Connect Savannah May 24, 2017

MAY 24-30, 2017 NEWS, ARTS & ENTERTAINMENT WEEKLY CONNECTSAVANNAH.COM

#WINNERS A few of your notable winners this year, clockwise from left: Best Local Activist Coco Papy, Most Crushworthy Anita Narcisse, Jesse Cole of the Savannah Bananas, Best Local Rap Artist Dope KNife, Best Chef Lauren Teague of Atlantic, and Wes Daniel of Best New Bar, El-Rocko Lounge.

Photo by Geoff L. Johnson, voted Best Local Photographer, shot on location at El-Rocko.

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WEDNESDAY 5.24 Film: Fireback

Theatre: Cat on a Hot Tin Roof FRI 5.26-SUN 5.28

The Collective Face Theatre Ensemble closes their season with their performance of Tennessee Williams’ American classic, “Cat on a Hot Tin Roof.”

8 p.m. Fri/Sat, 3 p.m. Sun.

An unintentionally hilarious thriller about a former weapons expert held as a POW in Vietnam, who returns home to find his wife kidnapped, prompting revenge.

8 p.m.

The Sentient Bean, 13 E. Park Ave. $7

Harmonix

Newest production features the tight harmonies and cool stylings of our cast performing every genre of music, bringing a contemporary sound to favorite retro hits and creating the ultimate party.

Wed. & Fri. 8 p.m., Sun. 3 p.m.

The Historic Savannah Theatre, 222 Bull St. $37

Theatre: Greater Tuna

Savannah Repertory Theatre presents Greater Tuna, the hilarious comedy about Texas’ third smallest town, where the Lion’s Club is too liberal and Patsy Cline never dies.

Wed.-Sat. 8 p.m., Sun. 3 p.m.

Savannah Rep’s PLAYShop, 980 Industry Dr $25

The Crawl of the South SAT 5.27

Savannah has attempted to break the Guinness World Record for the largest bar crawl two years in a row with no success. We got within 500 crawlers both times, but it just wasn’t meant to be. We are going to continue the South’s largest and most popular bar crawl in 2017 but hold off from getting Guinness World Records involved.

4-11 p.m.

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Based in traditional rhythms provided by live drummers, this class will have your heart and soul pounding!

1:30 p.m.

Dancing Dogs Yoga, 18 E Broughton St. $30

THURSDAY 5.25 Generation Opening Panel Discussion and Reception

Telfair presents a discussion moderated

by Rachel Reese and featuring Sawsan Al Saraf, Tamara Abdul Hadi and Sundus Abdul Hadi. Reception to follow.

6 p.m.

Jepson Center, 207 West York St. $5 non-members

Savannah Live

Savannah Live is a high-energy 2 hour variety show that features everything from pop to Broadway and Motown to rock n’ roll, featuring a rockin’ live band and eight singers.

Tues., Thurs. & Sat. 8 p.m.

The Historic Savannah Theatre, 222 Bull St. $37

Tea in the Garden

Learn about tea traditions and experience an early 19th century tea in Davenport House’s beautiful courtyard garden.

Patrons will participate in an afternoon tea given with costumed interpreters.

5-6:15 p.m.

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Theatre: Eclipsed

“Eclipsed” is a Broadway hit by Danai Gurira wherein amid the chaos of the Second Liberian Civil War, the captive wives of a rebel officer band together to form a fragile community. The Multicultural Alliance Theatre is proud to feature an all-female cast and artistic staff that follows in the footsteps of Danai Gurira’s vision.

Thurs. 7 p.m., Fri. 9 p.m., Sat. 2 p.m.

Sulfur Studios, 2301 Bull St. $5 912. 231. 7105. info@sulfurstudios.org.

We Are the Catalyst

Emergent Savannah is excited to host Esmeralda Baltazar and Elandria Williams g from the Highlander Center as part of Emergent’s conversationalist-in-residence program for 2017, We Are The Catalyst.

7 p.m.

Indigo Sky Community Gallery, 915 Waters Ave.

FRIDAY 5.26 Molly Hatchet

Southern rock legends Molly Hatchet come to Savannah, with special openers Blackfoot.

8 p.m.

The Stage on Bay, 1200 West Bay St. $29

Mystery CinemaSavannah Film

CinemaSavannah will screen this hit Italian comedy drama whose title will remain a secret until showtime.

6 & 8 p.m.

S.P.A.C.E. Gallery, 9 West Henry. $8

Rockabilly Beach Bash

The Wave Slaves and Crazy Man Crazy put on a rockin’ rockabilly show for Memorial Day. 8 p.m.

Tybee Post Theater, 10 Van Horn. $15

TailsSpin Tent Sale

TailsSpin Pet Stuff is teaming up with Veterans of Foreign Wars (VFW) Post 660 by conducting a tent sale, offering clearance sale on many popular pet items, such as collars, leashes, treats, and food.

They will also be collecting pet food, e treats, toys, and other accessories, to help homeless Veterans with pets in Savannah and Chatham County.

May 26-29 TailsSpin Pet Supplies Store, 4501 Habersham St., Habersham Village.

Tea in the Garden

Learn about tea traditions and experience an early 19th century tea in Davenport House’s beautiful courtyard garden.

Patrons will visit areas of the home where tea service took place and will participate in an afternoon tea given with costumed interpreters in the garden.

5-6:15 p.m.

Davenport House, 324 East State St. $18 912-236-8097. info@davenporthousemuseum.org. davenporthousemuseum.org

Theatre: Cat on a Hot Tin Roof

The Collective Face Theatre Ensemble closes their season with their performance of Tennessee Williams’ American classic, “Cat on a Hot Tin Roof.”

Fri.-Sat. 8 p.m., Sun. 3 p.m.

Kennedy Fine Arts Building, Savannah State University, 3219 College St. $25 912-232-0018

Theatre: Mary Poppins

This supercalifragilisticexpialidocious musical is sure to delight audiences of all ages when everyone’s favorite nanny flies into town.

Fri. 8 p.m., Sat. 3 p.m. & 8 p.m., Sun. 3 p.m.

Savannah Children’s Theatre, 2160 East Victory Dr. $20 savannahchildrenstheatre.org

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See what survives of the 1820s Savannah that master builder Isaiah Davenport knew. Beginning at the Davenport House Museum (1820) participants will walk by some of the finest examples of preservation in the city and learn about what no longer remains.

8-10 a.m.

Davenport House, 324 East State St. $21 plus tax 912-236-8097. info@davenporthousemuseum.org. davenporthousemuseum.org

Forsyth Farmers Market

Local and regional produce, honey, meat, dairy, pasta, baked goods. Rain or shine.

9 a.m.-1 p.m.

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Odd Lot Improv: Saturday Shenanigans

An improv comedy show in the style of “Whose Line Is It Anyway?” Followed by long form comedy.

8 p.m.

Savannah Coffee Roasters, 215 West Liberty Street. $10

The Savannah Mile

This run with four different heats includes a Memory Walk for families of fallen first responders and a Heroes Heat for first responders and military wearing their full gear.

8 a.m.

Forsyth Park, Drayton St. & East Park Ave.

Wilmington Island Farmers’ Market

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Every Saturday, the Wilmington Island Farmers’ Market brings together some of the best local farmers and artisans.

Adults can sample the delicious food and browse handcrafted items, while the kids enjoy story time and crafts.

9 a.m.-1 p.m.

Islands High School, 170 Whitemarsh Island Road.

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SUNDAY 5.28 Lecture: The Power of Storytelling

Members of the Flannery O’Connor Childhood Home Peacock Guild Writer’s Salon, a talented group of local authors, will share original writing, carrying Flannery’s rich tradition of storytelling into the 21st century.

4 p.m.

Flannery O’Connor Childhood Home, 207 E. Charlton Street.

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MONDAY 5.29 Burton 4-H Center Open House

See the sea turtle, snakes, alligator and discovery tanks. Learn about local ecology. Free admission and light refreshments will be served.

11 a.m.

Burton 4-H Center, 9 Lewis Avenue.

Richmond Hill Memorial Day Observance

The program will honor those who have served and made the ultimate sacrifice in the Armed Services, Police and Fire Departments, and other Emergency Services. This year’s event will feature a speaker, an honor guard from Fort Stewart, a 21-gun salute, posting of the colors, and laying of the wreath.

11 a.m.

J. F. Gregory Park, Richmond Hill.

Savannah Bananas Fan Fest

Celebrate the start of the Savannah Bananas’ 2017 season with free food, a meet and greet with the Bananas players and coaches, and special giveaways.

4 p.m.

Grayson Stadium, 1401 East Victory Dr.

TUESDAY 5.30 Richmond Hill Farmers Market

Come get the freshest produce, baked goods and interesting local crafts at the Richmond Hill Farmers’ Market.

2 p.m.

J. F. Gregory Park, Richmond Hill.

Savannah’s History of Persecution Walking Tour

You will be guided through the streets of historic Savannah and learn about communities that fled oppression in other parts of the world only to find a sanctuary in Savannah.

5 p.m.

Massie Heritage Center, 207 East Gordon St. $15 912-395-5070

WEDNESDAY 5.31 Film: The Mild Mild West

This big-budget satire of American Western films was a huge hit in Turkey (but has never been released in the USA) and stars Cem Yilmaz, that country’s most popular standup comic and comedic actor.

8 p.m.

The Sentient Bean, 13 E. Park Ave. $8

NEWS & OPINION EDITOR’S NOTE

The #BOS2017 results are in jim@connectsavannah.com

SO WE come once again to that time of year, when our Best of Savannah special issue hits the streets, and the internet.

This ginormous issue — well over twice the size of our usual print edition, with a digital footprint to match — represents the culmination of months of your votes being counted, winners identified, profile subjects interviewed, photos taken, coffee drunk, hair torn out, all for the glory of presenting you with a finished product not replicated anywhere else in a market now rife with copycat efforts.

This massive annual project remains the best single state-of-the-art snapshot of a local market in a continuing upsurge, with new and different offerings each year.

One of the most heartening trends through the years has been the identifiable increase in depth of local cultural and business options In the 15 years plus that I’ve been doing Best of Savannah issues, the very clear trend is that Savannah is no longer the one-horse town it once was.

As the global brand that is Savannah continues to gain in prestige and cachet, so do the number of people not only visiting here from all over the world, but the number of people drawn to start up businesses, open nonprofits, form bands and performing arts groups.

While in many ways Savannah is still — charmingly? frustratingly? both? — not quite a 21st century market, there’s no doubt that the economy is robust, with a quality of life that still obviously draws tourists, residents, entrepreneurs and investors.

Most of you know the drill by now. But for those who don’t — who are newbies to the outsized pleasure that is the Connect Savannah Best of Savannah special issue — here’s the deal: • The winners are the ones who get the most votes from our readers, period. We dearly love our advertisers, but nobody has an inside angle on winning. It is strictly up to the readers. This is democracy in action — for better or worse!

• New and/or otherwise noteworthy winners receive an extended profile, with photo. This is something we do at our editorial discretion, to highlight new winners, new categories, or some otherwise remarkable winner.

• All other winners receive a short descriptive blurb, again at editorial

Designer Loretta Calhoun, who is experiencing the hectic hustle-bustle of her very first Best of Savannah issue with us.

Loretta, trust me, they start to blur a little bit after the first seven or eight!

Our fearless leader, General Manager Chris Griffin and legendary sales representative Jay Lane are of course indispensable parts of the Connect team.

Indefatigable contributing photographer Jon Waits contributed many excellent photos throughout the run of the paper this year, and he is an irreplaceable and vital part of our crew here. Peterson Worrell also contributed some commissioned shots this issue.

The honor of our cover shoot this year goes again to the man voted by our readers as Best Local Photographer, the epically great Geoff L. Johnson. CS

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An outtake from the cover shoot at El-Rocko Lounge, shot by Geoff L. Johnson.

Left to right: Most Crushworthy Anita Narcisse, Jesse Cole of the Savannah Bananas, Best Local Activist Coco Papy, Best Chef Lauren Teague of Atlantic, Best Local Hip Hop Artist Dope KNife, and Wes Daniel of Best New Bar El-Rocko Lounge.

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discretion, i.e. we write all this stuff, the winners themselves do not.

• Keep an eye on runners-up, as they often portend new and developing local trends and can give some insight as to what future winners’ lists might look like.

The authors of the extended profiles are identified in italics after each profile. Contributing this year are Anna Chandler, Rachael Flora, Jessica Leigh Lebos, Sophia Morekis, Maria Whiteway, and yours truly.

The shorter blurbs are a community effort by myself, Anna, Rachael, and Jessica.

All that luscious content is funneled for cutting-edge design and layout to our outstanding Art/Production Department led by Art Director/Production Manager Brandon Blatcher, along with Graphic

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We do our best, everyone wins

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getting through another day without slapping the stoner bagboy for stacking the

BY JESSICA LEIGH LEBOS cantaloupes on top of the bread. jll@connectsavannah.com Sometimes our best isn’t even enough— the test grade comes back failing, the lover IT’S THAT adventurous time of year once still leaves, money for the bills falls short, again, when the Connect Savannah staff the sandwiches are still smushed. But that corrals wild ballots, wrestles algorithm doesn’t make us losers. alligators and tackles Sasquatch-sized That was the takeaway for me at last spreadsheets to tame the magnificent week’s United Way Women United lunbeast you see before you. cheon, where almost 500 of Savannah’s The 2017 Best of Savannah issue is a most prosperous women (and a few men) 112-page safari into the city’s most wonfilled the Westin’s biggest ballroom with drous offerings and marvelous creatures, the scent of success and Chanel Coco all decided by you, our intrepid readers.

Mademoiselle. A fundraiser for those Your votes and your votes only (no Russian whom affordable transportation is a barhackers here!) determine the sights of this rier to a better life, Women Who Rule amazing expedition, and we are thrilled to brought together local doctors, lawyers, present this year’s winners without needreal estate moguls, college professors, proing to call in special counsel. fessional philanthropists, activists, artI’m humbled to be honored as Best ists and other well-heeled winners at life.

Newspaper Columnist for another goThanks to the invitation from United Way round, and at the risk of tooting my own creative director Tommy Nickoloff, I’ve horn like an overexcited baby elephant in a never gotten spinach stuck in my teeth at a kiddie pool, it seems like a good time to add more intimidating or fashionable event. that I will be traveling to New Hampshire “Pretty sure we could run the entire in a couple of weeks to accept an award at world with power in this room,” murmured the National Society of Newspaper Colmusician Kristin King, herself attired in a umnists’ annual conference, where I hope smart charcoal sheath. (Hey, when are we to dork out with other local writers from gonna add a Best Harpist category?) around the country over Moleskine preferThis was Savannah’s cream of the crop, ences and the Oxford comma. represented by a speakers’ panel of the As validating as it is to receive kind super- very best in their respective fields: Busilatives and peer recognition, I will forever ness owner Heather Burge, who started question if I’m getting it right. I witness such Bleubelle Boutique at an age when most of greatness in this town every single week, us were still eating ramen for breakfast; and even if I had forty extra hours to cover it Dr. Cheryl Dozier, a former New York all, my favorite thesaurus could never yield social worker who has served as the presienough words to do it justice. dent of Savannah State University since Then there are the virtuous souls who 2011; financial guru Jenny Gentry, one of don’t make anybody’s list but do their best first women to become a bank president in nonetheless: the resistors, the teachers, the the Savannah market; and attorney Tamselfless saints whose heroics we never hear mie Mosley, elected as clerk to Superior about, the ones just trying to keep their Court clerk last year and half-marathon families together and food on the table in enthusiast. the face of travails we’ll never know.

Emceed by the indefatigable Julie As we celebrate our city’s excellence this Wade, who recently stepped into the forweek, let us appreciate that most of the midable Executive Director shoes at Park time, doing our best doesn’t mean a fancy Place Outreach, and moderated by Discertificate or a free cupcake but merely trict Attorney Meg Heap, this power

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lunch could have been a fantastic opportunity to slide under the table with the eye mask party favor provided by Vaden Automotive Group and stress eat the extra chocolate mousse over how some people’s best will forever cast the rest of us in the shadow of mediocrity.

But these women were blithely honest about the challenges they’ve encountered along the way to realizing their dreams: divorce, sexism, work-family plate-spinning, the quest for a mentor, the pressure of being one. They also made the point that we don’t have to wait to achieve our

highest goals to help others.

“Often times, we’re mentoring without knowing,” said Mosley. “If you’re here, you’re helping someone.”

True, Women United’s specific mission is accessible to all; everyone’s meal paid for gas cards and small car repairs for single moms and seniors, and each $5 raffle ticket meant a bus pass to another woman in need.

Such modest gifts may seem inconsequential, but a reliable route to work or a new set of tires can be the vital bridging step to unleashing someone’s greatest

potential.

“To get to that first day of a new job, you have to get to the parking lot,” reminded Wade.

The High Queen of Personal Excellence Oprah Winfrey once said that “If you want the best the world has to offer, offer the world your best.” But there’s not a single person for whom their best doesn’t fall short at least once in a while, and there’s no shame on being on the receiving end.

“You have to let people help you,” admonished Gentry, her own arm mummified in a sling after a recent losing battle with a treadmill.

“Being able to give means having someone to give to. That’s how it works.”

This struck me as so wise: When we understand ourselves as part of the same circle, it doesn’t matter so much who has the goods and who is in need as long as the exchange goes down. We all have our beasts to wrestle, and surely part of life’s greatest gifts is sharing in the bounty.

So hearty congratulations to our #BOS2017 winners and hugs to the rest: We never know far our efforts to tame our wildest dreams will reach, but we always win when we do our best. CS

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Let’s talk about markets

BY JASON COMBS AMIDST all the candy of the “Best of…” issue, I’ve decided to serve up some vegetables. We’re going to talk economics. No graphs, no number or equations—we’re just going to discuss forces, Market Forces, because it seems necessary.

Last Wednesday evening I attended the “Savannah Forward” meeting for District 2, that of alderman Bill Durrence. District 2 covers all of the National Landmark Historic District, the Victorian Historic District, the Thomas Square Streetcar Historic District, and Baldwin Park, among other downtown-adjacent neighborhoods, all historic to some degree, and all under some degree of development pressure.

One would be justified in assuming that there are a large number of very educated people in this region, and that they would

be very well-represented among the selfselecting citizens that make time to attend a forum like Savannah Forward.

However, a great many of them seem to have a willful or unwillful ignorance about Market Forces, especially as how they relate to development and land uses.

In either case, I will attempt to use this column as a crash course in things a citizen should consider, before stating in a public forum what it is they would like to see on their block, in their neighborhood, or as a part of their city. If we would all do this, we could have more productive meetings, and a strategic plan that has some slim chance of meeting its stated goals.

A caveat: the following are gross simplifications of issues. Studies could be conducted and many papers written on any one. My pithy (I hope) insights will not be entirely accurate, simply due to brevity.

However, I hope that they will help readers to think about at least one of these issues in a different light. Still, feel free to write a comment about how wrong I am.

1. What are you willing to tolerate in order to get what you want?

The most absurd thing I heard at Savannah Forward, paraphrased: “I want more walkable conveniences in my neighborhood, but I don’t want more density.”

A citizen actually expressed these two

conflicting ideas in one sentence. Many more expressed similar desires—to be able to walk to a drug store, or a grocery store, or even an insurance office.

They did not necessarily express a distaste for density simultaneously, but they certainly didn’t display a ready understanding that residential density is probably the best way to get to their goal.

The market does not care if you, personally, want more walkable conveniences.

The market will take notice only when a large enough group of consumers with similar demands create profitable conditions within a certain geography. And you have to have the right zoning, too, but that’s a whole ‘nother can of worms.

Businesses need customers. Retail follows rooftops. Supply responds to demand.

Simple market dynamics. Capiche?

2. Do you distrust, or even hate, the market?

This one may cause existential crisis and night sweats in certain conservatives.

Trigger warning given.

Many citizens at Savannah Forward expressed that they did not want any more hotels or short-term vacation rentals (STVRs). I hope that none of these people watch Fox Business or consider themselves “free market conservatives,” because more hotels and more STVRs are most definitely

what the market wants.

Now, even some conservatives will admit that the market can be wrong.

Multiple suppliers (developers, landlords) could be rushing to meet the same demand, and end up creating an oversupply. Or, in their efforts to create supply, they could also be creating conditions that actually destroy the demand itself.

This is the “killing the goose that lays the golden egg” argument—too large a tourism sector will destroy the character of the National Landmark Historic District that most are here to experience. Where is the balance?

But the above arguments both presuppose that the demands of tourism should be met. There are others that simply say “no”—this demand does not need to be met. This segment hates the market. This is not a value judgment (at least from me).

It is fine to hate the market—just be willing to admit that you do hate it, and that you are in no way a “free market conservative,” and would like government to step in to curb the demands of the tourism sector.

You are callous to the market. Say it. And proudly wear your Bernie 2020 button.

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resources going unused (and perhaps a black market is given birth). Inefficiency.

Price a product too low, consumers buy it up quickly, you run out of it, and it might not go to those who have the highest and best use for it (and thus willing to pay more for it). Inefficiency.

Like it or not, parking is a product—a container to store personal property, the large and heavy device which you use to get from Point A to Point B. The scarce resource (at least downtown) consumed in providing this product is space.

Like it or not, the City is being a good steward of this scarce resource by raising its price. In fact, for maximum efficiency, it should raise the price until there is always Adam Smith approves this message. a spot or two open on every block. For if all spaces are always full, then obviously the Spider-Man’s very first appearance. There market will bear a higher price. are about 2,000 confirmed copies in exisThe market does not care if you, persontence, in reasonably good shape. There ally, cannot pay the price that is optimum might be a total of 5,000 in varying condifor efficiency. In fact, if you can’t pay it, tions. Whatever the number is, it will never while others can, this forces you to change grow. Supply is limited. your behavior and seek an alternative— A copy that had been sitting in a safe well, that’s not a bug, that’s a feature. deposit box for over 35 years, so in very What is a bug, is if there is no viable good condition, sold last year for over alternative to shift to. However, if you are $450,000. Despite the fact that I think I just unwilling to shift to the alternative, deserve it as a lifelong fan of Spider-Man, then the failure isn’t in the market. and that I would take very good care of it, Many seem to feel that they are entitled I will not attain a collector-grade copy of to cheap or free parking because they are Amazing Fantasy #15 unless I come up locals and the resource is a public one. I with a lot of cash. The market is callous. hope that these people have never uttered However, I can easily buy myself one of the words “government should be run the many reprints issued over the years. In more like a business”. fact, I have several already. I might also be I welcome your outrage. able to purchase a banged-up original copy, In conclusion, I would ask the citizens perhaps with scribbles on the cover, if I of Savannah to spare more thought for were to come across one. the means before requesting the ends. And Spider-sensing the metaphor yet? it’s not just me—I do talk to the people Yes, we’re talking about downtown that work for the City, and quite a few real housing. Despite the wishes of the working estate professionals. They would like to class and the creatives that make downstop discretely rolling their eyes so much town operable and interesting, the “afford- at public forums. able” stuff that is also historic is in short The thing you want, is it something that supply, and it is increasingly small, beatthere is incentive for the private sector to up, or shared with too many roommates. provide? If not, do you have ideas on how This happens when a resource of static to change conditions so that the private supply is subjected to increasing demand. sector is incentivized (or dis-incentivized, in the case of hotels and STVRs), and can This is not to say that there are not remedies. We are seeing an increasing number of you deal with those changes? Or, is what multi-family residential projects go up along you want something that must be accomthe periphery of the Historic District. These plished by direct public sector action (yeah, taxes, government meddling, etc)? are the reprints—available to the masses.

Or, hybrid-style, is it something that Hopefully the City will do what it can to encourage this trend, and to lower barriers you think the public sector should kludge the private sector into providing, because to its construction. As a bonus, it should help create the conditions spoken of in No. there is no natural incentive though it is a worthy goal? An example of this is “afford1 if the proper density is allowed. able” units in an otherwise market-rate But don’t expect to attain an original development. unless you can pay for it.

Let’s all think not just about what we 4. Are you just not willing to pay the want, but how we get to what we want, and price? accept that the means might actually be Proper pricing is the basis of any efficounter to what we imagine our economic cient market. ideologies to be. It will elevate the usefulPrice a product too high, consumness of our discussions about the future of ers don’t buy it, and you are left with unsold stock on your hands, and valuable Savannah, and our strategy to get there. CS

Please shed some light on presidential executive orders. It would seem that they can’t create laws, approve funding, or interpret existing laws. So what can they do? And why are they so powerful? —Anthony Creech AN executive order is nothing more than a president’s directive to the departments he oversees, instructing his subordinates in how to go about their business. Every president’s issued at least one of them, except poor old William Henry Harrison, who never got a chance. The most famous of them all, probably, came from the pen of Abe Lincoln: a little number called the Emancipation Proclamation.

Lincoln, in fact, also issued executive order number 1, though putting it that way is a bit misleading. The State Department didn’t start officially numbering the orders till 1907, beginning retroactively in 1862 with the oldest they then had on file, one granting parole to wartime political prisoners—some of whom had been taken into custody following the most controversial act of Lincoln’s presidency, the executive order suspending habeas corpus that allowed the military to imprison suspected traitors without review. An executive order is how Roosevelt ordered the internment of Japanese-Americans during WWII, how Truman integrated the armed forces afterward, and how Eisenhower sent troops to Little Rock to integrate the schools.

As direct and functional as an executive order can be, its legal nature is surprisingly fuzzy. There’s no explicit constitutional authorization for an EO, though it’s hard to imagine presidents acting without something like it at their disposal. An EO isn’t a law, because only Congress can pass those, but it has the force of law—at least unless and until Congress decides to pass a law to counteract it, or the courts say it’s not kosher. After Harry Truman issued an order attempting to establish federal control of steel mills during the Korean War, the Supreme Court blocked his move, creating in the process a framework for evaluating when such orders were permissible. Effectively, the president’s executive power is reciprocal to congressional initiative: where Congress has said nothing about an issue, executive power

is at its height; where it’s given pretty clear instructions, a president’s hands are largely tied.

Because presidential power is so poorly defined, it’s easy for opponents to paint the issuing of high-profile orders as undemocratic power grabs. And certain orders do seem to skirt the limits of presidential power, especially, these days, in the arena of immigration. Obama’s big immigration initiatives were instituted by executive order, but courts hobbled their implementation; of course, Trump’s two attempts thus far at so-called “extreme vetting” measures have been even more severely curtailed.

Sometimes critics will simply accuse a president of issuing too many executive orders. It’s hard, though, to imagine any president beating the record 3,721 orders signed by FDR, which haven’t seemed to mar his reputation too badly.

More recently, the number of EOs has been roughly consistent from one administration to the next: of the ten presidents before the current one, all averaged between 35 executive orders a year (Obama) and 80 (Carter). Reagan’s 381 overall were the most in this group, though Carter might have topped that tally with a second term. Trump, meanwhile, signed 33 in his first 100 days—more than anyone since Truman, who had a war to wrap up.

Self-promotion being his bread and butter, Trump has naturally played up the theatricality of his executive-order signings, making them seem more momentous than they are. As you point out, the president can’t allocate the funds necessary for his initiatives on his own, though he can direct a federal agency to use its existing budget toward a certain end—a border wall, let’s say. Certain of Trump’s executive orders may be intended to torpedo Obama-era policies, but there are bureaucratic procedures in place that slow down changes of course. Once a federal agency has issued a rule, for instance, it can’t then just reverse itself without first undertaking a lengthy review process. Even so constrained, Trump’s flurry of EOs may well lead to real consequences, but, as was famously once said, elections do have those.

Ultimately, the number of executive orders a president signs doesn’t really tell us a lot about what the president is getting done. Much of the power of the presidency has historically been exercised through less attention-getting means, in the everyday maintenance of the government: via the writing of memoranda, for instance, or by instructing department heads to issue administrative orders of their own. This is the sort of subtlety, one suspects, that President Donald J. Trump may not be destined to grasp. CS

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Officials in charge of a Beijing-Hangzhou Grand Canal heritage site recently installed “speed bumps,” similar to those familiar to Americans driving residential streets — but on a pedestrian walkway, with row upon row of risers to resemble a washboard. A Western travel writer, along with editors of People’s Daily China, suggested that officials were irked that “disorderly” tourists had been walking past the ancient grounds too rapidly to appreciate its beauty or context.

The Job of the Researcher

“Marine mammologist” Dara Orbach’s specialty is figuring out how bottlenose dolphins actually fit their sex organs together to copulate. When dolphins die of natural causes, Orbach, a post-doctoral fellow at Nova Scotia’s Dalhousie University, is sent their genitals (and also those of whales, porpoises and sea lions) and fills each one with silicone to work from molds in understanding the sex act’s mechanics. Dolphins’ vaginas are “surprising” in their “complexity,” she told Canadian Broadcasting Corporation News in April, for example, with the ability to twist inner folds to divert the progress of any sperm deposited by undesirable mates.

Bright Ideas

• Compared to busy coastal metropolises, Indiana may evoke repose, and entrepreneur Tom Battista is suggesting the state’s largest city capitalize on the sentiment by reserving a destination site on a low-lying hill overlooking the chaotic merge lanes of two interstate highways — affording visitors leisurely moments watching the frantic motorists scrambling below. He plans three rows of seats and a sunshade for the relaxed gawkers to

take in the “ocean”-like roar and imagine needed to tell someone about — but only if overwrought drivers’ rising blood presthe co-worker would “pinkie-swear” not sure (while their own remains soothingly to tell anyone else. (The co-worker broke calm). the code.)

• Several treatments are available to • In the course of pursuing claims combat the heart arrhythmia “atrial fibril- against Alaskan dentist Seth Lookhart for lation,” but all require medical superviMedicaid fraud, government investigators sion, which John Griffin, 69, said he tried found a video on his phone of him extractto acquire at the emergency room at New ing a sedated patient’s tooth — while ridZealand’s Waikato Hospital in April, only ing on a hoverboard. (He had apparently to be met with delay and frustration. Grifsent the video to his office manager under fin went home that day, took notice of his the title “New Standard of Care.”) neighbor’s 8,000-volt electric security Lookhart had been indicted in 2016 fence and, with boots off, in a fit of for billing Medicaid $1.8 million do-it-yourself desperation, nudged for patient sedations unnecesit with his arm. He got quite a jolt, sary for the procedures they he said, but he walked away, and his received. #BOS2017 heart returned to natural rhythm.

Perspective The medical director of the Heart In April, Tennessee state Foundation of New Zealand said representative Mike Stewthat Griffin was lucky and sternly art, aiming to make a point warned against the “procedure.” about the state’s lax gun-sales Weird Science laws and piggybacking onto the Medical researchers have been cuddly feeling people have about frustrated for years at failures in getchildren’s curbside lemonade ting certain cancer-fighting drugs stands, set up a combination to reach targeted areas in women’s stand on Nashville’s Capitol Hill, reproductive tracts, but doctors in offering for sale lemonade, cookGermany announced in April a bold ies — and an AK-47 assault rifle (with a technique that appeared to work: sending sign reading “No Background Check,” to the drugs via sperm cells, which seem to distinguish the private-sale AK-47 from roam without obstruction as they search one purchased from a federally licensed for an egg. The process involves coating dealer). (In fact, some states still regulate active sperm cells with an iron adhesive lemonade stands more than gun sales — by and magnetically steering them to their nettlesome “health department” and antiinternal targets. competitive rules and licensing, though Tennessee allows the stands in most News That Sounds Like a Joke neighborhoods as long as they are small • Sean Clemens, now awaiting trial in and operated infrequently.)

Liberty, Ohio, in the death of an 84-yearIronies old woman, allegedly confessed his guilt (1) The Wall Street Journal reported in to a co-worker after telling the man that February that among the most popular something was bothering him that he

diversions when Syrian households gather to escape the country’s bombs and bullets is playing the Hasbro war board game Risk (even though the game’s default version contains only five armies — not nearly enough to simulate the many Syrian factions now fighting). (2) The parliament of Australia’s New South Wales, entertaining a February citizen petition to cut societal “waste,” admitted that the petition’s required 107,000 signatures (already on a USB stick) would, by rule, have to be submitted in hard copy (4,000 pages), even though the pages would immediately be electronically scanned into a format for data storage.

People Different From Us

In March, an electrician on a service call at a public restroom in Usuki, Japan, discovered a crawlspace above the urinal area, which had apparently been a man’s home (with a space heater, gas stove and clothing). Investigators learned that Takashi Yamanouchi, 54, a homeless wanderer, had been living there continuously for three years — and had arranged everything very tidily, including the 300-plus plastic two-liter bottles of his urine. (It was unclear why he was storing his urine when he resided above a public restroom.)

Least Competent Criminals

Not Ready For Prime Time: (1) In March, WTTG-TV in Washington, D.C., broadcast surveillance video of a 7-Eleven armed robbery in the city’s northeast sector — since some footage offered a clear picture of the suspect’s face. Moments into the robbery, the man peered upward, caught sight of the camera and, shocked, reached for his apparently forgotten ski mask on top of his head, where (better late than never) he pulled it into place. (2) In

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November, three teenagers were arrested after stealing superfast Dodge cars in the middle of the night from a dealership in St. Peters, Missouri. (After driving less than a mile, police said, the three had lost control of their cars, crashing them, including “totaling” two 700-horsepower Challenger Hellcats.)

No Longer Weird

News that was formerly weird but whose patterns more recently have become so tedious that the stories deserve respectful retirement: (1) On May 5, an elderly

woman in Plymouth, England, became the most recent to drive wildly afield by blindly obeying her car’s satellite navigation system. Turning left, as ordered, only to confront a solid railing, she nonetheless spotted a narrow pedestrian gap and squeezed through, which led to her descending the large concrete stairway at the Mayflower House Court parking garage (until her undercarriage got stuck).

(2) Police in East Palestine, Ohio, said the 8-year-old boy who commandeered the family car and drove his sister, 4, to the local McDonald’s for a cheeseburger on

April 9 was different from the usual underaged drivers in that he caused no problems.

Witnesses said he followed traffic signals en route, which the boy attributed to learning from YouTube videos.

A News of the Weird Classic (October 2013)

Imminent Swirling Vortex of Damnation: Land developers for the iconic Stanley Hotel in Estes Park, Colorado (the inspiration for the hotel in Stephen King’s “The Shining”) announced recently (2013) that they need more space and thus will

dig up and move the hotel’s 12-gravesite pet cemetery (another Stephen King trope). Neighbors told the Fort Collins Coloradoan in September (2013) that they feared the construction noise more than the potential release of departed spirits (though an “Animal Planet” “dog psychic” who lives in Estes Park volunteered her services to calm the pets’ souls). (Update: Apparently, it worked.) CS

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Savannah-Chatham Metropolitan Police’s Violent Crime detectives arrested De’sira Lawton, 25, for the May 19 shooting (7 SOLVED) of Jalisa Johnson, 25, and Elijah Hayes, 59.

At about 8:30 p.m., officers responded to the 1300 block of East 33rd Street, and found Johnson and Hayes suffering from non-life -threatening injuries. They were transported to the hospital for treatment.

Shooting on Ogeechee Road Investigators determined that Lawton Savannah-Chatham Metropolitan and Johnson were involved in an altercaPolice’s Violent Crimes detectives are tion, where Lawton was holding a gun. investigating the shooting of Bryce PressHayes tried to intervene and the gun went ley, 18, in the 6000 block of Ogeechee Road off, striking both him and Johnson. on May 21.

Lawton was arrested and charged with At about 5:05 p.m., officers responded two counts of aggravated battery and one to the area and found the victim suffering count each of reckless conduct and crimifrom non-life -threatening injuries. He was nal trespass. transported to the hospital for treatment.

Arrest leads to seizure of guns, The actual circumstances leading up to machetes, and cattle prod the shooting are still under investigation.

Savannah-Chatham Metropolitan Investigators do not believe this to be a Police Department’s Strategic Investigarandom shooting. tion Unit (SIU) arrested Nathaniel Harvey, Anyone with information on this case should contact the SCMPD tip line by dial- 20, for drug-, firearm-, and traffic-related offenses on May 16. ing (912) 525-3124.

On May 12, SIU initiated a traffic stop in Information may also be forwarded to CrimeStoppers at (912) 234-2020. Tipsters the area of Pennsylvania Avenue and Indiana Avenue. The car fled, nearly striking a remain anonymous and may qualify for a police vehicle. Harvey was identified as the cash reward.

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were successful in arresting him on May 16 around 2:30 p.m. in the 4600 block of Lanier Drive. SCMPD’s Crime Suppression Unit, K-9, and ATF assisted with Harvey’s apprehension.

When Harvey was taken into custody, he was in possession of a stolen firearm.

During the execution of a search warrant at Harvey’s home, ammunition, body armor, drugs, machetes, a cattle prod, and six more guns were found.

Harvey was charged New SCMPD grads with felony fleeing to elude, theft by receiving stolen property, and additional drug and traffic offenses. Additional charges are forthcoming.

Shooting on Love Street

Savannah-Chatham Metropolitan Police’s Violent Crime detectives are investigating the shooting of a 16-year-old male in the 1100 block of Love Street on May 16.

At about 8:40 p.m., officers responded to the intersection of Richards Street and Ferrill Street, and found the victim suffering from non-life -threatening injuries. He

was transported to the hospital for treatment. Further investigation determined the shooting occurred in the 1100 block of Love Street. Investigators do not believe this to be a random shooting.

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As part of the ongoing effort to fully staff Savannah-Chatham Metropolitan Police, “Hundreds gathered at Savannah State University’s King Frazier Student Center Ballroom this afternoon as the Savannah-Chatham Metropolitan Police Department held a promotion and badge pinning ceremony,” police report Seven SCMPD officers were promoted to the rank of Sergeant: William Bailey, Chase Cogswell, Phillip Collard, Wesley Johnson, Steven Kohles, Alycia McLemore, and Romel Petit-Frere.

Six women and 25 men also graduated from the SCMPD’s Patrol School after completing that eight-week training course, which followed 11 weeks of training at the Georgia Public Safety Training Center in Garden City.

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FIVE YEARS AGO, the founding members of Savannah Stage Company were the new kids in town. This year, they rule the roost.

This is the first time Savannah Stage Company or associated members have won in the Best of Savannah awards. When the five founding members moved to the Lowcountry with pure passion, the desire to do something great for the community and, as Best Local Director Jayme Tinti phrases it, “zero dollars,” they were ready to bring theatre to every citizen, regardless of age or financial situation. Now, their literary-based, pay-what-you-can productions tour schools, nursing homes, and even Forsyth Park.

Bringing works of literature like The Call of The Wild, Romeo and Juliet, and The Scarlet Letter to life with a handful of actors playing multiple roles and little to no props, SSC makes all its decisions based on its core values: accessibility, action-driven storytelling, growth, imagination, and bravery.

“Ever since our inception, when all else fails, we look at our mission,” says Best Local Actor Wesley Pridgen. “If we are ever feeling off-track in any way, we turn to our value and mission—that’s what we’re here for.”

Pridgen, who broke onto the acting scene as Baby Jesus (“He’s playing it again this Christmas,” Tinti teases), grew up acting in community and high school theater. After earning a Bachelor of Arts in Theater at Barton College, he took an internship at the Barter Theatre, where he met Tinti.

Working at the nation’s longest-running professional theatre, the talented up-andcomers gained hands-on experience that would shape the identity of Savannah Stage Company.

“I’d never directed before, but I had been working at The Barter and absorbing for five years, like a sponge,” Tinti says.

Tinti made her directorial debut working on Pridgen’s senior thesis, a one-man show.

“He would go to school all day and I would be like, ‘How do you direct a play, Google?’” she laughs. “I was saved by the low pressure. You’re with your best bud with a play you know and love. We literally just rehearsed in the theater at night and by ourselves, built the sets ourselves, the lights, everything, ourselves. That was the first time I was like, ‘That was ridiculously hard and fun and yes, let’s do that again.’”

When they were ready to begin a theatre company of their own, the founding members of SSC found Savannah to be the perfect home base.

“You cannot help but fall in love with a city that looks like this,” Tinti says. “We saw such a value in SCAD and in the people here who were looking to make art and learn.”

For their first production as SSC, Pridgen wrote the music, his brother, Bryan, wrote the script, Liz [Whittimore] did the costumes, and Tinti directed. They were rehearsing at eight a.m. in an old school that had a funny smell, but they were living the dream.

“It was the time of our lives,” Tinti grins.

Though Tinti, a stage manager, didn’t expect to fill a directorial role, Pridgen thinks their great foundation helped Tinti become the strong director she is today.

“I think the largest help for Jayme was just the fact that, as a stage manager working at the Barter, she literally sat behind the table for five years with some of the best

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directors that I’ve ever met in my entire life,” says Pridgen.

“There’s never been a director like Jayme,” adds Best Actress Ashley Cook. “She’ll say something, and something clicks in me. There’s just so many layers to her directing, and it’s so rewarding.”

Cook, who studied theater in college and taught it later on, discovered Savannah Stage Company in 2016.

“I remember going on the [SSC] website because I needed to find a couple of auditions,” she says. “I went on there and was like, ‘Boy, I really like this mission and values.’”

“I got to the audition and Jayme said, ‘We work really hard, there is nobody behind the scenes.’ And I’ve never worked so hard or had to be so brave.”

Tinti remembers the moment perfectly.

“We all knew about this one,” she smiles, nodding to Cook. “I saw someone who was inside, peeking through the curtains. I just wanted to rip those curtains apart! That’s what happened!”

