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Knox to hold ‘Nutcracker’ related events. Page 4

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CAST’s ‘It’s a Wonderful Life’ opens Wednesday. Page 5

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Grow accustomed to her face Actress goes from peasant to proper in upcoming production of ‘My Fair Lady’

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On The Cover Knox Concert brings ‘My Fair Lady’ to Anniston.

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This week’s movie releases: Immortals, Jack and Jill, J. Edgar

Local JSU presents Shakespeare’s ‘Much Ado About Nothing.’

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Music Heavy D leaves lasting final lyric.

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Movies ‘J. Edgar’ drags, even with Eastwood’s touch.

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Grammer rules supreme on Starz drama ‘Boss.’

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Best Sellers From Oxford Books-A-Million (Overall store ranking)

FICTION 1. (2) the litigators by John Grisham (Doubleday, $28.95) 2. (3) best of me by Nicholas Sparks (Grand Central, $25.99) 3. (5) ZERO DAY by David Baldacci (Grand Central, $27.99) 4. (6) CHRISTMAS WEDDING by James Patterson (Little, Brown and Company, $25.99) 5. (9) OUT OF OZ by Gregory Maguire (William Morrow, $26.99) NONFICTION 1. (1) STEVE JOBS by Walter Isaacson (Simon & Schuster, $35) 2. (4) KILLING LINCOLN by Bill O’Reilly (Holt, $28) 3. (7) EVERY DAY A FRIDAY by Joel Osteen (FaithWords, $24.99) 4. (8) through my eyes by Tim Tebow (Harper, $26.99) 5. (10) SERIOUSLY ... I’M KIDDING

by Ellen DeGeneres (Grand Central, $26.99)

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Origin: “Kef” comes from the Arabic word kaif meaning “well-being or pleasure.”

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Close’s first novel is not just chick lit Girls in White Dresses by Jennifer Close, Knopf, 2011; 294 pages; $24.95

By Steven Whitton Special to The Star

It would be just too easy to term this winning first novel “chick lit.” Though it perhaps comes perilously close on occasion, Girls in White Dresses rarely descends into bathos. It is just one wickedly observed first novel, a book that revels in contemporary city life, revealing it with a knowing flourish.

Isabella, Lauren and Mary are college chums who find themselves in New York City during the current economic downturn. Isabella is working for a company that compiles mailing lists, though she is desperate to enter publishing. Mary is a lawyer who cannot quite figure out the crush she has on her superior. Lauren bides her time working as a waitress in a bar where she spends more time than she’d like fending off the advances of employees and customers alike.

Their personal lives aren’t in any better shape. None of them seems able to

find an unselfish partner: Isabella’s is constantly picking defensive arguments, Mary’s loves his mother a little too much, and Lauren’s makes vodka sodas for her as she desperately waits her tables.

If all that weren’t enough, there are all those summer weddings — other people’s weddings: dresses to be bought, showers to make it through and wedding parties to endure.

Not that life is perfect when serious relationships take over the lives of the three friends.

Isabella becomes part of a publishing firm, but her Mr. Right wants her to move to Boston since he has been downsized.

Lauren becomes a real estate agent whose significant other may not be as perfect as he seems. Mary marries, has two kids and still must fight her motherin-law for her husband’s attention, a bat-

tle that results in some of the funniest scenes in the book.

What each of the friends finally comes to realize is that life isn’t as perfect as it is for the “girls in white dresses with blue satin sashes” that are part of the Oscar Hammerstein lyric that gives the book its title. They come to realize that, where “white dresses” are concerned, a nip and a tuck is often desirable here and there.

What Jennifer Close has written, really, is a novel about those adjustments. Girls in White Dresses is very much about New York City and about the current economic downturn. It’s about the changes that might be necessary and those that are not. It’s about friendship and heart, and it insists that relationships, if they’re solid enough, can withstand just about anything.

Steven Whitton is a professor of English at Jacksonville State University.

Patterson collaboration is a feel-good keeper Sundays at Tiffany’s by James Patterson and Gabrielle Charbonnet; Grand Central Publishing, 2009; 320 pages; $7.99

help another child. He tells Jane when she falls asleep that night she will

By Charlene Harris wake up having forgotten Special to The Star him, yet, Jane Sundays at Tiffany’s is a does not forget. collaboration between a masAs Jane grows ter of mysteries, James Patter- into adulthood son, and Gabrielle Charbonunder the thumb net. The book is a mysterious of a seemingly love story about 8-year-old cold-hearted Jane and her adult imaginary mother and an friend, Michael. absent father, she longs for Set in New York, there is Michael’s company. Then something Peter Pan-like one day years later, she spots about this novel. No one can him walking down the street see Michael but Jane, as they in New York. Michael can’t sit each Sunday across the believe Jane remembers their table from each other eathistory, and neither can wrap their mind around the fact ing hot fudge sundaes and that they can see, touch and people-watching.

It’s not long before the time talk to one another. And, as in comes for Michael to leave to any good fairytale, our char-

acters begin to fall in love, bringing mass confusion into their relationship. They both struggle with the inevitable. Will Michael age? Will he be able to stay with her? Is he a man or a spirit?

Michael promises Jane he would never leave her again.

But then things take a turn for the worse, and he is forced to leave, breaking Jane’s heart. Fantasy becomes all too real as their world takes a 180-degree turn.

Broken-hearted, Jane turns to her mother Vivienne for help, but finds a sick woman instead. It is here that Sundays at Tiffany’s delves into the very adult issues of death, closure and long-over-

due apologies. It’s during these times that Jane begins to reclaim her life from those who have run rough-shod over her for years. Now, it is time for Vivienne, who is still ill, to reach out in need for her daughter.

For Jane, it was a dream come true to know her mother needed and loved her all these years. And it is Vivienne who will bring the lovers back together again, and the dialogue among the three of them is magical.

Sundays at Tiffany’s is a gender-friendly read that will soon be a Lifetime movie starring Alyssa Milano. Patterson and Charbonnet make a quality team that stimulates the imagination. It’s what makes this fairytale a feelgood keeper.

Charlene Harris is a freelance writer in Anniston.

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Brian Grazer steps in as Oscars producer

By David Germain

he is “thrilled to welcome Brian Grazer as my partner and that we will be colLOS ANGELES — Brian laborating to produce an Grazer has stepped onto outstanding show.” the Academy Awards Grazer said, “Don is a merry-go-round. legend, and I am excited to The Academy of Motion work with him.”

Picture Arts and Sciences The 60-year-old Grazer announced Wednesday has been nominated for that the veteran producer four Academy Awards and has signed on to produce won for 2001’s best picture, next year’s Oscar show after A Beautiful Mind. previously named proHis appointment comes ducer Brett Ratner abruptly after a tumultuous few resigned. days for the academy that Ratner departed the included Ratner’s use of a show Tuesday following gay slur and frank discusuproar over a gay slur, and sion of his sexual exploits, the host he chose, Eddie an apology from the 42Murphy, resigned Wednes- year-old director, his resday. ignation a day later, then Academy president Tom Murphy’s exit on WednesSherak said Grazer will join day after accepting the co-producer Don Mischer, hosting job in September. who was named producer Ratner left amid critialongside Ratner in August. cism of his use of a pejoraMischer, who co-protive term for gay men in duced the 2011 telecast, a question-and-answer session at a screening of his said in a statement that Associated Press

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‘Tower Heist’ producer Brian Grazer, left, and director Brett Ratner pose together at the premiere of ‘J. Edgar’ during the Opening Night Gala of AFI FEST 2011 in Los Angeles. Grazer is Ratner’s replacement for producing the 2012 Academy Awards. action comedy Tower Heist, which opened last weekend and stars Murphy and Ben Stiller.

Murphy’s exit deprives Oscar organizers of a top

star for an often thankless job that’s tough to fill, since some past hosts have found little to gain from the gig and plenty to lose if they do a poor job as emcee of

Hollywood’s biggest party.

The two sides departed with cordial words, though.

“I completely understand and support each party’s decision with regard to a change of producers for this year’s Academy Awards ceremony,” Murphy said in a news release from the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences. “I was truly looking forward to being a part of the show that our production team and writers were just starting to develop, but I’m sure that the new production team and host will do an equally great job.”

Murphy himself has a history of homophobic humor in his early standup years. His 1983 comedy special Delirious includes a segment in which Murphy jokes about being afraid of homosexuals and worrying that gay men are staring at his butt.

Academy President Tom Sherak bid Murphy farewell graciously.

“I appreciate how Eddie feels about losing his creative partner, Brett Ratner, and we all wish him well,” Sherak said.

Still, losing Murphy is a blow to a ceremony that has struggled to pep up its image amid a general decline in its TV ratings over the last couple of decades and a rush of hipper awards shows that appeal to younger crowds, such as the MTV Movie Awards.

There’s no great rush to name a new host. The academy did not announce Hathaway and Franco as hosts until the end of November last year, while the announcement on Jackman three years ago did not come until mid-December.

The Oscars are set for Feb. 26.

Knox Concert to hold ‘Nutcracker’-related events Soon, invitations that will be hard to refuse will be offered in the area.

“Come See Me in The Nutcracker!” the signs in front yards of young local dancers will read, reminding passers-by that The Knox Concert Series will again present The Nutcracker

by The Alabama Hervey Ballet. It will Folsom Artists in Action be at 2 p.m.

Dec. 4 at the Anniston Performing Arts Center. Tickets are on sale now.

Tickets are $12 for 12 years and under and $20 for general admission. Reserved seating is $30 per person. Tickets can be purchased at Couch’s Jewelers in Anniston

and Oxford, The Rabbit Hutch in Anniston, Golden Springs Pharmacy, Tyson’s Art & Frame, Noble Banks in Anniston and Oxford, the Anniston Chamber of Commerce and Farmers and Merchants Bank in Jacksonville.

For more information, call Pam McKenzie at 256-832-4554.

The Knox Concert Series is also offering two preliminary activities for everyone to help create a merry spirit leading up to the performance. Volunteers will do presentations at libraries to introduce all ages to the story and artistry of the time-honored ballet, and several teams of Knox volunteers are taking orders to decorate mailboxes with greenery to give outside Christmas finery a homemade touch.

The presentations at the libraries, all at 4 p.m., will be Nov. 10 at the Jacksonville Public Library, Nov.14 at Heflin Public Library, Nov. 28 at Oxford Public

Library and Dec.1 at The Public Library of Anniston and Calhoun County. Karen Silvers will read the story and dance instructor Rachel Hulsey will give a demonstration of steps seen in the ballet.

The boys will learn some basic steps in “The Russian Dance,” and the girls will learn basic steps in “The Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy.” There will also be a drawing for free Nutcracker tickets — one adult and one child.

The auditorium will be full again the morning of Dec. 5 when third-grade students in Calhoun County schools will be brought to the Anniston Performing Arts Center to see the ballet, free of charge. The opportunity is underwritten by local businesses.

The decorated mailboxes have been popular with fans of The Nutcracker as well as people in general who like a long-lasting decoration, according to Toni Christopher, decoration coordinator.

“The well-conditioned greenery allows your decoration to last several weeks,” she said. “We use magnolia leaves, cypress, nandina, holly and Longleaf pine, and embellish the arrangement with large pine cones and a big red velvet bow. It really speaks of Christmas.”

The prices are $30 and $60, depending on the size of the mailbox. The deadline for ordering is Dec. 1 by 5 p.m. Christopher can be reached by calling 256-8359782. The decorating will take place Dec. 6–Dec.10.

Memorial Service at McClellan On a more serious note, the Annual Memorial Service at the German Italian POW (Prisoner of War) Cemetery is this Sunday at 11:30 a.m. Everyone is invited.

The event pays tribute to fallen soldiers of World World II who

died while in captivity away from their homeland.

“This year, we are honored that representatives of the German and Italian governments will attend,” said Joan McKinney, who has been involved with the project for 20 years. To get to the cemetery, enter McClellan at Shipley Road (across from Walmart) and follow the signs.

The reception immediately following will be at Monteith Amphitheatre, a Fort McClellan landmark built during the early part of World War II. Two of the several speakers are Rita Wells, who worked at the POW Camp at McClellan, and Klaus Duncan, retired Jacksonville State University professor whose homeland is Germany. Pete Conroy, director of JSU’s Environmental Policy and Information Center, will speak about the restoration of the amphitheatre.

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JSU to present Shakespeare’s ‘Much Ado About Nothing’

By Brett Buckner Special to the Star

As the saying goes, the course of true love doth never run smooth.

Such a cliché is put to the classic test in Jacksonville State University’s production of William Shakespeare’s Much Ado About Nothing, which opens Nov. 17 and runs through the 20th. Directed by Eric Traynor, it’s a story that will be painfully familiar to anyone who’s waged their own “merry war” with someone they secretly cared about.

“The title says it all,” Traynor explained. “We work so hard to keep our feelings hidden … and no good ever really comes of it.”

The witty exchanges of the unwilling lovers Benedict and Beatrice make for much of this comedy’s charm. On the other hand, Claudio’s bitter attacks of Hero, the woman he so recently adored, may surprise audiences with their cruelty. Confusion, rumors and misunderstandings abound, compounded by the two monumentally incompetent constables — Dogberry and Verges — and the villainous Don Juan, who serves as a catalyst for the lovers doubting one another’s fidelity.

“The overriding theme is this merry war between Beatrice and Benedict and how they pretend to disdain each other,” Traynor said.

“Both are very good at witty quips, going back and forth trying to one-up each other.”

Think Friends — minus the laugh track. But Much Ado About Nothing isn’t a sitcom. It helps to keep in mind that during the Renaissance, when this was written, a play didn’t have to be a laugh riot to be called a comedy.

Any drama with a happy ending and a generally optimistic point of view fulfilled the requirements. If the plot also revolved around a temporarily troubled love affair, you had a romantic comedy, the genre that from about 1595-1600 was Shakespeare’s forte, hitting its peak with the socalled “joyous” comedies Much Ado About Nothing, As You Like It and Twelfth Night — all of which satisfied the audience’s craving for escapist entertainment.

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CAST’s ‘It’s a Wonderful Life’ opens Wednesday CAST kicks off its annual holiday production Wednesday with the stage adaption of Frank Capra’s classic Christmas tale, It’s a Wonderful Life.

The tale follows George Bailey (played by Jon Garlick), a frustrated businessman on the verge of suicide, and his guardian angel, Clarence Odbody (Chris Colvard). Odbody shows Bailey the impact he has had on the world around him and reignites the man’s passion for life.

Because of the holiday season, the performance dates have changed from the usual CAST schedule. The show’s only “pay-what-you-want” performance is at 8 p.m. Wednesday, Nov. 16. On all other performance dates — Nov. 18, 19, 25 and 26 at 8 p.m. and Nov. 19, 20, 26 and 27 at 2:30 p.m.

— tickets are $20 for adults, $10 for students, with group rates available for parties of 12 or more. Call 256-820-2278 for more information or to reserve tickets.

— Deirdre Long, Entertainment Editor

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JSU drama students perform a scene from ‘Much Ado About Nothing,’ which opens Nov. 17 and runs through Nov. 20.

After 1600, with a more somber mood reigning in Europe and theater audiences becoming more sophisticated and cynical, the tone of the plays changed. The three “problem” comedies as they’re called — Troilus and Cressida, All’s Well that Ends Well and especially Measure for Measure, hardly seem like comedy at all, save for the inevitable — and utterly unbelievable — happy endings.

In the spirit of Shakespeare’s original vision, Traynor is taking a “lighthearted approach” emphasizing the humor while “smashing through the fourth wall” separating the audience from the performers, he said. The audience will have something of an active role in the production. When the acting troupe comes to town, the audience is seated in what’s meant to be an outdoor tavern — thus watching and engaging in the performance.

“I felt like a lot of times Shakespeare is perceived as dry and stuffy,” Traynor said. “I wanted to show the audience just how fun this can be. It’s all about accessibility, getting caught up in the moment and going with it.”

Of all the famous Shakespearean plays, Much Ado About Nothing is among the most accessible because it’s one of only a few of his plays writ-

‘much ado about nothing’ When: Nov. 17-19 at 7 p.m., Nov. 20 at 2 p.m.

Where: Ernest Stone Performing Arts Center, corner of 11th Street and Church Avenue, Jacksonville How much: $10 for adults; $8 senior citizens/JSU personnel, $5 student, children and military Contact: 256-782-5684 or visit www. jsu.edu/drama ten largely in prose — meaning without rhyme or meter — rather than Iambic pentameter — or rhyming scheme — that makes most Shakespearean plays sound so arcane.

“If I do my job well enough and the actors work well enough at bringing the action on stage to life, I believe that the average person coming to the show will understand exactly what’s going on,” Traynor said. “That’s not to say they’ll get every double — and sometimes triple — entendre, but they won’t miss a minute of the fun of the play itself. And ultimately, that’s our goal.”

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Heavy D leaves lasting final lyric: ‘BE INSPIRED!’

By Derrik J. Lang Associated Press

LOS ANGELES — It was as if Heavy D knew that it would be his last tweet.

The self-proclaimed “overweight lover” of hip hop, who became one of rap’s top hit makers with his charming combination of humor and positivity, enthusiastically told his Twitter followers Tuesday morning to “BE INSPIRED!” He later collapsed outside his Beverly Hills home following a shopping trip, unable to breathe, before he was transported to a nearby hospital where he died.

He was 44. Detectives found no signs of foul play and believe his death was medically related, said police Lt. Mark Rosen.

“BE INSPIRED!” was typical of the positive tweets Heavy D would send, and as his final tweet, it was fitting for the life that Heavy D lived.

The Jamaica-born rapper, who grew up in New York, became one of the genre’s most integral stars in the late 1980s and early 1990s, as it relied on new voices and star power to fuel its phenomenal growth in the mainstream. Heavy D and his crew — Heavy D & the Boyz — unabashedly burst onto the rap scene in 1987 with their debut album Living Large.

