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Local filmmaker Jason LaRay Keener doesn’t want to leave his home.

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Play me a song Jacksonville High School student Lauren Ingram to give piano recital.

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The summer of love 40 years later, Woodstock still fascinates.

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Mid-century modern ‘Mad Men’ is back with more 1960s modern living.

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On the cover The Golden Saw Music Hall in Jacksonville brings a community together every Friday night.

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This week’s movie releases: The Goods: Live Hard, Sell Hard, The Time Traveler’s Wife, Bandslam and District 9.

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TV’s ‘Guiding Light’ shoots final scenes in New Jersey PEAPACK-GLADSTONE, N.J. — The cast and crew of Guiding Light, TV’s longest-running soap opera, have finished shooting their final scenes in a northern New Jersey town.

Afterward, they gathered at Peapack Reformed Church for a service to remember the show. The church has served as the site for weddings and funerals in Guiding Light’s fictional town of Springfield.

The Rev. Kathryn Henry recalled that the show’s title referred to a lamp put in a church window by the fictional Rev. Rutledge to welcome parishioners seeking guidance.

CBS has canceled the program after a 72-year run that predates television.

Guiding Light will air its last episode on Sept. 18.

Yvonna Wright, who plays Mel Boudreau Bauer, says Tuesday’s service offered some closure.

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JHS student to give piano recital “Music is a prophecy of what life is to be; the rainbow of promise translated out of seeing into hearing.” — Lydia M. Child Lauren Ingram’s piano recital this Sunday may well reflect a prediction of a life filled with music. Susie Francis Dempsey, her piano teacher, says piano music has been a priority in Ingram’s busy schedule for the last 12 years, from her early elementary school years as a student of Margaret Smoake, and into high school, where she has participated in piano and band music. After graduation from Jacksonville High School, the student plans to go to attend the University of Alabama where she will Hervey major in English and music.

Folsom The recital will be held at the Artists in Action First United Methodist Church of Jacksonville at 3 p.m. The pieces she will play represent a variety of styles and works that include celebrated Italian composer Muzio Clementi, J.S. Bach, Ludwig Beethoven and Claude Debussy. Clementi is known for composing the first sonata written for the piano, and the Impressionist Selim Palmgren, another composer from which she will play, helped establish the nationalist movement in Finnish music.

These are just some of the interesting facts Ingram will include in her program notes, which she has written herself and will share with the audience. Two women composers, distinctly different in background, are also on the program, giving Ingram’s challenging fingerwork more variety. “Smoky Topaz Rag” was written by Grace Bolen and “Elergy” is by Cecile Chaminade. Her contemporary piece will be “Theme from Beauty and the Beast.”

“We will be hearing the work of a student who has steadily progressed from the time I have known her,” Dempsey said. “She’s learned to express herself and listen more intently to her own playing, which must happen for a student to become truly musical.”

Ingram has taken up selections she has played in the past, Dempsey added, and performs them now with more maturity in phrasing with line and melody. And her foundation in piano provided the basis for her confidence in playing band instruments, Dempsey said.

Although she’s very busy with church and school activities, Ingram makes time for music. She has been recognized at the state level seven times by the Alabama Music Teachers Association for her performances at auditions.

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The Jacksonville State University Office of Continuing Education has announced a call for entries for a Community Fiber Art Show featuring quilting, knitting, crochet, needlework and other fiber arts made by past and present residents of Calhoun, Etowah, St. Clair, Talladega, Cleburne and Cherokee counties. The exhibition will be held Nov. 5-8 at the Leon Cole Auditorium at JSU. Entries can be placed in three categories: n Resident — current resident artists age 17 or older, including all JSU students enrolled in the fall 2009 semester n Heirloom — deceased past resident artist n Youth Exhibitor — current residents age 16 or younger.

Those interested in exhibiting their works can send their registration to JSU’s Office of Continuing Education, 100 Gamecock Drive, Anniston, AL 36205. Registration includes an entry form, a $5 fee for each of the resident and heirloom categories or $1 fee for a youth exhibit, a photo of the work and a brief artist statement. Deadline for submission is noon on Oct. 23. Space is limited, so early submission of entries is recommended. For more information, entry forms and show guidelines, please contact the Office of Continuing Education at 782-5918.

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Jacksonville High School student Lauren Ingram is giving a piano recital Sunday at the First United Methodist Church in Jacksonville.

She is active in the drama team, which performs a play each Christmas, and youth praise band at First United Methodist Church of Jacksonville and is in both the JHS Marching Band and Jazz Bands playing mallets and piano respectively. She is also a member of the National Honor Society and Who’s Who Among American High School students. Ingram also plays on the JHS tennis team.

“She has numerous projects, but she always rises to the top,” Dempsey commented.

She is the daughter of Dr. and Mrs. Russell Ingram of Jacksonville.

The public is invited to the recital.

Brooks & Dunn: Out of new ideas after 20 years

By JOHN GEROME Associated Press

NASHVILLE, Tenn. — Brooks & Dunn decided to call it quits after they realized they’d begun to run out of ideas after 20 years of making hit country music together.

Kix Brooks and Ronnie Dunn talked about their parting Wednesday during a taping of Country Music Television’s Invitation Only show, which will air Oct. 30. They announced this week that they plan to release an album of greatest hits that will include a few new songs next

month then tour one last time in 2010 before parting.

With Dunn sitting beside him, Brooks told a questioner in the audience that while working on the new album, they looked at each other and said, “You know what? I think we’ve just kind of exhausted it.”

“We’ve managed year after year to come up with material for albums, gear up for another tour, ideas and all these things,” Brooks said. “We’ve explored everything we could think of musically.”

Brooks, 54, said he and Dunn, 56, remain good friends and have never

had a “good fight” or even yelled at each other.

Dunn said the duo began as a “contrived act” in 1990, with the two “thrown together” by their record label. They began as co-workers “then ended up more like brothers than anything,” he said.

Their many hits include “Boot Scootin’ Boogie,” “My Maria,” “Red Dirt Road” and “Cowgirls Don’t Cry” with Reba McEntire.

They’ve sold more than 30 million albums and had 23 No. 1 hits, according to their label, Arista Nashville.

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★ Guitar legend-inventor Les Paul dies at age 94

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By LUKE SHERIDAN WHITE PLAINS, N.Y. — Les Paul, who invented the solid-body electric guitar later wielded by a legion of rock ’n’ roll greats, died Thursday of complications from pneumonia. He was 94.

According to Gibson Guitar, Paul died at White Plains Hospital. His family and friends were by his side.

As an inventor, Paul also helped bring about the rise of rock ’n’ roll with multitrack recording, which enables artists to record different instruments at different times, sing harmony with themselves, and then carefully balance the tracks in the finished recording.

The use of electric guitar gained popularity in the mid-to-late 1940s, and then exploded with the advent of rock in the mid-’50s.

“Suddenly, it was recognized that power was a very important part of music,” Paul once said. “To have the dynamics, to have the way of expressing yourself beyond the normal limits of an unamplified instrument, was incredible. Today a guy wouldn’t think of singing a song on a stage without a microphone and a sound system.”

“Without Les Paul, we would not have rock and roll as we know it,” said Terry Stewart, president of the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame and Museum. “His inventions created the infrastructure for the music and his playing style will ripple through generations.”

A tinkerer and musician since childhood, he experimented with guitar amplification for years before coming up in 1941 with what he called “The Log,” a four-by-four piece of wood strung with steel strings.

“I went into a nightclub and played it. Of course, everybody had me labeled as a nut.” He later put the wooden wings onto the body to give it a traditional guitar shape.

In 1952, Gibson Guitars began production on the Les Paul guitar.

Pete Townshend of the Who, Steve Howe of Yes, jazz great Al DiMeola and Led Zeppelin’s Jimmy Page all made the Gibson Les Paul their trademark.

Over the years, the Les Paul series has become one of the most widely used guitars in the music industry. In 2005, Christie’s auction house sold a 1955 Gibson Les Paul for $45,600.

In the late 1960s, Paul retired from music to concentrate on his inventions.

His interest in country music was rekindled in the mid-’70s and he teamed up with Chet Atkins for two albums. The duo were awarded a Grammy for best country instrumental performance of

1976 for their Chester and Lester album.

With Mary Ford, his wife from 1949 to 1962, he earned 36 gold records for hits including “Vaya Con Dios” and “How High the Moon,” which both hit No. 1. Many of their songs used overdubbing techniques that Paul had helped develop.

“I could take my Mary and make her three, six, nine, 12, as many voices as I wished,” he recalled. “This is quite an asset.” The overdubbing technique was highly influential on later recording artists such as the Carpenters.

Released in 2005, Les Paul & Friends: American Made, World Played was his first album of new material since those 1970s recordings. Among those playing with him: Peter Frampton, Jeff Beck, Eric Clapton and Richie Sambora.

“They’re not only my friends, but they’re great players,” Paul told The Associated Press. “I never stop being amazed by all the different ways of playing the guitar and making it deliver a message.”

Two cuts from the album won Grammys, “Caravan” for best pop instrumental performance and “69 Freedom Special” for best rock instrumental performance. (He had also been awarded a technical Grammy in 2001.)

Paul was inducted into the National Inventors Hall of Fame in 2005.

Paul was born Lester William Polfuss, in Waukesha, Wis., on June 9, 1915.

He began his career as a musician, billing himself as Red Hot Red or Rhubarb Red. He toured with the popular Chicago band Rube Tronson and His Texas Cowboys and led the house band on WJJD radio in Chicago.

In the mid-1930s he joined Fred Waring’s Pennsylvanians and soon moved to New York to form the Les Paul Trio, with Jim Atkins and bassist Ernie Newton.

Meanwhile, he had made his first attempt at audio amplification at age 13. Unhappy with the amount of volume produced by his acoustic guitar, Paul tried placing a telephone receiver under the strings. Although this worked to some extent, only two strings were amplified and the volume level was still too low.

By placing a phonograph needle in the guitar, all six strings were amplified, which proved to be much louder. Paul was playing a working prototype of the electric guitar in 1929.

His work on taping techniques began in the years after World War II, when Bing Crosby gave him a tape recorder. Drawing on his earlier experimentation with his homemade record-

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cutting machines, Paul added an additional playback head to the recorder.

The result was a delayed effect that became known as tape echo.

Tape echo gave the recording a more “live” feel and enabled the user to simulate different playing environments.

Paul’s next “crazy idea” was to stack together eight mono tape machines and send their outputs to one piece of tape, stacking the recording heads on top of each other. The resulting machine served as the forerunner to today’s multitrack recorders.

In 1954, Paul commissioned Ampex to build the first eight-track tape recorder, later known as “Sel-Sync,” in which a recording head could simultaneously record a new track and play back previous ones.

He had met Ford, then known as Colleen Summers, in the 1940s while working as a studio musician in Los Angeles. For seven years in the 1950s, Paul and Ford broadcast a TV show from their home in Mahwah, N.J. Ford died in 1977, 15 years after they divorced.

In recent years, Paul played Monday nights at New York night spots. Such stars as Led Zeppelin’s Jimmy Page, Dire Straits’ Mark Knopfler, Bruce Springsteen and Eddie Van Halen came to pay tribute and sit in with him.

“It’s where we were the happiest, in a ‘joint,”’ he said in a 2000 interview with the AP. “It was not being on top. The fun was getting there, not staying there — that’s hard work.”

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TOP: In this May 3, 1988 photo, Paul McCartney, right, tries out a custom-made left handed “Les Paul Lite” guitar presented to him by designer, Les Paul, left, in New York. Paul, 94, the guitarist and inventor who changed the course of music with the electric guitar and multitrack recording and had a string of hits, died Thursday.

ABOVE: Les Paul gets ready to rehearse at the Iridium Jazz Club in New York on Oct. 4, 2004.

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40 years later, Woodstock still fascinates Music

By MICHAEL HILL Associated Press

BETHEL, N.Y. — Forty years after Richie Havens sang and strummed for a sea of people at Woodstock, he still gets asked about it and he still gets requests to sing “Freedom.”

He’s not surprised.

“Everything in my life, and so many others’, is attached to that train,” Havens said.

The young hippies who watched the sun come up with The Who in 1969 are now eligible for early bird specials.

Many of the bands are broken up or missing members who died. But Woodstock remains one of those events — like the moon landing earlier that summer — that continues to define the 1960s in the popular imagination.

Consider the bumper crop of Woodstock nostalgia marking the 40th anniversary.

There’s a new director’s cut DVD of the concert movie, a remastered concert CD, director Ang Lee’s rock ’n’ roll comedy Taking Woodstock and a memoir by promoter Michael Lang. There are also performances scheduled by Woodstock veterans at the old site, now home to a ’60s museum and an outdoor concert pavilion.

The Woodstock legend stems from big names such as Jimi Hendrix and Janis Joplin playing at a show where everything went wrong but

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ABOVE: A view of part of the crowd at the Woodstock Music and Arts Festival held on a 600-acre pasture in the Catskill Mountains near White Lake in Bethel, N.Y., in August 1969. RIGHT: Concert-goers sit on the roof of a Volkswagen bus at Woodstock. turned out right.

The town of Woodstock didn’t want the concert and promoters were bounced from another site at the 11th hour. Lang settled on a hay field in Bethel owned by a kindly dairy farmer named Max Yasgur. The concert did come off Aug. 15-18, 1969, but barely. Fences were torn down, tickets became useless.

More than 400,000 people converged on this rural corner 80 miles northwest of New York City, freezing traffic for

woodstock remembered at 40 Can’t get enough of Woodstock? There are plenty of new or remastered products out this year that give a flavor of the 40-year-old concert.

DVD n Woodstock: 3 Days Of Peace And Music (Director’s Cut 40th Anniversary Ultimate Collector’s Edition): This remastered version of the Woodstock documentary weighs in at more than three hours.

CD n Music from the Origi-

nal Soundtrack and More: Woodstock: The 1970 album remastered. n The Woodstock Experience: This 10-CD box set includes performances

by Santana, Janis Joplin, Johnny Winter and Jefferson Airplane, complemented by studio albums. n Woodstock - 40 Years on: Back to Yasgur’s Farm: A six-CDs box set touted

by Rhino as “the most comprehensive collection of Woodstock performances ever.”

miles. Then the rains doused everything.

It should have been a disaster. But Americans tuning in to the evening news that weekend saw smiling, dancing, muddy kids. By the time the concert movie came out months later, Woodstock was a symbol of the happy, hippie side of the ’60s spirit.

It still is.

Baby boomers are the “Woodstock Generation” — not the “Monterey Generation” or the “Altamont Generation.” Bethel’s onsite museum has logged more than 70,000 visitors since last summer, a fair number of them college students born well after Woodstock. A roadside monument there regularly logs visitors from around the planet.

“It’s almost a pilgrimage,” said Wade Lawrence, director of the Museum at Bethel Woods. “It’s like going to a high school reunion, or it’s like visiting a grave site of a loved one.”

From Lollapalooza to All Points West, there have been plenty of big festivals focused on youth culture.

The continent-hopping Live Aid shows of 1985 did that and more, enlisting

top names such as U2 and Madonna to fight hunger in Africa. None have the cultural cachet of Woodstock. Who would ever ask a Generation X-er: “Were you really at Live Aid?” People who went to Woodstock say the crowd set it apart as much as the music. The trippy anarchy of Woodstock has become legend: lots of nudity, casual sex, dirty (and muddy) dancing, open drug use. The stage announcer famously warned people to steer clear of the brown acid.

Many who were there recall Woodstock as an oasis of good vibes during a time of unrest over the Vietnam War. Ilene Marder, then an 18-year-old who hitched from the Bronx, saw people feeding one another and respecting one another. She knew she found her tribe.

“The music was nice, but it was being with so many people who looked like us, who looked like me,” said Marder,

who later moved to Woodstock some 50 miles away.

Former Grateful Dead keyboardist Tom Constanten remembers hearing buzz that something special was up at the nearby hotel where the band was staying. The scale of the event sunk in when the band choppered in over the mass of people. While artists like Joe Cocker and Santana boosted their careers at Woodstock, the Dead were notoriously flat.

Jerry Garcia, the band’s late guitarist, told interviewers that his guitar was being hit with bouncing blue balls of electricity — the kind that comes from bad wiring, not strong psychedelics. Constanten said he wasn’t as bothered as his band mates.

“Actually, I had a wonderful time. The guitarists were not. Because of electrical problems, they were getting shocks from their strings and all,” he said. “Aversion therapy like that, no one needs.”

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Strait’s take on “El Rey,” the legendary ranchera penned by Jose Alfredo Jimenez and popularized

by Vicente Fernandez.

Not only does the Texan roll his Rs, but he manages to inject the unbridled potency necessary to convincingly sing a ranchera — in Spanish, to boot.

Elsewhere, Twang goes from roadhouse rave-ups (Delbert McClinton’s “Same Kind of Crazy”) to stately country ballads (”Beautiful Day for Goodbye”).

After nearly three decades of influential country music, Strait has nothing to prove. How cool that Twang sounds as if he does.

— Mario Tarradell, The Dallas Morning News

Ian Hunter excels in his golden years Ian Hunter Man Overboard

Ian Hunter is not merely “still active” at age 70 — the old dude is excelling. In October, the raspy-voiced songwriter extraordinaire will finally front a temporarily reunited Mott the Hoople as the influential if underrated British glam band celebrates its 40th anniversary onstage in London. Meanwhile, the iconic shades-sporting rock-and-roll lifer just furthered his solo legacy — begun when Mott splintered in 1974 and Hunter subsequently emigrated to America — with his third strong studio album of this decade.

Man Overboard, like 2001’s Rant and 2007’s Shrunken Heads, showcases Hunter’s enduring ability to marry Dylanesque lyrical detail with laddish bluesrock panache and wry, folkish balladry.

Maximizing his most recent hot songwriting streak, it was recorded quickly late last year with Hunter on acoustic guitar, piano, and harmonica, fleshed out by his tour-tightened band. The 11 tracks vary from mellower tunes to evocative rockers like the swelling, Celtic-flavored “The Great Escape” and disdainful “Babylon Blues.” Besides his pen, Hunter’s best instrument remains his voice, at once bruised with world-weariness and brimming with matey brio, able to convey tart

observation or existentialist heartache, as on the ruefully obsessive “Arms & Legs” or the seaand-drinksodden title track.

—David R. Stampone, MCT

Dinosaur Jr. Farm

This, the ninth studio release from American trio Dinosaur Jr., provides a reverb-laden soundtrack recalling the heydays of summer, with all of the grass stains, sunburns, and pubescent rites of passage therein implied.

Sloppy, wailing guitar crescendos and cavalier front man J Mascis’ groaning, barely melodic vocals anchor Farm to the band’s reliably off-kilter brand of garage rock.

At any other time of year, Farm might have risked sounding recycled, but with just four weeks until school starts, the album’s slacker rebelliousness is both all too relatable and too good to resist.

