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‘I just let it flow’ Soul singer Percy Sledge to perform tonight at The Ritz in Talladega

Shift awaits Baldwin as his 30 Rock days dwindle. Page 5

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On The Cover Percy Sledge to perform tonight at The Ritz Theatre in Talladega.

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Local JSU Symphony to perform string concert.

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Movies Captain Jack is back in Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides.

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Best Sellers From Oxford Books-A-Million (Overall store ranking)

FICTION 1. (1) DEAD RECKONING by Charlaine Harris (Ace, $27.95) 2. (3) 10TH ANNIVERSARY by James Patterson (Century $27.99) 3. (4) The Sixth Man by David Baldacci (Grand Central, $27.99) 4. (5) BURIED PREY by John Sandford (Putnam, $27.95) 5. (7) THE LAND OF PAINTED CAVES

by Jean M. Auel (Crown, $30.00) NONFICTION 1. (2) LIES THAT CHELSEA HANDLER TOLD by Chelsea Handler (Grand Central, $24.99) 2. (6) BOSSYPANTS by Tina Fey (Little, Brown, $26.99) 3. (8) IF YOU ASK ME by Betty White (Putnam, $25.95) 4. (9) LOVE WINS by Rob Bell (HarperOne, $22.99) 5. (11) DOES THE NOISE IN MY HEAD BOTHER YOU? by Steven Tyler (Ecco, $27.99)

❱ Word of the week iota \eye-OH-tuh\, noun; 1. The ninth letter of the Greek alphabet, corresponding to the English i.

2. A very small quantity or degree; a jot; a bit.

Quotes: He has not moderated his demands one iota in seven years.

— Charles Krauthammer, “The Last Deal or No Deal,” Time Copernicus, Galileo and Kepler taught us that the Earth moves and rotates while the heavens stand still, but this did not change by one iota our direct perception that the heavens do move and that the Earth does not budge.

— Julian Barbour, The End of Time I couldn’t help feeling that in spite of every iota of evidence to the contrary, something was about to happen. ­— Jane Smiley, The All-True Travels and Adventures of Lidie Newton Origin: Iota is the smallest letter in the Greek alphabet. The word “jot” also derives from iota.

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Connecting with ‘Mister Wonderful’ Mister Wonderful: A Love Story by Daniel Clowes; Pantheon, 2011; 80 pages; $19.95

woman who Marshall feels is out of his league, but who is broken By bobby Bozeman like he is.

Special to The Star Marshall has to deal with the We’re all somewhat broken complexities people. of anxiety that For some of us, there is a go along with specific place in the past we reaching out to can point to and say: “Right another human here, it happened right here.” being after being For others, maybe it’s a single for the amount of time gradual process that wears us that he has been. And he deals down and we just encounter with his incredibly human something that makes us real- problems in incredibly human ize: “I’m broken. Maybe just a ways, and that speaks to little bit, but I’m broken.”

Clowes’ experience as a writer.

Alternative comic and One of the features of Misgraphic novel writer/illustrater Wonderful that connected tor Daniel Clowes’ Mister with me was the nearly constant internal monologue from Wonderful: A Love Story was originally published as a series Marshall as he reacts to and often over-thinks the intricaof comics in the New York cies of human interaction.

Times Magazine. It explores what happens when a broken, He’s not very confident, at least not in this environment, middle-aged man decides and this — mixed with his tento at least try to start putting dency to over-think situations the pieces back together. The and people — often seems to majority of the narrative folbe the main cause of his dislows the titular Marshall on connect. a blind date with Natalie, a

At one point, while walking from their dinner together and as the date appears to be coming to a close, he thinks: “Clearly, we’re perfect for each other.

Or at least she’s perfect for me.

I would never presume to …

Jesus, why am I self-deprecating even in my own interior monologue?”

And of course everything he thinks to himself is contrasted by the things he’s actually saying. The yellow narration thought boxes that represent his interior monologue are often covering the text bubbles, sometimes just

partially, which seem to show how his own thoughts and worries conflict with what’s going on in the world around him.

The art is in a typical Clowes style, minimalistic and very humanizing, and it functions as a beautiful conduit of advancing the story and illustrating the way Marshall perceives and feels about the world around him.

