The Perineum Technique

THE PERINEUM TECHNIQUE Ruppert & Mulot

UH, NO, | DIDN’T KNOW | NEEDED ONE HELLO, |'M A FRIEND OF SARAH’S THE PASSWORD IS “YOU’RE COCKEYED”

THAT’S OKAY, HERE, TAKE THIS ONE

HELLO, WELCOME YOU DON’T HAVE A MASK?

AM | LATE? HAVE THE OTHER GUESTS ALREADY ARRIVED?

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YES, EVERYONE’S HERE. WE WERE WAITING FOR YOU TO SIT DOWN for DINNER

NO, |'M TRANSHOTBITCH

UH…SARAH

HAHA, YEAH, IT’S ME, | WAS KIDDING. YOU’RE JH?

OH SORRY

NICE TO MEET YOU. WELCOME

ARE YOU…

THANKS

YOU WANT TO GET A DRINK?

WHOA

YEAH, CRAZY RIGHT?

SHE CAME ALONE AND STRIPPED DOWN TO HER BIRTHDAY SUIT THE MOMENT SHE ARRIVED

BUT WEIRDLY ENOUGH SHE SEEMS SUPER EMBARRASSED. | TRIED TALKING TO HER EARLIER AND SHE WOULDN’T SAY A WORD

MAYBE SHE THOUGHT YOU WERE HITTING ON HER | WAS HITTING ON HER 29

SEE, SHE ISN’T TALKING TO ANYONE

| THINK SHE WANTS SOMEONE TO COME UP AND JUST TAKE HER

BY SURPRISE WITHOUT SAYING ANYTHING

WELL COUNT ME OUT. | WOULDN’T DARE, NOT EVEN JUST TO TALK TO HER

| COULD PICTURE YOU SAUNTERING OVER THERE AND ASKING HER NAME OR SOMETHING

THAT’S FUNNY, |'D HAVE GUESSED THE OPPOSITE

ARE YOU KIDDING? |'M SUPER SHY

REALLY? COME ON, | DARE YOU. SHE’S COMING THIS WAY

EXCUSE ME MISS, DO YOU HAVE THE TIME?

WOW, NOT VERY COOL

YEAH, AND NOT AS SHY AS ALL THAT. THANKS. NOW | LOOK LIKE A BIG DORK

NO, ISN’T IT OBVIOUS |'M NOT WEARING A WATCH?

HAHA, YEAH YOU DO

SO WHAT? |T DOESN’T MATTER

SERIOUSLY, EVERYONE CAN SEE

LOOK, NO ONE CARES

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YOU DIDN’T HAVE TO PULL MY COCK OUT THOUGH

YES | DID! | WANNA SEE IT

COURSE NOT, DON’T BE SILLY

HEY WAIT WHERE AM | GONNA COME? |SN’T IT RUDE TO JUST COME IN PUBLIC LIKE THIS?

LOOK, |'m GONNA MAKE YOU COME ON THE GIRL NEXT TO YOU

WHY DON’T YOU SAY SOMETHING TO HER? |'D LIKE TO HEAR HER VOICE. THAT EXCITES ME

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WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO SAY? |'M SHY, | ALREADY TOLD YOU

TALK ABOUT THE DECOR. THAT’S ALWAYS A GOOD SUBJECT

| DUNNO, MAKE SOMETHING UP

NO, NOT REALLY

EXCUSE ME. DO YOU KNOW A LOT OF PEOPLE HERE?

|’M ONE OF MELANIE35’S COUSINS. | DON’T KNOW HER FRIENDS THAT WELL, UNFORTUNATELY

AH, OKAY NAUGHTY69, NICE TO MEET YOU

MY NAME’S JHNICEGUY

YOUR HAND IS MOIST HAHAHA

AND THIS IS MY FRIEND, SARAHHOTT

WHAT DO YOU DO FOR A LIVING NAUGHTY69?

| DON’T HAVE A JOB. |'M ON UNEMPLOYMENT

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|’M A MATH TEACHER AT LOUIS-LE-GRAND HIGH SCHOOL IN PARIS. | TEACH ADVANCED MATH

|’M A BUTCHER. | SPECIALIZE IN HORSE MEAT

LIBRARIAN IN A VOCATIONAL SCHOOL IN THE PARISIAN SUBURBS

EXCUSE ME, MAY | SHOW YOU MY BREASTS?

| WORK IN FINANCE. |'M A TRADER

NATIONAL POLICE, MARSEILLE

DENTIST. CAN | LICK YOUR PENIS WHILE YOUR FRIEND JERKS YOU OFF?

| DON’T HAVE A JOB AT THE MOMENT. |N FACT, | JUST GOT OUT OF A MENTAL HOSPITAL

|’M A TEMPORARY SHOW BIZ EMPLOYEE. CAN YOU TAKE ME FROM BEHIND?

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|’M AN ARCHITECT, BUT YOU CAN BOTH TAKE ME IF YOU WANT

WANNA SEE MY BREASTS?

| WORK IN POLITICS AT THE HEADQUARTERS OF THE FAR RIGHT

|’M A FEMINIST AND | ORGANIZE TWERKING WORKSHOPS

|’M THE EUROPEAN CHAMPION IN CHESS. | KNOW, IT’S PRETTY RARE FOR A WOMAN TO PLAY AT THAT LEVEL

| WAS A SCHOOL COUNSELOR. | WAS JUST FIRED FOR HAVING A ROMANTIC RELATIONSHIP WITH A SENIOR

YOU HAVE SOME ON YOUR MASK

THANKS

WOULD YOU MIND IF | LAY MY HEAD DOWN IN YOUR LAP FOR A MINUTE?

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HEY, IS IT TRUE THAT YOU’RE UBER FAMOUS IN THE CONTEMPORARY ART WORLD?

WOW, IT’S HEATING UP OVER THERE

YEAH, IT’S TRUE

| KNOW THAT’S TERRIBLE TO SAY, BUT IT’S TRUE

| HAVEN’T DONE ANYTHING GOOD IN YEARS

BUT IT’S BULLSHIT

THE TRUTH IS, MY ONLY GOOD SHOW WAS MY FIRST ONE. EVERYTHING AFTER THAT'S BEEN SHIT AND IT’S BECOMING OBVIOUS

SHIT, |'M REALLY KILLING THE MOOD

DON’T WORRY, IT’S FINE

OOPS

NAH, IT’S FUNNY. YOU’RE SEDUCING ME WITH THE “|'M SUCH A LOSER” ROUTINE WITHOUT EVEN MEANING TO. |T’S NOT BAD

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