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Opera for everyone Alabama singers perform scenes from popular operas in an upcoming production.

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Calendar 8 Movies 4-5 Music 6-7 Technology 9 TV Crossword 11 TV listings 14-23 On the cover Steven Ellison, drummer for local jazz band Hodge-Podge Orchestra, talks about entertainment in Calhoun County.

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A big quest for love “Curvy and voluptuous” women fight for the love of a “big, broad” man in Fox’s new show.

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music

A new spark American Idol winner Jordin Sparks talks about her new album.

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coming next week A look at the 3-D movie craze and to see if it’s all just a big fad. Calhoun County residents and movie theater bigwigs weigh in on the general 3-D experience and the everyday innovations of what we see on the silver screen.

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New show presents variety of opera scenes Both Ellington, of Birmingham, and Clark, of Munford, are voice performance students at BSC, and Anderson, of Ranburne, is a voice performance student at University of West Georgia. Anderson made her opera debut as The First Lady in The Magic Flute at UWG in 2008. Ellington was the 2008 winner of the Alabama district Metropolitan Opera auditions and she then placed in the Southeast opera auditions. Wall teaches voice in Anniston, and has sung in Knoxville Opera and other regional opera companies, now having built up a repertoire of 21 roles. Both Clark and Wall have played principal roles in several Community Actors’ Studio Theatre musicals.

Clark’s interest in opera increased as he studied voice from Wall.

“I started looking at this and it really became a fascinating challenge,” Clark said. “I liked the stories opera tells, the way the music is written, and now, a chance to perform with seasoned musicians.”

For the cast, this summer was the time to take up the classical music challenge. And there are hurdles, for sure. One has to be taught to sing opera.

There are abrupt key changes in the songs, arias can last several minutes, the operas are written in different languages and characters must convey elements from underlying themes.

“The composers of that day were philosophical,” Anderson explains. “Often, government and politics colored the plots.”

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From left rear, clockwise, Joy Anderson, Caleb Clark, Jennie Wall and Hannah Ellington perform skits in ‘Summer Opera Scenes,’ which opens July 30. are featured in Mozart’s The Marriage of Figaro. In the story, Figaro, a valet, and Susannah, a maid, are about to be married. Count Almaviva is also pursuing Susannah, and tries to prevent her marriage, but is continually thwarted.

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lem and he vows to teach the Count a lesson. The Countess, played by Wall, sings “Dove Sono,” a very famous aria about her sadness over her marriage’s failure, and with Susannah, she contrives a trap to set the Count on the right path again.

In The Merry Widow, an operetta by Franz Lehar, Clark is a man of mystery who spends his evenings at Maxine’s cabaret, reviving his being with champagne and dancing girls. The waltz performed by Clark and Anderson to the tune of “The Merry Widow Waltz” is heart warming. The Magic Flute — family friendly and amusing — by Mozart features scenes set in Egypt about Papageno, a comic birdcatcher dressed in feathers, and his search for the perfect wife.

Other scenes include cuts from Cosi fan Tutte by Mozart and Arabella by Richard Strauss. For the sake of a bet, Ferando and Guglielmo woo and win each other’s sweethearts in disguise in Cosi fan Tutte while the story in Arabella concerns the impoverished Graf Waldner’s attempt to find a wealthy husband for his daughter.

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Opera, anyone? Opera for everyone is the call that goes out for Summer Opera Scenes, a program representing five operas, performed by a group of four accomplished Alabama singers. Summer Opera Scenes is a compilation of solos and duets from best-loved operas with dramatic intensity, flair and wit that should make for an appealing evening.

Hervey The chosen Folsom scenes Artists in Action underline opera’s focus: real human beings — whether they are earls, countesses, maids or peasants — and how they solve their problems. The program will be held on July 30 at 7 p.m. at First Presbyterian Church in Anniston. There is no admission fee, but donations will be accepted.

If Summer Opera Scenes is as entertaining as its rehearsals are, attending it will be like a travel adventure, an escape to far-away venues and unexpected situations, all on a summer’s night. The scenes take the audience to a castle in Seville, an embassy in Paris and a hotel suite in romantic Vienna.

Accompanied by Idabelle Gay, staff accompanist and vocal coach at Birmingham Southern College, and with input from local singer David Rice, sopranos Jennie Wall, Hannah Ellington and Joy Anderson share the sanctuary stage with baritone Caleb Clark.

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Kids will love the hijinx in ‘G-Force’ g-force H1/2 Rating: PG for some mild action and rude humor

Running time: 1:29 STARRING: Bill Nighy, Will Arnett and the voices of Penelope Cruz, Tracy Morgan, Sam Rockwell and Jon Favreau

By Roger Moore The Orlando Sentinel

For parents despairing of ever tearing Cats and Dogs and Beverly Hills Chihuahua out of the family DVD player, Disney gives us G-Force, a comedy about talking pet-shop dropouts trained as government agents.

Thanks, Disney. And it’s in 3-D, too, with its higher ticket price. Thanks again!

Kids love animal hijinx comedies, so this was a no-brainer, bottom-linewise. But the digital hijinx aren’t great.

And despite a committed voice cast that includes two Oscar winners, the jokes aren’t all that either.

And though one hesitates to use the word “charm,” this one plainly lacks that and a few other things Beverly Hills Chihuahua had going for it. Couldn’t they have used a frame or two of real guinea pigs? These animated guys are just chipmunks without the singing and the sweaters.

Zach Galifianakis of The Hangover stars as a scientist who is about to lose his Homeland Security grant for turning wildlife into SPECIAL special agents. So he unleashes them on a global appliance king (Bill Nighy) who seems to have designs on world conquest. The team — three guinea pigs, a mole and a fly with cameras mounted on his chassis — call themselves G-

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Gerbils become special agents on a mission to save the world in the Disney movie ‘G-Force.’

Force. But they don’t get the goods on the bad guy.

The plug is pulled on the project (Will Arnett is the FBI agent who scorns them) and the chatty critters (they have voice-decoding gadgets) are condemned to the pet shop, at the mercy of little girls who want to dress them up and sadistic little boys.

What will Darwin (the voice of Sam Rockwell), Juarez (Penelope Cruz) and Blaster (Tracy Morgan) do? Why, break out and prove themselves, of course.

They’ll bring along untrained guinea pig Hurley (Jon Favreau) because “We leave no rodent behind.”

The jokes are of the “Don’t drop a pellet” and flatulent rodent variety.

Juarez has her own Facebook page, where she muses on the nature of love.

And Blaster gives the dialogue little bursts of flavor — “Holla!”

Bring the kids (they want to see it) on the condition that they NOT be allowed to ask for the DVD for Christmas and they NOT want to stop at the pet store on the way home.

‘Orphan’ is your standard evil child movie Orphan H1/2 Rating: R for disturbing violent content, some sexuality and language

Running time: 2:03 STARRING: Vera Farmiga, Peter Sarsgaard, Isabelle Fuhrman

By Roger Moore The Orlando Sentinel

The scares are cheap, the laughs mostly intentional and the ending is a real lulu in Orphan, the latest from the director of House of Wax. Violent, overlong and overtly sexual, Orphan is a parental nightmare painted in standard horror strokes. It feels too slow and moody for the Halloween crowd and too absurd and silly for more discriminating horror fans.

Vera Farmiga revisits her Joshua role (Mom sus-

pects her child is a monster) but isn’t at her best playing Kate, a mother is still grieving from a stillbirth and still recovering from a bout with alcoholism. A pianist with two kids — the insolent 10-yearold Daniel (Jimmy Bennett, the youngest James T. Kirk in Star Trek) and deaf 5-year-old Maxine (Aryana Engineer) — Kate is still on medication and she and her architect-husband, John (Peter Sarsgaard), keep a floral tribute to the stillborn “Jessica” in their home. Yet Kate’s shrink (Margo Martindale) believes they’re ready to adopt.

And who do they settle on? Esther (Isabelle Fuhrman) is a solitary Russian-accented angel with a serious, wise-beyond-her-9-years demeanor. Why hasn’t she found a home?

“I guess I’m different.”

The nun in charge (CCH Pounder) allows herself a worried look, but sure, she’ll send Esther with Kate

and John. She’ll pick up American Sign Language on the drive home. What could go wrong?

First it’s just her rebellious, name-calling brother (“You’re such a freak”), then it’s the mean girls at school who fall under Esther’s stink-eye. Bad things happen. Kate sees it. But John and the psychologist, thanks to Esther’s sweet act, can’t.

Farmiga, despite her Joshua practice, never gets across Kate’s fear and alarm. The family dynamic here offered fertile ground for real world horror, but the script and Catalan director Jaume Collet-Serra give away the game too early. He reveals the child as a monster straight out.

At least, between close-up jolts and loud shock sound effects, he does a decent job of laying out the clues. Virtually every over-the-top laugh makes a certain amount of sense by the time we finally reach the formulaic finale.

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On a mission to rescue the hapless Sid, the gang ventures into a mysterious underground world, where they have close encounters with dinosaurs and meet a one-eyed, dino-hunting weasel named Buck. With the voices of Ray Romano, John Leguizamo, Denis Leary and Queen Latifah.

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A young couple living an idyllic life with their three children must make an unorthodox decision to save their eldest daughter’s life.

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A young couple recently suffering from the loss of their unborn child adopt a seemingly angelic little girl who is not what she appears to be. With Vera Farmiga and Peter Sarsgaard.

Public Enemies

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The story of legendary Depression-era bank robber John Dillinger, who became the No. 1 target of J. Edgar Hoover’s fledgling FBI and a folk hero to much of the downtrodden public.

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the ugly Truth H1/2 Rating: R for sexual content and language Running time: 1:40 STARRING: Katherine Heigl, Gerard Butler

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At the end of this drearily formulaic romantic comedy, as our two leads are finally admitting they’ve fallen for each other (no spoilers here, folks), Katherine Heigl’s character asks Gerard Butler’s why he’s in love with her. Basically he says he has no idea, only he phrases it with a word we can’t reprint here.

Our sentiments exactly. Obviously, in a battle-of-the-sexes comedy like this, the guy and the girl who hate each other at the beginning realize they’re meant for each other by the end. But there’s nothing even remotely likable, much less lovable, about Heigl’s Abby Richter.

She’s a control freak who runs a tight ship at a

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Three groomsmen must find the groom after a hangover-inducing bachelor party in Vegas and get him back to L.A. in time for his wedding. With Bradley Cooper, Ed Helms, Zach Galifianakis and Heather Graham.

The Proposal

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A high-powered book editor facing deportation hastily decides to marry her tormented assistant. With Sandra Bullock, Ryan Reynolds and Betty White.

The ugly truth

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A romantically challenged morning show producer whose search for Mr. Perfect has left her hopelessly single is teamed with her chauvinistic correspondent. With Katherine Heigl and Gerard Butler. transformers: revenge of the fallen

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Sacramento TV station, producing the morning news with unflappable efficiency and zero creativity. She uses the same approach in her personal life, which is why she’s hopelessly single, despite the fact that she looks like Katherine Heigl.

Sure, it’s meant as a joke, but come on. The idea of a woman being so rigid and frigid is purely archaic — which is why it’s so disheartening that the script comes from three women: Karen McCullah Lutz and Kirsten Smith, who had much greater success writing female characters in Legally Blonde and The House Bunny, and first-timer Nicole Eastman. (Robert Luketic, who also did better work with Legally Blonde, directs the slapstick antics in rather unspectacular fashion.)

When Butler’s brash Mike Chadway gets hired to boost ratings at the station after hosting a popular cable-access show on dating, he and Abby immediately clash. Naturally, that will change.

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Coraline

The movie, adapted from Neil Gaiman’s enormously successful book of the same name, follows 11-year-old Coraline (voiced by Dakota Fanning), whose wish to replace the adults in her life leads to a nightmarish experience in a parallel universe.

She finds herself in another world where charming replicas of her parents invite her to live with them. There’s a major hitch, of course. Coraline’s “Other Mother” (Teri Hatcher) makes her a prisoner and demands unyielding devotion. For all its visual delights, however, the film remains more an engaging spectacle than a connective drama. Director-writer Henry Selick doesn’t reach for the kind of universality that would enrich the movie. It’s a shame because Fanning’s performance, from cheeky to sweet, from bored to anguished, should have been part of a bigger, deeper movie.

The Great Buck Howard

Buck Howard (John Malkovich) is a vaudevillian mentalist who gets through each day by reliving his best moments from 30 years ago, even though the rest of the world has moved on. Colin Hanks plays Buck’s assistant,

who caters to his strange needs and helps maintain his boss’ delusion that he is still a beloved personality. A problem is the dull Hanks (his father is Tom, who produces and acts in the film). A bigger problem is Hanks’ character, Troy, a law school dropout.

