THE PERINEUM TECHNIQUE Ruppert & Mulot
UH, NO, | DIDN’T KNOW | NEEDED ONE HELLO, |'M A FRIEND OF SARAH’S THE PASSWORD IS “YOU’RE COCKEYED”
THAT’S OKAY, HERE, TAKE THIS ONE
HELLO, WELCOME YOU DON’T HAVE A MASK?
AM | LATE? HAVE THE OTHER GUESTS ALREADY ARRIVED?
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YES, EVERYONE’S HERE. WE WERE WAITING FOR YOU TO SIT DOWN for DINNER
NO, |'M TRANSHOTBITCH
UH…SARAH
HAHA, YEAH, IT’S ME, | WAS KIDDING. YOU’RE JH?
OH SORRY
NICE TO MEET YOU. WELCOME
ARE YOU…
THANKS
YOU WANT TO GET A DRINK?
WHOA
YEAH, CRAZY RIGHT?
SHE CAME ALONE AND STRIPPED DOWN TO HER BIRTHDAY SUIT THE MOMENT SHE ARRIVED
BUT WEIRDLY ENOUGH SHE SEEMS SUPER EMBARRASSED. | TRIED TALKING TO HER EARLIER AND SHE WOULDN’T SAY A WORD
MAYBE SHE THOUGHT YOU WERE HITTING ON HER | WAS HITTING ON HER 29
SEE, SHE ISN’T TALKING TO ANYONE
| THINK SHE WANTS SOMEONE TO COME UP AND JUST TAKE HER BY SURPRISE WITHOUT SAYING ANYTHING
WELL COUNT ME OUT. | WOULDN’T DARE, NOT EVEN JUST TO TALK TO HER
| COULD PICTURE YOU SAUNTERING OVER THERE AND ASKING HER NAME OR SOMETHING
THAT’S FUNNY, |'D HAVE GUESSED THE OPPOSITE
ARE YOU KIDDING? |'M SUPER SHY
REALLY? COME ON, | DARE YOU. SHE’S COMING THIS WAY
EXCUSE ME MISS, DO YOU HAVE THE TIME?
WOW, NOT VERY COOL
YEAH, AND NOT AS SHY AS ALL THAT. THANKS. NOW | LOOK LIKE A BIG DORK
NO, ISN’T IT OBVIOUS |'M NOT WEARING A WATCH?
HAHA, YEAH YOU DO
SO WHAT? |T DOESN’T MATTER
SERIOUSLY, EVERYONE CAN SEE
LOOK, NO ONE CARES
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YOU DIDN’T HAVE TO PULL MY COCK OUT THOUGH
YES | DID! | WANNA SEE IT
COURSE NOT, DON’T BE SILLY
HEY WAIT WHERE AM | GONNA COME? |SN’T IT RUDE TO JUST COME IN PUBLIC LIKE THIS?
LOOK, |'m GONNA MAKE YOU COME ON THE GIRL NEXT TO YOU
WHY DON’T YOU SAY SOMETHING TO HER? |'D LIKE TO HEAR HER VOICE. THAT EXCITES ME
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WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO SAY? |'M SHY, | ALREADY TOLD YOU
TALK ABOUT THE DECOR. THAT’S ALWAYS A GOOD SUBJECT
| DUNNO, MAKE SOMETHING UP
NO, NOT REALLY
EXCUSE ME. DO YOU KNOW A LOT OF PEOPLE HERE?
|’M ONE OF MELANIE35’S COUSINS. | DON’T KNOW HER FRIENDS THAT WELL, UNFORTUNATELY
AH, OKAY NAUGHTY69, NICE TO MEET YOU
MY NAME’S JHNICEGUY
YOUR HAND IS MOIST HAHAHA
AND THIS IS MY FRIEND, SARAHHOTT
WHAT DO YOU DO FOR A LIVING NAUGHTY69?
| DON’T HAVE A JOB. |'M ON UNEMPLOYMENT
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|’M A MATH TEACHER AT LOUIS-LE-GRAND HIGH SCHOOL IN PARIS. | TEACH ADVANCED MATH
|’M A BUTCHER. | SPECIALIZE IN HORSE MEAT
LIBRARIAN IN A VOCATIONAL SCHOOL IN THE PARISIAN SUBURBS
EXCUSE ME, MAY | SHOW YOU MY BREASTS?
| WORK IN FINANCE. |'M A TRADER
NATIONAL POLICE, MARSEILLE
DENTIST. CAN | LICK YOUR PENIS WHILE YOUR FRIEND JERKS YOU OFF?
| DON’T HAVE A JOB AT THE MOMENT. |N FACT, | JUST GOT OUT OF A MENTAL HOSPITAL
|’M A TEMPORARY SHOW BIZ EMPLOYEE. CAN YOU TAKE ME FROM BEHIND?
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|’M AN ARCHITECT, BUT YOU CAN BOTH TAKE ME IF YOU WANT
WANNA SEE MY BREASTS?
| WORK IN POLITICS AT THE HEADQUARTERS OF THE FAR RIGHT
|’M A FEMINIST AND | ORGANIZE TWERKING WORKSHOPS
|’M THE EUROPEAN CHAMPION IN CHESS. | KNOW, IT’S PRETTY RARE FOR A WOMAN TO PLAY AT THAT LEVEL
| WAS A SCHOOL COUNSELOR. | WAS JUST FIRED FOR HAVING A ROMANTIC RELATIONSHIP WITH A SENIOR
YOU HAVE SOME ON YOUR MASK
THANKS
WOULD YOU MIND IF | LAY MY HEAD DOWN IN YOUR LAP FOR A MINUTE?
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HEY, IS IT TRUE THAT YOU’RE UBER FAMOUS IN THE CONTEMPORARY ART WORLD?
WOW, IT’S HEATING UP OVER THERE
YEAH, IT’S TRUE
| KNOW THAT’S TERRIBLE TO SAY, BUT IT’S TRUE
| HAVEN’T DONE ANYTHING GOOD IN YEARS
BUT IT’S BULLSHIT
THE TRUTH IS, MY ONLY GOOD SHOW WAS MY FIRST ONE. EVERYTHING AFTER THAT'S BEEN SHIT AND IT’S BECOMING OBVIOUS
SHIT, |'M REALLY KILLING THE MOOD
DON’T WORRY, IT’S FINE
OOPS
NAH, IT’S FUNNY. YOU’RE SEDUCING ME WITH THE “|'M SUCH A LOSER” ROUTINE WITHOUT EVEN MEANING TO. |T’S NOT BAD
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