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Music Beastie Boys return older and sillier.

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Movies Kristen Wiig’s writing, performance impressive in ‘Bridesmaids’.

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Books Dick Van Dyke debuts new memoir, a self-portrait of a lucky man.

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Best Sellers From Oxford Books-A-Million (Overall store ranking)

FICTION 1. (1) DEAD RECKONING by Charlaine Harris (Ace, $27.95) 2. (2) 10TH ANNIVERSARY by James Patterson (Century, $27.99) 3. (4) THE SIXTH MAN by David Baldacci (Grand Central, $27.99) 4. (5) THE LAND OF PAINTED CAVES by Jean M. Auel (Crown, $30) 5. (9) I’LL WALK ALONE by Mary Higgins Clark (Simon & Schuster, $25.99) NON-FICTION 1. (3) DOES THE NOISE IN MY HEAD BOTHER YOU? by Steven Tyler (Ecco, $27.99) 2. (6) FROM THIS MOMENT ON by Shania Twain (Atria, $27.99) 3. (7) Bossypants by Tina Fey (Little, Brown, $26.99) 4. (8) Love Wins by Rob Bell (HarperOne, $22.99) 5. (11) THE DUKAN DIET by Pierre Dukan (Crown, $26)

❱ Word of the week irenic \eye-REN-ik\, adjective; 1. Tending to promote peace; conciliatory. Quotes: With an irenic spirit they join the debate, at times ugly and vicious, about the historicity of the Bible (by which they mean the Hebrew Scriptures, also known as the Old Testament). — Phyllis Trible, “God's Ghostwriters”, New York Times Indeed, for Cozzi — as for several scholars — the Interdict controversy of 1606-7 became the emblematic struggle that defined the Venetian Republic as tolerant and open, free from the tyranny of the Counter Reformation Church, animated by an aristocracy steeped in the values of civic humanism and evangelism, and committed to commerce and an irenic diplomacy. — John Martin and Dennis Romano, Venice Reconsidered Origin: Irenic comes from Greek eirenikos, from eirene, "peace."

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‘Worse Case’ another Patterson success humor and the ambiguity of Worst Case by James Patterson and Michael Ledwidge; Grand Central, 2010; 400 this book. The killer is an inyour-face, throw-out-politipages; $14.99 cal-correctness, twisted By Charlee Harris kind of guy. He bounces Special to The Star between sanity and being a downright thug. Michael Anyone who is a lover of thrillers Bennett, the lead cop, knows the name James Patterson. I’ve works a string of kidnapbeen an avid follower for years, and he’s pings along with FBI been around just a little bit longer. The agent Emily Parker. They best part about reading a Patterson book rush around like chickis the suspense begins to build from the ens with their heads cut prologue. A good thriller should grab the off. Obviously, this does reader’s attention within the first five to not make their brass 10 pages, and Patterson has no problem happy. And makes with that. With decades of writing experthem feel angry and tise, he has masterminded the art of keep- inadequate. ing one’s attention. Another thing I enjoy Both are single parents. Emily is about Patterson’s writing is the fast-mov- divorced with one child, while Michael ing experience of having tension mount is a widower with 10 adopted children. If with each chapter. By the time you have you cut them, both will bleed red, white finished one of his novels, you may find and blue. They adore their kids first, and yourself tired when the conclusion comes jobs second, unless you tick them off. The killer’s ultimate downfall is when crashing down. these two pit bulls of the police ruthWorst Case is Patterson’s third novel lessly hunt, scurry and pound the streets with Michael Ledwidge. I love the irony,

for who and why. But you can never quite get rid of the bad guy hiding in the back of your mind as you read. Here lies the irony. He spouts one thing, and then does the opposite. I found myself enjoying his eruptions to spew things most people want to say but do not have the guts. Unfortunately, he is one sick weirdo … highly intelligent, but over-the-edge eerie. He justifies every death to match his fanatical outbursts, and even though he knows it’s wrong to kill, he does not stop. The other reason I am a fan is that each chapter is short and sweet, yet compacted with a good story. It holds its own beat to the drum. You will not get a headache, but you may tap your foot to hurry to discover the culprit. Charlee Harris is a freelance writer in Anniston.

Alabama author writes exposé on racial prejudice Drug Conspiracy: We Only Want the Blacks by Richard “Squirrel” Thomas; Crescendo Media Works, 2011; 175 pages; $17.95

By Lance Hicks Special to The Star

As a result of the truth’s tendency to weave in and out of human perception at a tragically unpredictable pace, I consider it improper to judge a work of nonfiction by its author’s ability to maintain a tight and navigable story structure. Also, because of the genre’s tendency to feature hollow-voiced histories of various statutes and ordinances, I don’t expect to be treated to elegant and inventive prose when reading a book-length exploration of the criminal justice system. Having said that, I must admit that I am inclined to pardon first-

time author and Alabama native Richard “Squirrel” Thomas for producing Drug Conspiracy: We Only Want the Blacks, an exposé on racial prejudice in the enforcement of American drug laws that loses its poignant message in a bitter grudge match with its author’s deficiency as a writer. Thomas kindly tips his reader off to the fact that he is, foremost, an observer/victim and is only a writer by necessity when he indicates early on in his book that he has always had “trouble with English” and that he never intends to write another book. The admission by Thomas comes from his

knowledge of how Drug Conspiracy fulfills the sole purpose of his writing since it serves as both a tell-all autobiography and an outlet through which he can give voice to his propositions on how to repair the corrupt American legal system. By first divulging the details of his former life as a celebrated math teacher and successful night club owner in Montgomery, Thomas builds a plausible case on how his gambling addiction and workaholic disposition positioned him as a perfect pawn to be manipulated by bureaucrats while under false drug-related charges. Although the account of how federal agents robbed and wrongfully jailed Thomas

makes up the bulk of this thin book, the author breaks up his deadpan confessional with a series of four-page interludes that discuss profit-driven prison policies, the phony war on drugs and everything in-between. It is the aforementioned portions of the book that come close to rectifying the less-palatable qualities of Thomas’s prose, such as his artless fumbling from one topic to another without a logical path for the reader to follow between each grammatically butchered sentence. However, his expertly tuned political and cultural readings of America are cut short by the sheer brevity of his lessons, a failing that will remind readers less of their government’s misdeeds and more of the value of a ghost writer. Lance Hicks is an English major at Jacksonville State University.

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JSU presents Simon’s ‘Broadway Bound’ By Erin Williams

Eugene Jerome, a Jewish New Yorker, between the years 1937 and 1949. Special to The Star The third installment is a comedic Usually with trilogies, one must drama that takes place in 1949, and have seen the first two to understand follows two Jewish brothers, Eugene the story line in the third. But direcand Stanley Jerome, who are strugtor Dr. Ellen Peck, who, with Jackgling to begin their adult lives, just as sonville State’s drama department, their parents’ marriage is crumbling. is presenting the Neil Simon play The themes — including leaving Broadway Bound — the third play in home for the first time and starting Simon’s “Eugene” trilogy — thinks over — easily translate into the 21st it would be almost bittersweet to go century. backward. “Everything about it is universal,” The characters change so much Peck says. “I think a lot of people in during the 12-year span that “I actu- the audience will find something to ally find it hard now to look back at relate to very specifically.” that first play, knowing what hapFor the past five weeks, Peck has pens to [the parents] later,” Peck says. been rehearsing with her cast of JSU The trilogy follows a young students and faculty, saying “It’s rare

to really enjoy every single person you’re working with.” The biggest challenge for this production, however, has been projecting the strong New York accents these characters would have had. Steven Whitton, an English professor from up north, plays Grandfather Ben in the production. He served as the model accent. “He knows Jewish New York very well,” Peck says, and Whitton instructed the other actors to listen to his diction. The play also has a lot of storytelling, so finding the movement within the dialogue to best elaborate on

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Once promising ‘Brink’ loses its edge

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can hack computers, while engineers can build turrets.) The most appealing The most ballyhooed element of “Brink,” the feature of “Brink” is its new first-person shooter insertion of parkour into from the U.K. studio Splash team combat. Players who Damage, is the blue. It’s enjoyed the high-flying a vivid hue that provides acrobatics of “Assassin’s an arresting contrast to Creed” or “InFamous” are the murky earth tones likely to feel hamstrung that usually dominate the here, though. The maps are genre, and it’s a signal that Bethseda Softworks/Associated Press too restrictive to allow any this game is up to someTwo factions battle for control of a floating city in a sense of vertical freedom, thing different. and once the shooting Unfortunately, the blue scene from ‘Brink.’ skies and seas that surthe planet. Two factions, you earn some experience starts, your running and round the Ark — the float- Security and Resistance, jumping skills won’t stop points you can upgrade ing city where the battles you from getting plugged. are battling for control of your weaponry or boost take place — quickly give the Ark, and you can play your combat skills. “Brink” will probably way to a succession of through the eight-episode “Brink” is built around find an audience among cramped, generic spaces. campaign on either side. multiplayer action. In each devotees of multiplayer And efforts to distinguish You can also select one mission, you’re teamed action games like “Team “Brink” (Bethesda Softof four character classes: up with seven other guys Fortress” and “Left 4 works, for the Xbox 360, soldier, medic, engineer to complete a variety of Dead.” They may be willing PlayStation 3, $59.99; PC, or operative. The “Brink” objectives while eight to overlook its flaws and $49.99) from other gunwebsite boasts of “nearmen from the other facbe patient while Splash happy games come off as limitless” character custion try to stop you. Your Damage repairs its perforsloppy and halfhearted. tomization, mostly involv- team needs a solid mix, mance. But most gamers It’s 2045, and the Ark ing cosmetic factors like because some objectives is humanity’s last refuge hair, tattoos and wardrobe can only be accomplished will find more frustration after years of global warm- — although you cannot by certain characters. (For than joy aboard the Ark. play as a woman. And once example, only operatives One star out of four. ing have flooded most of Associated Press

simon Continued from Page 4 without losing the interest of the audience proved to be key as well. “It’s a really fine balance, I think, of finding the pace and finding the physicality of the characters,” Peck says. Peck, a Michigan native who has been at JSU since August, hasn’t directed in “close to 20 years,” she says. During her past career as a stage manager, she says she learned a lot from watching other directors in different productions, and felt that Neil Simon seemed both really appropriate and “something I knew I was going to have fun with.” She chose this play because of her love for both the play and Simon’s work as a whole. “The comedy is so honest,” she says. “It’s always coming from these

really genuine characters. His characters are so believable and true to life.” Although each cast member is “so good in their own ways,” brothers Stanley and Eugene Jerome, played by Maurice Winsell and Joshua Cody Hunt, respectively, really make a mark. On Hunt, Peck “… saw something in him that I thought would work” and chose to take a gamble by bringing him into a star spot. “He’s … attacked the role with so much enthusiasm” and has really understood the character, she says. Winsell isn’t a drama major, but “he’s so natural on stage and so charismatic” that you would assume he was, she says. “It’s made it really fun,” Peck says. “I’m really excited about everyone for different reasons.” For newcomers to the work of Simon, also known for The Odd Couple and The Goodbye Girl, expect to

be on a rollercoaster of both excitement and sorrow. “It will be more entertaining than anything,” Peck says. She hopes her love for the play has translated well into this production. “The play has done so much of the work for us,” she said. “All I can do is just hope that we did it well.” Broadway Bound will run May tonight and Saturday at 7 p.m. and May 15 at 2 p.m. at the Ernest Stone Performing Arts Center. Tickets are $10 for adults, $8 for senior citizens and JSU personnel, and $5 for students and military. Call 256-7825648 for reservations and information. Erin Williams is a graduate of Faith Christian School and the University of Alabama. She is currently a performing arts aide for the Washington Post Style section.

