Connect Savannah August 24, 2016

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AquaCurean Gourmet Seafood & Spirits

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A showcase some of seafood and hand-crafted spirits from Savannah and around the country. Visit online for a full list of events.

Westin Savannah Harbor Golf Resort & Spa, 1 Resort Drive 912.596.2525 aquacurean.com

Yoga Relay to Support Family Caregivers & Silent Auction FRI / 26

Kate Doran, owner of Savannah Power Yoga, will lead a yoga relay of 108 sun salutations. Fresh juices, healthy snacks, raffle prizes and extra yoga mats will be available. All proceeds will be donated to Hospice Savannah’s Edel Caregiver Institute.

6-8:30 p.m Edel Caregiver Institute, 6000 Business Center Drive. $25 per registrant or team member

Thursday / 25 Concert: American Road Trip Cabaret

Get your kicks on Route 66 on a musical journey across the United States and celebrate the joy of a Summer road trip.

8-10 p.m Lucas Theatre, 32 Abercorn St. $25 lucastheatre.com

Film: Casablanca

Girls Night Out at the Movies monthly series. Wine and hankies provided for this monthly movie series for Tybee’s gals (and guys with a heart). This month, the all-time great classic romantic melodrama “Casablanca,” staring Humphrey Bogart and Ingrid Bergman.

7-9 p.m The Tybee Post Theater, 10 Van Horne Ave. $10, includes a complimentary glass of wine 912-472-4790. tybeeposttheater.org/

Founder’s Day

Fort Pulaski will celebrate the 100th birthday of the National Park Service with a special day of events highlighted by an evening performance by the Third Infantry Division Band.

Fort Pulaski, US Highway 80 E.

One Hundred Years of Harmony: Paintings by Gari Melchers Opening Lecture by Joanna Catron Join Joanna Catron, Ph.D., Curator of the Gari Melchers Home and Studio at Belmont in Fredericksburg, Virginia, for a special lecture on the life and work of the celebrated artist and beloved Telfair advisor Gari Melchers.

6 p.m Jepson Center, 207 West York St. Free for members, $5 for non-members

Friday / 26 AquaCurean

Film: Under the Sun

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Under the Sun is a documentary like no other. It takes viewers inside the unimaginable reality of the most isolated and most oppressive totalitarian regime on Earth, a comprehensive statewide mental prison if there ever was one. In Korean with English subtitles.

5 & 8 p.m Muse Arts Warehouse, 703 Louisville Rd. $8

A showcase some of seafood and handcrafted spirits from Savannah and around the country. For a full list of events, visit aquacurean.com.

Aug. 26-28 Westin Savannah, 1 Resort Drive.

Chefs’ Showcase – A Mediterranean Experience

This premier Mediterranean event will feature a seated six course culinary journey with paired cocktails and spirits.

6:30-10:30 p.m Westin Savannah, 1 Resort Drive. $125 person, $225 couple $1,000 Table of 10 aquacurean.com/chefs-showcase.html

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Film: Under the Sun

Under the Sun is a documentary like no other. It takes viewers inside the unimaginable reality of the most isolated and most oppressive totalitarian regime on Earth, a comprehensive statewide mental prison if there ever was one. In Korean with English subtitles.

5 & 8 p.m Muse Arts Warehouse, 703 Louisville Rd. $8

Film: The Goonies

When two brothers find out they might lose their house they are desperate to find a way to keep their home. They find a treasure map and bring some friends along to find it.

8-10 p.m s Lucas Theatre, 32 Abercorn St. $9 lucastheatre.com

Lecture: Popular Ideology: Notes Toward an Investigation

What does The Hunger Games have to do with world hunger? Armstrong State University English Instructor Chris Cartright will discuss how media representations, from video games like Assassin’s Creed to films like American Sniper, subtly h shape our ideas about the world. noon y Armstrong State University, 11935 Abercorn Free

Mary Morony Book Signing

Mary Morony signs copies of “Apron Strings” and “Done Growed Up,” the first in her Apron Strings trilogy that are about family dysfunction, addiction, alcoholism, racial tension, black maids raising Southern white children, and secrets from previous generations.

2 p.m E Shaver Booksellers, 326 Bull St.

Yoga Relay

Kate Doran, owner of Savannah Power Yoga, will lead a yoga relay of 108 sun salutations. Fresh juices, healthy snacks, raffle prizes and extra yoga mats will be available.

6-8:30 p.m d Edel Caregiver Inst, 6000 Business Ctr Dr. $25 per registrant or team member

Saturday / 27 AquaCurean Cocktail Challenge Competition

The Westin will host a resort takeover with live music, seafood tastings, spirit, wine and brew tastings, Flare Bartenders and more.

2-5 p.m Westin Savannah, 1 Resort Drive.

0 $75 General admission aquacurean.com

Bark-Out at the O-Kat Corral

Join Friends of Animals for a night filled with fun, drinks, food stations and amazing auction items to support this important community initiative. Western attire prefered. Each ticket includes 3 bar tickets and access to food stations and auction items. Live and silent auctions.

7-11 p.m Savannah Station, 601 Cohen St. $45 karrie@oneloveanimalrescue.com

Breath and Chant Workshop w/ Dr. Sundara Balasubramanian

Renowned doctor Sundara Balasubramanian hosts a workshop on breath and chant.

2-6 p.m Savannah Yoga Barre, 2132 E Victory Drive. $60 full weekend savannahyogabarre.com

Concert: Alan Bibey and Grasstowne

Well-respected veterans and the finest young musicians in bluegrass today make Grasstowne one of the hottest and most energetic bands touring today.

8 p.m Randy Wood Guitars, 1304 East Hwy. 80. $23 912-748-1930

El Scorcho Bash-O

Southbound’s new beer is called El Scorcho and it’s a full bodied porter brewed with smoked chipotle. Roasty, chocolatey, spicy, smoky and with an ABV of 7.1%. Broken Glow and Akilavue will perform.

Southbound Brewing Co, 107 E Lathrop Ave. $25

Endless Summer Beach Bash

The Hypnotics are back with their cool surfer rock sound and their brand new EP. Opening the show is one of Savannah’s top party bands, The Magic Rocks.

8 p.m Tybee Post Theater, 10 Van Horn. $15 general, $13.50 Theater members

Film: Stand By Me

After learning that a stranger has been accidentally killed near their rural homes, four Oregon boys decide to go see the body. On the way, Gordie Lachance, Vern Tessio, Chris Chambers and Teddy Duchamp encounter a mean junk man and a marsh full of leeches, as they also learn more about one another and their very different home lives.

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Forsyth Farmers Market

Local and regional produce, honey, meat, dairy, pasta, baked goods.

9 a.m.-1 p.m Forsyth Park forsythfarmersmarket.com

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Spartanburg Deadly Dolls, Savannah Derby Devils vs. Middle Georgia Derby Demons Savannah’s roller derby girls compete.

Bouts begin at 4:30 p.m Civic Center, 301 West Oglethorpe Ave. $12

Nothing Til Blood, Hounds, Citadel

Coastal Rock Productions presents this all-ages hardcore show.

9 p.m Melody’s Coastal Cafe and Sandbar Cantina, 2518 Hwy 17. $8

Ogeechee Riverkeeper Harris Neck Paddle Trip

The trip will begin at the Harris Neck Wildlife Refuge and continue through marshland teeming with wildlife including crabs, osprey, dolphins, spoonbills and more.

9 a.m Harris Neck NWR, 5000 Wildlife Dr NW. $35 ogeecheeriverkeeper.org

Film: The Four Companions

The Psychotronic Film Society celebrates Ingrid Bergman’s 101st birthday with this extremely rare film that concerns four female graduates of an industrial design school who team up to start a small business of their own.

7 p.m Muse Arts Warehouse, 703 Louisville Rd. $10, includes snack or candy

Fresh Catch & Cocktails Jazz Brunch Enjoy cocktails and shrimp tails, a Bloody Mary bar, champagne, seafood, breakfast buffet & jazz music. Guests can join our chefs for an unforgettable brunch with a few surprises.

12:30-2:30 p.m Westin Savannah, 1 Resort Drive. $65 per person aquacurean.com

Wednesday / 31 Face to Face with Education

Telfair’s William Jay Society is hosting a reception and gallery talk in the “Face to Face” exhibit, and the price of admission is a donation of art supplies for Jacob G. Smith Elementary.

5:30 p.m Telfair Academy of Arts and Sciences, 121 Barnard St.

Film: Concrete Cowboys

On the 8th anniversary of Jerry Reed’s death, the Psychotronic Film Society Live music all day in the yard by Damon salutes this one-of-a-kind performer and the Shitkickers, the Trainwrecks, In For with a rare public viewing of one of his a Penny, Whaleboat, City Hotel and Sarah most obscure starring roles. “Concrete Poole. The Sam Adams Stein Hoisting Cowboys” was made just after Jerry regional will be taking place and there will Reed’s breakout role in “Smokey and be specials and swag. Proceeds benefit the Bandit” and stars Reed and a prethe Savannah Humane Society. Savannah ”Magnum P.I.” Tom Selleck as two goofy Meals on Wheels and other local animal ranch hands from Montana who are mischarities. taken for private detectives while visiting 3 p.m Nashville.

The Rail Pub, 405 West Congress St. 8 p.m The Sentient Bean, 13 East Park Ave. Sunday / 28 $7

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Breath and Chant Workshop w/ Dr. Sundara Balasubramanian

Renowned doctor Sundara Balasubramanian hosts a workshop on breath and chant.

11:30 a.m.-1:30 p.m Savannah Yoga Barre, 2132 E Victory Drive. $60 full weekend savannahyogabarre.com

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Games start at 5 & 7 Tickets- savannahderby.com

Savannah Civic Center

Collin’s Barefoot Comedy Club

National headline comedian Collin Moulton’s stand-up comedy show featuring his own brand of family-friendly comedy is a monthly event at the Post.

7-9 p.m The Tybee Post Theater, 10 Van Horne Ave. $15, members $13.50, children under 12, $5. tybeeposttheater.org

Seersucker Live: The Tin Curtain Episode

Part literary reading. Part variety show.

Part cocktail party. A Seersucker Live so big we needed two ideologically opposed factions to host it, featuring Rob Spillman, Regina Bradley, and Julia Elliot.

7 p.m Sulfur Studios, 2301 Bull Street. $10, $5 students

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City Council’s progressive breakthrough

by Jim Morekis

jim@connectsavannah.com

IT’S A SHAME that somewhere along the way people lost sight of what the word “progressive” really should mean.

I can’t pinpoint the exact moment it happened. But there seems to have been a transition from progressive as “Believing in fairness and the need to move society forward toward mutually beneficial goals which level the playing field for everyone,” to “A humorless, virtue-signaling Puritan who feels a grandiose, narcissistic sense of entitlement in telling others what they can say and how they can think.”

(Nah, those aren’t official definitions— they’re from my personal dictionary!)

the charts in terms of success—along with their copious food truck offerings.

Not only have food trucks not negatively impacted restaurants in those cities and others like them, farm trucks seem to have the effect of lifting the entire food scene.

In Savannah, food trucks will help serve two dramatically underserved markets locally: 1) Those who want a late-night bite well after most restaurants have closed; 2) The elusive price point above fast food but below marked-up menus designed to cater mostly to tourists.

The main development of note with regards to local food trucks is the dramatic expansion of allowable areas—essentially to most all areas of town other than residential zones.

As with any legit food truck scene, each vendor must have a base of operations,

patrons. (They would also have to purchase a drivers license scanner.)

Almost certainly, the vast majority of local bars will opt to continue business as usual, letting only 21+ patrons inside.

Indeed, it is absolutely possible that only a handful of venues in Savannah will opt for the under-21 license.

But that’s certainly better than none, and it will add much-needed fertile ground on which our music scene can continue to grow.

In contrast to the near-universal acclaim for food trucks, I was struck by how many people view allowing 18-20 year-olds into bar shows to be a negative.

Perhaps my surprise is because of my own bias in favor of local music and live shows, and because Connect Savannah’s mission is so closely tied to promoting a vibrant local performing arts scene.

The frustrating effort to update the alcohol ordinance and the reluctance to embrace food trucks represented two of the biggest and most inexplicable blind spots in Savannah’s social and cultural fabric.

More to the point, in last week’s meeting, City Council made several hugely important decisions which can only be described as truly progressive by local standards: • Savannah will finally have a legit food truck scene.

• Savannah will finally make the next step toward a legit all-ages music scene, by allowing bars to accept 18-20 year-old patrons into live shows if they choose.

• And Savannah is finally embracing the Tiny House movement.

Can I get a Hallelujah?

The City’s years-long, frustrating effort to update its alcohol ordinance and its stubborn reluctance to embrace the food truck trend represented two of the biggest and most inexplicable blind spots in Savannah’s social and cultural fabric.

For many years, neighbors like Atlanta and Charleston have had provisions for food trucks. The main argument against food trucks—that they unfairly compete with brick-and-mortar establishments— has been definitively debunked wherever they have been allowed.

(Here, it will be settled by mostly keeping them at least 200 feet away from existing restaurants.)

If you’ve been to Atlanta or Charleston or Austin lately, you know the brick-andmortar foodie scene in those cities is off

either their own or an existing commercial kitchen they contract with. Both the truck itself and the base kitchen are subject to health and safety standards.

And yes, there will be provisions for outdoor seating near food trucks.

A lottery system will be used to award food truck locations in public spaces during events, a step which will keep a few big players from dominating the scene, and to “avoid mayhem,” in the words of one local player who helped craft the ordinance.

As for allowing 18-20 year-olds into bar shows, for many years cities like Atlanta and Jacksonville have had provisions whereby adults too young to drink can enter establishments that serve alcohol in order to enjoy live music.

It’s so standard as to be old hat almost everywhere but Savannah. It can be as simple as putting a different color wristband on someone under 21. Rocket science it ain’t.

Of course, the devil is in the details.

There are still questions about the fee and licensing structure, for example.

And there seems to be a lot of misunderstanding out there. No, not every bar in Savannah will be required to let in people 18-20 years old! Far from it.

That is completely up to the individual bar owner. Each would have to apply for a specific, different license to allow under-21

Speaking of puritanical attitudes: Detractors seem to view Council’s vote to allow 18-20 year-olds at live shows as some kind of irresponsible step encouraging debauched bacchanalia.

These are often the same ones who constantly complain that young people in Savannah get into trouble because “we don’t give them enough things to do.”

Some folks you just can’t please, I guess.

Last but certainly not least, I was particularly cheered by City Council’s embrace of the Tiny House movement.

A parcel off Wheaton Street on the Eastside was rezoned to allow the construction of nearly 70 Tiny Houses at 128 square feet each, specifically for a number of homeless people who already reside in the area, many of them veterans.

Of all moves City Council made last week, it was perhaps this vote that really showed the community’s true progressive potential.

The other two votes—on food trucks and the new bar ordinance—were hardly suspenseful, as Council members clearly signaled there would be no serious opposition to either of them.

The Tiny House vote, however, seemed so, well... unlike Savannah, that its unanimous, uncontroversial passage left me, for the first time in a long time, with a real sense of hope. cs 7

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A matter of perception

By Jessica Leigh Lebos

jll@connectsavannah.com

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The other day, a friend posted a photo of some landscape improvements happening on a public square, marked by a city sign that read “Pardon Our Progress.”

She captioned it drily, “Savannah: apologizing for change since 1733.”

This made me snort sweet tea outta my nose, because ain’t it the truth? Positive growth is often met with a certain degree of resistance around here, from updating museums to desegregating public schools to investing in hi-tech infrastructure.

Savannah may be far too refined to be caught kicking and screaming as the rest of the world moves forward, but it does tend to drag its kitten heels.

As our city offers a polite plea to forgive any inconvenience caused by prettifying the lilies, some of its residents unapologetically push on to address the roots of crime, economic injustice and racial iniquity in our community. Last week, the folks at Solidarity in Savannah hosted Savannah Perceptions: A Real and Uncensored Dialogue on Race, Culture and History, an evening of straight up, real talk about the challenges that keep social and economic progress at bay.

Most of the folding chairs set up at the W.W. Law Recreation Center on East Bolton Street were already full by the time I arrived. I found a sweet spot near the Emergent Savannah crew and craned my head around to see the usual social justice suspects, various clergy and plenty of folks I hadn’t met before—young, old, black, white, professionals dressed in suits, artsy types in paint-spattered jeans. While no one was quite sure how this massive topic might be squeezed into the allotted hour and an half, the room buzzed with the enthusiasm that it was worth finding out.

SIS director Lana Abbott introduced the panel, comprised of Savannah State student Carlos Williams, Eastside Alliance neighborhood activist Jennie Brannen, ex-prisoner and SIS success story Jacob Stevens, and local economic commentator and former Chatham County commissioner John McMasters.

Using SIS’ recent online survey about racial prejudice as a launch pad, each was to answer questions ranging from “Do you think there is segregation in Savannah?”

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Citizens packed the W.W. Law Center to hear different perspectives on race and culture and share their own. Photo by brandon blatcher

Moderator Chris Nunnery, a special education teacher at Hubert Middle School, prefaced his queries of the crew with a condensed early history of African Americans in Savannah, from slavery to Jim Crow to the Great Migration, and how it laid the road we’re all traveling on today.

He offered the perspective that since Savannah was one of the few Southern cities that wasn’t destroyed during the Civil War, it did not have to rebuild its social and economic structures and therefore remains stuck.

“Nothing was broken,” he explained.

“The slave/master mentality, the resources stayed intact.”

I don’t know what other historians would say to that assertion, but college student Williams pointed out that a lack of historical context contributes to the division between black and white culture in Savannah and beyond.

“We aren’t taught black history except for February,” said the city native.

“And then we’re taught that black history starts with slavery.”

It would take a couple of years worth of evening forums to fill in the gaps of what most of us were never taught about black history, and in terms of the achievement of an equal and free society, you might agree with McMasters, who remarked, “You’d think at this point we’d be a lot further along by now.”

But hey, we can only start where we are. Savannah’s racial issues—so often framed as “us and them”—are inevitably stoked by the way we view crime. SIS interrupts the local cycle of gangs, violence and mass incarceration of young black men by engaging them one-on-one and helping

them find resources to create legal income.

One of the focal points of the panel was Stevens, a former drug dealer in his 40s who has been able to go legit with SIS advocating for him.

“Black people have the will and the skills, but they don’t have the paperwork,” he said, meaning that those who have served time in prison—known as “returning citizens”—have little chance of scoring a job interview after checking the “Are you a felon?” box on a job application.

Often they turn back to crime out of desperation to feed their families.

“Ain’t got no options, ain’t got no job— y’all already know this story.”

Georgia “banned the box” for state jobs last year, but that law doesn’t extend to private businesses. SIS’ aim is to build relationships with employers open to hiring qualified returning citizens. Stevens recently scored a well-paying gig at a local furniture company with room for advancement, but decent jobs remain a chimera—for everyone, regardless of race.

“Racism issues are fed by poverty,” said McMasters, who reminded that Savannah’s burgeoning tourism industry only pays an average of $8.65 an hour, part of the systemic class system that keeps 26 percent of our neighbors poor as hell.

He reiterated the simple fix he has been championing since the last city election: “You could reduce the poverty rate to 14 percent overnight by raising wages two dollars.”

I think some in the room hoped to advance more solid solutions towards the intersection of systemic poverty and institutionalized racism in the local economy as well as in education and the justice system.

Others shifted in their chairs, perhaps a bit

bored of hashing out this very familiar topic once again. Nunnery seemed to sense the dynamic and handed over the mic to audience member Kevin Biggins, who shared his experiences of racial stereotyping.

“People definitely judge me for how I look, for something I did when I was 14,” said the softspoken Biggins, revealing a grin of gold teeth. Now in his 30s, he’s waiting to hear back about a job with the Dept. of Justice and wants everyone to see each other as they are, not necessarily as they appear.

“I’m just trying to take care of my child, trying to help her see differently.”

More folks began passing the mic, offering their own perspectives. The young black man sitting in front of me expressed that he felt that churches tacitly allow racism by staying silent; a white lady across the room felt that Savannah is an inherently religious community where common faith might heal its divides. The discussion bounced from corruption in local politics to cultural appropriation of hip hop to affordable housing to hair, peppered with sympathetic “mm-hms” and harumphs of disagreement.

It got heated at times and a little chaotic, but remained unfailingly civil, and handshakes and business card exchanges abounded as Nunnery finally called the evening to a close.

Perhaps future events could benefit from clearer rules of engagement, such as limiting the amount of time on the mic and focusing on a specific subject, but there is something clearly valuable in uncensored conversation between people wanting to be heard and people willing to listen.

It might not be as pretty as a new set of pavers, but this is what real progress looks like in Savannah—no apology necessary. cs

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Bikes & cars: Fighting unjust double standards

by John Bennett

john@bicyclecampaign.org

WHO WON this year’s Tour de France? I haven’t a clue.

My cycling heroes are not professional athletes. They are people who use their bicycles, not just as transportation, but as vehicles for empowerment and adventure.

Two of the bicycle people I most admire had terrible experiences last week and I am angry.

Carole Bontakoe was seriously injured on Aug. 14 during a robbery attempt on Hall Street near Forsyth Park. Anyone with knowledge of this incident should call the SCMPD tip at (912) 525-3124 or CrimeStoppers at (912) 234-2020.

She managed to fight off the attacker using her bicycle, yet an internet commenter scolded her for riding a bike at night.

Later that week I got this text from the other cycling hero: “I just got hit by a car.”

She was struck by a driver who failed to yield at an intersection. He initially tried to leave the scene, but then — as if hitting her with his car weren’t enough —threatened her with additional physical violence.

If the report of the collision had been published on the Connect Savannah website or on Facebook, it would attract comments like this: “The problem with bicyclest [sic] is the failure to adhere to the laws.”

Would it help if I mentioned she’s a nationally certified bicycle safety instructor?

“I have noticed that some of these bicyclists don’t know anything about sharing the streets with the motorists.”

