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Table of Contents Volume 5, No. 1, September 28, 2005

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On the Cover: AASU students at the “Give for the Gulf’ kickoff event last week

News

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A year of hurricane relief at AASUhe

Community

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Oktoberfest on the river

Letters

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Readers have their say

Letter from the Editor 10 When irony turns ironic Jane Fishman Earthweek

11 A poem for our times 12

This week on your planet

Blotter 13 From SPD reports News of the Weird 14 Digital Diva

Music Interview 18

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Strange but true New tech column

Vibes Music Interview 18 Marshall Tucker Band

19 Unknown Hinson

Music Interview

20 Music 101

Music Menu

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21 Local gigs a la carte

Connect Recommends 22 Concerts of the week

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Soundboard 26 Who’s playing and where

Culture Art Patrol 23

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Exhibits & openings

Film Now Showing 25

All the flicks that fit

The 411 Art Patrol 23

Week at a Glance

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Our best bets for cool stuff to do

Happenings 29 All the stuff, all the time Astroscope 45 What’s your sign?

Classifieds Weather 12 News from the sky Crossword Puzzle 41 Mental Fun

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Classifieds 46 They call it “junk,” you call it “couch”

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Week at a Glance

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22nd Annual Oktoberfest on the River What: One of Savannah’s favorite events returns with fun for the whole family. The festival features great food, beer (German and domestic), wine, non-stop entertainment, arts and crafts, interactive activities, a children’s activity area and the world famous 11th annual Wiener Dog Races. New this year is a wine-tasting area and German wines for sale.

When: Kicks off Friday, Sept. 30 at 5 p.m. and continues through Saturday and Sunday, Oct. 1 and 2. Where: River Street. Cost: Admission is free. There is a $10 entry fee for competitors in the Wiener Dog Races, with all proceeds Call: going to the Friends of Animals of the Coastal Empire.C 234-0295 or visit www.riverstreetsavannah.com.

Revolutionary Perspectives Lecture Series

What: The musical group, Mamar Kassey, from the Republic of Niger, West Africa, will perform as part of Daniel Pearl Music Days: Harmony for Humanity. The series is named for the Wall Street Journal reporter who was kidnapped and murdered by terrorists in Pakistan in 2002, A classically trained violinist, an avid fiddler and a mandolin player, Pearl used his passion for music to form friendships across cultural divides. When: Thursday, Sept. 29 at 7 p.m.

Where: Jewish Educational Alliance, 5111 Abercorn St. Cost: Free.

Friday Sept. 30

Junior League Thrift Sale

What: Last year, the League raised more than $118,000 throughout the two-day sale, which features items of all types. On Saturday, items are half-price. Proceeds benefit local community projects. This year’s focus will be on education. When: Friday, Sept. 30 from 10 a.m. to 2 p.m. and Saturday, Oct. 1 from 10 a.m. to 3 p.m. Where: Savannah Civic Center. Cost: $4 on Friday and $2 on Saturday. Tickets can be purchased in advance at the civic center.

Saturday Oct. 1

Oktoberfest Regatta

What: The Geechee Sailing Club hosts this event for self-righting sailboats 21 feet and up. The races will be held in the Wilmington River, Wassaw Sound and the Atlantic Ocean. When: Oct. 1 and 2. Competitors who have not pre-registered may register on Friday, Sept. 30 between 6-8 p.m. at Tubby’s Tank House, 2909 River Dr. in Thunderbolt. A skipper’s meeting will follow at 8 p.m.

Call: Steve Toney at 898-8983 or send e-mail to steven.v.toney@sas02usace.army.mil.

What: This event will feature live music by Bluez Catz of Richmond, Va. and Savannah’s own Stewart Marshall, Kristina Beatty and North of Here. Also there will be food, with barbecue, gumbo, slaw, beans and other bayou fixins. All proceeds will go to the Episcopal Diocese of Louisiana to provide food, clothing, shelter, job assistance and other relief to hurricane victims in the Gulf. When: Oct. 1 from 7--11 p.m. Where: St. Thomas Episcopal Church, on Isle of Hope at the corner of Cornus and St. Thomas avenues. Cost: $10 adults and $5 children 12 and under. Tickets are available at the church and at Cutter’s Point Coffee in Sandfly.

Call: 355-3110.

The Gatlins in Concert What: Shag deejays will play before, during breaks and after The Gatlins performance. There also will be a charity auction to benefit Open Arms and Inner City Night Shelter. When: Oct. 1 at 6 p.m.

The Gatlins will perform at 7:30 p.m. Where: Holiday Inn/Midtown, 7100 Abercorn St. Cost: $15 in advance and $20 at the door.

Call: 9927-4784 or 398-8784 or book online at www.shagbeachbop.com.

Reel Savannah Presents My Summer of Love

Sunday Oct. 2

What: Emotional and physical changes bloom one summer for two 16-year-old girls in Southern England in this 2004 British film. When: Oct. 2 at 7 p.m.

Where: Lucas Theatre. Cost: $7.

SSU Academic Lecture Series

Monday Oct. 3

What: Master percussionist Victor Williams presents The History of the Drum in Diaspora. He will conduct a demonstration of African-influenced percussion instruments, and there will be a discussion on the Afro-Cuban and Caribbean influences and stylistic comparisons. When: Oct. 3 at 11 a.m. Where: Savannah State University’s Fine Arts Auditorium.

Cost: Free.

Creative Minds Speaker Series

Tuesday Oct. 4

What: Dr. Mel Levine, a pediatrician specializing in learning differences and development in children, who has appeared on Oprah and Today, will present Ready or Not, Here Life Comes. When: Oct. 4 at 6:30 p.m. Where: Savannah Country Day School. Cost: $5 in advance. Call: 961-8828 or visit www.savdcds.org.

Psychotronic Film Society Presents The Zero Effect

Tuesday Oct. 5

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What: This is the third in a series of lectures about the Revolutionary War that are being sponsored by the Coastal Heritage Society. Dr. Carol Ebel of Armstrong Atlantic State University will present Ten to One Odds of No Return: Lachlan McIntosh, Benjamin Lincoln and the Virginia Continentals During the Siege of Savannah. When: Sept. 29 at 7 p.m.

Where: Savannah History Museum Theater, 303 Martin Luther King Jr. Blvd., in the Visitors Center. Cost: Free.

Call: Krystal Kornegay at 651-2249 or kkornegay@chsgeorgia.org to RSVP.

What: This play is based on the Caldecott Award-winning book Many Moons by James Thurber. All ages will enjoy this uplifting tale which focuses on Princess Lenore, who becomes very ill as a result of a mysterious longing. Her doting father promises her the moon when she requests it, only to discover the impossibility of actually getting it. A perfect first-time theater experience for any child. When: Saturday and Sunday Oct. 1, 2, 8 and 9 at 3 p.m.

Where: Black Box Theatre at SPACE, 9 W. Henry St. between Bull and Whitaker streets. Cost: $5. Call: 651-6783 for reservations.

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IN AN EXTRAORDINARY EFFORT, the Diabetes Association for distribution to shelters Armstrong Atlantic State University community has that are in desperate need of these supplies. joined forces to help evacuees who have fled the “They really need diabetic supplies because a hurricane-ravaged Gulf Coast. That might not seem lot of people who were affected by the hurricane much different from the rest of the nation, which don’t have the money to get supplies,” says Lyto has opened its collective heart to victims in terms of Marcius. “Some areas are short on supplies.” donations and other support.

Marcius says the diabetic supplies will be colWhat makes AASU’s effort so unique is its lected for at least six months, and probably for the scope. The comprehensive initiative will span an next year. “We’re always collecting,” he says. entire year.

“Whatever someone can give will help.”

Called Give for the Gulf, the initiative will address So far, the response has been outstanding, the needs of Gulf Coast residents as they exist now.

Marcius says. “I’m amazed at the level of comBut over the next 12 months, it will change and be passion expressed by the people who are donating modified as the needs of the evacuees change over items,” he says. the coming year.

Dr. Michael Mink, an assistant professor in One thing that will not change is the ongoing AASU’s Department of Health Services, says many effort to provide support. The initiative was created people were lucky to get out with their lives, but by students, staff and faculty. They’re determined to lost their diabetic supplies in the effort. “There’s no do fundraising, collect in-kind donations and dissemaccess to a ready supply,” he says.

AASU President Tom Z. Jones, left, colors ‘Give to the Gulf’ hearts with inate them, volunteer in community service operaSome diabetic patients have a greater need John Mitchell, AASU director of Counseling and Referral Services for supplies than others. Also, the Gulf Coast has a tions and provide educational opportunities and discussion panels to raise awareness of hurricane higher percentage of diabetic patients than the preparedness and the changing needs related to national average. disaster relief.

“Some have to have these supplies on a daily This collective effort began officially with a kickbasis,” Mink says. “If they don’t have them, it can off event held Sept. 21 at AASU’s Shearouse Plaza. cause problems, real problems. It’s very important At the kick-off, AASU President Thomas Z. Jones to do this and get them the supplies that they could be found cheerfully coloring a heart with need.” crayons at one of the fundraising booths.

AASU’s Lane Library is collecting children’s “I want to support folks in the Gulf,” he says, books that will be given to shelters throughout Jones says the initiative has the full support of Georgia that are housing displaced children and faculty, staff and students. “This is really just the their families. Books also will be sent to libraries start of a year-long series of activities,” he says. that were damaged to help them rebuild their col“There will be many other events.” lections.

One of those events, AASU Day, will have a difChris Freeman, head of circulation at Lane ferent focus than usual when it is observed next Library, was manning a donation station at the month. Jones points out that it’s important to help kick-off. “We’re collecting children’s books priothers, because, someday, the tables could be marily,” he says. “When we have enough books, turned. we’re going to send them to shelters that are “We live in a hurricane-prone area,” he says. “At Lyto Marcius, a student with the Dept. of Health Sciences, housing children who were displaced by Katrina.”

AASU, we’re a college community that comes collecting diabetic supplies While books may not fill any medical or lifetogether and addresses other people’s needs. saving needs, they are important, Freeman says.

Someday it could be us who needs help. I think this Club, a student service organization for ages 18-30 “Those kids need some kind of escape,” he says. “After is a wonderful opportunity for us to help others.” that is affiliated with the Rotary Club, was selling raffle all they’ve been through and all they’ve seen, they need Several committees were formed to launch the initickets. to have something that will take their mind off their tiative, including the Student Group Liaison, the “It was a terrible disaster,” Kennedy says. “People problems for a while.”

Community Action LIaison, Public want to get involved. As a community service organiA collection point will remain in Lane Library over Relations/Promotion, Event Organizing, Donations and zation, the Rotoract Club felt it was important to do the coming year. “It’s definitely a long-range kind of Accounting and a Discussion Forum committee. this. We’ll be doing more events like this in the future.” thing,” Freeman says. “The books can be new, used -Although the kick-off event was held for a serious The Department of Health Sciences is collecting whatever we can get people to bring to us.” cause, the activities were light-hearted. There was a diabetic supplies, such as glucometers, test strips, The Inkwell, the student newspaper at AASU, is colcookout, plus live musical entertainment and other lancets, alcohol swabs and bandaids. These will be lecting toys that will be distributed to children who activities. give to the Savannah Chapter of the American have been displaced by disaster in the Gulf. Chris Numerous campus groups sponsored their own Nowicki of The Inkwell says there’s a need to provide fundraisers. Samuel Kennedy of the AASU Rotoract

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children with items that go beyond the encouraged people to participate,” Adams basics needed to survive. says.

“These kids have been through so The fundraising efforts will continue much,” Nowicki says. “There has been so throughout the fall. Anyone can contribute, much food donated, plus donations of whether they are a member of the AASU basic supplies. community or not.

“We wanted to do something different, As the festivities of the kick-off wound to address the needs of children beyond the basic supplies,” he says. “Their lives down, Hurricane Rita bore down on the are really unstable at this point. And so already battered Gulf Coast. Will AASU’s many of them have lost everything, fundraising efforts be directed towards including their toys.” helping those victims as well?

The Inkwell is working with the “We’re meeting next week to discuss Salvation Army to get the donations of the steps in our next effort,” Adams says. toys where they are needed. “They know “This is very much a team effort. We want where the need is to be responsive to greatest,” Nowicki says. the needs of all Some fundraisers people in need, so we were designed to benefit will definitely be diseveryone involved. The cussing that.”

AASU Psychology Club Discussion forums sponsored a balloon will be held darts booth that not only throughout the raised money, but gave coming months that participants on campus will provide opportusome relief from the nities for public edustress of upcoming cation about the midterms. disasters. “We’re also The AASU chapter of going to explore the Student Georgia avenues for people to Association of Educators offer volunteer time,” is selling T-shirts and Adams says. food items to raise “We’ll hold some money. The money raised meetings to discuss Chris Nowicki with The Inkwell by that effort will be used opportunities and orito purchase school supentation for volunteers. plies for hurricane victims. Orders are still There are sometimes things that make being taken for the T-shirts and can be barriers between those who want to help placed at the AASU bookstore. and those who need help,” she says.

These were just a few of the “Potential volunteers sometimes hesfundraisers held during the official kick-off. itate because they’re uncertain about volSome events were held earlier in the unteering,” Adams says. “They wonder month to raise money. how long they will be gone and what they Many more events are being planned will be doing.” and will be announced later. That includes Volunteer orientation will be one step a silent auction that will be held some time to getting past those barriers. Adams says in November. other campus-wide events will continue, The entire community will be invited to such as car washes, bake sales, collecbid on artwork, merchandise, gift certifitions of supplies and other fundraisers cates and more to raise money for hursponsored by student, staff and faculty ricane victims as the holidays draw near. groups.

By the end of the day, about $5,800 in “It’s still unfolding,” Adams says. “There donations had been collected at the kickare a lot of wonderful ideas, and we want off drive. There also were lots of books, to hear them all.” toys and diabetic supplies donated.

The AASU community is behind all of “It’s been a fabulous collaboration them. John Mitchell, AASU Director of between students, staff and faculty,” says Counseling and Referral Services, also Dr. Alice Adams, an assistant professor found time to crayon a brightly colored with the AASU Department of Health heart at the kick-off event.

Services. “Everyone has been helping in “We’re part of the community at large,” any way they can.”

Mitchell says. “I feel this is an excellent Amazingly, planning for the initiative example of what can be done to help.” ◗ began just two weeks before the kick-off For more information contact Dr. Alice was held. “We had great participation and Adams at 921-7346 or visit leadership,” Adams says. www.armstrong.edu/katrina. For infor“A small group of us said we should be mation about the book drive, visit doing something to help,” she says. “We library/armstrong.edu/giveforthegulf. called a campus-wide meeting and from Donations by check should be written to that, this all came together. The response the AASU Foundation, with “Katrina has been great, from faculty, staff and stuRelief” written in the memo line. dents.”

The response to the kick-off was particularly heartening. “I think one thing that helped us was the variety of activities that

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Oktoberfest fills River Street with music, food and drink this weekend QUIETLY AND CONSISTENTLY, Savannah’s In addition to the typical bratwurst and wienerOktoberfest celebration has become the area’s schnitzels, tasty German pastries will also be on second-largest public event -- second only to that hand. really big deal that goes on here each March.

“The palate will certainly be challenged,” Hill “We’ll get 200,000 people to attend over the promises. course of the weekend, depending on the weather,” For the kids, a Comcast Children’s Activity says Kenny Hill, assistant director of the Savannah area will feature things like hat making and Waterfront Association. “If the temperature drops monster murals. into the 70s, we’ll easily see in excess of that.”

In other regular Oktoberfest events, the Though many events at this weekend’s always popular “Wiener Dog races” -Oktoberfest will be standard fare -- the Wiener Dog Dachshund races, actually -- are again at 11 a.m. races and German food booths, for example -- Hill Saturday. At 2 p.m. Saturday, however, comes says there will be a few new wrinkles. an event that will either fascinate you or repel Entertainment-wise there’s a major upgrade, with you -- the self-explanatory “Roger Wood Foods Southern rockers Marshall Tucker Band playing Vidalia Onion Sausage Eating Contest.”

Friday night, and the ‘70s band Ambrosia headlining Sunday’s main event is the River Street Saturday night.

Waiter’s Race at 3 p.m., in which various repre“There will be a German winetasting tent, with 15 sentatives of the local food and beverage comGerman wines sponsored by three local distribmunity do “Survivor Style” stunts in full regalia. utors,” Hill says. “You can taste each of 15 wines for And of course, the soundtrack for the entire Ambrosia performs Saturday evening on River Street (it is highly unlikely that they $15.” weekend will be a German “Oompah” band. ◗ will be performing oompah music, however) There will be four German imported beers The 22nd Annual Oktoberfest takes place this available at Oktoberfest beer stations.

Because of post-911 security measures, the public Friday-Sunday on River Street. Opening ceremonies are Another twist this year involves two visiting vessels, will not be able to visit the U.S.S. Cole, in port through 5 p.m. Friday night. Marshall Tucker Band plays later the Georgia Bulldog shrimpboat and the U.S.S. Cole. the festival. The vessel, target of a terrorist bombing in that evening. The Wiener Dog Races happen 11 a.m.

“The Georgia Bulldog shrimpboat is an extension 1999, will be on hand for Oktoberfest opening festivities Saturday. Ambrosia plays Saturday evening. Waiter service boat converted to a teaching vessel,” Hill says.

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Races are at 3 p.m. Sunday. Children’s activities, “You can take free shrimpboat tours on a live, working German food lovers will have eight German-themed German food and drink available throughout the festival. shrimpboat.” food booths staffed by local restaurants to choose from.

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Editor, I just returned from hell. It can be found in a vast area between Biloxi.

Miss., and New Orleans.

I served briefly at a makeshift shelter in a small part of that seemingly endless stretch of utter devastation in a place that was once Bay St. Louis, Miss. While it still has its name, it is no longer recognizable -- at least not in my brother’s neighborhood of Cedar Point, where his house along with every house for as far as the eye can see are gone.

The people of the Gulf Coast need immediate help in the form of Gatorade -they need more than just water to hydrate. They need blue tarps because they need makeshift shelters. Where are the agencies that provide tents, tarps and cots until the long-lost trailers arrive?

They need box fans and extension cords –- as the power grid comes back on line they need to move air in stillsoaked homes and businesses and some creature comforts in order to sleep.

They need flathead shovels to scrap the feet of mud and silt from the few homes that might be saved. They need mud boots, work gloves, and cleaning supplies sent in boxes, not in plastic and paper bags.

They need cars and trucks for the few established shelters because most modes of transportation were destroyed or damaged.

People in the destroyed areas can not get to the centers set up by FEMA and the Red Cross nor to locations with supplies because they have no means to, and it is too far or too dangerous to walk.

Soon they will need towels, sheets and pillow cases and other bedding.

Soon they will need pots and pans and other basic items to rebuild some sense of normalcy.

They do not need any more clothes right now as they have mountains of those with no clean dry place to store them and the rains are coming. They do not need anything sent in glass containers as little of that already sent survived the trip and broken glass represents the possibility of dangerous cuts in a world filled with bacteria.

They do not need boxed cereals as they have no milk and little sugar and no clean bowls or spoons to eat out of.

The mountains of canned goods will be needed later when there are places to store food and prepare meals in homes, even temporary ones, they just do not need more of that right now, as there are precious few dry clean places to store all of what they have already received and

not enough volunteers to organize and distribute it.

Mostly, they do not need smartly dressed FEMA reps with no answers, no ideas, no tools, no tarps, no idea of what is needed but plenty of applications to fill out.

They do not need the army of realtors driving up and down shattered neighborhoods wanting people to sell what little is left of a lifetime of hard work at a time when battered and bruised bodies and minds are still in a state of shock and unable to make basic decisions.

Profits off of this disaster will be plentiful for no-bid contractors and others wishing to take advantage of this opportunity to rebuild -- soon but not right now please.

I learned a lot in my brief stay. Others who have been at it non-stop for over twenty days -- church groups, Vietnam veterans, Woodmen of the World, the National Guard and individuals who cared enough to circumvent the unanswered calls to relief organizations hoping to find ways of helping -- have learned a lifetime of lessons.

Some like me went ahead without the “required” five hours of training and learned more in a few minutes than we ever dreamed or feared. The agencies we funded and leaders we elected promised us a plan of action but instead offered platitudes and plenty of applications.

Private Citizens and caring churches rose to meet the first two in the hierarchy of needs -- water and food -- but cannot hope to meet the third, shelter, without more help.

I also learned that most, except the poor, are ill-prepared to deal with having nothing amid the total devastation. The poor, white and black, understood and appreciated having anything to eat and drink was a major blessing with hot meals provided at our shelter and others by the Woodmen of the World and some Red Cross volunteers.

Others, obviously accustomed to the good life on demand, expected more than the basics. One twelve-year-old boy in particular refused to eat his dinner because there was no mayonnaise.

There are lessons he still needs to learn in life. There are more important ones to be learned by and about our elected officials and relief organizations.

Ideally we also need to re-examine the way we develop the coast. Realistically, expecting any meaningful lessons to be learned from this or the upcoming disaster sequels is, well… about as likely as finding mayonnaise in hell.