The story is Troy’s, not Buck’s, and the film is all the less interesting because of it.

Malkovich is merely a vessel through which Troy learns an important lesson on the way to establishing his own writing career.

in lock step with the tedious plot, the only watch that matters in Watchmen is the one on your wrist.

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Watchmen

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The film, like the 1986 graphic novel by Alan Moore and Dave Gibbons, follows the tormented daily lives of a ragtag band of retired superheroes caught up in a plot to save the Earth, and themselves, from the machinations of a self-appointed savior of mankind, who may not have mankind’s best interests at heart. The gang’s all here: the psychotically righteous Rorschach (Jackie Earle Haley), the dangerously smart Adrian Veidt (Matthew Goode) and the shape-shifting blue nudist with seemingly limitless power, Dr. Manhattan (Billy Crudup). The movie exposes the glaring problems with the original material: The dialogue stinks and is filled with cliches. But when it marches

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Whitney Houston previews new CD Music

Associated Press NEW YORK — Whitney Houston says her daughter’s support helped fuel her as she geared up for her comeback record.

“She was with me every step of the way: ‘Mom, you can do this.’

When I get discouraged and I get like, ‘This is tiring, this is wearing me out, I’m just not at that point,’ she’d just go, ‘No, mom, you can do this, get up, get up,”’ Houston said of 15-year-old Bobbi Kristina in an interview on Tuesday. “She encourages me and inspires me, when I look at her and I look at her eyes and I see myself, I go, ‘OK, I can do this. I can do this.”’

The 44-year-old superstar is releasing I Look to You on Sept.

1. It’s her first album in years on Arista Records. On Tuesday evening, she premiered several tracks before an industry audience that included her only child, mother Cissy Houston, cousin Dionne Warwick, Alicia Keys and Diane Sawyer.

Houston is one of the world’s best-selling artists of all time, but her career stalled for years and her pop princess image imploded as she battled drugs and endured a troubled (and now defunct) marriage to Bobby Brown.

The singer did not allude to those problems as the reason for her layoff in her interview. Instead, she said she was more interested in raising her daughter than making another album.

“I kind of got comfortable with being left alone, just being a mom who would take her daughter off to school, and who would pick her up from school. I liked that vibe, I liked that feeling, because I never really had the opportunity,” said Houston. “I was always traveling with her all the time.”

While Houston is relishing her return to the music, she says she’s not quite ready to be back in the spotlight again.

“I am not geared for it. It goes along with the territory. I’m still going to remain the very quiet, private person I’ve been for the last 10 years,” she said. “I just want to be recognized for my music and for what it does and how it inspires people and how it makes people feel as opposed to talking about Whitney all the time kind of thing.

That’s all done, it’s passed and I would just like to be recognized for my music.”

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2007 ‘American Idol’ winner Jordin Sparks recently released her second album, ‘Battlefield.’

Sparks talks about ‘Battlefield’

By MELANIE SIMS Associated Press

CHICAGO — Jordin Sparks is living a high-decibel life.

She’s traveling across the country as a special guest on the Jonas Brothers tour, performing at arenas packed with girls who, as Sparks puts it, “scream way up here, and they just hold it for four-hours straight.”

And even away from the stage, resting in her downtown hotel room on a weekend afternoon, the 2007 American Idol winner is met with the shrill yelps of yet another fan. This time, it’s her dog Maggie.

These days, Maggie serves as Sparks’ main companion on the road.

While her family traveled with her when she put out her platinum-selling, self-titled debut at age 17, these days, they join her when they can.

Now 19, Sparks has grown up a bit, and she says you can tell from listening to her sophomore CD, Battlefield.

How do you compare Battlefield with your 2007 debut?

There’s a lot more growth so my voice sounds a little bit more mature.

I wanted to pick songs that I related to on some sort of level and that I wouldn’t mind singing for the rest of my life. ... Then there’s four songs that I actually wrote and I’m really, really excited about.

If you could choose one song from the album for someone to listen to, which would it be?

One of the songs that is really, really important to me — and it’s one that I wrote — it’s called “Faith.” We wrote that four days before the (presidential) inauguration and it was one of those things. And we were thinking about everything going on in the world and our economy and how there’s a sense of hopelessness around for a lot of people.

With everything going on around you in the music world, how do you stay connected with what’s happening in the real world?

It’s when you detach from the real world that your head starts to get bigger and you’re like, ‘Hey, the world revolves around me.’ So I definitely try to keep my inner-circle really tight and I keep my friends really close. I need people who are going to tell me exactly how it is — tell me if my outfit looks

bad or if a song sucks, if my performance is horrible.

You’re a big fan of Michael Jackson. How did you take the news of his death?

The crazy thing is, the day before — literally, the day before — I sang “P.Y.T.” in my set. And I’ve been doing that a lot. I love singing his (songs). So I did “P.Y.T.” and “The Way You Make Me Feel” last year on tour and all these different things. Then all of a sudden he passed away, and (I said), “I totally did his song yesterday.” And we were doing “A-B-C, as easy as ...” and doing the dance and everything and all of a sudden he was gone. And we were just like, “This is insane.”

Michael was always in the public eye. How do you deal with protecting yourself when it comes to the media?

I’m open to an extent. I give them just enough to where they’re satisfied, but I don’t go too in-depth. ... Because of American Idol, you get to know people a lot. There’s a lot of people who think I’m like their best friend. And they’ll come up and want to hug me ...

I don’t think I’ll ever get used to it. But it’s still really cool I have that kind of relationship with my fans.

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Our Lady Peace Burn Burn

Was Save My Life,” a straightforward radio rocker with a soaring chorus, before sliding into the hope-filled “Dreamland.”

Often praised for their energetic live show, OLP keeps the anthemic tracks flowing with “The End Is Where We Begin,” “Escape Artist,” “Refuge,” and the blistering “White Flags.”

OLP’s lighter touch can be found on the acoustic “Signs of Life” and versatile disc closer “Paper Moon,” one of the finest tracks they’ve ever laid down.

CHECK THIS TRACK OUT: “Monkey Brains” is a manic blast of energy that features a — dare I say it — Steve Harris-influenced effort by bassist Duncan Coutts.

— John Kosik, Associated Press

Our Lady Peace maintains their status as one of Canada’s strongest bands with the release of their seventh studio disc, Burn Burn.

The Toronto four-piece made a splash south of the border in the 1990s with their first two efforts — ’94’s Naveed and ’97’s Clumsy — but have since fallen into relative obscurity in the States.

That may not change too much with Burn Burn, but the band’s first disc since 2005’s Healthy in Paranoid Times is a nice return to the soaring rock they made their name on.

Lead singer Raine Maida sounds more mature than ever — mostly forsaking his once eye-popping falsetto — and brings a poetic touch to his tales of everyday struggle and hope, and guitarist Steve Mazur offers plenty of fine lead work throughout.

They kick off with the single “All You Did

Rootsy folk rock from Assembly of Dust Assembly of Dust Some Assembly Required

With at least one guest performer on every cut, Assembly of Dust’s second studio album could have been a mess. Instead, frontman Reid Genauer wisely keeps on the focus on his songs, and their considerable charms are enhanced by the parade of talent on Some Assembly Required.

The result is a rootsy folkrock record reminiscent of the Band, in part because Genauer’s singing recalls Richard Manuel and Rick Danko. His warm, rustic tenor is the kind of voice to which fans at multistage outdoor festivals gravitate.

Genauer’s New York City-

based quartet blends elements of guitar rock, bluegrass, jazz and the blues with help from such luminaries as Tony Rice, Bela Fleck, Jerry Douglas, David Grisman, John Scofield and Richie Havens. Topics include domestic disharmony, empty dreams and Leadbelly, but when Genauer sings, “Hold on tightly, no one’s steering this thing,” it’s not true. He has Assembly of Dust headed in a fascinating direction.

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� Saturday, July 25th from 10:00 A.M. - 3:00 P.M., the Cheaha Creative Arts, Inc. is planning an Artist’s Festival to be held at the Lenlock Center. All areas of artist (Dance, Music, visual, Pottery, Sculpting, quilting, Storytelling, drama, etc.) are welcome to participate in this event for the community, sharing our talents to the young & old of the community.

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New Oak Grove Singers What: Gospel When: 6 p.m.

Where: Rabbittown Café and Fiddlers Hall, 900 Rabbittown Road, Piedmont How much: $5 donation for the band Contact: 435-8008 (weekends) or 435-3987 (Monday-Friday evenings) Johnson Family Singers When: 6:30-9:30 p.m.

Where: Golden Saw Music Hall, 5196 Pleasant Valley Road, Jacksonville How much: Free Contact: 435-4696 Drum Corps International tour What: The annual tour of Drum Corps International When: 7 p.m.

Where: Titan Stadium at Gadsden City High School, 917 Black Creek Pkwy., Gadsden How much: $20-$35 Contact: 435-9773 Larry Keel When: 8:30 p.m.

Where: VFW Post 924, 100 U.S. 431, Anniston How much: $4

Lonely Pines What: Rock, blues covers When: 8:30 p.m.

Where: 19th Hole Sports Grille, 66 Galloway Gate Road, McClellan How much: Free Contact: 820-9315 RPM What: Classic rock, southern rock, blues covers When: 9 p.m.

Where: AJs Sunset Bar and Grill, 1500 Hillyer Robinson Pkwy., Anniston How much: TBD Contact: 832-5000 Prowlerz When: 9 p.m.

Where: Coyote Mike’s, 2810 Alabama 202, Anniston How much: $4 Contact: 237-2227

Joker What: Classic rock covers When: 9:30 p.m.

Where: Shooter’s Lounge, 1001 Noble St., Anniston How much: $3 Contact: 310-1609 Tim and Friends What: Acoustic jam When: 10 p.m.

Where: The Smoking Moose, 1214 Noble St., Anniston How much: Free Contact: 741-9300

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Contact: 236-0340 Crossroads What: Rock covers When: 8:30 p.m.

Where: VFW Post 924, 100 U.S. 431, Anniston How much: $4 Contact: 238-8047 Prowlerz When: 9 p.m.

Where: Coyote Mike’s, 2810 Alabama 202, Anniston How much: $4 Contact: 237-2227 Keitha Williams When: 9:30 p.m.

Where: Peerless Saloon, 13 W. 10th St., Anniston How much: $3 Contact: 237-1899

Missused When: 9:30 p.m.

Where: Jaag’s Bar, 3805 Alabama 202, Anniston How much: $5 Contact: 231-0802

Just Country with Curt Shull and Ray Vaughn When: 6 p.m.

Where: Rabbittown Café and Fiddlers Hall, 900 Rabbittown Road, Piedmont How much: $5 donation for the band Contact: 435-8008 (weekends) or 435-3987 (Monday-Friday evenings)

Joker What: Classic rock covers When: 9:30 p.m.

Where: Shooter’s Lounge, 1001 Noble St., Anniston How much: $3 Contact: 310-1609

Jerome Crawford When: 9:30 p.m.

Where: Peerless Saloon, 13 W. 10th St., Anniston How much: $3 Contact: 237-1899

Jimmy Robertson and the Roustabouts When: 6 p.m.

Where: Munford Senior Center (Old Munford High School), 115 Lions Road, Munford How much: Free

Soundcage What: Rock When: 10 p.m.

Where: The Smoking Moose, 1214 Noble St., Anniston How much: $5 Contact: 741-9300

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Two Monkeys, A Porcupine and a Very Wise Turtle What: Children’s theater Where: JSU Amphitheater, Ernest Stone Center property How much: $3 for children, $2 for adults

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Bike night feat. Firewater What: Free food beginning at 6 p.m., music begins at 7 p.m.

When: 6 p.m.

Where: Coyote Mike’s, 2810 Alabama 202, Anniston How much: Free Contact: 237-2227 Keitha Williams When: 7-10 p.m.

Where: Mellow Mushroom, 33 Industrial Drive, Oxford (behind Lowe’s) How much: Free Contact: 835-1444

To submit items to the calendar, contact Deirdre Long at (256) 235-3589 or dlong@annistonstar.com. Listings must be received at least one week in advance.

There are times when technology makes our life easier, maybe even better.

But sometimes, the only way you can deal with a pile of cat poop is a scoop.

I own two cats, both as heavy as bowling balls.

