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On The Cover Local artist John Will Davis explores black history in exhibit.

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This week’s movie releases: Drive, I Don’t Know How She Does It, The Lion King, Straw Dogs

TV Jane Lynch: I can sleep now that Emmy show is near

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“[Judith] Hope — who lives in East Hampton, where the Clintons have a lot of chichi friends — has been getting ink by the barrelful with her regular interviews quoting conversations with the first lady, on subjects ranging from Senate ambitions to summer and postWhite House living arrangements.”

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Origin: From the French word that literally means “curl of false hair;” used figuratively in the phrases faire des chichis, “to have affected manners, to make a fuss;” and gens à chichis, “affected, snobbish people.” Sometimes spelled “chi-chi.”

Sept. 16-22, 2011

Loneliness is essence of Martin’s latest Break the Skin by Lee Martin; Crown, 2011; 275 pages; $24

more comfortable staying in the ironically named New Hope, where she lives for a

By Steven Whitton time in a trailer along with Special to The Star Rose and Delilah, women twice her age, who work “… but there we were, coming and going with her. in this town where hearts full of longing The relationship among came together all the time because, when the three repeatedly shifts you got down to it, we were all looking for as men are introduced someone — anyone who would make us into their compass, and feel less alone.” petty suspicions devolve That loneliness — that abject loneliinto major jealousies. ness — is the essence of Lee Martin’s new Soon not even Lester novel. The traditional, small-town comShipp, Laney’s crush forts that were said to reassure us, protect and a man with a horus from the vagaries of this world, simply rifying past, can control aren’t there. All that’s there is loneliness. things.

Break the Skin embraces this unsetAt the same time and hundreds of tling idea with an admirable understand- miles away in north Texas, Miss Baby, ing of the lengths human beings will go to as Betty Ruiz is known, enters her tattoo in order to “feel less alone.” Martin refus- parlor. More worldly than Laney, Miss es to pass judgment on his characters.

Baby (the novel’s other voice and the That’s too easy to do. What Martin, author individual whom the author dedicates his of the recent Pulitzer finalist The Bright book to, a character, he says, who “spoke Forever, wants is acknowledgement of the to me from the heart”) is a poet-of-sorts crucial human need for connection and, who understands that her art breaks the skin and leaves scars on and in her even more, for love.

The small Illinois town of 19-year-old customers. She is trying to protect her profligate brother from being killed by a Laney Volk only stultifies. Laney, one of partner he has stolen from even as she the voices of the novel, ekes out a living continues desperately to search for someat the local Wal-Mart. She’s too afraid to pursue a promising career in voice. She’s one she herself can love. One night, Miss

Baby bumps into someone with a connection to Laney.

She takes the stranger into her home, even though she, too, will have reconfirmed what she already knows: She can’t control much.

On the surface, Break the Skin seems a thriller, replete with trailer parks, tattoo parlors, hexes and murder. That’s its skin, to be sure, but beneath that skin is Lee Martin’s compassionate understanding of the desperate loneliness that too often comes with living a scarred existence, as Miss Baby describes it at the novel’s conclusion, where “you found yourself shaking with the thought that you might never find that someone, that you’d always be alone in the world where everyone but you — you’d swear this to be true — was happy.”

The simple poetry of his language and the generous empathy Lee Martin has toward characters he refuses to judge make Break the Skin a deeply moving and cautionary tale for us all, wherever we come from and whoever we are.

Steven Whitton is a professor of English at Jacksonville State University.

‘Miss Julia Rocks the Cradle’ a hectic read Miss Julia Rocks the Cradle

by Anne B. Ross; Viking, 2011; 320 pages; $25.95

By Charlene Harris Special to The Star

Miss Julia Rocks the Cradle is the 12th story in a series starring Miss Julia. She is like Angela Lansbury in Murder She Wrote — she just cannot seem to get away from finding murder victims. Some have compared Miss Julia to Agatha Christy’s Miss Marple, and they would be right.

In this story, Miss Julia has made a promise to her husband not to get involve with these things. Add a little touch of Murphy’s Law, and she has no choice — it chooses her.

Author Ann Ross made the note to her readers that, “I tried to make each book stand alone, so that a reader could start with any one of them.” And the book itself was slightly fun to read. The only problem was that it seemed other busy happenings got in the way of the murder being solved. It gets crammed into the last couple of chapters.

All in all, it is a hectic read, as the character’s problems overwhelm this book. Unless you have a history with Miss

Julia, a new reader would be at a loss, regardless of Ross’s efforts to the contrary. It had the feel of a jigsaw puzzle, with the reader trying to put together relationships. There is some hilarity and lighthearted moments to be enjoyed, but they were few and far between. Skipping pages may be an option since the murder is put on hold after the initial body is found and does not rise again until later.

But Ross does have her ever-faithful readers who love Miss Julia and her she-

nanigans. For a new reader who likes light mysteries, the beginning of the series would be a good place to start. Then by the 12th, you would have caught up on all the relationships. Until then, they will remain the big mystery with the murder taking second place. Miss Julia Rocks the Cradle is thankfully a speedy read with speedy characters. Everything in the novel is written in warp speed. So, if you are a follower of Ann Ross, you will enjoy this novel. If you have never read any of her books, I suggest, once again, starting fresh from the opening book of the Miss Julie series.

Charlene Harris is a freelance writer in Anniston.

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63rd primetime emmy awards

This could be Carell’s year at the Emmys

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Actress Jane Lynch, right, executive producer Mark Burnett, center, and Academy of Television Arts and Sciences president John Shaffner roll out the red carpet for the 63rd Primetime Emmy Awards in Los Angeles on Sept. 14.

Lynch: I can sleep now that Emmy show is near

By Derrik J. Lang Associated Press

LOS ANGELES — Jane Lynch is no longer losing sleep over her Emmy hosting duties.

“I’m OK,” the Glee star affirmed with a smile on Wednesday morning after rolling out the red carpet in front of the Nokia Theatre in downtown Los Angeles. “I actually slept OK last night for the first time in about a week. I’ve been having some anxiety issues.”

Lynch has been hard at work backstage on the show with longtime pals Jill and Faith Soloway from Chicago. The trio previously worked together on Annoyance Theatre’s The Real Live Brady Bunch in the 1990s.

(Lynch played matriarch Carol Brady.)

The first-time host promised that the Chi-Town ladies would bring “kind of a Chicago feel” to Sunday’s 63rd annual Primetime Emmy Awards.

“Jane is certainly going to be central to our experience,” said Academy of Television Arts and Sciences chairman John Shaffner. “I think the host of a program like this is the best friend who sits on the sofa and tells you great stories as the evening goes on and comments on the work. She’s here to keep us engaged in that way as a best friend.”

Lynch has won an Emmy and a Golden Globe for her performance as Sue Sylvester

on Glee and is up for another Emmy this year. She was the first choice of executive producer Mark Burnett to host this year’s show.

The Apprentice and Survivor mastermind said he voted for the 50-year-old actress to lead the show even before clearing it with his alliance.

“My only choice I wanted was Jane Lynch,” said Burnett.

“I had not yet gotten permission to ask her from the Academy or Fox. I ran into Jane on a plane. We were both coming back from the upfronts in New York. I just went over to her and said, ‘I have no permission right now, but if I can get permission, would you host the Emmys for me?’”

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This could be the year for some top actors and shows that have been on the outside looking in when it comes to the Emmys, with the biggest bridesmaids being Jon Hamm and Steve Carell.

This year will probably be the year they both finally get their due, Hamm for Outstanding Lead Performance in a Drama Series for his work in Mad Men and Carell for Lead in a Comedy for his work in The Office.

Carell has been shut out in the past by Alec Baldwin’s work on 30 Rock and then again most recently by Jim Parsons from CBS’ The Big Bobby Bang Theory.

Bozeman Parsons is Pop nominated Cultured again, but The Big Bang Theory’s writing has suffered this last season and Parsons’ character Sheldon Cooper has increasingly become a one-note character, so don’t look for a repeat win from him.

If anything, this will be Carell’s year because it’s his last chance.

His character has seen better days, as has the whole show, but an emotional character finale like “Goodbye, Michael” will show enough range of character for the voters to give it to Carell.

Hamm, on the other hand, sees his biggest Emmy rival, Bryan Cranston, whose show Breaking Bad is on the same network as Mad Men, off the list this year due to Breaking Bad not starting in time to qualify for the awards. Cranston has won the last three awards in his category, shutting out Hamm despite voters’ overall love for Mad Men. And did Mad Men ever pick just the perfect piece to display Hamm’s range. Episode seven of season four of Mad Men, “The Suitcase,” is not just a highlight of Hamm’s career, show creator Mat-

thew Weiner’s career or Elisabeth Moss’ career. It’s a highlight of the television as an artistic medium, and I can’t see anyone swooping in to take this award from Hamm.

This year also has Fox’s Glee nominated for 12 shows, but three of those nominations all come for Outstanding Guest Performance in a Comedy Series, which Gweyneth Paltrow won for playing Holly Holiday. It’s still surprising, however, given Glee’s general slide this season, and the only real shot I think the show has of bringing home another is Chris Colfer’s portrayal of Kurt Hummel.

It’s also good to see the Emmys honor HBO’s new series Game of Thrones with 13 nominations, but it’s really unfortunate that Sean Bean didn’t get a nomination for playing Edward Stark. I do think Peter Dinklage has a good shot at winning the Supporting Actor award for a Drama for playing Tyrion Lannister.

I would also like to see NBC’s Friday Night Lights and Parks and Recreation come home with something. Any other year I would think Friday Night Lights would be a strong dark horse contender for Best Drama, but the field is pretty crowded with HBO’s Boardwalk Empire and Game of Thrones, Mad Men and CBS’ The Good Wife.

Also Parks and Rec has had a stellar year, and really continues to get better and better. While they’ve gotten some recognition this year, they really are underrepresented. They aren’t as underrepresented as fellow NBC comedy Community, which was gut-bustingly funny this year. It’s also garnered exactly zero nominations, which is about 10 fewer than it deserved, but there is always next year.

Also, as a side note, be sure to follow me on twitter @Bozeman_Star. I will be live tweeting the 63rd Primetime Emmys on Sunday, Sept. 18.

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Rick Bragg to speak at JSU

By Brett Buckner Special to The Star

Rick Bragg has made a career out of talkin’ about home. And it’s landed the Pulitzer Prize-winning journalist and author of five books including, All Over but the Shoutin’, Ava’s Man and most recently, The Most They Ever Had, in hot water with those who didn’t always appreciate his heroic depictions of life in the South.

Bragg remembers being out in Seattle where he told the crowd that working people in the South — mill workers, steel workers, coal miners — were the toughest people on the planet.

That’s when a woman stood up to argue, saying her people had pitched nets of fishing boats in the Pacific Northwest.

“And she had a pretty good point,” Bragg said, “But if it were a fight, I’d stick with the South.”

Bragg isn’t likely to face any such argument Friday for Jacksonville State University’s “Reflections and Reading: An Evening with Rick Bragg.” Born and raised just outside of Jacksonville, Bragg learned to be a storyteller by listening to the tales of his own family, which is why coming home is such a joy.

“The difference is the people looking back have lived the stories I’m telling,” said Bragg, who now lives in Tuscaloosa, where he is a professor of writing at the University of Alabama.

“When I talk about home, people really know … When I talk about my grandfather, who was a roofer and a whiskey maker, somewhere in that crowd will be someone who’ll say, ‘Yeah, I know he was a whiskey maker, ‘cause my daddy bought it from him.’

“I don’t get that any-

Reading and Reflection: An Evening with Rick Bragg When: Today, 5 p.m.

Where: Stone Center Auditorium, Jacksonville State University campus How much: $35, includes an autographed copy of The Prince of Frogtown Contact: Janet Whitmore at 256-782-5696 or e-mail her at jwhitmore@jsu.edu.

home.”

During a 24-hour period, 163 tornadoes were reported by eye witnesses.

One of those, a mile-wide tornado that bisected Alabama, killed more than 200 people. In Tuscaloosa, a mile-wide tornado killed 32 people. Returning from New Orleans to the Glendale Gardens neighborhood of Tuscaloosa, Bragg found his home damaged, but still standing. Despite Steven Forster/Special to The Star the destruction, no one on Pulitzer-Prize winning author Rick Bragg will speak his street was killed, allowat JSU Friday as a fundraiser for the honors pro- ing Bragg’s story to focus on gram. recovery.

“That gave me a little distance to write about where else.” stories about his own back- good people helping each Friday’s event will be a yard, such a cliché became other out,” he said. “And I’m glad for that.” fundraiser for JSU’s honors a terrible truth when the Bragg appears to have program. Bragg promises storm tore through his own the evening won’t be some neighborhood in Tuscaloo- settled down a bit. In addistuffy lecture, but rather sa, destroying a third of the tion to being a professor loose and often unscripted. houses on the street. Bragg of writing, he also writes a back-page column for “Lord, I never have a described the destruction Southern Living called plan,” he said, laughing. in an August 2011 story for “Southern Journal.”

“I guess if I did I’d come Southern Living.

“I’m writing lighter across as more profes“Every story in every things than I ever have in sional. I know some people medium that’s worth a call ’em ‘lectures’ — God, damn is told from the heart, my life, and I’m glad it’s worked out that way,” he what an awful word. I don’t from some place deep,” he do that. I just talk and tell says. “But when it happens said. “I’ve been writing about killin’ and dyin’ all stories from home.” close to home, something One story Bragg is sure drives the words stronger. I my life. It’s time to write about something else for a to share will be about the guess it’s simple emotion. change.” deadly tornadoes that hit I’ve never written as well Contact Brett Buckner at Alabama on April 27. While about strangers as I have brettbuckner@ymail.com he’s comfortable writing about the people close to

Sept. 16-22, 2011

McBride to launch album with cross-country train NASHVILLE, Tenn.

— Country star Martina McBride is on track to release her new album, Eleven, next month with a cross-country train ride.

The four-day, exclusive trip will take her from Los Angeles to New York and make 11 stops along the way.

She’ll perform intimate concerts for fans in Albuquerque, N.M., Chicago and New York.

The tour is called “Eleven Across America Powered By Amtrak.”

The Grammy-winning singer says she’s excited about this journey.

Eleven is McBride’s 11th studio album. She was recently named the most played female artist on country radio for the past 11 years by Mediabase and Broadcast Data Systems.

McBride has sold more than 18 million albums. She’s had six No. 1 hits including “Wild Angels” and “A Broken Wing.”

— Associated Press

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Sept. 16-22, 2011

Bob Seger puts albums on iTunes

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By Brian McCollum Detroit Free Press

Just put those old records back on the shelf: Bob Seger is headed to iTunes.

The rocker’s move into the digital music world started Tuesday, when his two multiplatinum concert albums — Live Bullet (1976) and Nine Tonight (1981) — were released for download at iTunes and Amazon.