SSC’s fifth season has been a welcome challenge for its members. The first production, January’s It’s BIG: The Improv Musical was a true test of bravery and exhibited the troupe’s inventiveness.

“I wrote all the music we used,” Pridgen explains. “I basically wrote like, 26 vamps in 26 different genres of music. That was really fun, getting to transition from taking the music hat off and putting my improv player hat on and just getting to have fun with all this stuff. It was definitely one of the hardest things we’ve ever done as a company.”

For Cook, The Call of the Wild encouraged her own artistic growth.

“It really pushed me in a lot ways,” she says. “I have never played a male character before, so having to change how I walked and talked, that was very different for me.”

Without hesitation, she lists The Wicked Witch of the West as her favorite SSC role.

The Wizard of Oz was a blast for Pridgen, too.

“The major of Munchkin City was probably my all-time favorite character I’ve ever done,” he declares. “It was literally a dream of mine, and it came true. That character lives

in the world for like, a minute and a half, then you never see him again. You only have that minute and a half to make this person come to life, to a degree.”

Above all, SSC’s members are most inspired by their audiences.

“Watching people’s imagination activate is something I could go on watching for the rest of my life,” Tinti says. “That our work has that possibility, to have a 60-yearold woman use her imagination, that’s what I’m proud of: the potential of what we’re doing and what we can do. You watch people watch plays, and they’re not engaged.

I feel it, I see it happen. So to be able to engage someone one hundred percent of the time—that assures me that we’re on the right path. It’s all about those moments.”

“I’ve never experienced so many people who have come into a performance and said, ‘I have never been to a play,’” adds Cook. “After the show they say, ‘This is great!

I can’t wait to come see more.’ Again, going along with our values of accessibility and being approachable to people who thought theatre wasn’t something they would ever be interested in or fit into.”

With their first-time Best of Savannah wins, Cook, Pridgen, and Tinti are excited to give Savannah all they’ve got. Look for Working: A Musical in July, followed by Savannah Playwright’s Series in September and It’s A Wonderful Life: A Radio Play during the holidays.

“Going into this year, I couldn’t help but really believe in us and really believe we had done stuff to warrant something like this,” Tinti says. “We’re not taking it lightly. Now, our work begins. Now we live up to it.” —Anna Chandler Runner-up, Director: David I.L. Poole Runner-up, Actor: Mark Rand Runner-up, Actress: Angelique Chase

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PART OF Andrea Domanski’s success as a writer lies in the fact that she writes what she likes to read.

“I write what I like, and I love urban fantasy,” she gushes.

“Anything that delves beneath what we see in the natural world. I love to imagine, what if this stuff was true?”

Exodus, the most recent release in Domanski’s “Omega” series, is an urban fantasy—meaning a fantasy story set in the real world—featuring a government agency whose purpose is to protect mankind from supernatural threats.

“Exodus, I have to say, is my favorite book,” Domanski says.

“It’s got a really cool character.”

Domanski, a Savannah resident for over twenty years, is what writers call a “pantser.”

“There are two types of writers—those who outline everything and know exactly what’s gonna happen when, and then there’s pantsers,” she explains. “We fly by the seat of our pants.

I do a little outlining, but I like to keep it organic. The characters evolve as I go. I have an idea of who my character is, but where the story takes me can change. In every one of my books, I’ve done a 180 on something I was sure would be perfect, but as the story developed, it didn’t work as well. I like to have a little fluidity.” — Rachael Flora Runner-up, Author: Jose Ray Runner-up, Book: A New Death (Savannah’s Only Zombie Novel) CONTINUES ON P. 20

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BLUESMAN Eric Culberson has been taking home the Best All-Around Musician reward for so many years we can barely count. But what’s it truly mean to be a great all-around musician, anyway?

The category’s been around for far longer than this writer has been a Connect employee, but I’d say the rubric should be something like this: they’re a technically proficient player with a tireless work ethic, DIY know-how, and an engaging stage presence, possessing a versatility that allows them to perform with a variety of musicians regardless of genre. A great all-around musician also has a humble, friendly demeanor, allowing for genuine engagement with audiences.

That’s Eric Culberson, people. The guitarist and vocalist can light up The Warehouse on River Street or a concert hall in the big city and thrill and connect with both crowds.

Culberson was “reared” in Savannah (“I did not grow up!” he quips), teaching himself guitar by playing with others and developing a good ear. He began playing professionally in the late 1980s and early ‘90s, he estimates, when his “night gig” transformed into his mainstay.

“I was doing construction work and historic renovation,” he recalls. “I knew I loved guitar and liked playing it, but I never thought about doing it for a living. Then, I kind of got off the day wheel, was doing the night wheel, too, and one day the day wheel got cancelled out.”

It was tough leaving a gig at 3 a.m. and hitting a job site at 6 a.m. “I did it for a while and it was kind of messy,” he admits. “Probably the only time I’ve ever been fired in my life is when I fell asleep in a port-a-john because I’d been up all night!”

Early on, Culberson was inspired by Nashville Cats, Iggy Pop, and the three Kings (Freddie, Albert, and B.B.—he and other local musicians paid tribute to them at The Lucas in 2015). These days, he’s feeling the country vibes and particularly dug that last Sturgill Simpson record. When he and his band hit the studio again—hopefully soon— he looks forward to putting those elements to tape.

“I’m not going to be the master of the art of country guitar pickin’, but I want to have that inflection,” he says. “To me, that’s earthy and organic just like the blues is.

All music is not blues music, but it’s all the blues. Even Beethoven—dun-dun-dunDUN—the energy is the blues. It’s the human element of happiness or sadness. Old country music is blues to me… and modern pop-country gives me the blues!”

Culberson, whose weeks are packed with local gigs and weekends are often studded with touring dates, suffered a major setback when he was in a motorcycle accident last October. Unable to walk, he played through his recovery and used a walker for some time; though he’s had some scrapes and breaks throughout his adventurous life, that incident gave him a fresh outlook.

“Being able to stand up is pretty cool,” he says. “I realized how much I like to stand and move around. It was survivable, and I got to come back and get back in my own skin—some people don’t have it that fortunate. That’s definitely helped me to appreciate playing music. Waking up every day and going, ‘Man, I gotta move some equipment or buy some strings…’ well, that’s because I’m a musician, and thank God! It helps me appreciate who I am.”

Right now, Culberson’s enjoying working on new jams with his band, Larry Duff and Jonathan Hill, and giving the arrangements room to breathe and grow. Even when he’s shredding songs he’s played for years, he still loves what he does.

“It’s not for everybody,” he says of the gigging musician’s life. “I play these songs every night, and I try to not just play through ‘em, you know? I like to really bring out the soul and essence and story of the songs. Even though we’ve played ‘em a few thousand times each. You’re making music and telling a story. It’s like, you don’t get tired of saying ‘hello’ to people. You can say ‘hi,’ or ‘how you doing,’ or ‘what’s up.’

It’s the same message. It’s ‘hello.’ That should never get old.”

Culberson gives thanks for his bandmates, supporters, the local musicians who inspire him, and for the ability to play right here at home.

“Not everybody can do what they love and not have to relocate,” he says. “And when it comes to me and my band, I’m only as good as the two guys behind me, and we’re only as good as the people in front of us. Even though I’ve won this a lot of consecutive times or been close, I never take it for granted and I really, really appreciate it.” —Anna Chandler

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Best Cultural Event, Best Festival (That’s Not Saint Patrick’s Day)

Savannah Music Festival

It’s a perennial best of winner because it simply brings in the best. The fabulous staff and crew of spring’s annual Savannah Music Festival work tirelessly year-round to curate a diverse festival that takes music lovers around the world, shows them the future of music, and nods to the past.

At 2017’s celebration, attendees could catch America’s favorite songwriter, Jason Isbell, Leyla McCalla, the cellist and tenor banjo player whose blend of traditional Creole, Cajun, and Haitian music is taking the world by storm, Justin Towners Earle, The Avett Brothers, Atlanta Symphony Orchestra, and so much more in just 17 days.

Runner-up, Event: St. Patrick’s Day Runner-up, Festival: Savannah Stopover Music Festival

Best Film Festival

Savannah Film Festival

To put it simply, SCAD’s annual celluloid celebration absolutely crushed it this year.

After a couple of years with a heavy emphasis on documentary films, SFF bagged all the smash hits and Oscar hopefuls of 2016, letting Savannahians catch Moonlight, La La Land, Arrival, Jackie, Bleed For This, and more before they hit the multiplexes.

Townies and SCAD students also had fun hunting down celeb guests, including Moonlight’s Mahershala Ali, who went on to win the Academy Award for Best Supporting Actor, Molly Shannon, Miles Teller, David Harbour, and others.

Runner-up: Telluride Mountainfilm

Best Indie Film Venue

Lucas Theatre for the Arts

The fate of The Lucas is uncertain since the SCAD-majority board controversially fired its staff in April, but one thing is for sure: the crew that transformed the functionality of Abercorn’s gorgeous Art Deco theatre sure knew how to please a crowd. Movie night at The Lucas made for a fabulous first date or family outing and certainly offered a more elegant, decidedly Savannah alternative to the multiplexes.

Whether they booked films by theme (September offered an ode to Gene Wilder; the holidays welcomed classics like It’s A Wonderful Life), there was always something kind of magical about seeing a beloved film framed by the opulent theatre. Let’s hope SCAD remembers that magic as they take over The Lucas’s programming.

Runner-Up: Muse Arts Warehouse

Best Performance Troupe, Best Instagram Feed Best Local Twitter Feed, Best Adult Entertainment

Savannah Sweet Tease Burlesque Revue

The burly babes of Savannah’s premiere burlesque troupe take the cake once again.

The tassel-turning tantalizers clean it up at Best Of Savannah every year with good reason: they work their craft, promotion, and community engagement as expertly as they work the stage. With hearts that sparkle as brightly as their hand-adorned costumes, it’s impossible to dull their shine.

Runner-up, Troupe: Odd Lot Improv Runner-up, Instagram: Visit Savannah Runner-up, Twitter: WTOC TV

Best Local Theatre Production

The Vagina Monologues, Bay Street Theatre

This February show upstairs at Club One, directed by JinHi Soucy Rand and Valerie America Lavelle, was a virtual who’s-who of local female talent.

Runner-up: The Wizard of Oz

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Best Local Punk Band

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THE FIRST time Greta Odrezin was onstage, she was terrified and shaking. Headlining a show with Mannequin Pussy, Don Vito, and Jealousy Mountain Du0 at Hang Fire, the vocalist brought her journal of lyrics onstage and hollered into the microphone as a masked guitarist and drummer surrounded her in noise.

Greta O. & The TOXIC SHOCK started out as an experiment of sorts and grew into one of Savannah’s most-loved bands, delivering raucous performances and a fevered demo recording. It’s Odrezin’s first band, and the singer has honed a captivating stage presence over three years. The audience is completely engaged while the centrifugal force of her masked bandmates declares: It’s Greta O’s world. We’re lucky to bear witness.

A Savannah native, Odrezin discovered punk and aggressive music in her adolescence, falling hard for Operation Ivy, Dead Kennedys, Ramones, and Misfits.

“I went to a Jewish school from kindergarten to eighth grade,” she says, “and I was listening to what my parents listened to—lots of old country, Led Zeppelin. Hearing something so different...that energy and passion made sense to me. The fast-pace, high energy, that’s what I’ve always been drawn to, music-wise.”

For years, she was dying to be in a band and already had a name picked out: Toxic Shock Syndrome. Friend Josh Sterno of the band Cray Bags wanted to start a new project and implored Odrezin to sing. To make it even, Sterno volunteered to learn and play guitar.

“He had to do something he wasn’t normally used to, too,” Odrezin grins.

For some time, Toxic Shock was a trio with Odrezin singing, Sterno playing guitar, and Cray Bags’ Daniel Brady Lynch drumming. Sterno ran his guitar through a pedal that would beef up the lower end and compensate for the lack of bass, but eventually, Cray Bags’ Derek Lynch took over bass duties. While on tour with Cray Bags, Zak Barnum played synthesizers, something that Odrezin hopes will happen again in the future.

“It’s been so cool to see what we’re all capable of doing together,” she says. “I think the growth in sound has been really nice from the beginning to now.”

Early on, Odrezin sang her old journal entries; lately, she’s enjoyed bringing a irreverent playfulness to her lyrics with stories of debauchery and partying escapades.

“Not everything has to be so serious,” she says. “We might as well have fun.”

These days, Odrezin is right at home onstage and enjoys exploring other aspects of performance, including playing bass in punk band Sherman’s Boot before its hiatus.

“I’m kind of a shy, reserved person,” she shares. “It took a lot for me to put myself at the forefront. The dudes pushed me to the front, and with the masks, it was a lot to take on at first.”

It’s hard to believe that three years have passed since that first gig. “[Singing] has helped me gain a lot more confidence in myself,” says Odrezin. “Being scared or nervous doesn’t stop me from doing anything now. I say, ‘Fuck it, what’s it going to hurt to try?’”

Drummer Daniel has plans to move to Chicago next month; before he does, the band will record their first full album. Odrezin is determined to keep the project going and hopes to tour out west soon.

The band was surprised by this first-time win and Odrezin looks forward to taking the project as far as she can.

“It’s a good way to end this chapter of it,” she smiles. —Anna Chandler Runner-up: Cray Bags

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Runner-Up: Lucas Theatre for the Arts

Best Museum

Jepson Center for the Arts

Downtown’s destination for notable, provoking, and inventive art continues to inspire local art lovers and tourists alike.

This year, crowds gawped at Nick Cave’s sensational sound suits, lingered over “Kahlil Gibran and the Feminine Divine” (you can see the visual art of The Prophet author Gibran through January 2018), and got hands-on at PULSE Art & Technology Festival. Los Angeles DIY radio station KCHUNG served its first full-scale residency outside of its hometown at The Jepson this winter, and in September, the museum brought back the Tibetan Monks of Drepung Loseling Monastery to create their incredible sand mandala paintings.

In addition to showcasing world-class art and the hottest touring exhibitions, Jepson’s dedication to the community makes it one of our most valuable artistic resources. From the annual “I Have Marks to Make” exhibition, which showcases the work of local citizens with disabilities, to Juneteenth, to hanging the Panhandle Slim signs that Savannahians held in the Women’s March on Washington, we see our community reflected in that big, beautiful, glass and stone structure. And that pairing of global creativity and grassroots growth is the soul of Savannah.

Runner-up: Telfair Academy of Arts and Sciences

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Best Art Gallery

Sulfur Studios

In early 2016, Sulfur Studios expanded into the upstairs of their building at 2301 Bull Street in the heart of Starland. That extra level has completely revolutionized the gallery and community space, allowing them to host multiple events, offer more workspaces for artists, and provide a venue for musicians and performing artists.

Sulfur also grew when it became home to indie boutique The Hidden Hand, which, thanks to its street-facing window, beckons shoppers to come explore all of Sulfur’s offerings. Whether you want to learn how to create radical change within your community, attend a literary reading, catch a documentary screening, marvel over handmade goods, ponder the hottest art exhibition, or see local artists at work, Sulfur is the place to be.

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First Friday Art March

Best Local Photographer

Geoff L. Johnson

The Connect contributor, who shot this week’s cover and many before it, continues to snap compelling portraits of fascinating folks, capture the in-the-moment magic of weddings and special events, and make landscapes come alive through his lens.

Runner-up: Jon Waits

Best Fashion Event

Junk2Funk @Savannah Arts Academy

Our youth are our future, and as Junk2Funk proves annually, they’re an incredibly resourceful and inspiring, and sharply-dressed bunch. The visual arts students of Savannah Arts Academy turned rubbish into ravishing runway looks at the ninth annual Junk2Funk event in January. With 2017’s Safari theme, there were bold colors, sculptural elements, and marvelously avant-garde makeup. Whether you’re a proud parent or a bold fashionista, Junk2Funk remains the hottest ticket in town.

Runner-up: The SCAD Fashion show

Best Local Comedian/Comedy Team

Odd Lot Improv

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Best Local Singer-Songwriter

FOR MOST of his life, Isaac Smith’s distinctive voice was a part of a joyful unison reverberating through the halls of his father’s church. Though he played multiple instruments in praise bands and even worked as an in-demand session player, the 31-year-old didn’t write an original song until 2013. Now, Smith has honed a unique acoustic, indie-folk influenced sound and captured audiences with his engaging storytelling through song.

“Music, for me, has always been church,” Smith explains, recalling those early days in his hometown of Atlanta. It was in a worship setting that he learned the drums, then bass, and, eventually, violin, which he learned at school and incorporated into his church playing.

“Violin for me is the one instrument I’m fairly good at,” he shares. “In the worship world, I started doing stuff with random artists, from Hillsong United to Jeff Deyo, and I did a lot of studio work in Atlanta. That was great. The money was cool. That was a good thing.”

But Smith wanted more. When he moved to Savannah and his church asked him to pen some original praise songs, he was inspired to dig a little deeper. “[Praise songs] are usually a lot of mountains and trees and valleys, and I wanted to be more detailed with songwriting,” he says. “That’s not necessarily worship for a lot of people.”

After attending Molly MacPherson’s open mic to play some covers with collaborator Ethan Stewart, Smith discovered Savannah’s singer-songwriter community and felt inspired.

“That was my first introduction to the scene in Savannah,” he remembers.

He went home, sat down with an acoustic guitar, and wrote.

The song that came out, “Give In,” was inspired by friend Eric Dunn of Velvet Caravan. Like many local artists, Smith headed back to Molly’s open mic to play the song and get some feedback from host Craig Tanner.

“I look up to Craig tremendously,” Smith says. “I feel like he’s the best songwriter…playing songs in front of him, I wasn’t nervous or scared, buy it was like, ‘Let’s see what he says about it and get some honest input.’”

The song is included on Smith’s first release, 2014’s “Magnolia Bloom” EP. That recording showcased the incredible chemistry that the singer-songwriter has with his band, drummer Robert Saunders, guitarist Stewart, and, now, bassist Eric Dunn.

“Robert and Ethan come from a very similar church background as me,” Smith says. “I can hold my own with solo stuff, but when they come together with me, it’s my family just killing it.

They’re amazing and make the music ten times better than what it is.”

Currently, Smith and his band are in pre-production for a fulllength album, Young or Old, recorded at The Garage Savannah; Smith’s running a Kickstarter for vinyl pre-orders of the LP. The single, which fans can hear in June, is inspired by the early days when Smith and his wife, jewelry designer Tatiana Cabral Smith, were getting to know each other.

“I get reminded a lot in my marriage about the times we used to talk on the phone for hours and hours and it felt like ten minutes,” he says. “Sometimes, when we’re sitting on the couch or listening to records, it’s really hard to think beyond the years where we started together. And I just think to myself, ‘What did I do before I met this girl? Were the skies as blue?’ The record is about love, about conquering hardships and embracing who you are within your marriage or relationship, and no matter young or old, where we find ourselves, our hearts still beat for each other’s souls.”

Smith hopes to release the album in late summer and is gracious for the support of Connect Savannah voters.

“Continue to support local music and the hard workers of Savannah,” he says with earnest. “Be kind, be real, be you.” — Anna Chandler Runner-up: Britt Scott

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Bistro, The Loft on Liberty. Catch them there on Mondays at 7:30 p.m. and Saturdays at 8 p.m. for unpredictable, creative fun.

If you go to the show and get inspired, check out the new Odd Lot Academy, where aspiring performers can learn from the best of ‘em. Get schooled on Yes And-ing, partner work, scene work, and more from the Odd Lot Team! Learn more at oddlotproductions.com.

Runner-up: Keegan Ray

Anders Thomsen, pedal steel player Igor Fiksman, bassist Marc Chesanow, and drummer Alex Mason thrill the crowd with classics from country patriarchs Hank Williams, Dwight Yoakam, and George Jones, but Shitkicker originals like “Shit or Get off the Pot” get the audience singing along like they’re part of the band. And they are, in a way. If you haven’t made their regular happy hour a tradition, it’s a fine time to start; this shit ain’t gonna kick itself.

Runner-up: The Train Wrecks

Best Local Concert

Best Local Folk Band/Artist, Best Local Bluegrass Band

The Avett Brothers at Savannah Music Festival

The Avetts know how to put on a fabulous show and keep ‘em coming back for more, and Savannah almost always sells out when the North Carolina folk rockers come to town. The 2017 Savannah Music Festival performance showed the band giving back all the love they were getting from the crowd. Another solid pop pick for SMF. Runner-up: Elton John

Best Local Vocalist

Trae Gurley

Lowcountry crooner Trae Gurley is our own Swoonatra, captivating audiences with vintage elegance and a magnetic stage presence. Whether it’s jazz, Ryan Adams, or a self-penned acoustic song, Gurley has proven himself a versatile voice on any stage.

Runner-up: Lexi Ambrose

Best Local Country/Americana Band

Damon and the Shitkickers

The best place to be in Savannah in the lazy, late Saturday afternoon? At The Jinx with some of our finest local players onstage, of course.

Damon and the Shitkickers—Damon Mailand as the leading man, guitar sorcerer

City Hotel

City Hotel broke onto the scene in 2012 with “Savannah Grass,” a five-song EP that combined their taste for old-time tuneage, a love of language, Southern storytelling, and in-the-round harmonies. The band’s come a long way from their early days, becoming one of Savannah’s most in-demand acts and spinning off into countless solo and side projects (Swamptooth, Cory Chambers Jazz Band, The Grand Gestures, and many more offer a chance to see the gents outside their bluegrass element).

Fans have been chomping at the bit for an album to follow Dogged Days, City Hotel’s masterful 2015 debut full-length, and they’ll soon get it. Aaron Zimmer, Cory Chambers, Jay Rudd, and Anthony Teixeria are putting the final touches on a fresh record as you read this and are planning on a late summer or early fall release.

Runner-up, Both: The Accomplices

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Runner-up: Kylesa

Best Local Rock Band

COEDS

A breakout year for the beloved local quartet, as they marked the release of their longanticipated debut full-length, Thrill Me!, with a party at The Jinx. Anna, Phillip, Jeremiah, and the now long distance drummer Donald continue to fill a very busy dance card of gigs all over the area with their unique brand of garage/psychobilly/power-pop.

Runner-up: Niche

Best Local Jazz Band/Artist

Velvet Caravan

To catch Savannah’s gypsy swing sensation in their hometown is a rarity these days— violinist Ricardo Ochoa, bassist Eric Dunn, pianist and accordionist Jared Hall, percussionist Jesse Monkman, and new guitarist Jimmy Grant have been touring the country, selling out concert halls and delighting audiences young and old.

Savannah VOICE Festival just announced a particularly exciting gig for our musical troubadours: they’ll team up with charismatic mezzo-soprano Jessica Ann Best for “Funny Girl with a Gypsy Swing,” a night so unique it could only happen right here on the home turf.

Runner-up: The Fabulous Equinox Orchestra

Best Local Club DJ

Basik Lee

Jack-of-all-trades Steven Baumgardner takes home the DJ prize once again. Catch him spinning all over town on weeknights and weekends and hosting Hip-Hop Night at The Jinx on Tuesdays.

Runner-up: Jose Ray

Best Local Electronic Artist

Sunglow

Daniel Brady Lynch is one of Savannah’s most prolific musicians, regularly taking home the Best Local Electronic Artist award for Sunglow and another one for the punk bands he performs in, Greta O. and the TOXIC SHOCK and longtime winners Cray Bags.

His contributions to the scene, plus the sheer fun of watching him perform, makes it hard to say goodbye—he’ll move to Chicago in June—but the Savannah native will certainly be back for some shows. In the meantime, keep up with his music online (Daniel Brady Lynch, The Lipschitz, Bodyplex, Sunglow) and send your Illinois friends to catch him live.

Runner-up: Tommy Techno

Best Local Hip-Hop/Rap Artist, Best Local Music Video

Dope KNife

Dope KNife’s already had a helluva year. After releasing his highly-anticipated LP NineteenEightyFour on Sage Francis’s Strange Famous Records in January, Kedrick Mack has been touring relentlessly from coast to coast and gathering rave reviews along the way.

In his “Name Up” video, KNife keeps it classic in black and white with occasional spot color. Members of Savannah Sweet Tease Burlesque Revue dance, feed him grapes, and tease with whips between cuts of the rapper performing with a DJ. With its timeless feel, it’s sure to be a favorite for years to come.

Runner-up, Artist: Basik Lee Runner-up, Video: “Do The Beast Stomp,” COEDS

Best Local Recording Studio

Dollhouse Productions

There was a bit of a scare when the lease was up on Dollhouse’s gorgeous Factory Drive warehouse space, but thanks to Savannah Repertory Theater, the building remains a creative one, and Savannah’s favorite recording studio is still producing great work.

Runner-up: The Garage Savannah

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Best Visual Artist

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IF you’ve spent any amount of time in Savannah, you know Panhandle Slim’s art.

His paintings, done on a variety of repurposed woods, feature a quote along with a portrait of the attributable person. It’s a simple format, and it’s strikingly powerful.

“I’m not the best artist, but I do paint some of the best people along with what they write, sing, or speak,” says Slim, real name Scott Stanton.

Stanton has been painting for many years, but his art recently gained some more notoriety after he volunteered to hand-paint a cardboard sign for each person who went to the Women’s March on Washington back in January.

Stanton is very engaged in social justice, and his art doesn’t stray from the political—he uses it deliberately to send a political message. As his Facebook friends know, he often leaves signs with politically relevant messages in prominent places around town.

One such sign, dropped at Bull and West 40th, quotes Dick Gregory as saying, “There is something wrong with a system that can keep everybody so ignorant, yet everybody thinks they are so smart.”

Stanton is also behind the Walls of Hope project, a partnership with Savannah Youth City where he puts up paintings with positive messages in places where the city most needs a pop of colorful inspiration.

“To me, personally, [Walls of Hope] has been successful because strangers come up to me and tell me how much the paintings mean to them,” says Stanton. “Those folks are no longer strangers to me, and I am no longer a stranger to them. To me, it’s that simple. That is success.” —Rachael Flora Runner-up: Jose Ray

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AS A BAND that only plays a handful of times a year, if that, Savannah funk/soul/ rock band Ambrose was shocked to be named the Best of Savannah.

It’s about quality, not quantity. Ambrose’s live shows are just that good.

The project, which has had many interations, began a decade ago with Greg Rettig (The Wave Slaves, Sins of Godless Men) and Steven Baumgardner (Basik Lee).

The duo met when Rettig was working on a track for his electronic project Bands with Melody. The dark song needed a rap verse; bandmate Jeremiah Stuard suggested Baumgardner, a co-worker who “said he raps.”

Upon arrival, Rettig recognized Baumgardner from The Jinx’s Hip-Hop Night, set up the microphones, and started the backing track.

“We started recording, and I kept cutting him off,” Rettig explains. “ ‘Nope. Start again. Keep doing it.’ Eventually he looked like he was going to murder me. That’s when I said, ‘That’s what I wanted! Perfect!’ He goes, ‘You’ve been making me mad this whole time on purpose?!’”

“We were screaming at each other the whole time,” laughs Baumgardner. “That’s how our marriage started. We’ve been screaming and doing music together ever since.”

Ambrose allowed rapper and DJ Baumgardner to learn guitar and sing as rotating drummers, horn players, bassists, and guitarists joined him and Rettig onstage.

“We’ve been lucky to play with some really talented people,” says Rettig.

Ambrose’s current lineup features Baumgardner on vocals and guitar, Rettig on bass, Phillip Reynolds Price on keyboards, and Derrick Burgess on drums.

“This is a way more comfortable version of the band,” Baumgardner attests.

In the past, unpredictability was Ambrose’s signature. Havoc seemed to hang around the band. Members would be unable to play shows at the last minute. Sometimes, shows were played with concussions or blood all over a broken amplifier.

Trumpets were lubricated with Fireball and wine. Despite the chaos, everything fell together onstage into a deep groove powered by Baumgardner’s captivating vocals.

“It was dope when we were all onstage and we could pull something off,” he says.

“Now, I think, if we were all just grinding in that work mode, we could have been creating stuff like we’re doing now. Now, it’s inspiring instead of draining.”

The original songs got folks listening at the beginning, but Ambrose cemented a loyal following through their Prince tribute band, Blouses. Originally created for The Jinx’s annual Halloween tribute night, they’ve reprised the act twice—once for Valentine’s Day (Baumgardner’s birthday) at The Jinx, and after The Purple One’s death.

Strangers still compliment Baumgardner on his studied, respectful impersonation of the pop icon; while the band’s appreciative, they’re looking forward to sharing more original material in the future and are planning a second Soul Train-themed event at El-Rocko Lounge. For now, Ambrose is enjoying writing together.

“It’s funny that I’m going to compare these two things, but Ambrose makes me feel like how I felt in Dope Sandwich,” Baumgardner says. “I had a crew that would bounce ideas off each other. That is a lot of fun when you not only have individuals who are good at what they do and are like-minded but can easily just talk and get things across with each other. These last songs we just made up are our best songs. I constantly feel like I have to step my game up, so it makes me feel good to do that.” —Anna Chandler Runner-up: A Nickel Bag of Funk

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Anita Narcisse Most Crushworthy Savannahian

Mayor Eddie DeLoach Best City Council Member

With his first full year in his office under his belt, Mr. Mayor has made a name for himself for his folksy yet focused manner of running Council meetings, once known for their shambolic, meandering nature. Always ready with a quip, often self-deprecating, nonetheless DeLoach likes the meetings to run smoothly and the votes to come fast and furious. Being elected mostly on a crimefighting platform, DeLoach can point to the fullstaffing of the police department for the first time in decades as a fulfillment of a campaign promise, as well as the well-received hiring of new City Manager Rob Hernandez.

However, other challenges loomed large, such as the controversial votes on the Stage On Bay, ongoing tensions between tourism-oriented development and resident concerns, and most recently, the double-whammy controversies of Council’s vote to extend paid parking to nights and Saturdays and this week’s upcoming vote on the very contentious proposed downtown surcharge to fund additional police patrol. — Jim Morekis Runner-up: Julian Miller

Best County Commissioner

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Dean Kicklighter

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The 7th District Commissioner, in West Chatham, Kicklighter finds himself at the epicenter of the county’s most robust growth, residentially and commercially. He maintains his devotion to conservative ideals of low taxes and business-friendliness, and wins yet again in this important political category.

Runner-up: Helen Stone

THE OUTFITS! Those eyelashes! That rack!

Of course Savannah has the hots for the sassy co-founder of The Savannah Sweet Tease Burlesque Revue, who struts her stuff onstage as Rita D’LaVane, leaving a trail of errant sequins and dropped jaws in her wake.

It may seem like she shimmied out of the womb swinging those tassels, but Anita hasn’t always played the role of voluptuous vixen.

“It’s definitely been an evolution. There was a time in high school when I identified as male,” recalls the ’00 Savannah Arts Academy grad. “But then a friend gave me a makeover, and I just embraced being girly as shit.”

She took her reclaimed femininity into hyperspace after her older sister dragged her to a drag show at Club One, where she witnessed the gowns and wigs as the epitome of glamor.

“I said to my sister, I wanna be THAT.” She began performing as a go-go dancer in bars in college, then progressed into the world of burlesque, combining performance art with positive sexuality. Inspired by the World Famous *BOB*, who defied gender conventions to become one of most renowned drag queens on the New York scene, Anita manifested the glamazon persona of her wildest fantasies.

“It’s all drag, really. Drag isn’t about gender necessarily,” reflects the violet-haired femme as she sits at the vintage vanity in her Eastside boudoir, where closets overflow with chiffon and satin and there’s an entire cabinet dedicated to her handmade pasties.

“It’s about the transformation. There’s power in putting on a costume and two hours’ worth of makeup and becoming a different character.”

Each of Anita’s performances comes with elaborate couture that she crafts herself, from handmade fans to dominatrix pleather dresses to the stunning Tiki Bird ensemble fashioned from hundreds of hot-glued feathers for 2016’s Sweet Tease’s Disney Whirled collaboration with House of Gunt. She’d always been obsessed with those Tiki Room birds, but has never seen them in person. “My parents are taking me to Disney World this summer, I can’t wait!”

La Narcisse also cites Beyoncé as an important influence (her two kitties are named Queen Bey and Sasha Fierce) on her work ethic and body-positive messaging.

“I think part of burlesque is letting go of the idea that you have to meet some social standard. The more I perform, the more I embrace that.”

Those crushing on Anita will have to understand that she’s deeply in love with her partner, Chris Underwood, who she refers to as “The Wizard,” but that doesn’t mean meaningful flirtation is out of the question.

“I get aroused by other people’s creativity to be themselves,” she coos, batting her eyelashes like an exotic bird’s wings.

When she’s not performing with her Sweet Tease sisters and logging hours at her day job, Anita will be touring various burlesque festivals this summer and promoting her glittery bath product side hustle, Burly Bombs.

But even if you run into her at the Kroger, you can expect her to be in full vamp mode, because life’s too short not to wear the sexy shoes.

“I hate putting on Muggle clothes,” she giggles, petting Sasha Fierce.

“Sometimes I feel like I don’t know how to dress myself in real life.”

—Jessica Leigh Lebos Runner-up: Alex Barbee

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Best New City Initiative

Best Nonprofit

This groundbreaking program, championed by Mayor Eddie DeLoach, is now in its second summer iteration.

Runner-up: New designs for Bay, River, and Broughton Streets

Now in its 14th year, CPR finds homes for the furry creatures who fall between the cracks of society. Director Lisa Scarbrough is also the founder.

Runner-up: Art Rise Savannah

Coastal Pet Rescue

Best Historic Building

Owens-Thomas House

A crown jewel among Southern house museums, the O.T. House remains one of Savannah’s biggest and best tourism draws, both for its intrinsic beauty and craftsmanship, and the professionalism of its staff and guides.

Runner-up: Cathedral of St. John the Baptist

Best Place of Worship

Cathedral of St. John the Baptist

The spiritual center of Savannah’s Catholic community is a bona fide tourist draw as well, for its splendor.

Runner-up: Compassion Christian

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Summer 500

Best Progressive

Best Public School

The shepherd of the flock at Compassion Christian Church, Pastor Cam brings the good word to far-flung congregations from downtown at Savannah Theatre to Liberty County and Statesboro.

Runner-up: Father Patrick O’Brien

Best Headmaster/Principal

Calvary Day School

The steeple, damaged in Hurricane Matthew, was repaired and back up just in time for Easter this year.

Runner-up: Savannah Country Day

Principal Gif Lockley and the whole community at SAA don’t just comprise one of the best high schools in Georgia. Their slate of performance and fashion events add heft to the whole local cultural calendar.

Runner-up: May Howard Elementary

Mary Anne Hogan

The headmaster (headmistress?) at St. Vincent’s Academy is a perennial winner in this category, inspiring devotion and trust to this historic Savannah educational institution.

Runner-up: Dr. James Taylor, Calvary Day School

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The School Board President’s progressive, reformist spirit isn’t always supported by the rest of the generally status-quo supporting board. The local daily paper continues its almost cartoonishly one-sided attacks on her. Nevertheless, she persists.

Runner-up: Julie Wade

Best Liberal

Driverless cars. Artificial intelligence. Microentrepreneurship. When Clinton Edminster talks about progressive things, he means actually progressive. This oneman community revitalization project has put his stamp on the Starland District as well as the entire Savannah grassroots arts community. In a town swimming with big fish in a very small pond, his humility and personal empathy are most welcome.

Runner-up: Travis Coles

Best Pastor/Priest/Rabbi

Best Private School

Jolene Byrne

Clinton Edminster

Savannah Arts Academy

Cam Huxford

Best School Board Member

Best Charity Event

Statts Fest

Beloved local musician, visual artist, and all-around great guy Jason Statts is the reason for the season when Statts Fest happens. The day-into-night music fest featuring the best local musical talent raises funds for ongoing treatment and therapy of Statts, victim of a gunshot wound during a 2012 armed robbery as he and a bandmate were unloading their gear .

Runner-up: Susan G. Komen Race for the Cure

Travis Coles

He is devoted to classical liberal tenets, such as social and economic equality for all, an innovative, entrepreneurial economy, and civil liberties. The manager at Club One ran for City Council in 2015; is another run in his future?

Runner-up: Anne Thompson

Best Conservative

Jack Kingston

He no longer represents Georgia’s First District in Congress—having given up the seat for an unsuccessful run for U.S. Senate—but Kingston still makes the rounds on the cable news channels.

Best County Employee

Gene Harley

Up until March of this year, Gene was the longtime Public Information Officer for the Counter Narcotics Team, on which

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he was a 12-year veteran. With his signature attention-getting email subject lines—“Tis the Season to Get Arrested” is a good example—his outreach efforts accomplished a lot in putting the CNT in a positive light.

Runner-up: Meg Heap

Best Judge

The Honorable Louisa Abbot

Since her win last year in this category, Judge Abbot won the Judge Cheatham Professionalism Award from the Savannah Bar Association Runner-up: Judge Michael Karpf

Best Firefighter

Jack Borders

A repeat winner in this category, Jack serves with the 165th Airlift Wing “Fire Dawgs,” keeping things safe in the Georgia Air National Guard.

Runner-up: Mike Curry

Best Cop

Sgt. Mike Arango

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Also a repeat winner in the category, Officer Arango is a Sergeant on the Counter Narcotics Team and a SWAT Entry Team Leader.

Runner-up: Barry Lewis

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Coco Papy Best Local Community Activist

Best Celeb Sighting

Dave Chappelle

Dave was here hanging with Norman Reedus for the filming of Ride With Norman Reedus. and managed to fit in a pop-up set of sorts at The Wormhole.

Biggest Local Political Scandal, Biggest Waste of Taxpayer Money, Craziest Local Crime Story, Savannahian You Love to Hate

Alderman Tony Thomas

Thomas’s bravura performance to outdo himself and yet again claim these titles happened the morning of St. Patrick’s Day. Paparazzi photos went viral showing him appearing to pass out in a state of heavy inebriation in the DeSoto lobby. Apparently the operator of the City float wouldn’t let Thomas ride for fear of injury. The photos were so incriminating that Mayor DeLoach felt obliged to issue a (very) brief statement chastising the behavior. The biq question: What will Thomas do next year to defend his titles? We shudder to imagine.

Runner-up, Scandal: Opposition to Stage On Bay Runner-up, Waste: Cultural Arts Center Runner-up, Crime: Murder rate Runner-up, Hate: Paula Deen

SHE’S A REBEL for sure, but don’t ask Coco Papy to narrow it down to just one cause.

The co-founder of Emergent Savannah encourages participation in local civic life, champions reproductive rights as a co-chair of Planned Parenthood’s young professionals group, serves as a commissioner at the Dept. of Cultural Affairs and is part of Georgia WIN List’s current leadership class.

The highly active activist wielded bus schedules and a bullhorn as a state organizer for the Women’s March on Washington in January, leading over 300 Savannahians to DC to participate in the historic event that has spurred so many into action. The next week she moved the crowd at Trinity Church to tears introducing participants who told their stories.

Even on the days she isn’t at a meeting or organizing an event, the tireless teal-haired advocate updates social media with petitions to sign and pertinent articles to read, gently reminding that if justice is to prevail, we’ve got to stay woke.

“I think living in Savannah, it’s easy to not pay attention to what’s happening here at the deeper levels,” says Coco. “We assume because it’s always been a certain way, it’s always going to be that way.”

Her refusal to accept the status quo began at Jenkins High, where she observed the schism of how some students were treated as opposed to others. Later she directed the fire in her belly to Food Not Bombs and other antiwar efforts, joining demonstrators when the world’s capitalist leaders gathered at Sea Island for the G8 Summit in 2004.

Her artistic gifts led her to the School of Visual Arts in New York, where she fell in with a crowd of like-minded social justice warriors instead. After a few years of writing impassioned articles and working at an afterschool program in Harlem, however, she was approaching burnout.

“I realized I could not effect real change in New York,” she shrugs. “It made more sense for me to come back home.”

She spent her first few months back in town gauging the activism waters and identifying who was doing what she calls “the Work”—leveling the playing field for all. Naturally, this brought her into a room with Citizen Advocacy’s Tom Kohler, and they were quickly joined by the thoughtful millennials who would eventually become the Emergent Savannah crew. The group recently returned from Detroit, where they toured the Motor City’s devastated public spaces and studied the resilience of its grassroots communities.

“What’s stuck with me from the trip was how people truly take care of each other there,” muses Coco.

“There are a lot of things to be against, to protest, but we have to ask ourselves, ‘what are we FOR?’ I’m for a world where people are taking care of other.”

As much as it seems like she never sleeps, Coco is also an avid proponent of self-care, taking retreats and respites as she can. Of course, they tend to have an activist bent. As a Greensboro Justice Fellow, she has been invited on several occasions to attend workshops at the Highlander Research and Education Center, the historic social justice leadership training school in Tennessee where many of the seeds of the organized labor and racial equality revolutions took root.

“People think the Civil Rights movement suddenly came about in the 1950s, and I’m like, nah, bruh, it started at Highlander in 1934,” she says with a smile.

She’s breezily self-deprecating about being recognized for her activism efforts, deferring to the many others in town who keep their shoulders firmly against the boulder of the Sisyphean task of influencing policy and organizing “the Work.” As each of us champion a particular passion, she reasons, only collectively will the push for change succeed.

“Social justice, reproductive rights, racial equality—they aren’t really separate,” considers Coco.

“At the end of the day, it’s about working to create an equitable world for everyone.” — Jessica Leigh Lebos Runner-up: Tom Kohler

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SAY WHAT you will. But when you think of heroes, the people who make sure you can flush your toilet are right up there.

