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The Anniston Star

Monday, April 28, 2014

STAR LITE

Blondie

HOROSCOPE By Bernice Bede Osol

Hagar the Horrible

Beetle Bailey

Snuffy Smith

This year, your focus should be on seeing things through to the end. Complete any projects that are pending, and avoid unproductive downtime. You can gain valuable experience through a variety of organizations. Gather all pertinent information before you decide to take action. TAURUS (April 20-May 20) — Your unselfish nature is likely to damage your health if you’re not careful. You must find a way to turn down some of the demands people make, or your stress level will continue to mount. GEMINI (May 21-June 20) — Take your time and don’t be coerced into making a quick decision until you are sure that you have a true picture of the situation. Some valuable information is probably being withheld. CANCER (June 21-July 22) — Develop a partnership with someone you want to work alongside. Participate in a worthy cause. You are likely to meet someone who can influence your future. Don’t be afraid to speak up. LEO (July 23-Aug. 22) — Less talk and more action will help you avoid trouble. Expect uncertainty in the workplace. Resist the urge to add to your current workload, or you’ll risk blowing your deadline. VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) — New endeavors will develop. Increased knowledge and a chance to travel will provide a wider range of possibilities. Accept an invitation that comes your way.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23) — Be diligent regarding your diet and exercise regimens. You need to stay healthy to keep up with your daily demands. Start saving and check out an affordable investment option. SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 22) — People you have helped in the past will be glad to return the favor. Love and romance are in the air. Plan to enjoy a day of togetherness with someone special. SAGITTARIUS (Nov.23-DEC. 21) — Plan your career path strategically, and push to reach your goals. You will gain support if you share your enthusiasm with a group of productive individuals. CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19) — Do what you enjoy the most today. Whether you visit a spa or stay at home, you deserve a little relaxation. Fill your calendar with self-indulgences. AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 19) — Uncertainty is likely to plague your personal life. You can improve the situation if you share your thoughts and make suggestions. Don’t let someone ruin your day. PISCES (Feb. 20-March 20) — Act quickly so that you’ll be able to take advantage of a new opportunity. Get together with a friend for some light entertainment. Romance is highlighted. ARIES (March 21-April 19) — Make amends with someone you may have let down or disappointed. Your emotions will be out of control. Be honest and admit your mistakes.

Mutts

Garfield

Zits

Born Loser

Jump Start

Wizard of Id

B.C.

Pickles

Dilbert

Baby Blues

Get Fuzzy

Bound & Gagged

Mother Goose and Grimm

Dennis the Menace

Family Circus


THE CLASSIFIED CHALLENGE ACROSS 1 Nile dam 6 Start a card game 10 Stone Age dwelling 14 “The final frontier,” on “Star Trek” 15 Fairy tale bully 16 Curved molding 17 “Waiting for your signal” 19 Forest growth 20 Coastline concern 21 Garden entrance 23 RV link 24 Be in complete accord 29 Fill completely 31 Ex-NBA star Ming 32 Beginning 33 Federal property agcy. 36 Strikeout king Nolan 38 Airport screening org. 39 Sound that may be “heaved” in a classroom 43 __-dried tomatoes 44 Potpourri 45 Wrath 46 Nebraska’s most populous city 48 Genetic letters 50 Turn, as a burger 54 Oath-ending words 58 Dictator Amin 59 __ Minor: Little Dipper 60 Continent-spanning landmass 62 Spanish artist Joan 64 “Alphabet series” mystery writer (she’s up to “X”) 67 Needing mending 68 “Gone With the Wind” plantation 69 Spanish painter El __ 70 Fellows 71 Ooze 72 PlayStation and Discman

3 Exit door 4 Behaves 5 Classic grape sodas 6 “Iron Man” actor Robert __ Jr. 7 A star may have a big one 8 LAX incoming flight datum 9 Pigeon’s perch 10 Word before boll or Bowl 11 Goes along with 12 Geese formation 13 Wide shoe spec 18 Fair-hiring abbr. 22 One making amends

DOWN 1 Evaluate 2Monday, Ancient Greek cityApril 28, 2014 state

GOREN BRIDGE

25 Hammer or anvil, anatomically 26 Toy on a string 27 Polite rural reply 28 Greek “H” 30 It came before the chicken — or maybe after? 34 Shallow sea hazards 35 Yahoo! alternative 37 Tycoon Onassis 39 Japanese heavyweight sport 40 Pressed for time 41 Law partnership, e.g. 42 Rock’s __ Leppard 43 Scouring pad brand