We have a simple arrangement; I feed them, they don’t knock over my Wii and my pile of games on the floor. The downside is they use lots of cat litter. For years, my wife and I have fought over whose turn it Dan Whisenhunt was to scoop it up.

We’d trade the chore for Pushing Buttons some other undesirable task. Cleaning the kitchen and taking out the garbage was good for one cat-litter scooping, as I recall. I’d conveniently “forget� that she cleaned it last time and she would have trouble remembering I did it the time before that.

It requires bending over, getting on your knees, dragging small kernels of litter under your feet and in your bed sheets. The logical thing would’ve been to write this off as the price for cohabitation with animals. As an American, however, I felt it was my duty to investigate an easier way.

You’d be surprised to learn that even though we have small devices that can play several albums worth of music and cars that can get 60 mpg, we are notably deficient in our litter box technology. I researched several self-scooping products. Most were panned by users for reasons too disgusting to recount here.

After an hour or so, I came across the ScoopFree Automatic Litter Box. Unlike the other models, it used FreshStep Crystals instead of clumping litter. A few minutes after the cat used the bathroom, a rake would brush their deposits into a small trap at the end, readying it

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The Web site promised to “simplify your life,� for a mere $140. The box came with one disposable cartridge containing the FreshStep litter. For the first week or so, things were great.

The cats weren’t afraid of the new box. (My big orange tabby, Donovan, actually came running around the corner when he heard the rake start to hum. After it swept the waste away, he’d sit in front of it and stare at the box for five minutes as if he’d witnessed a miracle.)

The product says two-cat households need tray replacements every two weeks or so. We learned this time varies, particularly when your cats are blackmailing you into feeding them around the clock. So a week goes by and we buy a new cartridge, but not before we shelled out an eye-bulging amount — $15! That meant we’d be shelling out more than $60 a month so we wouldn’t have to bend over for five minutes.

Doing some more investigating, I thought I’d found a perfect solution. The Forever Litter Tray fits the specs of the ScoopFree, but it is a reusable plastic container. We could just refill it with FreshStep Crystals and dump it in the garbage as needed.

Problem solved. Or so we thought. We began to notice leaking on the floor. I consulted the Web site and said our cats were what are known to Forever Tray users as “side pee-ers.�

Because the box was plastic and not cardboard, nothing was there to absorb the urine. Except, of course, our hardwood floors.

For the last few weeks, we’ve managed to get by with a plastic garbage bag under the thing, but the whole set up is beginning to look a bit ridiculous. I can’t afford $60 worth of litter a month and can’t continue mopping up cat urine and having the top half of my house smell like a shelter.

It’s back to scooping for us. I think it’s my wife’s turn.

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Downtown Anniston Farmers Market What: Live music, cooking demos, gas and grocery card giveaways When: 8 a.m.-noon Where: Zinn Park, corner of 14th Street and Gurnee Avenue, Anniston How much: Free, items priced as marked Contact: 236-0996

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A big quest for ‘More to Love’

By Maria Elena Fernandez Los Angeles Times

HOLLYWOOD — In the tradition of 13 bachelors, 5 bachelorettes, Flavor Flav, Tila Tequila and the rest of the copycats, here comes Luke Conley, another young man on a very public quest for love.

Fox’s new More to Love, which premieres Tuesday and runs for eight weeks, is the TV reality show for people who would never be seen on The Bachelor or Dancing With the Stars. The casting call was for “curvy and voluptuous” women who would compete for the heart of a “big, broad” man.

Enter Conley, 26, a former college offensive lineman, who wants to find a wife more than he wants to be the next reality star.

In June, Conley speed-dated 20 ladies in 25 days while living in the top-secret bubble of a Bel-Air mansion, without a phone, a TV or the Internet — and in front of 150 crew members, 10 fixed 24-hour cameras and 10 cameras on the move.

Not that being filmed around-theclock bothers Conley, a real-estate investor from Santa Maria who is prone to uttering lines like, “If she’s got a big behind, she’s a friend of mine.”

Conley says he never watched dating shows. But when he came upon a Craigslist ad seeking men who love full-figured women, he sent an e-mail that began, “Sugar, look no further. I am the man for you!”

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Luke Conley and Mandy leave the pool area for their one-on-one date inside on the new Fox reality show ‘More to Love.’

By then, production was 10 days from beginning and the search had been narrowed to two men.

“We totally switched,” says executive producer SallyAnn Salsano. “We all fell in love with Luke because he is so genuine. He makes the girls feel comfortable.”

A few days later, Conley, 6 feet 3 inches tall and weighing 330 pounds, moved into the mansion, hoping to meet the love of his life in front of millions of Americans.

Selected from 5,000 applicants,

the bachelorettes range in ages from 21 to 37 years and in weight from 180 pounds to 279 pounds. Some are students, a few are teachers, and one is a rocket scientist. Most told producers they seldom date.

Because the women have struggled in the dating scene and Conley has had only one serious relationship, the tone of the show is different from executive producer Mike Fleiss’ other dating shows.

ABC’s “The Bachelor is about beautiful people living a beautiful life and

hopefully finding a beautiful love,” he explains. “This show is like a sporting event. You’re rooting for someone to find love.”

Conley’s dating whirlwind began at the mansion with a mixer, and ended with five women going home and the rest receiving promise rings and an invitation to move in.

“To do this amount of dating and meet this many amazing women would probably take two to five years of my life,” Conley says. “And God knows how much money.”

Conley says he’s tried to focus on what he’s feeling — and not that this is all happening within the context of a TV show.

“The difficult part has been having to talk so much about what I’m feeling,” he says. “I usually like to spend a lot of time in thought and process things before I just open and verbalize them. I feel that words are very powerful, so I want to choose them correctly.”

His heart, he says, is pointing toward marriage. But he’s worried that his TV adventure could still lead to heartbreak if the woman of his dreams has a false perception of who he is because of the glamorous bubble in which they’ve met.

“I’m hoping that when I put my heart on the line that I don’t end up being heartbroken because I am planning on making myself vulnerable to a special woman at the end of this whole thing.”

‘The Truth About Oil,’ airs tonight on ABC

By Verne Gay Newsday

REASON TO WATCH: Black gold ...

Texas tea ... Reason enough.

WHAT IT’S ABOUT: Anchored by Charles Gibson, Truth moves backward down the pipeline, from the gas station to the refinery to speculators on NYMEX to supply and geopolitics, while asking at each choke point in the supply chain — what affects the price you pay?

There’s no blame game here, but Gibson at times cautiously lifts an accusing finger at the speculators, or the Middle Eastern oil lords, or companies that have limited refinery construction. Mostly, though, the experts weigh in. They include Energy Secretary Steven Chu, famed oil-now-gas man T. Boone Pick-

on the tube WHAT: Over a Barrel: The Truth About Oil When: Tonight at 9 Where: ABC ens, and former Gen. Wesley Clark, who continues to suggest the war in Iraq was based on oil, not presumed WMDs. INTERESTING FACTS: Americans consume 400 million gallons every day ... gas stations make a dime for every gallon of gas sold ... no new refineries built in the U.S. since 1978 ... floating Chevron platform in the Gulf of Mexico sucks up 65,000 barrels a day from 32,000 feet down.

BOTTOM LINE: The truth about oil? And please tell us the truth about world religions when you get a minute,

Charlie. This is a monstrously big subject, while the word “truth” implies a vast, sturdy and imposing edifice upon which to hang our flimsy and ill-formed opinions. ABC News can’t quite give us the whole truth and nothing but the truth, but instead offers what appears to be a reasonable, clear-headed and sober approximation. Simply put, we consume a lot of oil, and the suppliers want to keep it that way. Yup, we’re addicts, but the program doesn’t tell us how to break this addiction, or how to curtail speculation, or keep prices low. Moreover, it doesn’t follow the pipeline deeply enough. Aren’t some of the world’s great oil fields, like Saudi Arabia’s Ghawar or Mexico’s Cantarell, already in decline?

How will this affect prices at the pump?

Still, all told, a very interesting hour.

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The family Frampton

By David Hiltbrand The Philadelphia Inquirer

Discovery to re-air ‘Cronkite Remembers’ NEW YORK — Discovery Channel says it’s re-airing Cronkite Remembers, an eightpart look at the 20th century through the eyes of veteran newsman Walter Cronkite.

The encore presentation honors Cronkite, who died last week at age 92. The series airs Sunday in a double marathon beginning at 10 a.m. and concluding at 2 a.m. Monday.

Last seen on Discovery in 1997, the series charts Cronkite’s life and times through recollections, interviews, home movies and clips from the CBS News library and other archives. Episodes include “The Cold War,” “Television and Politics” and “Man on the Moon.”

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Show business is tearing the Frampton clan apart!

OK, maybe that’s overstated. But at the very least, it’s putting some serious strains on the family fabric.

As a rock musician, father Peter, best known for his 1976 monster album, Frampton Comes Alive!, has always lead a peripatetic lifestyle.

His current U.S. tour has him hopscotching across the country.

Meanwhile his wife, Tina, and young daughter, Mia Rose, have relocated to Los Angeles from their home in Cincinnati so the precocious 13-year-old can pursue an acting career.

“It’s stretching us pretty thin,” says Peter.

“We would all prefer to be living together all the time. Now, I have to keep doing the hippity hop between Los Angeles and Cincinnati.”

The move seems to be paying off for the aspiring actress. Mia Rose’s resume has gained heft since she landed a recurring role on ABC Family’s new hit series, Make It or Break It. The drama is a pommel-horse opera about girl gymnasts.

Because Peter’s recording studio is attached to the family manse, he now spends more time in the Queen City than anyone else. Usually alone.

The irony of a British rock idol marooned in the Midwest is not lost on Frampton.

“When Tina and I started getting serious, I told her, ‘Alright, but I’m not moving to Cincinnati (her hometown).’ Now look where we are,”

he says, laughing.

Frampton probably should have seen where his daughter was headed a decade ago. “When she was 3 1/2, every time a ToysRus commercial would come on, she would say, ’I want that.

I want that,”’ he recalls. “Then a little girl came on during one of the commercials and looked around at me and said, ‘I can do that.”’

The die was cast. She began appearing in school and local productions. “It gave me the idea I want to do this — being somebody I’m not,” she says.

Still, it took a lot of pleading to get her parents on board for the move to California.

“I wanted it really bad. My mom is very supportive, but she says the minute I don’t love it, we’re gone,” Mia Rose says. “She’s definitely not the typical stage mom.”

As a recurring character, Mia Rose doesn’t have to be on set every day.

“I can be a regular kid,” she says of her schedule. “I still have friends I hang out with.

Everyone is so excited for me. I do miss a lot of school, but they’re very flexible. Sometimes I have to do school on the set.”

All in all, the move is working out pretty well. Except that she’s an adolescent thousands of miles from her father.

Mia Rose, who inherited some of her dad’s musical talent, recently wrote her first song, “My Memories,” with these lyrics: “Warm sheets they hold me tight “Their smiles are so bright “He moves from place to place “Her smile begins to fade.”

Autobiographical? You bet.

July 24-30, 2009

The identity of the featured celebrity is found within the answers in the puzzle. In order to take the TV Challenge, unscramble the letters noted with asterisks within the puzzle.

6. “Eyes __ __ Angel”; ACROSS 1991 John Travolta film 1. Actor on “Ghost 7. John Denver’s Whisperer” (2) state of birth: abbr.

10. Norway’s patron saint 8. 2008 Stallone movie 11. “Cirque du Soleil: 9. Star of “Dave’s World” Journey __ __”; 2000 13. Role on “Married ...

Ian McKellen film With Children” 12. Nothing 15.

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21. __ Remini (“Hamlet”) 24. Suffix for cartoon or art 21. Asian nation 26. “American Idol” judge 22. “Sanford and __” 29. Ms. Moore (1972-77) 30. City in Utah 23. Letters in a college’s 31. Prefix for regular Web site address or rational 24. Top amount in the 34. __ Gibson opening “Jeopardy!”

35. Baseball stat. round 36. Actress Carrere 38. Initials for John Boy’s 25. Broadcasts portrayer 27. NBC weekend fare 39. Glover’s monogram 28. Reality series that began in 2008 (3) 32. Actor Alistair 33. Slip up 34. “The A-Team” actor (2) 37. “As __ __ & My House”; 2008 sitcom 39. Actress Mazar 40. Milo of “Heroes” DOWN 1. __ Johnson 2. Ms. MacGraw 3. Actor Kilmer 4. “As __”; 2002 sitcom 5. Actor Gary

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“Malibu Shark Attack” (2009) Peta Wilson. Premiere. An earthquake unleashes huge, prehistoric sharks.