“We’re finally doing it,” Seger said.

“We’re going digital.”

With 16 studio albums — and a new one to come next year — the 66-year-old Michigan icon has only scratched the surface, and said his remaining catalog “will come out in dribs and drabs.”

Seger, who has never released a boxed set, said he’ll also use iTunes to unveil songs from his sizable backlog of unreleased material.

“There’s just so much of that stuff,” he said. “I’d love people to finally hear it.”

In the decade since Apple launched iTunes, Seger was one of the most notable holdouts, part of a stubborn but shrinking group that still includes AC/ DC, Garth Brooks and Kid Rock.

“From a business standpoint, we wanted to make sure artists are getting what we consider a fair shake,” said Ed (Punch) Andrews, who has managed Seger since the mid-1960s.

And there were other challenges.

“It’s probably the best delivery system ever invented, but the industry gave up a lot of quality to have that system,” Andrews said. “At some point, if this is what everybody is accepting, we know we have to keep current. But if we were going to do this, we needed to make sure it was as great as we could make it.”

Live Bullet and Nine Tonight underwent more than a year of remastering to ensure top sonic quality for the downloadable versions.

This week’s releases will each include a bonus track: Live Bullet will feature a version of Albert King’s “I Feel Like Breaking Up Somebody’s House,” while Nine Tonight will come with a 1980 version of Seger’s own “Brave Strangers.”

By Caitlin R. King Associated Press

If Luke Bryan had a different birthday, he might have been a star athlete instead of a music star.

He was born on July 17th. That meant he made the Georgia age cut-off to start kindergarten barely a month after his fifth birthday and was grouped in with other kids who were sometimes a year ahead of him developmentally.

“I was the youngest kid in my grade,” said Bryan. “If I would’ve been held back a year, I don’t even know if I would even be doing what I’m doing, because I think I would’ve been further down the road athletically,” Bryan said in a recent interview.

“I think because I wasn’t the best baseball player at the time or whatever, I kind of focused more on music and it took me down a whole ‘nother path.”

Bryan, 35, is thankful for how things turned out. Last month, he released his third studio album, Tailgates and Tanlines, and it debuted at No. 1 on Billboard’s country albums chart with more than 145,000 copies sold in its first week.

He is also launching his first major headlining tour this week, and last week, he garnered a CMA nomination in the new artist category.

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Luke Bryan shines with 3rd album

“I think he is one of the most on-fire artists right now,” said Lady Antebellum’s Dave Haywood, who co-wrote Bryan’s first No. 1 hit, “Do I,” with Bryan and Lady A’s Charles Kelley. “I think he’s our next big superstar. He’s such an entertainer.”

Bryan has built on the success of his sophomore album, Doin’ My Thing, which produced three back-to-back No. 1 singles. He co-wrote eight of the 13 songs on the new album, including the lead-off single, “Country Girl (Shake It For Me).”

The song was a top five hit and has registered over 1 million downloads.

“I think with this one, I’ve just been able to put together a more well-rounded album than I guess than the previous two,” said Bryan. “This one, I just felt like it’s got a little bit of everything that people may want on there. I’ve got a couple songs on there that are a lot more serious than I’ve ever done, and then I’ve got some fun and light stuff.”

Bryan penned the tune with Dallas Davidson, his long-time friend and one of Nashville’s most sought-after songwriters, thanks to hits written for acts like Blake Shelton and Keith Urban. Davidson and Bryan grew up in the same area of Georgia and went to college together.

“Luke is at the top of his game right now,” said Davidson. “I’ve always told my

publisher, ‘Luke Bryan gets first shot at any of my songs.’ That’s the law.”

Bryan’s music has always attracted a young crowd. He puts out a Spring Break EP each year filled with uptempo, party songs and performs at spring break destinations. He wanted Tailgates and Tanlines to reflect that spirit but also reveal a new depth.

“I always want my music to be fun and young first of all, but then when you hear a great song like ‘I Knew You That Way,” and you know that people are going to hear that and really apply it in their lives, I don’t think you can let that song slip away,” Bryan said.

“A song like ‘You Don’t Know Jack’ is kind of the same deal, a real song that gets you thinking about life.”

After a summer opening for Tim McGraw, the married father of two is ready to headline his own shows. Bryan kicked off CMT on Tour Thursday in Huntington, W. Va., with special guests Lee Brice and Josh Thompson.

“I’m kind of out here trying to put the songs out there that make me a bigger artist, an artist that can hopefully headline big arenas one day and provide for a better life for my immediate family, and all this extended family I’m kind of coming to learn (about),” he said with a laugh.

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Sept. 16-22, 2011

Reviews | Music

Lady A delivers another winning collection

By Michael Mccall

winning top awards at the CMAs, ACMs and the Grammys.

Their third album, Own The Lady Antebellum, Own The Night, doesn’t attain the heights of Night (Capitol Nashville) their 2009 album, also titled At a time when young country Need You Now, but stars typecast themselves into roles it’s a consistently that border on caricature — men winning collecbrag about how rural they are to tion that plays hard rock beats, women speak of to their strengths.

After an acrossempowerment with an aggressive sneer — Lady Antebellum presents the-board success, Lady A could have an engaging anomaly steeped in sophistication and subtlety, rather overthought their next than stereotypes and superficiality. move. Instead, they The trio — Hillary Scott, Charles draw again on their songwriting depth and appealing vocal blend.

Kelley and Dave Haywood — address issues about relationships The group mixes lively songs that don’t insult anyone’s intelligence with an engaging honesty rare in with moody narratives that probe any musical genre. They’ve been the relationship complexities of rewarded with multiplatinum, crossover success; their 2009 No. 1 young adults, as on the album’s smash “Need You Now” had them first hit, “Just A Kiss.”

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Producer Paul Worley, who previously worked with the Dixie Chicks and Martina McBride, is the perfect foil for the trio. Worley’s touch, with lush orchestration and rousing guitars and rhythms, serves the band’s talents and themes well. Together, the team represents how country music can use its strengths — songwriting and strong-yet-earthy vocals that explore real-life situations and emotions — in a way that carries universal appeal.

CHECK THIS TRACK OUT: “Wanted You More,” a simmering drama about a break up, displays how the band uses piano, strings, drums and voices that whisper and soar to express quiet heartbreak, and an explosive emotional release.

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Lady Antebellum’s Hillary Scott and Charles Kelley perform during a kickoff concert before an NFL football game between the Green Bay Packers and the New Orleans Saints Sept. 8, 2011, in Green Bay, Wis.

UK’s Katy B is a girl ‘On A Mission’

By Bianca Roach Associated Press

Katy B, On A Mission (Rinse) Katy B, the so-called “queen of dubstep,” recently was nominated for the 2011 Mercury Music Prize for her debut album, On A Mission. And her competition included more established U.K. artists such as Adele, Tinie Tempah and PJ Harvey.

Although she didn’t take home the big prize, the 22-year-old stands out

from her peers with her club-friendly pop record that encompasses not just dubstep, but 1990s house and garage, too. Her warm vocals have a soothing R&B-feel and have been compared to Jazmine Sullivan and Marsha Ambrosius.

The songs “Katy On A Mission” and “Lights On” are bold and catchy with their infectious melodies, while tracks like “Disappear,” with its broken beat, and “Go Away,” a dubstep ballad, delve into another territory and highlight Katy

B’s multiple talents. The magic here is her versatility across the entire album, showing that she’s not tied down to a single genre: It’s that versatility that is the key to a great dance album.

CHECK THIS TRACK OUT: The big standout here is “Easy Please Me,” a popular song that shows Katy B’s humor and sharp wit, with lyrics like: “Now I won’t call you 20 times a day, ‘cause I’ve got my own (expletive) to do.” It’s fresh and edgy — something the U.K. has been missing.

Kristin Chenoweth not country enough

By Michael Mccall

country singer. She performed in Opryland USA stage productions as a teen Kristin Chenoweth, before starring in Glee and Some Lessons Learned (CBS Broadway hits Wicked, PromMasterworks) ises, Promises and You’re A A successful Broadway Good Man, Charlie Brown. and TV actress, Kristin CheOn Some Lessons noweth brings a country Learned, her vocal and music background to her first musical training shows Nashville-recorded album, on the clear diction she Some Lessons Learned. brings to power ballads and An Oklahoma native, she big-beat country pop. But once dreamed of becoming country music embraces Associated Press

personality as well as talent, and Chenoweth doesn’t establish any identity of her own. She also leans too hard on message songs — “I Was Here,” “Fathers And Daughters,” “Borrowed Angels” — that come across as formulaic, rather than emotionally stirring.

Veteran rock producer Bob Ezrin uses Nashville musicians, but his arrangements don’t blend country

and rock elements with the skill of today’s successful country producers.

Chenoweth has her moments, as in the conversational “God And Me.” But unlike fellow Broadway belter Laura Bell Bundy, who also has entered the country music sweepstakes, Chenoweth doesn’t quite make the transition with the same aplomb she’s shown in tackling other challenges.

iTunes Top 10 selling singles and albums Singles 1. “Moves Like Jagger (Studio Recording from The Voice Performance) (feat. Christina Aguilera),” Maroon 5 2. “Someone Like You,” ADELE 3. “Pumped Up Kicks,” Foster the People 4. “Party Rock Anthem (feat. Lauren Bennett & GoonRock),” LMFAO 5. “Stereo Hearts (feat. Adam Levine),” Gym Class Heroes 6. “You and I,” Lady GaGa 7. “Cheers (Drink to That),” Rihanna 8. “You Make Me Feel...(feat. Sabi),” Cobra Starship 9. “Mr. Know It All,” Kelly Clarkson 10. “Super Bass,” Nicki Minaj Albums 1. Tha Carter IV, Lil Wayne 2. 1, The Beatles 3. 21, ADELE 4. Hands All Over, Maroon 5 5. I’m With You, Red Hot Chili Peppers 6. Watch the Throne, Kanye West, Jay-Z 7. Nothing But the Beat, David Guetta 8. Here for a Good Time, George Strait 9. Teenage Dream, Katy Perry 10. Torches, Foster the People — Compiled by the Associated Press

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Ryan Gosling is shown in a scene from ‘Drive.’

Gosling oozes stoic cool in ‘Drive’

By Christy Lemire

malist approach makes him mysteriously compelling. Yes, there’s the fact that he’s gorLike Clint Eastwood’s Man geous. But he also does so much With No Name, Ryan Gosling is with just a subtle glance, by just simply known as the Driver in holding a moment a beat or two Drive. Actually, he’s barely even longer than you might expect. known as that, because the few He’s defined not so much by people he comes into contact who he is, but rather by what he with don’t really call him anydoes — how he responds in an thing. increasingly dangerous series of He’s a stoic loner who does confrontations. exactly what the title suggests.

His demeanor is the perfect By day, he’s a stunt driver, flipfit for the overall approach ping cop cars for Hollywood from Danish director Nicolas productions. By night, he Winding Refn (Bronson); cool evades the police as a getaway and detached, Drive feels like driver for armed robberies, as an homage to early Michael he does in the film’s tense, near- Mann. It oozes sleek '80s style, ly wordless opening sequence. from its hot-pink titles to its No identity, no backstory. electronic soundtrack to the silk The Driver simply exists, movracing jacket with a scorpion on ing from one job to the next the back that the Driver wears without making any pesky emo- everywhere. Its neo-noir vision tional attachments. of contemporary Los Angeles is That he is such a cipher an anonymous sprawl of mini might seem frustrating, but malls and Chinese food restauGosling’s masculine, minirants, run-down garages and Associated Press

DRIVE HHH rating: R for strong, brutal, bloody violence, language and some nudity.

Running time: 1:40 Starring: Ryan Gosling, Carey Mulligan, Bryan Cranston and Christina Hendricks

cheap apartments, where most people are bad and the ones who are good are screwed. Film critics like to use the word “dystopian” at times like this. It’s appropriate.

But then Refn punctuates his dreamlike, almost hypnotic pacing with sudden, bloody blasts of violence. You’re lulled in by the quiet seaminess of it all, and then bam — someone gets a fork in the eye. It’s the kind of brutality that’s so quick, creative and extreme, it’ll provoke bursts of nervous laughter.

You couldn’t possibly have seen that, right? Everything’s going to be OK, right?

Even the Driver doesn’t really want any trouble. He wants to get in, get out and be on his way.

Once trouble finds him, though, he follows his own rigid code of honor, as so many reticent badasses are wont to do.

He gets involved with his neighbor down the hall, Irene (Carey Mulligan), a sweet, beautiful young woman with a sweet, beautiful young son. Then the kid’s father (Oscar Isaac) gets out of prison, and the Driver gets dragged into a scheme to help steal $1 million from a pawn shop to pay back his old debts.

But Mulligan, with her effortlessly sweet presence, seems miscast here; she simply isn’t damaged enough. Similarly, Christina Hendricks goes to waste in just a couple of scenes as a mob moll who has the mis-

fortune of going along for the ride on the big heist.

But then Drive offers some serious character actors in big, showy supporting performances, which offers the same sort of appealing, startling contrast as the film’s violent streak.

Bryan Cranston plays a garage owner and father figure to the Driver; Ron Perlman is a volatile gangster who operates out of a drab pizza parlor; and best of all is Albert Brooks, functioning smoothly against type as a former movie producer who’s now a player in this shadowy underworld of cars and cash.

Thinking back, there isn’t really all that much driving in Drive — a couple of chase scenes here and there, staged efficiently, thrillingly. It’s more about the questionable choices that drive people — and, ultimately, the ones that drive them away.

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Guy Pearce, Bailee Madison and Jack Thompson.

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sale after her father’s death, tensions build in their marriage and old conflicts with the locals re-emerge. With James Marsden, Kate Bosworth, Alexander Skarsgard and Dominic Purcell. Written and directed by Rod Lurie.

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Directed by Roger Allers and Rob Minkoff.

‘Thor’ tops new releases

By Rick Bentley McClatchy Newspapers

This week’s DVD releases feature a Norse god, a former princess and a New York fireman.

Thor, Grade A-minus: The God of Thunder gets sent to live with humans to find his humanity. Chris Hemsworth and Natalie Portman star.

It takes three elements to make a great movie based on a comic book superhero: an actor who embraces the role, a director who treats the material with respect and fantastic visual effects. Thor has all three.

The hulky/hunky Hemsworth embodies the charm, strength and power of the character. It’s as if he stepped out of the pages of the original comic book created by Stan Lee and Jack Kirby. And director Kenneth Branagh’s successfully makes the themes of family, honor and love accessible.

The visuals are stunning. And, it’s not just the elaborate creation of Asgard or the presentation of the famous Rainbow Bridge — everything from Thor’s use of his hammer

to the desert battles is dead-on.