Actually, the comments would likely be even worse. The two above were posted in response to my last column, a fairly

There’s a persistent notion that even the smallest investments in bicycle or pedestrian infrastructure must be earned through good behavior. innocuous report on how dedicating a small portion of Price Street for a bike lane made it safer for DRIVERS. I know, I know — I shouldn’t read the comments.

Unfortunately, this type of thing is ubiquitous in public discussions about transportation planning and policies.

There’s a persistent notion that even the smallest investments in bicycle or pedestrian infrastructure must be earned through good behavior.

For instance, it’s nearly impossible to talk about our woefully deficient bike lane inventory without first listening to accounts of misdeeds perpetrated by people on bikes. Only after the airing of grievances is completed can the conversation continue.

Do people who ride bikes, as a demographic group, disobey traffic regulations more frequently than those of us who drive? Some are convinced of it, yet a study published earlier this year by the AAA Foundation for Traffic Safety found, “About 87 percent of drivers engaged in at least one risky behavior while behind the wheel within the past month.”

Again, that’s 87 percent and, again, that’s from the American AUTOMOBILE Association, not some group of bicycle weirdoes.

Some people also fail to acknowledge that the consequences of risky bicycling and unsafe driving are drastically asymmetrical. The biggest, strongest people you can find on bikes won’t match the destructive capability of a person behind the

the number of car vs. car sideswipe crashes and will likely increase motor vehicle speeds, one elected official managed to assign blame to pedestrians. He favorably remembered the ham-fisted and harmful jaywalking crackdown launched in 2009 after a driver killed a visitor who was legally crossing a street. He suggested the Bay Street experiment should be coupled wheel of even the smallest car. with a similar enforcement blitz targeting Nonetheless it’s standard practice to pedestrians. demonize bicyclists and pedestrians and Please understand I am not condoning suggest they should meet some vague and unsafe behavior by bicyclists or pedestritherefore unattainable standard—while ans, nor am I dismissing the importance of ignoring or at least accepting the deadly education. results of aggressive, distracted, and The Savannah Bicycle Campaign — with impaired driving. support from the Governor’s Office of Imagine if, as a prerequisite for approvHighway Safety, the Downtown Neighboring motorized transportation projects, we hood Association, and the City of Savanwere required to change the “culture of nah’s Public Information Office — created indifference for far too many drivers when a comprehensive safe cycling guide and it comes to road safety,” as described in the map. We are distributing 15,000 copies AAA report. Road and bridge construction throughout the community. We are also would instantly grind to a halt. giving away 1,000 bike lights. We offer Eight years ago this month, I stood bicycle education classes for children and before Savannah City Council to thank adults. them for applying for Bicycle Friendly I am happy to discuss any suggestions Community status. In response I was for improving these efforts or ideas for new asked what I was doing about misbehavior safety initiatives.

by SCAD students on bikes.

What I will not continue to do, however, From then on I regularly dispensed traf- is passively listen as the most vulnerable fic safety guidance to people I met on the people on our streets are vilified, or let street. I learned that whether people travel go unchallenged the suggestion that they by bike or by car, they don’t react well to should prove themselves worthy of safe unsolicited advice on how to operate their passage in ways we as drivers are never vehicles, no matter how politely it’s offered. required to do.

Some folks on bikes replied with unkind In doing so I have failed my local cycling words. Some folks in cars threatened to heroes and the tens of thousands of other run over me. My wife refused to ride with law-abiding citizens who must travel me unless I suspended my one-man safety streets that are dangerous to them. campaign.

When people oppose investment in safe Today I regularly encounter the same cycling and walking infrastructure, based insistence that something must be done on their belief that bicyclists and pedestriabout scofflaw cyclists and wayward ans don’t deserve it, they are denying innowalkers. cent people the measures that are most In discussions of the Bay Street pilot effective in improving safety. project, which seems at aimed reducing It’s not just unfair, it’s unjust. cs

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Going wild for the Kingfisher Discovery Center

by Jessica Leigh Lebos

jll@connectsavannah.com

According to a 2014 study, the average American child spends more than seven hours in front of a screen and less than 15 minutes outdoors.

All that inside time has been linked with the shocking escalation in childhood obesity and ADHD over the past decade, and new research suggests it can cause permanent brain damage.

Last Child in the Woods author Richard Louv coined it “nature deficit disorder,” and it’s a condition that Dr. Rick Shields aims to help correct.

“I grew up running around the woods in rural Ohio, and it really instilled in me an appreciation for the natural world,” says Shields, an ER doctor at Candler Hospital. “I find the statistics incredibly concerning.”

As president of the Friends of the Savannah Coastal Wildlife Refuges, Dr. Shields has made it a mission to get more kids out into the wild. He spends hours every month volunteering at the nearby Savannah Wildlife Refuge off U.S. Highway 17, a 29,000acre slice of freshwater marshland, tidal creeks and hardwood forest that straddles the Georgia/South Carolina border.

The Dept. of the Interior’s Fish & Wildlife Service manages the former rice plantation as part of the Savannah Coastal Refuges Complex (there are seven in all, including Harris Neck and Blackbeard Island), and visitors can cruise a designated four-mile drive or explore trails along the old dike system. Glimpses of bald eagles, bobcats, migrating fowl and even the occasional otter happen on the regular, and a sighting of a fat alligator sunning itself on the banks is practically a guarantee.

In 2010, Shields and the Friends helped raise money to open a proper visitors’ center at the refuge that features nature installations and a gift shop and allows rangers to share their knowledge of the local ecology. But budgeting required that space originally designated as classrooms was usurped by offices, limiting programming possibilities.

SWR’s Comprehensive Conservation Plan outlined a need for more space, and the volunteers didn’t give up on their vision to bring bigger groups out to the refuge. They’ve raised $75,000 towards the new Kingfisher Discovery Center, a 2,000 square-foot facility that will serve as a central auditorium and STEM-based laboratory where students can learn to identify plants and animals, test water samples and compare notes they collect on theirs rambles.

Above: Ann Robinson and Dr. Rick Shields have organized fundraising teams for Friends of the Savannah Wildlife Coastal Refuges. Below: A rendering of the future Kingfisher Discovery Center.

“The existing space accommodates only about twenty-five now, and we’ll be able to have up to a hundred in the new building, whole grades at a time,” says Shields, emphasizing the group’s intention to prioritize Savannah’s underserved communities.

Though the original plan was to build the center down the road at Kingfisher Pond, Shields clarifies that it made more sense to build it next to the visitors’ center, where it will share existing parking and utilities. Once it’s complete, maintenance will be absorbed by U.S. Fish & Wildlife.

“We don’t expect it to cost above and beyond the current operating budget,” assures SWR manager and project leader Holly Gaboriault. “But it’s going to allow us to provide so much more.”

The Kingfisher project has already attracted some prominent sponsors, including the local Ecological Planning Group as well as IKEA, which donated $18,000 and has pledged to provide the

new center with furniture.

“I’m hoping they’ll help us put it together, too,” laughs Shields.

But there’s still a ways to go to reach the center’s final price tag of $350,000. The Friends recently joined forces with local environmental consultant Anne Robinson of Momentum Development Solutions, who has challenged Savannah’s nature and science lovers to get involved with a most creative fundraiser.

The Daring Adventure Scavenger Hunt—or DASH—launched last week with five teams of six people, some of who met for the first time over cocktails at Cotton & Rye. They’ll compete over the next six weeks to see who can seek out the most funds for the project, culminating in an old-fashioned, find-the-clues scavenger hunt at the wildlife refuge on October 15.

“What makes this kind of fundraiser a good fit for this project is it takes the burden off of staff and puts it in the hands of the

community,” explains Robinson, who adds that the scavenger hunt is photographybased and that no wildlife will be disturbed.

(No promises that the wildlife won’t disturb them—some of those gators are huge!)

Local “celebrity” participants include activists, environmentalists, retirees and, most importantly, teachers.

“We had to get the educators on board first,” says Robinson of the partnership the Friends groups wants to forge with local schools. “Their participation is crucial.”

SCCPSS school board member Julie Wade wrangled her team of public school educators and administrators within a day, and other teams boast members from Savannah State and SCAD. South University president Todd Cellini, who is heading up a team and serves as the chair for the Friends’ advisory board, believes that bringing students to the refuge regularly will be a vital tool.

“Teaching a science and STEM-based curriculum through the lens of a protected natural habitat is going to get our youth engaged,” says Cellini, who often takes his 3 year-old son on the wildlife drive to look for gators and herons.

“Kids want to learn when it’s fun.”

Cellini became involved with the Friends of the Savannah Coastal Wildlife Refuges after searching online for an opportunity to serve the local environmental community and was impressed by Dr. Shields’ commitment to SWR. It’s hard not to be: Shields can be found most any day mowing the berms or manning the cash register in the gift shop at the refuge visitors’ center, though he’d rather be watching migrating ducks in the lagoons or traipsing along the Tupelo Trail, especially when the wild irises bloom in the spring.

He also has concerns about the future of what is one of the largest systems of protected habitat in the world. Georgia’s coastal marshes are under constant threat from saltwater intrusion, and SWR will lose as much as ten percent of its freshwater marsh as the Savannah Harbor Expansion Project dredges the Savannah River, displacing wildlife and destroying habitats.

He wants to bring as many kids as possible out to the Kingfisher Discovery Center once it’s built, not only for their own health but to teach the importance of conserving the country’s last wild spaces.

“We have to teach them that they have a stake,” says Shields.

“If kids aren’t exposed to nature now, how we will have advocates to protect it later?” cs There’s still time to join a DASH team—learn more at coastalrefuges.org.

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IF they aren’t everywhere yet, they will be soon. The bladder-control biz expects to waterproof more geezers than tots within the decade, as birth rates dip and the baby boom grays still further.

Adult incontinence soaked up $1.8 billion in profits last year, and the market could grow nearly 50 percent by 2020.

Pretty good for a business that not so long ago could hardly get anyone to admit they needed its product.

Whether caused by childbirth, strenuous exercise, traumatic injury, or just plain aging, incontinence is nothing new, and ancient medical tomes reveal that folks have always sought means of keeping their downstairs dry. The Ebers Papyrus, an Egyptian text from 1550 BC, discusses the condition and methods for treatment: for men, external urine-collection devices; for women, vaginal inserts to provide compression. Over the following three-plus millennia, doctors mainly refined these concepts rather than improved on them.

Meanwhile, babies had been going about their business as babies will, and parents had been using all manner of materials to keep their children’s output in check.

By the end of the 1800s, mass production of the basic diapering elements—fabric squares and safety pins—was underway.

Cloth diapers would remain the norm for decades until WWII shook things up.

Women working the home-front assembly lines began using diaper services rather than washing their own, and with cloth in as short supply as time was, various inventors contributed to the evolution of the disposable diaper as we now know it.

While the boys were heading home from overseas to breed a record number of Americans, Johnson & Johnson was developing what would become the first disposable diapers mass-marketed in the U.S. The Cold War was just beginning, and so was the space program. NASA learned the hard way that astronauts have the same

biological needs as anyone else when Alan Shepherd wet himself while waiting for the Freedom 7 launch in 1961.

At this point astronauts were all men, meaning urine could be easily collected in a bag or via a sheath-tube-pouch arrangement, while a larger bag attached with adhesive took care of number two.

Once NASA started putting women in orbit, though, the differences required new gear. The zip-up trunks first issued were soon replaced with Maximum Absorbency Garments, treated with sodium polyacrylate to absorb liquid, and these proved so effective male astronauts started wearing them too. Space-shuttle astronauts got three—one for launch, one for re-entry, and one because you never knew what might happen in space. NASA super-diapers entered the pop-cultural consciousness in 2007, you’ll recall, when former astronaut Lisa Nowak, arrested for an alleged attempt to kidnap a woman she viewed as a romantic rival, reportedly told police she’d worn them so she could drive to Florida from Houston nonstop.

But what about poor old grandma back on earth? Commercially available adult incontinence products were slow to arrive, in part because the embarrassing nature of the ailment made marketing a tricky task.

Procter & Gamble—makers of Pampers, long the undisputed champ in babies’ disposables—introduced Attends Incontinent Briefs in 1978, but these wound up being sold mainly to hospitals after print ads failed to reel in many retail consumers.

A new kid in diaper-town would change all that. The same year Attends made their debut, Kimberly-Clark began manufacturing Huggies, the first true competitor to Pampers. In 1983, they launched Depends and went after the mass market P&G hadn’t managed to attract.

The trick: to overcome the stigma that still clung to the condition using TV ads— some depicting older people remaining defiantly active, others relying on the powerful spokesperson the company found in actress June Allyson. Their gambit proved successful, with Kimberly-Clark commanding nearly half of the adult-incontinence market today.

For baby boomers, the expansion of the incontinence industry serves as a fitting bookend to their generational saga.

They were the first kids to be regularly swathed in disposables, after all, and the ever-upward march of commercial diaper technology has taken place almost entirely in their lifetimes. Montage directors may choose to focus on civil rights and Vietnam and Buffalo Springfield, but the story of the U.S. baby boom is just as much one of stinky plastic diapers. cs By cecil adams Send questions to Cecil via straightdope.com

news & Opinion blotter 2016 Sav/Chatham County Crime Stats through Sunday August 21

Homicide Total

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(15 solved)

Non-fatal Shootings

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Man subdued after drug-induced rage causes multiple injuries

Savannah-Chatham Metro Police arrested Brandyn Johnson, 21, in the early morning of Thursday, Aug. 18, charging him with multiple counts of assault, stemming from a property damage report at the Five Guys Burgers and Fries on E. US Highway 80 on Whitemarsh Island.

At about 2 a.m., officers responded to reports of “a nude man breaking windows at Five Guys and damaging several cars parked in the restaurant’s parking lot,” police say.

“Johnson, who fit the suspect’s description, was observed at the scene by responding officer. As officers approached, Johnson got into a car and drove away.

Metro officers stopped the car at Highway 80 and Twelve Oaks Lane. Johnson got out of the car and ran off into nearby woods,” police continue.

“The suspect reportedly broke-in to a residence in the 100 block of Twelve Oaks Lane where he physically attacked a resident, then returned to the woods. The resident sustained serious injuries from Johnson’s attack and was transported by EMS to the hospital.”

Officers located Johnson in the wooded area. “Johnson refused to follow officers’ orders, lunging at and attacking police as they approached.”

Several officers utilized “pepper spray, Tasers, and “muscling techniques as a response to Johnson’s aggression. Johnson also tried to remove an officer’s firearm and Taser. Ultimately, multiple officers were able to physically subdue Johnson despite his rage,” police say.

Several officers sustained injuries, ranging from minor to substantial. The officers were taken to the hospital with non-life threatening injuries.

It appears Johnson “was under the influence of hallucinogenic drugs during these incidents. He was also taken the hospital with non-life-threatening injuries and for detoxification purposes.”

Johnson is charged with two counts of 2nd degree damage to property, aggravated assault, aggravated battery, burglary, two counts of attempted removal of a weapon from a public official and three counts of battery.

Second homicide on W. 37th

Detectives are investigating a shooting of Reginald Washingon, 43, that occurred around 11:55 p.m., Aug. 21, in the 300 block of West 37th Street.

Officers responded to the 300 block of West 37th street and found the victim suffering from a gunshot wound. The victim was transported to Memorial University Medical Center where he succumbed.

Two shot in car on Jefferson Street

Brandyn Johnson

West 37th homicide, suspect found

Police made an arrest in the shooting that claimed the life of Daniel Landy, 29.

Landy was found shot at the One Stop Shop located at 2100 Montgomery Street Aug. 19, just before 11:30 p.m.

Detectives and SWAT members arrested Brandon Fuller, 22, for the homicide. “The victim reportedly had a relationship with the suspect’s ex-girlfriend. During a verbal altercation, Brandon Fuller shot Landy.”

Detectives are investigating the shooting of two women that occurred about 8 p.m., Aug. 20, near the intersection of Jefferson Street and West 32nd Street.

“Officers responded to the intersection of Victory Drive and Barnard Street where they found two female victims inside a vehicle suffering from gunshot wounds,” police say.

Both victims were transported to Memorial University Medical Center. One was treated and released, while the other remains in critical condition with lifethreatening injuries, police say.

“Further investigation revealed the victims were shot as they traveled in a vehicle along Jefferson Street near West 32nd Street,” police say.

“Detectives believe this was not a random shooting.”

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news & Opinion News of the weird New World Order

Australians are about to learn how particular some people are about their genders. Queensland University of Technology and three other sponsors have created an online preference survey (currently underway) that asks participants to decide among 33 “genders” (since “gender” is, according to the World Health Organization, “socially constructed”). “Male” and “female” are clear enough — but only where “identity” matches plumbing. Otherwise, it’s “trans” or “transsexual,” or else the more complicated bigender, omnigender, polygender, pangender, intergender, genderfluid, “cisgender,” trigender, demigender, “gender non-conforming,” “nonbinary,” “none gender” and a few others.

[News.com.au (Sydney), 7-29-2016]

Latest Religious Messages

India has supposedly outlawed the “baby-tossing” religious test popular among Hindus and Muslims in rural villages in Maharashtra and Karnataka states, but a July New York Times report suggested that parents were still allowing surrogates to drop their newborn infants from 30 feet up and awaiting the gods’ blessing for a prosperous, healthy life. In all cases, according to the report, the gods come through, and a bedsheet appears below to catch the unharmed baby.

Government in Action

• More federal civilian employees have “arrest and firearms authority” than the total number of active-duty U.S. Marines, according to a June report by the organization Open The Books, which claims to have tallied line-by-line expenditures across the government. Several agencies (including the IRS and EPA) purchase assault weapons and other military-grade equipment (camouflage, night-vision goggles, 30-round magazines) for their agents, and even the Small Business Administration, National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration and Department of Education buy their agents guns and ammo.

• San Diego Padres outfielder Melvin Upton Jr. was traded on July 23 to the Toronto Blue Jays — in the middle of a series between the Padres and the Blue Jays in Toronto. Normally, such a player

would merely gather his belongings and walk down the hall to the other team’s locker room. However, while Canada treats Blue Jays’ opponents as “visitors,” Blue Jays players, themselves, are Canadian employees, and if not residents must have work permits. Upton had to leave the stadium and drive to Lewiston, New York, which is the closest place he could find to apply to re-enter Canada properly. (He made it back by game time.)

Leading Economic Indicators

to continue practicing medicine. Some doctors, a reporter noted, are among “the most prolific sex offenders in the country,” with “hundreds” of victims. (2) District Judge Joseph Boeckmann (in Arkansas’s rural Cross County) resigned in May after the state Judicial Discipline committee found as many as 4,500 nude or semi-nude photos of young men who had been before Boeckmann in court. (Some were naked, being paddled by Boeckmann, who trolled for victims by writing young men notes offering a “community service” option).

• Shrewd Tourism Campaigns: (1) Since Bulgaria, on Romania’s For Good Measure southern border, lies close to MMM FOOD (1) Rhys Holman pleaded Romania’s iconic Transylvania TRUCKS guilty to a firearms charge region, Bulgarian tourism offiin Melbourne, Australia, in cials have begun marketing their July for shooting 53 bulown vampire tourism induslets into his brother’s Xbox. try — stepped up following a (The brother had urinated 2014 archaeological find of a on Holman’s car.) (2) Mauri4th-century “graveyard” of adocio Morales-Caceres, 24, was lescents with iron stakes through sentenced to life in prison by a their chests. (2) The new tourism Montgomery County, Maryland, minister of Thailand is threatening judge in July following his April to close down the lucrative sex busiconviction for fatally stabbing a ness in Bangkok and Pattaya, even “friend” — 89 times. with the country still rallying from a 2014 near-recession. Ms. Kobkarn Boldface Names in News of the Wattanavrangkul insisted that visiWeird! tors are not interested in “such a thing (as (1) Police in Southampton, New York, sex)” but come for Thailand’s “beautiful” confirmed a July altercation in which culture. model Christie Brinkley water-hosed a • Paid to Go Away: Sports Illustrated woman she had spotted urinating on her noted in May that some universities are still paying out millions of dollars to failed beachfront property. Erica Remkus, 36, said her need was urgent after watchcoaches who had managed to secure big ing a July 4 fireworks show, but Brinkley contracts in more optimistic times. Notre shouted, “How dare you!” and, “I walk on Dame’s largest athletic payout in 2014 these rocks (where Remkus had relieved was the $2.05 million to ex-football coach herself).” (2) Also in July, actor Brooke Charlie Weis — five years after he had Shields made the news when she — as a been fired. That ended Weis’s Notre Dame contract (which paid him $15 million post- curator of an art show in Southampton, New York — managed to rescue a piece dismissal), but he is still drawing several million dollars from the University of Kan- that custodians had inadvertently tossed into the garbage. (The cleanup crew had sas despite having been let go there, also. made an understandable mistake, as the The Continuing Crisis statue was a raccoon standing next to a • Horniness: (1) A year-long, nationwide trashcan, ready to rummage.) investigation by the Atlanta Journal-Constitution (reporting in May) found more than 2,400 doctors penalized for sexually abusing their patients — with state medical boards ultimately allowing more than half

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Redneck Chronicles

(1) Knoxville, Tennessee, firefighters were called to a home in July when a woman tried to barbecue brisket in her bathroom — and, in addition to losing control of the flame, melted her fiberglass bathtub. Firefighters limited the damage — by turning on the shower. (2) One day earlier, in Union, South Carolina, a 33-year-old woman called police to her home, claiming that she had fallen asleep on her couch with her “upper plate” in her mouth, but that when she awoke, it was gone and that she suspects a teeth-napping intruder.

How to Tell if You’re Drunk

The owner of the Howl At The Moon Bar in Gold Coast, Australia, released surveillance video of a July break-in (later inspiring the perpetrator to turn himself in).

The man is seen trying to enter the locked bar at 3 a.m., then tossing a beer keg at a glass door three times, finally creating a hole large enough to climb through, acrobatically, and fall to the floor (lit cigarette remaining firmly between his lips). Once inside, he stood at the bar, apparently waiting for someone to take his order.

When no one came, he meekly left through the same door. The owner said nothing was taken, and nothing else was damaged.