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AC/DC say reality shows poor path to success By Hilary Fox Associated Press

LONDON — Unlike Aerosmith’s Steven Tyler, you won’t find members of AC/DC on the panel of a singing contest: They’re not exactly fans of the reality show route to success. “There’s only one way to do it,” said lead vocalist Brian Johnson. “You get on the stage, you learn your trade and you get out and play in front of people. You serve your apprenticeship just like anybody else.” Johnson added: “The shortcut ways leads to tears at the end of the day. It’s all hype. And it’s not fair on the kids to make them famous one week and then nobodies the next. It’s just not right.” Johnson and Angus Young — who jokingly asked if Tyler was “hanging people or something” when told of Tyler’s role as a judge on American Idol — reflected on the path to success last week in London before the premiere of their latest DVD, Live At River Plate. It features performances from Argentina, where the band — which also includes Malcolm Young, Cliff Williams and Phil Rudd — performed to an impressive crowd of 70,000 fans each show for three nights last December. As part of one of the biggest and most enduring bands in the world, Young and Johnson believe that early struggles got them to where they are today. Johnson said he started his singing career in British youth clubs in front of 30 people. And he took buses to get there. It’s a far cry from the large-scale concerts, which were filmed in Buenos Aires and marked AC/DC’s return to the country after a 13-year absence. Unlike other concert films by the likes of U2 and Justin Bieber, Live at River Plate wasn’t shot in 3-D. Instead, the band concentrated on getting 32 HD cameras into every conceivable angle they could imagine. “Who wants to see my nose in 3-D? They’ll be running out the cinema,” Johnson, 63, laughed. As for new material, there’s no firm news on the follow up to 2008’s Black Ice just yet. The album, which was the band’s first in eight years, sold millions around the globe. There are no plans to retire either. “I cannot think of anything as exciting,” said Johnson. “I can’t think of anything more that makes you feel more alive than that. It really does. You know you’re alive when you’re up there. Anything else would be second rate.” AC/DC Live at River Plate, is out this week.

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Beastie Boys return older and sillier By Derrik J. Lang Associated Press

WEST HOLLYWOOD, Calif. — On a wind-swept balcony at the posh Chateau Marmont hotel, Michael “Mike D” Diamond, onethird of the legendary hiphop trio the Beastie Boys, is recounting to Adam “Ad-Rock” Horowitz what happened at a party that he departed early the night before. Among the recollections is that the DJ spun “Jolene.” “He killed it,” Diamond recalls. “That’s a great song though. Dolly Partner is a great songwriter.” “Yeah,” Horowitz replies without missing a beat. “Dolly Partner’s penned like over 1,000 songs.” When asked if the pair are intentionally flubbing the country icon’s name, Horowitz reveals that the mispronunciation is actually an inside joke stretching back to the 1980s when the group would study musician-filmmaker Don Letts’ mixtapes of dancehall music from the United Kingdom. On one edition, a deep-voiced DJ incorrectly bellowed the name “Dolly Partner.” “From that point on, she was no longer Dolly Parton but etched forever in our minds as Dolly Partner,” Diamond explains. “And that’s no disrespect to Dolly Partner because she’s an incredible musician,” Horowitz deadpans. It’s been 25 years since the Beastie Boys released Licensed to Ill and proved three bratty Jewish guys from New York could deliver hip-hop as deliciously as Run-D.M.C. Despite gray hair for Horowitz, fatherhood for Diamond and cancer for Adam “MCA” Yauch, the group is as goofy as ever, as evidenced by the old-school flavor on their new album, Hot Sauce

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The group Beastie Boys, from left: Adam ‘Ad-Rock’ Horovitz, Adam ‘MCA’ Yauch, and Michael ‘Mike D’ Diamond are shown. Committee Part Two. Yauch, who discovered he had cancer of the salivary gland in 2009, is notably absent from the balcony jokefest. He’s still undergoing treatment. (“It’s hard that he’s not here, but it’d be harder for him to be here,” Diamond says.) Yauch’s condition has put the tightknit group’s near future in limbo. “It is what is,” Horowitz says seriously, not long after extinguishing a cigarette. “You deal with it. He’s getting treatment. That’s the most important thing. We’ve been friends since 1980. All of this doesn’t matter. If we go on tour, we go on tour. If

don’t go, we don’t go. We’ll figure it out. Yauch getting better is the most important thing right now.” Diamond says Yauch’s illness didn’t influence their new music because recording was mostly finished before Yauch was diagnosed. However, the bad news made the group, whose ages now range from 44 to 46, more appreciative of their time together when they returned to the studio to morph the originally planned Hot Sauce Committee Part One into Part Two. The Beastie Boys’ first lyrical effort in seven years — 2007’s The Mix Up was an

instrumental affair — is a return to the group’s signature roots of uncomplicated beats and clever rhymes. For instance, one moment on the carefully crafted track “Long Burn The Fire” finds Ad-Rock hollering, “I’ll make you sick like a Kenny Rogers Roaster.” There are also wacky references to Tippi Hedren, Ted Danson and Andre Leon Talley. The album’s tone is more akin to 1994’s Ill Communication and 1998’s Hello Nasty than the decidedly more serious route the Beastie Boys took with 2004’s To the 5 Boroughs. Each of those albums debuted at No. 1 on the Billboard charts when they were originally released. While the Beastie Boys were originally known for their bad boy personas, they’ve evolved. In recent years, they’ve presented themselves as poster boys for pacifism. They headlined the Tibetan Freedom concert series, protested the Iraq war and supported Sept. 11 attack victims. The duo still finds more comfort in cracking jokes than talking politics. When questioned why they haven’t capitalized more on their fame like LL Cool J and Queen Latifah, Diamond proclaims that he angled for Horowitz to judge the NBC talent show The Voice. (“The network went with Adam Levine,” Diamond matter-of-factly notes.) He eventually relents though. “All the music I listened to in high school that I loved and that moved me wasn’t the same music other kids were listening to in school,” Diamond discloses. “I got into punk rock and new wave then dub and hiphop. I still feel like I’m an outsider. I still feel like we’re doing this thing that’s outside of the People’s Choice Awards.”

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New from Matthew Morrison and The Cars By Glenn Gamboa

with Gwyneth Paltrow. It’s too bad, since those slots could have been replaced with sweet little surprises like the Broadway-styled ballad “It’s Over,” which Morrison co-wrote with Marc Shaiman, or the clubpop number “Dancing in the Rain.” Luckily, Morrison’s debut is good enough to give him plenty of chances to get the mix right.

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Matthew Morrison, Matthew Morrison (Mercury) As unlikely as it sounds, Broadway star-turned- Gleeteacher Matthew Morrison’s debut Matthew Morrison could use, well, some more Matthew Morrison. When he’s at his best — in the pop-rocker “Still Got Tonight,” co-written by American Idol Kris Allen, and the Jason Mraz-ish, island-tinged “Hey,” co-written by Morrison and ‘N Sync’s JC Chasez — TV’s Mr. Schue is clearly ready for broader stardom as a new adult pop leading man. Unfortunately, even on what should be a sure thing like Morrison’s debut, there’s still unnecessary bet-hedging. The weakest parts of Matthew Morrison are the celebrity-driven hedges. His duet with Sting on the already-corny “Let Your Soul Be Your Pilot” is leaden, while the weird mash-up of Elton John’s

The Cars, Move Like This (Hear Music) For its first new studio album in 24 years, The Cars latch onto the same mix of new wave and rock that put them on the road Matt Sayles/Associated Press to success in the late ’70s. Move From left, Esperanza Spalding and Matthew Morrison are seen Like This doesn’t quite handle the onstage at the 53rd annual Grammy Awards on Feb. 13, 2011, way it should, due to the hole left in Los Angeles. Morrison released his debut album, ‘Matthew by the late Ben Orr. However, Ric Ocasek makes the lovely “Take Morrison,’ this week. Another Look” work on his own, while the perky “Sad Song” shows “Mona Lisas and Mad Hatters” Rainbow,” which Morrison has how The Cars’ legacy lives on in and “Rocket Man” is too long and turned into his signature after kind of droning, even when Elton singing it on Glee and numerous The Killers. Too much of Move shows up to help out. TV appearances, can’t be allowed Like This needs a little “Let’s Go” Even “Somewhere Over the to be only his, becoming a duet spark, though.

Allyson evokes heartache, pathos on new CD By Charles J. Gans Associated Press

Karrin Allyson, ’Round Midnight (Concord) Karrin Allyson’s darkly beautiful and melancholic ’Round Midnight offers a sharp contrast to her last album, 2008’s Grammy-nominated CD Imagina, a bright and breezy, upbeat homage to Brazil’s bossa nova master Antonio Carlos Jobim. Here Allyson shows her versatility with a tastefully understated, backto-basics collection of classic jazz and pop ballads (with a few rarities) by such masters as Thelonious Monk, Duke Ellington, Bill Evans, Johnny Mandel, Stephen Sondheim and Paul Simon. Allyson makes this album even more personal and intimate by handling all the keyboard parts herself for the first time on the 13 albums

she’s recorded for Concord over the past 20 years. Her classical piano training shows in her elegant introduction to Charlie Chaplin’s “Smile,” while her electric Fender Rhodes adds a more contemporary feel to Simon’s folk-rock “April Come She Will.” Allyson’s musicianship is evidenced by the fact that she wrote nearly all the arrangements herself, starting with the opening “Turn Out the Stars,” slowing down the tempo of Evans’ tune to elucidate Gene Lees’ bittersweet, nuanced lyrics. Her arrangements also benefit from a strong supporting cast — guitarist Rod Fleeman, harmonica player Randy Weinstein, and particularly reedman Bob Sheppard, who broadens the instrumental palette by play-

ing tenor sax, bass clarinet, soprano sax and flute on different tracks. Allyson is a consummate jazz singer whose harmonic feel and storytelling skills enable her to evoke the heartache and pathos of both older and more contemporary songs, from the Chopin-inspired “I’m Always Chasing Rainbows” and “Goodbye,” associated with the Benny Goodman Orchestra, to Fran Landesman’s “Spring Can Really Hang You Up the Most” and Anthony Newley’s “There’s No Such Thing as Love.” CHECK THIS TRACK OUT: Allyson closes the album with Monk’s “’Round Midnight,” her sultry voice accompanied only by Ed Howard’s acoustic bass in a sparse arrangement that enhances the tune’s theme of late-night loneliness.

HOT SONG After stretching artistically in recent years, Incubus, in its new single, “Adolescents” (Epic), returns to its platinum-selling, early Aughts sweet spot. The midtempo rocker still has Brandon Boyd’s soaring vocals, and they come back to the laid-back, dudegroove of “Drive” and “Wish You Were Here.” Perhaps the “Out of sight, out of mind” chorus is a projection of the band’s own worries after nearly five years without a studio album?

ALSO NEW IN STORES n Tyler, The Creator’s Goblin (XL) n Christina Perri’s Lovestrong

(Atlantic) n The Lonely Island’s Turtleneck and Chain (Universal Republic) n Raphael Saadiq’s Stone Rollin’ (Columbia) n Warren Haynes’ Man in Motion (Stax) n Sloan’s The Double Cross (Yep Roc)

iTunes’ top 10 selling singles and albums Singles: 1. “Rolling In the Deep,” ADELE 2. “Just a Kiss,” Lady Antebellum 3. “E.T. (feat. Kanye West),” Katy Perry 4. “The Lazy Song,” Bruno Mars 5. “Where Them Girls At (feat. Nicki Minaj & Flo Rida),” Nicki Minaj, Flo Rida, David Guetta 6. “On the Floor (feat. Pitbull),” Jennifer Lopez 7. “Give Me Everything (feat. Ne-Yo, Afrojack & Nayer),” Pitbull 8. “Just Can’t Get Enough,” Black Eyed Peas “Judas,” Lady GaGa 9. “Blow,” Ke$ha 10. “Look At Me Now

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(feat. Lil Wayne & Busta Rhymes),” Chris Brown Albums: 1. 21, ADELE 2. Hot Sauce Committee Part Two, Beastie Boys 3. Rumours, Fleetwood Mac 4. Helplessness Blues, Fleet Foxes 5. LOVE? Jennifer Lopez 6. American Idol Top 5 Season 10, Various Artists 7. Sigh No More, Mumford & Sons 8. In Your Dreams, Stevie Nicks 9. Musiqinthemagiq, Musiq Soulchild 10. This Is Gonna Hurt, Sixx:A.M. — The Associated Press

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Wiig’s writing, performance impressive in ‘Bridesmaids’

bridesmaids HHH1/2 rating: R for some strong sexuality, and language throughout Running time: 2:05 Starring: Kristen Wiig, Maya Rudolph, Rose Byrne, Jon Hamm, Chris O’Dowd, Melissa McCarthy, Jill Clayburgh By Bobby Bozeman Special to The Star