“Eye of the Beast” (2007) James Van Der Beek.

Precious Mem. In Touch With Dr. Charles Stanley Å Hour of Power Å Billy Graham Classic Crusades Drive Thru History Å Travel the Road Å ››› “Independence Day” (1996) (PA) Will Smith, Bill Pullman. Å The Bill Engvall Show The Bill Engvall Show ›› “Kicking & Screaming” (2005) Will Ferrell. A father and son go head-to-head as soccer coaches. ››› “Soylent Green” ›››› “A Night at the Opera” (1935, Comedy) Groucho Marx, Harpo Marx, Kitty Carlisle. A cagey promoter ›› “The Firefly” (1937, Musical) Jeanette MacDonald, Allan Jones, Warren William. A Spanish spy falls in love (1973) Charlton Heston. seeks support for his singers. Å (DVS) with an agent of Napoleon. Å The New Detectives ’ Dateline: Real Life Mysteries ’ Å Dateline: Real Life Mysteries “Deadly Mission” ’ ››› “King Kong” (2005) ›› “The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift” (2006, Action) Lucas Black, Zachery Ty Bryan, Bow Wow. An Naomi Watts. Å American street racer takes on a Japanese champion. Å Total Drama Action The Andy Griffith Show NCIS “Kill Ari” Å Hip Hop Songs NEWS Big Mac: Inside Newsroom America & the Courts Book TV FOX Report Cradle to Grave

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Jack Hayford Å Joel Osteen Å Taking Authority Å Believer’s Voice Changing Your World Mary and Joseph: A Test of Faith ›› The Goonies (1985) ›› “The Shaggy Dog” (2006) Tim Allen. A man transforms into a canine. ›› “The Shaggy Dog” (2006) Tim Allen, Robert Downey Jr. A man transforms into a canine. Å ›› The Goonies (1985) ››› “Please Don’t Eat ›››› “High Noon” (1952, Western) Gary Cooper, Grace Kelly, Katy Jurado. A ››› “The Set-Up” (1949, Drama) Robert Ryan. An ››› “Rope” (1948, Crime Drama) James Stewart, John Dall, Farley Granger. A the Daisies” (1960) marshal stands alone to face a gunman and his gang. Å aging boxer struggles to maintain his integrity. pair of murderers hosts a party for the victim’s friends. Å I Didn’t Know ›› “The Guardian” (2006) Kevin Costner.

I Didn’t Know I Didn’t Know I Didn’t Know I Didn’t Know › “Gone in Sixty Seconds” (2000, Action) Nicolas Cage, Angelina Jolie, Giovanni Ribisi. A retired thief must steal 50 cars to save his brother. Å

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Prime Minister Political Programming Book TV: After Words Special Programming Caught on Camera Criminals.

Dancing Tweens (N) ’ Å I Didn’t Know I Didn’t Know › “Gone in Sixty Seconds” (2000, Action) Nicolas Cage, Angelina Jolie, Giovanni Ribisi. A retired thief must steal 50 cars to save his brother. Å King of the Hill ’ Å Family Guy ’ Å The Andy Griffith Show M*A*S*H Å In Plain Sight “Let’s Get It Ahn” (N) Å Brooke Knows Best ’ Daisy of Love ’

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J WIAT Regis and Kelly M*A*S*H M*A*S*H Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Fam. Feud Fam. Feud Reba L WPXH Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Jury Duty Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Varied Programs Steve Wilkos Jury Duty Jury Duty The People’s Court Hatchett Hatchett Judge Mathis Maury Deal No Deal No Fam. Guy ¥ WABM Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Jerry Springer CABLE ENTERTAINMENT Local Programming Action News at Noon Local Programming Oprah Winfrey Chan. 2 Action News Chan. 2 Action News Local Prog ^ TV-2 The Doctors Cold Case Files Cold Case Files CSI: Miami The Sopranos American Justice American Justice Cold Case Files Cold Case Files CSI: Miami A&E American Justice M ››› “Lucas” (1986) Corey Haim. Å ››› “Hook” (1991, Fantasy) Dustin Hoffman, Robin Williams. Å ››› “Rookie of the Year” (1993) Thomas Ian Nicholas. Å ››› “Ferris Bueller’s Day Off” (1986) Å T Witness ›› “Hamburger Hill” (1987, War) Anthony Barrile. Å ›› “Blown Away” (1994, Suspense) Jeff Bridges. Å ›› “Missing in Action” (1984, War) Chuck Norris.

“Missing in Action 2: The Beginning” ››› “The Package” (1989, Suspense) Gene Hackman. Å ››› “Clear and Present Danger” (1994, Suspense) Harrison Ford. Å ›› “Out for Justice” (1991, Action) AMC W ›› “Two Minute Warning” (1976) Charlton Heston. Å TH ››› “An Officer and a Gentleman” (1982) Å ›› “Jagged Edge” (1985) Glenn Close, Jeff Bridges. Å ››› “The Game” (1997, Suspense) Michael Douglas, Sean Penn. Å ››› “Training Day” (2001) Denzel Washington.

F ›› “The Hi-Lo Country” (1998) Woody Harrelson. Å ›› “Mobsters” (1991, Crime Drama) Christian Slater. Å ›› “The Whole Nine Yards” (2000) Bruce Willis. ››› “True Lies” (1994) Arnold Schwarzenegger. Å Bargain Bargain You Eat You Eat How Clean How Clean Varied Programs Gordon-F Word The Hotel Inspector Gordon-F Word Ramsay’s Kitchen News BBC Antiques Roadshow One Hatchett Hatchett The Game The Game Movie Smart Guy Smart Guy One One The Game The Game 106 & Park: BET’s Top 10 Live BET One Biography Ripley-Believe Notorious City Confidential Varied Programs Biography Biography Ripley-Believe Notorious City BIO BRAVO Varied Programs CMT Power Picks Varied Programs Trading Spouses Trading Spouses Extreme-Home Trading Spouses Trading Spouses Makeover CMTV CMT Music Varied Programs Daily Show Colbert MADtv MADtv Presents Movie RENO 911! Scrubs COMEDY Movie Cash Cab Varied Programs Deadliest Catch Cash Cab Varied Cash Cab Varied Programs DISC Varied Suite Life Montana Wizards Movie Varied Suite Life Suite Life Varied Programs Phineas Suite Life Wizards DISN Phineas Varied Programs E! News Daily 10 Varied Programs E! News E! �SportsCenter �SportsCenter �SportsCenter �SportsCenter Lines Football �NFL Live Burning Horn Interrupt �SportsCenter Varied ESPN �SportsCenter �ESPN First Take Varied Programs Best of �1st and 10 Van Pelt Varied �SportsNation NASCAR Varied Horn Interrupt �NFL Live ESPN2 �ESPN First Take Gilmore Girls Full House Full House Sister, Sis. Sister, Sis. Sabrina Sabrina Full House Full House What I What Like Gilmore Girls My Wife My Wife ’70s Show FAM The 700 Club Entertain Quick Fix Cooking Italian Minute Contessa Lee Boy Grill Big Bite Ultimate Cooking Italian Contessa Home Cooking Minute Challenge FOOD Emeril Live Varied M Paid Prog. Paid Prog. World Poker MLB Baseball Atlanta Braves at Milwaukee Brewers. �ClubWPT.com Desert Drag Race Best Damn 50 World Poker Top 50 T Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Outdoor Hunter Veteran Birding WPS Soccer: Gold Pride at Saint Louis In GOLF Baseball Car Show Mike Sport Science Desert Drag Race Pageant USARacing Car Show LOKAR �Eco Adventures Sport Science Best Damn 50 �ClubWPT.com �Reloaded Scoopage ClubWPT FOXSS W Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Scoopage Toughman Mike TH Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Outdoor Hunter Nuts Bolts ShipShape Outside Outdoors Outdoor Southern �Eco Adventures World Poker World Poker ACC �SEC TV Top 50 F Paid Prog. Paid Prog. �ClubWPT.com Big 12 Football: From the Archives ACC �SEC TV �Reloaded Baseball Affliction Scoopage Sport Science Top 50 Baseball ClubWPT Movie Varied Programs Bernie Bernie Malcolm Malcolm Bernie Bernie ’70s Show ’70s Show Movie Varied Programs FX M Bottom ›› “Black Widow” (1954) Ginger Rogers. Å ›› “Hilda Crane” (1956, Drama) ›› “Island in the Sun” (1957) Harry Belafonte. ›› “Mr. Billion” (1977) Terence Hill. Å ››› “That Thing You Do!” (1996) T ››› “Peyton Place” (1957) Å ››› “Sea Wife” (1957) Å ››› “Two for the Road” (1967) Å ›› “How to Steal a Million” (1966) Audrey Hepburn. Å ›› “French Kiss” (1995) Meg Ryan. Å ››› “North to Alaska” (1960) John Wayne. ›› “Wanted: The Sundance Woman” (1976) ›› “Six Pack” (1982) Kenny Rogers. Å ›› “Dutch” (1991, Comedy) Ed O’Neill. Å FXM W ›››› “The Ox-Bow Incident” TH ›› “A Blueprint for Murder” (1953) ›››› “Young Frankenstein” (1974) Å ››› “Hush... Hush, Sweet Charlotte” (1965) Bette Davis. ››› “Murder, Inc.” (1960) Stuart Whitman. Å ››› “The Seven-Ups” (1974) Å F ››› “Les Miserables” (1952) Michael Rennie. ›› “Man in the Middle” (1964) Robert Mitchum. ›› “Three Brave Men” (1957) ››› “The Diary of Anne Frank” (1980) Å ›› “The Chairman” (1969) Gregory Peck. Å Super Super Jeopardy! Fortune Pyramid MatchGam Fam. Feud Password Lingo Lingo Pyramid Fam Feud Chain Fam Feud Newlywed Catch 21 Deal No GSN Fam. Feud Pyramid Golden Touched by an Angel Touched by an Angel 7th Heaven 7th Heaven Little House Little House M*A*S*H M*A*S*H M*A*S*H M*A*S*H M*A*S*H HALL Golden House Curb To Sell Buy Me Parents Dime Challenge Color Deserving My Kitchen Divine Get It Sold To Sell Varied Programs H&G Save Bath Decorating Cash Attic If Walls M Hooked: Illegal Drugs Hooked: Illegal Drugs Hooked: Illegal Drugs Modern Marvels Å Hippies The counterculture. Å Hooked: Illegal Drugs Hooked: Illegal Drugs Hooked: Illegal Drugs Marvels T Shadow Force Å Shadow Force Å Man, Moment, Machine Modern Marvels Water. Return of the Pirates The modern-day pirate.

Shadow Force Å Shadow Force Å Man, Moment, Machine Marvels Ice Road Truckers Ice Road Truckers Modern Marvels Å Ice Road Truckers Ice Road Truckers Ice Road Truckers Ice Road Truckers Ice Road Truckers Marvels HIST W Ice Road Truckers TH Jurassic Fight Club Jurassic Fight Club Jurassic Fight Club Modern Marvels Å First Apocalypse Å Jurassic Fight Club Jurassic Fight Club Jurassic Fight Club Marvels F Mail Call Mail Call Mail Call Mail Call Mail Call Mail Call Modern Marvels Å Mail Call Mail Call Mail Call Mail Call Mail Call Mail Call Mail Call Mail Call Mail Call Mail Call Marvels Frasier Will-Grace Will-Grace Desperate Housewives Desperate Housewives Wife Swap Wife Swap Wife Swap Wife Swap Reba Reba Reba LIFE Frasier MILIT Varied Programs Varied Parental Parental Raiders Raiders Scrubs Scrubs Going Out X Effect Parental Parental Chung Varied Programs MTV Degrassi Degrassi Teen Cribs MTV Cribs Chung Dog Whisperer Factory Floor Varied Programs Factory NGEO Varied Programs Sponge Sponge Sponge Sponge Sponge Sponge Sponge Sponge OddParent Varied Programs Sponge Sponge Jackson Drake iCarly NICK Sponge Extreme Machines Project Earth Project Earth Discoveries Varied Programs SCIENCE Junkyard Wars Beverly Hills, 90210 Beverly Hills, 90210 One Tree Hill One Tree Hill The O.C. The O.C. Beverly Hills, 90210 Beverly Hills, 90210 Young SOAP Days of our Lives Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Varied Programs Truck U Chop Cut Edge �Monster Jam �Unique Whips Pimp Ride SPEED Varied Programs Varied Videos Varied CSI: NY Varied CSI: NY Varied CSI Varied CSI Varied CSI: NY Varied CSI: NY Varied CSI SPIKE Married... Married... Videos Varied Programs Poker Superstars II Varied Programs Braves Baseball SPSO �College Flash Classics �MLB Baseball Star Trek: Enterprise Stargate Atlantis Stargate SG-1 Varied SYFY Varied Programs Your Day Believers Varied Programs Behind Varied Life Today Marilyn H. The 700 Club Hagee Rod P. Praise the Lord Varied TBN Rod P. Home Imp. Home Imp. Home Imp. Home Imp. Just Shoot Just Shoot Yes, Dear Yes, Dear King King Raymond Raymond Raymond Friends Seinfeld TBS Movie M King-Mine ››› “Cry, the Beloved Country” (1952, Drama) ››› “The Immortal Battalion” ›››› “Zulu” (1964) Stanley Baker, Jack Hawkins. Å ››› “Mighty Joe Young” (1949) ››› “Tarzan, the Ape Man” (1932) T “Fireman Save My Child” ›› “Son of a Sailor” ››› “Elmer the Great” (1933) “A Very Honorable Guy” ›› “Circus Clown” (1934, Comedy) ›› “Alibi Ike” (1935) ›› “Polo Joe” (1936) Joe E. Brown. ›› “Sons O’ Guns” ››› “Sweet Bird of Youth” (1962, Drama) Å ›››› “Funny Girl” (1968, Musical) Barbra Streisand, Omar Sharif. Å ››› “Genghis Khan” (1965) Stephen Boyd.

