.

Contra Dance Contra dance with live music by Glow in the Dark String Band. All dances called by Joyce or Bob. Casual dress, easy to learn, two left feet accepted, no partner or experience needed. Come early 7:15p for lesson. $8 / $6 for students or SFMS members Sat., Aug. 13, 7:30-10:30 p.m. 912-234-8891. savannahfolk.org. Garden City United Methodist Church, 62 Varnedoe Ave. Dance for Peace A weekly gathering to benefit locals in need.

Music, dancing, fun for all ages. Donations of nonperishable food and gently used or new clothing are welcomed. Free and open to the public. Sundays, 3 p.m. 912-547-6449. xavris21@yahoo.com. Forsyth Park, Drayton St. & East Park Ave. Dance Night Salsa Savannah sponsors this dance night.

Be advised that locations often change. Visit salsasavannah.com or call 912-704-8726 for updated locations. Fridays, 10 p.m. Latin Chicks (Waters Ave.), 5205 Waters Avenue.

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Gatsby’s, 408 West Broughton Street.

Dance Party Dance on Thursdays at 8pm--fun, friendship, and dancing. Free for Savannah Ballroom students. $10 for visitors ($15 for couples). free - $15 Thursdays, 8 p.m. 912-3353335. savannahballroom@gmail.com. savannahballroomdancing.com. Savannah Ballroom Dance Studio, 11 Travis Street.

DJ Greer DJ Greer spinning some old and new R&B. Happy hour all night long. Fridays, 8 p.m.-2:30 a.m. 828 216 9005. jgoodfellas@ yahoo.com. doublesnightclub.com/.

Doubles Nightclub, 7100 Abercorn St. Free Trial Shimmy Chic: Belly Dance Fitness Shimmy and Shake with a BRAND NEW dance fitness program that we will start offering in January after the holiday break. Shimmy Chic is a low impact, high cardio workout that is designed to teach beginners and challenge the seasoned dancer. You will learn the true skill of belly dance while getting a great workout.

Our instructor, Kit Dobry, is the only one certified in the Savannah area to teach this great workout! *Yoga mat is required Join us for a FREE trial Thursday, December 17th. FREE Thursdays, 7-8 p.m.. 612-470683. salondebaile.dance@gmail.com. salondebailedancestudio.com. Salon de Baile Dance Studio, 7064 Hodgson Memorial Drive.

Kids Ballroom Group Class Get the next generation involved with all the styles of partnership dances. We teach etiquette, the history, and how to actually dance them! Get them involved today to get ready for our Monthly Ballroom Dance. $40 for 4 weeks Tuesdays, 6-6:45 p.m. 612.470.6683. salondebaile.dance@ gmail.com. salondebailedancestudio.com. salondebaileballroomdancestudio.com/.

Salón de Baile Dance & Fitness Studio, 7068 Hodgson Memorial Dr. Kids Hip Hop and Jazz Mondays, 6 p.m. salondebailedancestudio. com. Salon de Baile Dance Studio, 7064 Hodgson Memorial Drive.

Kids Tap Teaching two skills in one class: music and dance. Join our newest tap class for kids to enjoy learning different rhythms and foot patters for fun music. Tap shoes are required and can be purchased at our studio! Sign up today and start tomorrow. $40 for 4 weeks Thursdays, 6-6:45 p.m.

612.470.6683. salondebaile.dance@ gmail.com. salondebailedancestudio.com. salondebaileballroomdancestudio.com/.

Salón de Baile Dance & Fitness Studio, 7068 Hodgson Memorial Dr. Kids/Youth Dance Class Kids Group class on various Ballroom and Latin dances. Multiple teachers. Ages 4-17 currently enrolled in the program. Prepares youth for social and/or competitive dancing. $15/person Saturdays, 10 a.m. 912-3353335. savannahballroom@gmail.com. savannahballroomdancing.com. Savannah Ballroom Dance Studio, 11 Travis Street.

LaBlast Dance Fitness Created by world renowned dancer and ABC’s “Dancing with the Stars” professional,

Drinks After Work

This group is for people that enjoy getting out mid-week, being social after work, and want to discover new places in the downtown Savannah area. Come have a cocktail, make new friends, and get over the hump. The group will meet on Wednesdays at various establishments throughout Downtown Savannah and nearby area. http://www.meetup.com/Drinks-after-work/ https://www.facebook.com/groups/960991837322187/ Wednesdays, 7 p.m. drinksafterworksavannah@gmail.com. meetup.com/Drinks-after-work/ events/227656080/. distillerysavannah.com. The Distillery, 416 W. Liberty St. Louis Van Amstel, LaBlast uniquely combines a wide variety of ballroom dance styles and music genres. Do the Cha Cha Cha, Disco, Jive, Merengue, Salsa and Samba set to everything from pop and rock to hip-hop and country – and burn fat and blast calories! No experience and no partner necessary. $15.00 drop in or 10 classes for $80.00 Mondays, 6-7 p.m. and Wednesdays, 6-7 p.m. 912.312.3549. reservetodance@ gmail.com. salondebailedancestudio.com.

Salon de Baile Dance Studio, 7064 Hodgson Memorial Drive.

Latin Nite Salsa DJ Vaina Enventos brings Latin Night to Doubles. Happy hour all night long. NONE Thursdays, 8 p.m.-2:30 a.m. 828 216 9005. jgoodfellas@yahoo.com. doublesnightclub. com/. Doubles Nightclub, 7100 Abercorn St. Mahogany Shades of Beauty Dance classes - hip hop, modern, jazz, West African, ballet, lyrical and step. Modeling and acting classes. All ages/levels welcome.

Call Mahogany for info. ongoing. 912-2728329.

Modern Dance Class Beginner and intermediate classes. Fridays 10am-11:15am. Doris Martin Studio, 7360 Skidaway Rd. Call Elizabeth for info. ongoing. 912-354-5586.

Mom and ME DANCE Classes Does your baby love to dance? Sign up for our MOM and Me Dance class and explore movement to fun music and learn the basic skills of dance to develop better motor skills for your child. 18 months to 2 years

old. $40.00 for 4 weeks Saturdays, 9-9:30 a.m. 612.470.6683. salondebaile.dance@ gmail.com. salondebailedancestudio.com. salondebaileballroomdancestudio.com/.

Salón de Baile Dance & Fitness Studio, 7068 Hodgson Memorial Dr. Salsa Lessons Learn to dance salsa and bachata, and try it free before you buy it. Call 912-704-8726 to reserve your space and visit salsasavannah. com for more information. ongoing. Salsa Savannah Latin Dance Studio, 408 Bull Street.

Salsa Night Come and shake it to the best latin grooves and bachata the night away in Pooler where it’s cooler. Wednesdays, 8-11 p.m. 912988-1052. medi.tavern314@gmail.com.

Mediterranean Tavern, 125 Foxfield Way. Salsa! Salsa! Salsa!

0 Thursdays, 9 p.m.-2:30 a.m. 828 216 9005. jgoodfellas@yahoo.com. doublesnightclub. com/. Doubles Nightclub, 7100 Abercorn St. Savannah Shag Club Wednesdays, 7pm,at Doubles Lounge.

Fridays, 7pm, at American Legion Post 36, 2309 E. Victory Dr. ongoing. doublesnightclub.com/. Doubles Nightclub, 7100 Abercorn St. Savannah Swing Cats--Swing Dancing ongoing. doublesnightclub.com/. Doubles Nightclub, 7100 Abercorn St. Shimmy Chic Dance Fitness Shimmy and Shake with a brand new dance fitness program that will have you

burning calories while learning the true skill of belly dance. Shimmy Chic is a low impact, high cardio workout that is designed to teach beginners and challenge the seasoned dancer. Yoga mats will be required. See calendars for details. $15.00, $10.00, $8.00, $5.00 Thursdays, 7-8 p.m.

612.470.6683. salondebaile.dance@ gmail.com. salondebailedancestudio.com. salondebaileballroomdancestudio.com/.

Salón de Baile Dance & Fitness Studio, 7068 Hodgson Memorial Dr. Sizzle: Dance and Cardio A class designed to maintain that summer body by dancing and having fun.

Incorporates dance and cardio to fun, spicy songs. $10 drop in or 10 classes for $80 Tuesdays, Fridays, 10 a.m. 912312-3549. reservetodance@gmail.com. salondebailedancestudio.com. Salon de Baile Dance Studio, 7064 Hodgson Memorial Drive.

Swing Night with Free Lesson Join us for our Monthly Swing night every 2nd Friday. Free lesson and following a party to practice all your patterns and movements you learned in class. No partner or experience necessary. All ages and levels welcome. $10 per person or $15 per couple second Friday of every month, 7:30-10 p.m. 612.470.6683. salondebaile.dance@ gmail.com. salondebailedancestudio.com. salondebaileballroomdancestudio.com/.

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West Coast Swing Group Class Love to swing dance? This class is for you.

Join us for 4 weeks of triple steps, rock steps, and whips! Need to practice? We got that covered too. Get ready and join this class to come to our Monthly Swing/Blues Night! $40.00 for 4 weeks Thursdays, 6-7 p.m. 612.470.6683. salondebaile.dance@ gmail.com. salondebailedancestudio.com. salondebaileballroomdancestudio.com/.

Salón de Baile Dance & Fitness Studio, 7068 Hodgson Memorial Dr.