47 Great blue waders 49 May-December wedding issue 51 Pay attention 52 Foolishness 53 Steinways, e.g. 55 Personal histories 56 “... __ daily bread” 57 Fast, short auto races 61 Puffy hairdo 62 Item on a business sched. 63 Letters from one who is short? 65 Persian Gulf fed. 66 Before, to a bard

EDITOR’S NOTE: Today’s Crossword,Sudoku Puzzle and Jumble solutions are included below.

WITH TANNAH HIRSCH & BOB JONES ©2014 Tribune Content Agency, LLC

BRIDGE

SOLUTIONS TO TODAY’S PUZZLES

WEEKLY BRIDGE QUIZ ANSWERS Q 1 - East-West vulnerable, as South, you hold:

Q 4 - Both vulnerable, as South, you hold:

♠K987♥QJ98♦9♣KQ98

♠ Q 8 7 2 ♥ Void ♦ 10 7 ♣ K 10 9 6 5 4 3

As dealer, what call would you make?

The bidding:

A - This is a pretty good hand and you could not be seriously faulted for opening one club. Still, we believe the minimum requirement for opening the bidding with only 11 high-card points is a five-card suit. Pass.

What call would you make?

SOUTH 1♠ ?

WEST NORTH EAST Pass 2♠ Pass

What call would you make? A - Some game invitation is mandatory and a game-try bid of three hearts is perfect. As a bonus, partner will bid four hearts with four or more hearts and only three spades and the superior game will be reached. Bid three hearts. Q 3 - Neither vulnerable, as South, you hold: ♠ A 10 6 3 ♥ A K 9 2 ♦ 9 7 5 3 2 ♣ Void

WEST

A - A one-spade response could find a spade fit, but this hand looks like it should play in a club partial unless partner has substantial extras. The only way to sign off in clubs is to bid one no trump now and then three clubs next. Bid one no trump. Q 5 - Neither, vulnerable, as South, you hold: ♠ A 10 ♥ K Q 10 3 ♦ Q 10 7 4 ♣ K 9 8

Right-hand opponent opens one no trump. What call would you make? A - The rich intermediate cards in this hand would make us consider a double, but there is no stand-out good lead. Pass. Q 6 - East-West vulnerable, as South, you hold: ♠ 6 4 ♥ K 10 8 ♦ 4 2 ♣ K Q 10 8 5 2

The bidding:

As dealer, what call would you make?

What call would you make?

A - An opening bid of two clubs is reserved for very strong hands, so there is no weak two-bid in clubs. Therefore, we must open some hands with good six-card club suits at the three-level. Bid three clubs.

SOUTH WEST NORTH EAST 1♦ 2♣ Dbl* 3♣ ? *Negative, values with no clear bid

A - This was only a decent hand when we started, but it has become much better. Partner’s double suggests the majors and we have both of them. We would bid three spades, preparing to bid four hearts should the opponents compete to four clubs. We also don’t mind four hearts or even the pick-a-major bid of four clubs. We only object to pass.

Answer:

The bidding:

SOUTH ?

GIVEN BUNCH INJURY ADJUST

♠ J 10 8 7 3 ♥ A K 9 5 ♦ A 9 ♣ A 9

EAST Pass

They installed solar panels on their house because it was a — BRIGHT IDEA

Q 2 - North-South vulnerable, as South, you hold:

NORTH 1♥

(Tannah Hirsch and Bob Jones welcome readers’ responses sent in care of this newspaper or to Tribune Content Agency, LLC., 16650 Westgrove Dr., Suite 175, Addison, TX 75001. E-mail responses may be sent to tcaeditors@tribune.com.)

The Star’s on TWITTER

THAT SCRAMBLED WORD GAME

by David L. Hoyt and Jeff Knurek

VINEG ©2014 Tribune Content Agency, LLC All Rights Reserved.

CHUNB RUYNIJ

SAJDUT Answer here: Saturday’s

Check out the new, free JUST JUMBLE app

Unscramble these four Jumbles, one letter to each square, to form four ordinary words.