—Nayeli Rodriguez, MCT

Tisdale, Lovato aim for older crowd Ashley Tisdale Guilty Pleasures Demi Lovato Here We Go Again

Television host Art Linkletter used to tell audiences that “kids say the darndest things.” At present, kids hardly have anything darned or interesting to talk or sing about — at least, not if we must judge from the sound of tween fan faves Demi Lovato and Ashley Tisdale.

Tisdale, 24, may be the least adored of the High School Musical crew. Sob. Still, that doesn’t mean she’s not vying for popularity — she’s just aiming for a slightly older crowd. With un-bubblegum production values and a growl to her voice, Tisdale unleashes her inner Kelly Clarkson on the stadium-rocky role-playing “Masquerade.” The

gutsiness is cute. But she muffs it all up by blaming her folks for relationship woes on the balladlike “How Do You Love Someone.” I’ll show you trouble, young lady: You’re grounded.

At 16, Lovato — star of Disney Channel stuff Camp Rock and Sonny With a Chance — has, surprisingly, a better grasp on adulthood than does Tisdale.

Yet the cooing Lovato still acts her age. In tunes such as “Solo” and “Remember December,” she retains the fab-u-lash hooks found in the crisp, frisky powerpop of her debut album, 2008’s Don’t Forget. Yet she manages to make overly sensitive cowriters like John Mayer and Jon McLaughlin sound younger than they have in their entire careers. Gold stars all around.

—A.D. Amorosi, MCT

Anjulie’s debut is top-notch Anjulie Anjulie

Listening to Anjulie’s selftitled debut CD is like hearing a nice blend of Nelly Furtado and Corinne Bailey Rae, vocally speaking. But what makes this newcomer’s album so impressive is the lyrical content.

“He got a knife in my back, stop turning please,” she pleads on “The Rain.” “Sometimes I lock myself inside your closet, breathe in the scent of your clothes,” she sings on the exceptionally smooth (and appropriately titled) “Crazy That Way.” The Canadian pop singer, whose parents migrated from Guyana, is mostly singing love songs — but not typical ones.

“Keep your clothes off, I’m not rushing out like some dumb girl,” she commands on the infidelity tune, “Some Dumb Girl.”

Other top tracks include the

beat-driven “The Heat,” the suave “Colombia” and the mysteriously gloomy first single, “Boom.”

Anjulie, who wrote or co-wrote each song, closes the CD with “Day Will Soon Come,” where the anxious singer lets you know she’ll become a big star. After listening to this topnotch debut, she sure deserves to become one.

CHECK THIS TRACK OUT: On “Addicted2Me” Anjulie’s voice is definitely addictive with its winning bridge, “Nobody’s got a love like mine.”

— Mesfin Fekadu, Associated Press

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On his 26th studio album, country music king George Strait could have delivered another one of his classy, authentic and predictable batch of songs. Nobody would have complained, because Strait on auto-pilot is better than just about any freshly scrubbed pop singer posing as a country crooner.

But Twang ably presents a veteran artist willing to shake himself out of complacency. For starters, the disc includes three tunes Strait co-wrote, his first songwriting credits since 1982. All three are penned with his son, George “Bubba” Strait Jr. They include the elegant single, “Living for the Night,” and the two-stepper, “He’s Got That Something Special.” “Arkansas Dave,” a galloping story song crafted by Strait Jr., sounds like something Johnny Cash would have written, with its tale of murder and thievery.

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‘District 9’ packs punch among ick factor DISTRICT 9 HHHH Rating: R for bloody violence and profanity Running time: 1:52 STARRING: Sharlto Copley, Louis Minnaar, Mandla Gaduka, Vanessa Haywood, David James

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Eric Bana is Henry and Rachel McAdams is Clare in New Line Cinema’s romantic drama ‘The Time Traveler’s Wife.’

‘Time Traveler’s Wife’ lacks substance THE TIME TRAVELER’S WIFE HH Rating: PG-13 for thematic elements, brief disturbing images, nudity and sexuality Running time: 107 minutes STARRING: Eric Bana, Rachel McAdams

By CHRISTY LEMIRE Associated Press

So let’s try to get this straight, here. Eric Bana plays a guy named Henry who can travel through time, only he can’t control where or when he goes.

He also can’t control how he gets back, except for when he tries certain tricks to place himself in a state of mind to time travel. Even then there’s no way to guarantee which version of Henry will show up: the same one who left or a younger or older version of himself. The only constant seems to be that when he shows up at his destination, he’s always naked.

(Somehow, Henry has found time between all his travels to hit the gym.)

Hunky as he is, he’d be a frustrating guy to fall in love with, or even date. But Rachel McAdams’ character, Clare, must be made of stronger stuff than the rest of us, because not only does she tolerate Henry’s pesky inconsistency, she believes he’s her destiny, and that he has been since the first time she saw him as a precocious 6-year-old girl.

Director Robert Schwentke’s film, based on the Audrey Niffenegger best-seller, breezes over the fact that Clare and Henry’s meet-cute is more like a meet-creepy. He doesn’t freak her out at all, presumably because she knows, even at this tender age, that she is cosmically meant to be with this much-older man. Maybe it’s more plausible on the written page — or maybe you just have to be a hopeless romantic, and willing to shut off the part of your brain that craves logic, to enjoy this. But strangely, in the script from Bruce Joel Rubin (an Oscar winner for Ghost), the time-travel gimmick supersedes any sort of substance, depth or character development.

‘Bandslam’ your average high school movie BANDSLAM H H H Rating: PG for some thematic elements and mild language Running time: 1:51 STARRING: Gaelan Connell, Lisa Kudrow, Alyson Michalka, Vanessa Hudgens, Scott Porter

By Roger Moore The Orlando Sentinel

Bandslam, Summit Entertainment’s High School Musical/Camp Rock clone, is a movie about music and high school and guilt and fitting in. It’s surpris-

ingly not awful for something this over-familiar.

Gaelan Connell stars as Will, a dweeb who is so into music that he narrates our tale through a series of unanswered fan letters to David Bowie. He’s living a classic rock lyric; he’s “become comfortably numb.”

“If you miss out on life, they win,” Mom (Lisa Kudrow) says of the kids who pick on Will. So she moves them to New Jersey.

That’s where Will befriends Sa5m, the hip Goth chick (Vanessa Hudgens of HSM) who shares

a class assignment with him. But he lets his head be turned by the pushy Charlotte (Alyson Michalka of Phil of the Future). She has a band. They need a manager, a guy with an ear.

Bandslam tracks our ensemble as Will bends the band’s classic rock bent more toward his ska tastes.

There’s no edge, but if you’re young enough to not know the original version of “I Want You To Want Me,” Bandslam may have charms enough to tickle your tweenage heart.

The newcomers are, in a word, gross. They showed up, a million of them, on South Africa’s doorstep 20 years ago. And they won’t go home.

They steal. They’re violent. They breed like insects. They have vile dietary needs.

And after two decades in a vast walled-in shantytown, the government and “the people” have had enough. They’re to be forcibly evicted by “contractors” — 1.8 million “prawns” sent to a concentration camp.

Nobody seems to mind. When you’re grotesque creatures the locals have charitably nicknamed prawns, the “Humans Only” signs, the restrictions on movement, breeding and land ownership are the best you can expect in District 9, a splatter-happy sci-fi film that slides a sociology lesson in between the exploding heads.

Johannesburg native Neill Blomkamp’s film (he wrote and directed it) is equal parts Independence Day and Alien Nation, with a dollop of Blair Witch shaky-cam and Robocop gunplay tossed in for good measure. But what it really aspires to is to be a sci-fi Black Like Me. Only when Wikus van de Merwe (Sharlto Copley), the officious, sweater-vested bureaucrat in charge of the “evictions,” becomes hunted like the aliens can he feel their pain.

Blomkamp tells this story as a documentary flashback, experts “remembering” events mixed in with TV news segments, footage from a Wikus-at-work documentary and surveillance video. The point of view isn’t consistent but the camcorder stuff gives District 9 immediacy. We see Wikus lead his team into the shantytown and see what causes him to slowly develop sympathy for aliens who look like shrimp clad in illfitting human rags.

Corporate skulduggery, medical experiments and trigger-happy mercenaries (led by David James, scary) conspire to open Wikus’ eyes to the inhumanity of this situation — even if the creatures they’re dealing with aren’t human.

The movie settles too comfortably into a bloodbath last act, but Blomkamp nicely pulls the trigger on the big action beats even as he ratchets up the tension. Amazingly, he manages to make these squishy beasties sympathetic — eventually.

As allegory, District 9 isn’t all that, despite the racist parallels and the natural advantage of being set in South Africa. But as straight sci-fi action, it packs a punch, once you get past the ick factor.

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‘The Goods’ never gets started

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Aliens in the Attic

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Kids on a family vacation must fight off an attack by kneehigh alien invaders while the parents remain clueless about the battle.

Bandslam

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A teenage singer-songwriter goes head to head against her egotistical musician ex-boyfriend at a battle of the bands.

With Vanessa Hudgens, Alyson Michalka, Gaelen Connell and Lisa Kudrow. district 9

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Extraterrestrials have become refugees in South Africa. With Sharlto Copley and David James.

Funny People

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A famous comedian has a near-death experience. With Adam Sandler, Leslie Mann, Seth Rogen, Eric Bana. Written and directed by Judd Apatow.

G-Force

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Highly trained guinea pigs working in covert operations and armed with the latest hightech spy equipment discover that the fate of the world is in their paws. With the voices of Nicolas Cage, Penelope Cruz, Steve Buscemi, Jon Favreau and Sam Rockwell. g.i. joe: The rise of cobra

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The G.I. Joe team uses the latest in spy and military equipment to fight the corrupt arms dealer Destro. With Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje, Christopher Eccleston, Joseph GordonLevitt, Byung Hun Lee, Sienna Miller, Channing Tatum, Marlon Wayans and Dennis Quaid.

Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince

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Romance blooms at Hogwarts while Voldemort strengthens his hold on both the Muggle and the wizard worlds. With Daniel Radcliffe, Rupert Grint and Emma Watson.

Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs

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On a mission to rescue the hapless Sid, the gang ventures into a mysterious underground world, where they have close encounters with dinosaurs and meet a one-eyed, dino-hunting weasel named Buck. With the voices of Ray Romano, John Leguizamo, Denis Leary and Queen Latifah. julie & julia

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A government worker cooks all 524 recipes from Julia Childs’ bible of French cuisine in just 365 days. With Meryl Streep, Amy Adams, Stanley Tucci, Chris Messina and Linda Emond. the goods

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A used car salesman finds unexpected love when he descends on a town with his ragtag crew to help save an ailing local car dealership from bankruptcy.

The Proposal

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A high-powered book editor facing deportation hastily decides to marry her tormented assistant. With Sandra Bullock, Ryan Reynolds and Betty White. the Time travelers wife

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A Chicago librarian’s genetic disposition to involuntarily cross time puts a strain on his relationship with his one true love.

With Rachel McAdams and Eric Bana.

The ugly truth

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A romantically challenged morning show producer whose search for Mr. Perfect has left her hopelessly single is teamed with her chauvinistic correspondent. With Katherine Heigl and Gerard Butler.

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THE goods H Rating: R for sexual content, nudity, profanity

and some drug material Running time: 90 minutes STARRING: Jeremy Piven, David Kochner, Ving Rhames, Ed Helms and Tony Hale

By CHRISTY LEMIRE Associated Press

LOS ANGELES — Enduring the soulsucking process of buying a used car is bad enough. Watching a movie about soulless used-car salesmen is even worse — especially when it’s a comedy that strains desperately for raunchy, politically incorrect laughs.

In theory, the pieces were there for something slightly more inspired with The Goods: Live Hard, Sell Hard.

Chappelle’s Show co-creator Neal Brennan directs for the first time (from a script

by Andy Stock and Rick Stempson.) A lot of improv supposedly went on, as well, as you might expect in a movie from Will Ferrell and Adam McKay’s Gary Sanchez Productions. After all, these are the people behind Anchorman and Talladega Nights.

But this time, except for a couple of amusing lines here and there, the results just feel flat and generally unpleasant. Every character is singularly unlikable, but beyond that, they’re drawn so one-dimensionally that they’re not even interesting.

Piven, as hotshot used-car salesman Don “The Goods” Ready, is essentially doing a variation on his cocky, fast-talking Ari Gold character from Entourage — which is pretty much all we’ve seen him do for years now.

Don is the leader of a brash crew of mercenaries (played by Koechner, Rhames and Kathryn Hahn) who are hired to travel from town to town, moving cars off flailing lots.

Their latest stop is Temecula in Southern California, where they have to help sell 141 cars over the three-day July 4 weekend.

And so what we have here is essentially a remake of the 1980 Robert Zemeckis comedy Used Cars, complete with wild gimmicks and even strippers who are brought in to help move those vehicles. A gag involving getting American Idol runner-up Bo Bice’s brother to play during the sale gets hammered into the ground. So do racial and gay jokes.

It’s just repetitive, adolescent and lame.

Speaking of which, the whole point of Rob Riggle’s character is downright creepy, especially when Hahn’s oversexed Babs Merrick starts aggressively hitting on him.

And then there is Ferrell himself — who makes his obligatory weirdo cameo as Don’s former partner, who died in a skydiving accident while dressed for a President’s Day sale as Abraham Lincoln. His character isn’t the only element of this movie that lands with a thud.

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It’s too bad for 17 Again, Burr Steers’ engaging but pedestrian comedy, that young Zac Efron doesn’t have a little bit more Lindsay Lohan in him. Efron is effortlessly diverting as an adult trapped in a teen’s body.

But, unlike Lohan — who gave a rich performance as another adult trapped in a teen’s body in the 2003 remake of Freaky Friday — Efron has no edge. And although that edgelessness might prolong his career, it keeps 17 Again from having anything surprising to say about teenage life in 2009.

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Filmmaker Keener happy where he is

By Ben Flanagan Special to The Star

Anniston filmmaker Jason LaRay Keener doesn’t want to tell the same stories over and over. He wants to follow his dreams, quite literally, and try to record what he can faintly remember from his sleep. Making both fictional narratives and documentaries, Keener likes to experiment and give audiences stories that might not make a whole lot of sense on the surface.

It’s up to them to dig deeper and find whatever meaning they can in it.

He screened his DVD of short films, Catfish with Falcon Wings, last month at the Bottletree Café in Birmingham. He’s also won a few awards at Sidewalk Film Festival Scramble contests with those films, so he’s making an impression on someone in the Magic City.

As a movie fan, he tends to migrate toward Nashville and Atlanta to see movies on a big screen he can’t see here in Calhoun County. If he could, he’d go live at the Belcourt Theatre in Nashville, but he’s perfectly content making his movies in his hometown, a place he calls “marvelous” for filmmaking.

We talk to Keener about casting his family members in his movies, Blue Velvet, Cherokee County and

his advice to young artists in this area.

What’s the latest with Reining Nails (his film company)? Anything in the pipeline?

I’m organizing a documentary at the moment.

Then in December, I’m scheduled to make my first feature film. Neither will be anything like my shorts, and that’s all I’d say about either of them at this point.

What kind of stories do you want to tell now?

I’m not really interested in one type of story. If anything will be consistent in my work, I hope it’s continuing to create interesting images, setting my films in the South and avoiding cliché storytelling gimmicks. I have absolute disdain for films or literature in which the viewer or reader can anticipate plot points. Life and dreams are unpredictable, and I call for a cinema that follows that example.

Do you write most of your films, or do you film what suddenly comes to you in a spur-of-themoment sort of technique?

Whenever appropriate, both, especially regarding the shorts, and obviously documentaries.

Any features I make will always be more carefully

planned out because more money is on the line, but I’ll always encourage improvisation and reinvention when it feels right. I believe in screenwriting, but I reserve the right to change my mind when the camera is in my hands. Sometimes I even edit things into a new context. I like to stay open minded until a project is finished.

How can using family members as actors in your films enhance the experience for the viewer and for the filmmaker?

I don’t know if it can ever really enhance the experience for the viewer. For the filmmaker, the film can become a lot more personal and also have an additional function as a home video. It’s good quality time, too.

What movies have you seen in theaters this summer that you’ve liked?

Last week, I rewatched Blue Velvet at the Plaza Theatre in Atlanta, one of my favorite places on earth. I liked the first act of Up. When it turned into a series of gags about goofy talking dogs, I wanted to walk out. The only other film I’ve even seen in theaters this summer is Terminator: Salvation. I’d have felt a lot better if I’d lost my $8 being mugged instead.

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community in Calhoun County? Have you noticed any sort of initiative on the part of local artists to utilize the area in making films?

I don’t really know any local filmmakers, except for my friend, Annie Brunson, and I think she just does it for fun. As far as I’m concerned, Calhoun County is a marvelous place to make movies. There are so many visually interesting areas to exploit. There are beautiful natural locations and there are ugly commercial locations, and both can be utilized for the kind of cinema that I want to see.

Do you feel like you can accomplish your long-term filmmaking goals in a town like Anniston?

I don’t think I’d limit myself to Anniston.

There is much to be said for Cherokee County, where I was born. I’ve shot a lot in Gaylesville, Alabama. I do love that town, which I don’t think is a very popular opinion for other nonoutdoorsmen. It has a certain quality that I can’t put my finger on; all I know is it feels correct when I’m shooting there.

Does Anniston give an aspiring or working filmmaker enough of a nurturing landscape and environment to succeed or just tell good stories?

As I said before, I think we have swell landscapes at our disposal. Too numerous to list, but if you open your eyes and stare very hard, perhaps you will see what I mean.

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‘Family Guy’ cast performs abortion episode

By DERRIK J. LANG Associated Press

LOS ANGELES — Family Guy was uncensored for Emmy voters.

The cast of the bawdy popular animated Fox series performed a never-to-be-aired episode for members of the Academy of Television Arts & Sciences and the press on Wednesday evening at the Ricardo Montalban Theatre in Hollywood. The episode’s topic du jour? Abortion.

“Not as bad as you think,” said Seth MacFarlane, the husky toned Family Guy creator who serves as executive producer, writer and who also supplies numerous voices on the show, including bumbling Griffin family patriarch Peter, antagonistic toddler Stewie and talking dog Brian.

MacFarlane was joined on stage by fellow Family Guy voice actors John Viener, Danny Smith, Christine Lakin, Alec Sulkin, Mila Kunis and Alex Borstein. The actors read their lines in front of a live orchestra with MacFarlane and Borstein performing musical routines between acts.

Most of the episode dealt with matriarch Lois (played by Borstein) deciding to become a surrogate mother for her infertile friend — against Peter’s wishes. After her friend is killed in a car crash, the Griffins are left with the difficult decision of what to do about the pregnancy.