For the first time, Sewer Maintenance Superintendent Bill Steinhauser has been voted Best City Employee by Connect Savannah readers.

“I have two jobs here,” Steinhauser says. “I manage a staff of 34 people, and we operate and clean the City of Savannah sewer system. We make sure lines are running so you can flush properly. If we need to make repairs we go out and fix them.”

Steinhauser’s other hat is to rehabilitate sewer lines. Modernize them.

“My job for many years was televising sewer lines to look for structure failures, to find the reason why there’s a stoppage. The televising also helps tell me when I need to rehabilitate a sewer line,” says Steinhauser.

“We fix stoppages by a combination of better techniques and by rehabilitation of the worst lines. I’ve got $2 million a year to spend on rehabilitation, and where’s that spent?

It’s going to be spent on the worst places that need the most work.”

In the last ten years, he says, complaints about sewer stoppages have decreased by 70 percent.

Half of his job, Steinhauser says, “is to field questions from customers who have a problem. When Harry Jue was running the water department, he would sometimes tell me, “Bill, I want you to handle this problem because you have a good PR hat.’

“Mostly though, I want to be a good public servant,” says Steinhauser.

As you would expect, there are challenges in maintaining the sewer lines in Georgia’s oldest city.

“The older system downtown is 150 years old, minimum. Those are old terra cotta, baked clay pipe. Not so much on River Street, that was replaced when River Street was renovated in the ‘60s,” he says.

“But starting at Bay Street, those lines are 150 years old. A lot of those I’ve rehabilitated, because we don’t any stoppages down there, especially in an area with so many restaurants.”

Most neighborhoods north of Victory Drive are the terra cotta pipes, he says. “And a little bit south of Victory, in Ardsley Park and Parkside, there’s still a lot of terra cotta too.”

But the biggest issue actually isn’t the legacy pipes, but some of the later suburban sewer lines made of concrete.

“As the city started moving South after World War I, they began to use concrete pipe, not knowing it was bad. It’s very permeable, and gases can get inside the pipes, along with all kinds of other issues,” he says.

“Half of Windsor Forest, which was built in the ‘50s and ‘60s, uses concrete pipe. We fix it by lining it with a product that’s as strong or stronger than PVC.” When the City’s main water treatment plant on President Street came online in 1970, other than a couple of other, smaller treatment plants, “everything here was treated by nature. Nature will take care of sewage—it just takes longer,” says Steinhauser.

The President Street plant treats 24 million gallons per day, he says. “Within hours of arriving in the plant, the water that leaves the plant is almost standard drinkable water. I would drink it in a heartbeat versus what we swim in at Tybee, or the water in the Savannah River.”

Steinhauser long ago came to terms with society’s usual opprobrium about his job.

“People tend to put sewer workers in the same category as garbage collectors. It’s seen as a bad, nasty job,” he says.

“But while I’m from Savannah, I grew up in New York City. I remember the trash collectors strike in the ‘70s, where the trash bags piled up for a solid month, in the summer.

You get a new appreciation for the people who do those kinds of nasty jobs when you have to go without for awhile.” —Jim Morekis Runner-up: Bret Bell

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MEDIA Best Local Sports Anchor

Frank “The Big Guy” Sulkowski, WJCL

A perennial winner in this category, Frank brings you the latest sports news, with an emphasis on reporting skills.

Runner-up: Rick Snow, WTOC

Best Local Meteorologist

John Wetherbee, WTOC

Capably filling the shoes of the retired local legend at WTOC, Pat Prokop.

Runner-up: Kris Allred, WSAV

Best Local Investigative Reporter

David Klugh, WTOC PHOTO BY CAROLYN M. DIMMICK

Klugh’s got a great body of work, but his segments on the various antics of Alderman Tony Thomas helped him reach an even larger audience. A segment exploring the fact that a school contract went to a lower-graded contractor is of particular importance and heft, and is probably more typical of his approach.

Runner-up: Don Logana, WTOC

Best Local Columnist

Jessica Leigh Lebos

Connect’s Community Editor is a finalist in the annual National Society for Newspaper Columnist awards and continues to expand her local following.

Runner-up: Bill Dawers

Hurricane Matthew Most Important Local News Story of the Past Year

MAY 24-30, 2017

The most damaging hurricane to hit Savannah since the devastating hurricanes of the 1890s was the no-brainer choice here. And like those nameless storms, the massive hit to the local tree canopy in October 2016 from Matthew was truly jaw-dropping. A single death was attributed to the storm, Jeff Davis of Isle of Hope.

The storm, literally unprecedented in local memory, showed the kinks in the local emergency response protocol, as various confusing evacuation orders were given, sometimes not only at odds with each other but at odds with the Gov. Deal’s own pronouncements.

The bumbling, self-congratulatory press conferences of local officials, along with Gov. Deal’s lethargy and aloofness, was a stark contrast with the crisp professionalism of Gov. Nikki Haley in South Carolina. People flipping channels between the two states emergency response efforts noticed the difference in competence and sense of urgency. And yeah, they talked about it.

A decision to bar re-entry to evacuees for several days—even as Visit Savannah was touting downtown hotels to tourists as being open for business—also rankled citizens who felt penalized for doing the right thing and leaving town.

The biggest heroes of the storm turned out to be the dozens of utility crews, which restored power more quickly than most expected, resulting in what is essentially a complete new system of power lines in much of Chatham County.

But those storms of the 19th century had a silver lining: They prompted the replanting en masse of Savannah’s leveled tree canopy, largely resulting in the beautiful canopy we enjoy today and which underpins so much of our tourist draw. Unfortunately it’s hard to make the case that we have been as diligent about taking care of our tree canopy in Matthew’s wake, over a century later. —Jim Morekis Runner-up: Tony Thomas Shenanigans 32

Best Local Blog

Hissing Lawns

Bill Dawers, Larry Jack Sammons, Tom Cartmel, Joshua Peacock, Peterson Worrell, and the rest of the whole gang of contributors help chronicle the local music scene.

‘New Music Monday’ is a great addition, and of course you’ve always got Larry Jack’s Magical Music Tour, a regular roundup of must-see shows for the weekend.

Runner-up: Stone Stairs of Death

Best Local Facebook Page Best Savannahian

The Stone Stairs of Death

What began as the chronicle of the misadventures of “tourons” in various stages of idiocy and/or inebriation on Lower Factors Walk has morphed into the ultimate onestop shop of local scandal and virtually a social media network unto itself.

The anonymous proprietor has also entered the ranks of local legend as Best Savannahian, a slot usually reserved for British generals, various quasi-fictional characters, closeted drunks, and humanitarians. In other words, an oddly perfect fit.

The various predations/depredations of the Sixth District Alderman, Tony Thomas, are sort of the go-to meat-and-potatoes of SSOD, a never-fail greatest hits album all its own.

But Stone is also likely to highlight the occasionally garishly amateurish antics of the local TV station dubbed “Dumpster Fire,” or to gleefully bash the local daily paper.

In any case, Stone Stairs is Savannah’s primary guilty pleasure.

Runner-up, Facebook: Savannah Sweet Tease Burlesque Revue Runner-up, Savannahian: Tom Kohler

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Best Local Radio Station, Best Talk Radio Station

Don Logana, WTOC

GPB Savannah, WSVH FM 91.1

Bringing a new and delightful emphasis on local journalism in addition to the usual nationwide offerings of National Public Radio, the folks at Savannah’s Georgia Public Broadcasting affiliate are helping to expand local notions of professionalism and insight.

J. Cindy Hill and Emily Jones hold down the fort at their Southside studio.

Runner-up, Station:WFXH, 106.1 FM Runner-up, Talk: 1290 AM WTKS

Best Local Radio Personality

Ryan Koch, Rock 106.1

The man that runs The Night Shift at Rock 106 keeps it real with an emphasis on new horizons in hard rock, with an eye on local talent.

Runner-up: Claire Beverly, BOB 106.9

Best Morning Radio Show

Tim Leary & The Morning Showgram, BOB 106.9 FM Tim, Red, and Claire bring a mix of fun, music, and comedy to your A.M. Runner-up: Kidd Kraddick, KISS FM

Best Local TV Commercial

Casino Law Firm

Not just a local legal legend, but a national name in advertising genius.

Runner-up: Mike Hostilo

Best Local App

WTOC Weather App

When you need a closer look at the weather you care about.

Best Local News Anchor RIP: Person You’ll Miss Most

Drunk driving tragedies are never easy to deal with. But they come as an especially cruel blow when the victim is a journalist of the repute of the late Don Logana, killed on Highway 17 in South Carolina at about 4 a.m. Nov. 20, 2016.

Logana wasn’t only a topflight reporter and your fave on-air personality. He made friends everywhere he went, through a combination of his large and reassuring physical presence, and his larger-than-life charisma and garrulous friendliness.

He had worked for WTOC for over a decade. Ironically, he took over the anchor spot from Mike Manhatton, also a beloved local journalist who left us too early, after a bout with cancer.

Logana’s last report was on the tragic death of a local firefighter who passed away responding to a bizarre dock accident on the Savannah River.

Both drivers that night of the fatal crash were charged with DUI: Cleveland Antwan Coleman, driver of the other car, as well as Eric Richter, who was driving the car Logana was in, in the backseat.

Runner-up, Anchor: Dawn Baker, WTOC Runner-up, RIP: Lady Chablis

CONGRATULATIONS TO DR. ROBERT HOFFMAN ON BEING VOTED

BEST ORTHOPEDIST

Robert D. Hoffman, M.D.

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Best New Restaurant Best Overall Restaurant Best Chef: Lauren Teague Best Sommelier: Jason Restivo Best Wine Selection Atlantic

Atlantic Best New Restaurant Best Overall Restaurant MAY 24-30, 2017

Best Chef, Lauren Teague

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Best Sommelier, Jason Restivo Best Wine Selection

DURING last year’s Best of Savannah interview for another win as the city’s favorite sommelier, Jason Restivo perched on the scaffolding in front of the old gas station on the corner of Victory and Drayton, explaining the floor plan for the restaurant slated to open there in less than six months.

“The bar will be over there, and the kitchen over in that corner,” he described, pointing in the direction of a pile of rubble with his wine glass. “And right here—” kicking aside a piece of wood “—will be the patio seating.”

Anyone who doubted his spectacular vision ate their hat and more when Atlantic opened its double doors in early November to full seats and rave reviews.

Restivo and his wife, Jennifer, have created a marvelous oasis out of what was once a stucco-covered drive-by, adding strategic greenery and sleek style to this once-invisible corner—efforts that recently garnered a Historic Savannah Foundation award.

“It feels like I’ve won the lottery every day. I really am living my dream,” laughs Jason, sitting now in the airy dining room with its modern coastal feel, surrounded by picturesque displays of pickled vegetables and art deco posters, exactly like he described it a year ago.

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Billed as a “neighborhood eatery serving heart and soul sustenance,” Atlantic (nope, no “the,” learn it, live it) has brought affordability back to the city’s foodie scene, thanks to the Restivos’ blessed match with Best Chef Lauren Teague.

“Nothing on the menu is over twenty dollars,” affirms Chef Lauren, who offers a fresh fish dish daily as well as hearty lamb and steak entrées.

“We wanted people to come not because it’s a special occasion, but because it’s right down the street.”

Formerly of 22 Square at the Andaz, Chef Lauren is already well-known throughout the city for her culinary integrity and commitment to sourcing locally. She’s brought all her skills to the burner, baking her own breads and sausages and cooking on the line next to her loyal sous, Paul Dempsey.

“It’s been a real change coming from the hotel, where I maybe served fifty people all day,” she compares. “Now we’re doing two hundred and seventy five a night and it’s just awesome.”

Choosing from columns of “breads,” “bowls,” “plates,” and “garden,” diners decide their own destiny with myriad combinations of dishes (sharing is caring!) Sandwiches are accompanied with crudités instead of fries, though plenty of comfort can be found in the mushroom bolognese and perfectly spiced enchiladas.

Chef and the Restivos are committed to keeping the price point reasonable, offering rotating gluten-free and vegan options as well as genius desserts crafted by A Squad Bake Shop.

“We’ve already changed the menu five times,” grins the chef. “I don’t want anyone to get bored.”

No worries; mixing it up is embedded in the aesthetic. There’s always something new to try on the cocktail, beer and wine lists, and you can never go wrong with the $9 “rosé of the day.”

Jason seems giddy with the newfound freedom to entertain local oenophiles as he sees fit with special pourings and visits from his friend list of vintners and distributors from around the world.

“I didn’t want there to be any rules,” says the sommelier. “We’re living in an age when wine is an affordable luxury, and I want there always to be an element of surprise.”

Juxtaposing that never-ending variety is the consistent service from Atlantic’s impeccably trained servers, who make navigating the peak hour crowds look effortless yet still manage to remember repeat customers’ names.

It’s all part of the vision that has been inside Jason’s mind as long as he can remember.

“We’ve been working towards this our entire lives,” he says, gently touching the marble bar with the palm of his hand, as if to assure himself that it’s all real.

“We understand what it means to take care of people.” —Jessica Leigh Lebos Runner-up, Overall: Green Truck Pub Runner-up, New Restaurant: The Vault Kitchen & Market Runner-up, Wine: 39 Rue de Jean Runner-up, Chef: Mashama Bailey, The Grey Runner-up, Sommelier: Christian Depken

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NESTLED in the Embassy Suites on the western end of Oglethorpe Ave. resides 39 Rue De Jean, a swanky French-inspired brasserie with the aura of a laid-back European bistro.

39 Rue de Jean Savannah is the brainchild of the Charleston-based Holy City Hospitality restaurant group, which was established in 2005. Over the years, Holy City Hospitality has strategically developed a restaurant empire, beginning with the original 39 Rue De Jean in Charleston. Named after the restaurant’s first location, “39 Rue de Jean” translates to “39 John Street.”

In true brasserie fashion, this French eatery serves as a rendezvous for locals and hotspot for visitors. In addition to offering a wide selection of wine, spirits, cocktails and beer, 39 Rue De Jean serves classic French fare with modern flair.

Guests, whose attire ranges from suits to shorts, can indulge in everything from fresh seafood, hand-cut steaks, and braised short rib to braised rabbit, coq au vin, bouillabaisse and duck confit. While the mussels are all the rage, with six different preparations, one cannot disregard their most unconventional offering: sushi.

Kinsey Rogers, Marketing Coordinator for Holy City Hospitality, weighs in on this indulgent phenomenon.

“A lot of people are curious about the origin of sushi on our menu. There have been a few theories over the years. In truth, it was added to give our chefs an opportunity to showcase their skills,” Rogers explains.

“There was a movement in French cuisine called the nouvelle cuisine approach that took off in the 70s. [It] brought an emphasis on seasonality, sense of place, artful presentation and personal expression in French cuisine. Although French and Japanese cuisines are seemingly very different, there is similarity in that both are strongly centered on the practices of great presentation and use of high quality ingredients.”

Thus, with its European-inspired touches, classical French cuisine and Japanese influences, 39 Rue De Jean truly perfects the dichotomy between its upscale design elements and relaxed colloquial ambience. On your next visit, prepare to be whisked off the streets of Savannah and transported to Paris. —Maria Whiteway Runner-up: Circa 1875 Gastro Pub

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The long-standing favorite spot to satisfy your sweet tooth, Lulu’s also snagged Best Wait Staff this year for its prompt service and friendly employees.

Runner-up, Staff: Green Truck Pub Runner-up, Desserts: Back in the Day

Best Food Event of 2016

Savannah Food & Wine Festival

It’s the tastiest week in November besides Thanksgiving. From a celebrity chef tour to the hugely popular Taste of Savannah, visitors experience the best food the South has to offer in one convenient package.

Runner-up: Savannah Food Truck Fest

Best Takeout Restaurant Best Caterer Best Gourmet Sandwich

Zunzi’s

Heck yeah, Zunzi’s won again! If you haven’t tried this South African fare, what are you waiting for?

Runner-up, Takeout: Green Truck Pub Runner-up, Caterer: Barnes Restaurant Runner-up, Gourmet: Starland Cafe

Best Outdoor Dining

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Grab a Painkiller Slushie, pick a spot on the deck and stay awhile. You might even see a dolphin or two as the sun goes down. Truly an Instagram-worthy dining experience.

Runner-up: Blowin’ Smoke

Most Romantic Restaurant Best Fine Dining

The Olde Pink House

It’s the perfect place to take your sweetie, share a candlelit meal, and try to spot the ghosts that allegedly inhabit the building.

Runner-up: Elizabeth on 37th

Best Vegetarian Best Salad

Kayak Kafe

The Vegetarian salad at Kayak is something to behold—hummus and pita, tabouli, and fresh vegetables pile high on a bed of organic greens. It’s worth every bite, even if you’re a carnivore.

Runner-up: Sentient Bean Runner-up: Starland Cafe

Best Farm-to-Table Best Pub Food Best Gourmet Burger Best Veggie Burger Best Fries

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Best Thai AMID the traffic and stoplights of Victory Drive resides the oasis of Chiriya’s Thai Cuisine in Thunderbolt. Its bright red roof and grand indisputable sign, labeled “Thai Cuisine,” are distinguishable among locals as a restaurant that fuses Thai fare with Hawaiian influences.

Owner Chiriya Moore, who was born and raised in Thailand, immigrated to Hawaii in 1977 and remained there for 11 years. After moving to Texas and then Japan, she and her husband finally made Savannah their home, living here for about 20 years.

Moore opened Chiriya’s over 10 years ago, where it was originally located on Abercorn Street. However, four years ago, this Asian eatery moved to its current location on Victory Drive.

“Thunderbolt is absolutely wonderful. The community is very supportive with real loyalty,” Moore boasts about her customers.

Given her Thai upbringing and Hawaiian experiences, Moore’s menu celebrates the unity of these flavors.

“I spend my time and money hand picking good ingredients.” When you use quality ingredients, she says, “you don’t have to cover [the food] up” with anything else.

Chiriya’s specializes in a wide variety of curries including Red, Green, Panang, Yellow, Masaman, and Pineapple. Not to be confused with the thick consistency of its Indian cousin, Thai curry is a creamy soup-like dish that consists of a coconut milk and curry paste broth. Chiriya’s curries are aromatic with ground herbs, spices, vegetables and your choice of protein, including tofu.

Moore also offers slurpable noodle dishes that range from the thin rice noodles of pad thai to the fried ramen noodles of Chiriya’s signature dish. Each highlights flavors and ingredients that are popular among the Thai people.

Stir fried options, including the Basil Stir Fry and Ginger Stir Fry, incorporate elements from Thailand such as Thai basil and Thai ginger.

Traditional Hawaiian eats like Huli Huli (Hawaiian for “turn around”) Chicken and Kalua Pig & Cabbage grace the menu as a nod to Moore’s residency on the island.

The authenticity of Chiriya’s Thai Cuisine is irrefutable. Moore states, “I was born and raised in Thailand, I know what [the food] is supposed to taste like.”

With the support of her chef son and trustworthy family members, Chiriya’s is a family owned and operated business, offering Savannah an exclusive and unparalleled taste of “Tha-waii.” —Maria Whiteway Runner-up: The King & I

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Best Tapas

Jazz’d Tapas Bar

Jazz music and tapas go so well together. Jazz’d offers small plates that are the perfect size for sharing and taking in some great local music.

Runner-up: Atlantic

Best Place for Steak

Ruth’s Chris Steak House

It’s got steak in the name—how could Ruth’s Chris lose? They’ve got plenty of cuts for every steak lover’s preference.

Runner-up: Vic’s On the River

Best Pancakes

The Original Pancake House

The Original Pancake House offers over 20 styles of pancakes, from buttermilk to buckwheat, and guarantees the finest pancakes around.

Runner-up: J. Christopher’s

Best Breakfast

J. Christopher’s

There’s no reason to skip breakfast or grab a sad cereal bar—J. Christopher’s is here for you with a huge selection of delicious breakfast food to start your day off the right way.

Runner-up: Clary’s Café

Best Brunch

B. Matthews

If you love B. Matthews’ brunch, you’re certainly never alone. The line on weekends snakes out the door, so make sure you call ahead or show up early if you don’t want to miss out.

Runner-up: The Collins Quarter

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Five Guys

It’s been said that the best hangover food is a big greasy burger. Five Guys’ burgers fit the bill, hangover or no hangover, and their tiny price tag will soothe your aching wallet after a big night.

Best Fried Chicken Best Southern Food

Mrs. Wilkes’ Boarding House

The most authentic Southern food, y’all. If you’re looking for an introduction to Southern cooking, let Mrs. Wilkes show you the way.

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Best Food Truck

Chazito’s

When Savannah finally allowed food trucks to roam its streets, citizens were thrilled at the opportunity of getting some great eats on the go.

Chaz Ortiz saw it as an opportunity to build his business even further.

Chazito’s was originally a catering company run by Ortiz and his wife, Katherine, designed to bring in some extra money.

“I went out of town with my wife on the weekend and saw a bunch of food trucks,” Ortiz recalls. “I realized I could build a food truck and when we do these special events, we could just use a food truck.”

Ortiz bought a food truck and fixed it up, and it all took off from there.

“We had the intention just to use it once in a while, but it just grew like a weed,” recalled Ortiz.

That’s not to say owning a food truck is a breeze—Ortiz will tell you it certainly isn’t.

“It is very tough,” he says. “I tell every prospective food truck owner when they talk about building one that. I give them the reality. It’s tough. You’re not gonna be able to pay yourself for a while.”

It’s paid off for Chazito’s—the food truck is everywhere, and Ortiz just opened a restaurant in Pooler.

“It’s all about building a following,” muses Ortiz. “Lucky for us, with the [catering] tents, people knew us a little bit. We’ve got family and friends who got our back no matter what.”

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Best Wings

Wild Wing Cafe

Wing lovers rejoice at Wild Wing Cafe. There are more sauces than you can imagine, and they’re ranked by heat so you know exactly how much fire you’re getting.

Runner-up: 520 Wings

Best BBQ

Sandfly BBQ

Sandfly BBQ is so popular that their website doesn’t list when the spot closes—they serve until they run out of product. Moral of the story: early bird catches the BBQ. Runner-up: Wiley’s Championship BBQ

Best Cheesesteak

Betty Bombers

Go with the traditional cheesesteak smothered in cheese just like in Philly, or try the chicken—either is a good bet.

Runner-up: Screamin’ Mimi’s

Best Ribs

Blowin’ Smoke

Blowin’ Smoke is back and better than ever after their remodel, and their ribs are just as delicious as ever.

Runner-up: Wiley’s Championship BBQ

Best Sub Shop

Baldino’s

With three Baldino’s locations in Savannah to choose from, it’s easy to get your sub fix.

Runner-up: Firehouse Subs

Best Bagels Best Deli

Midtown Deli & Bagel Shop

What sets a great bagel apart from the rest? Midtown Deli has cracked the bagel code, no matter what kind you order.

Runner-up, Bagels: Panera Bread Runner-up, Deli: Al Salaam

Best Shrimp ‘n’ Grits

Vic’s on the River

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IT’S 3 A.M. Do you know where your eats are?

FULL Lunch and Late Night has got you covered with a variety of awesome Cajun-influenced food, from fried chicken tenders to mac and cheese balls to vegan burgers.

It’s situated in the old 520 Wings spot, right next to Sweet Melissa’s, making it the perfect drop-off for buzzed partygoers—but owner Todd Carvell promises it’s not just about drunk food.

“Everyone said to save money and for late night, just serve crap. They’re drunk, they won’t notice,” Carvell says, “but we wanted to make sure the same fresh food we eat in the daytime is there at nighttime when you’re drunk. And believe me, some of those drunks have remembered how good the food was!”

Carvell and his brother moved to Savannah from Lafayette, LA, and partnered with Mark Luft to open FULL. “Pretty much all my life, our mom wanted to open a restaurant,” Carvell remembers. “She was all about feeding people. We lost her a couple years ago, Mark lost his dad a while back. If there’s one thing we have all learned, it’s act quickly. My mom always said it’s not right, it’s not right. We took every penny we had and said, ‘Let’s try.’”

It’s certainly been worth the risk. Carvell acknowledges the struggles the team has faced in opening the restaurant, from everyone moving into one house together to save money to not getting paid right away, but FULL is steadily rising in popularity thanks to word of mouth.

“If you eat our food, you’ll love our food,” Carvell promises. “We haven’t had the money to spend on ads, but word of mouth has been our selling point.

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Best Seafood

The Crab Shack

Not to be confused with Joe’s Crab Shack, The Crab Shack on Tybee is a bit off the beaten path but worth the trek. If you’re up for the challenge, try the Captain’s Crabs Sampler, a huge platter with in-season shellfish.

Runner-up: Pearl’s Saltwater Grille

Best Downtown Restaurant

The Grey

For a swanky night out on the town or for casual drinks at the bar, The Grey is your spot. Chef Mashama Bailey and the entire staff truly put Savannah on the serious foodie map with this genius venture.

Runner-up: The Olde Pink House

Best Pizzeria Best Delivery Pizza

Vinnie Van Go Go’s

Get your slice served with a little sass—and no, they don’t have any ranch.

Runner-up, Pizza: Mellow Mushroom Runner-up, Delivery: Stoner’s Pizza Joint

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Best Chocolatier

Chocolat by Adam Turoni

Forget Ghirardelli, pick up a box of Turoni’s hand-crafted originals for your sweet tooth.

Runner-up: Lulu’s Chocolate Bar

Best Cupcakes

Gigi’s Cupcakes

These cupcakes are the real deal. With flavors like wedding cake and Scarlett’s Red Velvet, not to mention the perfect icing swirl, Gigi’s Cupcakes are always a favorite.

Runner-up: Back in the Day Bakery

Best Ice Cream

Leopold’s

Tourists and locals alike flock to Leopold’s—it’s just that good. Not to mention Leopold’s is one of the best civic partners for local causes.

Runner-up: Cold Stone Creamery

Best Frozen Yogurt

Lovin’ Spoons

It’s worth the trip to the Southside. Lovin’ Spoons is a fun 70’s-inspired shop infused with a little bit of disco flair—oh yeah, and the froyo is on point.

Runner-up: La Berry Frozen Yogurt Cafe

Best Coffeehouse

Foxy Loxy Print Gallery and Cafe

Why drink boring coffee? Foxy offers a variety of energizing drinks, like the zesty Mexican Mocha, as well as the standard drip coffee, in a friendly environment where there’s always something interesting going on.

Runner-up: Savannah Coffee Roasters

Best Local Coffee Roaster

PERC Coffee Roasters

The folks over at PERC Coffee Roasters really know how to roast some beans.

Their coffee is off the charts good, now available on a per-cup retail basis at their roasting HQ on East Broad.

Runner-up: Savannah Coffee Roasters

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Best Seafood Market

Russo’s Seafood

Perennial favorite Russo’s takes pride in their city and their product, and it shows.

Runner-up: Jackie’s Seafood

Best Farmers Market/Co-op

Forsyth Farmers’ Market

The farmers’ market is the place to be on a Saturday morning, not just for the great produce and eats, but for the fellowship.

Runner-up: Davis Produce

Best Grocery Store

Publix

Publix offers the best quality groceries, from fresh produce to healthy options.

Runner-up: Kroger

Best Gourmet Food Store Best Cheese Shop

Whole Foods

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Everyone’s favorite spot for healthy grub, whether off the shelf or from the hot food section. The cheese shop beckons with weekly specials and tasty samples.

Runner-up, Gourmet: Brighter Day Natural Foods Runner-up, Cheese: Smith Brothers Butcher Shop

Best Health Food Store

Brighter Day Natural Foods

Be your best self with Brighter Day’s wide variety of healthy food, and one of the most fun and interesting staffs in town, at one of Savannah’s most iconic family-run businesses.

Runner-up: GNC

Best Spice Shop

The Salt Table

The Salt Table has any variety of salt you could imagine, all under one roof. Never leave food unseasoned again.

Runner-up: The Spice & Tea Exchange

Best Soul Food

Sisters of the New South

Ox tail, fried chicken, collards, oh my! For the food that speaks to your soul, Sisters of the New South has you covered.

Runner-up: Sweet Potatoes Kitchen

Best Japanese

Miyabi

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Miyabi’s serves authentic and delicious Japanese dinner every night.

Runner-up: Sushi Zen

Sushi Zen

Good sushi is hard to find. Fortunately for us, the local legends at Sushi Zen know how to make that perfect roll.

Runner-up: Ta Ca

Tangerine Sushi & Fusion Bar

Sure, the California roll is good, but Tangerine shakes it up with their fancy sushi rolls.

Runner-up: Ta Ca

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Best Indian

Taste of India

Not only is Taste of India’s food delicious, it’s super authentic.

Runner-up: Pakwan

Best Middle Eastern

Al Salaam Deli

Middle Eastern food is more than just gyros and hummus—let the folks at Al Salaam show you the way, with fresh ingredients and personable service at this humble but iconic neighborhood staple.

Runner-up: Persepolis Lounge and Grill

Best Chinese

Wangs II Chinese Restaurant

The perennial favorite for tasty Chinese fare. They have basically never failed to win this category since the inception of this poll.

Runner-up: The Noodle Bowl

Best Asian Fusion

The Vault Kitchen and Market

Ele and Sean Tran’s new venture is just as big a hit as their other restaurants. The Vault’s food is consistently good, and the setting is fun and relaxed despite its highfinance origin as an actual bank.

Runner-up: Flying Monk Noodle Bar

Best Noodle Bowl Best Ramen Best Pho Best Vietnamese

Flying Monk Noodle Bar

For the serious noodle aficionado, Flying Monk is the clear choice. The Broughton Street foodie scene truly made it into world class status with the addition of this onpoint fusion spot.

Runner-up, Bowl & Ramen: The Noodle Bowl Runner-up, Pho & Vietnamese: Saigon Bistro

Best Italian

Bella’s Italian Cafe

The Habersham Village spot dishes out fantastic Italian fare to a faithful crowd of regulars.

Runner-up: Bella Napoli Italian Bistro

Best Mexican Best Burrito

Tequila’s Town Mexican Restaurant

Tequila’s Town offers several different burritos to help you fulfill all your burrito needs, in addition to a full slate of mouth-watering authentic Mexican cuisine.

Runner-up, both: Jalapenos Mexican Grill

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Best Mediterranean

Olympia Cafe

Step right into Greece when you visit Olympia Cafe, one of River Street’s longest-running restaurant success stories.

Runner-up: Troy Mediterranean Cuisine

Best Caribbean

Rancho Alegre Cuban Restaurant

Dave Chappelle and Norman Reedus love Rancho Alegre, and clearly so do y’all.

Runner-up: Sweet Spice Restaurant

Best Family Restaurant

Carey Hilliard’s Restaurant

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Bring the whole brood to Carey Hilliard’s buffet and everyone’s sure to be satisfied.

Runner-up: Basil’s Pizza & Deli

Best Southside Restaurant

Spanky’s Pizza Galley & Saloon

Not only a Southside institution, Spanky’s is a Savannah staple for their simple yet super delicious food.

Runner-up: Sweet Potatoes Kitchen

Best Islands Restaurant

Lili’s Restaurant & Bar

Lili’s offers unique twists on food—tandoori spiced chicken and waffles and lamb kofta curry grace the menu and are absolutely delicious.

Runner-up: Basil’s Pizza & Deli

Best Tybee Restaurant

Sundae Cafe

After a long day at the beach, hit up Sundae Cafe for some good grub – foodie quality in a relaxed, informal setting.

Runner-up: Bernie’s Oyster House

Best Richmond Hill Restaurant

Fish Tales

The food at Fish Tales offers a Caribbean flair that definitely sets it apart.

Runner-up: Bubba’s Bistro

Best Pooler Restaurant

Cheddars

Cheddars’ diverse menu, from baby back ribs to burgers to salads, makes it a clear winner.

Runner-up: Naan Appetit

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WHILE SAVANNAH mourned the loss of downtown nightlife staple Hang Fire Bar, proprietor Wes Daniel wasted no time in creating another instant legend in the form of his new venture, El-Rocko Lounge.

With the same moniker as a now-defunct classic dive bar on Martin Luther King Jr. Boulevard, El-Rocko has a bit of a more fashion-forward design spirit. It debuted with a splash just a couple of weeks too late to make the cut for last year’s Best of Savannah competition, but very quickly became a fixture of the downtown scene.

Wes chalks the massive success of the new venue up to several key things.

“The décor, which is all Ikeda Feingold… the friends I made over ten years of Hang Fire’s debauched history… and also the crew that fell into my lap with no rhyme or reason,” says Wes. “I had great people show up wanting to be here and I lucked out. They also fell into my mantra of ‘Be Nice.’ Just like Patrick Swayze in Road House—if he had done acid for three years straight,” jokes Wes. One interesting thing is the ongoing importance of live music to this new project. With barely a stage to speak of, Hang Fire quickly morphed into a key live venue for indie bands.

While not initially envisioned as a live music venue, El-Rocko now features a regular slate of live bands—also, perhaps in a Daniel tradition, inhabiting a nontraditional performance space in the room, an elevated lounge area along a back wall.

“I actually planned against having live bands originally, because there are so many elements that go into making that happen,” he says. “But like the old saying goes, ‘You wanna make God laugh? Tell him your plan,’” Wes laughs.

Best New Bar & Best College Bar “I’ve come to realize that you can and should do everything possible to put your personal stamp on your place, but eventually if you want to make people happy, you give give them what they want and they’ll end up telling you what you really need to do…unless you just feel like being elitist and having your doors closed in a year,” he says.

A big component of El-Rocko’s branding is its partnership with the Ikeda Feingoldspearheaded flavored vodka, The 1970—which Wes says will soon be available on tap at El-Rocko. Think of the possibilities!

Wes and Ikeda can be seen in the incredible new web ad for The 1970, pictured here, which combines the most beloved adventure and B-movie tropes of that decade.

“We found a Colt .45 beer ad and basically replicated a lot of it as an homage,” Wes says.

“The song is one I randomly found from Gary Glitters’ backing band, The Glitter Band.

My friend Skip Terpstra filmed it for us on an airstrip in Atlanta.”

One big new idea for El-Rocko is the addition of a signature food item, the Rocko-Dog. “My partner and Best Homie Kieffer Parker said downtown needed a great hot dog,” Wes explains. “I called Spotted Trotter Charcuterie in Atlanta and asked if they would make El-Rocko our own hot dog that you could only get here. They happily obliged and came up with the most amazing hot dog we’ve ever tasted.”

Wes says they will feature at least ten signature specialty-topped dogs and four waffle dogs, plus—wait for it—tater tots.

“We’re also premiering our new summer menu curated by our Lead Professor Kyle Brown and bar legend Jules Houghton, who also bartends at one of our favorite spots, The Original,” Wes says. —Jim Morekis

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Best Overall Bar, Best Bar Staff, Best Live Music, Best Downtown Bar Best Happy Hour, Best Celeb-Spotting, Best Bartender

The Jinx

For many people, the Jinx feels like a home away from home, and that’s one reason they clean up in these categories year after year. Friendly bartenders—such as repeat Best Bartender winner Gil Cruz—great live music, and a $7 House Special make The Jinx a really special spot. Its role as a major stop on the Southeast tour circuit has brought it into the stuff of legend.

Runner-up, Overall & Staff: Abe’s on Lincoln Runner-up, Bartender: Tony Beasley, The Jinx Runner-up, Live Music, Celebrity: The Wormhole Runner-up, Downtown, Happy Hour: Jen’s & Friends

Best River Street Bar

Chuck’s Bar

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Runner-up: Bayou Cafe

Best City Market Bar

Wild Wing Cafe

Grab a beer and some wings, enjoy the live music—either outside or upstairs in their awesome bar—and watch the people of City Market.

Runner-up: The Bar Bar

Best Southside Bar

Tailgate Sports Bar & Grill

Tailgate’s got your back on game day with over twenty big screen TVs. Runner-up: Rachael’s 1190

Best Islands Bar, Best Tybee Bar

Huc-A-Poo’s

Tybee residents love this bar for their pizza and beer, always a winning combination.

Many a good time has been had at Huc’s.

Runner-up, Islands: Molly McGuire’s Runner-up, Tybee: Bernie’s Oyster House

Best Place for Craft Beer, Best Pooler Bar

World of Beer

It’s a literal world of beer. Any beer you could think of, they have, at two locations, Broughton Street and in rapidly growing Pooler.

Runner-up, Pooler: Molly MacPherson’s Scottish Pub

Best Neighborhood Bar

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Runner-up: The Wormhole

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Mata Hari

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Best Speakeasy HIDDEN behind one of the doors on Factors Walk is a secret speakeasy with jazz singers, burlesque performers and plenty of libations. There’s no sign or any other indication what’s behind the door—you may have walked past it a hundred times and never known the world behind it.

The House of Mata Hari is a private bar that is only accessible by knowing someone with a key. Much of the details surrounding the bar are hazy to protect its secret identity, so you’ll have to find a key to experience the magic for yourself. That’s exactly what makes the experience so special—it feels like a real speakeasy, which originated as Prohibition-era establishment that illegally sold booze.

The term “speakeasy” itself is a sort of directive: people who frequented the establishments would speak quietly, or “easily,” about the place so the cops wouldn’t get called. Mata Hari is the same way, but minus the illegality that made speakeasies feel like such a mysterious, illicit place.

If you do snag a key and gain entrance to Mata Hari, revel in the secrecy of the place. After all, what’s more fun than immersing yourself in a theme? Wear your snazziest clothes, drink some absinthe, and keep your lips zipped. —Rachael Flora Runner-up: Alley Cat Lounge

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Best Margarita

Tequila’s Town

How could a place with tequila in the name make a bad margarita? The prickly pear margarita is always a great choice.

Runner-up: Jalapeno’s Mexican Grill

Best Martini

Lulu’s Chocolate Bar

Lulu’s martinis are basically dessert in a glass. From the Lulutini to the Pineapple Upside Down Martini, there’s no wrong choice.

Runner-up: Jen’s & Friends

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Best Local Wine Shop

Habersham Beverage Warehouse

Habersham Beverage offers a wine selection that would satisfy even the snootiest of wine snobs, with a great breakdown by geographical region and style.

Runner-up: Le Chai

Best Retail Beer Selection

Johnnie Ganem’s

An iconic downtown Savannah favorite for all your booze needs.

Runner-up: White Whale Craft Ales

Best British Pub

Churchill’s Pub

Sitting at Churchill’s grandiose bar feels like you’ve shot across the pond to Britain. They have an outstanding selection of beer, liquors, and an excellent menu to boot. Plus some of the best bar staff in town.

Runner-up: Six Pence Pub

Best Irish Pub

Kevin Barry’s Pub

Kevin Barry’s has received awards for being the most authentic Irish bar outside of Ireland, a fantastic honor.

Runner-up: O’Connell’s Irish Pub

Best Scottish Pub

Molly MacPherson’s Scottish Pub

Drink like a Scot at one of Molly’s three locations: Congress Street, Richmond Hill, and Pooler. They’ve got you covered!

Runner-up: Churchill’s Pub

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Best Local Brewery

Southbound Brewing Co.

From Hop’lin to Transilience, every beer Southbound puts out is a hit.

Runner-up: Service Brewing Co.

Best Local Spirits

Ghost Coast Distillery

Best Pool Hall

Sunny’s Lounge

Looking to better your pool game? Practice with a few rounds at Sunny’s.

Runner-up: Congress St Social Club

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When Ghost Coast opened in February, it became Savannah’s first legal distillery in over one hundred years. Locals already love the vodka produced there.

As for the rest of the hard stuff, perfection takes time—it’s got to age awhile before you can enjoy it. But it will be worth the wait!

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Best Place for Craft Cocktails

SOME nights out are about quantity, not quality—slamming beers and taking shots until you finally head home. Then, some nights are about quality over quantity. Artillery is the place you go for true quality cocktails.

From the onset, Artillery sets the rules—no tank tops, no sandals, no hats.

Silence your phone, speak softly, don’t order shots. It might seem harsh, but that attention to pristine detail is what allows you to focus on their impeccable selection.

While the menu notes that bartenders can make drinks other than the cocktails presented, there’s really no reason to order anything else. The cocktail list is diverse and appeals to a lot of different tastes.

Maybe it goes without saying, but all the liquors at Artillery are, well, good.

You won’t find any Smirnoff here. The Artillery Punch, a twist on the catchall boozy punch that’s a Savannah classic, combines four high-quality liquors to create a smoother punch than the one we all know and love.

Some of the cocktails include ingredients that simply beg tasting. “Oh Great, Real Bullets!” includes corn and cilantro, and the Castro Fashioned has Cuban cigar infused syrup. Each drink on the list sounds like it’s well worth a shot.

Now, when’s our tasting session? —Rachael Flora Runner-up: Alley Cat Lounge

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Best Dance Club, Best Gay Club

Club One

Dance all night in a space that welcomes you just as you are. Upstairs enjoy drag shows and offerings from Bay St Theatre.

Runner-up, Dance: Club 309 West Runner-up, LGBT: Chuck’s Bar

Best Outdoor Bar

Congress St. Social Club Sit back and relax with a Social Tea on the patio at this now-iconic hotspot.

Runner-up: B&D Burgers

Best Open Mic, Best Trivia

The Wormhole

There’s always something interesting going on at the Wormhole, the Starland District’s favorite watering hole.

Runner-up, Open Mic: Abe’s Runner-up, Trivia: Mellow Mushroom

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Best Sports Bar

Coach’s Corner

Watch all the games, sure. But also enjoy great food, great drink, regular live music.