TCM W Liz Taylor ››› “Cat on a Hot Tin Roof” (1958) Å (DVS) TH “A Walk in the Sun”, War ›› “Gun Glory” (1957, Western) ›››› “Out of the Past” (1947) Å (DVS) ››› “Cry Danger” (1951) Å ››› “While the City Sleeps” (1956) Å ››› “Spellbound” (1945) Å F Midnight 1939 The year in film. ›› “Lone Star” (1952) Clark Gable. Å ››› “Dark Passage” (1947) Humphrey Bogart. ››› “Mr. Blandings Builds His Dream House” ››› “The Swan” (1956) Å What Not to Wear Baby Story Baby Story Baby Story Birth Day Diagnosis Varied Little Little Jon & Kate Jon & Kate What Not Varied Programs TLC Jon & Kate Jon & Kate What Not to Wear ER Las Vegas Las Vegas Cold Case Law & Order Law & Order Bones Bones Bones TNT Charmed Movie Varied Programs BrainRush Johnny T Varied Programs TOON Varied Programs Hillbillies Hillbillies Gunsmoke Gunsmoke Bonanza Bonanza Hillbillies Hillbillies Griffith TVLND Jeffersons Jeffersons GoodTime GoodTime Extreme-Home NCIS NCIS NCIS USA Varied Programs Varied Programs Daisy VH1 Jump Start CABLE NEWS Power Lunch Street Signs Closing Bell Closing Bell Fast Money Mad Money Report CNBC Squawk on the Street The Call Newsroom Newsroom Newsroom The Situation Room With Wolf Blitzer Lou Dobbs CNN Newsroom The Live Desk Studio B-Smith Your World Glenn Beck Special Report Report FNC America’s Newsroom Happening Now MSNBC News Live Dr. Nancy And. Mitchell MSNBC News Live MSNBC News Live MSNBC News Live Hardball The Ed Show Hardball MSNBC Morning Meeting

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NBC 13 News at 10:00pm The Tonight Show With (N) Å Conan O’Brien (N) Å

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The Andy Griffith Show The Andy Griffith Show Rick & Bubba Å Rick & Bubba Å ABC 33/40 News at 10PM Nightline (N) Å (N)

One Tree Hill “Searching for a Former Clarity” ’ 5 WTTO Two and a Half Men ’ 8 WJXS Southern Shopper with Eddie and Debbie Wheel of Fortune “San- The Bachelorette (Season Finale) (N) ’ Å H WJSU dals Resorts Week”

Gossip Girl “The Age of Dissonance” ’ Å Cheers ’ Å Cheers ’ Å

Entertainment Tonight (N) How I Met Your Mother J WIAT ’ Å “The Yips” ’ Å

Two and a Half Men Cou- The Big Bang Theory Raj CSI: Miami “Presumed Guilty” A defense attorney might CBS 42 News at 10 (N) ples counseling. ’ makes a play for Penny. be involved in a murder cover-up. ’ Å

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Crime Stories “Terror by Text” Å Dead Men Talking ’ Å The Real Housewives of New Jersey Å The Real Housewives of New Jersey Å Extreme Makeover: Home Edition ’ Å The Singing Bee ’ › “National Lampoon’s Van Wilder: The Rise of Taj” (2006, Comedy) Kal Penn, Amy Steel. Å Deadliest Catch: Best of Season 4 Highlights. Å Deadliest Catch: Best of Season 4 Highlights. Å ›› “Chicken Little” (2005, Comedy) Voices of Zach Braff, Joan Cusack, Don Sonny With a Chance Knotts. Animated. A young fowl must save the world from aliens. ‘G’ “Prank’d”

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That Thing You Do! Å › “Satisfaction” (1988, Musical) Justine Bateman, Liam Neeson. Å Life After Film School ››› “That Thing You Do!” (1996) Tom Everett Scott. Small-time rockers hit it big with a catchy single.

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How I Met Your Mother Drop Dead Diva “Do Over” Å Army Wives “Post and Prejudice” Å Divine Secrets ›› “Journey to the Center of the Earth” (2008, Adventure) Brendan Fraser, Anita Briem. ’ ‘PG’ Å Weapons Races: Tank Weapons Races: Nuclear Submarine Great Planes “SR-71 Blackbird” Lockheed SR-71.

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“Today You Die” (2005) Steven Seagal, Treach. A thief seeks revenge against his double-crossers. Å Future Phenoms �Spotlight 2008 American Ski Classic Star Trek: The Next Generation “Identity Crisis” ’ Mobile Suit Gundam 00 Mobile Suit Gundam 00 Praise the Lord Å My Name Is Earl Å My Name Is Earl Å The Bill Engvall Show Sex and the City Å ›› “Halls of Anger” (1969, Drama) Calvin Lockhart, Janet MacLachlan, James A. Watson Jr. White students enter a predominantly black high school.

The Little Couple Å Bones “The Man in the Fallout Shelter” ’ Å

Dancing Tweens ’ Å Little Parents, Big Pregnancy ’ Å The Closer A shootout leaves two patrol officers and an The Closer “Elysian Fields” A man who was the lead 18-year-old boy dead. Å suspect in the murder of two girls is murdered.

Cake Boss (N) ’ Å Cake Boss ’ Å Raising the Bar “Trust Me” (N) Å

Dancing Tweens ’ Å CSI: NY A man collapses and dies in the middle of the annual San Gennaro festival in Little Italy. Å

Destroy Build Destroy The Andy Griffith Show NCIS “The Immortals” Daisy of Love Pasts. ’ NEWS Kudlow Report Lou Dobbs Tonight Å House of Rep. U.S. Senate Coverage FOX Report Hardball Å

Total Drama Action The Andy Griffith Show NCIS “The Curse” ’ Å Daisy of Love ’

Stoked Star Wars Clo. The Andy Griffith Show The Andy Griffith Show �WWE Monday Night Raw ’ (Live) Å Charm School (N) ’

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On the Record With Greta Van Susteren (N) Å Countdown With Keith Olbermann

Mad Money Capital News Today Capital News Today The O’Reilly Factor The Rachel Maddow Show

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Access Hollywood Å

5 WTTO Two and a Half Men ’ 8 WJXS Center Stage Wheel of Fortune “SanH WJSU dals Resorts Week”

America’s Got Talent Auditions. ’ Å

A&E AMC ANPL BBC BET BIO BRAVO CMTV COMEDY DISC DISN E! ESPN ESPN2 FAM FOOD FOXSS FX FXM GSN HALL HBO H&G HIST LIFE MAX MILIT MTV NGEO NICK SCIENCE SHOW SOAP SPEED SPIKE SPSO SYFY TBN TBS TCM TLC TNT TOON TVLND USA VH1 CABLE

CNBC CNN CSPAN CSPAN2 FNC MSNBC

Reba ’ Å Family Guy ’ Å ENTERTAINMENT Entertainment Tonight The First 48 Å ›› “Missing in Action 2: The Beginning” (1985)

Boston Legal “Let Sales Ring” ’ Å Street Patrol (N) Å Street Patrol (N) Å

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FOX6 News at 9:00 PM FOX6 News at 9:30 PM FOX6 News at 10:00 PM Looking for Lincoln Myths surrounding Abraham Lincoln. ’ Å (DVS)

America’s Got Talent Vying for a position in the Top 40. Law & Order: Special Victims Unit “Confession” A (N) ’ Å teenager admits his pedophilic urge. ’ (PA) Å

90210 “Secrets and Lies” ’ Å Hitched or Ditched Couple from Chicago. ’ Å Cardinal Corner Most Wanted The Andy Griffith Show Cheers ’ Å The Superstars (Season Finale) Kayak pursuit; tug-of-war; triathlon; the champion is Better Off Ted “Jabbercrowned. (N) ’ Å wocky” (N) ’ Å

Entertainment Tonight (N) NCIS “Knockout” Gibbs looks into Vance’s past. ’ Å J WIAT ’ Å L WPXH ¥ WABM CABLE ^ TV-2

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The King of Queens ’ The King of Queens ’ TV24 Local News TV24 Local News The Bachelorette “After the Final Rose” (N) ’ Å

10:30 TMZ (N) ’ Å

NBC 13 News at 10:00pm The Tonight Show With (N) Å Conan O’Brien (N) Å The Andy Griffith Show The Andy Griffith Show Rick & Bubba Å Rick & Bubba Å ABC 33/40 News at 10PM Nightline (N) Å (N)

Big Brother 11 (N) ’ Å

Medium Allison is puzzled by her dreams about several CBS 42 News at 10 (N) murders witnessed by an apparent ghost.

Late Show With David Letterman (N) ’ Å

Boston Legal “Death Be Not Proud” ’ Å Jail ’ Å Jail ’ Å

Boston Legal “The Black Widow” ’ Å The Simpsons ’ Å The Simpsons ’ Å

Paid Program ’ House of Payne

Paid Program ’ House of Payne

Local Programming Action News Nightbeat Local Programming The First 48 “River’s Edge” Å The First 48 (N) Å The Cleaner “The Things We Didn’t Plan” (N) Å The Cleaner “The Things We Didn’t Plan” Å ›› “Out for Justice” (1991, Action) Steven Seagal, William Forsythe, Jerry Orbach. A New York cop relentlessly ››› “Clear and Present Danger” (1994, Suspense) Harrison Ford, Willem Dafoe, Anne Archer. CIA chief compursues a comrade’s murderer. bats Colombian drug cartels. Å

Raw Nature ’ Å Killing for a Living “In the Company of Killers” ’ Venom Hunter Toxic killers. ’ Crocodile Feeding Frenzy ’ Å Killing for a Living “In the Company of Killers” ’ World News You Are What You Eat (N) Å Dragon’s Den Å BBC World News America Å You Are What You Eat Å 106 & Park: Top 10 Live › “The Cookout” (2004, Comedy) Ja Rule. An athlete’s mother has a wild barbecue at his mansion.

College Hill College Hill BET Awards ’09 City Confidential Å Biography Pop music phenomenon. Å The Cosby Show: A Look Back Bill Cosby and cast mates reflect about “The Cosby Show.” ’ Å Biography “Bill Cosby” Bill Cosby. Å The Real Housewives of Atlanta “Best of Enemies” Real Housewives-Atlanta NYC Prep “Guests of Guests” (N) Å Miami Social “The Better Lover” (N) Å Miami Social “The Better Lover” Å Extreme-Home Extreme Makeover: Home Edition ’ Å ›› “Necessary Roughness” (1991) Scott Bakula, Hector Elizondo. A 34-year-old farmer aids a failing college football team. ’ Necessary Roughness Scrubs ’ Å Daily Show-Jon Stewart The Colbert Report Å South Park Å South Park Å South Park Å South Park Å Daily Show-Jon Stewart The Colbert Report (N) Deadliest Catch ’ Å Deadliest Catch “Day of Reckoning” ’ Å Deadliest Catch “Shipwrecked” (Season Finale) (N) The Colony “Power Struggle” (N) ’ Å Deadliest Catch “Day of Reckoning” ’ Å Hannah Montana Han›› “Herbie: Fully Loaded” (2005, Comedy) Lindsay Lohan, Michael Keaton, Matt Dillon. The Love Bug and its Wizards of Waverly Place Hannah Montana HanThe Suite Life of Zack & That’s So Raven Raven nah’s dislike of carrots. new owner enter the world of auto racing. ‘G’ Å ’Å nah’s dislike of carrots.

