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Songstress Olivia Newton-John returns to Savannah this Monday night. We talk to her about her music, Australia — and herbs from the Amazon rainforest. By jim reed | 17

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‘Box City’ campers spend the night out to raise awareness of the plight of the homeless | 8

City Council discusses how to spend Savannah’s share of the stimulus money | 9

Two actresses, four roles in Savannah Community Theatre’s Patio/Porch | 18

Of course Che won’t play here. But you still want to read about it anyway | 29

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University Hall, Room 156. When: Fri. March 6, 12:15 p.m. Where: Armstrong Atlantic State University, 11935 Abercorn St. Cost: Free Info: armstrong.edu

Wednesday All You Need is Love

What: A tribute to great

love songs from the last 60 years of pop, jazz, country and Broadway. When: Feb. 6-March 29. When: Wed. March 4, Thu., March 5, Fri. March 6, Sat. March 7, Sun. March 8, Wed. March 11. Where: Savannah Theatre, 222 Bull Street. Cost: Adults, $35; 17 and under, $16 Info: www.savannahtheatre.com

The Market at Trustees Garden

What: Farmer’s showcase,

organic gardening presentations, films and more. Held every Wednesday from 4-7 p.m. When: Wed. March 4, 4-7 p.m., Wed. March 11, 4-7 p.m. Where: Charles H. Morris Center, 10 E. Broad Street. Cost: Free Info: www.trusteesmarket. com

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Thursday AASU Career Fair

What: Job seekers can

meet with representatives of more than 20 regional employers at the AASU Student Recreation Center. When: Thu., March 5, 10 a.m.-2 p.m. Where: Armstrong Atlantic State University, 11935 Abercorn St. Cost: Free Info: 344-2563. careers@ armstrong.edu

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Daniel Pink: A Whole New Mind

The Jewish Film Festival continues all week; see page 32 for detailed listings

AIDS Memorial Quilt Project

What: Interactive learning workshops presented by Union Mission. March 5, 12, 19 & 26, 6-8pm, United Way, 428 Bull St.; March 9, 6-8pm, SSU Kennedy Fine Arts Building. When: Thu., March 5, 6-8 p.m., Thu., March 12, 6-8 p.m., Thu., March 19, 6-8 p.m. and Thu., March 26, 6-8 p.m. Where: Savannah State University, 3219 College St. Cost: Free Info: unionmission.org

Senior Performing Arts Showcase

A presentation of SCAD’s Graduate and Senior Performing Arts Department. When: March 5, 6, 7 and 8, 8pm. Where: Mondanaro Theater, 217 Martin Luther King Jr. Blvd. Info: 525.6931.

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Friday Greening of the Fountain What: Ceremony where

water in the fountain at Forsyth Park is dyed green in honor of St. Patrick. When: Fri. March 6, 12 p.m. Where: Forsyth Park Cost: Free Info: 912-233-6800.

Skidaway Island Antiques Show & Sale What: Seventeen nation-

ally known dealers offering English and American furniture, silver, jewelry, oriental rugs, china, linens, clocks and more. Gourmet lunches daily, plus antiques appraisals and lectures by experts. When: Fri. March 6, 10 a.m.-5 p.m., Sat. March 7, 10 a.m.-5 p.m. and Sun. March 8, 11:30 a.m.-4:30 p.m. Where: St. Peter’s Episcopal Church, 3 West Ridge Road.

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7th Annual Savannah International Boat Show What: The largest indoor

and in-water boat show in the region. When: Fri. March 6, 12-7 p.m., Sat. March 7, 10 a.m.7 p.m. and Sun. March 8, 11 a.m.-6 p.m. Where: Trade & Convention Center, 1 International Dr. Cost: $8, 12 and under free Info: www.savtcc.com

March of Dimes Shamrock Run A 5K road race/fitness walk. When: March 6, 6pm. Where: City Market. Cost: $30. Children under 10 free. Info: www.active.com

Robert I. Strozier Faculty Lecture Series

What: Hans-Georg Erney, assistant professor of English, will speak on human extinction fantasies and discuss a variety of extinction scenarios, AASU’s

First Saturday on the River

Arts and crafts and live entertainment. Sat. March 7, 9 a.m.-6 p.m. Where: River Street, River Street. Cost: Free Info: 234.0295. What:

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What: Bestselling author of “A Whole New Mind” and “Free Agent Nation” and a contributing editor for Wired magazine will speak. Book signing will follow. When: Fri. March 6, 1:30 p.m. Where: Trustees Theater, 216 E. Broughton Street. Cost: $10 Info: www.trusteestheater. com

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Pirates of Penzance, Junior

What: A pirate adventure

presented by 85 3rd-12th graders from Savannah Christian Preparatory School. When: Fri. March 6, 7 p.m., Sat. March 7, 7 p.m. and Sun. March 8, 3 p.m. Where: Lucas Theatre, 32 Abercorn Street. Cost: $8 Info: lucastheatre.com

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Hip-Hop Salutes the Harlem Renaissance

What: A show from All Walks of Life (AWOL) that examines Lena Horne, Langston Hughes and Billie Holiday paved the way for hip-hop artists. When: Fri. March 6, 7 p.m. and Sat. March 7, 7 p.m. Where: Trustees Theater, 216 East Broughton Street. Cost: $15 Info: www.awol.inc.org

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Brook Williams and Savannah Ceili Band perform. When: Fri. March 6, 7:30 p.m. Where: First Presbyterian Church, 520 Washington Ave. Cost: $2 Info: savannahfolk.org

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Repertory Theatre and Club One present Eve Ensler’s play as part of the V-Day campaign. Cairo on the Coast belly dancing troupe performs. Dance performance is at 7:30pm and play begins at 8pm. When: Fri. March 6, 7:30 & 8 p.m. and Sat. March 7, 7:30 & 8 p.m. Where: Club One, 1 Jefferson Street. Cost: $15 for the play, or $20 for dance and play Info: LuxAeterna2@ gmail.com

Savannah Community Theatre: Patio/ Porch

What: “Patio” is set in Texas and tells the story of sisters Jewel and Pearl, while “Porch” depicts a crotchety old woman and her restless spinster daughter. When: Fri. March 6, 8 p.m., Sat. March 7, 8 p.m. and Sun. March 8, 3 p.m. Where: The Plantation Club (at The Landings), Skidaway Island. Cost: $15-$25 Info: 235-4853.

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Savannah Derby Devils vs. Atlanta B-Squad What: Savannah’s

women’s roller derby league will take on the Atlanta Rollergirls B-Squad for “Shamrock Shenanigans.” Doors open at 6pm. When: Sat. March 7, 7 p.m. Where: Super Goose Sports, 3700 Wallin St. Cost: $10 in advance, $12 at the door. Ages 8 and under admitted free. Info: 800-838-3006

Irish Barbershop Concert What: An evening of

Irish music in four-part, a capella harmony, presented by the Moon River Barbershop Ladies Chorus. When: Sat. March 7, 7 p.m. Where: Trinity United Methodist Church, 225 West President St. Cost: Free, but donations for America’s Second Harvest will be accepted Info: 912-233-4766. www.trinitychurch1848. org/

Savannah Pride Red Party

What: The First City Network’s First Saturday Social and annual Pride Red Party. Donations will benefit the Savannah Gay & Lesbian Film Society. When: Sat. March 7, 7:30 p.m.-1 a.m. Where: Old Barnard Street Firehouse, 2202 Barnard St. Cost: Free Info: www.myspace. com/savannahpride

Savannah Children’s Choir: One Small Voice Award

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Sunday Trek Demo Day

What: Bring an ID or

driver’s license and demo high-end Trek bikes. Hot dogs and soft drinks for everyone. When: Sun. March 8, 9 a.m.-3 p.m. Where: Tom Triplett Community Park, U.S. Highway 80 West. Cost: Free Info: 912-652-6780.

Nutcase

What: New York Times

best-selling author Charlotte Hughes signs her new book, “Nutcase,” which is set in Georgia. When: Sun. March 8, 2 p.m. Where: Barnes & Noble, 7804 Abercorn Street. Cost: Free

WWE Raw/ECW: Road to Wrestlemania What: A world heavy-

weight championship match and other bouts, featuring John Cena and Rey Mysterio vs. Randy Orton and The Rated R Superstar Edge and many others. When: Sun. March 8, 5 p.m. Where: Savannah Civic Center. Cost: $15-$50 Info: 651-6556.

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Monday Olivia Newton-John What: The superstar

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One man’s pork is another man’s stimulus by Jim Morekis | jim@connectsavannah.com

If you’re moving your yacht from New York to Palm Beach we want you to buy gas and groceries in Georgia. — Jack Kingston Thanks, Jack. Don’t mind if I do. I’ll keep that in mind. The above quote from Georgia’s First District representative in Congress speaks for itself on a certain level. A congressman giving a friendly shout-out to yacht owners in the middle of the worst economy in 80 years could not possibly sound more out of touch, which is a big reason why Kingston’s Republicans are in the minority. While much of Kingston’s outspoken persona is a show-biz act, honed in countless appearances on national TV talk shows, the holla to his yacht-owning homies actually comes from one of several press releases he sent the media about recent funding “victories” in President Obama’s new budget, which we’re assured Kingston himself has “secured.” Every smart politician jockeys for as much credit as they can get. Kingston is certainly not alone in this. And the funding he’s “secured” is hardly controversial or unexpected.

$428,000 for Armstrong Atlantic’s Cybersecurity Initiative… $700,000 to fund Savannah harbor expansion… and the funding having to do with yachts quoted above, a million dollars to dredge the neglected Intracoastal Waterway. The paradox for Republicans — and part of the reason President Obama is able to work so far ahead of them on the chess board — comes when they yell about government “pork” out of one side of their mouths, while out of the other side they loudly take credit for the money they “secured” for the folks back home.

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Getting clubbed

Three popular local establishments face show cause hearings by Linda Sickler | linda@connectsavannah.com

It isn’t easy operating a bar in Savannah these days. Three establishments are being asked to show cause why their applications for liquor, beer and wine licenses or their applications should not be denied. If they can’t do it, the Savannah City Council can suspend or even revoke each of the club’s licenses. The latest club up for a closer look is Sweet Melissa’s, a Whitaker Street restaurant that has requested a liquor, beer and wine license at its new location. An administrative review was held with the applicant. Sweet Melissa’s sells food, including pizza, past the closing time for bars, one of the few restaurants in Savannah to stay open so late.

City Manager Michael Brown said the problem at Sweet Melissa’s is overcrowding, which city officials have said constitutes “a nuisance requiring an unusual amount of police activity.” Also under the gun is the Wild Wing Cafe, a popular restaurant and bar in City Market that has been cited by both the city and state for serving alcohol to minors. Wild Wing has been cited three times since October 2007. The Tiger’s Den, located on Skidaway Road, also could lose its license after police discovered drug sales were taking place inside the bar. All three clubs will have show cause hearings to explain what security steps, training or other

Call it hypocrisy, call it inconsistency, call it smart salesmanship. While it may make sense from a political perspective, it doesn’t make you the most credible spokesman. This has all come to a head with the stimulus package, which has become a true litmus test for modern times in terms of its ability to test one’s true devotion to principle. For all their bluster about “reigning in spending,” Republican governors like our own Sonny Perdue and Mark Sanford next door in South Carolina will end up pulling a Steve Miller. They’ll take the money and run. You may think it’s ridiculous to borrow money we don’t have in order to finish the last leg of the Truman Parkway. But regardless, you’ll be driving on it when it’s done, as will I. On page 9 in this week’s issue we have a piece by Linda Sickler on Savannah City Council’s first discussions of how to spend the nearly $500 million in local stimulus money from the president’s stimulus package. Read it and weep — whether they be tears of anger or tears of joy. CS

actions are being taken to remedy the problems. Failure to comply could mean outright revocation of liquor licenses, mere warnings or fines. Alderman Tony Thomas advised caution in handling the complaint about Sweet Melissa’s, noting that another establishment across the street from the club –– the Lady and Sons –– also gets large crowds. “Nobody is saying anything against the big crowds at Lady and Sons,” Thomas said. “The tour buses stop there. I think we need to be really cautious if we try to label somebody a nuisance.” Brown said the difference between the two businesses is in size. “The question is once you get inside Lady and Sons, it’s a large establishment,” he said. “Sweet Melissa’s also has a downstairs,” Thomas replied, adding that the restaurant is doing a public service. “There is no downtown food at night,” he said. “When the bars are putting people out at 3am, there is no place (but Sweet Melissa’s) for them to go and eat.” A show cause hearing had been

set for the Wild Wing Cafe at the council’s Feb. 26 meeting, but an attorney representing the business had asked for a continuance until March 12. Council members weren’t happy about the request, but did grant it. “We want to be assured there are no further delays on this hearing,” Alderwoman Mary Osborne said. Alderman Van Johnson also was concerned about possible delays. “We should send them a letter and say be there or be square,” he said. Osborne asked if the owners and management at the Tiger’s Den were responsible if someone did a drug transaction in the establishment, even if they were unaware of it. “Absolutely,” Brown replied. “That’s going to be the central essence in this case. Were the drug trades in and adjacent to the property? What did they do to preclude this? How did it happen? We’re trying to get that on the table.” The council meeting was very short, but the March 12 meeting is expected to be very long. “We can just suck it up and do what needs to be done on March 12,” Mayor Otis Johnson said. cs

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Community: Mem-

bers of JustFaith build a “Box City” on the steps of the Cathedral. by jim morekis

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Council goes over its stimulus package wish list. by linda sickler

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Box City Blues

Group camps out on steps of the Cathedral to raise awareness of the homeless by Jim Morekis | jim@connectsavannah.com

On Sunday morning, Feb. 22, parishioners going to Mass at the Cathedral of St. John the Baptist found a surprise – for some, not a pleasant one. To get inside the historic sanctuary on Lafayette Square, they had to first step over a dozen homeless people, sprawled out on the front steps in the shadows of the spires, huddled within cardboard boxes lined with blankets. Homeless for a night, anyway. The campers were actually about a dozen members of the Catholic social services group JustFaith and guests, raising awareness of homelessness with the second annual “Box City” event. “I don’t pretend that one night sleeping out puts me in touch with the reality of being homeless,” explains Sister Jackie Griffith, director of Social Services for the Savannah Catholic Diocese. “It’s only an introduction to a way of life that we hope people will continue, to lead them spiritually and in compassion and solidarity,” she says. “We chose the Cathedral because it’s downtown, and we wanted to be under the spirals of the Cathedral while we know there are folks sleeping out in camps and underneath the bridge.” While homelessness is a continuing issue in Savannah, the severe economic downturn has changed its complexion. “When you think of a homeless person you think of an older unshaven guy,” says Robert Ludgate, a member of the local Unitarian Universalist Beloved Community who joined JustFaith members on the cathedral steps. “But things in the economy are now putting women and children in the same situation.” For their sleepout, Justfaith picked the wintry February night for a reason. “If we did it during balmy spring weather it wouldn’t be much of a learning experience,” says Sister Jackie. But it’s not only the weather itself that tells the tale. It’s learning about the extraordinary preparations the homeless must make just to provide the most basic shelter from the elements. “You have to drag all this extra stuff with you,” says Sister Jackie. “It really gives you a sense of having to put your

shelter together.” Indeed, the lengths to which the homeless must go to stay warm in the winter can be shocking – even disturbing – after a closer look. Michael Johnson, a parishioner at Sacred Heart who helped organize the Box City sleepouts, recounts his experience working with the homeless in Manhattan, near his former home of Croton–on–Hudson, N.Y. He was doing what’s known as a “midnight run” –– providing food and drink as the homeless bed down. “It was a real eye–opener,” Johnson remembers. “I was astounded at the nooks and crannies people would find to spend the night out on the street.” This particular Manhattan night was frigid, “chin–shivering” cold, he says. “I went over to a clear plastic bag full of newspapers, and didn’t see anybody, so I walked off. Someone said, ‘No, there’s somebody in there.’” Sure enough, Johnson says, a homeless woman was inside the makeshift bundle — a plastic bag lined with newspapers as insulation. “She had straws like snorkels sticking out of the bag, so she could breathe without suffocating,” he says in amazement. “When it’s really cold like that, once they get themselves settled in they won’t budge until morning comes.” Johnson says while the percentage of homeless in New York is higher, Savannah is less insulated from the problem. “Savannah has a very good network for the homeless, but it’s still incomplete,” he says. “When it’s really cold the shelters just do not have room.” In addition to camping out on the steps, the Box City campers received “midnight runs” of their own. “It’s a good opportunity for people who aren’t able to sleep out to help, for example if they’ve got children at home,” says Sister Jackie. The scene on the steps at 11 p.m. that Saturday night was typical downtown

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Sister Jackie Griffith, Director of Social Services for the Savannah Diocese, in her tent

Savannah: Partiers driving around, some yelling out at the “homeless.” Students on their bikes. CAT buses grinding out their routes. “This is very different from camping,” says Johnson. “It’s amazing how noisy the city is when you’re sleeping on the street. You hear everything.” The Box City event actually culminated the next morning, when the tenters walked inside for Mass. After Mass, they walked to the Social Apostolate, where Sister Pauline O’Brien fed them breakfast and led discussion on what they’d learned, adding in her own experience from years of serving the disadvantaged. “The idea is to go to Mass and nourish our spirit, and then go to the Social Apostolate and nourish our bodies,” says Sister Jackie. For Robert Ludgate, the whole experience bordered on the profound. “I thought about things I never really questioned, like someone digging in a dumpster for food, or passed out on a bench. Why are they where they are? What led them to be there?” he asks. “Substance abuse and mental health issues may be part of it. But part of it is a lack of compassion on our part. We just don’t see them.” Ludgate says in the middle of the night a young couple walked up the steps, sat down near the sleeping tenters

– and rolled a fat joint. “They sat on the steps and smoked that one, and then rolled another one,” Ludgate laughs. “Not one time did they acknowledge us in any way. They felt safe that they could ignore us.” It was harder for churchgoers to ignore the tenters, however. “It was almost funny,” Ludgate remembers. “The next morning so many didn’t come up the front steps at all – they came up the stairs on the side so they wouldn’t have to walk amidst us.” Ludgate says – with some sadness – that the vast majority of parishioners ignored them, with a few exceptions. “One couple did make eye contact, and said, ‘Good morning, God bless you,’ and I responded the same way,” he says. “Then an older couple came by. The woman walked up and said, ‘I presume you’re out here to bring attention to the homeless?’” When Ludgate said yes, the woman replied, “Too bad you’re not doing something about the unborn.” “So I asked her, what would that look like if we did that?” Ludgate says. “She never responded.” In any case, after Mass the campers were ready for their hot breakfast. “Sister Pauline had breakfast ready for us, grits, eggs, bacon, pancakes,” Ludgates says. “And the best cup of coffee I’ve had in years.” CS

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Stimulus wish list Council discusses some specifics

Savannah City Council members have begun the process of making a list and checking it twice to decide which projects to propose for potential federal stimulus money. In all, $422 million in local projects and programs were listed by city staff. Mayor Otis Johnson is urging the council to set priorities, because there’s no way everything will be funded. He also said projects proposed should be “shovel-ready” so that they would be more likely to qualify for funding. Thirteen federal departments will determine who gets what and how much. Assistant City Manager Chris Morrill told the council the city is already ahead of most other municipalities because it has approved a five-year capital improvement plan. “Some will run by formula, some will be competitive grants that we’ll apply for, some will come through the state, so have to work with the state on them,” Morrill said. “Our goal is to make (our projects) fit the criteria and get them in. It’s a shotgun approach. Those successful will be flexible and prepared to change their projects to fit the criteria.” The council quickly agreed on the top transportation priority project - the

widening and elevation of President Street Extension, a project that will cost about $50 million. While some residents might prefer to see Phase 5 of the Truman Parkway at the top of the list, it could be funded by the stimulus, anyway. The state has chosen that project as its top priority in Savannah, while the county has chosen the Skidaway Narrows bridge project. Water Resources Director Bob Scanlon said the President Street project would be a major improvement. The proposed project includes a high bridge over the Bilbo Canal and railroad crossing, which will eliminate traffic backup on President Street. “Up to five times a day, they’re making switches there and blocking President Street,” Scanlon said. “That port terminal is growing, so it’s only going to get worse.” The mayor noted that the project is not a Savannah River Landing project, but is needed for safety reasons for the entire city. “If we have a 4 or 5 hur-

ricane, those people on the islands will not get off,” he said. “We need to educate folks that this is not a Savannah River Landings project. They happen to be there, but we should be doing this, anyway.” Scanlon said the road already floods at high tide. A serious disaster could put the roadway entirely under water. “This is a public safety issue,” the mayor said. “I was caught in that traffic this morning. If an ambulance wanted to get off that island, it would have been stuck. Water is always coming on President Street. In a heavy downpour, that place down there is almost impassable.” “(The project) also eliminates the railroad crossing,” Scanlon said. “That would be a real boon to all residents. Anybody getting on the Truman parkway knows about sitting there.” The project would create about 350 jobs. Assistant City Manager Rochelle Small-Toney said the city also will be getting federal funding to help deal with home foreclosures. The funding is part of federal aid to banks and can only be used in low-income areas that have been designated as Community Development Block Grant areas.

The money will not help individual homeowners at this point, although help may be coming in the future. Small-Toney said the city’s Public Development Bureau will use the money to buy vacant houses, repair them and then sell them at market value. In some cases, blighted properties will be demolished. As many as 450 houses in Savannah have been foreclosed on, according to Small-Toney. Some people see the program as a solution to their own problems. SmallToney said some people are calling and offering their property to the city. “We want to help those people hardest hit by it,” Alderman Tony Thomas said. “My concern is this is just the tip of the iceberg of what’s coming. I get phone calls. People are asking, ‘Is there any kind of loan program to help me?’ “I believe the situation is worse than it seems,” he said. “People are on the verge now.” The council will meet again soon to discuss other possible stimulus projects in an effort to get as much for the city as possible. “This is money from the sky,” Thomas said. “We need to get our bang from the buck. We’re never going to get an opportunity like this again.” cs

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A man was reportedly stabbed by his 13–year–old son after he told the boy to take the trash out. Instead of taking the trash out, the boy set it out on the porch of their Runner Road home.

When the father discovered the trash the next morning, he confronted the boy and they began arguing. The boy told police his father began shaking him, so he pulled out a steak knife and stabbed him. The boy said he had put the steak knife in his pocket earlier that morning because he was afraid “something bad” was about to happen. The father was taken to the hospital, where he was treated and released, and the son was charged with assault and taken to the Youth Detention Center.

• When a Mallory’s Way resident saw someone chasing and hitting her 11–year– old son, she confronted the suspect and he ran away. As he was leaving, the suspect, who is 12 and attends the same school as the victim, said “It is on” with him and all his friends to further threaten the victim. Later, police received a call from the suspect’s mother, who told them her son said that the victim’s mother had pushed him and taken his book bag. However, the victim’s mother said the suspect dropped his book bag when he was fighting her son, and she turned the book bag over to the staff at the boys’ school. • A Varnedoe Drive couple got into an argument after the woman asked her husband for a marriage annulment. The argument became physical when the husband began shoving his wife all over their apartment. An officer who responded saw no physical injuries, and the husband had left the apartment before police arrived. The woman told police there is a sheriff ’s warrant for her husband’s arrest, which was verified through records.