Runner-up: Tailgate

Best Karaoke

McDonough’s

Featuring 500 Beers From Around The World!!

112 W. Broughton St. | 912.443.1515

McDonough’s offers karaoke seven days a week. This is your chance to really nail your cover of “Livin’ On a Prayer.”

Runner-up: The Rail Pub

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Best Selection of Imported & Domestic Wine & Beer Complete Bar Catering For All Occasions

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LAST JUNE in Orlando, FL, a deranged man walked into the packed Pulse nightclub, a longtime party refuge of the gay community, and shot up the place, killing 49 men and women and wounding 53. It remains the biggest massacre committed by a single person with a gun and the deadliest act of violence against the LGBT community in American history.

As the world struggled to come to terms with the horror, Savannah’s LGBT community responded to the tragedy with its signature loving devotion. Three of the city’s most colorful performance troupes—The Savannah Sweet Tease Burlesque Revue, House of Gunt and the Club One Cabaret rallied their feathers and platform heels to collaborate onstage for a show to raise funds for the victims’ families and the survivors.

“There was no way we couldn’t do something,” says Club One general manager Travis Coles, who immediately offered to host. “We felt like our safe space had been invaded. Gathering everyone together was how we needed to cope.”

The June 23 event raised almost $8,000 and had a line of folks winding around the building.

“The thing that really stood out was when people were waiting, I heard so many straight allies who had never been to the club before—I bet we had forty, fifty percent straight folks here with us,” remembers Coles. “They made a point to come, even if they were scared.”

Since the Pulse tragedy, Club One—also voted your favorite gay bar and dance club this year—has beefed up security measures, and the city and police department have offered to help with extra patrols. Thankfully, none of it has been necessary.

“The irony is that of all the nightclubs downtown, we probably deal with the least amount of violence,” says Coles.

“Though the walkie talkies make it a lot easier to get ice to the bartenders.”

Though its origin was bittersweet, the collaboration of the three flamboyant ensembles has yielded a silver lining.

Last year’s closing of Ampersand left House of Gunt and Sweet Tease without a venue for their monthly performances, and the ladies of the Club One Cabaret have offered up their stage with a curtsy.

The trio of fabulous comes together again on June 15 for a fundraiser benefitting Savannah’s new LGBT center and Stand Out Youth, and Savannah can expect some over-the-top awesomeness at Club One’s 30th anniversary blowout later this year.

“That upside of this is that it’s really spawned a great relationship between us all,” sighs Coles. “We’d been looking for a way to come together before, and we got it.”

As the first anniversary of the Pulse massacre looms, the LGBT community and its allies continue to stand shoulder to shoulder for a world in which love always wins. (Another Savannahian, artist and Armstrong State University lecturer Mia Merlin, has also paid tribute to Pulse victims with an exhibit of 49 portraits—one for each person killed— that is currently on display at the Orlando City Hall’s Terrace Gallery through June 14.)

“You can try and tear us down, but it will only make us stronger and more united,” vows Coles, once again voted Savannah’s Best Liberal.

“We won’t be intimidated and we won’t back down.” —Jessica Leigh Lebos Runner-up: Reopening of The Original Pinkie Masters

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Alley Cat Lounge

Best Upscale Bar

IT’S NOT just a cute name—to get to Alley Cat Lounge, you have to enter through the alley.

The entry is inconspicuous, usually marked by a solo door guy, but step inside and go downstairs and you’re whisked into a highbrow world.

The menu is the first clue that this is no ordinary bar. Alley Cat’s menu, The Alley Cat Rag, is a 32-page, newspaperstyle tome that situates booze-related literature next to its list of liquor offerings.

The literature samplings favor the 1930s and 1940s—just after Prohibition ended—and include excerpts from Ernest Hemingway, Hunter S. Thompson, and the renowned essay “Frank Sinatra Has a Cold” by Gay Talese.

The last page is called “Mental Floss” and is a compilation of booze-related quotes.

The readings help break up the staggeringly massive liquor offerings this bar has. It’s kind of a wonder a bar this size has this much liquor.

Take the tequila section, for example. The offerings include sotol and mezcal and range from $6 Lunazul Silver to $120 Partida Elegante, and every option in between. There’s also an explanation of the difference between tequila, sotol, and mezcal.

In fact, it’s that explanation that sets this bar apart from any other upscale bar—it takes your hand as you dive in, rather than just expecting you to know the difference.

For an upscale bar, Alley Cat is surprisingly not snooty. Once you step inside, there’s no feeling of judgment if you don’t order a certain way.

You can truly make your own experience here—you can shoot Jameson, split a bottle of $160 champagne, share a Chatham Artillery Punch bowl, or enjoy a house gin and tonic. It’s whatever you choose, because Alley Cat meets you right where you are.

—Rachael Flora Runner-up: Rocks on the Roof

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ONE OF the great Savannah success stories in recent history is the instant phenomenon of the Savannah Bananas.

Playing in Historic Grayson Stadium and competing in the collegiate summer wood-bat Coastal Plain League, the Bananas opened their inaugural season at home on June 2. As if working from a movie script, they finished the season by winning the CPL championship.

The family atmosphere, constant entertainment, and spirited play on the field had Savannah quickly forgetting the Sand Gnats minor league team, which had packed up and left for Columbia, S.C. “To think that almost all of the games would sell out and we’d win the Championship... no one could have ever predicted that,” says team owner Jesse Cole.

Of course, a lot of hard work went into that overnight success.

“When my wife Emily and I decided to go all in on Savannah and sell our house in Charlotte and empty our retirement accounts, we had an unbelievable belief in what we were doing,” says Cole.

“It’s taken 10 years of trying things and failing to get us to this point. But the night the Bananas were revealed on February 25, we had no idea that the world would take notice. It was crazy!” he recalls.

“Orders from all over the country came in and the community started to embrace our fun and crazy personality. That’s when we knew we had something special.”

Describing the Bananas mantra of Fans First, Cole says “It’s always been done that way” isn’t a part of their vernacular.

“Two of our core values are to Always Be Growing and Be Hungry. So our entire staff is learning every day, we even have a book club where we pay our people to read,” Cole says.

This past season Cole and the staff looked at every area where they could make the fan experience even better.

“Last year was our first season ever at Grayson, so we didn’t know how to take care of 4,000+ fans in that ballpark, especially when they all have All You Can Eat. So this year we are going all in on extra staff, extra stations and extra amenities to take care of fans,” Cole says.

The next area the Bananas are going all in on is entertainment.

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Savannah Bananas Opening Day Best Local Sports Event also teamed up with local high schools to introduce the Banana Band at our big weekend games.”

“Finally, we learned no matter what, be different in everything you do and try things and then figure them out,” Cole says. “Our big push is to have more events at Grayson and this offseason we’ve had a Craft Beer Kickball League, two Beer Fests and a huge country concert. We learned a lot from these events and now will be looking to host even more.”

Cole credits his wife Emily for being the Bananas’ secret weapon.

“Emily is the biggest key to my success and the team’s success. She is now being called Mom by our staff because she is always looking out for everyone. She’s beyond the most caring person I’ve ever met,” says her husband.

“She didn’t sleep at all last season as she sacrificed herself to make sure our staff didn’t suffer as much as she did with the long hours and extra work. She lets me dream every day and supports me in everything I do and has developed a caring culture with our entire staff that I’ve never seen before.”

Cole also says he reads over 100 books a year in an effort to always learn more. He shares his most important role models: “My three biggest mentors are Walt Disney, Bill Veeck and P.T. Barnum. I made custom portraits of them for my office with the words Vision, Innovation and Showmanship on them,” he says.

The Bananas connection with the community goes beyond just the fans, however.

The players—who often live with guest families during this break from their

regular NCAA play back on campus—have forged a special bond as well.

“Coach Sean West tells the players from the beginning what to expect from this experience and how they are going to be a part of something special,” Cole says.

“That first night when the team saw 4,000+ fans come out to watch them, they were all believers and they were all Bananas. After we won the championship, I’ll never forget some of the players coming up to me and saying ‘Thank you, that was the best summer of my life,’” he says.

“I believed it was them that needed to be thanked, as they understood it was not about them but that it was about giving back to the fans and the community the entire summer.” —Jim Morekis Runner-up: SAV Rock ‘n’ Roll Marathon

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• Foster care for animals surrendered by their owners who either can no longer provide for the pets or no longer wish to have them in their homes.

• Adoption of rescued pets to qualified homes that have been properly screened and counseled by our adoption coordinators and foster parents to maintain the pet in the home for a lifetime.

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Best Local Club Sports Team Yeah, this is pretty much the best sign ever. Truly rules for life as well as for youth sports.

Now in its fourth year of success, Savannah United has made a name for itself as a well-run youth soccer league which raises the local and regional bar for ethics and professionalism. Their roster of well over 100 coaches mentor well over 2,000 youth soccer players in the ways of The Beautiful Game.

And you can’t argue with nearly 30,000 goals scored and three professional soccer playing alumni to their credit! — Jim Morekis Runner-up: Savannah Bananas

Best Running/Walking Event

Savannah Rock ‘n’ Roll Marathon & Half Marathon

This nationally-organized race is going the distance as your favorite for the third year running! Tens of thousands laced up their sneakers for practically perfect weather this year for the winding 26.2- and 10.1-mile routes through Savannah’s prettiest parts, serenaded by the city’s most enthusiastic bands at every turn. The course led runners to grand finale in Forsyth Park for the Old Crow Medicine Show, not a wagon wheel in sight as they celebrated at the finish line. Who’s already practicing their prance moves for this year’s marathon Nov. 4?

Runner-up: Savannah Bridge Run

Best Local High School Team Best Local Sports Coach

Danny Britt, Benedictine Cadets Football

The brawny boys of the 400 did it again this year, earning victory over Fitzgerald High 49-26 for the state AA title at the Georgia Dome after an undefeated season, 15-0.

“Very few people can say they had a perfect season, and we’re never going to be perfect as individuals, but we’ll always be able to say the 2016 BC football team had a perfect year,” coach Danny Britt told his team as they celebrated in the locker room, as reported

by Savannah Morning News’ Dennis Knight.

Coach Britt—known for imbuing his passion and work ethic into his players—led the Cadets to the top title in 2014 and has added another championship ring to his legacy.

Runner-up, Local High School Team: St. Vincent Saints Runner-up, Local Sports Coach: Keith Gunn, Savannah United

Best Local College Sports Team

Georgia Southern Eagles

Georgia Southern University’s athletes give everyone in the state plenty to root for, from their football and baseball successes to their award-winning women’s golf and softball programs. Our neighbors to the northwest know their way around every kind of field, court and course, which is a fine thing, since this year’s Board of Regents

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announcement that Georgia Southern will be merging with Armstrong State University and absorbing its historic Southside campus means we’re all Eagles now.

Runner-up: Armstrong Pirates

Best Local Athlete

Caleb Drabek

Major League Soccer knows talent when it sees it—and Caleb’s got it. The homeschooled, Savannah United-trained 12 year-old was tapped this year for Atlanta United’s youth development academy, the only athlete from the Savannah area to be invited into the exclusive program. It’s already exciting that Georgia has a professional soccer team, and we hope to see him in action one day!

Runner-up: Sarah Steward

Best Yoga Studio

Dancing Dogs Yoga

Namaste and hearty sun salutations to the Broughton Street yoga studio for another win as your favorite place to go within. Classes, retreats, art openings and cool swag for sale enhance the enlightenment experience, along with fresh juice and organic snacks from Beetnix.

Runner-up: Savannah Yoga Center

Best Yoga Instructor

Kelley Boyd

Savannah’s favorite mistress of the mat has been demonstrating asanas for 14 years and doesn’t seem to be slowing down. Savannah Yoga Center on Bull Street continues offer a packed schedule of hatha, jivamukti, ashtanga and other traditional practices as well as fun workshops like laughter yoga and yoga bingo—just show up.

Runner-up: Melissa DeLynn

Best Zumba Instructor

Sheena Allen

This energetic mom of four brings fun to fitness with her easy-to-follow dance routines and contagious enthusiasm. Rocking multiple classes a week at G-Force Films and A Step Above Studio with her booty-shaking revolving playlist, it’s a wonder Sheena doesn’t have to peel people off the ceiling after one of her super-charged sessions!

Runner-up: Yessica Nye

Best Pilates Studio

Momentum Pilates Studio

Looking to get more flexible, sleek and strong? The experts at Momentum on Ferguson Avenue know how to get you there, using a combination of mat work and Reformer machines. The practice is perfect for bodies of all ages, improving posture and building core muscles.

Runner-up: Savannah Yoga Barre

Best Barre Studio Best Exercise Studio Best Fitness Club

Pure Barre Savannah

Lift, tone and burn your way to a firmer, more flexible bod using a traditional ballet barre for small, isometric movements that make a big difference. Founded by dancer and choreographer Carrie Rezabek Dorr in 2009, the low-impact fitness technique now boasts franchises around the county. Pure Barre’s spacious studio on Abercorn offers up to six classes a day to accommodate busy schedules, offering specials for brides, new moms and new students. Men are welcome, too!

Runner-up, Barre: Savannah Yoga Barre Runner-up, Exercise: Strong Gym Runner-up, Fitness: YMCA

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Best Personal Trainer

Mark Lebos

The reigning king of the burning plank garners his sixth title as your favorite benevolent drill sergeant for keeping Savannah lean, mean and injury-free.

The owner of Strong Gym on Bull Street and his experienced team of trainers offer private and group sessions for all fitness levels, specializing in post-surgical rehab, neurological therapy, cancer recovery and massage therapy.

Runner-up: Zachary Burke

Best Weight Loss Center

Weight Watchers

Weight Watchers’ common sense approach to nutrition and exercise has helped literally millions of people lose billions of pounds since it began in in 1963 and continues to help new generations with weekly meetings, web tools and delish prepared foods. The local gathering spot on Eisenhower is a place for education and fellowship, where folks can get off the dieting yo-yo and ease into the healthy lifestyle.

Runner-up: Dr. Phil Barone

Best Physical Therapist Best Physical Therapy Center

Ernest Ledesma, Ledesma Sports Medicine

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his busy practice on Hodgson Memorial, the avid triathlete and his staff also offer high-tech performance tools for athletes, including the area’s first anti-gravity Alter-G treadmill and VO2 Max Testing.

Runner-up, Physical Therapist: Ian Young, Spine & Sport Runner-up, Physical Therapy Center: Chatham Orthopaedics

Best Psychologist

Dr. Joseph Lane

Everyone needs someone to lean on sometimes, and Dr. Lane of Coastal Psychology can help sort out life’s difficulties.

Specializing in Pediatric and Adolescent Psychology, the good doctor offers counseling to children and teens.

Runner-up: Dr. Chad Brock

Best Local Pharmacy

CVS

Several locations around town fill prescriptions with a smile, even if you run out of pain meds at 3 o’clock in the morning. Plus, you can stock up on greeting cards, half-price Easter candy and new pair of flip flops while you wait.

Runner-up: Lo Cost Pharmacy

Best Hospital

Memorial Health

This spring, after many months of teetering financial disaster, it was announced that Memorial will be sold to the Hospital Corporation of America, enabling Savannah’s largest employer and the area’s only Level One Trauma Center to continue providing emergency care, surgical precision and outpatient services. Good news for health.

Runner-up: Candler Hospital

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Best Nurse

A new winner in this category, the team of physicians and nurses at ExperCare on the Southside (there’s one in Richmond Hill, too!) is the favored place to bring your flu symptoms, ankle sprains, small cuts, mysterious rashes and other non-life threatening emergencies at any hour, no appointment necessary.

Runner-up: AppleCare Savannah

For five years going, Nurse Longenburger of the Midwife Group and Birth Center on Chatham Parkway has been this category’s unequivocal winner for her compassionate presence and unmatched managerial skills as she helps bring baby after baby into the world.

Runner-up: Alberta Fillingim

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Best Primary Care Physician

Heidi Longenburger, LPN

Best Midwife

Jill Whitfield, RN

Dr. Kristin Updegraff

In an era of assembly-line medicine and hour-long waits for a ten-minute doctor visit, SouthCoast’s Dr. Updegraff continues to stand out as a practitioner who goes out of her way to give extra time and attention to her patients.

Runner-up: Dr. Jeanne Hungerpillar

Best OB/GYN

Dr. Carmela Pettigrew

You don’t want just anyone poking around your lady parts. Savannah women have been trusting Dr. Pettigrew with the speculum for over 17 years—she’ll soon be delivering babies from babies she helped deliver! The mother of three handsome young men herself, the OB advocates for self-care and more minimally invasive procedures in women’s health.

Runner-up: Dr. Melissa Combs

The perpetual winner in the category calls her work of supporting women through pregnancy and birth at the Midwife Group and Birth Center “a dream come true.” The new moms and dads who have experienced her gentle guidance believe she’s theirs.

Runner-up: Sherry Hartenbower

Best Pediatrician

Dr. Ramon Ramos

From snotty noses to teenage angst, Dr. Ramos has handled Savannah’s kids with kid gloves for decades, advocating for preventative care and strong immune systems long before anyone else was preaching the importance of probiotics.

Runner-up: Dr. Ben Spitalik

Best Dermatologist

Georgia Skin & Cancer Clinic

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Best Allergist

Dr. Brad Goodman

Bless you! Savannah’s pollen showers and grass spores cause sneezing, postnasal drip and other allergy woes aplenty, but Dr. Goodman can keep the itchy eyes and mucus in check with a bevy of treatments and lifestyle changes.

Runner-up: Dr. Bruce Finkle

Best Cardiologist

Dr. Robert Rollings

Dr. Rollings received his medical degree from Vanderbilt and currently practices with Memorial Savannah Cardiology. Keeping up with the latest training in cardiac catheterization, peripheral vascular intervention and pacemaker and implantation, he really can fix a broken heart!

Runner-up: Dr. Jennifer Yeh

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Best Gastroenterologist

Bronzing.

Runner-up: Dr. Ronald Finger

If you’re experiencing acid reflux, colon cancer or other GI issues, go with your gut: Dr. Hunter received this recognition in 2015 and practices with the nationallyrecognized team at Gastroenterology Consultants of Savannah in midtown.

Runner-up: Dr. Mark Murphy

Best Orthopedist

Dr. Branden Hunter

Best Chiropractor

Dr. Chris Whelan

No bones about it, Dr. Whelan is your favorite guy to align the spine for yet another year. Using gentle manipulations to relieve aches and pains, this beloved community member and tireless volunteer always has your back.

Runner-up: The Joint

Best Cosmetic Surgery Center

Savannah Plastic Surgery

Why be a “before” when you can be an “after”? The six highly trained surgeons at Savannah Plastic Surgery expertly nip, tuck and reconstruct while offerings a menu of non-invasive self-improvement services like CoolSculpting and Body

Dr. Robert Dow Hoffman

The Humpty Dumptys out there have chosen the Chatham Orthopaedics partner as the one to put you back together again for another year. The sports medicine expert also tends to the needs of SCAD and Calvary Day School athletes, and we’re sure he can manage even the most accident-prone among ye.

Runner-up: Dr. Charles Hope

Best Cosmetic Dentistry

Dr. Brad Durham, DMD

If the eyes are the windows to the soul, then the front teeth are the picket fence— and no one wants to see the living room if the front yard’s a mess. Dr. Durham earns his badge again as Savannah’s No. 1 smile prettifier and also offers TMJ treatment and reconstructive surgery to keep your whole mouth and face in tip top shape.

Runner-up: Howard Family Dental

Best Dentist Best Pediatric Dentistry:

Howard Family Dental

The dentist’s office isn’t usually anyone’s favorite place, especially for kids.

The experts at Howard Family Dental’s 11 locations keep it serene for all ages, from basic cleanings to complex root canals. A new generation of Howards now practices alongside founder Dr. John Howard, who has been reminding Savannah and surrounding areas to floss for over 30 years.

Runner-up, Best Dentist: Habersham Dental Runner-up, Best Pediatric Dentistry: Dr. Brad Durham

Best Orthodontist

Dr. Robert A. Vaught

Hey kid, straighten up! Dr. Vaught on Waters Ave. gives teens and adults plenty of reasons to smile with traditional braces, Invisalign options and no-interest payment plans.

Runner-up: Dr. Tom Broderick

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Dr. Matthew Deich, MD Best Ophthalmologist ALL PUPILS are focused on Dr. Matthew Deich this year as the best guy for Savannah eyes.

The board-certified ophthalmologist has been practicing at the Georgia Eye Institute at Memorial Health since 1999, specializing in cataract and other surgical diseases. Examining eyeballs from iris to retina, Dr. Deich sees patients in midtown as well as satellite offices in Statesboro, Bluffton and Richmond Hill.

The native Savannahian went north to Duke University for his undergraduate degree, returning to his home state for medical school at the Medical College of Georgia and finishing up his residency at Tulane. But he knew before he even graduated high school that he wanted to become an eye doctor, inspired by his father’s successful cataract surgery in 1980.

“He hadn’t had good vision for a while, and when I went with the family to pick him from the hospital, he was so excited because it was so great afterward,” he recalls. “He was so grateful.”

That sparked his interest in the field, and when he was assigned a project to shadow a local professional, he chose his father’s surgeon, Dr. Sandy Rosenthal.

“He let me trail behind him for two weeks, I got to watch surgery and be at the hospital, which was such an invaluable experience.”

That early education came full circle when the young doctor joined the same office as Dr. Rosenthal, who recently retired after 40 years of practice and mentorship. His protégé has continued with the same level of dedication to his patients, restoring clarity where there had been cloudiness and replacing blurriness with sharpness.

“Older people take for granted that their vision is going to get bad as they age,” says Dr. Deich. “They don’t realize it can be fixed.”

He’s amazed at the leaps in technology developed in the course of his career that not only correct near- and far-sightedness but conditions like glaucoma and diabetic retinopathy.

“The use of lasers has improved things with gentle precision and accuracy, and the imaging we have available to see all the way to the back of the eye now is incredible,” he marvels. “We can view the retina down to the tiniest details and see things we’ve never seen before.”

Lens implants are another advance in treatment since his father’s surgery that seem like science fiction.

“Now we can take out a cloudy lens and put in an acrylic lens, or put in multifocal lenses for a lot of different functions and uses. You can have the whole front of the eye can replaced and still have vision.”

Does that mean Google glass-type internet embedded in our corneas is on the way?

“They’re already working on it,” he assures.

In the meantime, the physician encourages folks to keep their eyes healthy by eating a diet rich in anti-oxidants and donning sunnies starting at an early age to help protect from cataracts and macular degeneration. Supplements such as lutein, zinc and copper can also keep your oculars primed, and regular eye exams are essential starting in one’s 40s to catch glaucoma early.

“The eyes are definitely the window to the soul,” he confirms.

“It’s our job to keep that window clear.”

When he’s not staring into interesting irises, Dr. Deich spends time with his wife, Cheri, their three teens and the family’s trio of gargantuan Great Danes.

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Best Optometrist

Best Barber Shop

Being called “Four-eyes” is a compliment when you’ve chosen your frames with the help of Dr. Watson and the staff of Watson Eye Center on Hodgson Memorial. They offer contact lenses, too, as well as a top-level diagnostics and eye care to keep your vision superhero sharp.

Runner-up: Dr. James Beisal

High and tight, fancy taper fade or man bun maintenance? Juan and the crew on Ellis Square keep all the gents groomed, razors at the ready.

Runner-up: The Barber Pole

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Best Vision Center

Georgia Eye Institute

When you can’t see the whiteboard or your arms aren’t long enough to read a restaurant menu, it’s time to visit this one-stop shop on the Memorial Health campus.

Runner-up: Watson Eye Center

Best Sleep Specialist

Dr. Anthony Costrini

One in three people report issues with insomnia, which means 2016 winner Dr. Costrini is as busy as ever helping assess the possible root causes of your slumber problems.

We just hope he isn’t losing any sleep over it.

Runner-up: Dr. Jim Daly, Southeast Sleep Disorders Center

Best Veterinarian, Best Veterinary Clinic

Dr. Alex Hill, Central Animal Hospital

Our fur babies deserve the best care possible, and Dr. Hill and his staff are cat-apulted into the top spot again for their dogged commitment to the latest advances in veterinary science. The Starland district fixture offers services from nose to tail and an array of products to keep our precious pets healthy.

Runner-up, Best Veterinarian: Dr. Brain Mulvey Runner-up, Best Veterinary Clinic: Case Veterinary Clinic

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B Street Salon

Hair trends come and go, but supreme scissor skills never go out of style: Monica McMasters and the beauties of B Street have been behind some of Savannah’s most terrific tresses for 20 years. Maybe they can explain the difference between an ombré and a balayage?

Runner-up: Salon Aqua

Best Hair Stylist Best Hair Colorist

Nikki Friedhoffer

She may be small in stature, but Nikki wields the weight of a lifetime of experience in the hair industry: She started out sweeping the floors at one of Atlanta’s most prestigious salons and (high)lighted up downtown Savannah when she opened Colorboxx in 2006.

Speaking of roots, the Scruples Hair Care Elite educator is also a generous mentor, passing on her expertise to stylists around the state.

Runner-up, Best Hair Stylist and Best Hair Colorist: Renata Duran

Best Nail Salon

La Bella Nails

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Runner-up: Spa Bleu

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“I’m just really shocked and humbled,” she says. “I wasn’t expecting it, but it’s a really good feeling. I feel like I’ve been working really hard, so it was a good bit of validation.”

Frette’s been piercing for nearly five years, making her a “baby” in the piercing industry, as she says.

“But the industry itself is so young, new things are being learned every day,” she notes.

Part of Frette’s success as a piercing artist comes from her dedication to self-care.

“I think self-care is important. You should love your body and take care of your body,” she muses. “A piece of jewelry is going inside of you! It’s not like wearing a ring where it just comes in contact. This is actually penetrating your body. So it’s really important to take the time to look at the jewelry and talk to the person and figure out where it’s coming from.”

As a shop rule, Planet 3 uses only internally threaded jewelry as opposed to externally threaded in an effort to help preserve the jewelry, a seemingly minor choice that makes a world of difference.

“You have all your cheaper import jewelry, and unfortunately you see that stuff used far too often,” Frette says with a shake of her head. “I think safety is something we’ve always tried to promote here.” —Rachael Flora Runner-up, Best Piercing Studio: The Butcher Runner-up, Best Piercing Artist: Mason Smith CONTINUES ON P. 68

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Best Local Nail Technician

Cora Lynn Crystal

The lead nail tech at Spa Bleu earns more accolades for keeping cuticles in check and digits decorated. We hear she’s also a great listener!

Runner-up: Artley Lynah

Best Medical Spa

Glow Medical Spa and Beauty Boutique

Some things only get better with age—but they don’t have to look it. Glow—with six consecutive wins in this space—has been bringing its science-based skin care services to the city for a decade, but it still looks as young and fresh as the day it opened!

Runner-up: Spa Bleu

Best Day Spa Best Massage Therapist Best Tanning Salon

Spa Bleu

Need to escape the heat or maybe your entire life for a while? Step into the luxurious sanctuary of Spa Bleu, where a staff of able practitioners can attend to every inch of you.

The menu includes facials, nail services, a variety of massage modalities (try the river stones combined with essential oils) and expertly-applied spray tans. The serene space is large enough to accommodate a bridal party and perfectly intimate for a couple’s getaway.

Runner up, Best Day Spa: Spa Bleu Runner-up, Best Massage Therapist: Savannah Day Spa Runner up, Best Tanning Salon: Palm Beach Tan

Best Waxing Salon

Wax & Wane Waxing Salon

Got something to get off your chest, or brow or um, other areas? The lovely aestheticians at Wax ‘n’ Wane do it quickly and painlessly while promoting body positivity at every curve. Owner Jenna Berenberg tells us she and her smooth operators will be expanding soon to the upstairs of the cozy Victorian on Bull Street.

Runner-up: Spa Bleu

Best Tattoo Shop

The Butcher

Art on the walls, art on your skin—there’s no end to the glorious visual stimulation at Jimmy Butcher’s Bay Street tattoo studio and art gallery.

Runner-up: Kustom Hustle

Best Golf Course

The Club at Savannah Harbor

Right across our own lil’ river is the 18-hole paradise recommended by Golf Digest as one the world’s “Highly Recommended Places to Play” and ranked among the Top 100 of America’s Golf Courses by Conde Nast Traveler.

Runner-up: Wilmington Island Golf Club

Best Bowling Alley

Frames-n-Games

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Runner-up: AMF Savannah Lanes

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Best Marina

Hogan’s Marina

Need a home for that boat? Hogan’s has always been Savannah’s choice to tie up, offering fresh bait, snacks and storage. Need a friend to take out on the water? Call us.

Runner-up: Isle of Hope Marina

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Best Tattoo Artist

Marcus Dove

MARCUS DOVE of Kustom Hustle attributes his success as a tattoo artist to his people skills.

“I’m not terribly concerned with showing off my artistic prowess,” he says. “It’s more about the customer feeling good about themselves. If you treat people like a friend, they keep coming back. I know there are better artists out there, but nobody knows how to treat people better than I do.”

A former Marine with the build to prove it, Dove might look intimidating at first, but get him talking and he’s a true charmer. He opened Kustom Hustle in 2014 after tattooing for nearly twenty years and makes sure the shop conveys his same positive attitude.

“We try to squash [intimidation] right when they walk in the door, give them a nice big dose of Southern hospitality,” he says, noting that he asks everyone, from the counter guy to an off-duty artist, to greet anyone who comes in. “I know that sounds basic in business, but in the tattoo industry it’s unheard of.

We’re making common business practices common to tattooing.”

Another way Dove squashes the intimidation is by refraining from throwing shade when clients ask for yet another infinity symbol.

“Trends come and go in tattooing,” Dove notes.

“You try and transpose your style onto what’s popular.

If I have to do a tribal armband tattoo, I’m gonna make it the best tribal armband I’ve ever done. I let people know, ‘Hey, this is trendy. This might be the next tramp stamp.’ But the important thing is knowing and remembering that if you don’t tattoo it on them, someone else will.”—Rachael Flora Runner-up: Dean Denney

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JIM PLUMLEE has what he calls “PFTP”—Passion for the Past.

The proprietor of Picker Joe’s—it’s not “Picker Jim’s” because there’s already a Peddler Jim’s in town, he says, but Joe is in fact the name of his dog—was motivated to get into the antique business after a career as a pilot.

“I had been there, done that, been in an airplane accident, and was finally ready to just follow my passion and do what I’ve always wanted to do,” says Plumlee.

With nary a gray hair on his head, Plumlee is a good bit younger than the usual antiques store proprietor. He and his dedicated young staff bring a youthful spirit to this growing business in the Starland area—including an in-house IT and social media department.

They say they “especially needed that social media push the first year, since we’re off on a side street. But word has really spread.”

Now in its second full year of operation, Picker Joe’s is in a former mattress factory.

“It had been vacant for 28 years before we got in here. We literally fixed everything up ourselves,” Plumlee says of the vast space on East 41st Street.

Unlike the dusty, unkempt antiques stores you might be familiar with, Picker Joe’s is clean and squared away. The shelves are filled with legitimate vintage items, not mere bric-a-brac.

That said, Plumlee makes it clear that “this is a business, not a museum. We want these items to end up in the right hands, to constantly be moving around as we sell

them and replace them with more things.”

Much of the store is devoted to consignment booths. “The thing is, people tend to focus on one area that’s really important to them,” Plumlee says. “But we want a wide range of offerings for people. So it’s really important to us to feature a diversity of vendor booths here, to give people a lot of different areas and styles to choose from, depending on their own interest.”

Plumlee’s aviation background has enabled him to network with sources dealing in extensive military and aviation memorabilia. But of special interest, both to him and to Savannah in particular, is the room dedicated to architectural features, ornaments, and fixtures.

“I really love the stories behind old buildings, and the stories of the people who once lived and worked in them,” says Plumlee. “One of my favorite things about this business is finding new and interesting things from old buildings and making them available for others to enjoy.”

You might see the black Picker Joe’s mini-van plying around town. It looks a lot like the vehicle used on the American Pickers TV show.

In fact, Plumlee says, sometimes it works out that way.

“Sometimes, just like in the show, I’ll get a call from somebody saying, ‘There’s a whole barn full of stuff that some guy is ready to part with.’” —Jim Morekis Runner-up: 37th @Abercorn

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Best Window Display

Best Furniture Store

Paris Market’s window displays continually amaze everyone who passes by. The team puts a lot of work into creating displays that both feature current product and capture the spirit of the season.

Runner-up: 24e Design Co.

Ruel Joyner’s swanky, fashion-forward furniture and home goods store has been helping make homes cutting-edge fashionable since 2000 and is now one of the great anchor stores on Broughton Street.

Runner-up: Nadeau

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Best Comic Book Store

Best Cigar/Tobacco Shop

Comic book aficionados rejoice at Comics & More. With thousands of comic books to flip through, you’re bound to find the one you’re looking for.

Runner-up: Planet Fun

For when a cigarette just won’t cut it. With two locations, Ye Ole Tobacco Shop has over two hundred boxes of cigars straight from the Dominican Republic and Honduras.

Runner-up: Savannah Cigars Inc.

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Best Musical Instrument Store

Best Smoke Shop

Whether you’re a seasoned musician or just starting out, buy or rent your next instrument from Portman’s, who have been selling instruments since 1910.

Runner-up: Rody’s Audio Warehouse

Planet 3’s wide collection of lovely accessories, aided by a knowledgeable and friendly staff, is sure to help you find a way to smoke in style.

Runner-up: Ye Old Tobacco Shop

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Best Record Shop, Best Local Record Label

Best Vape Shop

Graveface Records has a plethora of vinyl records for you to check out. While you’re there, you can also buy skulls, collectible oddities, and records from Graveface’s selftitled record label, featuring bands like Marshmallow Ghosts and The Casket Girls.

With a cross-continental cult following, the label is right at home here in America’s Most Haunted City.

Runner-up: Rody’s Records

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Runner-up: Vapors Smoke Shop

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Best Lawn & Garden Store

Best Local Toy Store

Home Depot

Planet Fun

Spend a day in Home Depot and you’ll emerge with a whole new yard. They have everyPlanet Fun has any toy from the 80s and 90s you could possibly desire or remember, thing you need to make your backyard beautiful—just in time for summer. from action figures to video game consoles to comic books.

Runner-up: Hester & Zipperer Runner-up: Toys ‘R’ Us

Best Motorcycle Dealer

Best Daycare

Harleys have been the mark of the cool guy for years. There are two dealerships in Savannah ready to help you pick the bike that best suits your needs and your style.

Runner-up: Indian Motorcycle Savannah

Fun, safe, adventurous and adorable, Maggie’s has edu-tained Savannah’s preschool set for 25 years, offering basic reading and social skills with advanced courses in finger painting and playground tag.

Runner-up: Calvary Day School

Harley-Davidson Best Scooter Dealer

Best Art Supply Store

Honda Yamaha

If you’re looking for a new scooter, off-road vehicle, or watercraft, check out Honda Yamaha of Savannah. For twenty years, they’ve carried top-of-the-line powersports products and provided helpful, friendly service.

Runner-up: Hawg Scooters

Best Bicycle Shop

Perry Rubber is here for you through every step of bicycle ownership, from choosing one to servicing it. They also host group rides on Monday, Wednesday and Saturdays.

Runner-up: Quality Bike Shop

Best Place to Buy a New Car Best Place to Buy a Used Car

Making good art takes commitment, creativity and lots and lots of paint, paper, clay, ink and other necessities. Blick keeps its promise to the art community by offering a wide variety of materials, low prices and revolving showcase of local work.

Runner-up: Starlandia Creative Supply

Starlandia Creative Supply

Whether you’ve got a specific project in mind or seize upon the perfect use for that big bag of sequins while browsing, there’s a whole lotta arts-and-crafting going on here!

With a stock of new supplies and classes happening next door at the Space Station, Starlandia is never short on inspiration.

Runner-up: Hobby Lobby

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Best Auto Repair Best Place for Tires

Desoto Row anchors and wife/husband artisans Jenny Weldy and Andy Johnston have been framing canvases and rare prints for over a decade. Check out their fine reclaimed heart pine lamps and turntables at their tiny Victorian-era shop.

Runner-up: Blick Art Materials

Car problems are the pits. Savannah Tire can help you with whatever ails your car, from an oil change to a tire rotation.

Runner-up, Repair: Critz Auto Runner-up, Tires: SOS Tire & Auto

Best Women’s Clothing Store Best Thrift/Vintage Clothing Store

You know the deal: you’re never a stranger at Grainger. Let them help you find the car of your dreams, be it used or new.

Runner-up, Both: Critz Auto

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Best Rental Car Company

Enterprise

Renting a car doesn’t have to be a headache with Enterprise helping you out. They have several locations in the Savannah area for you to pick up or drop off a rental.

Runner-up: Avis

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Blick Art Materials

Best Arts/Crafts Store

Perry Rubber Bike Shop

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Civvies New & Recycled Clothing

Don’tcha know, upcycling is the new black? Civvies’ founder Robyn Reeder always knew that trends always come back around, and her legacy lives on via Broughton Street’s upstairs racks of killer frocks, high-waisted pants and worn cowboy boots.

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rock ‘n’ roll gal sews up unique, festival-forward attire at the Liberty Street shop she shares with jeweler M. Liz Designs.

Runner-up: Brooke Atwood

Best Men’s Clothing Store

J. Parker Limited

Kiefer P. holds down the shop his daddy opened in 1971 with the latest in business and casual wear, and don’t forget to pick up a signature crab-emblazoned polo to let everyone know you’re a local.

Runner-up: Civvies New & Recycled Clothing

Best Children’s Clothing Store

Sara Jane Children’s Boutique

Teeny seersucker suits and pretty smocking keep Savannah’s kidlets looking cute cute cute—that is, until they find the marsh mud. Too much to get the toddlers to the store? Look for Sara Jane’s adorable mobile Airstream market in your neighborhood!

Runner-up: The Children’s Place

Best Clothing Boutique Um, the sale rack. The national chain earns kudos for bringing its breezy fashion chic to the corner of Montgomery and Congress Streets, along with charming home décor items like rose-shaped soaps and Provence-inspired drawer pulls.

Runner-up: Red Clover

Best Local Clothing Designer

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Best Independent Bookstore

You never know what awesome vintage items you’ll find at this Jones Street spot, a great addition to the local shopping experience a bit off the beaten Broughton path.

Runner-up: Civvies New & Recycled Clothing

Best Fashion Accessory Store

The Future on Forsyth

This instant success story on Whitaker Street, right off Forsyth Park, is a sensation with locals and tourists alike.

Runner-up: Civvies New & Recycled Clothing

Globe Shoe Company

A real nostalgic blast from the past, but still serving your footwear needs after over a century in operation on Savannah’s premier shopping avenue, Broughton Street.

Runner-up: Fleet Feet Sports

Best Bead Store

Heading to Bonaroo or just chillin’ at your bae’s oyster roast? Savannah’s resident

E. Shaver, Bookseller

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Anthropologie

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Epiphany Bead & Jewelry Studio

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THOSE singing the swan song of the printed word haven’t spent time at E. Shaver’s lately.

Now more than ever, the ground-level literary sanctuary on Madison Square is constantly buzzing with bibliophiles coming from near and far to seek out real, live books to feed their respective reading habits.

Fiction, non-fiction, food, romance, mystery and history flies off the shelves, the latest offerings and old classics sensibly organized within the maze of charming little rooms.

Book-adoring Esther Shaver first opened its doors back in 1976, when no one could have dreamed of storing an entire library on a device smaller than a Harold Robbins paperback, and built up a steady business while raising her three children in grand Greek Revival manse upstairs. In 2013, at the age of 72, she announced she had put the building and its inventory up for sale, spurring a depressing downward spiral amongst Savannah’s loyal literati, including staff member Jessica Osborne.

“I was so sad because I’d finally found something that I loved,” says Osborne, who began working in the shop in 2010, after a decade of earning Masters in history and political philosophy and raising her own family.

“I didn’t want to see another independent bookstore go away.”

She had been considering enrolling in law school, but after a few exploratory meetings, the mother of three decided belletrist life suited her best. Osborne and Shaver came to an agreement kept the original owner on for a year, and the partnership evolved into a successful pivot, allowing the elder to retire peacefully knowing she’d handed the reins to someone as capable and passionate about the bookshop as she. (The mansion upstairs was sold separately, and the new residents reportedly adore living above the store—what better neighbors that a bunch of quiet bookworms?)

While Osborne readily admits the book business has “a steep learning curve,” she seems to have seamlessly bridged the best of E. Shaver’s traditions with progress to successful commerce: The website is now lightning fast with online ordering, and a small café run by the Savannah Tea Room offers refreshing reason to stay and browse. The back walls are being knocked out to make way for more space, and Osborne recently replaced every single flickering fluorescent light with energy-efficient, easy-on-the-eyes LED bulbs.

“It keeps it a lot cooler in here, plus it doesn’t look like a slasher movie is being filmed in here,” she laughs.

But E. Shaver is more than just a clean, well-lighted place to buy books; it’s a destination for the city’s reading community. A total of four (!) well-attended book clubs catering to various tastes including YA and graphic novels meet regularly amongst the nooks and crannies. Readings and events are attracting larger audiences, though some folks just drop by to rub the chins of the shop’s two resident cats, the regal Mr. Eliot (after T.S., natch) and Bartleby, a lazy orange lump named for Melville’s scrivener.