[Brisbane Times, 7-29-2016]

Recurring Themes

Too Many Toilet-Themed Restaurants: The first one, in Taiwan, made News of the Weird in 2006, but recently two more opened their doors. One, in Semarang, Indonesia (on Java island), serves only one dish — brown meatballs floating in thick soup, arrayed in a toilet-shaped pan. The owner’s secondary agenda is to inspire people to install toilets in their homes. In Toronto’s Koreatown, a dessert-themed one was scheduled to open in August with patron seating on you-know-whats and a variety of brown sweets such as swirly-stool-shaped chocolate ice cream.

Potty-themed restaurants have opened in Russia, South Korea, the Philippines, China, Japan and Los Angeles.

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Dex Romweber takes us home Carrboro shows the garage-rock godfather’s roots

By Anna Chandler

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He completely altered the face of rock ‘n’ roll throughout the 1980s and ‘90s with fiery guitar and visceral rockabilly riffs.

But these days, Dex Romweber admits he’s gotten soft.

That, friends, is a good thing.

Slinging a vintage black sparkle Silvertone 1448 guitar alongside drummer Chris “Crow” Smith (and later, Crow’s replacement Crash LaResh), Romweber turned the rock world inside out as Flat Duo Jets.

A turbocharged, full-body shake of a psychobilly band, the duo’s vintage garagerock sound and adoration of early blues crafted an underground sound that influenced a generation.

Jack White spun Flat Duo Jets albums in his teenage bedroom, and obsessing over Romweber’s tone—slinky, surfy, and seductive with an energy akin to soaking a box of bang snap fireworks in gasoline and striking a kitchen match. Raw, twopiece rock ‘n’ roll outfits that emerged in the early 2000s, from The White Stripes to The Black Keys to The Kills, are all largely indebted to Romweber’s revivalist legacy.

And while his proteges have snatched up shiny music trophies, broken album sale records, and shredded on Silvertone 1448s of their own (White, Beck, and Cat Power, among others, have hunted down the coveted Sears catalog guitar), Romweber has still remained largely underground—a true indie treasure.

After the dissolution of Flat Duo Jets, Romweber played as Dex Romweber Duo with his sister, Sara Romweber. He also teamed up with The New Romans, a collaboration of seven musicians and three backing vocalists.

On Sept. 2, Romweber will release Carrboro. It’s billed as a solo album, but he’s had plenty of help from his friends. Old pal Rick 16 Miller of Southern Culture on the Skids

Guitar hero Dex Romweber returns to Savannah to kickstart your week. Photo by Anthony Nguyen

joins in for the fun hillbilly tune “Knock Knock (Who’s That Knockin’ On My Coffin Lid Door?” and The New Romans help “Nightide” ooze classic spacey-surf cool.

A mix of originals and covers, Romweber offers his own spin on T. Bone Burnett’s “I Don’t Know,” and even covers a Charlie Chaplin tune.

There’s a folk-inspired sweetness to the whole thing, a nod to a vibrant, influential career, and a timelessness that confirms what fans have always known: Romweber will be an indie icon for years to come.

Now, he’s taking the show on the road with old bandmate Crash. They hit Savannah next Monday, ready to play the songs of Flat Duo Jets, Dex Romweber Duo, and new cuts from Carrboro.

The new album is wonderful, and your collaboration with Rick Miller is so much fun. How long have y’all known each other? You’ve shared a scene and circuit for awhile now.

I’ve known Rick since I was a teenager around Chapel Hill. I watched his bands play and we played gigs together. He got the studio, Kudzu Ranch, and me and Sara

made several records there.

What was the rock scene like there when you were coming up?

Man, it was trippy. There were some bands I liked, and a lot of bands I didn’t. But I have a very peculiar taste in music. Classical music, jazz music, and rockabilly, rock ‘n’ roll, all that. Not every band is doing that around here. You had pop bands, all that type of stuff.

Do you feel there’s a sense of home in your music? Is it full-circle to name the album Carrboro?

I don’t know. I think I named the record Carrboro because it’s just where I’ve been for so long and I know every nook and cranny of it. It’s where I spent a lot of my life. I wanted to sort of dedicate a record to where I grew up. It’s where I grew up, and also the idea of the songs and everything.

It’s sort of my own fate or destiny, pertaining to the area. And, you know, my influences and stuff.

Do you feel like your hometown music scene has changed a lot during your career?

You know, the other night I was at a coffee shop and there was a jazz band playing, a quartet. It was outside, and not many people were there. I was really delighted to hear that kind of music in an outdoor setting. It’s not rock ‘n’ roll, or what anybody’s doing that people would know about very much, but the musicians were very good at what they did.

They were far beyond learned from me.

It was obvious that they knew how to really play. So those types of things I like around here, when I see something like that.

A general pop band or heavy metal group, you won’t see me at that performance. I like soft music, I like classical music, I like ‘50s music. And I love to see musicians who are really good at what they do.

What will you be playing on this tour?

I’ll do songs from the new record. Right now, I’m picking songs throughout all my history. I turned 50 last year and I entered

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“I think I named the record Carrboro because it’s just where I’ve been for so long and I know every nook and cranny of it. It’s where I spent a lot of my life. I wanted to sort of dedicate a record to where I grew up.”

What’s your live setup like when you’re playing your “solo” material?

It’s not a blaring rock ‘n’ roll show, per say.

When I’m solo, I like folk music, old folk music, and blues music. Kind of typical stuff. It’s not like a punk show, trying to knock you out in the first song. I generally open the set with a ballad, something soft.

I’m not saying in-your-face is bad, I’m just saying I like real songs, and, again, it’s more like a folk singer in a café, but the music is radical. So it’s not all soft like folk music.

There is a real gentleness and tenderness to this new record.

At this age, frankly, I’m going kind of there.

But, I don’t really know. This record, it’s just songs that I like. Some of them I wrote, and some of them I didn’t. But the songs, some of them have a lot of meaning for me in the past year or two. Like Charlie Chaplin’s ‘Smile.’

I’d gone through a romantic breakup and was feeling very sad about it, then I remembered that song. I would sing it when I was sad, and it said a lot to me: I know life can really suck, and it can be really difficult, but try to smile about it.

You really popularized the Silvertone 1448. What is it about that guitar and its tone that’s made it your go-to?

A friend gave me that. Everyone started playing them, but I was playing them when I was 13 or 14. It’s not really anything new for me. I think it became en vogue, and I don’t even know why, but I always say this: Howlin’ Wolf, the old blues singer, his guitarist said the best sound for that type of blues music is a Silvertone.

And I can attest to that. I think they have the greatest sound for that type of music. It really is an amazing sound out of that—not to put down other guitars—but for that type of music.

They’re department store guitars.

Have you gone through a lot of them or are they pretty durable?

The one I have right now I’ve had for many, many, years. At least 20.

You used to play Savannah a good bit.

Are you looking forward to coming back?

I remember one of the last times in Savannah, I had a bad night. It’s not that I wasn’t able to complete the show. It was a difficult night, and I wish it didn’t happen, but it did. And it had to do with, when I was playing with my sister, and we had gotten onstage—and it wasn’t her fault—the drums were very overbearing.

I was trying to be as good as I could be, and I kind of stopped the show for a second. And I wish it didn’t happen like that, but I hope—put it this way: I hope to play a show that everyone likes. And they did like it that night.

It’s not that it was a total loss or disaster. It’s just that I remember stopping, and someone yelled out in the audience that I was alright, but my sister was a lot greater than me. I remember being hurt by that.

But you have a show to do. People say that, but I have to continue on with the show.

There’s not a lot I could do about it. My sister is talented; it’s not a tut on her at all.

On this tour, I have a little more control over what I do, and it’s not just blaring for an hour and a half, and frankly, that’s what my nerves need now. But I do like rockers, and fast songs, so there’s that in it, too.

Just relating to that particular night in Savannah—and I think I’ve been back there since—but it’s been a little embarrassing, but you take the hard knocks as they are, continue, and work, and play, and that’s what I’m doing now.

Savannah’s an incredible town. I walk around a lot of the old town, it’s so interesting. I look forward to coming back. CS

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When: Monday, August 29, 10 p.m.

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the business at 14, so I have a lot of material to choose from! Also material I haven’t recorded, too. It’s kind of everything. It’s a whole history of my life.

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A Rail Good Time Railapalooza offers music, charity, competition, and prizes by anna chandler

anna@connectsavannah.com

Congress Street’s longest-running bar is hosting its first music festival.

Since 1995, The Rail Pub has held a special place in the hearts of locals and visitors alike. With peanut shells on the floor, 40-ounce beers in paper bags behind the bar, excellent karaoke, and friendly, attentive staff, the beloved dive has grown in the last few years, adding a side yard and expanding their musical offerings.

With a fresh stage from their first year as a Savannah Stopover venue, longtime bartender Sean Moloney knew it was time to book a solid day of local talent.

“I love doing booking, and I love putting together shows,” Moloney shares. “I’ve been doing shows for 20 years. I played in bands back in Detroit, where I’m originally from. I always wanted to do an all-day music fest at The Rail, and now we have a legitimate stage.”

Some folks may remember when the cozy outdoor “yard”—complete with seating, cornhole, and a small bar—was a boring ol’ parking lot. When The Rail team transformed the paved nook into the perfect hangout spot, they added a small stage for acoustic acts. As local musicians entertained regulars and brought in new guests, Moloney discovered that live music thrived at The Rail. Eagerly, he reached out to Savannah Stopover Music Festival.

Stopover utilizes a diverse selection of venues throughout the Historic District, and The Rail was a great addition. To accommodate bands like Bruiser Queen, Heaters, Wildhoney, Haybaby, Ancient Cities, and more, Moloney and fellow Rail bartender Corey Dyer added four feet to the stage.

“It’s sturdy!” Moloney promises of the platform he and Dyer built with their own hands. “It made it through Saint Patrick’s Day with drunks dancing on it. I was like, ‘Let’s keep it that way!’”

Music has become a regular part of The Rail experience, and now, Moloney is pleased to debut Railapalooza.

“I want it to be a good Savannah showcase of all-local bands,” he says.

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City Hotel. Photo by jon waits

Ember City. Photo by savannah hawkins

In For A Penny. Photo by wen mcnally

Whaleboat.

Bottles & Cans. Photo by geoff l. johnson

including country favorites Damon and the Shitkickers, the bluesy Bottles & Cans, Irish folk-punks In For A Penny, Whaleboat (Moloney, a drummer, plays in the indie-shoegaze band), bluegrass boys City Hotel, and singer-songwriter Sarah Poole’s new rock band Ember City.

It’s not just about the music: Railapalooza will support the community through fundraising. “[Rail owners] Swanee [Melissa Swanson] and Trina [Brown] donate over 20 grand to charity every year,” Moloney explains. “We always do charity events: Meals on Wheels, The Humane Society. So when the girls asked me to include charity in the event, I said, ‘Absolutely.’ I love doing charity; I’ve always been a volunteer.”

Railapalooza benefits several nonprofits, including The Humane Society, Meals on Wheels, OneLove Animal Rescue, and GRRR! (Georgia Rescue, Rehabilitation & Relocation).

All funds from the event and silent

auction will support their missions. Place your bid on covetable items like a Budweiser-branded cooler that looks like a guitar amp, a Yuengling dartboard, Jack Daniel’s and Pabst Blue Ribbon cornhole sets, and a Jägermeister chilling machine.

Purchase a raffle ticket, and you’ll have a chance to win a Kahuna longboard.

It might seem a little early in the season, but it’s almost time for OctoberFest. At Railapalooza, beer fans will get the first taste of Samuel Adams’ annual favorite brew.

“During 6 to 7 [p.m.]—that’s when In For A Penny’s playing—we’ll have the tasting,” says Moloney.

“They sing about beer and whiskey, so it’ll be great!” he laughs.

After the tasting, it’s time to get competitive with stein hoisting.

“We’ll get 20 girls and 20 guys,” Moloney explains. “There’s going to be 32-ounce glass beer steins full of OctoberFest. It’s ready, set, go, and you gotta hold the stein

as long as you can.”

A seemingly simple task, but hoisting is harder than you’d think. Moloney, who’s competed before, made it three minutes before lowering his arm. The rumored world record is 20 minutes and 13 seconds.

It’s tough, but it’s worth it: if Railapalooza’s winners fall in the top scores in the state of Georgia, they’ll win a trip to Jimmy Kimmel! Live!, where 20 guys and 20 girls will face off. The winners of the broadcast competition will win an all-expenses paid trip to Munich for Oktoberfest.

Whether you’re there with a competitive spirit, a thirst for music, a taste for an afternoon brew, or a desire to give back to the community, Railapalooza has something for everyone. The all-day event may be the first of many musical celebrations in the yard.

“The bar has been growing and growing,” Moloney says with pride. “The yard is getting better and better.” CS

Railapalooza

When: Saturday, August 27, 3 p.m. – 11 p.m.

Where: The Rail Pub Cost/Info: $10 presale tickets available at The Rail Pub, $15 at the door

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El Scorcho Bash-O: Rock 106.1 Beer Release Party @Southbound Brewing Company

Minorcan, McLeod @El-Rocko Lounge

Get ready for some gritty and melodic rock ‘n’ roll at El-Rocko—for free!

A perfect fit for El-Rocko’s throwback vibe, Minorcan boasts vintage influences with playful glee and lo-fi charm. The band calls itself “basement stadium rock,” and it suits. Big sounds erupt in a contained space, and the guitar hooks and choruses are sure to get stuck in your head for days. With roots in Austin, the band now resides in Asheville. Their Texas origins show through in the form of tight musicianship and quirky flair, while their new home, the more woodsy, warm side to the band. In a way, it’s a Savannah return; guitarist/vocalist Ryan Anderson graduated from SCAD in 2004!

Savannah band McLeod has been making waves lately with several appearances around town. Their dreamy, lo-fi psych rock fits nicely with a variety of bills.

Saturday, August 27, 10 p.m., free, 21+

It’s time for a new beer collaboration! Rock 106.1 has teamed up with Soundbound Brewing Company to debut a full-bodied porter called El Scorcho. The “Scorcho” comes from the smoked chipotle introduced into the brewing process; expect chocolatey, roasted and smoky tones with heat!

To celebrate, Rock 106.1 is hosting a big party featuring two bands at the local brewery. Hilton Head’s Akilavue (pronounced a-killer-view) make raw, highenergy rock. Fronted by Doug Marshall (who also led Souls Harbor, a Beaufort metal band that released music with Crash/EMI and opened for the likes of Korn, Papa Roach, and more), Akilavue is inspired by the classics like Led Zeppelin, the modern theatrics of Muse, and the dark pop of The Cure.

Savannah’s Broken Glow joinw the bill with their blues-rock-prog fusion.

If you’re hungry, you won’t have to look far. Dark Shark Taco Attack! food truck and Downtown Catering and Events will be slingin’ their fare in the parking lot.

The first 50 people who attend the event will get a limited-release bomber (beer label) with El Scorcho’s trademark fiery devil. All attendees can enjoy beer samples throughout the evening and will go home with a souvenir pint glass.

Saturday, August 27, 6 p.m., $25 via brownpapertickets.com, 21+

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Barrelhouse South and Lively Up Entertainment team up to bring a stacked doublebill of cross-genre rock.

Danka, hailing from Jax Beach, Florida, blends reggae and punk and fuses it with Southern roots and blues for a definitively Florida sound. Formed when its members were just high school kids jamming after class, Danka has been at it for eleven years, touring nationally and supporting the likes of Slightly Stoopid, Fishbone, Agent Orange, Dick Dale, and more. They’ll hit the studio in the autumn to work on new material to share with their fans.

Fellow Floridians Bonnie Blue have appeared at festivals like Magnolia Fest, Wanee, Swamptown Get Down, and more, sharing their mix of jazz, soul, blues, country, and rock.

Friday, August 26, 9:45 p.m., free, 21+

Alan Bibey & Grasstowne features some of the hottest young musicians in the contemporary bluegrass world. With two chart-topping albums, The Road Headin’ Home and The Other Side of Towne, the band has won the hearts of traditional American music fans worldwide.

Bibey is so steeped in the bluegrass scene, Gibson made a signature series line of Alan Bibey mandolins. A scene fixture since the early ‘80s, he’s played in The New Quicksilver, IIIrd Tyme Out, BlueRidge, and more. In his time in BlueRidge, Bibey was nominated for a Grammy for the band’s recording Side By Side.

Three-time International Bluegrass Music Award recipient Gena Britt plays bass, banjo, and sings. Guitarist/vocalist Greg Luck has performed with bands like JD Crowe and The New South, IIIrd Tyme Out, The Bluegrass Cardinals, The Lynn Morris Band, The Lost & Found, The Bass Mountain Boys, Redwing, The Circuit Riders and Constant Change. Bassist Zak McLamb has won both the SPBGMA International Band Championship and the Pizza Hut International Bluegrass Showdown. A classically-trained bassist, he brings seasoned skill to the rhythm section of Grasstowne. Fiddler Courtney Rorrer has performed not once, but twice, at the Grand Ole Opry. With sharp skills and high energy, they’ll put on a show to remember out in Bloomingdale.

Saturday, August 27, 8 p.m., $23, all-ages

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Rob Spillman: The Tin House editor and author on authenticity, learning by doing, and rock ‘n’ roll writing different things down. I was able to look at hers and have things that I completely missed or I wasn’t focusing on, which was great to have another set of eyes having the exact same experience.

by anna chandler

anna@connectsavannah.com

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Seersucker Live has been bringing literary greats to the Lowcountry for the past six years. Blending the casual elegance of a cocktail party with the offthe-cuff whimsy of a talk show, the organization has crafted a unique culture for sociable bookworms to enjoy the words of critically-acclaimed writers.

As its founders have exhibited a love of puns in the past, it’s safe to say Seersucker’s next episode will be one for the books.

The Tin Curtain Episode features a diverse group of writers from across the U.S. Savannah’s Melanie Bowden Simón just released her first book, La Americana: A Memoir. Julia Elliott, whose work has appeared in Tin House, The New York Times, and more, published her first novel, The New and Improved Romie Futch, last October. Armstrong State University professor Dr. Regina N. Bradley will share words from her current project Chronicling Stankonia: OutKast and the Rise of the Hip Hop South.

Headlining the event is Tin House cofounder and editor Rob Spillman. For 16 years, Tin House has stood out as one of the nation’s leading literary magazines.

In April 2016, Spillman released a memoir, All Tomorrow’s Parties. Chapters alternate between his childhood, spent in Berlin, Aspen, Baltimore, and Chautauqua, New York, and his return to post-wall Berlin as a married 20-something. As Spillman navigates his musician father’s world of opera, dances with his wife at an underground rave in East Berlin, crashes cars again and again and again, hears Talking Heads for the first time, blows deadlines, and wanders Europe, it’s impossible to not become utterly immersed in his journey toward artistic self-discovery.

As the title suggests, Spillman’s story is largely informed by his romance with rock ‘n’ roll, particularly the punk rock he experienced first-hand as a young man. As each chapter of All Tomorrow’s Parties begins with a lyrical excerpt (and, occasionally, a quote from a non-musical hero), Spillman hands the reader a soundtrack—a damn good one—to spin through his story.

Thirsty for the experience of his ex-pat artistic heroes, Spillman often makes endangering choices in the name of bohemian romance, absorbed in the idea of what it means to live an artistic life. His search for identity, home, and his inner spark will echo with anyone who’s longed 24 to make a creative mark on the world.

Had you looked through those journals much?

When I started writing the book. There were a lot of little details and surprising things.

Those sections are very vivid.

Rob Spillman will read at The Tin Curtain Episode of Seersucker Live: A Literary Performance. Photo by mickey foster

How did the format of All Tomorrow’s Parties take shape?

It took me ten years to write the book.

Those first seven years were a struggle, trying to find the voice and the form and wrestling with the material. It wasn’t until about seven years in that I figured out the structure that it is in now. Everything after that was trial and error. It was a total struggle, in a way. I just tried that and it opened things up for me and let me manipulate time in a way that I found worked best. You’d think, as an editor, I’d be able to get there quicker, but editing other people’s work and how it’s done, I had to go through that seven-year struggle to figure out my own.

When you started, how did you hone the narrative?

It was initially just chronological, and no matter how many times I rewrote it, it felt like it was running out of energy. By the time I got to contemporary Berlin, I was moving things around and it injected some energy. I could play with time, drop those pieces in one section.

Did you journal a lot during your time in Berlin?

I kept a lot of journals, and so did my wife, which was really interesting. We were

Most interestingly, I only have a few pictures. We didn’t have a camera, so there weren’t a lot of visual memories to draw on, which made me kind of work harder to remember things. If it was now, I would have my iPhone and would be taking digital files of everything all the time.

But that can almost overlay a memory, or substitute.

Yeah, I couldn’t help but think of that while reading. It’s likely impossible to have the kind of experience you did today.

It’s very different timing now. We’d be digitally connected. It’d be easy to write about the place and the time, because I’d just be posting stuff. We really were pretty isolated. We had to walk to West Berlin just to make a phone call.

The lyrics that preface each chapter— did you find certain songs just came naturally or was it a very deliberate process?

It’s hard when you’re bombarded all the time. I teach an MFA program and I see a lot of new writers come along. People worry about making the next great American novel, but what we’re after is a voice that feels true to the person and only that person could be writing that book or poem.

We all know it when we see it. That’s the individual who’s writing that story. It can be about a really small thing, but you can make it universal.

How did your life experiences that we see in All Tomorrow’s Parties inform the direction and tone of Tin House?

That’s a great question. I think I’m really open to the universe, having been floating all over the place constantly looking for new voices from all over the place. Since I’m from the outside—I’ve taken one creative writing class in my entire life, when I was an undergraduate—I learn by doing.

I think I am really open, too, and I really don’t care where anybody has gone to school or anything like that. I’m more concerned with the writing. I don’t care where it comes from. I’m constantly searching for things that entice me. I’ve traveled in Australia, Africa, to festivals. South America.

Places like that.

That’s interesting, your background in having only taken one class and now teaching an MFA Program. I suppose it’s ‘to each his own,’ but with your learn-by-doing experience in that academic setting, what do you recommend to your MFA students?