• A Tennessee Avenue resident reported that she had gotten a threatening phone call. She told an officer that she had called police the day before about her sister running away with the man she believes made the call. The woman said the man found out she had “snitched” on the couple, and called her and said, “When I see you again, boy!” Before he could finish, she hung up the phone. After the suspect called, the woman began receiving numerous calls from unknown phone numbers. • A man was inside an Ogeechee Road restaurant buying food for a woman. After he paid for the food and went outside, a second man began arguing with him and wanted to fight. The man returned to the restaurant to call police. When police spoke to the woman, she said she never invited the man to eat with her and that he has threatened her in the past. She said she had a restraining order

against the man, but a record check didn’t turn up a restraining order. The man said he believes the woman has his cell phone, which she denied. The man who wanted to argue didn’t have the cell phone, either. • An officer responded to a Montclair Boulevard address in reference to a report of threats and found a woman and her young son at the scene. The woman said the suspect had sent her son an e–mail via his MySpace web page to threaten him. The son had written on his MySpace page that the man had broken into the home of the neighbors across the street. When the suspect saw the posting, he became angry and threatened the young man. cs

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I saw a special on the Large Hadron Collider, which, among other things, hopes to find evidence of the “God particle.” Since physics is not my strong suit, I’ve tried to understand this but everything makes my eyes glaze over. Please explain the God particle in layman’s terms. –– J.S., Palatine, Illinois Some people find God in church, some in the great outdoors, but it takes truly transcendent geekiness to find divinity in the Large Hadron Collider, Your question takes us to the strange world of quantum physics, where almost nothing makes intuitive sense, and which I find is best grasped with the aid of some good cabernet. For years physicists have sought a Theory of Everything that would explain how all the particles and forces in the universe interact to produce the workaday world. So far they’ve made some progress: the so–called Standard Model explains the relationship between three of the four fundamental forces, namely electromagnetism, the strong nuclear force (holds atomic nuclei together), and the weak nuclear force (has to do with radioactivity). However, the Standard Model leaves out that fourth force, gravity -- a nontrifling omission -- and hasn’t been significantly revised since the heyday of Emerson, Lake & Palmer. The God particle and the Large Hadron Collider are an attempt to get things off the dime. Specifically: One planet–sized hole in the Standard Model is that it doesn’t explain why things have mass. As a fix, scientists have proposed the Higgs particle, aka the Higgs boson, aka the God particle — the last a term popularized by the book of that title by Nobel–winning physicist Leon Lederman. Lederman says the God particle was so named because (a) it’s short for “goddamn particle,” presumably owing to the difficulty of establishing its existence, and (b) finding proof of said existence would help us understand the

“mind of God.” Skeptics would likely add that the term is also appropriate because (c) like its namesake, it may not really be there. Now for the woolly part. If it exists, the Higgs particle is a part of the Higgs field, which fills the universe but is invisible to our eyes and, so far, to all scientific instruments. Subatomic particles — everything that makes up matter — are thought to acquire mass by how they interact with the Higgs field. To explain how this works, I’ll paraphrase an explanation floated in 1993 by David Miller, then at University College, London. Imagine a convention hall filled with political groupies. The hall represents the universe; the groupies represent the Higgs field. Now suppose Barack Obama enters the room. (In Miller’s telling the political heavyweight was Margaret Thatcher, but that was then.) Obama represents a subatomic particle. The political groupies cluster around the president, seeking to bask in his cool. As Obama tries to make his way through the room, he gathers new hangers–on. The cluster of groupies hovering around Obama represents the mass he gains while in the Higgs field. Now let’s take the same roomful of groupies and suppose a rumor passes through the room. As the rumor spreads, the groupies cluster together — some in stationary huddles, others in roving bands. Just as the clustered groupies gave mass to Obama when he was on the scene, they also give mass to themselves. Each cluster constitutes a God particle. Where does the Large Hadron Collider come into this? Located on the French–Swiss border, the LHC is the newest and largest particle accelerator in the world and will be used in several groundbreaking areas of research, one of which is finding evidence of the Higgs/God particle. Opponents have sued to stop the collider, claiming it could create microscopic black holes that could eat the planet. Most scientists think the LHC has a decent chance of finding out if the Higgs particle exists and minimal chance of killing us all. I figure we’re hosed regardless and could use the entertainment. Let ’er rip.

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University of California researchers, on a Pentagon contract, announced in January success at rigging a live flower beetle with electrodes and a radio receiver to enable scientists to control the insect’s flight remotely. Pulses sent to the bug’s muscles or optic lobes can command it to take off, turn left or right, or hover, according to a report in MIT Technology Review, and the insect’s “large” size (up to a whopping four inches in length) would enable it to also carry a camera, giving the beetle military uses such as surveillance or search and rescue. The researchers admired the native flight-control ability of the beetle so much that they abandoned developing robot beetles (which required trying to mimic nature).

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An official of the National Association of Letter Carriers in Buffalo, N.Y., said in February that it would challenge the Postal Service’s threatened suspension of a carrier who was using sidewalks to get from house to house this winter instead of walking across ice-packed, deep-snow-drift yards. Cutting across yards is required by Postal Service rules in order to speed up deliveries.

dog) has been introduced in a halfdozen carwashes in the United States recently, at $10 for 10 minutes, according to a January report on one such franchise in Stuart, Fla. The “K9000” is a 3-foot-high, walk-in shower area (or push-in, for reluctant dogs) with an open top, has six separate wash cycles, conditioner and flea-and-tick options, and adjustable water pressure and dryer settings. • At Mannerspielplatz (“Men’s Playground”) near Kassel, Germany, testosterone-fueled office workers can get in touch with their “inner ditchdigger” (according to a January Wired magazine report) and frolic all day long on 29-ton backhoes, 32-ton front-end loaders, jackhammers and various other big, loud vehicles for an admission fee of about $280 a day. At the Men’s Playground, the owner said, “We fulfill men’s dreams.”

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• “Reproduction is no fun if you’re a squid,” said a biologist at the University of Groningen in the Netherlands, referring especially to the deep-sea squid. Finding a mate a mile down in pitch-darkness is hard enough, but the combination of males that are smaller and fearful of being overpowered and females whose reception of sperm involves being stabbed makes the insemination process especially trauScenes of the Surreal matic. Sperm deposits can be extensive (1) Allahmanamjad Barbel, 21, and burdensome to the female and are sought help in February at the police delivered by the reckless slashing of the station in Barnstable, Mass., after his skin by the male. In fact, according to sister playfully put handcuffs on him at a December report in Germany’s Der a birthday party and couldn’t get them Spiegel, in the darkness the male someoff. Police removed them and then, times misses the female altogether and after running his name through the inseminates himself. computer, discovered several outstand• Princeton University scientists, reing warrants and immediately re-cuffed porting in January on research in Peru, him. (2) Doctoral student Daniel said they observed aggressive, carnivoBennett filed a lawsuit against Britain’s rous behavior for the first time among Leeds University in February because dung beetles, which decapitated and custodians had mistakenly thrown ate millipedes. Dung beetles were out research that he had been not known previously to be fussy working with for the last seven eaters (except for a 2006 study years. Bennett is studying the CAN YOU in which they seemed to prefer rare Butaan lizard of the PhilipFEEL THE horse dung to camel dung or pines and over the years, to STIMULUS?! sheep dung). examine its diet, had painstakingly sifted through jungle Leading Indicators dirt to gather over 70 pounds • People With Too Much of its feces, which Bennett beMoney: At Tokyo’s first fish lieves is worth far more than the auction of 2009 in January, the ($720) Leeds has offered him. upscale Kyubey restaurant and the more moderate Itamae Sushi dining Entrepreneurial Spirit chain jointly purchased a single, • A coin-operated self-service 280-pound bluefin tuna for the dog-washing machine (“self ” equivalent of about $104,000. meaning the dog’s owner, not the

Kyubey said it would cut its half into slivers priced at about $22 each, while the popular Itamae planned to offer tinier, more affordable slivers. • In Hong Kong, according to a February Wall Street Journal report, when a feng shui master speaks on the economy, investors listen closely (especially in view of the mess quantitative analysis has made of things). Alion Yeo, an expert on the Chinese system of beliefs in stars, geography and the location of objects, and whose popular finance seminars attract high-end investors, told a group of about 170 recently that 2009 would be dismal because the U.S. economy is now in the hands of a president and a secretary of the Treasury who were both born in a Year of the Ox (1961), of which 2009 is another (and which has already started frighteningly with both a solar eclipse and a lunar eclipse). • Some laid-off workers may be desperate to exhibit their work skills at any available job, but February news reports highlighted two government bureaucrats who draw $250,000 a year between them yet have been prevented from doing a stitch of work for, in one case, six years, and in the other, 18 months. Randall Hinton is nominally the chief of investigations for the New York State Insurance Fund but was ostracized by his supervisors in 2002 and has taken home his $93,000 a year for zero work ever since. U.S. Labor Department official Bob Whitmore earns $150,000 but has had no work to do since July 2007 due to a clash with his supervisors.

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(1) Drug-trafficking is a capital offense in Malaysia, and it appeared that one man would go down after being spotted by a police officer with the key to a large drug locker. However, the man has an identical twin brother who was not charged, and in February, Kuala Lumpur High Court Judge Zaharah Ibrahim ruled that because it was impossible to know which one had been seen with the key, both had to go free. (2) Jeffrey Boyle was convicted in 2006 of setting eight fires during the time he was a lieutenant in the Chicago Fire Department and is serving a six-year sentence, but in January, he filed a lawsuit against the department demanding his pension, of about $50,000 a year, on the grounds that he was off duty during the time he set the fires. cs By chuck shepherd UNIVERSAL PRESS SYNDICATE

Most wars during the last half of the 20th century occurred in areas that are home to the most diverse and environmentally threatened wildlife on Earth, according to a new report published in the journal Conservation Biology. From the use of the defoliant Agent Orange during the Vietnam War to the recent fighting near gorilla and hippopotamus habitats in the Democratic Republic of the Congo, the researchers found that 81 percent of major armed conflicts between 1950 and 2000 were conducted in 34 regions referred to by Conservation International as “biodiversity hot spots.” Such conflicts often occur in these areas because of the cover provided by their deep forests and tall mountains.

No Warming Delay Any hopes that the recent global economic downturn could temporarily delay climate change were dashed by a U.S. report that says the rate at which carbon dioxide is entering the atmosphere actually accelerated during 2008. Some analysts had predicted the recession would bring a 2 percent reduction in developed nations’ greenhouse gas emissions. “For us

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Polar Warming Results of studies conducted during the U.N.-sponsored International Polar Year (IPY) have found that the Arctic and Antarctic are warming faster than previously thought. Researchers announcing the initial results of studies said it appears drastic global climate change and rising sea levels are now more likely than ever.

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Magnetic Confusion Wildlife officials in Florida launched a scheme to determine if crocodiles can be kept from returning to residential neighborhoods by attaching magnets to their heads. Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission (FWC) biologists believe the technique will disrupt the reptiles’ “homing” ability after they have been relocated to habitats away from the human population. FWC researchers say their studies have documented that “translocated” crocodiles travel an average of 10 miles per

week back to their capture site through a poorly understood navigational ability. It’s believed that the fiercely territorial animals rely to some degree on Earth’s magnetic field to navigate. The new FWC experiment is designed to disrupt this ability through the use of magnets taped to each side of a captured crocodile’s head as it is being transported to its new home. It is hoped that once the magnets are removed just prior to release, the reptile will be so disorientated that it will be unable to find its way back. cs by steve newman, universal press syndicate

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Casper & The Cookies

This great, great, great Athens, Ga. indie-rock combo cite such seemingly incongruous artists as Nilsson, XTC, The Move, Stereolab, Sparks, Joe Meek and The Minutemen as key inspirations — and I’ll be damned if astute listeners can’t pick out the influence of these and dozens of other visionary musical iconoclasts in the group’s brainy, challenging and oh-so-enjoyable constructs. Whether they’re laying down angular, early-’80s British post-punk, sunshine-drenched California-sandbox compote nuggets, low-budget Sgt. Pepper’s pastiches or glistening, Yellow Pills-worthy rave-ups, they have the vocabulary, drive and chops to serve as a Whitman’s Sampler of The History of Power-Pop. Savannah’s own Port City Music closes (?) this show with a set of moody, textured and —at times— droning guitarbased rock that is said to contain some brand-new material, and to be the final gig for the current lineup. Listen & Learn: myspace. com/casperthecookies, myspace. com/sauriandream. Tues., 9 pm, The Wormhole (2307 Bull St.).

Jeff Dunham’s ‘Spark of Insanity’

With almost three million concert DVDs sold to date (in an industry where around 50,000 is more the norm) and a series of crazy-popular YouTube videos, this celebrated standup comic and award-winning ventriloquist is currently at the top of the comedy heap. While the broad appeal of his scripted, puppet-based material have earned him an unusually wide swath of fans, Dunham’s not without detractors. Many find his use of ethnic stereotypes and racially-based humor to be at the least unseemly and at the worst, flatly offensive. In fact, South Africa actually banned commercials featuring the

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Emily White, Tyler Lyle

With a blue billion DIY singer/songwriters now clogging the highways, byways and java joints of the U.S., we should all be forgiven for becoming a bit jaded and less inclined to give them the time of day.

Far too many are churning out instantly forgettable (or at least unsurprising) retreads of those that came before, seemingly with no awareness or care that they’re adding precious little floor space to the glorious tower of song. Yet every once in a while someone comes across my radar/desk that does more than turn my head. Both halves of this acoustic guitar-based double bill stand out conspicuously from the pack: Chicago’s White with her hushed, preternaturally haunting vocal delivery (and bewitching sense of indie-rockcatchphrase of his “Achmed The Dead Terrorist” character on the grounds that it defamed Muslims, portraying them all as murderous radicals. Dunham steadfastly denies any ill will or racist tendencies, noting that he skewers virtually all demographics with equal zest. His fanbase —many of whom have been likened to those of “Blue Collar” comic icons like Larry The Cable Guy— would seem to agree, or at least to not care particularly. Regardless, his masterful technique at throwing

informed melody) and Atlanta’s Lyle with his fantastically expressive, Nick Drake-ian finger-picked constructs and Southern gospel-influenced laments. Based on their recent recorded work, either of these rising talents have the makings of a compelling coffeehouse gig. Together, they seem a safe bet for an exceptional evening of original, deeply personal song craft. Listen & Learn: myspace.com/emilywhite, myspace.com/tylerlyle. Sat., 8 pm, The Sentient Bean - ALL-AGES.

his voice without moving his lips is downright amazing. $40.50 in adv. at 651-6556 or savannahcivic. com. Listen & Learn: jeffdunham.com. Wed., March 11, 7:30 pm, MLK, Jr. Arena, Civic Center - ALL-AGES.

Town Mountain

Fueled by late-night jam sessions and the long, storied history of acoustic Appalachian country and bluegrass, this up-and-coming Asheville five-piece knows how to take from

the greats (think The Stanleys, The Louvins or even The Possum himself) while adding their own stamp to traditionals and original material. Made up of relatively young pickers, this high-energy outfit is a band to watch internationally. This is an intimate show in a smoke and alcohol free listening room. Charge $20 adv. tix at 748-1930. Listen & Learn: townmountain.net, randywoodguitars.com. Sat., 8 pm, Randy Wood’s Concert Hall (1304 E. Hwy 80, Bloomingdale) - ALL-AGES. cs

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Hopelessly devoted to her

Olivia Newton-John plays the Johnny Mercer Theater

Is it my imagination, or has it been an awfully long time since you have toured the Southeastern U.S.? Olivia Newton-John: I think I’ve been to Savannah before, but not in a great while. I did a short tour a few years ago. They just point the bus in a certain direction and I go there! (laughs) I really do have a terrible memory for things like that. What precipitated this tour? Olivia Newton-John: I don’t do that many live dates a year these days. But my manager called me and asked if I’d like to do a short tour in Florida. Keep it close to home, you know? I said okay, because I love to sing and to see my band. Now I’m hitting Savannah, Atlanta and Biloxi as well. With such a long musical career, how do you go about choosing what material you’ll perform on a given tour?

Known to some as exchange student Sandy Olsen in the smash 1978 film adaptation of the stage musical Grease, and to others as the exceptionally fit ‘80s pop star who enticed her listeners to “get physical,” Australian-born superstar Olivia Newton-John is a singer, songwriter, actress and philanthropist. This upcoming Monday night, the four-time Grammy Award-winner — who’s enjoyed 15 Top 10 singles and five No. 1 hits in the USA alone— makes a rare live appearance in Savannah as part of a brief Southeastern theater tour. She spoke to me by phone during preparations for taking her latest show on the road. The full interview (including information on Olivia’s interest in singing a duet with actor Sean Penn!) can be found at connectsavannah.com. Where are you speaking to me from? Olivia Newton-John: I’m calling you from Florida where I now live with my new husband. We’ve been married seven months, and I’ve moved down

here lock, stock and barrel! (laughs) Had you ever lived or spent much time in Florida before this? Olivia Newton-John: I had not. I’ve been here over the years, of course. I spent time here on one of the first trips I ever made to America. I just realized that right now, actually. How long has it been since you were last in Australia? Olivia Newton-John: Oh, I go back twice or three times a year. The Gaia Retreat is a wonderful treatment spa that I’m a part owner in. That’s where my heart is, and that’s where I want to end up. But I’ve lived in America since the 1970s and it’s been wonderful to me.

Olivia Newton-John: That’s a really interesting question, because I’m in the process of doing that with my musical director right now. He’s been with me about eight to ten years, and my band members have been with me for a while, too. I try to keep things current, but I believe when you come to see an artist you like that you want to hear the hit songs. So, I try to mix the old with the new and then throw a couple of favorites in there. Are there any songs which fans absolutely love to hear you sing, but which you personally grew tired of ages ago, and which, truth be told, you’d rather not play? Olivia Newton-John: No, not really. I don’t have that feeling about any of my music. I think I’m really lucky that I have great songs and have always had great performers playing on the records with me. A lot of them have been kind of timeless, like “Hopelessly Devoted,” or “Magic.” This is interesting: “If Not For You,” which was my very first record, was originally by Bob Dylan. I never really

liked the song, as I wasn’t much into him at the time. Now I appreciate him a lot more! (laughs) I just wanted to do a big ballad, and now it turns out that it’s one of my husband’s favorite songs. (laughs) Some performers tinker with the feel and orchestration of even their biggest hits in concert. Do you take liberties with the songs to keep things fresh? Olivia Newton-John: Generally I don’t mess with them too much or structure them in a totally new way. I think the arrangements were part of their beauty. People hear the records and they stick with them. I try to keep it fresh by mixing things up. This time I’ll be using more video on stage and talking about what I’ve been doing lately. I have used a video screen before in my shows, but this time it’s more integral to the concert. Sharing things like that with the audience makes it a more personal show. What else would you like folks in Savannah to know about this show? Olivia Newton-John: Well, it’s not a big production. It’s an intimate show — just me and the band. We’ll include some songs from my new CD, Grace & Gratitude. I’d also like to make people aware of my husband’s wonderful business called the Amazon Herb Company. It markets organic products from the rainforests, and helps the people of the Amazon get the rights and titles to their own land. We’re providing education for the children of the Amazon to the incredible beauty they’re living in. They grow up thinking every child has a rainforest in their back yard! I’m really, really proud of him and have immense respect for what he’s doing. cs Olivia Newton-John When: 7:30 pm, March 9 Where: Johnny Mercer Theater Cost: $45 - $55 Info: olivianewton-john.com, savannahcivic.com, 651-6556

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Playwright Jack Heifner (Vanities) has captured a humorous yet touching glimpse of small-town America in Patio/ Porch, two short plays that will be presented by Savannah Community Theatre March 6-8 at the Landings. In Patio, Pearl is throwing a goingaway party for her older sister, Jewel, at her home in Texas. In Porch, the lives of a crotchety and ill elderly mother and her spinster daughter have been impacted by a sweltering heat wave. “It’s a comedy with a little bit of a serious tone,” Director Tom Coleman III says. “It has just two actresses. In Act One, they play two sisters who live in a small Texas town. They’re decorating their patio for a meal where they’ve invited friends. It’s a going-away party for one of them.” The play explores everyday emotions. “It’s about what it means to say goodbye to someone, or even whether or not to say goodbye to them,” Coleman says. “(Heifner) calls it a play about relationships. It’s got some very funny dialogue. The whole idea is what makes us stay in one place and what makes us leave.” The setting for both acts is a house with a stone patio and a porch. “The first act all takes place on the patio, the second on the porch,” Coleman says.

The second takes place several years after the first. “The flower boxes are gone, the furniture rearranged,” Coleman says. “You know it’s the same house but someone else is living there.” Although the setting is the same in both acts, the actresses take on completely different roles in the second act. “One becomes a mother who is 70 years old, the other her daughter, age 40,” Coleman says. “The daughter has been relegated to take care of her mother because the father has died,” he says. “It deals with the question, is she obligated to be there, does she wants to be, or is she waiting for her mother to die?” That may sound serious, but it’s told with a lot of humor, Coleman says. “It’s a fun character study on relationships, with a lot of topics and conversations everyone can relate to,” he says. Coleman’s actors say he is a genius at blocking, or moving people around the stage. But while the characters in Patio/

Pearl and Jewel commiserate on the Porch...

Porch do move, they’re mostly relegated to porch chairs. “A lot has to come through the dialogue and acting,” Coleman says. “This is a story show.” The show’s stars, Sandra Nix and Suzanne Cone, were both in Savannah Community Theatre’s opening show, Radio Gals. They’re best friends in real life, and have been since they met in college at Valdosta State, where both majored in theater. Nix plays the younger sister, Pearl, in the first act, and the daughter, Lucille, in the second. “Pearl is high strung, so everything has to be just right, as far as her house goes,” Nix says. “In the second act, the daughter is a little beat down by her life and her mother.”

Portraying two completely different characters is a lot of work. “I’m learning the lines, and I think about character things — how they walk, how they sit,” Nix says. “I’m trying to change the actual tone of voice to differentiate between the two.” In 2002, Nix came to Savannah to do a show, and two years ago, moved here. She’s been involved in community theater ever since. This is her third show with Coleman as the director. “Suzanne and I have been friends a long time,” she says. “We’ve been in shows together, but we never played off each other like this.” Audiences will have a good time at Patio/Porch, Nix says. “It’s going to be very funny, but you also see what these

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women are going through,” she says. “We see how women get tied up in marriage and trying to make it work, then what happens when it doesn’t. We get to see the love of two sisters also.” Cone says the characters are very funny. “My character in Patio is a hairdresser, and she’s planning on leaving this hick town behind and going to Hollywood to become a hair dresser and makeup artist to the stars,” Cone says. “She’s says she’s going to buy a trailer and park it smack-dab in the ‘O’ of the Hollywood sign. The writing is absolutely hilarious. “In the second act, I play a crotchety old woman who never stops talking, which is terrifying me!” Cone says. “She has a ton of lines. “The way Heifner writes them, they are over the top, but there is so much truth to their emotions and the way they think and speak,” she says. “He makes them a bit exaggerated, and at first think, you think they aren’t real, then you realize they are totally real.” Nix and Cone have been spending a lot of time working on their lines. “I’ve been observing older folks, to get the mannerisms down,” Cone says. “I’ve been watching the eccentricities you get to have when you’re 80 years old, and the candor. This woman will speak off the cuff and doesn’t care about anything. She doesn’t filter, she doesn’t care what effect her remarks have on anyone. “She thinks she has all answers, too,” Cone says. “Her daughter would beg to differ.” Cone says she loves both of her characters. “Their stories, especially the old

woman’s, are hilarious,” she says. “They are things that have really happened in her life. She’s leading her daughter on to want to know the end of the story.” A native of Savannah, Cone also lived for a time in New York, but only did a little bit of theater there. “I ended up right away with a computer company,” she says. “I ended up going to the theater to see plays and never actually auditioned for anything.” Eventually, Cone returned because she has family here. “I love Savannah,” she says. Just recently, she’s gotten involved in theater again. “Sandra and I have done musical reviews together,” Cone says. “But we never got to do a straight play together where the characters play off each other.” Audiences will enjoy Patio/Porch, Cone says. “If you want an evening where you will really belly-laugh at the characters, you should definitely see this show,” she says. “There is some poignancy to the characters,” she says. “You will love them and go away with a good feeling.” cs

Savannah Community Theatre: Patio/Porch Two short plays set in the backyard of the same middle-class Texas home. When: March 6 and 7, 8pm; March 8, 3pm. Where: The Plantation Club, The Landings, Skidaway Island. Cost: Tickets: are $15-$25. Info: www.SavannahCommunityTheatre. com.