At one point, Peter watches an anti-abortion video, which proclaims several people would be alive if abortion wasn’t legal, including a fourth Stooge, the guy who would have killed Adolf Hitler and Osama bin Laden’s America-loving brother, who could have prevented 9/11.

Inappropriate or not, the crowd was in stitches. The series, which is set in the fictional suburb of Quahog, R.I., has had a penchant for political incorrectness and going to the edge since premiering in 1999 and being canceled — and then later resurrected — in 2000 and again in 2002.

Before Wednesday’s show began, 20th Century Fox Television spokesman Chris Alexander warned the audience not to record the live performance “because this episode has never aired, and quite frankly never will air, but it will probably be on DVD at some point.”

Family Guy is the first animated comedy to be nominated for a comedy series Emmy since The Flintstones in 1961.

This year, it will go up against series such as 30 Rock and The Office.

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As a filmmaker constantly searching for new inspiration through new feature films, does it bother you that Calhoun County might not bring as many independent or foreign releases to the AmStar 12? Do you drive out of town to see those movies?

Life is too short to be bothered by these kinds of things. I stay in Birmingham a lot these days, and that city is hardly any better. I mentioned the Plaza Theatre in Atlanta earlier; I go there when I can. I feel very comfortable there.

Much further away is the Belcourt Theatre in Nashville. I would live in the Belcourt if they would let me. Both of those theaters proudly offer film prints of some of my favorite movies, which are usually older, and I appreciate them both for it.

I don’t see a lot of new films anymore anyway. There are a handful of active living directors I keep up with, but it’s rare that I know anything about the latest and greatest. I’m not pessimistic about modern cinema, I just honestly don’t have the time to see everything I want to.

Lately, my girlfriend and I have been studying specific directors and that consumes most of my time allotted for film viewing. I’m trying to learn and be more influenced by the masters I admire, like (Robert) Bresson, (Werner) Herzog and (Andrei) Tarkovsky. Even if Calhoun County started screening independent films, I can’t be sure I’d bother. I’d rather spend my money in Nashville or Atlanta for their retrospectives.

And now I sound like a boring, pretentious snob. I promise I’m not!

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Concerts

Joyce Connell and the Hillbilly Fever When: 6:30-9:30 p.m.

Where: Golden Saw Music Hall, 5196 Pleasant Valley Road, Jacksonville How much: Free Contact: 435-4696 Senior dance featuring the Fun Tyme Band When: 6:30-9:30 p.m.

Where: Jacksonville Senior Center, 501 Alexandria Road SW., Jacksonville How much: $5 per couple, $3 single Contact: 435-8115 Buddy Wayne When: 7 p.m.

What: Classic country, classic rock Where: American Legion Post 26, 515 E. 18th St., Anniston How much: Free and open to the public Contact: 236-9314 Pardon My Southern Accent When: 7 p.m.

What: Dinner and show that showcases the works of Johnny Mercer, including “Moon River,” “Satin Doll” and “Days of Wine and Roses.”

Performed by Mary Ann Lanier and Robert Humphreville.

Where: The Hub Restaurant, U.S. 431 in Wedowee How much: $25 Contact: 357-2361

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Anniston How much: TBD Contact: 832-5000 Prowlerz What: Easy listening, southern rock When: 9 p.m.

Where: Coyote Mike’s, 2810 Alabama 202, Anniston How much: $4 Contact: 237-2227 Little G. Weevil What: Blues, Americana When: 9:30 p.m.

Where: Peerless Saloon, 13 W. 10th St., Anniston How much: $3 Contact: 237-1899

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Drew Williams What: Country When: 6 p.m.

Where: Rabbittown Cafe and Fiddlers Hall, 900 Rabbittown Road, Piedmont How much: $5 donation for the band Contact: 435-8008 (weekends) or 435-3987 (Monday-Friday evenings) Southern Nites What: Country, southern rock When: 8:30 p.m.

Where: VFW Post 924, 100 U.S. 431, Anniston How much: $4 Contact: 238-8047

Larry Keel When: 8:30 p.m.

Where: VFW Post 924, 100 U.S. 431, Anniston How much: $4 Contact: 238-8047 Lonely Pines What: Southern soul, blues When: 8:30 p.m.

Where: 19th Hole Sports Grille, 66 Galloway Gate Road, McClellan How much: Free Contact: 820-9315 Miss Gayle What: Comedy When: 9 p.m.

Where: On the patio, AJs Sunset Bar and Grill, 1500 Hillyer Robinson Pkwy.,

Southern Nites Blues Bash featuring special guest Ricky Carden What: Footage of ‘40s and ‘50s blues and jazz shows projected on a large screen while local acts perform along When: 9 p.m.

Where: The Smoking Moose, 1214 Noble St., Anniston

Prowlerz What: Easy listening, southern rock When: 9 p.m.

Where: Coyote Mike’s, 2810 Alabama 202, Anniston How much: $4 Contact: 237-2227 Cary Laine When: 10 p.m.

What: Acoustic, country Where: On the patio at AJs Sunset Bar and Grill, 1500 Hillyer Robinson Pkwy., Anniston How much: TBD Contact: 832-5000

Events

Downtown Anniston Farmers Market What: Live music, cooking demos, gas and grocery card giveaways When: 8 a.m.-noon Where: Zinn Park, corner or 14th Street and Gurnee Avenue, Anniston How much: Free, items priced as marked Contact: 236-0996 Penny Williams book signing When: 11 a.m.-2 p.m.

What: Local author of A Message From Heaven Where: Joy Christian Supplies, 1430-A Pelham Road S., Jacksonville How much: Free Contact: 435-7925

Super Saturday featuring Keys of Apollo, To Light a Fire, Side effectS and Phillip Culpepper What: Cruise-in, arts & crafts, food vendors When: 5-8 p.m.

Where: Noble Street, downtown Anniston How much: Free, items priced as marked Contact: downtownanniston.com

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Blues & Spirituals: Songs for the Highs and Lows of Life What: Mary Ann Lanier and Robert Humphreville present spirituals and blues songs When: 2 p.m.

Where: First United Methodist Church of Wedowee, Wedowee How much: Free Contact: 357-2361 Piano recital by Lauren Ingram What: Featuring works of J. S. Bach, Muzio Clementi, Ludwig van Beethoven, Selim Palmgren and Claude Debussy When: 3 p.m.

Where: Jacksonville First United Methodist Church sanctuary, 109 Gayle Ave. SW, Jacksonville How much: Free

Exhibits Fabulous Frocks and Frills What: Changes in fashion during the 19th and early 20th centuries.

When: Through Sept. 13; TuesdaySaturday, 10 a.m.-5 p.m.; Sunday, 1 p.m.-5 p.m.

Where: Berman Museum lobby and Changing Exhibit Gallery, 840 Museum Drive, Anniston How much: $5 for adults, $4 for children (4-17), Free for children 3 and younger Contact: 237-6261 Baby on Board What: An Exhibition of Native Amer-

ican Cradleboards What: Unique Native American infant carriers, on loan from local collector Dr. Gerald Woodruff.

When: Through Aug. 31; TuesdaySaturday, 10 a.m.-5 p.m.; Sunday, 1 p.m.-5 p.m.

Where: Anniston Museum of Natural History, 800 Museum Drive, Anniston How much: $4.50 for adults; $3.50 for children (ages 4-17), Free for children 3 and younger.

Contact: 237-6766

To contribute to the calendar, call Deirdre Long at 235-3589 or e-mail dlong@annistonstar.com. Listings must be received at least seven days in advance.

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Bike night feat. Jim “Dawg” Parks What: Classic Rock, blues, funk When: 7 p.m.

Where: The Office, 1016 Noble St., Anniston How much: Free Contact: 238-6282

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Bike night feat. Firewater What: Free food beginning at 6 p.m., music begins at 7 p.m.

When: 6 p.m.

Where: Coyote Mike’s, 2810 Alabama 202, Anniston How much: Free Contact: 237-2227 Eric Zero What: Indie, acoustic When: 7 p.m.

Where: The Gap, Quintard Mall, 700 Quintard Ave., Oxford How much: Free Contact: 832-4662 Keitha Williams What: Acoustic rock covers When: 7-10 p.m.

Where: Mellow Mushroom, 33 Industrial Drive, Oxford (behind Lowe’s) How much: Free Contact: 835-1444 The Effect, Havel & Spree What: Part of Oxford’s Third Thursday celebration When: 7 p.m.

Where: Hubbard Piano, 12 E. Choccolocco St., Oxford How much: Free Contact: 831-8025 The Hodgepodge Orchestra What: Jazz When: 8 p.m.

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I gotz me a fancy laptop Tax-free weekend — is there anything sweeter? Once a year, a public saddled with sales taxes can throw off their shackles of self-imposed tyranny and spend like the credit card bill isn’t coming next month.

Yes, it’s supposed to be for the school children. But I am a perpetual student, one who needs one of them dang old fancy laptops.

I purchased a Toshiba A505 with 4 gigabytes of RAM and ATI Mobility Radeon video card. That’s the geeky stuff. The laptop is sleek, black and Dan incredibly lightweight. It also handles Whisenhunt “World of Warcraft” better than my Pushing Buttons desktop PC. The version I got does not come with Microsoft Office.

Oddly enough, I miss it, so I’m going to purchase my own copy soon.

On my PC I’m accustomed to running Windows XP. I’ve heard a lot of teeth gnashing over Vista, and I’m not too upset with it. Getting through the set up was a bit of a pain in the butt, but once I got rolling, it hasn’t been too bad. I am interested in seeing the free Windows 7 upgrade.

So far, the battery life has been good for me. I usually get two hours out of it, which I think is a reasonable amount of time. One big negative is the screen resizing on the mouse pad. The way it’s supposed to work is you use your index finger and thumb on the key pad to “stretch” your screen or “shrink” it. I find it’s way too touchy on this machine and often works when I don’t want to use it. When I do get an itch to use it, it does not respond well.

The networking was easy enough to set up and I can now play media files from my desktop PC on my laptop. It’s nice to be able to listen to music off my computer while I’m drifting off to sleep without blaring it in the next room.

I think this was a good purchase. It’s not a Mac, but maybe Macs are overrated? At least I’ll have more places to take it for repairs if it breaks.

‘WoW’ changes Every so often “World of Warcraft” unleashes some massive patch and upends our understanding of the planet. In the latest version, the designers tried to make player-versus-player battlegrounds faster, among numerous other changes. I emphasize the battlegrounds because that’s where I spend most of my time. My favorite in my current level bracket is Warsong Gulch, a game where players raid each other’s opposing castles and snatch the flag.

Whichever team scores three points first wins. Or at least, that’s the way it was.

Now, Blizzard has imposed a 20-minute limit on Warsong. The group that scores first wins if the score is tied at the end of the match. While I don’t disagree with the idea of making these things faster, I think Blizzard has royally screwed up here. When a team scores first they have no incentive to play strong offense. The winning team can “turtle” in their flag chamber and effectively shut down the other team by using their whole team to defend the flag. The winning team might send one or two players to capture the losing team’s flag, but only as a means of keeping them from swarming the winning team’s flag chamber.

From a competitive standpoint it’s frustrating when the winning team only has to score once and basically run down the clock. Why can’t the two teams just tie? Or go into overtime? I can think of multiple ways to settle this, but giving the win to the first team that scores has really brought down the quality of Warsong.

I hope it’s something Blizzard will address in another patch.

‘Brutal Legend’ to include Sabbath, Megadeath

By DERRIK J. LANG Associated Press

LOS ANGELES — “Brutal Legend” will rock out with a lengthy list of metal legends.

Black Sabbath, Judas Priest, Megadeath and Motorhead are among the 75 bands that will be featured in the video game starring Jack Black as a roadie who fights evil in a mythical metal-themed world. Over 100 songs — such as Motley Crue’s “Dr. Feelgood,” Kiss’ “God of Thunder” and Ratt’s “Lay It Down” — will be included in the third-person action game.

“Since the beginning of the project, there are a few songs that I’ve dreamed of having in the game, like ‘Children of the Grave,”’ said creator Tim Schafer. “Every time I heard ‘Children of the Grave’ by Black Sabbath, I always thought it sounded like people getting ready for war. I had a list of songs like that, but it only covered 10 percent of the game.”

Schafer said the game’s tunes are

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Eddie Riggs, voiced by actor Jack Black, left, is shown in a scene from the game ‘Brutal Legend.’ fleshed out with the various subgenres of metal — hair, black, thrash, British, new wave, goth, industrial and death, just to name a few — and play in the background, during cutscenes or via “The Mouth of Metal,” the ingame radio station found inside the game’s hot rod.

Toughest song to procure? Def

Leppard’s “Rock of Ages.”

“It came down to the wire,” said Schafer. “We were really close to not getting that one. We built an entire mission around that song. It’s really appropriate because there’s these guys mining through rocks. It was the perfect song to use, so we’re really happy to get that in there.”

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NASCAR Race NASCAR Racing: Sprint Cup World Outlaws Test Ride Edge Monster Jam (N) Perform NASCAR AMA Race ●TNA iMPACT! ’ Xtreme Hrsepwer Trucks! ’ ●MuscleCar ›› “Sniper” (1993, Action) Tom Berenger. ’ › “Sniper 2” (2002) Tom Berenger. ’ “Sniper 3” (2004, Action) Tom Berenger. ’ UFC Outdoors ACC ●SEC TV Phenoms Golf Raceline ●Spotlight Lights College Flash Classics American Ski Matchpoint Golf Am. Three Raceline Auto Racing: ASA FIGHT ››› “Fantastic Voyage” (1966) ››› “Blade Runner” (1982) Harrison Ford, Rutger Hauer. › “Ultraviolet” (2006) Milla Jovovich. Å › “Mission to Mars” (2000) Gary Sinise, Tim Robbins. Å ››› “Total Recall” Wonder Bugtime Auto B. Ishine God Rocks Friends Hopkins Goliath Kids Club McGee Stories Bibleman Storykeepr News “Second Chances” (1998) Kelsey Mulrooney.

Memories “Jungle 2 Jungle” Å ›› “RV” (2006, Comedy) Robin Williams, Jeff Daniels. Å Friends ’ Sex & City Sex & City Raymond King King ›› “Eurotrip” (2004) Scott Mechlowicz.

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Law & Order: Special Victims Unit “Zebras” A tourist is NBC 13 News at 10:00pm Saturday Night Live Jon found dead. ’ Å (N) Å Hamm; Coldplay. Å

Friends ’ Å Friends ’ Å That ’70s Show ’ Å That ’70s Show ’ Å Family Guy ’ Å ›› “One of My Wives Is Missing” (1975, Mystery) Jack Klugman, Elizabeth Ashley, James Franciscus.

Rick & Bubba Å ●NFL Preseason Football Tampa Bay Buccaneers at Tennessee Titans. From LP Field in Nashville, Tenn. (Live) Flashpoint “Attention Shoppers” Teen gang members seek revenge after rape accusations are made.

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CSI: Miami “Rock and a Hard Place” ’ Å CSI: Miami “Down to the Wire” ’ Å The Sopranos “Big Girls Don’t Cry” ’ Å ›› “The Bone Collector” (1999, Suspense) Denzel Washington, Angelina Jolie, Queen Latifah. A paralyzed detective guides the hunt for a ›› “Out for Justice” (1991, Action) Steven Seagal, William Forsythe. A New York serial killer. Å cop relentlessly pursues a comrade’s murderer. Å In the Dog House (N) ’ In the Dog House (N) ’ It’s Me or the Dog “Unhappy Campers” (N) Å It’s Me or the Dog Dogs in the way of love. Å It’s Me or the Dog “Unhappy Campers” ’ Å Being Human Annie is stuck in limbo. Å Being Human (N) The Graham Norton Show Greg Kinnear. Å Being Human Annie is stuck in limbo. Å ›› “Never Die Alone” (2004) DMX, David Arquette. An aspiring writer learns about a drug dealer. Å › “I Got the Hook-Up” (1998, Comedy) Master P. Two punks sell cellular phones from their van. Å Haunted History “Haunted Savannah” Å Ghostly Encounters (N) Ghostly Encounters (N) Psychic Investigators (N) Psychic Investigators (N) Psychic Kids: Children of the Paranormal Å The Real Housewives of Atlanta “Kim-tervention” ››› “Training Day” (2001) Denzel Washington, Ethan Hawke. A rookie cop meets a corrupt Los Angeles narcotics officer. Å ››› Training Day The Singing Bee ’ The Singing Bee (Season Finale) (N) ’ The Singing Bee ’ The Singing Bee ’ ›› “RENO 911!: Miami” (2007, Comedy) Thomas Lennon, Ben Garant, Kerri Kenney. Å The Comedy Central Roast “Joan Rivers” Joan Rivers. Å Insomniac Tour Extreme Loggers: Ice Logging Warm temperatures. Extreme Loggers: Ice Logging Fierce weather. ’ Extreme Loggers: Ice Logging “The Final Push” Extreme Loggers: Ice Logging Warm temperatures. ››› “Ratatouille” (2007, Comedy) Voices of Patton Oswalt, Ian Holm, Lou Romano. Animated. A French rat en- Wizards of Waverly Place Hannah Montana Å The Suite Life of Zack & That’s So Raven “Sister joys good food and longs to become a chef. ‘G’ ’Å Cody ’ Å Act” Community pageant.

Young-Vanish Michael Jackson: The E! True Hollywood Story The singer’s life from childhood to superstardom. Å Kendra “The Ex Files” Kendra “Baskett Cases” The Soup Chelsea Lately Fabolous.

Little League Baseball: World Series Great Lakes Regional Final Little League Baseball World Series Northwest Regional Final -- Teams TBA. (Live) Å ●SportsCenter (Live) Å ●ATP Tennis Rogers Cup -- Semifinal. From Montreal. (Live) ●ATP Tennis Rogers Cup -- Semifinal. From Montreal. (Same-day Tape) NHRA Drag Racing: Lucas Oil Nationals ››› Aladdin (1992) ›››› “Pinocchio” (1940) Voices of Don Brodie. Animated. A wooden puppet wants to be a boy. Å ››› “Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory” (1971, Fantasy) Gene Wilder, Jack Albertson. Å Paula’s Party Chefography “The Neelys” Pat and Gina Neely. (N) Chefography “Guy Fieri” Guy Fieri. (N) Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives Iron Chef America “Flay vs. Kwaku-Dongo” Best Damn 50 ●Big 12 Football: From the Archives From Oct. 20, 2001. ●Sport Science ●The Final Score (Live) Elite XC: Champions ●The Final Score (Live) ››› Walk the Line › “The Marine” (2006, Action) John Cena, Robert Patrick, Kelly Carlson. Thugs kidnap the wife of a soldier. › “Epic Movie” (2007, Comedy) Kal Penn, Adam Campbell, Faune Chambers.

Romancing the Stone ›› “The Edge” (1997) Anthony Hopkins. A plane crash strands two rivals in the Alaskan wilderness. ›› “The Edge” (1997) Anthony Hopkins. A plane crash strands two rivals in the Alaskan wilderness.