You learn by doing, but I don’t know if you can teach how to be authentic. You It was really deliberate, but it came out of can point it out when people are not being when I found the structure. I had a lot of authentic, and if they’re not risking somemusical references sprinkled throughout thing. You can definitely teach people what the whole book when I came across the they’re doing wrong, and point out what alternating structure. I pulled out and they are doing right. So much of it is trustmade a structure of each chapter so they ing yourself and hearing back, trying to play off each other and set the tone. One of write a beautiful sentence. ‘What does it the things the book is about is my anxiety mean? ‘It sounds kind of good, I think, but in being overly influenced by other people’s I have no idea what you’re trying to say.’ It’s writing. I just wanted to make that explicit. a lot of that. If the writer isn’t risking something, you don’t want to go with them. CS On that note of influences, All TomorSeersucker Live: The Tin row’s Parties is so driven by the hunt for authenticity and an artistic voice. I Curtain Episode read the book while traveling and being When: Wednesday, August 31, 7 p.m.

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Saltwater Gestalt

Maritime-themed large-scale installation at Ships of the Sea is a rare experience

By Kayla Goggin

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ON THE edge of the North Garden at the Ships of the Sea Maritime Museum sits a 75-foot long wooden husk of a ship.

Like an artifact from a dream, the ship lays in the garden as if it’s always been there–like it somehow washed up onto the brick walkway in the night.

On the contrary, it’s the result of over a year of planning and work by artist and SCAD professor of Foundation Studies, Chris Nitsche.

Even further, it represents the continuation of over two decades of fruitful examination of maritime forms by the artist.

The wooden hull is a site-specific installation by Nitsche titled “Gestalt”–the museum’s first installation of this kind.

The ship will be unveiled to the public at an opening reception on Friday, August 26 at 7pm but will remain up at the museum through December.

If you can brave the heat, I promise it will be worth it. “Gestalt” is a rare art experience in Savannah, where outdoor works of large-scale art (let alone huge sculptures or installations) don’t come around very often.

Resting on the edge of the garden, the piece offered some cover from the high afternoon sun when I visited it last week.

Wide breaks in “Gestalt”’s slatted wooden body invite visitors to step inside, creating a sense of total immersion with the artwork. From further away, the weather-beaten tones of its exterior seem to play exclusively with texture and color.

Inside, it’s a different matter entirely.

The word “gestalt” means “an organized whole that is perceived as more than the sum of its parts.” It’s a term that appears at almost equal intervals in psychology and design textbooks.

In design, gestalt is usually associated with works that feature several discrete parts which, when unified by principles like symmetry or proximity, come together to form a cohesive image.

On the outside, Nitsche’s installation can be viewed as a “whole”–it’s obvious that what you’re looking at is the hull of a ship. The idea of a ship is so minimally represented though (Nitsche has scrubbed the piece of all but the most necessary visual markers) that once you step inside, it seems to melt away.

The interior of “Gestalt” is a playOn the outside, Nitsche’s installation can be viewed as a whole–it’s obvious that what you’re looking at is the hull of a ship. But the idea of a ful world of light and shadow. It makes ship is so minimally represented that once you step inside, it seems to melt away. sophisticated use of the sun’s appear26 ance through its wooden boards to create

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The Ships of the Sea Museum will very generously offer access to the installation via its garden for free for the duration of its display through the end of the year.

museum’s director, Tony Pizzo, and staff to ensure the safety and structural integrity of the artwork.

Perhaps most notably, the installation process took place over eleven days during the hottest summer on record.

For Nitsche, it was more than worth it.

The artist, whose fascination with ships stretches back to his childhood, is excited to be able to continue his exploration of what he considers to be “too rich of a subject to let go.” “[Ships] mean so much throughout the world. There’s metaphorical and sociological associations related to a ship, what it could mean spiritually or practically… I find that I can explore so many various ideas and embody them in the form of a ship. I find that, for me, it’s created a wonderful sense of purpose and structure.”

“Gestalt” is free and open to the public during museum hours through December.

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patterns of shifting golden sun and gray shadow that filter its entire 75-foot length.

The effect is a meditative one. With the sound of the garden’s many trees shifting in the breeze, the smell of heat on brick, and the visual effects of “Gestalt”, the overall experience is quite beautiful.

Amazingly, it’s an experience you can have for free.

The Ships of the Sea Museum will (very generously) offer access to the installation via its garden for free for the duration of its display.

The second component to the installation–an exhibition of process documents in the form of beautifully-rendered watercolors–is housed in the museum building.

You’ll have to pay the admission fee to see it, but considering Nitsche’s heavy emphasis on process I would recommend it.

“Educationally, I think it’s important to offer [my process] up to my students or any students who are interested in the fine arts or in doing a grand-sized project like this one,” he told me.

“I want them to understand what’s entailed in something like this: the timeframe, the planning and structuring done in advance, as well as the fabrication and set-up on site, and the need for extra help.

It’s a means to demonstrate the arc of creating. I like to de-mystify it.”

The process of making “Gestalt” real was no easy thing.

Nitsche began surveying the site and making initial drawings last summer.

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Black and White: Printwork by Tori Point, Strawberry Moth and Paper Jam Press — Toni Point is a Mississippi based artist who combines her love of a modern and minimalist aesthetic with interesting patterns and tribal influences.

Strawberry Moth is the brainchild of Jessica Duthu, an illustrator in Savannah inspiring youth and imagination through hand-printed clothing and accessories. Aug. 29-Oct. 30.

Foxy Loxy Cafe, 1919 Bull St. George A. Grant Exhibition — Fort Pulaski will close the Centennial birthday week with a special program celebrating the photographic work of George A. Grant, the National Park Service’s first chief photographer. Sun., Aug. 28, 2 p.m. Fort Pulaski National Monument, Cockspur Island.

Gestalt: An Installation by Chris Nitsche — Through early January, Ships of the Sea Maritime Museum will be presenting a large interactive installation by local artist and SCAD professor Chris Nitsche, and a selection of his preliminary sketches will be on display in the Museum atrium. The installation takes the shape of a ship’s hull - 75 feet long, 8 feet high, built in sections with access gaps to enable visitors to walk through the inside of the hull. Museum admission is $9 Adults, discounts available, Children 5 and under Free. Free garden admission to view installation. Opening reception Aug. 26, 7-9pm.

Aug. 26-Jan. 14, 10 a.m.-5 p.m. Ships of The Sea Museum, 41 Martin Luther King Jr Blvd.

One Hundred Years of Harmony: Paintings by Gari Melchers — Artist Gary Melchers played an invaluable role in shaping the collection Telfair Museums as fine arts advisor from 1906 to 1916.

Melchers facilitated purchase of many of the best-known works in the permanent collection, yet Telfair did not acquire a single work from him until he stepped down from his official role in 1916. To commemorate the occasion, Telfair purchased Melchers’s The Unpretentious Garden, a painting that is now one of the most beloved works in their collection. Telfair will commemorate the 100th anniversary of this acquisition with a focus exhibition presenting the treasured painting alongside additional canvases that demonstrate Melchers’s virtuosic ability to capture blissful, domestic scenes. Aug. 26-Dec. 11.

Jepson Center for the Arts, 207 West York St. A Relationship to Place — IPhilippe Dwyer explores cross-cultural identity and its various forms within the hybridized person.

He investigates this concept through the use of textiles as info-graphics to discuss and tell stories of this new multicultural generation.

Show runs August 26th - 28th. Sulfur Studios, 2301 Bull Street.

Just a few more days to see ‘Life: Rooted’ at the City’s Cultural Affairs Gallery.

Continuing Exhibits Afar — The most recent work of acclaimed Brooklyn-based video artist, Janet Biggs. Created with the support of the museum, “Afar” depicts Biggs’ travels in the Afar Triangle, a geologically unstable but visually arresting desert region at the intersection of Ethiopia, Eritrea and Djibouti, in Africa. SCAD Museum of Art, 601 Turner Blvd.

Aqua Vista: Art of our Natural Surroundings — Aqua Vista is a group show highlighting our natural surroundings here on the coast and waterways. Landscapes, marsh scenes, water scenes, flora and fauna are all part of the visual mix. All pieces are less than 16” across a variety of mediums. Profits from Aqua Vista are designated to Ogeechee River Keeper. Through Sep. 2. Location Gallery, 417 Whitaker St. The Classic: Works by Arend Neyhouse and Jesse Lee — The works of Arend and Jesse center on pop culture items.

Arend’s paintings are created with broad passages of colors and shapes. Jesse’s illustrative work captures the delicate and intrinsic line work. Though stylistically different, Arend and Jesse have a unified theme that they use to remember iconic pieces of the past. Through Aug. 28. Foxy Loxy Cafe, 1919 Bull St. A Coastal Gathering: Masterful Oils by Henry Von Genk III — Feel the serenity of the Southeastern Coast as depicted in the works of realist painter Henry Von Genk III. Through Aug. 30. The Grand Bohemian Gallery, 700 Drayton St. Elvis at 21: Photographs by Alfred Wertheimer — Taken during the year Elvis Presley turned 21, Alfred Wertheimer’s photo-

graphs are a remarkable visual record of rock ‘n’ roll’s most enduring figure. Jepson Center for the Arts, 207 West York St. Face to Face: American Portraits from the Permanent Collection — Spanning the period from the American Revolution to World War II, the paintings in this exhibition demonstrate the broad range of American portraiture found in Telfair’s permanent collection. Telfair Academy of Arts and Sciences, 121 Barnard St. Historic Cottons to Modern Polyesters: Quilts from Telfair’s Collection — Made from the rarest silks to the simplest cottons, corduroys, wools, and modern polyesters, Telfair Museums’ small but important collection of quilts are presented in Historic Cottons to Modern Polyesters. Telfair Academy of Arts and Sciences, 121 Barnard St. Life: Rooted — This exhibition by Claudia Furlow and Jeremah Jossim presents a dual effort to incorporate nature and art utilizing painting and preservations. Furlow addresses her subjects by painting representations of animal tissues sourced from her own photographs. Jossim addresses the issue of the use of land through his Preservations series which allows the viewer to interact with key environmental locations throughout the lowlands. Through Aug. 26. Cultural Arts Gallery, 9 W. Henry St. Natural Intricacies — Ruth Sykes’ freeform minimal abstractions curve and wind in colored pencil and ink, creating a woven nest of line work. Influenced by nature, Japanese prints, and art nouveau, these works are made with a minimal color palette. Through Aug. 30. Starland Cafe, 11 East 41st St.

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“Poppy”

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“Savannah” by Luba Lowry

“Ghandi” by Samantha Claar

“Regal” by Patricia Elaine Sabree “Shaman Dog” by Jerome B. Meadows

“Batdog” by Kerry Harried aka “Snitterdog”

Where the dogs are

Take home an artsy pup from annual Friends of Animals auction Aug. 27 them—they now oversee 71 stores in 11 states with two more Savannah spots coming soon—Paul made good on his promise to provide the 100-lb. concrete statues for each artist to embellish with their unique vision.

“One of the nice things with Woof Gang is that we’re at a point where we’re able to give back locally in every community where we are,” he says.

“Savannah is our home, and everything we do here is on another level.”

To wit, the Allens just adopted a rescue dog from One Love, though Paul says there’s another reason he’ll be paying close attention at Saturday’s auction: Woof Gang Bakery’s City Market location has been hosting Tiffani Taylor’s poppy-covered pooch all month, and he’s become rather attached to it.

“You bet I’m going to bid on it. I’d like to see it stay in the store!”

Each artist has a formidable following, which will surely make for a feisty auction.

While public art icon Jerome Meadows creates further east in his studio at Indigo Sky Community Gallery, City Market is also home to most of the contributing artists’ studios, including portraitist Luba Lowry, romantic surrealist Brian MacGregor, Gullah Living painter Samantha Claar and whimsical animal artist Kerry Harried.

Patricia Sabree has been painting and showing her work at Sabree Gallery in City Market for a little over a year and says the bustling environment has “more of a kick to it” than her previous, more isolated space. The prominent location also led to Dr. Gatens to seek her out on a Saturday

Art Walk and invite her to participate in the Pups on Parade Project.

“When she dropped off the dog, I really wasn’t sure what to do with him,” confesses Sabree, who creates dynamic, colorful scenes inspired by her Gullah upbringing in pastoral South Carolina.

“I knew I wanted to add texture, so that whoever bought could touch and feel it.”

Inspired by her love of nature and the traditional Gullah reverence of dogs, Sabree covered the base of the cement statue with sweet grass and worked her way up. As she added pinecones to make the mane, she says the name “Regal” came to her.

“I felt like the spirit of the dog had completely taken over,” she describes.

“You know how people say ‘you don’t train a dog; it trains you’? It was like that.”

While she was working on the sculpture in her studio, Sabree says that passersby would often pet his head or even speak to him, just like a real pup. That seems a good omen for Saturday’s auction, where the more adoration there is for adopting the art dogs, the more the real ones benefit. Plus, they’re already housebroken.

“I believe Regal brings a lot of good fortune and is a great inspiration,” assures Sabree.

“Whoever he ends up with, I think they have something great in their lives.” cs

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homeless pets. Most of them are always struggling.” jll@connectsavannah.com For 18 years, Gatens and the four others who make up the tiny board—Tim Hargus, A pack of wild-looking dogs has occuDick Carlson, Julie Culhane and Shanpied Savannah, and they’re looking for non Downing—have organized and hosted their forever homes. Don’t worry, they’re the annual auction, keeping costs down not dangerous—except maybe to your by pooling their contacts and resources. checkbook.

Savannah Station owner Hargus always All this month, seven local businesses offers up the venue, and food, booze and have hosted the snazzy canine sculptures auction items are donated. painted by local artists as part of the “Ninety-five of everything raised goes Friends of Animals of the Coastal Empire’s straight to the animals. The only thing Pups on Parade Project. Perhaps you’ve we pay for is the flyer,” vows Gatens, addseen one of these cement shepherds stand- ing that even then it’s just to print it, since ing guard at your favorite café or watching the design comes from her husband, forover the sales floor as you shop for vinmer Nikon photographer and current city tage frocks, and dozens of folks checked alderman Bill Durrence. out them all for a scavenger hunt during “We even use the same photo; he just August’s First Friday Art March.

Photoshops a different theme,” she laughs Now these hounds are ready for the of the trio of pets that have been dressed auction block: FOA will host its annual in everything from motorcycle jackets to fundraiser Saturday, August 27 at Savancowboy hats. nah Station, and the dogs are part of the “That cat has been dead for eight years!” magnificent array of items up for bidding.

It’s a tried-and-true formula that has This year’s theme is “Bark Out at the O-Kat raised over a hundred thousand dollars Corral,” inviting guests to deck themselves over the years for local rescue groups. Still, out in Western attire, and the $45 ticket the FOA was open to Woof Gang Bakery includes dinner, drinks and the chance to owner Paul Allen, who suggested adding take home a painted pooch. the artsy animals to bring a higher profile Proceeds from the evening benefit a to the event. variety of local animal welfare groups, “I’d seen it done before with cows and split between the Humane Society, Islands pigs and always thought it would be a fun Feral Cat Project, One Love Animal Residea for Savannah,” says Allen, who runs cue, Save-A-Life, Second Chance Dog Res- the boutique pet shop chain he started in cue and Bryan Animal Caregivers.

2008 with his wife, Cara.

“This event is all we do,” says founding The Allens attended last year’s FOA FOA board member Dr. Barbara Gatens. ] auction right after they opened on Dray“We just want to support those orgaton Street and wanted to get involved. nizations that foster, spay and neuter Though the year has been a busy one for

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And unfortunately for us and our development, they have been conditioning us to make these poor decisions more and more frequently. In order to see that shift back to how things used to be, it will take a wave of consciousness to spread the knowledge and awareness needed to make the next right decision.

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FULL heart, full stomach Late night burgers and Mama’s Louisiana recipes, served with love

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“ARE you full?” Todd Carvell, owner and partner of FULL, inquires immediately after my meal.

On July 15, the Historic District welcomed a new lunch and late night joint that sits snugly behind Sweet Melissa’s on Whitaker Street. With a gas gauge icon representing the basic concept of coming in empty and leaving full, FULL offers more than just hearty portion sizes.

A ying to its neighbor’s yang, FULL provides fresh, never-frozen, burgers, hand-battered to order chicken tenders and gooey macaroni and cheese balls until 4 a.m.

However, this isn’t the average greasy, sloppy, late-night grub that will merely suffice due to an intoxicated craving. Carvell and partners Mark Luft and Michael Clark sought to integrate Louisiana cuisine with Southern comfort classics, making their lunch and late-night menus stand out in the Savannah food scene.

FULL is the epitome of a hole in the wall, a true pint-sized nook with black trimmed crimson walls and metal diamond plate flooring. On the left side, hungry patrons stand in line at the walk-up counter as their made-to-order food sizzles on the metal flat top grill. Then on the right, a full-length black booth scales the wall, accompanying five alternating two-seater black and yellow diner-style tables.

The two pinnacle design features, both representing the driving force of the owners’ motivation to succeed, hang in the back of the establishment.

First, a memory wall of cherished photographs are on display as a reminder of what is truly important, family.

Then, on the adjacent wall, a cracked glass plaque with the hand-stitched words “served with love,” overlooks the food preparation counter. This family relic, 32 that has been passed on from generation to

Deep Fried Spicy Mac and Cheese Balls are made from FULL’s homemade baked macaroni and cheese with added green chilies for heat.

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mustered up the courage to take a leap and move to Savannah.

With his two new life mottos being “life is short…don’t wait” and “if you have a dream, make it happen,” Carvell devised a plan to represent his mother’s legacy in restaurant form.

His efforts were rewarded one fortuitous night six weeks before FULL’s grand opening, when their current spot on Whitaker became available. “We accidently stumbled on this space.”

This opportunity brought friends for a decade, Carvell and Clark, together with Luft, thus creating the FULL “Framily.”

The irony? FULL sits a few doors down from The Lady and Sons, serving as a constant reminder of the mother and son’s special bond.

Fresh chicken breast strips, marinated in a special seasoning, are hand-battered and deep Although FULL’s busiest time is the late fried to order until 4 a.m. Photos by Maria whiteway night shift, often keeping them open until 4:30 A.M., it’s the lunch crowd that gets pampered with a taste of Louisiana. generation, embodies the passion and care “It was all handed down. That’s why we From the Fish Etouffee to the Chicken that goes into each meal prepared with love food so much.” and Sausage Gumbo, their mid-day menu Mama’s most powerful ingredient; love.

As you can imagine, the mother and son tributes Carvell’s mother by utilizing her “Truthfully, my mom is the real reason duo’s most cherished experiences were own made-from-scratch recipes. why FULL is here,” Carvell emotionally those spent around food. When the twoEach day a special Louisiana inspired admits. some spent time in Savannah, they would dish is prepared and served with two Carvell’s heartwarming story begins in dine at his mother’s favorite restaurant, homemade sides, fresh bread, a handmade Lafayette, the heart of Louisiana, where The Lady and Sons. dessert and an ice-cold refreshment, all for he was born and raised. “When you came In fact, pictures of Mama Carvell, only $10. to my house, my mama’s first words were beaming from ear to ear after feasting at Do not hesitate to indulge in Clark’s ‘have you eaten today?’ ” Paula Deen’s restaurant, can be found on homemade baked macaroni and cheese as Carvell reminisces about fond childFULL’s wall of family photos. Each plate a side; it is his mother’s personal recipe. hood memories, like how he and his of food shared with one another amplified As for its contents, Clark confidently brother would sit on the kitchen counters, their mutual desire to open a restaurant states, “Just sharp cheddar, milk and love.” rather than in front of a television. together.

Seeing that these recipes are made with “Everyone back home hangs out in the Nevertheless, their plans tragically came reverence, they are not served during the kitchen, that’s how we had family time.” to a halt on April 9, 2012, when Carvell’s late night hours in order to maintain the His deep-rooted adoration for food was mother passed away, leaving behind her entrée’s integrity and freshness. We can ingrained at a young age. “Whether you beloved family and aspiration to share her respect that logic. were a boy or girl, you learned to cook.” passion for food in a restaurant setting.

If the FULL “Framily’s” homemade Imitating his mother’s kitchen process, But the time of mourning brought healLouisiana recipes don’t tickle your fancy, Carvell mastered all of her secret recipes. ing to the former hotel manager, who then you have to try their grilled and fried

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selections that appear on both the lunch and late-night menus.

To reiterate, this is not the typical chintzy fast-food fare that is commonly available in the late night and early morning hours.

Take the FULL burger for instance. The fresh, never frozen, hand-formed burger patty is made with 50% beef and 50% pork, ground fresh every three days from the Ogeechee Meat Market. As a recipe that took three years to perfect, this burger was originally called the “Todd burger,” named after Carvell who initially made it for backyard grilling.

Additionally, FULL offers fresh chicken breast strips, marinated in a special seasoning, which are hand-battered and deep fried to order. These house-made chicken tenders ended up on the current menu after several patrons expressed a craving for wings. They are now FULL’s biggest seller.

With open minds and empty stomachs, my husband and I paid Carvell a visit one balmy Saturday afternoon. Carvell and his partners were working like a welloiled machine, hustling in and out of the kitchen, prepping Saturday’s ingredients.

First, we were served the freshly ground burger on top of a mountain of sizzling French fries. The hand formed

The FULL “Framily” includes owners and partners Michael Clark, Mark Luft and Todd Carvell (left to right). Photo by Maria whiteway

cheeseburger had the ideal consistency, packed loosely enough to melt in your mouth, and seasoned with just enough salt to enhance the meat.

Cooked to medium-rare perfection, it was topped with spicy pepper jack cheese and freshly cut vegetables.

This burger heads Carvell’s battle to “win best burger in Savannah.”

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However, the burger did not outperform the chicken tenders, which were remarkably thick, juicy and well seasoned. The golden battered exterior contrasted with the pure white flesh, which was clearly a fresh piece of chicken breast.

Yet, the Deep Fried Spicy Mac and Cheese Balls took the cake for me. Clark’s homemade baked macaroni and cheese was formed into 8-ball sized spheres,

breaded with breadcrumbs and spices and then fried to order. These golden balls of creamy decadence had a subtle spiciness that came from flecks of green chilies.