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Work by John Caldwell and Chris Cognazzo is up at Sentient Bean Lighthouse Interiors Series — Images by Tim Coy, plus the works of 23 artists in 7 mediums, all original pieces. Gallery 440, 440 Bull St. Lillian Blades: Fragmentations & Fabrications — Mixed media art from fabrics from dissected clothing, found objects, and small paintings through April 4. Beach Institute, 502 E. Harris St. Master Eye II: 19th- and 20th-Century Photography — includes examples from Mathew Brady, Eadweard Muybridge, Man Ray, Robert Mapplethorpe, Herb Ritts, Annie Leibovitz, and other masters. Through Dec. 31. SCAD Museum of Art, 227 MLK Jr. Blvd. New work by John Caldwell and Chris Cognazzo — Through March 25. Sentient Bean, 13 East Park Ave. One Day Gift Shop — On March 6, at Starland District’s First Friday, TruSpace will be transformed into a mock museum gift shop to sell SCAD students’ photography to benefit Desotorow Gallery Inc. TruSpace Gallery, 2423 Desoto Ave. Richard Hunt: Promethean Mythmaker — Sculptures, drawings and prints Feb. 6-March 31. SCAD Museum of Art, 227 MLK Jr. Blvd. Robert Colescott: Troubled Goods — Feb. 18-May 16. Through May 16. Jepson Center, 207 York St. Seeing Sounds — Work by 17 Savannah artists in an exhibition that uses the visual arts and music as unifying

elements March 6–April 7 at Gallery S.P.A.C.E. 9 W. Henry St. Signs of Reappropriation — Work by French artist Kader Attia, Feb. 13-March 22. Red Gallery, 201 E Broughton St. Soldier Portraits — Photographs by Savannah artist Ellen Susan Jan. 30-March 12 at the GSU Center for Art & Theatre, Statesboro. Story Lines: A Selection of Prints from the Walter O. Evans Collection — Celebrated African-American prints Feb. 6-March 31. SCAD Museum of Art, 227 Martin Luther King Jr. Blvd. The Art of Richard Law — Paintings of the deep South, black culture and landscapes using vibrant colors Feb. 17-March 22. Lulu’s Chocolate Bar, 42 MLK, Jr. Blvd. The Powerful Hand of George Bellows — “Drawings from the Boston Public Library” through March 29. Telfair Academy, 121 Barnard St. To Never Sleep Again… — SCAD presents an exhibition by New York-based artist Cat Chow through March 27. A reception with a performance by Chow is set for March 27, 6:30pm during the SCAD Gallery Hop. Pei Ling Chan Gallery, 322 MLK Jr. Blvd. cs

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continues from p.21 p.m. 9 p.m. Live Wire Music Hall Stereo Reform (Live Music) Hollywood-based funkmetal power trio citing 311, Sly and the Family Stone, Stone Temple Pilots as key influences, but often come across as aping the RHCP. 10 p.m. Mansion on Forsyth Park Silver Lining (Live Music) Jazzy local trio (funk, blues, Latin, exotica) of guitar, bass and drums with female vocals (covers & originals). 8:30 p.m. McDonough’s Karaoke (Karaoke) -9 p.m. Mercury Lounge TBA (Live Music) Mar 5, 10 p.m., Mar 6, 10 p.m., Mar 7, 10 p.m., Mar 8, 10 p.m., Mar 10, 10 p.m., Mar 12, 10 p.m., Mar 13, 10 p.m., Mar 14, 10 p.m. Mar 15, 10 p.m. Molly MacPherson’s Scottish Pub RPM (Live Music) 10 p.m. Mulberry Inn The Champagne Jazz Trio (Live Music) 8 p.m. Pepino’s #@*! Karaoke (Karaoke) Planter’s Tavern TBA (Live Music) Piano Jazz -7 p.m. Pour Larry’s (formerly John’s Bar) Atlanta’s “Express Dancers” (Other) All-Male Exotic Dance Revue. Ladies only allowed till 10 pm. 7:30 p.m. TBA (DJ) 10 p.m. Ruth’s Chris Steak House Kim Michael Polote & Friends (Live Music) Award-winning area vocalist singing jazz and blues standards backed by piano and bass in this eatery’s bar area. 7:30 p.m. Savannah Smiles “Dueling PIanos” (Live Music) Two versatile and wisecracking keyboardists play a wide variety of audience requests. -8:30 p.m. Savannah Theatre “All You Need Is Love” (Live Music, Other) A tribute to great love songs from the last 60 years of pop, jazz, country and Broadway. Mar 4, 8 p.m., Mar 5, 8 p.m., Mar 6, 8 p.m., Mar 7, 3 & 8 p.m., Mar 8, 3 p.m., Mar 11, 8 p.m., Mar 12, 8 p.m., Mar 13, 8 p.m., Mar 14, 3 & 8 p.m., Mar 15, 3 p.m., Mar 18, 8 p.m., Mar 19, 8 p.m.,

Mar 20, 8 p.m., Mar 21, 3 & 8 p.m., Mar 22, 3 p.m., Mar 25, 8 p.m., Mar 26, 8 p.m., Mar 27, 8 p.m., Mar 28, 3 & 8 p.m. Mar 29, 3 p.m. Spanky’s Karaoke (9 p.m.) (Karaoke) Station 70 Bar & Grill Liquid Ginger (Live Music) Popular, female-fronted regional modern rock band with two catchy DIY CDs to their name that’s a repeat fave in our annual Readers Polls (covers & originals). 9 p.m. Steed’s Tavern @#! Karaoke (Karaoke) 8 p.m. Stingray’s TBA (Live Music) 6 p.m. 6 p.m. Trustees Theater HipHop Salutes the Harlem Renaissance (Other) Local spoken-word organization All Walks of Life (AWOL) examines how past artists such as Lena Horne, Langston Hughes and Billie Holiday paved the way for hip-hop. Mar 6, 7 p.m. Mar 7, 7 p.m. Venus De Milo DJ Moustache (DJ) 9 p.m. Vic’s on The River Jimmy Frushon (Live Music) Solo pianist playing standards, Latin and jazz covers. -noon -7 p.m. The Warehouse The Jeff Beasley Band (Live Music) Swinging R & B, old-time rock and roll, Cajun-tinged Americana and boogiewoogie feat. drums, sax, bass and guitar (covers & originals). 8 p.m. Wasabi’s DJ Frankie -C Spins Hip-hop an Electric Fusion (8 p.m.) (DJ) Ways Station Tavern Karaoke (Karaoke) 9 p.m. Wet Willie’s Live DJ (DJ) 8 p.m. Wild Wing Cafe Eric & Chris (Live Music) Free, outdoor ALL-AGES gig by a local acoustic duo (covers & originals). 6 p.m. Tokyo Joe (Live Music) Indoor, 21+ gig by this touring Southeastern rock and pop band (covers & originals). 10 p.m.

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Bay Street Blues Karaoke (Karaoke) 9 p.m. Bayou Cafe Thomas Claxton (Live Music) Intense, solo acoustic guitarist/ singer playing rock and pop (covers & originals). 9 p.m. Bernie’s on River Street

Karaoke (Karaoke) 9 p.m. Blowin’ Smoke BBQ The Jimmy Wolling Band (Live Music) Local acoustic “hellgrass” combo known for both traditional and modern bluegrass, classic C&W and strong vocal harmonies (covers & originals) - ALL-AGES. 6 p.m. Bogey’s Five Points Productions’ Karaoke w/Keith (Karaoke) 10 p.m. Calibogue Cafe Rachael Sage (Live Music) East Village (NYC) songstress and self-taught pianist who works with musicians who back the likes of Ani DiFranco, Suzanne Vega and Norah Jones. 8 p.m. Captain’s Lounge #@*! Karaoke (Karaoke) Chuck’s Bar #@*! Karaoke (Karaoke) Club One DJ Hancock (DJ) 10 p.m. Coach’s Corner Liquid Ginger (Live Music) Popular, female-fronted regional modern rock band with two catchy DIY CDs to their name that’s a repeat fave in our annual Readers Polls (covers & originals). 9 p.m. Daquiri Island Karaoke (Karaoke) Deb’s Pub & Grub Karaoke (Karaoke) 9 p.m. The Distillery “Georgia Kyle” Shiver & Electric Blues (Live Music, Other) Locally-based string musician singing and playing folk, country, blues and bluegrass (covers & originals). 10 p.m. Doubles Lounge “World Famous” DJ Sam Diamond (DJ) Fannie’s on the Beach TBA (Live Music) 8 p.m. Fiddler’s Crab House Jubal-Kane (Live Music) High-energy N.C. blues/ boogie band with a British revival influence and ace harp player (covers & originals). Mar 6, 10 p.m. Mar 7, 10 p.m. Gayna’s Bar Karaoke (Karaoke) 9 p.m. Grapevine Gail Thurmond (Live Music) Local piano/vocal legend playing jazz, country, Latin and standards. 6:30 p.m. Hang Fire DJ King James Version (DJ) 9 p.m. Hercules Bar and Grill TBA (Live Music) 8 p.m. Jazz’d Tapas Bar Miss Tess & The Bon Ton Parade (Live Music) Award-winning, Bostonbased “Modern Vintage” troubadour whose sultry continues on p. 24

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continues from p.23 performance style draws on acoustic swing, jazz, ragtime and hokum blues/ 9 p.m. The Jinx Antiseen; Joe Buck; The .357 String Band (Live Music) Legendary “Southern Punk” band that began in 1983 and for a time backed up the late GG Allin; The former guitarist for Th’ Legendary Shack Shakers and bassist for Hank III, now out on his own as an anti-social, maniacal oneman psycho-billy Golem; Wi.-based band mixing Old-Time C&W with punk rock energy. 11 p.m. Jukebox Bar & Grill TBA (Live Music) 9 p.m. Kevin Barry’s Pat Garvey (Live Music) Solo acoustic guitarist playing Celtic ballads, folk and pop tunes

(covers & originals). Mar 4, 8:30 p.m., Mar 5, 8:30 p.m., Mar 6, 8:30 p.m., Mar 7, 8:30 p.m. Mar 8, 8:30 p.m. King’s Inn #@*! Karaoke (Karaoke) 9 p.m., 9 p.m., 9 p.m. 9 p.m. Live Wire Music Hall Machine Funk (Widespread Panic Tribute) (Live Music, DJ) Up-and-coming S.C. tribute act playing respectful renditions of the Athens jam legends’ material. 10 p.m. Mansion on Forsyth Park Hear & Now (Live Music) New local smooth jazz group feat. members of Eat Mo’ Music and Silver Lining (covers & originals). 8:30 p.m. McDonough’s Karaoke (Karaoke) -9 p.m. Mercury Lounge TBA (Live Music) Mar 5, 10 p.m., Mar 6, 10 p.m., Mar 7, 10 p.m., Mar 8, 10 p.m., Mar 10, 10 p.m., Mar 12, 10 p.m., Mar 13, 10 p.m., Mar 14, 10 p.m. Mar 15, 10 p.m. Molly MacPherson’s Scottish Pub David Flannery (Live Music) Acoustic guitarist offering rock, pop, blues and modern folk-

oriented tunes (covers & originals). 10 p.m. Mulberry Inn The Champagne Jazz Trio (Live Music) 8 p.m. Paradiso at Il Pasticcio DJ Matthew Gilbert & DJ Kwaku (DJ) House Music 11:30 p.m. Planter’s Tavern TBA (Live Music) Piano Jazz -7 p.m. Quality Inn (Pooler) American Pride Karaoke (Karaoke) 8 p.m. Randy Wood’s Concert Hall (Bloomingdale) Town Mountain (Live Music) Rising Ashevillebased acoustic bluegrass group that uses only one sensitive mic on stage and mixes their instruments and vocals by proximity - ALL-AGES. 8 p.m. Ruth’s Chris Steak House Kim Michael Polote & Friends (Live Music) Award-winning area vocalist singing jazz and blues standards backed by piano and bass in this eatery’s bar area. 7:30 p.m. Savannah Smiles “Dueling PIanos” (Live Music) Two versatile and wisecrack-

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continues from p.24 ing keyboardists play a wide variety of audience requests. -8:30 p.m. Savannah Theatre “All You Need Is Love” (Live Music, Other) A tribute to great love songs from the last 60 years of pop, jazz, country and Broadway. Mar 4, 8 p.m., Mar 5, 8 p.m., Mar 6, 8 p.m., Mar 7, 3 & 8 p.m., Mar 8, 3 p.m., Mar 11, 8 p.m., Mar 12, 8 p.m., Mar 13, 8 p.m., Mar 14, 3 & 8 p.m., Mar 15, 3 p.m., Mar 18, 8 p.m., Mar 19, 8 p.m., Mar 20, 8 p.m., Mar 21, 3 & 8 p.m., Mar 22, 3 p.m., Mar 25, 8 p.m., Mar 26, 8 p.m., Mar 27, 8 p.m., Mar 28, 3 & 8 p.m. Mar 29, 3 p.m. The Sentient Bean Emily White; Tyler Lyle (Live Music) Rising Chicago-based neofolk singer/songwriter; Upand-coming Atlanta-based troubadour with alt.rock and gospel influences (see Note-

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(covers & originals). 8 p.m. WG’s The Tenderloin Trio (Live Music) Local act playing hillbilly jazz, Old-Time country, rural blues and string band covers & originals on acoustic guitar and singing saw. 10:30 p.m. Wild Wing Cafe Bucky & Jason (Live Music) Singing acoustic guitar duo playing pop, country and beach music faves (feat. Jason Courtenay). Free outdoor ALL-AGES gig. 6 p.m. The Domino Effect (Live Music) Indoor, 21+ show by this local funk/reggae/soulbased jam act feat. singing guitarist Josh Wade (covers & originals). 10 p.m.

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American Legion Post 184 Rick Elvis (Undressed) (Live Music, Other) Locally-based Elvis impersonator, performing without his costume. 4 p.m. 8 p.m. Aqua Star Restaurant (Westin Harbor Hotel) Ben Tucker & Bob Alberti (Live Music)

Veteran Jazz Duo (piano & bass) playing standards 11:30 a.m. Bahama Bob’s (Pooler) Karaoke (Karaoke) Bernie’s (Tybee) Karaoke w/DJ Levis (Karaoke) 9 p.m. Bogey’s Five Point Productions’ Karaoke w/Keith (Karaoke) 9 p.m. Daquiri Island Karaoke (Karaoke) Doc’s Bar Roy & The Circuit Breakers (Live Music) Singer/ guitarist (with sequenced backing) plays pop/rock/soul/ beach hits and originals. Doubles Lounge “World Famous” DJ Sam Diamond (DJ) Driftaway Cafe TBA (Live

Music) Acoustic Rock, Pop, Country, Blues & Soul covers El Potro Mexican Restaurant Karaoke w/Michael (Karaoke) 9 p.m. The Flying Fish Barry Johnson (Live Music) Acoustic Rock, Country, Blues & Pop covers 6 p.m. Jazz’d Tapas Bar Ray & Mike from Bottles & Cans (Live Music) Duo performance from two members of a wellknown local Americana/electric blues quartet (covers & originals). 7 p.m. Kevin Barry’s Pat Garvey (Live Music) Solo acoustic guitarist playing Celtic ballads, folk and pop tunes (covers & originals). Mar 4, 8:30 p.m.,

Mar 5, 8:30 p.m., Mar 6, 8:30 p.m., Mar 7, 8:30 p.m. Mar 8, 8:30 p.m. Marlin Monroe’s Surfside Grill TBA (Live Music) 7 p.m. McDonough’s Karaoke (Karaoke) -9 p.m. Mercury Lounge TBA (Live Music) Mar 5, 10 p.m., Mar 6, 10 p.m., Mar 7, 10 p.m., Mar 8, 10 p.m., Mar 10, 10 p.m., Mar 12, 10 p.m., Mar 13, 10 p.m., Mar 14, 10 p.m. Mar 15, 10 p.m. Murphy’s Law Irish Pub Session (Live Music) Local and regional Irish musicians playing both trad and contemporary Celtic music. 6 p.m. “Hitman Karaoke” (Karaoke) continues on p. 25

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worthy) - ALL-AGES. 8 p.m. Steed’s Tavern #@*! Karaoke (Karaoke) Hosted by Sam Johnson. 8 p.m. Stingray’s TBA (Live Music) 6 p.m. 6 p.m. Trinity United Methodist Church Irish Barbershop Concert (Live Music) An evening of Irish music in four-part, a capella harmony, presented by the Moon River Barbershop Ladies Chorus. 7 p.m. Trustees Theater Hip-Hop Salutes the Harlem Renaissance (Other) Local spokenword organization All Walks of Life (AWOL) examines how past artists such as Lena Horne, Langston Hughes and Billie Holiday paved the way for hip-hop. Mar 6, 7 p.m. Mar 7, 7 p.m. Venus De Milo DJ Nick (DJ) 10 p.m. Vic’s on The River Jimmy Frushon (Live Music) Solo pianist playing standards, Latin and jazz covers. -noon -7 p.m. The Warehouse The Train Wrecks (Live Music) Hardrocking local roots-a-billy and Americana act led by Texasborn songwriter Jason Bible

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continues from p.25 Standard Karaoke hosted by local blues guitarist and singer Brett “Hitman” Bernard. 9 p.m. Planter’s Tavern TBA (Live Music) Piano Jazz -7 p.m. Red Leg Saloon Karaoke w/Frank Nelson (Karaoke) 9 p.m. Savannah Smiles “PianoPalooza” (Live Music) Crowd members get a chance to add vocals to their favorite tunes played live by professional pianists. 8:30 p.m. Savannah Theatre “All You Need Is Love” (Live Music, Other) A tribute to great love songs from the last 60 years of pop, jazz, country and Broadway. Mar 4, 8 p.m., Mar 5, 8 p.m., Mar 6, 8 p.m., Mar 7, 3 & 8 p.m., Mar 8, 3 p.m., Mar 11, 8 p.m., Mar 12, 8 p.m., Mar 13, 8 p.m., Mar 14, 3 & 8 p.m., Mar 15, 3 p.m., Mar 18, 8 p.m., Mar 19, 8 p.m., Mar 20, 8 p.m., Mar 21, 3 & 8 p.m., Mar 22, 3 p.m., Mar 25, 8 p.m., Mar 26, 8 p.m., Mar 27, 8 p.m., Mar 28, 3 & 8 p.m. Mar 29, 3 p.m. Slugger’s 5 Point Productions Karaoke (Karaoke) 10 p.m. Tantra Lounge Five Points Productions’ Karaoke (Karaoke) 10 p.m. The Tailgate Five Points Productions’ Butt Naked Trvia w/Kowboi (Other) Live trivia game. 10:30 p.m. Uncle Bubba’s Oyster House TBA (Live Music)

Acoustic Blues, Country, Rock, Bluegrass & Pop acts Vic’s on The River Jimmy Frushon (Live Music) Solo pianist playing standards, Latin and jazz covers. -noon -7 p.m. Victory Square Theaters Reel Savannah Film: A CHRISTMAS TALE (Other) Intense and acclaimed 2008 French drama (with English subtitles) about fierce family battles. 7 p.m. The Warehouse Thomas Claxton (Live Music) Intense, solo acoustic guitarist/singer playing rock and pop (covers & originals). 7:30 p.m. Wild Wing Cafe Jeff Beasley (Live Music) Savannah guitarist who doubles on percussion playing swinging R & B, old-time rock and roll and Cajun-tinged Americana (covers & originals). Outdoor ALL-AGES gig. 1 p.m. Barry Johnson (Live Music) Solo acoustic singer/guitarist playing popular rock, country, pop and beach music hits - ALL-AGES outdoor gig. 5 p.m.

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Bayou Cafe Chief (Live Music) Rock, Pop, Soul, Blues and Country covers -9 p.m. Blueberry Hill Karaoke (Karaoke) Doubles Lounge Live DJ (DJ) Beach Music Fiddler’s Crab House Eric Dunn & Jason Bible (Live Music) Duo show from two guitar playing members of local roots-rock band The Train Wrecks (covers &

originals). 10 p.m. Hang Fire DJ Kane (DJ) The Jinx Valient Thorr (Live Music, DJ) Over-thetop MC5 and JB-inspired agit-prop cock rock band that claim to come from “inside the planet Venus.” 11 p.m. Kevin Barry’s Carroll Brown (Live Music) Charleston-based troubadour/guitarist singing and playing trad and contemporary Celtic tunes. Mar 9, 8:30 p.m., Mar 10, 8:30 p.m., Mar 11, 8:30 p.m., Mar 12, 8:30 p.m., Mar 13, 8:30 p.m., Mar 14, 8:30 p.m. Mar 15, 8:30 p.m. King’s Inn #@*! Karaoke (Karaoke) 9 p.m., 9 p.m., 9 p.m. 9 p.m. Live Wire Music Hall Open Mic & Recording Session (Live Music) Participants can choose to have their Open Mic set professionally recorded for a $40 fee. 9 p.m. McDonough’s Karaoke (Karaoke) -9 p.m. Murphy’s Law Open Mic Night (Live Music) Hosted by Markus from The Train Wrecks. 10:30 p.m. Scandals DJ Marty Corley (Karaoke) 9:30 p.m. Tantra Lounge Swing Dancing Lessons (Other) Just like it says... 10:30 p.m. Vic’s on The River Jimmy Frushon (Live Music) Solo pianist playing standards, Latin and jazz covers. -noon -7 p.m. Wet Willie’s Karaoke (Karaoke) 9 p.m. The Wormhole Emma Jean; Favorite Cousin; Joe Nelson (Live Music) Emily Armond of acclaimed Athens band Dark Meat playing a solo set of DIY folk music; “harmonic Narrative” influenced by

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AASU Fine Arts Gallery Savannah Winds’ Spring Concert (Live Music) A performance of contemporary and traditional concert band selections by a beloved local group of both professional and community musicians whose infrequent live shows usually draw large crowds of all ages. 7:30 p.m. Bay Street Blues Live Trivia (Other) 10 p.m. Bayou Cafe Chief (Live Music) Rock, Pop, Soul, Blues and Country covers -9 p.m. Blaine’s Back Door #@*! Karaoke (Karaoke) Buffalo’s Cafe Karaoke (Karaoke) 7 p.m. Fiddler’s Crab House Nancy Witt (Live Music) Solo pianist (standards, showtunes & originals). 6:30 p.m. Fiddler’s Crab House Voodoo Soup (Live Music) Local hard-jamming funk/soul/ rock/fusion group with a wide repertoire (feat. members of The Permanent Tourists & Phantom Wingo). Mar 4, 10 p.m., Mar 10, 10 p.m., Mar 18, 10 p.m. Mar 25, 10 p.m. Hang Fire Pop Culture Trivia with TTL (Other) 10 p.m. The Jazz Corner (Hilton Head) The Jazz Corner Quartet feat. Bob Masteller (Live Music) New Orleans-style “Hot Jazz” (covers & originals). 8 p.m. Jazz’d Tapas Bar Jeff Beasley (Live Music) Savannah guitarist who doubles on percussion playing swinging R & B, old-time rock and roll and Cajun-tinged Americana (covers & originals). 7 p.m. Kevin Barry’s Carroll Brown (Live Music) Charleston-based troubadour/guitarist singing and playing trad and contemporary Celtic tunes. Mar 9, 8:30 p.m., Mar 10, 8:30 p.m., Mar 11, 8:30 p.m., Mar 12, 8:30 p.m., Mar 13, 8:30 p.m., Mar 14, 8:30 p.m. Mar 15, 8:30 p.m. Live Wire Music Hall Open Jam Session (Live Music) Geared toward “all musicians”. Sign-up from 8 pm - 9 pm. 9 p.m. McDonough’s Karaoke (Karaoke) -9 p.m. Mercury Lounge TBA (Live Music) Mar 5, 10 p.m., Mar 6, 10 p.m., Mar 7, 10 p.m., Mar 8, 10 p.m., Mar 10, 10 p.m., Mar 12, 10 p.m., Mar 13, 10 p.m., Mar 14, 10 p.m. Mar 15, 10 p.m. Planter’s Tavern TBA (Live Music) Piano Jazz -7 p.m. Roof Top Tavern Open Mic hosted by