Deal or No Deal ’ Å 20Q Å Deal or No Deal ’ Å The Money List Å 20Q Å “Wedding Daze” (2004, Comedy) John Larroquette, Karen Valentine, French Stew- “Come Dance at My Wedding” (2009, Drama) John Schneider, Roma Downey, Brooke Nevin. A woman and her “Before You Say I Do” (2009, Romance-Comedy) Jenart. Parents prepare for their three daughters’ nuptials. Å dad differ on the future of a dance studio. Å nifer Westfeldt, David Sutcliffe. Å Alvin and the Chipmunks ›› “The Express” (2008) Dennis Quaid. Born poor, Ernie Davis becomes a star football player. ‘PG’ House Hunters Divine Design Dear Genevieve Color Splash (N) Color Splash Modern Marvels “Truck How the Earth Was Made Geological history. Å Stops” Å

True Blood “Timebomb” ’ Å Hard Knocks: Training Camp, Cincinnati House Hunters House Hunters Rate My Space Pure Design The Universe “Beyond the Big Bang” The formation of galaxies. Å

Cake Boss ’ Å Cake Boss ’ Å Cake Boss ’ Å Cake Boss ’ Å Cake Boss ’ Å ›››› “Titanic” (1997, Drama) Leonardo DiCaprio, Kate Winslet, Billy Zane. Oscar-winning account of the doomed 1912 ocean liner. Å

Moving Up “Kitchen Nightmares” (N) ’ Å Cake Boss ’ Å Cake Boss ’ Å ›› “Enough” (2002, Suspense) Jennifer Lopez, Billy Campbell, Juliette Lewis. A woman takes her daughter and flees her abusive husband. Å

“Twelve Mile Road” (2003, Drama) Tom Selleck, Wendy Crewson. Å “Do You Know Me” (2009) Rachelle Lefevre. A secret from the past jeopardizes a young woman’s life.

Army Wives “M.I.A.” Å ›› Get Smart (2008) ›› “Back to School” (1986, Comedy) Rodney Dangerfield, Sally Kellerman. ’ ‘PG-13’ Å ›› “The Rocker” (2008, Comedy) Rainn Wilson. Premiere. ’ ‘PG-13’ Å Lingerie ’ Å Weapon Masters Å Superweapons of the Ancient World “The Claw” Warrior: From Civilian to Soldier ’ Fight Quest “Japan” Kyokushin karate. ’ Superweapons of the Ancient World “The Claw” True Life ’ Å True Life Young women want larger chests. ’ True Life “I’m Bi-Sexual” ’ Å True Life “I’m Addicted to Porn” Pornography. ’ › “Thirteen Ghosts” (2001) Tony Shalhoub. ’ Explorer America’s Deadly Dozen Dangerous creatures.

Hooked “Fishzilla” Taboo “Sex” Love and attraction.

America’s Deadly Dozen Dangerous creatures. iCarly ’ Å iCarly Carly challenges a martial arts champion. ’ True Jackson, VP True gets her dream assignment.

Malcolm in the Middle Malcolm in the Middle The Nanny ’ Å The Nanny “Shopaholic” Fearless Planet ’ Å Faces of Earth Tectonic events. ’ Å Four Alps ’ China’s Raging Sands Destructive sand storms. ’ Faces of Earth Tectonic events. ’ Å ››› Rescue Dawn Nurse Jackie (iTV) Å Weeds (iTV) ’ Å ›› “Rambo” (2008, Action) Sylvester Stallone. iTV Premiere. ’ ‘R’ Strikeforce: Carano vs. Cyborg (iTV) (Live) Young-Restless The Young and the Restless Tuesday The Young and the Restless Wednesday The Young and the Restless Thursday The Young and the Restless Friday AMA Pro Racing AMA Pro Racing American Superbike -- Virginia.

AMA Pro Racing Daytona Sportbike -- Virginia. ●Auto Racing Knoxville Nationals -- 49th Annual Event. From Knoxville, Iowa. (Live) UFC’s Ultimate 100 UFC’s Ultimate 100 Greatest Fights ’ UFC’s Ultimate 100 Greatest Fights ’ UFC’s Ultimate 100 Greatest Fights ’ UFC’s Ultimate 100 Greatest Fights ’ ●FIGHTZONE Presents From Tampa, Fla. ●FIGHTZONE Presents ●Jay Adams Brawl Call ●Matchpoint Southeast ●Xterra USA Championship ››› “Total Recall” (1990) Arnold Schwarzenegger, Rachel Ticotin.

“The Terminators” (2009) A Martinez. Premiere. Deadly cyborgs try to eliminate the human race.

“War of the Worlds 2: The Next Wave” (2008) Å Precious Mem. In Touch With Dr. Charles Stanley Å Hour of Power Å Billy Graham Classic Crusades Drive Thru History Å Travel the Road Å ››› “The School of Rock” (2003, Comedy) Jack Black, Joan Cusack. Å The Bill Engvall Show The Bill Engvall Show ›› “RV” (2006, Comedy) Robin Williams, Jeff Daniels. A dysfunctional family goes on vacation. Å ››› “Tea and Sympa››› “An Affair to Remember” (1957, Romance) Cary Grant, Deborah Kerr, Richard Denning. A sea cruise ››› “From Here to Eternity” (1953, Drama) Burt Lancaster, Montgomery Clift, Deborah Kerr. Lives intertwine thy” (1956) Å unites a playboy and an ex-nightclub singer. at a Pearl Harbor base before the attack. Å

››› “Monster House” (2006, Fantasy) Steve Buscemi, Maggie Gyllenhaal, Mitchel Musso.

Star Wars Clo. The Andy Griffith Show The Andy Griffith Show The Andy Griffith Show The Andy Griffith Show The Andy Griffith Show Law & Order: SVU Law & Order: Special Victims Unit “Tragedy” Å Law & Order: Special Victims Unit “Mother” Å Madden Pigskin Pro-Am Brooke Knows Best ’ Brooke Knows Best ’ Megan Wants a Millionaire ’ NEWS Marijuana Inc. On the Money The Suze Orman Show Emergency fund. Å Newsroom Generation Islam An effort appeals to the hearts and minds of young Muslims.

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“Mummy: Dragon Emp.” Weapons-World Weaponology ’ Å Special Ops Mission Hitler’s-Secret: AU-864 Toughest Carrier Jobs At Sea ’ Å Myths of Pearl Harbor Myths of Pearl Harbor At Sea ’ Battle Band America’s Best Dance Crew Daddy Daddy Teen Cribs Teen Cribs Teen Cribs Teen Cribs Teen Cribs Teen Cribs Teen Cribs Teen Cribs Teen Cribs Teen Cribs Teen Cribs Fab 15 Countdown ’ Naked Science Known Universe Known Universe Giant Crystal Cave Drain the Ocean Lockdown “Gang War” Shadow Soldiers Locked Up Abroad Explorer Penguins Barnyard Mighty B Sponge Sponge Sponge Sponge Sponge Barnyard Barnyard Zoey 101 ’ Å iCarly ’ iCarly ’ iCarly ’ iCarly ’ Drake Drake iCarly ’ Science of the Deep Science of the Deep Science of the Deep Science of the Deep On Volcanoes On Volcanoes On Volcanoes On Volcanoes How-Made How-Made Build Big ›› “Premonition” (2007) ‘PG-13’ ››› “The Preacher’s Wife” (1996) Denzel Washington.

Nurse Weeds ’ ›››› “There Will Be Blood” (2007) Daniel Day-Lewis. ‘R’ Å ››› “3:10 to Yuma” (2007) ‘R’ One Tree Hill ’ Å One Tree Hill ’ Å One Tree Hill ’ Å Gilmore Girls ’ Å Gilmore Girls ’ Å General Hospital General Hospital General Hospital General Hospital Gen Hosp NASCAR NASCAR ●NASCAR RaceDay (Live) Wrecked Car MotoGP Racing: 250cc American Le Mans Series Racing Road America. (Live) MotoGP Racing SPEED Married... Hrsepwer Xtreme Hrsepwer Trucks! ’ ●MuscleCar Police Shoot. ›››› “Rocky” (1976) Sylvester Stallone, Talia Shire. ’ ››› “Rocky II” (1979, Drama) Sylvester Stallone, Talia Shire. ’ Bowhunt Legends Raceline My Words Matchpoint Phenoms Brawl Call FIGHTZONE Presents ●FIGHTZONE Presents Brawl Call College Flash Classics College Flash Classics My Words “The Insatiable” (2006) ›› “Bram Stoker’s Way of the Vampire” Å “Dark Prince: The True Story of Dracula” Å “Odysseus: Voyage to the Underworld” (2008) “Bats: Human Harvest” (2007) David Chokachi.

Rise Kenneth H. Ed Young Ridge Hour Redempt Love In Touch Revelation Is Written Conley From His King Is Franklin John Hagee Today Rod P. Dickow Jakes Meyer Leading ›› “The Sixth Man” (1997) ››› “Air Force One” (1997) (PA) Harrison Ford. Å MLB Baseball Boston Red Sox at Texas Rangers. (Live) Å Payne Payne ›› “Madea’s Family Reunion” ››› “Blue Hawaii” ›› “Girls! Girls! Girls!” (1962) Elvis Presley. ›› “Jailhouse Rock” (1957) Elvis ›› “Fun in Acapulco” (1963, Musical Comedy) ›› “Girl Happy” (1965, Musical) Elvis ›› “Clambake” (1967, Musical) Elvis (1962) Elvis Presley.

Women flirt with a singing fisherman in Hawaii.

Presley, Judy Tyler. Å (DVS) Elvis Presley, Ursula Andress.

Presley, Shelley Fabares. Å Presley, Shelley Fabares. Å Moving Up ’ Å HawthoRNe “Mother’s Day” Å

Moving Up ’ Å Moving Up ’ Å Police Women 48 Hr-Evidence 48 Hr-Evidence ●Golf PGA Championship -- Final Round. From Hazeltine National Golf Club in ›› “Suspect Zero” (2004) Aaron Eckhart. FBI Chaska, Minn. (Live) Å agents search for a murderer of serial killers.

Scooby Chowder Total Dra Total Dra Total Dra Total Dra Get Rich Make Day Bonanza Å Bonanza Å ›› “The Lost World: Jurassic Park” (1997) Jeff Goldblum. Å 20 Greatest Megan Wants Real Chance of Love NEWS KODAK Slim in 6 Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Millions Paid Prog.

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48 Hr-Evidence 48 Hr-Evidence 48 Hr-Evidence Destroyed ›› “Walking Tall” (2004, Action) The ›› “Shooter” (2007, Suspense) Mark Wahlberg, Rock, Johnny Knoxville. Å Michael Peña, Danny Glover. Å

Total Drama Total Total Total Total Total Total Total Total Bonanza Å Bonanza Å Bonanza “Paiute War” Bonanza Å Griffith Griffith ›› “Smokin’ Aces” (2007) Ben Affleck, Andy Garcia. Å ›› “Bad Boys II” (2003) Martin Lawrence, Will Smith. Å TO Show Brooke Brooke Brooke Brooke Fabulous Life Of... ’ Fabulous Life Of... ’ TO Show

Total Total Nacho Griffith Griffith Griffith ›› “2 Fast 2 Furious” (2003) Real Chance of Love Millionaire

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Merlin When Arthur kills a unicorn, Camelot’s crops die Saturday Night Live Presidential Bash 2008 Political satire sketches. ’ Å and the water turns to sand. (N) ’ Å

NBC 13 News (N) Å

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›› “Disturbing Behavior” (1998, Horror) James Marsden, Katie Holmes, Nick Stahl. ’ Word Alive Can-U-Relate Show Mt. Zion Baptist Church Mt. Zion Baptist Church Who Wants to Be a Millionaire Contestants answer Shark Tank An inner-city teacher tries to sell the Sharks trivia questions to win cash; Rachael Ray. (N) Å on his idea. (N) ’ Å There Goes the Neighborhood “Ransack the Neighbor’s House” (N) ’ Å

The King of Queens ’ The King of Queens ’ 1st Baptist Church Saks Defying Gravity “H21K” The crew faces its first major crisis with a series of system failures. (N) Å Cold Case “Officer Down” The team searches for the person who shot Jeffries. ’ Å

› “Soldier” (1998, Science Fiction) Kurt Russell, Jason Scott Lee. › “Soldier” (1998) Kurt Russell, Jason Scott Lee. A soldier in a futuristic society defends his new home.

Legend of the Seeker ›› “Hart’s War” (2002, War) Bruce Willis, Colin Farrell. A law student defends a murder suspect in a Nazi POW camp.

House of Payne ENTERTAINMENT Local Programming Gene Simmons Gene Simmons Gene Simmons Gene Simmons Gene Simmons Gene Simmons Family Jewels Charity roast. Å ›››› “GoodFellas” (1990, Crime Drama) Robert De Niro, Ray Liotta, Joe Pesci. An Irish-Italian hood joins the 1950s New York Mafia. Å Mad Men “Out of Town” (Season Premiere) (N) Å Natural World ’ Å Top Gear Å ›› Never Die Alone Dead Men Talking Å Law Order: CI CMT Music ’ ›› RENO 911!: Miami Raging Planet ’ Å Hannah Montana ’ Å

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CSI: NY “Manhattan Manhunt” ’ Å Clean Air Expert ’ Paid Program Å

Action News Nightbeat ●Sports Zone Final Criss Angel Mindfreak Coffin buried in snow. Å Mad Men “Out of Town” Å

Night “Squid” ’ Night Leopards in Kenya. Untamed and Uncut “The Wedding Crashers” (N) Whale Wars The Sea Shepherds are furious. Å Night “Squid” ’ Night Leopards in Kenya. ››› “The Pink Panther” (1964, Comedy) Peter Sellers, David Niven. An incompetent inspector tracks a suave jewel thief. ››› “The Pink Panther” (1964, Comedy) Peter Sellers, David Niven. ››› “Menace II Society” (1993, Drama) Tyrin Turner. The saga of a ghetto teen in East L.A. Å Tiny & Toya Å Frankie and Neffe BET’s Weekend Inspiration I Survived “Denise; Nick; Leonilda” Å I Survived “Patrick; Anne & Ian; Sharon” (N) Å Ghostly Encounters Ghostly Encounters Psychic Investigators Psychic Investigators Law & Order: Criminal Intent “Cruise to Nowhere” Law & Order: Criminal Intent “To the Bone” Å Law & Order: Criminal Intent “Vacancy” ’ Å Law & Order: Criminal Intent “The Healer” Å › “Coyote Ugly” (2000) Piper Perabo, Adam Garcia, Maria Bello. A struggling songwriter cuts loose in a rowdy New York bar. ’ › “Broken Bridges” (2006, Drama) Toby Keith, Kelly Preston. ’ Kevin James: Sweat the Small Stuff Å Ron White: Behavioral Problems Å Greg Giraldo: Midlife Vices The comic performs.

Michael Futurama ’ Å Raging Planet “Tornado” A tornado. ’ Å Raging Planet “Hurricane” (N) ’ Å Raging Planet “Floods” Destructive power of water.

Raging Planet “Tornado” A tornado. ’ Å Sonny With a Chance (N) Jonas “Frantic Romantic” ››› “Happy Feet” (2006, Adventure) Voices of Elijah Wood, Robin Williams, Brittany Murphy. Animated. An em- Wizards of Waverly Place Hannah Montana ’ Å (N) Å peror penguin expresses himself through tap-dancing. ‘PG’ ’Å

Keeping Up-Kardashians Keeping Up-Kardashians Keeping Up-Kardashians Keeping Up-Kardashians Keeping Up-Kardashians Kourtney & Khloe Reality Hell Kourtney & Khloe Take Miami Miami boutique. ●Baseball Tonight Å ●MLB Baseball Philadelphia Phillies at Atlanta Braves. From Turner Field in Atlanta. (Live) Å ●SportsCenter (Live) Å World Series ●Little League Baseball World Series West Regional Final -- Teams TBA. From San Bernardino, Calif. ●NHRA Drag Racing Lucas Oil Nationals -- Final Eliminations. From Brainerd, Minn. (Same-day Tape) ››› “The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe” (2005) Tilda Swinton, Georgie Henley. Children and a mystical lion unite against the White Witch. Å America’s Funniest Home Videos ’ Å Challenge Challenge “Fashion Cakes” Fashion cakes. (N) Iron Chef America “Flay vs. Samuelsson” Chopped Piquillo peppers.

Throwdown-Bobby Flay Throwdown-Bobby Flay World Poker ●High School Baseball AFLAC All-American Classic. From PETCO Park in San Diego. (Live) ●The Final Score (Live) ●The Final Score (Live) › “Epic Movie” (2007, Comedy) Kal Penn, Adam Campbell, Faune Chambers. › “Wild Hogs” (2007, Comedy) Tim Allen, John Travolta. Four friends take a motorcycle road trip.

Rescue Me “David” Life After Film School ››› “Die Hard” (1988, Action) Bruce Willis, Alan Rickman. A New York policeman outwits foreign thugs in an L.A. high-rise. Å ›› “Alien Nation” (1988, Science Fiction) James Caan, Mandy Patinkin. Å High Stakes Poker Å High Stakes Poker Å ●High Stakes Poker Å World Poker Tour Å “A Kiss at Midnight” (2008, Romance) Faith Ford, Cameron Daddo, Dyan Cannon. “The Nanny Express” (2009, Drama) Vanessa Marcil, Brennan Elliot, Dean Stockwell. A nanny tries to heal a “Daniel’s Daughter” (2008, Drama) Laura Leighton, A professional matchmaker falls for a widower. Å widower and his two children. Å Sebastian Spence, Brandon Firla. Å ›› “The Express” (2008, Biography) Dennis Quaid. ’ ‘PG’ Å House Hunters Income Property Å Real Estate Intervention Ice Road Truckers “Ocean Ice Road Truckers “Busted Parts & Breakdowns” The Run” Å drivers must shuttle critical supplies. Å

True Blood Eric is able to get inside Sookie’s head.

House Hunters (N) House Hunters Ice Road Truckers “Race for the Finish” The truckers race to haul their last loads. (N) Å

Hung (N) ’ Å Design Star (N) Pawn Stars 1950s Coke machine; Philco radio. (N)

Entourage (N) ’ Å

Pawn Stars Civil War sword. Å

Hung ’ Å True Blood ’ Å Real Estate Intervention Renovation Realities Clash of the Gods “Hercules” Hercules embarks on the 12 Labors. Å

“Nora Roberts’ Northern Lights” (2009) LeAnn Rimes, Eddie Cibrian. Å Drop Dead Diva Jane represents a soccer mom. (N) Army Wives “Operation: Tango” (N) Å Drop Dead Diva Jane represents a soccer mom.