The deep-voiced rapper’s earliest hit, “The Overweight Lover’s

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Rapper Heavy D, also known as Dwight Arrington Myers, performs during the BET Hip Hop Awards in Atlanta, Oct. 1, 2011. The singer and former leader of Heavy D & the Boyz died Tuesday at age 44. in the House,” played up his hefty frame. But while that nickname would stick, his weight did not become his shtick like the Fat Boys. What drew people to his music was his singular style celebrating an easygoing, party vibe — sometimes humorous, sometimes inspiring and usually

positive.

Combined with the fusion of the “New Jack Swing” musical style, Heavy D was a constant presence on the charts, and a goto figure for several performers.

He collaborated with Michael Jackson on the 1991 single “Jam,” rapped with a young Notorious

B.I.G. in 1993 on “A Buncha N----” and dueted with B.B. King on the 1997 tune “Keep It Coming.”

Heavy D, who was never afraid to bust a move or perform as a character, also found success on the screen. He created the theme songs for the sketch comedy shows In Living Color

and MADtv and acted on such TV shows as Boston Public, The Tracy Morgan Show and Law & Order: SVU, as well as in the films Life, Step Up and most recently Tower Heist.

While switching between acting and performing in the late 1990s, Heavy D wasn’t as musically successful with his later Boyz-free albums. He attempted a reggae-fueled comeback in 2008 with the album Vibes, which didn’t contain any rapping, before he returned to his lyrical roots on his most recent effort, Love Opus, which was released in September.

A lighter Heavy D — coming in at apparently 135 pounds less than his former weight — returned to the stage for a pair of energetic performances last month. He delivered a medley of past hits at the 2011 BET Hip Hop Awards in Atlanta, and joined La Toya Jackson on stage for a rendition of “Jam” at the tribute concert for Michael Jackson in Cardiff, Wales.

The impact of Heavy D’s inspiration was omnipresent Tuesday among the hip-hop community on Twitter. His sudden death prompted Law & Order actor and rapper Ice T to remind everyone to “stop for a second, take a breath and realize how lucky you are to be alive,” while reminding MC Hammer that Heavy D was always “part of what’s good about the world.”

Rockers Judas Priest say ‘Farewell’ but not goodbye

By Kevin C. Johnson St. Louis Post-Dispatch

ST. LOUIS — Judas Priest’s Farewell World Tour is making the rounds, but front man Rob Halford says the tour is not as final as it may sound.

“I wish there was another word besides ‘farewell,’” he says. “This is our last big world tour.

We’re stopping the big two-year treks.”

But the door is still

open for smaller, shorter tours.

Putting on the type of shows Judas Priest is known for is physically demanding, especially over long periods, Halford says.

“It’s grueling to put on these very physical shows, getting a few hours sleep and driving to the next city to do it all over again,” he says. “But we would never lose the passion for performing. We love to do

that, getting out there and seeing the fans who love and support you and give you 100 percent.”

What Halford expects to do is go back to basics with the band’s tour schedule.

“We wouldn’t cut any corners, but we would just generally get deeper into the music,” he says.

But before that happens, the band will pull out all the stops on this tour, which Halford says

is a full-on metal extravaganza with a new stage and costumes, lasers, fire and more. Judas Priest will play tracks from the band’s first album, Rocka Rolla (1974) through its most recent studio album, Nostradamus (2008).

“It’s interesting listening to these songs, seeing if a song written in 1973 will stand up to our last release,” Halford says.

In conjunction with the tour, Judas Priest also

has a couple of new collections in release. The box set Single Cuts brings together all of the group’s singles and B-sides from 1977-1992, totaling 51 tracks.

If that’s too much, there’s also The Chosen Few, a collection of 17 Judas Priest classics handpicked by the likes of Ozzy Osbourne, James Hetfield, Slash, Alice Cooper and others. Among the songs on “The Chosen Few”

are necessities such as “Breaking the Law” and “Living After Midnight.”

“We felt these were some of the significant moments of our career, so it’s a cool and interesting release,” Halford says.

Meanwhile, a new album is in the works to help keep Judas Priest’s legacy going strong.

“It’s going to be a very pure record, straightforward and uncomplicated,” Halford says.

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Reviews | Music

‘Ceremonials’ good, but some songs get lost

Ceremonials, Florence + The Machine (Universal Island)

lead singer for her group, Florence + The Machine whose first I’m sure that if Florence Welch album Lungs got them a Grammy nomination for Best New Artist was the type to put clichéd emoin 2010 and was also one of the tional sayings in her locker in high school, she best-selling albums of 2009-2010, would have had along with being highly regarded among critics and featured on “Go big or go many “best of” lists. home” written Welch sings big. She has a somewhere. powerful voice, similar to Adele, I have to admit it’s hard with an avant-garde style. Her to imagine new follow-up, Ceremonials, Welch in the released Oct. 28, follows in that Bobby everyday, mun- same format, but is somehow Bozeman dane environeven bigger and more aggressive.

Pop ment of high Stylistically, she manages Cultured school. Her to make it work, and it holds musical aesthet- together well. Ceremonials is big ic is not exactly and it has big themes and it can alien — and certainly not sci-fi or be exhausting, but it’s mainly anything like that — but it’s just exciting. It’s an ocean of music, so unique and almost magical overpowering in its swelling balin its folk-styled indie/soul traplads and vastness. pings (really, it’s nearly impos“There’s no salvation for me sible to accurately put her music now / No space among the clouds into a genre; if you’ve heard it, / And I’ve seen that I’m headyou know what I’m talking about) ing down / But that’s alright,” that it’s hard to imagine her doing Welch sings on the track “Lover to anything mundane.

Lover,” a song that really channels That being said, Welch is the old Motown soul.

After listening to the whole album a couple of times, however, I kept coming back to just a few tracks. The third track of the album, “What the Water Gave Me,” and “Lover to Lover” and most of the earlier tracks.

The album stretches to an almost hour-long length, and some of the songs get lost and others struggle to stand out.

Lungs avoided this problem somehow, but Ceremonials feels a few songs too long, and some could be cut to provide a tighter, more concise experience. I do expect this to be less of a problem as I listen to the album more and become more acquainted with the songs, but right now there are just four or five songs that don’t get lost.

But when Welch’s songs are on point, they are really on point.

“Shake It Up” is another track that really works and has a great catchy rhythm to it that is reminiscent of old folk gospel songs in its beat and rising vocals. “What the Water Gave Me” is probably my favorite of Ceremonials.

Nichols shows two sides on latest

By Michael Mccall

tune that proves once again that Nichols is as good as George Strait at blending tone and rhythm to perfectly deliver Joe Nichols, It’s All Good (Show a timeless country song.

Dog-Universal) On the contemporary side, Nichols Joe Nichols has always shown two brings a wink to the macho swagaspects of his persona: There’s the ger of upbeat, guitar-and-drum guy who ranks among the cuts like the lusty “The More I best traditional country Look” and the recent hit, “Take singers of his generaIt Off,” which suggests letting tion, and the one who go of worries by bringing sings humorous ditties convertible top down, putand sentimental family ting the boat in the water fare aimed at getting radio and losing some clothes as play. the day goes on. Even betBoth sides rise up on ter, his deep, easy vocal style Nichols’ sixth studio album, ideally fits a modern love song like “I It’s All Good. The album is aptly Can’t Take My Eyes Off You.” named, as the 10-song collection feaCHECK OUT THIS TRACK: With tures some of the best hardcore country “Never Gonna Get Enough,” Nichols music heard this year and a few lightcelebrates discovering there’s more joy hearted tunes that manage to be witty in a lasting love at home than in living without being corny. it up on the town. He sings the softly On the traditional side, the title cut swaying tune with the relaxed tone of a is a sweetly swinging fiddle-and-steel guy who has experienced both.

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Florence Welch, of Florence + The Machine, performs at the Hackney Empire in London, Oct. 25, 2011. The band’s latest album, ‘Ceremonials,’ was released Oct. 28.

Melodic and big, it exemplifies everything that I like about Florence + The Machine. It’s lyrical, yet moves quickly; the beat is like an undertow and has a way of moving along faster than you

realize as Welch’s vocals rise and fall over the song.

Bobby Bozeman is an entertainment columnist for The Star.

Follow him on Twitter @Bozeman_Star.

Noel Gallagher’s band stalls on takeoff

By Ron Harris

lagher’s voice is spot on here as he sings, “One day at a time I’m hiding from the razor blade/ Hanging in the kitchen.”

Noel Gallagher’s High Flying Birds, Noel However, songs like “Soldier Boys and Gallagher’s High Flying Birds (Sour Mash/ Jesus Freaks” are simply a chore to listen to.

Mercury) Moreover, the intro on “(Stranded Noel Gallagher has finally spread On) The Wrong Beach” borrows too his post-Oasis wings and heavily on the Oasis hit “Wonderdelivered a debut album wall” and we’re left wondering if with a band of his buildGallagher is pining for his charting, Noel Gallagher’s High topping music of yesteryear Flying Birds. Gallagher gives with his brooding brother Liam us a comfortably acceptable Gallagher. sound, but something perhaps A supremely talented arta little too close to his higher ist has played it relatively safe flying days with the hit-making here and it remains to be provOasis. en whether he has something truly The thread of sonic continunew to offer. He hasn’t done so here. ity is undeniable and it appears there’s CHECK THIS TRACK OUT: “If I Had a nothing new under the Gallagher family Gun” is the standout track, with Jon Graboff umbrella of creativity here. providing some cool work on the pedal Things start off nice enough with steel guitar and Beccy Byrne adding some “Everybody’s on the Run” and “Dream On,” perfectly haunting back-up vocals. The best the latter built around a sturdy, marching lyrics and melody on the album are found cadence of drum and guitar strums. Galright here.

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Reviews | movies

‘Immortals’ surprisingly bland and boring

By Rick Bentley McClatchy Newspapers

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Al Pacino, left, and Adam Sandler are shown in a scene from ‘Jack and Jill.’

Pacino is the only good thing in ‘Jack and Jill’

By Roger Moore

ing a little “twin time,” and all Jack can think of is ditching her.

“We shared our mother’s WOMB,” Forget Jack and Jill and the fact that Jill pleads. “We’re WOMB-mates!

Adam Sandler plays them both and Jack needs Pacino to do this new not particularly well in his new “twins” “Dunkiccino” commercial for Dunkin comedy. Al Pacino is almost reason Donuts, so when Jill catches the enough to see it, all by his bigger-than- wild-eyed Oscar-winner’s attention, life self.

Jack needs his twin — or her clothes, Can I get a “HOO hah”? in case he has to dress up like her to Pacino plays a scary, cartoonish “close the deal.” and more over-the-top-than-usual Even by sloppy Sandler movie version of himself in this farce and standards, this one’s a wreck — fart scores big laughs with every entrance. jokes, potty zingers and pit-stain gags.

He’s performing Richard III on the Cameos from infomercial stars and exL.A. stage, bellowing at cellphone users. He may take Man of La Mancha Saturday Night Live colleagues pepper to Broadway, even though he sings like the set, along with product placement from a certain pink stomach medicine, Sinatra’s pet bullfrog.

And he’s mad for Jill, Jack’s obnox- the aforementioned donuts and even a cruise line. Mexican comic Eugenio ious Bronx cheer of a sister, whom he met while sitting next to Johnny Depp Derbez does some catchphrase shtick.

One running gag works: Scripted in a Justin Bieber T-shirt at an L.A. “interviews” with real twins open and Lakers game.

Jack (Sandler) is a wealthy TV com- close the film and are funnier than anything Sandler’s house director, mercial director who can’t stand his yenta-sibling, Jill (Sandler again). She Dennis Dugan, has ever managed. comes to visit over the holidays, cravThey’re the reason Jack and Jill starts The Orlando Sentinel

Jack and jill H1/2 rating: PG for crude and sexual humor, language, comic violence and brief smoking Running time: 1:34 Starring: Adam Sandler, Katie Holmes, Al Pacino, David Spade

off as though it’s going to be far more evolved than the usual how-low-canthey-go wallow.

Sandler’s such a feeble actor that his bellowing rages never match the expression he musters on his blank face. He puts all his efforts into playing a woman, broadly and badly, so much so that the male twin is even duller than standard-issue Sandler.

But then there’s Pacino, out of place and yet somehow right at home. You want big? Al does BIG. And since this is as close as we’re likely to get to “Don Corleone Does Don Quixote,” that alone is worth the price of admission.

We will never know what it’s like to live forever, but we can at least get a taste of what eternity feels like with Immortals. The last time something this big and bloated moved this slowly there was during the Ice Age. It’s surprising the movie is so bad. It comes from Mark Canton and Gianni Nunnari, producers of the spirited 300, and was directed by the visionary Tarsem Singh. The difference is that both 300, based on the work of Frank Miller, and Singh’s past movies, such as the magnificent The Fall, had strong stories. This script has all the depth of a manhole cover.

Theseus (Henry Cavill) must rally the troops to stop the evil King Hyperion (Mickey Rourke) from wiping out most of Greece (not unlike that country’s current financial woes) with help from a handful of gods: Zeus (Luke Evans), Athena (Isabel Lucas) and Poseidon (Kellan Lutz).

There might have been some leeway given the weak plot if the casting, direction and costuming weren’t so ludicrous. Rourke, who looks more like a homeless man than a menacing king, and Stephen Dorff bring too much of a contemporary feel to the roles to make them believable as ancient characters.

Cavill has the brawn to pull off the near-naked fight scenes where he swings a sword like a ceiling fan. The problem is when he has to deliver the hackneyed dialogue. There’s a scene where he tries to rally a handful of soldiers that has elements of almost every “give-’em-hell” speech ever written. All he needed to do was declare the soldiers were a band of brothers and it would have been a total rehash.

Singh showed a knack for visual brilliance with The Cell and The Fall. This film slops over from brilliance to silliness, especially in the Mount Olympus scenes where the gods prance around with contraptions on their heads that look like TV antennas.

It all adds up to a bland, boring film for which the end is welcomed.

immortals H rating: R for violence and nudity Running time: 1:50 Starring: Henry Cavill, Mickey Rourke, Luke Evans, Isabel Lucas, Kellen Lutz

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H1/2, 1:30, R

The arrival of a mysterious package on Christmas Eve leads to stoner pals Harold and Kumar reuniting six years after their last misadventure to embark on an ill-advised journey through New York City.

With John Cho, Kal Penn, Paula Garces and Danneel Harris.

Courageous

H1/2, 2:09, PG-13

Dedicated law-enforcement officers vow to become better fathers and renew their faith after a tragedy in their community. With Ken Bevel, Kevin Downes, Ben Davies and T.C. Stallings.

Footloose

HH1/2, 1:53, PG-13 A city boy shakes up an uptight Southern town that has banned dancing and rock music in this remake of the 1984 film of the same name.

With Kenny Wormald, Julianne Hough, Andie MacDowell and Dennis Quaid. immortals (in 2d and 3d)

H, 1:50, R

J. Edgar

HH, 2:14, R A biopic about the life of J. Edgar Hoover, who ran the FBI for nearly 50 years. With Leonardo DiCaprio, Naomi Watts, Armie Hammer and Judi Dench. Written by Dustin Lance Black. Directed by Clint Eastwood.

Jack and Jill

H1/2, 1:34, PG

A successful advertising executive with a beautiful wife and kids dreads the annual Thanksgiving visit of his passive-aggressive twin sister.

With Adam Sandler, Katie Holmes and Al Pacino. Written by Sandler, Steve Koren and Robert Smigel. Directed by Dennis Dugan.

Paranormal Activity 3

H1/2, 1:24, R

A mysterious evil presence haunts a family. Written

by Christopher B. Landon.

Directed by Ariel Schulman and Henry Joost.

PUSS IN BOOTS (IN 2D AND 3D)

HHH1/2, 1:29, PG

When a bloodthirsty, powerhungry king rampages across ancient Greece in search of a legendary weapon, a brave young stonemason assembles a band to stop him. With Henry Cavill, Stephen Dorff, Isabel Lucas and Freida Pinto. Written

by Charles Parlapanides and Vlas Parlapanides. Directed by Tarsem Singh.

The eponymous swashbuckling cat embarks on adventures with Humpty Dumpty in this spinoff prequel to the Shrek series of animated films. With the voices of Antonio Banderas, Salma Hayek, Zach Galifianakis and Billy Bob Thornton.

IN TIME

HHH, 1:39, PG-13

HH1/2, 1:49, PG-13 In a future where time is the universal currency and the wealthy live forever, a poor young man stumbles into a fortune but is falsely accused of murder and tries to bring down the system. With Justin Timberlake, Amanda Seyfried, Cillian Murphy and Vincent Kartheiser.

Nov. 11-17, 2011 NEW ON DVD

‘Harry Potter’ finale tops this week’s releases

By Rick Bentley

become so entangled that the final product becomes large in scope and very personal in Big in this week’s DVD delivery. The power of this 10releases is the final Harry Potpart series will change the way ter movie. There are also some war movies are made. No longer boxed sets to consider if you will it be acceptable just to allow are already doing your holiday events to drive such producshopping. tions. Future war films will have Harry Potter and the Deathly to focus on the human stories.

Hallows: Part 2, Grade A-minus: It’s not enough to blast viewers The epic battle between good with big special effects. Viewand evil reaches a fevered pitch ers will have to be moved by the in this series finale. people.

Harry Potter and the Deathly The Pacific is not your Hallows: Part 2 is a rare gift. father’s war movie. The lines Long-running film franchises between good and evil get generally fade away or leave fans washed away in a sea of mud, hanging. Director David Yates sweat and tears as shown takes advantage of the opporthrough the lives of a handful of tunity to close the book on the men and women who served as story by creating a film finale Marines in the Pacific Theater. that embraces deep emotional Mr. Magoo — The Television moments with the same passion Collection, Grade B-plus: Those that it celebrates huge action looking for some nostalgic anisequences. That combination mation fun should pick up this makes the final offering magical. 11-disc box set.