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Better known for his role as the hapless British heavy metal guitarist Nigel Tufnel in Rob Reiner’s pioneering 1984 faux rock music documentary This Is Spinal Tap, Guest has parlayed the fame and success of that role into a successful niche in the U.S. film biz. He directs and co-writes shockingly realistic and —at times— scathingly funny motion pictures which bear the trappings of cinema vérité but which are in fact elaborate, sardonic constructs aimed at taking the piss out of such venerated societal subcultures as obsessive dog owners (Best In Show), small-town community theater (Waiting For Guffman) and the American folk music revival of the 1960s (A Mighty Wind). However, the notion of faux or “mockumentaries” existed long before the SNL alumnus handily made it his own. This Thursday, the Jepson Center will screen a rather early —and littleknown— example of the genre in tandem with its current gallery exhibition Robert Colescott: Troubled Goods. The exhibition focuses on the Tuscon, Az.based painter’s work of the last decade, but also includes classic works of his from the ‘70s and ‘80s. An emeritus professor of art at the University of Arizona, Colescott studied at the American Research Center in Cairo during the mid-‘60s. Calling his time in Egypt “formative,” he told Artforum Magazine that exposure to “3,000 years of a ‘non-white’ art tradition” excited him, ultimately inspiring the Oakland, Ca. native him to express ideas about race and culture in the U.S. through his own artwork. Beginning in 1975, he began a series of paintings that appropriated —and skewed— classic pieces of Western art,

One of Colescott’s typically provocative works, using patently offensive racial imagery to prove a larger point

substituting black protagonists for white characters in re-imagined versions of works such as Van Gogh’s famed Potato Eaters (recast as Eat Dem Taters). Soon, his provocative, sardonic and, it must be said, beautifully rendered work earned him a National Endowment for the Arts grant, and posited him as a unique critical voice on matters of race, sex, culture and the history of art history itself. He would later be awarded a prestigious Guggenheim Fellowship. However, even those with little innate interest in the world of high-concept fine art painting should be able to appreciate the clever wit of Colescott’s 45-minute 1976 film Dulacrow’s Masterwork. Presented as a legit filmed document of a serious art history slide lecture, this rarely-shown piece of performance art purports to explain the importance of the painting “Liberty Leading the People” by “Dulacrow” (the artist’s own alter ego) — based on the work of the same title by famed French painter Eugene Delacroix. Narrated by Colescott himself, the film bears little resemblance to the

Spinal Tap variety of mockumentaries most audiences will be familiar with. It’s essentially a series of still images paired with a dry, “academic” voice-over which lies squarely at odds with the film’s graphic and provocative on-screen imagery. Harry DeLorme, Jepson’s Senior Curator of Education, is quick to point out that, as one critic noted, viewers are not sure whether they should “laugh or cringe” at the combination — as with the deadpan, politically incorrect antics of Larry David (Curb Your Enthusiasm). Following the film, a second, 30-minute (actual) documentary entitled Robert Colescott the One Two Punch will be screened. This film includes interviews with the artist and curators, and footage of Colescott at work. cs Dulacrow’s Masterwork: A Mockumentary Film by Robert Colescott When: Thursday, 6 pm Where: Jepson Center for The Arts Cost: Free to Telfair/Jepson Members or with regular Museum Admission Info: telfair.org

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Che In some cities, director Steven Soderbergh’s epic look at revolutionary Ernesto “Che” Guevara has been screened as two separate films: Che: Part One (subtitled The Argentine during production) and Che: Part Two (Guerrilla).

But whether viewed in one or two sittings, the fact remains that Soderbergh’s ambitious but erratic film wastes its generous running time by failing to really burrow beneath the media myth, determined not to provide much insight into the individual whose iconic image has adorned countless t–shirts and posters. The first half boasts the stronger material, as the idealistic Che (commandingly played by Benicio Del Toro) helps Fidel Castro (Demian Bichir) and his gang of rebels overthrow the Batista regime in 1950s Cuba. The second half, which finds Che taking the revolutionary road to Latin America, becomes bogged down in repetitious material, with all the additional jungle trek s, gun battles and soldiers’ squabbles adding nothing except minutes to the length. Matt Damon turns up in a cameo that’s about as brief (and pointless) as his blink–and–you–miss–him appearance in Francis Coppola’s Youth Without Youth. If nothing else, this moderately engaging film has only increased my desire to see 1969’s Che! (starring Omar Sharif as Che and Jack Palance as Castro), a colossal dud that’s reportedly one of the all–time worsts. At least that’s some sort of distinction; this Che, on the other hand, remains resolutely middle–of–the–road. cs

The International is an action flick with smarts, but that’s not to say the brain and the brawn always coexist easily. Clive Owen stars as an Interpol agent who, with the help of a New York assistant D.A. (Naomi Watts), tries to bring down a banking institution that’s long been involved in illegal activities on a global scale (backing coups, purchasing weapons, that sort of thing). Although loosely based on a real-life scandal, The International adheres more to cinematic conspiracy-theory conventions, thus emerging as a pale shadow of such great works in the same mold as The Parallax View and The Manchurian Candidate. Still, director Tom Tykwer (Run Lola Run) keeps the film moving (Run Clive Run would have been an acceptance title, given how much mileage Tykwer gets out of his star), and there’s one spectacular (if overlong) shootout at the Guggenheim Museum that’s alone worth the admission price.

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Tim Burton’s The Nightmare Before Christmas was actually Henry Selick’s The Nightmare Before Christmas, given that it was the latter who actually directed the film. Here, he displays his mastery again, helming an eye-popping animated extravaganza he adapted from Neil Gaiman’s best-selling book. Dakota Fanning provides the voice of Coraline, a lonely little girl who discovers an alternate world hidden behind a small door in her family’s new house. Initially, life does seem more pleasant on the other side -- her alternate parents are hipper, the food is tastier, the

entertainment is more dazzling -- but it’s not long before things take a dark turn, and, with the help of a sage black cat, Coraline soon finds herself fighting for her very soul. The visual scheme -- as with Nightmare, stop-motion animation is the order of the day -- is remarkable enough in any dimension, but do make an effort to catch the film in one of its 3-D presentations.

Push If Push comes to shove, then the only sound advice is to stay away from the theater and re-watch XMen on DVD. Certainly, that’s an infinitely superior mutant movie, yet don’t think Push’s plagiarism ends there: It’s almost a given that the pitch meeting found the film’s creators, uh, pushing the picture by declaring, “It’s X-Men meets Jumper meets Heroes meets The Matrix!” Had they any sense of integrity, they would have ended the sentence by adding, “Only not very exciting or enjoyable!” In short, here’s another sci-fi muddle that never breaks out of its geekspeak ghetto, with David Bourla contributing an overly busy screenplay that doesn’t always come together and Paul McGuigan providing draggy direction that takes this far past the point of audience involvement. Set in Hong Kong, the film centers on the Division, a U.S. government branch whose members are tasked with seeking out folks with psychic abilities and either recruiting them or (if that fails) killing them. These psychics have different powers, which places them into one of several different categories: Pushers, Watchers, Movers (but, alas, continues on p. 30

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no Shakers), Bleeders, etc. Nick (Chris Evans), a Mover, has tried to maintain a low profile, but once Cassie (Dakota Fanning), a teenage Watcher, shows up and insists he help her find Kira (stiff Camilla Belle), a Pusher who holds the answer to taking down the Division, all hell breaks loose, as Division agents (led by Djimon Hounsou as a suave Pusher) and evil Asian psychics try to take them down. Some interesting ideas soon get buried under a jumbled narrative, a choppy shooting style and an unflattering visual scheme -- all of which combine to make viewers feel as if they’re watching a movie from inside a spinning clothes dryer.

Taken Moral ambiguity seems to be the order of the day in most of modern cinema (recent examples include Body of Lies, Traitor, The Dark Knight, and even Gran Torino), but for purely cathartic purposes, there’s still something to be said about films -- competent ones, mind you -- in which the line between Good and Evil is drawn oh-so-clearly in the sand. Take Taken, which operates on a very simple premise: Scumbags kidnap Liam Neeson’s daughter; Liam Neeson screws them up good. That’s all the plot needed for this lightning-quick (91 minutes, and not a second over)

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action yarn in which Neeson stars as Bryan Mills, a former CIA operative who took early retirement in order to live close to his teenage daughter Kim (Maggie Grace). Bryan’s frosty ex-wife (Famke Janssen) approves of their child traveling unsupervised with a friend (Katie Cassidy) to Paris for a vacation, but the overprotective Bryan doesn’t like the idea and only reluctantly signs off on it for the sake of Kim’s hap piness. But it turns out that father knows best after all: Within hours of their arrival, the two American teens are kidnapped by an Albanian organization that turns young women into prostitutes and sex slaves. Bryan immediately springs into action, jetting off to Paris and employ-

ing his ample CIA training to locate his missing daughter. The film’s PG-13 rating means that punches are pulled in more ways than one, and the script by Robert Mark Kamen and Luc Besson (The Fifth Element) disappointingly turns Bryan from an ordinary man with highly specialized skills in the early going into a James Bond knockoff by the third act. But Pierre Morel directs crisply and efficiently, and Neeson delivers a typically compelling performance.

the wrestler After a brief reign of glory in the early 1980s, Mickey Rourke’s career

regrets. Rourke stars as Randy “The Ram” Robinson, who was quite the big deal in the wrestling world back in the 1980s. Twenty years forward, however, and Randy is now long past his glory days. Two decades of hard partying have wiped him out, and if he has any emotional reservoirs to tap, he wants to make sure to save them for the two women in his life. The first is Cassidy (an excellent Marisa Tomei), a stripper at the club he frequents who is always there to lend Randy a sympathetic ear (usually in the middle of a lap dance). The other female on Randy’s mind is his daughter Stephanie (Evan Rachel Wood); because he was never there for her while she was growing up. Yet much

of the best material revolves around Randy’s career as a wrestler. Aronofsky and Siegel do a remarkable job of treating its practitioners with respect, so much so that it’s softened my stance toward these athletes (dare we call them artists?) who give so much of themselves for the entertainment of others.

Slumdog Millionaire I’m not entirely sure how a film in which a small boy gets permanently blinded by someone deliberately pouring hot liquid onto his eyeballs while he’s unconscious ends up being hyped (by critics and audiences alike) as the

“feel-good” movie of the year, but that’s the strange case with Slumdog Millionaire, the latest from director Danny Boyle (Trainspotting). The modern-day sequences find lanky, likable Jamal (Dev Patel) working his way through the questions on India’s version of Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? Jamal is a struggling kid who’s coped with poverty all of his life -- a “slumdog” -- and it’s his unlikely ascension that has the entire nation rooting for him to win it all. But Jamal isn’t doing this for money; he’s doing it for love -- namely, for the beautiful Latika (Freida Pinto), who, as we see in the film’s ample flashbacks, grew up on the streets alongside Jamal and his hotheaded brother Salim

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went up in flames, thanks to personal problems as well as a tendency to pick dreadful material. A comeback via 2005’s Sin City failed to take root, but no matter: Rourke now has the role of a lifetime in Darren Aronofsky’s The Wrestler. On paper, The Wrestler sounds like Rocky reconfigured for the wrestling rather than boxing arena. But Robert Siegel’s screenplay fleshes out the basic storylines in unique ways, and Aronofsky and Rourke add a rich palette to the proceedings, resulting in a movie that’s frequently as colorful as it is meaningful. If Milk touches on America’s prejudices and The Dark Knight examines America’s fears, then The Wrestler explores America’s

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(Madhur Mittal). Initially, the movie’s structure is ingenious in how it feeds on incidents from Jamal’s past to allow him to get the right answers on the TV game show, suggesting that what’s most important in this life is what we learn firsthand. As for the sequences revolving around the characters’ rough childhoods, they’re refreshingly raw and uncompromising. It’s a shame, then, that Boyle and scripter Simon Beaufoy toss aside all innovation in order to bind the final half-hour into a straightjacket of rigid formula plotting.

Gran Torino Clint Eastwood has stated that Gran Torino might mark his final appearance as an actor (he plans to keep directing), and if he sticks to his guns, it’s an appropriate way to end a magnificent career. It’s not necessary to be familiar with Eastwood’s career arc to enjoy Gran Torino, but it does amplify the appreciation for the manner in which the topic of violence is approached. From the glorified gun battles in the Dirty Harry franchise

to the ruminations about the impact of taking a man’s life in Unforgiven, Eastwood has clearly given much thought to the subject, and he takes another step with this latest picture. To describe how he has continued to modify his beliefs would spoil the film’s ending, but suffice to say that his character, Walt Kowalski, is no stranger to killing. A Korean War vet, the widowed Walt lives in a Detroit neighborhood in which he’s clearly the minority. Surrounded by Asians, African-Americans and Latinos, he’s a racist, though he doesn’t have much use for his own kind, either: Caring little for his two grown sons and their families, he prefers the company of his faithful dog and his 1972 Gran Torino. But his shell of indifference cracks once he comes into contact with the two Hmong kids next door, Thao and Sue (appealing newcomers Bee Vang and Ahney Her). Lazily dismissed in some camps as a simplistic riff on racism, Gran Torino is far more complicated than that, not only in its aforementioned exploration of violence but also in its affecting look at a rigid individual who comes to realize the world has moved on. cs

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special screenings Joan and Murray Gefen Memorial Jewish Film Festival:

First Basket, March 5, 1:30 p.m., Jewish Educational Alliance, 5111 Abercorn St., $9 Black Over White, March 5, 7:30 p.m., JEA, $9 Toots, March 6, 10 a.m., JEA, $9 Case for Israel, March 6, 12 p.m., JEA, $9 Song of David, March 6, 2 p.m., JEA, 5$9 Yippee, March 6, 2:30 p.m., JEA, $9 888-Go-Kosher, March 7, 7:30 p.m. Westin Savannah Harbor, $9 Circumcize Me, March 7, 8:30 p.m., Westin Savannah Harbor, $9 Sixty Six, March 8, 4 p.m., Victory Square Theaters, $9 Making Trouble, March 7, 8 p.m., JEA, $9 One Day You’ll Understand, March 8, 7:30 p.m., JEA, $9

Carmike Cinemas’ Independent Film Series: Remarkable Power!

What: Kevin Nealon, Tom Arnold star. When: March 4-7. Where: Wynnsong 11, 1150 Shawnee St. Cost: $5

Dulacrow’s Masterwork

What: A mockumentary made in 1976 by artist Robert Colescott. When: Thu., March 5, 6 p.m.

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SCAD Spring Film: Annie Hall

What: Woody Allen, Diane Keaton star. When: Fri. March 6, 7 p.m. Where: Trustees Theater. Cost: $6-$8 Info: www.trusteestheater.com

Standard Operating Procedure

A documentary that explores photographs taken from Abu Ghraib prison. When: March 7, 7pm. Where: TruSpace, 2423 De Soto Ave. Cost: Free.

Carmike Cinemas’ Independent Film Series: All Along

What: An award-winning comedy. When: March 9-14. Where: Wynnsong 11, 1150 Shawnee St. Cost: $5

Psychotronic Film: Mongo’s Back In Town

1971 film noir stars Joe Don Baker, Telly Savalas, Martin Sheen, and Sally Field. When: March 11, 8 p.m. Where: Sentient Bean Cost: $5 cs

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Activism & Politics Chatham County Campaign For Liberty

A group that is carrying the torch that Ron Paul lit for freedom and liberty. Mitch Anderson, 695-7746, or visit www.campaignforliberty. com/usa/GA/Chatham/ for dates, time sand meeting place.

Chatham County Democratic Party

Contact Maxine Harris at 352-0470 or R1999MHAR@aol.com. Second Mon. of every month. Chatham County Democratic Headquarters, 109 W. Victory Dr. 912-790-8683. www. chathamdems.com/

Coastal Democrats

Contact Maxine Harris at 352-0470 or R1999MHAR@aol.com. Chatham County Democratic Headquarters, 109 W. Victory Dr. 912-7908683. www.chathamdems.com/

Drinking Liberally

An informal gathering of left-leaners. august1494@excite.com or www.DrinkingLiberally. org.

Libertarian Party of Chatham County

meets the first and third Thursday at 8:30 p.m. at Chinatown Buffet, 307 Highway 80 in Garden City. 308-3934 or www.no-debts.com/chathamlibertariansga.html. First and Third Thurs. of every month. Chinatown Buffet, 307 Highway 80.

National Council of Negro Women

meets the first Saturday of the month at 10 a.m. at the Ralph Mark Gilbert Civil Rights Museum. First Sat. of every month. Ralph Mark Gilbert Civil Rights Museum, 460 Martin Luther King, Jr. Blvd. 912-231-8900. www.sip.armstrong. edu/CivilRightsMuseum/Civilindex.html

Savannah Area Republican Women

meets the first Wednesday of the month at 11:30 am at Johnny Harris Restaurant Banquet Room on Victory Drive. Cost is $13 at the door. 5981883. First Wed. of every month. Johnny Harris Restaurant, 1651 East Victory Drive. 912-3547810. www.johnnyharris.com/

Savannah Area Young Republicans

For information, visit www.savannahyoungrepublican.com or call Allison Quinn at 308-3020.

Savannah Republican Club

Meets second Tuesday of the month. 927-7170. Second Tues. of every month.

Skidaway Island Democrats

are hosting a Victory ‘08 Gala on Saturday, March 7 at 6:30pm at the Delegal Marina Sunset Room. $15. Through March 7.

Classes & Workshops 700 Kitchen Cooking School

will offer hands-on educational/entertaining cooking classes at the Mansion on Forsyth Park, 700 Drayton St. The cost of each class is $90 per person. Call 238-5158 or visit http:// www.700kitchen.com. Mansion on Forsyth Park, 700 Drayton Street. 912-238-5158. www. mansiononforsythpark.com

A Career Alternative - Franchise Ownership Seminar

March 5, 9am-noon , Savannah Chamber of Commerce, free, 678-644-3868, www.frannet. com. Through March 5.

Abstinence Education

Hope House and Savannah State University are providing an after-school program for youth and young adults ages 12 to 29. Program activities last for about 2 hours every Wednesday at SSU. Transportation is provided. Snacks, field trips and supportive services are provided at no charge. 236-5310. Savannah State University, 3219 College St. 912-356-2181. www.savstate. edu/

Adult Instruction in Clay Techniques

Wednesdays, 10am-noon, beginners to advamced. $100 plus $30 for clay supplies. Instructor is Carolyne Graham, 925-7393, carolynegraham@yahoo.com.

Adult Painting Classes

Savannah Art and Clay Studio offers classes in painting techniques with studies in light and shadow to understanding color, and more. Carolyne Graham is the instructor. Wednesdays, 5:30-7:30 pm. 925-7393, carolynegraham@ yahoo.com.

African Dance & Drum

Learn the rhythms of West Africa with instructor Aisha Rivers. Classes are held every Sunday - drums at 4pm, dance at 5pm at 607 W. 37th St. $10/class. ayoluwa.org, 844-2582. Rhythms of West Africa, 607 W. 37th St.

An Irish Barbershop Sampler

The Moon River Chorus is sponsoring a free 8-week barbershop music seminar for area ladies who enjoy singing Thursdays 6:30-7:30pm Jan. 15 to March 5. 927-2651. Through March 5. Whitefield United Methodist Church, 728 E. 55th Street. 912-355-8420. www.whitefieldumc.com/

Art, Music and Tutoring for the Inner Child Beginning piano and voice lessons are taught by Linda Luke, who also tutors students in reading. Creative dance and a snack are included in the lessons, and special education students are welcome. Sculpture, painting and drawing are taught by Jerry Luke. Private and small group lessons are available and open to adults, teens and younger children. The lessons last an hour and the cost is $80 a month. The address is 5225 Skidaway Rd. Call 349-0521 or 843-496-0651 for info. Classes, 5225 Skidaway Rd.

Art,-Music, Piano and Voice-coaching

for all age groups, beginners through advanced, classic, modern, jazz improvisation and theory. Serious inquiries only. 961-7021 or 667-1056.

Artist’s Way Workshop

Explore your creativity Tuesdays 5-6:30pm in a 12-week program. Ongoing Enrollment. 236-3660 International Center for Leadership & Coaching, 236-3660. 236-236-3660. www. internationalcoach.org/

Beading Classes

Learn jewelry-making techniques from beginner to advanced at Bead Dreamer Studio, 407A E. Montgomery Cross Rd. Call 920-6659. Bead Dreamer Studio, 407 A East Montgomery Crossroads. 912-920-6659. www.beaddreamer.com

Children’s Art Classes

for grades 1-5 offer basic art, clay and mixed media on Wednesdays from 4-5:30 p.m. Cost is $65 per 5 weeks, basics supplied. Teen Class meets Thursday 4-6 p.m. Cost is $75 per 5 weeks, most supplies furnished. Savannah Art and Clay Creations, contact carolynegraham@ aol.com or 925-7393.

Construction Apprentice Program

is a free 16-week training program for men and women interested in gaining construction skills for career level jobs in construction. Earn a technical certificate of credit with no cost for trainingk, books or tools. Provided t hrough a

collaboration of Chatham County, the Homebuilders Association of Savannah, Savannah Technical Eollege and Step Up Savannah’s Poverty Reduction Initiative. To apply, call Tara H. Sinclair at 604-9574.

Conversational Spanish

Do you want to practice your Spanish? Come to the mesa de espanol the second Thursday and last Friday of the month at 4:30 p.m. at The Sentient Bean, 13 E. Park Ave. For information, send e-mail to cafecontigo@gmail.com. The Sentient Bean, 13 East Park Ave. 912-232-4447. www.sentientbean.com

Credit and Money Management 12 Hour Seminar

This ongoing course is held every month at the Effingham YMCA in Rincon. This seminar is the first standardized credit education program in the nation. Topics covered are the steps to improve your credit rating and raise your credit scores, budgeting, managing your debt, what lenders require when you borrow money, how to spot looming money problems and how to deal with them before it’s too late. The fee is $99 per person or $169 per couple. Space is limited and registration is required in advance. Contact Carmen at 826-6263 or 484-1266. Effingham YMCA, 1224 Patriot Dr.

Fany’s Spanish/English Institute

Fany’s Spanish/English Institute Spanish is fun. Classes for adults and children are held at 15 E. Montgomery Cross Rd. Call 921-4646 or 220-6570 to register. Fany’s Spanish/English Institute, 15 E. Montgomery Cross Rd.

Free swimming lessons

The Savannah Storm Swim Team is giving free swim lessons to any child between the ages 7 to 18. An adult must accompany any child or children under 10. Send e-mail with contact info to: thesavannahstorm@gmail.com.

Free Tax School

Earn extra income after taking this course. Flexible schedules, convenient locations. The class is free but there is a small fee for books. Call 352-3862 or visit www.libertytax.com.