Events

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African American Folk Art in Telfair’s Collection Curator Harry DeLorme offers a talk on the work by self-taught artists in Telfair’s permanent collection, including the woodcarvings on view in the exhibition “Stick Men.” Thu., Aug. 11, 6 p.m. telfair.org/ jepson/. Jepson Center for the Arts, 207 West York St. Bonaventure Cemetery After Hours Savannah’s only after-hours cemetery story event! See this great Victorian with Shannon Scott and all of the intrigues from bootleggers to murderers and those loved, lived and are now part of these immortal story grounds. $35.00 Saturdays, 5-8 p.m..

912-319-5600. shannon@shannonscott. com. zerve.com/shannonscott/BonCemAH. savannahga.gov/cityweb/cemeteriesweb. nsf/cemeteries/bonaventure.html.

Bonaventure Cemetery, 330 Bonaventure Rd. Common Grounds Common Grounds is a collaboration of the Episcopal Church and the United Methodist Wesley Fellowship. We meet on Wednesday nights for open theological discussion on hot button issues. All are welcome regardless of faith background or where you are on your spiritual journey. We are open and affirming of the LGBT community. Order for Compline by candlelight is offered on Sunday nights at 8PM. Wednesdays, 8 p.m. facebook.com/commongroundssavannah.

The Foundery Coffee Pub, 1313 Habersham St. Drinks After Work This group is for people that enjoy getting out mid-week, being social after work, and want to discover new places in the downtown Savannah area. Come have a cocktail, make new friends, and get over the hump. The group will meet on Wednesdays at various establishments throughout Downtown Savannah and nearby area. http://www.meetup.com/Drinksafter-work/ https://www.facebook.com/ groups/960991837322187/ Wednesdays, 7 p.m. drinksafterworksavannah@gmail. com. meetup.com/Drinks-after-work/ events/227656080/. distillerysavannah. com. The Distillery, 416 W. Liberty St. Everybody Get’s Lei’d Hawaiian Themed Bar Crawl Come dressed in your favorite Luau themed attire for the summer’s hottest event.

Coconut bras, board shorts, bikinis, grass skirts, Hawaiian shirts, tank tops, floaties, and flip-flops are a must on this once a year classic. On top of drink specials, exclusive to “Everybody Gets Lei’d” crawlers, all 40 participants will receive a koozie, swag

from our sponsors, a scorecard to mark your progress, and free entry into all participating bars. $15 adv/$20 day-of Sat., Aug. 13, 4-10 p.m. 912-660-9001.

Brian@StaffordPromotions.com. facebook. com/events/1492579221043658/. congressstreetsocialclub.com/. Congress Street Social Club, 411 West Congress St. The Exchange Club of Savannah In a rut? The Exchange Club of Savannah welcomes men and women like you to support, serve and encourage the best teachers, students, firefighters, crime fighters, leaders and organizations in our community. Check us out at savannahexchange.org or find us on Facebook. Mondays, noon. 912-441-6559. ddewitt30@yahoo.com. Savannahexchange. org. Exchange Club of Savannah, 4801 Meding Street.

Film: Eddie the Eagle This 2016 movie tells the true story of Eddie “The Eagle” Edwards, who in 1988 became the first competitor to represent Great Britain in Olympic ski jumping. $7 Adults, $5 Children 12 and under Thu., Aug. 11, 3-5 & 7-9 p.m. 912-472-4790. info@ tybeeposttheater.org. tybeeposttheater.org.

The Tybee Post Theater, 10 Van Horne Ave. Film: Mary Poppins When Jane and Michael, the children of the wealthy and uptight Banks family, are faced with the prospect of a new nanny, they are pleasantly surprised by the arrival of the magical Mary Poppins. $9 Fri., Aug. 12, 8-10 p.m. 912-525-5050. lucastheatre.com/ schedule/mary-poppins/. lucastheatre.com.

Lucas Theatre for the Arts, 32 Abercorn St. Film: The Good Dinosaur This 3D Animated comedy adventure from Pixar Animated Studios and Walt Disney Pictures tells the story of what Earth might be like if dinosaurs had never gone extinct. $7 Adults, $5 Children 12 and under Wed., Aug. 10, 3-5 & 7-9 p.m. 912-472-4790. info@ tybeeposttheater.org. tybeeposttheater.org.

The Tybee Post Theater, 10 Van Horne Ave. Film: The Sound of Music A tuneful, heartwarming story, it is based on the real life story of the Von Trapp Family singers, one of the world’s best-known concert groups in the era immediately preceding World War II. $9.00 Sat., Aug. 13, 8-10 p.m. 912-525-5050. lucastheatre.com/ schedule/sound-music-2/. lucastheatre. com. Lucas Theatre for the Arts, 32 Abercorn St. Guided Tours of the Lucas Theatre for the Arts Learn the history of the historic Lucas Theatre on a 20-30 minute tour. Restoration, architecture, history of the theatre and of early cinema. $4. Group rates for ten or more. School trips available. Tours are Monday-Friday 10am-5pm and must be scheduled. To schedule a tour, contact Megan Chandler at 912-525-5029 or mchandle@lucastheatre.com. ongoing. 912525-5023. lucastheatre.com. Lucas Theatre for the Arts, 32 Abercorn St. Monthly Membership Dinner and Meeting Membership meeting with dinner and speaker. Navy League supports our Sea Services and their families. You do not have to have been in any of the military

services to join. For further information contact Jeff Zureick at 912 450 0521 $22.00 third Tuesday of every month & 5:45-8:15 p.m.. 912 450 0521. piwi@hargray.com. savannahnavyleague.us. Savannah Navy League, 17 lake heron ct west.

NuBarter and WGSA Networking EVent Calling all NuBarter members and local low-country small business owners to network on August 11 at WGSA. Come meet the owners, Dan & Jo Johnson, and Ad Executive, David Johnson along with Gary Field, NuBarter Territory Owner and other NuBarter members and listen to their testimonials about the benefits of being in NuBarter. Enjoy an evening of wine and appetizers, a tour of the station, and entry in door prizes. Thu., Aug. 11, 6-9 p.m. 912-6316808. gary@nubarter.com. WGSA, 401 Mall Blvd., Suite 202B. Ocean Frontiers This 7-week series kicks-off on July 5 and continues each Tuesday night at 7 pm through August 16. There is a suggested donation of $5 with all proceeds benefiting the non-profit Tybee Post Theater and Gray’s Reef National Marine Sanctuary Foundation.

In addition, the Tybee Post Theater concession stand will offer beer, wine, soft drinks, hot popcorn, and candy. Doors will open 30 minutes before each show.

Suggested donation of $5 Tue., Aug. 16, 7-9 p.m. 912-472-4790. info@tybeeposttheater. org. tybeeposstheater.org. The Tybee Post Theater, 10 Van Horne Ave. The original Midnight Tour One of the spookiest tours in town. Learn about the untold stories of some of the most haunted locations here in Savannah Georgia. Guaranteed to give you a few goose bumps and an unexplained need for a night light. 33.00 ongoing. 1-866-666-3323.

6thsenseworld.com. 6th Sense Savannah Tours, 404 Abercorn Street.

PBJ Pantry A free food pantry held every Thursday, 10-11am and 6-7pm. Contact Jessica Sutton for questions. 912-897-1192 ongoing. ymcaofcoastalga.org/. YMCA (Wilmington Island), 66 Johnny Mercer Blvd.

Savannah Storytellers Tall tales and fun times with the classic art of storytelling. Every Wednesday at 6pm.

Reservations encouraged by calling 912349-4059. Wednesdays, 6 p.m. liveoakstore. com/tubbysthunderbolt. Tubby’s Tank House (Thunderbolt), 2909 River Dr. Shire of Forth Castle Fighter Practice Local chapter of the Society for Creative Anachronism meets Saturdays at Forsyth Park (south end) for fighter practice and general hanging out. For those interested in the Middle Ages and the Renaissance. ongoing. savannahsca.org.

Southbound Brewery Saturday Tours and Tastes Savannah’s first microbrewery is open for public tours and tastings Wednesday - Fridays from 5:30-7:30 and Saturdays from 2-4. Hang out, have a few cold ones, and learn a little more about Savannah’s first craft brewery. Free Saturdays, 2-4 p.m.

912-335-7716. info@southboundbrewingco. com. southboundbrewingco.com.

Southbound Brewing Company, 107 East Lathrop Ave. Ten Mile Road Race The Inaugural Tour De Ford Ten Miler, to be run through the beautiful and exclusive Ford Plantation of Richmond Hill, will benefit the Richmond Hill Historical Society and include a vintage car display designed to bring attention to the historic impact that Henry Ford and his wife Clara brought to Richmond Hill and to the Coastal Georgia area. Georgia Game Changers Running Company is partnering with the Richmond Hill Historical Society to organize the race, which will be multiple-terrain and allow runners to see Henry Ford’s winter home and grounds in Richmond Hill. Business sponsorship opportunities are available.

Early Bird Registration (Before June 30): $100 (plus $6.49 fee) Final Registration (August 1 - August 12): $130 (plus $8.14 fee) Sat., Aug. 13, 8 a.m. 912-756-3697. richmondhillhistoricalsociety.com/. Ford Plantation, 12511 Ford Avenue.