Cullen Chambers

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Sometimes the joke’s on us IN LAST WEEK’S ISSUE we ran a column by Doug Wyatt, former editor of our competition over at Diversions, titled “Get off poor Dubya’s back, people.”

When I first received Doug’s column, I thought, hey, here’s something different: A tongue-in-cheek “defense” of the president in the voice of a typical dittohead parroting the latest AM radio talking points, artfully showing just how shallow and indefensible the writer thinks said talking points are.

Surely everyone will get the joke, I thought, in between patting myself on the back for my superior editorial discretion.

Surely no one will think Doug’s for real.

Wrong!

From the moment the paper hit stands, we began receiving long, angry emails from readers who didn’t get the sarcasm at all, who differed very strongly with Doug’s “defense” of the president.

Here’s an excerpt from one: I am really surprised that you would print an article that reads like a fifth grader wrote it.... His reference to ‘those people’ is an obvious statement of prejudice which has no place in this newspaper.... This is the part of the article that really makes me laugh: ‘Get one of them pantywaist Democrats in the White House

and we’d be hopelessly in debt, painfully divided and about as popular around the world as malaria.’ I mean honestly, did this man just wake up from a seven year coma?.... Oh and I hope you don’t pay Doug Wyatt because you are getting hosed.

And from another: And who are ‘those people?’ That is the most ignorant thing that I have heard!.... After wading through contaminated water with no food, water, or shelter, I think THOSE people deserve a damn applause! Just to let you know, a Democrat president is NOT in the White House, but ours is too busy on his Texas ranch to care about the debt of this country, the death count in Iraq, or the poverty stricken in New Orleans.

I gently explained that Doug’s column wasn’t defending Bush at all -- quite the opposite -- and gave them the option of rescinding their letters. They did.

I confess that at first I did question the I.Q. of anyone who would take Doug’s column at face value. You’d think the sentence “Even if most of the dead were on welfare, that kind of seems a shame” would be a major tipoff.

Maybe the conservatives are right, I thought. Maybe liberals really are gullible, humorless and shrill.

But then I had an epiphany: Maybe our readers’ inability to detect Doug’s sarcasm was less a comment on themselves than on just how far the level of discourse has fallen in this country.

Maybe Doug’s column wasn’t really that unbelievable after all.

The truth is that if you listen to Ben Bennett four hours each morning and Rush Limbaugh three hours each afternoon, and then watch Bill O’Reilly for an hour each night followed by an hour of Sean Hannity, you might not see Doug’s column as over the top at all. And hence, liberals -- as usual letting conservatives set the agenda -- would see it that way too.

In which case, to be brutally honest, the only errors in judgment may have been by Doug for writing the column and by me for running it. The joke, in effect, was on us for not getting the new reality.

The other day I was swimming at a local pool I’m a member of. I overheard one of the regulars greeting the lifeguard on duty by saying, “Whatever you do, don’t be a liberal. Vote Republican.”

Call me shrill, call me humorless, but that is not an acceptable greeting on a beautiful summer afternoon.

Indeed, the word “liberal” has become so twisted and mis-used that on the St. Andrew’s School website, headmaster Em Hubbard feels the need to explain:

St. Andrew’s core curriculum provides a comprehensive, traditional, liberal arts education -- “liberal” in that the broad base of knowledge acquired liberates the mind from the limitations of ignorance.

Nicely put, Mr. Hubbard -- whether you meant it ironically or not. I really can’t tell anymore.

Speaking of irony: How ironic indeed that a liberal arts education -- perhaps the single most traditional and longstanding catalyst of Western civilization -- has to be preemptively defended against those among us who get up in arms as soon as they hear the word “liberal.”

But as Mr. Hubbard’s note indicates, we do live in a war zone of our own. We’re a nation of two hostile, deeply unenlightened camps -- one so frustrated and impotent that it fails to get a joke a child could get, and the other so brainwashed that it fails to see simple reality.

They say that truth is the first casualty of war; apparently, irony is the first casualty of politics. ◗ Jim is editor in chief of Connect Savannah. Read some of the letters excerpted here at his blog at connectsavannah.com/. To comment in a letter to the editor, e-mail us at letters@connectsavannah.com

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A bus carrying 25 elderly people exploded in flames when a spark from bad brakes combined with the oxygen masks tethered to their sides.

Back home I learned of a BBC program, “Newsnight,” on the poor in America, “the richest country on earth.”

The producers, who chose to film in Savannah because of its likeness to New Orleans, concluded that most Americans in poverty are not black, despite the pictures from New Orleans.

Still, the program asked, “Why is a black American child five times more likely to live in poverty than a white child?

Why is a black American baby more likely to die in the months after birth than a Cuban baby or one born in Beijing?”

The big question for Bush, the program asks, is how far the U.S. government can and should help the poor.

Here is the fourth stanza of Berry’s poem: Put your faith in the two inches of humus that will build under the trees every thousand years. Listen to carrion -put your ear close, and hear the faint chattering of the songs that are to come.

Expect the end of the world. Laugh.

Laughter is immeasurable. Be joyful though you have considered all the facts.

So long as women do not go cheap for power, please women more than men.

Ask yourself: Will this satisfy a woman satisfied to bear a child? Will this disturb the sleep of a woman near to giving birth?

Finally, the same day my neighbor, Stephen Horcha -- an idealist who runs a bike repair shop across the street, usually for nothing, which is why he probably has trouble making his rent -- organized a carfree day in Savannah, Georgia Gov. Sonny Perdue came out with this bombshell: To save fuel, he decided the state’s public schools should be closed two days last week. This announcement came late on a Friday, without consulting local educators.

No mention of what people were supposed to do with their children while they worked. No thought of what message this was sending to children (your education is expendable). No suggestion of carpooling, more bike paths, conservative use of air conditioning in public buildings.

Here’s the last stanza of Berry’s poem: Go with your love to the fields. Lie down in the shade. Rest your head in her lap. Swear allegiance to what is nighest your thoughts. As soon as the generals and the politicos can predict the motions of your mind, lose it. Leave it as a sign to mark the false trail, the way you didn’t go. Be like the fox who makes more tracks than necessary, some in the wrong direction. Practice resurrection. ◗

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LAST WEEK I LEFT TOWN for a few days to join some friends who were walking a segment of the 2,160-mile Appalachian Trail.

Instead of spending the night on the trail, we opted for a modest bed and breakfast in the equally modest Hot Springs, N.C. That is where I saw this Wendell Berry poem framed and hung on the wall. It has stuck with me.

Berry, who wrote the poem in 1973 and lives and works a family farm in Kentucky, calls it, “Manifesto: The Mad Farmer Liberation Front.”

It starts: Love the quick profit, the annual raise, vacation with pay. Want more of everything ready-made. Be afraid to know your neighbors and to die. And you will have a window in your head. Not even your future will be a mystery any more. Your mind will be punched in a card and shut away in a little drawer. When they want you to buy something they will call you.

When they want you to die for profit they will let you know.

Poetry is a lot to take in. So after the first day of walking through the aptly named Blue Ridge Mountains, passing five people all day, I paused before a visit to the town’s mineral springs hot tub, where we went to soak our flatlanderchallenged bodies, to stand in the hall and read the poem again. Here are the second and third stanzas: So, friends, every day do something that won’t compute. Love the Lord. Love the world. Work for nothing. Take all that you have and be poor. Love someone who does not deserve it. Denounce the government and embrace the flag. Hope to live in that free republic for which it stands. Give your approval to all you cannot understand. Praise ignorance, for what man has not encountered he has not destroyed.

Ask the questions that have no answers. Invest in the millennium. Plant sequoias. Say that your main crop is the forest that you did not plant, that you will not live to harvest. Say that the leaves are harvested when they have rotted into the mold. Call that profit. Prophesy such returns.

On the drive back to Savannah we did not listen to the news, but sitting in the back seat I did read the paper. Nothing had changed except for the worse.

People were fleeing the hurricane in Texas, driving five miles an hour, turning off their engines and pushing their vehicles to save gas. The governor of Texas boasted of an exit strategy, only he forgot to factor in the number of cars with the availability of highways.

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Ozone Hole Grows The U.N. reported that the hole in the ozone layer above Antarctica has grown 4.2 >4.0 to near-record size this year, Rita 3.1 Jova Lidia suggesting that 20 years of polPhilippe lution controls have had little effect on the annual phenomenon.

Kenneth Geir Braathen, the World Max Meteorological Organization’s top ozone expert, told a news 5.2 briefing that the so-called ozone recovery has yet to be confirmed. Last month, U.S. scientists said that the Antarctic region’s ozone layer had stopped shrinking, but recovery could take decades as previWeek Ending September 23, 2005 ously released ozone-depleting chemicals filter out of the atmosphere. Chlorofluorocarbons containstorms Kenneth, Lidia and Max passed ing chlorine and bromine have been over the open waters of the eastern Pacific. blamed for thinning of stratospheric ozone because they interact with ozone molecules, causing them to break apart.

Glaciers in southern New Zealand have begun to gain Tidal surges and flash flooding more ice over the last two from an unnamed tropical years despite the worldwide storm killed at least 55 people trend of glacial retreat due to global in Bangladesh and India. warming. Heavy precipitation in the • Typhoon Damrey unleashed flash floodSouthern Alps is said to be responsible ing that killed two people in the northern for the reversal of glacial retreat on the Philippines. The storm was taking aim on South Island. The country’s National far southern China late in the week.

Institute of Water and Atmospheric • Eight people, including three children, Research used aerial photographs to rewere killed when Tropical Storm Vicente veal that some of the 50 newly advancing battered Vietnam's northern and central glaciers are gaining as much as 3 feet in provinces. length per day. But climate scientist Jim • Typhoon Saola skirted Okinawa, and Salinger said the rivers of ice are still far was predicted to brush southern Japan’s from their sparkling glory of a century Kyushu Island. ago.

• After drenching the Florida Keys and Cuba’s northern coast, Hurricane Rita was bearing down on Texas.

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4.8 0 +115 • Hundreds of people slept out5.5 Berbera, doors on the mid-Atlantic Azores Somalia island of Sao Miguel after a swarm of more than 200 light-tomoderate earthquakes cracked buildings.

• Earth movements were also felt -90 0 on islands in the Greek Ionian Vostok, Sea, and in northwest Iran, eastAntarctica ern Ethiopia, the Andaman Islands, northwest Sumatra, Java, northern Japan, far northern Chile, western An extended drought is causNevada and southern parts of the San ing elephants and buffaloes to Francisco Bay Area. die of starvation in a key Zimbabwe wildlife region. The Australian authorities in the state-controlled Herald reports the animals have perished in the Matetsi area western Victoria city of near Victoria Falls, a popular tourist destiWarrnambool believe that a nation. A critical fuel shortage due to the man, who left a trail of scorch country’s economic crisis has kept diesel marks and molten plastic behind him as from reaching water pumping stations, he walked by, had built up at least 30,000 which normally provide fresh water to volts of static electricity in his jacket. The wildlife during times of drought.

Australian Broadcasting Corp. reports Frank Clewer’s first static discharges occurred when he walked into a local busiAn explosive eruption of ness. “Within say, around five minutes, the Mexico’s Volcano of Fire was carpet started to erupt,” he told the netheard in villages up to 10 miles work. The Country Fire Authority evacufrom the crater. No injuries were ated the building and those around it, reported, but emergency workers were fearing the discharges could cause larger provided with face masks as ash rained electrical problems. After Clewer down on nearby communities. scorched a piece of plastic on the floor of • El Salvador’s Ilamatepec Volcano his car, he surrendered his synthetic showed a further increase in activity. jacket to fire authorities, who said it conMagma has risen to near the surface, and tinued to release discharges even after he authorities plan to conduct evacuation took it off. ◗

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Police arrested two burglars minutes after a burglary in Ardsley Park last week.

Undercover officers spotted two suspicious individuals walking in the lane near Abercorn and 49th Street. At about the same time, a call was broadcast indicating a burglary had just occurred at 324 East 48th Street and that jewelry, cash and a number of collectors’ alleged und on the fo e is d n a h coins had been taken. Officers merc Some of the Ardsley Park burglar stopped the two suspects and a search revealed the same property in their pockets along with two screwhave on high heels.” She was arrested drivers they used to enter the residence. and taken to the police department for a The two suspects and the property were breath test. Her blood alcohol count returned to the residence where the reswas above the legal limit and she was idents confirmed the identification of taken to Chatham County Detention the pilfered property. Richard Jiles, age Center.

17, and a sixteen year old juvenile were arrested.

• A woman returned home from work to find her vehicle missing. A friend of • An East Waldburg Street resident the woman called to tell her that the told police her nephew, who is on woman’s ex-boyfriend “had come over juvenile probation, had stolen her during the day, taken the vehicle and anniversary ring and several gold had wrecked it on Gwinnett Street.” The bracelets. She said she gave the woman told police that she and the nephew a few days to recover the stolen boyfriend “had broken up two weeks items, but called police after he was earlier and that she had not given him unsuccessful. The nephew admitted that permission to use her car.” She also he stole the items and told police he said she had “never given the man a key was coming back from the “thrill lady’s” to the car, and if he had one, he must (a person who sells Iced pops) when he have had one made.” The officer who was approached by a man in his early responded was aware of the accident 20s with short dreads, medium build, involving the woman’s car and advised upper gold teeth and bug eyes. He said her the ex-boyfriend had been arrested the man “goes by the nickname of Bug and was already in jail. The officer Eye, but he does not know his actual assured her the man would be charged name.” The nephew said he showed with auto theft. Later, the woman called Bug Eye the items he had stolen and and told the officer that it was her fault Bug Eye took them away from him. The the man had the vehicle and that she aunt was given a case report number did not want to press charges. and report procedures were explained to her.

• While on patrol, an officer observed a man riding a bike with no lights on • While conducting a traffic stop, an Abercorn Street. When asked his name, officer observed a vehicle pass by and the man gave a name, but then could park in front of the vehicle that was not spell it. He also gave his date of pulled over. After placing the first driver birth, but could not state his age. The into the patrol car, the officer observed man was placed into custody. During a the driver of the second vehicle was search, a small plastic bag with a approaching and that she was unsteady powdery white substance was dison her feet. As she walked closer, “she covered, as were seven individually lost her balance and had to grab the wrapped white rocks. The man told the officer’s shoulder to maintain her officer the substance was “baking soda balance.” She had a very strong odor of and the rocks were pieces of sheetrock alcohol on her person. She asked, “Why and that he was taking them to a friend is my friend going to jail?” The officer to be sold.” The man said he needed the asked if she had been drinking and she money to pay for his probation. He was said, “Yes, I had a couple.” Her speech charged with obstruction by giving false was slurred, her eyes were bloodshot information and possession with intent and her pupils were fixed and dilated. to distribute. ◗ She was asked to perform a series of tests to see if it was safe for her to drive, but she said, “I can’t because I

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Latest Step in Male Obsolescence In September, Dr. Paul De Sousa and a research team at the Roslin Institute in Edinburgh, Scotland, told a professional audience that they had just created human embryos from female eggs without using sperm. De Sousa’s team employed electrical shocks to “trick” 300 eggs into dividing as if fertilized and was successful six times, creating 50-cell “blastocysts” that could eventually produce stem cells. De Sousa denied that his embryos would be implanted into wombs to create female fetuses (and said his government license does not authorize that), but could grow replacement tissue for a faulty organ of the egg’s donor.

Government in Action For 25 years, Multnomah County, Ore., has set aside 1 percent of public building construction money for art, meaning almost $600,000 worth for its new $58 million jailhouse. Critics of the program say that art won’t do much to battle crime in Multnomah, but on the other hand, so far, neither has the $58 million. The jail has been finished for a year, but as of September, it’s still empty

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because county officials have not found a way to pay the operating expenses. If they ever do, inmates and visitors will be treated to such works as Thomas Sayre’s concrete shipwreck sculpture.

City Officials Who Know How to Make News of the Weird: Mayor Felipe Santolia of Espertantina, Brazil, declared last May 9 as “Orgasm Day,” pointing out that orgasms seem to make people happier and more productive. And Mayor Gabor Mitynan of a municipal district in Budapest, Hungary, declared in August that female workers should not wear revealing skirts to work unless they have “completely perfect legs,” nor crop tops unless they have “well-trained bellies.”

Government Service Is Tougher Than You Think: City council member Yvonne Lamanna, 58, filed a worker compensation claim earlier this year against the city of Penn Hills, Pa., when she suffered a severe back injury as she took her seat at the Feb. 7 council meeting. And the chief minister of the Malaysian state of Kedah ordered all members of the legislature from his party to learn how to catch snakes so they will be ready to help people in distress. “Otherwise,” he said in

June, “they will be standing there watching helplessly as victims cry (out).”

Are We Safe?

In July, the Transportation Security Agency fired Houston airport baggage handler Bassam Khalaf when it discovered that he is, off-duty, the “Arabic Assassin,” a rap singer whose lyrics, according to TSA, glorify the 9-11 hijackers and threaten similar mayhem on the United States in the future. (Khalaf said his lyrics were an innocent effort to gain notoriety as a performer.)

Might Have Gone Too Far In July, envelope-pushing strip club owner Howard White changed the main sign for his joint on Century Boulevard near Los Angeles International Airport from “Live Nude Nude Nudes” to “Vaginas R Us.” Neighboring merchants immediately complained, but city officials said that “vagina” is simply not an obscene word. However, the city did cite White’s sign for being made of illegal combustible vinyl. At press time, opponents of the sign were trying to encourage the Toys R Us company to force White to abandon the name as too similar to its own protected trademark.

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Eastern Freeway in Doncaster, Australia, when a driver on a restricted permit was stopped for speeding (at the equivalent of more than 120 mph), he told the officer in apparent seriousness that he didn’t realize the police worked that late. (We’re a “24-hour organization,” said a police spokesman.)

Recurring Themes British insurance companies occasionally write policies on unconventional risks, as News of the Weird reported in 1996, when Goodfellow Rebecca Ingrams Pearson wrote a $160,000-equivalent policy covering alien abduction (including pregnancies resulting from the abduction, even if it is a male who gets pregnant, in the event that the aliens have such extraordinary powers that they can impregnate males). In July 2005, sponsors of the Visit Scotland Adventure Triathlon in Loch Ness announced they had purchased insurance from the company NIG to pay up to the equivalent of $1.8 million in case any of the competitors are attacked by the Loch Ness monster.

Fine Points of the Law (1) Judge Jeffrey K. Sprecher of Berks County, Pa., dismissed charges against a man in August for buying beer for his underage neighbor, ruling that the prosecutor hadn’t proved all of the elements of the crime. Specifically, said Sprecher, there was no evidence offered that Miller Genuine Draft is “beer.” (Prosecutors usually submit a government-created listing of beers as proof but failed to do that.) (2) In August, police in London, Ontario, informed the mother of a college student murdered in 1990 that they had recently solved the case and were certain that the perp was a man on parole at the time and who died in 1994. However, said police, they cannot reveal his name because of “privacy laws.”

Evelyn Davison, 74, of Austin, Texas, filed a lawsuit in June against a neighbor who had failed to bring in her empty garbage can after a pickup. Davison discovered it in her driveway, and, attempting to move it by herself, she said she was seriously injured when she accidentally fell into it. And the Minnesota Court of Appeals sent a case back to trial in May, ruling that Jenell Casarez could indeed sue Amy and David Klema for injuries suffered as a guest in their home.

According to the lawsuit, Casarez needed to use the bathroom, which was occupied by David, and so with Amy’s acquiescence, went to the basement and attempted to relieve herself in a concrete laundry tub, but when she climbed on top, it tipped over and crushed her fingertips. (Alcohol was involved, according to the trial court.)

Clumsiest Surviving ArtistBombmaker: Chris Hackett, 33, built a small functional bomb that he was set to exhibit in the Lower Manhattan Cultural Council in New York City around the time of the Sept. 11 remembrances, but tried to assure worried exhibitors that it was only an art project and would not explode. Hackett is the artist who in January 2004 blew up part of his face when a propane tank exploded as he was hooking it up to fire a confetti cannon.

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(1) Amir Husain, 17, and Anthony Nauman, 18, who allegedly burglarized a home in Mundelein, Ill., in August, were easily tracked down by police after the pair decided to build a Web site and post photos of their loot for sale, along with their contact information. (2) In the early morning hours of a July day on the

From a Legal Notice of a Name Change in the Honolulu Advertiser, Aug. 24: from “Waiaulia Alohi anail ke alaamek kawaipi olanihenoheno Kam Paghmani” to “Waiaulia Alohi anail ke alaamek kawaipi olanihenoheno Kam.” ◗

(1) Rumors of dead people registered to vote in Venezuela are plentiful, but according to a Financial Times dispatch from Caracas, among the names (with ID numbers) appearing on the rolls in July was that of Henri Charriere, the reputedly awesome escapee-criminal known as Papillon, who died in 1973. (2) A truck hauling 8,000 live chickens overturned after being forced off the road near St. John’s, Newfoundland, in July when, on a two-lane highway, a car veered into the wrong lane and headed for the truck.

(Thus, the car driver might be said to have won the inadvertent game of “chicken” with the chicken-truck driver.)