Osborne welcomes them all, delighted that the store remains a respite as the atmosphere stays bustling.

Surrounded by her predecessor’s cozy aesthetic and the publishing world’s latest and greatest, the heir to Esther Shaver’s legacy is planning for an epic reign.

“This is it, I’ll be here for at least 17 to 20 years,” she says. “I figure the cats and I will retire at the same time.” —Jessica Leigh Lebos Runner-up: The Book Lady

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Best Jewelry Store

Levy Jewelers

A great Savannah success story, now with a flagship store at the ultimate anchor location at Broughton and Bull.

Runner-up: Kendra Scott

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Best Local Jewelry Designer

Danielle Hughes Rose

Frequent winner Danielle is back on top this year, known for the artful eye and masterful skill she gives to her metallic wonders of the jewelry maker’s art.

Runner-up: Zia Boutique

Best Lawyer

Joel Gerber

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A repeat win this year for this personable and effective local attorney at the firm of Brannen, Searcy & Smith, LLP. Joel’s specialty is the lower-profile but still very essential world of real estate closings. It’s a bit less glamorous than the big criminal trial lawyers and personal injury attorneys, but a role just as vital.

“There are so many moving parts in putting together a closing,” says Gerber of his specialty, which involves working closely with the area’s very best Realtors. “There are a lot of parties involved, from the buyer, to the seller, to their agents and the lender. My job is to work with all of them to ensure a perfect closing.”

Gerber says the real challenge is making that magic happen over and over to the satisfaction of the parties involved.

“It’s not enough to just do one great closing – we have to bring those moving parts together every time on a consistent basis,” he says.

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NOURISH is a great Broughton Street favorite, family-owned by Shoshanna and Corey Walker. What began as a home hobby for making soaps has grown into a successful mission to offer natural and eco-friendly bath and beauty products to Savannah.

Shoshanna Walker and her mother began selling their handmade creations in 1997, and grew into a retail store in 2000. Since then, the Walkers have founded locations for Nourish across the region.

However, the owners still focus on putting the time and care into every product by locally making small batches of each, and they still take pride in staying true to Mrs. Walker’s mother’s recipes and techniques.

They put emphasis on using the best ingredients, chemical-free, that not only fill their store with amazing smells, but also have beneficial effects on the body. Nourish draws in tourists and locals alike, and has encouraged both to seek out more natural, environmentally-conscious, bath products. —Sophia Morekis Runner-up: 40 Volume Salon CONTINUES ON P. 76

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Tri-Star Mechanical Best Place to Work Best Heating & Air Service

SAVANNAH may be the coolest place on the planet, but it’s all fun and games until the AC breaks.

The favored folks at Tri-Star Mechanical won’t let you sweat it out any longer than necessary. Their team of factory-trained technicians is on call 24/7 to figure out whether your compressor is fried or if you just need a new filter, and should we ever experience winter again, they can fix the heat pump, too. (Tri-Star also provides a full range of plumbing services, which are needed in every kind of weather.)

While they see plenty of AC emergencies this time of year, Tri-Star co-owner Tersh Blissett says consistent visits are best way to avoid a total HVAC meltdown.

“We try to encourage people to schedule yearly maintenance to prevent the worst,” he advises. “You don’t want to wait until it happens.”

Tersh started out as an HVAC technician in 2005 in his native Springfield, earning his state license and working in the field. He founded Tri-Star Mechanical three years ago with local contractors Tim and Rachel Phillips, and the firm has grown to 16 employees, servicing residential and commercial sites with an emphasis on the restaurant industry and a reputation for being on time and on point.

Rachel serves as the company’s human resource director and does her best to hire techs who can simultaneously change out ducts while interacting with customers.

“Most people either have a technical mind or a free spirit,” she muses.

“It takes a combination of the two to provide the best customer service.”

Tri-Star invests hours of training in each employee, and what’s on their resume may not matter as much as their attitude.

“We also do our best to hire veterans,” adds Blissett, whose wife is active in the National Guard. “Even if they don’t necessarily have HVAC experience, most are willing to work hard and put in the time and extra effort it takes.”

The value placed on putting their team members first is reflected in their second honor as Savannah’s best place to work. In addition to training and generous benefits, the company’s open door policy creates a foundation of trust and high regard.

“One of the owners is always there, and we can always go in and talk about what’s going on,” says Josh Branham, one of Tri-Star’s loyal technicians.

“They respect us.”

Community involvement is also part of Tri-Star’s corporate climate, and employees regularly participate in fundraisers for Ronald McDonald House and St. Baldrick’s, which hosts its yearly head-shaving event to benefit childhood cancer.

“That’s why my hair’s this short,” laughs Josh, running his hand over his shorn scalp.

“I’m glad to do things like this. I would have never known about it if it weren’t for work.” —Jessica Leigh Lebos Runner-up, HVAC: McDevitt Air Runner-up, Work: Old Savannah Tours

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Runner-up: Chris Steinmetz

Best Costume Store

Acme Costumes

Sexy Nurse? Southern Zombie? Whatever your party needs, you can score them here from their whimsically expansive selection.

Runner-up: Best Buy

Best Surf Shop

High Tide Surf Shop

As Tybee changes, one thing stays the same: The great service and fun atmosphere at this perennial winner in this category.

Best Pest Control

Best Lingerie Store

Yates-Astro Termite and Pest Control

This favorite stop has several locations around town, from its store in Oglethorpe Mall to a location on Broughton.

Runner-up: Joker Novelties

Best Sporting Goods Store, Best Place to Buy a Boat

Victoria’s Secret Best Gift Store

Savannah Bee Company

This great local business success story has taken on a national and even global life of its own, not only as a wonderful local brand but being ahead of the curve on awareness of the ecological importance of the humble honeybee.

Runner-up: Paris Market & Brocante

Be honest: If you had it all to do over again, wouldn’t you get into this business? Talk about a market need that will never go away, at least down here in Savannah.

Runner-up: Northwest Exterminating

Bass Pro Shops

From boating to camping to hunting to shooting, you can get all your outdoor needs here in this wonderland.

Runner-up, Goods: Half Moon Outfitters, Runner-up, Boats: Hale Marine

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Half Moon Outfitters

Northwest Exterminating Best Green Business

WHEN it comes to roaches, rats, mosquitoes, termites and other unwelcome tenants, most of us are willing to endure a little poison if it means getting rid of them for good.

Turns out the toxic stuff isn’t necessary: Northwest Exterminating manages to banish even the sneakiest pests using only plant-derived ingredients that don’t have negative impacts on the environment or our health.

Using the biology of the bug or animal in question, highly-trained professionals also explore alternative techniques to drive the critters away, from habit modification to exclusion to food source reduction. This integrated approach not only expels the vexing creatures but corrects the environment to help prevent problems before they start.

“Every company has a different definition for what green is,” explains Christie Lautsch, Northwest’s director of marketing and advertising.

“We utilize many different techniques to create healthier living and working environments for homes and businesses.”

Founded in 1951 by L.A. and Emma Lene Phillips, the Atlanta-based company is on its third generation of family leadership and has expanded its services throughout Georgia and Tennessee, including an office in Pooler. Our local Northwest Exterminating service providers are well-equipped to handle every type of varmint from ticks to snakes to scorpions, which gives us the willies just typing.

It’s terrible enough to encounter such a problem creature in one’s own home, but at least we can sleep knowing we don’t have to be harmed by the solution.

“At Northwest, we believe that creating a healthier living and working environment is not a choice but our responsibility to our customers, community, and team,” says Lautsch.

“It is our commitment to do what is right as we develop green solutions, protect health and solve problems while enhancing the lives of those we serve.”

—Jessica Leigh Lebos Runner-up: Brighter Day Natural Foods

MAY 24-30, 2017

A perennial and favorite winner in this category, now among the most senior and successful businesses on Broughton Street.

Runner-up: Bass Pro Shops

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Land of Misfit Toys Best New Store

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Land of Misfit Toys is one of those stores. An eBay shop since 2009, the new physical store in Georgetown helps people both buy and sell their toys, comics and collectibles. The rich inventory and helpful staff make the place a collector’s dream.

The owners, Tony Privette and Robyn Smith, are knowledgeable about what they stock and can help anyone find just what they’re looking for. They also price fairly, without gouging or undervaluing—ever sold a video game back to GameStop?

Whether you’re clearing house or looking to build your collection, head to Land of Misfit Toys for friendly, expert help with all your needs. —Rachael Flora Runner-up: Hidden Hand Society

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David’s Dry Cleaners Best Dry Cleaner

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IF you don’t think the city’s best dry cleaning business should get a little extra love, then you’ve never spilled an entire glass of Merlot on your favorite pair of tapered pants.

Those who have marvel at that it’s possible to leave our worst clothing disasters at the counter and pick them up a few days later, pressed and clean and good as new. If you’ve never peeked behind the curtain, it might seem like magic.

That’s what David Reeves thought before he got into the dry cleaning business. The former landscape architect had been looking for a career change, and when acquired an already existing facility in 1990, and found out there’s plenty of sweat and labor that goes into removing stains and pressing shirts.

“I didn’t know a lot about dry cleaning when I started, but I learned real fast,” laughs Reeves, who has lived in Savannah since 1974 and raised three kids here with his wife, Lynn.

Those kids—now with kids of their own—inspired him to go green from the very beginning, eschewing the highly toxic perchloroethylene many drycleaners use and opting for a biodegradable hydrocarbon solvent instead. Each location uses compostable packaging and collects hangers and garment bags to repurpose, and has a robust in-house recycling program.

More recently David’s began using the ultra-efficient Union HL 860 alternative solvent machine lauded as the planet’s finest.

“It’s our new toy,” says Reeves with a grin.

“It’s a closed loop machine that cleans and dries without letting any vapors escape—it cools the solvent back to liquid to be used again, and it doesn’t put anything out into the atmosphere.”

David’s relocated to President Street in 2006, housing its own plant where items collected at its Habersham Village and Pooler locations are serviced. (Their marketing motto “drop your pants here” makes us giggle every time.) Around 20 employees dry clean, press and sort shirts, skirts, gowns, curtains and anything else with the “dry clean only” label, and Reeves estimates around 2000 garments a week come through the multi-level conveyor belt every week.

He still won’t call himself an expert, but he’s gained enough experience in the business to give some valuable advice when it comes to our favorite clothes. Read the labels, don’t store them in the plastic garment bags and make sure you point out delicate beading or other decoration to the counter attendant.

“The main thing is to hang things up after you’ve worn them, and if you do get something on it, don’t let stains set,” he enjoins. “The sooner you bring it to the cleaners, the more success we’ll have in getting it out.” —Jessica Leigh Lebos Runner-up: Savannah Dry Cleaners CONTINUES ON P. 80

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truly unique and irreplaceable local character.

Runner-up: Garden on the Square

Best Lighting

Circa Lighting

This consistent winner in this category is an anchor store in the Design District.

Runner-up: 24e Design Co.

Best Flooring Store

Floor and Décor

A huge one-stop outlet for all your flooring needs, centrally located on Victory Drive.

Runner-up: Coastal Flooring

Best Maid Service

Saved by the Belles Cleaning and Concierge

Using green cleaning products, they offer residential and vacation rental cleaning, which is especially great for clients with pets in the house.

Runner-up: Hubbard’s Cleaning

Best Mall/Shopping Center

Best Photography Service

Bay Camera Company

This veteran local institution is Savannah’s largest independent retailer of digital cameras and photography equipment.

Runner-up: Geoff L. Johnson Photography

Best Realty Company

Keller Williams Realty Best Realtor

Chelsea Phillips

Looking for the perfect 3 bedroom, 2.5 bath with a big backyard or a fab single gal pad downtown? Keller Williams’ knowledgeable team of home brokers can hook you up.

Longtime champ Chelsea specializes in luxury and coastal properties, military relocation and retirement homes and occasionally lends consulting advice to HGTV. Runner-up: Best Realty Company and Best Realtor: Don Callahan Group

Oglethorpe Mall

Best Photography Studio

Best Florist

This longtime local business offers a wide range of services behind the lens, including weddings, senior portraits, and babies and children.

Runner-up: Christine Hall

While malls across the country are suffering, Oglethorpe Mall continues to prosper.

Runner-up: Tanger Outlets

John Davis Florist

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John isn’t only a beloved local institution for his botanical and floral skills – he is a

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MAY 24-30, 2017

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FIRST off, there is an actual Hipster Hound. His name is Rex. The logo of the smash-hit new business—only just now beginning its second year— is based on owner Tonya Rintye’s own faithful companion.

“Rex is our temperament tester,” Rintye says. Prospective puppies at the Hipster Hound’s boarding facilities on the Southside must pass the test of being able to socialize with other dogs, chief among them Rex himself.

In their short time in operation, The Hipster Hound is already boarding about 50 dogs, in addition to a thriving dog-sitting business. (The dog-sitting component is valuable, Rintye says, for those dogs who don’t pass the temperament test with Rex but still are in need of boarding-style services at home.)

The success has been so dramatic, in fact, that Rintye is already considering a second location.

This success isn’t just due to being in the right place at the right time. Rintye came to Savannah from Atlanta with an extensive marketing background of her own, which serves her in good stead with The Hipster Hound.

“My husband and I came here for his job, but there weren’t really the type of marketing and advertising positions available for me in Savannah that there are in Atlanta,” she says.

So, she followed another passion: Puppies.

Specifically, the whole thing started out in selling doggie treats at local markets. It very soon blossomed into dog-sitting, and then the whole idea of boarding and grooming services.

The Hipster Hound’s success is also due, Rintye says, to getting a Savannah Small Business Development Loan to help her out with her business plan.

Another famous local pup is a boarder at Hipster Hound: Daisy the Bat Dog, the mascot of the Savannah Bananas baseball team.

“That’s been a really important marketing relationship with us,” says Rintye.

“When Daisy started staying with us, we were like, why don’t we make this a closer relationship with the Bananas.”

The Hipster Hound even offers a shuttle service, picking up dogs from their homes, taking them to the boarding facility on the Southside, and back again.

Their vehicle sure came in handy during Hurricane Matthew.

“We were so glad to have it when the storm hit,” recalls Rintye. “We were able to evacuate about 20 dogs with it, and kept them all safe and sound.” — Jim Morekis Runner-up: Club Fido & Friends

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Best New Hotel

Hotel Indigo

THE fastest way to fall in love with a city you’re visiting is to feel like a local instead of a tourist.

Hotel Indigo is here to help visitors fall in love with Savannah and feel more like a local.

“This hotel is a property that really wants you to fit into the neighborhood that it lives in,” says manager Michael Cooper. “It really is appealing to the travelers looking to enhance their experience and learn more about the place in which the hotel exists and get a feel for the city.”

Hotel Indigo, open since March 2016, is a boutique hotel, meaning it plays up the local elements of the area while still maintaining important amenities like rewards programs and online reservations.

Hotel Indigo is situated in the former Guckenheimer Building, built in the mid-1800s as a dry goods storage center.

“Now that the building has been preserved and turned into our restaurant and bar, guests can stay in a hotel that has unique elements, local art in the rooms and the public areas and gives them a sense of Savannah,” explains Cooper.

The hotel’s restaurant and bar, Five Oaks Taproom, includes regionally-inspired food like shrimp and grits and peach cobbler on its menu, and the bar serves local beers.

Cooper, who has worked with Hotel Indigo’s parent company InterContinental Hotels Group for 27 years, moved to Savannah to open Hotel Indigo and was impressed by how quickly Savannahians welcomed him (no surprise there, y’all).

“You first see the city as a tourist, but then you start to see it as a local, and that’s interesting,” Cooper muses. “Savannahians are very positive and welcoming to newcomers coming into the community. Many other places are resistant to that, so it’s nice to see that welcome aspect. It’s an interesting impression to see.” —Rachael Flora Runner-up: The Brice

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Megan Jones, It’s Megan Jones Photography

Best Wedding Photographer

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MEGAN Jones got your vote for Best Wedding Photographer this year, her first-ever win. But she’s no ordinary wedding photographer.

“I specialize in elopements. I captured over 90 elopements last year and I love them!”

We know what you’re thinking: Isn’t the whole point of an elopement that no one knows about it? Not in 2017, and not in Savannah—which is now the nation’s number-one destination for elopements.

“Elopements have changed a lot in the last ten years, because people are really planning them these days,” Megan tells us.

“It’s usually when a bride and groom wish to get married without the huge price tag, and they choose a destination, plan a few things like what they will wear, and where they’ll have the dinner, and then have an officiant and photographer there to help them accomplish getting married,” she says.

“For some people, they really are okay just celebrating their love together without all the fanfare. Usually I get to work very close with just the bride and groom, wandering around downtown Savannah by foot of by pedicab in a photography adventure,” says Megan.

Megan says she owes a lot of her success to her “work wife,” Tracy Brisson, a wedding officiant who owns Savannah Custom Weddings.

“I actually captured Tracy’s elopement and she wrote her own vows. She loved it, but was sad there wasn’t a local female officiant, so she started her own business and brought me along with her,” Megan explain s.

The twist to this story is that Megan is getting married herself this year, to well-known local performer and writer Christopher Soucy, known best to many of you for his longtime role in the Odd Lot Improv troupe. The lucky couple are getting married later this year.

So what tips and tricks of the trade will Megan bring to her own wedding festivities?

“The main thing is, a bride should feel 100 percent comfortable in her own dress. It is a make or break as far as wedding photos go,” she says.

“Also, finding a wedding photographer you feel really comfortable with will make your wedding photos turn out much more natural.” —Jim Morekis Runner-up: Katie McGee Photography

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Best Bed & Breakfast

Best Pawn Shop

Foley House Inn

Welsh Pawn Shop

One of Savannah’s longest-running family businesses, since its founding in 1913 has survived two world wars, a depression, many recessions, and thousands of politicians to continue giving excellent service, now with two locations in Savannah and one in Effingham County.

Best Pet Store Best Pet Boutique

TailsSpin Pet Supply Store

A true local entrepreneurial success story, TailsSpin has become a fave rave for local pet owners due to being in close touch with their market and what it really wants and needs—in this case, caring and professional services in a wide range of areas, expertly and lovingly delivered.

Runner-up, Store: PetSmart Runner-up, Boutique: Retail Retreat

Pet Grooming

Animal Resort & Spa

Known for their level of care to your furry friends, this great local outfit on Ogeechee Road also offers boarding services— for cats too!

Runner-up: PetSmart

One of Savannah’s most highly regarded accommodations—which is saying quite a lot—this award-winning oasis off Chippewa Square combines outstanding service and amenities with the bonus of being right in the middle of downtown Savannah’s bustle.

Runner-up: Azalea Inn & Villas

Best Boutique Hotel

The Bohemian Hotel Savannah Riverfront

In some ways the prototype for the now-common downtown boutique spot, The Bohemian set the template with its combination of ambience, professional service, unbeatable location, and of course Savannah’s first rooftop hotel bar, Rocks on the Roof.

Runner-up: Andaz Savannah

Best Hotel

Andaz Savannah

The prestigious award for best hotel again goes to this anchor lodging on Ellis Square, which despite being relatively new is already a core part of Savannah’s downtown cultural and commercial fabric. Its outstanding food and beverage offerings compliment the amazing location.

Runner-up: The Bohemian Hotel Savannah Riverfront

PHOTO BY RACHAEL FLORA

BleuBelle Bridal

Best Bridal Shop

GETTING hitched soon? Let Heather Burge and her dynamite team at BleuBelle Bridal help you handcraft your perfect wedding look.

“Our mission is to create an exceptional experience serving women seeking dresses for the most important occasions of their lives,” says Burge proudly.

BleuBelle started as a contemporary boutique fourteen years ago, right after Burge graduated college. After her own search for a wedding gown didn’t live up to her expectations, she opened the bridal component of the store in 2006.

“When you think about buying a wedding dress, it is sometimes the most expensive apparel purchase you’ll ever make, even if it’s not expensive,” Burge explains. “Along with that, having an experience that becomes a memory with your family and friends, that’s what it’s all about. When I was getting married I didn’t find that experience or the caliber of dresses I wanted.”

Buying a wedding gown can be more difficult than expected—rarely does a bride ever walk into the store, pick her dress, and walk out. There’s an extensive alterations process, which brides may not know about.

“Unless you watch Say Yes to the Dress religiously, you don’t have any idea of the experience,” Burge explains. “We’ve seen everything, so we know how to anticipate issues, and we intercept them if there ever are any.”

Does that mean Burge has to break up catfights over bridesmaid dresses and tame the brides’ ego?

Not so much.

“We don’t have bridezillas!” laughs Burge. “I think we don’t because we listen to what our brides are looking for and cater to them—spoil them, really.

I hope all our brides are happy.” —Rachael Flora Runner-up: Ivory & Beau Bridal

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Best Law Firm

Best Cellular Service Provider

You may think Savannah’s drivers are the worst, but accidents happen everywhere.

Which is why our Mike now has five offices around the state, including Columbus.

Runner-up: Jamie Casino Injury Attorneys

Verizon’s cell service is top-notch in your humble opinions. The employees at each retail location are also friendly and knowledgeable, ready to help you find the perfect phone and plan for you.

Runner-up: T-Mobile

Michael Hostilo Attorney at law Best Local Insurance Agency

Allstate

Mickey Rountree and his staff can help find the best coverage for your most precious possessions: Car, home, business, boat, motorcycle—and most importantly, your life.

Runner-up: Bernard Williams

Best Home Security

ADT Security Services

Keeping your perimeter unbreachable is the main objective of ADT’s staff, wiring up the latest in home security technology so you can watch the garage door from your smart phone 24/7.

Runner-up: Safe Touch

Verizon

Best Bank

Wells Fargo Bank

Wells Fargo provides a pleasant banking experience and has garnered a large local following in a short period of time.

Runner-up: First Chatham

Best Credit Union

Georgia Heritage Federal

Tired of your bank? Give Georgia Heritage Federal Credit Union a try. A credit union is not-for-profit, allowing members higher savings rates and lower loan rates.

Runner-up: Navy Federal Credit Union

Best Local Moving Company

Best Local Tour Company

Once again, there’s no better company to schlep your stuff than this strong duo (OK, there are definitely more than two of them) and their spacious chariots.

Runner-up: American Moving and Storage

Hop on the trolley! Old Savannah Tours’ trolley tours are informative and fun, and out-of-towners love them.

Runner-up: Old Town Trolley Tours

Two Men & A Truck

Old Savannah Tours

Best Self Storage

Best Taxi Service

Feeling the urge to purge but can’t completely let go? Keep your extra belongings safe and out of sight at your very own climate-controlled, drive-up unit.

Runner-up: Savannah Self Storage

For a unique way to get around town, try one of Savannah Pedicab’s bike taxis. Better yet, any ride under half an hour costs whatever you think the service was worth.

Runner-up: Yellow Cab of Savannah

Public Storage

Savannah Pedicab

Best Apartment Community

Best Limo Service

On the Southside just minutes from I-16 and I-95, this village of finely-appointed oneto-three bedroom floor plans offers awesome commutes, scenic river views, a resortlevel pool and professional maintenance.

Runner-up: Marine Grove Apartments

There’s nothing quite as classy as arriving to an event in a limo. Coastal Limousine and Transport is the favorite for stylish rides.

Runner-up: Savannah Executive Limo Service

Hoover Creek Plantation Apartments

Best Local Homebuilder

Mungo

Coastal Limousine Best Car Wash

Savannah Car Wash

One of the Southeast’s busiest developers has brought new neighborhoods of highquality, affordable move-in ready homes to Pooler and Richmond Hill.

Runner-up: Landmark 24

Why put in the work to wash your car yourself when there’s Savannah Car Wash?

The car wash packages are both inclusive and affordable, and there’s even a location in Pooler to better suit your needs. .

Runner-up: Auto Shine Car Wash

Best New Home Community

Best Adult Toy Store

Old oaks, kind neighbors and deep water access make this quiet, gated marshside neighborhood a first choice for families and seniors.

Runner-up: The Enclave at Berwick Plantation

If you’re looking to spice things up, check out Sunset Novelties. They carry a wide range of adult toys and lingerie, and their employees can help you find just what you’re looking for with no judgment.

Runner-up: The Comedy Store

Coffee Pointe

Best Landscaping Company

Barrett Landscaping

Barrett Landscaping knows that not all lawn services are alike, and that helps them give you the best possible care for your lawn.

Runner-up: Herb Creek Landscape Supply

Best Computer Repair, Best Cellphone Repair

iRepair

Cracked screen? Computer won’t start? iRepair can help fix even the toughest of computer problems on either your MacBook or PC laptop..

Runner-up: Tech Yeah

Sunset Novelties

Store or Business You’re Most Sorry to See Close

Ampersand

Last year’s favorite college bar now stands vacant. We’ll miss Ampersand for the fun weekends it offered us, and we wonder what business will move into the space next.

Runner-up: Johnny Harris

Best Category We Forgot

Best Drag Queen

D’oh – how could we forget the talented queens at House of Gunt or Club One Cabaret? Next year we promise you’ll be able to vote for your favorite queen.

MAY 24-30, 2017

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MUSIC SPOTLIGHT Dennis Barber, Anne dos Santos, Jason Beck, and Rhett Coleman of My Maiden Name.

My Maiden Name Savannah band releases first LP

Beck: It’s actually been quite similar.

We were all pretty pleased with the EP and the release event so we built on that for the album.

MY MAIDEN NAME carved a place in the Dos Santos: I’m not sure we approached scene with the release of their 2016 EP “My the album differently but since we learned Thoughts, The Same.” Now, Savannah’s a lot from the EP perhaps we approached most eclectic alt-rock band—the group is the album with more experience. inspired by Brazilian pop, new wave, ‘90s Barber: The recording process was alternative, and hip-hop—is back with a similar; however, it seemed that we were full-length record. Join the band as they more flexible and creative during the prodebut Thanks of a Grateful Nation at Elcess to allow for the songs to change as we Rocko Lounge this weekend. recorded. One of the changes that stands We chatted with guitarist Jason Beck, out is that we have a full-time drummer, vocalist Anne dos Santos, and bassist Den- Rhett, that we did not have for the EP. Durnis Barber about the band’s evolution, ing the development of the EP our relationthe new release, and their unique writing ship was new and the songs were pretty process. much developed.

Dos Santos: Playing a song to an audience keeps it alive and, vocally speaking, I tweak our songs in subtle ways the more playtime it gets. I think My Maiden Name likes live energy music and playing gigs definitely help our songs have more of that feeling.

Barber: Actually, the relationship goes both ways at least for me. I am much more aware of how lyrics or rhythm will be experienced by listeners. This has certainly impacted choices that I’ve made in the creative process. Also, once we come together with ideas and input on a track, I remember that moment often when we are performing and try to embrace what the song means to the other band members and not just my interpretation.

You released your debut EP last summer. Tell us about the approach to that release versus the full album.

I remember your past EP, lyrically, being a very collaborative writing process. Is that the case on this release?

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I feel a lot of live energy from these recordings; does playing shows impact your songwriting?

Beck: Yes, very collaborative in the sense that we all contribute lyrically, but we actually don’t work side by side together very often. Either one person will provide all the lyrics to a certain song, or we’ll collaborate, each person independently writing a different part. For example, in one of the songs, “See it Thru,” I came to the band with the music for the song and with lyrics for the chorus but not for the verses or bridge. Dennis wrote those lyrics and the song came out great. Dennis wrote all the lyrics for “My Part,” Anne wrote all the lyrics for “Conto Sem Fim.” I wrote “Weak Case.” I frequently wonder if listeners can tell a difference between what each of the three of us write. It seems really obvious to me but maybe it’s like when you get a haircut and you think you look totally different but most people don’t notice.

Barber: It is a siloed but collaborative process. I have learned more about what Anne and Jason will be open to or

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not. That has not necessarily kept me from bringing ideas that they would not, at least at first, be accepting of but I am aware that we all have to be comfortable with the performance and the outcome. I have also learned quite a bit about melody from Anne and Jason. Jason and I work together on the arrangement most of the time. As Jason said, I wonder if the audience can pick up on the nuances of our different writing styles...certainly for us it is obvious.

What have you learned as a band playing together these last few years?

Beck: I’ve learned that it’s okay to lean on these guys a little bit. Writing music is usually easier for me than lyrics, and I’ve learned that it’s okay to pass off the music to a song and let them work out the lyrics.

The biggest change in the writing process for me has been that now I write songs more for Anne’s voice. After a few years, I’ve gotten to know what she’s really going to be able to kill and I try to write to that.

Dos Santos: I can definitely see how we have all evolved in our crafts. I would say that we have grown in the way that we play together as well and that has been awesome to experience together as a band.

Barber: Once again, I have learned

about what Jason and Anne can do and what appeals to them. This has guided me in my writing. We have also grown and learned more about our specific role in the group. This has led to better communication and understanding. Our music has always been a bit pop and this new album, in my opinion, is digestible for a diverse range of people. Rhett and I have learned to work together on rhythm.

What are you hoping listeners glean from this album?

Beck: Someone once asked me what I hoped to get out doing this, the music. The only answer I could come with was “a good time.” So I suppose that’s what I hope the listener gets out of it.

Dos Santos: As for me, and not just for this album, I express myself unapologetically when I sing and I always hope the listener can feel that somehow. This is playtime and we always have fun playing together so ultimately I hope the listener will join the party. CS

MY MAIDEN NAME, SARA CLASH, SISTER SANDOZ El-Rocko Lounge Saturday, May 27, 9:30 p.m.

Free, 21+

MMM rock out at El-Rocko Lounge. They’ll play cuts from their new album on that stage this weekend.

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Best Scottish Pub!!

Molly MacPherson’s Scottish Pub & Grill

TUES: Open Mic 10pm

Richmond Hill WED: Trivia@7:30pm/Whiskey Wed. 8pm-Close ($4 whiskey shots) THURS: Ladies & Lassies Night (Wine, 3 Olives & Martini Specials) Live Music w/ Liv Annalise

FRI 5/26: The Sound Experiment SAT 5/27: Hitman Blues Band

FRI 5/26: Daniel B. Marshall

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MUSIC INTERVIEW David Murray, John Xarras, Andrew Sutphen, and Veronica Garcia-Melendez.

PHOTO BY ERICA COBB JARMAN

I know the songs are really good, and I work on them for hours. But for me to write that guitar part probably took 17 times longer than if Peter picked up the guitar and knew the melody I was going for. It’s so much smoother when anyone else in the band plays it.

I’m good at writing this stuff and Veronica and Dave structure it. Then it gets to Peter and it pretty much changes 180 degrees from there. Once I’m done writing, I’m pretty much out of the way after that.

This album is a dancier one.

Yeah, I got that arpeggiator and I think I learned how to sing, finally. We started as garage rock because I couldn’t sing very well, so I would just freak out onstage and people liked it. But now, we can actually perform these songs properly.

You’re working with House of Strut Records. What’s that partnership like?

STREET CLOTHES: SUPERAUTOMATICA

Disco and glam inspire local electro-rock band’s new album

BY ANNA CHANDLER

anna@connectsavannah.com

SINCE their 2014 formation, Savannah dance-rock band Street Clothes has endured lineup changes, breakups, and births to craft dance-pop for the vintageloving, glam-pop masses.

Adding longtime producer Peter Mavrogeorgis on bass and John Xarras on guitar, the band has elevated their captivating live show and is ready to throw down at this weekend in celebration of a new album.

Superautomatica hits the internet this week, and the band plans to release vinyl in the near future. We talked to vocalist Andrew Sutphen about arpeggiator magic, girls in cults, and the band’s big plans.

What did you have in mind for the sound of this record?

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With this record, two things happened. I got one of those Microkorg arpeggiators, and I went through a couple bad breakups and did the thing where you lock yourself in your apartment and write an album. I did it in a month or so; I had eight demos 88 that were pretty close to what is on the

record except they’re terribly recorded and I played all the instruments on them.

I brought them to the band and Peter [Mavrogeorgis], and it was kind of an amazing thing because the band was kind of broken up at that point.

Really?

Yeah. We were fighting all the time. We were supposed to go on a tour that didn’t happen for various reasons.

I had a lot of months where we weren’t practicing and I wasn’t sure I was going to even had a band, so I had to write an album. This album is geared more toward dance. We found our sound, and it was different than the first record.

I wrote the record, emailed the band, and they didn’t respond for a week. Then [keyboardist] Veronica [Garcia-Melendez], my harshest critic, called me at like 3 a.m. and was like, ‘This is amazing, it’s so good.’

Wwe all got back together in the studio.

So it was really cool—we were essentially broken up and the record saved everybody.

You’ve been through some lineup changes in the last year. Did those happen around the “breakup” time?

That definitely was a part of it. We’ve had so many lineup changes, but me, Veronica, Dave [Murray], and Peter were always a part of it, from day one, with Peter producing us. We didn’t have a bass player for a while, so Veronica was playing bass. Then we didn’t have a keyboard player!

Austin left because he wanted to go solo and record his own album, and Jimmy had a kid. It was all at the same time.

Then John Xarras, the manager of Les Racquet and a phenomenal jazz-trained guitar player, was recommended to us and fit immediately.

Peter, somehow we conned him into playing bass for us. Every time we play, he makes tweaks and we sound better—it’s like having a producer right there!

So, you record all the instruments on the demo, hand those off in-studio, and go to the mic. What’s that like?

There’s this line from a record—I think it’s on the back of Hunky Dory—it says something like, “This person plays piano due to my lack of ability.”

That’s how it is for me. I can sit in my room in my little apartment studio and record stuff that I think is really good, and

We’re going to put out this record through them, but before we do that, we’re putting out the record on the interweb. Then after that, we’re planning on doing one of House of Strut’s “Live at House of Strut” vinyls.

That’s the next idea. It would be “Debbie Harry” and “…..”

I’m really excited to do vinyl this time.

Let’s talk about lyrical inspiration.

There’s a song on the album called “Girlfriend in a Cult,” and that’s a true story.

There was a situation where I was in New Orleans and Veronica drove out in a day’s notice and met me there and rescued me. It was one of the nicest things any friend has ever done for me. I came back and was like, “I’m going to lock myself in my apartment and write about this.” Though all the songs aren’t about that situation, they were all inspired by that, and every line of [“Girlfriend in a Cult”] is absolutely true.

Planning on touring anytime soon?

There’s so much going on—Erica [Cobb Jarman of House of Strut] is really kicking ass right now and being a real force to be reckoned with, so that’s amazing.

We’re just excited to put out this record finally and do it properly with artwork and make it beautiful like a real band.

El-Rocko, I’m fairly certain, will be the best show to date—the most badass disco show we’ve put on yet. CS

STREET CLOTHES ALBUM RELEASE PARTY WITH PRIME REAL ESTATE AND FAT SUN El-Rocko Lounge Friday, May 26, 9 p.m.

Free, 21+

Molly Hatchet

Coming to The Stage!

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Concert Schedule Available @ www.StageOnBay.com

Doors: 7:00 pm / Show: 8:00 pm

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The Wailers Band Wednesday, June 28th

The Temptations Revue featuring Nate Evans Saturday, July 1st

JJ Grey & Mofro Thursday, July 20th !

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Micro Wrestling Federation Wednesday, May 31st

Doors: 6:30 pm / Show: 8:30 pm

Changes in Latitude

Jimmy Buffett Tribute Band

Friday, June 2nd

Doors: 7:00 pm / Show: 8:00 pm

Donna The Buffalo Friday, August 18th

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BY ANNA CHANDLER anna@connectsavannah.com

‘70s Southern Rockers Molly Hatchet hit The Stage on Bay with fresh energy.

The Jacksonville band released their debut album on Epic Records in 1978, shooting to the top of the charts. Flirtin’ With Disaster followed, and the title track became a legendary hit for the band. A mix of Lynyrd Skynyrd-style grit and hard rock edge kept fans around through many lineup changes.

Currently, the band features original member Dave Hlubek on lead and rhythm guitar and backing vocals, John Galvin on keyboards, Bobby Ingram on rhythm and lead guitar, Phil McCormack on lead vocals, Tim Lindsey on bass, and Sawn Beamer on drums.

Blackfoot, who were a Southern Rock gateway drug for many before adopting a more hard rock-oriented sound, join the bill, throwing down hits like “Train, Train” and “Highway Song.”

FRIDAY, MAY 26, DOORS AT 7 P.M., SHOW AT 8 P.M., $29-45, ALL-AGES

COREY CHAMBERS JAZZ BAND

MOLLY HATCHET

MOLLY HATCHET, BLACKFOOT @THE STAGE ON BAY

THE GRAND GESTURES

THE GRAND GESTURES, CORY CHAMBERS JAZZ BAND @THE JINX Savannah super-group The Grand Gestures is back! The Gestures have lost a member since Accomplices fiddle player Colleen Heine and husband Zach Smith moved away, but City Hotel’s Aaron Zimmer, Velvet Caravan’s Jared Hall, Anders Thomsen, Chris Fullerton, and Ryan Stanford remain a mighty force of honky-tonk/Americana/ country to be reckoned with.

Cory Chambers Jazz Band—City Hotel’s Chambers on guitar and vocals, Amy Drew of Miss Amy’s School of Music on clarinet, City Hotel’s Jay Rudd on bass and vocals and Stanley Walls on trumpet—join in the showcase of local love with hot jazz and blues.

SATURDAY, MAY 27, 9 P.M., $$, 21+

Keep it cool this weekend with Laiken Love and her band. The Savannah songstress will serenade with soul, funk, R&B, jazz, and rock favorites while her audience enjoys a dip in the Andaz pool.

Bring the whole family!

DJ TreStyle Moore will hit the decks when the band’s off-duty and keep the party going.

SUNDAY, MAY 28, 1 P.M., FREE, ALL-AGES

THE JOSH BRANNON BAND @BARRELHOUSE SOUTH

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LAIKEN LOVE

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LAIKEN LOVE & FELLOWSHIP OF LOVE @ANDAZ SAVANNAH

Modern country troubadour John Brannon brings his band to Barrelhouse South this weekend. Fans of Chris Stapleton and Jamey Johnson will enjoy Myrtle Beach-based Brannon’s honest lyrics, warm melodies, and rootsy influences.

The band released an album in 2016, Neon Lights, which boasted the hit single “Always Home.”

THURSDAY, MAY 25, 9:30 P.M., FREE, 21+

WEDNESDAY 5.24 LIVE MUSIC

Barrelhouse South Ben Lewis, 9:30 p.m.

Bay Street Blues Hitman Blues Band, 9 p.m.

Bayou Cafe Thomas Claxton, 9 p.m.

Boomy’s Eric Culberson Band, 10 p.m.

CO/Savannah Cocktail Company VuDu Cocktail Acoustic Open Mic Night, 7 p.m. coffee deli Acoustic Jam, 7 p.m.

El-Rocko Lounge Pope Paul and the Illegals, 9:30 p.m.

Five Oaks Taproom Eric Britt, 8 p.m.

Jazz’d Tapas Bar Ricky Standard, 7:30 p.m.

Kevin Barry’s Irish Pub Live Music Lizzy’s Tequila Bar and Grill Savannah Leigh Bassett, 7 p.m.

Molly MacPherson’s Scottish Pub (Pooler) Daniel Marshall, 9 p.m.

PS Tavern Trivia, 7 p.m.

Rachael’s 1190 Jeremy Riddle, 10 p.m.

The Sandbar Open Mic, 9 p.m.

SEED Eco Lounge Latin Music Night, 9 p.m.

Tree House Wobble Wednesday Vic’s on The River Jimmy Frushon The Warehouse Jubal Kane, 8 p.m.

Wild Wing Cafe Brandon Reeves, 5 p.m.

The Wormhole Open Mic, 9 p.m.

TRIVIA & GAMES

The Chromatic Dragon Geeky Trivia Night, 8 p.m.

Dub’s Pub Trivia, 7:30 p.m.

The Jinx Rock n Roll Bingo, 10 p.m.

Rachael’s 1190 Team Trivia, 8:45 p.m.

Tailgate Sports Bar and Grill Trivia, 9:30 p.m.

Tubby’s Tank House (Thunderbolt) Tubby’s Trivia, 7 p.m.

World of Beer Trivia, 7 p.m.

KARAOKE

Club One Karaoke, 9:30 p.m.

Hercules Bar & Grill Karaoke, 9 p.m.

Little Lucky’s Karaoke McDonough’s Karaoke, 9 p.m.

Mediterranean Tavern Karaoke hosted by K-Rawk, 8 p.m.

Wet Willie’s Karaoke, 9 p.m.

COMEDY

Totally Awesome Bar Weird Wednesdays Open Mic Comedy, 9 p.m.

DJ

Little Lucky’s Live DJ SEED Eco Lounge DJ Cesar, 10 p.m.

THURSDAY 5.25 LIVE MUSIC

Barrelhouse South Josh Brannon Band, 10 p.m.

Bay Street Blues Hitman Blues Band, 9 p.m.

Bayou Cafe Eric Culberson Band, 9 p.m.

Billy’s Place at McDonough’s Nancy Witt (piano and vocals), 6 p.m.

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El-Rocko Lounge Louie Louie, Jeff Zagers, 9:30 p.m.

Fannie’s on the Beach Christy and Butch, 8 p.m.

Jazz’d Tapas Bar Cory Chambers Duo, 7:30 p.m.

The Jinx The Get Down, 10 p.m.

Kevin Barry’s Irish Pub Live Music Lizzy’s Tequila Bar and Grill Brian Bazemore, 7 p.m.

Molly MacPherson’s Scottish Pub (Richmond Hill) Liv Annalise Service Brewing Company Qwister, 5:30 p.m.