Now arrange the circled letters to form the surprise answer, as suggested by the above cartoon.

(Answers tomorrow) Jumbles: PIANO MONEY POETIC FABRIC Answer: The business owned by the mom and dad was a — PARENT COMPANY

For the latest in local news, visit www.AnnistonStar.com


THE CLASSIFIED CHALLENGE ACROSS 1 Nile dam 6 Start a card game 10 Stone Age dwelling 14 “The final frontier,” on “Star Trek” 15 Fairy tale bully 16 Curved molding 17 “Waiting for your signal” 19 Forest growth 20 Coastline concern 21 Garden entrance 23 RV link 24 Be in complete accord 29 Fill completely 31 Ex-NBA star Ming 32 Beginning 33 Federal property agcy. 36 Strikeout king Nolan 38 Airport screening org. 39 Sound that may be “heaved” in a classroom 43 __-dried tomatoes 44 Potpourri 45 Wrath 46 Nebraska’s most populous city 48 Genetic letters 50 Turn, as a burger 54 Oath-ending words 58 Dictator Amin 59 __ Minor: Little Dipper 60 Continent-spanning landmass 62 Spanish artist Joan 64 “Alphabet series” mystery writer (she’s up to “X”) 67 Needing mending 68 “Gone With the Wind” plantation 69 Spanish painter El __ 70 Fellows 71 Ooze 72 PlayStation and Discman

3 Exit door 4 Behaves 5 Classic grape sodas 6 “Iron Man” actor Robert __ Jr. 7 A star may have a big one 8 LAX incoming flight datum 9 Pigeon’s perch 10 Word before boll or Bowl 11 Goes along with 12 Geese formation 13 Wide shoe spec 18 Fair-hiring abbr. 22 One making amends

DOWN 1 Evaluate 2Monday, Ancient Greek cityApril 28, 2014 state

GOREN BRIDGE

25 Hammer or anvil, anatomically 26 Toy on a string 27 Polite rural reply 28 Greek “H” 30 It came before the chicken — or maybe after? 34 Shallow sea hazards 35 Yahoo! alternative 37 Tycoon Onassis 39 Japanese heavyweight sport 40 Pressed for time 41 Law partnership, e.g. 42 Rock’s __ Leppard 43 Scouring pad brand

47 Great blue waders 49 May-December wedding issue 51 Pay attention 52 Foolishness 53 Steinways, e.g. 55 Personal histories 56 “... __ daily bread” 57 Fast, short auto races 61 Puffy hairdo 62 Item on a business sched. 63 Letters from one who is short? 65 Persian Gulf fed. 66 Before, to a bard

EDITOR’S NOTE: Today’s Crossword,Sudoku Puzzle and Jumble solutions are included below.

WITH TANNAH HIRSCH & BOB JONES ©2014 Tribune Content Agency, LLC

BRIDGE

SOLUTIONS TO TODAY’S PUZZLES

WEEKLY BRIDGE QUIZ ANSWERS Q 1 - East-West vulnerable, as South, you hold:

Q 4 - Both vulnerable, as South, you hold:

♠K987♥QJ98♦9♣KQ98

♠ Q 8 7 2 ♥ Void ♦ 10 7 ♣ K 10 9 6 5 4 3

As dealer, what call would you make?

The bidding:

A - This is a pretty good hand and you could not be seriously faulted for opening one club. Still, we believe the minimum requirement for opening the bidding with only 11 high-card points is a five-card suit. Pass.

What call would you make?

SOUTH 1♠ ?

WEST NORTH EAST Pass 2♠ Pass

What call would you make? A - Some game invitation is mandatory and a game-try bid of three hearts is perfect. As a bonus, partner will bid four hearts with four or more hearts and only three spades and the superior game will be reached. Bid three hearts. Q 3 - Neither vulnerable, as South, you hold: ♠ A 10 6 3 ♥ A K 9 2 ♦ 9 7 5 3 2 ♣ Void

WEST

A - A one-spade response could find a spade fit, but this hand looks like it should play in a club partial unless partner has substantial extras. The only way to sign off in clubs is to bid one no trump now and then three clubs next. Bid one no trump. Q 5 - Neither, vulnerable, as South, you hold: ♠ A 10 ♥ K Q 10 3 ♦ Q 10 7 4 ♣ K 9 8

Right-hand opponent opens one no trump. What call would you make? A - The rich intermediate cards in this hand would make us consider a double, but there is no stand-out good lead. Pass. Q 6 - East-West vulnerable, as South, you hold: ♠ 6 4 ♥ K 10 8 ♦ 4 2 ♣ K Q 10 8 5 2

The bidding:

As dealer, what call would you make?