As self-proclaimed sauce zealots, we were thrilled that a small cup of “FULL sauce” accompanied each menu item.

Similar to the seasoning he uses for crawfish, Carvell sought to incorporate those flavors into his special sauce.

This tangy and creamy dip complimented everything from the French fries to the macaroni and cheese balls.

FULL’s first month in the downtown Savannah food scene has been a “roller coaster ride,” Carvell admits.

“We never thought of being a late night place,” but “we just want to feed people. We see the same faces over and over. That tells us we are doing something right.”

FULL seeks to reciprocate the community’s support by giving back and offering all downtown Savannah employees and emergency personnel a discount on meals purchased.

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6, Savannah craft beer week has become an annual event that celebrates all things craft beer related.

Leading into the Savannah Craft Brew Festival, the week before sees various venues all around town host tap takeovers for local and national breweries. The scope varies from small, intimate tastings with single breweries to large-scale events that are sure to attract hundreds of beer enthusiasts.

At many of these events breweries representatives will be on hand to talk beer and hand out some brewery goodies.

Here is a rundown of just a few highlights: Sunday, August 30: Savannah Craft Beer Week has its official start with a ribbon cutting ceremony at the Distillery. All of the Distillery’s 21 taps will be dedicated to Georgia breweries. The event runs from 6-10 pm with all Georgia beers half off from 7-8 pm.

Monday, August 31: Service Brewing is the official sponsor of Savannah Craft Beer Week. They kick things off with a tap takeover at Green Truck Pub. They promise to have several R&D beers available as well as S.B.C. 1, an American strong ale brewed to celebrate Service Brewing Company’s first year anniversary. The takeover lasts from 5-11pm.

Thursday, September 3: Atlanta brewery Burnt Hickory collaborated with Savannah’s very own Coastal Empire Beer Company to brew March to the Sea, a barley wine commemorating Sherman’s march from Atlanta to Savannah. Crystal Beer Parlor will be showcasing March to the Sea as well as several other Coastal and Burnt Hickory brews from 6 -9pm.

Friday, September 4: Night of the Beer Geek 6.0. The title says it all. This is a big night for beer geeks. The Distillery brings out the biggest and most outrageous beers they can get their hands on. This is a night you just might be able to check off one of those craft beer “whales” you’ve been looking for. Night of the Beer Geek 6.0 runs from 6-11pm.

Saturday, September 5: The Savannah Craft Brew Festival is the culmination of Savannah Craft Beer week. With over 150 different craft beers on hand the Savannah Craft Brew Festival promises to be a good look at the variety of beers available in the Savannah market. Tickets are available at Habersham Beverage who, along with Southbound Brewing, are the Festival sponsors. General admission tickets are $45.00 or $50 at the gate. VIP tickets, which get you access to additional beers and entrance to the festival an hour earlier, are $80 (through September 4th) or $85 at the gate. Designated Driver (and you should have one) tickets are available for $20.00 for General Admission or $30 for VIP. Sunday, September 6: Need a little help recovering from all the weeks’ festivities? Join the guys of Brew/ Drink/Run for the third annual Craft Beer Week Recovery Run. Meet up at Atlantic Mall in Ardsley Park for a relaxed mile or 5K run though one of Savannah’s most beautiful neighborhoods. The run starts at 11:30am.

This list just scratches the surface of the events happening at Savannah Craft Beer Week. There are plenty of other locations around town that will be part of the action.

Ben’s Neighborhood Grill, McDonough’s and Hops and Barley all have themed events lined up.

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BEN-HUR

// Back in 1959, when William Wyler’s mammoth production of Ben-Hur debuted, it was comedian Mort Sahl who quipped his review of the film: “Loved him, hated Hur.” Sahl was clearly in the minority — the movie proved to be a box office blockbuster and nabbed a record-setting 11 Academy Awards (including Best Picture and Best Actor for Charlton Heston) — but if the 89-year-old comic cares to repeat his crack for the 2016 version of Ben-Hur, he will likely find he has more company this time around.

This new adaptation of Lew Wallace’s 1880 novel Ben-Hur: A Tale of the Christ is by no means a terrible picture, but it’s a terribly mismanaged one, operating in fits and starts under the auspices of director Timur Bekmambetov.

Bekmambetov’s last stateside assignment was Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter, and perhaps adding some bloodsucking vampires to wreak havoc alongside the bloodsucking Romans might have been the way to go. As it stands, there’s not much here that’s particularly noteworthy, with the best scenes crammed into the first stretch that illustrates how two mutually adoring brothers, the Jewish Judah Ben-Hur (Jack Huston) and the (adopted) Roman Messala Severus (Toby Kebbell), are eventually transformed into sworn enemies.

Along the way, Messala becomes a favorite officer of Pontius Pilate (Pilou Asbaek) while Judah has several run-ins with a soft-spoken carpenter named Jesus (Rodrigo Santoro).

Huston and Kebbell are acceptable in the central roles, and their performances might have carried even more weight had this project debuted on the small screen, where it would have been accorded a more comfortable fit.

Morgan Freeman appears as Sheik Ilderim (the role for which Hugh Griffith won a Best Supporting Actor Oscar in the ’59 version), and having this secondary character also narrate the picture seems like an odd decision until you remember that Freeman once played God and who else but God should narrate such a Biblical undertaking?

As for the Son of God, Santoro’s shuffling, mumbling work as Jesus makes us long for the days when Hollywood epics were only allowed to show Christ from behind and sans dialogue. Still, dramatizations of His crucifixion never fail to stir the soul, and the one featured in this film is no exception.

Other set-pieces don’t fare as well. In fact, what’s most shocking about Ben-Hur is how thoroughly it bungles the two most iconic and riveting sequences from ’59: Judah’s torturous stint as a galley slave aboard a Roman ship and, of course, the

A perfectly adequate recreation of Ben-Hur is perfectly dull

chariot race between Judah and Messala.

The chariot race is hampered by having the other participants sneer like cutrate villains in an Andrew Garfield-era Spider-Man yarn (“Enjoy this lap, because I will keeeel you in the next one!” bellows a bald baddie at Judah, forgetting to add a maniacal “Muahahaha” at the end), but in the case of both lengthy sequences, the decision to film in extreme close-up was ill-advised, and these murky and incoherent bits are further crippled by obvious CGI (one galley shot hints that Bekmambetov wanted to make Hardcore Ben-Hur) as well as rapid-fire editing that recalls those Ginsu blades in action on late-night infomercials.

Because of this, viewers with stomachs sensitive to roller coaster sensations might want to skip the movie altogether — indeed, I can easily imagine Sahl walking out during either of these segments while muttering, “This Ben-Hur makes me want to Ben-hurl.”

SAUSAGE PARTY

/// For those too young to remember the output of Ralph Bakshi, the definitive sequence involving animated intercourse would inarguably be the puppet-sex segment in 2004’s Team America: World Police. Yet even that water-cooler conversation starter looks like an outtake from Finding Dory when compared to the extended orgy sequence in Sausage Party, the latest offering from (with apologies to MAD) the usual gang of idiots — meaning, of course, Seth Rogen, Jonah Hill and the rest of that Apatow-approved crowd.

An outrageous undertaking that’s only slightly more kid-friendly than Rob Zombie’s House of 1000 Corpses, this toon flick for grownups takes place at a supermarket wherein all the products believe that, once they’re purchased, a rapturous afterlife awaits them beyond those sliding doors.

But it’s only through the adventures of a hot dog named Frank and a bun named Brenda (Kristen Wiig) that the awful and inconvenient truth comes out.

The laughs tumble freely in Sausage Party, yet there are also a few stretches where the humor is not only repetitive but pound into the pavement. Yet what’s particularly noteworthy about the picture is not so much its crude comic content (some of it rather insipid) but the weightier thematic elements that envelop the storyline.

Sausage Party is about nothing less than existential angst, spiritual fulfillment, and the search for a higher power in a potentially Godless universe — given these topics, it’s no wonder that one of the characters (a bagel, no less) is made to act and sound like Woody Allen.

There’s also mention of the ceaseless Israeli-Palestinian conflict, a welcome proLGBT stance, and even a meta-moment examining the place of animated films in our entertainment cycle. That’s pretty heady material for a movie in which the primary villain is a douche — and, yes, I mean that literally.

FLORENCE FOSTER JENKINS

/// There’s no denying that Meryl Streep is one of the greatest actresses of our (all?)

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time, but there’s plenty of room to argue that her recent run hasn’t been as astounding as past laps of victory. Despite the knee-jerk awards attention for the likes of Into the Woods and The Iron Lady (and the less said about her appearance in the YA adaptation The Giver, the better), she hasn’t knocked one out of the multiplex since her superb turn in 2009’s Julie & Julia.

With Florence Foster Jenkins, she returns in grand fashion, delivering a performance that’s alternately amusing, brave and, above all, poignant.

Yet she’s not the only one who excels in this based-on-fact yarn about the titular New York socialite, a woman who loved to sing even though her voice was about as pleasing as that of a cat who just had a brick dropped on its tail. As St. Clair Bayfield, Florence’s husband and the person who

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took it upon himself to guarantee that only friends and easy touches were allowed to hear her sing (professional critics were banned from her shows), Hugh Grant is equally marvelous.

Meanwhile, The Big Bang Theory’s Simon Helberg delivers a scene-stealing turn as Cosme McMoon, the talented pianist fearful that his collaborations with Florence might doom his burgeoning career.

Like Tim Burton’s Ed Wood, Florence Foster Jenkins offers a sympathetic portrayal of an individual whose creative and artistic zeal unfortunately outpaced any true talent. Although perhaps it was simply a matter of being born in the wrong era — after all, had she been a product of the 21st century, there’s no doubt she would have enjoyed a healthy run on the idiotic American Idol.

SUICIDE SQUAD

/ After the death knell sounded on the advance screening for the heavily hyped and heavily hopeless Suicide Squad, an elderly woman gently tapped my arm with her cane and asked, “What did you think of the movie?”

Wary that she might have adored the film and would service me with a harder walking-stick whack if I trashed it too harshly, I merely answered, “I didn’t care for it.”

She moved in closer and, with acid dripping from her voice — perhaps even acid syphoned from the vat prominently featured in the picture — she stated, “I think someone should drop an atom bomb on Hollywood for making a movie like this!”

While I’m reluctant to obliterate any industry that on occasion can still give us something as provocative as Spotlight or as charming as Zootopia, her anger was understandable. Suicide Squad is its own kind of bomb, the sort of destructive force whose repercussions will be felt for years.

There’s no doubt that with Suicide Squad, Batman v Superman and the wretched Man of Steel, DC is futilely trying to play catch-up with Marvel, which spent many years and multiple movies building up its brand.

Suicide Squad gets off to a decent start, as government suit Amanda Waller (Viola Davis) talks her superiors into allowing her to assemble a team of miscreants and madmen in order to protect the world in case the next Superman turns out to be an evil entity bent on destroying it.

Via flashbacks, we’re then treated to a roll call of the assembled: the expert marksman Deadshot (Will Smith), the psychotic Harley Quinn (Margot Robbie), the obnoxious Boomerang (Jai Courtney), the human torch Diablo (Jay Hernandez), the misshapen Killer Croc (Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje) and the centuries-old Enchantress (Cara Delevingne).

In a bad scripting/directing call, we do not receive a similar introduction to Slipknot (Adam Beach), so there’s no suspense surrounding his fate when he suddenly pops up on the scene as part of the gang.

All are placed the watchful eye of supersoldier Rick Flag (Joel Kinnaman), whose girlfriend, June Moone, is also the poor woman housing Enchantress within her mortal frame (Delevingne plays both sides of the two-faced coin). To control Enchantress, Waller keeps her tell-tale heart in a box, but once the organ is freed from its prison, Enchantress is then able to resurrect her brother as some CGI giant, turn humans into creatures whose innards resemble those British Aero bubble chocolate bars, and threaten the planet with lots of electrical bolts.

There are other characters crammed into the picture, including Katana (Karen

Fukuhara), so nondescript a character that her sword, stuffed with souls the same way a flounder might be stuffed with crab, exhibits more personality than the person wielding it, and Batman (Ben Affleck), who only drops by to cash a paycheck.

Then there’s The Joker, played by Jared Leto in what was touted by the PR machine as a method-style performance.

There might indeed be method to his madness, but it’s of little consequence. And while the prerelease buzz made it seem as if Leto would rack up as much screen time as Peter O’Toole in Lawrence of Arabia, he’s actually in the film a lot less than expected, basically only around to brutalize Harley Quinn.

Speaking of HQ, she’s at the center of the film’s casual misogyny, an ugly stance that’s weirdly amplified by writer-director David Ayers (whose last picture was the underrated Brad Pitt WWII yarn Fury).

Robbie does what she can, but the part doesn’t provide her with much – even most of her wisecracks land like bricks.

In fact, the greatest failing of Suicide Squad might be its roster of misfits.

They’re intriguingly billed as the “worst of the worst,” but most end up being sweethearts (Deadshot has a daughter, Harley Quinn dreams of a suburban life, Boomerang loves pink unicorns, and so on) and, worst of the worst, most are one-note dullards.

Smith adds some personality to Deadshot, but Courtney is simply annoying, Kinnaman is a human vacuum, and Delevingne has the ancient Enchantress strutting around like a 21st century supermodel (no shock, since the actress is a super-model).

At least the soundtrack is good. As far as elevating audience interest, the killer rock trumps Killer Croc, with such gems as The Rolling Stones’ “Sympathy for the Devil,” Creedence Clearwater Revival’s “Fortunate Son” and Eminem’s “Without Me” blaring over the auditorium speakers.

But it makes sense that no one thought to include Ozzy Osbourne’s “Suicide Solution,” since Suicide Squad isn’t the answer to anyone’s prayers.

JASON BOURNE

// One of those unnecessary sequels requested by absolutely no one, Jason Bourne finds Matt Damon returning to the role of the former CIA assassin with the faulty memory and a very particular set of skills, skills that he acquired … well, Liam Neeson said it better.

Here, it’s Nicky Parsons (returning Julia Stiles) who gets the ball rolling (again) for Bourne. A former CIA analyst now involved in anarchist activities, Nicky tracks down Jason to inform him about yet another mystery from his past.

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powers-that-be at the agency, particularly CIA Director Dewey (Tommy Lee Jones) and an opportunistic agent named Heather Lee (Alicia Vikander, recent Oscar winner for The Danish Girl). Dewey clearly wants Bourne exterminated, even bringing in his favorite hired gun (Vincent Cassel) to pull the trigger, but Heather’s motives and allegiances are far murkier.

Paul Greengrass, who helmed the second and third films in the franchise, returns as director, and he still demonstrates an impressive command of staging cat-and-mouse dalliances on a global stage. His ability to effectively orchestrate mano-a-mano skirmishes, on the other mano — excuse me, hand — seem to have largely deserted him, as the up-close-andpersonal fights are presented as whirlwind blurs of sound and fury. This is especially true of the climactic punch-out, shot so incoherently that we’re left wishing the auditorium seats came equipped with remote controls offering slo-mo options.

Then again, the entire final act of the picture, everything that transpires after a confrontation in a hotel room, is a waste of time, an unnecessary padding that dissipates much of the slow-burn suspense built up over the first stretch of the film.

Stiles delivers a fine performance, although it proves to be far too brief — those (like me) hoping that she would finally step out the shadows of support to become a fully fledged character in the Bourne universe will be left disappointed.

The other supporting players do what’s expected of them — no more, no less.

As for Damon, he still brings a steely determination and haunted aura to the role of Jason Bourne, but he’s let down by co-scripters Greengrass and Christopher Rouse. This series (initially adapted from the novels by Robert Ludlum) has always been about a man discovering his own identity and rediscovering his own humanity.

But in this latest chapter, Jason Bourne is more indecipherable and unformed than ever, with Damon not given much more to do than shoot, brawl, bleed and run. The franchise may be Bourne again, but the character feels as if he’s trying to claw his way back into the womb.

STAR TREK BEYOND

/// With the same level of heroism and determination exhibited by Enterprise crew members as they overcame Klingons, Romulans and William Shatner’s stint in the director’s chair, Star Trek Beyond finds all involved overcoming a troubled production history and shaky pre-release buzz to emerge as yet another winner in the new Star Trek franchise.

Following 2009’s popular Star Trek and 2013’s controversial Star Trek Into Darkness (which has its detractors, though I’m

not one of them), this third entry manages to travel at warp speed when it comes to delivering a satisfying mix of action, exposition, effects and — here’s the real key — characterization.

Despite the shakeup of key personnel —Justin Lin (four of the Fast & Furious flicks) replaced J.J. Abrams as director and Simon Pegg and Doug Jung replaced Roberto Orci and Alex Kurtzman as writers — Star Trek Beyond operates in the same manner as the previous installments insofar as it cannily stirs memories of the original series as well as the motion picture offshoots.

But even those not aware of the homages will immediately be absorbed into the story, as Kirk (Chris Pine) and Spock (Zachary Quinto) both contemplate leaving their positions aboard the Enterprise, albeit for very different reasons. Of course, such personal matters are placed on the backburner once an evildoer threatens the Federation — in this case, a snarling villain named Krall (Idris Elba). The starship subsequently takes a beating (to what extent, I won’t say), and the crew members find themselves scattered across the landscape of a hostile planet.

It’s at this point that the movie truly takes off, since the structure of separating the principals — Spock with McCoy (excellent Karl Urban, finally given more to do), Kirk with Chekov (Anton Yelchin, R.I.P.), Uhura (Zoe Saldana) with Sulu (John Chu), and Scotty (Pegg) with a marvelous new character named Jaylah (Sofia Boutella) — allows everyone a chance to shine. Add in a few nifty plot twists, some impressive stunt work, and a hefty amount of humanizing moments, and what’s on tap is a tasty summer treat that deserves to succeed at the multiplex and beyond. cs

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It’s an interesting angle — although certainly not unprecedented (see Bridesmaids, with its terrific, Oscar-nominated script by Kristen Wiig and Annie Mumolo) — but a large degree of timidity and (maybe?) an unfamiliarity with the subject at hand combine to produce a soft film that, a few R-rated hijinks aside, might as well be playing as part of a primetime sitcom lineup, with a laugh track and some soft-drink commercials thrown in to complete the effect.

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One of the Guys Guys, have you found yourself in a social rut, or just have a need for the art of conversation? Make a change in 2016.

The past decade a diverse group of guys have been getting together about every two weeks to share dinner and opinions on just about any topic. No membership requirements or dues. Just an open mind and willingness to expand your friendship base. For more information visit us on Facebook at Savannah Men’s Club, or if you prefer, email details/questions to savannahmensclub@gmail.com. ongoing.

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Saturdays with Alderwoman Shabazz Residents in Savannah’s 5th District are invited to meet with their Alderwoman every 4th Saturday of the month. Residents may come with specific issues and concerns, or just to meet their representative on Savannah City Council. District 5 runs roughly west of Bull Street and north of 36th Street, and also includes newly developing areas of the City in the southwest quadrant of Chatham County. Free and open to the public. fourth Saturday of every month, 2-4 p.m. 912-651-6410. Shabazz Seafood Restaurant, 502 W. Victory Dr. Savannah Area Young Republicans Get involved. Contact is Michael Johnson, via email or telephone, or see website for info. 912-604-0797. chairman@sayr. org. sayr.org. Call or see website for information. Free ongoing. 912-308-3020. savannahyoungrepublicans.com.

Savannah Libertarians Join the Facebook group to find out about upcoming local events. Mondays. Facebook. com/groups/SAVlibertarians.

Town Hall Meeting District 5 Savannah City Council Member Dr. Estella E. Shabazz will host a Town Hall Meeting to provide information to citizens and receive feedback on the Fairgrounds property. For more information, contact Alderwoman Shabazz at 912-213-6444.

Tue., Aug. 30, 6:30 p.m. Liberty City Community Center, 1401 Mills B Ln Blvd.

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Auditions for Armstrong Youth Orchestra Open to students enrolled in primary grades through high school and including Armstrong students (available for course credit). Auditions, by appointment, are in Armstrong Fine Arts Hall. To schedule an audition, e-mail: savaayo@yahoo.com. Info 38 is also available at www.savaayo.org. AYO is

sponsored in part by the Savannah Friends of Music, www.savannahfriendsofmusic. com ongoing. about.armstrong.edu/Maps/ index.html. Armstrong State University, 11935 Abercorn St. Call for Applications for Weave a Dream Initiative The City of Savannah’s Weave-A-Dream (WAD) Panel has issued a call for proposals for the 2016 Weave-A-Dream Cultural & Arts Projects initiative. Applications will be accepted through the calendar year, while funds are available. Programs are to be completed prior to December 31, 2016. The application must be submitted at least eight weeks prior to the start date of the project; the last date an application can be submitted is October 21, 2016.

Project funding is available up to $2,000 for specific and innovative arts, cultural, or heritage projects or presentations that have a measurable, quantifiable benefit to Savannah’s diverse populations. The Weave-A-Dream Panel seeks proposals that actively involve youth, seniors, and those who have limited access to arts based programs in Savannah. A priority of the WAD funding program is that organizations reach neighborhood communities, encompassing all city districts. To be eligible for consideration, an organization must be a non-profit, 501c3, head-quartered in Savannah’s corporate limits. Proposed programs must also be produced within the City’s corporate limits. No individual artist applications will be accepted. Agencies funded by the City of Savannah for 2016 are not eligible to apply. Applications are available at www.savannahga.gov/ arts. Applying organizations may request application materials and technical assistance by contacting Rebecca Brown at 912-651-6760 or rbrown02@savannahga. gov Through Oct. 21. City of Savannah Department of Cultural Affairs, 9 West Henry St. Call for Collegiate Chapters for Yeshua Next Generation Young adults between the ages of 21-25 with technical and people skills are needed to attend Savannah Chamber of Commerce events and to act as Overseers for collegiate chapters. Please contact Reverend Brenda Lee at (912) 236-3154, email:revbrendalee@ yahoo.com ongoing. Downtown Savannah, downtown.