Tour de Ford The Inaugural Tour De Ford Ten Miler, to be run through the beautiful and exclusive Ford Plantation of Richmond Hill, will benefit the Richmond Hill Historical Society and include a vintage car display and other related events designed to bring attention to the historic impact that Henry Ford and his wife Clara brought to Richmond Hill (formerly Ways Station) and to the Coastal Georgia area. $100 before June 30, $130 from August 1-12 Sat., Aug. 13, 8 a.m. Ford Plantation, 12511 Ford Avenue.

Under The Rainbow On Thursday nights come out to the coolest spot in Pooler for Under The Rainbow. Every week we will host a different event that will cater to those that play over, around and under the rainbow. Thursdays, 8-11 p.m.

912-988-1052. Mediterranean Tavern, 125 Foxfield Way.

Festivals

Savannah VOICE Festival The Savannah VOICE Festival is a twoweek celebration of the classical voice with over 25 performances, including operas, concerts, food and wine events and masterclasses. Through Aug. 21.

855.76OPERA. savannahvoicefestival.org. westinsavannah.com/. Westin Savannah Harbor Golf Resort & Spa, 1 Resort Drive.

Fitness

$8 Community Meditation Classes Join us for breath work, guided meditation, and yoga nidra, a deep relaxation technique to relieve stress, quiet the mind, and find the calm within. All proceeds support local organizations. $8 Sundays, 6-7 p.m. 912349-2756.

Al-Anon Family Groups An anonymous fellowship of relatives and friends of alcoholics. The message of Al-Anon is one of strength and hope for friends/family of problem drinkers. Al-Anon is for adults. Alateen is for people age 13-19.

Meetings daily throughout the Savannah area. check website or call for info. ongoing.

912-598-9860. savannahalanon.com.

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workout designed to improve balance, flexibility, and use body resistance to strengthen core, legs & booty. This workout is low impact and scorches major calories and teaches you basic ballet! Call to make a reservation before class. This is a semiprivate class so space is limited! $10.00 Wednesdays, Sundays, 6:30-7:30 p.m.

732.232.3349. FitnessFoodWine@gmail. com. thestudiosav.net/. The STUDIO, 2805-B Lacy Ave. Beach Body Workouts with Laura MONDAYS at 6:15 PM at the Lake Mayer Community Center $5.00 per session Mondays, 6:15 p.m. (912) 652-6784. Lake Mayer, 1850 E. Montgomery Crossroads.

Beastmode Fitness Group Training Train with this elite team. A total body program that trims, tones and gets results.

Personal training options available. See website for info. Meets at West Broad YMCA. 5am-6am and 8pm-9pm. ongoing. beastmodefitnessga.com. YMCA-West Broad St, 1110 May St. Beginning Pole Fitness Pole fitness is a fun and flirty way to get in shape! Taught by Pole Dance America National Professional Champion Sabrina Madsen, you’ll learn the basics of pole dance in a safe and welcoming environment. Gain strength, balance and confidence. Beginner Classes are open to all shapes and sizes and are for ladies only (men welcome at our Intermediate Class). $25 for drop-in or $100 for a package of 5 classes Tuesdays, 8-9 p.m. 801.673.6737. info@firstcityfitness.com. firstcityfitness.

com/pole-fitnessparties.html. First City Fitness, 2127 1/2 Victory Dr. Blue Water Yoga Community donation-based classes, Tues. and Thurs., 5:45pm - 7:00pm.

Fri., 9:30am-10:30am. Email for info or find Blue Water Yoga on Facebook. ongoing. egs5719@aol.com. Talahi Island Community Club, 532 Quarterman Dr. Dance DynaMix Dance DynaMix is a choreographed dance fitness class inspired by funky hip hop and sleek jazz moves! No dance experience required. Call 732.232.3349 to reserve your spot ahead of time, as class space is limited. Stay after class for a 30 minute stretch to wind down for the weekend with! $10.00 Wednesdays, Fridays, 10-11 a.m.

732.232.3349. FitnessFoodWine@gmail. com. thestudiosav.net/. The STUDIO, 2805-B Lacy Ave. Fitness Classes at the JEA Sin, firm it up, yoga, Pilates, water aerobics, Aquasize, senior fitness, and Zumba. Prices vary. Call for schedule. ongoing. 912-3558811. savj.org. savannahjea.org. Jewish Educational Alliance, 5111 Abercorn St. Free Caregiver Support Group For anyone caring for senior citizens with any affliction or illness. Second Saturday of the month, 10am-11am. Savannah Commons, 1 Peachtree Dr. Refreshments.

Free to attend. Open to anyone in need of support for the caregiving they provide. ongoing. savannahcommons.com.

Free Yoga for Cancer Patients

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1 Cato’s 350 5 Stadiumgoer’s wrap 10 Have braking problems 14 Sunburn remedy 15 Wooded shelter 16 “... ___ I’ve been told” 17 Buckwheat noodles 18 Meaty entree that beats 38-Across in reviews?

20 Parts of some car deals 22 Breakfast corner 23 “I get the joke and it’s funny but I have no time to write all this” 24 Baton Rouge coll.

25 8 1/2” x 11” size, for short 26 “Told you so!”

29 Piece thrown into the regular package 31 Threw off 33 Male deer 34 “George of the Jungle” creature 36 Singly 38 Leafy entree that beats 59-Across in reviews?

41 Computer user’s customizable accessory 42 Winger of Winger 43 “I’m in” indicator 44 Perlman of “Matilda” 46 “Wheel of Fortune” category 50 Show with a short-lived “Cyber” spinoff 51 Fresh, in Frankfurt

52 Contend (for) 54 Baby goat sound 55 Psychoanalytic subjects 57 Energy-producing row of turbines 59 Beefy stir-fry entree that beats 18-Across in reviews?

62 Duncan of Obama’s cabinet 63 “___ Crazy” (Wilder/ Pryor movie) 64 Speak eloquently 65 Astrophysicist deGrasse Tyson 66 Tabloid pair, maybe 67 Fathered, as a foal 68 Don’t budge

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1 Rook’s representation 2 Big name in bleach 3 Former Chevrolet model named after an element 4 Guide on the dance floor 5 Agra garments 6 Saturn’s Greek counterpart 7 “Here Come the ___” (They Might Be Giants kids’ album) 8 Soldier in 1950s news 9 Where hotel guests check in 10 Spotlighted section 11 Indonesian volcano that erupted in 1883 12 End of a belief?

13 Info one might keep

private on Facebook, for short 19 Supporting 21 Pass 25 Fisheye, e.g.

27 Horse height measure 28 “In this day and ___ ...”

30 Pay boost 32 Rowdy crowd 33 Supernatural being inhabiting the air 35 They’re downed to keep you up 37 Like some fishhooks 38 George, George, and George, to George Foreman 39 Adorable one, quaintly (and why does this always invoke sugary foods?)

40 “Magnum, P.I.” setting 41 Self-described self-defense expert on “It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia” 45 Play an ace?

47 Inn, in Istanbul 48 Aslan’s land 49 In a plucky manner 51 “... ___ gloom of night” 53 Covered in body art 56 Disinfectant’s target 57 “What Not to ___” 58 Aficionados 59 Omega’s preceder 60 Verizon rival, initially 61 Dodeca- halved, then halved again

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St. Joseph’s/Candler’s Center for WellBeing offers Free Yoga for Cancer Patients every Monday from 1:30 – 2:30 p.m. in Candler’s Heart & Lung Building, Suite 100. The very gentle movements and breath work in this class will give you much needed energy, it will make your body feel better, and it will give you a mental release. This class is free to cancer patients. Mondays, 1:30-2:30 p.m.

912-819-8800. sjchs.org/. Candler Hospital, 5353 Reynolds St. Functional Training Class Celebrate fall with a Saturday morning workout class. All levels welcome. A smooth mix of cardio and strengthening exercises.

Call Kara 912-667-0487 if interested. ongoing. Downtown Savannah, downtown.

Get Excited and Move This program is designed to combat the effects of Parkinson disease for Savannah/ Chatham-area people and their caregiver.

The activities are designed to enhance and improve muscular strength, and endurance, coordination, agility, flexibility, speed work, and voice command. $10 a month Mondays-Wednesdays, 10:30-11:30 a.m. & 6-7 p.m. and Tuesdays-Thursdays, 10:3011:30 a.m. 912-376-9833. psgsav@gmail. com. Anderson-Cohen Weightlifting Center, 7230 Varnedoe Drive.

Dude’s Day at Savannah Climbing Coop Thursdays, 2 til 10 p.m. Savannah Climbing Coop 302 W Victory Dr, Savannah Every Thursday men climb for half price, $5. See website for info. Thursdays, 2 & 10 p.m.

912-495-8010. savannahclimbingcoop.com.

Savannah Climbing CoOp, 302 W Victory Dr. Hiking & Biking at Skidaway Island State Park Year round fitness opportunities. Walk or run the 1-mile Sandpiper Nature Trail (accessible) the additional 1-mile Avian Loop Trail, or 3-mile Big Ferry Trail. Bicycle and street strider rentals. Guided hikes scheduled. $5 parking. Open daily 7am10pm. Call or see website. ongoing.

912-598-2300. gastateparks.org/ SkidawayIsland. gastateparks.org/info/ skidaway/. Skidaway Island State Park, 52 Diamond Cswy.