What call would you make?

A - An opening bid of two clubs is reserved for very strong hands, so there is no weak two-bid in clubs. Therefore, we must open some hands with good six-card club suits at the three-level. Bid three clubs.

SOUTH WEST NORTH EAST 1♦ 2♣ Dbl* 3♣ ? *Negative, values with no clear bid

A - This was only a decent hand when we started, but it has become much better. Partner’s double suggests the majors and we have both of them. We would bid three spades, preparing to bid four hearts should the opponents compete to four clubs. We also don’t mind four hearts or even the pick-a-major bid of four clubs. We only object to pass.

Answer:

The bidding:

SOUTH ?

GIVEN BUNCH INJURY ADJUST

♠ J 10 8 7 3 ♥ A K 9 5 ♦ A 9 ♣ A 9

EAST Pass

They installed solar panels on their house because it was a — BRIGHT IDEA

Q 2 - North-South vulnerable, as South, you hold:

NORTH 1♥

(Tannah Hirsch and Bob Jones welcome readers’ responses sent in care of this newspaper or to Tribune Content Agency, LLC., 16650 Westgrove Dr., Suite 175, Addison, TX 75001. E-mail responses may be sent to tcaeditors@tribune.com.)

The Star’s on TWITTER

THAT SCRAMBLED WORD GAME

by David L. Hoyt and Jeff Knurek

VINEG ©2014 Tribune Content Agency, LLC All Rights Reserved.

CHUNB RUYNIJ

SAJDUT Answer here: Saturday’s

Check out the new, free JUST JUMBLE app

Unscramble these four Jumbles, one letter to each square, to form four ordinary words.

Now arrange the circled letters to form the surprise answer, as suggested by the above cartoon.

(Answers tomorrow) Jumbles: PIANO MONEY POETIC FABRIC Answer: The business owned by the mom and dad was a — PARENT COMPANY

For the latest in local news, visit www.AnnistonStar.com


THE CLASSIFIED CHALLENGE ACROSS 1 Nile dam 6 Start a card game 10 Stone Age dwelling 14 “The final frontier,” on “Star Trek” 15 Fairy tale bully 16 Curved molding 17 “Waiting for your signal” 19 Forest growth 20 Coastline concern 21 Garden entrance 23 RV link 24 Be in complete accord 29 Fill completely 31 Ex-NBA star Ming 32 Beginning 33 Federal property agcy. 36 Strikeout king Nolan 38 Airport screening org. 39 Sound that may be “heaved” in a classroom 43 __-dried tomatoes 44 Potpourri 45 Wrath 46 Nebraska’s most populous city 48 Genetic letters 50 Turn, as a burger 54 Oath-ending words 58 Dictator Amin 59 __ Minor: Little Dipper 60 Continent-spanning landmass 62 Spanish artist Joan 64 “Alphabet series” mystery writer (she’s up to “X”) 67 Needing mending 68 “Gone With the Wind” plantation 69 Spanish painter El __ 70 Fellows 71 Ooze 72 PlayStation and Discman

3 Exit door 4 Behaves 5 Classic grape sodas 6 “Iron Man” actor Robert __ Jr. 7 A star may have a big one 8 LAX incoming flight datum 9 Pigeon’s perch 10 Word before boll or Bowl 11 Goes along with 12 Geese formation 13 Wide shoe spec 18 Fair-hiring abbr. 22 One making amends

DOWN 1 Evaluate 2Monday, Ancient Greek cityApril 28, 2014 state

GOREN BRIDGE

25 Hammer or anvil, anatomically 26 Toy on a string 27 Polite rural reply 28 Greek “H” 30 It came before the chicken — or maybe after? 34 Shallow sea hazards 35 Yahoo! alternative 37 Tycoon Onassis 39 Japanese heavyweight sport 40 Pressed for time 41 Law partnership, e.g. 42 Rock’s __ Leppard 43 Scouring pad brand

47 Great blue waders 49 May-December wedding issue 51 Pay attention 52 Foolishness 53 Steinways, e.g. 55 Personal histories 56 “... __ daily bread” 57 Fast, short auto races 61 Puffy hairdo 62 Item on a business sched. 63 Letters from one who is short? 65 Persian Gulf fed. 66 Before, to a bard

EDITOR’S NOTE: Today’s Crossword,Sudoku Puzzle and Jumble solutions are included below.