Tailgate Sports Bar and Grill Open Mic, 9 p.m.

Totally Awesome Bar DJ Basik Lee, 10 p.m.

Tubby’s Tank House (Thunderbolt) General Patton and the Heads of State, 6 p.m.

Vic’s on The River Jimmy Frushon Wild Wing Cafe Bucky & Barry, 5 p.m.

Wild Wing Cafe (Pooler) Tell Scarlett, 7:30 p.m.

The Wormhole Open Mic, 6 p.m.

TRIVIA & GAMES

The Britannia British Pub Trivia, 7:30 p.m.

McDonough’s Trivia, 7:30 p.m.

Mediterranean Tavern Butt Naked Trivia with Kowboi, 7 p.m.

Melody’s Coastal Cafe and Sandbar Cantina Trivia Pour Larry’s Explicit Trivia, 10 p.m.

Totally Awesome Bar 80s and 90s Karaoke, 8 p.m.

Tybee Island Social Club Trivia, 7:30 p.m.

KARAOKE

Applebee’s Karaoke, 9 p.m.

Blueberry Hill Trivia and Karaoke, 7 p.m.

The Chromatic Dragon Karaoke Night, 9 p.m.

Club One Karaoke, 9:30 p.m.

Doodles Karaoke, 9 p.m.

Flashback Karaoke, 8 p.m.

Jukebox Bar & Grill Karaoke & Throwback Jams, 8 p.m.

Little Lucky’s Karaoke McDonough’s Karaoke, 9 p.m.

Mediterranean Tavern Karaoke, 8 p.m.

PS Tavern Karaoke Rachael’s 1190 Karaoke, 9:30 p.m.

Rusty Rudders Tap House Karaoke Savannah’s Music City Bar and Grill Karaoke, 8 p.m.

World of Beer Karaoke, 9 p.m.

DJ

Congress Street Social Club DJ Basik Lee, 10 p.m.

The Jinx Live DJ, 10 p.m.

Little Lucky’s Live DJ Mediterranean Tavern DJ Kirby Rusty Rudders Tap House DJ Tap SEED Eco Lounge DJ Cesar, 10 p.m.

BAR & CLUB EVENTS

Club One Drag Show, 10:30 p.m.

SEED Eco Lounge Daas Unterground Thursdays, 10 p.m.

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FRIDAY 5.26 LIVE MUSIC

Barrelhouse South Displace, Cranford Hollow, 10 p.m.

Bayou Cafe Thomas Claxton, Jon Lee and the Hextones, 8 p.m.

Billy’s Place at McDonough’s Nancy Witt (piano and vocals), 6 p.m.

Casimir’s Lounge Tradewinds, 9 p.m.

Club Elan Ying Yang Twins, 9 p.m.

Coach’s Corner Departure: The Ultimate Journey Tribute Band Congress Street Social Club Trae Pierce and the T-Stones, 10:30 p.m.

Dockside Seafood Bluegrass Happy Hour, 4 p.m.

El-Rocko Lounge Street Clothes, Prime Real Estate, Bad Sun, 9:30 p.m.

Jazz’d Tapas Bar The Train Wrecks, 9 p.m.

The Jinx Cusses, Baby Baby, Machine Dreams, 10 p.m.

Kevin Barry’s Irish Pub Live Music Lizzy’s Tequila Bar and Grill Matt Eckstine, 7 p.m.

Molly MacPherson’s Scottish Pub The Sound Experiment, 10 p.m.

Molly MacPherson’s Scottish Pub (Pooler) Tell Scarlet, 9 p.m.

Molly MacPherson’s Scottish Pub (Richmond Hill) Daniel B. Marshall The Rail Pub Willie Jackson Blues, 7 p.m.

Rancho Alegre Cuban Restaurant Jody Espina Trio, 6:30 p.m.

Ruth’s Chris Steak House David Duckworth, 8 p.m.

Savannah’s Music City Bar and Grill Live Music The Stage on Bay Molly Hatchet, Blackfoot, 8 p.m.

Taste of India Don Read, 6:30 p.m.

The Tybee Post Theater Rockabilly Beach Bash, 8 p.m.

Tijuana Flats Gary Strickland Tybee Post Theater Rockabilly Beach Bash, 8 p.m.

Vic’s on The River Diana Rogers Wild Wing Cafe Christy Alan Band, Bill Hodgson, The New High, 5 p.m.

Wild Wing Cafe (Pooler) Voodoo Soup, 9:30 p.m.

The Wormhole Henry D, Evan Gamble Lewis, Obamabo, Danny Digital, 9 p.m.

TRIVIA & GAMES

Coach’s Corner Trivia, Movies & Music Trivia, 8 p.m.

KARAOKE

Bay Street Blues Karaoke, 8 p.m.

Blueberry Hill Karaoke, 7 p.m.

The Islander Karaoke, 10 p.m.

Little Lucky’s Karaoke McDonough’s Karaoke, 9 p.m.

Rachael’s 1190 Karaoke, 9:30 p.m.

Sunny’s Lounge Karaoke, 9 p.m.

Tailgate Sports Bar and Grill Karaoke/DJ, 10:30 p.m.

DJ

Club 309 West DJ Zay Doubles Nightclub DJ Sam Diamond, 8 p.m.

El-Rocko Lounge DJ D-Frost Hercules Bar & Grill DJ Little Lucky’s Live DJ Rusty Rudders Tap House DJ Tap SEED Eco Lounge DJ C-Rok, 10 p.m.

Tree House DJ Phive Star

BAR & CLUB EVENTS

Abe’s on Lincoln DJ Doc Ock, 9 p.m.

Club One Drag Show PS Tavern 80s and Ladies

SATURDAY 5.27 LIVE MUSIC

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Barrelhouse South The Heavy Pets, C2, The Brothers Reed, 9 p.m.

Bayou Cafe Thomas Claxton, Ben Keiser Band, 8 p.m.

Billy’s Place at McDonough’s Nancy Witt (piano and vocals), 6 p.m.

Casimir’s Lounge Jackson Evans Trio, 9 p.m.

Club Elan Etc!Etc!, Meaux Green, 9 p.m.

Coach’s Corner Bounty Hunter Congress Street Social Club Charlie Fog, 10:30 p.m.

El-Rocko Lounge My Maiden Name, Sara Clash, Sister Sandoz, 9:30 p.m.

Jazz’d Tapas Bar Fundamentals, 9 p.m.

The Jinx Grand Gestures, Cory Chambers Jazz Band, 10 p.m.

Kevin Barry’s Irish Pub Live Music Lizzy’s Tequila Bar and Grill Justin Morris, 7 p.m.

Molly MacPherson’s Scottish Pub Hitman, 10 p.m.

Molly McGuire’s 2 da Hard Way, 7 p.m.

North Beach Grill Willie Jackson Blues, 6 p.m.

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Duckworth & Alisha Duckworth Rancho Alegre Cuban Restaurant Jody Espina Trio, 6:30 p.m.

Savannah’s Music City Bar and Grill Live Music Tybee Island Social Club Matt Eckstine, 8 p.m.

Vic’s on The River Diana Rogers Wild Wing Cafe Jason Courtenay Duo, U-Phonik, Mighty Midi, Bill Hodgson, 1 p.m.

Wild Wing Cafe (Pooler) Brandon Shane Reeves, 9:30 p.m.

KARAOKE

Applebee’s Karaoke, 10 p.m.

Bay Street Blues Karaoke, 8 p.m.

Doodles Karaoke, 9 p.m.

The Islander Karaoke, 10 p.m.

Jukebox Bar & Grill Karaoke & Throwback Jams, 8 p.m.

Little Lucky’s Karaoke McDonough’s Karaoke, 9 p.m.

Melody’s Coastal Cafe and Sandbar Cantina Karaoke, 8 p.m.

Rachael’s 1190 Karaoke, 9:30 p.m.

COMEDY

Savannah Coffee Roasters Odd Lot Improv: Saturday Shenanigans, 8 p.m.

DJ

Doubles Nightclub DJ Sam Diamond, 8 p.m.

Little Lucky’s Live DJ Rusty Rudders Tap House DJ Tap SEED Eco Lounge DJ Pieces, 10 p.m.

Tree House DJ Phive Star

BAR & CLUB EVENTS

Club One Drag Show, 10:30 p.m.

The Wormhole Sex and Candy 2, 10 p.m.

SUNDAY 5.28 LIVE MUSIC

17 Hundred 90 Restaurant Gail Thurmond, 6:30 p.m.

Bayou Cafe Don Coyer, 9 p.m.

Coach’s Corner Music to Remember: Alzheimer’s Association ‘Dancing with the Stars’ Benefit Congress Street Social Club Voodoo Soup, 10:30 p.m.

Jazz’d Tapas Bar Josephine Johnson, 7 p.m.

Kevin Barry’s Irish Pub Live Music Lizzy’s Tequila Bar and Grill Matt Eckstine, 7 p.m.

McDonough’s Lip Sync Summer Series Battles, 7 p.m.

The Olde Pink House Eddie Wilson The Sentient Bean Riptop & Chase, 8 p.m.

Tybee Island Social Club Sunday Bluegrass Brunch, noon Vic’s on The River Jimmy Frushon The Warehouse Thomas Claxton, 8 p.m.

Wild Wing Cafe Bucky & Barry, Tell Scarlett, 1 p.m.

TRIVIA & GAMES

Tailgate Sports Bar and Grill Trivia, 9:30 p.m.

KARAOKE

Club One Karaoke, 9:30 p.m.

McDonough’s Karaoke, 9 p.m.

Tailgate Sports Bar and Grill Karaoke/DJ, 10:30 p.m.

DJ

Boomy’s DJ Basik Lee, 10 p.m.

BAR & CLUB EVENTS

Exclusives Bar & Grille Open Mic Poetry Night, 7 p.m.

MONDAY 5.29 LIVE MUSIC

Abe’s on Lincoln Open Mic, 9 p.m.

Bayou Cafe David Harbuck, 9 p.m.

Cohen’s Retreat Monday Munchies and Music, 5:30 p.m.

Kevin Barry’s Irish Pub Live Music Rachael’s 1190 Open Mic Night, 8 p.m.

Vic’s on The River Jimmy Frushon Wild Wing Cafe Eric Britt, 5 p.m.

The Wormhole Open Mic, 8 p.m., Open Mic, 6 p.m.

TRIVIA & GAMES

Blowin’ Smoke Southern Cantina Team Trivia, 7:30 p.m.

The Britannia British Pub Bingo, 8 p.m.

McDonough’s Trivia, 7:30 p.m.

Molly MacPherson’s Scottish Pub (Pooler) Bingo

KARAOKE

Boomy’s Karaoke, 10 p.m.

Club One Karaoke, 9:30 p.m.

Little Lucky’s Karaoke McDonough’s Karaoke, 9 p.m.

Wet Willie’s Karaoke, 9 p.m.

COMEDY

Molly MacPherson’s Scottish Pub Molly Mondays, 10:30 p.m.

SEED Eco Lounge DJ Pieces, 10 p.m.

TUESDAY 5.30 LIVE MUSIC

Bay Street Blues Ben Keiser Band, 9 p.m.

Bayou Cafe Jam Night with Eric Culberson, 9 p.m.

Foxy Loxy Cafe Acoustic Tuesday with Britt Scott & Charlotte Berg, 7 p.m.

Jazz’d Tapas Bar Jason Bible, 7 p.m.

The Jinx Hip-Hop Night, 11 p.m.

Kevin Barry’s Irish Pub Live Music, ongoing Lizzy’s Tequila Bar and Grill Ray Tomasino, 7 p.m.

Molly MacPherson’s Scottish Pub Open Mic, 9 p.m.

Molly MacPherson’s Scottish Pub (Pooler) Open Mic Nickie’s 1971 Open Mic hosted by Willie Jackson, 8 p.m.

Vic’s on The River Jimmy Frushon The Warehouse Hitman Blues Band, 8 p.m.

TRIVIA & GAMES

Basil’s Pizza and Deli Trivia, 7 p.m.

Coach’s Corner Trivia, 8 p.m.

CoCo’s Sunset Grille Trivia, 7 p.m.

Congress Street Social Club Trivia, 10 p.m.

Fia Rua Irish Pub Trivia, 7:3010 p.m.

Mediterranean Tavern Battle of The Sexes Game, 9 p.m.

Mellow Mushroom Trivia, 7:30 p.m.

Savannah Taphouse Trivia, 7 p.m.

Wild Wing Cafe (Pooler) Trivia, 9 p.m.

The Wormhole Trivia, 10:30 p.m.

KARAOKE

Blueberry Hill Karaoke, 7 p.m.

Club One Karaoke, 9:30 p.m.

McDonough’s Karaoke, 9 p.m.

The Rail Pub Karaoke, 9 p.m.

Wet Willie’s Karaoke, 9 p.m.

COMEDY

Chuck’s Bar Comedy Open Mic, 9:30 p.m.

DJ

SEED Eco Lounge DJ C-Rok, 10 p.m.

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The Jinx DJ Lucky Bastard, 10 p.m.

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Abe’s on Lincoln 17 Lincoln St. 912-349-0525 abesonlincoln.com

Barrelhouse South 125 W. Congress St. 912-662-5576 barrelhousesouth.com

Basil’s Pizza and Deli 216 Johnny Mercer Blvd.

Wilmington Island 912-897-6400 basilsonline.com

Bay Street Blues 17 E. Bay St. 912-236-6655

Bayou Cafe 14 N. Abercorn St. 912-233-6411 bayousavannah.com

Billy’s Place at McDonough’s 20 E. Perry St. 912-231-9049 billysplacesavannah.com

Blowin’ Smoke Southern Cantina 1611 Habersham St. 912-231-2385 blowinsmokesavannah.com

Blueberry Hill 546 Dean Forest Rd. 964-8401

Boomy’s 409 W. Congress St. 912-436-6660 boomysbar.com

The Britannia British Pub 140 Johnny Mercer Blvd.

Wilmington Island 912-898-4257

Casimir’s Lounge 700 Drayton St.

912-721-5002 mansiononforsythpark.com

The Chromatic Dragon 514 MLK Jr. Blvd.

912-289-0350 chromaticdragon.com

Chuck’s Bar 305 W. River St. 912-232-1005

Club 309 West 309 W. River St. 912-236-1901 club309west.com

Club Elan 301 Williamson St. Savannah-Downtown Club One 1 Jefferson St. 912-232-0200 clubone-online.com

CO/Savannah Cocktail Company 10 Whitaker Street 912.234.5375 www.eatatco.com/

Coach’s Corner 3016 E. Victory Dr. 912-352-2933 coachs.net

CoCo’s Sunset Grille 1 Old U.S. Hwy. 80 Tybee Island 912-786-7810 cocostybee.com

coffee deli 4517 Habersham St.

912-352-7818 savannahcoffeedeli.com

Cohen’s Retreat 5715 Skidaway Rd. Savannah-Midtown Congress Street Social Club 411 W. Congress St. 912-238-1985 congressstreetsocialclub.com

Dockside Seafood 201 West River St. Savannah-Downtown 912-233-3810

Mediterranean Tavern 125 Foxfield Way Pooler 912-988-1052

Mellow Mushroom 11 W. Liberty St. 912-495-0705 mellowmushroom.com

Melody’s Coastal Cafe and Sandbar Cantina 2518 Hwy 17 Richmond Hill

Doodles 586 S. Columbia Ave. Rincon

912-459-6357 melscoastalcafe.com

Doubles Nightclub 7100 Abercorn St.

912-239-9600 macphersonspub.com

912-295-2536

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Dub’s Pub 225 W. River St.

(912) 200-3652 dubspubriverstreet.com

El-Rocko Lounge 117 Whitaker St. 912-495-5808

Exclusives Bar & Grille 2003 Greenwood Street 912-695-2116

Molly MacPherson’s Scottish Pub 311 W. Congress St. Molly MacPherson’s Scottish Pub (Pooler) 110 Towne Center Dr. Pooler 912-348-3200 macphersonspub.com

Molly MacPherson’s Scottish Pub (Richmond Hill) 3742 US-17 Richmond Hill Molly McGuire’s 216 Johnny Mercer Boulevard Wilmington Island

Fannie’s on the Beach 1613 Strand Ave. Tybee Island

912-898-0852 liveoakstore.com/mollymcguires

Fia Rua Irish Pub 10132 Ford Ave. Richmond Hill

912-786-4444

912-786-6109 fanniesonthebeach.com

912-459-4160 fiaruairishpub.com

Five Oaks Taproom 201 W. Bay St. 912-236-4440 fiveoakstaproom.com

Flashback 10010-B Ford Ave. Richmond Hill 912-428-1643

Foxy Loxy Cafe 1919 Bull St. 912-401-0543 foxyloxycafe.com

Hercules Bar & Grill 2500 Dean Forest Rd. 912-966-5790

Nickie’s 1971 1513 Butler Ave. Tybee Island North Beach Grill 33 Meddin Dr. Tybee Island

912-786-4442 www.northbeachbarandgrill.net/

The Olde Pink House 23 Abercorn St.

912-232-4286 www.plantersinnsavannah.com

Pour Larry’s 206 W. St. Julian St. 912-232-5778

PS Tavern 11 W. Bay St. 912-495-5145

Rachael’s 1190 1190 King George Blvd.

912-920-7772 rachaels1190.com

The Islander 301 Johnny Mercer Blvd.

Wilmington Island

The Rail Pub 405 W. Congress St.

Jazz’d Tapas Bar 52 Barnard St.

Rancho Alegre Cuban Restaurant 402 MLK Jr. Blvd.

The Jinx 127 W. Congress St.

Rusty Rudders Tap House 303 W. River St.

Jukebox Bar & Grill 3741 US Hwy 17 Ste 500 Richmond Hill

Ruth’s Chris Steak House 111 W. Bay St.

Kevin Barry’s Irish Pub 117 West River St.

The Sandbar 1512 Butler Ave. Tybee Island

912-897-6137

912-236-7777 www.jazzdsavannah.com

912-236-2281

912-756-6997

912-233-9626 www.kevinbarrys.com

912-238-1311 therailpub.com/

912-292-1656 ranchoalegrecuban.com

912-944-6302

912-721-4800 ruthschris.com

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Little Lucky’s 6 Gateway Blvd. E.

Savannah Coffee Roasters 215 West Liberty Street

Lizzy’s Tequila Bar and Grill 417 East River St.

Savannah Taphouse 125 E. Broughton St.

912-925-1119

912-341-8897

McDonough’s 21 E. McDonough St.

912-233-6136 mcdonoughssavannah.com

(912) 238-2426

912-201-8277 savannahtaphouse.com

Savannah’s Music City Bar and Grill 65 Fairmont Ave. Savannah-Southside

SEED Eco Lounge 39 Montgomery St.

912-349-5100

The Sentient Bean 13 E. Park Ave. 912-232-4447 sentientbean.com

Service Brewing Company 574 Indian Street Savannah-Downtown The Stage on Bay 1200 West Bay St. Savannah-Downtown savconcerts.com

Sunny’s Lounge 5630 Ogeechee Rd. 912-234-6628

Tailgate Sports Bar and Grill 11215 Abercorn St. 912-921-2269

Taste of India 401 Mall Blvd.

912-356-1020

The Tybee Post Theater 10 Van Horne Ave. Tybee Island 912-472-4790

Tijuana Flats 1800 E. Victory Dr. 912-344-9111 tijuanaflats.com

Totally Awesome Bar 107 B Whitaker St. 912-495-5945

Tree House 309 W. St. Julian St.

912-239-0095 treehousesavannah.com

Tubby’s Tank House (Thunderbolt) 2909 River Dr. Thunderbolt 912-354-9040 www.liveoakstore.com/tubbysthunderbolt

Tybee Island Social Club 1311 Butler Ave. Tybee Island 912-472-4044 tybeeislandsocialclub.com

Tybee Post Theater 10 Van Horn

912-633-1099 www.tybeeposttheater.org

Vic’s on The River 26 E. Bay St. 912-721-1000 vicsontheriver.com

The Warehouse 18 E. River St.

912-234-6003 thewarehousebarandgrille.com

Wet Willie’s 101 E. River St. 912-233-5650 wetwillies.com

Wild Wing Cafe 27 Barnard St. 912-790-9464 wildwingcafe.com

Wild Wing Cafe (Pooler) 417 Pooler Pkwy.

Pooler 912-208-3700 wildwingcafe.com

World of Beer 112 W. Broughton St. 912-443-1515 worldofbeer.com

The Wormhole 2307 Bull St. 912-713-2855 wormholebar.com

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CULTURE THE ART•BEAT OF SAVANNAH

William Wegman’s Weimaraners

‘Improved Photographs’ at Jepson spans artist’s career

BY RACHAEL FLORA

rachael@connectsavannah.com

MAY 24-30, 2017

AS EVERY pet owner knows, one of the joys of having an animal is taking endless pictures of them. Every position, every funny face, every tender moment—each requires its own photograph.

It’s easy now that we have smartphones basically attached to our hands, but back when William Wegman started photographing his beloved Weimaraners, there was a lot more work involved.

Fans of Sesame Street in the ‘90s might remember Wegman’s dogs on the show, wearing clothes and performing human acts, like counting or changing gasoline in a car.

Wegman’s current exhibition at the Jepson Center, “William Wegman: Improved Photographs,” includes both videos and photographs of his dogs, as well as other past and current work Wegman has done.

When Wegman adopted his infamous dog, Man Ray, in 1970, his photo and video career had just begun. Man Ray would hang out at the studio, so Wegman started to shoot him doing different things.

Wegman eventually adopted another Weimaraner, Fay Ray, and the love affair with the breed grew from there.

“The thing about the Weimaraners is that they’ve turned into people, but they’ve also turned into categories of other dogs,” notes Wegman. “Creatures, landscapes, toys—they’ve mutated into different things.”

But the question remains: why Weimaraners?

“They like doing it, they’re still, they’re grey,” Wegman says. “Those three things, 94 basically. Other dogs would be sort of very

specific, like, ‘Oh, that’s a Lab, that’s a Collie.’ A Weimaraner is like a ghost. It’s a grey shadow.”

Indeed, with much of Wegman’s work, particularly in video, the dog assumes a different, humane identity.

The dogs wear anything from chef coats to ball gowns and have the arms of a human, mostly Wegman’s assistant Jason, coming from behind.

“The tall dog is sitting on a stool, and the dog is in a shirt, which is packed out with a vest we put on the dog,” Wegman explains.

“The sleeves are cut open and people are hiding behind.”

Were any dogs resistant to this practice?

“Yeah, and then I didn’t make them,” shrugs Wegman. “You don’t want to do it?

Fine. Every dog is different. One dog was really good with hats; another dog was not good with hats.”

While the dogs provide a fun highlight of the show, there’s a lot more to see in “Improved Photographs.”

“Rachel [Reese, Associate Curator of Modern and Contemporary Art] had the idea of making a show about things that involved my hand,” explains Wegman.

“The title of the show is from a portfolio I did, and what had happened was I got a new camera and didn’t quite know how to use it. I ended up taking some not-so-good pictures. Rather than throw them away, I tried to improve them.”

That meant drawing faces on a low-res photo of rocks, or turning a dog into a cat.

Much of the work in the exhibition have this sort of post-editing in them—some of Wegman’s latest work involves a postcard that he’s drawn on to make it funnier.

Wegman’s sense of humor is evident in each piece in the show, making this exhibition refreshingly funny. “Improved Photographs” will remain up at the Jepson through August 13. CS

Clockwise from top, William Wegman: ‘Eye-on’, 1997; ‘Ray Cat,’ 1979; ‘Lobby Abstract,’ 2015; Fay/Sesame St. ©WILLIAM WEGMAN, COURTESY SPERONE WESTWATER GALLERY, NEW YORK.

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OPENINGS & RECEPTIONS

BIKES IN PRINT — Mike Dale presents his linocuts of bicycles. May 29-July 30. foxyloxycafe.com. Foxy Loxy Cafe, 1919 Bull St. BOHEMIAN BOTANICAL — Displaying an arrangement of styles and mediums, Bohemian Botanicals showcases flora as imagined by Marilyn Sparks, Barbara Northrup, Martha Olson, Jeannine Cook, Hayley Gaberlavage, Tori Anderson, Anna Fox Ryan, and Leah Lopez. May 26-June 15. The Grand Bohemian Gallery, 700 Drayton St. FILM: HER + HIM — Akram Zaatari’s film “Her + Him” tells the story of Egyptian studio photographer Van Leo and a woman known only as Nadia, who entered Studio Van Leo in 1957 and asked to be photographed in the nude. The film explores the entire series of the images, which documents Nadia undressing in 12 poses, and also includes an in-depth interview with Van Leo about conventions related to his work. May 26-Sep. 10. Jepson Center for the Arts, 207 West York St. GENERATION — This exhibition brings together two generations of Iraqi-Canadian women artists--mother Sawsan Al Saraf and her daughters Tamara and Sundus Abdul Hadi--offering a dialogue between their artworks as to how three members of the same family respond artistically to complex themes. May 26-Sep. 10. Jepson Center for the Arts, 207 West York St.

CONTINUING EXHIBITS 14 YEARS OF AN ASKEW VIEW — This year celebrates 14 years of Albano showing her work at the Gallery Espresso, the first being “An Askew View”, that was displayed May of 2003. Through June 1. Gallery Espresso, 234 Bull St. FRAN THOMAS AND DONNA BOUCHILLON — Two local painters, Fran Thomas and Donna Bouchillon, exhibit their work. Through June 30. Hospice Savannah, 1352 Eisenhower Dr. GESTURE STUDIES — Rubi McGrory explores and illustrates simple acts of kindness in the show inspired by signs at recent marches and protests demanding kindness and compassion. Beetnix Superfoods & Juice Bar, 18 East Broughton St. GOD AND MODERN MAN — What is the relationship between God and modern man?

Through Oct. 15. Beach Institute, 502 E. Harris St. THE INTERRUPTED BEAUTIES — Much as life can force unexpected changes to one’s goals and plans, putting pressure on the cut lines in Farnaz K. Jahani’s three-dimensional

artwork forces them to break apart the surface and interrupt the audience’s vision. Through May 28. Location Gallery, 417 Whitaker St. JIM CONE — Savannah’s Picasso hosts this exhibition featuring over 100 works, including “Tybee Nudes” and “Street People.” Through June 25. 24e, 24 E. Broughton St. KAHLIL GABRAN AND THE FEMININE DIVINE — Renowned for his literary masterpiece “The Prophet,” LebaneseAmerican artist and ‘Bohemian Botanical’ opens with a reception this Friday 4:30-8 p.m. writer Kahlil Gabran beat the Grand Bohemian Gallery inside Mansion on Forsyth. gan experimenting with the visual arts at a young reinforced the connection to Savannah by age. Telfair Museums proudly boasts the including exhibits featuring Ocean Steamship largest public collection of visual art by Kahlil Company of Savannah ships sunk in both Gibran in the United States. Jepson Center world wars by German submarines. Through for the Arts, 207 West York St. Oct. 15. Ships of The Sea Museum, 41 Martin LA MEMOIRE DE TERRE — This collection of photos by Jason B. James explores memories evoked by food. Through May 28.

Foxy Loxy Cafe, 1919 Bull St. LAW AND MUSIC — Content from W. W. Law’s music, book, periodical, and photograph collections, and includes interactive activities designed to introduce children to the math and science concepts embedded in music. Through Jan. 1, 2018. Beach Institute, 502 E. Harris St. NEAL SLAVIN: GROUPS IN AMERICA — Neal Slavin is a celebrated photographer well known for his keen portraits of various groups of people in the United States and abroad. This installation comes from a portfolio of 15 photographs from 1979; the portfolio is a significant gift to Telfair’s contemporary photography collection and will be on view in its entirety for the first time.

Through June 9. Jepson Center for the Arts, 207 West York St. OBJECTIFIED: STILL LIFES FROM THE PERMANENT COLLECTION — Objectified considers the traditional genre of still life as represented in the works of Telfair Museums’ permanent collection. Through June 11.

Telfair Academy of Arts and Sciences, 121 Barnard St. PROPAGANDA OF WAR — The posters, designed and realized by Wendy Melton, the Curator of Exhibits and Education, retain the style and flavor of historic referents, which are included in the exhibition. Wendy has

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BY MARIA WHITEWAY arrangements from high-tops tables with acommonconnoisseur.com stools and couch nooks with cozy pillows to an extended community bar that runs through the heart of the establishment.

TYBEE ISLAND consistently serves as There is even a kid-friendly area by the oasis for Savannahians seeking tranquilfireplace where kids can chill on beanbags ity and repose. Its breezy hang-loose vibe and ottomans. cultivates the ideal climate for beachfront Just as in The Collins Quarter, The dining.

Deck’s interior design utilizes a variety of A smattering of Tybee restaurants on textures with a composed color scheme. To South Beach provide glimpses of the Atlan- facilitate the coastal ambiance, a spectrum tic, while overlooking an overcrowded of blues can be found on the floor, tiles, parking lot. However, there is only one cushions, ceilings, chairs and walls. eatery that offers unobstructed beachfront The prolific use of blonde wood, white views for dining in the dunes- The Deck accents and surfboards in the rafters Beachbar and Kitchen. enhance the beachy vibe. Continuing Away from the vacationing mobs by with the motif from The Collins Quarter, the Pier, The Deck Beachbar and Kitchen Wormy Chestnut wood panels from Ausresides in the former Marlin Monroe’s tralia line the wall behind the indoor bar. space.

“This will be a theme in all my spaces,” The Deck is the surfer sister to the chic Debreceny avows, when referencing a posdowntown eatery, The Collins Quarter; sible future pub in Savannah. both owned and operated by Anthony and Vibrant cartoon-like murals, one of Rebecca Debreceny. a burnt orange octopus and the other, a Although the whitewashed open-air baby blue lighthouse, are displayed on two deck and outdoor bar remain intact, Debprominent walls, lending to the relaxed yet receny and Creative Director of Operaquirky atmosphere. tions Stephen Hamille chose to revamp As far as the menu is concerned, Hamille and redefine the space, with a full remodel insists that it is a “complete departure and high-end furnishings. from The Collins Quarter.” While the only As Australian natives, the Debreceny’s item shared between the two sister restaudeliberately integrate influences from rants is the Australian Smashed Avocado their homeland into all aspects of their Toast, the caliber of quality and sophistirestaurants, from fare to décor. Likewise, cation remains constant among them.

Hamille, who is from Hawaii and lived The menu is composed from a cooperain Mexico for two decades, designed The tive kitchen, meaning that the chefs, ownDeck to be an amalgamation of all these ers, and service staff all offer input when places. developing dishes. “It is never one person’s Thus, it is an Australian-centric restau- palate that makes up the menu.” rant with inspirations from Hawaii, MexThe Deck’s fare appeals to the beach ico and Southeast Asia. crowds, with a hands-on approach, comOut on the deck, diners can nosh on prising of elevated sandwiches, tacos, fish beach grub alfresco, while listening to & chips and wings. live music and watching the waves crash Take the “Hog Wings” for example. into the sand. In five short weeks, the pool These miniature Osso Buco pork shanks alongside the outdoor bar will be up and are an upscale riff on the classic buffalo running for patrons who fancy a soak with wing. The succulent meat on the bone is their boozy sips. sous vide until tender and then flash fried, The inside of the eatery has an open giving it a crispy exterior. layout, with rays of sunshine beaming CONTINUES ON P. 98

Above: The Deck is the surfer sister to the chic downtown eatery, The Collins Quarter; both owned and operated by Anthony (right) and Rebecca Debreceny.

Left: “Hog Wings” are Osso Buco pork shanks, an upscale riff on the classic buffalo wing.

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After, they are tossed in a house made buffalo sauce and drizzled with creamy blue cheese. The “wings” are served on a bed of crispy tobacco onion rings and fried jalapenos.

Another must-try is the Boneless Beef Short Rib Steak Sandwich. This moist forktender piece of beef was served on a fresh ciabatta with caramelized onions, sundried tomato and blue cheese, smothered in a rich Malbec wine demi glaze.

In true Tybee style, The Deck will also be offering fresh local seafood as well as exquisite fish shipped from places like Hawaii and the Mediterranean Sea. Last week, the fish special featured Branzino, a Mediterranean sea bass grilled over an open flame. This delicately subtle fish was served with a juicy house made sundried tomato as well as succotash of

corn, edamame, zucchini, summer squash, smoky pancetta, and roasted garlic. This light dish was bright and refreshing, perfect for a warm summer’s evening on the beach.

While The Deck will officially open on May 26, the bar and restaurant has been unofficially up and running since May 15, to work out any kinks that may arise before the grand opening.

The Deck Beachbar and Kitchen is the quintessence of a seaside dive with posh epicurean fare. It is the place where lovers can gaze at the sea, friends can kick back with chilled suds, and families can grab a bite. It is a place that maintains Tybee’s mojo while enhancing its enterprise. CS

The Deck is the only eatery on Tybee that offers unobstructed beachfront views for dining in the dunes.

The Deck is at 404 Butler Ave. on Tybee.

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OOO To say that Prometheus, Ridley Scott’s Alien prequel from 2012, divided audiences would be an understatement. Championed in some quarters for expanding the franchise’s mythology and lambasted in others for being too cerebral, the film was subjected to mixed word-of-mouth and saw its box office plummet after a strong opening weekend. That’s a shame, considering it was the first good movie in the series since James Cameron’s masterpiece Aliens opened in theaters back in 1986.

Perhaps mindful of the criticism yet not completely willing to dumb down the franchise, Scott has returned with Alien: Covenant, a movie that adds more action to the mix while also keeping the more philosophical points intact. Ironically, Scott will doubtless still get blasted by the naysayers, since fanboys are sure to gripe about the mixing and matching of styles.

Yet more discerning viewers should find this a worthy experience, and if it recycles some beloved Alien/Aliens moments a bit too slavishly—well, so did Star Wars: The Force Awakens with the Lucas flicks, and that worked out nicely.

Once again, the crew of a space vessel— in this case, Covenant, a ship transporting two thousand sleeping inhabitants to a distant planet ripe for colonization— answers a mysterious call emanating from an unknown source. Seeking its origin, the crew members—among them the resilient Daniels (Katherine Waterston), timid leader Oram (Billy Crudup) and the android Walter (Michael Fassbender)— find themselves on a planet that seems perfectly suitable for the human race. And then they meet David (also Fassbender), the android from the mission detailed in Prometheus. No significant spoilers here,

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but let’s just say we find out what’s up with Prometheus lead character Elizabeth Shaw (Noomi Rapace), what became of the Engineers, and how the alien monsters will again figure into the proceedings.

Working in references to Milton, Michelangelo and Percy Shelley’s “Ozymandias” rather than to Marvel, mutants and Depp’s Jack Sparrow, it’s clear that Alien: Covenant isn’t a typical summer blockbuster. For that, credit the new team of writers for building on the character brought to life by Fassbender in the previous film. David is one of the most complex and fascinating characters in the entire Alien franchise, and most of the story’s existential angst, ironic developments, and role inversions all link back to him.

Fassbender again excels in the part, and his double duty in also portraying Walter (a completely different style of replicant) is endlessly intriguing. Other cast members aren’t quite as compelling, although it should be noted that, against all expectations, Danny McBride portrays a character (Covenant pilot Tennessee) who we do not want to see immediately eviscerated by the aliens.

When it comes to helming suspenseful set-pieces, Scott remains at the top of his game, with at least two tremendous sequences that are directed for maximum payoff. That’s not to say there aren’t some missteps along the way. The climactic skirmish on top of a moving vessel comes off as overkill, and there’s a plot twist so obvious that even someone with the I.Q. of a slug should be able to figure it out. Yet even the occasional flaw can’t prevent Alien: Covenant from fulfilling its obligation as sound summertime entertainment.

EVERYTHING, EVERYTHING

OO A YA adaptation brandishing a WTF plot twist, Everything, Everything arrives in theaters as a seasonal antidote to all the superhero and sci-fi sagas clamoring for attention. Of course, counterprogramming is nothing new, and it worked like gangbusters three summers ago with the lovely box office hit The Fault In Our Stars.

This new picture, based on Nicola Yoon’s novel, isn’t nearly as successful in its construction of the central characters or its handing of the dilemmas they face, but it’s an agreeable movie with a startling final act that might catch young audiences off-guard as forcefully as, say, The Usual Suspects or The Sixth Sense walloped older audiences with their left-field reveals.

Amandla Stenberg, The Hunger Games’ little Rue all grown up, essays the lead role in what’s initially a modern-day variation on the 1976 John Travolta TV-movie The Boy in the Plastic Bubble. She plays Maddy Whittier, an 18-year-old who has spent practically her entire life never venturing outside her Los Angeles home.

That’s because she has severe combined immunodeficiency (SCID), which basically prevents her body from fighting any and all infections. Since even stepping outside might prove to be fatal, she can’t ever leave the premises, with her physician mom (Anika Noni Rose) and a sympathetic nurse (Ana de la Reguera) keeping a watchful eye on her. It isn’t until a cute boy named Olly Bright (Nick Robinson) moves into the house next door and befriends her via text-messaging that Maddy finds herself willing to put her life at risk.

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nothing forced about the burgeoning relationship between Maddy and Olly. Theirs is a sweet romance, and it’s a shame the filmmakers don’t trust it to stand on its own—instead, the picture is weakened by strains of whimsical fancy (many involving an astronaut) that probably worked better on paper than in practice. As for the thirdact revelation, it provides some oomph to a storyline that had started getting fragmented by this point. It spins the tale in a new direction, and while some viewers might resent the darker implications it brings to the table, it certainly guarantees that the movie won’t be dismissed as merely another standard teen sudser.

KING ARTHUR: LEGEND OF THE SWORD

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It seems that every decade rates its own King Arthur flick, which means those folks who never wanted the 1980s to end now have another reason.

John Boorman’s 1981 Excalibur remains a superb motion picture—literate, lush, intelligent, and absolutely stunning to behold. Since then, though, audiences have been privy to the underwhelming likes of Jerry Zucker’s 1995 First Knight (starring Sean Connery as Arthur) and Antoine Fuqua’s 2004 King Arthur (with Clive Owen in the title role). This current decade now brings King Arthur: Legend of the Sword, and it’s the feeblest interpretation yet.

A dull and dour undertaking, the film begins with the nefarious Vortigern (Jude Law) teaming up with The Little Mermaid’s Ursula the Sea Witch in order to murder his brother Uther (Eric Bana, basically reprising his Troy role) and steal his crown. He also wipes out the rest of Uther’s family and friends, but he misses his wee son Arthur, who ends up floating down the river Moses-style.

Arthur grows up among the rabble (he’s played as an adult by Charlie Hunnam), and his lineage is only determined once he pulls Excalibur from the stone. Excalibur, of course, is the mighty sword forged by Merlin himself – it should be noted that Merlin, one of the great characters in the Arthurian saga, only appears for a few seconds in a flashback sequence, presumably because the filmmakers couldn’t meet the asking price of Ian McKellen or Patrick Stewart or, considering the film’s overall incongruity, Kevin James.

Director Guy Ritchie’s kinetic style, perfect for Snatch and Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, crucially hampered those daft Sherlock Holmes films starring Robert Downey Jr.—the ones that basically reimagined the sleuth as an elementary Indiana Jones.

It’s even more damaging here, with Ritchie employing tiresome tricks of the 100 trade to cover up the anemic screenplay

Everything, Everything: an agreeable movie with a startling final act that might catch young audiences off-guard.

he helped write. To complicate matters, the 3-D version of the film appears to have been shot through a dirty washcloth, with the darkness recalling the early years of the current 3-D craze when filmmakers were still tweaking the technique.

As Arthur, Hunnam displays little of the authority or magnetism integral to the character, although, to be honest, nobody really stands out in this blasé grouping.

The impersonal nature of the project extends to the visual effects – when most of the villains are dispatched by a snake that’s the size of a Boeing 747, it’s hard to care about anything going on.

It’s rather astonishing that the creators of King Arthur: Legend of the Sword plan for it to be the first in a six-film series focusing on the Camelot celebrity. Unless the international box office is enormous, it’s doubtful there will even be enough enthusiasm for a straight-to-video sequel starring C. Thomas Howell as Arthur.

To borrow from a far superior film about this king—1975’s Monty Python and the Holy Grail, of course—it would be easier to cut down the mightiest tree in the forest with a herring than to willingly watch another entry in this errant enterprise.

SNATCHED

OO Amy Schumer became an instant movie star with Trainwreck, the 2015 summer surprise that grossed $110 million at the U.S. box office and earned the comedienne a Best Actress Golden Globe nomination.

It would be tempting to state that Snatched, Schumer’s follow-up flick, is a train wreck of a different kind, but that might be a tad too harsh. Ultimately, though, here’s another grasping summertime slog that promisingly pairs two popular actresses and then puts them through nonsensical material.

While Snatched is (thankfully) more tolerable than the recent summer stinkers Tammy (Melissa McCarthy and Susan Sarandon) and Hot Pursuit (Reese Witherspoon and Sofia Vergara), it never really

gets out of neutral. The film casts Schumer as Emily Middleton, a slacker who gets dumped by her boyfriend (Randall Park) right as they’re about to embark on a trip to Ecuador.

Because it’s a nonrefundable vacation package, Emily is forced to find somebody else to accompany her—after all her friends turn her down, she decides to take her stick-in-the-mud mom Linda (Goldie Hawn).

Mother and daughter are greeted at their hotel by whale cum (a clever gag), but while Linda wants to spend the entire trip reading her book safely by the pool, Emily yearns for something more exciting.