There are a couple of series of panels where Marshall is picturing the potential outcomes of a situation and the representations of him and Natalie are overly simplified to the point of nearly being stick figures. It’s just a great way of depicting the way Marshall — and the reader — views the world.

Mister Wonderful: A Love Story is a great romantic tale that has as much to do with self-respect and self-esteem as it does romantic love, and the two ideas marry in a simply wonderful way.

‘The Queen of Patpong’ has a character for everyone The Queen of Patpong by Timothy Hallinan; Harper reissue, 2011; 320 pages; $14.99

When Kwan, who is later renamed Rose, tells the story of

By Charlee Harris her life, every step she takes is Special to The Star too important The Queen of Patpong is an to miss. Poke adventurous story about love Referee, a and justice, and has characters re-occurring anyone could identify with. character in Kwan, a young naïve Thai vilHallinan’s lage girl, tells a story of her novels, present and past, eventually meets and moving onto her future. This marries Rose, aka book, like author Tim HalKwan. They linan’s others, emits so many adopt a street child named heart-pounding moments that during the more dramatic Miaow and are living normal lives like any other family. scenes, readers’ hearts may Poke and Miaow learn about well start to beat faster.

Rose’s tainted past when an old boyfriend resurfaces in the family’s life.

As a young woman, Rose was forced to leave her home and become a dancer and prostitute in Bangkok to support her mother and other siblings.

Her father saw her as a financial bonanza who could be sold to the highest bidder into prostitution.

Poke will be tested to the max as he becomes an unwill-

ing hero to both Rose and Miaow. His own life becomes one of surprise as he wonders if he could ever forgive Rose for her past sins. Rose, too, is dismayed to have to tell her family about those past years.

Also spun within the main characters are a host of secondary ones. These characters are prostitutes with hearts of gold, a few cops and a couple of bad guys — a combination of the good-hearted, great honor, and the bad.

The Queen of Patpong is a wonderful piece of literature that is not only worth reading, it’s worth owning.

Charlee Harris is a freelance writer in Anniston.

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When: Tonight, 7:30

Percy Sledge doesn’t sing in the shower.

The soulful legend and 2005 Rock and Roll Hall of Fame inductee, who gave the world such tender ballads of love, loss and longing as “When a Man Loves a Woman,” “It Tears Me Up,” “Take Time to Know Her” and “Dark End of the Street” has a secret when it comes to preserving his voice after 40-plus years of performing around the world.

“I only sing when I’m on stage,” Sledge says from his home in Baton Rouge, La. “If I’m not on tour, I might go two, three months without singing a word. I sing in my mind ’cause I’m always humming, always thinking about music.”

And that means no singing — not

Where: The Historic Ritz Theatre, 115 Court Square N., Talladega How much: $25 Contact: 256-315-0000 or www.talladegaritz.com even in the shower — a practice that’s sure to pay off when Sledge takes the stage tonight at The Historic Ritz Theatre in Talladega.

At first, it wasn’t so much about saving his voice, Sledge says, it just became a habit. But now, that habit helps preserve a voice that resonates as powerfully today as it did in 1966 when he recorded his first single, “When a Man Loves a Woman” — a romantic classic Rolling Stone Magazine ranked #54 of the Greatest Songs

of All Time.

The song remains a radio staple and is always Sledge’s show-stopping final number. It’s been a remarkable run for a song originally written out of the pain of a high school crush.

And even so many years later and after countless live performances, he has no trouble conjuring the emotion and old feelings that first inspired it … though its aim has long since changed direction.

“I don’t really like to talk too much about where that song came from,” Sledge says with the thick Southern drawl that comes from being born and raised in Leighton, Ala., a tiny town about six miles outside of Muscle Shoals. “But it’s a part of my life, so it’s an incredible blessing. ’Course now it’s a gift to the woman I

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Shift awaits Baldwin as his ‘30 Rock’ days dwindle

By Jake Coyle

thing different, try something different. I don’t know what that’s going to be.”