Carrie Fisher: Wishful Drinking, Grade B-plus: Carrie Fisher offers a light and very revealing look at the major events of her life, from being the daughter of actress Debbie Reynolds to being gawked at by geeks because of her Star Wars role of Princess Leia.

It’s hard to tell if Fisher’s talking about her life as some sort of public therapy or she’s just trying to entertain. Either way, it’s impossible to look away because Fisher has lived a very colorful life.

Rescue Me: The Sixth Season and The Final Season, Grade A-minus: Denis Leary’s cable series about the strange characters who inhabit a New York firehouse ends the same way as it started. It mixes dark comedy with some very emotional moments through near-perfect writing.

The DVD set includes the final two episodes, which manage to deal with life and death with the respect and lack of respect. Few shows have been able to take such different viewpoints and make them work together so well.

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Chris Hemsworth portrays the title character in a scene from the film ‘Thor,’ released this week on DVD.

DRIVE (R) (2:00 4:30) 7:00 9:15 I DON’T KNOW HOW SHE DOES IT (PG13) (12:55 3:00 5:05) 7:15 9:20 THE LION KING 3D (G) (3:00 5:10) 7:20 9:30 THE LION KING (G) (12:50 PM) STRAW DOGS (R) (1:30 4:20) 7:10 9:40 BUCKY LARSON: BORN TO BE A STAR (R) (3:10) 7:30 CONTAGION (PG13) (1:20 4:40) 7:05 9:25 WARRIOR (PG13) (1:00 3:55) 6:55 9:50 APOLLO 18 (PG13) (12:55 5:20) 9:45 SHARK NIGHT 3D (PG13) (1:05 3:15 5:25) 7:35 10:05 COLOMBIANA (PG13) (2:10 4:50) 7:25 10:10 DON’T BE AFRAID OF THE DARK (R) 7:20 10:00 THE HELP (PG13) (12:50 3:50) 6:50 9:50 RISE OF THE PLANET OF THE APES (PG13) (1:10 3:55) 6:45 9:10 THE SMURFS (PG) (1:55 4:25) FOLLOW US ON AND Times subject to change

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Relive memories in ‘Lion King 3D’ ThE LION KING 3D HHH1/2 rating: G Running time: 1:29 Starring: The voices of Matthew Broderick, Jeremy Irons, Nathan Lane, Ernie Sabella, Moira Kelly and James Earl Jones

By Roger Moore The Orlando Sentinel

Tiresome plot in ‘I Don’t Know How She Does It’

By Roger Moore The Orlando Sentinel

It’s exhausting, but that’s sort of the idea.

I Don’t Know How She Does It is an old-fashioned spin on the manic pace of motherhood for today’s working woman. With high unemployment and those of us still working too scared to say “No” to the boss, “juggling” has become not just the norm, but positively blase over 20 years after Parenthood and Baby Boom.

The novelty here is that it’s that Sex and the City conspicuous consumer Sarah Jessica Parker “discovering” what Allison Pearson’s novel didn’t exactly discover, either — parents are perpetually overworked and overcommitted.

Parker, cast so she could narrate in voiceover just as she did in Sex and the City, is Kate, the frazzled investment banker trying to keep her job, but also her kindergartener and 2-year-old happy and her working husband, Richard (Greg Kinnear), content. She travels. A lot. Kate is closing in on a big deal, and has to win over a handsome

I don’t know how she does it HH rating: PG-13 for sexual references throughout.

Running time: 1:30 Starring: Sarah Jessica Parker, Pierce Brosnan, Greg Kinnear, Christina Hendricks, Olivia Munn and Seth Meyers

upper-level manager (Pierce Brosnan). And that’s the straw that may be the one that breaks this mother camel’s back.

She lies awake working on “The List” — birthday party plans, school bake sale obligations, home repair arrangements.

“Number 3, Call Richard’s mother.

Number 4, Wax something. ANYthing.”

The cute lines don’t have a lot of snap to them. So to spark things up, the script and director Douglas McGrath (Infamous, Nicholas Nickleby) lean heavily on testimonials — the friends, colleagues and fellow moms

who marvel, either genuinely or sarcastically to the camera — “I don’t know how she does it.”

Christina Hendricks is the singlemom pal, Seth Meyers is a back-stabber at the office, Olivia Munn is the younger assistant who looks at Kate and vows “never getting married, never having kids.” Her assessment of Kate? “You’re tired and always insufficiently groomed.”

Jane Curtin shows up as the judgmental mother-in-law who can deliver withering condemnations with a smile: “If you had stayed home with Ben (her toddler), would he be talking by now?”

Parker gamely plays the slapstick, the little wardrobe disasters that anybody with kids will recognize.

But she’s swimming against a riptide of a script, a movie that no endless voiceover, no cute testimonial and no number of freeze frames — where she stops the action to address the camera — can save. She looks exhausted, first scene to last, and that fatigue spills off the screen onto us.

Nobody really knew Matthew Broderick could sing, back in the early ’90s. Still, it’s a little bit of a surprise to recall that Disney used somebody else to do his crooning in 1994’s The Lion King. A year later, Broderick would storm Broadway in the musical revival How to Succeed in Business Without Really Trying.

Lion King was the movie that Disney insiders regard as a high-water mark for traditional Disney animation, the exclamation point on the success story that began with The Little Mermaid and continued with Beauty and the Beast. That cell-animated (with some digital sequences) classic earns a nice 3-D dressing up in The Ling King 3D, Disney’s two-week re-issue of the film, opening today. That’s to be followed by an early October release on BluRay. It still looks lovely, with beautifully drawn lions and hyenas — plus a warthog, a meerkat, a mandrill and a hornbill, and assorted other denizens of the African savannah. The wildebeest stampede is almost as novel and breathtaking as it was when the film was new.

And those voices — Nathan Lane’s career had a major uptick after his turn, and Lane and his Guys and Dolls co-star Ernie Sabella made Disney’s greatest comic team — pre-Buzz and Woody.

Jeremy Irons must have worn a mustache into the recording booth to voice Scar, the villain. There’s a mustache twirl in every treacherous line. James Earl Jones, as the king, Mufasa, gave the story’s message weight: “Being brave doesn’t mean you go looking for trouble.”

The 3-D doesn’t add much — only depth — to this film, which won a couple of Oscars upon its release. A wildebeest or hyena almost falls into your lap, here and there.

Once upon a time, pre-video, Disney reissued its classics to theaters for short runs so that a new generation could experience them the way they were meant to be seen. That makes this Lion King revival part of a grand tradition, 3-D or not. Some who were just children 17 years ago have the chance to make this the first Disney film their kids see in a theater.

Lucky them.

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{get out and do something} Larry Keel Band When: 9 p.m.

Where: Woo Woo's Tiki Bar, 3805 Highway 202, Anniston How much: Free Contact: 256-419-4786

MUSIC The Johnson Family Singers When: 6:30 p.m.

Where: Golden Saw Music Hall, Williams Community, Jacksonville How much: Free Contact: 256-435-4696

Facedown What: Rock, alternative When: 9:30 p.m.

Where: Heroes American Grille, 8896 McClellan Blvd., Jacksonville How much: $5 Contact: 256-405-4366

Bring Your Own Vinyl Record Night with DJ Shon Don When: 7 p.m.

Where: The Peerless Saloon, 13 W. 10th St., Anniston How much: Free Contact: 256-237-1899

Bent in Bama What: Rock, country When: 10 p.m.

Where: Brother’s Bar, 206 Pelham Road S., Jacksonville How much: $5 for under 21, $3 for 21 and up Contact: 256-435-6090

Trombone recital feat. Toby Oft What: Trombonist with Boston Symphony Orchestra When: 7:30 p.m.

Where: Mason Hall Performance Center, Jacksonville State University campus How much: Free and open to the public Contact: 256-782-5858

theater I Love You, You’re Perfect, Now Change What: Long-running off-Broadway show about modern relationships When: 8 p.m.

Where: McClellan Theater, 100 Gamecock Drive, Anniston How much: $20 for adults, $10 for students and children 4 and up.

Contact: 256-820-CAST or www.castalabama.com

Josh Cash When: 8 p.m.

Where: Blu’s Bar, 1013 U.S. Highway 431, Anniston How much: Free Contact: 256-235-0613 10/55 What: Country, rock When: 8 p.m.

Where: AJ’s Sunset Bar and Grill, 1500 Hillyer Robinson Pkwy., Anniston How much: Free Contact: 256-832-5000 DJ Tater When: 8 p.m.

Where: AJ’s Sunset Bar and Grill, 1500 Hillyer Robinson Pkwy., Anniston How much: Free Contact: 256-832-5000 David, Danny and Emily What: Soft rock, country When: 8:30 p.m.

Where: Upstairs in loft, The Smoking Moose, 1214 Noble St., Anniston How much: Free Contact: 256-741-9300

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MUSIC Full Circle Band What: Country, pop. No drinking or smoking When: 7-11 p.m.

Where: American Legion Post 19, Heflin How much: $5 Contact: 256-579-2402 Gypsy Begonias What: Acoustic rock When: 7-10 p.m.

Where: Patio of Mellow Mushroom, 33 Industrial Drive, Oxford How much: Free Contact: 256-835-1444 DJ Rockin’ Roger When: 8 p.m.

Where: AJ’s Sunset Bar and Grill, 1500 Hillyer Robinson Pkwy., Anniston

How much: Free Contact: 256-832-5000 Karaoke with Brett When: 8 p.m.

Where: Bama Lounge, 4006 Old Birmingham Highway, Anniston How much: Free Contact: 256-240-2922 Josh Cash When: 8 p.m.

Where: Blu’s Bar, 1013 U.S. Highway 431, Anniston How much: Free Contact: 256-235-0613 10/55 What: Country, rock When: 9 p.m.

Where: AJ’s Sunset Bar and Grill, 1500 Hillyer Robinson Pkwy., Anniston How much: Free Contact: 256-832-5000 Kevin Moon and the Outlaw Justice Band What: Soft rock, country When: 8:30 p.m Where: Upstairs in loft, The Smoking Moose, 1214 Noble St., Anniston How much: Free Contact: 256-741-9300 Southern Nites What: Rock, Motown, blues, funk When: 8:30 p.m.-12:30 a.m.

Where: VFW Post 924, 100 U.S. Highway 431, Anniston How much: $4 (public welcome) Contact: 256-238-8047 Larry Keel Band When: 9 p.m.

Where: Woo Woo's Tiki Bar, 3805 Highway 202, Anniston How much: $3 single, $5 couples Contact: 256-419-4786 Robby Jordan Band What: Rock When: 9 p.m.

Where: The Peerless Saloon, 13 W. 10th St., Anniston How much: $3 Contact: 256-237-1899 My Lucky Number What: Rock When: 9:30 p.m.

Where: Heroes American Grille, 8896 McClellan Blvd., Jacksonville How much: $5 Contact: 256-405-4366

Abandon August What: Rock When: 10 p.m.

Where: Brother’s Bar, 206 Pelham Road S., Jacksonville How much: $5 for under 21, $3 for 21 and up Contact: 256-435-6090 Sonic Stew What: Rock When: 10 p.m.

Where: Upstairs in loft, The Smoking Moose, 1214 Noble St., Anniston How much: Free Contact: 256-741-9300 theater I Love You, You’re Perfect, Now Change What: Long-running off-Broadway show about modern relationships When: 8 p.m.

Where: McClellan Theater, 100 Gamecock Drive, Anniston How much: $20 for adults, $10 for students and children 4 and up.

Contact: 256-820-CAST or www.castalabama.com EVENTs “Kiwanisaurus” Museum Day What: Visit the museum free from 10 a.m.3 p.m. and see special dinosaur-themed programs throughout the day. A fall plant sale will take place on the museum’s front lawn, and there will be a special solar energy demonstration from 11:30 a.m.12:30 p.m.

When: 10 a.m.-3 p.m.

Where: Anniston Museum of Natural History, 800 Museum Drive, Anniston How much: Free Contact: 256-237-6766 Wine Tasting When: 2-6 p.m.

Where: Wine Cellar, 309 Quintard Ave., Anniston How much: $5 Contact: 256-236-0996

7th Annual Autumn Suds-Fest What: Beer and food-tasting fundraiser for Berman Museum. Music by Allen Crow Band. Must be 21 to attend.

When: 6 p.m.

Where: Berman Museum of World History, 840 Museum Drive, Anniston How much: $30 for museum members, $35 for non-members. $25 each for groups of 10 or more. $20 for designated driver ticket (no bar access). Reservations required.

Contact: 256-237-6261

To submit an event to the free calendar, contact Deirdre Long at 256-235-3580 or dlong@annistonstar.com. Listings must be received at least seven days in advance.

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Music Masterclass and clinic with Toby Oft What: Trombonist with the Boston Symphony Orchestra When: 2-4 p.m.

Where: Mason Hall Performance Center, Jacksonville State University campus How much: Free and open to the public Contact: 256-782-5858 Karaoke with Bret When: 8 p.m.

Where: The Smoking Moose, 1214 Noble St., Anniston How much: Free Contact: 256-741-9300 Karaoke with DJ Tater When: 8 p.m.

Where: AJ’s Sunset Bar and Grill, 1500 Hillyer Robinson Pkwy., Anniston How much: Free Contact: 256-237-5996 theater I Love You, You’re Perfect, Now Change What: Long-running off-Broadway show about modern relationships When: 2:30 p.m.

Where: McClellan Theater, 100 Gamecock Drive, Anniston How much: $20 for adults, $10 for students and children 4 and up.

Contact: 256-820-CAST or www.castalabama.com

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monDAY

MUSIC Karaoke by Mossburg When: 8-11 p.m.

Where: Jefferson’s, 407 Pelham Road N., Jacksonville How much: Free Contact: 256-435-3456 theater Auditions for It’s a Wonderful Life What: Individuals of all ages and experiences are encouraged to audition, as the cast is large. Audition monologues are welcomed, but not required as those who audition will be asked to present cold readings from the script. First timers are asked to bring a recent photograph for submission to the director. The show will be presented Nov. 17- 27 at the McClellan Theater.

When: 7 p.m.

Where: Fellowship Hall of First Presbyterian Church, 1701 Henry Road, Anniston How much: Free Contact: 256-820-2278

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MUSIC Karaoke with Bret When: 8 p.m.

Where: The Smoking Moose, 1214 Noble St., Anniston How much: Free Contact: 256-741-9300 Karaoke with DJ Tater When: 8 p.m.

Where: AJ’s Sunset Bar and Grill,

EVENT Trivia Night with Prizes When: 7-10 p.m.

Where: Mellow Mushroom patio, 33 Industrial Drive, Oxford How much: Free Contact: 256-835-1444

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MUSIC Open Mic Night When: 8 p.m.

Where: The Smoking Moose, 1214 Noble St., Anniston How much: Free Contact: 256-741-9300 Karaoke with DJ Tay Tay When: 9 p.m.