Audiences have known that Kristen Wiig is funny for a while now. Now they get to find out if she can carry a movie on her own (she can) and if she’s good at writing (she is.) Some may think of Bridesmaids as a chick flick, but it isn’t. What it is, is a really funny and very smart comedy that lets everyone know that humor knows no gender. Bridesmaids opens with Annie Walker (Wiig) in the midst of her booty call with a very sleezy but hot Ted (Jon Hamm) who constantly seems like he has better things to be doing than putting up with Walker. The movie then transitions to Walker meeting up with her childhood friend Lillian (Maya Rudolph) who asks her to be her maid of honor. Walker finds herself battling for the title of Lillian’s BFF with trophy wife Helen (played perfectly by Rose Byrne) who always seems to be doing everything right. Helen provides a constant contrast to Walker who is down on her luck after the closing of her bakery and the loss of her job. The competition, along with the loss of her business and the cold shoulder of Ted, proves more than Walker can handle and she just goes a little crazy. The laughs are based in a world of complex and very human characters with real emotional payoffs, which, paired with the ensemble’s great timing, makes for a riot. And Bridesmaids isn’t afraid to get straight up

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From left, Melissa McCarthy, Ellie Kemper, Rose Byrne, Wendi McLendon-Covey, Maya Rudolph and Kristen Wiig are shown in a scene from ‘Bridesmaids.’ bawdy either. Some scenes tread a fine line between funny and just lowbrow and gross, but the movie effectively uses the turn of events that spawns said scene to further push Walker to the deep end. The humor and story work very well together, and that is a credit to Wiig’s writing and the direction of Paul Feig (Freaks and Geeks). A Zach Galifianakis-esque Melissa McCarthy threatens to steal a few scenes as the over-the-

top role of the groom’s sister. And again McCarthy’s role isn’t solely a humorous one, as she provides some comfort to Wiig’s character in her time of need. Now, it’s not all roses, fellow bridesmaids Rita (Wendi McLendon-Covey) and Becca (Ellie Kemper) could have used more to do and Walker’s British brother-sister roommates (Matt Lucas and Rebel Wilson) could have used less. And the pacing was kind of to the point to where the

movie dragged a bit toward the end, but that’s not uncommon with producer Judd Apatow’s movies. This movie is also notable as Jill Clayburgh’s final role — the actress died last year of leukemia. Clayburgh played Walker’s mother, who, despite never having drank alcohol, is an AA sponsor. Bridesmaids strikes a good balance of heart and humor and has a pretty strong story structure to hold it all in place.

‘Priest 3-D,’ which opens today, was not screened in advance for critics. A review will be available online today at BamaEscapes.com

Watch a trailer for ‘Bridesmaids’ and other new movie releases at www.BamaEscapes.com

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HHH, 2:05, R

As maid of honor, a single woman leads her best friend and a colorful group of bridesmaids on a wild ride. With Kristen Wiig, Maya Rudolph, Rose Byrne and Wendi McLendon-Covey. Written by Wiig and Annie Mumolo. Directed by Paul Feig.

ravaged by wars between humans and vampires, a warrior priest goes on a quest to rescue his kidnapped niece. With Paul Bettany, Karl Urban, Cam Gigandet and Maggie Q. Written by Cory Goodman. Directed by Scott Stewart. rio (2-d and 3-d)

HHH, 1:36, G

In this animated film, a fast five rare macaw living comfortably HH1/2, 2:10, PG-13 as a pet in Minnesota travels The stars of all previous with his owner to meet his installments in the surprisfemale counterpart in Rio de ingly successful franchise Janeiro, where the two birds about drag racers (including Vin Diesel, Paul Walker, Tyrese tangle with animal smugglers. With the voices of Jesse EisenGibson and Chris “Ludacris” Bridges) reunite to break once berg, Anne Hathaway and again the speed limit the world George Lopez. Written by Don Rhymer. Directed by Carlos over. Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson joins the cast as the Saldanha. federal agent on the speedsters’ trail. something borrowed insidious

HHH, 1:42, PG-13

Two young parents try to escape their seemingly haunted house, only to realize it is their son that is possessed. With Patrick Wilson, Rose Byrne and Ty Simpkins. Directed by James Wan.

1/2H, 1:43, PG-13

Complications ensue after a mild-mannered lawyer sleeps with her best friend’s fiance. With Ginnifer Goodwin, Kate Hudson, Colin Egglesfield, Steve Howey and John Krasinski. Directed by Luke Greenfield.

Jumping the Broom

thor (2-D and 3-D)

Two very different African-American families (one posh, one down-home) come together for a wedding on Martha’s Vineyard. With Angela Bassett, Paula Patton, Laz Alonso and Loretta Devine. Directed by Salim Akil.

The warrior-god Thor is cast out of his magical homeland and sent to live among humans on Earth, where he becomes a hero. With Chris Hemsworth, Natalie Portman, Tom Hiddleston and Stellan Skarsgard. Directed by Kenneth Branagh.

H1/2, 1:52, PG-13

Madea’s Big Happy Family

HH1/2, 1:45, PG-13

The headstrong, wisecracking grandmother Madea tries to bring her family together with tough love, laughter and the revelation of a long-held secret. With Tyler Perry, Shad “Bow Wow” Moss, Loretta Devine, Cassi Davis and Lauren London. Written and directed by Perry. Priest 3-d

NR, 1:28, PG-13

In a post-apocalyptic world

May 13-19, 2011 new on dvd

‘The Illusionist,’ ‘Justin Bieber’ top this week’s new releases By Rick Bentley

romantic comedy. No Strings Attached misses so badly he should take it as a sign and stick This week’s new DVD releas- to films about ghost busting. es include an animated film This romantic comedy is that picked up an Oscar nomia disaster. What should have nation and the concert film of a been an explosion of love and young music superstar. laughter ends up a total dud The Illusionist, Grade A: This because the movie was miscast, is a brilliant effort from direchas inane writing and is too tor Sylvain Chomet, whose predictable. past work includes the equally Justin Bieber: Never Say magnificent The Triplets of Bel- Never, Grade B-: This concert/ leville. documentary film is the story The story of the discovery of the rise of Justin Bieber from and loss of magic through the street performer to superstar. relationship of a veteran magi- It’s an interesting mix of perforcian and a young girl is hypnot- mance and behind-the scenes ic. It’s made even more spellmaterial. binding by the crisp animation Even if you don’t have Bieber used to bring the world to life. Fever it’s an interesting and Chomet’s film is both a entertaining offering. sad commentary and a bold Also new on DVD this week: embrace of how life is always My First Collection Featurchanging in magical ways. ing Splat the Cat: The 3-DVD No Strings Attached, Grade set includes 14 stories adapted D: This is Ivan Reitman’s first from children’s books. attempt at directing a pure Cougars, Inc.: A young man McClatchy Newspapers

starts an escort service that features mature women. Denise Richards and Kyle Gallner star. Blue Valentine: A young couple deal with the highs and lows of their relationship. Ryan Gosling stars. Black Death: Sean Bean stars in this story of a quest to find a haven from the the black plague in 1348. I Saw The Devil: The violent tale of murder and revenge comes from Ji-Woon Kim. Dahmer vs. Gacy: Horror story about a doctor trying to create the ultimate killer by combining the DNA of Jeffrey Dahmer and John Wayne Gacy. Webster: Season 2: The 4DVD set includes 26 episodes from the series about a retired football player (Alex Karras) who becomes the guardian for a former teammate’s son. I Love Toy Trains: All Aboard!: Features a look at toy and real trains.

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A veterinary student falls for a star circus performer, and the two bond over their compassion for a special animal. With Reese Witherspoon, Robert Pattinson and Christoph Waltz. Directed by Francis Lawrence. Rating: H poor, HH fair,

HHH good, HHHH excellent, NR: not reviewed

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Ashton Kutcher, right, and Natalie Portman are shown in a scene from ‘No Strings Attached,’ released this week on DVD.

BRIDESMAIDS (R) (11:00 1:45 4:30) 7:20 10:05 PRIEST 3D (PG13) (11:10 1:20 3:30 5:40) 7:50 10:00 JUMPING THE BROOM (PG13) (11:20 1:50 4:20) 7:05 9:35 SOMETHING BORROWED (PG13) (11:15 2:00 4:25) 6:55 9:15 THOR (PG13) (11:30 2:05 4:40) 7:15 9:55 THOR 3D (PG13) (11:00 12:00 1:35 2:35 4:10 5:10) 6:45 7:45 9:25 10:25 FAST FIVE (PG13) (11:05 1:00 1:50 3:50 4:40) 7:00 7:30 9:50 10:20 TYLER PERRY’S MADEA’S BIG HAPPY FAMILY (PG13) (2:25 4:55) 7:25 9:45 WATER FOR ELEPHANTS (PG13) (2:10) 7:10 RIO 3D (G) (11:25 2:00 4:35) 6:55 9:20 INSIDIOUS (PG13) (4:50) 10:05 FOLLOW US ON AND Times subject to change

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IN BRIEF Music at McClellan opens 2011 concert series Although on a smaller scale than years past, the 2011 Music at McClellan’s Longleaf Concert Series has begun. Taking place at McClellan’s Monteith Amphitheater, which is still under construction, the series features a collection of local musicians. “We’re calling it a transition series, or backward series, since the audience is facing backward to the hillside,” said Pete Conroy, vice chairman for the series. “They are free concerts, but we’re looking for donations from the public.” Saturday’s performance will feature local acoustic musician Abby Parks. Steel drum group JAXPAN will perform May 21, jazz group TAD of Jazz will play May 28, and the Etowah Youth Orchestra will close out the series on June 11. The show on June 4 has not yet been announced. The door opens at 5 p.m. for all of the concerts, and the music runs from 6-8 p.m. Attendees are encouraged to bring lawn chairs and food. Space at the amphitheater is limited to about 150, Conroy said, but the venue will be open to full capacity — 2,000 seats — for next year. For more information, call 256-782-8010.

Guy Lombardo orchestra to perform in Oxford The world-famous Guy Lombardo’s Royal Canadians with Al Pierson will perform a big band concert and dance at the Oxford Civic Center at 7 p.m. May 19. While the orchestra had many hits from its inception in 1919 to Lombardo’s death in 1977, the band is most famous for performing “Auld Lang Syne” at New York’s Waldorf Astoria on New more online Year’s Eve. A recording of the • Listen to some of the orchestra’s music song still plays at BamaEscapes.com as the first song of each New Year in Times Square. The orchestra was revived in 1989 by dance bandleader Al Pierson and has toured all of the United States and 54 countries since. The concert begins at 7 p.m. and tickets are $10 in advance and $15 at the door. For more information, call 256832-0000. — Deirdre Long

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Dick Van Dyke, with a self-portrait of a lucky man By Frazier Moore Associated Press