NEW YORK — In a recent episode This summer, Baldwin will be of 30 Rock, Alec Baldwin’s character, shooting Woody Allen’s next film, to Jack Donaghy, went through a kind of be shot in Rome, as well as the big midlife crises, splitting into four alterscreen adaptation of the Broadway nate versions of his self. musical Rock of Ages and the indie One, “sideways Jack,” chastised drama Hick.

Donaghy for allowing an intended Though Baldwin, 53, worked six-month stop in TV to turn into five primarily in movies before 30 Rock years, leaving him stalled and no lonand has since worked in such films ger a “shark.” as 2009’s It’s Complicated, he says he “You don’t even know what a won’t necessarily return to that path. shark is anymore!” exclaimed the “When I go back into the world to alternate Donaghy. go to work, I don’t know how likely I The episode played artfully with would be to (make movies). This is Baldwin’s own career ambitions, something I can’t answer now,” says which didn’t include sitcom stardom Baldwin. “But if I want to do someuntil Tina Fey’s 30 Rock came along. thing after that, I don’t know if that Now, though, Baldwin is contemwould be another series on television Matt Sayles/Associated Press — I doubt I would do that. plating his exit from 30 Rock. He has one season left on his contract with “I look at romantic comedies and Alec Baldwin poses after he NBC and has said he will leave at that received a star on the Hollywood independent films, quirky comedies, point.

Walk of Fame in Los Angeles on and I think I don’t really appreciate “That’s pretty much all I think them that much. And all of this is as a Feb. 14, 2011. about right now,” said Baldwin in a result of doing 30 Rock, because I’ve recent interview. “To finish the show, experience, and I’ve loved doing the really been completely tainted by the show. It changed my life. I’ll never I’m going to do this year then start people I work with because they’re so thinking about what I want to do next. have it this good again, I know that. funny. ... It’s tough to find something But I know that I’ve got to do somethat’s really, really well written.”

It’s the big question. It’s been a great Associated Press

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And his fans are all over the world, not just in the Continued from Page 4 states where Percy Sledge’s name ranks right alongside some of the greatest love now.”

With more than 40 years singers of all time. From Indonesia to Australia, the worth of hits, as well as several new albums worth Netherlands to Germany, of material, Sledge admits there’s only two places, right off the top of his head, that coming up with a that Sledge hasn’t played 16-song set list, which — Japan and Russia. He must include at least a half-dozen fan favorites, at performed in East Berlin long before President every show can be a challenge.

Ronald Reagan demanded “But it’s a good problem they “tear that wall down,” to have,” he says. “We try he says. While going to mix in a few surprises, through customs, Sledge maybe find some songs was almost serenaded by that are popular in the a couple of police officers place we’re playing, but when they read his passthe fans have expectations port and started talking and really they’re the ones about how much they I’m there for.” enjoyed “When a Man

Loves a Woman.”

“That was interesting,” he says. “And I got through there pretty quick.”

The language barrier has never been a problem for Sledge because he’s been singing so many of the same songs for so long that they’ve become instantly recognizable.

“I always sing the same way,” he says. “It’s always coming from my heart and my soul. When I get on stage, I just let it flow and that rubs off on the people, no matter what language they speak. We all got the same feelings inside.”

Come Friday night when Sledge takes the stage, he, as always, looks forward to the crowd reac-

tion, to watching people jump to their feet, sway along to the beat and have lovers hold each other tight as each song rekindles those romantic feelings that the years may have dulled. And for all the feedback and cheers, there’s only one way that Sledge knows he’s really hit that magic moment.

“It’s when they get quiet, when they sit down and just listen,” he says, “that’s when I know I’ve got ’em in the palm of my hand. That’s what I live for, that’s what’s kept me going all these years.”

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Chris Brown leads with 6 nods at 2011 BET Awards

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By Mesfin Fekadu Associated Press

NEW YORK — Last year at the BET Awards, Chris Brown performed an emotional tribute to Michael Jackson. It marked the beginning of a comeback for the embattled pop star.

This year, Brown is the top contender at the award show with six nominations.