Call for Entries for “Outta This World” Art in any medium that deals with the exploration of space is eligible for this exhibition about humanity’s relationship with “The Final Frontier.” Artists are encouraged to explore the past, present, and possible futures of space exploration, from stargazing on terra firma to light speed travel. What will we find as we explore our solar system, our galaxy, and our universe?

How will we react as a species to what we find when we get there? What will we learn about ourselves in the process?

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to submit! Deadline to submit is August 25th at midnight Entry Fee: $20, or $15 for Artist Members, for up to 3 works.

Through Aug. 24. 912. 231. 7105. info@ sulfurstudios.org. https://facebook.com/ events/1817868188450636/. sulfurstudios. org. Sulfur Studios, 2301 Bull Street.

Call for Entries for Savannah: A Southern Journey Photo Contest The Tourism Leadership Council is seeking submissions for the cover photo for the eighth edition of Savannah: A Southern Journey. Photos should depict a scene that is unique to Savannah. Savannah: A Southern Journey is the premier guide to Savannah’s sights and activities, providing valuable information for the guests who stay in area lodging properties. This beautifully produced coffee table book also features stunning photography of the sights of Savannah. Entries will be accepted through Sept. 1, 2016. Finalists will be selected by a panel, and the winner will be selected by a public poll after submissions close. For more detailed rules and to submit your photos, visit tourismleadershipcouncil. com/southernjourneycover. Through Sep. 1. Tourism Leadership Council office, 1 International Dr. Call for Exhibition Proposals for Cultural Arts Gallery The City of Savannah’s Department of Cultural Affairs is now accepting exhibition proposals at the Cultural Arts Gallery for the 2017 calendar year. In conjunction with each exhibition, artists are encouraged to develop and present a learning opportunity to the public such as a workshop, lecture or demonstration. All mediums will be considered for non-degree seeking solo or group exhibitions, including video and installation pieces. Proposals should be professionally presented and should include a cover letter; a resume; an artist statement; a previous exhibition record; 10-12 digital images of the work to be considered; and a self-addressed stamped envelope if the proposal needs to be returned. The deadline for submissions is September 9, 2016 at 4 p.m. Proposals should be submitted to Debra Zumstein, Arts Programs Coordinator, City of Savannah Department of Cultural Affairs, 9 W. Henry St., Savannah, GA 31401.

Proposal guidelines are available online at www.savannahga.gov/arts or by calling (912) 651-6783. Through Sep. 9. City of Savannah Department of Cultural Affairs, 9 West Henry St. Call for Participants in PTSD Study Are you a recent combat veteran experiencing psychological or emotional stress related to your combat? You may be eligible to receive first-line medication and talk therapy interventions with proven effectiveness. PROGrESS is a study looking to learn more about how to effectively treat recent combat veterans with PTSD. The therapies are not experimental. You will be randomly assigned to receive either psychotherapy, medication, or both. For

more information about the PROGrESS study, please call 912-920-0214 ext. 2169. ongoing. Online only, none.

Oatland Island Seeks Memories and Recollections for 40th Anniversary Oatland Island Education Center is looking for memories of Oatland Island in honor of their 40th anniversary. People who were part of the Youth Conservation Corp that helped to build Oatland Island Education Center in the 1970’s. Great memories from field trips.

Special family memories of Oatland Island.

Send your photos and stories to memories@ oatland40th.org. Deadline is August 31. undefined. 912-395-1500. oatlandisland.org.

Tell Us Your Ghost Story?

Organization seeks to document your first hand experiences with psychical phenomenon for analysis and potential investigation. Our investigators have reputable credentials and long time investigation training and connections with the top minds and researchers in parapsychology field research and other areas. We are especially interested in Chatham and neighboring counties with special emphasis on Savannah itself and the Historic District. Interviewees should be comfortable with video documentation of themselves and events w/privacy level negotiated beforehand. ongoing. amchclub@yahoo.com. Downtown Savannah, downtown.

Benefits

ALS Ice Bucket Challenge Guerry Lumber hosts an ALS Ice Bucket Challenge to raise funds for ALS research in honor of their late, fearless leader, president and co-owner, Mr. Kirby Beam who passed away from the disease 12 years ago August 1st. Fri., Aug. 26, 4 p.m. https://facebook. com/events/1809910759237334/. Guerry Lumber, 123 W. 44th St. Bark-Out at the O-Kat Corral Please join Friends of Animals for a night filled with fun, drinks, food stations and amazing auction items to support this important community initiative. Western attire prefered. Each ticket includes 3 bar tickets and access to food stations and auction items. There will be live and silent auctions. $45 Sat., Aug. 27, 7-11 p.m. karrie@oneloveanimalrescue.com.

Savannah Station, 601 Cohen St. $5 Bikram Yoga Class to Benefit Local Charities Bikram Yoga Savannah offers a weekly Karma class to raise money for local charities. Thursdays during the 6:30pm class. Pay $5 for class and proceeds are donated to a different charity each month. This is a regular Bikram Yoga class. ongoing. 912.356.8280. bikramyogasavannah.com.

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shelter experience is necessary. Newly trained volunteers will be authorized to serve immediately after orientation. Potential volunteers are asked to notify J. Lewis prior to orientation; though, walk-ins are welcome.

Volunteers must be at least 17-yearsold. ongoing. (912) 525-2151. jlewis01@ savannahga.gov.

Yoga Relay Kate Doran, owner of Savannah Power Yoga, will lead a yoga relay of 108 sun salutations.

Fresh juices, healthy snacks, raffle prizes and extra yoga mats will be available. $25 per registrant or team member Fri., Aug. 26, 6-8:30 p.m. Edel Caregiver Institute, 6000 Business Center Drive.

Classes, Camps & Workshops

10 Ways Buildings Affect Your Mission to Healthy Life Denise Grabowski will discuss the WELL Building Standard, which is based on medical research and is comprised of seven components: air, water, nourishment, light, fitness, comfort, and mind. Free, but RSVPs required Tue., Aug. 30, 11:30 a.m.-1 p.m.

Savannah Morning News, 1375 Chatham Parkway.

Art, Music, Piano, Voice Coaching Coaching for all ages, beginners through advanced. Classic, modern, jazz improvization and theory. Serious inquiries only. 912-961-7021 or 912-667-1056.

Astronomy Sat., Aug. 27, 9 p.m. 912-727-2339.

gastateparks.org/FortMcAllister/. Fort McAllister Historic Park, 3894 Fort McAllister Rd. Ballroom Dance Party with Free Lesson Join us every 4th Friday for a free group lesson followed by a party for dancers.

Come and practice all of your patterns that you have learned in class while meeting some fun people along the way. All ages and levels welcome. You don’t need a partner or have experience to come and enjoy dance with us. $10 per person or $15 per couple fourth Friday of every month, 7:30-10 p.m. 612.470.6683. salondebaile.dance@ gmail.com. salondebailedancestudio.com. salondebaileballroomdancestudio.com/.

SalĂłn de Baile Dance & Fitness Studio, 7068 Hodgson Memorial Dr. Basic to Intermediate Photography In this photography course, students will go beyond just the basics of photography and begin diving deeper into the technical side of photography. Students will also be challenged to think creatively in their photo taking. Students will be evaluated and must demonstrate the ability to operate a camera in different lighting situations $90 Tuesdays, 6:30-8:30 p.m.. 912-651-2005. academics. georgiasouthern.edu/ce/programs/ digitalphotography/. cgc.georgiasouthern. edu/. Coastal Georgia Center, 305 Fahm Street.

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Beading Classses at Epiphany Bead & Jewelry Studio Learn jewelry-making techniques from beginner to advanced. Call for class times.

912-677-3983. epiphany.indiemade.com.

Epiphany Bead & Jewelry Studio, 101 N. Fahm St. Beginning Belly Dance Classes Taught by Happenstance Bellydance.

All skill levels and styles. Private instruction available. $15 912-704-2940. happenstancebellydance@gmail.com. happenstancebellydance.wordpress.com.

Blog and New Media Writing This course is for bloggers and writers, digital marketers and anyone with an interest in new media writing and writing for social media platforms. Students will learn the elements that go into running a successful blog online. Along with the basics of SEO optimization, content tagging, trending calculations, and other new media skills. Emphasis will be placed on learning the specialized voice new media. $125 Tuesdays, 6-8 p.m.. 912651-2005. academics.georgiasouthern. edu/ce/programs/writingclasses/. cgc. georgiasouthern.edu/. Coastal Georgia Center, 305 Fahm Street.

Business Communications This course will examine the basics of communicating in a professional environment. Students will learn how to effectively communicate in environments from creative and art based workplaces, to corporate offices. The course will discuss business emails, writing etiquette, how to prioritize information, and how to address conflict. Examples of how to ensure accountability, problem solve, and effectively ask for help will bolster the skills students learn. $135 Thursdays, 6-9 p.m.. 912-6512005. academics.georgiasouthern.edu/ ce/programs/business-communications/. cgc.georgiasouthern.edu/. Coastal Georgia Center, 305 Fahm Street.

Champions Training Center Offering a variety of classes and training in mixed martial arts, jui-jitsu, judo and other disciplines for children and adults. All skill levels. 525 Windsor Rd. 912-349-4582. ctcsavannah.com.

Chatham Apprentice Program Step Up Savannah’s Chatham Apprentice Program (CAP) is hosting two recruiting sessions in August for its next “E3: Educate, Empower, Employ” job-skills training program, scheduled to start on September 19 and run through October 13. The program is open to men and women interested in enhancing their basic employment skills.

The training is free to adults (18 years and older) through a partnership among Chatham County, Step Up Savannah, Inc. and the United Way of the Coastal Empire.

Those without a high school diploma or GED are encouraged to apply but the program is open to anyone who is unemployed or underemployed. Successful graduates of the Chatham Apprentice Program receive assistance with their job search and one-onone coaching. The application process is competitive and space is limited. Interested individuals should attend an information session, either on August 5th or August 12th 40 at 9am at the Department of Labor, 5520

White Bluff Rd. Through Oct. 13. 912-4010672. tcrooks@stepupsavannah.org. GDOL Savannah Career Center, 5520 White Bluff Rd. Chinese Language Classes The Confucius Institute at Savannah State University offers free Chinese language classes starting January 17. To register, please call 912-358-3160. ongoing. 912-3583160. confuciusinstitute@savannahstate. edu. savannahstate.edu. savstate.edu/.

Savannah State University, 3219 College St. Clay Classes Savannah Clay Studio at Beaulieu offers handbuilding, sculpture, and handmade tiles, basic glazing and firing. 912-351-4578. sav.. claystudio@gmail.com.

Boating Classes Classes on boat handling, boating safety and navigation offered by U.S. Coast Guard Auxiliary. See website or call to register. 912897-7656. savannahaux.com.

Creativity Coaching Do you have a creative idea but don’t know where to start? Is it time to move forward with your project? Work with your very own creativity coach and learn how to blast through blocks, plan your time, and enjoy the richness of a creative life. See website for more info at www.laurenl.com/creativity_ coaching/ or contact Creativity@LaurenL. com ongoing. Online, ---.

Demand-Driven Supply Chain Strategy Georgia Tech-Savannah will be offering a special course -- “Demand-Driven Supply Chain Strategy” -- for logistics companies interested in assessing their current supply chain strategy and implementing a demanddriven supply chain strategy. $3,500 Through Aug. 26. pe.gatech.edu/savannah-campus/ courses/supply-chain-logistics. Georgia Tech Savannah, 210 Technology Circle.

DUI Prevention Group Offers victim impact panels for intoxicated drivers, DUI, offenders, and anyone seeking knowledge about the dangers of driving while impaired. A must see for teen drivers.

Meets monthly. $40/session 912-443-0410.

Family Law Workshop The Mediation Center has three workshops per month for people who do not have legal representation in a family matter: divorce, legitimation, modifications of child support, visitation, contempt. Schedule: 1st Tues, 2nd Mon, 4th Thursday. Call for times. $30 912354-6686. mediationsavannah.com.

Fany’s Spanish/English Institute Spanish is fun. Classes for adults and children held at 15 E. Montgomery Crossroad. Register by phone. ongoing. 912921-4646.

Fort McAllister History: Blacksmithing Thu., Aug. 25, 11 a.m. 912-727-2339. gastateparks.org/FortMcAllister/. Fort McAllister Historic Park, 3894 Fort McAllister Rd. Foster Parent Information Session Elks Aidmore, Inc. will be hosting a foster parent information session for individuals and families interested in opening their hearts and homes to children foster care in Savannah-Chatham County and surrounding areas. Our mission is to provide youth and

families in crisis with the necessary skills and resources to help heal their hearts, restore their hopes and rebuild their lives.

Free Tue., Aug. 30, 5:30-6:15 p.m. 912200-3685. gfrancis@elksaidmore.com.

Elksaidmore.com. Elks Aidmore, Inc, 132 Stephenson Ave. Ste. 102.

Free Bridge Lessons The course starts with Introduction to Bridge (BB1). The following lessons, Competitive Bidding (BB2) and Play of the Hand (BB4), will be offered in September. Intermediate and advanced seminars will also commence in September. Additionally, there are games for all levels of players in the day and evening. Visit our website, www.bridgewebs. com/savannahclubs.com, or call 912-2284838 for more information. Through Sep. 30, 7-9 p.m. Savannah Duplicate Bridge Center, 8511 Ferguson Ave. Guitar, Mandolin, or Bass Guitar Lessons Emphasis on theory, reading music, and improvisation. Located in Ardsley Park. ongoing. 912-232-5987.

Housing Authority Neighborhood Resource Center Housing Authority of Savannah hosts classes at the Neighborhood Resource Center. Adult literacy/GED prep: Mon-Thurs, 9am-12pm & 1pm-4pm. Financial education: 4th Fri each month, 9am-11am. Basic computer training: Tues & Thurs, 1pm3pm. Community computer lab: Mon-Fri, 3pm-4:30pm. ongoing. 912-232-4232 x115. savannahpha.com. savannahpha.com/NRC. html. Neighborhood Resource Center, 1407 Wheaton St. Jules Loves and Women Rock!

Beauty Routine Tutorial Jules De Jesus Fritz, owner of Dollface

by Jules and JMTM has partnered with Women Rock! Founders, Jessica Neeley and Sharon Frame, to teach busy women how to maximize their morning beauty routine for any occasion. 20% of purchases made from JMTM that evening will be donated to the Rape Crisis Center of the Coastal Empire.

Free Sat., Aug. 27, 5-7 p.m. julesmtm.com.

Jules - More Than Makeup Designery & Lab, 30 W. Broughton St. Suite 204.

Knitting & Crochet Classes Offered at The Frayed Knot, 6 W. State St. See the calendar of events on website.

Mondays. 912-233-1240. thefrayedknotsav. com.

Life Challenge Coaching In an environment of patience, nonjudgement and compassion, we will explore the source of your challenge, the beliefs that hold your challenge in place, and discover & enact healthy and healing life changes. For appointment, contact Cindy Un Shin Beach at revfugon@gmail.com, or Text (only) to 912-429-7265. ongoing. Online only, none.

Music Lessons--Multiple Instruments and Styles Savannah Musicians’ Institute offers private instruction for all ages and experience levels for Guitar (electric, acoustic, bass, classical, jazz), Piano, Flute, Banjo, Mandolin, Ukulele, Clarinet, Saxophone, and Voice as well as Music Theory/ Composition/ Ear Training.

We teach public, private and home school students as well as adults at all experience levels. Located at 15 East Montgomery

Crossroads in Office #205 near White Bluff Road, Savannah, GA. ongoing. 912388-1806. smisavannah@gmail.com. savmusiciansinstitute.com.

New Horizons Adult Band Program Music program for adults who played a band instrument in high school/college and would like to play again. Mondays at 6:30pm at Portman’s. $30 per month. All ages and ability levels welcome. Call for info. ongoing.

912-354-1500. portmansmusic.com.

Portman’s Music Superstore, 7650 Abercorn St. Novel Writing Write a novel, finish the one you’ve started, revise it or pursue publication. Awardwinning Savannah author offers one-onone or small group classes, mentoring, manuscript critique, ebook formatting. Email for pricing and scheduling info. ongoing. pmasoninsavannah@gmail.com.

Photography Classes Beginner photography to post production. Instruction for all levels. $20 for two-hour class. See website for complete class list. 410-251-4421. chris@chrismorrisphotography.com. chrismorrisphotography.com.

Piano Voice-Coaching Pianist with M/degree,classical modern jazz improvisation, no age limit. Call 912-9617021 or 912-667-1056. Serious inquiries only. ongoing.

Pole Fitness Classes Pole dancing is a beautiful artform, and a combination of dance, flexibility and gymnastics. Pole dancing has quickly become one of the most popular forms of fun and exercise for women. It can help you lose weight, gain beautiful muscle tone, make you stronger than ever and build confidence like no other form of exercise can. Join us on Tuesday nights and get fitter and stronger than you’ve ever been, with this amazing full body workout. Schedule TBA $20 Every other Tuesday, 7-9 p.m. 912-9881052. Mediterranean Tavern, 125 Foxfield Way. Pranayama and Kirtan Dr. Sundara Balasubramanian, cell biologist from MUSC in Charleston returns for this breath and chanting workshop. Sessions on Sat & Sunday, suitable for all levels.

NO experience necessary! $50 for Sat, $25 for Sunday. Save by signing up for both - $60. $50-$60 Sat., Aug. 27, 2-6 p.m. and Sun., Aug. 28, 11:30 a.m.-1:30 p.m.

912.200.4809. info@savannahyogabarre. com. savannahyogabarre.com. Savannah Yoga Barre, 2132 E Victory Drive.

Project Management- Basics This course provides an overview of the ten knowledge-based principles for managing successful projects: Scope, integration, communication, time, cost, procurement, risk management, quality control, human resources, and project stakeholder management. The training includes practical exercises and an in-class group project.

Participants receive a manual, electronic forms, and other resource materials. $675 Tue., Aug. 30, 9 a.m.-3:30 p.m. 912-6512005. academics.georgiasouthern.edu/ ce/programs/projectmanagement/. cgc. georgiasouthern.edu/. Coastal Georgia Center, 305 Fahm Street.

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R&B Soul Adult Line Dancing The R&B Soul line dance group Savannah Show Stoppers are conducting line dance classes every Monday night at the West Broad St. YMCA and every Tuesday nights at the John Delaware Center. Both classes starts at 6:30. Lamont Hunter, the founder of the Savannah Show Stoppers, is the Instructor. Donations Mondays, 6:30-8 p.m. and Tuesdays, 6:30-8 p.m. 912-220-7712. hlamont70@yahoo.com. YMCA-West Broad St, 1110 May St. Reiki Treatment Reiki relaxes & rejuvenates; promotes emotional & physical healing; reduces neuromuscular & arthritic pain. E-mail request for appointment/ Fee base at revfugon@gmail.com, or Text (only) 912429-7265 ongoing. Online only, none.

A. Roper Studio - Voice Technique and Coaching Experienced and successful voice instructor is accepting students. Nurturing and collaborative studio. Services offered include strengthening the voice, range extension, relaxation techniques, and coaching through various styles of music.

Audition and competition preparation.

Located 15 minutes from downtown. Varies Mondays-Saturdays, 8 a.m.-8 p.m. 912-4840628. Downtown Savannah, downtown.

Russian Language Classes Learn to speak Russian. All experience levels welcome, beginner to expert. Call for info. ongoing. 912-713-2718.

Startup Boot Camp Georgia Tech Savannah hosts this series

of workshops that will help entrepreneurs identify and vet their target customer segments, articulate the value proposition, make financial projections, and prepare them to meet with investors. Applications are now being accepted. To apply, visit atdc. org/uncategorized/atdc-savannah-startupbootcamp. Tuesdays.. yvonne@atdc.org.

Creators’ Foundry, 415 W Boundary St. Youth Art and Yoga Creative Charge Workshop A bi-weekly, nine week session held one day after school and one Saturday each week to engage participants from ages 16-23 in developing the frontal lobe area of the brain. New gray matter thickens in this area of the brain in adolescence with a use it or lose it life span. Classes will culminate with participation in the ZemiZen Fashion Event on November 18th, 2016. Refer to the web domain below for more information or call to have a flier mailed to you. Only ten participants accepted. $450 for the 18 sessions including supplies Wed., Aug. 24, 5:45-7:45 p.m. 340-277-8651. clmale@ yahoo.com. cindymalenanonow.com/ artclasses. cindymalenanonow.com. Cindy Male Art and Yoga, 2424 Drayton Street.

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Clubs & Organizations

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50 Michael of “Arrested Development” 52 Herb-flavored 28-Across 54 He’ll pour you one 56 Slippery fish 57 Frying pan sound 58 It really isn’t butter 59 Cellular tissue that makes up all glands 63 More than want 64 “Other” category, for short 65 Recent NFL Hall of Fame inductee Brett 66 Investigators: Abbr.

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25 Boxers alternatives 26 “Unaccustomed as ___ ... “ 27 The Rock’s real first name 30 Not so well off 32 Aphrodite’s beloved 34 Beethoven’s Third, familiarly 35 African antelope 36 Costar of Bea and Betty 39 Board game where players guess what three things have in common 40 Puff the Magic Dragon’s land 41 Address of the Boss’s band 42 Zoologist’s eggs 43 Hard to pin down 47 Nutritional supplement brand in cans 48 Flunkies 51 Axis, to the Allies 52 “___ Interwebs” (sarcastic name for online sites) 53 “___ My Heart in San Francisco” 55 Body ___ (piercings, earlobe stretching, etc.)

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opportunity to strengthen their idea and gain connections in the Savannah community.

1MC meets every Wednesday at the Creative Coast 9-10a. Apply to present online: www.1millioncups.com/Savannah Free Wednesdays, 9 a.m.. 1millioncups. com/savannah. Creators’ Foundry, 415 W Boundary St. Abeni Cultural Arts Dance Classes Classses for multiple ages in performance dance and adult fitness dance. African, modern, ballet, jazz, tap, contemporary, gospel. Held at Abeni Cultural Arts studio, 8400-B Abercorn St. Call Muriel, 912-6313452, or Darowe, 912-272-2797. ongoing. abeniculturalarts@gmail.com.