NEW YORK — Dick Van Dyke looks back and marvels. The way he sizes up his 85-and-counting years is summarized by the title of his new memoir, My Lucky Life in and out of Show Business: dumb luck. Luckily, he had a lot of talent, too. Van Dyke writes proudly of his roles in one of television’s most beloved sitcoms (The Dick Van Dyke Show) as well as a classic film musical (Mary Poppins). But he characterizes those hits, along with the rest of his career, as lucky breaks that fell into his lap. So don’t come to this breezy but heartfelt book expecting Van Dyke to crow about his many accomplishments. Or bellyache about the low points. Or dish dirt: In his preface, he posts a consumer alert that “there is nothing salacious here.” He makes good on that promise. The book’s very creation seems a surprise to him, judging from a recent interview. “It never occurred to me to write a book,” he says. “My life seemed kind of pedestrian to me. I auditioned for a few things, but for the most part, I just happened to be in the right place at the right time, just going with the flow.” Van Dyke grew up in Danville, Ill., a small town in America’s heartland, the son of a stenographer and a salesman for the Sunshine Cookie Co. His involvement in the high school drama club led to a job as an announcer on a Danville radio station. Then, in his early 20s, Van Dyke hooked up with a former chum, Phil Erickson, who needed a partner for his comedy duo. It already had a booking in California. Van Dyke signed on without even asking what he was supposed to do. Their act called for the pair to comically mime records, but the Merry Mutes weathered obstacles and money short-

actor, a singer and a dancer, but also as affable everyguy with equal skill for light comedy and rubber-jointed slapstick. “When I was a kid, I loved all the silent comedians — Buster Keaton, Laurel and Hardy, Chaplin,” he says. “And I used to imitate them. I’d go to see a Buster Keaton movie and come home and try things out I’d seen. I learned to do pratfalls when I was very young.” After the mid-1960s, Van Dyke’s career was laden with short-lived TV shows and “a lot of really bad movies” — Van Dyke laughs in gratitude that no one remembers them. Maybe he was just too versatile, and stubbornly wholesome, to find another winning project that did justice to his talents. Even so, the 1990s signaled an unexpected show-biz comeback with “Diagnosis Murder,” his best-received project in decades. In that lighthearted mystery series, Damian Dovarganes/Associated Press Van Dyke played physicianActor Dick Van Dyke says his life in show business comes sleuth Dr. Mark Sloan, while down to dumb luck in his new memoir, ‘My Lucky Life in his son Barry co-starred as an and out of Show Business.’ LAPD detective. It aired on CBS through 2001. Today he stays as busy he ages. wasn’t put off when Van Dyke wants to, he says. He performs Meanwhile, Van Dyke cautioned him, “I can’t really favorite songs in a quartet brought his fiancee, Margie, dance.” The director soon called The Vantastix. And he from Danville to Los Angeles, proved him wrong. And Van just finished a brief run in Los where they were married Dyke won himself a Tony. Angeles in an adaptation of before an audience of millions In January 1961 came an The Sunshine Boys, joining on the radio program “Bride audition for Carl Reiner, who and Groom,” which gave the was cooking up a series based 79-year-old brother Jerry Van Dyke as two aged ex-vaudemoney-strapped lovebirds a on his own life as a comedy villians who reunite for a TV cost-free way to get hitched, writer and family man. with a honeymoon thrown in. Van Dyke’s eponymous sit- special despite their longtime feud. A year later, in 1949, the com, on which he was paired Now there is talk — espeMerry Mutes (and the newlywith an effervescent unknown weds) moved to Atlanta, where named Mary Tyler Moore, pre- cially from Jerry — of bringing club bookings awaited, as well miered that October. Van Dyke this comedy to Broadway. How about it, Dick? as local TV gigs for Van Dyke. depicts those five seasons as “Well, yeah,” he agrees, Then in 1955 he set off for a creative lovefest for all conwhile voicing concerns about New York, where he had been cerned, during which he and hired for the CBS Morning Moore shared a chaste but pal- an eight-performance week — and about continuing to Show alongside anchor Walter pable crush. work with his brother. “I have Cronkite. But within a year, The 1964 Mary Poppins Van Dyke was reassigned to a brought him another made-in- trouble, because he breaks me up. My brother just kills grab bag of other shows. Then heaven pairing, as he played me, and I can’t keep a straight CBS let him go. a Cockney chimney sweep to Van Dyke’s prospects Julie Andrews’ flying nanny. face.” brightened when he was cast By then, Van Dyke had A man who can’t stop in Bye Bye Birdie. The director proved himself not only as an laughing. Some luck!

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friDAY MUSIC

{get out and do something} Lindsey Hinkle When: 8 p.m. Where: Blu’s Bar, 1013 U.S. Highway 431, Anniston How much: Free Contact: 256-235-0613

Paul Curvin and the Stumpgrinders When: 6:30 p.m. Where: Golden Saw Music Hall, Williams Community, Jacksonville How much: Free Contact: 256-435-4696

The Wanted Band What: Classic rock, country When: 8:30 p.m. Where: VFW Post 924, 100 U.S. Highway 431, Anniston How much: $4

The Fun Tyme Band What: Country When: 6:30-9:30 p.m. Where: Senior Center Building next to Jacksonville Community Center, Jacksonville How much: $3 single, $5 couple Contact: 256-435-8115

David and Pure Country What: Rock, upstairs in loft When: 8:30 p.m. Where: The Smoking Moose, 1214 Noble St., Anniston How much: Free Contact: 256-741-9300

Jim Dawg Parks Band What: Rock, country, funk, Motown When: 7 p.m. Where: Boondocks Waterfront Grille, 84 Blue Eye Road, Lincoln How much: Free Contact: 205-763-2294

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Kill, Baby ... Kill!

Daniel Hughes What: Acoustic rock When: 9 p.m. Where: Peerless Saloon, 13 W. 10th St., Anniston How much: Free Contact: 256-237-1899 Larry Keel Band When: 9 p.m. Where: Blue Bayou, 4250 Alabama Highway 202, Anniston How much: Free Contact: 256-419-4786

Kill, Baby ... Kill! What: CD release party for instrumental surf rock band with special guests The Mystery Men, Frontman and the Afterthoughts When: 9 p.m. Where: The Smoking Moose, 1214 Noble St., Anniston How much: Free Contact: 256-741-9300

1500 Hillyer Robinson Pkwy., Anniston How much: Free Contact: 256-832-5000

10/55 What: Country, rock When: 9 p.m. Where: Bama Cowboy Saloon and Steakhouse, 1503 Hillyer Robinson Pkwy., Anniston How much: Free Contact: 256-835-7735 DJ Rockin’ Roger When: 9 p.m. Where: AJ’s Sunset Bar and Grill,

Tracey and Alan What: Rock, pop When: 9:30 p.m. Where: Heroes American Grille, 8896 McClellan Blvd., Jacksonville How much: $4 Contact: 256-405-4366

theater

Broadway Bound What: Dramatic comedy by Neil Simon, performed by JSU Drama When: 7:30 p.m. Where: Ernest Stone Performing Arts Center, corner of 11th Street and Church Avenue, Jacksonville How much: $10 for adults, $8 for senior citizens and JSU personnel, $5 for students and military Contact: 256-782-5648

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saturDAY

Where: Munford Senior Center, (old Munford High School), 115 Lions Road, Munford How much: $3 single, $5 couple Contact: 256-236-0340

Where: Bama Cowboy Saloon and Steakhouse, 1503 Hillyer Robinson Pkwy., Anniston How much: Free Contact: 256-835-7735

Jim Dawg Parks Band What: Rock, country, funk, Motown When: 7 p.m. Where: Boondocks Waterfront Grille, 84 Blue Eye Road, Lincoln How much: Free Contact: 205-763-2294

DJ Rockin’ Roger When: 9 p.m. Where: AJ’s Sunset Bar and Grill, 1500 Hillyer Robinson Pkwy., Anniston How much: Free Contact: 256-237-5996 Larry Keel Band When: 9 p.m. Where: Blue Bayou, 4250 Alabama Highway 202, Anniston How much: Free Contact: 256-419-4786

Karaoke with Brett When: 8 p.m. Where: Bama Lounge, 4006 Old Birmingham Highway, Anniston How much: Free Contact: 256-240-2922

Abby Parks

MUSIC

Music at McClellan Longleaf Series featuring Abby Parks What: Acoustic singer/songwriter When: Doors open at 5 p.m., music from 6-8 p.m. Where: Monteith Amphitheater, McClellan How much: Free, donations accepted Contact: 256-782-8010 Double Nought Spies What: Bluegrass When: 6 p.m. Where: Rabbittown Cafe and Fiddlers Hall, 900 Rabbittown Road, Piedmont How much: $5 donation for the band Contact: 256-435-8008 (weekends) or 256-435-3987 (Monday-Friday evenings) Jimmy Robertston and the Roustabouts When: 6-9 p.m.

Josh Cash When: 8 p.m. Where: Blu’s Bar, 1013 U.S. Highway 431, Anniston How much: Free Contact: 256-235-0613

Keitha Williams What: Acoustic rock When: 9:30 p.m. Where: Peerless Saloon, 13 W. 10th St., Anniston How much: Free Contact: 256-237-1899

The Wanted Band What: Classic rock, country When: 8:30 p.m. Where: VFW Post 924, 100 U.S. Highway 431, Anniston How much: $4 Contact: 256-238-8047

The Robby Jordan Band What: Rock, country rock When: 9:30 p.m. Where: Heroes American Grille, 8896 McClellan Blvd., Jacksonville How much: $4 Contact: 256-405-4366

Danny and David What: Rock, easy listening upstairs in loft When: 8:30 p.m. Where: The Smoking Moose, 1214 Noble St., Anniston How much: Free Contact: 256-741-9300

Sonic Stew What: Country, Southern rock When: 9:30 p.m. Where: The Smoking Moose, 1214 Noble St., Anniston How much: Free Contact: 256-741-9300

10/55 When: 9 p.m.

Sonic Stew

theater

EVENTs

Paddlin’ 4 Paws Cardboard Boat Regatta Races What: Fundraiser for the Randolph County Animal Shelter. Featuring music by Johnathan East. When: Breakfast begins at 8:30 a.m., boat racers check in from 9:30-11 a.m. Where: Chimney Cove, 88 Fireside Drive, Wedowee How much: Free, items and food priced as marked Contact: 256-357-0101 Wine Tasting When: 2-6 p.m. Where: Wine Cellar, 309 Quintard Ave., Anniston How much: $5 Contact: 256-237-5996

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Chocolate: The Exhibition What: This exhibit tells chocolate’s rich story in chronological order with beautifully illustrated text panels, lifelike exhibits and short films. When: Through May 22. Museum hours are Monday-Friday 9 a.m.-5 p.m.; Saturdays 9 a.m.-6 p.m. and Sundays noon-6 p.m. Where: Anniston Museum of Natural History, 800 Museum Drive, Anniston

How much: $8 for adults, $7 for seniors (60+), $6 for children 4-17, children under 3 are free Contact: 256-237-6766 Chocolate Vessels What: Variety of vessels used to store and ship chocolate through the years. When: Through June 5. Museum hours are Tuesday-Saturday 10 a.m.-5 p.m.; Sundays

1-5 p.m. Where: Berman Museum of World History, 840 Museum Drive, Anniston How much: $5 for adults, $4.50 for seniors (60+), $4 for children 4-17; children under 3 are free Contact: 256-237-6261 or www.bermanmuseum.org Art Exhibition

What: ArtWorks Gallery has a continuing exhibition of works by gallery artists. Offerings include a wide variety of original art and fine craft works by 18 area artists. When: Tuesday through Friday, 11 a.m.-4 p.m. Where: ArtWorks Gallery, 921 Noble St., Anniston How much: Free Contact: 256-237-1259

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{get out and do something}

Karaoke with Brett When: 8 p.m. Where: The Smoking Moose, 1214 Noble St., Anniston How much: Free Contact: 256-741-9300

Greg Huff and Scott Grant When: 6 p.m. Where: Garfrerick’s Cafe, 655 Creekside Drive, Oxford How much: Free Contact: 256-831-0044

Steve Sedberry What: Scripture songs from the Old and New Testament When: 5 p.m. Where: The Church of the Nazarene, 215 Handley Road, Roanoke How much: Free, donations accepted Contact: 334-646-0211 or 678-416-3215

Karaoke by Mossburg When: 8-11 p.m. Where: Applebee’s, 612 E. Hamric Drive, Oxford How much: Free Contact: 256-835-2443

Party on the Patio feat. Amanda Quarles When: 6-9 p.m. Where: The Victoria Restaurant, 1604 Quintard Ave., Anniston How much: Free Contact: 256-741-3953

sunDAY

Music

theater

event

Bike Sunday What: Food, drink specials, giveaways When: 2-6 p.m. Where: The Smoking Moose, 1214 Noble St., Anniston How much: Free Contact: 256-741-9300

monDAY

Music

Karaoke by Mossburg When: 8-11 p.m. Where: Jefferson’s, 407 Pelham Road N., Jacksonville How much: Free Contact: 256-435-3456

tuesDAY

Music

thursDAY

Music

Dance Party with Scuba Steve When: 9 p.m. Where: Brother’s Bar, 206 Pelham Road S., Jacksonville How much: $3 Contact: 256-435-6090 Karaoke with DJ Tay Tay When: 9 p.m. Where: Heroes American Grille, 8896 McClellan Blvd., Jacksonville How much: Free Contact: 256-405-4366

comedy

Comedy Open Mic Night with Eric Swann and Kool-Aide When: 8 p.m. Where: Blu’s Bar, 1013 U.S. Highway 431, Anniston How much: Free Contact: 256-235-0613

Karaoke with Billy 2 Bare When: 8 p.m. Where: Blu’s Bar, 1013 U.S. Highway 431, Anniston How much: Free Contact: 256-235-0613 Jam Night What: Open mic night, all musicians welcome When: 8 p.m. Where: The Peerless Saloon, 13 W. 10th St., Anniston How much: Free Contact: 256-237-1899 DJ Rockin’ Roger When: 9 p.m. Where: AJ’s Sunset Bar and Grill, 1500 Hillyer Robinson Pkwy., Anniston How much: Free Contact: 256-237-5996

wednesDAY

Open Mic Night with Chris and Paul When: 8 p.m. Where: The Smoking Moose, 1214 Noble St., Anniston How much: Free Contact: 256-741-9300

Where: The Smoking Moose, 1214 Noble St., Anniston How much: Free Contact: 256-741-9300

Guy Lombardo’s Royal Canadians Guy Lombardo’s Royal Canadians with Al Pierson concert and dance What: Big band concert and dance When: 7 p.m. Where: Oxford Civic Center, 401 McCullars Lane, Oxford How much: $10 advance, $15 at door Contact: 256-832-0000 Line dancing lessons When: 7 p.m. Where: Bama Cowboy Saloon and Steakhouse, 1503 Hillyer Robinson Pkwy., Anniston How much: Free Contact: 256-835-7735 Karaoke with Chris Johns When: 7-10 p.m. Where: Mellow Mushroom patio, 33 Industrial Drive, Oxford How much: Free Contact: 256-835-1444 Karaoke with Brett When: 8 p.m.