Brown is up for best male R&B artist, viewer’s choice and video of the year for “Look at Me Now.” He’s nominated twice in the best collaboration category for brown his No. 1 R&B hits “Deuces,” featuring Tyga and Kevin McCall, and “Look at Me Now,” with Busta Rhymes and Lil Wayne. Brown is also nominated for best actor for his role in the heist thriller Takers.

Lil Wayne follows Brown with five nominations. Three of Lil Wayne’s nominations come from his guest appearance on Brown’s “Look at me Now”; Lil Wayne is also up for best male hip-hop artist and viewer’s choice for “6 Foot 7 Foot.”

Kanye West, Drake and Rihanna are up for four awards each.

Other nominees for video of the year include Willow Smith’s “Whip My Hair,” West’s “Runaway,” B.o.B’s “Airplanes,” Keri Hilson’s “Pretty Girl Rock” and Marsha Ambrosius’ “Far Away.”

Willow is also up for best new artist and the YoungStars award.

Nicki Minaj, Bruno Mars, Trey Songz, Cee Lo Green and B.o.B also received multiple nominations.

Alicia Keys will perform and comedian Kevin Hart will host the award show. It airs live on June 26 from the Shrine Auditorium in Los Angeles.

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Recording artist Uncle Kracker poses for a portrait Sept. 21, 2009, in New York. The crossover musician is one of the opening acts on Kenny Chesney’s Goin’ Coastal Tour.

Uncle Kracker has a good reason to ‘Smile’

By Walter Tunis McClatchy Newspapers

LEXINGTON, Ky. — The year was 2004. That was when one of the true odd couples of contemporary music took over the charts.

Leading the way was a suitably summery hit by champion country music beachcomber Kenny Chesney called “When the Sun Goes Down.” Of the many tropically themed Nashville hits he has scored during the past decade, this was the one that played directly to the Jimmy Buffett contingency Chesney was so obviously eager to add to his mounting fan base.

But his duet partner for the single wasn’t some video-friendly Nashville pop bombshell or an established celebrity artist who would provide Chesney with even greater star power than he already had.

No, it was a street-savvy, rock- and rapbred artist out of the little-known country metropolis of Detroit. His name was Matthew Shafer. But audiences already knew him as Uncle Kracker.

Thus began one of country’s most unlikely alliances, one that continues with

Uncle Kracker serving as one of the opening acts for Chesney’s Goin’ Coastal Tour.

“It’s a fun tour,” Kracker said. “But it’s really weird, too. Starting seven years ago, I did a guest appearance on a song with Kenny. And, thank God, the thing did really good. So we did probably two or three tours after that with me along as a kind of special guest. But it feels weird because that was all several years ago.

“Now I’ve got a record of my own out on country radio,” he said of the crossover single “Smile,” which became Kracker’s first solo country hit last fall. “So I don’t feel so much like a charity case anymore.

Now, it’s like I’m an opening act with a purpose.”

To underscore exactly how unexpected the collaboration with Chesney was in 2004 and Kracker’s own acceptance within Nashville circles, consider who was one of his earliest musical allies: Kid Rock.

The two, in essence, grew up together with Kracker, 36, serving as DJ in Rock’s Twisted Brown Trucker touring band for many years. That, in turn, led to Kracker’s Rock-produced debut album, Double Wide, a Top 5, multiplatinum-selling work that spawned the massive radio hit “Fol-

low Me.” A second album, No Stranger to Shame, followed in 2002 with a hit cover of the 1973 Dobie Gray pop-soul staple “Drift Away.” But it was Kracker’s third album, 72 and Sunny, that set its sights on Nashville.

The record didn’t initially click with pop or country crowds. But it didn’t need to.

“When the Sun Goes Down” did the trick later that year.

Kracker’s fourth album, 2009’s Happy Hour — or more precisely, a 2010 EP boasting “country remixes” of tunes titled Happy Hour: The South River Road Sessions — cemented a country audience.

The jubilant “Smile” became a hit on pop and country charts, while a second single aimed at country radio, “Good to Be Me,” teamed him again with Kid Rock, who also has forged a devout Nashville following.

“We’re best friends,” Kracker said of Rock. “We have been for a long time. He helps keep me inspired, to tell you the truth. I’m lucky to be surrounded by people like him and Kenny. I’ve always been of the opinion that if you’re the biggest guy in the room, it’s time to get out of the room. So it’s good to be around people like Chesney.