Avegost LARP Live action role playing group that exists in a medieval fantasy realm. generallly meets the second weekend of the month. Free for your first event or if you’re a non-player character. $35 fee for returning characters. ongoing. godzillaunknown@gmail.com. avegost.com.

Buccaneer Region SCCA Local chapter of the Sports Car Club of America, hosting monthly solo/autocross driving events in the Savannah area. Anyone with a safe car, insurance and a valid driver’s license is eligible to participate. See website. ongoing. buccaneerregion.org.

Business Networking on the Islands Small Business Professionals Islands Networking Group meets first Thursday each month, 9:30am-10:30am. Tradewinds Ice Cream & Coffee, 107 Charlotte Rd. Call for info. ongoing. 912-308-6768.

Chatham Sailing Club Friday evening social event at the clubhouse.

Meet Members and their families who all enjoy water based activities but whose prime interest is sailing. This BYOB event is free and all are welcome, but Membership is encouraged after several visits once interest is gauged!! We look forward to meeting you.

Fridays, 7-10 p.m. pranschkec3@gmail.com.

Young’s Marina, 218 Wilmington Island Rd. Coastal Bead Society Coastal Bead Society monthly meetings, 12 noon on the third Friday of the Month at the Coastal Georgia Center, 303 Fahm Street, near SCAD. All beaders are welcome. ongoing. wyrnut18@gmail.com. cgc. georgiasouthern.edu/. Coastal Georgia Center, 305 Fahm Street.

Fiber Guild of the Savannahs A club focusing on weaving, spinning, basket making, knitting, crocheting, quilting, beading, rug hooking, doll making, and other fiber arts. Meets at Oatland Island Wildlife Center, first Saturday of the month (Sept.-June) 10:15am. Mondays, 10:30 a.m. fiberguildsavannah.homestead.com/. Fiber Guild of the Savannahs, 711 Sandtown Road GA. Historic Flight Savannah A non-profit organization dedicated to sending area Korean War and WWII veterans to Washington, DC, to visit the WWII Memorial. All expenses paid by Honor Flight Savannah. Honor Flight seeks contributions, and any veterans interested in a trip to Washington. Call for info. ongoing. 912-5961962. honorflightsavannah.org.

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Meets the second Thursday of every month from 6pm-7:30pm. Tubby’s Tank House, 2909 River Drive, Thunderbolt. Attendees pay for their own meals. RSVP by phone. ongoing. 912-660-8257.

Hostess City Toastmasters Got something to say? Find your voice or ramp up your presentation style in a friendly and supportive atmosphere. We take turns practicing speeches and giving constructive feedback so we can all improve as public speakers. Terrified beginners to expert presenters welcome. Tue., Aug. 30, 6-7 p.m. hostesscity.toastmastersclubs.org. thincsavannah.com. Thinc Savannah, 35 Barnard St. 3rd Floor.

HVJ Class of ‘86 30th Reunion Classmates and friends are invited to Herschel V. Jenkins Class of ‘86 30th Reunion Weekend. To make reservations and more information contact Lisa Smith Edwards @ 912-596-1277 or Tiffany Maxwell @ 912-658-8662 for further details and deadlines to participate. 120.00 Thu., Aug. 25, 7:30 a.m.-7:30 p.m. 912-658-8662. tiffmaxx68@gmail.com. Tiffany Maxwell, 137 DeVane Street.

Knitters, Needlepoint and Crochet Meets every Wednesday. Different locations downtown. Call for info. No fees. Want to learn? Join us. ongoing. 912-308-6768.

Low Country Turners A club for wood-turning enthusiasts. Call Steve Cook for info at number below. ongoing. 912-313-2230.

Military Order of the Purple Heart Ladies Auxiliary Meets the first Saturday of the month at 1:00pm. Call for info. ongoing. 912-7864508. American Legion Post 184, 3003 Rowland Ave. Philo Cafe Discussion group that meets every Monday, 7:30pm - 9:00pm at various locations.

Anyone craving good conversation is invited. Free to attend. Email for info, or see Facebook.com/SavannahPhiloCafe.

Mondays. athenapluto@yahoo.com.

R.U.F.F. - Retirees United for the Future RUFF meets the last Friday of each month at 10am to protect Social Security, Medicare, Medicaid and related senior issues. Parking in the rear. Free to all Seniors ongoing. 912344-5127. Savannah Tree Foundation, 3025 Bull Street.

Safe Kids Savannah A coalition dedicated to preventing childhood injuries. Meets 2nd Tuesday each month, 11:30am-1:00pm. See website or call for info. ongoing. 912-353-3148. safekidssavannah.org.

Savannah Brewers’ League Meets 1st Wednesday of the month, 7:30pm at Moon River Brewing Co. Call or see website for info. ongoing. 912-447-0943. hdb.org. moonriverbrewing.com/. Moon River Brewing Co., 21 West Bay St. The Savannah Chinese Corner The Savannah Chinese Corner welcomes anyone interested in Mandarin language or Chinese culture. Meets every Sunday morning from 10 am to noon. Check the Facebook group to see meeting location. ongoing. https://facebook.com/

chineseinsavannah/?fref=ts. Downtown Savannah, downtown.

Savannah Council, Navy League of the United States A dinner meeting every 4th Tuesday of the month at 6:00 pm at local restaurants. 3rd Tuesday in November; none in December.

For dinner reservations, please call Sybil Cannon at 912-964-5366. ongoing. 912-7487020. savannahnavyleague.us.

Savannah Go Club This is a new club for the board game “go” (igo, weiqi, baduk). For places and times, please call John at 734-355-2005. ongoing.

Downtown Savannah, downtown.

Savannah Go Green Meets most Saturdays. Green events and places. Share ways to Go Green each day.

Call for info. ongoing. 912-308-6768.

Savannah Kennel Club Monthly meetings open to the public the 4th Monday each month, Sept. through June. ongoing, 7 p.m. savannahkennelclub.org.

Carey Hilliard’s (Southside), 11111 Abercorn St. Savannah Newcomers Club Open to women who have lived in the Savannah area for less than two years.

Membership includes monthly luncheon and program. Activities, tours and events help you learn about Savannah and make new friends. Ongoing sign-up. savannahnewcomers.com. ongoing.

Savannah Parrot Head Club Beach, Buffet and no dress code. Check website for events calendar or send an email for Parrot Head gatherings. ongoing. savannahphc@yahoo.com. savannahphc. com.

Society for Creative Anachronism Meets every Saturday at the south end of Forsyth Park for fighter practice and general hanging out. For people interested in re-creating the Middle Ages and Renaissance. Free Saturdays, 11 a.m.. savannahsca.org. Forsyth Park, Drayton St. & East Park Ave. Savannah Toastmasters Helps improve speaking and leadership skills in a friendly, supportive environment.

Mondays, 6:15pm, Memorial Health University Medical Center, in the Conference Room C. ongoing. 912-484-6710. memorialhealth.com/. Memorial Health University Medical Center, 4700 Waters Ave. Savannah Veggies and Vegans Join the Facebook group to find out more about vegetarian and vegan lifestyles, and to hear about upcoming local events.

Mondays.

Toastmasters Toastmasters International is an organization which gives its members the opportunity to develop and improve their public speaking abilities through local club meetings, seminars, and contests.

Regardless of your level of comfort with public speaking, you will find a club that is interested in helping you improve your speaking abilities. Free Tuesdays, 6-7 p.m.. hostesscity.toastmastersclubs.org. thincsavannah.com. Thinc Savannah, 35 Barnard St. 3rd Floor.

U.S. Coast Guard Auxiliary Flotilla A volunteer organization that assists the

U.S. Coast Guard. Meets 4th Wednesday at 6pm at Barnes, 5320 Waters Ave. All ages welcome. Prior experience/boat ownership not required. fourth Wednesday of every month.. 912-598-7387. savannahaux.com.

Vietnam Veterans of America Chapter 671 Meets second Monday of each month, 7pm, at the American Legion Post 135, 1108 Bull St. ongoing. 912-429-0940. rws521@msn. com. vvasav.com.

Woodville-Tompkins Scholarship Foundation Meets second Tuesday each month (except October) 6:00pm, Woodville-Tompkins, 151 Coach Joe Turner St. Call or email for info. ongoing. 912-232-3549. chesteraellis@ comcast.net.

Dance

5Rhythms A dance. A meditation. Why 5Rhythms?

Sweat. Workout. Release. Creativity.

Connection. Community. Expression.

Awareness.. Presence. Grounding. In the practice, we each do our dance to “a wave” of music taking us through the 5 rhythms of: flowing, staccato, chaos, lyrical and stillness. We just have to ”show up” and let the dance do us. No experience needed. Open to all bodies (16 years and older please.) Led by: Dana Danielson, Certified 5Rhythms teacher. MONTHLY CLASSES. Savannah & Bluffton. For details: danadanielson.com or Waves Savannah, on Facebook. ongoing. No physical address given, none.

Adult Ballet Class Maxine Patterson School of Dance, 2212 Lincoln St, offers adult ballet on Thursdays, 6:30pm-7:30pm $12 per class. Call for info. ongoing. 912-234-8745.

Adult Ballet Toning Always wanted the body of a ballerina?

Well.. YOU CAN! Our class is designed to stretch, tone, and enhance your body to become healthier than ever. Join us and check out the calendar for dates to enroll. (this is apart of our fitness package of 10 classes for $80) $10.00 Mondays, 5 p.m.

912.312.3549. reservetodance@gmail. com. salondebailedancestudio.com. Salon de Baile Dance Studio, 7064 Hodgson Memorial Drive.

Adult Intermediate Ballet Mondays and Wednesdays, 7pm-8pm. $12/class or $90/8 classes. Call for info.

Academy of Dance, 74 W. Montgomery Crossroad. Wednesdays. 912-921-2190.

Argentine Tango Lessons Sundays 1:30-3;30pm. Open to the public. $3 per person. Wear closed toe leather shoes if possible. Doris Martin Dance Studio, 8511-h ferguson Ave. Call or email for info. ongoing. 912-925-7416. savh_tango@yahoo.com. ongoing. 912-6049087.

Ballet FIT! Love ballet? We are ready to get that body in ballet shape. This total body workout is great for low impact and high impact movements. With a series of bar, floor, and mat exercises, you will leave refreshed and stretched. Toning, stretching, and strengthening are our goals for you. See calendar for details. $15.00,

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$10.00, $8.00, $5.00 Thursdays, 5-6 p.m.

412.470.6683. salondebaile.dance@ gmail.com. salondebailedancestudio.com. salondebaileballroomdancestudio.com/.

Salón de Baile Dance & Fitness Studio, 7068 Hodgson Memorial Dr. Ballroom Group Dance Class Weekly ballroom dance classes focus on two types of dance each month. Open to partners/couples or to solos. The $35 for 4 weeks or $10 drop in Mondays, 7 p.m.

912.312.3549. reservetodance@gmail. com. salondebailedancestudio.com. Salon de Baile Dance Studio, 7064 Hodgson Memorial Drive.

Ballroom/Latin Group Class Group classes every Tuesday and Wednesday at 8pm. Tuesdays focus on fundamental steps, styling, and techniques.

Wednesday’s classes are more specific, with advanced elements. $15/person and $25/ couple Wednesdays, 8 p.m. and Tuesdays..

912-335-3335. savannahballroom@gmail. com. savannahballroomdancing.com.

Savannah Ballroom Dance Studio, 11 Travis Street.

Basic Shag Lessons Every Wednesday at 6:45 p.m. ongoing. doublesnightclub.com/. Doubles Nightclub, 7100 Abercorn St. Beginner’s Belly Dance Classes Learn basic moves and choreography with local Belly Dancer, Nicole Edge. Class is open to all ages and skill levels. Walk-ins welcome. 15.00 Wednesdays, 7-8 p.m.

912-596-0889. edgebelly@gmail.com. edgebellydance.com. Fitness on Broughton, 1 E. Broughton St. Beginners Belly Dance Classes Instructed by Nicole Edge. All ages/Skill levels welcome. Sundays, 12pm-1pm.

Fitness body and balance studio. 2127 1//2 E. Victory Dr. $15/class or $48/hour. Call or see website. ongoing. 912-596-0889. cairoonthecoast.com.

Beginners Belly Dancing with Cybelle For those with little-to-no dance background.

Instructor is formally trained, has performed for over ten years. $15/person. Tues. 7pm8pm. Private classes and walk ins available.

Synergistic Bodies, 7724 Waters Ave. ongoing. 912-414-1091. info@cybelle3.com. cybelle3.com.

C.C. Express Dance Team Wednesdays, 6pm-8pm. Clogging or tap dance experience is necessary. Call Claudia Collier for info. ongoing. 912-748-0731.

Windsor Forest Recreation Building, Windsor Forest.

Dance for Peace A weekly gathering to benefit locals in need.

Music, dancing, fun for all ages. Donations of nonperishable food and gently used or new clothing are welcomed. Free and open to the public. Sundays, 3 p.m. 912-547-6449. xavris21@yahoo.com. Forsyth Park, Drayton St. & East Park Ave. Dance Night Salsa Savannah sponsors this dance night.

Be advised that locations often change. Visit salsasavannah.com or call 912-704-8726 for updated locations. Fridays, 10 p.m. Latin Chicks (Waters Ave.), 5205 Waters Avenue.

Salsa Savannah sponsors this dance night.

Be advised that locations often change. Visit

salsasavannah.com or call 912-704-8726 for updated locations. Thursdays, 10 p.m.

Gatsby’s, 408 West Broughton Street.

Dance Party Dance on Thursdays at 8pm--fun, friendship, and dancing. Free for Savannah Ballroom students. $10 for visitors ($15 for couples). free - $15 Thursdays, 8 p.m. 912-3353335. savannahballroom@gmail.com. savannahballroomdancing.com. Savannah Ballroom Dance Studio, 11 Travis Street.

DJ Greer DJ Greer spinning some old and new R&B. Happy hour all night long. Fridays, 8 p.m.-2:30 a.m. 828 216 9005. jgoodfellas@ yahoo.com. doublesnightclub.com/.

Doubles Nightclub, 7100 Abercorn St. Free Trial Shimmy Chic: Belly Dance Fitness Shimmy and Shake with a BRAND NEW dance fitness program that we will start offering in January after the holiday break. Shimmy Chic is a low impact, high cardio workout that is designed to teach beginners and challenge the seasoned dancer. You will learn the true skill of belly dance while getting a great workout.

Our instructor, Kit Dobry, is the only one certified in the Savannah area to teach this great workout! *Yoga mat is required Join us for a FREE trial Thursday, December 17th. FREE Thursdays, 7-8 p.m.. 612-470683. salondebaile.dance@gmail.com. salondebailedancestudio.com. Salon de Baile Dance Studio, 7064 Hodgson Memorial Drive.

Kids Ballroom Group Class Get the next generation involved with all the styles of partnership dances. We teach etiquette, the history, and how to actually dance them! Get them involved today to get ready for our Monthly Ballroom Dance. $40 for 4 weeks Tuesdays, 6-6:45 p.m. 612.470.6683. salondebaile.dance@ gmail.com. salondebailedancestudio.com. salondebaileballroomdancestudio.com/.

Salón de Baile Dance & Fitness Studio, 7068 Hodgson Memorial Dr. Kids Hip Hop and Jazz Mondays, 6 p.m. salondebailedancestudio. com. Salon de Baile Dance Studio, 7064 Hodgson Memorial Drive.

Kids Tap Teaching two skills in one class: music and dance. Join our newest tap class for

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kids to enjoy learning different rhythms and foot patters for fun music. Tap shoes are required and can be purchased at our studio! Sign up today and start tomorrow. $40 for 4 weeks Thursdays, 6-6:45 p.m.

612.470.6683. salondebaile.dance@ gmail.com. salondebailedancestudio.com. salondebaileballroomdancestudio.com/.

Salón de Baile Dance & Fitness Studio, 7068 Hodgson Memorial Dr. Kids/Youth Dance Class Kids Group class on various Ballroom and Latin dances. Multiple teachers. Ages 4-17 currently enrolled in the program. Prepares youth for social and/or competitive dancing. $15/person Saturdays, 10 a.m. 912-3353335. savannahballroom@gmail.com.

savannahballroomdancing.com. Savannah Ballroom Dance Studio, 11 Travis Street.

LaBlast Dance Fitness Created by world renowned dancer and ABC’s “Dancing with the Stars” professional, Louis Van Amstel, LaBlast uniquely combines a wide variety of ballroom dance styles and music genres. Do the Cha Cha Cha, Disco, Jive, Merengue, Salsa and Samba set to everything from pop and rock to hip-hop and country – and burn fat and blast calories! No experience and no partner necessary. $15.00 drop in or 10 classes for $80.00 Mondays, 6-7 p.m. and Wednesdays, 6-7 p.m. 912.312.3549. reservetodance@ gmail.com. salondebailedancestudio.com.

Salon de Baile Dance Studio, 7064 Hodgson

Memorial Drive.

Latin Nite Salsa DJ Vaina Enventos brings Latin Night to Doubles. Happy hour all night long. NONE Thursdays, 8 p.m.-2:30 a.m. 828 216 9005. jgoodfellas@yahoo.com. doublesnightclub. com/. Doubles Nightclub, 7100 Abercorn St. Mahogany Shades of Beauty Dance classes - hip hop, modern, jazz, West African, ballet, lyrical and step. Modeling and acting classes. All ages/levels welcome.

Call Mahogany for info. ongoing. 912-2728329.

Modern Dance Class Beginner and intermediate classes. Fridays 10am-11:15am. Doris Martin Studio, 7360 Skidaway Rd. Call Elizabeth for info.

Free Will Astrology

ARIES (March 21-April 19)

In the coming weeks, I hope you won’t scream curses at the rain, demanding that it stop falling on you. Similarly, I suggest you refrain from punching walls that seem to be hemming you in, and I beg you not to spit into the wind when it’s blowing in your face. Here’s an oracle about how to avoid counterproductive behavior like that: The near future will bring you useful challenges and uncanny blessings if you’re willing to consider the possibility that everything coming your way will in some sense be an opportunity.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20)

Oh how I wish you might receive the grace of being pampered and nurtured and entertained and prayed for. I’d love for you to assemble a throng of no-strings-attached caretakers who would devote themselves to stoking your healing and delight. Maybe they’d sing to you as they gave you a manicure and massaged your feet and paid your bills. Or perhaps they would cook you a gourmet meal and clean your house as they told you stories about how beautiful you are and all the great things you’re going to do in the future. Is it possible to arrange something like that even on a modest scale, Taurus? You’re in a phase of your astrological cycle when you most need this kind of doting attention—and when you have the greatest power to make it happen.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20)

I invite you to dream about your true home . . . your sweet, energizing, love-strong home . . . the home where you can be high and deep, robust and tender, flexible and rigorous . . . the home where you are the person that you promised yourself you could be. To stimulate and enhance your brainstorms about your true home, experiment with the following activities: Feed your roots . . . do maintenance work on your power spot . . . cherish and foster your sources . . . and refine the magic that makes you feel free.

Can you handle one more set of tasks designed to enhance your domestic bliss? Tend to your web of close allies . . . take care of what takes care of you . . . and adore the intimate connections that serve as your foundation.

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It’ll be one of those rapid-fire, adjust-on-the-fly, thinkon-your-feet, go-with-your-gut times for you—a headspinning, endorphin-generating, eye-pleasing, intelligence-boosting phase when you will have opportunities to relinquish your attachments to status quos that don’t serve you. Got all that, Cancerian? There’ll be a lot of stimuli to absorb and integrate—and luckily for you, absorbing and integrating a lot of stimuli will be your specialty.

I’m confident of your ability to get the most of upcoming

ongoing. 912-354-5586.

Mom and ME DANCE Classes Does your baby love to dance? Sign up for our MOM and Me Dance class and explore movement to fun music and learn the basic skills of dance to develop better motor skills for your child. 18 months to 2 years old. $40.00 for 4 weeks Saturdays, 9-9:30 a.m. 612.470.6683. salondebaile.dance@ gmail.com. salondebailedancestudio.com. salondebaileballroomdancestudio.com/.

Salón de Baile Dance & Fitness Studio, 7068 Hodgson Memorial Dr. Salsa Lessons Learn to dance salsa and bachata, and try it free before you buy it. Call 912-704-8726 to reserve your space and visit salsasavannah.

by Rob brezsny

beautyandtruth@freewillastrology.com

encounters with cute provocations, pleasant agitation, and useful unpredictability. One more tip: Be vigilant and amused as you follow the ever-shifting sweet spot.

on the people and animal and things that are important to you.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22)

The odds are higher than usual that you will be offered a boost or promotion in the coming weeks. This development is especially likely to occur in the job you’re doing or the career plans you’ve been pursuing. It could also be a factor at work in your spiritual life. You may discover a new teacher or teaching that could lift you to the next phase of your inner quest. There’s even a chance that you’ll get an upgrade on both fronts. So it’s probably a good time to check on whether you’re harboring any obstacles to success. If you find that you are, DESTROY THOSE RANCID OLD MENTAL BLOCKS WITH A BOLT OF PSYCHIC LIGHTNING.