Band of Brothers / The PacifComedy comes from the ic, Grade A: These two first-rate almost-blind Magoo, who manminiseries are being released as ages to survive disasters without a special collector’s set. ever seeing them. It’s simple Band of Brothers is one humor that’s timeless. of those special productions Also new on DVD this week: where art and humanity The Courtship of Eddie’s McClatchy Newspapers

Father: The First Season: Bill Bixby stars in this family TV series.

Boy Wonder: James Russo plays a man obsessed with finding his mother’s killer.

The Change-Up: A married guy switches bodies with his best friend.

Atlas Shrugged: Part One: Film version of the Ayn Rand novel.

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Tower heist

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After the staff workers at an upscale Central Park condo discover the billionaire in the penthouse has stolen their retirement money, they conspire to take back what’s theirs.

With Ben Stiller, Eddie Murphy, Casey Affleck and Tea Leoni.

RATING: H poor, HH fair, HHH

good, HHHH excellent, NR: not rated

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Daniel Radcliffe, left, and Ralph Fiennes are shown in a scene from ‘Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2,’ released this week on DVD.

IMMORTALS (R) (1:00 3:30 4:30) 6:50 9:20 10:10 IMMORTALS 3D (R) (1:30 2:00 4:00) 7:20 7:50 9:50 J. EDGAR (R) (12:50 3:45) 6:45 9:45 JACK AND JILL (PG) (1:05 3:05 5:15) 7:30 9:40 TOWER HEIST (PG13) (12:55 3:10 5:25) 7:40 9:55 A VERY HAROLD & KUMAR 3D CHRISTMAS (R) (1:10 3:15 5:40) 7:55 10:05 IN TIME (PG13) (1:45 4:25) 7:05 9:30 PUSS IN BOOTS (PG) (12:55 2:50 5:00) 7:15 9:25 PUSS IN BOOTS 3D (PG) (1:25 3:25 5:30) 7:45 PARANORMAL ACTIVITY 3 (R) (1:35 3:35 5:35) 7:35 9:55 FOOTLOOSE (PG13) 10:00 PM COURAGEOUS (PG13) (1:15 4:05) 6:55 9:35 FOLLOW US ON AND Times subject to change

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Review | movie

‘J. Edgar’ drags, even with Eastwood’s touch

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Leonardo DiCaprio portrays J. Edgar Hoover in a scene from ‘J Edgar.’

By Roger Moore

political foes becomes a running thread as he visits president after president, and later The Orlando Sentinel j. edgar H H Attorney General Robert F. Kennedy (Jefrating: R for brief strong language Clint Eastwood’s J. Edgar is a lumbering frey Donovan), and lets slip what he “has Running time: 2:14 miscalculation, a slow and clumsy re-think on them” as a way of keeping his organizaStarring: Leonardo DiCaprio, of the late F.B.I. founder J. Edgar Hoover’s tion funded and himself in power.

Naomi Watts, Judi Dench, Armie life and career that views his him through DiCaprio is, of course, all wrong for the Hammer, Dermot Mulroney, Josh the lens of his alleged homosexuality. part — entirely too tall, for starters. The While the screenwriter of Milk didn’t makeup that ages him into a jowly older script a “gay fantasia” on Hoover’s sucman gives him an eerie resemblance to dictating his memoirs to a succession of cesses and monomaniacal excesses, he has “loyal” F.B.I. agent-typists, and the past, Orson Welles’ Citizen Kane. We wonwritten a film that provokes more inappro- in which the young card catalog organizer der, since he is nicknamed him “Speed” priate laughter than any mainstream peri- of the Library of Congress brings his data because he talks too darned fast, why od piece since Oliver Stone’s Alexander. collecting skills to the bureau that was built DiCaprio isn’t talking that fast at all. Then, It’s fascinating to interpret Hoover’s in press conference recreations, Hoover’s around him. We see the night of anarchist career through his twin obsessions — his rapid staccato kicks in and we forget he’s bombings that almost killed his boss, experiences battling Bolshevik bomb Leo. It’s an impressive, if far from definitive, Mitchell Palmer (Geoff Pierson), the slopthrowers in the “Red Scare” of 1919-1920 impersonation. py, ineffective way that case was handled that made him fear communists more The “romance” of the tale, the way and Hoover’s determination to bring forenthan mobsters, and the conflicted, “my big sic science and a clearinghouse of fingerHoover met, hired and in effect “courted” secret” that was his personal life, which prints and other data to his new bureau so Tolson to be his personal aide and adjumade him a fussy hypocritical moralist. that crimes like this didn’t go unpunished. tant, is awkward and chaste. Hoover’s “loyBut if you’re not snickering at the sight alty, above all” credo suggests what he truly We get a taste of his zeal — for Hoover of Hoover (Leonardo DiCaprio) and his valued in Tolson, and not just his dreamy was nothing if not a lifelong zealot — and longtime “close associate” Clyde Tolson his early willingness to trample the Coneyes and seductive smile.

(Armie Hammer of The Social Network) in stitution, with mass arrests and beatings History buffs will enjoy seeing Hoover’s of labor organizers and mass deportations era through the lens Dustin Lance Black bathrobes, reading Hoover’s “secret files” on the sex lives of the powerful and giggling of “foreign-born radicals” during that has written for the film — shamed by a incendiary era. From those early excesses, congressman for not being making arrests like a couple of gossipy queens, you’re we see the corrupting influence of power. going to be in the minority. himself (in essence, not being a “real Hoover’s discovery of the utility of blackEastwood’s film skips back and forth man”), we see the glory hound Hoover mail and intimidation when it came to between the present, where Hoover is inject himself into manhunts and person-

ally lobby for changes in the laws that allow the F.B.I. to take over the investigation of the “Crime of the Century,” the kidnapping of the Lindbergh baby.

Judi Dench ably conveys the stern mother who suspects her son might be a “daffodil,” but who hectors him into smoking, overeating and manning up, as it were.

Josh Lucas cuts a fine figure as Charles Lindbergh. But the casting of many bit players is weak as Eastwood goes for lookalike Nixons, Emma Goldmans and the like, and not charismatic actors. The structure of the film calls too much attention to itself — aged Hoover and Tolson entering an elevator, their youthful selves stepping out of it.

There’s balance to the storytelling, showing Hoover’s innovations and triumphs as well as his pettiness and hypocrisy. Black even makes the man something of a prophet on Richard Nixon and the suppression of America’s violent radicals at both ends of the political spectrum.

But truth be told, J. Edgar drags, even when it pays homage to the widely discredited urban legend that the guy liked to dress in drag. The little man makes for a big subject, and an important one. Somehow, scene by scene and character by character, Hoover always seems just beyond Eastwood’s grasp.

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Reviews | technology

Protect your gear with sleeves, cloths G-Form: Extreme Portfolio Sleeve — $79.95 — www.gform.com It’s always important to put on protective gear before doing something physical. Wearing a helmet while biking can potentially save a life. We protect ourselves whenever we can, and we should share that sentiment with today’s expensive mobile devices.

The G-Form: Extreme PortfoChris lio Sleeve case Pittman aims to fill that role. iSpy The case “changes its molecular structure on impact” to protect the screen and body of your precious tablet. It has been designed with reactive protection technology to assure that nothing is harmed. Water-resistant material complements the fairly lightweight design of the case.

The inside of the Extreme Portfolio features a pocket for storing physical paper documents. I’m not exactly sure why you’d need to carry paper around with your tablet, though. I was able to put my iPad Smart Cover inside the pocket during my tests. I wouldn’t trust putting much in this space, as it could scratch the screen of the device when closed.

Across from the pocket is where the tablet is stored. There are four strong corner pieces to securely hold everything in place. Once inside, there is no way a device will fall out on its own.

The G-Form Extreme Portfolio Sleeve is excellent on the outside, but mediocre on the inside. The only danger lies inside of the case, as paper or other documents could scratch the screen if the two make contact. If your tablet is around areas where it could face strong impact, this case is perfect for you. Others may opt for a cheaper case that offers more protection for the screen.

Special to The Star

Toddy Smart Cloth — $9.99 (5x7), $19.99 (3 pack of 5x7) — www.toddygear.com Every microfiber cloth is the same, right? Not exactly. The Toddy Smart Cloth gives a personal touch to an item that many people use every day.

The product works as advertised. I’ve cleaned my iPhone, iPad, Mac and television screens with this cloth. One side is used

to remove dirt and smudges, and the other buffs and polishes the screen. It’s easy enough to fold up and place in your bag or pocket for travel.

There are dozens of design patterns to choose for your cloth.

Many are fairly stylish and are a breath of fresh air when compared to the normal plain-looking microfiber towels.

It’s also possible to create a custom Toddy Cloth with a company logo or trend featured as the design. This works great for corporations that want a giveaway promotion.

If you’re tired of using plain cloths to clean your devices, give the Toddy Cloth a shot. It’s stylish and will do the job just as well.

ied to the hard drive. This usually takes only a matter of seconds, but file size and Internet connection speed will vary. The quality of your download is almost exactly the same as the original file.

Jacksta also supports most common file formats, including mp3, mp4, swf, asf, wmv and flv.

It also has predefined output choices for Quicktime, iOS, Android PSP, PS3 and Apple TV devices. An option to automatically import the downloaded file into iTunes is also available.

I was never disappointed during my thorough testing. Several times I’d grab audio from a HD YouTube video, and the quality would be better than the iTunes and Amazon versions. That’s Jacksta for Mac — $49.95 worth the price of admission — www.jacksta.com alone.

There are several ways to save Jaksta may seem to be a bit YouTube videos to your compricey for what it does. However, puter, but none are as easy to use I’d argue that the consistent qualas Jacksta. ity of the product easily makes Any video, music or audio files it worth grabbing as soon as you played in your browser while the can. Provided you like to downprogram is running will be copload YouTube videos, that is.

Santa’s Arrival Saturday, November 12 · 9:30am Food Court

Join us in the Food Court as we celebrate Santa’s Arrival and help the Salvation Army Kick off their Annual Kettle Drive. Kids can then parade to Santa Land located near Dillard’s for a visit with Santa!

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MUSIC “Cousin Minnie” When: 6:30 p.m.

Where: Golden Saw Music Hall, Williams Community, Jacksonville How much: Free Contact: 256-435-4696 The Fun Thyme Band What: Country When: 6:30-9:30 p.m.

Where: Senior Center Building next to Jacksonville Community Center, Jacksonville How much: $3 single, $5 couple Contact: 256-435-8115 Josh Cash When: 8 p.m.

Where: Blu’s Bar, 1013 U.S. Highway 431, Anniston How much: Free Contact: 256-235-0613 DJ Rockin' Roger When: 8 p.m.

Where: AJ’s Sunset Bar and Grill, 1500 Hillyer Robinson Pkwy., Anniston How much: Free Contact: 256-832-5000 Bobby Thomas What: Country, rock, blues When: 8 p.m.

Where: Our Place, 407 Hunter St., Anniston How much: Free 10/55 What: Rock, country When: 8:30 p.m.

Where: Upstairs in loft, The Smoking Moose, 1214 Noble St., Anniston How much: Free Contact: 256-741-9300 DJ What: Dance music When: 8:30 p.m.

Where: Downstairs of The Smoking Moose, 1214 Noble St., Anniston How much: Free Contact: 256-741-9300 Larry Keel Band When: 9 p.m.

Where: Woo Woo's Tiki Bar, 3805 Highway 202, Anniston How much: Free Contact: 256-419-4786

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{get out and do something} Folk revivial feat. Matt Owens, Kaydee Parker, Coldwater, Gretna and special guest Shane Wilson What: Folk When: 9 p.m.

Where: The Peerless Saloon, 13 W. 10th St., Anniston How much: Free Contact: 256-237-1899 Matt Carroll What: Acoustic When: 9:30 p.m.

Where: Heroes American Grille, 8896 McClellan Blvd., Jacksonville How much: Free Contact: 256-405-4366

events

Dynamic Earth Hall Re-opening What: Visit the renovated hall with new illustrated text panels, new fossils and hands-on additions.

When: 10 a.m.-5 p.m.

Where: Anniston Museum of Natural History, 800 Museum Drive, Anniston How much: Half-price admission today only: $3 for adults, $2.75 for seniors age 60+, $2.50 for children ages 4-17, and children ages 3 and under are free Contact: 256-237-6766 Weekend Winter Market What: Arts, jewelry, crafts and sculpture.

See a photo gallery of examples of many of types of things offered at www.annistonmuseum.org.

When: 10 a.m-5:30 p.m.

Where: Anniston Museum of Natural History, 800 Museum Drive, Anniston How much: Free, items priced as marked Contact: 256-237-6766 Wine Tasting When: 1-6 p.m.

Where: White Oak Vineyards, 1484 Dry Hollow Road, Anniston How much: Free Contact: 256-231-7998

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MUSIC Jimmy Robertson & The Roustabouts When: 6-9 p.m.

Where: Munford Senior Center, (old Munford High School), 115 Lions Road, Munford How much: $3 single, $5 couple Contact: 256-236-0340

Full Circle Band What: Country, pop. No drinking or smoking When: 7-11 p.m.

Where: American Legion Post 19, Heflin How much: $5 Contact: 256-579-2402 DJ Rockin’ Roger When: 8 p.m.

Where: AJ’s Sunset Bar and Grill, 1500 Hillyer Robinson Pkwy., Anniston How much: Free Contact: 256-832-5000 Karaoke with Brett When: 8 p.m.

Where: Bama Lounge, 4006 Old Birmingham Highway, Anniston How much: Free Contact: 256-240-2922 Josh Cash When: 8 p.m.

Where: Blu’s Bar, 1013 U.S. Highway 431, Anniston How much: Free Contact: 256-235-0613 10/55 When: 8:30 p.m.

Where: Upstairs in loft, The Smoking Moose, 1214 Noble St., Anniston How much: Free Contact: 256-741-9300 Jim Parks Band What: Rock, blues When: 8:30 p.m.-12:30 a.m.

Where: VFW Post 924, 100 U.S. Highway 431, Anniston How much: $4, public welcome Contact: 256-238-8047 Larry Keel Band When: 9 p.m.

Where: Woo Woo's Tiki Bar, 3805 Highway 202, Anniston How much: $3 single, $5 couples Contact: 256-419-4786 Joker What: Rock, classic rock When: 9 p.m.

Where: Downstairs of The Smoking Moose, 1214 Noble St., Anniston How much: $5 Contact: 256-741-9300 DJ Shon Don When: 9 p.m.

Where: The Peerless Saloon, 13 W. 10th St., Anniston How much: Free Contact: 256-237-1899

My Lucky Number What: Rock When: 9:30 p.m.

Where: Heroes American Grille, 8896 McClellan Blvd., Jacksonville How much: $5 Contact: 256-405-4366 EVENTs Newspapers in Education Arts and Crafts Festival What: Crafts and holiday goods, face painting, Santa When: 9 a.m-3 p.m.

Where: Packaging center of The Anniston Star, 4305 McClellan Blvd., Anniston How much: Free, items priced as marked Contact: 256-235-9254 Weekend Winter Market What: Arts, jewelry, crafts and sculpture.

See a photo gallery of examples of many of types of things offered at www.annistonmuseum.org.

When: 10 a.m-5:30 p.m.

Where: Anniston Museum of Natural History, 800 Museum Drive, Anniston How much: Free, items priced as marked Contact: 256-237-6766 Wine Tasting When: 10 a.m.-6 p.m.

Where: White Oak Vineyards, 1484 Dry Hollow Road, Anniston How much: Free Contact: 256-231-7998 Wine Tasting When: 2-6 p.m.

Where: Wine Cellar, 309 Quintard Ave., Anniston How much: $5 Contact: 256-236-0996

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MUSIC

A Cappella Choir Fall Concert with guest choir, Alexandria High School Senior Robed Choir When: 3 p.m.

Where: The Church of St. Michael & All

Angels, 1000 W. 18th St., Anniston How much: Free and open to the public Contact: 256-782-5544

Jacksonville State University Gospel Choir Fall Concert When: 6 p.m.

Where: Theron Montgomery Building audi-

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torium, JSU campus How much: Free to public, donations welcome Contact: 256-782-5545

Karaoke with Brett When: 8 p.m.

Where: The Smoking Moose, 1214 Noble St., Anniston How much: Free Contact: 256-741-9300

Karaoke When: 8 p.m.

Where: AJ’s Sunset Bar and Grill, 1500 Hillyer Robinson Pkwy., Anniston How much: Free Contact: 256-237-5996

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MUSIC Karaoke by Mossburg When: 8-11 p.m.

Where: Jefferson’s, 407 Pelham Road N., Jacksonville How much: Free Contact: 256-435-3456

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MUSIC Karaoke with Brett When: 8 p.m.

Where: The Smoking Moose, 1214 Noble St., Anniston How much: Free Contact: 256-741-9300

Karaoke When: 8 p.m.

Where: AJ’s Sunset Bar and Grill, 1500 Hillyer Robinson Pkwy., Anniston How much: Free Contact: 256-237-5996

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Trivia Night When: 7-10 p.m.

Where: Mellow Mushroom, 33 Industrial Drive, Oxford How much: Free Contact: 256-835-1444

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MUSIC Karaoke with DJ Tay Tay When: 9 p.m.

Where: Heroes American Grille, 8896 McClellan Blvd., Jacksonville How much: Free Contact: 256-405-4366 Karaoke by Mossburg When: 9 p.m.

Where: Applebee’s, 612 E. Hamric Drive, Oxford How much: Free Contact: 256-835-2434 DJ Stroke When: 10 p.m.

Where: Brother’s Bar, 206 Pelham Road S., Jacksonville How much: Free Contact: 256-435-6090

theater

It’s a Wonderful Life What: Frank Capra classic, presented by CAST When: 8 p.m.

Where: McClellan Theater, 100 Gamecock Drive, Anniston How much: $20 adults, $10 students and groups. Tonight is “pay-what-you-want” night Contact: 256-820-2278 or www.castalabama.com COMEDY Comedy Open Mic Night with Eric Swann and Kool-Aide When: 8:30 p.m.