WITH TANNAH HIRSCH & BOB JONES ©2014 Tribune Content Agency, LLC

BRIDGE

SOLUTIONS TO TODAY’S PUZZLES

WEEKLY BRIDGE QUIZ ANSWERS Q 1 - East-West vulnerable, as South, you hold:

Q 4 - Both vulnerable, as South, you hold:

♠K987♥QJ98♦9♣KQ98

♠ Q 8 7 2 ♥ Void ♦ 10 7 ♣ K 10 9 6 5 4 3

As dealer, what call would you make?

The bidding:

A - This is a pretty good hand and you could not be seriously faulted for opening one club. Still, we believe the minimum requirement for opening the bidding with only 11 high-card points is a five-card suit. Pass.

What call would you make?

SOUTH 1♠ ?

WEST NORTH EAST Pass 2♠ Pass

What call would you make? A - Some game invitation is mandatory and a game-try bid of three hearts is perfect. As a bonus, partner will bid four hearts with four or more hearts and only three spades and the superior game will be reached. Bid three hearts. Q 3 - Neither vulnerable, as South, you hold: ♠ A 10 6 3 ♥ A K 9 2 ♦ 9 7 5 3 2 ♣ Void

WEST

A - A one-spade response could find a spade fit, but this hand looks like it should play in a club partial unless partner has substantial extras. The only way to sign off in clubs is to bid one no trump now and then three clubs next. Bid one no trump. Q 5 - Neither, vulnerable, as South, you hold: ♠ A 10 ♥ K Q 10 3 ♦ Q 10 7 4 ♣ K 9 8

Right-hand opponent opens one no trump. What call would you make? A - The rich intermediate cards in this hand would make us consider a double, but there is no stand-out good lead. Pass. Q 6 - East-West vulnerable, as South, you hold: ♠ 6 4 ♥ K 10 8 ♦ 4 2 ♣ K Q 10 8 5 2

The bidding:

As dealer, what call would you make?

What call would you make?

A - An opening bid of two clubs is reserved for very strong hands, so there is no weak two-bid in clubs. Therefore, we must open some hands with good six-card club suits at the three-level. Bid three clubs.

SOUTH WEST NORTH EAST 1♦ 2♣ Dbl* 3♣ ? *Negative, values with no clear bid

A - This was only a decent hand when we started, but it has become much better. Partner’s double suggests the majors and we have both of them. We would bid three spades, preparing to bid four hearts should the opponents compete to four clubs. We also don’t mind four hearts or even the pick-a-major bid of four clubs. We only object to pass.

Answer:

The bidding:

SOUTH ?

GIVEN BUNCH INJURY ADJUST

♠ J 10 8 7 3 ♥ A K 9 5 ♦ A 9 ♣ A 9

EAST Pass

They installed solar panels on their house because it was a — BRIGHT IDEA

Q 2 - North-South vulnerable, as South, you hold:

NORTH 1♥

(Tannah Hirsch and Bob Jones welcome readers’ responses sent in care of this newspaper or to Tribune Content Agency, LLC., 16650 Westgrove Dr., Suite 175, Addison, TX 75001. E-mail responses may be sent to tcaeditors@tribune.com.)

The Star’s on TWITTER

THAT SCRAMBLED WORD GAME

by David L. Hoyt and Jeff Knurek

VINEG ©2014 Tribune Content Agency, LLC All Rights Reserved.

CHUNB RUYNIJ

SAJDUT Answer here: Saturday’s

Check out the new, free JUST JUMBLE app

Unscramble these four Jumbles, one letter to each square, to form four ordinary words.

Now arrange the circled letters to form the surprise answer, as suggested by the above cartoon.

(Answers tomorrow) Jumbles: PIANO MONEY POETIC FABRIC Answer: The business owned by the mom and dad was a — PARENT COMPANY

For the latest in local news, visit www.AnnistonStar.com


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