Kung Fu School: Ving Tsun Ving Tsun (Wing Chun) is the world’s fastest growing martial arts style. Uses angles and leverage to turn an attacker’s strength against him. Call for info on free trial classes. Drop ins welcome. 11202 White Bluff Rd. ongoing. 912-429-9241.

Living Smart Fitness Club St. Joseph’s/Candler African-American Health Information and Resource Center offer the Living Smart Fitness Club, which is an exercise program to encourage healthy lifestyle changes. On Mondays and Wednesdays the classes are held at the John S. Delaware Center. On Tuesdays, the classes are held at the center, at 1910 Abercorn Street. Classes include Zumba (Tuesdays) and Hip-Hop low impact aerobics with cardio and strengthening exercises (Mondays/Wednesdays).

Mondays, Wednesdays, 6:30-7:30 p.m. and Tuesdays, 5:30-7 p.m. 912-447-6605.

Delaware Recreation Center, 1815 Lincoln St. 42 Mommy and Baby Yoga

Mondays. Call for times and fees or see website. ongoing. 912-232-2994. savannahyoga.com. savannahyoga.com/.

Savannah Yoga Center, 1321 Bull St. Pilates Classes Daily classes for all skill levels including beginners. Private and semi-private classes by appointment. Carol Daly-Wilder, certified instructor. Call or see website for info. ongoing. 912-238-0018. savannahpilates. com. pilatessavannah.com/. Momentum Pilates Studio, 8413 Rerguson Ave. Pregnancy Yoga Ongoing series of 6-week classes.

Thursdays. A mindful approach to pregnancy, labor and delivery. Instructor Ann Carroll. $120. Call or email for info. ongoing. 912-704-7650. ann@aikyayoga. com. savannahyoga.com/. Savannah Yoga Center, 1321 Bull St. Pregnancy Yoga Classes Pregnancy is a transitional time when many physical and emotional changes take place. Pregnancy Yoga is about honoring these changes in ourselves, our body and our baby. Yoga strengthens the rapidly changing body and increases the ability to relax, and helps to prepare for a more mindful approach to the challenges of pregnancy, labor, delivery, and motherhood.

Pregnancy Yoga classes are offered as a 6 week session on Thursday evenings from 6pm – 7:15 pm. The class is suitable for all stages of pregnancy and no prior yoga experience is necessary. $120 - six week session Thursdays. 912-704-7650. ann@ douladeliveries.com. douladeliveries.com. savannahyoga.com/. Savannah Yoga Center, 1321 Bull St. Qigong Simple meditation in motion. Done standing.

Tuesday evening @ St. Thomas Episcopal, Isle of Hope. 5.45pm. Balance, Breath, Calm.

Taught by Tricia Richardson. 658-5592.

Tuesdays. St. Thomas Episcopal Church, 2 St. Thomas Ave. Qigong Classes Qigong exercises contribute to a healthier and longer life. Classes offer a time to learn the exercises and perform them in a group setting. Class length averages 60 min. Any level of practice is welcome. $15 ongoing. qigongtim.com/.

Renagade Workout Free fitness workout, every Saturday, 9:00 am at Lake Mayer Park. For women only.

Offered by The Fit Lab. Information: 912376-0219 ongoing. Lake Mayer, 1850 E. Montgomery Crossroads.

Richmond Hill Roadies Running Club A chartered running club of the Road Runners Association of America. Monthly training sessions and seminars. Weekly runs. Kathy Ackerman, 912-756-5865, or Billy Tomlinson, 912-596-5965. ongoing.

Ladies Day at Savannah Climbing Coop Wednesdays, 2 til 10 p.m. Savannah Climbing Coop 302 W Victory Dr, Savannah Every Wednesday women climb for half price, $5. See website for info. ongoing. 912495-8010. savannahclimbingcoop.com.

Savannah Disc Golf Weekly events (entry $5) Friday Night Flights: Fridays, 5pm. Luck of

the Draw Doubles: Saturdays, 10am.

Handicapped League: Saturdays, 1pm.

Singles at the Sarge: Sundays, 10am.

All skill levels welcome. Instruction available. See website or email for info. ongoing. savannahdiscgolf@gmail.com. savannahdiscgolf.com.

Savannah Striders Running and Walking Club With a one-year, $35 membership,free training programs for beginners (walkers and runners) and experienced athletes.

Fun runs. Advice from mentors. Monthly meetings with quality speakers. Frequent social events. Sign up online or look for the Savannah Striders Facebook page. ongoing. savystrider.com.

SIZZLE- Dance Cardio The hottest cardio class to keep or get you in shape for summer. Sizzle is designed to give you cardio, strengthening, and stretch training that you need for that bikini body. Enroll now and get the first class free. $10.00 or $80 for 10 classes Tuesdays, Fridays, 10 a.m. 912.312.3549. salondebaile.dance@gmail.com. salondebailedancestudio.com. Salon de Baile Dance Studio, 7064 Hodgson Memorial Drive.

Turbo Kick Cardio Workout Lose calories while dancing and kick-boxing.

No experience or equipment needed. Tues. and Thurs. 6pm, Fitness on Broughton, 1 E. Broughton Wed. 6pm Lake Mayer Community Center, 1850 E. Montgomery Crossroads. $5 ongoing. 586-822-1021. facebook.com/turbokicksavannah.

Yoga for Cancer Patients and Survivors Free for cancer patients and survivors. The classes help with flexibility and balance while also providing relaxation. Located at FitnessOne, on the third floor of the Memorial Outpatient and Wellness Center.

Tuesdays, 6:30 p.m. and Thursdays, 12:45 p.m. 912-350-9031. memorialhealth.com/.

Memorial Health University Medical Center, 4700 Waters Ave. Zumba Fitness Isn’t lifting weights and running on the treadmill boring? Come join Sheena’s Zumba Fitness class and have fun while burning calories! The class regularly has 75+ participants that know that Sheena is the best Zumba instructor in Savannah!

So show up early and see you soon!

Free with YMCA membership Tuesdays, 4:30-5:30 p.m. 912-354-6223. https:// facebook.com/ZumbaFitnesswithSheena/. ymcaofcoastalga.org/. YMCA (Habersham Branch), 6400 Habersham St. Zumba Fitness (R) with April Mondays at 5:30pm, Thursdays at 6:30pm.

Nonstop Fitness in Sandfly, 8511 Ferguson Ave. $5 for nonmenbers. call for info. ongoing. 912-349-4902.

Food & Drink Events

Bethesda Farm and Gardens Stand Each week, this popular organic farm stand, managed by Bethesda students and staff, sells fresh produce, seasonal vegetables, herbs, free range eggs, a variety of plants, goat milk soap, firewood and more. In addition, 100 percent grass fed ground beef in various quantities are available at the

farm stand, which is raised and distributed

by Bethesda Academy’s Cattle & Beef Operation. Specialty cuts are also available. merrin.slocombe@bethesdaacademy.org. bethesdaacademy.org. Bethesda Academy, 9250 Ferguson Ave. Fire & Wine Half priced bottles of wine, campfires in the courtyard, marshmallows and s’mores kits. 912-401-0543. info@foxyloxycafe.com. foxyloxycafe.com/. Foxy Loxy Cafe, 1919 Bull St. PICKForsyth Farmers Market Local and regional produce, honey, meat, dairy, pasta, baked goods and other delights.

Rain or shine. Free to attend. Items for sale.

912-484-0279. forsythfarmersmarket.com.

Forsyth Park, Drayton St. & East Park Ave. Happy Hour 39 Rue De Jean favorites at happy hour prices! Enjoy $4 house wine, $4 well cocktails, $8 daily cocktail feature, Moules en Six Preparations for $8, $8 1/2 dozen raw oysters, and more. MondaysThursdays, Sundays, 5-7 p.m. 912-721-0595. holycityhospitality.com/39-rue-de-jeansavannah/promotions/. holycityhospitality. com/39-rue-de-jean-savannah/. 39 Rue de Jean, 605 W Oglethorpe Ave. Honey Tasting and Body Care Samples + Store Tour Daily honey tastings and body care demonstrations. Come see honeybees in the observation hive or call 912.629.0908 to schedule a tour of the Bee Garden. Garden tour available March through October. $3 per person. Must call ahead. Free MondaysFridays, 10 a.m. 912-234-0688. jessie@ savannahbee.com. Savannah Bee Company, Wilmington Island, 211 Johnny Mercer Blvd.

Prepare Sunday Suppers at Union Mission Local organizations are invited to sign up to prepare Sunday Supper for people who are homeless and live at Union Mission’s shelters for homeless people. Groups must sign up in advance and bring/prepare a meal, beginning at 2pm on Sundays. Call for information. ongoing. 912-236-7423.

Richmond Hill Farmers’ Market The City of Richmond Hill will reopen its Farmer’s Market on March 15th. There will be free balloons for children, shopping bags for market customers, and activities such as corn hole, a bouncy house and the fire department will bring their water cannon. Handicap parking will be available.

Each Tuesday from mid-March until November, the market will offer the best in local produce and crafts. The City has extended shopping hours from 2 p.m. until 7 p.m. 2-7 p.m.. 912-756-3345. jlee@ richmondhill-ga.gov. https://facebook.com/ RichmondHillFarmersMarket. J. F. Gregory Park, Richmond Hill.