She meets a hunky guy (Tom Bateman) at the hotel bar, and he takes both Emily and her mom on a jaunt through the real Ecuador—it proves to be disastrous for the women, as they’re kidnapped by local ruffians and held for ransom.

Schumer throws herself into her role— here’s a performer who’s admirably not afraid to look ridiculous if the part calls for it—but the focus on Emily turns this into a one-woman show at the expense of her Oscar-winning co-star.

Hawn hasn’t appeared in a film since 2002’s The Banger Sisters, but anyone anticipating a comeback won’t find it here.

The actress is given precious little to do besides alternating between I-love-you and I-told-you-so modes, and it’s difficult to ascertain if she still possesses her revered comedic prowess since her part is so threadbare. Then again, the flatness of her character is duplicated in most other areas of Snatched, which offers a few offhand chuckles but mostly feels like a journey to nowhere.

GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY VOL. 2

OOO That scene at the end of Guardians of the Galaxy? That part where Baby Groot dances whenever Drax isn’t looking and freezes whenever the big guy turns around? That moment seemingly adored

by everyone ranging from Vladimir Putin to Pope Francis? Yeah, no. Call me a Scrooge of the cinematic set, but this whole bit was a tad too precious for my liking—it had a whiff of the Ewok about it.

Fears that Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 would be nothing but two hours of Baby Groot gurgling and gyrating kept me awake for nights on end and had me frequently reaching for the bottle, so imagine my relief (and sobriety) to discover that this sequel to the 2014 smash not only keeps Baby Groot fairly in line but also employs him in clever and amusing ways.

It’s part and parcel of the entire project, which suffers from occasional overkill yet mostly refrains from allowing excessive bloat to cripple its potential.

As expected, the entire gang is back, with Peter Quill (Chris Pratt), Gamora (Zoe Saldana), Drax (Dave Batista), Rocket (voiced by Bradley Cooper) and Baby Groot (voiced by Vin Diesel) enjoying their newfound status as celestial celebrities. But after ticking off the members of a powerful race, the heroes-for-hire find themselves on the run, with Gamora’s sister Nebula (Karen Gillan) and Quill’s mentor Yondu (Michael Rooker) forced to join the motley crew along the way.

Half of the gang end up on a planet alongside Peter’s long-lost father Ego (Kurt Russell) and his servant Mantis (Pom Klementieff); the others find themselves held prisoner after a mutiny by Yondu’s Ravagers.

The jokey demeanor that informed the first picture remains, even if writer-director James Gunn forces too many gags. And as is the case with many superhero sagas, this one doesn’t know when to quit, with a generous 136-minute running time mostly felt during the CGI-choked finale.

But the freshness of the characters remains intact, and the actors continue to interact in an effortless manner that supports the story’s narrative spine involving the notion that family—no matter how one defines it—always comes first (in this respect, the series has much in common with Diesel’s other, similarly fast and furious franchise).

Interestingly, this thematic strand isn’t at its strongest in the showcase relationship between Ego and Peter (though Russell and Pratt are certainly convincing as pere et fil). Instead, the touching moments come from the bonds between sisters Gamora and Nebula and especially between adoptive father Yondu and Peter.

Gunn’s scripting and Gillan’s performance bring unexpected poignancy to the part of Nebula, while Rooker’s turn allows Yondu to emerge as the most unexpectedly complex character in the story.

True, Yondu may not be as cute or as cuddly as Baby Groot, but he’s ultimately the one whose arc takes root in our collective consciousness. CS

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The past decade a diverse group of guys have been getting together about every two weeks to share dinner and opinions on just about any topic. No membership requirements or dues. Just an open mind and willingness to expand your friendship base. For more information visit us on Facebook at Savannah Men’s Club, or if you prefer, email details/questions to savannahmensclub@gmail.com. ongoing.

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SATURDAYS WITH ALDERWOMAN SHABAZZ Residents in Savannah’s 5th District are invited to meet with their Alderwoman every 4th Saturday of the month. Residents may come with specific issues and concerns, or just to meet their representative on Savannah City Council. District 5 runs roughly west of Bull Street and north of 36th Street, and also includes newly developing areas of the City in the southwest quadrant of Chatham County. Free and open to the public. fourth Saturday of every month, 2-4 p.m. 912-651-6410. Shabazz Seafood Restaurant, 502 W. Victory Dr. SAVANNAH AREA YOUNG REPUBLICANS Get involved. Contact is Michael Johnson, via email or telephone, or see website for info. 912-604-0797. chairman@sayr. org. sayr.org. Call or see website for information. Free ongoing. 912-308-3020. savannahyoungrepublicans.com.

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Thu., May 25, 7 p.m. Indigo Sky Community Gallery, 915 Waters Ave. YOUNG DEMOCRATS Mondays at 7pm on the second level of Foxy Loxy, Bull Street. Call or visit the Young Democrats Facebook page for more information. Free ongoing. 423-619-7712. foxyloxycafe.com. Foxy Loxy Cafe, 1919 Bull St.

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Through May 26. sulfurstudios.org. Sulfur Studios, 2301 Bull St. CALL FOR ENTRIES FOR VIGNETTE SAVANNAH Are you a student living fabulously in a studio apartment or a creative with an efficient yet stylish workspace? Maybe you’re renewing your space after Hurricane Matthew, decorating your home for the holidays for the first time, or just want to share the character & charm of your historical home? Whatever your space, Vignette Savannah would love to feature you. Vignette Savannah is a web presence that features the most creative and eclectic living, leisure, and work spaces in Savannah.

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CALL FOR ENTRY: PIECED TOGETHER Sulfur Studios invites artists working in collage and assemblage to submit work to our summer juried exhibition “Pieced Together”. We are seeking an expanded definition of collage, including any work constructed of multiple individual parts to make a new whole. 3-dimensional, digital, experimental & time based works will be considered. ~ With special guest juror Axelle Kieffer ~ TO ENTER: sulfurstudios. org/pieced-together DEADLINE TO ENTER: May 26th, 2017 by Midnight EXHIBITION RUNS: June 15th – July 1st OPENING RECEPTION: Friday June 16th, 6 - 9pm ENTRY FEE: $15 / $10 for Artist Members for up to 3 entries Thu., May 25, midnight. info@sulfurstudios.org. facebook.com/ events/1967084176859078/. sulfurstudios. org. Sulfur Studios, 2301 Bull St. CALL FOR JESUS-YESHUA PRODUCTION CLUB AND VIDEO CREW Contact Brenda Lee at 912-236-3156 or at revbrendalee@yahoo.com for more

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BENEFITS

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SAVING BRAINS AND TAKING NAMES The fundraiser-meets-pep rally will incorporate a silent auction and percentage night for shopping at the store itself as well as with guest pop-ups including Savannah Succulents, Capital Bee Company, JL the Brand, and Glo On The Go 912. To set the stage for a spirit-inducing experience, guests are encouraged to dress in their best 80s gear to support Adler whose Dancing Star’s performance will be to ZZ Top’s “Gimme All Your Lovin’”. Thu., May 25, 6 p.m.

Mamie Ruth | M. Liz Jewelry, 107 W. Liberty St. SCMPD ANIMAL CONTROL SEEKS VOLUNTEERS Savannah Chatham County Animal Control seeks volunteers to serve various tasks as needed by the shelter. No prior animal shelter experience is necessary. Newly trained volunteers will be authorized to serve immediately after orientation. Potential volunteers are asked to notify J. Lewis prior to orientation; though, walk-ins are welcome.

Volunteers must be at least 17-yearsold. ongoing. (912) 525-2151. jlewis01@ savannahga.gov.

TAILSSPIN TENT SALE TailsSpin Pet Stuff is teaming up with Veterans of Foreign Wars (VFW) Post 102 660 by conducting a tent sale, offering

clearance sale on many popular pet items, such as collars, leashes, treats, and food.

They will also be collecting pet food, treats, toys, and other accessories, to help homeless Veterans with pets in Savannah and Chatham County. May 26-29. tailsspin. com. TailsSpin Pet Supplies Store, 4501 Habersham St., Habersham Village.

CLASSES, CAMPS & WORKSHOPS

AERIAL SILKS CLASSES Come fly with us and try something new this summer. Learn to dance and work with Aerial Silks all while suspended in the air.

Increase strength and flexibility in a different way. Weekly classes held on Fridays. Very limited space available, reserve your spot and register online today. 20 Fri., May 26, 5:30-7 p.m. 954.682.5694. elyse.thestudio@ yahoo.com. thestudiosav.net/aerial-silk-arts. html. thestudiosav.net. The STUDIO, 2805-b Roger Lacey Dr. AERIAL YOGA CLASSES Increase flexibility and strength using aerial yoga, a relatively new approach to a traditional yoga practice. We use a silk fabric called a ‘hammock’ to support the weight of our bodies, helping us achieve various postures with more depth, ease and excitement. Every Wednesday 6:45pm and Saturday 12:30pm. Class size limited.

Required to register online ahead of time 25 Wed., May 24, 6:45-8 p.m., Sat., May 27, 12:30-1:45 p.m. and Wed., May 31, 6:45-8 p.m. 954.682.5694. elyse.thestudio@yahoo. com. thestudiosav.net/aerial-silk-arts.html. thestudiosav.net. The STUDIO, 2805-b Roger Lacey Dr. ART, MUSIC, PIANO, VOICE COACHING Coaching for all ages, beginners through advanced. Classic, modern, jazz improvization and theory. Serious inquiries only. 912-961-7021 or 912-667-1056.

BASIC SELF DEFENSE Essential self-defense for adults. $30/ month Tuesdays, Thursdays, 6 p.m. fit912savannah.com. fit912savannah.com.

Fit912 Savannah, 428 Bull Street.

BEADING CLASSSES AT EPIPHANY BEAD & JEWELRY STUDIO Learn jewelry-making techniques from beginner to advanced. Call for class times.

912-677-3983. epiphany.indiemade.com.

Epiphany Bead & Jewelry Studio, 101 N. Fahm St. BEGINNING BELLY DANCE CLASSES Taught by Happenstance Bellydance.

All skill levels and styles. Private instruction available. $15 912-704-2940. happenstancebellydance@gmail.com. happenstancebellydance.wordpress.com.

BRIDGE LESSONS Competitive Bidding (BB2), Saturday, February 4 at 10AM. Defensive Signals (BB5), Monday February 6. They are 4 week classes. Intermediate and advanced workshops continue on Fridays at 10AM. Savannah Duplicate Bridge Center, 8511 Ferguson Ave, Sandfly. Also, games are held in the afternoon and/or evening almost every day. There is something for players at all levels. Check our website for fees and schedules of games and other classes. ongoing. 912-228-4838. bridgewebs.com/ savannahclubs. Savannah Duplicate Bridge

Center, 8511 Ferguson Ave. CHAMPIONS TRAINING CENTER Offering a variety of classes and training in mixed martial arts, jui-jitsu, judo and other disciplines for children and adults. All skill levels. 525 Windsor Rd. 912-349-4582. ctcsavannah.com.

CHINESE LANGUAGE CLASSES The Confucius Institute at Savannah State University offers free Chinese language classes starting January 17. To register, please call 912-358-3160. ongoing. 912-3583160. confuciusinstitute@savannahstate. edu. savannahstate.edu. savstate.edu/.

Savannah State University, 3219 College St. CLAY CLASSES Savannah Clay Studio at Beaulieu offers handbuilding, sculpture, and handmade tiles, basic glazing and firing. 912-351-4578. sav.. claystudio@gmail.com.

BOATING CLASSES Classes on boat handling, boating safety and navigation offered by U.S. Coast Guard Auxiliary. See website or call to register. 912897-7656. savannahaux.com.

CREATIVITY COACHING Do you have a creative idea but don’t know where to start? Is it time to move forward with your project? Work with your very own creativity coach and learn how to blast through blocks, plan your time, and enjoy the richness of a creative life. See website for more info at www.laurenl.com/creativity_ coaching/ or contact Creativity@LaurenL. com ongoing. Online, ---.

DIVAS & PUMPS: ADULT HEELS DANCE CLASS Divas & Pumps is a dance class teaching walks, struts, freestyles, and choreography to hits by our favorite Divas. Come get your life every Wednesday at 7:30. $15 Wednesdays, 7:30 p.m. 323-5391760. DANCEHOWIWANTTO@GMAIL. COM. DANCEHOWIWANTTO.COM. salondebaileballroomdancestudio.com/.

Salón de Baile Dance & Fitness Studio, 7068 Hodgson Memorial Dr. DUI PREVENTION GROUP Offers victim impact panels for intoxicated drivers, DUI, offenders, and anyone seeking knowledge about the dangers of driving while impaired. A must see for teen drivers.

Meets monthly. $40/session 912-443-0410.

FAMILY LAW WORKSHOP The Mediation Center has three workshops per month for people who do not have legal representation in a family matter: divorce, legitimation, modifications of child support, visitation, contempt. Schedule: 1st Tues, 2nd Mon, 4th Thursday. Call for times. $30 912354-6686. mediationsavannah.com.

FANY’S SPANISH/ENGLISH INSTITUTE Spanish is fun. Classes for adults and children held at 15 E. Montgomery Crossroad. Register by phone. ongoing. 912921-4646.

HOUSING AUTHORITY NEIGHBORHOOD RESOURCE CENTER Housing Authority of Savannah hosts classes at the Neighborhood Resource Center. Adult literacy/GED prep: Mon-Thurs, 9am-12pm & 1pm-4pm. Financial education: 4th Fri each month, 9am-11am. Basic computer training: Tues & Thurs, 1pm3pm. Community computer lab: Mon-Fri, 3pm-4:30pm. ongoing. 912-232-4232 x115.

savannahpha.com. savannahpha.com/NRC. html. Neighborhood Resource Center, 1407 Wheaton St. IMPROV SUMMER WORKSHOPS FOR HIGH SCHOOL STUDENTS Our 3-day summer camps are a more in-depth version of our regular improv classes. You will learn improv in threehour segments for three days a week.

Through theater games and exercises, you will learn the classic improv skills: focus, agreement, give and take, mime playing at the top of your game, justifying, specificity, spontaneity & ​making your teammates look like geniuses. $90 Wed., May 31, 12:303:30 p.m. 912-659-4383. info@improvhub. com. improvhub.com. ImprovHub, 42 W. Montgomery Cross Road, Warehouse F. INTRODUCTION TO WOODWORKING WITH STEVE COOK Looking to develop some basic wood working skills? This class is designed for the novice woodworker. Steve Cook will work with students to introduce the basic hand tools and techniques associated with traditional and conventional joinery and woodworking. Students will learn about the various tools associated with measuring, marking, sawing and chiseling. Students will apply these skills to the fabrication of some basic joinery. Students experience will culminate in the completion of a small keepsake. Steve owns and runs Coastal Wood Design in Savannah. $75 (includes a $25 material fee) Fri., May 26, 6-9 p.m., Sat., May 27, 9 a.m.-6 p.m. and Sun., May 28, 9 a.m.-6 p.m. 912-443-5864. burran@ savannahtech.edu. savannahtech. edu/HistoricHomeownersAcademy.. savannahtech.edu/ HistoricHomeownersAcademy. Savannah Technical College, Historic Homeowners Academy, 5717 White Bluff Road.

KNITTING & CROCHET CLASSES Offered at The Frayed Knot, 6 W. State St. See the calendar of events on website.

Mondays. 912-233-1240. thefrayedknotsav. com.

LIFE CHALLENGE COACHING In an environment of patience, nonjudgement and compassion, we will explore the source of your challenge, the beliefs that hold your challenge in place, and discover & enact healthy and healing life changes. For appointment, contact Cindy Un Shin Beach at revfugon@gmail.com, or Text (only) to 912-429-7265. ongoing. Online only, none.

MUSIC LESSONS--MULTIPLE INSTRUMENTS AND STYLES Savannah Musicians’ Institute offers private instruction for all ages and experience levels for Guitar (electric, acoustic, bass, classical, jazz), Piano, Flute, Banjo, Mandolin, Ukulele, Clarinet, Saxophone, and Voice as well as Music Theory/ Composition/ Ear Training.

We teach public, private and home school students as well as adults at all experience levels. Located at 15 East Montgomery Crossroads in Office #205 near White Bluff Road, Savannah, GA. ongoing. 912388-1806. smisavannah@gmail.com. savmusiciansinstitute.com.

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for an introductory class in Nantucket Basketry. Students will be introduced to the basic materials, tools, and techniques associated with this traditional basket making craft. Students will also learn how to create different patterns and add color to their designs. $125 (includes a $75 material fee) Fri., May 26, 6-9 p.m., Sat., May 27, 9 a.m.-6 p.m. and Sun., May 28, 9 a.m.-6 p.m. 912-443-5864. bcurran@ savannahtech.edu. savannahtech. edu/HistoricHomeownersAcademy.. savannahtech.edu/ HistoricHomeownersAcademy. Savannah Technical College, Historic Homeowners Academy, 5717 White Bluff Road.

NEW HORIZONS ADULT BAND PROGRAM Music program for adults who played a band instrument in high school/college and would like to play again. Mondays at 6:30pm at Portman’s. $30 per month. All ages and ability levels welcome. Call for info. ongoing.

912-354-1500. portmansmusic.com.

Portman’s Music Superstore, 7650 Abercorn St. NOVEL WRITING Write a novel, finish the one you’ve started, revise it or pursue publication. Awardwinning Savannah author offers one-onone or small group classes, mentoring, manuscript critique, ebook formatting. Email for pricing and scheduling info. ongoing. pmasoninsavannah@gmail.com.

PHOTOGRAPHY CLASSES Photography Workshops: Beginner to Advanced level. 4-hour sessions. $250 per student. See website for complete list. 410251-4421. chris@chrismorrisphotography. com. chrismorrisphotography.com/learn.

PIANO VOICE-COACHING Pianist with M/degree,classical modern jazz improvisation, no age limit. Call 912-9617021 or 912-667-1056. Serious inquiries only. ongoing.

POWER SELF DEFENSE Get fit and develop powerful selfdefense skills. For active adults. $30/ month Tuesdays, Thursdays, 7 p.m. fit912savannah.com. fit912savannah.com.

Fit912 Savannah, 428 Bull Street.

R&B SOUL ADULT LINE DANCING The R&B Soul line dance group Savannah Show Stoppers are conducting line dance classes every Monday night at the West Broad St. YMCA and every Tuesday nights at the John Delaware Center. Both classes starts at 6:30. Lamont Hunter, the founder of the Savannah Show Stoppers, is the Instructor. Donations Mondays, 6:30-8 p.m. and Tuesdays, 6:30-8 p.m. 912-220-7712. hlamont70@yahoo.com. YMCA-West Broad St, 1110 May St. REIKI TREATMENT Reiki relaxes & rejuvenates; promotes emotional & physical healing; reduces neuromuscular & arthritic pain. E-mail request for appointment/ Fee base at revfugon@gmail.com, or Text (only) 912429-7265 ongoing. Online only, none.

A. ROPER STUDIO - VOICE TECHNIQUE AND COACHING Experienced and successful voice instructor is accepting students. Nurturing and collaborative studio. Services offered include strengthening the voice, range extension, relaxation techniques, and

Tybee Island Farmers Market

Featuring a variety of produce, baked goods, honey, granola, BBQ, sauces and dressings, popsicles, dog treats and natural body products. The market is non-smoking and pet friendly.

TYBEEISLANDFARMERSMARKET.COM. STEPHEN JOHNSON, 206 MILLER AVE. coaching through various styles of music.

Audition and competition preparation.

Located 15 minutes from downtown. Varies Mondays-Saturdays, 8 a.m.-8 p.m. 912-4840628. Downtown Savannah, downtown.

RUSSIAN LANGUAGE CLASSES Learn to speak Russian. All experience levels welcome, beginner to expert. Call for info. ongoing. 912-713-2718.

SAMBA SAVANNAH DRUMMING WORKSHOP Learn Afro-Brazilian rhythms with drumming instructor Andrew Hartzell. All ages. $10 Sundays, 2:30 p.m. starlandiasupply.com.

Starlandia Creative Supply, 2438 Bull Street.

SASS & SWAG ADULT HIP HOP Sass & Swag is a high energy, adult hip hop dance class. Learn hip hop grooves you can take to any party or club, and learn a choreographed routine to today’s hottest hits. Mondays at 7:30 pm. $15 Mondays, 7:30 p.m. 323-5391760. DANCEHOWIWANTTO@GMAIL. COM. DANCEHOWIWANTTO.COM. salondebaileballroomdancestudio.com/.

Salón de Baile Dance & Fitness Studio, 7068 Hodgson Memorial Dr. SELF DEFENSE Learn essential self defense for adults, with training on awareness, appropriate responses, de-escalation, crime survival, basic releases, and defensive strikes.

This class is appropriate for all adults. $30 Tuesdays, Thursdays, 6-7 p.m. 912346-9013. dan@fit912savannah.com. fit912savannah.com. Fit912 Savannah, 428 Bull Street.

YOUTH AND TEEN AERIAL SILK CLASSES Ages 8-14. Learn to dance and work with Aerial Silks while suspended in the air.

Increase flexibility and strength! Weekly

classes held every Friday. Limited space available, reserve your spot and register online today. 20 Fri., May 26, 4:30-5:30 p.m.

954.682.5694. elyse.thestudio@yahoo. com. thestudiosav.net/aerial-silk-arts. html. thestudiosav.net. The STUDIO, 2805-b Roger Lacey Dr. Youth Class ages 8+. Teen Class ages 11+. Learn to dance and work with Aerial Silks and Hoop while suspended in the air. Weekly classes held on Fridays through the month of September only. Very limited space available, reserve your spot and register online today. $20/class $75/ September package ongoing. 954.682.5694. elyse.thestudio@yahoo.com. thestudiosav. net. thestudiosav.net/. The STUDIO, 2805-B Lacy Ave. ZONA ROSA WRITING WORKSHOP Become the writer you were meant to be: Join Zona Rosa, the internationally acclaimed, monthly Savannah-based writing workshops founded and led by awardwinning author Rosemary Daniell. Over 180 Zona Rosans have become published authors. For information, contact Rosemary at info@myzonarosa.com. Also ask about the week-long, intensive Sixteenth Annual Zona Rosa Writing and Living Retreat,Tybee Island, July 22-29, 2017. ongoing. No physical address given, none.

CLUBS & ORGANIZATIONS

13TH COLONY SOUND (BARBERSHOP SINGING) “If you can carry a tune, come sing with us!”

Mondays, 7pm. ongoing. 912-344-9768. savannahbarbershoppers.org. Thunderbolt Lodge #693, 3111 Rowland Ave. ABENI CULTURAL ARTS DANCE CLASSES Classses for multiple ages in performance dance and adult fitness dance. African,

modern, ballet, jazz, tap, contemporary, gospel. Held at Abeni Cultural Arts studio, 8400-B Abercorn St. Call Muriel, 912-6313452, or Darowe, 912-272-2797. ongoing. abeniculturalarts@gmail.com.

AVEGOST LARP Live action role playing group that exists in a medieval fantasy realm. generallly meets the second weekend of the month. Free for your first event or if you’re a non-player character. $35 fee for returning characters. ongoing. godzillaunknown@gmail.com. avegost.com.

BUCCANEER REGION SCCA Local chapter of the Sports Car Club of America, hosting monthly solo/autocross driving events in the Savannah area. Anyone with a safe car, insurance and a valid driver’s license is eligible to participate. See website. ongoing. buccaneerregion.org.

BUSINESS NETWORKING ON THE ISLANDS Small Business Professionals Islands Networking Group meets first Thursday each month, 9:30am-10:30am. Tradewinds Ice Cream & Coffee, 107 Charlotte Rd. Call for info. ongoing. 912-308-6768.

CHATHAM SAILING CLUB Friday evening social event at the clubhouse.

Meet Members and their families who all enjoy water based activities but whose prime interest is sailing. This BYOB event is free and all are welcome, but Membership is encouraged after several visits once interest is gauged!! We look forward to meeting you.

Fridays, 7-10 p.m. pranschkec3@gmail.com.

Young’s Marina, 218 Wilmington Island Rd. COASTAL BEAD SOCIETY Coastal Bead Society monthly meetings, 12 noon on the third Friday of the Month at the Coastal Georgia Center, 303 Fahm Street, near SCAD. All beaders are welcome.

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ongoing. wyrnut18@gmail.com. cgc. georgiasouthern.edu/. Coastal Georgia Center, 305 Fahm Street.

FIBER GUILD OF THE SAVANNAHS A club focusing on weaving, spinning, basket making, knitting, crocheting, quilting, beading, rug hooking, doll making, and other fiber arts. Meets at Oatland Island Wildlife Center, first Saturday of the month (Sept.-June) 10:15am. Mondays, 10:30 a.m. fiberguildsavannah.homestead.com/. Fiber Guild of the Savannahs, 711 Sandtown Road GA. HISTORIC FLIGHT SAVANNAH A non-profit organization dedicated to sending area Korean War and WWII veterans to Washington, DC, to visit the WWII Memorial. All expenses paid by Honor Flight Savannah. Honor Flight seeks contributions, and any veterans interested in a trip to Washington. Call for info. ongoing. 912-5961962. honorflightsavannah.org.

HISTORIC SAVANNAH CHAPTER: ABWA Meets the second Thursday of every month from 6pm-7:30pm. Tubby’s Tank House, 2909 River Drive, Thunderbolt. Attendees pay for their own meals. RSVP by phone. ongoing. 912-660-8257.

KNITTERS, NEEDLEPOINT AND CROCHET Meets every Wednesday. Different locations downtown. Call for info. No fees. Want to learn? Join us. ongoing. 912-308-6768.

LOW COUNTRY TURNERS A club for wood-turning enthusiasts. Call Steve Cook for info at number below.

ongoing. 912-313-2230.

MILITARY ORDER OF THE PURPLE HEART LADIES AUXILIARY Meets the first Saturday of the month at 1:00pm. Call for info. ongoing. 912-7864508. American Legion Post 184, 3003 Rowland Ave. PHILO CAFE Discussion group that meets every Monday, 7:30pm - 9:00pm at various locations.

Anyone craving good conversation is invited. Free to attend. Email for info, or see Facebook.com/SavannahPhiloCafe.

Mondays. athenapluto@yahoo.com.

R.U.F.F. - RETIREES UNITED FOR THE FUTURE RUFF meets the last Friday of each month at 10am to protect Social Security, Medicare, Medicaid and related senior issues. Parking in the rear. Free to all Seniors ongoing. 912344-5127. Savannah Tree Foundation, 3025 Bull Street.

R/C CAR CLUB RACE The SCORE R/C club will be having a competitive race at Phil Hurd Raceway inside of Lake Mayer Park. Typical classes are 1/10th and 1/8th scale off-road cars, buggies, and trucks. Practice starts at 9AM and the driver meeting begins at 11:45AM. The public is welcome to come watch.

This event is pending weather, please see www.PhilHurdRC.com for schedule updates. $15 for the first class and $5 for each additional (Less if you’re a club member). Sat., May 27, 11:45 a.m.-5 p.m.

SCOREatPhilHurdRaceway@gmail.com.

HELICOPTER

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OPEN DAILY 9AM-6PM • CALL NOW! www.southeasthelicopter.com • 912.966.1380

PhilHurdRC.com. Phil Hurd Raceway, Lake Mayer Rd. SAFE KIDS SAVANNAH A coalition dedicated to preventing childhood injuries. Meets 2nd Tuesday each month, 11:30am-1:00pm. See website or call for info. ongoing. 912-353-3148. safekidssavannah.org.

SAVANNAH BREWERS’ LEAGUE Meets 1st Wednesday of the month, 7:30pm at Moon River Brewing Co. Call or see website for info. ongoing. 912-447-0943. hdb.org. moonriverbrewing.com/. Moon River Brewing Co., 21 West Bay St. SAVANNAH AUTHORS WORKSHOP If you’re a writer, and you’re serious about it, Savannah Authors Workshop is looking for you and has space for a few new members. We meet on the first and third Wednesday of each month, 6:30 p.m. at 630 East Victory Drive. We have members of all standards, from multiple-published to never-tried. Have a look at our website www. savannahauthorsworkshop.com and call Christopher Scott, President, 912-272-6309. ongoing. No physical address given, none.

THE SAVANNAH CHINESE CORNER The Savannah Chinese Corner welcomes anyone interested in Mandarin language or Chinese culture. Meets every Saturday morning from 10 am to noon. Check the Facebook group to see meeting location. ongoing. facebook.com/groups/ SavannahChineseCorner. Downtown Savannah, downtown.

SAVANNAH COUNCIL, NAVY LEAGUE OF

THE UNITED STATES A dinner meeting every 4th Tuesday of the month at 6:00 pm at local restaurants. 3rd Tuesday in November; none in December.

For dinner reservations, please call Sybil Cannon at 912-964-5366. ongoing. 912-7487020. savannahnavyleague.us.

SAVANNAH GO CLUB This is a new club for the board game “go” (igo, weiqi, baduk). For places and times, please call John at 734-355-2005. ongoing.

Downtown Savannah, downtown.

SAVANNAH GO GREEN Meets most Saturdays. Green events and places. Share ways to Go Green each day.

Call for info. ongoing. 912-308-6768.

SAVANNAH KENNEL CLUB Monthly meetings open to the public the 4th Monday each month, Sept. through June. ongoing, 7 p.m. savannahkennelclub.org.

Carey Hilliard’s (Southside), 11111 Abercorn St. SAVANNAH NEWCOMERS CLUB Open to women who have lived in the Savannah area for less than two years.

Membership includes monthly luncheon and program. Activities, tours and events help you learn about Savannah and make new friends. Ongoing sign-up. savannahnewcomers.com. ongoing.

SAVANNAH PARROT HEAD CLUB Beach, Buffet and no dress code. Check website for events calendar or send an email for Parrot Head gatherings. ongoing. savannahphc@yahoo.com. savannahphc. com.

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SAVANNAH TOASTMASTERS Helps improve speaking and leadership skills in a friendly, supportive environment.

Mondays, 6:15pm, Memorial Health University Medical Center, in the Conference Room C. ongoing. 912-484-6710. memorialhealth.com/. Memorial Health University Medical Center, 4700 Waters Ave. SAVANNAH VEGGIES AND VEGANS Join the Facebook group to find out more about vegetarian and vegan lifestyles, and to hear about upcoming local events.

Mondays.

SCAD DAILY TOURS SCAD offers tours in Savannah, Atlanta and Hong Kong for prospective students and their families. Tours are available daily, excluding Sundays, in Savannah, Atlanta, and Hong Kong. Tours allow prospective students an opportunity to view classrooms and administrative buildings, galleries, residence halls and dining facilities and see where our students live, learn and prepare for professional careers. Free MondaysSaturdays. scad.edu/admission/visit-scad/ daily-tours. scad.edu/. Savannah College of Art and Design, PO Box 2072.

TOASTMASTERS Toastmasters International is an organization which gives its members the opportunity to develop and improve their public speaking abilities through local club meetings, seminars, and contests.

Regardless of your level of comfort with public speaking, you will find a club that is interested in helping you improve your speaking abilities. Free Tuesdays, 6-7 p.m. hostesscity.toastmastersclubs.org. thincsavannah.com. Thinc Savannah, 35 Barnard St. 3rd Floor.

VIETNAM VETERANS OF AMERICA CHAPTER 671 Meets second Monday of each month, 7pm, at the American Legion Post 135, 1108 Bull St. ongoing. 912-429-0940. rws521@msn. com. vvasav.com.

WOODVILLE-TOMPKINS SCHOLARSHIP FOUNDATION Meets second Tuesday each month (except October) 6:00pm, Woodville-Tompkins, 151 Coach Joe Turner St. Call or email for info. ongoing. 912-232-3549. chesteraellis@ comcast.net.

CONCERTS

CHILDREN’S CHOIR AND HANDBELL CONCERT A concert by the 50-voice Youth Choir and Handbell Ensemble of Tucker Methodist Church (Atlanta). FREE Wed., May 31, 7-8:30 p.m. 912-598-7242 Ext 5. tmckee@ stpeterssavannah.org. stpeterssavannah. org. St. Peter’s Episcopal Church, 3 West Ridge Road.

HARMONIX Our newest production features the tight harmonies and cool stylings of our cast performing every genre of music, bringing a contemporary sound to favorite retro hits and creating the ultimate party. $37 Sundays, 3 p.m. and Wednesdays, Fridays, 8 p.m. savannahtheatre.com. The Historic Savannah Theatre, 222 Bull St. SAVANNAH LIVE Savannah Live is a high-energy 2 hour variety show that features everything from

pop to Broadway and Motown to rock n’ roll, featuring a rockin’ live band and eight singers. $37 Tuesdays, Thursdays, Saturdays, 8 p.m. savannahtheatre.com. The Historic Savannah Theatre, 222 Bull St.

JONESIN’ CROSSWORD

BY MATT JONES

©2017 Jonesin’ Crosswords (editor@jonesincrosswords.com) Answers on page 109

“MYSTERY LETTER”—SAME LETTER, DIFFERENT MEANS OF WORDPLAY.

EVENTS

COMMON GROUNDS Common Grounds is a collaboration of the Episcopal Church and the United Methodist Wesley Fellowship. We meet on Wednesday nights for open theological discussion on hot button issues. All are welcome regardless of faith background or where you are on your spiritual journey. We are open and affirming of the LGBT community. Order for Compline by candlelight is offered on Sunday nights at 8PM. Wednesdays, 8 p.m. facebook.com/commongroundssavannah.

The Foundery Coffee Pub, 1313 Habersham St. CRITICAL MASS SAVANNAH Join Savannah’s bicycle community for a free ride to raise awareness for bike rights.

Last Friday of every month, 6 p.m. Forsyth Park, Drayton St. & East Park Ave. DRINKS AFTER WORK This group is for people that enjoy getting out mid-week, being social after work, and want to discover new places in the downtown Savannah area. Come have a cocktail, make new friends, and get over the hump. The group will meet on Wednesdays at various establishments throughout Downtown Savannah and nearby area. http://www.meetup.com/Drinksafter-work/ https://www.facebook.com/ groups/960991837322187/ Wednesdays, 7 p.m. drinksafterworksavannah@gmail. com. meetup.com/Drinks-after-work/ events/227656080/. distillerysavannah. com. The Distillery, 416 W. Liberty St. EARLY BIRD WALKING TOUR: DISCOVER 1820S SAVANNAH See what survives of the 1820s Savannah that master builder Isaiah Davenport knew. Beginning at the Davenport House Museum (1820) participants will walk by some of the finest examples of preservation in the city and learn about what no longer remains. Coffee and treats in the Davenport House garden will follow.

DISTANCE OF WALK: 2.5 miles. $21 plus tax Sat., May 27, 8-10 a.m. 912-236-8097. info@davenporthousemuseum.org. davenporthousemuseum.org. Davenport House, 324 East State St. THE EXCHANGE CLUB OF SAVANNAH In a rut? The Exchange Club of Savannah welcomes men and women like you to support, serve and encourage the best teachers, students, firefighters, crime fighters, leaders and organizations in our community. Check us out at savannahexchange.org or find us on Facebook. Mondays, noon. 912-441-6559. ddewitt30@yahoo.com. Savannahexchange. org. Exchange Club of Savannah, 4801 Meding Street.

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1 Iranian leader until 1979 5 Resort with hot springs 8 Wacky, as antics 14 “... stay ___, and Wheat Chex stay floaty” (Shel Silverstein’s “Cereal”) 15 Thermometer scale 17 “In ___ of gifts ...”

18 Visually controlled tennis move? [go the opposite direction] 19 Keeps from leaving the house, at times 21 “Texas tea” 22 Like England in the Middle Ages 24 2016 Justin Timberlake movie 27 Org. that awards Oscars 28 Pageant contestants’ accessories 31 Suddenly shut up when collecting pollen? [tilt uppercase on its side] 34 Summer on the Seine 35 Four-time Indy 500 winner Rick 36 Airport approximation, for short 39 Actor/sportscaster Bob and family, Stretch Armstrong-style? [flip over lowercase] 44 It’s the “K” in K-Cups 45 Cosmetics purveyor Adrien 46 Drop out of the union

49 Slashes 50 The whole thing 51 “The Faerie Queene” poet Edmund 54 Annual reports, completely vanished? [turn to a positive] 58 Chevre source 61 Like Consumer Electronics Show offerings 62 “In the Blood” band Better Than ___ 63 Absorb 64 Barrett who co-founded Pink Floyd 65 Doctor’s order for the overly active, perhaps

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1 La preceder 2 “Bali ___” (“South Pacific” song) 3 Had an evening repast 4 Sonata automaker 5 Pissed-off expression 6 Energizes, with “up” 7 Dead set against 8 It may get dropped 9 Reno and Holder, briefly 10 Beats by ___ 11 “Good King Wenceslas,” e.g.

12 Tylenol rival 13 Plantain coverings 16 Only three-letter chemical element 20 Brewer’s equipment 22 Rattle 23 Put forth 24 “One of ___ days ...”

25 Civil War soldier, for short 26 Buckeyes’ initials 28 Rude expression 29 “Asteroids” game company 30 “I dunno” gesture 32 Infuse (with) 33 Applied intense cold to 37 “Why don’t you make like a ___ and leave?”

38 Some broadband connections 40 Jake Shimabukuro instrument 41 It may get covered in throw pillows 42 Pantry stock 43 Dr. ___ (sketchy scientist who’s a supporting character on “Archer”) 46 “___ With Flowers” 47 Kagan of the Supreme Court 48 Metal-on-metal sound 49 Attacked in the groin, maybe 51 “___ Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band” 52 Hawaiian foods 53 “Green-eyed monster” 55 Shad eggs 56 2022’s Super Bowl 57 “___ Can Cook” (former cooking show) 59 “___ Gratia Artis” (MGM motto) 60 Body art piece

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Hadi. Reception to follow. $5 non-members Thu., May 25, 6 p.m. telfair.org/jepson/.

Jepson Center for the Arts, 207 West York St. GUIDED TOURS OF THE LUCAS THEATRE FOR THE ARTS Learn the history of the historic Lucas Theatre on a 20-30 minute tour. Restoration, architecture, history of the theatre and of early cinema. $4. Group rates for ten or more. School trips available. Tours are Monday-Friday 10am-5pm and must be scheduled. To schedule a tour, contact Megan Chandler at 912-525-5029 or mchandle@lucastheatre.com. ongoing. 912525-5023. lucastheatre.com. Lucas Theatre for the Arts, 32 Abercorn St. THE ORIGINAL MIDNIGHT TOUR One of the spookiest tours in town. Learn about the untold stories of some of the most haunted locations here in Savannah Georgia. Guaranteed to give you a few goose bumps and an unexplained need for a night light. 33.00 ongoing. 1-866-666-3323.

6thsenseworld.com. 6th Sense Savannah Tours, 404 Abercorn Street.

PBJ PANTRY A free food pantry held every Thursday, 10-11am and 6-7pm. Contact Jessica Sutton for questions. 912-897-1192 ongoing. ymcaofcoastalga.org/. YMCA (Wilmington Island), 66 Johnny Mercer Blvd.

RICHMOND HILL FARMERS MARKET Come get the freshest produce, baked goods and interesting local crafts at the Richmond Hill Farmers’ Market. Tuesdays, 2 p.m. J. F. Gregory Park, Richmond Hill.

RICHMOND HILL MEMORIAL DAY OBSERVANCE The program will honor those who have served and made the ultimate sacrifice in the Armed Services, Police and Fire Departments, and other Emergency Services. This year’s event will feature a speaker, an honor guard from Fort Stewart, a 21-gun salute, posting of the colors, and laying of the wreath. Mon., May 29, 11 a.m.

J. F. Gregory Park, Richmond Hill.

SAVANNAH BANANAS FAN FEST Celebrate the start of the Savannah Bananas’ 2017 season with free food, a meet and greet with the Bananas players and coaches, and special giveaways. Mon., May 29, 4 p.m. thesavannahbananas.com.

Grayson Stadium, 1401 East Victory Dr. SAVANNAH STORYTELLERS Tall tales and fun times with the classic art of storytelling. Every Wednesday at 6pm.

Reservations encouraged by calling 912349-4059. Wednesdays, 6 p.m. liveoakstore. com/tubbysthunderbolt. Tubby’s Tank House (Thunderbolt), 2909 River Dr. SAVANNAH’S HISTORY OF PERSECUTION WALKING TOUR You will be guided through the streets of historic Savannah and learn about communities that fled oppression in other parts of the world only to find a sanctuary in Savannah. You will also discover the hidden histories of communities that suffered mistreatment and discrimination in Savannah and her outlying areas either due to enslavement, exploitation and extreme poverty. $15 Tue., May 30, 5 p.m. 912-3955070. massieschool.com/. Massie Heritage 106 Center, 207 East Gordon St.

SCAD DAILY TOURS SCAD offers tours in Savannah, Atlanta and Hong Kong for prospective students and their families. Tours are available daily, excluding Sundays, and allow prospective students an opportunity to view classrooms and administrative buildings, galleries, residence halls and dining facilities and see where our students live, learn and prepare for professional careers. For more information please visit, https://www. scad.edu/admission/visit-scad/dailytours. ongoing. SCAD Student Center, 120 Montgomery St. SHIRE OF FORTH CASTLE FIGHTER PRACTICE Local chapter of the Society for Creative Anachronism meets Saturdays at Forsyth Park (south end) for fighter practice and general hanging out. For those interested in the Middle Ages and the Renaissance. ongoing. savannahsca.org.

