Boris the Potato Child

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PFFF… WHAT A SHITHOLE.

HEY, KID!

LET’S SEE… AH! THERE!

HELLO, MISTER.

MISTER BORIS. HELLO, MISTER BORIS.

WELL, NOW… HOW WOULD YOU LIKE SOME FRENCH FRIES?

FRENCH FRIES?

MY DAD DOES MOST OF THE COOKING. HIS SPECIALTY IS STEAMED GREENS.

GROSS!

YOU DEAF OR WHAT?

OH… I’VE NEVER HAD THOSE. MOM SAYS THE WHOLE HOUSE STINKS WHEN YOU MAKE THEM. WELL, WHAT DOES YOUR MOTHER COOK?

DID YOU KNOW GREENS ARE HIGHLY TOXIC?

SO THEN WHY DOES EVERYONE IN SUFFRAGETTE CITY EAT GREENS BUT NOT FRIES?

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PEOPLE HERE ARE MORONS. C’MON, KID, HAVE A FRY. NO, NO THANKS…

EAT IT.


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