Where: Heroes American Grille, 8896 McClellan Blvd., Jacksonville How much: Free Contact: 256-405-4366 Karaoke by Mossburg When: 9 p.m.

Where: Applebee’s, 612 E. Hamric Drive, Oxford How much: Free Contact: 256-835-2434 DJ Tan Man When: 10 p.m.

Where: Brother’s Bar, 206 Pelham Road S., Jacksonville How much: $3, women free Contact: 256-435-6090

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COMEDY Comedy Open Mic Night with Eric Swann and Kool-Aide When: 8:30 p.m.

Where: Blu’s Bar, 1013 U.S. Highway 431, Anniston How much: Free Contact: 256-235-0613

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MUSIC Scott Grant What: Easy listening When: 6 p.m.

Where: Garfrerick’s Cafe, 655 Creekside Drive, Oxford How much: Free Contact: 256-831-0044 Party on the Patio feat. Katy Cairo What: Acoustic rock When: 6-9 p.m.

Where: The Victoria Restaurant, 1604 Quintard Ave. Anniston How much: Free Contact: 256-741-3953 Karaoke with DJ Tater When: 8 p.m.

Where: AJ’s Sunset Bar and Grill, 1500 Hillyer Robinson Pkwy., Anniston How much: Free Contact: 256-237-5996 Karaoke with Billy 2 Bare When: 8 p.m.

Where: Blu’s Bar, 1013 U.S. Highway 431, Anniston How much: Free Contact: 256-235-0613 Karaoke with DJ Bret When: 8 p.m.

Where: The Smoking Moose, 1214 Noble

ExhibitS Art Exhibition What: ArtWorks Gallery has a continuing exhibition of works by gallery artists.

Offerings include a wide variety of original art and fine craft works by 18 area artists.

When: Tuesday through Friday, 11 a.m.-4 p.m.

Where: ArtWorks Gallery,

921 Noble St., Anniston How much: Free Contact: 256-237-1259 Artwork of John Will Davis What: Artwork of local artist John Will Davis.

When: Through Sept. 30. Library hours are Monday-Thursday, 9 a.m.-6:30 p.m.;

Friday, 9 a.m.-5 p.m.; Saturday, 10 a.m.-5 p.m.; Sunday, 1-5 p.m.

Where: The Public Library of AnnistonCalhoun County, 108 E. 10th St., Anniston How much: Free Contact: 256-237-8501 Somebody’s Daydream What: A solo exhibition by Jauneth

Skinner, professor and head of the Jacksonville State University art department When: Through Sept. 30. Museum hours are Tuesday-Friday from 10 a.m.-4 p.m.

Where: Heritage Hall Museum, 200 South Street E., Talladega How much: Free Contact: 256-761-1364

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St., Anniston How much: Free Contact: 256-741-9300

James Marsden is shown in a scene from ‘Straw Dogs.’

Jam Night/Open Mic When: 9 p.m.

Where: The Peerless Saloon, 13 W. 10th St., Anniston How much: Free Contact: 256-237-1899 Open Mic with Riley Green What: All musicians welcome When: 9:30 p.m.

Where: Heroes American Grille, 8896 McClellan Blvd., Jacksonville How much: Free Contact: 256-405-4366 theater I Love You, You’re Perfect, Now Change What: Long-running off-Broadway show about modern relationships When: 8 p.m.

Where: McClellan Theater, 100 Gamecock Drive, Anniston How much: $20 for adults, $10 for students and children 4 and up. Thursdays are “pay what you want” night.

Contact: 256-820-CAST or www.castalabama.com EVENT Wine Tasting When: 5:30-7:30 p.m.

Where: Tyson Art & Frame, 3326 Henry Road, Anniston How much: $5 Contact: 256-236-99101

★★★ upcoming event Foggy Hollow Bluegrass Gatherin’ What: Featuring the music of Stanley & Co., Bluegrass Blvd., Kelli Johnson, Valley Road, Foggy Hollow, Troubadours, Lickety Split Reunion, Little Roy & Lizzie, Doyle Lawson and Bent Creek.

When: Sept. 23, 6 p.m. Sept. 24, 1 p.m.

Where: Foggy Hollow Farm, 439 Ross Lake Road, Wellington How much: $15 for Friday pass, $35 for weekend pass Contact: 256-492-3700 or www.foggyhollow. com

New ‘Straw Dogs’ feels radically different

By Rene Rodriguez McClatchy Newspapers

Straw Dogs is an artful provocation — a meditation on masculinity and societal mores in the guise of an explosive thriller.

While remaking Sam Peckinpah’s controversial 1971 classic, writer-director Rod Lurie (The Contender, The Last Castle) has kept the plot virtually intact.

What makes the two films feel radically different is tone. Where Peckinpah was borderline nihilistic, Lurie is unabashedly humanist, simultaneously celebrating and mourning the primal savagery we all harbor within us — a savagery that has been lulled into dormancy by civilization.

On paper, James Marsden and Kate Bosworth seem like odd substitutes for Dustin Hoffman and Susan George: These young, attractive actors are best known for their work in comic-book movies (X-Men, Superman Returns) and comedies. But their casting turns out to be a stroke of genius — so far removed from the stars of the original film that the inevitable comparisons are rendered moot. Marsden and Bosworth, delivering career-high performances both, make these characters their own.

The story remains simple: Hollywood screenwriter David Sumner (Marsden) and his actress wife Amy (Bosworth) relocate from the West Coast to her small hometown in Mississippi to restore and

straw dogs HHH1/2 rating: R for vulgar language, violence, gore, sexual situations, rape, strong adult themes Running time: 1:49 Starring: James Marsden, Kate Bosworth, Alexander Skarsgard, Dominic Purcell, Laz Alonso, James Woods

then sell her family home. The locals still remember Amy fondly, especially her ex-boyfriend Charlie (Alexander Skarsgard), a former high-school football star whose greatest triumphs are behind him.

Charlie is obviously still in love with Amy, but he’s respectful of her marriage and doesn’t overstep his boundaries — at least for a while.

The trouble begins when the Sumners hire Charlie and his crew to fix their roof.

The workers’ constant presence and rude behavior — one of them walks into the house uninvited and takes a beer from the fridge without asking — gradually takes a toll on the marriage. Hairline cracks become fissures. David suggests that Amy stop dressing so provocatively.

She responds with anger, claiming she dresses that way for him. The word “coward” is flung around. The men sense David’s emasculation: They can

practically sniff it in the air, and they grow bolder in their transgressions. Charlie admires Amy from afar, hammer in hand.

An aura of menace develops. Suddenly, even the most commonplace act seems fraught with danger.

In Peckinpah’s Straw Dogs, you watched the characters from a distance, like lab rats in a clinical study of marital dysfunction, but you never related to them as people: They were strange and unknowable. In Lurie’s version, you genuinely like the Sumners and understand their union — David is essentially the audience surrogate — so you feel the tension in your gut as the couple faces increasingly threatening intrusions and violations. Lurie’s Straw Dogs argues that we are products of our environment and that we learn to survive by embracing the attitudes and values around us, even when they contradict our own instincts.

Much like Peckinpah’s film, the new Straw Dogs climaxes with an eruption of extreme violence, and the sequence is both cathartic and corrosive. There is a great tragedy to the bloodbath, but there is great victory, too. You can only push people so far before they break — or start to fight back. The conflagration that ends Straw Dogs is more triumphant than lamentable: Sometimes, you have to be taken to the edge of the abyss to find out who you really are.

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historic hues Local artist John Will Davis explores black history in exhibit

By Erin Williams Special to The Star

John Will Davis may shudder at some of his first attempts at painting — “I look at some of the paintings that I did when I first started, and I would like to throw them away,” he said — but he knows he has polished his craft from the days of his first serious art attempt, which involved painting flowers.

“I threw it in the trash because I didn’t like it,” he remembers. But when his youngest daughter removed it and repainted it better than he did, “that was inspiration. I was supposed to be the one learning how to paint, and here my daughter took it out of the trash can and painted it better than me.”

The oil painter, whose work will be on exhibit at the Anniston Public Library until Sept. 30, remembers wanting to be an artist since he was a child, referencing old school papers he discovered that asked him what he wanted to be when he grew up. His answer?

“I had in there ‘a cartoonist,’” he said. “Ever since I was small, I’ve always wanted to have something to do with art.”

After graduating from Anniston High School in 1975 and working at the U.S. Foundry for a number of years, Davis became serious about art in September 1996, when he attended an art exhibition in Atlanta where he sought feedback on the drawings he brought with him from home. But

the bevy of talent he saw overwhelmed him.

“There were artists from all over the world, and their [work] was colorful and mine were pencil sketches,” he said.

The shame he felt led him to take his work back to his car, but he stayed at the show, collected business cards, and upon leaving revealed to his wife that the show was where he wanted to be. A year later, he was published, and the following year he was the featured artist at the same exhibition.

Looking back, Davis thinks the fortune he encountered was “pretty amazing.”

“I think that was a long stretch from some artists who never get a chance to get this far that quick,” he said. “I just consider it a very good blessing.”

Davis, who hasn’t exhibited since 2001 in Atlanta, has prepared numerous images over the years, including portraits, landscapes and historical images of Buffalo Soldiers, most notably Cathay Williams, who is known to be the first African-American woman to enlist in the military. Davis believes his image of her was so well-received because he chose to portray her as a soldier instead of as beautiful woman.

“I didn’t create her beautiful,” he said. “My thinking is if she was, back in those days, able to get into the military as a man, she had to almost look like a man, have some features of a man, to help her make that pass.”

Over the past few years, Davis was sidled with caring for

his ill parents and other family members, which took away from his time to create. And even though he “was blessed to be able to take care of them when they needed me,” his painting suffered. “There was very little that I could do,” he said.

Davis is now assisting in the creation of a mural in cooperation with the Spirit of Anniston Foundation and local artist Joseph Giri. He also created a Freedom Riders painting in 2007.

“There’s a lot of history here, it’s just not as known as much as people know about it from Birmingham … and in Atlanta,” Davis said. He thinks those places were betterknown for their involvement because of those who were involved. He hopes his art will “let the younger generation know that it’s not always been sugar and cake,” he said. “My art hopefully gives them an idea of the way things were and how things are now.”

Davis also sees his talent in his grandchildren, but doesn’t always try to pressure them into learning.

“A lot of times when I’m sitting up painting, they will ask me questions, and I will try to pass it on then,” he said.

“When I see them interested, I know that I’ve got their undivided attention — I’ll put as much in their little brains as I can. “ Erin Williams is a graduate of Faith Christian School and the University of Alabama. She is a performing arts aide for the Washington Post Style section.

Photos by Deirdre Long/The Anniston Star

“There’s a lot of history here. My art hopefully gives (the younger generation) an idea of the way things were and how things are now.”

— John Will Davis, artist

ABOVE: Local artists John Will Davis, left, and Joseph Giri discuss art at the opening reception of Davis’ exhibit at the library in Anniston. The exhibit runs through Sept. 30.

FROM LEFT: ‘The Origin,’ ‘Cathay Williams II: Female Buffalo Soldier,’ ‘The Struggle’ and ‘Dreams Do Come True.’

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historic hues Local artist John Will Davis explores black history in exhibit

By Erin Williams Special to The Star

John Will Davis may shudder at some of his first attempts at painting — “I look at some of the paintings that I did when I first started, and I would like to throw them away,” he said — but he knows he has polished his craft from the days of his first serious art attempt, which involved painting flowers.

“I threw it in the trash because I didn’t like it,” he remembers. But when his youngest daughter removed it and repainted it better than he did, “that was inspiration. I was supposed to be the one learning how to paint, and here my daughter took it out of the trash can and painted it better than me.”

The oil painter, whose work will be on exhibit at the Anniston Public Library until Sept. 30, remembers wanting to be an artist since he was a child, referencing old school papers he discovered that asked him what he wanted to be when he grew up. His answer?

“I had in there ‘a cartoonist,’” he said. “Ever since I was small, I’ve always wanted to have something to do with art.”

After graduating from Anniston High School in 1975 and working at the U.S. Foundry for a number of years, Davis became serious about art in September 1996, when he attended an art exhibition in Atlanta where he sought feedback on the drawings he brought with him from home. But

the bevy of talent he saw overwhelmed him.

“There were artists from all over the world, and their [work] was colorful and mine were pencil sketches,” he said.

The shame he felt led him to take his work back to his car, but he stayed at the show, collected business cards, and upon leaving revealed to his wife that the show was where he wanted to be. A year later, he was published, and the following year he was the featured artist at the same exhibition.

Looking back, Davis thinks the fortune he encountered was “pretty amazing.”

“I think that was a long stretch from some artists who never get a chance to get this far that quick,” he said. “I just consider it a very good blessing.”

Davis, who hasn’t exhibited since 2001 in Atlanta, has prepared numerous images over the years, including portraits, landscapes and historical images of Buffalo Soldiers, most notably Cathay Williams, who is known to be the first African-American woman to enlist in the military. Davis believes his image of her was so well-received because he chose to portray her as a soldier instead of as beautiful woman.

“I didn’t create her beautiful,” he said. “My thinking is if she was, back in those days, able to get into the military as a man, she had to almost look like a man, have some features of a man, to help her make that pass.”

Over the past few years, Davis was sidled with caring for

his ill parents and other family members, which took away from his time to create. And even though he “was blessed to be able to take care of them when they needed me,” his painting suffered. “There was very little that I could do,” he said.

Davis is now assisting in the creation of a mural in cooperation with the Spirit of Anniston Foundation and local artist Joseph Giri. He also created a Freedom Riders painting in 2007.

“There’s a lot of history here, it’s just not as known as much as people know about it from Birmingham … and in Atlanta,” Davis said. He thinks those places were betterknown for their involvement because of those who were involved. He hopes his art will “let the younger generation know that it’s not always been sugar and cake,” he said. “My art hopefully gives them an idea of the way things were and how things are now.”

Davis also sees his talent in his grandchildren, but doesn’t always try to pressure them into learning.

“A lot of times when I’m sitting up painting, they will ask me questions, and I will try to pass it on then,” he said.

“When I see them interested, I know that I’ve got their undivided attention — I’ll put as much in their little brains as I can. “ Erin Williams is a graduate of Faith Christian School and the University of Alabama. She is a performing arts aide for the Washington Post Style section.

Photos by Deirdre Long/The Anniston Star

“There’s a lot of history here. My art hopefully gives (the younger generation) an idea of the way things were and how things are now.”

— John Will Davis, artist

ABOVE: Local artists John Will Davis, left, and Joseph Giri discuss art at the opening reception of Davis’ exhibit at the library in Anniston. The exhibit runs through Sept. 30.

FROM LEFT: ‘The Origin,’ ‘Cathay Williams II: Female Buffalo Soldier,’ ‘The Struggle’ and ‘Dreams Do Come True.’