Mummy: Dragon Emp. ›› “The Rocker” (2008) Rainn Wilson. A failed drummer gets another shot at fame. ’ ‘PG-13’ Å ››› “X-Men” (2000, Action) Hugh Jackman, Ian McKellen. ’ ‘PG-13’ Å Zane’s Sex Chronicles 20th Century Battlefields 20th Century Battlefields Battle of Midway. Å Special Ops Mission “Operation Urban Terror” ’ Somali Pirate Takedown the Real Story ’ Å 20th Century Battlefields Battle of Midway. Å Randy Jackson Presents: America’s Best Dance Crew ’ America’s Best Dance Crew P. Diddy’s Starmaker (Series Premiere) (N) ’ Best Dance Crew Explorer “Border Wars” Science of Armored Cars Tijuana Drug Lords (N) Chinatown Mafia (N) Science of Armored Cars iCarly ’ Å Malcolm in the Middle Malcolm in the Middle George Lopez ’ Å George Lopez ’ Å George Lopez ’ Å George Lopez ’ Å The Nanny ’ Å The Nanny ’ Å Build It Bigger ’ Å Build It Bigger “Panama Canal” The Panama Canal.

Build It Bigger “Hong Kong Bridge” ’ Å Build It Bigger “Dallas Cowboys Stadium” ’ Å Build It Bigger “Panama Canal” The Panama Canal. ››› 3:10 to Yuma ‘R’ Dexter “The British Invasion” (iTV) ’ Å Dexter “Our Father” Dexter targets a dope dealer.

Weeds (iTV) ’ Å Nurse Jackie (iTV) Å Penn & Teller: Bulls...!

Live Nude Comedy (iTV) General Hospital Friday › “The Glass House” (2001, Suspense) Leelee Sobieski. Premiere. Two orphaned siblings’ new guardians have a sinister agenda. › “The Glass House” (2001, Suspense) Leelee Sobieski, Diane Lane. ●SPEED Report (N) NASCAR Victory Lane (N) ●Wind Tunnel With Dave Despain (Live) ●Pinks -- All Out From Memphis, Tenn.

Jacked!

Jacked! ››› “Rocky III” (1982) Sylvester Stallone. A merciless contender forces Rocky into a title match. ’ ›› “Rocky IV” (1985) Sylvester Stallone. Vengeful boxer Rocky Balboa faces a deadly Soviet fighter. ›› Rocky V (1990) ’ ●Spotlight ●In My Own Words ●In My Own Words ●Spotlight ●Spotlight ●Auto Racing ASA Southeast Asphalt Tour.

2008 American Ski Classic ›› “Rise: Blood Hunter” (2007, Horror) Lucy Liu, Michael Chiklis. Å “Perfect Creature” (2006, Horror) Dougray Scott, Saffron Burrows, Leo Gregory. Premiere. Å › “BloodRayne” (2005) Kristanna Loken. Å Jack Hayford Å Joel Osteen Å Taking Authority Å Believer’s Voice Changing Your World “Paul of Tarsus” (1990, Historical Drama) Saul travels to Damascus to oppress Jews.

Madea’s Family Reunion ›› “Daddy’s Little Girls” (2007, Romance) Gabrielle Union, Idris Elba. Premiere. Å ›› “Daddy’s Little Girls” (2007, Romance) Gabrielle Union, Idris Elba, Louis Gossett Jr. Å ›› “Clambake” (1967) ›› “It Happened at the World’s Fair” (1963, Musical Comedy) Elvis Presley, Joan O’Brien, Gary Lockwood. A ›› “King Creole” (1958, Musical) Elvis Presley, Carolyn Jones, Dolores Hart. A New Orleans singing sensation Elvis Presley. Å bush pilot finds romance at the Seattle World’s Fair. Å runs afoul of gangsters. Å Destroyed in Seconds High Seas Heroes: Fighting Back Pirates (N) Å Hudson Plane Crash: What Really Happened Å Flight 175: As the World Watched ’ Å High Seas Heroes: Fighting Back Pirates ’ Å ›› “Shooter” (2007) Mark ›› “We Are Marshall” (2006, Drama) Matthew McConaughey, Matthew Fox, Ian McShane. A new coach struggles to rebuild a college foot- ›› “We Are Marshall” (2006, Drama) Matthew McConaughey, Matthew Fox, Ian Wahlberg. Å ball team. Å McShane. A new coach struggles to rebuild a college football team. Å

›› “Nacho Libre” (2006, Comedy) Jack Black, Ana de la Reguera.

Stoked Star Wars Clo. King of the Hill ’ Å Family Guy ’ Å The Andy Griffith Show The Andy Griffith Show The Andy Griffith Show The Andy Griffith Show The Andy Griffith Show M*A*S*H “Out of Gas” M*A*S*H Å ›› 2 Fast 2 Furious ›› “National Treasure” (2004, Adventure) Nicolas Cage, Hunter Gomez, Diane Kruger. A man tries to steal the Declaration of Independence. Å Megan, Million.

Megan Wants a Millionaire ’ Megan Wants a Millionaire ’ My Antonio Women arrive in Hawaii. ’ NEWS Wall Street Jrnl House of Cards Marijuana Inc.: Inside America’s Pot Industry Newsroom Generation Islam An effort appeals to the hearts and minds of young Muslims.

Newsroom Political Programming Q&A Prime Minister Political Programming Book TV Book TV Book TV: After Words Book TV FOX Report Huckabee Special Programming Geraldo at Large ’ Å Sex Bunker Children for Sale Children in prostitution.

The Longest Night: Secrets of the Austrian Cellar Vegas Undercover Undercover operations.

Family Guy ’ Å Robot Chicken (N) M*A*S*H Å M*A*S*H “Inga” Å ›› “2 Fast 2 Furious” (2003) Paul Walker. Å Megan Wants a Millionaire ’

American Greed Fine-art theft; medical fraud.

Generation Islam Q&A Book TV Huckabee Vegas Homicide The Las Vegas Homicide Squad.

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J WIAT Regis and Kelly Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Varied Programs M*A*S*H M*A*S*H Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Fam. Feud Fam. Feud Reba L WPXH Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Jury Duty Paid Prog. Varied Programs Steve Wilkos Jury Duty Jury Duty The People’s Court Hatchett Hatchett Judge Mathis Maury Deal No Deal No Fam. Guy ¥ WABM Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Jerry Springer CABLE ENTERTAINMENT Local Programming Action News at Noon Local Programming Oprah Winfrey Chan. 2 Action News Chan. 2 Action News Local Prog ^ TV-2 The Doctors Cold Case Files Varied Programs CSI: Miami The Sopranos American Justice American Justice Cold Case Files Varied Programs CSI: Miami A&E American Justice M Witness ›› “Indecent Proposal” (1993, Drama) Robert Redford. Å ›› “St. Elmo’s Fire” (1985) Rob Lowe, Demi Moore. Å ›› “Sleeping With the Enemy” (1991) Å ››› “Mystic Pizza” (1988) Julia Roberts. Å T ›› “The Octagon” Å ›› “Commando” (1985) Rae Dawn Chong Å ››› “Coogan’s Bluff” (1968) Clint Eastwood. Å ››› “Two Mules for Sister Sara” (1970) Shirley MacLaine. ››› “Joe Kidd” (1972) Å ››› “Joe Kidd” (1972) Clint Eastwood. Å ››› “Rio Bravo” (1959, Western) John Wayne, Dean Martin. Å ››› “Pale Rider” (1985) Clint Eastwood. Å AMC W ››› “Two Mules for Sister Sara” (1970) Shirley MacLaine.

TH “D-Day-June” ››› “The Man From Snowy River” (1982) Kirk Douglas. ››› “Chisum” (1970) John Wayne, Forrest Tucker. Å Lonesome Dove Two former Texas Rangers join a cattle drive to Montana Territory.

F “Osterman Wk.” ››› “No Way Out” (1987, Suspense) Kevin Costner. Å ›››› “Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid” (1969) Å Lonesome Dove Jake’s involvement with the Suggs gang reaches a tragic climax.

Bargain Bargain You Eat You Eat How Clean How Clean Varied Programs Gordon-F Word The Hotel Inspector Gordon-F Word Varied Programs News BBC Antiques Roadshow Movie Varied One Sister, Sis. Sister, Sis. The Game The Game 106 & Park: BET’s Top 10 Live BET Smart Guy Smart Guy Sister, Sis. Sister, Sis. The Heat Biography Ripley-Believe Notorious City Confidential Bio Clas Varied Biography Biography Ripley-Believe Notorious City BIO BRAVO Varied Programs CMT Power Picks Varied Programs Trading Spouses Trading Spouses Extreme-Home Trading Spouses Trading Spouses Makeover CMTV CMT Music Varied Programs Daily Show Colbert MADtv Presents Movie Varied G. Martin Presents Scrubs COMEDY Movie Cash Cab Cash Cab Cash Cab Cash Cab Varied DISC Cash Cab Cash Cab Varied Programs Suite Life Montana Wizards Movie Varied Suite Life Suite Life Varied Programs Phineas Suite Life Montana DISN Phineas Varied Programs E! News Daily 10 Varied Programs E! News E! ●SportsCenter ●SportsCenter ●SportsCenter ●SportsCenter Lines Football ●NFL Live Burning Horn Interrupt ●SportsCenter Varied ESPN ●SportsCenter ●ESPN First Take Best of ●1st and 10 Scott Van Pelt ●SportsNation NASCAR Varied Horn Interrupt Varied ESPN2 ●ESPN First Take Gilmore Girls Full House Full House Sister, Sis. Sister, Sis. Sabrina Sabrina Full House Full House What I What I Gilmore Girls My Wife My Wife ’70s Show FAM The 700 Club Entertain Quick Fix Cooking Italian Minute Contessa Lee Boy Grill Big Bite Ultimate Cooking Italian Contessa Home Cooking Minute Challenge FOOD Emeril Live Varied M Paid Prog. Paid Prog. World Poker ●ClubWPT.com Elite XC Toughman ●Reloaded Baseball Halls Pre Game MLB Baseball Arizona Diamondbacks at Atlanta Braves. (Live) Postgame T Paid Prog. Paid Prog. MLB Baseball Arizona Diamondbacks at Atlanta Braves.

Pregame UEFA Champions League Soccer Celtic FC vs. Arsenal FC. LOKAR Drag Race Top 50 Baseball Top 50 Drag Race Mike USARacing Car Show LOKAR Best Damn 50 In GOLF Baseball Car Show Mike ●ClubWPT.com ●Reloaded Top 50 Pageant FOXSS W Paid Prog. Paid Prog. In GOLF TH Money Paid Prog. USA USA Nuts Bolts ShipShape Outside Outdoors Outdoor Southern Xterra USA World Poker World Poker ACC ●SEC TV USA F Paid Prog. Paid Prog. World Poker Pac-10 Football: From the Archives ACC ●SEC TV ●Reloaded Sport Sci Freaks Toughman ●Sport Science UEFA Baseball ClubWPT Movie Varied Spin City Varied Programs Bernie Bernie Malcolm Malcolm Bernie Bernie ’70s Show ’70s Show Movie FX M ›› “Doctor Dolittle” (1967) Rex Harrison. Å ›› “The Girl Can’t Help It” (1956) Tom Ewell. ›› “Bachelor Flat” (1961) Å ›› “How I Got Into College” (1989) Film ››› “Say Anything...” (1989) John Cusack.

T ›››› “A Letter to Three Wives” ››› “Heaven Knows, Mr. Allison” (1957) Å ››› “Titanic” (1953) Clifton Webb. Å ››› “The Prime of Miss Jean Brodie” (1969) ››› “Norma Rae” (1979) Sally Field. Å ››› “We’re Not Married” (1952) ›› “The Sheriff of Fractured Jaw” (1958) Å ›› “The Lost World” (1960) Michael Rennie. ››› “Dunston Checks In” (1996) ›› “Toys” (1992) Robin Williams. Å FXM W Thunder TH Tree Grow ›› “On the Threshold of Space” (1956, Drama) ›› “Spaceflight IC-1” (1965) ››› “The Day the Earth Stood Still” (1951) ›› “Cocoon: The Return” (1988) Don Ameche.

“Escape From Planet of Apes” F ›› “Island in the Sun” (1957) Å ›› “Return to Peyton Place” (1961) Carol Lynley. Å ›› “The Pleasure Seekers” (1964) Ann-Margret. ››› “That Thing You Do!” (1996) Å ›› “French Kiss” (1995) Meg Ryan.

Super Super Jeopardy! Fortune Pyramid MatchGam Fam. Feud Password Lingo Lingo Pyramid Fam Feud Chain Fam Feud Newlywed Catch 21 Deal No GSN Fam. Feud Pyramid Golden Golden Golden Touched by an Angel Touched by an Angel Little House Little House Little House M*A*S*H M*A*S*H M*A*S*H M*A*S*H M*A*S*H HALL Golden House Curb To Sell Buy Me Parents Dime Challenge Color Deserving My Kitchen Divine Get It Sold To Sell Varied House H&G Save Bath Decorating Cash Attic If Walls M Hooked: Illegal Drugs True Crime Å Modern Marvels Å Modern Marvels Å Moonshot Å Hooked: Illegal Drugs True Crime Å Modern Marvels Å Marvels T The Universe Å The Universe Å The Universe Å Modern Marvels “Salt” The Universe Å The Universe Å The Universe Å The Universe Å The Universe Å Marvels Battles BC Å Mega Disasters Å Modern Marvels Å God vs. Satan Å Battles BC Å Battles BC Å Mega Disasters Å Marvels HIST W Battles BC Å TH Jurassic Fight Club Jurassic Fight Club Jurassic Fight Club Modern Marvels Å First Apocalypse Å Jurassic Fight Club Jurassic Fight Club Jurassic Fight Club Marvels F Lock N’ Load Lock N’ Load Lock N’ Load Modern Marvels Å More Extreme Marksmen Å Lock N’ Load Lock N’ Load Lock N’ Load Marvels Frasier Will-Grace Will-Grace Desperate Housewives Desperate Housewives Wife Swap Wife Swap Wife Swap Wife Swap Reba Reba Reba LIFE Frasier Firepower Firepower Armor Armor Varied MILIT Varied Programs Alexa Chung Parental Parental Raiders Raiders Scrubs Scrubs Teen Cribs Teen Cribs Parental Parental Parental Varied Programs MTV Degrassi Degrassi The Real World Dog Whisperer Varied Programs NGEO Varied Programs Sponge Sponge Sponge Sponge Sponge Varied Programs School School iCarly iCarly Drake Drake Sponge Sponge iCarly iCarly Penguins NICK Sponge Extreme Machines Science of the Deep Project Earth How-Made How-Made Varied Programs Decnstrctd Decnstrctd Varied SCIENCE Junkyard Wars Beverly Hills, 90210 Beverly Hills, 90210 One Tree Hill One Tree Hill The O.C. The O.C. Beverly Hills, 90210 Beverly Hills, 90210 Young SOAP Days of our Lives Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Varied Programs Truck U Chop Cut Edge Monster Varied Whips Varied Pimp Ride SPEED Varied Programs CSI: Crime Scn CSI: Crime Scn CSI: Crime Scn CSI: Crime Scn CSI: Crime Scn CSI: Crime Scn CSI: Crime Scn CSI Varied CSI SPIKE CSI: NY Varied Programs Poker Superstars II Varied Programs Braves Baseball SPSO ●College Flash Classics ●MLB Baseball Star Trek: Enterprise Stargate Atlantis Stargate SG-1 Varied SYFY Varied Programs Your Day Believers Varied Programs Behind Varied Life Today Marilyn H. The 700 Club Hagee Rod P. Praise the Lord Varied TBN Rod P. Home Imp. Home Imp. Home Imp. Home Imp. Just Shoot Just Shoot Yes, Dear Yes, Dear King King Raymond Raymond Raymond Friends Seinfeld TBS Movie M ›› “Ruby Gentry” (1952, Drama) “Indiscretion of an American Wife” ››› “The Barretts of Wimpole Street” (1957) ››› “Since You Went Away” (1944, Drama) Claudette Colbert. Å ››› “Love Letters” (1945, Drama) T ››› “3 Godfathers” (1948) John Wayne. Å ››› “The Alamo” (1960, Historical Drama) John Wayne, Richard Widmark. Å ››› “McLintock!” (1963) John Wayne. Å ››› “The Horse Soldiers” (1959) John Wayne. ›› “The Show-Off” (1946, Comedy) ›› “A Southern Yankee” (1948) ›› “Watch the Birdie” (1951) Å ›› “The Yellow Cab Man” (1950) ›› “Excuse My Dust” TCM W I Dood It ››› “Du Barry Was a Lady” (1943) Å TH ›› “Wise Girl” (1937) “Woman Chases Man” ››› “The Old Maid” (1939) Bette Davis. Å ››› “Old Acquaintance” (1943) Bette Davis. ›› “Virginia City” (1940) Errol Flynn. Å ›››› “The Heiress” (1949) F ››› “Bite the Bullet” (1975) Gene Hackman. ››› “Marooned” (1969) Gregory Peck, Richard Crenna. ››› “I Never Sang for My Father” (1970) ›› “Another Woman” (1988) ››› “Lilith” (1964) Warren Beatty.

What Not to Wear Baby Story Baby Story Baby Story Birth Day Diagnosis Varied Little Little Jon & Kate Jon & Kate What Not Varied Programs TLC Jon & Kate Jon & Kate What Not to Wear ER Las Vegas Las Vegas Cold Case Law & Order Law & Order Bones Bones Varied TNT Charmed Movie Varied Programs TOON Varied Programs Sanford All-Family Leave Hillbillies Hillbillies Gunsmoke Gunsmoke Bonanza Bonanza Little Hse. Varied Cosby TVLND GoodTime GoodTime Sanford NCIS NCIS NCIS USA Varied Programs Varied Programs VH1 Jump Start CABLE NEWS Power Lunch Street Signs Closing Bell Closing Bell Fast Money Mad Money Report CNBC Squawk on the Street The Call Newsroom Newsroom Newsroom The Situation Room With Wolf Blitzer Lou Dobbs CNN Newsroom The Live Desk Studio B-Smith Your World Glenn Beck Special Report Report FNC America’s Newsroom Happening Now MSNBC News Live Dr. Nancy And. Mitchell MSNBC News Live MSNBC News Live MSNBC News Live Hardball The Ed Show Hardball MSNBC Morning Meeting

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by Louis Aston Knight; art deco poster. Å ` WVTM

Access Hollywood Å

Great American Road Trip “California or Bust” The three remaining families travel to California. (N) ’

One Tree Hill “A Kiss to Build a Dream On” Å 5 WTTO Two and a Half Men ’ 8 WJXS Southern Shopper with Eddie and Debbie Wheel of Fortune Å Who Wants to Be a Millionaire Contestants answer H WJSU trivia questions to win cash; Patricia Heaton. (N) ’ Entertainment Tonight (N) How I Met Your Mother J WIAT ’ Å “The Naked Man” Å L WPXH ¥ WABM CABLE ^ TV-2

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AMC ANPL BBC BET BIO BRAVO CMTV COMEDY DISC DISN E! ESPN ESPN2 FAM FOOD FOXSS FX FXM GSN HALL HBO H&G HIST LIFE MAX MILIT MTV NGEO NICK SCIENCE SHOW SOAP SPEED SPIKE SPSO SYFY TBN TBS TCM TLC TNT TOON TVLND USA VH1

CABLE

CNBC CNN CSPAN CSPAN2 FNC MSNBC

Reba “The Wall” Å Family Guy ’ Å ENTERTAINMENT Entertainment Tonight Intervention “Brad” ››› “Mystic Pizza” (1988) Julia Roberts. Å

Animal Witness ’ Å World News 106 & Park: Top 10 Live City Confidential Å Matchmaker Extreme-Home Kevin James: Sweat MythBusters ’ Å Hannah Montana Jake returns from filming.