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1000 Bytes = 1 Kilobyte 1000 Kilobytes = 1 Megabyte 1000 Megabytes = 1 Gigabyte 1000 Gigabytes = 1 Terabyte 1000 Terabytes = 1 Petabyte 1000 Petabytes = 1 Exabyte A bit of quick trivia: In 2000, we managed to create three exabytes of information. In 2002, we reached five EX, where 92% of the new information was stored on magnetic media, mostly in hard disks (all that music being shared - tsk). See the study at www.sims.berkeley.edu/research/project s/how-much-info-2003/. 5 EX is the equivalent to the information contained in 37,000 new libraries the size of the Library of Congress book collections.

At least something is higher than the national debt!

Moving beyond the Exabyte: 1000 Exabytes = 1 Zettabyte 1000 Zettabyte = 1 Zottabyte 1000 Zottabyte = 1 Brontobyte - that is a 1 followed by 27 zeroes!

And for the record, one hammer = 0 bytes.

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‘The music continues to be good...’

The Marshall Tucker Band plays River Street’s OktoberFest ASK ANYONE TO name five Southern rock groups, and it’s a safe bet that The Marshall Tucker Band will be on that list.

Along with The Allman Brothers, Lynyrd Skynyrd, The Outlaws and Molly Hatchet, this Spartanburg, S.C. group came to epitomize the genre, and they – in particular – came closest to incorporating outright jazz influences in their

by Jim Reed work, alongside the more obvious touchstones such as gospel, blues and country.

Much like their kindred spirits from Macon, The Allmans, The MTB (named after a blind piano tuner who lived in their hometown) made a name for themselves as an incredible live act that was willing to stretch their elastic and forgiving arrangements well past the point less talented groups could have reached.

Though founding members (and brothers) Tommy and Toy Caldwell both passed away long ago, and the original lineup of the group has not been intact for over two decades, the band has soldiered on under the watchful eye of vocalist Doug Gray, this lineup’s sole link to its formation.

Most folks know The Marshall Tucker Band best for their million-selling 1977 album Carolina Dreams. However, since Gray took over running the band, he’s guided them through several criticallypraised forays into blues, religious material and straight country.

They are currently readying their firstever Christmas album, which features a mix of both traditional and new yulerelated tunes, and – in an historic first – guest spots by a couple of original members of the group who have not appeared on any MTB records since the mid-1980s.

Doug Gray spoke with us by phone from his home in South Carolina.

Connect Savannah: What's it like to be in the same band for almost 30 years? Can you even remember a time when your life didn't revolve around The MTB? Doug Gray: No. But those are the good times. Once the stage lights come on, you're back where you were 30 years ago.

Connect Savannah: Is it ever a grind, singing the same songs all these years?

Doug Gray: You can lose your mind trying to juggle all of this. Some people do! I enjoy both sides of it. They call you up and want to hire you and you have to go.

You have no choice. It’s a responsibility, but one we enjoy. The wonderful thing is that the music continues to be good and we're picking up younger crowds, plus some of the older crowds who gave up on us for a while. We have so many gold and platinum records... How can you let those people down?

Connect Savannah: How is this lineup different from the original band that recorded most of your hits?

Doug Gray: When I close my eyes, I feel like what I've done right is to continue the same level of music that we've been doing for all these years. Some of these guys playing with me now have been in the group much longer than the original lineup was. We are not a copy band. We play the Marshall Tucker music because we believe in it. I don’t grab people for how they look on stage – but for what

they bring to the group. It’s like I’m the coach and they’re the players, but I get out there and play with ‘em.

Connect Savannah: What’s the difference between touring in 2005 and in 1985?

Doug Gray: We don’t have as many folks to do things for us as we used to, but it’s very much the same. I make sure that we don’t do anything that the original band wouldn’t have wanted or done.

Connect Savannah: How difficult was it to convince the old members to play on your upcoming Christmas album?

Doug Gray: It was a phone call, that’s all.

They were real excited. It was just a matter of finding out when they were free to come do it. We’ve all got families now.

Connect Savannah: Do people still think your name is Marshall Tucker?

Doug Gray: Without a doubt. Every day! especially when I wear one of our T-shirts.

Connect Savannah: Have you ever seen a Weiner Dog Race?

Doug Gray: No, but I’ve watched a lot of people eat hot dogs. ◗

The Marshall Tucker Band headlines Friday night’s OktoberFest celebration on River Street. Saturday night, ‘70s softrock warhorses Ambrosia headline. Both shows are free and open to the public.

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Unknown Hinson: I don't eat no solid foods.

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Unknown Hinson: Boxers.

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Unknown Hinson: I don't no nothin' about no rawk mess.

Connect Savannah: Dylan or Neil Young?

Connect Savannah: What's your secret for staying so youthful and good-looking?

Unknown Hinson: Bob Dylan. Neil Young sings like a womern.

Unknown Hinson: Good blood.

Connect Savannah: Porter Wagoner or Dolly Parton?

Connect Savannah: Would you rather drink moonshine with Jesco White or smoke pot with Jack Nicholson?

Unknown Hinson: What the hell do you think?

Unknown Hinson: Neither one.

Connect Savannah: Robert Blake or O.J.?

Unknown Hinson: Robert Blake. He didn't leave no mess.

Connect Savannah: Cash or Haggard?

Unknown Hinson: Faron Young.

Connect Savannah: Kris Kristofferson: genuine article, or no-talent poonboy?

Unknown Hinson: I ain't familiar with her.

Connect Savannah: Who deserves a kick in the ass more: Clinton or George W.?

Unknown Hinson: The idiots who elected Bush twice need the ass-kickin'.

Connect Savannah: If rock and roll is straight from hell, where's Michael Jackson from?

Unknown Hinson: Purgatory, I reckon.

Connect Savannah: Who's the better Dracula - Bela Lugosi or Christopher Lee? Unknown Hinson: Lugosi. I don't see no contest here.

Connect Savannah: Robert Blake or O.J.?

Unknown Hinson: I believe we already covered this.

Connect Savannah: What's the craziest thing someone ever did to get you in bed?

Unknown Hinson: One time a womern bought me a new guitar and a new suit of showdate clothes for in exchange my love. It was crazy ‘cause I didn't like either one of ‘em. They was the wrong color.

Connect Savannah: What's something you've never told anyone before?

Unknown Hinson: “I'm sorry if I offended you.” Yeah, yeah... that’d have to be it. ◗

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Unknown Hinson: Telecaster.

Connect Savannah: Best Nashville tailor Nudie or Manuel?

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Unknown Hinson: Loaded gun.

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LITTLE IS KNOWN about freakazoid country icon Unknown Hinson. Fact of the matter is the chief source of information on this 60-ish electric guitarist and songwriter is his own damn self.

But with everyone from Tom Petty to Matt Groening singing the praises of this fang-toothed cult figure with a legendary hatred for “rawk music,” and the ability to make even darkly satiric ditties about wifebeating hard not to laugh at, perhaps the less one knows, the better.

Did he really spend 30 years behind bars for a variety of violent offenses? Did he really meet and influence The Beatles?

Who cares. What matters is that he’s one hell of a fine guitarist, and as far as shticks go, his “Ever womern's dream and ever jealous husband's nightmare,” bit is about as good as it gets.

“As far as them candy-ass ‘new country’ stars... Hell they ain’t nothin’ but a buncha steroid-eatin’ purty boys in black hats and tight-ass jeans with $900 cowboy boots,” he rails.

“If I may say so, Nashville needs an enema. And I am just the person to administer said enema.”

I grilled Unknown Hinson over the phone before a gig at Atlanta’s Star Bar.

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“I think that’s how best to improve They’ll be held at either the Coastal the entirety of the Festival in the long Georgia Center or at Trinity United term. The more people you have in the Methodist Church, and will cover an area who are knowledgeable about unusually ambitious range of genres, music, the more likely they’ll participate, from opera to jazz and even motion and the more likely it is that their quality picture soundtracks. of life will improve. After all, that’s what Gibson says that so far, response to music does – it improves the quality of news of this upcoming series has been our lives.” overwhelmingly positive.

For the past few weeks, Gibson has “So far it’s been great. As more and been refreshing himself by pulling out more people find out that we’re doing old source materials and the rare this, they want to be involved.” archival audio and video recordings he’ll Gibson says the basic idea for Music use as aids. He recommends the classes 101 was his, and that while he won’t perfor anyone college age and older. sonally teach all the classes (he’ll “I’m not saying a high schooler welcome a couple of guest speakers – couldn’t get something out of this,” he such as piano scholar Julian Friedman adds, “but they’d have to already be and retired Armstrong professor and interested in a pretty diverse range of opera fanatic Joe Killorin), the core curmusic.” riculum is based around lesson plans he Gibson notes that the Chatham developed while at the aforementioned County school system will send over institutes for well over a decade. thirty teachers to the series so they can “I’ve been teaching the history of the pass along what they’ve learned to stublues and jazz for fifteen years. Those dents. classes were sort of meant as con“With any luck,” says Gibson with a tinuing education for the adult public, smile, “from now on out we’ll offer somebut I taught a lot of grad students as thing like this every year.” ◗ well. It’s an overview of American music.

For a complete schedule of classes and Let me tell you something, Julliard registration info, go to charged a whole lot more than us! www.savannahmusicfestival.org. (laughs)”

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Expect plenty of reggae and rock covers to fill out the night, but the highlights will undoubtedly be their intensely cathartic – and highly syncopated – originals that recall both early Primus and 311. Sat., JJ Cagney’s.

Straight-up old-school greaser rockabilly. Sat., 10 pm, The Jinx.

Exceptional songwriter and guitarist with a beautiful voice and a knack for impressionistic lyrics. Thurs., 8 pm, The Sentient Bean.

Powerhouse rock and soul combo that wrings the hell out of classic rock and funk with a ferocious attack, courtesy of Permanent Tourists bassist Eric Moore and lead guitarist Shane Morton. Wed., JJ Cagney’s + Sun., 10 pm, Mercury Lounge. ◗

Laura Blackley, Dean Fields The “elegantly aggressive” Americana of Asheville’s Blackley, and the MTVfriendly modern pop (think David Gray) of Fields. Sat., 8 pm, The Sentient Bean.

Sapphire Bullets of Pure Love 13-piece soul and classic rock show band offering everything from Motown and Stax numbers to funky John Hiatt gems. Sat., 9 pm, Sunbury Crab Company (Sunbury).

Southpaw Popular country and Southern rock covers, plus a few originals. Fri. - Sat., 9 pm, Silver Dollar Bar & Grill (Hwy 204).

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Kim Calhoun & Friends

The Buddy Corns Band

Eat Mo' Music Instrumental jazz quintet (bass, drums, guitar, trumpet, trombone) with an emphasis on soulful solos and funky grooves. Sat., 9 pm, Jazz’d Tapas Bar.

Roger Moss & Friends Cabaret-style show based around the Mercer, great American songbook (M Carmichael, Ellington, etc...) and featuring the award-winning vocalist Moss, plus standup bassist Peter Berquist and the sublime pianist Eric Jones. Sat., 9 pm, The Mansion on Forsyth Park.

Needles & Threads Suspension & Lingerie Show Co-sponsored by the body modification studio Planet 3, and designer Jeanne Tompkins’ Lucky Doll Lingerie company, this two-floor exhibition features brave souls willingly hung from all manner of body parts, and over a dozen girls modeling handmade underwear from the Savannah-based seamstress.

Sat., AVM Entertainment Complex.

Passafire Up-and-coming local alternative act that mixes organic hip-hop and reggae into infectious, rap-leaning modern rock.

They rarely play hometown shows, preferring instead to ply their wares on the road throughout the Southeast. Sat., Locos Deli & Pub.

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Relatively new local group (rock and blues covers and originals) led by a prolific songwriter and ace guitarist who was formerly a member of The Dynamic Duo. Fri., JJ Cagney’s.

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If you used to catch The Deep South Band playing traditional country at the Holiday Inn out on 204, this reunion of 3 of its members will be a trip down memory lane. Fri., The Sea Grill (Pt. Wentworth).

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This extremely talented guitarist and bassist has one of the most pleasing country and pop voices in the area, and has worked in several notable bluegrass, country and pop outfits over the years, including The Double Diamond Band, The Denny Phillips Band, and The Jimmy Wolling Band. Fri., Driftaway Café (Wilmington Island).

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Mamar Kassey

The Biscuit Burners

Back in September of last year, this internationally-known group of African pop stars were forced to cancel a scheduled appearance at this great midtown venue when they ran afoul of the Department of Homeland Security, and were denied the work visas needed to facilitate their goodwill tour of America.

As I noted at that time, in these days of heightened awareness (when most anything can easily be brought into the U.S. in general – and Savannah in particular – through unchecked maritime shipping containers), one of the greatest threats to the safety of the average American must certainly be a lanky musician bearing an ethnic instrument and wearing traditional garb.

Well, cooler heads have prevailed and now local audiences will finally have a chance to see a group that has been turning heads and enthralling crowds the world over with their blend of timeless African rhythms and exhilarating, audience-participation dance routines.

Hailed by critics as “one of the most exciting roots pop outfits anywhere,” the band was formed by its two leaders, Yacouba Moumouni and Abdoulaye Alhassane in 1998, and almost immediately Mamar Kassey had electrified Niger’s (not to be confused with neighboring Nigeria’s) rather lackluster pop scene. They play a fusion of national ethnic music (concentrating on the styles of Songhai, Fulani and Hausa).

However, what may be most interesting to audiences in our neck of the woods, is the noticeable influence of American black roots music.

The group deftly mixes native instruments such as the Fulani flute, desert fiddle and tabla-like drums with electric bass and guitar, which are played in a percussive “slap” style similar to that used in our own funk, soul and blues musics. At times, Cuban rhythms and New Orleans backbeats appear, but are placed directly alongside the drive and power of Niger’s traditional juju grooves, resulting in one of the most exciting new sub-genres to emerge from the African continent in the past decade. In fact, video footage shows people in their crowds shaking and shimmying, their arms outstretched, seemingly transported to another time and place – the group’s percussionists both mesmerizing the crowd and freeing them.

This show is free to all ages. Don’t miss this extremely rare opportunity to experience indigenous – yet progressive – music from this remote desert nation.

Thurs., 7 pm, The Jewish Education Alliance (5111 Abercorn St.).

One of the most well-attended lowdough shows at the last Savannah Music Festival was the one at SCAD’s Orleans Hall by this nouveauretro North Carolina bluegrass quartet.

Considering the short time they’ve been together, and the fact that they don’t have a major label behind them, the group has become surprisingly successful on their own terms. That’s no doubt due to their obvious talent on their acoustic instruments, their gregarious nature, and their youthful, freshscrubbed good looks.

Within the band’s first year, they’d already played Nashville’s famous Ryman Auditorium with the late, great fiddler Vassar Clements, seen their debut DIY record named as one of the Top 10 Bluegrass Albums of 2004 by The Chicago Tribune, and had their song "Come On Darlin" chosen as the IPOD Hot Pick Bluegrass Song of the Year.

They call what they do “Fiery Mountain Music,” and that’s an apt description. They’ve been burnin’ up the festival circuit for months now with their intricate picking and vocal harmonies that recall the brother-and-sister duets of years gone by, so this is a chance to see them up close and personal in a room that seats right about 100 folks. This is Old-Time music that sounds completely Tickets are $20 relevant – no small feat.T and can be charged in advance by calling 748-1930.

Fri., 8 pm, Randy Wood’s Picking Parlor (Bloomingdale).

Blues Traveler It’s been just over 8 years since Blues Traveler played our own Savannah Civic Center, and oh, how times have changed.

Back then, they were still riding high on a wave of publicity fueled by non-stop MTV airplay, and the cresting wave of the jam-band phenomenon. These days, the muscular rock group (recently revitalized after a longtime pallor cast by the 1999 death of their bassist Bobby Sheehan and their vocalist and amazing harp man John Popper’s myriad of obesity-fueled health problems) is touring small clubs like this Hilton Head venue, and pushing their latest release on Britain’s Sanctuary Records (home to fellow travellers Widespread Panic) alongside older hits like “Runaround” and “But Anyway.”

These guys can still play their asses off (they always were one of the better by far of their ilk), which alone makes this a show worth seeing.

Tues., Monkey Business (Hilton Head). ◗

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compiled by Jim Morekis Savannah gallery.” Medium and subject matter are open. Show runs through the month of November at Black Orchid Gallery. Submissions due Oct. 12. E-mail image of submissions, medium, dimensions, and a few words about the work to: foetoenoelle@hotmail.com/. Call 5960311.

June Stratton -- New fall collection of figurative oils now on view at the Whitney Gallery, 415 Whitaker St. Wed-Sat 10-5.

‘Black and White’-- Charcoal over palette gessoed canvas by Kellie Kaori Vernon.

Sept 15-Oct. 6 at Gallery Espresso, 234 Bull St. Reception Sept. 22, 6-8 p.m.

‘Sandscapes’ -- A collection of new paintings and drawings by Christopher Arnold at DAC Gallery at 1 E. Broughton St. Artist’s reception Friday Sept. 30 6-8 p.m.

R. Land -- Atlanta–based artist presents solo exhibition of never-before-seen work at Gallery Espresso, 234 Bull St., Oct. 6-Nov. 5. Opening party Saturday, Oct. 15, 7-11 p.m.

‘Silverworks 2005’ -- SCAD presents this juried exhibition at May Poetter Gallery, 342 Bull St., Oct. 6-26. A comprehensive collection of 33 photographic images created by SCAD undergraduate and graduate students during the 2004-05 school year. Free and open to the public.

JEA Art for October -- The monthly art show at the JEA, 5111 Abercorn St., beginning October 1 will feature the works of Ron Schaffer, Grace Rohland & Jerry Luke.

Gallery 209 Artists of the Month -- Potter Bryan Attaway and painter Maurenn Kerstein are Featured at Gallery 209, 209 E. River St. Stefano Cecchini & France Kayou -Exhibit at the Grand Bohemian Gallery in The Mansion on Forsyth Park thru Oct. 27. Opening reception Sept. 30, 6-9 p.m.

Meet the artist reception Oct. 2 noon-2 p.m.

Call for Entries -- ‘Unsuspected Outlaws’ will showcase artwork “liberated from the contraints of the conventional

Sandy Branam -- Solo exhibit at the Hospice Savannah Art Gallery, at Hospice House, 1352 Eisenhower Dr. thru October.

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No Coincidence -- Featuring artwork by Sean Fahie, Gulies Edwards, Alexis Javier, Ida Tate, and Curt Bya, Oct. 2-5 at Starland Gallery, 2428 Bull St. Opening reception Oct. 2, 6:30-10 p.m.

‘Constructs Series’ -- SCAD presents this exhibition of the work of photography professor Liz Darlington, Sept. 28–Oct. 30 at Pinnacle Gallery, 320 E. Liberty St.

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Work by Ron Schaffer is part of the JEA’s monthly show

‘Revelations: The Discovery of Beauty in Light and Shadow’ - Photographs of the human figure by Bill Ballard at the Starlander Gallery & Cafe, 11 E. 41st St. ‘Nocturnal Sunshine’ -- SCAD presents this exhibition of photographs by undergraduate photography student Brad Rankin, Sept. 8–Oct. 3, in the May Poetter Gallery, 342 Bull St. Free and open to the public.

‘Guale Gold’ --Images of Ossabaw Island

by Tim Coy; proceeds benefit the fund to restore the historic Boarding House on Ossabaw Island. Through Sept. 30 at Gallery 440, 440 Bull St.

‘Diorama’ -- New paintings by Savannah artist and SCAD professor Pete Christman, Sept. 6-Oct. 28 at the City of Savannah’s Gallery SPACE, 8 W. Henry St. Free and open to the public.

‘A Celebration of Judaic Art’ -- Work by Vicki Stone and Raya Zorkine expressing Jewish life. Sept. 6-Oct. 31 at the Hurn Museum, 1015 Whitaker St. Closed Monday. Admission for adults if $4 and for students is $3.

Michael Banks -- The Hurn Museum of Contemporary Folk Art presents work by this outsider artist Sept. 6-Dec. 31 at 1015 Whitaker St. ◗

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Avoid bad wine pairings and keep your mouth happy

EVER TRIED DRINKING ORANGE juice or milk after brushing your teeth?

Remember the gag response?

I have experienced plenty of wine moments like that. Like the time I regrettably gulped some stale wine that had been open in my friend’s fridge for three months, as opposed to the three days that her roommate reported (he giggled with guilt).

Or the time a bottle of French sauvignon blanc was so turned I thought I was sucking on a moldy piece of bark.

And then there are the numerous times when a food and wine pairing has simply killed the juice — the kind of coupling that makes you want gnaw on your foot rather than endure another mouthful.

Some things are better left alone:

Anything seasoned with vinegar.

Plenty of people will argue with me, but I just think salads, with their vinegary acidic dressings, are better with water.

I’ve never tasted a great wine pairing involving salad. Wine tends to fight with salad, and the salad always wins.

And try eating a dill pickle — or anything pickled — then washing it down with a white. I assure you, it’s so truly vile that you’ll never look at a pickle the same way again.

Asparagus. Many people call it “winechallenged” or “wine killer” since its compound — sulfurous amino acid methionine (the one that makes your pee smell funny) — tends to make whatever you’re drinking taste like grass, in a bad way.

Sure, there are ways to disguise it, by grilling the vegetable and dousing it in some cream-based sauce, but avoiding it with wine is best.