Taste of Lucky’s Market Sample products from all Lucky’s departments. Free luckysmarket.com/ savannah-ga/. Lucky’s Market, 5501 Abercorn St. Tybee Island Farmers Market Featuring a variety of produce, baked goods, honey, granola, BBQ, sauces and dressings, popsicles, dog treats and natural body products. The market is non-smoking and pet friendly. tybeeislandfarmersmarket.com.

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Stephen Johnson, 206 Miller Ave. Wine Sampling Sample the variety of wines Lucky’s Market has to offer. luckysmarket.com/ savannah-ga/. Lucky’s Market, 5501 Abercorn St.

Health

Armstrong Prescription Drug Drop-Off Armstrong Atlantic State Univ. hosts a permanent drop box for disposing of unused prescription drugs and over the counter medication. In the lobby of the University Police building on campus.

Open to the public 24 hours/day, year round. Confidential. All items collected are destroyed by the Drug Enforcement Administration. ongoing. 912-344-3333. armstrong.edu. about.armstrong.edu/Maps/ index.html. Armstrong State University, 11935 Abercorn St. Blood Pressure Screenings St. Joseph’s/Candler’s SmartSenior offers blood pressure screenings on every Monday from 10 AM to Noon in the SmartSenior office, #8 Medical Arts on 836 E. 65th Street. No appointment is necessary; the screenings are free and open to the public.

For more information, call (912) 352-4405. ongoing. St. Joseph’s/Candler Medical Arts Building, 836 E. 65th St. Dr. Pam Popper Phone Talk & Q&A Come learn how powerful the foods are that we put into our bodies, often much more powerful than even prescription drugs. You will learn the quick and easy tips for giving yourself the very best chance to ward off cancer, heart disease, diabetes, and excess weight. Tue., Aug. 16, 6-7:45 p.m. Southwest Chatham Library, 14097 Abercorn St. Free Hearing and Speech Screening Hearing: Thursdays, 9am-11am.

Speech: First Thursdays. Call or see website for times. ongoing. 912-3554601. savannahspeechandhearing.org. savannahspeechandhearing.org/. Savannah Speech and Hearing Center, 1206 E 66th St. Free Hearing Screenings The Savannah Speech and Hearing Center offers free hearing screenings every Thursday from 9-11 a.m. Children ages three years old to adults of all ages are screened on a first-come, first-serve basis by a trained audiology assistant. If necessary, a full audiological evaluation will be recommended. Free and open to the public Thursdays, 9-11 a.m. 912355-4601. speechandhearingsav.org. savannahspeechandhearing.org/. Savannah Speech and Hearing Center, 1206 E 66th St. Free HIV Testing at Chatham County Health Dept.

Free walk-in HIV testing. 8am-4pm Mon.-Fri. No appointment needed. Test results in 20 minutes. Follow-up visit and counseling will be set up for anyone testing positive. Call for info. ongoing. 912-644-5217. Chatham County Health Dept., 1395 Eisenhower Dr. Health Care for Uninsured People Open for primary care for uninsured residents of Chatham County. Mon.Fri., 8:30am-3:30pm. Call for info or appointment. ongoing. 912-443-9409. St. Joseph’s/Candler--St. Mary’s Health Center,

1302 Drayton St. Hypnosis, Guided Imagery and Relaxation Therapy Helps everyday ordinary people with everyday ordinary problems: smoking, weight loss, phobias, fears, ptsd, life coaching. Caring, qualified professional help. See website or call for info. ongoing.

912-927-3432. savannahypnosis.com.

La Leche League of Savannah A breast feeding support group for new/ expectant monthers. Meeting/gathering first Thursdays, 10am. Call or see website for location and other info. ongoing. 912-8979544. lllusa.org/web/savannahga.html.

Labor and Delivery Tour Want to take a look around before the big day? Register for a tour of our labor and delivery areas. The tour is held once a month and fills up quickly, so please register early. Call 912-350-BORN (2676). second Sunday of every month. memorialhealth. com/. Memorial Health University Medical Center, 4700 Waters Ave. Living Smart Fitness Club An exercise program encouraging healthy lifestyle changes. Mon. & Wed. 6pm-7:15pm Hip Hop low impact aerobics at Delaware Center. Tues. 5:30-7:00 Zumba at St. Joseph’s Candler African American Resource Center. (Program sponsors.) ongoing. 912-447-6605.

Planned Parenthood Hotline First Line is a statewide hotline for women seeking information on health services.

Open 7pm-11pm nightly. ongoing. 800-2647154.

Prepared Childbirth Class This course gives an overview of reproductive anatomy and physiology and explains the process of labor and delivery in simple, easy-to-understand terms. The four-week course includes a tour of the labor and delivery unit. This class is popular, so please register early $75 per couple Wednesdays, 6:30-8:30 p.m. 912-350-2676. memorialhealth.com/. Memorial Health University Medical Center, 4700 Waters Ave. The Savannah 7-Day Diabetes Repair If you are ready to take control of your life and health, call today, enroll in this fun but intensive seven week program to heal your body of diabetes. You will learn how changing can heal. You can reverse diabetes by following a new protocol,

even if you have been diabetic for years.

Includes over a year of follow-up support. $450 Thursdays, Saturdays. 912-598-8457. jeff@heartbeatsforlife-ga.org. Southwest Chatham Library, 14097 Abercorn St.

Kid’s Happenings

Healthy Kids Club The Healthy Kids Club’s mission is to educate and inspire children to take part in their local farmers market while enjoying nutritious foods and empowering their families to make healthy choices at home. Saturdays, 9:15-9:45 a.m. wifarmersmarket@aol.com. Wilmington Island Farmers Market, 111 Walthour Rd. Savannah Children’s Museum School Year Hours SCM hours beginning 8/31/13 will be Sunday 11am-4pm; Tuesday-Saturday 10am-4pm. Open on holiday Mondays that SCC Public Schools are not in session including Labor Day. For more details go to savannahchildrensmuseum.org ongoing.

Savannah Children’s Museum, 655 Louisville Road.

Toddler Time Bring your 2-4 year old to enjoy stories, games and learning designed just for them.

Each week there will be a different naturebased theme. $5 parking Thursdays, 10 a.m. gastateparks.org/skidawayisland. gastateparks.org/info/skidaway/. Skidaway Island State Park, 52 Diamond Cswy.

Toddler Tuesdays at Oatland Island Wildlife Center Toddlers 6 months to 4 years, and their adults. Themed programs--story books, singing songs, finger puppet plays, crafts, guided walks, up close encounters with Oatland animals. Preregister by 4pm Monday. $5 children. Gen. Admission for adults ($5 or $3 for military & seniors) Tuesdays. 912-395-1500. oatlandisland.org. oatlandisland.org/. Oatland Island Wildlife Center, 711 Sandtown Rd.

LGBT

First City Network Georgia’s oldest LGBT organization (founded in 1985) is a local non-profit community service organization whose mission is to share resources of health care, counseling, education, advocacy and mutual support in the Coastal Empire. Members and guests enjoy many special events throughout the

year, including First Saturday Socials held the first Saturday of each month at 7pm.

Mondays. 912-236-CITY. firstcitynetwork. org.

Gay AA Meeting True Colors Group of Alcoholics Anonymous, a gay and lesbian AA meeting that welcomes all alcoholics, meets Thursdays and Sundays, 7:30pm, at the Unitarian Universalist Church, 311 E. Harris, 2nd floor. New location effective 11/2012. ongoing.

Savannah Pride, Inc. Organizes the annual Savannah Pride Festival and helps promote the well-being of the LGBTQI community in the South.

Mission: unity through diversity and social awareness. Second Tuesday/month. PO Box 6044, Savannah, GA 31414. 501c nonprofit. ongoing. info@savannahpride.com. savannahpride.com.

Stand Out Youth A gay, lesbian, bisexual, transgender and questioning youth organization. Meets every Friday at 7pm. Call, email or see website for info. Fridays, 7-9 p.m. 912-288-1034. info@standoutyouth.org. standoutyouth. org. Vineyard Church Office, 1020 Abercorn Street.

What Makes a Family A children’s therapy group for children of GLBT parents. Ages 10 to 18. Meets twice a month. Call for info. ongoing. 912-352-2611.

Literary Events

Circle of Sister/Brotherhood Book Club Meets last Sunday of the month, 4pm. Call for info. ongoing. 912-447-6605. sjchs. org/body.cfm?id=399. African-American Health Information & Resource Center, 1910 Abercorn St. Conrad Aiken’s Birthday Celebrating the life and work of writer Conrad Aiken, a Pulitzer Prize winning poet and Poet Laureate of the United States, who was born and died in Savannah. An evening of poetry and prose readings, words to inspire curious minds and Aiken’s own voice form a rare recording. Light refreshments and discussion to follow. Free Fri., Aug. 12, 6:30 p.m. uusavannah.org. Unitarian Universalist Church of Savannah, 311 Harris St. continues on p. 44

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Nature and Environment

Coffee with a Ranger Start your morning right by getting coffee and having a discussion with a park ranger.

Fridays, 8:30 a.m. gastateparks.org/info/ skidaway/. Skidaway Island State Park, 52 Diamond Cswy.

Dolphin Project Dolphin Project’s Education Outreach Program is available to speak at schools, clubs, organizations. A powerpoint presentation with sound and video about estuarine dolphins and their environment.