Open Mic with Riley Green What: All musicians welcome When: 9:30 p.m. Where: Heroes American Grille, 8896 McClellan Blvd., Jacksonville How much: Free Contact: 256-405-4366 A Thousand Horses What: Blues, rock When: 10 p.m. Where: Brother’s Bar, 206 Pelham Road S., Jacksonville How much: $5 for under 21, $3 for 21 and up Contact: 256-435-6090

EVENT

Wine tasting When: 5:30-7:30 p.m. Where: Tyson Art & Frame, 3326 Henry Road, Anniston How much: $5 Contact: 256-236-9910 To submit to the free calendar, contact Deirdre Long at 256-2353580 or dlong@annistonstar.com. Listings must be received at least seven days in advance.

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May 13-19, 2011 The lineup

For exact times for each performances, visit www.hangoutmusicfest.com FRIDAY, MAY 20 • Widespread Panic • My Morning Jacket • STS9 • Bassnectar • Warren Haynes Band • Grace Potter and the Nocturnals • Umphrey’s Mcgee • Brandi Carlile • Karl Denson’s Tiny Universe • SOJA • Railroad Earth • Beats Antique • Easy Star All-Stars • Greensky Bluegrass • Kristy Lee • Honey Island Swamp Band • Cas Haley SATURDAY, MAY 21 • Foo Fighters • The Flaming Lips • The Avett Brothers • Motorhead • Cee-Lo Green • Primus • Pretty Lights • Slightly Stoopid • Medeski, Martin and Wood • Big Gigantic • Xavier Rudd • Minus The Bear • Dead Confederate • Mariachi El Bronx • Rich Aucoin • Khris Royal and Dark Matter • Civil Twilight • Rival Sons • Jon Black

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Let the festivities begin!

S ummer of content While the scene of the summer music festivals started in earnest in April with Coachella (Indo, Calif.) and New Orlean’s Jazz Fest, things really don’t start cranking until school is out. Here are Bran Strickland’s picks for how he’d spend his summer if money, missed time on the golf course and SPF were not factors.

Wakarusa Where: Mulberry Mountain, Ark. When: June 2-5 The skinny: The best thing to come out of Arkansas since Razorbacks quarterback Ryan Mallet. While that’s not been a long time — what? Four months? — the vibe isn’t bad as an opening act for your next festival trek. Reasons to go: My Morning Jacket, Ben Harper and RELENTLESS7, STS9 and Umphrey’s McGee.

paul simon SUNDAY, MAY 22 • Paul Simon • The Black Keys • Michael Franti and Spearhead • Girl Talk • Ween • Matisyahu • Drive-by Truckers • Amos Lee • JJ Grey and Mofro • Old Crow Medicine Show • Keller Williams • Galactic • Justin Towns Earle • Trombone Shorty & Orleans Avenue • Portugal. The Man • Jonathan Tyler & Northern Lights • Truth and Salvage Co. • A Thousand Horses • Roman Street

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hen planning a big outdoor event — a really big event — the what-if scenarios must nearly equal the number in attendance. But an oil spill? Though that scenario bordered on the unthinkable, it’s what A.J. Niland and the staff of HUKA Entertainment had to deal with last May when they launched the inaugural Hangout Music Festival. One year later — with the spill and a rainy Sunday, too — Hangout is back, and if ticket sales are any barometer, it’s hard for some to even remember there was even a hiccup. “Our first day of sales was tremendous and the pace has not stopped,” Niland said in mid-March, and now with the date rapidly approaching, the festival is sold out, anticipating more than 35,000 patrons. Tickets are still available, though, through many after-market brokers. Hangout Music Festival, which takes place May 20-22, is just one multi-day summer music festival among the trend that has been growing over the past decade. Decades removed from Woodstock, the resurgence of the multi-band concerts in out-

door venues was paved by Lollapalooza and Bonnaroo, just two of the biggest. Today, many more have gotten on board and the festivals span from coast to coast, each one with its own personality – The Hangout Festival included. “It doesn’t seem very exotic to us, but there are very few people that realize that Alabama even has beaches,” Niland said. With Bonnaroo catering to the free spirits, Lollapalooza and Austin City Limits satisfying a metropolitan vibe, Niland said it was important for organizers to carve out their own niche. Breaking apart from the festivals where patrons go and camp out — which is among the driving force in the summer scene — they pursued another demographic. “Our demographic really centers around 25-40, who is young adult or starting family or young family who used to go to some of the other festival when they had the time and financial wherewithal to do it,” Niland said. “Ours

is a little more mature … maybe mom and dad, the kids and grandmaw, they spend the morning at the beach, then in the evening, the kids stay with grandmaw, and mom and dad go to some of the shows in the evening.” That grownup vibe shines through in the festival marked by schedule. Artists won’t perform into the wee hours of the morning like other festivals. Here, just as last year, the final performer on each of the three nights wraps up at 11 p.m., leaving the witching midnight hour to its own creations or the comforts of their own hotel room. Though the vibe is set for an older crowd, the lineup is not — A.J. Niland, geared toward has-been bands from that demographic’s youngowner, Spin City er days. That aspect of the festival was important, Niland said, to put this festival on par with many of the others that are known nationally. On the heels of its first-year lineup, which was dotted with award-winning bands, the festival

“For a lot of things, there is a certain level of seeing is believing and proving ourselves in year one.”

matched — if not exceeded — its star power. More than 70 bands are scheduled with Paul Simon, Widespread Panic, Foo Fighters, The Black Keys, My Morning Jacket and Grace Potter and the Nocturnals diversifying the lineup. With the music industry’s version of “build it and they will come,” the challenges for Niland and crew were two-fold. While strong acts would drive ticket sales, the allure of the beach festival was stronger for the patrons than for the artists. While selling tickets was important, even Niland said he was surprised by their ability to sell the artists. “Traditionally, beach shows are not as desired by artists because it adds a whole level of complication to their performance — sand is not good for instruments, sand it not good for sound equipment,” he said. “For a lot of things, there is a certain level of seeing is believing and proving ourselves in year one. “So, we’re very pleased with the artists that got on board with us in year one. I feel, for our first year, the lineup was really … I was not expecting to make as large a jump this year — I can tell you that.” Bran Strickland is a staff writer for The Star. He can be reached at 256-235-3570 or follow him on Twitter @bran_strickland.

Where: Manchester, Tenn. When: June 9-12 The skinny: A shell of its former jam band self, Bonnaroo continues each year to open itself to a wider audience and is now revered by many as the go-to summer festival. When they say there’s something for everyone, that’s not a cliché. If you can’t find at least one band you like, you probably don’t have a pulse. Or the music of today’s kids is just too loud. Reasons to go: Eminem, Alison Krauss and Union Station, Arcade Fire, Mumford and Sons, Girl Talk, Lil Wayne and Loretta Lynn.

Riverfest Where: Gadsden When: June 10-11 The skinny: One of these things is not like the others. One of these things just doesn’t belong. ... Riverfest is not on the radar of the national summer music festivals, but you’ve got to give them credit for trying. And with a weekend pass going for only $25, it’s not a bad option to spend a one or two nights and have the luxury of sleeping in your own bed. Reasons to go: Randy Travis, Bo Bice, Flo Rida and Drivin N Cryin

Summerfest Where: Milwaukee, Wis. When: June 29-July 3, July 5-10 The skinny: Though their name typically doesn’t come up when talking about the top festivals in the country, Summerfest is actually the most attended festival of the season and has been rolling along since 1968. The lineup is strong and the festival is long. Pack a lunch.

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The fountains are a popular way to cool off for Bonnaroo patrons. Reasons to go: Kanye West, Katy Perry, Meatloaf, Toby Keith, Kid Rock, Sheryl Crow, Def Leppard and Sugarland.

All Good Festival Where: Masontown, W.Va. When: July 14-17 The skinny: If you never went to Bonnaroo before it became commercialized, All Good can provide you that time machine. Heavy on the jam band vibe and nestled in the rolling hills of West Virginia, the views are as sweet as the sounds. Reasons to go: Futher featuring Phil Lesh and Bob Weir (founding members of the Grateful Dead), moe., Dark Star Orchestra (Grateful Dead tribute band) and Umphrey’s McGee.

Lollapalooza Where: Chicago When: August 5-7 The skinny: Once a traveling festival, Lollapalooza has taken roots in the downtown of Chicago. There’s no reason it shouldn’t be on any outdoor music lover’s bucket list. Reasons to go: Eminem, Foo Fighters, Coldplay, My Morning Jacket, Cee Lo Green.

Austin City Limits Where: Austin, Texas When: Sept. 16-18 The skinny: Among the top five — if not top three — festivals in the country with a lineup that makes you forget that you’re in the middle of Texas in September. Last year, The Eagles and Phish were just part of the lineup. Reasons to go: Lineup TBA

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“For a lot of things, there is a certain level of seeing is believing and proving ourselves in year one.”

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The fountains are a popular way to cool off for Bonnaroo patrons. Reasons to go: Kanye West, Katy Perry, Meatloaf, Toby Keith, Kid Rock, Sheryl Crow, Def Leppard and Sugarland.