SOUTHBOUND BREWERY SATURDAY TOURS AND TASTES Savannah’s first microbrewery is open for public tours and tastings Wednesday - Fridays from 5:30-7:30 and Saturdays from 2-4. Hang out, have a few cold ones, and learn a little more about Savannah’s first craft brewery. Free Saturdays, 2-4 p.m.

912-335-7716. info@southboundbrewingco. com. southboundbrewingco.com.

Southbound Brewing Company, 107 East Lathrop Ave. TEA IN THE GARDEN Learn about tea traditions and experience an early 19th century tea in Davenport House’s beautiful courtyard garden.

Patrons will visit areas of the home where tea service took place and will participate in an afternoon tea given with costumed interpreters in the garden. On inclement weather dates, tea will be taken inside the house museum. The performance requires that guests be able to walk up and down stairs. Reservations recommended. Limited attendance. $18 Thu., May 25, 5-6:15 p.m. and Fri., May 26, 5-6:15 p.m. 912-2368097. info@davenporthousemuseum.org. davenporthousemuseum.org. Davenport House, 324 East State St. UNDER THE RAINBOW On Thursday nights come out to the coolest spot in Pooler for Under The Rainbow. Every week we will host a different event that will cater to those that play over, around and under the rainbow. Thursdays, 8-11 p.m.

912-988-1052. Mediterranean Tavern, 125 Foxfield Way. WILMINGTON ISLAND FARMERS’ MARKET Every Saturday, the Wilmington Island Farmers’ Market brings together some of the best local farmers and artisans for your shopping pleasure. Adults can sample the delicious food and browse handcrafted items, while the kids enjoy story time and crafts. The whole family will delight in the beauty of Wilmington Island and the chance to learn more about their community via local performers and sponsoring nonprofits.

Plenty of parking is available on site. This event is free and open to the public. Free Saturdays, 9 a.m.-1 p.m. wifarmersmarket@ aol.com. wifarmersmarket.org/springcalendar.html. Islands High School, 170

Whitemarsh Island Road.

FESTIVALS

FINSTER FEST Finster Fest is an annual folk art festival honoring and celebrating the life and legacy of Summerville’s famous folk artist Rev. Howard Finster. There will be 50 folk artists featured including nationally recognized artists — Missionary Mary Proctor, Peter Loose, Deb “Miz Thang” Garner, Jim Shores, and C.M and Grace Laster. Live music, a children’s art-making area, and food and drink will also be offered. All tickets are $5 and proceeds directly fund the restoration and operation of Paradise Garden and the Howard Finster Paradise Garden Foundation. $5 Sat., May 27, 10 a.m.-5 p.m. and Sun., May 28, 11 a.m.-5 p.m. 706.808.0800. info@ paradisegardenfoundation.org. facebook. com/events/1089696804402251/. Howard Finster’s Paradise Garden, 200 N Lewis St.

FITNESS

$8 COMMUNITY MEDITATION CLASSES Join us for breath work, guided meditation, and yoga nidra, a deep relaxation technique to relieve stress, quiet the mind, and find the calm within. All proceeds support local organizations. $8 Sundays, 6-7 p.m. 912349-2756.

AERIAL YOGA CLASSES Increase flexibility and strength using aerial yoga, a relatively new approach to a traditional yoga practice. We use a silk fabric called a ‘hammock’ to support the weight of our bodies, helping us achieve various postures with more depth, ease and excitement. Every Saturday. Class size limited. Required to register online ahead of time. $25 Saturdays, 12:30-1:45 p.m.

954.682.5694. elyse.thestudio@yahoo. com. thestudiosav.net/schedule.html. thestudiosav.net/. The STUDIO, 2805-B Lacy Ave. AIKIDO CLASSES Aikido is a traditional Japanese martial art developed by Morihei Ueshiba, ‘O Sensei’ or (‘Great Teacher’). On a purely physical level it is an art involving throws and joint locks that are derived from Jujitsu and Kenjutsu (open hand and weapon based techniques).

Beyond the self defense aspects of the art its true goal is to challenge its practitioners to discover their best selves. $50/month for JEA Members, $70/month for NonMembers, or $80/8-class punch card Tuesdays, Thursdays, 7-8:30 p.m. 912-6040958, 912-346-2650. AikiNorm@aol.com, AikidoBilly@hotmail.com. CoastalAikido. com. savannahjea.org. Jewish Educational Alliance, 5111 Abercorn St. BALLET BODY TONING Ballet Body Toning is a ballet inspired workout designed to improve balance, flexibility, and use body resistance to strengthen core, legs & booty. This workout is low impact and scorches major calories and teaches you basic ballet! Call to make a reservation before class. This is a semiprivate class so space is limited! $10.00 Wednesdays, Sundays, 6:30-7:30 p.m.

732.232.3349. FitnessFoodWine@gmail. com. thestudiosav.net/. The STUDIO, 2805-B Lacy Ave.

BEACH BODY WORKOUTS WITH LAURA MONDAYS at 6:15 PM at the Lake Mayer Community Center $5.00 per session Mondays, 6:15 p.m. (912) 652-6784. Lake Mayer, 1850 E. Montgomery Crossroads.

BEASTMODE FITNESS GROUP TRAINING Train with this elite team. A total body program that trims, tones and gets results.

Personal training options available. See website for info. Meets at West Broad YMCA. 5am-6am and 8pm-9pm. ongoing. beastmodefitnessga.com. YMCA-West Broad St, 1110 May St. BEGINNING POLE FITNESS Pole fitness is a fun and flirty way to get in shape! Taught by Pole Dance America National Professional Champion Sabrina Madsen, you’ll learn the basics of pole dance in a safe and welcoming environment. Gain strength, balance and confidence. Beginner Classes are open to all shapes and sizes and are for ladies only (men welcome at our Intermediate Class). $25 for drop-in or $100 for a package of 5 classes Tuesdays, 8-9 p.m. 801.673.6737. info@firstcityfitness.com. firstcityfitness. com/pole-fitnessparties.html. First City Fitness, 2127 1/2 Victory Dr. BLUE WATER YOGA Community donation-based classes, Tues. and Thurs., 5:45pm - 7:00pm.

Fri., 9:30am-10:30am. Email for info or find Blue Water Yoga on Facebook. ongoing. egs5719@aol.com. Talahi Island Community Club, 532 Quarterman Dr. DANCE DYNAMIX Dance DynaMix is a choreographed dance fitness class inspired by funky hip hop and sleek jazz moves! No dance experience required. Call 732.232.3349 to reserve your spot ahead of time, as class space is limited. Stay after class for a 30 minute stretch to wind down for the weekend with! $10.00 Wednesdays, Fridays, 10-11 a.m.

732.232.3349. FitnessFoodWine@gmail. com. thestudiosav.net/. The STUDIO, 2805-B Lacy Ave. FIT4MOM SAVANNAH STROLLER STRIDES A group of moms that meet with strollers and workout at Savannah Mall, Daffin Park and on occasion Hull Park. Also offer HIIT Classes to other Moms who have any age children. The HIIT program is a kid free program. 1 hour long stroller based workout with kiddos. Moms- Pre and Post Natal, and kids of stroller age. Savannah Mall (M,W,F). Daffin Park (T,Th), Hull Park (Sat) ongoing. ashleyyoungblood@fit4mom.com. savannah.fit4mom.com. Daffin Park, 1198 Washington Ave. FITNESS CLASSES AT THE JEA Sin, firm it up, yoga, Pilates, water aerobics, Aquasize, senior fitness, and Zumba. Prices vary. Call for schedule. ongoing. 912-3558811. savj.org. savannahjea.org. Jewish Educational Alliance, 5111 Abercorn St. FREE CAREGIVER SUPPORT GROUP For anyone caring for senior citizens with any affliction or illness. Second Saturday of the month, 10am-11am. Savannah Commons, 1 Peachtree Dr. Refreshments.

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FREE YOGA FOR CANCER PATIENTS St. Joseph’s/Candler’s Center for WellBeing offers Free Yoga for Cancer Patients every Monday from 1:30 – 2:30 p.m. in Candler’s Heart & Lung Building, Suite 100. The very gentle movements and breath work in this class will give you much needed energy, it will make your body feel better, and it will give you a mental release. This class is free to cancer patients. Mondays, 1:30-2:30 p.m.

912-819-8800. sjchs.org/. Candler Hospital, 5353 Reynolds St. FUNCTIONAL TRAINING CLASS Celebrate fall with a Saturday morning workout class. All levels welcome. A smooth mix of cardio and strengthening exercises.

Call Kara 912-667-0487 if interested. ongoing. Downtown Savannah, downtown.

GET EXCITED AND MOVE This program is designed to combat the effects of Parkinson disease for Savannah/ Chatham-area people and their caregiver.

The activities are designed to enhance and improve muscular strength, and endurance, coordination, agility, flexibility, speed work, and voice command. $10 a month Mondays-Wednesdays, 10:30-11:30 a.m. & 6-7 p.m. and Tuesdays-Thursdays, 10:3011:30 a.m. 912-376-9833. psgsav@gmail. com. Anderson-Cohen Weightlifting Center, 7230 Varnedoe Drive.

DUDE’S DAY AT SAVANNAH CLIMBING COOP Thursdays, 2 til 10 p.m. Savannah Climbing Coop 302 W Victory Dr, Savannah Every Thursday men climb for half price, $5. See website for info. Thursdays, 2 & 10 p.m.

912-495-8010. savannahclimbingcoop.com.

Savannah Climbing CoOp, 302 W Victory Dr. HIKING & BIKING AT SKIDAWAY ISLAND STATE PARK Year round fitness opportunities. Walk or run the 1-mile Sandpiper Nature Trail (accessible) the additional 1-mile Avian Loop Trail, or 3-mile Big Ferry Trail. Bicycle and street strider rentals. Guided hikes scheduled. $5 parking. Open daily 7am10pm. Call or see website. ongoing.

912-598-2300. gastateparks.org/ SkidawayIsland. gastateparks.org/info/ skidaway/. Skidaway Island State Park, 52 Diamond Cswy.

KUNG FU SCHOOL: VING TSUN Ving Tsun (Wing Chun) is the world’s fastest growing martial arts style. Uses angles and leverage to turn an attacker’s strength against him. Call for info on free trial classes. Drop ins welcome. 11202 White Bluff Rd. ongoing. 912-429-5150.

LIVING SMART FITNESS CLUB St. Joseph’s/Candler African-American Health Information and Resource Center offer the Living Smart Fitness Club, which is an exercise program to encourage healthy lifestyle changes. On Mondays and Wednesdays the classes are held at the John S. Delaware Center. On Tuesdays, the classes are held at the center, at 1910 Abercorn Street. Classes include Zumba (Tuesdays) and Hip-Hop low impact aerobics with cardio and strengthening exercises (Mondays/Wednesdays).

Mondays, Wednesdays, 6:30-7:30 p.m. and Tuesdays, 5:30-7 p.m. 912-447-6605.

Delaware Recreation Center, 1815 Lincoln St.

MOMMY AND BABY YOGA Mondays. Call for times and fees or see website. ongoing. 912-232-2994. savannahyoga.com. savannahyoga.com/.

Savannah Yoga Center, 1321 Bull St. PILATES CLASSES Daily classes for all skill levels including beginners. Private and semi-private classes by appointment. Carol Daly-Wilder, certified instructor. Call or see website for info. ongoing. 912-238-0018. savannahpilates. com. pilatessavannah.com/. Momentum Pilates Studio, 8413 Rerguson Ave. PREGNANCY YOGA Ongoing series of 6-week classes.

Thursdays. A mindful approach to pregnancy, labor and delivery. Instructor Ann Carroll. $120. Call or email for info. ongoing. 912-704-7650. ann@aikyayoga. com. savannahyoga.com/. Savannah Yoga Center, 1321 Bull St. PREGNANCY YOGA CLASSES Pregnancy is a transitional time when many physical and emotional changes take place. Pregnancy Yoga is about honoring these changes in ourselves, our body and our baby. Yoga strengthens the rapidly changing body and increases the ability to relax, and helps to prepare for a more mindful approach to the challenges of pregnancy, labor, delivery, and motherhood.

Pregnancy Yoga classes are offered as a 6 week session on Thursday evenings from 6pm – 7:15 pm. The class is suitable for all stages of pregnancy and no prior yoga experience is necessary. $120 - six week session Thursdays. 912-704-7650. ann@douladeliveries.com. douladeliveries. com. savannahyoga.com/. Savannah Yoga Center, 1321 Bull St. QIGONG CLASSES Qigong exercises contribute to a healthier and longer life. Classes offer a time to learn the exercises and perform them in a group setting. Class length averages 60 min. Any level of practice is welcome. $15 ongoing. qigongtim.com/.

RENAGADE WORKOUT Free fitness workout, every Saturday, 9:00 am at Lake Mayer Park. For women only.

Offered by The Fit Lab. Information: 912376-0219 ongoing. Lake Mayer, 1850 E. Montgomery Crossroads.

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RICHMOND HILL ROADIES RUNNING CLUB A chartered running club of the Road Runners Association of America. Monthly training sessions and seminars. Weekly runs. Kathy Ackerman, 912-756-5865, or Billy Tomlinson, 912-596-5965. ongoing.

LADIES DAY AT SAVANNAH CLIMBING COOP Wednesdays, 2 til 10 p.m. Savannah Climbing Coop 302 W Victory Dr, Savannah Every Wednesday women climb for half price, $5. See website for info. ongoing. 912495-8010. savannahclimbingcoop.com.

SAVANNAH DISC GOLF Weekly events (entry $5) Friday

Night Flights: Fridays, 5pm. Luck of the Draw Doubles: Saturdays, 10am.

Handicapped League: Saturdays, 1pm.

Singles at the Sarge: Sundays, 10am.

All skill levels welcome. Instruction available. See website or email for info. ongoing. savannahdiscgolf@gmail.com. savannahdiscgolf.com.

THE SAVANNAH MILE This run with four different heats includes a Memory Walk for families of fallen first responders and a Heroes Heat for first responders and military wearing their full gear. Sat., May 27, 8 a.m. Forsyth Park, Drayton St. & East Park Ave. SAVANNAH STRIDERS RUNNING AND

WALKING CLUB With a one-year, $35 membership,free training programs for beginners (walkers and runners) and experienced athletes.

Fun runs. Advice from mentors. Monthly meetings with quality speakers. Frequent social events. Sign up online or look for the Savannah Striders Facebook page. ongoing. savystrider.com.

TURBO KICK CARDIO WORKOUT Lose calories while dancing and kick-boxing.

No experience or equipment needed. Tues. and Thurs. 6pm, Fitness on Broughton, 1 E. Broughton Wed. 6pm Lake Mayer Community Center, 1850 E. Montgomery Crossroads. $5 ongoing. 586-822-1021.

FREE WILL ASTROLOGY ARIES (March 21-April 19)

“Sin” is a puerile concept in my eyes, so I don’t normally use it to discuss grown-up concerns. But if you give me permission to invoke it in a jokey, ironic way, I’ll recommend that you cultivate more surprising, interesting, and original sins. In other words, Aries, it’s high time to get bored with your predictable ways of stirring up a ruckus. Ask God or Life to bring you some really evocative mischief that will show you what you’ve been missing and lead you to your next robust learning experience.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20)

Attention, smart shoppers! Here’s a special spring fling offer! For a limited time only, you can get five cutesy oracles for the price of one! And you don’t have to pay a penny unless they all come true! Check ‘em out! Oracle #1: Should you wait patiently until all the conditions are absolutely perfect? No! Success comes from loving the mess. Oracle #2: Don’t try to stop a sideshow you’re opposed to. Stage a bigger, better show that overwhelms it. Oracle #3: Please, master, don’t be a slave to the things you control. Oracle #4: Unto your own self be true? Yes! Unto your own hype be true? No! Oracle #5: The tortoise will beat the hare as long as the tortoise doesn’t envy or try to emulate the hare.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20)

*Generation Kill* is an HBO miniseries based on the experiences of a reporter embedded with American Marines fighting in Iraq. Early on, before the troops have been exposed to any serious combat, they’re overflowing with trash talk. A commanding officer scolds them: “Gentlemen, from now on we’re going to have to earn our stories.”

Although you are in a much less volatile situation right now, Gemini, my advice to you is the same: In the coming weeks, you’ll have to earn your stories. You can’t afford to talk big unless you’re geared up to act big, too. You shouldn’t make promises and entertain dares and issue challenges unless you’re fully prepared to be a hero. Now here’s my prophecy: I think you *will* be a hero.

CANCER (June 21-July 22)

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In your mind’s eye, drift back in time to a turning point in your past that didn’t go the way you’d hoped. But don’t dwell on the disappointment. Instead, change the memory. Visualize yourself then and there, but imagine you’re in possession of all the wisdom you have gathered since then. Next, picture an alternative ending to the old story -- a finale in which you manage to pull off a much better result. Bask in this transformed state of mind for five minutes. Repeat the whole exercise at least once a day for the next two weeks. It will generate good medicine 108 that will produce a creative breakthrough no later than

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mid-June.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22)

You’re being invited to boost your commitment to life and become a more vivid version of yourself. If you refuse the invitation, it will later return as a challenge. If you avoid that challenge, it will eventually circle back around to you as a demand. So I encourage you to respond now, while it’s still an invitation. To gather the information you’ll need, ask yourself these questions: What types of self-development are you “saving for later”? Are you harboring any mediocre goals or desires that dampen your lust for life?

Do you tone down or hold back your ambitions for fear they would hurt or offend people you care about?

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22)

“Dear Dream Doctor: I dreamed that a crowd of people had decided to break through a locked door using a long, thick wooden plank as a battering ram. The only problem was, I was lying on top of the plank, half-asleep. By the time I realized what was up, the agitated crowd was already at work smashing at the door. Luckily for me, it went well. The door got bashed in and I wasn’t hurt.

What does my dream mean? -Nervous Virgo.” Dear Virgo: Here’s my interpretation: It’s time to knock down a barrier, but you’re not convinced you’re ready or can do it all by yourself. Luckily, there are forces in your life that are conspiring to help make sure you do it.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22)

As long as you keep Syria, South Sudan, and North Korea off your itinerary, traveling would be food for your soul during the next 28 days. It would also be balm for your primal worries and medicine for your outworn dogmas and an antidote for your comfortable illusions. Do you have the time and money necessary to make a pilgrimage to a place you regard as holy? How about a jaunt to a rousing sanctuary? Or an excursion to an exotic refuge that will shock you in friendly, healing ways? I hope that you will at least read a book about the territory that you may one day call your home away from home.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21)

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YOGA BINGO Time for you to grow and step outside (your comfort zone). Try something new–stretch yourself, physically and mentally. You’ll have 25 chances to experience more, learn more, and grow more. Whether you’re looking to improve your practice, start your journey, or try something new, now’s the time. Join SYC, and each other, as we play Yoga Bingo for the first time at SYC. Come in and pick up a card to play and have the chance to win prizes. $10 Tue., May 30.

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By now I’m sure you have tuned in to the rumblings in your deep self. Should you be concerned? Maybe a little, but I think the more reasonable attitude is curiosity.

Even though the shaking is getting stronger and louder, it’s also becoming more melodic. The power that’s being unleashed will almost certainly turn out to be far more curative than destructive. The light it emits may at first look murky but will eventually bloom like a thousand moons.

Maintain your sweet poise. Keep the graceful faith.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21)

Life is inviting you to decode riddles about togetherness that could boost your emotional intelligence and earn you the right to enjoy lyrical new expressions of intimacy. Will you accept the invitation? Are you willing to transcend your habitual responses for the sake of your growthinducing relationships? Are you interested in developing a greater capacity for collaboration and synergy? Would you be open to making a vulnerable fool of yourself if it helped your important alliances to fulfill their dormant potential? Be brave and empathetic, Sagittarius. Be creative and humble and affectionate.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19)

“In youth we feel richer for every new illusion,” wrote author Anne Sophie Swetchine. “In maturer years, for every one we lose.” While that may be generally true, I think that even twenty-something Capricorns are likely to fall into the latter category in the coming weeks. Whatever your age, I foresee you shouting something akin to “Hallelujah!” or “Thank God!” or “Boomshakalaka flashbang!” as you purge disempowering fantasies that have kept you in bondage and naive beliefs that have led you astray.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18)

“There are no green thumbs or black thumbs,” wrote horticulturalist Henry Mitchell in a message you were destined to hear at this exact moment. “There are only gardeners and non-gardeners. Gardeners are the ones who get on with the high defiance of nature herself, creating, in the very face of her chaos and tornado, the bower of roses and the pride of irises. It sounds very well to garden a ‘natural way.’ You may see the natural way in any desert, any swamp, any leech-filled laurel hell. Defiance, on the other hand, is what makes gardeners.” Happy Defiance Time to you, Aquarius! In the coming weeks, I hope you will express the most determined and disciplined fertility ever!

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20)

I believe it may be the right time to tinker with or repair a foundation; to dig down to the bottom of an old resource and consider transforming it at its roots. Why? After all this time, that foundation or resource needs your fresh attention. It could be lacking a nutrient that has gradually disappeared. Maybe it would flourish better if it got the benefit of the wisdom you have gained since it first became useful for you. Only you have the power to discern the real reasons, Pisces -- and they may not be immediately apparent. Be tender and patient and candid as you explore.

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sLoc=0&sTrn=100000273&date=05/01/17. savannahyoga.com/. Savannah Yoga Center, 1321 Bull St. YOGA FOR CANCER PATIENTS AND SURVIVORS Free for cancer patients and survivors. The classes help with flexibility and balance while also providing relaxation. Located at FitnessOne, on the third floor of the Memorial Outpatient and Wellness Center.

Tuesdays, 6:30 p.m. and Thursdays, 12:45 p.m. 912-350-9031. memorialhealth.com/.

Memorial Health University Medical Center, 4700 Waters Ave. ZUMBA FITNESS Isn’t lifting weights and running on the treadmill boring? Come join Sheena’s Zumba Fitness class and have fun while burning calories! The class regularly has 75+ participants that know that Sheena is the best Zumba instructor in Savannah! So show up early and see you soon! Free with YMCA membership Tuesdays, 4:30-5:30 p.m. 912-354-6223. facebook.com/ZumbaFitnesswithSheena/. ymcaofcoastalga.org/. YMCA (Habersham Branch), 6400 Habersham St. ZUMBA FITNESS (R) WITH APRIL Mondays at 5:30pm, Thursdays at 6:30pm.

Nonstop Fitness in Sandfly, 8511 Ferguson Ave. $5 for nonmenbers. call for info. ongoing. 912-349-4902.

FOOD & DRINK EVENTS

ALL YOU CAN EAT MUSSELS Make your Tuesdays “Ruesdays” at Rue de Jean in Savannah with ALL YOU CAN EAT mussels! Choose from 6 different flavors and enjoy baby greens salad, bottomless pommes frites, and warm bread all for just $24. One order per guest.

Reservations suggested. 39ruedejeansav. com/reservations $24 ruedejeansavannah. com. holycityhospitality.com/39-rue-dejean-savannah/. 39 Rue de Jean, 605 W Oglethorpe Ave. BETHESDA FARM AND GARDENS STAND Each week, this popular organic farm stand, managed by Bethesda students and staff, sells fresh produce, seasonal vegetables, herbs, free range eggs, a variety of plants, goat milk soap, firewood and more. In addition, 100 percent grass fed ground beef in various quantities are available at the farm stand, which is raised and distributed by Bethesda Academy’s Cattle & Beef Operation. Specialty cuts are also available. 3-5 p.m.. merrin.slocombe@ bethesdaacademy.org. bethesdaacademy. org. Bethesda Academy, 9250 Ferguson Ave. THE CRAWL OF THE SOUTH Savannah has attempted to break the Guinness World Record for the largest bar crawl two years in a row with no success. We got within 500 crawlers both times, but it just wasn’t meant to be. We are going to continue the South’s largest and most popular bar crawl in 2017 but hold off from getting Guinness World Records involved. $5-$20 912660-9001. Brian@staffordpromotions. com. BarCrawlSavannah.com. congressstreetsocialclub.com. Congress Street Social Club, 411 W. Congress St. FIRE & WINE

Half priced bottles of wine, campfires in the courtyard, marshmallows and s’mores kits. 912-401-0543. info@foxyloxycafe.com. foxyloxycafe.com. Foxy Loxy Cafe, 1919 Bull St. FORSYTH FARMERS MARKET Local and regional produce, honey, meat, dairy, pasta, baked goods and other delights.

Rain or shine. Free to attend. Items for sale.

912-484-0279. forsythfarmersmarket.com.

Forsyth Park, Drayton St. & East Park Ave. GHOST COAST DISTILLERY TOURS Tour & Tasting Visit Ghost Coast Distillery, where you will hear about Savannah’s unique history of drinks and revelry, while learning how we create our unique, hand crafted spirits. Hours Tuesday – Wednesday: 12–6 (last tour starts at 6) Thursday – Saturday: 11-8 (last tour starts at 8) Tours begin every hour, on the hour Closed Sunday and Monday Tour with tasting: $12.50 Tour with tasting and Souvenir Bottle of Ghost Coast Vodka 261: $32.00 All guests must be 21+ or accompanied by a parent or legal guardian. ID Required $12.50 Tuesdays-Saturdays. (912) 298-0071. ghostcoastdistillery.com. Ghost Coast Distillery, 641 Indian St. HAPPY HOUR 39 Rue De Jean favorites at happy hour prices! Enjoy $4 house wine, $4 well cocktails, $8 daily cocktail feature, Moules en Six Preparations for $8, $8 1/2 dozen raw oysters, and more. Mondays-Thursdays, Sundays, 5-7 p.m.. 912-721-0595. holycityhospitality.com/39-rue-de-jeansavannah/promotions/. holycityhospitality. com/39-rue-de-jean-savannah/. 39 Rue de Jean, 605 W Oglethorpe Ave. HONEY TASTING AND BODY CARE SAMPLES + STORE TOUR Daily honey tastings and body care demonstrations. Come see honeybees in the observation hive or call 912.629.0908 to schedule a tour of the Bee Garden. Garden tour available March through October. $3 per person. Must call ahead. Free MondaysFridays, 10 a.m.. 912-234-0688. jessie@ savannahbee.com. Savannah Bee Company, Wilmington Island, 211 Johnny Mercer Blvd.

PREPARE SUNDAY SUPPERS AT UNION MISSION Local organizations are invited to sign up to prepare Sunday Supper for people who are homeless and live at Union Mission’s shelters for homeless people. Groups must sign up in advance and bring/prepare a meal, beginning at 2pm on Sundays. Call for information. ongoing. 912-236-7423.

TYBEE ISLAND FARMERS MARKET Featuring a variety of produce, baked goods, honey, granola, BBQ, sauces and dressings, popsicles, dog treats and natural body products. The market is non-smoking and pet friendly. tybeeislandfarmersmarket.com.

Stephen Johnson, 206 Miller Ave. WINE SAMPLING Sample the variety of wines Lucky’s Market has to offer. luckysmarket.com/ savannah-ga/. Lucky’s Market, 5501 Abercorn St.

HEALTH

BLOOD PRESSURE SCREENINGS St. Joseph’s/Candler’s SmartSenior offers blood pressure screenings on every Monday

from 10 AM to Noon in the SmartSenior office, #8 Medical Arts on 836 E. 65th Street. No appointment is necessary; the screenings are free and open to the public.

For more information, call (912) 352-4405. ongoing. St. Joseph’s/Candler Medical Arts Building, 836 E. 65th St. FREE HEARING AND SPEECH SCREENING Hearing: Thursdays, 9am-11am.

Speech: First Thursdays. Call or see website for times. ongoing. 912-3554601. savannahspeechandhearing.org. savannahspeechandhearing.org/. Savannah Speech and Hearing Center, 1206 E 66th St. FREE HEARING SCREENINGS The Savannah Speech and Hearing Center offers free hearing screenings every Thursday from 9-11 a.m. Children ages three years old to adults of all ages are screened on a first-come, first-serve basis by a trained audiology assistant. If necessary, a full audiological evaluation will be recommended. Free and open to the public Thursdays, 9-11 a.m. 912355-4601. speechandhearingsav.org. savannahspeechandhearing.org/. Savannah Speech and Hearing Center, 1206 E 66th St. FREE HIV TESTING AT CHATHAM COUNTY HEALTH DEPT. Free walk-in HIV testing. 8am-4pm Mon.-Fri. No appointment needed. Test results in 20 minutes. Follow-up visit and counseling will be set up for anyone testing positive. Call for info. ongoing. 912-644-5217. Chatham County Health Dept., 1395 Eisenhower Dr. HEALTH CARE FOR UNINSURED PEOPLE Open for primary care for uninsured residents of Chatham County. Mon.Fri., 8:30am-3:30pm. Call for info or appointment. ongoing. 912-443-9409. St. Joseph’s/Candler--St. Mary’s Health Center, 1302 Drayton St. HYPNOSIS, GUIDED IMAGERY AND RELAXATION THERAPY Helps everyday ordinary people with everyday ordinary problems: smoking, weight loss, phobias, fears, ptsd, life coaching. Caring, qualified professional help. See website or call for info. ongoing.

912-927-3432. savannahypnosis.com.

LA LECHE LEAGUE OF SAVANNAH A breast feeding support group for new/ expectant monthers. Meeting/gathering first Thursdays, 10am. Call or see website for location and other info. ongoing. 912-8979544. lllusa.org/web/savannahga.html.

LIVING SMART FITNESS CLUB An exercise program encouraging healthy lifestyle changes. Mon. & Wed. 6pm-7:15pm Hip Hop low impact aerobics at Delaware Center. Tues. 5:30-7:00 Zumba at St. Joseph’s Candler African American Resource Center. (Program sponsors.) ongoing. 912-447-6605.

MAYBE YOU’RE NOT SICK, YOU’RE THRISTY Are You Sick of being Sick? Learn the first step in helping your body get on the road to healing itself. Every Tuesday we will educate you on the dangers of bottled, tap, reverse osmosis, distilled, spring, and yes even bottled alkaline water. See this eye opening demonstration for your safety and for your health. We will serve Kangen water, test your water and give you a sample to take

home if you qualify. NO CHARGE Tuesdays, 6-7:30 p.m. 703.989.6995. oggisavannah@ gmail.com. goodh20.yourbodyiswater.com.

Nuts About Savannah, 14045 Abercorn St.(Savannah Mall).

PLANNED PARENTHOOD HOTLINE First Line is a statewide hotline for women seeking information on health services.

Open 7pm-11pm nightly. ongoing. 800-2647154.

PREPARED CHILDBIRTH CLASS This course gives an overview of reproductive anatomy and physiology and explains the process of labor and delivery in simple, easy-to-understand terms. The four-week course includes a tour of the labor and delivery unit. This class is popular, so please register early $75 per couple Wednesdays, 6:30-8:30 p.m. 912-350-2676. memorialhealth.com/. Memorial Health University Medical Center, 4700 Waters Ave. THE SAVANNAH 7-DAY DIABETES REPAIR If you are ready to take control of your life and health, call today, enroll in this fun but intensive seven week program to heal your body of diabetes. You will learn how changing can heal. You can reverse diabetes by following a new protocol, even if you have been diabetic for years.

Includes over a year of follow-up support. $450 Thursdays, Saturdays. 912-598-8457. jeff@heartbeatsforlife-ga.org. Southwest Chatham Library, 14097 Abercorn St.

KID’S HAPPENINGS

BURTON 4-H CENTER OPEN HOUSE See the sea turtle, snakes, alligator and discovery tanks. Learn about local ecology.

Free admission and light refreshments will be served. Mon., May 29, 11 a.m. Burton 4-H Center, 9 Lewis Avenue.

KIDS CLUB The Kids Club’s mission is to educate and inspire children to take part in their local farmers market while enjoying nutritious foods and empowering their families to make healthy choices at home. Saturdays, 10 a.m. wifarmersmarket@aol.com. Islands High School, 170 Whitemarsh Island Road.

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Girls Night Out: “Breakfast at Tiffany’s

It’s that delightful 1961 Academy Award winner based on Truman Capote’s novel, starring Audrey Hepburn as Holly Golightly, in her break-out role.

This is the story of a young woman in New York City who meets a young man when he moves into her apartment building. He is with an older woman who is very wealthy, but he wants to be a writer. Holly is working as an expensive escort and searching for a rich, older man to marry. And you know what happens next. $10 THU., MAY 25, 7-9 P.M. 912-472-4790. INFO@ TYBEEPOSTTHEATER.ORG. TYBEEPOSTTHEATER. SHOWARE.COM/. THE TYBEE POST THEATER, 10 VAN HORNE AVE.

including Labor Day. For more details go to savannahchildrensmuseum.org ongoing.

Savannah Children’s Museum, 655 Louisville Road.

TODDLER TIME Bring your 2-4 year old to enjoy stories, games and learning designed just for them.

Each week there will be a different naturebased theme. $5 parking Thursdays, 10 a.m. gastateparks.org/skidawayisland. gastateparks.org/info/skidaway/. Skidaway Island State Park, 52 Diamond Cswy.

TODDLER TUESDAYS AT OATLAND ISLAND WILDLIFE CENTER Toddlers 6 months to 4 years, and their adults. Themed programs--story books, singing songs, finger puppet plays, crafts, guided walks, up close encounters with Oatland animals. Preregister by 4pm Monday. $5 children. Gen. Admission for adults ($5 or $3 for military & seniors) Tuesdays. 912-395-1500. oatlandisland.org. oatlandisland.org/. Oatland Island Wildlife Center, 711 Sandtown Rd.

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FIRST CITY NETWORK Georgia’s oldest LGBT organization (founded in 1985) is a local non-profit community service organization whose mission is to share resources of health care, counseling, education, advocacy and mutual support in the Coastal Empire. Members and guests enjoy many special events throughout the year, including First Saturday Socials held the first Saturday of each month at 7pm.

Mondays. 912-236-CITY. firstcitynetwork. org.

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True Colors Group of Alcoholics Anonymous, a gay and lesbian AA meeting that welcomes all alcoholics, meets Thursdays and Sundays, 7:30pm, at the Unitarian Universalist Church, 311 E. Harris, 2nd floor. New location effective 11/2012. ongoing.

SAVANNAH PRIDE, INC. Organizes the annual Savannah Pride Festival and helps promote the well-being of the LGBTQI community in the South.

Mission: unity through diversity and social awareness. Second Tuesday/month. PO Box 6044, Savannah, GA 31414. 501c nonprofit. ongoing. info@savannahpride.com. savannahpride.com.

STAND OUT YOUTH A gay, lesbian, bisexual, transgender and questioning youth organization. Meets every Friday at 7pm. Call, email or see website for info. Fridays, 7-9 p.m. 912-288-1034. info@standoutyouth.org. standoutyouth. org. Vineyard Church Office, 1020 Abercorn Street.

WHAT MAKES A FAMILY A children’s therapy group for children of GLBT parents. Ages 10 to 18. Meets twice a month. Call for info. ongoing. 912-352-2611.

LITERARY EVENTS

CIRCLE OF SISTER/BROTHERHOOD BOOK CLUB Meets last Sunday of the month, 4pm.

Call for info. Last Sunday of every month.

912-447-6605. sjchs.org/body.cfm?id=399.

African-American Health Information & Resource Center, 1910 Abercorn St. LECTURE: THE POWER OF STORYTELLING

Members of the Flannery O’Connor Childhood Home Peacock Guild Writer’s Salon, a talented group of local authors, will share original writing, carrying Flannery’s rich tradition of storytelling into the 21st century. Free Sun., May 28, 4 p.m. Flannery O’Connor Childhood Home, 207 E. Charlton Street.

RELIGIOUS & SPIRITUAL

12-STEP RECOVERY EUCHARIST/HOLY COMMUNION 12-Step Recovery Eucharist/Holy Communion is offered at 8:00AM every fourth Friday of the month at St. Paul’s Episcopal Church, 34th St & Abercorn, Savannah. Everyone is welcome. fourth Saturday of every month, 8 a.m. 912925-4609. alan.phyllis@att.net. St. Paul’s Episcopal Church, 34th & Abercorn Sts. BAND OF SISTERS PRAYER GROUP All women are invited. Second Tuesdays, 7:30am-8:30am. Fellowship Assembly, 5224 Augusta Rd. Email or call Jeanne Seaver or see website for info. “The king’s heart is like channels of water in the hands of the Lord.” (Prov. 21:1) ongoing. 912-663-8728. jeanneseaver@aol.com. capitolcom.org/ georgia.

BUDDHIST MEDITATION Everyone is welcome. Experience not necessary. Visit our website for location, meditation periods and classes. savannahzencenter.com. Individual instruction upon request. Email Cindy Un Shin Beach at revfugon@gmail.com for more information.. Online only, none.

CATHOLIC SINGLES A group of Catholic singles age 30-50 meet

frequently for fun, fellowship and service.

Send email or check website to receive announcements of activities and to suggest activities for the group. ongoing. familylife@ diosav.org. diosav.org/familylife-singles.

GRATITUDE CIRCLE IN THE SQUARES Gather with others to share gratitude.

Everyone welcome. Park next to Bull Street Library. Wednesdays, 12-12:30 p.m. 917-676-4280. facebook.com/ savannahgratitude. liveoakpl.org. Bull Street Library, 2002 Bull St. GUIDED SILENT PRAYER Acoustical songs, 30 minutes of guided silent prayer, and minutes to receive prayer or remain in silence. Wednesdays, 6:45-8:00pm at Vineyard Church, 615 Montgomery St. See website for info. ongoing. vineyardsavannah.org.

JESUS YESHUA Holidays and plans for 2017 underway for young adults and college Christians.

Contact Reverend Brenda Lee @yahoo.com or call (912) 236-3156. ongoing. No physical address given, none.

MARITIME BETHEL “Sundays on Thursdays” worship at the Fellowship Assembly. Plenty of parking for large trucks. Free Thursdays. 912-220-2976.

The Fellowship Assembly of God Church, 5224 Augusta Road.

A NEW CHURCH IN THE CITY, FOR THE CITY Gather on Sundays at 10:30am. Like the Facebook page “Savannah Church Plant.” ongoing. Bryson Hall, 5 E. Perry St. NEW ORLEANS BAPTIST THEOLOGICAL SEMINARY Courses are now being offered at the new Savannah Extension of New Orleans Baptist Theological Seminary. Full course loads for both Undergraduate and Graduate Degrees will be offered. Apply now at www.nobts. edu to start classes this winter. ongoing.

912-232-1033. revwasson@gmail.com.

Savannah Baptist Center, 704 Wheaton Street.

READ THE BIBLE IN ONE YEAR A Bible book club for those wanting to read the Bible in one year. Open to all. Book club format, not a traditional Bible study. All welcome, regardless of race, creed, sexual orientation, religion. Thurs. 6:00pm-7:00pm.

Call for info. ongoing. 912-233-5354. Holy Spirit Lutheran Church, 622 E. 37th Street.

SAVANNAH FRIENDS MEETING (QUAKERS) Un-programmed worship. 11am Sundays, third floor of Trinity United Methodist Church. Call or email for info.

All are welcome. ongoing. 636-2331772. savannahquakers@gmail.com. trinitychurch1848.org/. Trinity United Methodist Church, 225 West President St. SAVANNAH REIKI SHARE During shares, participants take turns giving and receiving universal life force energy via Reiki and other healing modalities. Present at the shares are usually no less than 2 Reiki Masters. Come share with us on the 1st and 3rd Thursday of every month at the Sweet Water Spa in downtown Savannah.

Sign up at Savannah Reiki Share or Reiki by Appointment on Facebook. Free, 7 p.m. 440371-5209. Sweet Water Spa, 148 Abercorn Street.

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Find us on Facebook at: B Net Management, Inc. for available property listings 801 W. 39th St. 3bd/1ba Central heat and air, fenced in backyard, LR and dining room $850/month Available June 1st 2031 New Mexico Apt. B. 1BR/1BA Efficiency, off Pennsylvania. Kitchen w/ appliances, LR, carpet, ceiling fans. $720/month includes utilities or $195/weekly option payment.

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Westside / Eastside Savannah: 37th, 38th, & 42nd Streets. Adult Living.

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DUPLEX: 1216 East 54th Street. 247-5404 2BR/1BA $590/month plus $590/deposit. Two blocks off Waters Avenue, close to Daffin Park. Call 912-335-3211 or email adamrealstate@gmail.com. Days/ ROOM FOR RENT, Mature renter preferred, proof of income Nights/Weekends. required. $160 weekly + deposit.

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ROOMS FOR RENT - Ages 40 & better. $150 weekly. No Off ACL Blvd. & Westlake Ave.

2 & 3BR, 1 Bath Apts. Newly Renovated, hardwood floors, carpet, ceiling fans, appliances, central heat/air, washer/dryer hookups. $625-$795/month for 2bdrs and $735-$895/month for 3bdrs.

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SAVANNAH’S HOUSE OF GRACE

SENIOR LIVING AT IT’S BEST FOR AGES 50 & BETTER Shared community living for full functioning seniors ages 50 & above. Nice comfortable living at affordable rates.

Shared kitchen & bathroom.

All bedrooms have central heating/air and cable.

Bedrooms are fully furnished and private. Make this community one you will want to call home.

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SHARED LIVING: Fully Furnished Apts. Ages 40 & better. $170 weekly. No deposit. All utilities included.

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VERY BIG HOUSE FOR RENT *15 Sidney Court: 4BR/1BA, Automotive central heat/air. $985/month plus $900/security deposit.

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