You will always know which way is up.”

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New music from Tinie Tempah and Moby Newsday Tinie Tempah, Disc-Overy (Capitol) Tinie Tempah has already conquered his homeland with a smash album and four No. 1 U.K. singles and is ready to take on America with a new version of his Disc-Overy debut.

The 22-year-old from London, born Patrick Chukwuemeka Okogwu Jr., is set to be the first rapper from the British “grime” scene, which has included the formidable Dizzee Rascal and The Streets, to break into the American mainstream. The mix of hip-hop, dancehall reggae, and drum ‘n’ bass electronica is a potent one, and Tinie rides it well with clever rhymes and a slick, charismatic delivery throughout Disc-Overy.

His American breakthrough single, “Written in the Stars,” already set to crash the Top 10, is one of the album’s more conventional tracks, with Eric Turner’s

oriented tracks. “Pass Out” is brash and fresh, especially once the dancehall and the breakbeat bits kick in. The barrage of acronyms in “Miami 2 Ibiza” over the neo-house groove of Swedish House Mafia is so smart it’s dizzying.

Get ready, America. Tinie is gonna be huge.

—Glenn Gamboa Moby, Destroyed (Mute) Can’t sleep? Maybe you should listen to Moby’s Destroyed. We don’t mean that in a bad way — the atmospheric melodies and subtle electro dots Tim Hales/Associated Press and dashes have a relaxing effect.

In fact, Moby wrote the 15-song UK singer Tinie Tempah performs onstage at the RockCorps album late at night in hotel rooms concert at the Manchester Apollo, Manchester, England, July 8, around the world while on tour.

2010. Tempah released a new album, ‘Disc-Overy,’ this week.

Maybe he should sleep less more often. The first single, “The Day,” singing on the hook and a trium- ers such nimble lines as “I’m like offers strains of Bowie, while the phant guitar solo making it sound Mario on mushrooms, I’m like lovely “Be the One” (originally very Linkin Park-ish. The newly Popeye on some spinach.” heard on Paul Haggis’ “The Next added “’Til I’m Gone,” which What truly sets Tinie apart Three Days”) is a ticket back to features Wiz Khalifa, is slightly from the American hip-hop pack, the electronic ‘80s — and worth more adventurous, as Tinie deliv- however, are the more “grime”staying awake for.

Greg Brown’s rumbling baritone worth hearing

By Steven Wine

and Bo Ramsey contributes stinging guitar work.

Center stage belongs to that rumbling bariGreg Brown, Freak Flag (Yep Roc) tone, however. It raises a hopeful cry on the What a versatile voice Greg Brown topical Freak Flag, which recalls the Cold has. Semitrailer horns come to War and Vietnam. The aforementioned mind, as do prairie bullfrogs, “Flat Stuff” covers even more territory, rusty farm machinery and the touching on topography, show tunes, flatulent catfish mentioned in the sky and stale relationships. As for Brown’s song “Flat Stuff.” religion, Brown finds grace in spirituLike Randy Newman, another al ambiguity on “Let The Mystery Be,” singer who croaks a bit, Brown uses written by his wife, Iris DeMent. a distinctive delivery to make his Even Brown’s simplest, most sentimarvelous material that much more mental songs work. When the Iowan sings memorable. to his offspring on “Tenderhearted Child” or While gravity pulls Brown’s croon two describes domestic bliss on “Lovinest One,” octaves below middle C, the levity of the lyrics it’s sweet corn. keeps the mood mostly light on Freak Flag.

CHECK THIS OUT: On the witty “I Don’t Perhaps because the album was recorded Know Anybody In This Town,” Brown comes at Memphis’ Ardent Studios, there’s more off like a cynical farmer caught in the hustlebounce to the beat than in a typical Brown set, bustle of Des Moines.

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—Kevin Amorim

HOT SONG Can someone please find Jordin Sparks a good song to sing?