Don’t shun it from your table when wine is served, but don’t make the

mistake of following up a bite with a sip.

Otherwise, the gag response might occur.

Deviled Eggs. I experienced this and my mouth lived to tell about it. Go with coffee or tea, just don’t go near these puppies with any wine. I think the mayo kills it, or maybe the mustard, or the sulphur created when you cook the yolks.

Whatever it is, put down the wine and back away.

Flaming Hot Salsa. I’ve often said to drink sweet wines with spicy food, but by spicy, I mean flavorful, slightly piquante spicy. Not ass-kicking hot. Habanero, smoked jalapeno hot should not see the liquid nature of wine. Not only will the flavor of the wine be killed, your tongue will be so numb you won’t be able to taste it anyway.

To tame the flame, drink milk … it calms the capsaicins, the chemicals that attach to your nervous system and send it aflutter. ◗

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Hospital. Membership is open to anyone18 and older.

Activism & Politics

Libertarian Party of Chatham County

Amnesty International meets the third Tuesday of the month at 6 p.m. at the Sentient Bean Coffeehouse, 13 E. Park Ave. Call Raymond at 898-3506.

Chatham County Democratic Committee

Chatham County Democratic Women For information, call Maxine Harris at 3520470 or 484-3222.

National Council of Negro Women will meet Saturday, Oct. 1 at 10 a.m. The council meets the first Saturday of every month at 10 a.m. at the Ralph Mark Gilbert Civil Rights Museum.

Savannah Peace Coalition

Savannah Republican Club

For information, call Maxine Harris at 3520470 or 484-3222.

Meets every second Tuesday of the month.

Call 927-7170.

Curbside Recycling

Sierra Club

Persons who would like the city to initiate a curbside recycling program can sign a petition offered by the Savannah Chapter of the Green Building Council. Call 236-0781 or access the petition online at www.petitiononline.com/cleannow/petition.html.

meets the 3rd Thursday of each month at 7:30 p.m., at the First Presbyterian Church, 520 E. Washington Ave. 351-7436.

Fellowship of Reconciliation The oldest interfaith peace and justice organization in the United States meets the second Tuesday of each month at 6 p.m. at The Sentient Bean, 13 E. Park Ave.

League of Women Voters The Savannah-Chatham chapter of the League of Women Voters meets on the first Monday of the month at 5 p.m. in Room 3 of the Heart and Lung Building at Candler

Speak Up! Local activist group focused on protesting the war in Iraq. Call Richard DiPirro at 4417167.

Auditions Abyssinia Players Present Black Nativity The Abyssinia Players will schedule auditions for Langston Hughes’ gospel musical Black Nativity, directed by Ja Jahannes.

Four male and four female singing roles in the 20-60 age range, four dancing roles in

Tybee Theater Cafe is holding auditions for a November produc tion of The Glass Menagerie by Tennessee Williams. Two males and one female in their early to mid-20s are sought. The audition will be held Oct. 1 from 2-5 p.m. at the cafe, which is located at Highway 80 and Jones Avenue above Las Palmas restaurant. Call 786-6384.

Benefits & Fundraisers Blessingdale’s thrift store at 2118 Bona Bella, at the corner of Skidaway and Bona Bella in the Bacon Park Shopping Center, sells clothes, furniture, electronics and household items.

Proceeds support The Living Vine Christian maternity home. Donations appreciated. Call 355-4339.

Fill it Up, Give Life Savannah Mall and Oglethorpe Mall are partnering with Cumulus Broadcasting to help the American Red Cross by hosting blood drives and donating all funds collected in the mall fountains. The “Fill It Up, Give Life”

Shag-Beach Bop-Etc. Savannah presents a benefit concert and dance featuring The Gatlins on Saturday, Oct. 1 at 6 p.m. at Holiday Inn/Midtown, 7100 Abercorn St. Two beach/shag DJs will play before the performance, during breaks and after the performance. There will be a charity auction to benefit Open Arms and the Inner City Night Shelter. Tickets are $15 in advance and $20 at the door. Volunteers for the event can get tickets for half price. Call 927-4784 or 3988784 or book tickets online at www.shagbeachbop.com. Ask about all-day Saturday tickets with dance workshops, a pool party, a hospitality suite and a barbecue dinner.

Give for the Gulf is a year-long, comprehensive Armstrong Atlantic State University initiative that will raise funds and provide community services for evacuees of Hurricane Katrina. Visit www.armstrong.edu/katrina.

Hurricane Katrina Benefit Website A community website/blog where local Hurricane Katrina relief efforts, fundraising events and other information are listed can be found at http://www.katrinahelp.gatherat.com.

Keep the Kids Afloat is a fundraising and collection drive for children affected by Hurricane Katrina that will be held Friday, Sept. 30 from 7 a.m. to 7 p.m. at 201 W. River St. at the base of the

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is looking for actors, writers, directors, producers, musicians, poets and others. Send e-mail to negroensemble@comcast.net.

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collections will be donated to aid Gulf Coast residents. Change can be donated at either fountain. Blood drives will be held Sundays from 2-6 p.m. through Oct. 30.

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meets the second Monday of each month. at 6 p.m. Call Joe Murray Rivers, chair, 2345969, or Janice Shay, 547-5212 or visit www.chathamdems.com.

Libertarian Party of Chatham County meets each Monday at 8:30 p.m. at Barnes & Noble at Oglethorpe Mall. Call 308-3934 or visit www.nodebts.com/chathamlibertariansinsga.html.

the 16-25 age range, and two male nonsinging roles in the 40-65 age range are needed. Production is scheduled for December. Send bio, headshot and audio sound files, if available, to DrJaPsych@aol.com or to Abyssinia Players, 1622 Ogeechee Rd., Savannah, 31419.

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Barnard Ramp. Items that will be collected are school supplies, toys, infant items and kids’ toiletries.

Night Stalkers Association In honor of the fallen soldiers who served in the 3rd Battalion, 160th Special Operations Aviation Regiment (Airborne) out of Hunter Army Airfield, the Military Affairs Council of the Savannah Area Chamber of Commerce is encouraging donations of funds and resources to the Nigh Stalkers Association, which uses funds to assist surviving spouses and family members with college grants, loans and other financial assistance.

Call Linda R. Rogers at 352-6645 or send donations to: The Night Stalkers Association, 3/160 SOAR, 1304 N. Lightning Rd., Hunter Army Airfield, 31409-4719. For information, visit www.nightstalkers.com.

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Paddling for Healthy Hearts Tour This fundraiser was begun by members of the Savannah/Chatham County Southeast Affiliate of the American Heart Association to raise funds and awareness. It is based on long-distance sea-kayak trips along the Atlantic coast. To follow the progress or make a donation, visit www.heartpaddle.org or call 713-8778.

Call for Applications AARP Foundation SCSEP The AARP Foundation Senior Community Service Employment Program offers job search assistance and paid on-the-job training for eligible workers 55 years of age or older. Call 234-1681 or visit the AARP office at 221 E. 34th St.

Call for Entries Annual Craft Sale St. Frances Cabrini Catholic Church, 11500 Middleground Rd., is seeking crafters for the annual craft sale, set for Saturday, Oct. 29 from 11 a.m. to 5:30 p.m. Space and table rental is $30. A limited number of covered booths are available for $45. Call 925-4725.

Chatham County Chamber seeks musicians The Chatham County Chamber Group is seeking classically trained musicians. Call 232-2326.

Mutation: the venue for misfit crafts Crafters who are interested in selling their handmade goods are asked to apply to his upcoming show, which will be held Saturday, Oct. 8 from 1-6 p.m. at the Starland Center for Contemporary Arts.

Tables cost $12 and under. Contact Meghan Shannon at megshannon50@hotmail.com.

Two Pale Josephines is a boutique gallery/working studio opening on West Broughton Street that is looking for artists interested in consigning work.

Especially interested in clothing, accessories and textile designers, as well as home decor, painting and sculpture. Send email to 2palejosephines@bellsouth.net or call 232-4848.

Adult Art Classes

Basic computer class

are held at The Art School Mondays from 79 p.m. and Tuesdays from 10 a.m. to noon.

Beginners are welcome. For information, call Lind Hollingsworth at 921-1151.

Eastside Concerned Citizens Inc. at 803 E. Park Ave. offers basic computer classes every second and fourth Saturday from 10 a.m. to noon. 232-5280.

Adult Education

Beginners quilting classes

The Women’s Center of Wesley Community Centers, 1601 Drayton St., offers tutoring Tuesday and Thursday from 6:30-7:30 p.m. in basic literacy skills, GED preparation and computer training. Call 447-5711.

are heldTuesday at 10 a.m. at the Wesley Community Centers of Savannah, Inc., 1601 Drayton St. 447--5711.

Art and Theater Classes at S.P.A.C.E. are being offered for children and adults at S.P.A.C.E., 9 W. Henry St. For information, call 651-4248.

The Art School The Art School provides quality art instruction for ages 6 through adult.

Register now for afterschool classes.

Classes provide a comfortable, non-competitive atmosphere for students of all levels.

Tuition includes professional art supplies.

Located across from Summit Gymnastics/Sharks Cheerleading at 74 W. Montgomery Crossroads. Call 921-1151 or visit www.theartschool-sav.com.

Baby sign classes

Classes & Workshops

Savannah Speech & Hearing Center is offering Baby Sign classes for babies aged 6-12 months and their parents.

Communicate with your baby before you knew it was possible. The cost is $50, which includes materials. To register, call 355-4601.

AARP Drivers Safety Program

Babysitters training class

Classes will be held Tuesday and Wednesday Oct. 4 and 5 from 9 a.m. to 1 p.m. at Smart Senior at Candler Hospital.

Call 352-4405. .

St. Joseph’s/Candler Childhood Injury Prevention Program offers a class for boys and girls 11-15 who want to become babysitters. The cost is $35. Call 819-8583.

Building a Home The UBuildIt office in Savannah offers free seminars. Call 236-1211.

Career Achievement Program St. Mary’s Community Center, 812 W. 36th St., an affiliate of St. Joseph’s/Candler, offers a program to help adults with math, reading and writing skills. Participants choose their hours between Monday-Friday, 9 a.m. to 5 p.m. Call 447-0578.

Chatham County Aquatic Center offers open lap swim, water aerobics classes, swim lessons and competitive swim teams for all ages, home school programs and field trips for students on Monday and Wednesday or Tuesday and Thursday. 6526793 or chathamcounty.org.

Church Music Seminar The School of Church Music located at 101 Bull St. offers specialized workshops to give practical help with almost every area of music ministry. Call 236-1566 or send email to scm@schoolofchurchmusic.org.

Classes at Familiar Pathways Several classes are offered, including Meditation 101 and 102; Aura 101; Tarot 101, 102. 103 and 104; Witchcraft 101 and 102; Henna 101 and 102; Herbology 101, 102 and 103; Deity 101 and 102; and The Art of

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Many classes are ongoing, running every month. Payment is to be made two days prior to the class starting date. Call Anastasia at 443-9678.

Coastal Scooters Classes focus on road skills, safety and the proper maintenance of scooters. Classes are limited in size to provide personal assistance. Each rider is equipped with a TGB 49.5cc scooter and helmet. The class is three hours in length, consisting of classroom, field and on-road instruction.

Classes meet on Saturdays from 11 a.m. to 2 p.m. or Sundays from 1-4 p.m. The cost is $40. To register, call 232-5513 or visit Coastal Scooters at 418 W. Broughton St.

right away. No charge. Contact Ursula at 484-0134 or send e-mail to u.sterling@att.net. For information, visit http://www.thework.com/WhatisTheWork.as p.

Life Challenge Consulting When would now be a great time to engage yourself in life-changing strategies. Career; stress reduction; spirituality. Free initial halfhour consultation. Call Cindy Beach, M.S., at 429-7265.

Life Drawing Sessions

Memorial Health positive parenting class

with a clothed model will be held Sunday Oct. 23 from 1-4 p.m. at the Savannah Art Association, located above Belford’s in City Market. Bring drawing supplies. The cost is $35 per session for members, $45 for nonmembers. Call 897-5612.

The cost is $10 per person and is most beneficial to parents of children less than 4 years. To register, call 350-9335.

The Live Oak Public Library offers free classes on using computers to access information at the Bull Street Library.

Call 652-3662.

Mindful meditation classes will be held Monday from 8:30-9:30 a.m. and on Thursday from 6-8 p.m. at the Integrated Behavioral Center, 1121 Cornell Ave. The cost is $10 per session. Call 355-4987.

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Computer Classes Basic introduction to computers and Microsoft Works offered at St. Paul’s Lutheran Church, Bull and 31st streets. Cost is $20 for the session and $20 for the text book. Pre-registration is required. Call 3550219.

Culinary Arts Classes Enroll now in a free culinary arts training program at the Starfish Cafe. This program is a collaborative effort of Union Mission, Inc., and Savannah Technical College. For information, call Mindy Saunders at 2382777.

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Eastside Concerned Citizens, Inc. Project Tomorrow Inc. offers several classes and workshops, including sewing, crocheting, computer training, CPR and more. 232-5280.

The Economic Opportunity Authority offers free computer classes in Computer Basics Level One plus the study guide program software for the Georgia High School Graduation Test. Call Gloria Ferguson at 238-2960, Ext. 153.

Fany’s Spanish Learning Center Spanish is fun. Classes start Oct. 1 at the Jewish Educational Alliance, 5111 Abercorn St. Call 920-2171 or 220-6570 to register.

First Steps parent education program This parent education and support program is based at St. Joseph’s/Candler. Call 8196910.

Free Coaching Session and Assessment for personal, career and professional development. Call Executive Leadership Coaching, 443-9860, or send e-mail to Vicki@excellentcoach.com.

Free computer classes St. Joseph’s/Candler African-American Health Information and Resource Center offers free computer classes. Call 447-6605.

Free Tax School Liberty Tax, 6821 Waters Ave. near Eisenhower across from Burger King. Earn extra income after taking course. .Call 3523862 or visit www.libertytax.com. Small fee for books, but classes are free.

How to Get Sales Out of Your Website is a seminar that will be held Thursday, Oct. 6 from 6-8 p.m. in the Small Business Assistance Center at 111 E. Liberty St. The fee is $30. Call 651-3200.

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Free drawing classes for teens, adults and seniors are offered by the Savannah Art Association on Saturdays through October from 9 a.m. to noon at Armstrong Atlantic State University’s’ Fine Arts Hall. For information, call 897-5612 or 598-8217.

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Mindfulness and Ordinary Recovery

Savannah Entrepreneurial Center

Indepth exploration of the 11th step.

Meditation and contemplation instruction provided as it applies to recovery and maintenance. Classes are held on Monday from noon to 1 p.m. or 7:30-8:30 p.m. Class fee is $12. 313 E. Harris St. For information, call Cindy Beach, M.S., 429-7265.

at 801 E. Gwinnett offers business and computer classes.

Multiple blessings is a four-week education course offered by Memorial Health and designed for the family expecting twins, triplets or more. Call Barbara at 350-3129 or visit www.memorialhealth.com.

Private studio in historic district.

Professional instruction by MFA graduate of the Savannah College of Art and Design. Oil and acrylic painting, charcoal, pencil and pastel drawing. $125 for six-week course or $75 a month for weekly studio sessions. Call 234-5737 for information and registration.

Parent and Teen Driving Course The Savannah-Chatham Metropolitan Police Department will present a free two-hour parent/teen driverâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s course the last Thursday of each month at 6:30 p.m. at Calvary Baptist Day School, 4625 Waters Ave. Call 651-6653 or send e-mail to ccamire@savannahga.gov and request a registration form. The course is designed for 14-16 year olds and their parents. Advance registration is required.

Parenting the preschooler is a course offered by Telfair Womenâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Hospital at Candler. Call at 819-3368 or visit www.sjchs.org.

Savannah Art Association Life Drawing Drawing sessions will be held the first three Tuesdays of every month from 9:30-11:30 a.m. at the Savannah Art Association (located in City Market upstairs over Belfordâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s). The model is clothed. Bring your own drawing supplies. $10 per session for members.

Come learn the foundations of stress reduction as it applies to family, the workplace and current life challenges. Classes are held Wednesdays from 7-8:30 p.m. Class fee is $15. 313 E. Harris St. For more information, call Cindy Beach, M.S., 429-7265.

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District 11 meets the 2nd Sunday of each month at 3 p.m. at the Silver Dollar Saloon on Hwy. 204 and Old River Rd. Please call for more info. 233-9800.

A special little club for special little dogs and their owners meets one Saturday each month at 10:30 a.m. For information, visit http://groups.yahoo.com/group/ChiSavanna h/.

Alternative Video/Film Enthusiast

Civil Air Patrol

Viewings are held in private homes which includes social time as well as viewing a movie. Call Don at 655-0482 or send e-mail to savdeca@aol.com.

is the civilian, volunteer auxiliary of the U.S. Air Force and is involved in search and rescue, aerospace education and cadet programs. Meets every Tuesday at 6 p.m. for cadets (12-18 years old) and 7 p.m. for adult members at the former Savannah Airport terminal building off Dean Forest Road, immediately behind Sitel Corp. and Signature Flight Support. Visit www.gawg.cap.gov, send e-mail to N303WR@aol.com, or call Capt. Jim Phillips at 412-4410.

Ascension Lutheran Dinner and a Movie

Tennis for munchkins, juniors and adults -summer camps, clinics, ball machine workouts. Call 961-9862.

Tybee Island Marine Science Center offers hands-on classes for students of all ages from pre-kindergarten through adults.

Classes include microscope labs, squid dissection, guided beach walks and tours of the Science Center. Call 786-5917 or visit www.tybeemsc.org.

UGA Marine Education Center and Aquarium presents outreach programs that are interactive, with live animals, costumes and fun activities. Contact Stephanie Edgecombe at 598-2335 for reservations. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Turtle Talesâ&#x20AC;? is a 60-minute outreach program that combines science and art for pre-kindergarten and kindergarten students. Call Edith Schmidt at 598-2447.

Clubs & Organizations AASU Sci-Fi Fantasy Club On Thursdays, the club sponsors role playing with Dungeons and Dragons, Modern D29, Witchcraft, magic the gathering and other role playing games. Anyone interested in playing is free to join. The club meets at 7:30 p.m. at the AASU Compass Point Club House. The club is forming a laser tag team and has bi-monthly childrenâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s readings on Saturdays from 1-3 p.m. at Media Play. Call Antonio at 713-1470 or send email to Catscandance2@aol.com.

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Join other college-age Lutheran friends for fun and fellowship on the first and third Sundays at 5:30 p.m. at Ascension Lutheran, 120 Bull St. After dinner, the group will attend Reel Savannah screenings. Call 2324151 or send email to program@elcota.org.

Banner of the Nations Savannah meets Sundays at 10:30 a.m. at 12 Drake Dr. Call Frank Spencer at 352-2323 or visit the Web site at www.bannerofthenations.com.

Beach Historic Neighborhood Association meets monthly on the third Thursday at 6 p.m. Call 605-4471 for details.

Beanhead Writers Group meets very second Saturday at 1 p.m. at The Sentient Bean, 13 E. Park Ave. to critique works in progress and to discuss technique and marketing. Fiction and non-fiction, but no poetry.

Clean Coast meets monthly on the first Monday at the Jewish Educational Alliance, 5111 Abercorn St. Check www.cleancoast.org for event schedule.

Coastal Bicycle Touring Club of Savannah sponsors a ride every Saturday. Visit www.cbtc.org for a ride schedule and more information. Meetings are held on the first Monday of each month at Tubbyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Tank House restaurant in Thunderbolt at 6:30 p.m. 728-5989.

Bike Night with Mikie

Coastal Georgia Volkswagen Club

every Saturday at 6:30 p.m. at The Red Zone Bar and Grill in Richmond Hill. Half of the proceeds of a 50/50 drawing go to the military for phone cards and other items.

Community Hymn Chorus

Bipolar Support Group John J. Dunn, Ph.D., is interested in hearing from people who want to participate in a bipolar support group. Call 692-1230 after 6 p.m.

Bridge club meets at the JEA 1511 Abercorn, ACBL certified duplicate bridge game every Wednesday at 1 p.m.

There is a $4 fee. Call Lynn Pierce at 3549739.

Meets the 3rd Saturday of every month. 9610602.

All denominations are welcome to come together to make a joyful noise every Tuesday at 11:15 a.m. at White Bluff United Methodist Churchâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Horton Hall, 11911 White Bluff Rd. Call Ronn Alford, Director of Music Ministries, at 925-5924.

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Monday at 7 p.m. at Daughters of Destiny House, 12 E. 41st St. Facilitated by Miriam Center.

Drumming circle There will be a Drumming Circle on Tybee Island the 3rd Saturday of each month from 4-6 p.m. at the Casual Reader bookstore at the shops at Tybee Oaks off Hwy. 80. Call 786-7655.

Friends of Oatland Board of Directors meets every third Wednesday at 6:30 p.m.; general membership meeting follows at 7 p.m. at the Oatland Island Educational Center. Call Serena Nasworthy at 897-3060.