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How I Met Your Mother Continuing a tradition. ’

Ghost Whisperer “Undead Comic” ’ Å The Twilight Zone Å The Twilight Zone Å

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Lie to Me “The Best Policy” ’ Å History Detectives Metal box may have been recovered from the Hindenburg crash site. (N) ’ Å

FOX6 News at 9:00 PM FOX6 News at 9:30 PM FOX6 News at 10:00 PM TMZ (N) ’ Å History Detectives Dagger may have belonged to Beni- Pioneers of Television “Variety” Ed Sullivan and Milton to Mussolini; letter. (N) ’ Å Berle; Tim Conway and Jonathan Winters. ’

Gossip Girl “Southern Gentlemen Prefer Blondes” Cheers ’ Å Cheers ’ Å Dating in the Dark The participants look through the opposite sex’s cars. (N) ’ Å

The King of Queens ’ The King of Queens ’ TV24 Local News TV24 Local News Castle “Ghosts” A woman is found drowned in a tub of motor oil. ’ Å

Law & Order: Criminal Intent Host of a TV crime show Dateline NBC ’ Å washes up on a bank of the East River. Å

NBC 13 News at 10:00pm The Tonight Show With (N) Å Conan O’Brien ’ Å

The Andy Griffith Show The Andy Griffith Show Rick & Bubba Å Rick & Bubba Å ABC 33/40 News at 10PM Nightline (N) Å (N)

Two and a Half Men Blind The Big Bang Theory Pen- CSI: Miami “Chip/Tuck” Horatio discovers that Ron Saris CBS 42 News at 10 (N) date. ’ Å ny seeks revenge. ’ is seeking revenge on Julia. ’ Å ›› “The Matrix Revolutions” (2003, Science Fiction) Keanu Reeves. Premiere. Neo, Morpheus and Trinity battle vicious machines.

Magic’s Biggest Secrets Finally Revealed ’ Å The Simpsons ’ Å The Simpsons ’ Å House of Payne

Local Programming Intervention “Donald” A gifted boxer. Å Intervention “Sebastian & Marcel” (N) Å Hoarders “Jennifer & Ron; Jill” Å ›› “Sabrina” (1995, Romance-Comedy) Harrison Ford, Julia Ormond, Greg Kinnear. A chauffeur’s daughter awakens love in a rich workaholic. Å

Late Show With David Letterman (N) ’ Å Baptist Church House of Payne

Action News Nightbeat Local Programming Paranormal State Å Paranormal State Å Mad Men “Out of Town” Å

Dogs 101 ’ Å Monsters Inside Me “Outbreak” Outbreaks. Å Animal Cops Phoenix A cat with missing paws. (N) Dogs 101 ’ Å Top Gear (Season Premiere) (N) Top Gear Å BBC World News America Å Top Gear ››› “Rising Sun” (1993, Mystery) Sean Connery, Wesley Snipes. Detectives investigate a murder at a Japanese corporation.

Rising Icons Å The Wendy Williams Show (N) ’ Å Meth: A County in Crisis Epidemic. Å Meth in the City Use of meth. Å Guardian Angels (N) Cold Case Files Å The Interrogators Steve Ainsworth. Å The Millionaire Matchmaker Patti Stanger. ’ Å The Millionaire Matchmaker “Shauna/Dave” Å The Real Housewives of Atlanta Å The Real Housewives of Atlanta “Kim-tervention” Extreme Makeover: Home Edition “Nutsch Family” ››› “Pure Country” (1992, Drama) George Strait, Lesley Ann Warren. A country singer struggles with the burden of stardom. ’ ››› Pure Country ’ ›› “Scary Movie 3” (2003) Anna Faris. A journalist investigates UFOs and a killer videotape. Å Futurama “Futurestock” Futurama ’ Å Daily Show-Jon Stewart The Colbert Report (N) The Colony Experimental post-apocalyptic world. ’ The Colony “Power Struggle” ’ Å The Colony “Comfort in Chaos” ’ Å The Colony “Safety and Security” ’ Å Hannah Montana “That’s Hannah Montana “You ›› “Life-Size” (2000, Fantasy) Jere Burns, Lindsay Lohan, Tyra Banks. A mother- Phineas and Ferb Tropical The Suite Life of Zack & That’s So Raven Raven is What Friends Are For?” Give Lunch a Bad Name” less child casts a spell that brings a doll to life. Å paradise. Å Cody ’ Å worried for Chill Grill.

The Daily 10 (N) Kourtney & Khloe Reality Hell Kendra Comedians The Soup Chelsea Lately (N) E! News Countdown ●NFL Preseason Football Carolina Panthers at New York Giants. From Giants Stadium in East Rutherford, N.J. (Live) Å ●SportsCenter (Live) Å World Series ●Little League Baseball World Series Mid-Atlantic Regional Final -- Teams TBA. From Bristol, Conn. Å ●MLB Baseball St. Louis Cardinals at Los Angeles Dodgers. From Dodger Stadium in Los Angeles. Å That ’70s Show ’ Å The Secret Life of the American Teenager (N) Make It or Break It “Where’s Kaylie?” (N) Å The Secret Life of the American Teenager Å The 700 Club Å Challenge Good Eats Apple pie.

Good Eats Baklava.

Unwrapped Unwrapped Potato salad. Diner, Drive-In Diner, Drive-In Good Eats Unwrapped “Top Dog” Braves Straight ●Baseball’s Golden Age ●Reloaded ●Sport Science Best Damn 50 ●The Final Score (Live) ●Baseball’s Golden Age ●The Final Score (Live) › Wild Hogs (2007) ›› “X-Men: The Last Stand” (2006, Action) Hugh Jackman, Patrick Stewart, Ian McKellen. A cure for mutations divides the X-Men. ›› “Tears of the Sun” (2003) Bruce Willis. ›› “Next Stop, Greenwich Village” (1976, Comedy-Drama) Lenny Baker, Shelley Winters. Å ››› “Say Anything...” (1989, Romance) John Cusack, Ione Skye, John Mahoney. Å Life After Film School Deal or No Deal ’ Å Family Feud Å Be a Millionaire Family Feud ’ Å Be a Millionaire The Newlywed Game Catch 21 Å Deal or No Deal ’ Å M*A*S*H Everyone looks Touched by an Angel “Unidentified Female” A woman Touched by an Angel Monica helps two siblings when Touched by an Angel Monica makes a man face the The Golden Girls Rose’s The Golden Girls for a dog that bit Radar. witnesses a young man’s tragic death. Å their con-man brother appears in town. Å kind of person his ex really is. ’ Å sister creates a stir. ’ “Sophia’s Choice” ’ Å

›› Leatherheads Å Real Time With Bill Maher ’ Å “Fixer: The Taking of Ajmal Naqshbandi” (2009) Premiere. ’ ‘NR’ Å George Lopez: Tall, Dark & Chicano The comic performs. ’ Å House Hunters Property Virgins (N) ’ Property Virgins Å House Hunters My First Place House Hunters For Rent Living in a tent. The Unsellables Å My First Place Modern Marvels Gadgets Woodstock: Now & Then Participants recall the Woodstock experience. Å Clash of the Gods “Hades” The mythology behind Ancient Discoveries Technology reveals archaeological of the 1980s. Å Hades, ancient Greece’s most feared god. (N) Å discoveries at the bottom of the sea. Å How I Met Your Mother Reba ’ Å Reba Disciplining Henry. Drop Dead Diva Jane represents a soccer mom.

Army Wives “Operation: Tango” Å Grey’s Anatomy “Elevator Love Letter” ’ Å Journey-Center of Earth ›› “Death Race” (2008) Jason Statham. Prisoners compete in a brutal car race to win their freedom. ›› “The Rocker” (2008, Comedy) Rainn Wilson, Josh Gad. ’ ‘PG-13’ Å To Live and Die in L.A. Weapons Races: Tank Weapons Races: The Race for Radar and Stealth Great Planes “A-26 Invader” ’ Å Battleplan “Urban Warfare” ’ Å Weapons Races: The Race for Radar and Stealth P. Diddy’s Starmaker ’ MTV Special ’ Making His Band (N) ’ Making His Band ’ Inside Straight Edge Inside a Cult Inside a Cult: Messiah on Trial Hooked “Man vs. Fish” Dogtooth tuna.

Inside a Cult The Penguins Glenn Martin, DDS Å Malcolm in the Middle George Lopez ’ Å George Lopez ’ Å George Lopez ’ Å George Lopez ’ Å The Nanny ’ Å The Nanny ’ Å NextWorld ’ Visions of the Future ’ Å Popular Science’s Future Of “Play” (N) ’ How It’s Made: Remix Brink Super laser. (N) ’ Visions of the Future ’ Å ›› “Music Within” (2007, Drama) Ron Livingston, Melissa George. iTV. ‘R’ Californication (iTV) ’ Californication (iTV) ’ Weeds (iTV) (N) ’ Å Nurse Jackie (iTV) (N) ’ Weeds (iTV) ’ Å Nurse Jackie (iTV) Å Young-Restless All My Children Today ’ Å One Life to Live Today ’ Å General Hospital Today ’ Å Days of our Lives Today ’ Å Pass Time ●This Week in NASCAR (N) SuperCars Exposed SuperCars Exposed Barrett-Jackson 2009: The Auctions Car Crazy Pass Time CSI: Crime Scn ●UFC Unleashed ’ UFC Unleashed ’ UFC Unleashed ’ ●UFC Unleashed ’ World Poker ●World Poker Tour: Season 1 College Flash Classics Duke vs. North Carolina.

Future Phenoms Poker -- Learn Poker -- Learn Poker -- Learn Star Trek: Next Gener.

Star Trek: The Next Generation “Redemption II” Star Trek: The Next Generation “Ensign Ro” Å Star Trek: The Next Generation “Silicon Avatar” ’ Mobile Suit Gundam 00 Mobile Suit Gundam 00 Bishop T.D. Jakes Å Behind the Scenes Å Mark Chironna Å Jentezen Franklin Å Jesse Duplantis Å Praise the Lord Å Seinfeld “The Mango” Family Guy ’ Å Family Guy ’ Å Family Guy ’ Å Family Guy ’ Å My Name Is Earl Å My Name Is Earl Å The Bill Engvall Show Seinfeld “The Scofflaw” ››› “Love Letters” ››› “Portrait of Jennie” (1948, Romance) Jennifer Jones, Joseph Cotten, Ethel ››› “Carrie” (1952, Drama) Jennifer Jones, Laurence Olivier, Eddie Albert. Theodore Dreiser’s story of a farm ››› “Beat the Devil” (1945) Jennifer Jones.

Barrymore. A chance meeting with a stranger inspires a poor artist. Å girl who rises to fame.

(1954) Humphrey Bogart.

Cake Boss ’ Å Bones “Death in the Saddle” ’ Å

Cake Boss ’ Å Cake Boss Biplane cake.

The Closer A body stuffed inside a large box sends Brenda on a search for suspects. Å

›› “Spy Kids 3-D: Game Over” (2003) Antonio Banderas, Carla Gugino.

The Andy Griffith Show The Andy Griffith Show The Andy Griffith Show NCIS “Heart Break” ’ NCIS “Forced Entry” ’ Å My Antonio ’ Real Chance of Love ’ Å NEWS Kudlow Report Marijuana Inc.: Inside America’s Pot Industry Lou Dobbs Tonight Å Campbell Brown (N) House of Rep. Tonight From Washington U.S. Senate Coverage The Communicators Tonight From Washington FOX Report The O’Reilly Factor (N) Å Hardball Å Countdown With Keith Olbermann (N)

Jon & Kate Plus 8 (N) ’ Jon & Kate Plus 8 Å Cake Boss (N) ’ Å Cake Boss ’ Å The Closer “Maternal Instincts” A spree shooting leaves Raising the Bar “Bobbi Ba-Bing” Jerry defends an intwo dead and one person critically injured. mate charged with stabbing another inmate. (N) Stoked Star Wars Clo. The Andy Griffith Show The Andy Griffith Show ●WWE Monday Night Raw ’ (Live) Å Real Chance of Love ’ Å

King of the Hill ’ Å M*A*S*H Å The T.O. Show ’

King of the Hill ’ Å M*A*S*H “Inga” Å

Family Guy ’ Å Family Guy “PTV” Å M*A*S*H “The Price” M*A*S*H Å Royal Pains “Am I Blue?” Å Real Chance of Love ’ Å The T.O. Show ’

Inside American Airlines: A Week in the Life Training; ticket pricing; fuel cost.

Larry King Live (N) Å Anderson Cooper 360 Å

Hannity (N) The Rachel Maddow Show (N)

Cake Boss ’ Å Cake Boss Biplane cake.

CSI: NY “Run Silent, Run Deep” The team discovers a body buried in a football stadium. ’ Å

On the Record With Greta Van Susteren (N) Å Countdown With Keith Olbermann

Mad Money Capital News Today Capital News Today The O’Reilly Factor The Rachel Maddow Show

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BROADCAST CHANNELS Hell’s Kitchen (N) ’ Å More to Love (N) ’ Å & WBRC Seinfeld ’ Å The NewsHour With Jim Nova “Hunting the Hidden Dimension” A new branch of Nova scienceNOW Personal genetic profile; Texas al_ WCIQ Lehrer (N) ’ Å math called fractals. ’ Å (DVS) gae farm; Gakkel Ridge in Arctic Ocean. (N) ’ ` WVTM

Access Hollywood Å

5 WTTO Two and a Half Men ’ 8 WJXS Center Stage Wheel of Fortune Å H WJSU

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AMC ANPL BBC BET BIO BRAVO CMTV COMEDY DISC DISN E! ESPN ESPN2 FAM FOOD FOXSS FX FXM GSN HALL HBO H&G HIST LIFE MAX MILIT MTV NGEO NICK SCIENCE SHOW SOAP SPEED SPIKE SPSO SYFY TBN TBS TCM TLC TNT TOON TVLND USA VH1

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CNBC CNN CSPAN CSPAN2 FNC MSNBC

Reba “For Sale, Cheap” Family Guy ’ Å ENTERTAINMENT Entertainment Tonight The First 48 Å ››› “Joe Kidd” (1972) Clint Eastwood.

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FOX6 News at 10:00 PM TMZ (N) ’ Å Inside “Emergency Transplant” Three donors give their kidneys to people in need. ’ Å

The Andy Griffith Show The Andy Griffith Show Rick & Bubba Å Rick & Bubba Å ABC 33/40 News at 10PM Nightline (N) Å (N)

90210 “Okaeri, Donna!” ’ Å Buster Miles Auto Most Wanted Who Wants to Be a Millionaire Contestants answer trivia questions to win cash; Wynonna. (N) ’ Å

90210 “Between a Sign and a Hard Place” ’ Å The Andy Griffith Show Cheers ’ Å Shaq Vs. (Series Premiere) Shaq visits NFL quarterback Ben Roethlisberger for a football challenge. (N)

The King of Queens ’ The King of Queens ’ TV24 Local News TV24 Local News Primetime: The Outsiders (N) ’ Å

Boston Legal “The Ass Fat Jungle” ’ Å Street Patrol ’ Å Street Patrol ’ Å

Boston Legal “Gone” ’ Å Jail ’ Å Jail ’ Å

Boston Legal “Legal Deficits” ’ Å The Simpsons ’ Å The Simpsons ’ Å

Big Brother 11 (N) ’ Å

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FOX6 News at 9:00 PM FOX6 News at 9:30 PM Secrets of the Dead New evidence raises questions about the conviction of Hawley Crippen. ’

America’s Got Talent Five acts make it into the top 20. America’s Got Talent Ten contestants perform. ’ (Live) Å ’Å

Entertainment Tonight (N) NCIS “Toxic” When a government scientist goes missJ WIAT ’ Å ing, Abby is asked to step in. ’ Å L WPXH ¥ WABM CABLE ^ TV-2

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NBC 13 News at 10:00pm The Tonight Show With (N) Å Conan O’Brien ’ Å

Medium Allison’s dreams mirror reality when she comes CBS 42 News at 10 (N) face to face with her stalker. Å Lifestyle Lift House of Payne

Late Show With David Letterman (N) ’ Å Paid Program ’ House of Payne

Local Programming Action News Nightbeat Local Programming The First 48 “Last Night Out; Death Do Us Part” The First 48 Past cases. (N) Å The Cleaner “Path of Least Resistance” (N) Å The Cleaner “Path of Least Resistance” Å ››› “Pale Rider” (1985, Western) Clint Eastwood, Michael Moriarty, Carrie Snodgress. Gold prospectors are harassed by a corrupt power ››› “Rio Bravo” (1959, Western) John Wayne, Dean Martin, Ricky Nelson. A powbaron. Å erful rancher seeks his brother’s release from prison. Å

Up Close and Dangerous Killing for a Living Hunting birds. ’ Å When Animals Strike ’ Å Shark Feeding Frenzy Sharks. ’ Å Killing for a Living Hunting birds. ’ Å World News You Are What You Eat Two sisters. (N) Dragon’s Den Eco-friendly recycling. (N) Å BBC World News America Å You Are What You Eat Two sisters.

“Love for Sale” (2008) Jackie Long, Jason Weaver, Mya. A seductive woman pays a deliveryman for his companionship.

The Game ’ Å The Game ’ Å The Wendy Williams Show (N) ’ Å City Confidential Å Biography “Mr. T” Å Truth Behind the Sitcom Scandals “Roseanne.”