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A&E Beyond Scared Straight Beyond Scared Straight A drug-dealing teen. Å ›››› “GoodFellas” ›› “Defiance” (2008, Historical Drama) Daniel Craig, Liev Schreiber, Jamie Bell. Premiere. Three brothers wage a personal war against the Nazis. ››› “Top Gun” (1986, Adventure) Tom Cruise, Kelly AMC (1990) Robert De Niro.

McGillis, Anthony Edwards. Å Too Cute! Three kitten litters coming of age. Å Too Cute! Three distinct puppy litters. (N) ’ Bad Dog! A piano-playing dog; a pet buffalo. (N) ’ Too Cute! Three kitten litters coming of age. Å ANPL Bad Dog! ’ Doctor Who The TARDIS lands in a hotel. (N) Å Doctor Who Amy, Rory and River Song. ’ Å Funny as Hell “Show One” (N) Å BBC Battlestar Galactica ’ Battlestar Galactica Teams try to join forces. Å ›› “The Perfect Man” (1993) Phyllis Diller. Premiere. An aspiring artist must choose between two men. ›› Not Easily Broken BET ››› “Love & Basketball” (2000, Romance) Sanaa Lathan, Omar Epps, Alfre Woodard. Å Celebrity Ghost Stories Celebrity Ghost Stories Å Celebrity Ghost Stories Anything but solitude. Å Celebrity Nightmares Decoded Å Celebrity Nightmares Decoded Celebrities open up.

BIO The Millionaire Matchmaker ’ ›› “The Break-Up” (2006) Vince Vaughn. A couple end their relationship, but neither is willing to move. ›› “The Break-Up” (2006) Vince Vaughn.

BRAVO Matchmaker Ron White: They Call Me Tater Salad ’ Å White-Tater CMTV ››› “My Cousin Vinny” (1992) Joe Pesci, Marisa Tomei. An inept lawyer tries to free his cousin from a Dixie jail. ’ Å ›› “Drillbit Taylor” (2008) Owen Wilson. Three friends hire a beach bum to protect them from a bully. ›› “Jackass: Number Two” (2006) Johnny Knoxville. More practical jokes and silly stunts. Å COMEDY ›› Scary Movie 4 Å Ten Commandments of the Mafia ’ Å Track Me if You Can ’ Å I Faked My Own Death (N) ’ Å Track Me if You Can ’ Å DISC Almost, Away ››› “Wizards of Waverly Place The Movie” (2009, Comedy) Selena Gomez. A Good Luck Charlie “Ditch A.N.T. Farm “clarivoyANT” A.N.T. Farm Chyna sus- Shake It Up! “Age It Up” Shake It Up! “Hot Mess It Phineas and Ferb “My DISN young wizard conjures a spell that jeopardizes her family. Å Day” Å Å pects her teachers. Å Å Up” Å Fair Goalie” ’ Å Kardashian › “I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry” (2007, Comedy) Adam Sandler, Kevin James, Jessica Biel. Premiere.

The Soup Kardashian Chelsea Lately E! ●College Football Stanford at Arizona. (N) (Live) ESPN ●College Football Ohio State at Miami. (N) (Live) ●College Football Utah at BYU. (N) (Live) ESPN2 ●College Football Navy at South Carolina. (N) (Live) ›› “50 First Dates” (2004) Adam Sandler. A man falls for a woman who has short-term memory loss. ››› “Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story” (2004) FAM ››› “Ever After: A Cinderella Story” (1998, Romance) Drew Barrymore.

Diners, Drive Diners, Drive Diners, Drive Diners, Drive Diners, Drive Diners, Drive Iron Chef America “Flay vs. Hughes” FOOD Diners, Drive Pro Football Weekly TEVA Mountain Games FOXSS ●College Football North Texas at Alabama. (N) (Live) ●College Football Syracuse at USC. (N) (Live) X-Men Origins The League FX ››› “Only the Lonely” (1991, Romance-Comedy) John Candy, Maureen O’Hara, Ally Sheedy. Å ›› “Trapped in Paradise” (1994) Nicolas Cage. Bank robbers foiled by niceness in Paradise, Pa. Å FXM ›› Prelude to a Kiss ●High Stakes Poker Å Family Feud ’ Å Family Feud ’ Å Family Feud ’ Å Family Feud ’ Å Million Dollar Password ’ Å GSN Chain Reaction Å “Love Takes Wing” (2009, Drama) Cloris Leachman, Sarah Jones, Patrick Duffy. A “Love Begins” (2011, Drama) Wes Brown, Julie Mond. Premiere. A traveling man falls in love with a woman “Love Begins” (2011) Wes Brown. A traveling man HALL doctor helps townspeople who fear a mysterious illness. Å who runs a farm. Å falls in love with a woman who runs a farm. Å ›› “Hereafter” (2010, Drama) Matt Damon. Death touches three people in different ways. ‘PG-13’ Å True Blood Sookie gains valuable allies. ’ Å ›› “Machete” (2010) Danny Trejo. ’ ‘R’ Å HBO ››› Avatar (2009) ’ HGTV’d (N) Å The High Low Project (N) Secrets From a Stylist Home by Novogratz (N) Dina’s Party (N) Å Donna Decorates Dallas Hunters Int’l Hunters Int’l H&G Hunters Int’l WWII in HD “End Game” ››› “Dirty Harry” (1971, Crime Drama) Clint Eastwood, Harry Guardino, Reni Santoni. Harry Callahan uses Top Shot Å Top Shot Å HIST Å unorthodox methods to capture a sniper. Å “The Perfect Roommate” (2011) Boti Bliss. A young woman becomes suspicious of her roommate. Å ›› “Enough” (2002) Jennifer Lopez. Å LIFE ›› “Enough” (2002, Suspense) Jennifer Lopez, Billy Campbell. Å Strike Back The agents enter into a shaky alliance. ››› “Inception” (2010) Leonardo DiCaprio. A thief enters people’s dreams and steals their secrets.

MAX ››› “Men in Black” (1997, Action) Tommy Lee Jones. ’ ‘PG-13’ Å ›› “The Thousand Plane Raid” (1969) Christopher George. A tough bombardier commander masterminds a daring assault. ’ W’pons of World War II ›› “The Thousand Plane Raid” (1969) ’ Å MILIT Timewatch ’ Å Jersey Shore Mike comes to blows with Ronnie. ’ Jersey Shore A “Guido-themed” comedy show. ’ Jersey Shore ’ Å MTV Jersey Shore “Twinning” Jersey Shore Deena doubts her relationships. Å Secret Weapon of the Confederacy The disappearance of the H.L. Hunley.

The Conspirator: The Plot to Kill Lincoln NGEO Lincoln’s Secret Killer? The Conspirator: The Plot to Kill Lincoln iCarly “iCan’t Take It” Victorious (N) ’ Å Supah Ninjas (N) Å iCarly “iSam’s Mom” ’ Friends Å Friends Å Friends ’ Å Friends ’ Å NICK iCarly ’ Å JUNKies “Fire Ballers” JUNKies “Surf Cycle” ’ JUNKies ’ Å JUNKies “Hovercrash” Build It Bigger ’ Å JUNKies “Fire Ballers” JUNKies “Surf Cycle” ’ SCIENCE Oddities ’ Å ›› “The Other Woman” (2009) Natalie Portman. A grieving mother has a difficult time with her stepson.

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Curiosity DISC Auction Good Luck Shake It A.N.T. Farm A.N.T. Farm ›› “16 Wishes” (2010, Comedy) Good Luck Shake It Shake It A.N.T. Farm Phineas A.N.T. Farm A.N.T. Farm A.N.T. Farm Good Luck Good Luck WizardsA.N.T. Farm DISN Charlie Up! Å Å Å Debby Ryan. ‘G’ Å Charlie Up! Å Up! Å Å and Ferb Å Å Å Charlie Charlie Place Å Fashion The Soup E! News (N) Kardashian Kardashian Kardas › “I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry” (2007) Countdown to the Red ’11 Primetime Emmy Awards E! ●NASCAR Countdown ●NASCAR Racing Sprint Cup: Geico 400. From Chicagoland Speedway in Joliet, Ill. (N) SportsCtr ●SportsCenter (N) Å SportsCtr ESPN ●Sunday NFL Countdown (N) (Live) Å Reporters SportsCtr Fantasy Football Now (N) (Live) Auto Racing WNBA Basketball: First Round, Game 2 WNBA Basketball: First Round, Game 2 Baseball ESPN2 Outside ›› “Along Came Polly” (2004) Ben Stiller. ›› “Bruce Almighty” (2003) Jim Carrey. ›› “Evan Almighty” (2007) Steve Carell. ››› “Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story” 50 Dates FAM “Ever-Cinderella” Guy’s, Bite Barbecue Sand. King Chopped Champions Restaurant: Impossible Diners Diners Diners Diners Diners Diners Cupcake Wars Sugar High Crave Food FOOD Hungry LOKAR Motorhead Kentucky: Baseball Pre-Game MLB Baseball New York Mets at Atlanta Braves. (N) (Live) Postgame Boys in Football College Football FOXSS Stock Car Horse.

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Power of 10 ’ Å Deal-Deal Lingo Fam. Feud Fam. Feud Newlywed Love Baggage Baggage Deal-Deal Fam. Feud Power 10 GSN Chain Rctn Fam. Feud Newlywed Catch 21 1 vs. 100 ’ Å Golden Golden Frasier ’ Frasier ’ Frasier ’ Frasier ’ “Love Begins” (2011) Wes Brown. A traveling man ››› “Love’s Unending Legacy” (2007, Drama) › “Love’s Unfolding Dream” (2007, Drama) Erin “Love HALL Girls Girls Å Å Å Å falls in love with a woman who runs a farm.

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James Mason. Å (DVS) Joan Fontaine. Å (DVS) Hepburn, Alan Arkin, Richard Crenna. Å cely Tyson, Paul Winfield. Å Four Weddings Å Four Weddings Å Big Sexy ’ Å Hoarding: Buried Alive Hoarding: Buried Alive Hoarding: Buried Alive Hoarding: Buried Alive Hoarding: Buried Alive Hoarding TLC Four Weddings Å Law & Order A child set- Law & Order “Homesick” ››› “Cinderella Man” (2005) Russell Crowe, Renée Zellweger. Down-and- ››› “A Beautiful Mind” (2001, Biography) Russell Crowe, Ed Harris. Mathe- ››› “The Shawshank Redemption” TNT tles a drug debt. ’ ’ Å (DVS) out boxer Jim Braddock makes a dramatic comeback. Å matician John Forbes Nash Jr. has paranoid schizophrenia. Å (1994) Tim Robbins. Å “Scooby-Doo and Monster” Squirrel Squirrel Gumball Gumball MAD MAD Regular Regular Adventure Adventure “Who Framed Roger Rabbit” (1988) TOON “Codename: Kids Next Door” Cleveland Cleveland Cleveland Cleveland Cleveland Cleveland Cleveland Hot in Cleveland Cleveland Cleveland TVLND The Nanny The Nanny The Nanny Extreme Makeover: Home Edition Extreme Makeover Law & Order: SVU Law & Order: SVU Law & Order: SVU Law & Order: SVU Law & Order: SVU Law & Order: SVU Law & Order: SVU Law & Order: SVU Law-SVU USA Law & Order: SVU Celebrity Rehab, Drew Celebrity Rehab, Drew T.O. Show La La La La Basketball Wives LA Basketball Wives LA ’ Basketball Wives LA ››› “New Jack City” (1991) ’ VH1 Behind the Music Å CABLE NEWS Paid Prog. WEN Hair Paid Prog. Meals!

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The King of Queens ’ The City ’ Å The Andy Griffith Show The Andy Griffith Show 5 WTTO How I Met Your Mother Gospel Truth Lighthouse Music & Spoken Word Rick & Bubba Å 1st Baptist Church Saks Rick & Bubba Å 8 WJXS Can-U-Relate Show America’s Funniest Extreme Makeover: Home Edition “Dickinson Family” 20/20 “Wrong Turn: The Kati Kim Story” A family trapped in their car in winter. ’ Å ABC 33/40 News at 10PM The Zone H WJSU Home Videos Å The team assists the family of a Marine. Å (N) ●Nick Saban Show 60 Minutes (N) ’ Å The Good Wife “Getting Off” Defending an adultery The Good Wife “Closing Arguments” Alicia and Kalinda CSI: Miami “May Day” A plane carrying a fugitive Inside Sports ’ J WIAT website owner. ’ Å must work together. ’ Å crash-lands. ’ Å Monk Monk tries to end a garbage strike. ’ Å Monk Julie’s basketball coach dies suddenly. Å Psych “He Dead” Wreckage of a plane crash. Å Psych “High Noon-ish” Tourist attraction. ’ Å L WPXH Monk ’ Å ●Oak Mountain High School Football Paid Program ¥ WABM The Unit “Off the Meter” ›› “King Kong” (1976, Fantasy) Jeff Bridges, Jessica Lange. An oil mogul seeks to exploit a monstrous ape in New York.

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River Monsters: Unhooked “The Mutilator” Å Hillbilly Handfishin’ Baltimore housewives. (N) ’ Hillbilly Handfishin’ ’ ANPL Hillbilly Handfishin’ ’ Tanked An outdoor gumball tank. ’ ›› “Die Another Day” (2002, Action) Pierce Brosnan, Halle Berry. Å BBC Kitchen Nightmares ’ ›› “Die Another Day” (2002) Pierce Brosnan, Halle Berry. James Bond and an American spy track a North Korean villain. Å ›› “Not Easily Broken” (2009) Morris Chestnut, Taraji P. Henson. The aftermath of a car accident tests a couple’s marriage. Å Born to Dance: Laurieann Gibson “Born to Glam” BET ›› “The Perfect Man” (1993) Phyllis Diller. Å I Survived Å I Survived An assault on a woman. Å I Survived Shotgun wound; attacked by bees. Å Flightmares Air disaster survivors. Å I Survived...Beyond & Back “Chuck, Mike, Julie” BIO The Real Housewives of New Jersey The Real Housewives of New Jersey The Real Housewives of New Jersey (N) The Real Housewives of New Jersey BRAVO Real Housewives CMT Made Nicole Miethe is a mother of eight. Å Extreme Makeover: Home Edition “Skaggs Family” Extreme Makeover: Home Edition ’ Å Extreme Makeover: Home Edition “Skaggs Family” CMTV CMT Made ’ Å Daniel Tosh: Happy Thoughts Å Tosh.0 Å Tosh.0 Å Tosh.0 Å ›› Major League Å COMEDY ›› “Drillbit Taylor” (2008, Comedy) Owen Wilson, Troy Gentile. Å Curiosity Is a global apocalypse likely? (N) ’ Å When Fish Attack 3 ’ Å When Fish Attack 2 Fish that lash out at humans.