Age/grade appropriate programs and handouts. See website for info. ongoing.

thedolphinproject.org.

Interpretive Center Tour Explore our museum and get the details about our native wildlife, history of the island, and check out live birds from the comfort of the birding room. Sat., Aug. 13, 11 a.m. and Sun., Aug. 14, 11 a.m. gastateparks.org/info/skidaway/. Skidaway Island State Park, 52 Diamond Cswy.

Island History Learn the history, formation and inhabitants of the Georgia barrier islands. Wed., Aug. 10. gastateparks.org/info/skidaway/. Skidaway Island State Park, 52 Diamond Cswy.

Lost Prevention and Preparedness

A park naturalist will talk about how to prevent getting lost and show you simple items to bring along on a hike that could be a life saver. Wed., Aug. 10, 11 a.m. gastateparks.org/info/skidaway/. Skidaway Island State Park, 52 Diamond Cswy.

Walk on the Wild Side A two-mile Native Animal Nature Trail winds through maritime forest, freshwater wetland, salt marsh habitats, featuring live native animal exhibits. Open daily, 10am-4pm except Thanksgiving, Christmas, New Years.

Call or see website for info. ongoing. 912395-1500. oatlandisland.org. oatlandisland. org/. Oatland Island Wildlife Center, 711 Sandtown Rd.

Free Will Astrology ARIES (March 21-April 19)

Using scissors, snip off a strand of your hair. As you do, sing a beloved song with uplifting lyrics. Seal the hair in an envelope on which you have written the following: “I am attracting divine prods and unpredictable nudges that will enlighten me about a personal puzzle that I am ready to solve.” On each of the next five nights, kiss this package five times and place it beneath your pillow as you sing a beloved song with uplifting lyrics. Then observe your dreams closely. Keep a pen and notebook or audio recorder near your bed to capture any clues that might arrive. On the morning after the fifth night, go to your kitchen sink and burn the envelope and hair in the flame of a white candle. Chant the words of power: “Catalytic revelations and insights are arriving.” The magic you need will appear within 15 days.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20)

This would be a good time to have a master craftsperson decorate your headquarters with stained glass windows that depict the creation stories of your favorite indigenous culture. You might also benefit from hiring a feng shui consultant to help you design a more harmonious home environment. Here are some cheaper but equally effective ways to promote domestic bliss: Put images of your heroes on your walls. Throw out stuff that makes you feel cramped. Add new potted plants to calm your eyes and nurture your lungs. If you’re feeling especially experimental, build a shrine devoted to the Goddess of Ecstatic Nesting.

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Low Cost Pet Clinic TailsSpin and Dr. Stanley Lester, DVM, host low-cost pet vaccine clinics for students, military and seniors the second and fourth Wednesdays of each month. 5pm-6pm.

Vaccinations: $12, ($2 is donated to

beautyandtruth@freewillastrology.com

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22)

Let’s assume, for the sake of fun argument, that you do indeed have a guardian angel. Even if you have steadfastly ignored this divine helper in the past, I’m asking you to strike up a close alliance in the coming weeks. If you need to engage in an elaborate game of imaginative pretending to make it happen, so be it. Now let me offer a few tips about your guardian angel’s potential purposes in your life: providing sly guidance about how to take good care of yourself; quietly reminding you where your next liberation may lie; keeping you on track to consistently shed the past and head toward the future; and kicking your ass so as to steer you away from questionable influences. OK? Now go claim your sublime assistance!

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22)

Although you may not yet be fully aware of your good fortune, your “rescue” is already underway. Furthermore, the so-called hardship you’ve been lamenting will soon lead you to a trick you can use to overcome one of your limitations. Maybe best of all, Virgo, a painful memory you have coddled for a long time has so thoroughly decayed that there’s almost nothing left to cling to. Time to release it! So what comes next? Here’s what I recommend: Throw a going-away party for everything you no longer need. Give thanks to the secret intelligence within you that has guided you to this turning point.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22)

You Geminis are as full of longings as any other sign, but you have a tendency to downplay their intensity. How often do you use your charm and wit to cloak your burning, churning yearnings? Please don’t misunderstand me: I appreciate your refined expressions of deep feelings -- as long as that’s not a way to hide your deep feelings from yourself. This will be an especially fun and useful issue for you to meditate on in the coming weeks. I advise you to be in very close touch with your primal urges.

CANCER (June 21-July 22)

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21)

Be vulnerable and sensitive as well as insatiable and irreverent. Cultivate your rigorous skepticism, but expect the arrival of at least two freaking miracles. Be extra nurturing to allies who help you and sustain you, but also be alert for those moments when they may benefit from your rebellious provocations. Don’t take anything too personally or literally or seriously, even as you treat the world as a bountiful source of gifts and blessings. Be sure to regard love as your highest law, and laugh at fear at least three times every day.

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Here comes a special occasion—a radical exemption that is so rare as to be almost impossible. Are you ready to explore a blessing you have perhaps never experienced? For a brief grace period, you can be free from your pressing obsessions. Your habitual attachments and unquenchable desires will leave you in peace. You will be relieved of the drive to acquire more possessions or gather further proof of your attractiveness. You may even arrive at the relaxing realization that you don’t require as many props and accessories as you imagined you needed to be happy and whole. Is enlightenment nigh? At the very least, you will learn how to derive more joy out of what you already have.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20)

Wilderness Southeast A variety of programs each month including guided trips with naturalists. Canoe trips, hikes. Mission: develop appreciation, understanding, stewardship, and enjoyment of the natural world. Call or see website for info. ongoing. 912-236-8115. wildernesssoutheast.org.

In the coming weeks, I suspect that Life will attempt to move you away from any influences that interfere with your ability to discern and express your soul’s code. You know what I’m talking about when I use that term “soul’s code,” right? It’s your sacred calling; the blueprint of your destiny; the mission you came to earth to fulfill. So what does it mean if higher powers and mysterious forces are clearing away obstacles that have been preventing you from a more complete embodiment of your soul’s code?

Expect a breakthrough that initially resembles a breakdown.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21)

Maybe you know people who flee from the kind of Big Bold Blankness that’s visiting you, but I hope you won’t be tempted to do that. Here’s my counsel: Welcome your temporary engagement with emptiness Celebrate this opening into the unknown. Ease into the absence.

Commune with the vacuum. Ask the nothingness to be your teacher. What’s the payoff? This is an opportunity to access valuable secrets about the meaning of your life that aren’t available when you’re feeling full. Be gratefully receptive to what you don’t understand and can’t control.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19)

I placed a wager down at the astrology pool. I bet that sometime in the next three weeks, you Capricorns will shed at least some of the heavy emotional baggage that you’ve been lugging around; you will transition from ponderous plodding to curious-hearted sauntering. Why am I so sure this will occur? Because I have detected a shift in attitude by one of the most talkative little voices in your head. It seems ready to stop tormenting you with cranky reminders of all the chores you should be doing but aren’t -- and start motivating you with sunny prompts about all the fun adventures you could be pursuing.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18)

What you are most afraid of right now could become what fuels you this fall. Please note that I used the word “could.”

In the style of astrology I employ, there is no such thing as predestination. So if you prefer, you may refuse to access the rich fuel that’s available. You can keep your scary feelings tucked inside your secret hiding place, where they will continue to fester. You are not obligated to deal with them squarely, let alone find a way to use them as motivation. But if you are intrigued by the possibility that those murky worries might become a source of inspiration, dive in and investigate.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20)

Are you ready for your mid-term exam? Luckily I’m here to help get you into the proper frame of mind to do well. Now study the following incitements with an air of amused rebelliousness. 1. You may have to act a bit wild or unruly in order to do the right thing. 2. Loving your enemies could motivate your allies to give you more of what you need. 3. Are you sufficiently audacious to explore the quirky happiness that can come from cultivating intriguing problems? 4. If you want people to change, try this: Change yourself in the precise way you want them to change.

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Savannah pet rescue agencies). See website for info. ongoing. tailsspin.com. tailsspin. com. TailsSpin Pet Supplies Store, 4501 Habersham St., Habersham Village.

Operation New Hope Operation New Hope allows inmates to train unadoptable dogs from the Humane Society for Greater Savannah. The goals of the program are to decrease the recidivism rate among Chatham County inmates, help inmates learn a new skill, and help previously unadoptable dogs find loving homes. The graduated dogs are available for adoption can be viewed at www.humansocietvsav.org, and www. chathamsheriff.org. Operation New Hope is funded by the Humane Society and community donations. ongoing. chathamsheriff.org. humanesocietysav.org/.

Humane Society for Greater Savannah, 7215 Sallie Mood Dr. St. Almo’s Savannah True Animal Lovers Meeting Others. Informal dog walks on Sundays, 5pm (weather permitting). Meet at Canine Palace. Call for info. ongoing. 912-234-3336. caninepalacesavannah.com. Canine Palace Inc, 618 Abercorn St.

Religious & Spiritual

Band of Sisters Prayer Group All women are invited. Second Tuesdays, 7:30am-8:30am. Fellowship Assembly, 5224 Augusta Rd. Email or call Jeanne Seaver or see website for info. “The king’s heart is like channels of water in the hands of the Lord.” (Prov. 21:1) ongoing. 912-663-8728. jeanneseaver@aol.com. capitolcom.org/ georgia.