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Å American Chopper: Senior vs. Junior ’ Å American Chopper: Senior vs. Junior “Big Guns” American Chopper: Senior vs. Junior ’ Å American Chopper: Senior vs. Junior ’ Å DISC American Chopper The Suite Life on Deck Phineas and Ferb The Suite Life on Deck Fish Hooks Milo watches Good Luck Charlie “Dun- Good Luck Charlie Good Luck Charlie “Dri- Good Luck Charlie The Suite Life on Deck DISN “Prom Night” ’ Å “Graduation on Deck” a scary movie. can’s Got Talent” ving Mrs. Dabney” “Blankie Go Bye-Bye” “The Play’s the Thing” Voice ››› “Speed” (1994, Action) Keanu Reeves, Dennis Hopper. A transit bus is wired to explode if it drops below 50 mph. E! Special The Soup Chelsea Lately E! ●College Softball SEC Tournament, Final: Teams TBA. From Oxford, Miss. (N) (Live) ●Baseball Tonight (N) (Live) Å ●SportsCenter (N) (Live) Å ESPN ●SportsCenter (N) Å ●Auto Racing Global Rallycross Championship. 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Å corked” ››› “Scott Pilgrim vs. the World” (2010) ’ “Night-Smithsonian” “Cats & Dogs: Kitty Galore” “How to Train Your Dragon” (2010) HBO “Cinema Verite” (2011) Diane Lane. He’s Just Real Time/Bill Maher Outdoor House Hunters My First First Place Property Selling NY Buck Get It Sold House Hunters For Rent Unsellable First Place First Place Hunters H&G Disaster Disaster Yard Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Inspector America Timo- Inspector America Timo- Inspector America Swamp People “Gator Swamp People “Hunter Swamp People “Shoot- Swamp People “First Swamp HIST Å Å Å Å thy is in Minnesota. thy is in Los Angles. “Shaky Foundations” Gauntlet” Å or Hunted?” Å ing Wild” Å Mates” Å People “Accused at 17” (2009) Cynthia Gibb. Å “Amanda Knox: Murder on Trial in Italy” (2011) Justice LIFE Will/Grace Will/Grace “No One Would Tell” (1996) Candace Cameron. “Student Seduction” (2003) Elizabeth Berkley. › “Unknown” (2006) ’ ‘NR’ Å › “The Skulls” (2000) Joshua Jackson. Å ››› “State of Play” (2009) Russell Crowe. ››› “Independence Day” (1996) Will Smith. MAX ››› “Antwone Fisher” (2002) Derek Luke. World at War ’ Å World at War ’ Å World at War ’ Å World at War ’ Å World at War “Japan” World at War “Pacific” World at War “Bomb” World at War ’ Å World-War MILIT World at War ’ Å 16 and Pregnant Å ›› “Bring It On” (2000) Kirsten Dunst. ’ ›› “Bring It On: Fight to the Finish” (2009) ›› “Bring It On: All or Nothing” (2006) ’ › “Bring It On Again” (2004) ’ MTV 16 and Pregnant Å Swallowed-Sun Aftermath: Earth Stops Aftermath: Population Aftermath: Without Oil Aftermath: Population Zero Shark Men 2012 NGEO Wicked Pirate City Penguins Sponge. Power Sponge. Sponge. Sponge. Sponge. Ninjas iCarly ’ iCarly ’ iCarly ’ iCarly ’ Victorious Victorious Ninjas Big Time iCarly ’ NICK Sponge. T.U.F.F. 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(N) Brawl Call ●FIGHTZONE Presents Brawl Call XTERRA SPSO Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Orange › “Ultraviolet” (2006) Milla Jovovich. Å › “Dragon Wars” (2007, Action) Jason Behr. ››› “The Rocketeer” (1991, Fantasy) Bill Campbell. Å SYFY Stay Alive › “Equilibrium” (2002) Christian Bale, Emily Watson. Å Redempt Love In Touch PowerPnt Is Written B. Conley From His King Is J. Franklin John Hagee Today Rod P. Dickow Jakes J. Meyer Leading TBN K. Hagin Ed Young Miracle ›› “Race to Witch Mountain” (2009) Å MLB Baseball Philadelphia Phillies at Atlanta Braves. (N) (Live) Å Payne Payne ›› “Diary of a Mad Black Woman” (2005) TBS › “Code Name: The Cleaner” ››› “The Sundowners” (1960) Deborah Kerr, Robert Mitchum. ››› “This Is the Night” (1932) Lili ›› “Daisy Kenyon” (1947, Romance) Joan Craw- ››› “The Way We Were” (1973, Romance) Barbra ››› “Bringing Up Baby” (1938) TCM Australian sheep drovers face a challenging daily life. Damita, Charlie Ruggles. ford, Dana Andrews, Henry Fonda. 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›› The Pink Panther The Unit “Stress” Å ENTERTAINMENT Local Programming Action News Nightbeat ●Sports Zone Sunday Criminal Minds “A Shade of Gray” ’ Å Criminal Minds Deadly virus is released. ’ Å Breakout Kings “Off the Beaten Path” (N) Å Breakout Kings “Off the Beaten Path” Å A&E Criminal Minds ’ Å ›› “The Lost World: Jurassic Park” (1997, Adventure) Jeff Goldblum, Julianne Moore, Pete Postlethwaite. Premiere. An expedition reThe Killing “Stonewalled” New evidence is found. (N) The Killing “Stonewalled” New evidence is found. ’ Å AMC turns to monitor dinosaurs’ progress. Å ’Å River Monsters “Chainsaw Predator” ’ Å River Monsters Jeremy Wade investigates a death. River Monsters “Electric Executioner” (N) ’ Å River Monsters Jeremy Wade investigates a death. ANPL Wild Kingdom (N) ’ ››› “Superman II” (1980) Christopher Reeve. BBC Robin Hood-of Thieves ›› “Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves” (1991, Adventure) Kevin Costner, Morgan Freeman. The legendary outlaw rallies villagers against tyranny. Å The Family Crews Å ›› “Preacher’s Kid” (2009, Drama) LeToya Luckett, Clifton Powell. A pastor’s musically gifted daughter sets out on her own. Å The Unit Bravo Team’s helicopter goes down. Å BET Lord, All Men I Survived Å I Survived A teen is attacked at home. Å I Survived Abducted and tortured; trapped. (N) Å I Survived Abducted and tortured; trapped. Å I Survived...Beyond & Back Å BIO The Real Housewives of Orange County Å The Real Housewives of Orange County Å The Real Housewives of Orange County (N) Å What Happens Housewives/OC BRAVO Housewives/OC Ron White’s Celebrity Salute to the Troops ’ Å ›› “Police Academy” (1984) Steve Guttenberg, Kim Cattrall. A police academy opens its doors to some motley misfits. ’ Å CMTV Ron White: Fix Stupid Tosh.0 Å Tosh.0 Å Tosh.0 Å Tosh.0 Å Tosh.0 Å Tosh.0 Å Workaholics Å South Park Å COMEDY Tosh.0 Å Wild Animal Repo Scott tries to rescue a macaque. Hogs Gone Wild Dr. West tracks a boar. (N) Å Killing bin Laden (N) ’ Å Wild Animal Repo Scott tries to rescue a macaque. DISC Swamp Brothers Å Good Luck Charlie “Dun- Good Luck Charlie “The Wizards of Waverly Place The Suite Life on Deck The Suite Life on Deck The Suite Life on Deck Good Luck Charlie “Let’s Good Luck Charlie “Dun- Good Luck Charlie Gabe DISN can vs. Duncan” Break Up” (N) Å “Graduation on Deck” “Love and War” Å “Rat Tale” ’ Å Potty” can vs. Duncan” has his first sleep over. Khloe and Lamar Khloe and Lamar Khloe and Lamar Khloe and Lamar Khloe and Lamar Khloe and Lamar (N) The Dance Scene Fashion Police Chelsea Lately E! ●MLB Baseball Boston Red Sox at New York Yankees. From Yankee Stadium in the Bronx, N.Y. (N Subject to Blackout) (Live) ●SportsCenter (N) (Live) Å ESPN ●Baseball Tonight (N) 2010 World Series of Poker 2010 World Series of Poker ESPN2 ●NHRA Drag Racing Summit Racing Equipment Southern Nationals. From Atlanta. (N Same-day Tape) Å ››› “Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl” (2003, Action) Johnny Depp. A blacksmith and a pirate must rescue a kidnapped damsel. America’s Funniest Home Videos ’ Å FAM ››› Monsters, Inc. Challenge Cakes that recreate WWE superstars. (N) Best in Smoke “Child’s Play” (N) Iron Chef America Windy City vs. the Big Apple. (N) Cupcake Wars AFI’s Young Hollywood party. FOOD Last Cake Standing ●Ball Up Streetball ●Baseball’s Golden Age ●The Final Score (N) World Poker Tour: Season 9 FOXSS World Poker Tour: Sea World Poker Tour: Season 9 (Taped) ›› “Death Race” (2008, Action) Jason Statham, Tyrese Gibson. ››› “The Italian Job” (2003, Crime Drama) Mark Wahlberg, Charlize Theron. A thief and his crew plan to steal back their gold. Two and a Half Men ’ FX Fox Legacy ››› “All That Jazz” (1979, Musical) Roy Scheider, Jessica Lange. Fox Legacy ››› “Love and Other Catastrophes” (1996, Comedy) Matt Day. Å FXM Life After Film School Drew Carey Baggage Å Love Triangle Å The Newlywed Game Love Triangle Å Baggage Å Drew Carey Drew Carey GSN Power of 10 ’ Å › “Uncorked” (2010, Romance-Comedy) Julie Benz, JoBeth Williams, Elliott “Edge of the Garden” (2011, Drama) Rob Estes, Sarah Manninen, David Lewis. A lonely man forms a friend- Frasier Niles fills in for Frasier Niles misses out HALL Gould. A businesswoman meets a chef while visiting wine country. Å ship with the spirit of a woman. Å Frasier on the radio. ’ on Daphne. ’ Å True Blood Sookie attempts to save Bill. ’ Å Game of Thrones “The Wolf and the Lion” (N) ’ Treme Aunt Mimi and Davis’ record company. (N) Game of Thrones “The Wolf and the Lion” Å HBO Train Dragon Holmes on Homes Å Holmes on Homes Å Holmes Inspection “Go With the Flow” Fireplaces. House Hunters Å Hunters Int’l Income Property Å Income Property Å H&G House Hunters Å Swamp People “Hot Pur- Swamp People “Dark Waters” Liz is injured during a Swamp People “Deadly Skies” A severe storm apInspector America “Dam This City” Timothy inspects Modern Marvels “Dams” Hoover Dam; hydraulics lab. HIST suit” Å capture. Å proaches. Å high-hazard dams. (N) Å Å Army Wives Roxy and Trevor’s marital problems. Coming Home Two children are surprised. (N) Å Army Wives Roxy and Trevor’s marital problems. LIFE “Justice for Natalee Holloway” (2011) Tracy Pollan, Stephen Amell. Å ›› “Predators” (2010) Adrien Brody. Fearsome aliens hunt a band of human fighters. ’ ‘R’ Å ›› “The Wolfman” (2010, Horror) Benicio Del Toro, Emily Blunt. ’ ‘R’ Å Lady Chatterly MAX Independence Day Å Battlefield Diaries “Tank Battle Vietnam” ’ Å Battlefield Diaries “Baghdad Convoy Attack” Å Battlefield Diaries Initial attack on Iraq. ’ Å Battlefield Diaries “Tank Battle Vietnam” ’ Å MILIT World at War ’ Å 16 and Pregnant “Danielle” ’ Å America’s Best Dance Crew MTV › Bring It On Again ’ ›› “Bring It On” (2000) Kirsten Dunst. High-school cheerleaders vie for a coveted national title. ’ X-Ray Earth Exploring Earth through new technology. (N) Shark Men The team chases a white shark. (N) X-Ray Earth NGEO 2012: Armageddon ››› “The Nutty Professor” (1996, Comedy) Eddie Murphy, Jada Pinkett. Premiere. ’ Å George Lopez ’ Å George Lopez ’ Å The Nanny ’ Å The Nanny ’ Å NICK iCarly ’ Å Wonders of the Solar System “Empire of the Sun” Firefly “Trash” Saffron steals a valuable gun. Å Firefly The body of a dead smuggler turns up. ’ Wonders of the Solar System “Empire of the Sun” SCIENCE How It’s Made ’ Å The Borgias (iTV) The invasion of France proceeds. Nurse Jackie (iTV) Å United States of Tara ’ The Borgias Invaders capture pregnant Lucrezia. ’ The Borgias Invaders capture pregnant Lucrezia. ’ SHOW ››› The Messenger General Hospital Lucky makes a request of Luke. General Hospital ’ Å General Hospital Sonny and Dante locate Suzanne. General Hospital ’ Å SOAP General Hospital Å ●Wind Tunnel With Dave Despain (N) (Live) ●My Classic Car (N) ●SPEED Center Car Crazy (N) SPEED ●SPEED Center (N) (Live) ●NASCAR Victory Lane (N) Coal A piece of equipment is damaged. (N) ’ ›› “Man on Fire” (2004, Crime Drama) Denzel Washington, Dakota Fanning, Christopher Walken. A bodyguard takes revenge on a girl’s kidnappers. ’ SPIKE Coal ’ ●Inside the Orange John Cohen Show College Softball SPSO ●College Baseball Arkansas at South Carolina. ››› “Total Recall” (1990, Science Fiction) Arnold Schwarzenegger, Rachel Ticotin. Å SYFY ››› “Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines” (2003, Science Fiction) Arnold Schwarzenegger, Nick Stahl, Claire Danes. Å Joel Osteen Å Taking Authority Å Kenneth Copeland Å Changing Your World Great Leaders: Gideon and Samson TBN Jack Hayford Å ›› “Why Did I Get Married?” (2007, Comedy-Drama) Tyler Perry, Janet Jackson, Jill Scott. Å ›› “Why Did I Get Married?” (2007, Comedy-Drama) Tyler Perry, Janet Jackson, Jill Scott. Å TBS Diary-Black ››› “Bringing Up Baby” ››› “Rasputin and the Empress” (1932, Drama) John Barrymore, Ethel Barrymore, Lionel Barrymore. ›› “Rasputin, the Mad Monk” (1966, Suspense) Christopher Lee, Barbara Shelley, Richard Pasco. A Russian TCM (1938) Å (DVS) Rasputin takes part in the fall of Russia’s royal family. Å mystic worms his way into the czar’s court. Sister Wives (N) Å Extreme Couponing ’ Strange Sex (N) ’ Å Strange Sex ’ Å Sister Wives ’ Å Extreme Couponing ’ TLC Hoarding: Buried Alive Hoarding: Buried Alive “Oh My Gosh” ’ Å ››› “My Big Fat Greek ›› “Meet the Fockers” (2004, Comedy) Robert De Niro, Ben Stiller, Dustin Hoffman. Premiere. Future in-laws ›› “Meet the Fockers” (2004, Comedy) Robert De Niro, Ben Stiller, Dustin Hoffman. Future in-laws clash in TNT Wedding” (2002) clash in Florida. Å Florida. Å World of Gumball The Looney Tunes Show God, the Devil and Bob King of the Hill ’ Å King of the Hill ’ Å Family Guy ’ Å Family Guy ’ Å Robot Chicken TOON ›› Open Season M*A*S*H Å M*A*S*H Å M*A*S*H Å M*A*S*H “Dear Dad” Everybody-Raymond Everybody-Raymond Everybody-Raymond Everybody-Raymond TVLND All in the Family Law & Order: Special Victims Unit “Savior” Å Law & Order: Criminal Intent (N) ’ Å In Plain Sight Mary plays the go-between. (N) Å Burn Notice A paranoid kidnapper. Å USA Law & Order: SVU Mob Wives Renee makes a wild appearance. (N) ’ Audrina (N) ’ Saddle Ranch (N) ’ Mob Wives Renee makes a wild appearance. Å Audrina ’ Saddle Ranch ’ VH1 Jersey Shore ’ Å CABLE NEWS Inside American Airlines: A Week in the Life Training; ticket pricing; fuel cost. 60 Minutes on CNBC “Gambling’s Aces” CNBC Wall Street Journal Rpt. Biography on CNBC “Henry Ford” Education in America: Don’t Fail Me (N) Piers Morgan Tonight Newsroom Education in America: Don’t Fail Me CNN Newsroom Q&A Internat’l Programming American Politics Q&A CSPAN American Politics Book TV Book TV: After Words Book TV Book TV CSPAN2 Book TV Huckabee Freedom Watch With Judge Napolitano Geraldo at Large ’ Å Huckabee FNC FOX Report Caught on Camera “Bold, Brazen and Bizarre” Taken: The Elizabeth Smart Story Sex Slaves: Detroit The human trafficking industry. Sex Bunker A grocer has another identity. MSNBC Caught on Camera