Curiosity Is a global apocalypse likely? ’ Å DISC Curiosity ’ Å So Random! “VoldeShake It Up! “Shake It Up, Up & Away” CeCe and Good Luck Charlie “The A.N.T. Farm Cuts to the Shake It Up! “Shake It Up, Up & Away” CeCe and So Random! “VoldeGood Luck Charlie “TerDISN Marts”; “Dance Fever.”

Rocky go to an audition. (N) Å Bob Duncan Experience” school’s budget. Å Rocky go to an audition. Å Marts”; “Dance Fever.” mite Queen” Å Emmy Awards Kardashian Kardashian Kardashian Kardashian Kardashian Kardashian The Soup Chelsea Lately E! ●MLB Baseball St. Louis Cardinals at Philadelphia Phillies. From Citizens Bank Park in Philadelphia. (N Subject to Blackout) (Live) ●SportsCenter (N) (Live) Å ESPN ●SportsCenter (N) Å ●SportsCenter (N) Å ●NHRA Drag Racing O’Reilly Auto Parts Nationals. From Concord, N.C. (N Same-day Tape) Å ●NASCAR Now (N) Å ESPN2 ●Baseball Tonight (N) ›› “Paul Blart: Mall Cop” (2009, Comedy) Kevin James, Jayma Mays, Keir O’Donnell.

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Challenge A cake car demolition.

The Great Food Truck Race (N) Iron Chef America “Cora vs. Smith” Chopped “Squashed” FOOD Food Truck Race ●Boxing Mercito Gesta vs. Manny Perez. From Parker, Ariz. (Taped) World Poker Tour: Season 9 FOXSS ●College Football North Texas at Alabama. ››› Kung Fu Panda ›› “Monsters vs. Aliens” (2009, Adventure) Voices of Reese Witherspoon, Hugh Laurie, Seth Rogen. ›› “Monsters vs. Aliens” (2009, Adventure) Voices of Reese Witherspoon, Hugh Laurie, Seth Rogen.

FX ››› “Strange Days” (1995) Ralph Fiennes, Angela Bassett. A black marketeer peddles other people’s experiences. Å ›› “Predator 2” (1990, Science Fiction) Danny Glover, Gary Busey. Å FXM Big Trouble Deal or No Deal ’ Å Lingo Å Lingo Å Lingo Å Lingo Å Catch 21 Å Chain Reaction Å GSN Power of 10 ’ Å ›››› “Love Finds a Home” (2009, Drama) Patty Duke, Sarah Jones, Haylie “Love Begins” (2011, Drama) Wes Brown, Julie Mond. A traveling man falls in love with a woman who runs a The Golden Girls Rose The Golden Girls Rose HALL Duff. A frontier doctor clashes with a nursemaid. Å farm. Å suffers a heart attack. suffers a heart attack.

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All American Handyman “Behind Closed Doors” House Hunters (N) Å Hunters Int’l Design Star Finalists must create a pilot. Å H&G Cash & Cari (N) Å Ice Road Truckers “Ice Ice Road Truckers “The Heat Is On” Lisa and Maya Ice Road Truckers “Judgement Day” Polar bear stand- Top Gear “Hollywood Cars” (Season Finale) The guy’s Ancient Aliens “Aliens and Lost Worlds” Carvings in HIST Rogue Trucker” Å help a stranded driver. Å off at Prudhoe Bay. (N) Å favorite Hollywood cars. (N) the Mayan city of Copan. Å Drop Dead Diva Parker hires his ex-girlfriend. (N) Against the Wall “Countdown to Meltdown” (N) Against the Wall “Countdown to Meltdown” Å LIFE “The Perfect Roommate” (2011, Suspense) Boti Bliss, Ashley Leggat. Å ›› “The Book of Eli” (2010, Action) Denzel Washington, Gary Oldman, Mila Kunis. ’ ‘R’ Å MAX ››› “Inception” (2010) Leonardo DiCaprio, Ellen Page. A thief enters people’s dreams and steals their secrets. ’ ‘PG-13’ Å Battle Rats: Iwo Jima ’ Å Goin’ Back: Iwo Jima ’ Å Wings Over the Pacific ’ Å MILIT Secrets of World War II Wings Over the Pacific ’ Å Teen Dads (N) ’ Jersey Shore ’ Å Awkward. ’ Awkward. ’ MTV Teen Mom “Time Out” Maci and Ryan fight over custody. ’ Å Drugs, Inc. “Cocaine” Coca farmers in Colombia.

Drugs, Inc. The effects of methamphetamine.

Border Wars “Smuggler’s Tunnel” (N) Drugs, Inc. “Cocaine” Coca farmers in Colombia.

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Cyberchas NewsHour _ WCIQ Sesame Street News Daytime The 700 Club Days of our Lives Anderson The Doctors Ellen DeGeneres Show News NBC News News ` WVTM Today Court Court Justice Justice Millionaire Millionaire TBA TBA Lifechangr Lifechangr Family Fd Family Fd Big Bang Two Men Two Men 5 WTTO The Nate Berkus Show The People’s Court Paid Prog. Your Health CBN News Hillbillies Movie Varied Programs Wretched Varied Hillbillies Varied Programs 8 WJXS Varied The View ABC 33/40 News All My Children One Life to Live General Hospital The Dr. Oz Show Focus at 4 News ABC News News H WJSU Talk of Alabama The Price Is Right Young & Restless Insider Bold The Talk Wendy Williams Show Jeopardy! Jeopardy! Dr. Phil News News CBS News J WIAT Let’s Make a Deal Ghost Whisperer Ghost Whisperer Without a Trace Without L WPXH Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Ghost Whisperer Steve Wilkos Show The Jeremy Kyle Show The People’s Court Judge Judge Judge Mathis Maury Fam. Guy Fam. Guy Simpsons ¥ WABM Love Lucy Love Lucy Jerry Springer CABLE ENTERTAINMENT Local Programming Action News at Noon Local Programming Chan. 2 Action News Chan. 2 Action News Chan. 2 Action News Local Prog ^ TV-2 The Doctors Criminal Minds The First 48 Varied Programs Dog Dog CSI: Miami The Sopranos Criminal Minds The First 48 Varied A&E The Sopranos M ›› “Force 10 From Navarone” (1978, War) Å ›› “The Kingdom” (2007) Jamie Foxx, Chris Cooper. Å ›› “U-571” (2000) Matthew McConaughey, Bill Paxton. ›››› “GoodFellas” (1990) Robert De Niro, Joe Pesci. Å T ›› “The Fountain” (2006) Hugh Jackman. Å ›››› “GoodFellas” (1990) Robert De Niro, Ray Liotta, Joe Pesci. Å ›› “King Arthur” (2004) Clive Owen, Keira Knightley. ››› “No Country for Old Men” (2007) ›››› “The Silence of the Lambs” (1991) Jodie Foster. ››› “We Were Soldiers” (2002, War) Mel Gibson. Å AMC W ››› “Michael Clayton” (2007) George Clooney. ›› “Reindeer Games” (2000) Ben Affleck, Gary Sinise. Å TH “Blazing Saddles” (1974) ›› “Rooster Cogburn” (1975, Western) John Wayne. ››› “The Shootist” (1976) John Wayne, Lauren Bacall. Å › “Texas Rangers” (2001) James Van Der Beek. ››› “Hondo” (1953) John Wayne.

F “All the Right Moves” ›› “Secret Window” (2004) Johnny Depp. Å ›› “The Juror” (1996) Demi Moore, Alec Baldwin. Å ›› “Single White Female” (1992) Bridget Fonda. Premiere. › “Stigmata” (1999, Suspense) Å Ramsay’s Kitchen Doctor Who G Ramsay’s F Word Ramsay’s Kitchen Ramsay’s Kitchen Star Trek: Next Doctor Who Doctor Who Top Gear BBC Kitchen Nightmares Bernie Parkers Parkers Jamie F. Jamie F. Movie The Game The Game Chris Chris Parkers Parkers 106 & Park: BET’s Top 10 Live BET Bernie Varied Programs City Confidential I Survived Notorious Biography Biography Varied Programs City Confidential I Survived Notorious BIO BRAVO Varied Programs Varied Programs Extrm.

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Sponge. iCarly Victorious Big Time NICK Bubble Factory Factory Head Rush How Do How Do How/Made How/Made Varied SCIENCE Varied Programs Beverly Hills, 90210 Beverly Hills, 90210 The O.C. One Tree Hill One Tree Hill Beverly Hills, 90210 Beverly Hills, 90210 Days of our Lives The Young SOAP Days of our Lives ●NASCAR Race Hub ●Pass Time Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Varied Programs Barrett-Jackson Spec. ●Monster Jam SPEED Varied Programs CSI Varied CSI Varied CSI: NY Varied CSI Varied Programs SPIKE CSI: Crime Scene Pre-Game Baseball SPSO Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Baseball Varied Programs SYFY Varied Programs Behind Varied J. Robison M. Hickey The 700 Club J. Hagee Varied Praise the Lord Varied TBN R. Parsley Your Day Copeland Varied Programs Prince Prince Payne Payne Browns Amer. Dad Earl Raymond Raymond Jim Raymond Friends Friends Friends Friends King King Seinfeld TBS Prince M ›› “Underworld U.S.A.” (1961) ››› “Gidget” (1959) Sandra Dee. Å ››› “Sunday in New York” (1963) Å ››› “The Best Man” (1964) Henry Fonda. Å ››› “PT 109” (1963) Cliff Robertson. Å T Quo Vadis ››› “Two Women” (1961, Drama) ›››› “Yesterday, Today and Tomorrow” ›› “Lady L” (1965, Comedy) Sophia Loren. Å ››› “Operation Crossbow” (1965, War) Å ›› “Ghosts -- Italian Style” (1969) › “Behind the Mask” › “Black Moon” (1934) Jack Holt. ›› “Whirlpool” (1934) ›› “The Affairs of Dobie Gillis” Private Screenings “Tammy-Bachlor” TCM W Smart Set ›› “Flight” (1929, War) Jack Holt, Lila Lee. TH ››› “The Sellout” (1951) Å › “That Hagen Girl” (1947) Å ›› “Tish” (1942) Marjorie Main. ›› “We Who Are Young” (1940) ›› “Any Number Can Play” (1949) Clark Gable. ››› “White Heat” (1949) F Society ›› “Stronger Than Desire” (1939) ›› “Phantom Raiders” (1940) ›› “The Miniver Story” (1950) Greer Garson. ›› “Soldiers Three” (1951) ››› “Scandal at Scourie” (1953) Å Best Four Weddings What Not to Wear Baby Story Baby Story Baby’s Multiples What Not to Wear Four Weddings Varied Programs LA Ink Varied TLC Varied Programs Supernatural Las Vegas Las Vegas Cold Case The Closer Law & Order Law & Order Law & Order Law TNT Supernatural Garfield Scooby Scooby Looney Tunes Jerry Varied Garfield Stupid Dog Johnny T Sidekick Almost Adventure Regular MAD Varied Johnny T Varied TOON Garfield Sanford All-Family Bonanza Bonanza Bonanza Bonanza Jeffersons Sanford & Son Sanford All-Family TVLND Bewitched Bewitched Sanford Law & Order: SVU Law & Order: SVU Law & Order: SVU Law & Order: SVU Law & Order: SVU NCIS NCIS NCIS NCIS USA Law & Order: SVU Varied Programs Bsk. Wives VH1 Jump Start CABLE NEWS Strategy Money Power Lunch Street Signs Closing Bell Closing Bell-Bartiromo Fast Mny Varied Mad Money Report CNBC Squawk on the Street The Call CNN Newsroom CNN Newsroom CNN Newsroom The Situation Room With Wolf Blitzer John King CNN CNN Newsroom America Live Studio/Shepard Smith Your World W/ Cavuto The Five Special Report FOX Rep’t FNC America’s Newsroom Happening Now MSNBC Live MSNBC News Live Andrea Mitchell News Nation Martin Bashir Dylan Ratigan Hardball Matthews MSNBC Live Hardball MSNBC Jansing and Co.

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BROADCAST CHANNELS Hell’s Kitchen “4 Chefs Compete; Winner Chosen” The remaining four chefs compete. ’ Å & WBRC Inside Edition (N) Å PBS NewsHour (N) ’ Å Antiques Roadshow “Jackpot!” Some of the most ex- Antiques Roadshow “Roadshow Remembers” Ten _ WCIQ pensive finds. ’ Å years of treasures. ’ Å Access Hollywood ’ Å The Sing-Off “Season Premiere: Pt. I” (Season Premiere) Eight groups perform together. (N) ’ Å ` WVTM

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FOX6 News at 9:00 PM FOX6 News at 9:30 PM FOX6 News at 10:00 PM The Storm That Swept Mexico Ending dictatorship in Mexico. ’ Å

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The Playboy Club “Pilot” (Series Premiere) A club regular tries to help a new girl. (N) ’ Å Seinfeld Å 30 Rock “Pilot” ’ Å TV24 News at Nine Castle “Rise” (Season Premiere) Detective Beckett struggles to survive. (N) ’ Å Hawaii Five-0 “Ha’i’ole” (Season Premiere) McGarrett receives an unexpected visit. (N) ’ Å Criminal Minds The BAU interrogates a terrorist. ’ Excused (N) ’ Å American Dad “Pilot” ’

The Tonight Show With Jay Leno (N) ’ Å The Andy Griffith Show

Alabama’s 13 News at 10:00pm (N) Å The Andy Griffith Show Rick & Bubba Å ABC 33/40 News at 10PM (N) CBS 42 News at 10 (N)

Ringer A woman assumes her twin’s identity. Å 5 WTTO The Big Bang Theory ’ H8R Snooki tries to win over an antagonist. Å What a Deal Cheers ’ Å Cheers ’ Å 8 WJXS The Lucy Show Å Wheel of Fortune “Home Dancing With the Stars (Season Premiere) The couples perform for the first time. (N) ’ (Live) Å Nightline (N) Å H WJSU Sweet Home” Å Entertainment Tonight (N) How I Met Your Mother How I Met Your Mother Two and a Half Men (Sea- 2 Broke Girls “Pilot” (SeLate Show With David J WIAT ’ Å “The Best Man” Å “The Naked Truth” (N) son Premiere) (N) ’ ries Premiere) (N) Å Letterman ’ Å Without a Trace The search for a boy continues. ’ Criminal Minds New agent joins the team. ’ Å Criminal Minds Possible serial killer. ’ Å L WPXH Without a Trace Å Law & Order: Special Victims Unit “Payback” Å Law & Order: Special Victims Unit “A Single Life” House of Payne House of Payne ¥ WABM Seinfeld Å CABLE ENTERTAINMENT Local Programming Action News Nightbeat Local Programming ^ TV-2 Entertainment Tonight Hoarders A food hoarder is also a chef. Å Hoarders A house has 47 cats and dogs. Å Intervention A meth and painkiller addict. Å Intervention A rape victim is self-destructing. Å A&E The First 48 Å ›››› “GoodFellas” ››› “No Country for Old Men” (2007, Crime Drama) Tommy Lee Jones, Javier Bardem, Josh Brolin. A hunter finds the remains of a drug ››› “No Country for Old Men” (2007, Crime Drama) Tommy Lee Jones, Javier AMC (1990) Robert De Niro. deal gone bad.