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Goth Night Savannah A place to connect with fellow individuals who are interested in the music and art of the Gothic subcultures. We welcome musicians, bands, DJs, filmmakers, performance troupes, writers, clothiers, artists and artisans. Visit www.Goth-NightSavannah.com.

Harley Owners Group HOG meets the second Tuesday of every month at 7 p.m. at the Mighty Eighth Heritage Museum. Call 925-5349.

Historic Victorian Neighborhood Association holds its board meetings on the second Wednesday of every month at 6:30 p.m. at the American Legion, Post 135, 1108 Bull St. between Park Avenue and Duffy Street.

These meetings are open to the public. For information, call 236-8546.

Hostess City Toastmasters Club For those interested in gaining confidence in public speaking. Meets Tuesday evenings, 7pm at 6206 Waters Ave, Rivers Edge Retirement Community. 355-5450.

Irish Session All instrumentalists who are interested in Celtic music are welcome. Meets the second and fourth Sundays at 5:30 p.m. at the Folk Traditions Store, 12 Price St. Call 341-8898.

Learn to play Go the game that will soon replace Chess as the intellectual strategy game par excellence., Tuesday at 7:30 p.m. at Books-AMillion on Abercorn. Call Greg at 232-7549.

Low Country Artistsâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; and Artisansâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; Society sponsors a Country Textiles African American Quilt Making Guild. Call 447-1888.

Loyal Order of Moose at 2202 Norwood Ave. sponsors bingo every Tuesday and Friday starting at 7:30 p.m.

There is a $700 jackpot.

MOMS Club for stay-at-home moms and their children.

Events include day trips, service projects, monthly Momâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Night Outs, play groups, play dates, crafts events, a babysitting coop, and other activities. For information, call Courtney at 921-1462, visit www.momsclub.org or send e-mail to momsclubofsavannahga@hotmail.com.

MOPS (Mothers of Preschoolers) The Island Mothers of Preschoolers meets every first and third Wednesday at First Baptist Church of the Islands, 6613 Johnny Mercer Blvd. Child care is provided. Call Linda at 897-9632.

Millionaireâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Club for Women The purpose is to achieve wealth and success in personal and professional life and to share this wealth by mentoring others on the same path. Call 236-3660.

Objectivist Society of Savannah meets biweekly at the Lionâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Den Lounge.

Call Brian at 234-2484 or ww.savannahobjectivists.org.

Oglethorpe Business & Professional Womenâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Club meets for lunch the second Tuesday of each month at 12:30 p.m. Call 966-3619 or visit www.obpw.org.

Philo Cafe Philosophical sessions taking on a different topic each time at Barnes & Noble every Wednesday at 7:30 pm. Call 659-2930 or 443-9267.

Postage stamp meeting and auction The Savannah Stamp Club meeting and stamp auction is held the second Thursday at 7 p.m. at the Grace United Methodist Church, 6412 Waters Ave. Call 354-8870.

Progressive Guysâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; Discussion Group An opportunity for men to discuss books, music, film and cultural issues in an intellectually stimulating and non-judgmental environment. Meets the third Wednesday at 7 p.m. at the Sentient Bean Coffee House.

231-8841.

Rogue Phoenix Sci-Fi Fantasy Club Members of Starfleet International and The Klingon Assault Group meet twice a month, on the first Sunday at 4 pm. at Books-AMillion and the third Tuesday at Chenâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Chinese Restaurant at 20 E. Derenne Ave. at 7:30 p.m. Call 692-0382, email kasak@comcast.net or visit www.roguephoenix.org.

Salon for Women Seeking Change â&#x20AC;&#x153;How untidy my shell has become! Blurred with moss, knobby with barnacles, its shape is hardly recognizable any more. Surely, it had a shape once. It has a shape still in my mind. What is the shape of my life?â&#x20AC;? -- Anne Morrow Lindbergh. If these words resonate with you and you are a woman of â&#x20AC;&#x153;a certain ageâ&#x20AC;? on her own, join us for lively discussion, laughter and fun. Call 236-8581.

Savannah Adventure Club People who enjoy outdoor activities and are looking for adventure are invited to join.

Visit www.savannahadventureclub.com for information.

Savannah Area Landlord & Real Estate Investors Association Learn to be a real estate investor or landlord. Group meets the second Tuesday of each month at 6:30 p.m. at the Holiday Inn Midtown on Abercorn. The $20 guest fee will apply to your membership if you join.

Savannah Area Sacred Harp Singers The public is invited to come and sing early American music and folk hymns from the shape note tradition. This non-denominational community musical activity emphasizes participation, not performance. Songs are from The Sacred Harp, an oblong songbook first published in 1844. All are welcome to sing or just listen. No experience or membership is required. Books will be available for loan or purchase. For information, including dates and times, call 655-0994.

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offers affordable art workshops, social activities and a chance to display art in a downtown gallery. Drop by the gallery at 309 W. St. Julian St. above Belford’s in City Market or call 356-0249.

offers beginning classes Tuesday and Thursday evenings for six weeks. Fees are $30. All equipment is provided. After completing the class, you may become a member of the Savannah Fencing Club for $5 per month. Experienced fencers are welcome to join. Call 429-6918 or send email to savannahfencingclub@hotmail.com.

Savannah Brewers’ League Meets the first Wednesday of every month at 7:30 p.m. at Moon River Brewing Co., 21 W. Bay St. 447-0943. Call 447-0943 or visit www.hdb.org and click on Clubs, then Savannah Brewers League.

Savannah Italian Club is dedicated to discussing and preserving the heritage of Italians and ItalianAmericans. Meets the first Tuesday at 2717 Livingston Ave. Call Carol Taylor at 9254064.

Savannah Chapter of the Sons of Italy is the oldest and largest national organization that celebrates Italian/American heritage for men and women. Call Dennis Piasio at 1-888-674-2937.

Savannah Jaycees

Savannah Chess Club meets Monday at Books-A-Million from 7 to 11 p.m. Bring your chess sets. Call 631-0338 or send e-mail to geocities/savannahchessclub.com.

Savannah Council, Navy League of the United States has a dinner meeting the fourth Tuesday of each month (except December) at 6 p.m. at the Hunter Club, Hunter Army Airfield. Call John Findeis at 748-7020.

for young professionals ages 21 to 39 is a Junior Chamber of Commerce that focuses on friendship, career development and community involvement. Meets the second and fourth Tuesday at 6:30 p.m. Dinner is included and there is no charge for guests.

Call 232-6682 or visit www.savannahjaycees.com.

Savannah Lions Club

Savannah Euchre Club

Savannah Macintosh Users Group (SMUG)

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Savannah Port City Lions Club meets every first and third Tuesday at 6:30 p.m. at Ryan’s Restaurant on Stephenson.

For information, call 920-9081.

Savannah Ski Club For information, see www.savannahskiclub.com.

Savannah Stitch-N-Bitch meets every second Tuesday of the month from 6-8 p.m. at wild fibre, 409 E. Liberty St. All that is required is an interest in knitting or crocheting. Bring a project and join in the stitching, talking and munchies. Call 2380514.

Savannah Sunrise Rotary club • Include your high school diploma or GED, or official transcripts from any colleges you have previously attended • At Columbia CollegeHunter Army Airfield & Fort Stewart, you’ll find an afford able private education at a cost comparable to a public university

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meets every Thursday from 7:30-8:30 am at the First City Club in downtown Savannah.

233-1600.

Savannah Toastmasters helps you improve speaking and leadership skills in a friendly and supportive environment on Mondays at 6:15 p.m. at Memorial Health University Medical Center, Conference Room C. 352-1935.

Savannah Ultimate Frisbee meets every Tuesday and Thursday at 6 p.m. and Sundays at 3 p.m. in Forsyth Park. Bring a white and dark shirt, water, cleats and a positive attitude. Visit www.savannahultimate.com for information.

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is dedicated to the preservation of the canal and its natural and historical features. Dinner meetings are the second Tuesday of the month at 6:30 p.m. at the Fairmont Restaurant, 65 W. Fairmont Ave. Volunteer Saturdays are the second Saturday of the month from 9 a.m. to 5 p.m. at the SavannahOgeechee Museum & Nature Center at 681 Fort Argyle Rd. (Highway 204) 2.3 miles west of Interstate 95. 748-8068.

Columbia CollegeHunter Army Airfield Education Center • P.O. Box 42119 Hunter Army Airfield, GA 31409 (912) 352-8635 • www.ccis.edu/hunter

discusses education and plans and hosts social events and functions for singles throughout each month. Meets Sunday at 9:30 a.m. at White Bluff United Methodist Church, Room 22.

Southside Optimist Club is a civic organization catering to youth and community service projects that meets every Wednesday at 12:30 p.m. at Taylor’s Restaurant inside the Days Inn on Mall Boulevard. Call Linda Lee at 695-7733.

Subbuteo Table Soccer meets monthly for tournaments and practice matches. For information, call 667-7204 or visit http://savannahsubbuteo.tripod.com.

Tybee Beautification Association meets the second Wednesday at 7:30 p.m.

With the exception of the June and December meetings, the association meets at the Tybee Community Center.

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Weekend Warriors is a program at Portman’s Music for people who were musicians as kids, but went on to pursue other types of careers. The cost is $95, which includes two hours of instruction each week for four weeks. The latest gear will be provided. Call 354-1500.

Young Professionals of Savannah A forum for young professionals ages 21-40 to build relationships, develop professionally and enhance business by expanding their social network. Will neet Sept. 29 from 6-8

p.m. at Cobblestone Conch House, 225 W. River St. The guest speaker will be Lou Phelps of Phelps, Cutler and Associates and Coastal Empire Media, Inc. For informaiton, send email to Katie at kathleen.patterson@smithbarney.com or Garrett at garrett.w.murphy@smithbarney.com..

Dance Adult Ballet Classes at Islands Dance Academy. All levels welcome, including beginners. Challenging, rewarding and fun. Mondays at 6:30 p.m. and Thursdays at 7 p.m. at 115 Charlotte Rd. on Whitemarsh Island. Call Sue Braddy at 8972100.

Basic Ballroom Class Learn the West Coast Swing on Oct. 1 from 1-3 p.m. at West Broad Street YMCA, 1110 May St. Cost is $3. Beginners, singles and teens are welcome. Call Lora Wong at 9257416 for information.

The Savannah Shag Club Savannah’s original shag club meets every Wednesday at the Holiday Inn Midtown at 6:30 p.m. Admission is free. Call 927-9439.

Shag-Beach Bop-Etc. Savannah hosts Magnificent Mondays from 7-9 p.m. at Double’s, Holiday Inn/Midtown, 7100 Abercorn St. Free swing dance lessons are offered the first two Mondays and free shag lessons are offered the third and fourth Mondays. No cover and club membership is not necessary. Call 927-4784 or 398-8784 or visit www.shagbeachbop.com.

The Studio offers a variety of ongoing open dance classes, including Hip Hop on Thursdays at 6:30 p.m. with Mary Ann Duffy, Adult Beginner Ballet on Mondays at 10 a.m. with Veronica Moretti Niebuhr, Intermediate/Advanced Ballet on Mondays at 6:45 p.m. with Dagoberto Nieves, Advanced Ballet on Tuesdays at 5 p.m. and Wednesdays at 5:30 p.m. with Jil Cooley, Intermediate Ballet with Veronica Moretti Niebuhr on Thursdays at 5 p.m. and Intermediate/Advanced Jazz Wednesdays at 7 p.m. with Veronica Moretti Niebuhr. The Studio is located at 2805B Roger Lacey Ave. For information, call 695-9149.

Youth Dance Program The West Broad Street YMCA, Inc. presents its Instructional Dance Program in jazz and ballet for kids 4 to 18. $30 per month for one class and $35 per month for both classes.

Call 233-1951.

The Zion Method Local minster, choreographer and dance professor LaJune Wise-Wilkerson has developed a method that incorporates known dance techniques with all forms of movement to celebrate all of God’s creation. The academy is located at 120 E. 42nd St. Call 306-3077 or visit www.zionmethod.com.

Fitness A balanced life Student massage and yoga classes are offered at the Savannah School of Massage Therapy, Inc. Cost ranges from $20 to $30 for a one-hour massage and sessions are instructor supervised. Call 355-3011 for an appointment. Multi-level yoga classes are offered Monday and Friday at 5:45 p.m. Cost is $10 for drop-ins, $40 for a package card of five classes. Walk-ins are welcome. The school is located at 6413B Waters Ave. www.ssomt.com.

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Center for Wellbeing Hatha Yoga classes are offered Monday and Wednesday from 5:30-6:30 p.m. in Suite 203 of the Candler Heart and Lung Building, 5356 Reynolds St. Cost is $30 for four sessions or $50 for 8 sessions. 819-6463.

Chopra Center Yoga Classes Yoga classes are held Monday, Wednesday and Saturday from 10-11:15 a.m. (Morning Yoga) Mondays and Wednesday from noon to 1 p.m. (Lunch Yoga) and Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays from 5:45-7 p.m.

(Evening Yoga.) The cost choices include a $12 walk-in rate, along with additional rates.

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Pregnancy Yoga An eight-week session of Pregnancy Yoga will be held starting Oct. 4 on Tuesday and Thursday evenings from 6-7:15 p.m. at offices located at 7116 Hodgson Memorial Dr. Prenatal yoga helps prepare mothers-to-be for a more mindful approach to the challenges of pregnancy, labor and delivery. The instructor is Ann Carroll. The cost is $90 for once per week or $150 for twice per week for the eight-week session. Call Ann at 667-8877 or send email to ann@aikyayoga.com for information and space availability.

Tai Chi Classes are offered Mondays and Wednesdays from 10:30-11:30 a.m. and Tuesdays and Thursdays from 5:30-6:30 p.m. in Suite 203, Candler Heart and Lung Building, 5356 Reynolds St. Four sessions are $30 or eight sessions are $50. Call 819-6463.

Food and Beverage Calling All Cooks The Tybee Island Marine Science Center is planning to publish a cookbook that will feature seafood recipes along with illustrations and the natural history of the fish, crabs, shrimp, oysters, mussells, clams and so on featured in each dish. The cookbook also will include appetizers, salads, side dishes and deserts that will compliment the seafood entrees. Visit www.tybeemsc.org for information on submitting your recipes.

Gay & Lesbian Alpha Financial Management seminars

The Jewish Educational Alliance is offering aquatics classes. Call Shannon at 748-2393.

A series of free seminars specifically designed for the LGBT community will be held. Attendees will learn about the tools needed to increase their wealth, protect their assets, take actions that are congruent with their own values, and to build a sense of financial and emotional security in life. For information, call 353-9343.

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17 from 9:30-11:30 a.m. at the Unity Church, 2320 Sunset Blvd. The cost is $8 or 10 classes for $80 for adults, $70 for students.

Drop-in rate is $10. All experience levels are welcome. Beginner instruction available for the first hour. Call Jeff at 352-7057 or email jadelotustaichi@yahoo.com

The City of Savannah, Leisure Services, Recreation Services Department, offers a yoga class on Saturday from noon to 1 p.m. at the Windsor Forest Center, 414 Briarcliff Circle. The fee is $10 per month for ages 14 and over. Call 921-2105 or 651-3650.

Meets the first Monday at 6 p.m. at FCN’s office, 307 E. Harris St., 3rd floor. 236-2489.

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are held Mondays at 6:30 p.m. and Fridays at 5:30 p.m. at the Chopra Center and Thursdays at 6:30 p.m. in Richmond Hill. The cost is $36 a month or $12 for walk-ins. 3502467.

The Jewish Education Alliance will offer the following health and fitness classes: Yoga- Join Amy Levy at 9:45 am on Friday’s for yoga. Fee is $35 per month, Water Aerobics, Monday, Tuesday, Thursday and Friday at 10:30 am. Fee is $42 a month for up to 16 sessions, Step Aerobics will be offered at the JEA on Thursday’s at 6:15 am.

Cost is $35 per month. Call Drew Edmonds at 355-8111.

Ladies Living Smart fitness club provides nutritional education and exercise to encourage lifestyle changes at the St. Joseph’s/Candler African-American Health Information and Resource Center, 1910 Abercorn St. at 5:30 p.m. Call 447-6605.

Pilates Classes are offered at the St. Joseph’s/Candler Center for WellBeing, Suite 203 of the Candler Heart and Lung Building, 5356 Reynolds St. Four sessions are $30, eight

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The Yoga Room Hatha Flow Level I Wednesday 10-11:30 a.m., Friday 6-7:30 p.m. and Saturday from 10:30 a.m. to noon; Hatha Flow levels I and II, Tuesday 6-7:30 p.m. and Sunday 5-6:30 p.m.; Hatha Flow levels I and II Monday 6:30-8 p.m.; Vinyasa Flow-Power Yoga Saturday 9-10 a.m. and Thursday 6:30-7:30 p.m.; Mommy & Me Yoga Monday 4-5 p.m. for 5years old and up and Wednesday from 4-5 p.m. for 2 and 4year-olds; Baby & Mommy Yoga call for schedule. Private instruction and gift certificates available. Whitemarsh Center, 115 Charlotte Rd. Cost is $12 for drop-ins and $75 for eight classes. Call 898-0361.

Yogalates Classes are offered by St. Joseph’s/Candler for WellBeing on Thursdays from 5:45-6:45 p.m. in Suite 203 of the Candler Heart and Lung Building, 5356 Reynolds St. The cost is $30 for four sessions or $50 for eight sessions.

Call 819-6463.

First City Network Community Center and Library The FCN Community Center & Library is open Saturdays from 10 a.m.-2 p.m. Visitors are welcome to check out gay/lesbian books and obtain information on “Gay Savannah” businesses and happenings. www.firstcitynetwork.com. 236-CITY

First City Network’s Workforce project offers assistance to youth and young adults who need and want a job or a better job. Call 236-2489 or send e-mail to bwooten@comcast.net.

Friends & Company bowling league meets Sundays at 5:30 p.m. at AMF Victory Lanes, 2055 E. Victory Dr. 354-5710.

Gay AA Meeting meets Sunday and Wednesday at 7:30 p.m. at 307 E. Harris St., second floor. For information, contact Mark at 441-4407.

Georgia Equality Savannah is the local chapter of Georgia’s largest gay rights group. 104 W. 38th St. 944-0996.

Lesbian Potluck Girls eat and socialize. Meets the 3rd Saturday of each month. 236-CITY.

Lesbian Therapy Group Share your thoughts, feelings and concerns in a safe, confidential environment that is facilitated by a licensed therapist the second and fourth Friday at 7 p.m. Spaces are limited. Call 352-2611.

Savannah Gay Business Guild meets the second Tuesday at 7 p.m. to offer a networking service of gay and gay friendly businesses, organizations and individuals.

For information, contact Kevyn Withers at kevyn@kevynwithers.com.

Standout is First City’s gay youth support group. Meets every Thursday at 7 p.m. at the FCN Headquarters, 307 E. Harris St., 3rd floor.

Call 657-1966.

What Makes A Family is a children’s therapy group for children of GLBT parents. Groups range in age from 10 to 18 and are held twice a month. Call 3522611.

Health Community HealthCare Center provides free health care for those patients who live in Chatham County, are under 65, who do not have primary medical coverage, and who do not exceed certain financial thresholds. The Center is located at 310 Eisenhower Drive Medical Center. Call for an appointment at 692-1451.

Community Cardiovascular Council, Inc. offers free blood pressure checks Monday through Friday from 9 a.m. to 4 p.m. at 1900 Abercorn St. Call 232-6624.

Dual Recovery Anonymous This 12-step program addresses all addictions and mental health recovery. Persons who are recovering from an addiction and a mental health problem can send e-mail to katkope@netscape.com for information.

Eating Disorders/Self Harm Support Group A 12-step group for people with eating disorders and self-harm disorders. For information, call Brandon Lee at 927-1324..

Free blood pressure checks and blood sugar screenings are conducted at three locations within St. Joseph’s/Candler. From 8:30 a.m. to 12:30 p.m. and 5:15-7 p.m. every Tuesday and Thursday, checks will be offered at the St. Joseph’s/Candler African-American Health Information and Resource Center, 1910 Abercorn St. Call 447-6605 to make an

39 appointment. Checks are offered every Monday from 10 a.m. to noon at the Smart Senior office, No. 8 Medical Arts Center. No appointment is necessary. Checks will be offered Monday through Friday from 10 a.m. to 2 p.m. at St. Mary’s Community Center at 812 W. 36th St. Call 447-0578.

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FitnessOne provides American Heart Association courses each month to certify individuals in infant, child and adult CPR. The cost is $30. Call 350-4030 or visit www.memorialhealth.com.

is held once a month at FitnessOne. The appointment takes about 40 minutes and the cost is $50. Call Midge at 350-4042.

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are offered free to the public every Tuesday from 5:30-6 p.m. on the third floor of the Center for Advanced Medicine.

The Midwife Group/Family Health & Birth Center is offering a free program to women at any stage of pregnancy that includes free information on pregnancy, birth and parenting, an opportunity to talk to other pregnant women and information on a certified nurse midwife-assisted birth, whether at a birth center or area hospital. Call 826-4155.

Every Thursday morning from 9 a.m.-12 noon at the Savannah Speech and Hearing Center, 1206 E. 66th Street. Call 355-4601.