Where: Blu’s Bar, 1013 U.S. Highway 431, Anniston How much: Free Contact: 256-235-0613

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Texas Hold ‘Em When: 8 p.m.

Where: The Smoking Moose, 1214 Noble St., Anniston How much: Free Contact: 256-741-9300

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MUSIC Scott Grant What: Easy listening When: 6 p.m.

Where: Garfrerick’s Cafe, 655 Creekside Drive, Oxford How much: Free Contact: 256-831-0044 Mossburg Karaoke When: 7-10 p.m.

Where: Mellow Mushroom patio, 33 Industrial Drive, Oxford How much: Free Contact: 256-831-1444 Jazz Concert with guest artist Dave D’Angelo on sax When: 7:30 p.m.

Where: Mason Hall Performance Center, Jacksonville State University campus How much: Free and open to the public Contact: 256-782-5883 Karaoke When: 8 p.m.

Where: AJ’s Sunset Bar and Grill, 1500 Hillyer Robinson Pkwy., Anniston How much: Free Contact: 256-237-5996 Karaoke with Billy 2 Bare When: 8 p.m.

Where: Blu’s Bar, 1013 U.S. Highway 431, Anniston How much: Free Contact: 256-235-0613 Karaoke with Brett When: 8 p.m.

Where: The Smoking Moose, 1214 Noble St., Anniston How much: Free Contact: 256-741-9300 Bring Your Own Vinyl Records What: Featuring DJ Shon Don When: 9 p.m.

Where: The Peerless Saloon, 13 W. 10th St., Anniston How much: Free Contact: 256-237-1899 Open Mic with Riley Green What: All musicians welcome When: 9:30 p.m.

Where: Heroes American Grille, 8896 McClellan Blvd., Jacksonville How much: Free Contact: 256-405-4366 Waiting on Tyler What: Rock When: 10 p.m.

Where: Brother’s Bar, 206 Pelham Road S., Jacksonville How much: $5 for under 21, $3 for 21 and up Contact: 256-435-6090

theater

My Fair Lady What: Lerner and Loewe musical based on Pygmalion When: 7:30 p.m.

Where: Anniston Peforming Arts Center, Anniston High School, 1301 Woodstock Ave., Anniston How much: $45 for general admission, $75 for reserved seating, $130 for season ticket (excludes The Nutcracker) Contact: 256-237-3464 Much Ado About Nothing What: Shakespearean comedy about two pairs of lovers, presented by Jacksonville State University drama When: 7 p.m.

Where: Ernest Stone Center, corner of 11th Street and Church Avenue, Jacksonville How much: $10 adults, $8 senior citizens and JSU staff, $5 students and military Contact: 256-782-5648 EVENT Wine Tasting When: 5:30-7:30 p.m.

Where: Tyson Art & Frame, 3326 Henry Road, Anniston How much: $5 Contact: 256-236-9910

Exhibit Hidden Within What: Art exhibit by Eric Standley and Crimson McCaslin When: Through Wednesday.

Gallery hours are 8:30 a.m.-4 p.m.

Mondays through Fridays.

Where: Hammond Hall Gallery, JSU campus How much: Free Contact: 256-782-8257

To submit an event to the free calendar, contact Deirdre Long at 256-235-3580 or dlong@annistonstar.com. Listings must be received at least seven days in advance.

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Grow accustomed to her face Actress goes from peasant to proper in upcoming production of ‘My Fair Lady’

By Erin Williams Special to The Star

The rain in Spain may fall mainly on the plain for Eliza Doolittle, but the sun is shining bright for Aurora Florence, who is starring in the traveling production of My Fair Lady, which arrives in Anniston on Nov. 17 as part of the Knox Concert Series.

The 22-year-old actress is enjoying the ride since being cast in the role in May, and along with graduating from college and her June marriage, she has been on a rollercoaster this year.

“It’s definitely an adventure, and it’s so great. It’s so awesome to have my best friend here with me,” she says of husband, Jeff Dickamore, who was also cast in the ensemble.

Because of her starring role, Florence (named after her grandmother) gets to enjoy a few special perks, such as having two reserved seats on the bus and her own dressing room, when possible.

The privileges aren’t going to her head, though.

“I wouldn’t really like it if I got a lot more than that. I just would feel funny,” she said.

The Brigham Young University alum has most enjoyed the luxury of concentrating on just one performing role, as opposed to handling several elements at once, as she did when she was a student.

“When you’re in school, you’re constantly doing all sorts of different things,” she said. “You have a million scenes, a million songs and monologues, and you’re in a show … you’re learning a lot, but it’s everywhere. Your focus is all over the place. It’s really nice to have just this.”

Mastering the distinct cockney accent that Eliza delivers in the beginning of the show was not as hard as one might think for Florence, but the tones occasionally crossed continents.

“Sometimes in rehearsal it would kind of go Australian a little bit,” she said of hitting the vowels just so.

The Loomis, Calif., native grew up

Special to The Star

ABOVE: The cast of ‘My Fair Lady’ performs a scene from the musical, which comes to Anniston Nov. 17 as part of the Knox Concert Series. RIGHT: Aurora Florence stars as peasant flower girl Eliza Doolittle in the production.

listening to musicals with her family and performed in local productions such as Thumbelina and The Frog Prince. As a teen, Florence, with the help of her mother, LaRee, and close friends, began performing Shakespeare in her backyard, which evolved into the theater troupe nonprofit Take Note Troupe, which is now run by Florence’s mother. “[The students] do a lot of service for the community and in the schools,

getting to do something so fun and awesome as Shakespeare and shows and improv,” she said of the high schoolers in the organization, which she still involves herself in whenever she is home.

Traveling in a large group has taught Florence to practice patience with both herself and others.

“There’s lots of opportunities to get frustrated, or feel like you’re being slighted in many different ways, but in

reality no one is trying to do that. We’re all on the bus together. We’re definitely becoming like a family. It’s great,” Florence said of her castmates, who, with the crew, will have traveled to 64 different cities when the show’s run ends in March 2012. Florence and her husband plan to move to New York, and eventually make their way to Los Angeles to pursue film.

“I feel very at home on a film set.

I have to get my head in the game for

theater … get in the zone for it. But with film, I can just walk on a set and I’m ready to go. I just love it.”

Tinseltown dreams aside, the show has been a prime opportunity for the budding thespian, but for now, Florence enjoys making Eliza Doolittle her top priority.

“I have a long ways to go. I feel like I’ve just barely scratched the surface, but I’ve got four more months to keep working on it.”

‘MY FAIR LADY’ When: Thursday, Nov. 17, 7:30 p.m.

Where: Anniston Performing Arts Center, 1301 Woodstock Ave., Anniston How much: $45 for general admission, $75 for reserved seating.

Season tickets available for $130 (includes all remaining shows except The Nutcracker.

Contact: 256-237-3464

Nov. 11-17, 2011

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Grow accustomed to her face Actress goes from peasant to proper in upcoming production of ‘My Fair Lady’

By Erin Williams Special to The Star

The rain in Spain may fall mainly on the plain for Eliza Doolittle, but the sun is shining bright for Aurora Florence, who is starring in the traveling production of My Fair Lady, which arrives in Anniston on Nov. 17 as part of the Knox Concert Series.

The 22-year-old actress is enjoying the ride since being cast in the role in May, and along with graduating from college and her June marriage, she has been on a rollercoaster this year.

“It’s definitely an adventure, and it’s so great. It’s so awesome to have my best friend here with me,” she says of husband, Jeff Dickamore, who was also cast in the ensemble.

Because of her starring role, Florence (named after her grandmother) gets to enjoy a few special perks, such as having two reserved seats on the bus and her own dressing room, when possible.

The privileges aren’t going to her head, though.

“I wouldn’t really like it if I got a lot more than that. I just would feel funny,” she said.

The Brigham Young University alum has most enjoyed the luxury of concentrating on just one performing role, as opposed to handling several elements at once, as she did when she was a student.

“When you’re in school, you’re constantly doing all sorts of different things,” she said. “You have a million scenes, a million songs and monologues, and you’re in a show … you’re learning a lot, but it’s everywhere. Your focus is all over the place. It’s really nice to have just this.”

Mastering the distinct cockney accent that Eliza delivers in the beginning of the show was not as hard as one might think for Florence, but the tones occasionally crossed continents.

“Sometimes in rehearsal it would kind of go Australian a little bit,” she said of hitting the vowels just so.

The Loomis, Calif., native grew up

Special to The Star

ABOVE: The cast of ‘My Fair Lady’ performs a scene from the musical, which comes to Anniston Nov. 17 as part of the Knox Concert Series. RIGHT: Aurora Florence stars as peasant flower girl Eliza Doolittle in the production.

listening to musicals with her family and performed in local productions such as Thumbelina and The Frog Prince. As a teen, Florence, with the help of her mother, LaRee, and close friends, began performing Shakespeare in her backyard, which evolved into the theater troupe nonprofit Take Note Troupe, which is now run by Florence’s mother. “[The students] do a lot of service for the community and in the schools,

getting to do something so fun and awesome as Shakespeare and shows and improv,” she said of the high schoolers in the organization, which she still involves herself in whenever she is home.

Traveling in a large group has taught Florence to practice patience with both herself and others.

“There’s lots of opportunities to get frustrated, or feel like you’re being slighted in many different ways, but in

reality no one is trying to do that. We’re all on the bus together. We’re definitely becoming like a family. It’s great,” Florence said of her castmates, who, with the crew, will have traveled to 64 different cities when the show’s run ends in March 2012. Florence and her husband plan to move to New York, and eventually make their way to Los Angeles to pursue film.

“I feel very at home on a film set.

I have to get my head in the game for

theater … get in the zone for it. But with film, I can just walk on a set and I’m ready to go. I just love it.”

Tinseltown dreams aside, the show has been a prime opportunity for the budding thespian, but for now, Florence enjoys making Eliza Doolittle her top priority.

“I have a long ways to go. I feel like I’ve just barely scratched the surface, but I’ve got four more months to keep working on it.”

‘MY FAIR LADY’ When: Thursday, Nov. 17, 7:30 p.m.

Where: Anniston Performing Arts Center, 1301 Woodstock Ave., Anniston How much: $45 for general admission, $75 for reserved seating.

Season tickets available for $130 (includes all remaining shows except The Nutcracker.

Contact: 256-237-3464

Nov. 11-17, 2011

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Kendra Kendra Taylor Swift E! News E! ●College Football Nebraska at Penn State. (N) (Live) ●College Football Teams TBA. (N) (Live) Score Score Score ESPN ●College GameDay From Stanford, Calif. (N) ●College Football Michigan State at Iowa. (N) (Live) NASCAR NASCAR Racing Nationwide Series: Wypall 200. (N) (Live) College Football ESPN2 ●SportsCenter (N) (Live) Å ››› “Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets” (2002, Fantasy) Daniel Radcliffe, Rupert Grint. ››› “Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban” (2004) Rupert Grint FAM ››› “Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone” (2001) Paula Contessa Giada Chopped Cupcake Wars Next Iron Chef Challenge Diners Inventors Iron Chef America Chef Hunter “Wilshire” Restaurant FOOD Secrets ●College Basketball Oregon at Vanderbilt. ●College Football Duke at Virginia. (N) (Live) Game 365 Football My Words Basketball FOXSS ShipShape Outdoors ●SEC Gridiron Live ●College Football Washington at USC. (N) (Live) How I Met How I Met Two Men Two Men ●College Football Texas at Missouri. (N) (Live) Step Brot FX ››› “Star!” (1968, Biography) Julie Andrews, Richard Crenna. Å Around the World in 80 Days Å FXM ›› “How to Steal a Million” (1966) Audrey Hepburn. Å Power of 10 ’ Å Deal-Deal Lingo Whammy! Chain Rctn Fam. Feud Newlywed Baggage Baggage Deal-Deal Lingo Fam. Feud GSN Chain Rctn Fam. Feud Newlywed Catch 21 Million Dollar Pass.

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King King Friends ’ Friends ’ Friends ’ Friends ’ Seinfeld TBS ››› “Stuart Little” (1999) Geena Davis. ›› “City Streets” Zorro’s Le- Trader ›› “Tarzan and the Jungle Boy” ››› “Toward the Unknown” (1956, Action) ››› “The Thing From Another ››› “55 Days at Peking” (1963) Charlton Heston. Political TCM (1931) Gary Cooper. gion Hound (1968) Mike Henry, Rafer Johnson.

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Restaurant: Impossible “Cap’n and the Cowboy” Restaurant: Impossible “The Trails” Iron Chef America “Flay vs. Greenspan” FOOD Restaurant: Impossible Restaurant: Impossible “Mad Cactus” ●College Basketball UNC-Greensboro at Tennessee.

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Biography “Brad Pitt” Biography Å Biography Å Crime Stories Å Crime 360 Å American Gangster I Survived Å I Survived BIO Matchmaker Fashion Fashion Fashion Mad Fash. Mad Fash. Mad Fash. Housewives/Atl. Housewives/Atl. Real Housewives Real Housewives Real BRAVO Matchmaker ››› “Fried Green Tomatoes” (1991) Kathy Bates, Jessica Tandy. ’ ›› “Unlikely Angel” (1996) Dolly Parton, Brian Kerwin. ’ Reel Love CMTV CMT Insdr Top 20 Countdown ’ Å › “The Hot Chick” (2002) Rob Schneider. Å Scrubs Scrubs ’ Scrubs ’ Scrubs ’ ›› “Shallow Hal” (2001) Gwyneth Paltrow. Å ›› “Tommy Boy” (1995) Chris Farley. Å Delta Frc COMEDY Larry Almost, Away Almost, Away Almost, Away Almost, Away Almost, Away Gold Rush ’ Å Gold Rush DISC Flying Wild Alaska ’ Gold Rush: Alaska ’ American Guns Å Good Luck Shake It A.N.T. Farm So RanWizardsWizardsGood Luck Good Luck Shake It Shake It Jessie ’ Fish Hooks Phineas Phineas Good Luck Good Luck Shake It Up! “Shake It So RanDISN Charlie ’ Up! Å Å dom! Å Place Place Charlie ’ Charlie ’ Up! Å Up! Å Å ’ and Ferb and Ferb Charlie ’ Charlie ’ Up, Up & Away” Å dom! Å Fashion The Soup E! News (N) True Hollywood Story ›› “Serendipity” (2001) John Cusack.

Kendra Kendra Sex-City Sex-City Sex-City Sex-City Sex-City Sex-City Sex-City E! ●NASCAR Countdown NASCAR Racing Sprint Cup: Kobalt Tools 500. (N) (Live) Coach K SportsCtr SportsCtr ESPN ●Sunday NFL Countdown (N) (Live) Å ●College Football Final Poker ●2011 World Series of Poker Final Table. From Las Vegas.

Reporters SportsCtr Fantasy Football Now (N) (Live) 2011 World Series of Poker Final Table.

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Guy’s, Bite Barbecue Be.- Made Chopped Restaurant: Impossible Restaurant: Impossible Restaurant: Impossible Restaurant: Impossible Sweet Genius Diners Crave Iron Chef FOOD Hungry ●The I7 ●College Football Duke at Virginia.

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World FOXSS Football “Cruel Intentions” ›› “Lara Croft: Tomb Raider” (2001) › “Grandma’s Boy” (2006) Doris Roberts. ›› “Step Brothers” (2008) Will Ferrell. ›› “Pineapple Express” (2008, Comedy) Seth Rogen.

FX ››› “I Wake Up Screaming” ››› “The Kremlin Letter” (1970) Å ››› “The Incident” (1967) Tony Musante.

“The Culpepper Cattle Company” FXM Rivrs Edge ›› “Where the Sidewalk Ends” (1950) Å Power of 10 ’ Å Deal-Deal Lingo Whammy! Chain Rctn Fam. Feud Newlywed Baggage Baggage Deal-Deal Fam. Feud Smarter GSN Chain Rctn Fam. Feud Newlywed Catch 21 1 vs. 100 ’ Å “Mistletoe Over Manhattan” (2011, Drama) Tricia “The Night Before the Night Before Christmas” “Lucky Christmas” (2011, Romance-Comedy) Eliz- ›› “Eloise at Christmastime” (2003, Comedy) ››› “The Santa Clause” (1994) Tim HALL Helfer, Greg Bryk, Tedde Moore. Å (2010) Jennifer Beals, Rick Roberts. Å abeth Berkley, Jason Gray-Stanford. Å Julie Andrews, Sofia Vassilieva. Å Allen, Judge Reinhold. Å Real Time/Bill Maher ›› “Charlie’s Angels: Full Throttle” (2003) ’ “Chronicles of Narnia: Dawn Treader” Knight HBO “Percy Jackson & the Olympians” ››› “Independence Day” (1996) Will Smith. ‘PG-13’ Å Room Cr. House Hunters First Place Renovatn First Place First Place Property Property House Hunters For Rent For Rent House Hunters House H&G Disaster Disaster Yard Mysteries of the Freemasons The history of the The President’s Book of Secrets Secrets known Brad Meltzer’s Decoded Brad Meltzer’s Decoded Modern Marvels “Ameri- Alaska: Big America Alaska shapes the lives of IRT DeadHIST Freemasons. Å only by the president. Å Å “Fort Knox” can Trucking” those who come under its spell. Å liest Roads Chris How I Met How I Met “Gone” (2011, Suspense) Molly Parker. Å “Confined” (2010) David James Elliott. Å ›› “Tell Me No Lies” (2007) Kelly Rutherford.

“Iris Johansen’s The Killing Game” LIFE Chris › “Vampires Suck” (2010) ‘PG-13’ ›› “The Frighteners” (1996) Michael J. Fox. ››› “Identity” (2003) ‘R’ Å ›› “It’s Complicated” (2009) Meryl Streep.