Cody Team-building. ’ obsesses over a play. ’ The Daily 10 (N) Natasha Richardson: The E! True Hollywood Story Michael Jackson Kendra Kendra Chelsea Lately (N) E! News �E:60 (N) 2009 World Series of Poker (Taped) 2009 World Series of Poker (Taped) �Baseball Tonight (Live) Å �SportsCenter (Live) Å WNBA Basketball Phoenix Mercury at Connecticut Sun. (Live) Å �FIVB Volleyball World League -- United States vs. Netherlands. From Wichita, Kan. (Taped) Strongest Man That ’70s Show ’ Å 10 Things I Hate Ruby & the Rockits (N) ››› “Bridge to Terabithia” (2007, Fantasy) Josh Hutcherson, AnnaSophia Robb. Å The 700 Club Å Challenge Ace of Cakes Ace of Cakes Unwrapped Best Thing, Ate Chopped Edamame and shrimp. (N) Good Eats Peas.

Unwrapped Chocolate.

Best Damn-Pageant World Poker Tour: Season 7 (Part 1 of 2) World Poker Tour: Season 7 (Part 2 of 2) �Reloaded �The Final Score (Live) Best Damn 50 �The Final Score (Live) ›› “Van Helsing” (2004, Fantasy) Hugh Jackman, Kate Beckinsale. A monster hunter battles creatures in Transylvania.

Rescue Me “Lesbos” (N) Rescue Me “Lesbos” Life After Film School ››› “Oscar and Lucinda” (1997) Ralph Fiennes, Cate Blanchett. Two misfits form a bond based on their love of gambling. Å ››› “Looking for Richard” (1996) Al Pacino, Harris Yulin. Å Deal or No Deal ’ Å Family Feud Å Be a Millionaire Family Feud ’ Å Be a Millionaire The Newlywed Game Catch 21 Å Deal or No Deal ’ Å M*A*S*H The 4077th re- Touched by an Angel “The Word” The angels aid a girl “Back to You and Me” (2005, Drama) Lisa Hartman Black, Dale Midkiff, Rue McClanahan. A successful doctor The Golden Girls “Stan’s The Golden Girls Sophia ceives fresh eggs. Å with an obsessive-compulsive disorder. ’ Å returns home after many years away. Å Return” ’ Å may move to California. ›› The Replacements House Hunters Modern Marvels “Water” Water. Å

REAL Sports With Bryant Gumbel ’ Å ››› “The Incredible Hulk” (2008, Action) Edward Norton, Liv Tyler, Tim Roth. ’ ‘PG-13’ Å My First Place My First Place House Hunters Bang for Your Buck House Hunters House Hunters Life After People Speculating on what Earth would be like if humans were to disappear. Å That’s Impossible “Eternal Life” Defeating death; growing replacement body parts in labs. (N) Å

Entourage ’ Å True Blood ’ Å Buy Me (N) ’ My First Place Mega Disasters Assessing the potential impact of a Pacific methane-gas explosion. Å

Reba ’ Å Reba “Core Focus” ’ Reba ’ Å ›› “Queen Sized” (2008) Nikki Blonsky. An overweight teen stands up to pranksters at her school.

Will & Grace ’ Å Will & Grace ’ Å ›› “Hollow Man” (2000) Kevin Bacon. ‘R’ Å ›› “Hamlet 2” (2008, Comedy) Steve Coogan, David Arquette. ’ ‘R’ Å ›› “Death Race” (2008) Jason Statham. Prisoners compete in a brutal car race to win their freedom.

Deadliest Aircraft Red October Air combat. ’ Å Weaponology The history of portable firepower. ’ Ultimate Weapons “Close Quarter Battle” ’ Å Red October Air combat. ’ Å Making His Band ’ Å Paris, Not France Paris Hilton. (N) ’ Paris Hilton’s My New BFF (N) ’ Å Paris Hilton’s My New BFF ’ Å Ultimate Factories Secrets of the Star Disc Decoding Bible Relics Explorer The ark of the covenant.

Secrets of the Star Disc True Jackson, VP Å Malcolm in the Middle Malcolm in the Middle George Lopez ’ Å George Lopez ’ Å Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Fresh Prince of Bel-Air The Nanny ’ Å The Nanny ’ Å Humanology ’ Å Humanology “Real Wolf Kids” Werewolf syndrome.

Humanology “Electric Human” ’ Å Humanology “Out of the Ordinary Family Reunion” Humanology “Real Wolf Kids” Werewolf syndrome. ›› Hot Rod (2007) ›› “Shaft” (2000) Samuel L. Jackson. A former cop vows to bring a murderous racist to justice. ‘R’ Weeds (iTV) ’ Å Nurse Jackie “Pupil” ’ Weeds (iTV) ’ Å Nurse Jackie “Pupil” ’ Young-Restless All My Children Today ’ Å One Life to Live Today ’ Å General Hospital Today ’ Å Days of our Lives Today ’ Å Pass Time Pimp My Ride Pimp My Ride Super Bikes!

Super Bikes!

Jacked!

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Pimp My Ride ’ Pass Time CSI: Crime Scn CSI: Crime Scene Investigation “Gentle, Gentle” 1,000 Ways to Die 1,000 Ways to Die 1,000 Ways to Die MANswers Å MANswers Å MANswers Å �MLB Baseball Atlanta Braves at Florida Marlins. From Land Shark Stadium in Miami. (Subject to Blackout) ’ (Live) �Braves Live! Postgame �Braves Live! Postgame MLB Baseball Atlanta Braves at Florida Marlins. ’ Warehouse 13 ’ Å Warehouse 13 Pete and Myka investigate a town.

Warehouse 13 Artie is kidnapped by a woman. (N) �ECW (Live) Warehouse 13 Artie is kidnapped by a woman. ’ Perfect Weight America Behind the Scenes Å Joyce Meyer John Hagee Today Å Precious Memories Å Praise the Lord Å Seinfeld “The Contest” Family Guy ’ Å Family Guy ’ Å Family Guy ’ Å Family Guy ’ Å The Office ’ Å The Office “The Injury” Seinfeld “The Tape” ’ Seinfeld ’ Å ›› “Sons O’ Guns” ››› “The Prisoner of Zenda” (1952, Adventure) Stewart Granger, Deborah Kerr, James Mason. A look-alike ›› “The Little Hut” (1957, Romance-Comedy) Ava Gardner, Stewart Granger, ›› “All the Brothers (1936) Joe E. Brown.

British tourist poses as the king of Ruritania. Å (DVS) David Niven. A tony British couple and friend are shipwrecked.

Were Valiant” (1953) The Real Estate Pros (N) Moving Up New York Yankees-themed bedroom. (N) Bones “The Superhero in Bones “The Woman in the Garden” A gang member the Alley” ’ Å has the dug-up corpse of a woman in his car.

Chowder The Andy Griffith Show NCIS “High Seas” Å Charm School ’ NEWS Kudlow Report Lou Dobbs Tonight Å House of Rep. U.S. Senate Coverage FOX Report Hardball Å

18 Kids and Counting (N) 18 Kids and Counting ’ The Little Couple (N) ’ The Little Couple Å HawthoRNe “Night Moves” (N) Å Saving Grace The squad investigates the death of a 99-year-old man who was shot in the head. (N)

18 Kids and Counting ’ 18 Kids and Counting ’ HawthoRNe “Night Moves” Å

Total Drama Island Total Drama Action Stoked 6TEEN “Career Day” The Andy Griffith Show The Andy Griffith Show Roseanne ’ Å Roseanne ’ Å ›› “The Break-Up” (2006) Vince Vaughn. A couple end their relationship, but neither is willing to move.

The T.O. Show ’ Brooke Knows Best ’ Brooke Knows Best ’

King of the Hill ’ Å King of the Hill ’ Å Family Guy ’ Å Family Guy ’ Å Roseanne ’ Å Roseanne ’ Å Roseanne ’ Å Roseanne ’ Å ›› “50 First Dates” (2004) Adam Sandler. A man falls for a woman who has short-term memory loss.

Daisy of Love ’ Fab Wedding Fab Wedding

CNBC Reports Campbell Brown (N) Tonight From Washington Tonight From Washington The O’Reilly Factor (N) Å Countdown With Keith Olbermann (N)

Inside Track: Refueling the Business of NASCAR Anderson Cooper 360 Å

Porn: Business of Pleasure Larry King Live (N) Å

Hannity (N) The Rachel Maddow Show (N)

On the Record With Greta Van Susteren (N) Å Countdown With Keith Olbermann

Mad Money Capital News Today Capital News Today The O’Reilly Factor The Rachel Maddow Show

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BROADCAST CHANNELS So You Think You Can Dance Top six. (N) ’ Å FOX6 News at 9:00 PM FOX6 News at 9:30 PM FOX6 News at 10:00 PM TMZ (N) ’ Å & WBRC Seinfeld ’ Å The NewsHour With Jim Time Team America Scientists examine the remains of ›› “Okie Noodling” (2001, Documentary) Fishermen Ascent of Money Global economic system is prone to Wide Angle “Contestant No. 2” An Arab-Israeli teenager _ WCIQ Lehrer (N) ’ Å the Fremont Indians in southern Utah. (N) Å use their bare hands to catch their prey. both growth and instability. (N) ’ Å (DVS) sets her sights on the Miss Israel pageant. ` WVTM

Access Hollywood Å

5 WTTO Two and a Half Men ’ 8 WJXS Cardinal Corner Wheel of Fortune “SanH WJSU dals Resorts Week”

America’s Got Talent Vying for a position in the Top 40. America’s Got Talent Vying for a position in the Top 40. The Philanthropist “Kashmir” One of Phillip and Ted’Å (N) ’ Å dy’s college friends asks for help. (N) ’ Å

NBC 13 News at 10:00pm The Tonight Show With (N) Å Conan O’Brien (N) Å

America’s Next Top Model ’ Å America’s Next Top Model “Fun and Games” Å ’Bama’s Greatest Games ’Bama’s Greatest Games Buster Miles Auto Cheers ’ Å Wipeout Couples compete. ’ Å I Survived a Japanese Game Show (N) ’ Å

The Andy Griffith Show The Andy Griffith Show Rick & Bubba Å Rick & Bubba Å ABC 33/40 News at 10PM Nightline (N) Å (N)

Entertainment Tonight (N) The New Adventures of J WIAT ’ Å Old Christine ’ Å L WPXH ¥ WABM CABLE ^ TV-2

A&E AMC ANPL BBC BET BIO BRAVO CMTV COMEDY DISC DISN E! ESPN ESPN2 FAM FOOD FOXSS FX FXM GSN HALL HBO H&G HIST LIFE MAX MILIT MTV NGEO NICK SCIENCE SHOW SOAP SPEED SPIKE SPSO SYFY TBN TBS TCM TLC TNT TOON TVLND USA VH1 CABLE

CNBC CNN CSPAN CSPAN2 FNC MSNBC

Reba ’ Å Family Guy ’ Å ENTERTAINMENT Entertainment Tonight CSI: Miami “Addiction” ›› “Out for Justice” (1991) Steven Seagal.

Gary Unmarried Gary wants Allison to remarry.

Criminal Minds “Mayhem” An SUV carrying members of the team explodes. ’ Å

The King of Queens ’ TV24 Local News Primetime: Crime Å

The King of Queens ’ TV24 Local News

CSI: NY “No Good Deed” A buzzard drops a human eyeball from its claw. ’ Å

Reba “Vanny Dearest” ››› “Training Day” (2001) Denzel Washington. Premiere. A rookie cop meets a corrupt Los Angeles narcotics officer.