Garbage, Goo, Recycling and YOU

The Chatham County Department of Public Works is sponsoring this show by the Puppet People, which will tour elementary schools to teach students the importance of learning to Reduce, Reuse and Recycle. For bookings, call 355-3366.

Georgetown Playgroup

Meet the first and third Thursday of the month from 9:30-11am at the Northside clubhouse in Georgetown. Free.

German Conversational Group

Keep up conversational German skills. Different topics disussed. Led by a German-speaking teacher who is a native of Switzerland. Love offerings accepted. 845-764-7045.

Get Clients Now!

Don’t let the recession get you down. Meet with others from all industries, to learn & implement a 28-day marketing program. Tuesdays 7:30-8:30am or 4:30-5:30pm. $25 per week. 1st meeting free. RSVP 912-236-3660. International Center for Leadership & Coaching, 236-3660. 236-236-3660. www.internationalcoach.org/

Golf Instruction

Reasonable hourly rates and lesson packages for individuals and groups. Anthony Tavernier, USGTF Certified Instructor, 247-8687.

Housing Authority of Savannah Classes

Free classes will be offered at the Neighborhood Resource Center, 1407 Wheaton St. Some classes are on-going. Adult Literacy is offered every Monday and Wednesday from 4-6 p.m. Homework Help is offered every Tuesday and Thursday from 3-4:30 p.m. The Community Computer Lab is open Monday through Friday from 8:30 a.m. to 4:30 p.m. GED/adult literacy education is being offered Monday through Thursday from 9 a.m. to noon or 1-4 p.m.

Introduction to (Vipassana) Mindfulness Meditation

An ongoing class for beginners and experienced practitioners that offers a weekly interactive talk on the foundations of the practice of Mindfulness Meditation, followed by a period of meditation. Mondays 6-7:30pm. 307 E. Harris St. Drop-ins, $14, 8-week package $80. Rev. Fugon Cindy Beach. 429-7265 or cindy@alwaysoptions.com.

Life Painting Workshop with James Langley

April 17-18, 9am-4pm. $185. Judy Mooney, judymooney@bellsouth.net, 443 9313. Through April 17. The Freight Station, 703 Louisville Rd.

Lost Ancient Art of Essential Oils, Aromatherapy and Plant Medicines

will be held at Southern Hemisphere, 41 Habersham St. Donation. meetup.com/SavannahEnergyHealers/. Southern Hemisphere, 41 Habersham St.

Mrs. Claus

A retired school teacher, Mrs. Claus is available for the holidays to all retirement centers, hospitals, day-care centers, churches, schools and private parties. Linda Luke, 349-0521.

Oatland Island Wildlife Center

Oatland island Wildlife Center has a new name, but still offers environmental education programs and weekend events. It is open seven days a week from 10 a.m. to 4 p.m., closed only on Thanksgiving, Christmas and New Year’s Day. www.oatlandisland.org. Oatland Island Wildlife Center, 711 Sandtown Rd. 912-898-3980. www. oatlandisland.org/

One Party for Everything

One party for makeup, lingerie, candles and toys. Refreshments served. Free consults. 604-5639. mimi5639@gmail.com.

Personal Money Management

BOAN Consults, LLC sponsors monthly workshops. Call 398-8148 or email info@boanconsults.com.

Porcelain Painting

Ongoing beginner, intermediate and advanced 4-day class. $250 includes supplies, brushes, porcelain and firing of art. 706-495-6724, www. GaSeminarsbytheSea.com. Internationally renowned teachers. Tybee Island, Tybee Island.

Puppet Shows

are offered by St. Joseph’s/Candler AfricanAmerican Health Information & Resource Center for schools, day cares, libraries, churches, community events and fairs. Call 447-6605. African-American Health Information & Resource Center, 1910 Abercorn St. 912-447-6605. www. sjchs.org/1844.cfm

Savannah Conservatory for the Performing Arts

Low cost instruction in a group lesson format. Classes in drama, dance, percussion, woodwinds, brass, strings, piano, vocals, guitar, visual arts and music theory Tuesdays and Thursdays 5:30, 6:30 or 7:30pm. $60 per quarter. 352-8366, tsaconservatory@bellsouth.net. Salvation Army

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Community Center, 3000 Bee Rd.

www.liveoakpl.org. Through April 4.

offers a variety of business classes. It is located at 801 E. Gwinnett St. Call 652-3582. Savannah Entrepreneurial Center, 801 E. Gwinnett Street. 912-652-3582.

for teachers, instructors, trainers, body-work therapists or organizations. Available by the class/session, day, week or Tony, 655-4591.

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Savannah Learning Center Spanish Classes

Be bilingual. The center is located at 7160 Hodgson Memorial Dr. Call 272-4579 or 3083561. e-mail savannahlatina@yahoo.com or visit www.savannahlatina.com. Free folklore classes also are offered on Saturdays from 11 a.m. to 1 p.m. Savannah Learning Center, 7160 Hodgson Memorial Dr.

SCAD Art and Design Community Workshops

“Handmade at SCAD” is a series of community education workshops open to the public ages 15 and up Jan. 24-March 21. Costs range from $55 to $145 depending on materials, with all materials provided. 525.5123, www.scad.edu/ce. Through March 21.

Starfish Cafe Culinary Arts Training Program

This 12-week full-time program is designed to provide work training and employment opportunities in the food service industry, including food preparation, food safety and sanitation training, customer service training and job search and placement assistance. Call Mindy Saunders at 234-0525. The Starfish Cafe, 711 East Broad Street. 912-234-0525. www.thestarfishcafe.org/

Start Your Own Business

Seminars presented March 2-April 4 by Live Oak Public Libraries. March 2, 6:30pm, Islands Branch; April 2, 6:30pm, Oglethorpe Mall Branch; April 4, 3pm, Rincon Branch. 652-3668,

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Teen Art Studio: Perspective/Optical Illusion in Art

Drawing and painting Tuesdays 5:30-7pm. $75 per month. 925-7393, carolynegraham@yahoo. com. Starts in April.

Teen Art Studio: Wonders of Color in Art

Color blending, color complements, color theory, abstract to realistic. Tuesdays 5:30-7pm. $75 per month includes supplies. 925-7393, carolynegraham@yahoo.com.

The Creative Gale Tour

For anyone seeking to grow their business in 2009. March 5, 3-5pm. Free. Through March 5. Structured Green, 620 E. 35th St.

Thinking of Starting a Small Business

is a course offered twice a month atthe Small Business Assistance Center, 111 E. Liberty St. $50 in advance or $60 at the door. 651-3200, www.savannahabdc.org. Small Business Assistance Center, 111 E Liberty Street. 912-2324700. www.sbacsav.com/

Tybee Island Marine Science Center

offers Beach Discovery and marsh walks. Aquarium hours are 9 a.m. to 5 p.m., Wednesday through Monday, and from 9 a.m. to noon on Tuesday. Admission is $4 for adults and $3 for children, ages 3016. Senior, military and AAA discounts are available. Call 786-5917 or visit www.tybeemsc.org. Tybee Island Marine Science Center, 1510 Strand. 912-786-5917. www. tybeemsc.org/

Military Appreciation Fridays Half Price Alcohol with ID Service Industry Mondays Half Price Alcohol

Voted Savannah’s Best Japanese Restaurant!

7805 Abercorn St • 912-355-9800 (Across From Oglethorpe Mall)

Vocal Classes

The Highest Praise School of the Arts is accepting applicants for the 2008 Vocal Basics Classes. To register visit overcomingbyfaith.org or call 927-8601 for more info. Overcoming by Faith Ministries, 9700 Middleground Rd.

Volunteer 101

A 30-minute course that covers issues to help volunteers get started is held the first and third Thursday of the month at 6 p.m. The first Thursday, the class is at Savannah State University, and the third Thursday, at United Way, 428 Bull St. Register by calling Summer at 651-7725 or visit www.HandsOnSavannah.org. United Way of Coastal Empire, 428 Bull St. 912-651-7700. www.uwce.org/

Wednesday Figure Drawing Group

guest speakers, episode marathons and armor demonstrations. Provides guest speakers to educators upon request. Call Michael at 2208129, send e-mail to lightmagus@yahoo.com or mccauln1981@hotmail.com. or visit http://aasuscifi.proboards105.com/index.cgi. Armstrong Atlantic State University, 11935 Abercorn St. 912-927-5277. about.armstrong.edu/Maps/index.html

Bike Night with Mikie

is held every Saturday at 6:30 p.m. at The Red Zone Bar and Grill in Richmond Hill. Half of the proceeds of a 50/50 drawing go to the military for phone cards and other items. The Red Zone Bar and Grill, 3975 Highway 17.

Buccaneer Region SCCA

Work from a live model. Open to artists with some experience - no instruction offered. $60 a month. Judy Mooney. 443-9313 or judymooney@ bellsouth.net. The Freight Station, 703 Louisville Rd.

is the local chapter of the Sports Car Club of America. It hosts monthly solo/autocross driving events in the Savannah area. Anyone with a safe car, insurance and a valid driver’s license is eligible to participate. Visit http://buccaneerregion. org/solo.html.

An introductory class every Thurday at 7pm at Southern Hemisphere Metaphysical Books, Gifts & More, 41 Habersham St. $15. 234-6371. Southern Hemisphere, 41 Habersham St.

A special little club for special little dogs and their owners meets one Saturday each month at 10:30 a.m. For information, visit http://groups. yahoo.com/group/ChiSavannah/.

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Clubs & Organizations AASU Sci-Fi Fantasy Club

This is an official student club of Armstrong Atlantic State University that accepts non-students as associate members. It is devoted to the exploration and enjoyment of the genres of science fiction and fantasy. Activities include book discussions, movie screenings, role playing game sessions, board and card games,

Chihuahua Club of Savannah

Civil Air Patrol

offers aerospace education porgrams and activities for adults and teens ages 12-18. Meets every Thursday from 7-9 p.m. at the Savannah Flying Tiger Composite Squadron behind SITEL in the former Savannah Airport Terminal Building Complex off Dean Forest Road. Visit www. gawg.cap.gov, send e-mail to N303WR@aol.com, or call Capt. Jim Phillips at 412-4410. Savannah Flying Tiger Composite Squadron, Savannah International Airport.

meets monthly on the first Monday at the Jewish Educational Alliance, 5111 Abercorn St. Check www.cleancoast.org for event schedule. Jewish Educational Alliance, 5111 Abercorn St. 912-355-8111. www.savj.org/

Coastal MINIs

is a group of local MINI Cooper owners and enthusiasts who gather on the first Sunday of the month at 10 a.m. to meet other MINI owners and go on motoring adventures together. Visit coastalminis.com. Starbucks, Victory Drive and Skidaway Road.

Coffee & Conversation

Held every Tuesday at 8am by Creative Coast as a networking event. http://links.thecreativecoast.org/conversation. Cafe Ambrosia, 202 E. Broughton St.

Creative Coast Alliance Ambassadors

meet Tuesday mornings at Cafe Ambrosia, corner of Abercorn and Broughton. Jamie Wolf, jwolf@thecreativecoast.org. Cafe Ambrosia, 202 E. Broughton St.

Downtown Business Association

Lise Sundrla, Executive Director Savannah Development and Renewal Authority, will provide an update on signage and wayfinding on Broughton Street March 11, 11:30am-1pm. RSVP by noon on March 9 to 660-4718 or administrator@savannahdowntown.com. $20 members, $25 non-members. Through March 9. First City Club, 32 Bull St. 912-238-4548. www.firstcityclub.com/

English Style Table Soccer

Savannah Subbuteo Club. Call 667-7204 or visit http://savannahsubbuteo.tripod.com.

Geechee Sailing Club

meets the second Monday of the month (except for November) at 6:30pm. Open to all interested in boating and related activities. www.geecheesailingclub.org. Tubby’s Tank House (Thunderbolt), 2909 River Dr. 912-3549040.

Historic Savannah Chapter of ABWA

meets the second Thursday of every month from 6-7:30 p.m. at Tubby’s Restaurant. The cost is the price of the meal. RSVP to 6608257. Tubby’s Tank House (Thunderbolt), 2909 River Dr. 912-354-9040.

Historic Victorian Neighborhood Association

meets the second Wednesday of every month at 6:30 p.m. at the American Legion, Post 135, 1108 Bull St. between Park Avenue and Duffy Street. Call 236-8546. American Legion, Post 135, 1108 Bull St. 912-233-9277.

Low Country Turners

This is a club for wood-turning enthusiasts. Call Hank Weisman at 786-6953.

Military Order of the Purple Heart Ladies Auxiliary

meets the first Saturday of the month at 1 p.m. at American Legion Post 184 in Thunderbolt. Call 786-4508. American Legion Post 184, 1 Legion Dr. 912-354-5515.

Moon River Chorus

is a ladies’ barbershop chorus. Rehearsals are Thursdays from 7-9 p.m. in the social hall of Whitefield United Methodist Church, corner of 55th Street and Waters Avenue. Visitors are welcome. Call Sylvia at 927-2651 or sylviapf@ aol.com. Whitefield United Methodist Church, 728 E. 55th Street. 912-355-8420. www.whitefieldumc.com/

Mothers of Preschoolers (MOPS)

Join other moms for fun, inspiration, guest speakers, food and creative activities while children ages birth to 5 are cared for in a preschool-like setting. Meets the second and fourth Wednesday of the month from 9:15-11:30 am at First Baptist Church of the Islands, 6613 Johnny Mercer Blvd. Call 8988316 or 898-5086 or visit www.mops.org. First Baptist Church of the Islands, 6613 Johnny

Mercer Blvd. 921-897-2142. www.fbcislands. com/

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is the area’s first social club for single and married adults who do not have children. Meet other non-parents at events and activities. For information on No Kidding! visit www. nokidding.net or send e-mail to luluette@ prodigy.net.

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Old Time Radio Researcher’s Group

is aninternational fan and research group devoted to preserving and distributing old-time radio broadcasts from 1926 to 1962. Send e-mail to Jim Beshires at beshiresjim@yahoo. com or visit www.otrr.org.

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This group will focus on various philosophical themes and texts, culminating in facilitated discussions with an open exchange of ideas within a community of inquiry. Meeting locations will change to reflect the current issue. Contact Kristina at 407-443-1571 or ktina697@hotmail.com.

PURE: Community Photography of Savannah, Inc.

Grassroots group dedicated to the unique art of traditional black and white photographic processes formed a non-profit organization designed to create a photography center with the first darkroom in the city open to working artists and the general public. Volunteers are needed in the areas of marketing and fund raising in order to realize the goal of establishing a darkroom. All interested in taking an active role contact Kathleen Thomas, PUREdarkroom@gmail.com.

Revived Salon for Women Seeking Change

In Anne Morrow Lindbergh’s Gift of the Sea, she wrote, “How untidy my shell has become. Blurred with moss, knobby with barnacles, its shape is hardly recognizable any more. Surely it had a shape once. It has a shape still in my mind. What is the shape of my life?” If these words resonate with you and you are a woman over 50, this group offers bonding, laughter, discussion and fun. Seating is limited. Call 236-8581 for info.

Richmond Hill Roadies Running Club

A chartered running club of the Road Runners Association of America. For a nominal annual fee, members will receive monthly training sessions and seminars and have weekly runs of various distances. Kathy Ackerman,7565865 or Billy Tomlinson 596-5965.

Rogue Phoenix Sci-Fi Fantasy Club

Members of Starfleet International and The Klingon Assault Group meet twice a month, on the first Sunday at 4 pm. at Books-A-Million and the third Tuesday at Chen’s Chinese Restaurant at 20 E. Derenne Ave. at 7:30 p.m. Call 692-0382, email kasak@comcast.net or visit www.roguephoenix.org. Chen’s Chinese Restaurant, 20 E. Derenne Ave.

Savannah Adventure Club

is dedicated to pursuing adventures, both indoors and outdoors, throughout the Low country and beyond. Activities in the past year have included sailing, camping, skydiving, kayaking, hiking, tennis, volleyball, and skiing, in addition to regular social gatherings. Free to join, and Email savannahadventureclub@ gmail.com or visit www.savannahadventureclub.com

Savannah Area Landlord & Real Estate Investors Association

Learn to be a real estate investor or landlord. Group meets the second Tuesday of each month at the Spiva Law Group, 12020 Abercorn St. The doors open at 6:30 p.m. and the meeting begins at 7:30 p.m. Spiva Law Group, 12020 Abercorn St.

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Savannah Area Sacred Harp Singers

The public is invited to come and sing early American music and folk hymns from the shape note tradition. This non-denominational community musical activity emphasizes participation, not performance. Songs are from The Sacred Harp, an oblong songbook first published in 1844. Call 655-0994.

Savannah Art Association

Enjoy classes, informal “playshops” and shows on River Street and area businesses. Now accepting applications for new members. 2327731. . Senior Citizens Inc., 3025 Bull St.

Savannah Brewers’ League

Meets the first Wednesday of every month at 7:30 p.m. at Moon River Brewing Co., 21 W. Bay St. 447-0943. Call 447-0943 or visit www.hdb. org and click on Clubs, then Savannah Brewers League. Moon River Brewing Co., 21 W. Bay St.

Savannah Browns Backers

This is an official fan club recognized by the Cleveland Browns NFL football team. Meet with Browns fans to watch the football games and support your favorite team Sundays at game time at Tubby’s Tank House in Thunderbolt. The group holds raffles and trips and is looking into having tailgate parties in the future. Call Kathy Dust at 373-5571 or send e-mail to KMDUST4@hotmail.com or Dave Armstrong at Darmst0817@comcast.net or 925-4709. Tubby’s Tank House (Thunderbolt), 2909 River Dr. 912354-9040.

Savannah Council, Navy League of the United States

has a dinner meeting the fourth Tuesday of each month (except December) at 6 p.m. at the Hunter Club, Hunter Army Airfield. Call John Findeis at 748-7020. Hunter Army Airfield, 525

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meets the third Thursday at 6:30 p.m. at J.C. Lewis Ford, 9505 Abercorn St. An open cruisein is held the third Saturday at 6:30 p.m. at Kroger/Krystal across from the Savannah Mall on Abercorn Ext. Kenneth Brabham, 772-8362 or Leonard Kantziper at 354-1826. J.C. Lewis Ford, 9505 Abercorn St.

Savannah Energy Healers

Metaphysical and spiritual discussions on energy healing work through crystals, plant medicines, aromatherapy and more. Third Tuesday from 7-9 p.m., Southern Hemisphere Metaphysical Books & Gifts, 41 Habersham St. 234-6371. Southern Hemisphere, 41 Habersham St.

Savannah Newcomers Club

is open to all women who have been in the Savannah area for less than two years. Membership includes a monthly luncheon and program and, in addition, the club hosts a variety of activities, tours and events that will assist you in learning about Savannah and making new friends. Call 351-3171.

Savannah Fencing Club

offers beginning classes Tuesday and Thursday evenings for six weeks. Fees are $40. Some equipment is provided. After completing the class, you may become a member of the Savannah Fencing Club for $5 per month. Experienced fencers are welcome to join. Call 429-6918 or send email to savannahfencing@aol.com.

Savannah Parrot Head Club

Love a laid-back lifestyle? Beach, Buffet and no dress code. Check out savannahphc.com for the events calendar or e-mail mickie_ragsdale@ comcast.net.

Savannah Jaycees

for young professionals ages 21 to 39 is a Junior Chamber of Commerce that focuses on friendship, career development and community involvement. Meets the second and fourth Tuesday at 6:30 p.m. Dinner is included and there is no charge for guests. Call 961-9913 or visit www. savannahjaycees.com. Jaycee Building, 101 Atlas St.

Savannah Scooter Gang

Connecting local riders to swap tips, stories, parts, mods and secrets. No obligation other than networking, and possibly arranging a monthly weekend ride to take over the streets downtown. Show off your scoot and ride with pride -- put ‘em in a line and watch the stares. Contact Travis at pittsillustration@gmail.com or myspace.com/travispitts.

Savannah Kennel Club

meets every fourth Monday of the month from September through May at 7:30 p.m. at Ryan’s restaurant on Stephenson Avenue. It is an education organization dedicated to informing the public about current events in the world of dogs and those who love them.Those wishing to eat before the meeting are encouraged to arrive earlier. For details, visit www.savannahkennelclub.org. Ryan’s, Stephenson Ave.

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meets Thursdays from 7:30-8:30 a.m. at the First City Club. First City Club, 32 Bull St. 912238-4548. www.firstcityclub.com/

Savannah Toastmasters

helps you improve speaking and leadership skills in a friendly and supportive environment on Mondays at 6:15 p.m. at Memorial Health University Medical Center, Conference Room C. 352-1935. Memorial Health University Medical Center, 4700 Waters Avenue. 912-350-8000. www.memorialhealth.com/

Savannah Wine Lovers

A sometimes formal group that also sometimes just gets together to drink wine. Visit http:// groups.google.com/group/savannah-wine-lovers.

Savannah Writers Network

meets the second and fourth Tuesdays at 7pm at Books a Million to discuss, share and critique writing of fiction or non-fiction novels, essays or short stories. A meet-and-greet precedss the meeting at 6:30pm. Melissa Sanso, 441-0030. Books-A-Million, 8108 Abercorn St. 921-9258112. www.booksamillion.com/

Society for American Baseball Research

is an international fan and research group devoted to the great game of baseball. Persons interested in starting a chapter here should e-mail Jim Casey at bigtrain45@gmail.com. For information about the organization, visit www. SABR.org.

Southern Wings

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The name stands for Savannah True Animal Lovers Meeting Others. Informal dog walks are held Sundays (weather permitting). Meets at 5 p.m. at Canine Palace, 618 Abercorn St. (Time changes with the season.) Call 2343336. Canine Palace Inc, 618 Abercorn St. 912-234-3336. www.caninepalacesavannah. com

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Stitch-N’s

Knitting, spinning and crocheting Monday and Tuesday from 5-8pm and occasional Sunday 2-4pm at wild fibre, 409 E. Liberty. Jennifer Harey, 238-0514. wild fibre, 409 E. Liberty.

Sweet Adeline Chorus

rehearses weekly on Wednesdays from 7-9 p.m. in St. Joseph’s Hopsital’s meeting rooms. Contact vicky.mckinley1@comcast.net. St. Joseph’s Hospital, 11705 Mercy Blvd. 912-8194100. www.sjchs.org/

Tarde en Espanol

meets the last Wednesday orf every month at 6:30pm in different locations to practice spoken Spanish in a casual environment. 236-8566.

Telfair Academy Guild

will meet March 9, 10:15am. The program is “Glorious Baroque” on Dutch painting and music with Marla McWhorter and live musicians. Mary Ellen Fox, 598-1837. Through March 9. Jepson Center for the Arts, 207 York St. 912-790-8800. www.telfair.org/

Texas Hold ‘Em Tournaments

Free poker tournaments are held every week in Savannah, Hinesville and Statesboro. Free to play. Win prizes and gifts. Visit www.GUTSHOTGA.com for details.

The Armstrong Center

The Armstrong Center is available for meetings, seminars, workshops or social events. Classrooms, meeting space, auditorium and 6000-square-foot ballroom. 344-2951. Armstrong Atlantic State University, 11935 Abercorn St. 912-927-5277. about.armstrong. edu/Maps/index.html

The Cinemophiles

An eclectic bunch that enjoys all kinds of movies. Visit http:?/groups.google.com/group/ cinemophiles.

The Young Professionals of Savannah

An AfterHours networking social is held every third Thursday of the month. Visit www.ypsav. net, sign up for the e-newsletter and find out about other upcoming events, or call Leigh Johnson at 659-9846.