“Wes Craven’s New Nightmare” MAX “Life as We Know It” Nazi Collaborators ’ World at War ’ Å World at War ’ Å World at War ’ Å World at War ’ Å World at War ’ Å World at War “Japan” World at War ’ Å World/War MILIT World War II in Color The Real World Å Cribs Priciest Pads Cribs Priciest Pads Cribs Priciest Pads Cribs Priciest Pads True Life ’ True Life ’ ›› “You Got Served” (2004) ’ MTV Made ’ Hunt for the Abomina Salem: Unmasking Amazon Headshrinkers Witch Doctor Witch Doctor Witch Doctor Witch Doctor Border Wars Crystal NGEO Bin Laden Big Time Victorious To Be Announced iCarly ’ Å Big Time Big Time iCarly ’ iCarly ’ Sponge.

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“Mega Shark vs Crocosaurus” (2010) Å Prey (2007) SYFY “Moby Dick” (2010) Redempt. Love In Touch PowerPnt. Is Written B. Conley From Heart King Is J. Franklin John Hagee Today R. Parsley Dickow T.D. Jakes J. Meyer Youssef TBN K. Hagin Win Walk Miracle ›› “RV” (2006) Robin Williams, Jeff Daniels. ›› “Kicking & Screaming” (2005) Will Ferrell. ››› “Madagascar” (2005) Chris Rock ›› “Shrek the Third” (2007) TBS ›› “Shrek the Third” (2007) Eddie Murphy ››› “Woman of the ››› “To Have and Have Not” (1944) ››› “The Way We Were” (1973) Barbra Streisand. Political dif- ›››› “My Fair Lady” (1964, Musical) Audrey Hepburn, Rex Harrison. Pro- ›››› “Gigi” (1958) Leslie Caron, TCM Year” (1942, Comedy) Humphrey Bogart. ferences threaten a couple’s romance. Å fessor Henry Higgins bets he can refine cockney Eliza Doolittle. Å Maurice Chevalier. Å (DVS) Four Weddings Å Four Weddings Å Sweet Wedding Long Island Medium Extreme Extreme Extreme Extreme Extreme Extreme Extreme Extreme 19 Kids TLC Four Weddings Å Law & Order “All New” ’ Law & Order “Perfor››› “The Matrix” (1999) Keanu Reeves. A computer hacker ››› “The Matrix Reloaded” (2003) Keanu Reeves. Freedom ›› “The Matrix Revolutions” (2003) Keanu Reeves. Neo, MorTNT Å (DVS) mance” ’ Å (DVS) learns his world is a computer simulation. Å fighters revolt against machines. Å pheus and Trinity battle vicious machines. Å Tom and Jerry: The Magic Ring Gumball Gumball Squirrel Squirrel MAD MAD Regular Regular Adventure Adventure “Looney Tunes: Back in Action” TOON ›› “Aloha, Scooby-Doo” (2005) Extreme Makeover: Home Edition ’ Å Extreme Makeover M*A*S*H M*A*S*H Å M*A*S*H M*A*S*H M*A*S*H “M*A*S*H Farewell” TVLND Cleveland Cleveland Extreme Makeover ›› “Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End” (2007) Johnny Depp, Orlando Bloom. Å ›› “The Pacifier” (2005) Vin Diesel. Å ›› “Fast & Furious” (2009) Vin Diesel. Å ››› Elf USA Covert Affairs Å Pop Up Pop Up Tough Love: Miami ’ Basketball Wives LA Basketball Wives LA Basketball Wives LA ›› “Johnson Family Vacation” (2004) ’ ››› “Michael Jackson’s This Is It” (2009) VH1 Pop Up CABLE NEWS Sexy Now WEN Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. 3x Faster Meals!

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Gospel Truth Lighthouse Music & Spoken Word Rick & Bubba Å 1st Baptist Church Saks Rick & Bubba Å 8 WJXS Can-U-Relate Show America’s Funniest Once Upon a Time “The Price of Gold” Emma tries to Desperate Housewives “Suspicion Song” Lynette tries Pan Am “Unscheduled Departure” A passenger has a ABC 33/40 News at 10PM The Zone H WJSU Home Videos (N) Å help a pregnant woman. (N) ’ Å to save her marriage. (N) ’ Å heart attack. (N) ’ Å (N) ●Nick Saban Show 60 Minutes (N) ’ Å The Amazing Race “Super Shady (Copenhagen, Den- The Good Wife “Death Row Tip” A stay of execution for CSI: Miami “Dead Ringer” Another corpse without eyes Inside Sports ’ J WIAT mark)” The contestants travel to Copenhagen. a killer. (N) ’ Å is found. (N) ’ Å ›› “Starsky & Hutch” (2004, Comedy) Ben Stiller, Owen Wilson. ’ L WPXH ››› Die Hard 2 (1990) ››› “Die Hard 2” (1990, Action) Bruce Willis, Bonnie Bedelia. Police hero spots military terrorists at D.C. airport. ’ ››› “Any Given Sunday” (1999, Drama) Al Pacino, Cameron Diaz, Dennis Quaid. A football coach copes with crises on and off the field.

It’s Always Sunny New Magic Jack Plus ¥ WABM The Unit ’ Å CABLE ENTERTAINMENT Action News Nightbeat ●Sports Zone Sunday ^ TV-2 Local Programming Criminal Minds The team hunts for a serial arsonist. Criminal Minds Serial killer targeting coeds. Å Criminal Minds “The Big Wheel” ’ Å Criminal Minds “A Shade of Gray” ’ Å A&E Criminal Minds ’ Å The Walking Dead “Save The Walking Dead “Cherokee Rose” Shane makes a The Walking Dead “Chupacabra” Hershel disagrees Hell on Wheels “Immoral Mathematics” Cullen fights The Walking Dead “Chupacabra” Hershel disagrees AMC the Last One” Å deadly sacrifice. Å with the group’s plan. (N) Å for his life. (N) Å with the group’s plan. Å Skunk Whisperer Swamp Wars “Gator Lockdown” (N) ’ Call of the Wildman (N) Call of the Wildman ’ Skunk Whisperer Skunk Whisperer ANPL Call of the Wildman ’ Skunk Whisperer ›› “Beowulf” (2007, Adventure) Voices of Ray Winstone, Anthony Hopkins. Animated. A warrior battles a ferocious demon. Å ›› “Beowulf” (2007) Voices of Ray Winstone, Anthony Hopkins. Å BBC The Tudors ’ Å Reed Between the Lines Reed Between the Lines ››› “Holiday Heart” (2000) Ving Rhames. A drag queen shelters a drug addict and her child. Å The Mo’Nique Show Å BET › The Perfect Holiday I Survived Å I Survived A young woman and her friend are shot.

I Survived A woman is attacked by a man. (N) Å I Survived...Beyond & Back (N) Å I Survived...Beyond & Back “Kathy; Martin; Lisa” BIO The Real Housewives of Atlanta The Real Housewives of Atlanta (N) The Real Housewives of Atlanta What Happens Housewives/Atl. BRAVO Real Housewives “Reel Love” (2011) LeAnn Rimes. A woman finds romance when she returns to her hometown. ’ Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders: Making the Team CMTV “Reel Love” (2011, Romance-Comedy) LeAnn Rimes. Premiere. ’ Daniel Tosh: Happy Thoughts Å Tosh.0 Å South Park Å Workaholics Å Nick Swardson’s COMEDY › “Delta Farce” (2007) Larry the Cable Guy, Bill Engvall. Premiere. Å Gold Rush The Hoffman crew seeks a new claim.

What’s America Worth? (N) ’ Å Gold Rush Jack and Todd butt heads. ’ Å What’s America Worth? ’ Å DISC Gold Rush ’ Å So Random! “Wheel of Good Luck Charlie “Story Shake It Up! Deuce deliv- “Geek Charming” (2011, Comedy) Sarah Hyland, Matt Prokop, Sasha Pieterse. A teen films a documentary Shake It Up! “Shake It Up, Up & Away” CeCe and DISN Fortune Magic.” ’ Å Time” (N) Å ers pizza to CeCe’s idol. about a popular high-school student. ’ ‘NR’ Å Rocky go to an audition. ’ Å Sex and the City Å Sex and the City Å Sex and the City Å Sex and the City Å Kendra Kendra “Booking It” (N) Dirty Soap The group goes camping. (N) Chelsea Lately E! ●BCS Countdown (N) (Live) ●Coach K’s Record Climb ●SportsCenter (N) (Live) Å Roll Tide/War Eagle ESPN ●SportsCenter (N) Å ●NASCAR Now (N) (Live) Å 2011 World Series of Poker Final Table.

ESPN2 ●NHRA Drag Racing Automobile Club of Southern California Finals. From Pomona, Calif. (N Same-day Tape) Å ››› “Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix” (2007, Fantasy) Daniel Radcliffe, Rupert Grint. Harry prepares a group of students to fight Voldemort.

FAM ››› “Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire” (2005, Fantasy) Daniel Radcliffe.

Challenge! Charlie Brown inspired cakes. (N) The Next Iron Chef: Super Chefs (N) Iron Chef America (N) Sweet Genius Hard boiled eggs in dessert.

FOOD Next Iron Chef ●Tennis Champions Series: Washington DC. Courier vs. Chang. (Taped) FOXSS World Poker Tour: Sea ●Boxing Top Rank: Emmanuel Lucero vs. Diego Magdaleno. From Las Vegas. ››› “Forgetting Sarah Marshall” (2008) Jason Segel, Kristen Bell. A musician encounters his ex and her new lover in Hawaii. ››› “Adventureland” (2009, Comedy-Drama) Jesse Eisenberg, Kristen Stewart. Premiere.

FX ›› “Big Trouble in Little China” (1986, Action) Kurt Russell, Kim Cattrall, Dennis Dun. Å ›› “Highlander” (1986, Fantasy) Christopher Lambert, Sean Connery, Roxanne Hart. Å FXM Culpepper Cattle Co. Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader? Å Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader? Å Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader? Å Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader? Å GSN Are You Smarter? ››› “The Santa Clause” “Cancel Christmas” (2010, Drama) Judd Nelson, Connor Price, Natalie Brown. Santa has a month to teach “Cancel Christmas” (2010, Drama) Judd Nelson, Connor Price, Natalie Brown. Santa has a month to teach HALL (1994) Tim Allen. two selfish boys the importance of giving. Å two selfish boys the importance of giving. Å Boardwalk Empire Nucky solicits advice. (N) Å Hung (N) ’ Å Make-America Boardwalk Empire Nucky solicits advice. ’ Å HBO ›› “Knight and Day” (2010, Action) Tom Cruise. ’ ‘PG-13’ Å Holmes on Homes Kitchen disaster. ’ Å Holmes Inspection “Getting Hosed” (N) ’ Å House Hunters (N) Å Hunters Int’l House Hunters Å Hunters Int’l H&G Hunters Int’l IRT Deadliest Roads Boli- American Pickers “Airstream Dream” The guys tap American Pickers “An Indian Reunion” The guys visit IRT Deadliest Roads “Desert Disaster” Lisa finally Around the World in 80 Ways “Beasts of Burden” The HIST vian Cholita wrestling. into their spirit animals. Å a hangar-sized barn. Å hands the reins over. (N) Å guys score some Tuk Tuks. (N) Å › “Obsessed” (2009) Idris Elba, Beyoncé Knowles. A stalker threatens a married man’s idyllic life. Å LIFE Johansen’s Killing Game “We Have Your Husband” (2011) Teri Polo. A woman must raise money to save her kidnapped spouse. ›› “Life as We Know It” (2010, Romance-Comedy) Katherine Heigl, Josh Duhamel. ’ ‘PG-13’ Å ››› “Avatar” (2009, Science Fiction) Sam Worthington, Voice of Zoe Saldana. ’ ‘PG-13’ Å MAX Wes Craven’s World at War Japan captures Hong Kong, Burma.

World at War MacArthur and Nimitz advance. Å World at War Second bomb hits Nagasaki. ’ Å World at War Japan captures Hong Kong, Burma.

MILIT World at War “Pincers” Ridiculousness ’ Ridiculousness ’ Beavis and Butt-head ’ MTV ›› You Got Served ’ ›› “Stomp the Yard” (2007, Drama) Columbus Short, Meagan Good, Ne-Yo. A troubled dancer enrolls in college. ’ The Last Lions Lioness fights to keep her family alive. (N) Border Wars Hiding drugs in toxic tanker trucks. (N) The Last Lions NGEO Giant Crystal Cave That ’70s Show ’ Å Nick News With Linda My Wife and Kids Å George Lopez ’ Å George Lopez ’ Å Friends ’ Å Friends ’ Å NICK SpongeBob SquarePants That ’70s Show ’ Å Mutant Planet “Africa’s Rift Valley Lakes” ’ Å Mutant Planet “New Zealand” ’ Å Mutant Planet “Japan” ’ Å Mutant Planet “Africa’s Rift Valley Lakes” ’ Å SCIENCE Mutant Planet ’ Å Homeland (iTV) The CIA orders polygraphs. Å Dexter “Nebraska” (iTV) (N) ’ Å Homeland Mike and Jessica face the fallout. Å Dexter “Nebraska” (iTV) ’ Å SHOW Dexter “Just Let Go” ’ General Hospital Sonny and Kate share a dance.

General Hospital ’ Å General Hospital Jason and Sam look for Franco.

General Hospital ’ Å SOAP General Hospital Å ●SPEED Center (N) (Live) ●Wind Tunnel With Dave Despain (N) (Live) ●NASCAR Victory Lane ●SPEED Center SPEED ●The 10 ››› “Crimson Tide” (1995) Denzel Washington, Gene Hackman. ’ SPIKE ››› “In the Line of Fire” (1993, Suspense) Clint Eastwood, John Malkovich, Rene Russo. A veteran Secret Service agent battles a vicious assassin. ’ ●College Football Tennessee at Arkansas. (Taped) SPSO The Steve Spurrier Show ●College Football Florida at South Carolina. (Taped) › “Primeval” (2007) Dominic Purcell. Premiere. A news team hunts a giant crocodile in Africa. Å ›› “Mega Piranha” (2010) Tiffany, Paul Logan.

SYFY “Prey” (2007, Suspense) Bridget Moynahan, Peter Weller. Premiere.

Joel Osteen Å Kerry Shook Ministries Kenneth Copeland Å Changing Your World Praise the Lord Å TBN Jack Hayford Å Dr. Seuss’ Grinch ›› “Fred Claus” (2007, Comedy) Vince Vaughn, Paul Giamatti. Santa’s ne’er-do-well brother puts Christmas in jeopardy. Å ›› “Fred Claus” (2007) Vince Vaughn. Å TBS ›› Shrek the Third ›››› “Gigi” (1958) ›› “The Iron Mistress” (1952, Biography) Alan Ladd, Virginia Mayo, Joseph Calleia. Jim Bowie vies for the af- ›› “The Last Command” (1955, Historical Drama) Sterling Hayden, Anna Maria Alberghetti, Richard Carlson.

TCM Leslie Caron. Å (DVS) fections of a New Orleans belle.

Jim Bowie and his band of Texans defend the Alamo.

Sister Wives Brown family heads to Boston. (N) ’ All-American Muslim Jeff is faced with a dilemma.

Sister Wives Brown family heads to Boston. Å TLC 19 Kids and Counting ’ 19 Kids and Counting (N) ’ (Part 1 of 3) Å ›› “The Matrix Revolu- ››› “The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King” (2003, Fantasy) Elijah Wood, Ian McKellen, Liv Tyler. Humans and creatures unite to battle Sauron and his army. Å TNT tions” (2003) Å World of Gumball The Looney Tunes Show Robot Chicken Childrens Hospital King of the Hill ’ Å Family Guy ’ Å Family Guy ’ Å Robot Chicken (N) TOON Looney Tunes The King of Queens ’ The King of Queens ’ The King of Queens ’ The King of Queens ’ The King of Queens ’ The King of Queens ’ TVLND ››› “M*A*S*H: Goodbye, Farewell, Amen” (1983, Drama) Alan Alda. Å ››› “Elf” (2003, Comedy) Will Ferrell. A man leaves Santa’s workshop to search for his family. Å ›› “Fast & Furious” (2009) Vin Diesel. Å USA ››› “Elf” (2003, Comedy) Will Ferrell, James Caan, Bob Newhart. Å Tough Love: The Wards Get Real ’ Why Am I Still Single? (N) ’ Tough Love: The Wards Get Real ’ Why Am I Still Single? ’ VH1 Michael Jackson CABLE NEWS CNBC Titans Merv Griffin’s fortune in real estate.

Pepsi’s Challenge Pepsi tried to get healthier.

Coca-Cola: The Real Story Behind the Real Thing CNBC Wall Street Journal Rpt. The Coffee Addiction Black in America: The New Promised Land Piers Morgan Tonight CNN Newsroom (N) Black in America: The New Promised Land CNN CNN Newsroom (N) British House/Commons Road to the White House Q&A CSPAN Washington This Week Q & A Book TV Book TV: After Words Book TV Book TV CSPAN2 Book TV Huckabee (N) FOX News Sunday With Chris Wallace ’ Å Geraldo at Large (N) ’ Å Huckabee FNC FOX Report (N) Caught on Camera “Dash Cam Diaries” Michael Jackson and the Doctor: Fatal Hoarding: My Mother’s Garden In Coldest Blood MSNBC Caught on Camera

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Varied Criminal Varied Criminal Varied First 48 Varied First 48 Varied Programs A&E CSI: Miami Varied M Stooges ›› “The Juror” (1996) Demi Moore, Alec Baldwin. Å ›› “Christine” (1983) Keith Gordon. Å › “Dreamcatcher” (2003, Horror) Morgan Freeman, Thomas Jane. › “Lake Placid” (1999) Bill Pullman.