World’s Funniest Moments ’ Å Magic’s Biggest Secrets Finally Revealed ’ Å The Simpsons ’ Å The Simpsons ’ Å Local Programming Dog the Bounty Hunter Dog the Bounty Hunter Dog the Bounty Hunter “Jack & Jill” Å Dog the Bounty Hunter ››› “Training Day” (2001, Crime Drama) Denzel Washington, Ethan Hawke, Scott Glenn. Premiere. A rookie cop meets a corrupt Los Angeles narcotics officer. Å

CBS 42 News at 10 (N)

Late Show With David Letterman (N) ’ Å

Paid Program ’ House of Payne

Abundant Life Church House of Payne

Action News Nightbeat Local Programming Dog the Bounty Hunter Tattoo Highway Å Tattoo Highway Å ››› “The Game” (1997, Suspense) Michael Douglas, Sean Penn, Deborah Kara Unger. A businessman takes part in an unusual form of recreation. Å

Tusks And Tattoos Å Untamed and Uncut Icelandic horses. ’ Å Monsters Inside Me “Hijackers” (N) ’ I Shouldn’t Be Alive “Shark Survivor” ’ Å Monsters Inside Me “Hijackers” ’ World News Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares The Sandgate. Å Gordon Ramsay’s F Word (N) BBC World News America Å Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares The Sandgate. Å ›› “Lean on Me” (1989) Morgan Freeman, Robert Guillaume. A principal takes a hard line on school violence and drugs.

Harlem Heights Å Harlem Heights Å Judge Hatchett ’ Å Judge Hatchett ’ Å City Confidential Å Biography “Adam Sandler” Comic Adam Sandler.

Biography “Billy Crystal” Billy Crystal. Å Biography “David Letterman” (N) Å Urban Legends (N) Å Urban Legends Å Top Chef Masters Å Top Chef Masters Junk-food classic. Å Top Chef Masters “Trick in a Box” Å Top Chef Masters The top six chefs get a surprise.

Top Chef Masters The top six chefs get a surprise.

Extreme-Home Extreme Makeover: Home Edition “Lucas Family” ››› “Urban Cowboy” (1980, Drama) John Travolta, Debra Winger, Scott Glenn. A Texas oil worker looks for love at a popular honky-tonk. ’ Scrubs “My Rabbit” ’ Daily Show-Jon Stewart The Colbert Report Å Futurama ’ Å South Park Å South Park Å Michael Daily Show-Jon Stewart The Colbert Report (N) How It’s Made ’ Å Extreme Loggers: Ice Logging Fierce weather. ’ Extreme Loggers: Ice Logging “The Final Push” Verminators Alligator in a woman’s backyard. (N) Extreme Loggers: Ice Logging Fierce weather. ’ Hannah Montana “Dadnapped” (2009, Comedy) Emily Osment, David Henrie, Jason Earles. A girl Jonas “Band’s Best Friend” Wizards of Waverly Place Hannah Montana Hannah The Suite Life of Zack & That’s So Raven Raven “Super(sticious) Girl” ’ Å springs into action when fans kidnap her father. ‘NR’ Å “Smarty Pants” ’ and Austin Rain. Å Cody “Arwinstein” Å tries to replace a lamp.

The Daily 10 (N) 50 Cutest Child Stars All Grown Up Young celebrities.

Favorite Child Stars: Where Are They Now? (N) Chelsea Lately (N) E! News �MLB Baseball (Subject to Blackout) (Live) Å �Baseball Tonight (Live) Å �SportsCenter (Live) Å 2009 World Series of Poker 2009 World Series of Poker �MLS Soccer All Star Game -- Everton vs. MLS All-Stars. From Rio Tinto Stadium in Sandy, Utah. (Live) That ’70s Show “Misfire” America’s Funniest Home Videos ’ Å America’s Funniest Home Videos ’ Å America’s Funniest Home Videos ’ Å The 700 Club Å Challenge Chopped Bananas, collard greens and grits.

Throwdown-Bobby Flay Throwdown-Bobby Flay Dinner: Impossible Quinceanera celebration.

Good Eats crawfish.

Unwrapped �ClubWPT.com Sport Science �Best Damn Top 50 Special The Scoopage �The Final Score (Live) �Reloaded �The Final Score (Live) ›› Van Helsing (2004) ›› “The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen” (2003) Sean Connery, Shane West. Literary figures unite to stop a mad bomber. ›› “The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen” (2003) Sean Connery.

Life After Film School ›› “Taps” (1981) Timothy Hutton. Military cadets secure their campus from condo developers. Å ›› “Point Break” (1991) Patrick Swayze. An FBI man turns surfer to nab rubber-masked bank robbers.

Deal or No Deal ’ Å Family Feud Å Be a Millionaire Family Feud ’ Å Be a Millionaire The Newlywed Game Catch 21 Å Deal or No Deal ’ Å M*A*S*H Camp members Touched by an Angel A terminally ill woman seeks a “Before You Say I Do” (2009, Romance-Comedy) Jennifer Westfeldt, David Sutcliffe, Lauren Holly. A time-travel- The Golden Girls “Nice The Golden Girls Dorothy bowl against Marines. caregiver for her daughter. ’ Å er tries to change his girlfriend’s view on marriage. Å and Easy” ’ Å needs foot surgery. ›› Bee Movie (2007) House Hunters Modern Marvels “Truck Stops” Å

››› “Burn After Reading” (2008) George Clooney. ’ ‘R’ Å Harry Potter, Half-Blood Property Virgins Å Property Virgins Å House Hunters Income Property Å MonsterQuest “Mutant Canines” Two expeditions try to MonsterQuest “Terror From the Sky” (N) Å trap mysterious dog-killers. Å

True Blood “Hard-Hearted Hannah” ’ Å House Hunters Renovation Realities Ice Road Truckers Everyone pushes to get freight to Deadhorse before the season ends. Å

Real Time With Bill Maher ’ Å Big Amazing My First Place Extreme Trains The world’s coolest train’s high-tech refrigeration keeps produce fresh. Å

Reba ’ Å Reba ’ Å Reba ’ Å “When Andrew Came Home” (2000) Park Overall. A mother must rehabilitate her traumatized son. Å Will & Grace Å Will & Grace Å ››› Ghost Town Å › “Leviathan” (1989) Peter Weller. A mutagen turns undersea miners into amphibious monsters. ’ ‘R’ ›› “The Women” (2008) Meg Ryan. A grave betrayal strains the friendship of two women. ’ ‘PG-13’ Great Planes ’ Å Clash of Wings “True Airpower” ’ Moments in Time “Letters From the Roman Front” Moments in Time Ireland’s potato famine. ’ Clash of Wings “True Airpower” ’ ›› “Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls” (1995) Jim Carrey, Ian McNeice. ’ The Real World “Cancun” ’ Å The Real World “Cancun” (N) ’ Å The Real World “Cancun” ’ Å Factory Floor Lockdown “Inmate U” Repossessed! “Working for the Man” (N) Locked Up Abroad “Betrayed in Ecuador” (N) Lockdown “Inmate U” True Jackson, VP Å Malcolm in the Middle Malcolm in the Middle George Lopez ’ Å George Lopez ’ Å Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Fresh Prince of Bel-Air The Nanny ’ Å The Nanny ’ Å Survivorman ’ Å The Amazing Octopus ’ Survivorman ’ Å Mantracker Shannon and Stephanie. ’ Å The Amazing Octopus ’ ››› “Margot at the Wedding” (2007) Nicole Kidman. iTV. ’ ‘R’ Nurse Jackie “Pupil” ’ Weeds (iTV) ’ Å Margaret Cho: Beautiful (iTV) Stand-up routine.

Urban Legends Young-Restless All My Children Today ’ Å One Life to Live Today ’ Å Holidate Los Angeles and New York.

Days of our Lives Today ’ Å Pass Time New American Thunder Pinks -- All Outtakes (N) Pass Time (N) Pass Time (N) Wrecked Wrecked Pimp My Ride ’ Pass Time CSI: Crime Scn CSI: Crime Scene Investigation “Justice Is Served” �UFC Fight Night Scheduled: Kenny Florian vs. Joe Lauzon; Karo Parisyan vs. Thiago Alves; Matt Hamill vs. Tim Boetsch. From Broomfield, Colo. ’ �MLB Baseball Atlanta Braves at Florida Marlins. From Land Shark Stadium in Miami. (Subject to Blackout) ’ (Live) �Braves Live! Postgame �Braves Live! Postgame MLB Baseball Atlanta Braves at Florida Marlins. ’ Ghost Hunters ’ Å Ghost Hunters Clapp Library. ’ Å Ghost Hunters International “Witches Castle” (N) Ghost Hunters International “Headless Haunting” Ghost Hunters International “Witches Castle” Å Billy Graham Classic Behind the Scenes Å Grant Jeffrey Å Secrets of Bible Jack Van Impe Presents Praise the Lord Å Seinfeld “The Airport” House of Payne House of Payne Meet the Browns Meet the Browns House of Payne House of Payne House of Payne House of Payne ››› “Genghis Khan” ›› “Hips, Hips, Hooray” (1934, Musical Comedy) Bert ››› “Gold Diggers of 1933” (1933, Musical Comedy) Joan Blondell, Ruby Keeler, Dick Powell. Unemployed ›› “Footlight Parade” (1933, Musical) James Cagney, (1965) Stephen Boyd.

Wheeler, Robert Woolsey, Ruth Etting. showgirls help a producer stage a show. Å Joan Blondell, Ruby Keeler. Å Cake Boss ’ Å The Tiniest Toddlers ’ Å Bones “The Woman in the Bones “Fire in the Ice” A man and his son discover a Tunnel” ’ Å frozen body in a pond. ’ Å Total Drama Action The Andy Griffith Show NCIS ’ Å Greatest Songs-’80s NEWS Kudlow Report Lou Dobbs Tonight Å House of Rep. U.S. Senate Coverage FOX Report Hardball Å

I Didn’t Know I Didn’t Know Leverage “The Order 23 Job” The team goes after a shady hedge-fund manager. (N) Å

Toddlers & Tiaras “Queens and Kings of America” Dark Blue “Purity” (N) Å

The Tiniest Toddlers ’ Å Leverage “The Order 23 Job” The team goes after a shady hedge-fund manager. Å

BrainRush ’ Å Destroy Build Destroy The Andy Griffith Show The Andy Griffith Show NCIS “Probie” ’ Å 100 Greatest Songs of the ’80s ’ Å

The Othersiders (N) ’ Survive This (N) Å Roseanne ’ Å Roseanne ’ Å NCIS “The Voyeur’s Web” ’ Å 100 Greatest Songs of the ’80s ’ Å

King of the Hill ’ Å She’s Got the Look NCIS “Frame-Up” ’ Å Charm School ’

Family Guy ’ Å Family Guy ’ Å The Cosby Show Å The Cosby Show Å NCIS “Leap of Faith” ’ Å The T.O. Show ’ ›› Wayne’s World ’

CNBC Reports Campbell Brown (N) Tonight From Washington Tonight From Washington The O’Reilly Factor (N) Å Countdown With Keith Olbermann (N)

Marijuana Inc.: Inside America’s Pot Industry Larry King Live (N) Å

Ultimate Fighting: Fistful of Dollars (N) Anderson Cooper 360 Å

Hannity (N) The Rachel Maddow Show (N)

King of the Hill ’ Å

On the Record With Greta Van Susteren (N) Å Countdown With Keith Olbermann

Mad Money Capital News Today Capital News Today The O’Reilly Factor The Rachel Maddow Show

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BROADCAST CHANNELS Bones “The Doctor in the Den” ’ (PA) Å So You Think You Can Dance Two voted off. Å & WBRC Seinfeld “The Calzone” The NewsHour With Jim The This Old House Hour Framing; kitchen layout; up- Antiques Roadshow The first mask worn by Clayton _ WCIQ Lehrer (N) ’ Å dating the old steam heating system. ’ Å Moore as the Lone Ranger; Marilyn Monroe. ’ ` WVTM

Access Hollywood (N) Å 30 Rock Jack feels his job Parks and Recreation “Pi- The Office Dwight and is threatened. Å lot” Community park.

Andy plan a hunting trip.