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Å ›› “Eraser” (1996, Action) Arnold Schwarzenegger. Å ››› “Terminator 2: Judgment Day” (1991) Å F Stooges ›› “Sleeping With the Enemy” (1991) Å ››› “Terminator 2: Judgment Day” (1991) Arnold Schwarzenegger. ›› “From Dusk Till Dawn” (1996) Harvey Keitel. ›› “Batman Forever” (1995) Val Kilmer. Å The X-Files Top Gear Varied Programs Kitchen Nightmares Star Trek: Next The X-Files Doctor Who Top Gear Top Gear BBC Doctor Who Bernie Jamie F. Jamie F. Jamie F. Jamie F. Movie Girlfriends Girlfriends Girlfriends Girlfriends The Game The Game 106 & Park: BET’s Top 10 Live BET Bernie Varied Programs City Confidential I Survived Notorious Biography Biography Varied Programs City Confidential I Survived Notorious BIO BRAVO Varied Programs Varied Programs Extrm. Varied Extrm. Varied Movie Varied Programs Extrm. CMTV Music Movie Varied Comedy Daily Show Colbert Movie RENO 911! 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Å FXM W ›› “Orchestra Wives” (1942, Musical) Å TH ›› “April Love” (1957, Musical) Pat Boone. ›› “All Hands on Deck” (1961) Pat Boone. › “Two of a Kind” (1983) Å ›› “At Long Last Love” (1975) Burt Reynolds. ››› “Hello, Dolly!” (1969) Barbra Streisand. F I-Advent. ››› “Call Northside 777” (1948) Å ›› “The River’s Edge” (1957) Å ››› “Seven Thieves” (1960) Rod Steiger Å ›› “Butch and Sundance: The Early Days” ›› “11 Harrowhouse” (1974) Å Pyramid Match Gm. Match Gm. Lingo Lingo Deal or No Deal Catch 21 Chain Rctn Lingo Lingo Fam. Feud Fam. Feud Catch 21 1 vs. 100 Newlywed Newlywed Love GSN Sharks Food Martha’s Martha’s Martha Stewart Show Martha Stewart Show The Waltons The Waltons The Waltons Little House Little H’se HALL Martha Stewart Show Hungry To Sell To Sell House Hunters Varied Programs Color Spl. Varied Programs Hunters H&G Varied Programs M Holy Grail in America Kensington Rune Stone. Brad Meltzer’s Dec. American American Real Tomb Hunters Holy Grail in America Kensington Rune Stone. Brad Meltzer’s Dec. American T How the Earth Was Made Geological history. Modern Marvels “Dirt” Modern Marvels Å Black Blizzard Disaster strikes. Å How the Earth Was Made Geological history. Modern Marvels “Dirt” Marvels Tougher in Alaska Tougher in Alaska Little Ice Age: Big Chill Sudden cold snaps. Alaska: Dangerous Territory Å Tougher in Alaska Alaska HIST W Alaska: Dangerous Territory Å TH Titanic’s Final Moments: Missing Pieces Å Titanic’s Tragic Sister Modern Marvels Å Journey to the Earth’s Core Å Titanic’s Final Moments: Missing Pieces Å Titanic’s Tragic Sister Marvels F Day After Disaster Homeland Security response. Modern Marvels Å Brad Meltzer’s Dec. After Armageddon ’ Å Day After Disaster Homeland Security response. Modern Marvels Å Brad Melt. Chris How I Met How I Met Desperate Housewives Grey’s Anatomy Grey’s Anatomy Cold Case Files Cold Case Files Unsolved Mysteries Unsolved Mysteries Pawn LIFE Chris MILIT Varied Programs The Seven ’70s Show ’70s Show ’70s Show Disaster MTV Varied Programs Dog Whisperer Troopers Troopers Varied Programs Troopers NGEO Varied Programs Umizoomi Dora... Dora... Max Ruby Max, Ruby T.U.F.F. Penguins Sponge. Sponge. Big Time iCarly Sponge. Sponge. iCarly iCarly iCarly NICK Go, Diego Max, Ruby Bubble MythBusters How Do It? How Do It? How/Made How/Made Varied SCIENCE Varied Programs Beverly Hills, 90210 Beverly Hills, 90210 The O.C. One Tree Hill One Tree Hill Beverly Hills, 90210 Beverly Hills, 90210 Days of our Lives The Young SOAP Days of our Lives ●Monster Jam ●Pass Time ●Pass Time Hub Paid Prog. Paid Prog. NASCAR Varied Programs SPEED Varied Programs CSI: Crime Scene CSI: Crime Scene CSI: NY CSI: Crime Scene Varied Programs SPIKE CSI: Crime Scene ●MLB Baseball ●MLB Baseball Varied Programs Varied Programs SPSO Paid Prog. Varied SYFY Varied Programs Your Day Copeland Varied Programs Behind Varied Robison Marilyn H. The 700 Club J. Hagee Your Day Praise the Lord Varied TBN Rod P. Prince Prince Payne Payne Browns Amer. Dad Earl Raymond Jim Jim The Office Raymond Raymond Friends Friends Seinfeld Seinfeld King TBS Prince M Big Street ›› “Slim” (1937) Pat O’Brien. Å Fonda on Fonda ›› “That Certain Woman” (1937) Bette Davis. ››› “Jezebel” (1938) Bette Davis. ››› “The Mad Miss Manton” Å ››› “Young Mr. Lincoln” (1939) T Strange I. ›› “Stage Mother” (1933, Drama) ››› “Tugboat Annie” (1933) Å ›› “The Flame Within” (1935) › “Woman Wanted” › “Between Two Women” (1937) ›› “Let Us Live” (1939) Best › “Cairo” (1942) Jeanette MacDonald. ›››› “Rififi” (1955) Jean Servais. ››› “High Sierra” (1941) Humphrey Bogart. ›› “I Died a Thousand Times” TCM W ››› “The Asphalt Jungle” (1950) Å (DVS) TH ›››› “The Killers” ›› “Where Danger Lives” (1950) ››› “His Kind of Woman” (1951) Å ››› “The Big Sleep” (1946) Humphrey Bogart. › “Crime in the Streets” (1956) James Whitmore ›› “Side Street” (1950) F Mr. Smith ›››› “The Philadelphia Story” (1940) ›››› “The Spirit of St. Louis” (1957) James Stewart. Å ››› “Anatomy of a Murder” (1959) James Stewart. Å ›› “Bell, Book and Candle” (1958) Å Say Yes Cake Boss Kitchen Baby Story Baby Story Multiples Baby’s What Not to Wear Say Yes Say Yes Varied Programs TLC Pregnant Pregnant Say Yes Supernatural Las Vegas Las Vegas The Closer Cold Case Law & Order Law & Order Law & Order Bones TNT Supernatural Garfield Chowder Chowder Looney Tunes Jerry Varied Garfield Ed, Edd Ed, Edd Courage Courage Adventure MAD Varied Codename Codename Johnny T TOON Garfield Varied All-Family Sanford Gunsmoke Gunsmoke Bonanza Bonanza Bonanza GoodTime Jeffersons Sanford Sanford Sanford TVLND Jeannie House House House Varied Programs NCIS NCIS USA Varied Programs VH1 Morning Jump Start Varied Programs CABLE NEWS Strategy Money Power Lunch Street Signs Closing Bell Closing Bell-Bartiromo Fast Mny Varied Mad Money Report CNBC Squawk on the Street The Call Newsroom Newsroom Newsroom The Situation Room With Wolf Blitzer John King CNN Newsroom America Live Studio/Shepard Smith Your World W/ Cavuto Glenn Beck Special Report FOX Rep’t FNC America’s Newsroom Happening Now MSNBC Live MSNBC News Live Andrea Mitchell News Nation Martin Bashir Dylan Ratigan Hardball Matthews MSNBC Live Hardball MSNBC Jansing and Co.