T ›› “The Hi-Lo Country” (1998) Å ›› “The Alamo” (2004, War) Dennis Quaid, Billy Bob Thornton. Å ›› “Flight of the Phoenix” (2004) Dennis Quaid. Å ››› “Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World” ›› “Mission: Impossible” (1996, Action) Tom Cruise. Å ››› “Open Range” (2003, Western) Robert Duvall. Å AMC W ›› “Flight of the Phoenix” (2004) Dennis Quaid. ››› “Top Gun” (1986) Tom Cruise, Kelly McGillis. Å TH ›› “Mission: Impossible” (1996) Tom Cruise. ››› “Open Range” (2003, Western) Robert Duvall, Kevin Costner. Å ›› “Jurassic Park III” (2001) Sam Neill. Å ››› “Jurassic Park” (1993) Sam Neill, Laura Dern. Å F ›› “Two Minute Warning” (1976) Å ›››› “Alien” (1979) Tom Skerritt, Sigourney Weaver. Å ›››› “Aliens” (1986) Sigourney Weaver, Carrie Henn. Å ›› “Alien Resurrection” (1997) Å Varied Programs Ramsay’s Kitchen G Ramsay’s F Word G Ramsay’s F Word Varied Programs Star Trek: Next Varied Programs Top Gear BBC G Ramsay’s F Word Bernie Parkers Parkers My Wife My Wife Movie Varied Chris My Wife My Wife Parkers Parkers 106 & Park: BET’s Top 10 Live BET Bernie Varied Programs Jewels Jewels Varied Programs Celebrity Ghost Stories Para-State Para-State City Confidential Notorious American Gangster I Survived BIO Atlanta BRAVO Varied Programs Varied Programs Extreme Makeover Extreme Makeover Extreme Makeover Extrm.

CMTV Music Entourage RENO 911! Movie Scrubs Scrubs Comedy Futurama Futurama Tosh.0 Sunny South Park Daily Show Colbert 30 Rock COMEDY Varied Programs American Chopper American Chopper American Chopper American Chopper Varied Programs DISC Varied Programs Little Mickey Mickey 3rd & Bird Agent Oso Varied Pirates Varied Programs Good Luck Wizards DISN Little Varied Programs E! News Varied Programs E! News E! ●SportsCenter ●SportsCenter ●SportsCenter ●SportsCenter ●NFL Live ●SportsCenter Report Football Around Pardon Varied ESPN ●SportsCenter Varied Programs First Take Varied Programs Numbers Le Batard Jim Rome ●SportsNation Varied Programs ESPN2 ●ESPN First Take Gilmore Girls Still Stand Still Stnd Grounded Grounded My Wife My Wife 8, Rules 8, Rules ’70s Show ’70s Show ’70s Show ’70s Show Movie Varied Programs FAM The 700 Club Good Eats Guy’s, Bite Paula Home Contessa Giada Secrets Dinners Cooking 30-Minute Contessa Giada Cooking Cooking Diners Diners Varied FOOD Varied Programs Varied Programs Patrick Varied Programs FOXSS ●The Dan Patrick Show Movie Movie Varied Programs Movie Varied Programs How I Met Two Men Two Men FX M ››› “The Desert Fox” (1951) James Mason. ››› “The Kremlin Letter” (1970) Å ››› “The Quiller Memorandum” (1966) Å ››› “The Incident” (1967) Tony Musante. Å ›› “Where the Sidewalk Ends” T ›› “China Girl” (1942, War) Å ›› “Alaska Passage” (1959) ›› “Hurricane” (1974, Drama) Å › “The House on Skull Mountain” ››› “The Boston Strangler” (1968) Å “The St. Valentine’s Day Massacre” ››› “Broken Lance” (1954) Spencer Tracy. ›› “The Little Shepherd of Kingdom Come” ›› “100 Rifles” (1969) Jim Brown. Å ›› “Popeye Doyle” (1986) Å FXM W ›› “White Feather” (1955) Robert Wagner. Å TH ›› “Chad Hanna” Å ››› “Crash Dive” (1943) Tyrone Power. Å ››› “House of Strangers” (1949, Drama) Å ››› “The Seven-Ups” (1974) Roy Scheider. ›› “Emperor of the North” (1973) Lee Marvin.

The Edge F ››› “Prince of Foxes” (1949) Tyrone Power. ›› “The Reward” (1965) Max von Sydow. ››› “Dirty Mary, Crazy Larry” (1974, Action) ›› “The Last American Hero” (1973, Action) ››› “The Boston Strangler” (1968) Pyramid Match Gm. Match Gm. Lingo Lingo Deal or No Deal Catch 21 Deal-Deal Whammy! Chain Rctn Fam. Feud Fam. Feud Deal or No Deal Newlywed Baggage Varied GSN Sharks Emeril Hungry Pets Martha Stewart Show Martha Stewart Show The Waltons Movie Movie HALL Martha Stewart Show Emeril Designed House Hunters Varied Programs Hunters H&G Varied Programs M Stan Lee’s Stan Lee’s Stan Lee’s Stan Lee’s Stan Lee’s Stan Lee’s Stan Lee’s Stan Lee’s Stan Lee’s Stan Lee’s T Third Reich A look at the rise of Nazi Germany.

Third Reich The downfall of the Third Reich.

The Lost Pyramid Ancient Egyptian pyramids.

Third Reich A look at the rise of Nazi Germany.

Third Reich “The Fall” Å Ancient Aliens Å Ancient Aliens Å Ancient Aliens Å Brad Meltzer’s Dec. Brad Meltzer’s Dec. Brad Meltzer’s Dec. Ancient Aliens Å Ancient Aliens Å Aliens HIST W Brad Meltzer’s Dec. TH Swamp People Å Swamp People Å Swamp People Å Swamp People Å Swamp People Å Swamp People Å Swamp People Å Swamp People Å Swamp People Å Swamp F Clash of the Gods Clash of the Gods Hairy Bike Hairy Bike American American Clash of the Gods Clash of the Gods Clash of the Gods Clash of the Gods Hairy Bike Hairy Bike American Chris Chris Chris Desperate Housewives Grey’s Anatomy Grey’s Anatomy How I Met How I Met Reba Reba Unsolved Mysteries Mysteries LIFE Will/Grace Will/Grace Chris MILIT Varied Programs ’70s Show ’70s Show ’70s Show ’70s Show Friendzone MTV Varied Programs Alaska State Troopers Varied Programs Witch Doctor Troopers NGEO Varied Programs Dora...

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Time Warp Time Warp Head Rush How Do It? How Do How/Made How/Made Varied SCIENCE Varied Programs The O.C. One Tree Hill One Tree Hill One Tree Hill Beverly Hills, 90210 Beverly Hills, 90210 Brothers & Sisters Brothers & Sisters The Young SOAP Young & Restless ●Monster Jam ●NASCAR Race Hub ●Pass Time Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Varied Programs Barrett Varied SPEED Varied Programs Varied CSI: Crime Scene CSI: Crime Scene CSI: Crime Scene CSI: Crime Scene Varied Programs SPIKE CSI: NY Varied Programs SPSO Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Football Movie Varied Programs Movie Varied Programs Movie Varied Programs Movie Varied SYFY Movie Behind Varied J. Robison M. Hickey The 700 Club J. Hagee Varied Praise the Lord Varied TBN R. Parsley Your Day Copeland Varied Programs Browns Payne Jim Yes, Dear Yes, Dear Amer. Dad Earl Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond Friends Friends Friends Friends King King Seinfeld TBS Browns M Bless Evnt “The King’s Vacation” ›› “Varsity Show” (1937) ›› “You Can’t Run Away From It” (1956) Å ››› “The Glass Key” (1942) Å ››› “I Married a Witch” (1942) “Smash-Up: The Story of a Woman” T ›› “The Story of Mankind” (1957) Hedy Lamarr ›› “The Story of Seabiscuit” (1949) Å ››› “The Story of G.I. Joe” (1945, War) ››› “The Story of Vernon & Irene Castle” ››› “The Story of Will Rogers” ››› “A Slight Case of Murder” ›› “Keep Your Powder Dry” (1945, Drama) Å “Abbott-Captain Kidd” ››› “The Milky Way” (1936) Harold Lloyd. ›› “Onionhead” (1958) Felicia Farr TCM W “Clarence, the Cross-Eyed Lion” TH ›››› “Giant” (1956) ›› “Ice Station Zebra” (1968) Rock Hudson, Ernest Borgnine. Å ››› “Something of Value” (1957, Drama) Å ››› “Edge of the City” (1957) ›› “Band of Angels” (1957) Clark Gable. Å F Speed ›› “Navy Blue and Gold” (1937) ›› “Ice Follies of 1939” (1939) ››› “The Mortal Storm” (1940, Drama) Å ››› “Ziegfeld Girl” (1941) James Stewart. Å ››› “Malaya” (1950, War) Spencer Tracy. Å Say Yes Say Yes What Not to Wear Baby Story Baby Story Baby’s Multiples What Not to Wear Say Yes Say Yes Varied Programs Toddlers & Tiaras Varied TLC Varied Programs Supernatural Smallville Las Vegas Las Vegas The Closer Law & Order Law & Order Varied Programs TNT Supernatural Looney Tunes Scooby Scooby Garfield Dog Johnny T Sidekick Almost Adventure Regular Varied Gumball Johnny T Johnny T TOON Codename Codename Tom & Jerry Sanford Sanford Sanford Bonanza Bonanza Bonanza Van Dyke Van Dyke M*A*S*H M*A*S*H Married TVLND Van Dyke Van Dyke Van Dyke Van Dyke Sanford NCIS NCIS Varied USA Varied Programs Varied Programs Pop Up Pop Up Varied Programs Excused Excused Varied VH1 Jump Start CABLE NEWS Fast Money Halftime Power Lunch Street Signs Closing Bell Closing Bell-Bartiromo Fast Mny Varied Mad Money Report CNBC Squawk on the Street CNN Newsroom CNN Newsroom CNN Newsroom The Situation Room With Wolf Blitzer John King, USA OutFront CNN CNN Newsroom America Live Studio/Shepard Smith Your World W/ Cavuto The Five Special Report News FNC America’s Newsroom Happening Now MSNBC Live MSNBC News Live Andrea Mitchell News Nation Martin Bashir Dylan Ratigan Hardball Matthews PoliticsNation Hardball MSNBC Jansing and Co.

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FOX6 News at 9:00 PM FOX6 News at 9:30 PM FOX6 News at 10:00 PM America Now ’ Å Looking for Lincoln Myths surrounding Abraham Lin- Vietnam War Stories Vietnam War veterans. (N) ’ Å coln. ’ Å (DVS) Rock Center With Brian Williams (N) ’ Å Alabama’s 13 News at The Tonight Show With 10:00pm (N) Å Jay Leno (N) ’ Å Hart of Dixie “The Crush & the Crossbow” (N) ’ Seinfeld “The Rye” ’ 30 Rock “Reunion” Å The Andy Griffith Show The Andy Griffith Show 5 WTTO The Big Bang Theory ’ Gossip Girl Diana targets Serena. (N) ’ Å What a Deal Cheers ’ Å Cheers ’ Å TV24 News at Nine Rick & Bubba Å 8 WJXS The Lucy Show Å Wheel of Fortune “Secret Dancing With the Stars (N) ’ (Live) Å 20/20 “Gabby and Mark: Courage and Hope” (N) ’ Å ABC 33/40 News at 10PM Nightline (N) Å H WJSU Santa Sweepstakes” (N) Entertainment Tonight (N) How I Met Your Mother 2 Broke Girls “And the Two and a Half Men Alan Mike & Molly “Peggy Gets Hawaii Five-0 “Ike Maka” A physically altered body is CBS 42 News at 10 (N) Late Show With David J WIAT ’ Å “Tick Tick Tick” (N) ’ Really Petty Cash” (N) faces challenges. ’ a Job” (N) ’ Å discovered. (N) ’ Å Letterman (N) ’ Å Criminal Minds “No Way Out” A prolific serial killer.

Criminal Minds A wealthy couple’s murder. Å L WPXH ›› “Jumpin’ Jack Flash” (1986) Whoopi Goldberg. A British spy sends an SOS to a New York computer operator’s terminal. ’ Law & Order: Special Victims Unit “Misleader” ’ Law & Order: Special Victims Unit “Chat Room” Excused (N) ’ Å American Dad Å House of Payne House of Payne ¥ WABM Seinfeld “The Pothole” CABLE ENTERTAINMENT Local Programming Action News Nightbeat Local Programming ^ TV-2 Entertainment Tonight Hoarders Mike’s contracted a virus from hoarding.

Monster In-Laws (N) Monster In-Laws (N) Intervention A man violates his faith with alcohol.

A&E Hoarders “Lisa; Bertha” Hoarders A massive boardwalk memorabilia hoard. › “Lake Placid” (1999, ››› “Jurassic Park” (1993, Science Fiction) Sam Neill, Laura Dern, Jeff Goldblum. Cloned dinosaurs run amok at an island-jungle theme park. Å ›› “Jurassic Park III” (2001) Sam Neill. A search AMC Horror) Bill Pullman. Å party encounters new breeds of prehistoric terror.

Saved A woman battles drug addiction. ’ Fatal Attractions “200 Snakes in My Bedroom” ’ I Shouldn’t Be Alive “Chasm of Death” ’ Å Saved A woman battles drug addiction. ’ ANPL The Haunted ’ Å Top Gear Highlights from the season. (N) Å Top Gear Highlights from the season. (N) Å Top Gear The guys race from London to Edinburgh.

Top Gear Highlights from the season. Å BBC Top Gear Å ›› “Mo’ Money” (1992) Damon Wayans. Two con artists get caught up in a major credit card scam.

BET ›› “Phat Girlz” (2006, Comedy) Mo’Nique, Jimmy Jean-Louis, Godfrey. Two large women look for love. Å Psychic Kids Celebrity Nightmares Decoded Å Paranormal State Å Paranormal State Å Paranormal State Investigating apparition sightings. My Ghost Story Video tape of a chair being flipped.

BIO The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (N) The Headhuntress (N) What Happens Housewives/Atl. BRAVO Housewives/Atl. “Reel Love” (2011) LeAnn Rimes. A woman finds romance when she returns to her hometown. ’ Behind the Music: Miranda Lambert (N) ’ Å Invitation Only Blake Shelton performs his hits. (N) CMTV Extreme Makeover South Park “Goobacks” South Park “Raisins” It’s Always Sunny It’s Always Sunny It’s Always Sunny It’s Always Sunny Daily Show/Jon Stewart The Colbert Report Å COMEDY 30 Rock ’ Å American Chopper: Senior vs. Junior ’ Å American Chopper: Senior vs. Junior “Free Rick” American Guns (N) ’ Å American Chopper: Senior vs. Junior “Free Rick” DISC American Chopper Good Luck Charlie “Story Jessie A music producer “Beverly Hills Chihuahua 2” (2011, Comedy) Voices of Odette Yustman. PreJessie A music producer Shake It Up! “Heat It Up” Good Luck Charlie “Story Good Luck Charlie DISN Time” ’ Å spots Jessie singing. ’ miere. A litter turns Papi and Chloe’s lives upside down. ’ ‘G’ Å spots Jessie singing. ’ ’Å Time” ’ Å “Baby’s New Shoes” Å E! News (N) Sex and the City Å Sex and the City Å Sex and the City Å Sex and the City Å Kendra Kendra “Booking It” Chelsea Lately (N) E! News E! ●NFL Football Minnesota Vikings at Green Bay Packers. From Lambeau Field in Green Bay, Wis. (N) (Live) ●SportsCenter (N) Å ESPN Monday Night Countdown (N) (Live) Å ●College Basketball Live (N) (Live) Pardon the Interruption ●College Football Live ●Coach K’s Record Climb (N) ESPN2 ●SportsCenter (N) Å ››› “Matilda” (1996) Mara Wilson. A child uses her amazing abilities against uncaring adults.

The 700 Club Regent University president. (N) Å FAM ››› “Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix” (2007) Daniel Radcliffe.

Best Thing Ate Best Thing Ate Diners, Drive Diners, Drive Diners, Drive Diners, Drive Diners, Drive Diners, Drive FOOD Diners, Drive World Poker Tour: Season 9 After Party Jay Glazer Countdown Signing Day FOXSS ●College Football Washington at USC. (Taped) Two and a Half Men ’ › “Bride Wars” (2009, Comedy) Kate Hudson, Anne Hathaway. Weddings scheduled the same day turn best friends into enemies. › “Bride Wars” (2009, Comedy) Kate Hudson, Anne Hathaway.

FX ››› “Call Northside 777” (1948) James Stewart. A reporter tries to free an innocent man from prison. ››› “Call Northside 777” (1948) James Stewart. A reporter tries to free an innocent man from prison.

FXM Where-Sidewlk 1 vs. 100 ’ Å Who Wants to Be a Millionaire ’ Å Deal or No Deal ’ Å GSN Million Dollar Password Power of 10 ’ Å “Debbie Macomber’s “The Christmas Card” (2006, Romance) Ed Asner, John Newton, Alice Evans. A soldier falls for a woman who ›› “The Ultimate Gift” (2006, Drama) Drew Fuller, James Garner, Abigail Breslin. A young man makes a jourHALL Mrs. Miracle” (2009) wrote a well-wishing card. Å ney to claim his inheritance. Å Bored to Death (N) Å Enlightened “Sandy” (N) Boardwalk Empire Nucky solicits advice. ’ Å Enlightened “Sandy” ’ Bored to Death ’ Å HBO ›› “The Transporter” (2002, Action) Jason Statham. ’ ‘PG-13’ Å Love It or List It “The Challenger Family” Å House Hunters Å House Hunters Å House Hunters (N) Å House Hunters Å Hunters Int’l House Hunters Å H&G House Hunters Å Stan Lee’s Superhumans Pawn Stars 19th century Pawn Stars “Luck of the Pawn Stars Percussion Pawn Stars “Harrison for Pawn Stars A Harry Hou- Pawn Stars “Pedal to the Hairy Bikers The guys set Pawn Stars Pricing John HIST “Unbreakable” Å shotgun-cane. Å Draw” Å pistol from the 1830s.

President” Å dini straitjacket. Å Medal” Å out to hunt alligators.

Hancock’s signature.

Unsolved Mysteries Å › “The Ugly Truth” (2009) Katherine Heigl. A romantically challenged woman faces outrageous tests.

Unsolved Mysteries A motorcycle rider is shot.