Theremin/Electronic Music Enthusiasts

A club for enthusiasts of electronic music and instruments, including the theremin, synths, Mooger Foogers, jam sessions, playing techniques, compositions, gigs, etc. Philip Neidlinger, theremin@neidlinger.us.

meets monthly at the American Legion Post 135, 1108 Bull St. Call James Crauswell at 927-3356. American Legion, Post 135, 1108 Bull St. 912-233-9277. will hold a party March 7, 7-11pm. $65 for members and $75 for guests to The First Tee of Savannah. www.yspav.net. Through March 7. Tantra Lounge, 8 East Broughton Street.

Dance African Dance & Drum

Learn the rhythms of West Africa with instructor Aisha Rivers. Classes are held every Sunday - drums at 4pm, dance at 5pm at 607 W. 37th St. $10/class. ayoluwa.org, 844-2582. Rhythms of West Africa, 607 W. 37th St.

Ballroom Dancing Lessons

Learn the Waltz, Fox Trot, Cha-Cha, Salsa, Swing, and more on six Sundays - Feb. 22, March 1, 8, 15, 22 and 29 from 4-5pm. $35/couple for JEA members, $60/couple non-members. Through March 29. Jewish Educational Alliance, 5111 Abercorn St. 912355-8111. www.savj.org/

Basic Ballroom Class

Learn the Swing and Salsa from the Moon River Dancers March 7, 1-3pm. $5. Beginners and singles are welcome. Through March 7. St. Frances Cabrini Church, 11500 Middleground Road.

Beginners Belly Dance Class

Classes are ongoing and all ages and skill levels welcome. Sunday. 11:40-12:40am. $10 per class, walk-ins welcome. Nicole Edge, kleokatt@gmail.com or 596-0889. Tantra Lounge, 8 East Broughton Street.

Belly Dance Classes

Taught by Nocturnelle. Contact Maya,3131619, nocturnellegbd@yahoo.com or www. nocturnelle.org.

Breffni Academy of Irish Dance

has opened a location in Richmond Hill and is accepting students. The academy is located at Life Moves Dance Studio, 10747 Ford Ave. For information, call Michael or Nicola O’Hara at 305-756-8243 or send e-mail to Dance@BreffniAcademy.com. Visit www.IrishDanceClasses.com.. Life Moves Dance Studio, 10747 Ford Ave. 912-756-8482. lifemovesdancestudio.com

C.C. Express Dance Team

meets every Wednesday from 6-8 p.m. at the Windsor Forest Recreation Building. Clogging or tap dance experience is necessary for this group. Call Claudia Collier at 748-0731. Windsor Forest Recreation Building, Windsor Forest.

Chicago-Style Steppin’ Lessons

TriUnity Opportunity Meeting

Every Thursday from 7-9 p.m. Also learn new line dances. Contact Tunya Coleman at 631-6700.

Tybee Performing Arts Society

The Highest Praise School of the Arts presents a workshop every 3rd Saturday at 10am for all ages. Free. 927-8601, overcomingbyfaith.org. Overcoming by Faith Ministries, 9700 Middleground Rd.

meets the first and third Thursdays of each month at 7 p.m. at the Best Western at I-95 and 204. Learn how to start a business from home. Free. Ask for Chris and Sandy Benton. Best Western, I-95 and Highway 204. meets the first Tuesday of the month at 6:30 p.m. at the old Tybee school All interested, please attend or send e-mail to ried793@ netscape.com. Old Tybee School, Tybee Island.

Urban Professionals

meets first Fridays at 7:30 p.m. at Vu at the Hyatt on Bay Street. If you’re not having fun, you’re not doing it right. Call 272-9830 or send e-mail to spannangela@hotmail.com. Hyatt Regency, 2 W. Bay St.

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Flamenco Enthusiasts

Dance or learn flamenco in Savannah with the Flamenco Cooperative. Meetings are held on Saturdays from 1 to 2:30 or 3 p.m. at the Maxine Patterson School of Dance. Any level welcome. If you would like to dance, accompany or sing, contact Laura Chason at laura_chason@yahoo.com. Maxine Patterson School of Dance, 2212 Lincoln St. 912-234-8745.

Gretchen Greene School of Dance

is accepting registration for fall classes in tap, ballet, lyrical, acrobatics, jazz and hip-hop for ages 3 and up. Adult tap classes are held Tuesday from 7:30-8:15 for beginners and

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Home Cookin’ Cloggers

meet every Thursday from 6-8 p.m. at Nassau Woods Recreation Building on Dean Forest Road. No beginner classes are being held at this time, however help will be available for those interested in learning. Call Claudia Collier at 748-0731. Nassau Woods Recreation Building, Dean Forest Road.

Islands Dance Academy and the Savannah Danse Theatre

Adult Ballet technique class, Tuesday and Thursday 10-11:30am. $15 a class or $95 for 8 classes. Men’s technique ballet class ages 12 and up, Fridays 4-5:30pm. $15 a class. Scholarships available. Partnering class Friday 5:306:30pm, free for men who take the technique class. Other classes: Adult Beginner- Intermediate Ballet, 7:30-8:30pm Monday and Thursday; Adult hip hop, youth, 7-8pm Tuesdays; Ballet, tap and jazz classes. 897-2102. Islands Dance Academy, 115 Charlotte Rd.

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Savannah Shag Club

Belly Dance for Fitness

Mahogany Shades of Beauty Inc.

Shag-Beach Bop-Etc. Savannah

Belly Dancing for Fun and Fitness

Ballet, pointe, tap, hip hop, jazz, lyrical, musical theater, partnering, and contemporary movement. Offering classes to all, ages 3 and up. 756.7426. kellycreekstudios.com offers dance classes, including hip hop, modern, jazz, West African, ballet, lyrical and step, as well as modeling and acting classes. All ages and all levels are welcome. Call Mahogany B. at 272-8329.

Pole Dancing Class

Learn dance moves and spins while working your abs, tone your legs and arms, a total body workout. Ladies Only! The only thing that comes off is your shoes. Classes are held Wendesdays at 7:30pm and on Fridays by request. Private parties available. Space is limited call in advance to make your reservation. $70 per month or $22 per class. Please call for further details 912-224-9667 or visit www.fitnessbodybalance. com. Fitness Body & Balance Personal Training Studio, 2209 Rowland Ave, Suite 2.

offers shag music every Wednesday and Friday at 7 p.m. at American Legion Post 36 on Victory Drive. American Legion Post 36, 2309 E. Victory Dr. 912-351-9033. www.legion.org/ hosts Magnificent Mondays from 6:30-11 p.m. at Double’s, Holiday Inn/Midtown, 7100 Abercorn St. Free basic shag, swing, salsa, cha cha, line dance and others are offered the first two Mondays and free shag lessons are offered. The lesson schedule is posted at www.shagbeachbop. com and announced each Monday. The dance lessons are held 6:30-7:30 p.m. Special cocktail prices are from 6:30-10 p.m. and their are hors d’ouerves. There is no cover charge. Everyone is invited and welcomed into club membership. Call 927-4784 or 398-8784 or visit www.shagbeachbop.com. Doubles Lounge, 7100 Abercorn Street. 912-352-7100.

Swing Dancing by Savannah Swing Catz

Free lesson and dance every Monday, 7:30-8pm lesson, 8-10pm open dancing. Tantra Lounge. 220-8096, info@SavannahSwingcatz.com. Free swing dance lesson and dance every Monday, 7:30-8pm, dancing from 8-10pm. Tantra Lounge 8 E. Broughton St. Free. 220-8096, info@SavannahSwingcatz.com. Tantra Lounge, 8 East Broughton Street.

The Next Step

Ballroom dance lessons will be held Feb. 22 and March 1, 8, 15, 22 and 29 at 4pm. $35 for JEA members & $60 for non-members. 355-8111. Through March 29. Jewish Educational Alliance, 5111 Abercorn St. 912-355-8111. www.savj.org/

The STUDIO

offers Ballet, Pointe, Modern, Jazz, Tap and Contemporary. Now accepting applications. Ages 7 and up must arrange a placement audition class. Adult Ballet with Karen Burns is Mon. Thurs. at 11 a.m. and Thursday at 5:30 p.m. and Adult Tap with Pat Alley is now signing up. Veronica Niebuhr, 695-9149, www.thestudiosav. com or thestudidosav@aol.com. The STUDIO, 2805-B Lacy Avenue. 912-356-8383. www. thestudiosav.com/

Two to Tango - Savannah Tango Group

Learn the dance while having fun Sundays from 1:30-3:30 at the Doris Martine Dance Studio, 7360 Skidaway Rd. $2 per person. Call 925-7416. Doris Martin Dance Studio, 7360 Skidaway Rd. 912-354-8089.

Youth Dance Program

The West Broad Street YMCA, Inc. presents its Instructional DanceProgram in jazz and ballet for kids 4 to 18. $30 per month for one class and $35 per month for both classes. Call 233-1951. YMCA-West Broad St, 1110 May St. 912-2331951.

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Student massage is offered at the Savannah School of Massage Therapy, Inc. Cost ranges from $30 to $40 for a one-hour massage and sessions are instructor supervised. Call 355-3011 for an appointment. The school is located at 6413B Waters Ave. www.ssomt.com. Savannah School of Massage Therapy, Inc, 6413 Waters Avenue. 912-355-3011. www.ssomt.com/

Acupuncture for Health

is available Monday thru Saturday at Hidden Well Acupuncture Center downtown. Traditional Chinese medical consultations and treatments are available with Fawn Smiley and Nicole Coughlin Ware. 233-9123, www.hiddenwellacupuncturecenter.com or hiddenwellacupuncture@gmail. com. Hidden Well Acupuncture Center, 318 East Huntingdon Street.

Ashram Savannah Yoga Co Op

Discounted class prices, open studio time and special events. www.ashramsavannah.com. Ashram Savannah, 2424 Drayton St.

Every Sunday from 12:50-1:50pm. $10 per classe, walk-ins welcome. Nicole Edge 5960889, kleokatt@gmail.com Tantra Lounge, 8 East Broughton Street. Colorful veils, jangling coin hip scarves, jingly rattling bracelets, exotic music are provided. Held Tuesdays at 1 pm and Saturdays at 3pm, cost is $20 per class. consistantintegrity@yahoo. com.

Cardiorespiratory Endurence Training

will be offered by Chatham County Park Services for persons 18 and up at Tom Triplett Park on Tuesdays from 5:30-6:30 p.m. and Thursdays from 8-9 a.m. Participants should wear comfortable clothing and will be required to sign a waiver form before participating. All classes are free. Call 652-6780 or 965-9629. Tom Triplett Community Park, U.S. Highway 80 West. 912652-6780.

Center for Wellbeing Hatha Yoga classes

are offered Monday and Wednesday from 5:30-6:30 p.m. Pre-register by calling 819-6463. Candler Heart and Lung Building, 5354 Reynolds Ave. 912- 819-6000. www.sjchs.org

Crossfit Hyperformance

meets mormings at 6:30am at Crossfit Hyperformance. Visit www.crossfirhyperformance.com. or call Jennifer at 224-0406 or Drew at 541-0530. Crossfit Hyperformance, 904 E 70th Street.

Energy Share

every first and third Friday of the month at a new integrated healing center located at 72nd and Sanders streets. Call Kylene at 713-3879.

Fit Lunch

FIT LUNCH - Join us for a 30 to 40 Minute workout on your lunch hour. Classes offered Monday, Wednesday & Friday from 10:45am until 2:00pm by Fitness Body & Balance Personal Training Studio. Classes are organized and led by 2 Certified Personal Trainers and will utilize a variety of training techniques which may include strength training, interval and cardio as well as core, balance and flexibility. Advanced booking required. Please call for further details 912-398-4776 or 912-224-9667. www.bodybalance.com. Fitness Body & Balance Personal Training Studio, 2209 Rowland Ave, Suite 2.

Fitness Classes at the JEA

Spin, firm it up, yoga, Pilates, water aerobics, Aquasize, senior fitness, Zumba and Krav Maga. Prices vary. Call for days and times. 355-8111. Jewish Educational Alliance, 5111 Abercorn St. 912-355-8111. www.savj.org/

Gentle Yoga

Gentle Yoga with Mary Ann is offered Wednesdays at 5:30 p.m. Participants must be 18 or older. Mat and blanket are required. Limited to 12 participants. Pre-register at adultenrichment@uusavanah.org or call 234-0980. Held at the Unitarian Universalist Church of Savannah upstairs in Phillippa’s Place. Unitarian Universalist Church of Savannah, 313 Harris St. 912-234-0980. www.uusavannah.org

Hip Hop Cardio

Monday and Thursday from 5:30-6:30pm. Taught by Mahogany. Registration is $40. $20 per month for members and $30 per month for non-members. West Broad Street YMCA, 1110 May St.

Kidz Fitness

an ongoing aerobic fitness class for children 6-13 with weight concerns. Meets Tuesdays and Thursdays from 5-5:45 p.m. at the Candler Hospital Wellness Center. Children must be members of the Candler Wellness Center. 819-8800. Candler Hospital, 5353 Reynolds St. 912-819-6000. www.sjchs.org/

Krav Maga -

Israeli Defensive Tactics and Hand-To-Hand Combat taught. Krav Maga is the official system for the Israeli Defense Forces and all the techniques focus on maximum efficiency in real-life conditions. Mon, Tues, Thurs 7:30pm & Tues, Thurs 11:45am. $90/month unlimited classes,

Ladies Livin Smart fitness club

provides nutritional education and exercise to encourage lifestyle changes at the St. Joseph’s/ Candler African-American Health Information and Resource Center, 1910 Abercorn St. at 5:30 p.m. Call 447-6605. Monday through Friday from 10 a.m. to 5 p.m. African-American Health Information & Resource Center, 1910 Abercorn St. 912-447-6605. www.sjchs.org/1844.cfm

Learn Kung Fu Today

The Temple of Martial Arts is a Kung Fu school where men and women of all levels of martial arts experience come together to learn the art of Wing Chun and Tai Chi. SiFu Michael, 4299241, youtube.com “Kung Fu in Savannah.” The Temple of Martial Arts, 407 E Montgomery Cross Rd, Ste B.

Martial Arts

For ages 7 to adult, taught by S.T. Morgan Wednesday and Friday 5:30-6:30pm and 6:307:30pm. Registration, $40. $20 per month for members and $30 per month for non-members. West Broad Street YMCA, 1110 May St.

Men On Weights

Designed for those who want to work out in a group setting with family and friends. For pricing call 898-7714. Spine & Sport, 22 West Oglethorpe Ave.

Mindful Fitness Membership Price Plan

$25 per month includes entry into all the Center for WellBeing classes. Pre-register in Suite 120 in the Candler Heart & Lung building. 819-6463. Candler Heart and Lung Building, 5354 Reynolds Ave. 912- 819-6000. www.sjchs.org

Mommy and Baby Yoga Classes

are held Wednesdays from 10:30 a.m. to 11:45 a.m. at the Savannah Yoga Center, 1321 Bull St. Infants must be 6 weeks to 6 months, precrawling. The cost is $13 per class. Multi-class discounts are available. The instructor is Betsy Boyd Strong. Walk-ins are welcome. Call 4416653 or visit www.savannahyoga.com. Savannah Yoga Center, 1321 Bull St. 912-232-2994. www. savannahyoga.com/

Moms in Motion

A pre and post-natal exercise program is offered by St. Joseph’s/Candler Center for WellBeing. The cost is $30 per month. Call 819-6463. Candler Hospital, 5353 Reynolds St. 912-819-6000. www.sjchs.org/

Pilates Classes

are offered every Tuesday and Thursday from 6-7 p.m. at the St. Joseph’s/Candler Center for WellBeing. Pre-register by calling 819-6463. Candler Hospital, 5353 Reynolds St. 912-8196000. www.sjchs.org/

Private Kung Fu Classes

offered at the Temple of Martial Arts, Savannah’sonly Wing Chun and Tai Chi Kung Fu School. SiFu Michael,429-9241, www.youtube. com “Kung Fu in Savannah” . The Temple of Martial Arts, 407 E Montgomery Cross Rd, Ste B.

Reiki Level II Training

Reiki can assist in healing the emotional, mental, physical and spiritual bodies, increase connection and awareness with the higher self and the universe. Classes are 1-6 pm at Southern Hemisphere, 41 Habersham St. $200.00. 2346371. Southern Hemisphere, 41 Habersham St.

Reiki Treatments

Reiki master Dante Santiago is trained in Usui Reiki Ryoho. Fifty-minute sessions are $60 and 50-minute in-studio sessions are $45. Call 6601863 for times and appointments.

Rolf Method Bodywork

for posture, chronic pain and alignment of body/mind/spirit. Jeannie Kelley, LMT, certified advanced Rolf practitioner. www.islandsomatherapy.com, 843-422-2900. Island Somathera-

py, 127 Abercorn Street.

Salsa Classes

Learn Salsa “Rueda de Casino” style every Wednesday, from 6-7pm Beginner, 7-8pm Intermediate, at the Delaware Recreation Center, 1815 Lincoln St. Grace, 234-6183 or Juan, 330-5421. Delaware Recreation Center, 1815 Lincoln St.

Savannah Meditation and Energy Flow Meetup Group

Meet to practice meditation and discuss related topics. Expand your awareness, reduce stress and increase clarity, focus, and health. www. ellenfarrell.com, or to RSVP, www.meetup. com/Meditation-Savannah

Savannah Yoga Center

Located at 1321 Bull St. Call 441-6653 or visit www.savannahyoga.com for schedule of classes, times and fees. Savannah Yoga Center, 1321 Bull St. 912-232-2994. www.savannahyoga.com/

Senior Power Hour

is a program for people over 55. Health and wellness professionals help reach fitness goals. The program may include, but isn’t limited to, strength training, cardio for the heart, flexibility, balance, basic healthy nutrition and posture concerns. Call 898-7714.

Tai Chi Classes

St. Joseph’s/Candler Center for Wellbeing offers classes Mondays and Fridays from 10:30-11:30 a.m. and Tuesdays and Thursdays from 5:306:30 p.m. Pre-register by calling 819-6463. Candler Heart and Lung Building, 5354 Reynolds Ave. 912- 819-6000. www.sjchs.org

The Yoga Room

Visit www.thesavannahyogaroom.com or call 898-0361 for a schedule of classes, times and fees. Savannah Yoga Room, 115 Charlotte Dr. 912-898-0361. www.thesavannahyogaroom.com/

Tybee Island Sunrise Boot Camp

is held Monday – Friday from 6-7am. Park at North Beach parking lot and go over first crossover. Bring a mat. Three days of strength training and two days of cardio. Vicki Lyn, 596-3009. No prices at this time, but contributions accepted. North Beach, Tybee Island.

Wing Chun Kung Fu

Effective for everyone, regardless of size, strength or gender. Developed by women, for women, and geared for smaller or weaker individuals to enable themselves to defend against strong or aggressive attackers. Temple of Martial Arts, $75 a month for 12 sessions. 429-9241. youtube.com “Kung Fu in Savannah.” The Temple of Martial Arts, 407 E Montgomery Cross Rd, Ste B.

Women on Weights

of women. It is a series of one hour training sessions led by a Certified Personal Trainer who develops different routines throughout the month. The routines may include but are not limited to, Strength Training, Cardio Training for the Heart, Flexibility, Balance and Weight Management. The group meets two times a week for one hour each session. For pricing call 898-7714.

Yoga at the Telfair!

will begin Jan. 17. Savannah Yoga Center director Kelley Boyd will guide the class through beginner and intermediate yoga positions while incorporating various aspects of the artwork on display. Bring a yoga mat and towel, and dress appropriately. Saturdays at 9:45am. Drop-ins welcome. $14 per session. 790-8823. will begin Jan. 17. Savannah Yoga Center director Kelley Boyd will guide the class through beginner and intermediate yoga positions while incorporating various aspects of the artwork on display. Bring a yoga mat and towel, and dress appropriately. Saturdays at 9:45am. Drop-ins welcome. $14 per session. 790-8823. Jepson Center for the Arts, 207 York St. 912-790-8800. www.telfair.org/

Yoga In the Park

Presented by the Savannah Food Coop, a paywhat-you-can yoga class in the south field of Forsyth Park. Bring a large towel or yoga mat. Wednesdays 9:30-10:45am. Pay-what-youcan/$12 suggested, www.savannahcoop.com.

Yoga Teacher Training Institute

A 200-hour Basic Yoga Teacher Training program is offered at Savannah Yoga Center. It meets Yoga Alliance standards, and graduates will receive a certificate and be eligible for certification by the alliance. The cost for the entire course is $1,500. Call 441-6653 or visit www.savannahyoga.com. Savannah Yoga Center, 1321 Bull St. 912-2322994. www.savannahyoga.com/

Yogalates Classes

are offered by St. Joseph’s/Candler Center for WellBeing on Thursdays from 5:45-6:45 p.m. in Suite 203 of the Candler Heart and Lung Building, 5356 Reynolds St. The cost is $30 for four sessions or $50 for eight sessions. Call 819-6463. Candler Hospital, 5353 Reynolds St. 912-819-6000. www.sjchs.org/

Zumba Fitness

Classes are being held every week in the Pooler and Rincon areas. Zumba is a fusion of Latin and international music, dance themes that create a dynamic, exciting and effective fitness system. No dance partner is required. Participants of all ages and shapes are encouraged to attend. The cost is $7 per class. For location and info, contact Carmen at 484-1266 or calexe@ comcast.net.

Spine & Sports Personal Training offers the Women on Weights (WOW) Program. The WOW Program is designed to meet the specific needs

Meets the first Monday at 6:30 p.m. at FCN’s office, 307 E. Harris St., 2nd floor. 236-CITY or www.firstcitynetwork.org. First City Network, 307 E Harris St. 912-236-CITY. www.firstcitynetwork.net/

Gay AA Meeting

meets Sunday and Wednesday at 7:30 p.m. at 311 E. Macon St. For information, contact Ken at 398-8969. Gay AA, 311 E. Macon St.

Georgia Equality Savannah

is the local chapter of Georgia’s largest gay rights group. 104 W. 38th St. 944-0996. Georgia Equality Savannah, 104 W. 38th St.

Savannah Pride Red Party

The First City Network’s First Saturday Social and annual Pride Red Party. Donations will benefit the Savannah Gay & Lesbian Film Society. March 7, 7:30pm-1am. Free. www.myspace. com/savannahpride. Through March 7. Old Barnard Street Firehouse, 2202 Barnard St.

Savannah Pride, Inc.

meets on the first Wednesday of every month at 6:30 p.m. at the FCN office located at 307 E. Harris St. Everyone is encouraged to attend, for without the GLBT community, there wouldn’t be a need for Pride. Call Patrick Mobley at 224-3238. First City Network, 307 E Harris St. 912-236-CITY. www.firstcitynetwork.net/

Stand Out Youth -- Savannah

A Gay, Lesbian, Bisexual, Transgender and Questioning youth organization. Meets every Friday at 7 p.m. at the FCN building located at 307 E. Harris St. Call 657-1966, email info@ standoutyouth.org or visit www.standoutyouth. org. First City Network, 307 E Harris St. 912236-CITY. www.firstcitynetwork.net/

What Makes A Family

is a children’s therapy group for children of GLBT parents. Groups range in age from 10 to 18 and are held twice a month. Call 352-2611.

Health Better Breathers of Savannah

meets to discuss and share information on C.O.P.D. and how people live with the disease. For info, call Dicky at 665-4488 or dickyt1954@ yahoo.com.

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discount for students, military, L.E., F.D. 308 7109, roger@ccs-savannah.com. Jewish Educational Alliance, 5111 Abercorn St. 912-355-8111. www.savj.org/

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Community Cardiovascular Council, Inc.

Control your high blood pressure. Free blood pressure checks and information at the Community Cardiovascular Council at 1900 Abercorn St. Monday through Friday from 9 a.m. to 4 p.m. 232-6624. Community Cardiovascular Council, 1900 Abercorn St.