Biography “Roseanne” (N) Å Biography Profiling actor Carroll O’Connor. Å Real Housewives-Atlanta Miami Social “All About Me” Å Miami Social “It’s Over” (Season Finale) (N) Å Flipping Out “Beware of Falling Houses” Å Flipping Out “Beware of Falling Houses” Å Extreme-Home Extreme Makeover: Home Edition “Hebert Family” ››› “An Officer and a Gentleman” (1982) Richard Gere, Debra Winger. A hardened loner enlists in the Naval Aviation Corps. ’ Officer-Gentle Scrubs ’ Å Daily Show-Jon Stewart The Colbert Report Å South Park Å South Park Å South Park Å South Park Å Daily Show-Jon Stewart The Colbert Report (N) How It’s Made ’ Å Swords: Life on the Line “Voyage to Hell” ’ Å Swords: Life on the Line “Blood on the Deck” (N) The Colony A stranger breeches security. (N) Å Swords: Life on the Line “Voyage to Hell” ’ Å Hannah Montana Drama Hannah Montana Å Hannah Montana Å ›› “Beethoven’s 5th” (2003, Comedy) John Larroquette, Dave Thomas, Daveigh Phineas and Ferb Mummy. The Suite Life of Zack & That’s So Raven Eddie class project. Å Chase. People want to use a dog to find a buried fortune. ‘G’ Å Cody “Orchestra” Å and Chantel break up. ’

The Daily 10 (N) Sexiest Miami Jobs Keeping Up-Kardashians Keeping Up-Kardashians Keeping Up-Kardashians Kourtney & Khloe Chelsea Lately (N) E! News ●E:60 (N) 2009 World Series of Poker (Taped) 2009 World Series of Poker (Taped) ●Baseball Tonight (Live) Å ●SportsCenter (Live) Å Little League Softball World Series Semifinal -- Teams TBA. (Live) Å ●NFL Live (N) Å ●Little League Softball World Series Semifinal -- Teams TBA. From Portland, Ore. (Live) Å ●NFL Yearbook That ’70s Show ’ Å 10 Things I Hate Ruby & the Rockits (N) “My Fake Fiancé” (2009) Melissa Joan Hart. A man and a woman fake an engagement for financial gain.

The 700 Club Å Challenge Ace of Cakes Ace of Cakes Unwrapped Best Thing, Ate Chopped The judges have high hopes.

Good Eats Unwrapped “Get Comfy” Best Damn 50 ●UEFA Champions League Soccer FC Sheriff vs. Olympiacos FC. Qualifying Playoff, Leg 1. (Same-day Tape) ●The Final Score (Live) Best Damn 50 ●The Final Score (Live) ›› “I, Robot” (2004, Science Fiction) Will Smith, Bridget Moynahan. A homicide detective tracks a dangerous robot in 2035.

Rescue Me “Zippo” (N) Rescue Me “Zippo” ››› “The Prime of Miss Jean Brodie” (1969, Drama) Maggie Smith, Pamela Franklin. Å Life After Film School ››› “Norma Rae” (1979) Sally Field. Union man from up North recruits millworker down South. Å Deal or No Deal ’ Å Family Feud Å Be a Millionaire Family Feud ’ Å Be a Millionaire The Newlywed Game Catch 21 Å Deal or No Deal ’ Å M*A*S*H “Aid Station” Å Touched by an Angel A dying man tries to tell his Touched by an Angel Monica helps a music star emo- Touched by an Angel An ailing blues nightclub owner The Golden Girls Fatigue The Golden Girls A spedaughter he’s not her biological father. ’ Å tionally support his young daughter. ’ Å gets help to have a great finale. ’ Å plagues Dorothy. Å cialist diagnoses Dorothy. ›› “The Express” (2008, Biography) Dennis Quaid. Born poor, Ernie Davis becomes a star football player. ’ ‘PG’ Å House Hunters My First Place My First Place House Hunters Bang for Your Buck Modern Marvels “Salt” Å The Universe “The Outer Planets” The outer planets. Å The Universe Death stars are in the final stage of life until they explode into supernovae. Å

REAL Sports With Bryant Gumbel (N) ’ Å House Hunters House Hunters The Universe “Mars” Possibility of life on Mars. Å

Entourage ’ Å True Blood ’ Å Buy Me (N) ’ My First Place Mega Disasters “Mega Drought” The potential impact of a long drought. Å

Reba ’ Å Reba ’ Å Reba ’ Å “Lies He Told” (1997) Gary Cole, Karen Sillas. Bored military man fakes death, starts new life. Å Will & Grace ’ Å Will & Grace ’ Å ›› Harlem Nights ‘R’ ›› “Fools Rush In” (1997) Matthew Perry. Pregnancy pushes one-shot lovers into a difficult marriage. › “Mirrors” (2008) Kiefer Sutherland. An evil force uses mirrors to gain entrance to this world. ‘R’ Å Deadliest Aircraft Warbots Robots used for military purposes. Å Weaponology Warriors fight in extreme conditions.

Ultimate Weapons Tanks and artillery. ’ Å Warbots Robots used for military purposes. Å P. Diddy’s Starmaker ’ Making His Band ’ Daddy’s Girls ’ Daddy’s Girls ’ Daddy’s Girls (N) ’ House of Jazmin Å Daddy’s Girls ’ House of Jazmin Å Bounty Hunters More Animal Oddities Mystery Bear of the Arctic Explorer “Zoo Tiger Escape” More Animal Oddities The Penguins Glenn Martin, DDS (N) Malcolm in the Middle George Lopez ’ Å George Lopez ’ Å George Lopez ’ Å George Lopez ’ Å The Nanny ’ Å The Nanny ’ Å Superhuman “Giants” The Real Superhumans and the Quest for the Future Fantastic ’ Å Superhuman “Genius” ’ Å Real Superhumans-Quest for the Future Fantastic ›› The Hunting Party ››› “Lars and the Real Girl” (2007, Comedy-Drama) Ryan Gosling. iTV. ’ ‘PG-13’ Å Weeds (iTV) ’ Å Nurse Jackie (iTV) Å Weeds (iTV) ’ Å Nurse Jackie (iTV) Å Young-Restless All My Children Today ’ Å One Life to Live Today ’ Å General Hospital Today ’ Å Days of our Lives Today ’ Å Pass Time Pimp My Ride Pimp My Ride Super Bikes!

Super Bikes!

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Pimp My Ride Pass Time CSI: Crime Scn UFC Unleashed ’ UFC Unleashed ’ UFC Unleashed ’ MANswers Å MANswers ’ Å ●MLB Baseball Atlanta Braves at New York Mets. From Citi Field in Flushing, N.Y. (Subject to Blackout) ’ (Live) ●Braves Live! Postgame ●Braves Live! Postgame MLB Baseball Atlanta Braves at New York Mets. ’ Warehouse 13 ’ Å Warehouse 13 “Burnout” Hunt for an artifact. Å Warehouse 13 “Implosion” Secret Service detail. ●ECW (Live) Warehouse 13 “Implosion” Secret Service detail.

Life at the Summit Å Behind the Scenes Å Joyce Meyer John Hagee Today Å Precious Memories Å Praise the Lord Å Seinfeld “The Glasses” Family Guy ’ Å Family Guy ’ Å Family Guy ’ Å Family Guy ’ Å The Office ’ Å The Office ’ Å House of Payne House of Payne ››› “The Horse Sol››› “The Sons of Katie Elder” (1965, Western) John Wayne, Dean Martin, Martha Hyer. Sons attend mother’s ››› “True Grit” (1969, Western) John Wayne, Glen Campbell, Kim Darby. A one-eyed marshal and a Texas diers” (1959) Å Texas funeral, avenge slain father. Å Ranger aid a vengeful teen. Å Cake Boss Zombie cake. Jon & Kate Plus 8 Å Jon & Kate Plus 8 Å Bones “Intern in the Incin- Bones The body of a pregnant 16-year-old athlete is erator” ’ Å found buried in a mound of salt. ’ Å

Chowder The Cosby Show Å NCIS “Chained” Å The T.O. Show ’ NEWS Kudlow Report Lou Dobbs Tonight Å House of Rep. U.S. Senate Coverage FOX Report Hardball Å

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18 Kids and Counting (N) 18 Kids and Counting ’ Masters of Reception “Cocktails & Cat Tails” (N) 18 Kids and Counting ’ 18 Kids and Counting ’ HawthoRNe “Hello and Goodbye” Christina tries to get Saving Grace “Am I Going to Die Today?” A prominent HawthoRNe “Hello and Goodbye” Christina tries to get a friend in to a new clinical trial. (N) Å doctor fatally wounds an intruder. (N) Å a friend in to a new clinical trial. Å Stoked 6TEEN The Cosby Show Å The Cosby Show Å Law & Order: Special Victims Unit “Dolls” ’ Å Megan Wants a Millionaire ’

King of the Hill ’ Å King of the Hill ’ Å The Cosby Show Å The Cosby Show Å Law & Order: Special Victims Unit “Lust” ’ Å Megan Wants a Millionaire ’

Big Brother, Big Business Surveillance.

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‘Mad Men’ is back with more 1960s modern living

By FRAZIER MOORE Associated Press

NEW YORK — In its first two seasons, Mad Men rang true, and familiar, from across a half-century divide.

As this masterful AMC drama resumes (now in mid-1963), viewers will feel, like never before, the bond between our time and the past as Mad Men vividly evokes it.

The series is a yeasty blend of hopes, anxiety, delusions and disgruntlement. In 2009, we know how that goes.

There are shake-ups and layoffs at New York’s Sterling Cooper advertising agency, which, late last season, was taken over by a British ad firm.

“Is that the last of it?” says Don Draper, the agency’s creative director, to his partners after they’ve sacked another colleague. “’Cause I don’t like how much I’m getting used to these.”

Meanwhile, the Baltimorebased maker of London Fog raincoats is fretting that everyone who needs a raincoat has already bought one. But Draper, angling to land this account, is ready with reassurance.

“There will be fat years and there will be lean years,” he says.

“But it is going to rain.”

He speaks with authority. The magnetic yet tormented Draper (series star Jon Hamm) seems always to be weathering some personal tempest. No matter how sharp he looks in a raincoat, or any garb, it isn’t enough to keep those forces at bay.

The world keeps spinning on Mad Men, as today, with an escalating sense that massive changes lurk at the horizon. And not only devastation, though doomsday was just barely averted at the end of last season with a peaceful resolution of the U.S-Russia missile crisis of October 1962.

As the new season begins (Sunday, 10 p.m. EDT), Don’s wife Betty (January Jones), with whom he has a lonely marriage beneath a lovely veneer, is nine months pregnant with their third child.

Skirtchasing agency partner Roger Sterling (John Slattery) still professes to be happy with his fiancee, a former secretary at the

ABC brings family-friendly comedies to Wednesday The Dallas Morning News

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January Jones portrays Betty Draper, left, and Jon Hamm portrays Don Draper in the AMC series, ‘Mad Men.’ agency who is less than half his age. The family he dumped to be with her isn’t so happy.

And in an episode soon, marijuana finds its way into an office of the traditionally gin- and bourbon-soaked Sterling Cooper!

As before, Mad Men unfolds defiantly brooding, wryly witty, at chosen moments heartbreaking.

The saga goes its own way, and therefore seems to be missing any obvious plot lines (in fact, it’s avoiding any obvious formula).

There are numerous scenes, and yet the action moves at a deliberative, cushiony pace.

The dialogue is smart, but sparse.

“I’m engaged,” says the airline stewardess seducing Don Draper on a business trip. “On the other hand, you might be my last

chance.”

“I’ve been married a long time,” replies Draper. “You get plenty of chances.”

There are no easy answers here, even fewer easy questions.

Whiny account executive Pete Campbell (Vincent Kartheiser) erupts with a doozy of a question to his wife when he discovers that his promotion wasn’t quite what he expected: “Why does it always have to be like this? Why can’t I get anything good all at once?”

There’s no answer to that — short of giving Pete a slap.

A past winner of Emmy, Peabody and Golden Globe awards, Mad Men continues to blaze new ground. But it’s also a throwback that, from today’s vantage point, seems extravagant, inefficient, even inconvenient for viewers who prefer pat TV fare.

PASADENA, Calif. — In a fall season that promises to be drama heavy, and in particular, medical dramas, ABC is taking a different tack, at least on Wednesday nights. The network is introducing a block of comedies, and not the broadcast TV version of the sort of R-rated fare that’s big on the big screen. Wednesday night on ABC this fall is going to be all about family fun with three new family-themed comedies debuting — Modern Family, The Middle and Hank.

In panel after panel during ABC’s day with the nation’s television critics, producers and actors offered some variation on the observation Kelsey Grammer — who is both — made.

“I was looking around for something different,” said the star and executive producer of Hank, a new half-hour sitcom about a rich CEO whose company goes under, forcing him and his family to radically downscale their New York lifestyle into a rundown house in small-town Virginia. “It occurred to me we haven’t seen a traditional family show. I asked my agent, ’Do they still make those.’ And then along came the script for Hank.’

The line that sold him on the show was repeated by creator Tucker Cawley.

Modern Family is also in that Wednesday night comedy block on ABC and judging from the pilot and the panel discussion, it may be one of the breakout shows people are talking about this fall.

Start with it’s smart and funny. The show has a slick, cinematic look and feel as its single camera moves between three different families that are all part of the same family — a gay couple with an adopted baby, a traditional nuclear family of mom, dad and two kids, and the family’s patriarch (Ed O’Neill) and his new young trophy bride.

As an added dimension, Modern Family is the latest show to employ the faux documentary gambit popularized by The Office but going back to This is Spinal Tap. Another show that promises to be a buzztacular event this fall is Flashforward, from the fertile mind of David S. Goyer, the writer behind Dark City and Batman Begins.

The pilot presents a Lost-like premise: Everyone around the world blacks out for 2 1/2 minutes during which they flash-forward to where they’re going to be and what they’re going to be doing six months from now. The show centers on an FBI team (led by Joseph Fiennes) trying to figure out what happened and who (or what) is behind it.

While Goyer assured that “by the end of the first season, most of the questions will be answered,” that was about it for specifics.

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Tough times in the porn business Los Angeles Times

side like this,” said Mark Spiegler, head of the Spiegler Girls talent agency, who has worked in porn since 1995.

“It’s the free stuff that’s killing us, and that’s not going away,” said Dion Jurasso, owner of porn production company Combat Zone, which has seen its business fall about 50 percent in the past three years.

Porn is hardly the only segment of the media industry struggling with these issues. But its problems appear to be more severe.

Although online piracy has forced big changes in the music industry and is starting to affect movies and television, it has upended adult entertainment.

At least five of the 100 top U.S. Web sites are portals for free pornography, according to Internet traffic ranking service Alexa.com.

The adult entertainment business, which was previously in the vanguard of home video, satellite and cable television and digital distribution, now finds itself leading the rest of the entertainment industry in losses from them.

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LOS ANGELES — The television academy is scrapping its “time-shifting” plans and will present all 28 Emmy Awards during the September telecast.

The Academy of Television Arts & Sciences announced last month that it would pre-tape eight awards presentations and acceptance speeches, including some in the writing category. Members of the Writers Guild of America blasted the academy for the plan in a letter signed by some of the top TV showrunners.

The academy says the decision was made to “mend relationships within the television community” and allow the telecast producer to focus on “creative elements” during the live show.

— Associated Press

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LOS ANGELES — On a recent Saturday night, Savannah Stern earned $300 to hang out for seven hours at a party wearing nothing but a feather boa.

The veteran of more than 350 hard-core pornography productions took the job to earn extra cash and to network. But the word at the 35th anniversary party for Hustler magazine was not heartening, especially among the roughly 75 other women working there.

“At least five girls I haven’t seen in a while came up to me and said, ‘Savannah, are you working?’ ” said Stern, who started in the industry four years ago and, like most adult performers, uses a stage name. “I had to say, `No, not really,’ and they all said, `Yeah, I’m not either.’ ” The adult entertainment business, centered in Los Angeles’ San Fernando Valley, has weathered several recessions since it took off with the advent of home video in the 1980s. But this time the industry is not dealing with just a weakened

economy. A growing abundance of free content on the Internet is undercutting consumers’ willingness to pay for porn and with it the ability of many workers to earn a living in the business.

For Stern, 23, the rapid decline of job opportunities in the porn business has been dramatic. She has gone from working four or five days a week to one and now has employers pressuring her to do male-female sex scenes for $700, a 30 percent discount from the $1,000 fee that used to be the industry standard.

Less than two years ago, Stern earned close to $150,000 annually, sometimes turned down work and drove a Mercedes-Benz.

Now she’s aggressively reaching out for jobs and making closer to $50,000 a year.

Industry insiders estimate that since 2007, revenue for most adult production and distribution companies has declined 30 percent to 50 percent and the number of films made has fallen sharply.

“We’ve gone through recessions before, but we’ve never been hit from every

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ACROSS 5. 1986-91 series about a deacon 1. Character on 6. “__ Crackerby!” (1965-66) “The Simpsons” 7. “Miracle in __ 2”; Frankie 5. Part of many Muniz 2000 TV movie e-mail addresses 9. “Black __ Nights” 8. __ vera (2004-05) 9. Actor on “The 10. “__ __ Big Girl Now” Mentalist” (2) 11. Role on “Monk” 13. “Adam’s __”; 1949 12. Transcript abbr.

Tracy/Hepburn movie 14. Mr. Dorsey’s initials 14. “Maybe This __” 19. Role on “Medium” (1995-96) 20. __ Thurman 15. Pastime for Dagwood 23. Feel achy and feverish 16. Martin, for one 24. Actor on “Private 17. Letter from Greece Practice” (2) 18. Writer Bellow 28. Santa __, Calif.

21. NO forerunners 29. Actor Kristofferson 22. Whitman or Disney 30. Hit musical that opened 25. Role on “NUMB3RS” on Broadway in 1982 26. “The Godfather: 31. Starz rival Part __”; 1990 sequel 32. Suffix for Hallow or eight 27. Red’s Kadiddlehopper 33. Initials for a Beatle 36. Zero 28. “__ Harriet”; 1998 sitcom 37. “__ Take Manhattan”; 30. 1987 best actress 1987 miniseries Oscar winner 39. “__ Weird” (1999-2001) 34. Eur. nation 40. Diddley, for one 35. Fortas and Vigoda 36. Actress Long 38. Jennifer __ 40. Cullen or Moyers 41. “__ Titanic”; 1979 Cloris Leachman TV movie 42. Daughter on “Little People, Big World” DOWN 1. Actress Hargitay 2. 2001 Will Smith movie 3. Laura Petrie’s man 4. “The __ College Bowl” (1959-70)

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America’s Next Top Model “Acting Like a Model” ’Bama’s Greatest Games ’Bama’s Greatest Games Who Wants to Be a Millionaire Contestants answer trivia questions to win cash; Snoop Dogg. (N) Å

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America’s Got Talent Five acts make it to the top 20. ’ Law & Order: Special Victims Unit “Swing” Stabler’s (Live) Å daughter becomes a suspect in a case. Å America’s Next Top Model ’ Å Buster Miles Auto Cheers ’ Å Wipeout New obstacles include the log roll and the wedge turntables. ’ Å

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The Daily 10 (N) Sexiest “Young Stars” Young Hollywood stars.