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Memory Screening A free memory screening clinic will be offered Nov. 4 from 10 a.m. to 2 p.m. at Candler Hospital’s Marsh Auditorium. Neurologist Susan Brown with Savannah Neurology will be overseeing the screening process. Call Jenny House at the Alzheimer’s Association’s Coastal Georgia Regional Office at 920-2231.

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Memorial Health Bariatrics presents free informational sessions every Wednesday at 6 p.m. in the Medical Education Auditorium with Dr. John Angstadt and other staff members, who discuss obesity and the surgical process. Free. Call 350-DIET or visit bariatrics.memorialhealth.com.

Got a drug problem? Need help?

Call the Narcotics Anonymous Helpline at 1800-334-3322.

HIV/AIDS and STD awareness training

Keeping at risk individuals healthy

Information, education, encouragement and support are available free of charge to all women who are interested in breastfeeding through monthly meetings and over the telephone from La Leche League of Savannah.

Call the LLL of Savannah Help Line at 8979261. All series meetings are held in the Candler Professional Building, 5354 Reynolds St, Room 508A.

Mammograms St. Joseph’s/Candler will be performing mammograms to screen for breast cancer in its mobile screening unit. Most insurance plans (with the exception of Blue Cross HMO) are accepted. Financial assistance is available to women who qualify. Mammograms will be performed Oct. 5 and 17 from 10 a.m. to 3 p.m. at St. Joseph’s/Candler Medical Group in Pembroke. Call 653-2897 for appointments.

Massage by Certified Massage Practitioner at your home, business or hotel in the Savannah and Richmond Hill area. He comes to you. Offers therapeutic and relaxing massage, Swedish massage, deep muscle, reflexology and energy balance. Pain treatment, cellulite reduction, long established business. Specials for women or couples. Gift certificates available. Call 8561534.

Memorial Health blood pressure check are offered free every Tuesday and Thursday from 7:30-9:30 a.m. at GenerationOne. 3507587.

Memorial Health Child Safety Seat Checks Certified car seat inspection technicians will check your child’s car seat to make sure it is property installed every Wednesday in September from 11 a.m. to 4 p.m. at MedStarOne at Memorial Health. Call Lahoma Thurman at 658-6430.

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A Union Mission Inc. program that provides HIV/AIDS education and outreach through the use of free workshops, seminars and peer education. Free needleless testing is provided. Services are free to churches, clubs and shelters. Contact DaVena Jordan at 231-0123 or send e-mail to djordan@unionmission.org.

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My Brothaz Home, Inc., a local nonprofit HIV/AIDS organization, offers free HIV/AIDS and STD awareness training, risk reduction counseling and prevention case management to individual males and groups of males.

Upon completion of the training, a monetary incentive and educational materials will be given to each participant. Call 231-8727.

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Miracle on Wheels will make available power (electric) wheelchairs to non-ambulatory senior citizens (65 and over) usually at no out-of-pocket expense. This service also may be available to the permanently disabled of any age. Call 1-800-749-8778 or visit the Web site at www.durablemedical.com.

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sponsors a lecture every Thursday at 6 p.m. titled “The Essence of Chiropractic for the 21st Century.” Call 356-5887.

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Open Meditation is offered at The Chopra Center at Memorial Health. Visit chopra.memorialhealth.com or call 350-2467.

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30 and ending in Savannah on Monday, Oct. 3. All meals will be provided from lunch on Friday to launch on Monday. However each passenger will have to arrange for sleeping arrangements. Campsites are available.

There also are one and two day packages.

Four days is $300, three days is $250, two days is $200 and one day is $100. Call Frank Carl at 706-364-5253 or frankcarl@knology.net.

Dolphin Project of Georgia Boat owners, photographers and other volunteers are needed to help conduct scientific research which will take place one weekend during the months of January, April, July and October. Must be at least 18 years old. Call 232-6572 or visit www.TheDolphinProject.org.

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The Savannah Health Mission, the Georgia Eye Institute and the local chapter of the American Diabetes Association are joining forces to implement Project SAVE, Screening and Vision Education, for people with diabetes. The program provides eye exams, education and care to those who have no health insurance, are unable to pay for care privately and meet certain qualifications. The clinic meets Thursdays by appointment. Call 352-2032.

at the Oatland Island Education Center. The “Native Animal Nature Trail” features a variety of live animals and landscapes and winds through maritime forest, freshwater wetland and salt marsh habitats. Located 5 miles east of downtown off the Islands Expressway. MF:9 a.m.-4 p.m. and most Saturdays from 10 a.m.-4 p.m. Admission is $3 per person for everyone over 4. 898-3980 or visit www.oatlandisland.org.

Tybee Island Marine Science Center

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Visit the center to discover the Georgia coast. The exhibits and aquariums are home to more than 100 species of fish, reptiles, amphibians, corals and other interesting sea creatures. Beach Discovery Walks are offered Fridays and Saturdays at 2 p.m. Call 786-5917 for information about current programs. Admission is $4 for adults and $3 for children 3-16. The center is open daily from 9 a.m. to 5 p.m., except Tuesdays when it is open 9 a.m. to noon.

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is a seminar that will be offered Sept. 29 from 5:30-7 p.m. at the St. Joseph’s/Candler African-American Health Information and Resource Center, 1910 Abercorn St. Call 4476605.

on Saturday, Oct. 1 from 9:30-11:30 a.m. to observe alligators sunning, anhingas dripdrying and wading birds feeding. Tour involves driving and some walking.

Reservations are requred. The cost is $15.

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Citizens Inc. is seeking Senior Companions - men and women 60 or older -- to provide care to older adults. Senior Companions receive a small stipend and travel assistance for their duties, which consist of light housekeeping, running errands and providing companionship, as well as other tasks as needed.

Applicants must meet program requirements to apply. Call 236-0363, Ext. 120 or 121.

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Super 2 Access Clinic Super 2 Access (After Cancer Cure Evaluation Strategy and Support) is a clinic for children and adolescents who completed cancer treatment at least two years ago. For information, call Pam at 658-2215 or Donna at 667-8943.

Wanted: CPR and First Aid Instructors The Savannah Chapter of the American Red Cross is looking for smart, motivated people interested in giving back to their community.

Call 651-5371 or send email to daled@savannahredcross.org.

Nature & Environment Alligators & Anhingas Join a Wilderness Southeast naturalist guide

is a spoken word troupe that hosts an open mic night every third Sunday at the Sentient Bean, 13 E. Park Ave. Free and open to the public. holds an open poetry reading the second Saturday of the month at 4 p.m. at The Casual Reader bookstore, 1213 Highway 80. on Tybee Island at The Shops at Tybee Oaks.

Call 786-7655.

Circle of Sister/Brotherhood Book Club meets the last Sunday at 4 p.m. at the center, 1910 Abercorn St. 447-6605.

Inspirational book club Wesley Community Centers offers weekly book discussions of life situations and complexities every Monday at 6:30 p.m. at 1601 Drayton St. All women and teen-aged girls are invited to attend. Stop by the center or call 447-5711.

The Islands book group discusses thought-provoking literature with a different theme monthly the second Monday at 7 p.m. at the Islands Branch Library, 125 Wilmington Island Rd. 897-6233.

at 1008 E. Henry St. at the corner of Waters Avenue. The curtain rises at 11:15 a.m. Visit www.asburymemorial.org.

Lunch bunch book group An open book discussion the fourth Wednesday at 1 p.m. at Barnes & Noble.

Participants can talk about any book. meets monthly to get the scoop on what other adults are reading at the Ogeechee Branch Library, 1820 Ogeechee Rd. Call 232-1339.

The Service of Compline, “Saying good night to God,” is chanted Sunday evenings at 9 p.m. by the Compline Choir of Christ Church Savannah (Episcopal), located on Johnson Square.

Reader’s theater meeting

Christian Businessmen’s Committee

every other Thursday from 4-5:30 p.m. at the South Effingham Library in Rincon. This performance group is a free program for middle and high school students. Call Linda Bridges, children’s coordinator at 826-2222.

meets for a prayer breakfast every Tuesday at 6:30 a.m. at Peggy Lynn’s Country Cooking, 3718 Ogeechee Rd. Call 964-4297.

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will be held the third Monday of each month from 8-11 p.m. at 800 E. Derenne Ave. Poets should stop by by 7 p.m. The fee is $5 general admission and $2 for poets. All are welcome regardless of race, sexual orientation or class. For directions, call 354-1678 or 352-2134.

Do church in a casual and relaxed setting on Saturday nights. Fellowship begins at 6 p.m., praise and worship at 6:30 p.m. in the BSU building on Abercorn between the Publix Shopping Center and the Armstrong campus. Call 596-4077.

Religious & Spiritual

meet Sundays, 11 a.m. at Trinity United Methodist Church, 225 W. President St., Savannah. Call Janet Pence at 652-3496.

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The CUUPS group meets the fourth Saturday of each month at 7:30 p.m. in the Fellowship Hall of the Unitarian Universalist Church of Savannah, on Habersham at East Harris and East Macon streets on Troup Square. Come explore an earth-centered and earth-honoring spiritual path among like-minded people.

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on Habersham Street at East Harris and East Macon Streets, on Troup Square.

Please arrive and be seated no later than 9:25 a.m. Sitting and walking meditation and Dharma talk or reading. All practices are welcome. Newcomers should contact Cindy Beach, lay ordained Soto Zen Buddhist, at 429-7265 for sitting instruction.

Unitarian Universalist Beloved Community Church Affirming the worth and dignity of every person. The church is located at the corner of Houston and Oglethorpe streets.

Services are held Sundays at 10 a.m. Call 233-6284 or send e-mail to UUBC2@aol.com.

Unitarian Universalist Church of Savannah A liberal religious community where different people with different beliefs gather as one faith. The church has moved to a temporary home at the Congregation Mickve Israel, 20 E. Gordon St. on Monterey Square. On Oct. 2 at 11 a.m., Dr. Andy Reese will speak from the topic, Thou Shalt Not Isn’t Good Enough. For information, call 234-0980, or send e-mail to uusav@comcast.net or visit www.jinglebellchurch org. The Uncommon Denomination.

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invites you to its morning worship at 9:30 a.m. each Sunday followed by Sunday morning worship fellowship at 10:30 a.m. and Sunday School at 10:45 a.m. Wildwood UMC is located at 4912 Garrard Ave. east of the south end of the Chatham Parkway.

Woodlawn United Methodist Church Sunday school is at 9:45, worship at 10:50 a.m. and 6 p.m. 2502 Highway 80, Garden City.

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at the Women’s Center of Wesley Community Centers. Call 447-5711 or stop by 1601 Drayton Street.

Sports & Games Savannah Masters Adult Swimming is available at the Chatham County Aquatic Center, 7240 Sallie Mood Dr., next to Lake Mayer. Levels are Beginner, Fitness, Triathlete and Competitive. Times are Monday, Wednesday and Friday from 5:306:45 a.m., Monday, Tuesday and Thursday from 6-7:15 p.m. and Saturday from 7-8:30 a.m. For information, call Scott Rabalais at 927-7016 or visit www.savannahmasters.com.

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Practices are every Monday and Wednesday at 6 p.m. in Forsyth Park near the tennis

courts. Call 404-449-5875 or send e-mail to savannahrugby@yahoo.com.

Wheelchair Basketball BlazeSports Club of Savannah, a program of The Rehabilitative Institute at Memorial Health Medical Center, sponsors wheelchair basketball. Practices are held each Monday.

Beginners and intermediate players practice from 6-7 p.m. Advanced players practice from 7-8 p.m. Basketballs and sports wheelchairs are provided. Call 350-7268.

meets the fourth Tuesday of every month at 6:30 p.m. at Memorial Health. Call Mary Lou Cygan at 350-7285.

Support Groups

meets quarterly, March 24, June 16, September 15 and December 15, at noon, Conference Room 2, Candler Heart & Lung Bldg. 5356 Reynolds St. Contact Tina Nelson at 819-7340 or Cindy Balkstra at 8198032.

African-American Women Overcoming Depression and Bi-Polar Disease meets the third Thursday of the month at the Bull Street Library. For information, call JoAnne Wright at 236-0027.

Al Anon Family Groups A fellowship of relatives and friends of alcoholics meets Monday at 12:30 p.m. and 8 p.m., Wednesday at 1:30 p.m., Thursday at 8 p.m. and Sunday at 8 p.m. at 1501 Eisenhower Dr. and Tuesday at 8 p.m. at Goodwill on Sallie Mood Drive. Call 5989860 or visit http://all-anonsavannah.freeservers.com.

Alcoholics Anonymous If you or someone you know has a problem with alcohol, call 354-0993.

Alzheimer’s Caregiver’s Support Group for caregivers, family members and friends of persons affected by Alzheimer’s Disease or other dementia-causing illnesses meets the first Monday and third Tuesday of each month from 10:30 a.m. to noon in Room 111 of the Skidaway Island Methodist Church, 54 Diamond Causeway. Visit www.alzga.org or call 920-2231.

Alzheimer’s Support Group This monthly support group is for families of persons suffering from Alzheimer’s Disease and other forms of dementia and is held the second Thursday at 6 p.m. at Ruth Byck Adult Day Care facility, 64 Jasper St. Call ahead to reserve a seat. Call Amanda Christenson, 236-0363, Ext. 105.

Amputee Support Group Open to all patients who have had a limb amputated and their families or caregivers.

Call 355-7778 or 353-9635.

Backus Children’s Hospital Support Group for Parents who have a seriously ill child receiving treatment on an inpatient or outpatient basis. A case manager facilitates the meetings, and a child life specialist provides an arts and crafts activity Meets once a week. Call Donna at 350-5616.

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Bipolar Support Group John J. Dunn, Ph.D., is interested in hearing from people who want to participate in a bipolar support group. Call 692-1230 after 6 p.m.

Bulloch County Rape Crisis Hotline The Bulloch County Sexual Assault Task Force has announced a new 24 hour/7 day a week hotline staffed by trained volunteers to aid victims of rape, incest and sexual molestation. The number is 912-531-1771.

CASA Support Group This support group is for parents and extended caregivers whose child or children have been involved with DFCS and/or returned to your custody after being in foster care, or who have been given custody of a family member’s child who has been involved with DFCS and/or has been in foster care. The group meets the first Thursday of the month from 6-7 p.m. at Youth Futures Family Resource Center at 705 Anderson St. For information, call Madison at CASA at 447-8908 or send email to madison@savannahcasa.org.

Cancer support group meets every Wednesday from 11 a.m. to noon in the board room located on the first floor of St. Joseph’s Hospital. 819-2475.

Celiac Support Group for anyone with celiac disease who is allergic to products containing gluten, their family or friends. For information, call 5072592.

Citizens With Retarded Citizens Open to families of children or adults with autism, mental retardation, and other developmental disabilities. Meets monthly at 1211 Eisenhower Drive. 355-7633.

Coastal Empire Polio Survivors Association meets the fourth Saturday of the month from10:30 a.m. to 12:30 p.m. at the Candler Heart and Lung Building, second floor, Room 2. Call 352-8383 or 927-8332.

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Bariatric/Gastric Bypass Support Group

offers friendship and understanding to bereaved parents. It meets the first Thursday of the month from 7-8:30 p.m. in the Candler Heart & Lung Building, Conference Room 2, 5356 Reynolds St. 925-5195.

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meets the third Thursday at 6 p.m. at Memorial Health in Conference Room A. Call Robin at 350-3843.

meets the last Tuesday at 6 p.m. in the Heart and Lung Building at Candler Hospital, second floor, Room 2. Call Sandra at 964-0455.

Domestic violence community support group SAFE Shelter provides a domestic violence support group every Thursday from noon to 1 p.m. at the Senior Citizens Building at 325 Bull St. Call Brenda Edwards, 629-8888.

Domestic Violence Hotline The Georgia Human Resources Department and Georgia Coalition on Family Violence, have a new number, 24 hours a day. 1-80033-HAVEN

Eating Disorders/Self Harm Support Group A 12-step group for people with eating disorders and self-harm disorders. For information, call Brandon Lee at 927-1324.

Fibromyalgia support group meets the second Thursday from 5:30-6:30 p.m. in Conference Room 2, Candler Heart and Lung Building, 5356 Reynolds St.. 8196743.

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is a support group that will meet Sept. 29 from 5:30-7 p.m. at the Cancer Institute at Memorial Health. The meeting is open to anyone who has an ostomy and their loved ones. A discussion will be held about accessories for ostomy concealment, comfort and pleasure. Call Jennifer Currin at 350-7845.

Living without Violence The SAFE Shelter offers free drop-in counseling to anyone who is in an abusive relationship. Meets every Thursday from 7-8:30 p.m. at the First Baptist Church Education Building at Whitaker & McDonough St. 2349999.

Lupus Encouragement Group A support group that is open to patients with lupus, their family members and friends. 447-6605.

Leukemia, Lymphoma and Blood Disorders Support Group meets at Summit Cancer Care, 5400 Sutlive St. in the lobby on the second Thursday of the month from 5-6:30 p.m. Call Barbara at 354-6187, Ext. 212 to RSVP.

Memorial Health Diabetes Support Group meets the third Thursday at 6 p.m. at the Error Prevention Conference Room. A variety of guests discuss ways to improve health. Call Glenda at 350-3690.

Memorial Health Pancreatic Cancer Support Group’ For information, call Jennifer Currin at 3503988.

An Alcoholics Anonymous group for gays meets Sunday and Wednesday at 7:30 p.m. at 307 E. Harris St., second floor. For information, contact Mark at 233-4255.

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a program of Hospice Savannah, offers the free counseling services for anyone dealing with loss. Call 355-2289. Grief 101 is a seven week support group for individuals who have suffered a loss by death. Pre-registration required. Tuesdays 6-7 p.m. Grief Support Network is an on-going peer-run support group. Tuesdays 6-7 p.m.

Children’s Groups, call for times. Specialty Groups such as Spouse Loss Group and Loss by Suicide Group are offered when needed.

meets the fourth Monday from 4:30-5:30 p.m. in the Women’s Services Conference Room at the Center for Advanced Medicine at Memorial Health. Call 350-7845.

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parents and caregivers to learn more about Sickle Cell disease. It also strives to provide young people with necessary tools to take responsibility for their own health and advocate for themselves as they move from childhood to adulthood. For information, call Saundra at 350-3396.

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is a support group that meets the first Thursday of the month from 5:30-6:30 p.m. at the Candler Professional Building, Room 508A, 5354 Reynolds St. Call 819-6171 for information.

Multiple Sclerosis support group discusses topics that are relevant to anyone with a debilitating disease every fourth Thursday at 3:30 p.m. at St. James Catholic Church, 8412 Whitfield Ave. at Montgomery Cross Roads. 355-1523

Muscular Dystrophy support group meets Jan. 28, April 19, July 19 and Oct. 18 from noon to 1 p.m. in Conference Room 2, Candler Heart & Lung Building, 5356 Reynolds St. 354-9576.

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My Brothaz Home, Inc. is sponsoring this support group. For information, call Lady Maverick or George at 231-8727.

St. Joseph’s/Candler Emory transplant support group

United Way’s First Call for Help

meets every other month, Jan. 12, March 9, May 11, July 13, Sept. 14 and Nov. 9, in Conference Room 2, Candler Heart & Lung Building, 5356 Reynolds St. On May 11 at 4:30 p.m., Dr. Teresa Schweiger will speak about The Art and Science of Immunosuppression. For information, call Terria Manning at 819-2171 or Karen Traver at 819-8350.

is for families of murder victims. The meetings are at 6 p.m. in the Chatham County Courthouse on Montgomery St. third Thursday of each month. 652-7329

Weight loss support group

meets quarterly, March 24, June 16, September 15 and December 15, Noon, Conference Room 2, Candler Heart & Lung Bldg. 5356 Reynolds St. 692-2032.

TOPS (Take Off Pounds Sensibly), a nonprofit weight loss group provides informative programs & info. Meets every Tuesday. from 6-6:45/6:45-7:45 at the Windsor Forest Community Center. 748-8700.

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Wheeze busters is an asthma support group for children that meets in the Rainbow Room at The Children’s Place at Candler Hospital. Call 921-3368.

Overcoming the Stigma of Seizure Disorders

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meets the fourth Thursday at the Wesley Monumental United Methodist Church at Abercorn and Gordon streets. A free story/coloring book, I’m Feeling Just Ducky!, is available for children to better explain seizure activity.. Call Pam Steadman at 233-1006.

meets the first Thursday of the month from 5-6:30 p.m. in the Marsh Auditorium at Candler Hospital. Call 355-6347 or 2384666.

meets Fridays from noon to 1 p.m. Call Maureen Wozniak at 355-4987.

Rape Crisis Center Incest Survivor’s Group As part of its ongoing work with incest survivors, the Rape Crisis Center has built a cinder-block wall where incest survivors can throw plates as an anger management technique. In order to continue, donations of china are needed. Call 233-3000 to make a donation.

Reflex Sympathetic Dystrophy Support Group The group welcomes anyone suffering with this disorder, and family members or caregivers interested in learning more about it.

Sexaholics Anonymous is a fellowship of men and women whose purpose is to help those with sexual addictions. 351-7440.

S-Anon Family Group is a fellowship for families and friends of sexaholics. For information, call 663-2565.