LIFE Unsolved Mysteries ›› “Life as We Know It” (2010, Romance-Comedy) Katherine Heigl, Josh Duhamel. ’ ‘PG-13’ Å MAX ›››› “Dances With Wolves” (1990, Western) Kevin Costner. A Union officer befriends the Lakota. ’ ‘PG-13’ Å ›› “Windtalkers” (2002, War) Nicolas Cage, Adam Beach. A Marine protects a Navajo code transmitter in World War II. ’ Å Heroes of World War II ›› “Windtalkers” (2002) Nicolas Cage. ’ Å MILIT Weaponology ’ Å Ridiculousness ’ Ridiculousness ’ Ridiculousness ’ Ridiculousness ’ Ridiculousness (N) ’ Cuff’d (N) ’ Death Valley (N) ’ Ridiculousness ’ MTV Friendzone ’ CIA Confidential “9/11 Mastermind” When Aliens Attack Fighting back in case of an attack.

CIA Confidential “9/11 Mastermind” NGEO Alaska State Troopers SpongeBob SquarePants SpongeBob SquarePants Friends ’ Å Friends ’ Å George Lopez ’ Å George Lopez ’ Å George Lopez ’ Å George Lopez ’ Å NICK Victorious ’ Å How It’s Made ’ Å How It’s Made ’ Å Life Before Birth ’ Å How It’s Made ’ Å How It’s Made ’ Å How It’s Made ’ Å How It’s Made ’ Å SCIENCE How It’s Made ’ Å Dexter “Nebraska” (iTV) ’ Å Homeland (iTV) Mike and Jessica face the fallout.

Dexter “Nebraska” (iTV) ’ Å SHOW ›› “Peep World” (2010, Comedy) Michael C. Hall. iTV. ’ ‘R’ Å Days of our Lives ’ Å One Life to Live ’ Å General Hospital ’ Å The Young and the Restless ’ Å SOAP Young & Restless ●Monster Jam ●Monster Jam Pass Time Pass Time Pimp My Ride Pimp My Ride SPEED Pass Time 1,000 Ways to Die ’ 1,000 Ways to Die ’ 1,000 Ways to Die ’ 1,000 Ways to Die ’ 1,000 Ways to Die (N) ’ 1,000 Ways to Die ’ 1,000 Ways to Die ’ Flip Men “Flood House” SPIKE 1,000 Ways to Die ’ The Steve Spurrier Show Future Phenoms Women’s College Basketball SPSO ●College Football Navy at Southern Methodist.

Scare Tactics ’ Å Scare Tactics ’ Å Scare Tactics (N) Å Scare Tactics ’ Å Scare Tactics ’ Å Scare Tactics ’ Å Urban Legends (N) Å Urban Legends ’ Å SYFY › Primeval (2007) Å Behind the Scenes Å Mark Chironna Å Kingdom Connection Jesse Duplantis Å Praise the Lord (N) (Live) Å TBN The Potter’s Touch Family Guy ’ Å Family Guy ’ Å Family Guy ’ Å Family Guy ’ Å Family Guy ’ Å Conan (N) TBS Seinfeld “The Stranded” Family Guy ’ Å ››› “Smash-Up: The ›››› “The Blue Angel” (1930, Drama) Emil Jannings, Marlene Dietrich, Hans Albers. A prudish professor’s ››› “Shanghai Express” (1932, Drama) Marlene Dietrich, Clive Brook, Anna ›› “She” (1965, Fantasy) TCM Story of a Woman” Å lust for a German cabaret singer ruins him.

May Wong. A group of train passengers encounters Chinese rebels. Å Ursula Andress.

Cake Boss ’ Å Lottery Changed My Life (N) ’ Å Cake Boss (N) ’ Å Cake Boss ’ Å Cake Boss ’ Å Cake Boss ’ Å TLC All-American Muslim ’ Cake Boss ’ Å Law & Order The detec- Law & Order “Payback” Mob informant is murdered. ’ Law & Order “Release” Chris Drake finds his friend The Closer “Star Turn” The Baylor family offers to set- Southland “Code 4” Joe gives Ben several tips. ’ Å TNT tives search for a baby. Å (DVS) dead. ’ Å (DVS) tle. Å Adventure Time MAD (N) King of the Hill ’ Å King of the Hill ’ Å American Dad ’ Å American Dad ’ Å Family Guy ’ Å Family Guy ’ Å TOON World of Gumball Everybody-Raymond Everybody-Raymond Everybody-Raymond The King of Queens ’ The King of Queens ’ TVLND Married... With Children Married... With Children Married... With Children Everybody-Raymond ●WWE Monday Night RAW (N) ’ (Live) Å ›› “Next Friday” (2000, Comedy) Ice Cube. Å USA NCIS “Grace Period” ’ Love & Hip Hop Chrissy still does not have a ring.

Basketball Wives LA ’ Love & Hip Hop Chrissy still does not have a ring.

VH1 Basketball Wives LA ’ Basketball Wives LA (N) ’ CABLE NEWS Sprawling From Grace: The Consequences of Sub. American Greed “Stephen Trantel” Mad Money CNBC The Kudlow Report (N) Billions Behind Bars: Inside America’s Piers Morgan Tonight (N) Anderson Cooper 360 Å Erin Burnett OutFront CNN Erin Burnett OutFront (N) Anderson Cooper 360 (N) Å Politics & Public Policy Today CSPAN House of Reps.

The Communicators Tonight From Washington Capital News Today CSPAN2 U.S. Senate Coverage The O’Reilly Factor (N) Å Hannity (N) On the Record With Greta Van Susteren (N) Å The O’Reilly Factor Å FNC FOX Report The Rachel Maddow Show (N) The Last Word With Lawrence O’Donnell (N) The Ed Show MSNBC Hardball Chris Matthews The Ed Show (N)

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BROADCAST CHANNELS Glee “Mash-Off” Sue’s campaign goes negative. (N) New Girl “Thanksgiving” Raising Hope (N) Å FOX6 News at 9:00 PM FOX6 News at 9:30 PM FOX6 News at 10:00 PM America Now ’ Å & WBRC Inside Edition (N) Å PBS NewsHour (N) ’ Å Secrets of the Dead “Churchill’s Deadly Decision” Nazi Hunt: Elusive Justice Identifying Nazi fugitives. (N) ’ (PA) Å Secrets of the Dead “Escape From Auschwitz” Escape _ WCIQ French fleet is destroyed. ’ Å (DVS) from death camp. ’ Å (DVS) Access Hollywood ’ Å The Biggest Loser The players compete in a pentathlon. (N) ’ Å Parenthood “Sore Loser” Crosby and Adam celebrate Alabama’s 13 News at The Tonight Show With ` WVTM a new client. (N) ’ Å 10:00pm (N) Å Jay Leno (N) ’ Å Ringer Henry bonds with Olivia. (N) ’ Å Seinfeld “The Seven” ’ 30 Rock ’ Å The Andy Griffith Show The Andy Griffith Show 5 WTTO The Big Bang Theory ’ 90210 Liam’s modeling career accelerates. (N) Å In. Gamecock Most Wanted The Andy Griffith Show Cheers ’ Å TV24 News at Nine Rick & Bubba Å 8 WJXS ●Gamecock Huddle Wheel of Fortune “Secret Last Man Standing “Home Man Up! Will buys his son Dancing With the Stars (N) ’ (Live) Å Body of Proof “Love Bites” A woman’s body is pulled ABC 33/40 News at 10PM Nightline (N) Å H WJSU Santa Sweepstakes” Security” (N) ’ a cell phone. (N) ’ from a river. (N) ’ Å (N) Entertainment Tonight (N) NCIS “Engaged, Part 2” Searching for a missing Ma- NCIS: Los Angeles “Betrayal” Sam disappears during Unforgettable “Golden Bird” A teenager is murdered. CBS 42 News at 10 (N) Late Show With David J WIAT ’ Å rine. (N) ’ (Part 2 of 2) Å (DVS) a mission. (N) ’ Å (DVS) (N) ’ Å Letterman (N) ’ Å Criminal Minds The team travels to North Carolina.

Criminal Minds A suspected human trafficking ring.

Flashpoint The team deals with a member’s secret.

Flashpoint A plan to take down a crime boss fails.

L WPXH Criminal Minds ’ Cold Case A current case links to a cold case. ’ Cold Case A woman killed in front of her son. Å Excused (N) ’ Å American Dad ’ Å House of Payne House of Payne ¥ WABM Seinfeld ’ Å CABLE ENTERTAINMENT Local Programming Action News Nightbeat Local Programming ^ TV-2 Entertainment Tonight Storage Wars Å Storage Wars Å Storage Wars Å Storage Wars Å Storage Wars (N) Å Storage Wars (N) Storage Wars Å Storage Wars Å A&E Storage Wars Å “Master and Comman››› “Jurassic Park” (1993, Science Fiction) Sam Neill, Laura Dern, Jeff Goldblum. Cloned dinosaurs run amok at an island-jungle theme park. Å ›› “Jurassic Park III” (2001) Sam Neill. A search AMC der: The Far Side” party encounters new breeds of prehistoric terror.

Planet Earth “Pole to Pole” ’ Å Planet Earth “Ice Worlds” ’ Å The Blue Planet: Seas of Life “Frozen Seas” Å ANPL I, Predator “Killer Whale” The Blue Planet: Seas of Life “Frozen Seas” Å 24 Hours in the ER Two people are injured. (N) Kitchen Nightmares An Islip, N.Y., restaurant. Å Kitchen Nightmares “Cafe 36” Lack of clientele. ’ BBC Kitchen Nightmares ’ Kitchen Nightmares “Lela’s” ’ Å Reed Between the Lines Reed Between the Lines Reed Between the Lines Reed Between the Lines BET ››› “Love & Basketball” (2000) Sanaa Lathan, Omar Epps. A passion for the game leads to love for two best friends. Å I Survived Å Inside Story: Ferris Buehller’s Day Off A teen age coming-of-age comedy. (N) Å Inside Story: Ferris Buehller’s Day Off A teen age coming-of-age comedy. Å BIO The Real Housewives of Atlanta The Millionaire Matchmaker ’ Mad Fashion (N) Fashion Hunters (N) The Millionaire Matchmaker ’ BRAVO Real Housewives Top Secret Recipe “Dippin’ Dots” ’ Å Top Secret Recipe “Outback Steakhouse” ’ Å Top Secret Recipe “Domino’s Pizza” ’ Å Trick My What? Trick anything with an engine in it.

CMTV Extreme Makeover Workaholics Å Tosh.0 Å Tosh.0 Å Tosh.0 Å Tosh.0 (N) Å Workaholics “Man Up” Daily Show/Jon Stewart The Colbert Report Å COMEDY 30 Rock “College” Å Auction Kings ’ Å Auction Kings ’ Å Auction Kings: Top 10 Oddest Items (N) ’ Å American Guns ’ Å Auction Kings: Top 10 Oddest Items ’ Å DISC Dirty Jobs ’ Å A.N.T. Farm “ignorANTs is Shake It Up! Deuce deliv- ››› “Bolt” (2008, Comedy) Voices of John Travolta, Miley Cyrus. Animated. A Good Luck Charlie “Story Shake It Up! “Break It Up” Shake It Up! Deuce deliv- Good Luck Charlie DISN bliss” ’ Å ers pizza to CeCe’s idol. delusional TV dog winds up in New York. ’ ‘PG’ Å Time” ’ Å Lake Whitehead. ’ ers pizza to CeCe’s idol. “Something’s Fishy” ’ E! News (N) Sex and the City Å Sex and the City Å Dirty Soap The group goes camping.

The E! True Hollywood Story “Casey Anthony” ’ Chelsea Lately (N) E! News E! ●College Basketball State Farm Champions Classic -- Kansas vs. Kentucky. From New York. (N) (Live) ●SportsCenter (N) Å ESPN College Basketball State Farm Champions Classic -- Duke vs. Michigan State. ●College Basketball Florida at Ohio State. (N) (Live) ●College Basketball CBE Classic -- Austin Peay State at California. (N) (Live) ESPN2 Wm. Basketball ›› “Annie” (1982, Musical Comedy) Aileen Quinn, Albert Finney, Carol Burnett. Daddy Warbucks protects little orphan Annie in 1930s New York.

The 700 Club An encounter with Christ. (N) Å FAM ››› Matilda (1996) Cupcake Wars “World Series of Poker” Chopped “Turbot Power” Chopped Thanksgiving competition; maple syrup.

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Grammer rules supreme on Starz drama ‘Boss’

By Frazier Moore Associated Press

NEW YORK — It goes without saying, Kelsey Grammer had a spectacular run as pompous but goodhearted Dr. Frasier Crane, scoring critical and popular success in a sitcom role whose duration is matched in TV annals only

by James Arness as Marshall Matt Dillon on Gunsmoke a generation earlier.

But radio shrink Frasier, along with Grammer’s many other roles in a four-decade career (including Macbeth and a repressed gay dad in the Broadway musical La Cage aux Folles) are merely a prelude to Tom Kane, the fiercely charismatic and flawed mayor of Chicago he embodies on the Starz drama Boss.

As Kane, Grammer has retired Frasier’s arch, prissy style with no trace left behind. He has transformed himself into a figure of dominance, defiance and endangerment — Kane’s long reign is imperiled by a degenerative brain disease that looms as a more formidable threat than any political foe.

It’s a positively Shakespearean premise, says Grammer, who drew inspiration for it from the tragedy King Lear, whose hero he calls a “launching pad” for Kane.

“Here’s a power guy, now failing, who wants to preserve his legacy,” Grammer says. “But how is he going to dispose of his kingdom and leave his mark on it?”

Grammer must play this character on several levels. As Kane confronts his impending frailty and doom, he must continue to pose as an indomitable force — and as an upright leader, even though behind the scenes he operates with means-justify-theends ruthlessness.

“He will have a nuanced descent into what will finally be his demise,” says Grammer, making clear neither Kane nor the audience can expect a happy reprieve. “To me, the show is about the fight on the way down.”

Fans of Boss are guaranteed the fight will go on for at least a

candidate pitted against the encrusted incumbent. And with relish he pursues his mission to expand Chicago O’Hare International Airport, running roughshod over the many opponents of this huge, disruptive project.

But Kane is faltering. At a meeting on Friday’s episode, he denies the request of a political favor-seeker — at least, that’s how Kane (and the viewer) experience the scene. But a bit later, he plays back video of the exchange, which he covertly recorded on his laptop — and to his horror, he sees himself actually granting, not rejecting, the man’s request. How long can he cover up his growing infirmity?

Now 56, Grammer for two decades played a character who lived a happy life and whose problems were mostly of his own making and fixable, albeit fated to be comically repeated week after week.

The crises faced by Kane are Starz Media/Associated Press instead high drama, and, in their intensity, echo the past turmoil in Kelsey Grammer portrays Chicago Mayor Tom Kane on the Starz original series ‘Boss.’

Grammer’s life — including the rape and murder of his younger sister; the deaths of his twin halfsecond season: The series was brothers in a scuba-diving accirenewed by Starz even before its dent; his past substance abuse; first season began. And Grama continuing messy custody mer is confident of many more: “Maybe six seasons. Five, for sure.”

— Kelsey Grammer, star of ‘Boss’ battle for his two children with Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Boss, which airs its fourth epistar Camille Grammer, whom he sode Friday at 9 p.m., also stars divorced shortly before marrying Martin Donovan, Connie Nielsen, Kayte Walsh, wife no. 4, in FebruWhen asked if it’s been hard went on easier. He just seemed Kathleen Robertson, Hannah ary. for a sitcom star to shift gears to to fit. I just show up for work and Ware, Troy Garity and Jeff HephAsked if he summons his own his first dramatic series, Grammer try to be that guy who is going ner. glowingly declares Tom Kane “the through a lot more than most peo- personal pain to portray a hauntIt is filmed on location in Chied character like Kane, Grammer cago, which lends it extra authen- easier thing I’ve ever done.” Then, ple ever go through at one time, replies, “It just comes along for and it’s a great ride to take. He’s ticity. And though the first season as a ready point of contrast, he the ride. I don’t ever try to force points to the character of Frasier, the kind of a person that we’d all of eight episodes — shot from “which was artifice, high artifice, imagine it would be fun to be: His the size of the character into the April through July — skirted the city’s defining frigid winter, Gram- and a calculated, much more cun- obvious pleasure in what he does size of my life. I think it diminishes the character. is fun to play.” mer says production will start ear- ning kind of performance. You “But the luxury of having had to always maintain your third Never fear, Kane revels in the lier next season: “We’re going to life experiences like I’ve had go for the snow to get some added eye, and know what’s working for rough-and-tumble gamesman— though ‘luxury’ is a funny word the audience. ship of his job. harshness,” he says with gusto. for it — is that the other stuff will “Playing Tom Kane, I don’t How he charms his constituGrammer developed the series think of any of that stuff. I just ents! He stokes civic pride among come bubbling up. Things that are with its creator, Farhad Safinia them with a self-serving challenge a part of my own life, and my own (Apocalypto), with whom he is an think about who is he, how does recollections of it, come through. he feel in this moment, and how to name another city that takes executive producer — a title, he It lives in me, so it lives in the would that make me feel. That’s it. better care of its citizens. jokes during a recent interview, character.”

“Frasier became a second skin Meanwhile, he is a dirty trickthat mostly entitles him to say, And it helps clinch his status as because I played him so long,” ster manipulating the governor’s “Why don’t we quit now? It’s geta boss.

Grammer goes on. “But Tom Kane race with his own hand-picked ting a little late.”

“To me, the show is about the fight on the way down.”

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‘View’ co-host Sherri Shepherd once played on ‘Raymond’

By Rich Heldenfels Akron Beacon Journal

Q: Is Sherri Shepherd from The View the one who played the policewoman on Everybody Loves Raymond?

A: Yes. She appeared in nine episodes of the sitcom.