Kendra Kendra Female Body Builders: True Story Chelsea Lately (N) E! News ●MLB Baseball Teams TBA. (Subject to Blackout) (Live) Å ●Baseball Tonight (Live) Å ●SportsCenter (Live) Å ●Little League Softball World Series Final -- Teams TBA. From Portland, Ore. ●MLS Soccer Los Angeles Galaxy at Chicago Fire. From Toyota Park in Bridgeview, Ill. (Live) ●NFL Yearbook (N) ●NFL Yearbook (N) That ’70s Show ’ Å America’s Funniest Home Videos ’ Å America’s Funniest Home Videos ’ Å America’s Funniest Home Videos ’ Å The 700 Club Å Challenge Chefography “Guy Fieri” Guy Fieri.

Throwdown-Bobby Flay Throwdown-Bobby Flay Dinner: Impossible World’s largest candy shop. (N) Good Eats Unwrapped “Classics” Best Damn-Pageant World Poker Tour: Season 7 (Part 2 of 2) ●ACC College Football Preview ●Baseball’s Golden Age ●The Final Score (Live) ●Reloaded ●The Final Score (Live) ›› I, Robot (2004) ›› “XXX: State of the Union” (2005) Ice Cube. Agent XXX must thwart a plot to depose the president. ›› “XXX: State of the Union” (2005) Ice Cube. Agent XXX must thwart a plot to depose the president. ›› Toys (1992) Å Life After Film School ››› “All the Right Moves” (1983) Tom Cruise, Craig T. Nelson. Å ››› “White Men Can’t Jump” (1992, Comedy) Wesley Snipes, Woody Harrelson, Rosie Perez. Å Deal or No Deal ’ Å Family Feud Å Be a Millionaire Family Feud ’ Å Be a Millionaire The Newlywed Game Catch 21 Å Deal or No Deal ’ Å M*A*S*H Frank settles in Touched by an Angel “Jacob’s Ladder” Monica beTouched by an Angel Monica helps a man face reality Touched by an Angel An angel gone bad disrupts an The Golden Girls “Not An- The Golden Girls “That as commanding officer. comes the subject of a psychiatric evaluation. Å after he awakens from a coma. ’ Å ex-cop’s search for missing children. ’ Å other Monday” Å Old Feeling” ’ Å › “What Happens in Vegas” (2008) Cameron Diaz. ’ ‘PG-13’ Å House Hunters Property Virgins Å Property Virgins Å Modern Marvels “Mold & MonsterQuest A team searches for feral dogs to deterFungus” Å mine how dangerous they are to people. Å

True Blood Eric is able to get inside Sookie’s head.

House Hunters Income Property Å MonsterQuest “Tigers in the Suburbs” Probing whether dangerous exotic cats are on the loose. (N)

Hard Knocks: Training Camp, Cincinnati House Hunters Renovation Realities Ice Road Truckers “Race for the Finish” The truckers race to haul their last loads. Å

Real Time With Bill Maher ’ Å Big Amazing My First Place Tougher in Alaska “Frozen Freeway” Alaska’s climate and terrain challenges travelers. Å

The Real Estate Pros (N) Police Women of Broward County ’ Å ›› “The Librarian: Quest for the Spear” (2004, Action) Noah Wyle, Kyle MacLachlan. A man protects magical artifacts from the forces of evil. Å

Truth Be Told “I’m Obsessed With My Pet” (N) ’ Leverage “The Top Hat Job” (N) Å

Toddlers & Tiaras “National Gold Coast” (N) Å Dark Blue The team tries to take down a criminal ring that launders money through diamonds. (N)

Police Women of Broward County ’ Å Leverage “The Top Hat Job” Å

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Locust Invasion: The Insect That Ate Africa Å “Forbidden Lies” (2007) A dramatized investigation of author Norma Khouri.

Nurse Jackie (iTV) Å Weeds (iTV) ’ Å ›› “War” (2007, Action) Jet Li, Jason Statham, John Lone. iTV. ’ ‘R’ › Witless Protection Young-Restless All My Children Today ’ Å One Life to Live Today ’ Å Holidate “Chicago and San Francisco” (N) General Hospital Today ’ Å NASCAR Racing NCWTS Setup (Live) ●NASCAR Racing Camping World Truck Series -- O’Reilly 200. From Bristol International Speedway in Bristol, Tenn. (Live) Pimp My Ride Pass Time ››› “Kill Bill: Vol. 1” (2003, Action) Uma Thurman, Lucy Liu. ’ ››› “Kill Bill: Vol. 2” (2004, Action) Uma Thurman, David Carradine, Michael Madsen. An assassin confronts her former boss and his gang. ’ ●MLB Baseball Atlanta Braves at New York Mets. From Citi Field in Flushing, N.Y. (Subject to Blackout) ’ (Live) ●Braves Live! Postgame ●Braves Live! Postgame MLB Baseball Atlanta Braves at New York Mets. ’ Ghost Hunters ’ Å Ghost Hunters “Fort Delaware” ’ Å Ghost Hunters n invisible force attacks Jason. (N) Ghost Hunters TAPS travels to Connecticut. Å Ghost Hunters n invisible force attacks Jason. Å Billy Graham Classic Behind the Scenes Å Grant Jeffrey Å Secrets of Bible Jack Van Impe Presents Praise the Lord Å Seinfeld ’ Å House of Payne House of Payne Meet the Browns Meet the Browns House of Payne House of Payne ›› “Daddy’s Little Girls” (2007) Gabrielle Union. ›› “Excuse My Dust” ››› “Whistling in the Dark” (1941, Comedy) Red Skelton, Ann Rutherford, Vir›› “Whistling in Dixie” (1942, Comedy) Red Skelton, Ann Rutherford, George ›› “The Fuller Brush Man” (1948, Comedy) Red (1951) Red Skelton. ginia Grey. A cult leader forces a radio sleuth to plan a murder.

Bancroft. A radio-show detective tries to solve a real mystery.

Skelton, Janet Blair, Don McGuire.

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The Office Michael must settle a dispute. ’ Å

30 Rock “The Ones” Jack shops for a ring. ’

Supernatural ’ Å Word Alive Cheers ’ Å Grey’s Anatomy Bailey and a team of surgeons must remove a young girl’s inoperable tumor. Å CSI: Crime Scene Investigation Hodges and Wendy investigate the death of a beloved actor. ’

Law & Order “Lucky Stiff” The owner of a trucking com- NBC 13 News at 10:00pm The Tonight Show With pany is found dead. ’ Å (N) Å Conan O’Brien ’ Å The King of Queens ’ The King of Queens ’ TV24 Local News TV24 Local News Private Practice “Finishing” Addison flirts with a colleague at St. Ambrose Hospital. ’ Å

The Andy Griffith Show The Andy Griffith Show Rick & Bubba Å Rick & Bubba Å ABC 33/40 News at 10PM Nightline (N) Å (N)

The Mentalist “Scarlett Fever” Investigating the poison- CBS 42 News at 10 (N) ing death of the queen bee of a country club. ’

Late Show With David Letterman (N) ’ Å

Reba ’ Å ›› “The Matrix Revolutions” (2003) Keanu Reeves, Laurence Fishburne. Neo, Morpheus and Trinity battle vicious machines. ●High School Football Tuscaloosa at Pelham. (Live)

Paid Program ’ Paid Program ’ ›› “Nuns on the Run” (1990, Comedy) Eric Idle.

Local Programming The First 48 “Final Investment; Writing on the Wall” The First 48 “In Broad Daylight; Fight Club” Å Lonesome Dove Jake’s involvement with the Suggs gang reaches a tragic climax. (Part 2 of 2) Å

Action News Nightbeat Local Programming Crime 360 “Hunted” Witness claims. Å

Crime 360 “In Broad Daylight” Å

Stealth Hunters ’ Å Into the Pride “Episode 3” (N) ’ Stranger Among Bears ’ Å Animal Cops Houston “Backyard Breeder” Å World News Being Human Skins “Thomas” Thomas arrives from the Congo.

BBC World News America Å 106 & Park: Top 10 Live ›› “ATL” (2006, Comedy-Drama) Tip “T.I.” Harris, Lauren London, Mykelti Williamson. Four Atlanta teens face challenges.

The Game ’ Å City Confidential Å Biography “Mama Cass” Singer Cass Elliot. Å Biography “Janis Joplin” Å Biography Singer Amy Winehouse. Å Top Chef: Las Vegas Culinary contestants are introduced in Las Vegas. Å To Be Announced The Real Housewives of Atlanta (N) Å Extreme-Home Extreme Makeover: Home Edition “Hassall Family” › “Coyote Ugly” (2000) Piper Perabo. A struggling songwriter cuts loose in a rowdy New York bar.

Scrubs ’ Å Daily Show-Jon Stewart The Colbert Report Å Futurama ’ Å Chris Rock: Never Scared The comic performs in Washington, D.C. ’ Å How It’s Made ’ Å American Loggers “The Big Push” ’ Å American Loggers “Hammer Down” (N) ’ Å Man vs. Wild “Alabama” ’ Å Hannah Montana New Hannah Montana “(We’re Hannah Montana “Would I ›› “Tinker Bell” (2008, Fantasy) Mae Whitman, America Ferrera, Lucy Liu. Animat- Wizards of Waverly Place classmates. ’ Å So Sorry) Uncle Earl” Lie to You, Lilly” Å ed. A sprite must save Pixie Hollow. ‘G’ “Fairy Tale”

Into the Pride “Episode 3” ’ Being Human The Wendy Williams Show (N) ’ Å Biography “Selena” Singer Selena. Å To Be Announced › “Coyote Ugly” (2000) Piper Perabo. ’ Daily Show-Jon Stewart The Colbert Report (N) American Loggers “The Big Push” ’ Å The Suite Life of Zack & That’s So Raven “Mind Cody ’ Å Your Own Business” ’

›› Nim’s Island (2008) House Hunters Modern Marvels “The Manhattan Project” Å

›› “The Strangers” (2008, Suspense) Liv Tyler, Gemma Ward. ’ ‘R’ Å Hung ’ Å My First Place My First Place House Hunters House Hunters Gangland “Hunt and Kill” The Brown Pride Hispanic Gangland “Crip or Die” Los Angeles. Å street gang of Nashville, Tenn. Å

Cathouse 2: Back in the Saddle ’ Å Property Virgins Å My First Place Modern Marvels “’70s Tech” PONG; microprocessors; Texas Instruments; Mr. Coffee. Å

LA Ink ’ Å CSI: NY Kid Rock’s limo driver is found dead. ’

Lottery Changed My Life “Millionaire Bachelor” (N) CSI: NY Mac, Stella and Dr. Hawkes investigate the murder of a man with two grieving widows. Å

The Daily 10 (N) The E! True Hollywood Story “Rock Star Wives” Rock wives. ’ Å Kourtney & Khloe Reality Hell Kendra Chelsea Lately Eli Roth. E! News Fantasy Draft ●Boxing 1993 Bowe vs. Holyfield II. Heavyweight title bout. From Nov. 6, 1993. ●Baseball Tonight (Live) Å ●SportsCenter (Live) Å ATP Tennis: Western & Southern Financial Group Masters Round of 16 2009 World Series of Poker ●MLS Soccer New England Revolution at Seattle Sounders FC. From Qwest Field in Seattle. (Live) ››› “Charlie and the Chocolate Factory” (2005) Johnny Depp. Children tour the wondrous factory of an odd candy-maker. Å America’s Funniest Home Videos ’ Å The 700 Club Å Challenge Iron Chef America “Flay vs. Samuelsson” Iron Chef America Bobby Flay vs. Ming Tsai.

Ace of Cakes (N) Ace of Cakes Good Eats Unwrapped USA Basketball: Mettle ●Pac-10 Football: From the Archives From Sept. 27, 2003. (N) ●ACC All-Access ●The Final Score (Live) ●Baseball’s Golden Age ●The Final Score (Live) ›› Are We There Yet? › “Are We Done Yet?” (2007, Comedy) Ice Cube, Nia Long, John C. McGinley. Premiere. › “Are We Done Yet?” (2007, Comedy) Ice Cube, Nia Long, John C. McGinley.

Escape-Apes ›› “Space Master X-7” (1958, Science Fiction) Bill Williams, Lyn Thomas. ›› “Enemy Mine” (1985) Dennis Quaid. Earthian space pilot crash-lands with lizardlike warrior. Å Planet of the Apes Å Deal or No Deal ’ Å Family Feud Å Be a Millionaire Family Feud ’ Å Be a Millionaire The Newlywed Game Catch 21 Å Deal or No Deal ’ Å M*A*S*H The guys get lost Touched by an Angel “Dear God” Monica helps a man “The Good Witch” (2008, Drama) Catherine Bell, Chris Potter. A woman moves to a small town and changes The Golden Girls “Mary The Golden Girls “Great on their way home. who lost his family to the Holocaust. ’ Å people’s lives. Å Has a Little Lamb” Å Expectations” ’ Å Entourage “Fore!” Å House Hunters Pawn Stars 1950s Coke machine; Philco radio.

Entourage ’ Å Real Estate Intervention Pawn Stars Civil War sword. Å

Reba “Switch” ’ Å Project Runway: All Star Challenge Eight former “Project Runway” superstars return. (N) Å Project Runway “Welcome to Los Angeles!” Å Models of the Runway Project Runway Å ›› “3000 Miles to Graceland” (2001) ’ ‘R’ Å › “Meet the Spartans” (2008, Comedy) Sean Maguire. ’ ‘PG-13’ Å ›› “The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor” (2008, Adventure) Brendan Fraser. ’ ‘PG-13’ Å Futureweapons ’ Å Futureweapons XM307 machine gun; Land Warrior.

Weapon Masters “Katana” Japanese sword. Å Special Ops Mission “Operation Frozen Thunder” Futureweapons XM307 machine gun; Land Warrior.

Bully Beatdown ’ Å Nitro Circus ’ Å Nitro Circus ’ Å Fantasy Fact.

Fantasy Fact.

“Jackass 2.5” (2007) Johnny Knoxville. ’ “Jackass 2.5” (2007) Johnny Knoxville. ’ Night Shift: Road Crew Man-Made “Ultimate Port” The Port of Vancouver.

World’s Toughest Fixes “Alaska Oil Pipline” Naked Science “Birth of the Oceans” Man-Made “Ultimate Port” The Port of Vancouver.

The Penguins Glenn Martin, DDS (N) Malcolm in the Middle George Lopez ’ Å George Lopez ’ Å George Lopez ’ Å George Lopez ’ Å The Nanny ’ Å The Nanny ’ Å Colossal Construction Catch It/Keep It Big Green Egg grill. ’ How Do They Do It? (N) How Do They Do It? ’ Build It Bigger “Panama Canal” The Panama Canal.

Catch It/Keep It Big Green Egg grill. ’ ››› “3:10 to Yuma” (2007) Russell Crowe. ‘R’ ›› “Rambo” (2008, Action) Sylvester Stallone, Julie Benz. iTV. ’ ‘R’ Penn & Teller: Bulls...!

Penn & Teller: Bulls...!

Weeds (iTV) ’ Å Nurse Jackie (iTV) Å Young-Restless All My Children Today ’ Å One Life to Live Today ’ Å General Hospital Today ’ Å Days of our Lives Today ’ Å Pass Time ●Pinks -- All Out From Indianapolis. (N) Jacked! (N) Jacked! “Bail Out” (N) Wrecked (N) Wrecked Pimp My Ride Pass Time CSI: Crime Scn UFC Unleashed ’ Å ●TNA iMPACT! (N) ’ World’s Scariest Police Chases 3 ’ Å ●MLB Baseball Atlanta Braves at New York Mets. From Citi Field in Flushing, N.Y. (Subject to Blackout) ’ (Live) ●Braves Live! Postgame ●Braves Live! Postgame MLB Baseball Atlanta Braves at New York Mets. ’ › “Book of Shadows: Blair Witch 2” (2000) Kim Director, Jeffrey Donovan.

“Rise of the Gargoyles” (2009) Eric Balfour. A man tries to stop a winged creature that terrorizes Paris.

“Pterodactyl” (2005) Coolio, Cameron Daddo.

The Cross Å Behind the Scenes Å Dr. David Jeremiah Å Winning With Wisdom This Is Your Day Å Praise the Lord Å Seinfeld ’ Å Friends ’ Å Friends ’ Å Friends ’ Å Friends ’ Å ›› “You, Me and Dupree” (2006) Owen Wilson. A jobless buddy moves in with two newlyweds. Å ›››› “The Heiress” ››› “The Smiling Lieutenant” (1931, Musical Comedy) Maurice Chevalier, ››› “Trouble in Paradise” (1932, Comedy) Miriam Hopkins, Kay Francis, Herbert ›› “Design for Living” (1933) Fredric March. Two (1949) Montgomery Clift Claudette Colbert. An Austrian army officer is forced to marry a princess.

Marshall. Two thieves compete to fleece a wealthy Parisian widow. men love the woman they must live with platonically.

Police Women of Broward County (N) ’ Å LA Ink “Feelings Rule” (N) ’ Å Police Women of Broward County ’ Å ››› “Seabiscuit” (2003, Drama) Tobey Maguire, Jeff Bridges, Chris Cooper. Premiere. Three men lead a racehorse to glory in the 1930s. Å

Chowder (N) Misadv. of Flapjack Stoked Total Drama Action (N) 6TEEN “Dirty Work” (N) The Cosby Show Å Roseanne “Little Sister” Roseanne ’ Å Roseanne ’ Å Roseanne ’ Å NCIS “Blackwater” Å ›› “The Pacifier” (2005, Comedy) Vin Diesel. A Navy SEAL becomes the guardian of five siblings. Å ›› “Cocktail” (1988) Tom Cruise, Bryan Brown. Premiere. An arrogant young bartender uses his charm and good looks. ’ NEWS Kudlow Report CNBC Reports “Live From Jackson Hole” (N) The Oprah Effect Lou Dobbs Tonight Å Campbell Brown (N) Larry King Live (N) Å House of Rep. Tonight From Washington U.S. Senate Coverage Tonight From Washington FOX Report The O’Reilly Factor (N) Å Hannity (N) Hardball Å Countdown With Keith Olbermann (N) The Rachel Maddow Show (N)

King of the Hill ’ Å King of the Hill ’ Å Roseanne Å Roseanne Å Royal Pains “Nobody’s Perfect” (N) Å My Antonio Women arrive in Hawaii. ’

Family Guy ’ Å Family Guy “Peterotica” Roseanne ’ Å Roseanne ’ Å Monk “Mr. Monk and the Foreign Man” Å Real Chance of Love ’ Å

As Seen on TV The world of infomercials.

Anderson Cooper 360 Å

Mad Money

On the Record With Greta Van Susteren (N) Å Countdown With Keith Olbermann

Capital News Today Capital News Today The O’Reilly Factor The Rachel Maddow Show

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