Bardem. A hunter finds the remains of a drug deal gone bad.

I’m Alive A man is attacked by 3 grizzly bears. ’ I’m Alive “Resurrection” ’ Å I’m Alive “Battlegrounds” Three lions corner a teen.

I’m Alive A man is attacked by 3 grizzly bears. ’ ANPL River Monsters Top Gear Making train travel cheaper. Å Top Gear Demolishing houses; Jensen Interceptor. (N) Å Top Gear Skoda Yeti. Å Top Gear Å BBC Top Gear Å › “Hair Show” (2004, Comedy) Mo’Nique, Kellita Smith, Gina Torres. A hairstylist needs her sister’s help to win a contest. Å BET 106 & Park: Top 10 Live › “B.A.P.S” (1997, Comedy) Halle Berry, Martin Landau. Å Notorious Å Biography “Janis Joplin” Å Biography Bob Marley spreads reggae music. Å Biography The Rolling Stones. Å Biography The Mamas & the Papas. Å BIO The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (N) Most Eligible Dallas Drew’s ex drops a bomb. (N) What Happens Real Housewives BRAVO Real Housewives Trick My Truck ’ Å Trick My Truck ’ Å Trick My Truck ’ Å Trick My Truck Restore and transform an old Mack. ››› “Escape From Alcatraz” (1979) Clint Eastwood. Premiere. ’ CMTV Trick My Truck ’ Å Tosh.0 Å Tosh.0 Å Tosh.0 Å Roast Pre-Show The Comedy Central Roast “Charlie Sheen” Actor Charlie Sheen. (N) Å Comedy Central Roast COMEDY 30 Rock “Pilot” ’ Å American Chopper: Senior vs. Junior “Downsizing” American Chopper: Senior vs. Junior (N) ’ Å American Underworld (Series Premiere) (N) Å American Chopper: Senior vs. Junior ’ Å DISC American Chopper Shake It Up! CeCe and So Random! “Volde“Lemonade Mouth” (2011, Musical) Bridgit Mendler, Adam Hicks, Hayley Kiyoko. Five high-school students Shake It Up! “Shake It Up, Up & Away” CeCe and So Random! “VoldeDISN Rocky go to an audition. Marts”; “Dance Fever.” form a music group. ‘NR’ Å Rocky go to an audition. Å Marts”; “Dance Fever.”

E! News (N) Sex and the City Å Sex and the City Å Sex and the City Å Sex and the City Å Fashion Police: The 2011 Primetime Emmy Awards Chelsea Lately (N) E! News E! ●SportsCenter (N) Å NFL Football St. Louis Rams at New York Giants. (N Subject to Blackout) (Live) ESPN Monday Night Countdown (N) (Live) Å ●WNBA Basketball First Round, Game 3 -- New York Liberty at Indiana Fever. (If necessary). (N) Å ●WNBA Basketball First Round, Game 3 -- Phoenix Mercury at Seattle Storm. (If necessary). (N) Å ESPN2 ●SportsCenter (N) Å The Lying Game “Bad Boys Break Hearts” (N) ›› “Bring It On” (2000) Kirsten Dunst. High-school cheerleaders vie for a coveted national title.

The 700 Club Submerged in a river for 12 minutes.

FAM The Lying Game Diners, Drive Diners, Drive Best Thing Ate Best Thing Ate Challenge A cake car demolition.

FOOD Unwrapped “Get Comfy” Unwrapped Diner food. Crave (N) World Poker Tour: Season 9 The Car Show “Mom Mobile vs. Supercar” (N) FOXSS ●College Football Syracuse at USC. (Taped) Two and a Half Men ’ › “Wild Hogs” (2007, Comedy) Tim Allen, John Travolta, Martin Lawrence. Four friends take a motorcycle road trip. › “Wild Hogs” (2007) Tim Allen. Four friends take a motorcycle road trip.

FX ›› “La Métamorphose des Cloportes” (1965, Comedy) Lino Ventura, Charles Aznavour. Å ›› “La Métamorphose des Cloportes” (1965, Comedy) Lino Ventura, Charles Aznavour. Å FXM ›› 11 Harrowhouse Deal or No Deal ’ Å Deal or No Deal ’ Å Family Feud Å Family Feud ’ Å The Newlywed Game Baggage Å GSN Baggage (N) Å Little House on the Little House on the Prairie “The Faith Healer” A Frasier Frasier and Niles Frasier Roz hires Bulldog Frasier The brothers face Frasier Brothers research Frasier The media reports Frasier Lilith attends HALL Prairie “The King Is Dead” preacher entices residents. Å vie as art critics. Å to baby-sit. ’ Å off over women. ’ Å family tree. Å Frasier dead. Å Thanksgiving dinner. ’ ●24/7 Mayweather/Ortiz ››› “Public Enemies” (2009) Johnny Depp. G-man Melvin Purvis vows to nab notorious criminal John Dillinger. ’ ‘R’ Å HBO ●24/7 Mayweather/Ortiz Real Time With Bill Maher ’ Å House Hunters (N) Å Hunters Int’l Showhouse Showdown (N) Å House Hunters Å Hunters Int’l House Hunters: Great Escapes Å H&G House Hunters Å American Pickers The Pawn Stars Street-legal pi- Pawn Stars Percussion American Pickers “Motor City” The guys spot a Cadil- Pawn Stars World War II Pawn Stars 1941 Indian Top Shot “Turn the Corner” Two champions return as HIST guys head to Michigan. rate ship parade float. pistol from the 1830s. lac for sale. (N) Å era bomb-sight. (N) Å motorcycle; golf club. (N) captains. Å ›› “The Bucket List” (2007) Jack Nicholson. Dying men make a list of things to do before they expire.

The Protector Gloria invites a man over for dinner.

LIFE ››› “Fried Green Tomatoes” (1991) Kathy Bates, Jessica Tandy. Å ››› “Inception” (2010) Leonardo DiCaprio. A thief enters people’s dreams and steals their secrets.

MAX ››› “Catch Me if You Can” (2002) Leonardo DiCaprio. A teenage scam artist poses as a pilot, surgeon and lawyer. ‘PG-13’ Å World at War FDR cannot sway Congress. ’ Å Surviving D-Day Victory at Omaha Beach changed the war. ’ Å World at War FDR cannot sway Congress. ’ Å MILIT World at War ’ Å Jersey Shore ’ Å Fantasy Factory Fantasy Factory Ridiculousness (N) ’ Death Valley (N) ’ Cuff’d (N) ’ Ridiculousness ’ MTV Ridiculousness ’ Drugs, Inc. The effects of methamphetamine.

Drugs, Inc. “Heroin” Heroin.

Explorer “Marijuana Nation” Drugs, Inc. The effects of methamphetamine.

NGEO Deadly 60 “Wolf Gang” My Wife and Kids Å George Lopez ’ Å George Lopez ’ Å Friends ’ Å Friends ’ Å That ’70s Show ’ Å That ’70s Show ’ Å NICK SpongeBob SquarePants Family BrainSurge Å Secrets of Pearl Harbor ’ Å Curiosity The earth’s forces that shaped America.

Unsolved History “Area 51” ’ Å Secrets of Pearl Harbor ’ Å SCIENCE Hunt-Alligator ›› “Piranha” (2010, Horror) Elisabeth Shue, Adam Scott. iTV. ’ ‘R’ Å Weeds (iTV) (N) ’ Å The Big C (iTV) (N) Å Weeds (iTV) ’ Å The Big C (iTV) ’ Å SHOW ›› “Youth in Revolt” (2009) Michael Cera. ‘R’ All My Children ’ Å One Life to Live ’ Å General Hospital ’ Å Days of our Lives ’ Å SOAP Young & Restless Monster Jam Pass Time Pass Time Car Science Car Science Monster Jam SPEED Pass Time 1,000 Ways to Die ’ 1,000 Ways to Die A rich man bottoms out. ’ 1,000 Ways to Die ’ 1,000 Ways to Die ’ 1,000 Ways to Die ’ 1,000 Ways to Die ’ Gears of War 3 SPIKE 1,000 Ways to Die ’ ●Braves Live! Postgame ●Braves Live! Postgame MLB Baseball Atlanta Braves at Florida Marlins.

SPSO ●MLB Baseball Atlanta Braves at Florida Marlins. From Sun Life Stadium in Miami. (N) (Live) Eureka “One Giant Leap” (Season Finale) (N) Å Warehouse 13 “Insatiable” (N) ’ Å Alphas “The Unusual Suspects” (N) Eureka “One Giant Leap” ’ Å SYFY Pirates-Worlds Behind the Scenes Å Mark Chironna Å Kingdom Connection Jesse Duplantis Å Praise the Lord Å TBN The Potter’s Touch Family Guy ’ Å Family Guy ’ Å Family Guy ’ Å Family Guy ’ Å Family Guy ’ Å Family Guy “Family Gay” Conan Actor Ryan Gosling; Nicole Scherzinger. (N) TBS Seinfeld “The Pothole” ››› “PT 109” (1963) Cliff “Dr. Coppelius” (1966, Musical Comedy) Walter Slezak, Claudia Corday, Caj Sell- ›››› “The Red Shoes” (1948, Drama) Moira Shearer, Anton Walbrook, Marius Goring. A ballerina loves an impresario and her art. Å TCM Robertson. Å ing. Premiere. A scientist creates a captivating mechanical doll.

Cake Boss: Dear Buddy Questions from fans. (N) My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding An untraditional gown.

TLC Kate Plus 8 “The Finale” My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding An untraditional gown. My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding ’ Å Law & Order Ed Green’s The Closer “Fresh Pursuit” The squad investigates a Law & Order “Captive” Former sexual predator. ’ Å Law & Order “Corner Office” An attorney is found CSI: NY “Cuckoo’s Nest” The Compass Killer’s third vicTNT badge is in danger. ’ death. Å (DVS) dead. ’ Å (DVS) tim. ’ Å Adventure Time MAD (N) King of the Hill ’ Å King of the Hill ’ Å American Dad ’ Å American Dad ’ Å Family Guy ’ Å Family Guy ’ Å TOON World of Gumball M*A*S*H “Lend a Hand” M*A*S*H Å Everybody-Raymond Everybody-Raymond Everybody-Raymond Everybody Loves Raymond “Thank You Notes” ’ The Nanny ’ Å TVLND All in the Family ●WWE Monday Night RAW (N) ’ (Live) Å NCIS Gibbs exploits Ziva’s connection to Ari. Å ››› “The Bourne Ultimatum” (2007) Å USA NCIS “Kill Ari” Å ●Basketball Wives LA (N) ’ La La’s Full Court Life The T.O. Show (N) ’ La La’s Full Court Life The T.O. Show ’ VH1 Basketball Wives LA ’ ●Basketball Wives LA (N) ’ CABLE NEWS New Age of Wal-Mart The world’s largest retailer.

American Greed WorldCom stock crashes in 2002.

Mad Money CNBC The Kudlow Report (N) Biography on CNBC Entrepreneur Sam Walton.

Anderson Cooper 360 Å Piers Morgan Tonight Anderson Cooper 360 Å John King, USA CNN John King, USA (N) Politics & Public Policy Today CSPAN House of Reps.

The Communicators Tonight From Washington Capital News Today CSPAN2 U.S. Senate Coverage The O’Reilly Factor (N) Å Hannity (N) On the Record With Greta Van Susteren (N) Å The O’Reilly Factor Å FNC FOX Report The Rachel Maddow Show The Ed Show The Last Word With Lawrence O’Donnell MSNBC Hardball Chris Matthews The Last Word With Lawrence O’Donnell

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BROADCAST CHANNELS Glee The glee club kids tackle a new project. Å New Girl “Pilot” ’ Å Raising Hope “Prodigy” & WBRC Inside Edition (N) Å PBS NewsHour (N) ’ Å History Detectives A man earns the Order of Leopold. Sandwiches That You Will Like Rick Sebak travels _ WCIQ (N) ’ Å across America sampling great sandwiches. Å Access Hollywood ’ Å The Biggest Loser (Season Premiere) Each team chooses one of three trainers. (N) ’ Å ` WVTM

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FOX6 News at 9:00 PM FOX6 News at 9:30 PM FOX6 News at 10:00 PM TMZ (N) ’ Å Frontline “The Wounded Platoon” Charlie Company’s “Cruz Reynoso: Sowing the Seeds of Justice” 3rd Platoon. ’ (PA) Å (2010, Documentary) Parenthood “Hey, If You’re Not Using That Baby...”

Alabama’s 13 News at The Tonight Show With Kristina worries about Max’s school. (N) ’ Å 10:00pm (N) Å Jay Leno (N) ’ Å Ringer Bridget’s past catches up with her. (N) Å Seinfeld Å 30 Rock “The Aftermath” The Andy Griffith Show The Andy Griffith Show 5 WTTO The Big Bang Theory ’ 90210 Naomi and Annie play sorority games. (N) ’ In. Gamecock Most Wanted The Andy Griffith Show Cheers ’ Å TV24 News at Nine Rick & Bubba Å 8 WJXS ●Gamecock Huddle Wheel of Fortune “Home Dancing With the Stars “Meet the Cast” First perform- Dancing With the Stars Contestants face elimination. Body of Proof “Love Thy Neighbor” (Season Premiere) ABC 33/40 News at 10PM Nightline (N) Å H WJSU Sweet Home” (N) Å ances and dance training. (N) ’ Å (N) ’ (Live) Å The team investigates a fatal car crash. (N) (N) Entertainment Tonight (N) NCIS “Nature of the Beast” (Season Premiere) Tony NCIS: Los Angeles “Lange, H.” (Season Premiere) Unforgettable “Pilot” (Series Premiere) A former detec- CBS 42 News at 10 (N) Late Show With David J WIAT ’ Å searches for answers. (N) ’ Å (DVS) The team searches for Hetty in Romania. (N) ’ tive has a rare ability. (N) ’ Å Letterman (N) ’ Å Without a Trace A television reporter vanishes. ’ Criminal Minds Team delves into Morgan’s past. ’ Criminal Minds “No Way Out” A prolific serial killer.

Criminal Minds A wealthy couple’s murder. Å L WPXH Without a Trace Å Are You Smarter?

Are You Smarter?