Q: I can’t remember the name of a weekly romantic comedy this past spring or summer TV season that featured vignettes all related to one another through some interesting consequence and/or character. I think it had “Love” in the title, but not sure. It was well written, fast paced, and entertaining. The main character was a young, blonde chef in a southern California restaurant. She starts off pregnant with her sister’s baby. I want to watch for it again, but can’t recall the name of it or any of the actors, many of whom are well known in movies and other television series.

Can you help? And will it return in the spring?

A: You are remembering Love Bites, an NBC series that aired for eight episodes in June and July, and that

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‘The View’ co-host Sherri Shepherd is seen behind the scenes filming the ‘Powerful Moments of Truth Campaign’ for Oral-BÆ in New York. Shepherd previously played a policewoman on ‘Everybody Loves Raymond.’ will not be back. You can find the eight episodes on Hulu.com.

Q: I noticed a lot of similarities in a recent Criminal Minds to the “Fatal Vision” story with Dr. Jeffrey MacDonald.

Can a story like this be at the back of the writers’ minds when they create a “new” story?

A: Yes. Writers for print and screen often draw on real-life stories for inspira-

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tion, sometimes dramatizing an actual case but often taking the facts and building a new story with them.

Law & Order, for example, was quite open about its “ripped from the headlines” system of using highprofile events as the basis for its fictional cases.

Q: I am trying to find a recording called “The Bonaparte’s Retreat.” I do not know the artist’s name. I don’t think it is Glen Campbell. It is a country-and-western song, and the instruments are just beautiful.

A: Campbell did in fact record the tune (which did not have “the” in the title), as did Willie Nelson and others. But if you are looking for the original version, you need to check the recordings by Pee Wee King, who wrote the song.

A prolific songwriter and musician, King’s credits also include “Tennessee Waltz,” “Slow Poke” and “You Belong to Me.” And

the man born Julius Frank Anthony Kuczynski started out playing polkas. He later appeared in Western movies, including with Gene Autry, and in the ‘50s hosted his own TV show.

He died in 2000. There are several collections of his work on CD. Q: I read your item the other day about Deanna Durbin. I have always liked her and I have some of her videos and CDs. There was one movie that I saw her in years and years ago, which she sang “Always.” I can’t remember the movie’s name, but it seems to me that she played a dramatic role.

A: Durbin performed that Irving Berlin standard in the 1944 movie Christmas Holiday, a crime drama based on a Somerset Maugham novel. It also starred Gene Kelly.

Q: I would like to buy the movie The Quiet Man with John Wayne and Maureen O’Hara. How do I find it?

A: I can see why you would want to own this classic. It is among my favorite movies and won two Oscars, for best color cinematography (Winston C. Hoch and Archie Stout) and best director (John Ford). That was Ford’s fourth and final award in that category. The movie has been released on DVD more than once. Your local video retailer should either have it in stock or be able to order it for you. If for some reason that’s not possible, it is for sale from online retailers including Amazon. com and Moviesunlimited. com.

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Wrong” (1933) Å Secretly Pregnant “Richanne & Paola” ’ Å Extreme Couponing (N) Extreme Couponing ’ Secretly Pregnant “Richanne & Paola” ’ Å TLC Extreme Couponing ’ Hoarding: Buried Alive “Overtaken by Puppets” ’ Law & Order A body is The Mentalist “The Blood on His Hands” Cult leader The Mentalist “Red Carpet Treatment” Investigating a ››› “Twister” (1996, Action) Helen Hunt, Bill Paxton, Cary Elwes. Storm chasers race to test a new tornadoTNT found stashed in a hotel. has information on Red John. ’ Å convict’s murder. ’ Å monitoring device. Å Hole in the Wall (N) ’ MAD King of the Hill ’ Å King of the Hill ’ Å American Dad ’ Å American Dad Å Family Guy ’ Å Family Guy ’ Å TOON Lego Star Wars Everybody-Raymond Hot in Cleveland Hot in Cleveland The King of Queens ’ The King of Queens ’ TVLND Married... With Children Married... With Children Married... With Children Everybody-Raymond NCIS “Ignition” A Navy pilot is found dead. Å NCIS Gibbs interrogates an accused murderer. ’ Psych Shawn and Gus go undercover. (N) Å Burn Notice The brother of a victim. Å USA NCIS: Los Angeles Å Love & Hip Hop Chrissy still does not have a ring.

40 Most Shocking Hip Hop Moments ’ VH1 Tough Love: The Wards ›› “Johnson Family Vacation” (2004, Comedy) Cedric the Entertainer, Vanessa L. Williams. ’ CABLE NEWS 60 Minutes on CNBC Disposing of coal waste.

American Greed “Tri Energy” Mad Money CNBC The Kudlow Report (N) Best Jobs Ever Victoria’s Secret photographer.

Piers Morgan Tonight (N) Anderson Cooper 360 Å Erin Burnett OutFront CNN Erin Burnett OutFront (N) Anderson Cooper 360 (N) Å Capitol Hill Hearings CSPAN House of Reps.

Tonight From Washington Capital News Today CSPAN2 U.S. Senate Coverage The O’Reilly Factor (N) Å Hannity (N) On the Record With Greta Van Susteren (N) Å The O’Reilly Factor Å FNC FOX Report The Rachel Maddow Show (N) The Last Word With Lawrence O’Donnell (N) The Ed Show MSNBC Hardball Chris Matthews The Ed Show (N)

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Sunny King Auto Show In. Gamecock Cheers ’ Å Cheers ’ Å TV24 News at Nine Rick & Bubba Å 8 WJXS John Grass Show Wheel of Fortune “Secret 20/20 “Regis Philbin: The Morning Maestro With Katie Private Practice “Who We Are; The Breaking Point” Staging an intervention for Amelia. (N) ’ Å ABC 33/40 News at 10PM Nightline (N) Å H WJSU Santa Sweepstakes” Couric” (N) ’ Å (N) Entertainment Tonight (N) The Big Bang Theory (N) Rules of Engagement Person of Interest “Foe” A POI connected to espiThe Mentalist “Pink Tops” The team looks for a cop CBS 42 News at 10 (N) Late Show With David J WIAT ’ Å ’Å “Shy Dial” (N) ’ Å onage circles. (N) ’ Å killer. (N) ’ Å Letterman ’ Å Criminal Minds “Doubt” ’ Å Criminal Minds Three of the team are missing. ’ Criminal Minds Murderous psychiatrist. ’ Å Criminal Minds “Children of the Dark” ’ Å L WPXH Monk ’ Å Without a Trace A TV weatherman disappears. ’ Without a Trace Team seeks missing man. ’ Å Excused (N) ’ Å American Dad ’ Å House of Payne House of Payne ¥ WABM Seinfeld ’ Å CABLE ENTERTAINMENT Local Programming Action News Nightbeat Local Programming ^ TV-2 Entertainment Tonight The First 48 Murder victims have matching tattoos.

The First 48 A gang founder is shot in a drive-by.

The First 48 A drug deal turns deadly. Å The First 48 Detectives respond to two homicides.

A&E The First 48 Å ››› “Jurassic Park” ››› “Enter the Dragon” (1973, Adventure) Bruce Lee, John Saxon, Jim Kelly. A kung fu expert is sent to infiltrate an island fortress. Å ››› “Enter the Dragon” (1973, Adventure) Bruce Lee, John Saxon, Jim Kelly. A AMC (1993) Sam Neill. Å kung fu expert is sent to infiltrate an island fortress. Å Skunk Whisperer Call of the Wildman ’ Call of the Wildman ’ Swamp Wars “Gator Lockdown” ’ Call of the Wildman ’ Call of the Wildman ’ ANPL Untamed and Uncut ’ Skunk Whisperer Top Gear Cabbies for the evening. Å Top Gear Second-hand bargains. Å ››› “V for Vendetta” (2006, Action) Natalie Portman. A vigilante fights a fascist government. Å BBC Top Gear Å “Dirty Laundry” (2006) Rockmond Dunbar, Loretta Devine. A closeted gay man learns that he has a 10-year-old son. Å BET 106 & Park: Top 10 Live Reed Between the Lines Reed Between the Lines The Game ’ Å I Survived Å Inside Story: Animal House Celebrating the 30th anniversary. Å Inside Story: Animal House Celebrating the 30th anniversary. Å BIO The Real Housewives of Atlanta The Millionaire Matchmaker ’ The Real Housewives of Atlanta The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills BRAVO Top Chef: Texas Top Secret Recipe “Dippin’ Dots” ’ Å Top Secret Recipe “Mrs. Fields” (N) ’ Å Trick My What? Trick anything with an engine in it.

Top Secret Recipe “Mrs. Fields” ’ Å CMTV Extreme Makeover Futurama (Part 1 of 4) Futurama (Part 2 of 4) Futurama (Part 3 of 4) Futurama (Part 4 of 4) South Park Å Tosh.0 Å Daily Show/Jon Stewart The Colbert Report (N) COMEDY 30 Rock ’ Å American Chopper: Senior vs. Junior “Free Rick” Gold Rush The Hoffman crew seeks a new claim.

Flying Wild Alaska “Arctic Winds” ’ Å Gold Rush The Hoffman crew seeks a new claim.

DISC American Chopper Jessie Zuri plans a tea Good Luck Charlie Family “Geek Charming” (2011, Comedy) Sarah Hyland, Matt Prokop, Sasha Pieterse. A teen films a documentary Jessie Zuri plans a tea Good Luck Charlie Family Good Luck Charlie “Alley DISN party. ’ Å secrets are revealed. about a popular high-school student. ’ ‘NR’ Å party. ’ Å secrets are revealed.

Oops” ’ Å E! News (N) Sex and the City Å Sex and the City Å › “A Night at the Roxbury” (1998) Will Ferrell. Two hapless brothers try to open up their own nightclub.

Chelsea Lately (N) E! News E! ●College Football North Carolina at Virginia Tech. (N) (Live) ●SportsCenter (N) (Live) Å ESPN Audibles (N) (Live) ●College Basketball 2K Sports Classic -- Arizona vs. St. John’s. Second semifinal, from New York. (N) (Live) ●MMA Live (N) ESPN2 College Basketball 2K Sports Classic -- Mississippi State vs. Texas A&M. (N) ›› “Overboard” (1987, Comedy) Goldie Hawn, Kurt Russell. An amnesiac millionairess is duped by a cunning carpenter.

The 700 Club “Chris & Cindy Beall; Lee Stanley” FAM ›› “Cheaper by the Dozen” (2003) Steve Martin.

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Chef Hunter Chefs compete for Executive Chef. (N) Chef Hunter “Border Grill” FOOD Chopped ●SEC Gridiron Live ●The New College Football Show ●SEC Gridiron Live College Football Preview ●ACC All-Access FOXSS Cllege Football How I Met Your Mother Two and a Half Men ’ Two and a Half Men ’ Two and a Half Men ’ Two and a Half Men ’ It’s Always Sunny The League It’s Always Sunny The League FX ›› “Predator 2” (1990) Danny Glover. Police officers lock horns with a bloodthirsty alien. Å ›› “The Name of the Rose” (1986, Mystery) Å FXM ›› “The Edge” (1997, Adventure) Anthony Hopkins, Alec Baldwin. Å Deal or No Deal ’ Å Deal or No Deal ’ Å Deal or No Deal ’ Å Deal or No Deal ’ Å GSN Deal or No Deal ’ Å “Farewell Mr. Kringle” “Mistletoe Over Manhattan” (2011, Drama) Tricia Helfer, Greg Bryk, Tedde Moore. The wife of Santa Claus ›› “A Season for Miracles” (1999, Drama) Carla Gugino, David Conrad, Laura Dern. A woman gives her HALL (2010) Christine Taylor. tries to help a divorcing couple. Å jailed sister’s children a real Christmas. Å ›› “Due Date” (2010, Comedy) Robert Downey Jr. ’ ‘R’ Å Tower Heist: First Look Bored to Death ’ Å Hung ’ Å Cathouse: The Series ’ Katie Morgan’s Sex Tips HBO ›› Knight and Day ’ My First Place Å My First Place Å House Hunters (N) Å Hunters Int’l Selling L.A. (N) Å Selling New York (N) House Hunters Å Hunters Int’l H&G House Hunters Å Swamp People “Final Swamp People “The Last Battle” Troy faces the “Loch Swampsgiving A look at Thanksgiving in the swamp. Big Shrimpin’ “No Rest ’Til Texas” The Texas Open in Big Shrimpin’ “No Rest ’Til Texas” The Texas Open in HIST Countdown” Å Ness Monster.” Å (N) Å the Gulf of Mexico. Å the Gulf of Mexico. Å Unsolved Mysteries Å Project Accessory Eva surprises the designers.

Project Accessory “It’s in the Bag” (N) Å Project Accessory “It’s in the Bag” Å LIFE Unsolved Mysteries › “D.O.A.: Dead or Alive” (2006, Action) Devon Aoki. ’ ‘PG-13’ Å ›› “Bound” (1996) Jennifer Tilly. An ex-con and her sultry neighbor plan to rip off the mob. ’ ‘R’ Å MAX ››› “Thelma & Louise” (1991) Susan Sarandon.

Unsolved History “Killing Hitler” ’ Å Secrets of World War II “Adolf Hitler’s Last Days” Hitler’s Bodyguard “The Bunker Plot” ’ Å Unsolved History “Killing Hitler” ’ Å MILIT Unsolved History Å The Real World ’ Å Good Vibes ’ Beavis and Butt-head ’ Beavis and Butt-head (N) Good Vibes (N) ’ Beavis and Butt-head ’ Good Vibes ’ MTV Friendzone ’ Gold Rush Ghost Ships (N) Psychic Gold Hunt (N) The Truth Behind: The Legend of King Arthur (N) Gold Rush Ghost Ships NGEO Alaska State Troopers SpongeBob SquarePants SpongeBob SquarePants Friends ’ Å Friends ’ Å George Lopez ’ Å George Lopez ’ Å George Lopez ’ Å George Lopez ’ Å NICK Victorious ’ Å How It’s Made ’ Å How It’s Made ’ Å How It’s Made (N) Å How It’s Made ’ Å Punkin Chunkin 2011 (N) How It’s Made ’ Å How It’s Made ’ Å How It’s Made ’ Å SCIENCE How It’s Made ’ Å “Saint Misbehavin’: The Wavy Gravy Movie” (2009) Wavy Gravy. ‘NR’ › “An Invisible Sign” (2010, Drama) Jessica Alba. iTV Premiere. ‘PG-13’ Gigolos (iTV) (N) Å Dave’s Old Porn (iTV) (N) SHOW How to Lose Days of our Lives ’ Å One Life to Live ’ Å General Hospital ’ Å The Young and the Restless ’ Å SOAP Young & Restless ●Ride of Honor Pimp My Ride Pimp My Ride Pumped (N) Pumped (N) Battle Xcross (N) Pimp My Ride Pimp My Ride SPEED Pass Time ●iMPACT Wrestling (N) ’ Å ●UFC 139 Countdown (N) ’ Jail ’ Å Jail ’ Å SPIKE Jail ’ Å ●College Football Marshall at Memphis. (N) (Live) ●ACC All-Access (N) SPSO ●C-USA No-Huddle ›› “Star Trek: Insurrection” (1998, Science Fiction) Patrick Stewart, Jonathan Frakes. Premiere. › “Red Planet” (2000, Science Fiction) Val Kilmer.

SYFY ››› “Starship Troopers” (1997) Casper Van Dien, Dina Meyer. Å Behind the Scenes Å Joel Osteen Å Joseph Prince Houston at Hillsong TV Praise the Lord (N) (Live) Å TBN The Potter’s Touch Family Guy ’ Å Family Guy ’ Å The Big Bang Theory ’ The Big Bang Theory ’ The Big Bang Theory ’ The Big Bang Theory ’ Conan (N) TBS Seinfeld ’ Å ›› “Band of Angels” ›› “The Last Voyage” (1960, Drama) Robert Stack, Dorothy Malone. Man’s wife ››› “Juggernaut” (1974, Suspense) Richard Harris, Omar Sharif, David Hemmings. A holiday cruise is dis- ››› “Rich and Strange” TCM (1957) Clark Gable. Å trapped with head above water as liner sinks. Å rupted by a bomb threat. Å (1932) Å All-American Muslim Jeff is faced with a dilemma.

Undercover Boss CEO Bill Massa of Synagro. Å Cellblock 6: Female Lock Up (N) ’ Å Undercover Boss CEO Bill Massa of Synagro. Å TLC Cellblock 6 Bones A successful ad CSI: NY “Can You Hear Me Now?” A vigilante targets a CSI: NY “The Deep” The team uncovers an assassina- CSI: NY “You Only Die Once” Wealthy people in Man- CSI: NY “Time’s Up” A dying man confesses to a murTNT man’s remains are found. musician. ’ Å tion plot. ’ Å hattan are robbed. ’ Å der. ’ Å Regular Show MAD King of the Hill ’ Å King of the Hill ’ Å American Dad ’ Å American Dad ’ Å Family Guy ’ Å Family Guy ’ Å TOON Adventure Time Everybody-Raymond Everybody-Raymond Everybody-Raymond The King of Queens ’ The King of Queens ’ TVLND Married... With Children Married... With Children Married... With Children Everybody-Raymond Law & Order: Special Victims Unit “P.C.” ’ Å Law & Order: Special Victims Unit “Witness” Å Burn Notice “Necessary Evil” (N) Å Covert Affairs Annie tracks a Mossad agent. Å USA Law & Order: SVU Basketball Wives LA ’ Basketball Wives LA ’ Basketball Wives LA ’ ››› “Michael Jackson’s This Is It” (2009) ’ VH1 Love & Hip Hop ’ CABLE NEWS Trash Inc: The Secret Life of Garbage The Race to Rebuild: America’s Infrastructure (N) Mad Money CNBC The Kudlow Report (N) Pepsi’s Challenge Pepsi tried to get healthier.

Piers Morgan Tonight (N) Anderson Cooper 360 Å Erin Burnett OutFront CNN Erin Burnett OutFront (N) Anderson Cooper 360 (N) Å Capitol Hill Hearings CSPAN House of Reps.

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