5 WTTO Two and a Half Men ’ 8 WJXS Center Stage Wheel of Fortune “SanH WJSU dals Resorts Week”

Smallville An explosion at LutherCorp injures Oliver. �Southern Golfer Report �Southern Golfer Report Grey’s Anatomy “Sympathy for the Devil” Mark tries to hide his relationship with Lexie. ’ Å

Entertainment Tonight (N) Big Brother 11 ’ (Live) Å J WIAT ’ Å L WPXH ¥ WABM CABLE ^ TV-2

A&E AMC ANPL BBC BET BIO BRAVO CMTV COMEDY DISC DISN E! ESPN ESPN2 FAM FOOD FOXSS FX FXM GSN HALL HBO H&G HIST LIFE MAX MILIT MTV NGEO NICK SCIENCE SHOW SOAP SPEED SPIKE SPSO SYFY TBN TBS TCM TLC TNT TOON TVLND USA VH1 CABLE

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10:30 TMZ (N) ’ Å We Have Signal: Live From Birmingham

Law & Order “Chattel” Detectives uncover a child slave- NBC 13 News at 10:00pm The Tonight Show With trade ring. ’ Å (N) Å Conan O’Brien (N) Å

Supernatural “Family Remains” ’ Å Word Alive Cheers ’ Å Grey’s Anatomy Everyone in the hospital tries to find a new organ donor for a patient. ’ Å

The King of Queens ’ The King of Queens ’ TV24 Local News TV24 Local News Private Practice Cooper and Charlotte grow closer as she experiences a family emergency. ’ Å

CSI: Crime Scene Investigation Riley and Langston are taken hostage after a shootout. ’ Å (DVS)

The Mentalist “Flame Red” Patrick goes undercover to CBS 42 News at 10 (N) investigate three murders. ’ Å

The Andy Griffith Show The Andy Griffith Show Rick & Bubba Å Rick & Bubba Å ABC 33/40 News at 10PM Nightline (N) Å (N) Late Show With David Letterman (N) ’ Å

Reba ’ Å Family Guy ’ Å ENTERTAINMENT Entertainment Tonight CSI: Miami “Shootout” ››› “Training Day” (2001) Ethan Hawke Å

Reba ’ Å ››› “Training Day” (2001) Denzel Washington, Ethan Hawke. A rookie cop meets a corrupt Los Angeles narcotics officer. ››› “Leaving Las Vegas” (1995, Drama) Nicolas Cage, Elisabeth Shue, Julian Sands.

The Simpsons ’ Å The Simpsons ’ Å

Paid Program ’ House of Payne

Local Programming The First 48 “Gone” Å The First 48 “Cold as Ice” Å Crime 360 “Rochester” (N) Å ››› “True Lies” (1994, Action) Arnold Schwarzenegger, Jamie Lee Curtis, Tom Arnold. A man lives the double life of a spy and a family man. Å

Action News Nightbeat Local Programming Crime 360 Men are found beaten. Å ›› “The Whole Nine Yards” (2000, Comedy) Bruce Willis, Matthew Perry. Å

Born Different ’ Å World News 106 & Park: Top 10 Live City Confidential Å Real Housewives-Atlanta Extreme-Home Scrubs ’ Å Survivorman ’ Å Hannah Montana “You Give Lunch a Bad Name”

Wild Russia “Siberia” Siberia. (N) ’ Wild Russia The land dividing Europe and Asia. (N) Being Human Primeval “Hero Wanted” (2008) Cuba Gooding Jr. Criminals target a garbageman after a bank heist goes awry.

Biography “Guns N’ Roses” Guns N’ Roses. Å Biography “Red Hot Chili Peppers” Å The Real Housewives of Atlanta “Best of Enemies” The Real Housewives of Atlanta “Reunion” Å Extreme Makeover: Home Edition “Turner Family” World’s Strictest Parents “The Heltons” ’ Daily Show-Jon Stewart The Colbert Report Å Jackass Vomit omelet.

Jackass ’ Å Survivorman ’ Å Moments of Impact (N) ’ Å “Minutemen” (2008, Comedy) Jason Dolley, Luke Benward, Nicholas Braun. High- Phineas and Ferb Tropical school outcasts use a time machine to change the past. ‘NR’ Å paradise. Å

Wild Russia “Siberia” Siberia. ’ Being Human

Animal Cops Philadelphia “Bonnie and Clyde” ’ BBC World News America Å Movie Biography “Kurt Cobain” (N) Å The Real Housewives of Atlanta Å World’s Strictest Parents “The Morrisons” ’ Tosh.0 (N) Å Important Things-Martin Deadliest Catch “Shipwrecked” ’ Å Wizards of Waverly Place Hannah Montana “You “Fairy Tale” Å Give Lunch a Bad Name”

Paid Program ’ House of Payne

Meth’s Deadly High Crystal meth hazards. Å The Real Housewives of Atlanta Å World’s Strictest Parents The Rutherford family. ’ Daily Show-Jon Stewart The Colbert Report (N) Survivorman ’ Å The Suite Life of Zack & That’s So Raven Raven’s Cody Minimart job. Å plans get ruined. Å

The Daily 10 (N) Fatal Beauty: 15 Most Notorious Women Women’s crimes make them pseudo-celebrities.

Keeping Up-Kardashians Keeping Up-Kardashians Chelsea Lately (N) E! News Homecoming Rick Reilly �X Center (Live) �X Games From Los Angeles. (Live) Å �SportsCenter (Live) Å �NFL’s Greatest Game (N) Å �Baseball Tonight (Live) Å ATP Tennis U.S. Open Series -- Los Angeles Open -- Round of 16. (Live) ››› “Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire” (2005, Fantasy) Daniel Radcliffe, Rupert Grint, Emma Watson. Voldemort lays a trap for Harry at the Triwizard Tournament. Å The 700 Club Å Challenge Iron Chef America Cat Cora vs. Kerry Simon.

The Next Food Network Star “VIP Party in Miami” Ace of Cakes (N) Ace of Cakes Good Eats Lobsters.

Unwrapped Ice cream.

Best Damn 50 �Big 12 Football: From the Archives From Nov. 24, 2001. (N) �ACC All-Access �The Final Score (Live) �Baseball’s Golden Age �The Final Score (Live) ›› Dark Blue (2002) ›› “The Transporter 2” (2005, Action) Jason Statham. A former soldier tries to save a kidnapped boy. ›› “The Transporter 2” (2005, Action) Jason Statham. A former soldier tries to save a kidnapped boy. ››› The Seven-Ups ›› “Bonnie and Clyde: The True Story” (1992) Dana Ashbrook. Å ›› “Sugar Hill” (1993, Drama) Wesley Snipes, Michael Wright. One of two brothers wants out of the illegal drug business. Å Deal or No Deal ’ Å Family Feud Å Be a Millionaire Family Feud ’ Å Be a Millionaire The Newlywed Game Catch 21 Å Deal or No Deal ’ Å M*A*S*H Charles falls for a Touched by an Angel “Jump” The angels intervene “Wedding Daze” (2004, Comedy) John Larroquette, Karen Valentine, French Stewart. Parents prepare for their The Golden Girls Rose’s The Golden Girls Red Cross worker. when a radio shock jock exploits a suicidal teen. ’ three daughters’ nuptials. Å blind sister visits. Å Blanche’s father visits. ›› “Mamma Mia!” (2008) Meryl Streep. A single hotelier prepares for her daughter’s wedding. ‘PG-13’ House Hunters My First Place My First Place House Hunters (N) Modern Marvels “Super Gangland “Circle of Death” The Aryan Circle gang ter- Gangland “Breed” (N) Å Human” Å rorizes Texas. Å

Hung “The Pickle Jar” House Hunters

Entourage ’ Å House Hunters Pawn Stars Boat deal might sink. Å

Entourage ’ Å Real Estate Intervention Pawn Stars Old Pac-Man game; jousting helmet.

Showgirls: Glitz & Angst ’ Å Property Virgins Å My First Place Superhuman Searching the world for people with remarkable powers. Å

Reba ’ Å Reba “Van’s Agent” ’ Reba “Surprise” Å ›› “Vacancy” (2007) Luke Wilson. A stranded couple become the subjects of a snuff film. Å Will & Grace ’ Å Will & Grace ’ Å ›› Don’t Say a Word ››› “Wanted” (2008) James McAvoy. An office drone becomes part of a secret society of assassins. ››› “Apollo 13” (1995) Tom Hanks. Based on the true story of the ill-fated 1970 moon mission. ‘PG’ Futureweapons ’ Å Futureweapons “Guns” ’ Å Weapon Masters The Hale rocket of the Civil War. American Commandos: Airborne ’ Å Futureweapons “Guns” ’ Å The Real World ’ Å True Life “Best & Worst Moments” ’ 16 and Pregnant “Ebony” Air Force. ’ Å 16 and Pregnant “Never Before Seen” (N) ’ True Life “I’m Having Twins” Newborn twins. ’ Ultimate Factories Earthmovers Marvels of engineering.

World’s Toughest Fixes “Atom Smasher” (N) Naked Science “Life on Mars” Earthmovers Marvels of engineering.

True Jackson, VP Å Malcolm in the Middle Malcolm in the Middle George Lopez ’ Å George Lopez ’ Å Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Fresh Prince of Bel-Air The Nanny ’ Å The Nanny ’ Å Colossal Construction Catch It/Keep It “Hurricane Mike” ’ How Do They Do It? (N) How Do They Do It? ’ Build It Bigger “Dallas Cowboys Stadium” ’ Å Catch It/Keep It “Hurricane Mike” ’ › Delta Farce (2007) ›› “Beowulf” (2007) Voices of Ray Winstone. Animated. A warrior battles a ferocious demon. ‘PG-13’ Penn & Teller: Bulls...!

Penn & Teller: Bulls...!

Weeds (iTV) ’ Å Nurse Jackie “Pupil” ’ Young-Restless All My Children Today ’ Å One Life to Live Today ’ Å General Hospital Today ’ Å Days of our Lives Today ’ Å Pass Time �Pinks -- All Out From Ennis, Texas. (N) Jacked! (N) Jacked! (N) Wrecked (N) Wrecked “The Blizzard” Pimp My Ride Pass Time CSI: Crime Scn UFC Unleashed ’ Å �TNA iMPACT! (N) Jesse James Is a Dead Man �MLB Baseball Atlanta Braves at Florida Marlins. From Land Shark Stadium in Miami. (Subject to Blackout) ’ (Live) �Braves Live! Postgame �Braves Live! Postgame MLB Baseball Atlanta Braves at Florida Marlins. ’ “Bottom Feeder” (2006, Horror) Tom Sizemore, Wendy Anderson. Å › “See No Evil” (2006, Horror) Kane. A maniac terrorizes a group of delinquents cleaning a hotel. Å Mork & Mindy Å Mork & Mindy Å The Cross Å Behind the Scenes Å Dr. David Jeremiah Å Winning With Wisdom This Is Your Day Å Praise the Lord Å Seinfeld “The Pick” ’ Friends ’ Å Friends Å Friends Å Friends ’ Å ›› “Dumb & Dumber” (1994) Jim Carrey. Two witless wonders take a cash-laden briefcase to Aspen. ››› “Spellbound” (1945) ›››› “Gone With the Wind” (1939, Romance) Clark Gable, Vivien Leigh, Leslie Howard. Civil War rogue Rhett Butler loves Southern belle Scarlett O’Hara.

Ingrid Bergman.

The Real Estate Pros ’ Lottery Changed My Life III ’ Å LA Ink “Kat Bares It All” ’ Å CSI: NY “Dancing With the CSI: NY A wealthy, middle-aged man is murdered in the CSI: NY “Manhattan Manhunt” A serial killer goes to Fishes” ’ Å elevator of his upscale apartment building. Å New York with a hostage. ’ Å

LA Ink “Aubry Tries to Help” (N) ’ Å LA Ink “Kat Bares It All” ’ Å ›› “Sahara” (2005, Adventure) Matthew McConaughey, Steve Zahn, Penélope Cruz. Adventurers search for a Confederate ship in Africa. Å

Chowder (N) The Andy Griffith Show NCIS ’ Å Daisy of Love ’ NEWS Kudlow Report Lou Dobbs Tonight Å House of Rep. U.S. Senate Coverage FOX Report Hardball Å

Misadv. of Flapjack Stoked (N) Roseanne ’ Å Roseanne ’ Å NCIS “Eye Spy” ’ Å Daisy of Love Five-course meal. ’

Total Drama Action 6TEEN (N) She’s Got the Look (N) Burn Notice “Friends Like These” (N) Å Daisy of Love Surprise visitor. ’

King of the Hill ’ Å King of the Hill ’ Å She’s Got the Look Royal Pains “The Honeymoon’s Over” (N) Å Daisy of Love Pasts. ’

Family Guy ’ Å Family Guy ’ Å Roseanne ’ Å Roseanne ’ Å In Plain Sight “Let’s Get It Ahn” Å Daisy of Love ’

CNBC Reports Campbell Brown (N) Tonight From Washington Tonight From Washington The O’Reilly Factor (N) Å Countdown With Keith Olbermann (N)

As Seen on TV The world of infomercials.

Larry King Live (N) Å

Cruise Inc.: Big Money on the High Seas Anderson Cooper 360 Å

Mad Money

Hannity (N) The Rachel Maddow Show (N)

On the Record With Greta Van Susteren (N) Å Countdown With Keith Olbermann

Capital News Today Capital News Today The O’Reilly Factor The Rachel Maddow Show

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2009 Chevy Aveo

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2009 Chevy Malibu

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