Smoking Cessation Support Group is open to anyone who has stopped smoking and needs additional support or to those who are considering trying to stop smoking. Call 819-8032 or 819-3361.

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meets the third Sunday from 3:30-6 p.m. at the Armstrong Atlantic State University Sports Education Building, Room 226. 3517035 or 353-7143.

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Visit our other 2 locations: 5700 Waters Avenue 420 E. Broughton Street (912) 692-0057 (912) 236-0530

Women who love too much The Work meets the fourth Friday at 7 p.m. at 2320 Sunset Blvd., (just off Skidaway at Carey Hilliards). The Work is for mentally healthy people who are stuck in some area of their lives. 355-4704.

Volunteers AARP Tax Aid the nation’s largest free, volunteer-run tax counseling and preparation service, is seeking Chatham County volunteers to assist with income tax return preparation and to serve as receptionists. There is no requirement to be retired or to be an AARP member. Call Linda Gladin at 786-5530.

American Red Cross needs volunteers The Chatham Branch of the Savannah Red Cross needs volunteers. Call Mark Stall at 651-5352 or send e-mail to stallm@savannahredcross.org.

45 America’s Second Harvest Food Bank needs volunteers

Community Cardiovascular Council

Georgia Cares

to sort, clean, & shelve salvaged foods from reclamation centers where bent cans or crumpled boxes of nutritious food is sent. Apply as soon as possible. 912-236-6750 ext 109.

is looking for medical volunteers to check blood pressures for our walk-ins. Anyone interested in a few hours a week please call Sydney Oetgen at 236-7666.

AYUSA International

The Women’s Center of Wesley Community Centers is seeking volunteers to teach crafts or ceramic classes on Mondays. Call Valeria Flowers at 447-5711.

is a program of the Savannah Regional Office of Georgia Legal Services that provides free, unbiased information and assistance to Medicare enrollees on health insurance coverage, benefits, consumer rights and healthcare fraud.

Volunteer training is required. Call Rose Beck, 1-800-5598387.

is a nonprofit high school foreign exchange organization that places students from more than 50 countries in American homes and schools for an academic semester or year. Call 1866-241-0517 or visit www.ayusa.org.

Crafts and Ceramics Teachers Needed

The Dolphin Project of Georgia

Volunteers are needed to teach Basic Computer Classes on Tuesdays and Thursdays at Wesley Community Centers. Call Valeria Flowers at 447-5711.

needs boat owners, photographers and other volunteers to help conduct scientific research on the Atlantic Bottlenose dolphin along the coast of Georgia. You must be at least 18 years old. Call 232-6572 or visit the Web site at www.TheDolphinProject.org.

CASA needs volunteers

Faith in Action Multicultural Program of EOA

to speak up for abused children in court for their best interests and to help ensure they are placed in safe and permanent homes. Call 447-8908 or send e-mail to infor@savannahcasa.org.

needs volunteers. Your neighbors who are elderly or who have disabilities need your help with everyday activities, simple chores, friendly visits, telephone calls and respite care. Call Linda Fields at 238-2960, Ext. 123.

CEL Regional Library

First Steps at St. Joseph’s/Candler

needs volunteers to assist in a variety of ways at its branches in Chatham, Effingham and Liberty counties. Call Kathy Newman at 652-3661.

Become a volunteer with First Steps and provide support, education and community resources to help parents of newborns establish healthy and positive relationships with their babies. Call 819-6910.

Basic Computer Instructors Needed

Chatham County Truancy Intervention Project

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Foster families and adoptive families are needed in Chatham County. Call 651-5437.

The Foster Grandparent Program needs volunteers who are 60 or older to volunteer their time in educational facilities, day care centers and other social service agencies for 20 hours per week, working four or five days per week.

FGP offers a modest stipend and assistance with transportation fee. Call Linda at 234-7842 or 238-2960, Ext. 123.

Islands Mothers of Preschoolers is seeking loving childcare volunteers for their MOPPETS program, a non-denominational Christian ministry that encourages and supports moms of preschoolers. Meets the first and third Wednesday from Sept. through May from 9:15 to 11:30 a.m. at First Baptist Church of the Islands, 6613 Johnny Mercer Blvd. Call Linda at 897-9632. w

Library gift shop needs volunteers The Friends of the Library Gift Shop at the Bull Street Library needs volunteers for all days of the week and Saturdays.

Retail experience is not necessary. All proceeds from the gift shop benefit the library branches. Call Kathy Newman at 6523661.

Lifelink of Georgia seeks volunteers to speak to community groups, pass out information at health fairs and organize awareness-raising events. Potential volunteers include transplant recipients and their families, patients waiting for organ or tissue transplantation, donor families or anyone interested in organ and tissue donation.

Call 341-0000.

Literacy volunteers needed Project READ, an adult literacy program, is in need of volunteer tutors who can commit to 2 or 4 hours each week.

Call Jodi at Royce Learning Center at 354-4047. ◗

by John Delaney

Mars in Taurus transits Retrograde Motion from October 1 to December 10, 2005. At the end of John Dos Passos’s Midcentury, venture capitalist Judge Alphonse Lewin, “a four dimensional financier with a bet on every horse,” in discussing the moral neutrality of Einstein’s quest for knowledge that led to the development of the atomic bomb, asserts, “Personal kindness in life has nothing to do with mathematics, that investigator of the nature of the universe which is communion with God in the highest sense of the word.”

Several decades later, in Cosmopolis, Don DeLillo depicts the amoral, nihilistic late Nineties currency trader, Eric Packer, who leverages capital equal to the net worth of entire industries while examining trading patterns of the yen in nanoseconds, zeptoseconds & yoctoseconds, while he indulges a desultory excursion in his white stretch limousine across midtown Manhattan, encountering post-Yippie riots, state funerals & the filming of a movie, seducing multiple sexual partners & spurning his multi-million dollar old money wife, all because . . . he is bored, “A rat became the unit of currency – Zbigniew Herbert.”

ARIES - Restrain yourself from expressing rage because you do not benefit from some impersonal bureaucratic “numbers games.” Protect your spirit from the soot & grime of commerce.

TAURUS - If you need to compare your personal growth with other peoples’ development, you will be lost. Focus upon how radically changing conditions influence you & your goals exclusively.

GEMINI - Why are you surprised that somebody who you have suspected of lying to you, cheating on you or betraying you behind your back? Do you feel a pang of loss . . . like a jellyfish sucking on the belly of a shark?

Get some backbone!

CANCER - While many people may fantasize about being a great writer or painter, very few actually write, draw or paint. You will not accomplish anything great without blood, sweat & tears!

LEO - The intoxicated Bull market of the late Nineties did severe damage to the fiscal habits of the average American. Pay more attention to where, as opposed to

when, you invest your money. Cultivate steadfast patience – no matter how painful.

VIRGO - Read literature from places to which you have traveled or to which you would like to travel again, whether Egypt’s Naguib Mahfouz, Chile’s Isabel Allende, Japan’s Kobo Abe or middle America’s Wallace Stegner. Disrupt the static stasis of entrenched thought patterns. Let your mind lead so that your body will follow.

LIBRA - Face it: some people get their thrills being extremely mean to you directly to your face – and they are not kidding! Don’t psychoanalyze thugs, liars & bullies – take people on the surface as you adjust your behavior accordingly.

SCORPIO - You worship old friends, lovers & partners whom you took for granted for years only because you recently endured a litany of betrayals. Unfortunately, you still take the loyalty of current friends, lovers or partners for granted. Wake up before it is too late.

SAGITTARIUS - If you feel sick, go to the doctor. If your health suffers, everything & everyone around you suffers. Get that “thumbs-up” from your g.p.

CAPRICORN - You frustrate yourself & others because you notice flaws before strengths. Therefore, emphasize strengths first, using distinctive superlatives such as “awesome” or “colossal” generously. When addressing flaws, assert, “Only this prevents you from total mastery.” Stroke the ego!

AQUARIUS - As you wonder if anybody knows or cares about who you are or what you think irrespective of your own personal or professional power, somebody in your family, neighborhood or job actually nurses the same fears. (Are you now meant to “take” – or are you now expected to “give”?)

PISCES - There is no reason to speak unless your “routine” – commuting, shopping, paying bills, handing in homework, meeting colleagues for meetings, going on dates – is disrupted. If it is not broke, don’t fix it. Be grateful for a functional status quo (when you are blessed with one). ◗

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Foster parents are needed.A volunteer coordinator is needed, as are vet techs with microchipping experience, Pet Expo volunteers, fundraiser volunteers, a PR/marketing coordinator, a trainer/behaviorist and Adoption Day volunteers.

Fill out an online application at www.coastalpetrescue.org.

is seeking volunteers. Greet visitors, maintain trails, catalogue historic photographs and assist in the gift shop and more. Call David Underwood at 786-5787.

Islands MOPS seeks volunteers

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Fort Pulaski National Monument

is available in all areas of care. Volunteers can work directly with patients and families in their homes, in the nursing home or assisted living facilities or at Hospice House, and also can provide clerical assistance or other bereavement support. Call Beth Logan at 629-1043.

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matches volunteer attorneys and other professionals with children who have been brought before the court for excessive school absenteeism. They also provide legal representation and other resources to children and their families to prevent school failure. TIP is recruiting professionals in the fields of education, law enforcement and social service.

Become a mentor today and help make a difference in a child’s life. For information, call 201-2133.

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Sun Coast Realty is expanding and hiring real estate agents. If you are interested in high commissions, great working conditions, call for an interview. Located on the second floor of 820 Abercorn St, Savannah, near the Mansion! 912-507-9800 or 912 341-8005 * FANNIES ON THE BEACH NOW HIRING EXP. SERVERS AND HOSTESS. FT/PT. FUN BEACHFRONT LOCATION. APPLY IN PERSON. 1613 STRAND, NEAR 17TH ST. TYBEE ISLAND. 786-6109 * Portman's Music Community School is growing. We are now accepting resumes for Piano/Keyboard and Vocal Instructors.

Please e-mail resumes to Bruce@portmansmusic.com.*

BELLA’S ON HABERSHAM Hiring Experienced Pizza cooks and Servers. Calls only between 2:30-4:30pm.

912-354-4005.

THE EXPRESS CAFE 39 Barnard St has immediate opening for part time dishwasher & bus person. Applicants must have reliable transportation and be available to work between the hours of 8:30am-4:30pm MonSun as needed.

Applicant needs to be energetic, reliable and work well with others.

Starting pay of $6/hr.

Applicants must be able to pass a pre-employment drug screen and background check.

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Miscellaneous Items For Sale

BEDROOM SET Cherr y & chrome, 5 piece set. All NEW. Still in boxes. Sacrifice. $600 Call 912-966-9937

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WE BUY HOUSES Need repairs? Vacant?

Has’t sold yet? Liens, divorce, etc. Let us help, call today. We are NOT agents. Quick offers. Quick closing. Call 912-351-0500.

House for Sale

305 W Duffy St. New condo conversion. Gracious entrance foyer to three residential units with 1 BR each. Separate street entrance to commercial unit with attached living space.

High ceilings, multiple fireplaces, w/d, dishwasher, hardwood floors, ch /a, private porch and off-street parking. Priced from $139,500.00.

Call Don Callahan 441-4416 Mopper-Stapen Realty*

Full size plush set with box spring, new in plastic. Sell, $120. Can deliver. Call 912-9641494.

PILLOW TOP MATTRESS A Brand NEW deluxe queen mattress and box spring set with warranty. Sill NEW in original factory bag.

Sell $150. 912-965-9652

FURNITURE Elegant hand-carved cherry 4 poster bedroom set. Dresser w/tri view mirror, chest and nightstand, All wood, NEW. Still in boxes. List $4500. Sacrifice $1500.

Can deliver. 912-9669937

kitchen & baths. All systems are new, Central Heat & Air, Electric & Plumbing. Offered at $235,000.

Call Don Callahan 441-4416 Mopper-Stapen Realty*

810 Maupas Ave. Baldwin Park at its best! Pride of ownership shows in this 3 bedroom, 2 baths home. This home has been completely renovated and offers many extras. An awesome kitchen with an island and maple countertops, living room with a wood burning fireplace, hardwood floors, brick construction, metal roof and a 1 car garage with ample off street parking. You will truly want to call this home. Offered at $235,000.

Call Don Callahan 441-4416 Mopper-Stapen Realty*

Midtown

907 East 38 th St .

How cute can you get? This totally remodeled 3 bedroom, 1 bath cottage is offering a large lot and an attached deck for entertaining. Make this your home for only $130,000. Call Don Callahan 441-4416 Mopper-Stapen Realty*

907 East 40th Street Absolutely charming Baldwin Park Bungalow. Restored and offering 2 br., 1 ba, new metal roof, wood floors, spacious backyard for entertaining, fireplace and a welcoming front porch.

Move in today! Just $175,000.

Call Don Callahan 441-4416 Mopper-Stapen Realty *

1601 E 59 St Absolutely like brand new. Move in ready.

Totally remodeled brick home with very tasteful touches throughout. Offering 3 bedrooms, beautiful new bathrooms, tile floors, new carpets, and garage. Located on a very large private lot. Easy Living at just $145,000. Call Don Callahan 441-4416 Mopper-Stapen Realty*

WE BUY HOUSES Need repairs? Vacant?

Has’t sold yet? Liens, divorce, etc. Let us help, call today. We are NOT agents. Quick offers. Quick closing. Call 351-0500.

2401 Habersham Street Victorian style home located in the Thomas Square District. Completely restored, wonderful finishes in the

328 Price Street 1862 historic home close to Toupe Sq. with 2 bedrooms/1.5 baths, 2 story. 4 fireplaces, hi

ceilings, hear tpine floors, courtyard, all appliances included! $255,000 Call Rhondda @ Sun Coast Realty.

912 507-9800.*

519 E. 45th Street Beautiful Ar t’s and Craft home, exterior of hardyboard, hardwoods, 4 bedrooms, 3 baths in main with high ceilings and loads of detail. Carriage house has large brick fireplaces, all appliances and 1 bedroom/1 bath.

Rents for $900. Open house every Sunday 25 in September. Rhonnda@ Sun Coast Realty 912 507-9800.* 321 Drayton Street.

An oasis in the middle of downtown! 2 BR 1 BA condo with wide plank hardwood floors, fully furnished kitchen, large bath, 2 fireplaces, ample closet space and private courtyard!

All appliances, including washer/dryer, included. $210,000.00.

Shelley Carroll Lowther 912-604-8177 Re/Max Savannah 355-7711or visit www.SavannahGARealtor.com* 505 Pinecrest Court.

Southern Living in Pooler! Beautifully designed and decorated, this 3 BR 2 BA is ready to move in, with brand new kitchen and updated baths, and a 16 X 20 covered terrace for outdoor entertaining.

Home warranty included! $142,000.00 Shelley Carroll Lowther 912-604-8177 Re/Max Savannah 355-7711or visit www.SavannahGARealtor.com* 105 West Congress Street Suite B. Only commercial condo left in beautifully restored building. This is the residential unit in the building that can be converted to a residence with some work.

Secure entry, hardwood floors, tin ceilings, and a great central location! $195,000.00.

Shelley Carroll Lowther 912-604-8177 Re/Max Savannah 355-7711or visit www.SavannahGARealtor.com*

114 Stockbridge.

Convenient and desirable Georgetown location!

3 BR 2 BA updates home is in move-in condition!

Run--- don’t walk! This one will not last long!

Shelley Carroll Lowther 912-604-8177 Re/Max Savannah 355-7711or visit www.SavannahGARealtor.com* PRICED WELL BELOW APPRAISED VALUE! Newly built Hallmark home in Southern Woods at Rice Mill is priced almost $20,000 below value! 4 BR 2.5 BA with wood floors, and new everything!

This is a must see! A great home at a great price! $299,900.00 Shelley Carroll Lowther 912-604-8177 Re/Max Savannah 355-7711or visit www.SavannahGARealtor.com* Jefferson Commons Be the first to own one of these six - 2 bedroom, 2 bath condos in the heart of the Historic District. Conveniently located close to SCAD. Features 4 fireplaces, spiral stair case, granite counter tops and stainless steel appliances. Gated, off street parking. $196,000 each Alexander Grikitis 912-2201700 The Coastal Real Estate Group*

walls and 4 fireplaces.

Located in an area of active restoration and growth. Great single family or convert to a duplex. $175,000 Alexander Grikitis 912220-1700 The Coastal Real Estate Group*

518 East Duffy Street A beautiful newly redone home with 3 bedrooms, 1 bath. Kitchen has a sub zero fridge, dishwasher, honed granite countertops and travertine floors.

The rest of the house has original heart of pine floors, plaster walls in good shape, and 3 fireplaces. W/D included. Currently rents for $1,000 month. $225,000 Alex Grikitis 912-220-1700 The Coastal Real Estate Group*

513 East 36th Street A charming 2 bedroom, 1.5 bath cottage nestled near a park. Offers the closeness of downtown without the price. Recently renovated kitchen and baths. Great for 1st time buyers or student rentals. $112,000 Alexander Grikitis 912220-1700 The Coastal Real Estate Group*

518 East Henry Street A duplex in the Historic District close to SCAD. Newly re-done and ready to move in to.

Two 2 bedroom, 1 bath units with W/D and all new appliances. In addition, this duplex has cedar closets, new carpet and parking in the rear. $235,000 Alexander Grikitis 912-2201700 The Coastal Real Estate Group*

Reduced! Reduced!

Stop renting! 3 bedroom, 2bath double wide in sought after area, offers1680 sq.ft of living area, large lot , 1.61 acres, dining, and family rooms, home warranty and more. Call LaTrelle Pevey 658-7777, ERA Adams-Pevey Realty 826-2550 $79,999. H4058*

407 East 34th Street Arts & Crafts details in this 3 bedroom, 1 bath home. Wood floors throughout, plaster

Horse Lovers Dream!

10 + acres, pond, tack room, field room, arena, 4 completed stalls with 4 more available.

Home has 3

beds/3baths and approx. 2300 sq. feet; 9 ft. ceilings, hardwood flooring, surround sound, screened back porch and custom cabinets in kitchen. All for only $309,900.

Call LaTrelle @ 6587777. H-4206 ERA Adams-Pevey Realty 826-2550 *

Great 3 bed/2 bath starter home in desirable Rincon neighborhood. Separate L.R., Den, and Country kitchen. Covered patio and large fenced yard. Call LaTrelle for your personal showing @658-7777 ERA Adams -Pevey Realty 826-2550 H4262 $115,900 *

LEGACY SQUARE 171 Parkview Road $185,000 Just like new home with many upgrades in desirable neighborhood. 4 bedrooms, 21/2 baths, separate living and dining rooms, 2 car garage, and huge backyard.

Call Lori Judge, 484-1514.*

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234-4406 306 WEST PARK AVENUE Lower apartment, 2 bedroom, 1 bath, living room with hardwood floors, central heating and air, washer/dryer. $875/mo.

212B WEST HALL STREET 2 bedroom, 1 bath apartment, living room, kitchen with stove, refrigerator and dishwasher, totally electric. $850/mo.

232 BULL STREET #1 Spacious 1 bedroom, 1-1/2 bath apartment, living room/kitchen/dining room combo, hardwood floors, 3 fireplaces, high ceilings, great location. $1,100/mo.

302 LORCH STREET UNIT 201 Chic 1 bedroom, 1 bath condo, hardwood floors, stainless steel, appliances, granite countertops, upgrades, sec. system, secure gated parking. $1,000/mo.

322 EAST HARRIS STREET Side garden 2 bedroom, 2 bath apartment, living room, fireplace, kitchen with electric stove, dishwasher, microwave, carpeted, central heat and air. $900/mo.

2514 WHITAKER STREET Renovated 3 bedroom, 1 bath apartment. living room, kitchen with electric cooktop stove, heart pine floors, fresh paint. $800/mo.

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2033 SKIDAWAY RD- 2BD, 1BA, $650.00 317 W WALDBURG- APART B 3 BD, 1 BA $800.00 629 EARLY ST- 3BD, 1.5 BA $975.00 2136 TEXAS AVE APT-B - 1 BD,1 BA, $495.00

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THUNDERBOLT 2612 WHATLEY UNIT 11- 3BD,2BA, $1,000.00 2812 WHATLEY-3BD,2 BA, $1,100.00

ISLANDS 103 OYSTER SHELL RD-3BD, 2 BA CONDO-$995.00 4 TEAKWOOD RD- 3BD, 2BA, $1,375.00 127 PALMETTO BAY ROAD- 3BD, 2BA, $1,200.00 127 ST. ANDREWS WAY- 4BD, 2.5BA, $1,300.00 32 MAPMAKER LN- 3BD, 2BA, APPT ONLY$900.00 15 ROPEMAKER COURT- 4BD, 2 BA, $1050.00 105 FORESTAY CT- 3BD, 2BA, $900.00 110 SOUTH SHEFTALL- 3BD, 2BA, $1,100.00 1018 TARA-3BD, 2BA, $1200.00 40 BRYAN WOOD-4 BD, 2 BA, $950.00 32 HIGHPOINT- 3BD, 2 BA, $1,150.00 (AVAIL OCT) 2 E. DEERWOOD- 3 BD, 2 BA $975.00 (AVAIL OCT) 108 BINNACLE- 3BD, 2BA, $1,000.00

SOUTHSIDE 174 JUNCO WAY-3 BD, 2 BA, $1,100.00 129 RED FOX- 3BD, 2BA, $1,250.00 11 CUTLER DR- 3BD, 2 BA, $1100.00 5 W SAGEBRUSH- 3 BD, 2 BA, $1,000.00 109 DOVETAIL-3BD,2BA, $1100.00.