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(N) ’ Å 10:00pm (N) Å Jay Leno (N) ’ Å 90210 Liam makes a revelation to Annie. ’ Å Gossip Girl Blair faces a decision. ’ Å The King of Queens ’ How I Met Your Mother The Andy Griffith Show The Andy Griffith Show 5 WTTO Two and a Half Men ’ Cheers ’ Å Cheers ’ Å TV24 News at Nine Rick & Bubba Å 8 WJXS The Andy Griffith Show What a Deal Wheel of Fortune In New Dancing With the Stars (N) ’ (Live) Å Castle “Knockout” (Season Finale) Hit man escapes ABC 33/40 News at 10PM Nightline (N) Å H WJSU Orleans. (N) Å during a court hearing. (N) ’ Å (N) CBS 42 News After the How I Met Your Mother Mad Love “After the Fire- Two and a Half Men ’ Å Mike & Molly “Peggy’s Hawaii Five-0 “Oia’i’o” (Season Finale) Wo Fat targets CBS 42 News at 10 (N) Late Show With David J WIAT Storm Barney and Robin bond. works” ’ Å New Beau” ’ Å the Five-0. (N) ’ Å Letterman (N) ’ Å Without a Trace Gunfire seriously wounds Martin. Criminal Minds “Damaged” ’ Å Criminal Minds “A Higher Power” ’ Å Criminal Minds A killing spree in a Texas town. ’ L WPXH Without a Trace Å Law & Order: Criminal Intent Witness protection. Law & Order: Criminal Intent “Beast” ’ Å The Simpsons ’ Å The Simpsons ’ Å House of Payne House of Payne ¥ WABM Seinfeld Å CABLE ENTERTAINMENT Local Programming Action News Nightbeat Local Programming ^ TV-2 Entertainment Tonight Criminal Minds A child is abducted at a mall. Å Criminal Minds “Lucky” Cannibalistic serial killer. Criminal Minds Serial killer may target Garcia. Å Criminal Minds “Identity” Serial killer’s partner. ’ A&E The First 48 Å ›› “Constantine” (2005) ››› “The Matrix” (1999, Science Fiction) Keanu Reeves, Laurence Fishburne, Carrie-Anne Moss. A computer hacker learns his world is a computer simulation. Å ››› “The Matrix” (1999, Science Fiction) Keanu AMC Keanu Reeves. Reeves, Laurence Fishburne. Å Your Worst Animal Nightmares ’ Å River Monsters “Amazon Flesh Eaters” ’ Å River Monsters: Unhooked The goliath tiger fish. ’ Your Worst Animal Nightmares ’ Å ANPL I’m Alive “Saved” Å Top Gear Å Top Gear The world’s greatest four seat car. Å James May’s Road Trip Top Gear Å BBC Top Gear Å ››› “New Jersey Drive” (1995) Sharron Corley. Teens dodge the law and steal cars for kicks. Å BET 106 & Park: Top 10 Live › “Hot Boyz” (1999, Action) Gary Busey. A cop forces an aspiring rapper to infiltrate a gang. Å Notorious Å Biography “ABBA” The Swedish group ABBA. Biography “Shaun Cassidy” Å Biography “Andy Gibb” Singer Andy Gibb. Å Biography Renowned singer Barry White. Å BIO The Real Housewives of New Jersey The Real Housewives of New Jersey A family christening. The Real Housewives of New Jersey A family christening. BRAVO Housewives/NJ Extreme Makeover: Home Edition “Silva Family” ›› “8 Seconds” (1994, Docudrama) Luke Perry, Stephen Baldwin. An Oklahoma youth becomes rodeo champ in 1987. ’ Å Redneck Wed CMTV Extreme Makeover Always Sunny It’s Always Sunny It’s Always Sunny It’s Always Sunny Daily Show/Jon Stewart The Colbert Report (N) COMEDY ›› “Tommy Boy” (1995, Comedy) Chris Farley, David Spade. Å American Chopper: Senior vs. Junior ’ Å American Chopper: Senior vs. Junior (N) ’ Å Hogs Gone Wild A golf course is saved from hogs. American Chopper: Senior vs. Junior ’ Å DISC American Chopper Good Luck Charlie Wizards of Waverly Place Phineas and Ferb Good Luck Charlie The Suite Life on Deck Good Luck Charlie “Char- Good Luck Charlie Wizards of Waverly Place Wizards of Waverly Place DISN Å “Gabe’s 12-1/2 Birthday” “Das Boots” Å lie Is 1” “Three Monsters” “Lucky Charmed” E! News (N) Sex and the City Å Sex and the City Å Khloe and Lamar Khloe and Lamar The E! True Hollywood Story “Kendra” ’ Å Chelsea Lately (N) E! News E! ●Baseball Tonight (N) (Live) Å ●SportsCenter (N) (Live) Å ESPN ●MLB Baseball Philadelphia Phillies at St. Louis Cardinals. From Busch Stadium in St. Louis. (N Subject to Blackout) (Live) Å ●E:60 ●SportsNation Colin Cowherd and Michelle Beadle. World’s Strongest Man World’s Strongest Man World’s Strongest Man World’s Strongest Man ESPN2 ●SportsCenter (N) Å The Secret Life of the American Teenager (N) Make It or Break It “Dog Eat Dog” (N) Å The Secret Life of the American Teenager Å The 700 Club Å FAM Secret-Teen Unwrapped Potato salad. Kid in a Candy Store (N) Diners, Drive Diners, Drive Meat and Potatoes (N) Best Thing Ate Have Cake Will Travel Good Eats FOOD Iron Chef America ●The Game 365 ●The Final Score (N) ●Baseball’s Golden Age ●The Final Score (N) FOXSS ●MLB Baseball Houston Astros at Atlanta Braves. From Turner Field in Atlanta. (N Subject to Blackout) (Live) Two and a Half Men ’ › “Jumper” (2008, Science Fiction) Hayden Christensen, Jamie Bell. A young man has the ability to teleport himself anywhere. › “Jumper” (2008, Science Fiction) Hayden Christensen, Jamie Bell. FX ››› “The Incident” (1967) Tony Musante. Teens terrorize passengers in a New York City subway car. ››› “The Incident” (1967) Tony Musante. Teens terrorize passengers in a New York City subway car. FXM ›› Moving Violation Drew Carey The Newlywed Game Love Triangle Å The Newlywed Game Family Feud Å Family Feud ’ Å Drew Carey The Newlywed Game GSN Baggage Å Little House on the Little House on the Prairie “Remember Me” Widow’s Frasier Frasier tries to find Frasier Frasier mulls at- Frasier “Dial M for Martin” Frasier Brothers seek the- The Golden Girls Blanche The Golden Girls ’ Å HALL Prairie “Remember Me” kids might be separated. (Part 2 of 2) Å a new job. ’ Å tending reunion. ’ Å ’Å ater tickets. ’ Å and Sophia feud. Lady Gaga Presents the Monster Ball Tour: At Madison Square Garden ’ Å › “Cop Out” (2010) Bruce Willis. ’ ‘R’ Å HBO Monsters vs. Aliens ‘PG’ Real Time With Bill Maher ’ Å Property Virgins (N) ’ Property Virgins Å House Hunters Å Hunters Int’l House Hunters Å Hunters Int’l My First Place Å My First Place Å H&G House Hunters Å American Restoration Pawn Stars A book once Pawn Stars A down and American Pickers “Trading Up” An auctioneer’s collec- Pawn Stars Half-size mus- Pawn Stars “Hello Nurse” How the States Got Their Shapes How transportation HIST “Pumped Up” Å owned by Isaac Newton. dirty motorcycle frame. tion. Å ket; pilot’s jacket. Å Å helped draw the map. Å ››› “Do You Know Me” (2009, Suspense) Rachelle Lefevre, Jeremy London, Ted Whittall. Å Vanished With Beth Holloway (N) Å How I Met Your Mother How I Met Your Mother LIFE Confined (2010) Å ›› “Predators” (2010) Adrien Brody. Fearsome aliens hunt a band of human fighters. ’ ‘R’ Å MAX › Half Past Dead (2002) › “What a Girl Wants” (2003) Amanda Bynes. A plucky teenager goes to London to meet her father. ’ Secrets of World War II ’ Å Clash of Wings Battle of aircraft carriers. ’ Å World at War Early victories by the Japanese. Å MILIT World War II in Color ’ World at War Early victories by the Japanese. Å True Life ’ True Life ’ Hard Times of RJ Berger Fantasy Factory Hard Times of RJ Berger Fantasy Factory MTV Disaster Date ’ Amish at the Altar Traditional wedding rituals. Taboo “Addiction” Lives haunted by addiction. Taboo “Hoarders” When “stuff” controls its owner. Amish at the Altar Traditional wedding rituals. NGEO Alaska State Troopers My Wife and Kids Å Everybody Hates Chris Everybody Hates Chris George Lopez ’ Å George Lopez ’ Å The Nanny ’ Å The Nanny ’ Å NICK SpongeBob SquarePants My Wife and Kids Å SCIENCE How Do They Do It? ’ How Do They Do It? ’ How Do They Do It? ’ How Do They Do It? ’ How Do They Do It? ’ How Do They Do It? ’ How Do They Do It? ’ How Do They Do It? ’ How Do They Do It? ’ Weeds (iTV) ’ Å The Big C (iTV) ’ Å The Borgias Invaders capture pregnant Lucrezia. ’ Nurse Jackie (iTV) (N) ’ United States of Tara ’ Nurse Jackie (iTV) Å United States of Tara ’ SHOW Hugh Hefner: Playboy All My Children ’ Å One Life to Live ’ Å General Hospital ’ Å Days of our Lives ’ Å SOAP Young & Restless ●The 10 ●Pinks - All Out From Bristol Dragway in Tennessee. Car Warriors “Best of CW” ’ Å ●The 10 ●The 10 SPEED ●NASCAR Race Hub (N) ●The 10 Jail (N) ’ Å Jail (N) ’ Å ››› “A Bronx Tale” (1993, Drama) Robert De Niro, Chazz Palminteri, Lillo Brancato. A youth favors a flashy mobster over his hard-working dad. ’ SPIKE Jail (N) ’ Å ●In My Own Words ●Spotlight Future Phenoms College Softball SPSO ●College Softball ACC Tournament, Final: Teams TBA. From Atlanta. Sanctuary A old Praxian stronghold is investigated. Star Trek: The Next Generation “Suspicions” Å SYFY ››› “Total Recall” (1990) Arnold Schwarzenegger, Rachel Ticotin. Strange dreams lead an earthling to intergalactic intrigue. Å Behind the Scenes Å Mark Chironna Å Jentezen Franklin Å Jesse Duplantis Å Praise the Lord Å TBN Rod Parsley Å Family Guy ’ Å Family Guy ’ Å Family Guy ’ Å Family Guy ’ Å Family Guy ’ Å Conan Zach Galifianakis; Sig Hansen. (N) TBS The King of Queens ’ Family Guy ’ Å ››› “Young Mr. Lincoln” ››› “Ocean’s Eleven” (1960, Comedy-Drama) Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin, Sammy Davis Jr. One-time para- ›› “Viva Las Vegas” (1964, Musical) Elvis Presley, Ann-Margret, Cesare Danova. A comely swimming teacher TCM (1939) Alice Brady troopers rob five casinos on New Year’s Eve. revs a race-car driver’s engine. Å (DVS) Extreme Couponing ’ Extreme Couponing ’ Fabulous Cakes Chicago. (N) ’ Å Quints by Surprise (N) Quints by Surprise (N) Extreme Couponing ’ Extreme Couponing ’ TLC Fabulous Cakes Å ●Inside the NBA (N) Bones Remains are found ●NBA Basketball Boston Celtics at Miami Heat. From the AmericanAirlines Arena in Miami. (If necessary). (N) (Live) Å Rizzoli & Isles “See One, Do One, Teach One” The TNT in a refrigerator. (Live) Å murder of a wealthy couple. Å Adventure Time MAD (N) King of the Hill ’ Å King of the Hill ’ Å American Dad ’ Å American Dad ’ Å Family Guy ’ Å Family Guy ’ Å TOON World of Gumball ››› “Crocodile Dundee” (1986, Comedy) Paul Hogan, Linda Kozlowski, Mark Blum. The Nanny ’ Å The Nanny ’ Å The Nanny ’ Å The Nanny ’ Å TVLND All in the Family ●WWE Tough Enough (N) ’ ●WWE Monday Night RAW (N) ’ (Live) Å WWE Tough Enough ’ Å USA NCIS “Deliverance” Å Love & Hip Hop “Reunion” (N) ’ Beverly Hills Fabulous Love & Hip Hop “Reunion” ’ Wedding Wars (N) ’ VH1 Love & Hip Hop ’ CABLE NEWS Biography on CNBC “Sears” Biography on CNBC Hotel magnate J.W. Marriott. Mad Money CNBC The Kudlow Report (N) Supermarkets Inc: Inside a $500 Billion In the Arena (N) Piers Morgan Tonight (N) Anderson Cooper 360 (N) Å CNN John King, USA (N) Tonight From Washington Capital News Today CSPAN House of Rep. The Communicators Tonight From Washington Capital News Today CSPAN2 U.S. Senate Coverage The O’Reilly Factor (N) Å Hannity (N) On the Record With Greta Van Susteren (N) Å The O’Reilly Factor Å FNC FOX Report The Rachel Maddow Show (N) The Ed Show (N) The Last Word With Lawrence O’Donnell MSNBC Hardball Chris Matthews The Last Word With Lawrence O’Donnell (N)

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