Don’t Forget the Lyrics! Don’t Forget the Lyrics! Excused (N) ’ Å American Dad ’ Å House of Payne House of Payne ¥ WABM Seinfeld Å CABLE ENTERTAINMENT Local Programming Action News Nightbeat Local Programming ^ TV-2 Entertainment Tonight Billy the Exterminator Billy the Exterminator Billy the Exterminator Billy the Exterminator Billy the Exterminator Billy the Exterminator Billy the Exterminator Billy the Exterminator A&E Billy the Exterminator ››› “No Country for Old ››› “We Were Soldiers” (2002, War) Mel Gibson, Madeleine Stowe, Greg Kinnear. Outnumbered U.S. troops battle the North Vietnamese. Å ››› “We Were Soldiers” (2002, War) Mel Gibson, AMC Men” (2007) Madeleine Stowe, Greg Kinnear. Å River Monsters: Unhooked “Jungle Killer” ’ Å Human Planet “Deserts” ’ Å Human Planet Human survival across the globe. ’ Human Planet “Deserts” ’ Å ANPL River Monsters Top Gear A Ferrari Daytona against a power boat.

Top Gear Å Gordon Ramsay’s Shark Bait Å Kitchen Nightmares An Italian restaurant in debt.

BBC Top Gear Å Born to Dance: Laurieann Gibson Å Born to Dance: Laurieann Gibson Å BET ›› “I Think I Love My Wife” (2007) Chris Rock. Premiere. A free-spirited woman makes a man question the state of his marriage.

Notorious Å Mobsters Chicago mobster Tony Spilotro. Å Mobsters Tommy “Karate” Pitera. Å Mobsters “Big Joey Massino” “Big Joey” Massino.

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Number of women working in TV falls

By Lee Margulies Los Angeles Times

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Susan Lucci, portraying Erica Kane, left, kisses co-star Cameron Mathison, portraying Ryan Lavery in a scene from the daytime series ‘All My Children.’ Lucci criticizes her ABC bosses for canceling ‘All My Children’ in a newly published epilogue to her memoir.

Lucci not leaving ABC’s ‘All My Children’ quietly

By David Bauder Associated Press

NEW YORK — Erica Kane wouldn’t leave quietly if she felt she’d been wronged. Neither is Susan Lucci as All My Children nears its end on ABC. Lucci has memorably portrayed Kane on the drama, which airs its last episode on ABC on Sept. 23, and it’s unclear whether she will be a part of an attempt to migrate the series online.

In a newly published epilogue to her memoir, Lucci sharply criticized her ABC bosses for axing All My Children, which has been on the air since 1970.

She said the decision to cancel the show was motivated by greed and said the head of ABC’s daytime unit, Brian Frons, has “that fatal combination of ignorance and arrogance.”

Frons, in canceling All My Children and One Life to Live in April, said the soap operas were a victim of declining interest. He said trying to prop up shows in severe decline was like “trying to catch a falling knife.”

Lucci told her own story in the paperback edition of All My Life, a memoir published in hardcover earlier this year. The actress said Frons said, in telling her about the cancellation, that it would be 40 percent cheaper to make the cooking and weight-loss series that are replacing the two soap operas.

“If Brian Frons could show his bosses that he could save the network 40 percent in production costs, he could keep his job even if the rest of us lost ours,” she wrote.

She noted that several employees on All My Children had either lost their jobs or lost money when the show moved its production base from New York to California in recent years to save money. “I wonder, did Brian Frons take a pay cut, too?” Lucci wrote.

She criticized Frons for installing a new head writer on the show in 2008, and essentially pushing aside Agnes Nixon, the soap opera legend who created All My Children.

Lucci said that several times “I’d click the television to ABC and not real-

ize I was watching All My Children. If the show was unrecognizable to me, I can only imagine how our viewers felt.”

Frons was not available for comment, a spokeswoman said, and ABC declined to address Lucci’s specific comments.

“We have all the respect in the world for Susan and are sorry she felt the need to write this epilogue to an otherwise incredible career,” spokeswoman Jori Petersen said.

The future for Lucci and All My Children is uncertain. The media company Prospect Park in July signed a licensing deal to continue the two soap opera stories beyond their television lives either online or on other platforms. The company has announced deals with some of the One Life to Live actors, and is said to be negotiating with Lucci and other All My Children actors.

Prospect Park has no announcement on any All My Children participants, spokeswoman Melissa Zuckerman said Monday.

LOS ANGELES — The number of women working as writers and directors on primetime broadcast programs took a big tumble in the 2010-11 season, a new study reports — part of an overall decline in women’s employment as actresses and in key creative jobs behind the camera.

Women comprised 15 percent of writers on the prime-time dramas, comedies and reality shows on ABC, CBS, NBC, Fox and the CW, down from 29 percent in the 200910 season, according to the report from the Center for the Study of Women in Television and Film at San Diego State University. In the directing ranks, it found, 11 percent were women, compared with 16 percent the previous year.

Overall, the center said, women accounted for 41 percent of all on-air characters — down from the record-high 43 percent the year before — and comprised 25 percent of the people working as series creators, producers, executive producers, directors, writers, editors and directors of photography, a decrease of two percentage points.

The study, which the center has been doing since the 1995-96 season, is based on surveying one randomly selected episode from each network series during the season.

“Statistically speaking, the randomization of the choice of episodes — across many series — should yield an accurate picture of the season of network shows because biases or idiosyncrasies are minimized,” said Martha Lauzen, executive director of the center.

The number of female characters varied widely by network, with only the CW, at 52 percent, representing women “in accurate proportion to their representation in the U.S. population,” the report said. ABC was next with a 43 percent showing, followed by CBS at 40 percent, Fox at 39 percent and NBC at 36 percent.

In addition to the drops registered among writers and directors, employment for women was also down among program creators (18 percent) and producers (37 percent). It was unchanged for executive producers (22 percent) and up slightly among editors (20 percent) and directors of photography (4 percent), the report said.

“Programs with at least one woman creator or writer featured more female characters than programs with no women creators or writers,” it said.

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Pop culture Q&A

TV CROSSWORD

New season brings changes to ‘The Talk’

By Rich Heldenfels Akron Beacon Journal

Q: I would like to know why Leah Remini and Holly Robinson Peete will not be on the new season of The Talk. I thought they both brought a lot to the show and I am not sure if I will even watch this season now that they are not going to be on it.

A: The series, which began its second season last week, is still working out what it thinks is the right combination of hosts, and the combination did not include Remini and Peete. Returning for the second season of The Talk are Sara Gilbert (who is also an executive producer), Julie Chen and Sharon Osbourne. Sheryl Underwood is joining them as a host. In addition, Kris Jenner will fill in for Osbourne for two weeks this fall. And Molly Shannon will appear as a guest host through September.

You may recall that The View, which The Talk more than slightly resembles, has also made changes at times. The original setup involved three regulars — Meredith Vieira, Star Jones and Debbie Matenopoulos — along with Barbara Walters on some days and Joy Behar others.

Q: Several weeks ago there was a news story

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Asian art expert and veteran ‘Antiques Roadshow’ appraiser Lark Mason poses with a collection of Chinese rhinoceros-horned cups in Tulsa, Okla., July 23, 2011. PBS says the collection was judged by Mason to be worth $1 million to $1.5 million, the most valuable item brought in for appraisal in the history of the show. about some very valuable cups that were appraised on Antiques Roadshow.

Has that episode aired yet or will it show up in the new season?

A: A remarkable Roadshow find occurred while the long-running public-TV series was taping shows in Tulsa, Okla., for telecast during its 16th season beginning in January.

According to the series’ website, art expert Lark Mason “identified a col-

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lection of five late 17th- or early 18th-century Chinese carved rhinoceros horn cups and valued the set at $1 million to $1.5 million.”

That’s the highest appraised value of an item in the show’s history. Second highest, according to the website, was for a collection of Chinese carved jade bowls from a Raleigh, N.C., event in 2009. They were estimated to be worth as much as $1.07 million.

Q: I would like to know what happened to America’s Most Wanted. Did it get canceled?

A: Fox decided to switch it from weekly telecasts to quarterly specials, with the first to air on Oct. 29.

But Lifetime has picked up America’s Most Wanted as a regular series and will begin airing its 25th season later this year.

Q: Do you know where I can buy the complete DVD set of the ’80s televi-

sion show, Our House? It ran on NBC for two seasons and starred Wilford Brimley and Deidre Hall.

A: The family drama, which also featured Shannen Doherty and Chad Allen, originally aired on NBC from 1986 to 1988. I do not know of an authorized release of the show on DVD, and do not recommend unauthorized sets.

Q: What happened to Switched at Birth?

Believe it was on the ABC Family channel on Monday evenings. It seemed to have just gone off the air. Don’t remember reading or seeing anything about it being done. We did enjoy the program.

A: The series completed a 10-episode run with a “summer finale” in early August. ABC Family has ordered additional episodes, which will begin airing early in 2012.

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Beyond Scared Straight Teens visit the morgue.

A&E The First 48 Å ››› “Hondo” (1953) ››› “True Grit” (1969, Western) John Wayne, Glen Campbell, Kim Darby. A one-eyed marshal and a Texas Ranger aid a vengeful teen. Å ››› “True Grit” (1969) John Wayne. A one-eyed marAMC John Wayne. Å shal and a Texas Ranger aid a vengeful teen.

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Bored to Death: Another Real Sex Cathouse: Come, Party HBO › Vampires Suck (2010) ››› “Avatar” (2009) Sam Worthington. A former Marine falls in love with a native of a lush alien world. ’ ‘PG-13’ Å House Hunters Å My First Place Å Selling New York Å Property Brothers Å House Hunters Å Hunters Int’l House Hunters: Million Dollar Homes Å H&G House Hunters Å Modern Marvels “Extreme Ancient Aliens “Aliens, Plagues and Epidemics” Å Ancient Aliens “Aliens and Ancient Engineers” An an- Ancient Aliens “Aliens and Deadly Weapons” (N) Å UFO Files Å HIST Aircraft” Å cient fortress made with lasers. Å Project Runway The designers create looks. Å Project Runway “Image Is Everything” The designers work in teams of four.

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Russian Dolls (N) Å LIFE Project Runway Å ›› “The Losers” (2010, Action) Jeffrey Dean Morgan. ’ ‘PG-13’ Å Sin City Diaries ’ Å MAX She’s Out of My League ››› “Big Stan” (2007) Rob Schneider. A con artist learns martial arts to protect himself in jail. ’ ‘R’ Weaponology Battlefield traps cause damage. Å Weaponology Rifles that kill from 2,000 yards. ’ Army Elite Elite Army training. ’ Weaponology Battlefield traps cause damage. Å MILIT The Greatest Ever Å Jersey Shore A “Guido-themed” comedy show. ’ Jersey Shore ’ Å Jersey Shore (N) ’ Å Jersey Shore ’ Å MTV Ridiculousness ’ When Rome Ruled “Secrets of the Gladiators” Finding Atlantis Technology tests new theories.

Search for Noah’s Ark When Rome Ruled “Secrets of the Gladiators” NGEO Deadly 60 My Wife and Kids Å George Lopez ’ Å George Lopez ’ Å Friends ’ Å Friends ’ Å That ’70s Show ’ Å That ’70s Show ’ Å NICK SpongeBob SquarePants Family BrainSurge Å Survivorman Colorado Rockies. ’ Å Survivorman “Arctic Tundra” ’ Å Stuck With Hackett (N) Stuck With Hackett (N) Survivorman Colorado Rockies. ’ Å SCIENCE Survivorman ’ Å Web Therapy (iTV) Å The Big C (iTV) ’ Å Weeds (iTV) ’ Å The Big C (iTV) ’ Å Gigolos (iTV) ’ Å Sweet Karma ( 2009) ‘R’ SHOW › “The Six Wives of Henry Lefay” (2008) Tim Allen. iTV Premiere. ‘PG-13’ All My Children ’ Å One Life to Live ’ Å General Hospital ’ Å Days of our Lives ’ Å SOAP Young & Restless Pinks - All Out SPEED ●Barrett-Jackson Automobile Auction From the Arena at Mandalay Bay in Las Vegas, Nevada. (N) (Live) ●iMPACT Wrestling (N) ’ Å UFC Unleashed ’ “Damage” (2009) Steve Austin, Walton Goggins. ’ SPIKE UFC Unleashed ’ ●ACC All-Access (N) SPSO ●C-USA No-Huddle (N) ●College Football Missouri Western State at Washburn. (N) (Live) ››› “Troy” (2004, Adventure) Brad Pitt, Eric Bana, Orlando Bloom. Achilles leads Greek forces in the Trojan War. Å “Cerberus” (2005) Greg Evigan, Garret Sato.

SYFY Odysseus: Voyage Behind the Scenes Å Joel Osteen Å Joseph Prince Ministries Houston at Hillsong TV Praise the Lord Å TBN The Potter’s Touch Family Guy Å Family Guy Å The Big Bang Theory ’ The Big Bang Theory ’ The Big Bang Theory ’ The Big Bang Theory ’ Conan Actor Jonah Hill; actor John Noble. (N) Å TBS Seinfeld Å ››› “White Heat” (1949) ›› “The Ballad of the Sad Cafe” (1991, Drama) Vanessa Redgrave, Keith Carradine, Cork Hubbert. A dwarf ›› “The Deceivers” (1988, Adventure) Pierce Brosnan, Saeed Jaffrey, Shashi Kapoor. Premiere. A British offiTCM James Cagney. fuels an odd couple’s rural feud in the 1930s South. Å cer goes under cover to infiltrate a cult.

Lottery Changed My Life ’ Å Undercover Boss An owner mishandles equipment. Prison Diaries “Confessions from Death Row” (N) Undercover Boss An owner mishandles equipment.

TLC LA Ink ’ Å Bones Death of a Bones “The Passenger in the Oven” Solving a murder Bones “The Twisted Bones in the Melted Truck” A melt- Bones “Fire in the Ice” A frozen body is found in a CSI: NY “Uncertainty Rules” A man is found covered in TNT renowned artist. ’ Å in midair. ’ Å ed human carcass is found. ’ Å pond. ’ Å blood. ’ Å Regular Show Problem Solverz (N) King of the Hill ’ Å King of the Hill ’ Å American Dad ’ Å American Dad ’ Å Family Guy ’ Å Family Guy ’ Å TOON Adventure Time M*A*S*H “Letters” Å M*A*S*H Å Everybody-Raymond Everybody-Raymond Everybody-Raymond Everybody Loves Raymond “Slave” ’ Å Three’s Company TVLND All in the Family Law & Order: Special Victims Unit “Loophole” ’ Law & Order: Special Victims Unit “Haystack” ’ Law & Order: Special Victims Unit “Sin” ’ Å Burn Notice “Bloodlines” Michael must balance.

USA NCIS “Boxed In” Å Tough Love A glimpse of a single future. ’ Tough Love Romantic overnight dates. ’ Tough Love The women must decide. ’ ›› “Fast Times at Ridgemont High” (1982) ’ VH1 Tough Love ’ CABLE NEWS Mob Money: Murders and Acquisitions American Greed Car scam; bad bank.

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