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is a non-profit organization that provides free medical care for uninsured individuals who work or live in Chatham County and do not qualify for Medicare or Medicaid. All patients receive free examinations, medicine through the patient assistance program and free lab work. Women receive free pap tests and mammograms. Call 692-1451 to see if you qualify for services. Located at 310 Eisenhower Dr., No. 5, Medical Center. Community Health Mission, Inc, 310 Eisenhower Dr., Suite 6.

Dress in Blue Day

on March 6 to promote awarenss of National Colorectal Cancer Awareness Month. To get screened, call the Nancy N. and J.C. Lewis Cancer & Research Pavilion, 819-5704. Through March 6.

E-Z Imagery Weight Loss

A holistic approach to weight loss, used by Tiger Woods, Matt Damon and Kevin Costner. Free introductory session. Michael J. 7045902 or 354-6223.

Eating Disorders/Self Harm Support Group

A 12-step group for people with eating disorders and self-harm disorders. For information, call Brandon Lee at 927-1324.

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Every Step Counts Survivor Walk

This monthly cancer survivors’ walk is free and open to all survivors and their loved ones. Call DeDe Cargill at 398-6654.

Free blood pressure checks and blood sugar screenings

are conducted at three locations within St. Joseph’s/Candler. From 8:30 a.m. to 12:30 p.m. and 5:15-7 p.m. every Tuesday and Thursday, checks will be offered at the St. Joseph’s/Candler African-American Health Information and Resource Center, 1910 Abercorn St. Call 447-6605 to make an appointment. Checks are offered every Monday from 10 a.m. to noon at the Smart Senior office, No. 8 Medical Arts Center. No appointment is necessary. Checks will be offered Monday through Friday from 10 a.m. to 2 p.m. at St. Mary’s Community Center at 812 W. 36th St. Call 447-0578. AfricanAmerican Health Information & Resource Center, 1910 Abercorn St. 912-447-6605. www.sjchs.org/1844.cfm

Free hearing & speech screening

Every Thursday morning from 9-11 a.m. at the Savannah Speech and Hearing Center, 1206 E. 66th Street. Call 355-4601. Savannah Speech and Hearing Center, 1206 E 66th St. 912-3554601. www.savannahspeechandhearing.org/

Free Vision Screenings

are offered to the public Monday, Tuesday and Friday from 11 a.m. to 5 p.m. at Sam’s Club Optical-Savannah. No membership is required. Call 352-2844. Sam’s Club Optical, 1975 E. Montgomery Cross Rd.

Hearing Aid Funds Available for Infants and Children

The Coastal Health District’s Universal Newborn Hearing and Screening Initiative (UNHSI has funds available for the purchase of hearing aid devices for infants and children 3 and under who qualify and live in Bryan, Camden, Chatham, Effingham, Glynn, Liberty, Long and McIntosh Counties. For info, contact Jackie King at 691-6882 or toll-free at 1-866647-0010.

Help for Iraq War Veterans www.toothpastefordinner.com

A method used at Fort Campbell to treat lack of sleep, anger, flashbacks, nightmares and emotional numbness in veterans is available

in Savannah. 927-3432.

HIV/AIDS and STD awareness training

My Brothaz Home, Inc., a local nonprofit HIV/AIDS organization, offers free HIV/AIDS and STD awareness training, risk reduction counseling and prevention case management to individual males and groups of males. Upon completion of the training, a monetary incentive and educational materials will be given to each participant. Call 231-8727. My Brothaz H.O.M.E., 211 Price St. 912-231-8727. www. mybrothazhome.org/Welcome.html

Hypnobirthing Childbirth Classes

are being offered at the Family Health and Birth Center in Rincon. The group classes offer an opportunity for couples to learn the child birthing process together, while providing a very integral role to the companion participating. Classes provide specialized breathing and guided imagery techniques designed to reduce stress during labor. All types of births are welcome. Classes run monthly, meeting Saturdays for three consecutive weeks. To register, call The Birth Connection at 843-683-8750 or e-mail Birththroughlove@ yahoo.com. Family Health & Birth Center, 119 Chimney Rd. 912-826-4155. www.themidwifegroup.com/

HypnoBirthing Classes

Learn to birth in a calm and gentle environment without fear. Uses relaxation, meditation and guided imagery to achieve the birthing experience you desire. Tiffany, tiffany@savannahdoula.com. A philosophy and a technique of childbirth education. First group session begins March 11, 6=8:30pm. 232-1022, 8442762.

Kidney/Pancreas Transplant Clinic

is offered by St. Joseph’s/Candler and Emory. Patients can receive pre and post-operative care at the clinic rather than travel to Atlanta. Call Karen Traver, R.N. Transplant Coordinator, at 819-8350. Candler Hospital, 5353 Reynolds St. 912-819-6000. www.sjchs.org/

La Leche League of Savannah

Mothers wishing to find out more about breastfeeding are invited to attend a meeting on the first Tuesday of every month at 6:30 pm. La Leche League of Savannah is a breastfeeding support group for new and expectant mothers. La Leche League Leaders of Savannah are also available by phone or email for anyone who needs more information. 897-9261, www.lllusa.org/web/SavannahGA. html. Family Health and Birth Center, 1692 Chatham Parkway.

Mammograms

St. Joseph’s/Candler will be performing mammograms to screen for breast cancer in its mobile screening unit Feb. 10 at LargoTibet Elementary School;Feb. 11 at the Bryan Counth Health Dept., Richmond Hill; and Feb. 17 at SJC Medical Group, Rincon. For appointments, call 819-6800. SJ/C accepts most insurance plans. Financial assistance is available to women who qualify. Candler Hospital, 5353 Reynolds St. 912-819-6000. www.sjchs.org/

Man to Man Prostate Cancer Support Group

meets the second Wednesday of the month at 6pm on the 2nd floor of the Lewis Cancer & Research Pavilion. 355-5196. Nancy N. and J.C. Lewis Cancer & Research Pavilion, 225 Reynolds Ave.

Meditation and Energy Flow Group

Meet with others who practice meditation or want to learn how, discuss techniques, & related areas of holistic health, healing, Reiki, Energy Medicine, CAM. Reduce stress, increase peace & health! www.ellenfarrell. com, http://meditation.meetup.com/490

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Memorial Health blood pressure check

are offered free every Tuesday and Thursday from 7:30-9:30 a.m. at GenerationOne. 3507587. Memorial Health University Medical Center, 4700 Waters Avenue. 912-350-8000. www.memorialhealth.com/

Memorial Health CPR training

FitnessOne provides American Heart Association courses each month to certify individuals in infant, child and adult CPR. The cost is $30. Call 350-4030 or visit www.memorialhealth. com. Memorial Health University Medical Center, 4700 Waters Avenue. 912-350-8000. www.memorialhealth.com/

Narcotics Anonymous

When at the end of the road you find that you no longer can function with or without drugs, there’s a simple, spiritual, non-religious program known as Narcotics Anonymous. Call 238-5925 for the Savannah Lowcountry Area Narcotics Anonymous meeting schedule.

Planned Parenthood Hotline

First Line is a statewide hotline for women who want information on health services. Open every night from 7-11p.m. 1-800-2647154.

Positive Healthy Appraches to Better Nutrition

Customized motivational programs that incorporate focus, fitness and enjoyment of food based on your individual vision for optimal health and wellness. www.phabnutrition.com.

Smoke Stoppers

St. Joseph’s/Candler group-facilitated smoking cessation program offers an intensive class in 7 sessions over 3 weeks featuring a wide range of proven-effective strategies to help smokers control their urges, manage nicotine withdrawal and stress and avoid weight gain. The cost is $100. Call 819-6718. Candler Hospital, 5353 Reynolds St. 912-8196000. www.sjchs.org/

Stop Smoking Through Hypnosis

No pills, patches, gum, lasers, weight gain, withdrawal or side effects. 15 years expereince. 927-3432.

Stress Reduction

Individual introductory session to The Work of Byron Katie includes a short DVD, several handouts and trying these tools out. Introductory fee is $40. Contact Ursula Sterling at 598-2821 or sterlingu@bellsouth.net for an appointment.

Team Savannah Wellness

A group dedicated to imrpoving the quality of lives in the Five Pillars of Health: mind, body, family, society and finances. Meets every second and fourth Tuesday at 5:30pm in the meeting room of The Woods Complex on Hodgson Memorial Drive. 656-2952, www. chaienergy@bellsouth.net. The Woods Complex, Hodgson Memorial Drive.

The Quit Line

a toll-free resource that provides counseling, screening, support and referral services for all Georgia residents 18 or older and concerned parents of adolescents who are using tobacco. Call 1-877-270-STOP or visit www.unitegeorgia.com.

Weight Loss

Lose weight with Guided Imagery and Hypnosis. No pills, diets or surgery. 927-3432.

Weight Loss Through Hypnosis

Take the stress out of weight loss. Studies have shown that people who use hypnosis lose 60 percent more weight than with any other method. For info, call 927-3432.

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Boat owners, photographers and other volunteers are needed to help conduct scientific research which will take place one weekend during the months of January, April, July and October. Must be at least 18 years old. Next workshop is Feb. 1, 2pm. at the Richmond Hill Historical Museum. Call 727-3177, visit www. TheDolphinProject.org.or e-mail gadolphin@ comcast.net.

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Forestkeeper 1st Saturdays

Volunteers will help evaluate canopy trees in Chatham County. Feb. 7, 10am-noon and every first Saturday of the month. L. Scott Stell Community Park. Free. 233-TREE or www. savannahtreefoundation.com. L. Scott Stell Community Park, 195 L. Scott Stell Road.

Take a walk on the wild side

The Oatland Island Wildlife Center offers a 2-mile Native Animal Nature Trail that winds through maritime forest, freshwater wetland and salt marsh habitats, and features live native animal exhibits. Located 5 miles east of downtown off the Islands Expressway. Open daily from 10-4 except Thanksgiving, Christmas and New Years. Admission is $5 over 17, and $3 seniors/military/children ages 4-17. 898-3980, www.oatlandisland.org. Oatland Island Wildlife Center, 711 Sandtown Rd. 912898-3980. www.oatlandisland.org/

Tybee Island Marine Science Center

Visit the center to discover the Georgia coast. The exhibits and aquariums are home to more than 100 species of fish, reptiles, amphibians, corals and other interesting sea creatures. The center offers Beach Discovery and marsh walks. Aquarium hours are 9 a.m. to 5 p.m., Wednesday through Monday, and from 9 a.m. to noon on Tuesday. Admission is $4 for adults and $3 for children, ages 3-16. Senior, military and AAA discounts are available. Call 786-5917 or visit www.tybeemsc.org. Tybee Island Marine Science Center, 1510 Strand. 912-786-5917. www.tybeemsc.org/

Whole Earth Celebration

A visionary conference for men and women March 20-22 at Palm Key, SC. www.islandsomatherapy.com. Through March 20.

Pets & Animals A Walk in the Park

Professional pet sitting, boarding, dog walking and house sitting services offered in downtown Savannah and the nearby islands. All jobs accepted are performed by the owner to ensure the safety of your pets. Trust your pets with someone who loves them as much as you do. Local references available. Please call 401.2211 or email lesleycastle@gmail.com to make a reservation for your pet.

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Dog Yoga

The Yoga Room will hold a dog yoga class every first Sunday of the month at 2 p.m. at Forsyth Park. The cost is a $10 donation, with all donations given to Save-A-Life. Bring a mat or blanket and a sense of humor. Yoga for dogs is a fun way to relax and bond with your four-legged pet. Great for all levels and all sizes. 898-0361 or www.thesavannahyogaroom.com. Forsyth Park, 501 Whitaker St. 912-233-6800.

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Learn to relax through non-religious meditation. Instruction and practice followed by Q&A. Thursdays, 6-7pm. $5. Small World Therapeutic Massage on Whitemarsh Island (next to Jalapeno’s). 897-7979. Small World Therapeutic Massage, 115 Charlotte Dr.

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Feral Cat Trap Loan Program

The Milton Project is starting this program so that feral cats can be spayed or neutered. The deposit for the trap is $25 and is refunded at the time of return if the trap is cleaned and in good working condition. If the trap is damaged, replacement value is $65. The traps will be loaned out for 1 week at a time. Traps cannot be used for capturing feral cats for Animal Control or any other entity that may destroy them. Persons using the traps are responsible for the spay/neuter costs. Call 351-4151 or email traploan@ coastalpetrescue.org.

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with free transport. Vaccines are available. Service is provided 11 counties in Georgia, including Chatham and Effingham, and South Carolina. Call the Spay/Neuter Alliance and Clinic at 843645-2500 or visit www.snac1.com. Spay/Neuter Alliance & Clinic, 21 Getsinger Street. 843-6452509. www.snac1.com/

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Coastal Pet Rescue is asking area businesses to collect ink and toner cartridges at their offices. This fund-raiser will help with regular vet care for rescued pets. Contact Christy at 354-3021 or ecycle@coastalpetrescue.org to arrange for cartridge pickup.

Savannah Kennel Club

The club meets monthly on the fourth Monday at 7 p.m. from September through May at Fire Mountain restaurant on Stephenson Avenue. Those who wish to eat before the meeting are encouraged to come earlier. Call 656-2410 or visit www.savannahkennelclub.org. Fire Mountain, 209 Stephenson Ave.

St. Almo

The name stands for Savannah True Animal Lovers Meeting Others. Informal dog walks are held Sundays (weather permitting). Meet at 5 p.m. at Canine Palace, 618 Abercorn St. Time changes with season. Call for time change. Call 234-3336. Canine Palace Inc, 618 Abercorn St. 912-2343336. www.caninepalacesavannah.com

Readings & Signings Circle of Sister/Brotherhood Book Club

meets the last Sunday at 4 p.m. at the AfricanAmerican Health Information & Resource Center, 1910 Abercorn St. Call 447-6605. African-American Health Information & Resource Center, 1910 Abercorn St. 912-447-6605. www. sjchs.org/1844.cfm

Nutcase

New York Times best-selling author Charlotte Hughes will sign her new book, “Nutcase,” which is set in Georgia. She is best known for the “Full” series with Janet Evanovich. March 8, 2pm. Free. Through March 8. Barnes & Noble, 7804 Abercorn Street.

Tea time at Ola’s

is a new book discussion group that meets the fourth Tuesday at 1 p.m. at the Ola Wyeth Branch Library, 4 E. Bay St. Call Beatrice Wright at 652-3660. Bring your ideas and lunches. Tea will be provided. 232-5488 or 652-3660. Ola Wyeth Branch Library, 4 E Bay St. 912-232-5488. www. liveoakpl.org/

Religious & Spiritual A Lenten School of Religion

The Savannah Convocation of Episcopal Churches present a five-part program March 3, 10, 17, 24 and 31 at 7pm. Compline will follow at 8:15pm. Free. 355-3110. Through March 31. St. Thomas Episcopal Church, 2 St. Thomas Ave.

Calling All Christians

Open prayer will be held the second Thursday of the month from 4-4:20 p.m. at the Forsyth Park fountain. Call Suzanne at 232-3830. Forsyth Park, 501 Whitaker St. 912-233-6800.

Chanted Office of Compline

The Service of Compline, ”Saying good night to God,” is chanted Sunday evenings at 9 p.m. by the Compline Choir of Christ Church Savannah, located on Johnson Square. Christ Church, 28 Bull St. 232-4131.

Christian Businessmen’s Committee

meets for a prayer breakfast every Tuesday at 6:30 a.m. at Piccadilly Cafeteria in the Oglethorpe Mall, 7804 Abercorn St. Call 898-3477. Oglethorpe Mall, 7804 Abercorn Ext. 912-3547038. www.oglethorpemall.com/

DrUUming Circle

is held the first Saturdays at 7:30 p.m. at Unitarian Universalist Church of Savannah on Troup Square at Habersham and Macon streets. Drummers, dancers and the drum-curious are welcome. Call 234-0980 or visit uusavannah.org. Unitarian Universalist Church of Savannah, 313 Harris St. 912-234-0980. www.uusavannah.org

Introduction to (Vipassana) Mindfulness Meditation

An ongoing class for beginners and experienced practitioners that offers a weekly interactive talk on the foundations of the practice of Mindfulness Meditation, followed by a period of meditation. Mondays 6-7:30pm. 307 E. Harris St. Drop-ins, $14, 8-week package $80. Rev. Fugon Cindy Beach. 429-7265 or cindy@alwaysoptions.com. Mindfulness Meditation, 307 E. Harris St.

Live Web-streaming

Attend church from home Sundays at 9 and 11am with Pastor Ricky Temple and Overcoming by Faith Ministries. Log onto www.overcomingbyfaith.org, click ‘Watch Now’. 927-8601. Overcoming by Faith Ministries, 9700 Middleground Rd.

Meditation Group

Meets Tuesdays and Wednesdays, Feb. 10March 20, noon-12:30pm. Free, 224-2120, uusavannah.org. Through March 20. Unitarian Universalist Church of Savannah, 313 Harris St. 912-234-0980. www.uusavannah.org

Meditators Unite!

Beginner to advanced meditators unite to practice meditation, raise the vibration. Discuss metaphysics, holistic approach to healing, Reiki, Energy Medicine, Spirit Connection, etc. www. ellenfarrell.com or to RSVP, www.meetup. com/Meditation-Savannah

Metaphysics For Everyday Self-Mastery

A series of metaphysical/New Thought classes at The Freedom Path Science of Life Center, 619 W 37th St., Mondays 8pm, with Adeeb Shabazz. $10 suggested donation, 1-877-494-8629, www. freedompathonline.org, freedompath@yshoo. com. The Freedom Path Science of Life Center, 619 W 37th St.

Midweek Bible Study

Midweek Bible Study is offered every Wednesday at noon at Montgomery Presbyterian Church. Bring your lunch and your Bible. 352-4400 or mpcsavannah.com. Montgomery Presbyterian Church, 10192 Ferguson Avenue. 912-352-4400. www.montgomerypresbyterian.com/

Music Ministry for Children & Youth

at White Bluff United Methodist Church is now known as Pneuma, the Greek work for breath. “Every breath we take is the breath of God.” The children’s choir for 3 years through second grade will be known as Joyful Noise and the youth choir grades 3-5 will be known as Youth Praise. Joyful Noise will meet Sundays from 4-5 p.m. and Youth Praise will meet Sundays from 5-6 p.m. Call Ronn Alford at 925-9524 or visit www.wbumc.org. White Bluff United Methodist Church, 11911 White Bluff Rd. 912-925-5924. www.wbumc.org/

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An open forum is held every Wednesday at 7 p.m. at 223 E. Gwinnett St. Nicodemus by Night, 223 E. Gwinnett St.

Noonday Downtown Bible Study

with Pastor Ricky Temple every Wednesday at noon. Free lunch provided. 927-8601, www. overcomingbyfaith.org. 927-8601 , Through May 27. Savannah Theatre, 222 Bull Street. 912-2337764. www.savannahtheatre.com

Psych-K Workshop

Learn a technique through hands-on practice that you can apply to relationships, productivity, prosperity, health, grief and more. Saturday April 4, 9am–4pm and Sunday April 5, 9am–10:30am and 1:15pm–5pm at Unity of Savannah, 2320 Sunset Blvd. $350 or $250 with “bring a buddy” discount. 355-4704, www.unitysavannah.org, http://home.hiwaay.net/~north/ or Marguerite Berrigan at 247-6484. Through April 4. Unity Church of Savannah, 2320 Sunset Blvd. 912-3554704. www.unityofsavannah.org/

Quakers (Religious Society of Friends)

Quakers (Religious Society of Friends) meet Sundays, 11 a.m. at Trinity United Methodist Church, 225 W. President St., Savannah. Call Janet Pence at 247-4903. Trinity United Methodist Church, 225 West President St. 912-233-4766. www.trinitychurch1848.org/

ARIES

(March 21-April 19) “You never want a serious crisis to go to waste,” said Rahm Emanuel, President Obama’s chief of staff. “It’s an opportunity to do things that you think you could not do before.” While your crisis is nowhere near as pressing as those faced by Obama’s team, Aries, I recommend that you adopt a similar attitude in the coming days. Just assume that any breakdowns you experience will allow you to make breakthroughs that were previously impossible. Take advantage of a spiritual emergency to accomplish a spiritual emergence. As you deal with a scary trial, use it as an impetus to find a sacred trail.

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CANCER

(June 21-July 22) Scientists and fundamentalist Christians don’t share much common ground, but one thing most of them agree on devoutly: There’s no such thing as reincarnation. Now I’m pleased to be able to offer you the chance to rebel against their dogmatic delusion. You see, Cancerian, it’s an excellent time to try out the hypothesis that you have lived many times before and will live many times again. For one week, act as if it were true, and see how it changes the way you feel, think, and act. What if everything you do has repercussions forever?

TAURUS

LEO

SGI-USA is an American Buddhist movement for world peace that practices Nichiren Buddhism by chanting NAM MYOHO RENGE KYO. For information, call SGI-USA at 232-9121.

Your key theme for the week is “Healthy Obsessions.” Not “Melodramatic Compulsions” or “Exhausting Crazes” or “Manias That Make You Seem Interesting to Casual Bystanders,” but “Healthy Obsessions.” To carry out your assignment in the right way, you will have to take really good care of yourself as you concentrate extravagantly on tasks that fill you with zeal. This may require you to rebel against the influences of role models, both in your actual life and in the movies you’ve seen, who act as if getting sick and imbalanced is an integral part of being true to one’s genius.

Offers a spiritual solution to any problem. Tony, 655-4591.

GEMINI

A sllent witness for peace that will be held in Johnson Square the fourth Sunday of every month from 1-2pm until the occupation ends. Sponsored by the Unitarian Universalist Social Justice and Action Committee. 224-7456, 231-2252, 234-0980, uusavannah.org Johnson Square, Bull & Abercorn Sts.

The closest modern relative of the Tyrannosaurus rex may be the chicken, says geneticist John Asara. He came to this conclusion after studying traces of tissue from a 68- million-year-old bone of the king of dinosaurs. I invite you to draw inspiration from this theory, Gemini. Try the following thought experiment. Envision a couple of monstrous influences from your past -- big bad meanies who hurt you or scared you. Imagine they were like Tyrannosaurus rexes back then. Close your eyes and see their faces glaring from the beast’s skull. But then imagine that in the intervening months and years they have devolved and shrunk. Picture them now as clucking chickens pecking at seeds in the dirt. Can you see their faces at the top of

This horoscope presents three clues for you to work with. Here’s the first: I know a psychotherapist’s son who, while growing up, rarely received the benefits of his father’s psychological expertise. “The shoemaker’s child has no shoes,” my friend says. Here’s your second clue: In the Bible’s book of Mark, Jesus declares, “A prophet is not without honor, except in his own country, and among his own relatives, and in his own house.” The third clue: A neurologist of my acquaintance suffers from migraine headaches that he has been unable to cure. Now, Leo, I invite you to meditate on how these alienations may reflect situations that you’re experiencing. If they sound familiar, take action. It’s prime time to heal them.

Realizing The God Within

A series of Metaphysical/New Thought classes presented by The Freedom Path Science of Life Center, featuring metaphysical minister and local author Adeeb Shabazz. Mondays at 8pm. Suggested donation $10. The Freedom Path Science of Life Center, 619 W 37th St. 877-4948629. www.freedompathonline.org

Recruiting Church Launch Team

If you are interested in becoming part of an innovative multi-cultural church startup in West Chatham, contact Steve at 748-6439 or see www. ekklesiasavannah.org. .

Seek with your Own Eyes

Help in matters of money, love, health and life. 604-5639 or caraleri5@gmail.com.

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The Savannah Zen Center

Located at 307 E. Harris St. Soto Zen Meditation offered weekday mornings 7:30-8:30am; Tuesday evenings 6-6:30pm with Study Group following from 6:30-7:30pm; Friday evenings from 6-6:30pm. Sundays from 9-10:30am which includes a Dharma talk. Donations accepted. Rev. Fugon Cindy Beach, 429-7265, cindy@ alwaysoptions.com. The Savannah Zen Center, 307 E. Harris St.