Buddhist Meditation All ages, lineages, and newcomers welcome. Our schedule is: Tuesdays 6-7:30 PM- for 30 minutes mediation followed by study group, $10. Wednesdays 6-7:30 PM- one hour of gentle yoga followed by 30 minutes of guided meditation, $15. Sundays 9-10:30 AM- Mediation, dharma talk and tea, $10. Reiki healing is offered by appointment.

Text Rev. Cindy Beach at (912) 429-7265 for more info or visit savannahzencenter.com or find us on Facebook. Located atLocated at 640 E 40th St and Reynolds. $10-$15 ongoing. The Savannah Zen Center, 640 E. 40th St. Catholic Singles A group of Catholic singles age 30-50 meet frequently for fun, fellowship and service.

Send email or check website to receive announcements of activities and to suggest activities for the group. ongoing. familylife@ diosav.org. diosav.org/familylife-singles.

Gratitude Circle in the Squares Gather with others to share gratitude.

Everyone welcome. Park next to Bull Street Library. Wednesdays, 12-12:30 p.m. 917-676-4280. facebook.com/ savannahgratitude. liveoakpl.org. Bull Street Library, 2002 Bull St. Guided Silent Prayer Acoustical songs, 30 minutes of guided silent prayer, and minutes to receive prayer or remain in silence. Wednesdays, 6:45-8:00pm at Vineyard Church, 615 Montgomery St. See website for info. ongoing. vineyardsavannah.org.

Maritime Bethel

“Sundays on Thursdays” worship at the Fellowship Assembly. Plenty of parking for large trucks. Free Thursdays. 912-220-2976.

The Fellowship Assembly of God Church, 5224 Augusta Road.

A New Church in the City, For the City Gather on Sundays at 10:30am. Like the Facebook page “Savannah Church Plant.” ongoing. Bryson Hall, 5 E. Perry St. New Orleans Baptist Theological Seminary Courses are now being offered at the new Savannah Extension of New Orleans Baptist Theological Seminary. Full course loads for both Undergraduate and Graduate Degrees will be offered. Apply now at www.nobts. edu to start classes this winter. ongoing.

912-232-1033. revwasson@gmail.com.

Savannah Baptist Center, 704 Wheaton Street.

Psychic Medium Your Pal, Erin Ready to reconnect you with your loved ones who’ve passed and your own inner knowing? I’m here to help. Let’s all work together to create the amazing new life you truly desire, releasing old situations that no longer serve you. Readings available in person and by phone. 60 minutes, $65.

Group readings of 5 or more, $30 per person for 20 minutes. Get your personalized, 45 minute prerecorded “Tuesday Tune-Up” emailed to your inbox for just $45. Visit www.yourpalerin.com for more information or contact psychicyourpalerin@gmail.com today. ongoing. Online only, none.

Read the Bible in One Year A Bible book club for those wanting to read the Bible in one year. Open to all. Book club format, not a traditional Bible study. All welcome, regardless of race, creed, sexual orientation, religion. Thurs. 6:00pm-7:00pm.

Call for info. ongoing. 912-233-5354. Holy Spirit Lutheran Church, 622 E. 37th Street.

Savannah Friends Meeting (Quakers) Un-programmed worship. 11am Sundays, third floor of Trinity United Methodist Church. Call or email for info.

All are welcome. ongoing. 636-2331772. savannahquakers@gmail.com. trinitychurch1848.org/. Trinity United Methodist Church, 225 West President St. Savannah Reiki Share During shares, participants take turns giving and receiving universal life force energy via Reiki and other healing modalities. Present at the shares are usually no less than 2 Reiki Masters. Come share with us on the 1st and 3rd Thursday of every month at the Sweet Water Spa in downtown Savannah.

Sign up at Savannah Reiki Share or Reiki by Appointment on Facebook. Free ongoing, 7 p.m. 440-371-5209. Sweet Water Spa, 148 Abercorn Street.

Service of Compline Enter the stillness of another age. Gregorian Chant sung by candlelight at 9:00-9:30 p.m. every Sunday night by the Complne Choir of Christ Church Anglican. Come, say good nigh to God. All are welcome. ongoing.

Christ Church Anglican, 37th and Bull.

South Valley Baptist Church Weekly Sunday services. Sunday school, 10:00am. Worship, 11:30am. Tuesday Bible Study/Prayer Service, 6:30pm. Pastor Rev.

the ghost dog diaries

This week’s Faerie Fortune reading

By Your Pal Erin

psychicyourpalerin@gmail.com www.yourpalerin.com

HAS anyone else out there been feeling like Jeff Goldblum in The Fly after a rough trip through the Telepod? This summer spaceship Earth has been pummeled by a meteor shower of astrological upheavals. August is no exception, heralding both the beginning of Mercury Retrograde’s shadow phase and the 8/8/16 Lions Gate energy portal activation.

What exactly does this all mean? The Retrograde Shadow phase lasts three weeks and can be similar to those ominous first notes of tuba music in Jaws, inciting an uneasy feeling.

The Lion’s Gate, in contrast, is the astrological equivalent of a New Year’s Eve countdown. As we prepare to say “Hasta la vista!” to those 2016 energies that no longer serve us, the cosmos is preparing to welcome the 2017 newness by blasting the Mother Of All Vuvuzelas.

The result is massive wave of clearing and renewal, so don’t be surprised if you find yourself both crying with relief to see the old crap go while laughing hysterically at your great good fortune at the same time.

Here’s a little Faerie Fortune Cookie reading, to help pull you through: • Leading our reading is the Death card. Your current situation has reached a natural end. Your guides and faeries are calling on you to lovingly, gently release old feelings that you’re currently holding on to.

• The Pook card. The faerie Pook has a cat’s face and name that makes Dr. Barry B. Jackson, 480 Pine Barren Road, Pooler, GA “Saving a nation one soul at a time.” ongoing.

Tapestry Church A church for all people! We don’t care what you are wearing, just that you are here.

From the moment you walk in until the moment you leave, Tapestry is committed to delivering a creative, challenging, straight forward, and honest message about the role of biblical principles in your life. Come experience an environment that helps you connect with God and discover his incredible purpose for your life. Join us every Sunday morning 10AM at the Habersham YMCA. Sundays, 10 a.m. tapestrysavannah.com. ymcaofcoastalga.org/. YMCA (Habersham continues on p. 46

him sound like he could be your favorite stuffed animal. He’s here to assure you that even though your situation is cloaked in seeming contradictions and paradoxes, the resolution is coming soon.

• The Fee Lion. Another cat faerie card, the Fee Lion is lovingly rubbing against your leg, reminding you that you still have unfinished business that’s holding you back.

• Whom Do You Need to Forgive? This card of healing says that releasing old anger and resentment is the key to making your current wishes come true.

• Miracle Healing. The faeries are here to help you discover miraculous solutions, especially when the obstacles you’re facing feel insurmountable.

• Honor Your True Feelings. Being honest with yourself about how you really feel is the first step in receiving the faerie’s miracle healing energy.

• Detoxification. The time is right to remove both the physical toxins from your body and toxic situations from your energy field.

• Rise Above Problems. The challenges you’re facing might feel insurmountable, but rest assured, they are only temporary.

Thanks so much for stopping by. I hope you found this reading helpful.

In light of all the bumpy energy, I’ve been taking some time off this summer.

To wit, The Ghost Dog Diaries will be running bi-weekly in August and returning to its regular weekly schedule in September.

If you have questions or thoughts in the meantime, I’d love to hear from you! Give me a shout at psychicyourpalerin@gmail.com.

Sending love and light to all!

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Branch), 6400 Habersham St. Theology on Tap Meets on the third Monday, 8:30pm-10:30pm. Like the Facebook page: Theology on Tap Downtown Savannah. ongoing. distillerysavannah.com. The Distillery, 416 W. Liberty St.

Special Screenings

Film: Grease Who doesn’t remember the 1978 musical romantic comedy about two high school lovers starring John Travolta and Olivia Newton-John. A summer vacation romance between local boy Danny Zuko and visiting Aussie Sandy Olsson blossoms when the two teenagers find themselves together again at the beginning of their senior year of high school. $7 Fri., Aug. 12, 3 & 7 p.m. tybeeposttheater.org. Tybee Post Theater, 10 Van Horn.

Film: Kriminal The PFS celebrates the 85th birthday of European cult cinema director Umberto Lenzi with this screening of “Kriminal,” the tale of a suave, brilliant and amoral master thief who commits brazen robberies and murders while disguised in a skintight skeleton outfit and mask. $7 Wed., Aug. 10, 8 p.m. sentientbean.com. The Sentient Bean, 13 East Park Ave. Film: The Innocents/Agnus Dei In 1945 Poland, a young French Red Cross doctor who is sent to assist the survivors of the German camps discovers several nuns in advanced states of pregnancy during a visit to a nearby convent. $8 Sat., Aug. 13, 5 & 8 p.m. musesavannah.org/. Muse Arts Warehouse, 703 Louisville Rd. Punk Rock Movie Night Join the Sentient Bean for a monthly series of movies directly inspired by punk music, fashion or general attitude. The movie will start promptly at 8PM. Admission is free for customers. Attendees are invited to discuss and or promote any events or shows happening around town. second Saturday of every month, 8 p.m. sentientbean.com. The Sentient Bean, 13 East Park Ave.