At the risk of asking too much and pushing too hard, my Guerrilla Prayer Warriors have been begging God to send you some major financial mojo. These fierce supplicants have even gone so far as to suggest to the Supreme Being that maybe She could help you win the lottery or find a roll of big bills lying in the gutter or be granted a magic wish by an unexpected benefactor. “Whatever works!” is their mantra. Looking at the astrological omens, I’m not sure that the Prayer Warriors’ extreme attempts will be effective. But the possibility that they will be is definitely greater than usual. To boost your odds, I suggest you get more organized and better educated about your money matters. Set a clear intention about the changes you’d like to put in motion during the next ten months.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22)

Suggested experiments: 1. Take a vow that from now on you won’t hide your beauty. 2. Strike a deal with your inner king or inner queen, guaranteeing that this regal part of gets regular free expression. 3. Converse with your Future Self about how the two of you might collaborate to fully unleash the refined potency of your emotional intelligence. 4. In meditations and dreams, ask your ancestors how you can more completely access and activate your dormant potentials.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22)

I hope you are not forlorn, shivery, puzzled, or obsessive right now—unless being in such a state will mobilize you to instigate the overdue transformations you have been evading. If that’s the case, I hope you are forlorn, shivery, puzzled, and obsessive. Feelings like those may be the perfect fuel—the high-octane motivation that will launch your personal renaissance. I don’t often offer this counsel, Libra, so I advise you to take full advantage: Now is one of the rare times when your so-called negative emotions can catalyze redemption.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21)

From what I can tell, your vigor is peaking. In recent weeks, you have been sturdy, hearty, stout, and substantial. I expect this surge of strength to intensify in the near future—even as it becomes more fluid and supple. In fact, I expect that your waxing power will teach you new secrets about how to wield your power intelligently. You may break your previous records for compassionate courage and sensitive toughness. Here’s the best news of all: You’re likely to be dynamic about bestowing practical love

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21)

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19)

The cosmos seems to be warming up to your charms. The stinginess it displayed toward you for a while is giving way to a more generous approach. To take advantage of this welcome development, you should shed any fear-based beliefs you may have adopted during the recent shrinkage.

For instance, it’s possible you’ve begun to entertain the theory that the game of life is rigged against you, or that it is inherently hard to play. Get rid of those ideas. They’re not true, and clinging to them would limit the game of life’s power to bring you new invitations. Open yourself up wherever you have closed down.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18)

Are any of your allies acting like they’ve forgotten their true purpose? If so, you have the power to gently awaken them from their trances and help them re-focus. Is it possible you have become a bit too susceptible to the influences of people whose opinions shouldn’t really matter that much to you? If so, now is a good time to correct that aberration. Are you aware of having fallen under the sway of trendy ideas or faddish emotions that are distorting your relationship with your primal sources? If so, you are hereby authorized to free yourself from their hold on you.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20)

Now would be a favorable time to reveal that you are in fact a gay socialist witch who believes good poetry provides a more reliable way to understand reality than the opinions of media pundits—unless, of course, you are not a gay socialist witch, etc., in which case you shouldn’t say you are. But I do advise you to consider disclosing as much as possible of your true nature to anyone with whom you plan to be intimately linked in the future and who is missing important information about you. It’s high time to experiment with being more completely yourself. c

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com for more information. ongoing. Salsa Savannah Latin Dance Studio, 408 Bull Street.

Salsa Night Come and shake it to the best latin grooves and bachata the night away in Pooler where it’s cooler. Wednesdays, 8-11 p.m. 912988-1052. medi.tavern314@gmail.com.

Mediterranean Tavern, 125 Foxfield Way. Salsa! Salsa! Salsa!

0 Thursdays, 9 p.m.-2:30 a.m. 828 216 9005. jgoodfellas@yahoo.com. doublesnightclub. com/. Doubles Nightclub, 7100 Abercorn St. Savannah Shag Club Wednesdays, 7pm,at Doubles Lounge.

Fridays, 7pm, at American Legion Post 36, 2309 E. Victory Dr. ongoing. doublesnightclub.com/. Doubles Nightclub, 7100 Abercorn St. Savannah Swing Cats--Swing Dancing ongoing. doublesnightclub.com/. Doubles Nightclub, 7100 Abercorn St. Shimmy Chic Dance Fitness Shimmy and Shake with a brand new dance fitness program that will have you burning calories while learning the true skill of belly dance. Shimmy Chic is a low impact, high cardio workout that is designed to teach beginners and challenge the seasoned dancer. Yoga mats will be required. See calendars for details. $15.00, $10.00, $8.00, $5.00 Thursdays, 7-8 p.m.

612.470.6683. salondebaile.dance@ gmail.com. salondebailedancestudio.com. salondebaileballroomdancestudio.com/.

Salón de Baile Dance & Fitness Studio, 7068 Hodgson Memorial Dr. Sizzle: Dance and Cardio A class designed to maintain that summer body by dancing and having fun.

Incorporates dance and cardio to fun, spicy songs. $10 drop in or 10 classes for $80 Tuesdays, Fridays, 10 a.m. 912312-3549. reservetodance@gmail.com. salondebailedancestudio.com. Salon de Baile Dance Studio, 7064 Hodgson Memorial Drive.

West Coast Swing Group Class Love to swing dance? This class is for you.

Join us for 4 weeks of triple steps, rock steps, and whips! Need to practice? We got that covered too. Get ready and join this class to come to our Monthly Swing/Blues Night! $40.00 for 4 weeks Thursdays, 6-7 p.m. 612.470.6683. salondebaile.dance@ gmail.com. salondebailedancestudio.com. salondebaileballroomdancestudio.com/.

Salón de Baile Dance & Fitness Studio, 7068 Hodgson Memorial Dr.

Health

Armstrong Prescription Drug Drop-Off Armstrong Atlantic State Univ. hosts a permanent drop box for disposing of unused prescription drugs and over the counter medication. In the lobby of the University Police building on campus.

Open to the public 24 hours/day, year round. Confidential. All items collected are destroyed by the Drug Enforcement Administration. ongoing. 912-344-3333. armstrong.edu. about.armstrong.edu/Maps/ index.html. Armstrong State University, 11935 Abercorn St.

Blood Pressure Screenings St. Joseph’s/Candler’s SmartSenior offers blood pressure screenings on every Monday from 10 AM to Noon in the SmartSenior office, #8 Medical Arts on 836 E. 65th Street. No appointment is necessary; the screenings are free and open to the public.

For more information, call (912) 352-4405. ongoing. St. Joseph’s/Candler Medical Arts Building, 836 E. 65th St. Coastal Empire Polio Survivors Association The Coastal Empire Polio Survivors Association will meet at 10:30 am at the Lewis Cancer Pavilion, 2nd floor, room 203, 225 Candler Drive on the Candler Hospital campus in Savannah. Polio survivors and guests are invited. For information call 912927-8332. fourth Saturday of every month, 10:30 a.m. Nancy N. and J.C. Lewis Cancer & Research Pavilion, 225 Reynolds Ave. Faith and Family Field Day! Join us at Daffin Park on Sunday, August 28th for a day of faith, family, fitness, and fun. Wear your workout clothes to church and join us right after for relay races, games, competitions, and a Healthy Habits Stroll.

Learn how to kickstart your family’s health with our free family wellness program.

We will be there for program sign-up and to answer your questions. Hosted by Youth Futures Authority. Sun., Aug. 28, 2-4 p.m. 706-676-8348. krlittle83@gmail. com. youthfutures.org/. Daffin Park, 1198 Washington Ave. Free Hearing and Speech Screening Hearing: Thursdays, 9am-11am.

Speech: First Thursdays. Call or see website for times. ongoing. 912-3554601. savannahspeechandhearing.org. savannahspeechandhearing.org/. Savannah Speech and Hearing Center, 1206 E 66th St. Free Hearing Screenings The Savannah Speech and Hearing Center offers free hearing screenings every Thursday from 9-11 a.m. Children ages three years old to adults of all ages are screened on a first-come, first-serve basis by a trained audiology assistant. If necessary, a full audiological evaluation will be recommended. Free and open to the public Thursdays, 9-11 a.m. 912355-4601. speechandhearingsav.org. savannahspeechandhearing.org/. Savannah Speech and Hearing Center, 1206 E 66th St. Free HIV Testing at Chatham County Health Dept.

Free walk-in HIV testing. 8am-4pm Mon.-Fri. No appointment needed. Test results in 20 minutes. Follow-up visit and counseling will be set up for anyone testing positive. Call for info. ongoing. 912-644-5217. Chatham County Health Dept., 1395 Eisenhower Dr. Health Care for Uninsured People Open for primary care for uninsured residents of Chatham County. Mon.Fri., 8:30am-3:30pm. Call for info or appointment. ongoing. 912-443-9409. St. Joseph’s/Candler--St. Mary’s Health Center, 1302 Drayton St. Healthy Kids Walk and Health & Wellness Fair Healthy family fun from Youth For a Cleaner Environment. Free Sat., Aug. 27. 912-2570127. yface2000@yahoo.com. Forsyth Park,

the ghost dog diaries

This Week’s Faerie Fortune Reading

By Your Pal Erin

psychicyourpalerin@gmail.com www.yourpalerin.com

HAS anyone else out there been feeling like Jeff Goldblum in The Fly after a rough trip through the Telepod? This summer spaceship Earth has been pummeled by a meteor shower of astrological upheavals. August is no exception, heralding both the beginning of Mercury Retrograde’s shadow phase and the 8/8/16 Lions Gate energy portal activation.

What exactly does this all mean? The Retrograde Shadow phase lasts three weeks and can be similar to those ominous first notes of tuba music in Jaws, inciting an uneasy feeling.

The Lion’s Gate, in contrast, is the astrological equivalent of a New Year’s Eve countdown. As we prepare to say “Hasta la vista!” to those 2016 energies that no longer serve us, the cosmos is preparing to welcome the 2017 newness by blasting the Mother Of All Vuvuzelas.

The result is massive wave of clearing and renewal, so don’t be surprised if you find yourself both crying with relief to see the old crap go while laughing hysterically at your great good fortune at the same time.

Here’s a little Faerie Fortune Cookie reading, to help pull you through: Leading our reading is the Death card.

Your current situation has reached a natural end. Your guides and faeries are calling on you to lovingly, gently release old feelings that you’re currently holding on to.

The Pook card. The faerie Pook has a

Drayton St. & East Park Ave. Hypnosis, Guided Imagery and Relaxation Therapy Helps everyday ordinary people with everyday ordinary problems: smoking, weight loss, phobias, fears, ptsd, life coaching. Caring, qualified professional help. See website or call for info. ongoing.

912-927-3432. savannahypnosis.com.

La Leche League of Savannah A breast feeding support group for new/ expectant monthers. Meeting/gathering first Thursdays, 10am. Call or see website for location and other info. ongoing. 912-8979544. lllusa.org/web/savannahga.html.

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cat’s face and name that makes him sound like he could be your favorite stuffed animal. He’s here to assure you that even though your situation is cloaked in seeming contradictions and paradoxes, the resolution is coming soon.

The Fee Lion. Another cat faerie card, the Fee Lion is lovingly rubbing against your leg, reminding you that you still have unfinished business that’s holding you back.

Whom Do You Need to Forgive? This card of healing says that releasing old anger and resentment is the key to making your current wishes come true.

Miracle Healing. The faeries are here to help you discover miraculous solutions, especially when the obstacles you’re facing feel insurmountable.

Honor Your True Feelings. Being honest with yourself about how you really feel is the first step in receiving the faerie’s miracle healing energy.

Detoxification. The time is right to remove both the physical toxins from your body and toxic situations from your energy field.

Rise Above Problems. The challenges you’re facing might feel insurmountable, but rest assured, they are only temporary.

Thanks so much for stopping by. I hope you found this reading helpful.

In light of all the bumpy energy, I’ve been taking some time off this summer.

To wit, The Ghost Dog Diaries will be running bi-weekly in August and returning to its regular weekly schedule in September.

If you have questions or thoughts in the meantime, I’d love to hear from you!

Give me a shout at psychicyourpalerin@ gmail.com.

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healthy lifestyle changes. Mon. & Wed. 6pm-7:15pm Hip Hop low impact aerobics at Delaware Center. Tues. 5:30-7:00 Zumba at St. Joseph’s Candler African American Resource Center. (Program sponsors.) ongoing. 912-447-6605.

Planned Parenthood Hotline First Line is a statewide hotline for women seeking information on health services.

Open 7pm-11pm nightly. ongoing. 800-2647154.

Prepared Childbirth Class This course gives an overview of reproductive anatomy and physiology and explains the process of labor and delivery in simple, easy-to-understand terms. The four-week course includes a tour of the labor and delivery unit. This class is popular, so please register early $75 per couple Wednesdays, 6:30-8:30 p.m. 912-350-2676. memorialhealth.com/. Memorial Health University Medical Center, 4700 Waters Ave. The Savannah 7-Day Diabetes Repair If you are ready to take control of your life and health, call today, enroll in this fun but intensive seven week program to heal your body of diabetes. You will learn how changing can heal. You can reverse diabetes by following a new protocol, even if you have been diabetic for years.

Includes over a year of follow-up support. $450 Thursdays, Saturdays. 912-598-8457. jeff@heartbeatsforlife-ga.org. Southwest Chatham Library, 14097 Abercorn St. Vibrant Well-Being: A Workshop for Mindfulness, Stress Reduction, and Work-Life Balance Learn to manage stress and achieve a healthy balance between work and personal life at “Vibrant Well-Being: A Workshop for Mindfulness, Stress Reduction, and Work-Life Balance.” Jacqueline Huntly, M.D., MPH, will lead the workshop. Price includes printed materials, a journal, and light refreshments. Register online at memorialhealth.com/familymedicine. $50 Sat., Aug. 27. Mercer Auditorium, Hoskins Building, Mercer University School of Medicine, 1250 East 66th Street.

LGBT

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First City Network Georgia’s oldest LGBT organization (founded in 1985) is a local non-profit community service organization whose mission is to share resources of health care, counseling, education, advocacy and mutual support in the Coastal Empire. Members and guests enjoy many special events throughout the year, including First Saturday Socials held the first Saturday of each month at 7pm.

Mondays. 912-236-CITY. firstcitynetwork. org.

Gay AA Meeting True Colors Group of Alcoholics Anonymous, a gay and lesbian AA meeting that welcomes all alcoholics, meets Thursdays and Sundays, 7:30pm, at the Unitarian Universalist Church, 311 E. Harris, 2nd floor. New location effective 11/2012. ongoing.

Savannah Pride, Inc. Organizes the annual Savannah Pride Festival and helps promote the well-being 46 of the LGBTQI community in the South.

Mission: unity through diversity and social awareness. Second Tuesday/month. PO Box 6044, Savannah, GA 31414. 501c nonprofit. ongoing. info@savannahpride.com. savannahpride.com.

Stand Out Youth A gay, lesbian, bisexual, transgender and questioning youth organization. Meets every Friday at 7pm. Call, email or see website for info. Fridays, 7-9 p.m. 912-288-1034. info@standoutyouth.org. standoutyouth. org. Vineyard Church Office, 1020 Abercorn Street.

What Makes a Family A children’s therapy group for children of GLBT parents. Ages 10 to 18. Meets twice a month. Call for info. ongoing. 912-352-2611.

Nature and Environment

Afternoon Bird Watch Join us in the Interpretive Center for a guided bird watch at our bird feeders. Wed., Aug. 24, 3 p.m. 912-598-2300. gastateparks. org/info/skidaway/. Skidaway Island State Park, 52 Diamond Cswy.

All About Honeybees Listen to a lecture about these important pollinators and find out why they are not just important to farmers. Wed., Aug. 24, 11 a.m. 912-598-2300. gastateparks.org/info/ skidaway/. Skidaway Island State Park, 52 Diamond Cswy.

Bat Hike Sun., Aug. 28, 7:30 p.m. 912-727-2339. gastateparks.org/FortMcAllister/. Fort McAllister Historic Park, 3894 Fort McAllister Rd. Coffee with a Ranger Start your morning right by getting coffee and having a discussion with a park ranger.

Fridays, 8:30 a.m. gastateparks.org/info/ skidaway/. Skidaway Island State Park, 52 Diamond Cswy.

Dolphin Project Dolphin Project’s Education Outreach Program is available to speak at schools, clubs, organizations. A powerpoint presentation with sound and video about estuarine dolphins and their environment.

Age/grade appropriate programs and handouts. See website for info. ongoing. thedolphinproject.org.

Fire Ecology Come learn how the destructive power of fire is essential in keeping Georgia’s pine forest ecosystems healthy. Fri., Aug. 26, 3 p.m. 912-598-2300. gastateparks.org/info/ skidaway/. Skidaway Island State Park, 52 Diamond Cswy.

Flashlight Tag Fri., Aug. 26, 8 p.m. 912-727-2339. gastateparks.org/FortMcAllister/. Fort McAllister Historic Park, 3894 Fort McAllister Rd. Lost Prevention and Preparedness A park naturalist will talk about how to prevent getting lost and show you simple items to bring along on a hike that could be a lifesaver. Thu., Aug. 25, 11 a.m. 912-5982300. gastateparks.org/info/skidaway/.

Skidaway Island State Park, 52 Diamond Cswy.

Morning Bird Watch Join us in the Interpretive Center for a

guided bird watch at our bird feeders.

Sat., Aug. 27, 11 a.m. 912-598-2300. gastateparks.org/info/skidaway/. Skidaway Island State Park, 52 Diamond Cswy.

Mystery of the Giant Ground Sloth Come learn all about the Giant Ground Sloths and other megafauna that used to roam the island. Sat., Aug. 27, 2 p.m. 912598-2300. gastateparks.org/info/skidaway/.

Skidaway Island State Park, 52 Diamond Cswy.

Ogeechee Riverkeeper Harris Neck Paddle Trip The trip will begin at the Harris Neck Wildlife Refuge and continue through marshland teeming with wildlife including crabs, osprey, dolphins, spoonbills and more. $35 Sat., Aug. 27, 9 a.m. ogeecheeriverkeeper.org.

Harris Neck National Wildlife Refuge, 5000 Wildlife Dr NW. Pokemon Adventures We’ll set up Lures here in the park for Pokemon enthusiasts to join in on the fun in the park. Challenge yourself and your friends to catch ‘em all. Sun., Aug. 28, 2-4 p.m. 912-598-2300. gastateparks.org/info/ skidaway/. Skidaway Island State Park, 52 Diamond Cswy.

Pokemon Hike Sun., Aug. 28, 11 a.m.-noon. 912-7272339. gastateparks.org/FortMcAllister/.

Fort McAllister Historic Park, 3894 Fort McAllister Rd. Reptile Breakfast Time Watch as the ranger feeds the reptiles, leaping lizards, chomping turtles, and snakes licking their chops. Sun., Aug. 28, 11 a.m. 912-598-2300. gastateparks.org/info/ skidaway/. Skidaway Island State Park, 52 Diamond Cswy.

Walk on the Wild Side A two-mile Native Animal Nature Trail winds through maritime forest, freshwater wetland, salt marsh habitats, featuring live native animal exhibits. Open daily, 10am-4pm except Thanksgiving, Christmas, New Years.

Call or see website for info. ongoing. 912395-1500. oatlandisland.org. oatlandisland. org/. Oatland Island Wildlife Center, 711 Sandtown Rd. Wilderness Southeast A variety of programs each month including guided trips with naturalists. Canoe trips, hikes. Mission: develop appreciation, understanding, stewardship, and enjoyment of the natural world. Call or see website for info. ongoing. 912-236-8115. wildernesssoutheast.org.

Religious & Spiritual

12-Step Recovery Eucharist/Holy Communion 12-Step Recovery Eucharist/Holy Communion is offered at 8:00AM every fourth Friday of the month at St. Paul’s Episcopal Church, 34th St & Abercorn, Savannah. Everyone is welcome. fourth Saturday of every month, 8 a.m. 912925-4609. alan.phyllis@att.net. St. Paul’s Episcopal Church, 34th & Abercorn Sts. Band of Sisters Prayer Group All women are invited. Second Tuesdays, 7:30am-8:30am. Fellowship Assembly, 5224 Augusta Rd. Email or call Jeanne Seaver or see website for info. “The king’s heart is

like channels of water in the hands of the Lord.” (Prov. 21:1) ongoing. 912-663-8728. jeanneseaver@aol.com. capitolcom.org/ georgia.

Buddhist Meditation Everyone is welcome. Experience not necessary. Visit our website for location, meditation periods and classes. savannahzencenter.com. Individual instruction upon request. Email Cindy Un Shin Beach at revfugon@gmail.com for more information. ongoing. Online only, none.

Catholic Singles A group of Catholic singles age 30-50 meet frequently for fun, fellowship and service.

Send email or check website to receive announcements of activities and to suggest activities for the group. ongoing. familylife@ diosav.org. diosav.org/familylife-singles.

Gratitude Circle in the Squares Gather with others to share gratitude.

Everyone welcome. Park next to Bull Street Library. Wednesdays, 12-12:30 p.m. 917-676-4280. facebook.com/ savannahgratitude. liveoakpl.org. Bull Street Library, 2002 Bull St. Guided Silent Prayer Acoustical songs, 30 minutes of guided silent prayer, and minutes to receive prayer or remain in silence. Wednesdays, 6:45-8:00pm at Vineyard Church, 615 Montgomery St. See website for info. ongoing. vineyardsavannah.org.

Psychic Medium Your Pal, Erin Ready to reconnect you with your loved ones who’ve passed and your own inner knowing? I’m here to help. Let’s all work together to create the amazing new life you truly desire, releasing old situations that no longer serve you. Readings available in person and by phone. 60 minutes, $65.

Group readings of 5 or more, $30 per person for 20 minutes. Get your personalized, 45 minute prerecorded “Tuesday Tune-Up” emailed to your inbox for just $45. Visit www.yourpalerin.com for more information or contact psychicyourpalerin@gmail.com today. ongoing. Online only, none.

Read the Bible in One Year A Bible book club for those wanting to read the Bible in one year. Open to all. Book club format, not a traditional Bible study. All welcome, regardless of race, creed, sexual orientation, religion. Thurs. 6:00pm-7:00pm.

Call for info. ongoing. 912-233-5354. Holy Spirit Lutheran Church, 622 E. 37th Street.

Savannah Friends Meeting (Quakers) Un-programmed worship. 11am Sundays, third floor of Trinity United Methodist Church. Call or email for info.

All are welcome. ongoing. 636-2331772. savannahquakers@gmail.com. trinitychurch1848.org/. Trinity United Methodist Church, 225 West President St. Savannah Reiki Share During shares, participants take turns giving and receiving universal life force energy via Reiki and other healing modalities. Present at the shares are usually no less than 2 Reiki Masters. 1st and 3rd Thursday every month at the Sweet Water Spa downtown.

Sign up at Savannah Reiki Share or Reiki by Appointment on Facebook. Free, 7 p.m. 440371-5209. Sweet Water Spa, 148 Abercorn

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