Unitarian Universalist Beloved Community Church

Services begin Sunday at 11 a.m. at 707 Harmon St. Coffee and discussion follow each service. Religious education for grades 1-8 is offered. For information, call 233-6284 or 786-6075, e-mail UUBC2@aol.com. Celebrating diversity. Working for justice. Unitarian Universalist Beloved Community Church, 707 Harmon St.

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VIRGO

3. spin you around in dizzying yet oddly pleasurable circles, shaking up your notions about how to keep intimacy both interestingly unpredictable and soothingly stable.

LIBRA

(Sept. 23-Oct. 22) Cartoonist Gary Larson defines luposlipaphobia as the fear of being pursued by timber wolves around a kitchen table while wearing socks on a newly-waxed floor. According to my reading of the astrological omens, there is a real danger you could fall victim to that deluded phobia. And it is definitely a delusion. No timber wolves will be in your immediate future. If you hope to avoid this mistaken anxiety, as well as other equally irrelevant and unproductive superstitions, you should have a nice long talk with yourself as soon as you finish reading this. Be very clear and strict and rational as you explain how important it is to be very clear and strict and rational right now.

SCORPIO

(Oct. 23-Nov. 21) Maybe you shouldn’t mend your supposedly “evil” ways if your “evil” ways are about to mutate into a fascinating new approach to goodness. Maybe the very quality that has threatened to cause your downfall has now become the key to your upgrade. And maybe the thing that has made you most nervous about yourself about yourself will soon start ripening into a beautiful asset that will activate reserves of life energy you didn’t know you could have at your disposal.

(Aug. 23-Sept. 22)

SAGITTARIUS

One reason I’ve been put on this earth is to expose you to a kind of astrology that doesn’t crush your free will, but instead clarifies your choices. In this horoscope, for instance, I’ll crisply delineate your options so that you may decide upon a bold course of action that’s most in tune with your highest values. Study the following multiple-choice query, then briskly flex your freedom of choice. Would you rather have love: 1. knock the wind out of one of your illusions, thereby exposing the truth about what you really want; 2. not exactly kick you in the butt, but more like pinch and spank you there, inspiring you to revise your ideas about what it means to be close to someone;

Sagittarian Jakob Dylan has created a solid musical career for himself. He’s a bit defensive, however, about the possibility that the fame of his father, Bob Dylan, has played a role in his success. His contracts specify that he should never be called “Bob Dylan’s son.” I understand his longing to have his work be judged on its own merits, and I sympathize with his urge to be independent of his heritage. But in the coming weeks, Sagittarius, I advise just the opposite approach for you. You will place yourself in alignment with cosmic rhythms by expansively acknowledging all of the influences that have helped you

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become the person you want to be.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19)

Throx.com sells you socks in threes, so if you lose one you have an extra to take its place. Their ingenious marketing plan resembles the approach of some romance-addicts I know, who always date two or three people just in case they get dumped by one of them. No bouts of loneliness to worry about! Which brings us to my main advice for you this week, Capricorn: Have a back-up plan. Keep an alternative handy. Make sure you won’t run out of the stuff you really need.

AQUARIUS

(Jan. 20-Feb. 18) My Chevy got stolen in San Francisco on a January night some years ago. The thief broke a window and smashed his way into the steering column with a tire iron to get to the ignition wires. Eventually the cops recovered the car and returned it to me. But no repair shop could ever completely fix the transmission, and though the car sort of worked for another 18 months, I was never able to shift it into reverse again. Driving a vehicle that only moved forward presented problems that required creative solutions. It was an apt metaphor for my life at the time, when I found it impossible to go backward in any way. I suspect it will also be one of your operative metaphors in the coming months, Aquarius.

PISCES

(Feb. 19-March 20) “The biggest human temptation is to settle for too little,” wrote the spiritual activist Thomas Merton. Judging from your current astrological omens, I suspect that’s a warning you should heed. The time has come for you to consider the possibility that you aren’t thinking big enough . . . that you need to actively rebel against the voices telling you to sit back and accept your comfortable limitations. In a sense, the cosmos is giving you a poetic license to ask for more.

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Savannah

Liberal religious community where different people with different beliefs gather as one faith. Sunday, 11 am, Troup Square Sanctuary. 234-0980, admin@uusavannah.org or www. uusavannah.org. Unitarian Universalist Church of Savannah, 313 Harris St. 912-234-0980. www. uusavannah.org

Unitarian Universalist Men’s Group

An opportunity to meet with men and as a group explore men’s spirituality while offering social support in a safe atmosphere. Meets weekly to discuss a predetermined topic. Also plans outside activities or participates in activities as a group. Refreshments or dinner is served at each meeting. Visit http://men.meetup.com/46/ or contact Mike Freeman at 441-0328 or Dicky Trotter at 665-4488. Unitarian Universalist Church of Savannah, 313 Harris St. 912-234-0980. www. uusavannah.org

Unity of Savannah

A church of unconditional love and acceptance. Sunday service is at 11 a.m. Youth church and childcare also are at 11 a.m. 2320 Sunset Blvd. Spiritual Tapas offers something different every Saturday at 6:15 p.m.: spiritual movies, discussion groups, guided meditations, great music and all things metaphysical. www.unitysavannah.org Unity Church of Savannah, 2320 Sunset Blvd. 912-355-4704. www.unityofsavannah.org/

Wicca 101

An introductory class every Thurday at 7pm at Southern Hemisphere Metaphysical Books, Gifts & More, 41 Habersham St. $15. 234-6371. Southern Hemisphere, 41 Habersham St.

Women’s Bible Study

at the Women’s Center of Wesley Community Centers. Call 447-5711 or Wesley Community Center, 1601 Drayton St. 912-232-0965. www. wesleyctrs-savh.org/

Sports & Games Lowcountry Arena Polo

Lessons and games every Saturday, 10am in Bluffton, SC. Horses and all equipment provided. $75. Bryce Gill, 843-442-7963.

Savannah Disc Golf Club

holds an Open Doubles Tournament at 1 p.m. each Saturday at Tom Triplett Park on U.S. 80 between Dean Forest Road and Interstate 95. New players a Tom Triplett Community Park, U.S. Highway 80 West. 912-652-6780.

Youth Soccer with Savannah Celtic, FC

The club has programs for kids and players from Early Goals program (Pre K) through the Savannah Celtic High School League. Registration is ongoing thru March 7. www.savannahceltic.com, 495-9996. Through March 7. Chatham County Soccer Complex, 7221 Sallie Mood Dr.

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Support Groups Abstinence Program

Hope House of Savannah provides support for students between the ages of 13 to 19. Snacks and transportation provided. Call 236-5310. Hope House of Savannah, 214 E. 34th St.

ADD and Behavior Support Group

meets the third Thursday of each month at 6:30 p.m. at the Mindspring Center in the Ranicki Chiropractic Complex, 1147 W. Highway 80 in Pooler. RSVP is requested. Call 748-6463 or frontdesk@mindspringcenter.com. Ranicki Chiropractic Complex, 1147 W. Highway 80.

Al Anon Family Groups

A fellowship of relatives and friends of alcoholics meets Monday at 12:30 p.m. and 8 p.m., Wednesday at 1:30 p.m., Thursday at 8 p.m. and Sunday at 8 p.m. at 1501 Eisenhower Dr. and Tuesday at 8 p.m. at Goodwill on Sallie Mood Drive. Call 598-9860 or visit http://al_anon_savannah.freeservers.com. Goodwill Industries, 7220 Sallie Mood Dr.

Al-Anon Meetings

Meetings for families and friends of alcoholics are held every Monday at 5:30pm and Saturday at 11am. Melissa, 844-4524. First Presbyterian Church, 520 Washington Ave. 912-354-7615. www.fpc.presbychurch.net

Alcoholics Anonymous

Alcoholics Anonymous If you or someone you know has a problem with alcohol, call 354-0993.

Alzheimer’s Association Support Group

meets every second Monday at 10am at the Wilmington Island United Methodist Church, 195 Wilmington Island Rd. Call Tara Redd and Lauren Dutko at 631-0675. Wilmington Island United Methodist Church, 195 Wilmington Island Rd.

Alzheimer’s Caregiver’s Support Group

The group is for caregivers, family members and friends of persons affected by Alzheimer’s Disease or other dementia-causing illnesses and meets the first Monday of each month from 10:30 a.m. to noon in Room 111 of the Skidaway Island Methodist Church, 54 Diamond Causeway. Visit www.alzga.org or call 920-2231. Skidaway United Methodist Church, 54 Diamond Causeway. 912) 598-8460. www.siumc.org/

Amputee Support Group

Open to all patients who have had a limb amputated and their families or caregivers. Call 355-7778 or 353-9635.

Backus Children’s Hospital Support Group for Parents

who have a seriously ill child receiving treatment on an inpatient or outpatient basis. A case manager facilitates the meetings, and a child life specialist provides an arts and crafts activity Meets once a week. Call Donna at 350-

5616. Backus Children’s Hospital, 4700 Waters Avenue. 912-350-1KID. www.memorialhealth. com/backus

Backus Children’s Hospital Support Group for Parents of Children with Bleeding Disorders meets the fourth Tuesday of every month at 6:30 p.m. at Memorial Health. Call Mary Lou Cygan at 350-7285. Backus Children’s Hospital, 4700 Waters Avenue. 912-350-1KID. www.memorialhealth.com/backus

Bariatric Surgery Post-Operative Band Support Group

Call 350-3438 or visit bariatrics.memorialhealth. com. Memorial Health University Medical Center, 4700 Waters Avenue. 912-350-8000. www. memorialhealth.com/

Bariatric/Gastric Bypass Support Group

for past and potential obesity surgery patients and their families. For information, call Cheryl Brown at 350-3644. Memorial Health University Medical Center, 4700 Waters Avenue. 912-3508000. www.memorialhealth.com/

Better Breathers support group

meets to discuss and share information on C.O.P.D. and how people live with this disease. Contact Dicky at 665-4488 or dickyt1954@yahoo. com.

Bipolar Support Group

John J. Dunn, Ph.D., is interested in hearing from people who want to participate in a bipolar support group. Call 692-1230 after 6 p.m.

Cancer support group

meets every third Tuesday of the month from 6-7 p.m. at the Nancy N. and J.C. Lewis Cancer & Research Pavilion on Reynolds Street across from Candler Hospital. The group is open to anyone who is living with, through or beyond a diagnosis of cancer. Call 819-3360. Nancy N. and J.C. Lewis Cancer & Research Pavilion, 225 Reynolds Ave.

Caring for Us

is a support group for caregivers of ill or injured family members or loved ones. Call Kimberlee Mitchell at 350-3399.

CASA Support Group

This support group is for parents and extended caregivers whose child or children have been involved with DFCS and/or returned to your custody after being in foster care, or who have been given custody of a family member’s child who has been involved with DFCS and/or has been in foster care. The group meets the first Thursday of the month from 6-7 p.m. at Youth Futures Family Resource Center at 705 Anderson St. For information, call Madison at CASA at 447-8908 or send email to madison@savannahcasa.org. Youth Futures Family Resource Center, 705 Anderson St.

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for anyone with celiac disease who is allergic to products containing gluten, their family or friends. For information, call 507-2592.

Children’s Grief Groups

Open, drop-in support groups for children ages 6-17 who have experienced a loss by death. Meets Tuesdays 6-7pm at Full Circle, a Center for Education and Grief Support, 7212 Seawright Dr. 303-9442. Full Circle Center for Education and Grief Support, 7212 Seawright Dr.

Citizens With Retarded Citizens

Open to families of children or adults with autism, mental retardation, and other developmental disabilities. Meets monthly at 1211 Eisenhower Drive. 355-7633. Citizens With Retarded Citizens, 1211 Eisenhower Drive.

Coastal Empire Polio Survivors Association

meets the fourth Saturday of the month at 10:30 a.m. at the Candler Heart and Lung Building, second floor, Room 2. Call 355-1221 or visit www.coastalempirepoliosurvivors.org. Candler Heart and Lung Building, 5354 Reynolds Ave. 912- 819-6000. www.sjchs.org

Compassionate Friends Support Group

offers friendship and understanding to bereaved parents. It meets the first Thursday of the month from 7-8:30 p.m. in the Candler Heart & Lung Building, Conference Room 2, 5356 Reynolds St. 925-5195. Candler Heart and Lung Building, 5354 Reynolds Ave. 912- 819-6000. www.sjchs. org

Couples Struggling with Fertility Challenges

meets every Saturday at 6:45 p.m. at Savannah Christian Church, Room 250. For couples struggling with primary or secondary infertility. Call Kelly at 596-0852 or email emptycradle_savannah@hotmail.com. Savannah Christian Church, 55 Al Henderson Blvd.

Debtors Anonymous

meets Mondays at 5:30 p.m. at Trinity Church, 225 W. President St. in the third floor New Beginnings Room. Enter on President Street through the left-hand set of glass doors between Whitaker and Barnard streets. Arrive early, as the entry doors are locked promptly at 5:30 p.m. For information, e-mail DAsavannah@yahoo. com. Trinity United Methodist Church, 225 West President St. 912-233-4766. www.trinitychurch1848.org/

Depressive/Manic support group

Open to persons diagnosed with depression. Meetings are held in classroom B in the Surgery Center Building of Memorial Hospital every Tuesday at 7 p.m. 920-0153 or 927-2064. Memorial Health University Medical Center, 4700 Waters Avenue. 912-350-8000. www.memorialhealth.com/ cs

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1BR/1BA furnished apt (lower level of home). Utilities included. Tybee Island. $850/month. $550 security deposit. Leave message. 706-338-9453 1BR/1BA GARAGE APT. 2612 Stevens Street. LR, DR, new kitchen, new flooring, new paint. Updated, very clean and nice. $500/month, $500/deposit. 912-398-6007 2218 E. 60TH STREET 2BR/1BA, with room that could be 3rd BR or den. No pets. $800/month, $800/deposit. 6-1/2 W. 61ST STREET 1BR Apt, no pets. $450/month, $450/deposit.

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2BR/1BA MOBILE HOME: On 2.5acres, just 15min. from Ft. Stewart. 704 Freeman Grove Road. $600/month, $600/deposit. No Sec tion 8. 912-663-2466. 2BR, 2 BATH House near Stiles Avenue & Gwinnett. $550/month plus $450/deposit. Available Now. Call 912-925-5832.

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Completely renovated 2 bedroom apartment, w/granite countertops, slate kitchen floor, refinished hardwood floors, CH&A, dishwasher, icemaker, W/D, ceiling fans and more. Available now. $695/month $695/security deposit. 1702 Atlantic Ave (corner of Atlantic and 33d). 912.484.4066 Completely renovated 2BR, 1BA, new kitchen, hardwood floors, CH&A, washer/dryer hookup, References & employment required, 1314 E. 54th Street. $525/rent, $525/deposit. Section 8 welcome to apply. 912-897-0985

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Section 8 Accepted 2234 Mason Drive Near Bible Baptist. Renovated 3BR/2BA, Approx. 1700sqft, LR/DR, eat-in kitchen, den w/fireplace, play room, sun room, carport, large fenced backyard, inside laundry. $1100/month + Dep. $900. 4904 Jasmine Avenue Brick 3BR, 1.5BA w/lots of closets. Formal LR, separate DR, on huge lot, 2,438 Sqft, sunroom, privacy fence. $1,200/month + Dep $900. Pets OK with Approval. References & Credit Check Required on Rentals

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COUNTRY LIVING sits on 3 acres and is minutes from I-16, 204 and hwy. 17. 2BR/1BA Central heat/air, total electric, newly renovated, tiled bathroom & kitchen floors, wood living room floors, working fireplace, washer/dryer, water & garbage pickup provided. $600/Rent, $400/Deposit. . call 912-232-4743

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3BR/1BA 1704 E. 35th Street: $700/month The above have CH&A, washer/dryer connections, carpet, fenced yard. None total electric. Application-$20, References and 1yr. Lease and Option to Buy. Pets negotiable. 897-1984 MOBILE HOMES: Available for rent. Located in mobile home park. Starting at $450 per month and up. 912-658-4462 or 925-1831. NEW PORT SUBDIVISION 3bdr/2bath, 2-car garage w/ opener. 1700 sqft, 3 years old. $950/per month. Call 912-656-9110. Who’s Playing What and Where? Check out Soundboard for a complete list of local music events.

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QUIET, BIG, 2 bedroom, 1 bath apartment w/ living room, dining room. Midtown, near Candler Hospital. $620/month + deposit. 912-354-4574. RICHMOND HILL: 314 Rice Gate Drive. 3BR/2BA, appliances, 1-car garage, new carpet, fresh paint. Near Schools. $950/month plus dep. 727-3106

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TWO 2BR APARTMENTS: 1354 Augusta Avenue: $500/month, $300/deposit. 1908 Richards Street: $550/month, $300/deposit. Call 912-272-1472. TYBEE - 2BR/1BA Apt., central-heat/air. Walk to beach, 1 block from AJ’s. $850/month, $850/deposit. 912-507-4637.

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*2 Bedroom apartment for rent. $875/month +deposit. Please call 912-897-7732 VICTORIAN DISTRICT: 527 E. Park Ave. Renovated 1900’s house, 3BR/2BA, off-street parking, central heat/air, deck, washer/dryer & dishwasher. $950/monthly. 912-507-4637.

WE BUY HOUSES 2139 Causton Bluff 3BR/2BA, central heat/air $950/month, $850/deposit. 1806 East 39th St. 1BR Apt. $460/month, $300/deposit.

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Available Now! Spacious 3BR/1BA, LR, DR, family room, washer/dryer connection, central heat/air, new wood floors. No smoking. $925/month plus deposit. Section 8 not accepted. 912-920-1936. CommerCial ProPerty For rent 890

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Move-In. No Deposit! No Utilities! 2116 Ogeechee Road. Savannah, GA 31415. Call 313-4083 or 313-4082 WAREHOUSE OFFICE: 5400 Sq.Ft. $2000/month. Near loop 26, I-16.

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rooms for rent 895 6 ABBEY COURT-Wilmington Park 3BR Split Plan for Rent $1175/mo. or Roommate needed for $400/month. Call Michele Gutting 912-663-8592 or Re/Max Savannah 912-355-7711.

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Partly furnished bungalow for rent w/3BR’s, 1-1/2 Baths, LR, kitchen w/stove and refrigerator, fenced-in yard. 912-920-1528, 912-663-7753 or 912-659-0136.

CLEAN & SAFE ROOMS FOR RENT. Single room $130-160/weekly in Garden City. Call 912-966-7380. Huge furnished room with private bath, includes: tv/cable, internet/Comcast, washer/dryer, utilities, Extremely nice! $575/month. Call:912-988-3220

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NEAR MEMORIAL/ DELESSEPS East Savannah. Furnished, includes utilities, central heat and air, Comcast cable, television, washer/dryer. Hardwood floors, ceramic tile in kitchen and bath. Shared Kitchen & Shared bath. 5 minutes to Memorial Hospital. Call 912-210-0181.

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furnished rooms starting at $115/wk with utilities incl. SMALLdep.FREE wifi,washer/dryer,parking.DOWNTOWN.Single occupancy ONLY.Call 912-220-8691 or email: savannahrooms@yahoo.com ROOM FOR RENT in my Restored Victorian home. $130/week, all utilities included. 2 cute cats in residence. No A.D.S. Call 912-231-6682

ROOM FOR RENT: Safe Environment. Central heat/air, cable, telephone service. $400/$500 monthly, $125/security deposit, no lease. Immediate occupancy. Call Mr. Brown: 912-663-2574 or 912-234-9177.

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1969 CHEVROLET PICKUP TRUCK. Runs good, minor front end damage. Asking $1800 Firm. Serious inquiries only. Call 234-0216 anytime.

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1990 Isuzu pickup 5-speed, clean, runs good, $1250. • ‘95 Mazda Protege. Cold A/C, 5-speed, very clean, runs great. $1950 OBO. Call 912-441-2150

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Westside. $85-$130/weekly, Utilities and cable included. Call 844-5655.

Safe, quiet, Christian environment in new home. Utilities included. On busline. $135/wkly, $75/deposit. Male Preferred Call:912-484-1347

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1998 Mercury 135 hp Optimax engine. Excellent condition. $6295. Call Paul @ A Boaters Paradise. 912-925-6311

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1995 CHEVY Conversion Van. 156K miles, trailer hitch, roof-rack, back seat converts to double bed. $2400. Call 912-352-4293.

FENDER BENDER? Paint & Body Work. Reasonably Priced. Insurance Claims. We buy wrecks. Call 912-355-5932.

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Twin 2003 Mercury 225 hp Optimax outboard engines, less than 20 hours on major overhaul, VHF radio, Garvin GPS. $37,500 OBO. Call Paul @ A Boaters Paradise, 912-925-6311. Campers/rVs 960 1991 Coachman Class-C Ford van. Self contained, 19” long, 84,000 miles, fully loaded, good condition, drive away, $5000. 912-925-1805

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Completely furnished. Central heat and air. Conveniently located on busline. $120/week. Call 912-844-5995

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1995 Toyota Forerunner, new brakes, new a/c, new battery. good condition, $3500 OBO. 912-663-0613 1998 OLDSMOBILE SILHOUETTE Minivan, fully loaded, automatic sliding door, 7-passenger, good condition. $2250. Call 352-2281 or 604-4353 2002 Ranger, 5-speed, CD, AC, 83,000, fiberglass top, clean. Good tires, 4-cylinder, Must see! $5800 OBO. 912-713-5200 Art PAtrol for the Latest Openings & Exhibits connectsavannah.com

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GMC Canyon crew cab, automatic, AM/FM/CD/MP3, power windows/locks, remote keyless entry. 24,000 miles, Asking $17,000. 912-832-2528 or-665-1339 HANDICAPPED VAN: Rear entry ramp, 2002 Chrysler Town & Country, silver, 82,000 miles, new tires. $15,000. Call 912-659-2719. POLICE IMPOUNDS! Cars from $500! For listings, 1-800-536-8309 x4647 Motorcycles/ AtVs 940 HARLEY DAVIDSON 2006, Soft-tail Heritage Deluxe. Black and white. 5000 miles Many extras. $12,000. Call 912-856-0101 Boats & accessories 950 19.5Ft. BAYLINER BOAT w/120HP US Marine Force motor w/trailer $3000. Call 912-228-0871

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Only $700! Police Impounds! For listings, 800-536-8309 xN815

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Only $900! Police Impounds! For listings, 800-536-8309 x7180

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1969 Chevrolet Impala. 61K original miles. $6000 OBO. 1999 GMC Yukon, clean, 152K miles, $5000 OBO. 1994 GMC truck, clean 108 K miles, $8500 OBO. Call 912-631-6842

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1989 BAYLINER

2455 Sunbridge. Engine in excellent condition. Very clean boat. Must see. $8889. Call Paul @ A Boaters Paradise, 912-925-6311.

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TOWNHOME: 1600 Habersham St. between 32nd & 33rd St., Savannah. Thomas Square area. Spacious 2BR/1BA, kitchen and living room. $650/month plus $650/deposit. Virtual tour at www.habershamplace.com. Call Adam @ 234-2726.

Furnished room in quiet area. Includes utilities, television, washer and dryer, stove, refrigerator. Near Gulfstream, I-16 and airport. Shared kitchen and bath. Call 912-210-0181

ROOM FOR RENT: In very nice home in Windsor Forest on LaVida Golf Course. Everything furnished, non-smoking home, complete house privileges. Off-street parking. Female preferred. $400/rent, $350/deposit. Call 925-6940, 844-4211

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