Sports & Games

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Adult and Junior Tennis Clinics On Thursdays. Intended for a class size of 4-8 students. Buy four classes, get the fifth class free. $15 per class ongoing.

912-201-2000. westinsavannah.com. theclubatsavannahharbor.com/index.php.

The Club at Savannah Harbor, #2 Resort Dr. Adult Coed Flag Football League 8x8 Coed Flag League. Play adult sports, meet new people. Sponsored by Savannah Adult Recreation Club. Wed. nights/Sun. mornings, at locations around Savannah. $450. Minimum 8 games. Ages 18+. Coed teams. See website or call for info. ongoing.

912-220-3474. savadultrec.com.

Bears Elite Football Learn the fundamentals of football. Ages 4-12. Sign up now. Mondays-Thursdays, 5:30-7:30 p.m. 912-272-6684. Daffin Park, 1198 Washington Ave. Derby Devils Roller Derby Classes Roller derby league offers 12-week courses for beginners, recreational scrimmaging for experienced players and two annual 46 bootcamp programs. See website for info.

ongoing. savannahderby.com.

Grief 101 Support Group Seven-week morning or evening adult support group offers tools to learn to live with loss. Tuesdays, 10am-11am; or Thursdays, 6:00pm-7:00pm. Free of charge.

Offered by Hospice Savannah, Inc. Call for info. ongoing. 912-303-9442. Full Circle Grief and Loss Center, 6000 Business Center Drive.

Saturday Group Run or Walk Join us in our quest for fitness. Beginners are welcome. We can help you exceed your fitness goals. Free Saturdays, 7-8:15 a.m. 912-398-4130. runthecity@live.com. savystrider.com. Lake Mayer, 1850 E. Montgomery Crossroads.

Sav. Strider Weekly Group Run or Walk Downtown Join us for a run or walk downtown or over the bridge if you’re feeling froggy. The best part is afterwards when we get coffee or whatever else your heart desires from Savannah Coffee Roasters. Free Sundays, 7-8 a.m. 912-398-4130. runthecity@live. com. savystrider.com. Savannah Coffee Roasters, 215 West Liberty Street.

Savannah Bananas Playoff Game Wed., Aug. 10, 7 p.m. thesavannahbananas. com. Grayson Stadium, 1401 East Victory Dr. Savannah Bike Polo Like regular polo, but with bikes instead of horses. Meets weekly. See facebook for info. ongoing. facebook.com/ savannahbikepolo.

Ultimate Frisbee Come play Ultimate! Tuesdays and Thursdays, 5:30pm until dark. Sundays, 4:30pm until we get tired. The west side of Forsyth Park. Bring a smile, two shirts (one light or white, one dark), water, and cleats (highly recommended). ongoing. savannahultimateproject@gmail.com. savannahultimateproject.wordpress.com/ pick-up/. Forsyth Park, Drayton St. & East Park Ave. USMNT (Soccer) American Outlaws Chapter USMNT is a national soccer team that represents the U.S. in international soccer competitions. American Outlaws Savannah chapter of USMNT meets regularly. Call for details. ongoing. 912-398-4014. savannahflipflop.com. Flip Flop Tiki Bar & Grill, 117 Whitaker St.

Support Groups

1 More 2 Save Mental Health Support This is a group for consumers of all Mental Illnesses. It’s a place to come learn, relax and speak on a weekly basis about symptoms, emotions and overall health.

Every Tuesday at 7pm. Venues subject to change. Free Tuesdays, 7-8:30 p.m. 912 344 8019. lidnsaywittaa@gmail.com. Forsyth Park, Drayton St. & East Park Ave. Al-Anon Family Group meeting Isle of Hope For Today Find comfort and understanding for families and friends of alcoholics. AFG is an anonymous fellowship seeking to find serenity for those impacted by the effects of alcoholism. Free Mondays, 7-8 p.m. savannahalanon.com. St. Thomas Episcopal

Church, 2 St. Thomas Ave. Alcoholics Anonymous For people who want or need to stop drinking, AA can help. Meetings daily throughout the Savannah area. Free to attend or join. Check website for meeting days/times, or call 24 hours a day. ongoing.

912-356-3688. savannahaa.com.

Alzheimer’s Caregiver and Family Support Group For individuals caring for Alzheimer’s and dementia family members. Second Monday, Wilm. Isl. United Methodist Church, 195 Wilmington Island Rd. Second Thursday, Ruth Byck Adult Care Center, 64 Jasper St. Sponsored by Senior Citizens, Inc. Call for info. ongoing. 912-236-0363 x143.

Amputee Support Group Open to all who have had limbs amputated and their families or caregivers. Call for info. ongoing. 912-355-7778.

Back Pain Support Group Second Monday of every month,7:00pm.

Denny’s Restaurant at Hwy. 204. Everyone is welcome. For more info, contact Debbie at 912-727-2959 ongoing.

Brain Injury Support Group For traumatic brain injury survivors and their caregivers. Third Thursdays, 5pm. In the gym of the Rehabilitation Institute at Memorial. ongoing. memorialhealth.com. memorialhealth.com/. Memorial Health University Medical Center, 4700 Waters Ave. Breast Cancer Survivors Group Tuesdays, 5:20pm at First Presbyterian Church. For survivors and caregivers.

Call for info. ongoing. 912-844-4524. fpc. presbychurch.net. First Presbyterian Church, 520 Washington Ave. Cancer Support Group For anyone living with, through or beyond a cancer diagnosis. First Wednesdays, at Lewis Cancer Pavilion. Call for info. ongoing.

912-819-5704. Nancy N. and J.C. Lewis Cancer & Research Pavilion, 225 Reynolds Ave. Caregiver’s Coffee Caregiver’s Coffee, an informal support group for caregivers of cancer patients, meets on the second and third Wednesday of every month in the lobby of the Nancy N. and J. C. Lewis Cancer & Research Pavilion (LCRP), located on Reynolds Street across from Candler Hospital. For more information, call 912-819-5704. third Tuesday of every month. Nancy N. and J.C. Lewis Cancer & Research Pavilion, 225 Reynolds Ave. Children’s Grief Support Group Seven week structured educational support group for children 6-17. Support, coping tools, utilizing play and activity to learn to live with loss. Free of charge. A service of Hospice Savannah, Inc. Call for dates. ongoing. 912-303-9442. Full Circle Grief and Loss Center, 6000 Business Center Drive.

Connect for Kids This group is for children who have a loved one with a life-limiting illness. Wednesdays, 2-3 p.m. 912-350-7845. memorialhealth. com/. Memorial Health University Medical Center, 4700 Waters Ave. Debtors Anonymous For people with debting problems. Meets Sundays, 6:30pm at Unity of Savannah.

See website or call for info. ongoing.

912-572-6108. debtorsanonymous.org. unityofsavannah.org/. Unity Church of Savannah, 2320 Sunset Blvd.

Eating Disorders Anonymous Free, volunteer-led support group for recovery from anorexia/restrictive eating and/or bulimia/binge/purging. Not a diet group, nor for those who struggle solely with overeating. Mondays, 7:30pm-8:30pm. Email for info. ongoing. edasavannah@yahoo. com. Asbury Memorial United Methodist Church, 1008 Henry St. Essential Tremor Support Group For those with the disease, care partners, family and caregivers. Managing the disease, treatments and therapies, quality of life. First Thursdays, 3:00pm-4:30pm. Call for info. ongoing. 912-819-2224. Nancy N. and J.C. Lewis Cancer & Research Pavilion, 225 Reynolds Ave. Fibromyalgia Support Group Second Thursdays, 5:30pm-6:30pm. Call or see website for info. ongoing. 912-8196743. sjchs.org. sjchs.org. Candler Heart and Lung Building, 5353 Reynolds Ave. Gambling Problem 12 Step Program Twelve step program offers freedom from gambling. Meets weekly. Leave message with contact info. ongoing. 912-748-4730.

Georgia Scleroderma Support Group A group for people with scleroderma for the greater Savannah area and surrounding counties. Meets regularly. Call for day and time. Lovezzola’s Pizza, 320 Hwy 80 West, Pooler. Info: 912-412-6675 or 912-414-3827. ongoing.

Greater Savannah Breast Cancer Support Group Breast cancer patients and their caregivers in the greater Savannah, Hilton Head, and coastal Georgia area are invited to join this group. The meetings often feature presentations from the local medical community, are informal, and are conducted in a discussion format to encourage participation. For more information, call 912897-3933. second Sunday of every month, 4-6 p.m. Curtis and Elizabeth Anderson Cancer Institute (at Memorial Health Univ.

Medical Center), 4700 Waters Ave. Grief Support Groups Hospice Savannah’s Full Circle offers a full array of grief support groups and individual counseling for children, teens and adults is available at no charge. Counseling is offered at 450 Mall Blvd., Suite H in Savannah, and appointments are also available in the United Way offices in Rincon and in Richmond Hill. Call or see website for info. ongoing. 912-303-9442. HospiceSavannah. org/GriefSupport.

Head and Neck Cancer Support Group Meeting This group is open to individuals with cancers of the head and neck area and their caregivers. At the meetings, we have a brief discussion from experts in the treatment of head and neck cancer and allow time for group discussion. For more information, please call Suzy Buelvas at 912-350-7845.

Wednesdays, 1-2 p.m. 912-350-7845. memorialhealth.com/. Memorial Health University Medical Center, 4700 Waters Ave.

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