11 OAKMOUNT RD- 3 BD, 2 BA , $1,375.00 (AVAIL OCT) 9 DELMAR- 3BD, 1.5 BA, ($950.00)

STARLAND DESIGN DISTRICT Beautifully renovated 2BR/1BA Formal dining room, refinished heart pine floors, ceiling fans, new bathroom & kitchen w/ceramic tile floors.

Seperate laundry room and private courtyard.

C/H/A, total electric, security system.

Viewing by appointment only

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145 LAURENBURG- 5BD, 2.5 BA, $1,575.00

512 MLK BOULEVARD Spacious 2 bedroom, 2-1/2 bath apartment with 2 bonus rooms. Stainless steel cooktop, combo living room/dining room, heart pine floors, deck off living room, stack washer/dryer. $1800/mo.

303B EAST HENRY STREET 2 bedrooms, 1 bath apartment, eat-in kitchen, washer/dryer connection, dishwasher, living room, bonus room, 2 off street parking spaces. $950/mo.

705 WHITAKER STREET APARTMENT F 1 bedroom apartment with bonus room, off Forsyth Park, living room, dining room, washer and dryer connections, wood floors, Jacuzzi tub. Available mid October. $900/mo.

602 LINCOLN STREET Upper. 2 bedrooms, 2-1/2 bath apartment, living room, dining room, eat-in kitchen with JenAir stove, dishwasher, trash compactor, washer and dryer, fresh paint. $1,490/mo.

1312 LINCOLN STREET 3 story, 3 bedroom, 2 bath apartment, living room, alarm system, washer and dryer. $950/mo.

3602 MONTGOMERY STREET Renovated 2 bedroom, 1 bath duplex, central heat and air, washer and dryer connections, all new appliances, carpet with off street parking. $750/mo. (SCAD Students $650/mo.)

2314 BARNARD STREET 4 bedrooms, 2 baths, living room, kitchen with gas stove, hardwood floors, central heat and air, washer and dryer, small deck. $1,200/mo.

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626 East 53 rd Street Arts & Crafts gem ripe for the picking!

Adorable 3BR/2BA 1939 bungalow with 1600+sf, oak & heart pine floors, original 4over-1 windows, eat-in kitchen, charming front porch and back deck, separate garage and nice yard. Won’t last at this price! $219,000. Katherine W. Oxnard, Keller Williams Realty--Coastal Area Partners, (912) 7043545/356-5001, katherineoxnard@comcast.n et ,www.kw.com .* 514-516 East Bolton Street What can’t you do with this versatile 4500sf Victorian? Four rental units and a buildable side lot make for endless mix-&-match possibilities: keep as rentals, renovate as lucrative 2-family, create 2-4 condos and/or sell off the lot. You are limited only by your dreams…$399,000.

Katherine W. Oxnard, Keller Williams Realty-Coastal Area Partners, (912) 704-3545/3565001, katherineoxnard@comcast.net ,www.kw.com .*

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Staged for Country Pleasure; A welcome escape from the city bustle. Three +/- 5 acre lots available.

Lot 1 has a pond. Be the first to choose the one you want.

Call LaTrelle 6587777, ERA AdamsPevey Realty 826-2550. Prices starting as low as $35,000. A-4295*

Secluded 65.55 acres gives you plenty of privacy. Great for the hunter who desires his very own hunting club.

Recreation only ? No subdivisions. Minutes outside Rincon and Springfield. $130,000. Call LaTrelle @ 658-7777 A -3971 ERA Adams-Pevey Realty 826-2550 *

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Reduced! Reduced!

1992 Fleetwood manufactured 3 bed 2 bath home situated beautifully on 6.96 acres 2 of which are fenced in great for your animals!

Landscaped yard with complete sprinkler system. Workshed 20x20 w/concrete floor, and 40x40 carport. All this for only $79,000. Call LaTrelle 658-7777. H-4104 ERA Adams-Pevey Realty 826-2550 * Welcome to the Country! Build your new home in the peaceful country. 4 lots with acreage between 5.05 and 7.52 acres. in Register, Ga. , near Statesboro – Horses welcome call today, don’t delay.

Prices range from $28,000 to $42,000.

Plats are available in the office.

LaTrelle Pevey @ 658-7777 ERA Adams-Pevey Realty 826-2550*

Welcome to the Country! Build your new home in the peaceful country. 4 lots with acreage between 5.05 and 7.52 acres. in Register, Ga., near Statesboro ? Horses welcome call today, don?t delay. Prices range from $28,000 to $42,000.

Plats are available in the office.

LaTrelle Pevey @ 658-7777 ERA Adams-Pevey Realty 826-2550 A-4239*

109 Barksdale Drive $155,000 House is beautiful. 3 bedroom, full bath, living room/dining room combo, over sized laundry room, super office, den with fireplace, lamenated floors in living room/dining room and office plus ceramic floors in den, kitchen, laundry room. Screened in porch that is large, shaded and very private. Call Betty Stevenson on her cell at 2245200 or at home at 351-0510.

Listing Agent Betty Stevenson (H) 912-351-0510 (C) 912-224-5200

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When it comes time to finance your first home, you should be able to work with a mortgage professional who will provide you with great rates, the perfect loan product and no hassles.

Beware of Fly

By Night Contractors

By Patty Rietkovich, E.O. Home builders Association of Greater Savannah

Across the U.S., many people become victims of tornadoes, earthquakes, floods, hurricanes or wildfires.

These natural disasters directly impact the US economy for billions of dollars annually. One of the untold costs associated with disasters are those loses due to fraud. Often “fly-by-night” contractors appear and further victimize the disaster victims by swindling them out of their precious and often limited resources. Here’s a warning from the home builders in our area that may save you from another disaster: unscrupulous contractors.

Some signs to remember that should make you see red:

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* You’re told that on this job, a contract “won’t be necessary.” * You’re asked to pay for the entire job “up front” — or pay cash to a salesperson instead of a check or money order to a company. * You are confronted with scare tactics, intimidation or threats. * You’re told you’ve been “chosen” as a demonstration project at a special, low price. * You’re told a “special” low price is good only if you sign a contract today. * The contractor won’t give you reference — or the references can’t be located. * You can’t verify the contractor’s business address.

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Relocating?

Have you discovered that you (and your family)

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have to relocate? Even if you’ve contacted a real estate agent, found a great home, and feel prepared for the move, your children may not share your enthusiasm.

Experience shows there can be two emotions at play, depending on your child’s age – fear or anger.

Young children may fear the unknown – where will they go to school? How will they make new friends? Where will they play and have fun?

Show them how they’ll continue all their activities in their new community. Visit the school, spend time in the park, and drive them through the neighborhood where other children are playing.

If you’ve got teenage kids, you may face resentment about moving. They feel more established in their schools, sports, and friendships. Accentuate the positive - maybe the sports program is one of the best in the state, and maybe their best friend can visit over school break.

If you can move during the school year, so much the better. They’ll immediately begin to make new friends, instead of spending potentially lonely months during a summer vacation.

Explain that you’re making transitions in your activities and relationships, too, and how excited you are to develop new interests and learn about your new home together. Children are amazingly adaptable – they may just surprise you! Enjoy your journey together!

Duplex Deal - 1113 East Park Ave. "Two" 2BR/1BA units ready for renovation. Live in one side while you rent the other. Situated on a double lot in an active area of renovation. Asking $75,000 Call Lori Judge 484-1514 *

660 East 39th Street Renovated building on huge lot is a great opportunity for investors!

Zoned R-4 with 3 rental units will have you cash flowing immediately.

Located in an active area of renovation.

New electric, alarm system and much more. A lot of opportunity with this property! $165,000 Call Lori Judge or Sheri Cermak, Judge Realty 2361000 *

Super Floor Plan 3 bedrooms, 2 1/2 baths. Includes extra lot. Midtown 2864 sq. ft. heated. 2 car garage &breezeway. $359,000 Asking price.

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Commercial Property Eastside Commercial Building 2,600 + sq. feet. Great location. Front and back access, large bay with overhead door. Offices and baths.Call Betty Stevenson with Prudential at 912-3510510 or 912-224-5200.* Building Lot Eastside 45x110 approximate size. Priced to sell at $30,000. Call Betty Stevenson with Prudential at 912-351-0510 or 912-224-5200* Business Only For Sale Parcel Forwarding located at 7082 Hodgeson Memorial Drive.

Priced at $60,000.

Make an offer. Call Betty with Prudentialfor tax info and showing at 912-351-0510 or 912-224-5200*

695-7733.

SUPER TYPE Make your classified ad stand out for only $2.00 extra a week. Sell it fast with a bold headline in Super Type!

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925 E. 37th Street Large commercial proper ty.

Over 13,000 square feet. A lot of potential! Owner financing available. $175,000 Call Lori Judge, Judge Realty 484-1514 *

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WE BUY HOUSES Need repairs? Vacant?

Hasâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t sold yet? Liens, divorce, etc. Let us help, call today. We are NOT agents.

Quick offers. Quick closing. Call 351-0500.

House for Rent Tybee Island 2 bedrooms/2baths, highceilings, pets ok with deposit. Long term $1,250 per month, month to month. Go to website www.tybeecoquinacottage.com <http://www.tybeecoquinacottage.com/> or Rhondda @ Sun Coast Realty 912 507-9800 or 912 266-3095.* Furnished Carriage House For Rent Located at Historic Jones St. Cute 1 BR/1 BA, Central HVAC, Dishwasher, Washer/Dryer, 1 Off Street Parking. $1200/month Call Judge Realty 236-1000 *

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2210 Atlantic Charming Baldwin Park bungalow, white picket fence and all!

This adorable home has been completely

1 Moss Hammock Lane One of few remaining lots at the Landings.

Corner lot in upscale neighborhood, custom Home plans available.

Build you dream home!

Asking $185,900. Call Sonja Bannon, Judge Realty @ 912-441-4470. www.HomesOfSavannah.com * 311 W. Henry Completely renovated triplex near SCAD, with great rental history.

Two cottages are 2BR/1BA units and one cottage is 3BR/1BA unit. All new appliances, electrical, HVAC and plumbing. Great Investment! $315,000 Call Lori Judge, Judge Realty 484-1514 * 307 Briarcliff Circle Windsor Forest Easy walk to Windsor Forest Elementary and Windsor Forest High School! 3 bedrooms, 2 baths, living room, dining room, den and family room. New carpet and garage has been converted into a nice family room. Two car carport and a fenced in backyard with metal storage building. Roof and AC compressor 1 year old and house is well above grade with no flooding problems.

Some furnishings for sale. Call Betty Stevenson at 912-351-0510 or 912-224-5200.*

roof, and heart pine floors. Buyer to complete interior.

Call Lisa at 441-9314 or visit www.morehomesofsavannah.co m * 730 E 48th Ardsley Park Great opportunity to buy in Ardsley for less!

Adorable 3 bedroom bungalow with all the details such as wood floors, high ceilings and front porch. This one even has off street parking, a garage, and wonderful courtyard with fountain. A little love and care will make this bungalow fabulous!

Call Lisa Moore at 441-9314 or visit www.morehomesofsavannah.com *

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1507 Grove St Absolutely charming Eastern Victorian bungalow! This move in ready 2BR/1BA home is remodeled with new central heat and air, electric and plumbing system. Fenced in yard great for entertaining. New fixtures and adorable paint job make this a must see property! Great for 1st time home buyer or investor! Move in today for just $92,500 Call Lori Judge or Sheri Cermak, Judge Realty 236-1000 *

138 Walz Circle Totally Redone Starter Home or Investment Property. New Roof, paint, tile flooring and door. 3br/1.5ba, eat-in kitchen, large yard.

Asking $131,000. Call Sonja Bannon, Judge Realty @ 912-441-4470. www.HomesOfSavannah.com *

Call Betty Stevenson with Prudential at 912351-0510 or 912-2245200 * 307 E 51st Totally renovated Ardsley Park home just steps from McCauley Park. 3 bedrooms, sunroom, fabulous kitchen with island is a cook's dream.

Fenced yard, deck, off street parking. It's even wired for sound and has a new roof!

Reduced to $249,000.

Call Lisa Moore at 441-9314 or visit www.morehomesofsavannah.com * 27 E 55th Large Ardsley home with 3 bedrooms and 2 1/2 baths. Open floor plan is great for entertaining, wonderful kitchen with Italian cabinets,Silestone counters, and stainless steel appliances.

Master suite with private sunroom and bath. Only $329,000.

Call Lisa Moore 4419314 or visit www.morehomesofsavannah.com * 18 E 41st Starland Design District Classic Victorian beauty with fully restored exterior in area of high interest and active restoration and new construction.

Original details abound including restored standing seam

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1505 Grove St Great investment or star ter home!

Charming 3BR/1BA bungalow in the Eastern Victorian District is completely renovated and ready to move in. New fixtures, hardwood floors, central heat and air, electric and plumbing system. Lots of Southern Charm! Offered at just $98,500 Call Lori Judge or Sheri Cermak, Judge Realty 236-1000 *

renovated and offers 2BR/1BA, wrap porch, marble accents, new kitchen, appliances and much more!

Large 60 x 100 lot is great for all kinds of entertaining. Truly a Gem! Make this your home for $124,900 Call Lori Judge or Sheri Cermak, Judge Realty 236-1000 *

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Starland District Large 3 BR / 1 BA Apartment, Central HVAC, Washer/Dryer, Private Balc o ny. $ 8 5 0 / m o n t h Includes Water. Call Judge Realty 2361000 * Wilmington Island 6523 Concord Road Adorable 3BR/2BA House, Large Fenced Back Yard, Hot Tub, 2 Car Garage $1800/month Call Judge Realty 2361000 *

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120 W. 37TH STREET HISTORIC HOUSE, newly renovated, 5-bedroom 1-full bath (2nd bath can be added). 3,078sqft., kitchen, washer/dryer, private cour tyard, $2742/month, long or short term lease available. Call 478-745-9065 or email williegriffin@hotmail.com

Discover the CTX Difference Chris Vogler Loan Officer 691-2722 ext. 116

Committed to Excellence There’s a place where people achieve the American Dream of Home Ownership.

It’s called CTX MORTGAGE COMPANY.

FOUR STAR PROPERTY MANAGEMENT, 912897-3138 PETS NEGOTIABLESAVANNAH GORDONSTON 1840 Skidaway Road 2bd/1ba, upstairs apartment, private entrance, central heat/air, of f street parking. $700.

GORDONSTON 1840 Skidaway Road 2bd/1ba downstairs apartment, with hardwood floors, kitchen. LR, DR, sunroom, deck, and w/d available, central heat/air. $1000 NEAR SAVANNAH STATE 4415 Lilac Avenue Cute 3bd/2ba, 1 car carport, Central H&A. $850 RICHMOND HILL MELROSE SUBDIVISION 45 Miner Drive.

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ARDSLEY PARK, 217 E. 56th Street 2 story carriage house, 3-bedroom 2.5-bath, central heat/air, large living room with fireplace, washer/dryer, of f street parking $950/month. Call 912656-2898

Apartments for Rent Carriage house in the heart of the historic district with 2 bedrooms/1.5 baths, totally furnished, including dishwasher/washer/dry er/cable tv, fully stocked kitchen, linens and sheets. $1,500 per month. Rhondda @ Sun Coast Realty 912 507-9800.* Tybee Island, steps from the beach. WWW.tybeecoquinacottage.co m Daily, weekly or monthly rentals starting as low as 575 a week, 1250 per month. 2 bedrooms, 2 baths.

507-9800* 138 W. 51st Street.

Newly renovated triplex, across SCAD's Montgomery Hall Bldg. 2 bedroom, 1 bath, Bonus Room, LR, kitchen, washer/dr yer, H/W floors, Cen H/A, Courtyard & offstreet parking $750/month And 1Bedroom, 1Bath for $500/month Contact: 912-484-5181 or 912-220-1020 fvenetico@hotmail.com *

Historic District 219 W. Waldburg Large 1BR/1BA Apartment, Central HVAC, Washer/Dryer Great Location! $750/month Call Judge Realty 236-1000 * Spacious downtown apar tment for rent.

Front and back porches, washer & dryer hookup, of f-street parking, courtyard and MUCH more. Must See! Please call 912-247-8164. * ARDSLEY PARK 2-bedroom carriage house, 1110 East 51st Street.

Hardwood floors, washer/dryer, central heat/air, fenced backyard, small pets welcome. $650/month. Call 912-596-1355 WANTED!! Good neighbors for spacious 2-bedroom 2-bath apartment with beautiful courtyard and security system. Apartment set up great for roommates that want privacy. Corian counter tops, freshly painted and new carpet. $1050/month. 2118 Abercorn Street.

912-398-4527 MUST SEE to appreciate. 6 miles from I-95. 20 minutes to Savannah Mall. 1 bedroom, washer/dryer, cable, water, furnished or unfurnished. All utilities included $750 + deposit.

No pets! 748-8367.

2 BEDROOMS, 1 BATH. Kitchen and living room, newly renovated, new appliances, central heat/air. utilities included. $700/monthly, $200/deposit.

Call 912-234-0702.

Roommates Wanted ROOMMATE WANTED Spacious 3 BR/1 BA home. W/D, hardwood floors, Downtown.

Dogs OK. $375/month plus 1/2 utilities. Call 912-210-0104.

SHARE 3 Bedroom apt. one block off Forsyth Park. $400 month.

Includes off street parking and all utilities, balcony Alternative lifestyle OK. No pets or drug abuser. 9am-9pm, 912-272-8883.

WHITEMARSH ideal location share large, 3/bedroom, 2/bath, home. Working or student--mature only. $600/mo plus deposit and utilities-negotiable..

Call 912-897-1777.

Cars

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Paint & Body Work Reasonably Priced Insurance Claims We buy wrecks

355-5932 1999 MAZDA MIATA, white with black top/interior, good mileage with style, less then 48,000 miles. $9000 OBO. Call 912-443-9313

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9 • 13 • 17 West Charlton St. 234.3323 toll free: 888.810.0143 office:

John Brown, Realtor

cell phone: 844-1914 email: jabrown1@comcast.net website: www.celiadunn.com

See our listings on the Internet at: www.celiadunn.com email: info@celiadunn.com

Christi Oates, Realtor

Where Old Tradition Meets New Savannah! cell phone: 695-5945 email: christi@celiadunn.com website: www.christioates.com

cell phone: 247-2375 email: stephen_ross@bellsouth.net website: www.celiadunn.com

McIntosh County Reserve your 1/2 acre home site in Shell Point Cove, a new gated coastal community filled with magnificent oak trees and unparalleled views. Developed in harmony with the natural beauty of the land, Shell Point Cove is an enchanting, captivating | community. Lots range from $100,000 to $325,000.

Stephen Ross 247-2375.

190 Green Island Road Fabulous deep water property with 6 acres of high ground and a beautiful Southern European style home. Open floor plan, tall ceiling, spacious rooms, hardwood floors, 2 fireplaces, screened porch and 2 floating docks. Stephen Ross 247-2375 or Celia Dunn 234-3323.

Liberty Wallace, Sales Associate cell phone: 484-3169 email: liberty@celiadunn.com website: www.celiadunn.com

401 North Cromwell Best buy at The Commons on Wilmignton! 2 bedroom 2 bath condo with a unique floor plan and many upgrades. Corian counters, stainless steel fixtures, and all new appliances. Walk in closet and balcony. Gated community with tennis courts and a pool.

May be sold furnished. $129,900.00. Liberty Wallace 484-3169.

414 East Huntingdon Street Lovely free-standing Victorian home has large room and open kitchen with fireplace. Two story frame home was built for Dennis McCarthy in 1897. Large balcony off the master bedroom and a nice deck overlooking an inviting, shady walled garden. 2 off-street parking spaces. Liberty Wallace 484-3169 or Celia W. Dunn 234-3323.

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“Desirable Isle of Hope” Florida style ranch home with marsh view, 3BR/2BA on 1/3 acre lot. Enjoy perfect peace and beautiful nature just 7 minutes from downtown. 7424 Hemlock Avenue. Offered at $225,000.

Christi Oates, 695-5945.

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Ford Plantation Exclusive gated community. This home at 481 McAllister Landing is 2.3 acres with views of the Ogeechee River and the bird and wildlife sanctuary.

John A. Brown 844-1914 or Celia Dunn 234-3323.

“Traditional Ardsley Home” Lovely restored home near Hull Park, 3BR/2BA, with fenced yard, large deck, Koi pond and detached workshop.

Perfect move-in condition! 717 East 56th Street. Offered at $229,000. Christi Oates, 695-5945. OPEN SUN 3-5.

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22 West Harris Street Splendid 5 BR/5.5 BA Historic 4-story brick single family home near Madison Square. Features original architectural details, floor to ceiling windows and original heart pine floors. Includes a carriage house and a garden apartment.

John Brown 844-1914 or Celia Dunn 234-3323.