Her new single “I Am Woman” (Jive) is such a letdown. No, it’s not a remake of the Helen Reddy anthem, despite what the title suggests. And it’s not a remake of Kelly Clarkson’s “Miss Independent,” as the music would suggest. Instead, it’s a pale, noisy approximation of them both, with a bit of Beyonce’s “Run the World (Girls)” thrown in. Someone help an Idol out.

—Glenn Gamboa

ALSO NEW IN STORES n Seether’s Holding onto Strings Better Left to Fray (WindUp) n Ben Harper’s Give ‘Til It’s Gone (Virgin) n Danger Mouse and Danielle Luppi’s Rome (Capitol) n Il Volo’s Il Volo (Geffen) n Nick Cave & the Bad Seeds’

iTunes’ top 10 selling singles and albums Singles: 1. “Rolling In the Deep,” ADELE 2. “The Edge of Glory,” Lady GaGa 3. “Give Me Everything (feat. Ne-Yo, Afrojack & Nayer),” Pitbull 4. “The Lazy Song,” Bruno Mars 5. “E.T. (feat. Kanye West),” Katy Perry 6. “On the Floor (feat. Pitbull),” Jennifer Lopez 7. “Just Can’t Get Enough,” Black Eyed Peas 8. “Dirty Dancer (with Usher) (feat. Lil Wayne),” Enrique Iglesias 9. “Just a Kiss,” Lady Antebellum 10. “Look At Me Now (feat. Lil Wayne & Busta Rhymes),” Chris Brown Albums: 1. 21, ADELE 2. Turtleneck & Chain, The Lonely Island 3. Lovestrong., Christina Perri 4. Goblin, Tyler, The Creator 5. American Idol Top 4 Season 10, Various Artists 6. Hot Sauce Committee Part Two, Beastie Boys 7. Sigh No More, Mumford & Sons 8. Rumours, Fleetwood Mac 9. Helplessness Blues, Fleet Foxes 10. Simple Math, Manchester Orchestra

— The Associated Press

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JSU Symphony to perform string concert When you arrive at the Jacksonville State Symphony Concert Sunday, sit back, relax and expect to be spoken to — but not only by the person beside you.

The European composers have something tell you, too, depending on your mood.

Your mind will create words from the music if you allow it. In fact, some listeners interpret even sentences in some of Hervey Mozart’s Folsom witty pasArtists in Action sages.

Composers are sensitive to the human spirit, and the violins you hear have their own way of communicating: They are the instruments that most closely approach the inflection in the human voice.

The concert, featuring works by composers Mozart, Corelli and Holst, will be at 3 p.m Sunday, May 29, at the First United Methodist Church in Anniston. It will be performed by strings only.

The orchestra will play Mozart’s Eine Kleine Nachtmusik

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From left, Jacksonville State Symphony violinists Leigh Hemphill, Rachel Sherrod and Lauren Cunningham. The symphony will perform a strings-only concert May 29.

(A Little Night Music), a serenade written for entertainment; Italian composer Arcangelo Corelli’s Concerto Grosso No. 2 in F Major, a Baroque work with grandeur; and Gustav Holst’s playful Brook Green Suite. Using techniques from the Romantic period, Holst, a British composer who wrote choral hymns, was also influenced by folk songs and the madrigal.

Mozart and Corelli wrote their works in the 1700s. Holst’s work was written in 1933. Though old, the three works are still musical treasures. They are played in commercials, film soundtracks and in the form of updated versions.

“They’re still popular. They’re everywhere,” said music director Chris Hosmer.

“Night Music,” known for its

formal charm, is said by some musicians to be Mozart’s most popular work, probably because it’s easy listening and it opens the door to a kind of paradise. It was written in June 1787 for a string quintet to perform at an elegant outdoor occasion in Vienna. The four movements were written in the same key, for the most part, but each takes an entirely different direction. The first movement, the most familiar, is brisk and a musical conversation in itself. The second movement is sentimental, the third suggests a promenade, and the final movement creates a happy conclusion.

“This was one of Mozart’s later works, and it’s an absolute masterpiece,” said Roland Lister, associate director of the Etowah Youth Symphony. “Every note has a purpose, and the whole piece is perfectly crafted.”

Defined in Discovering Music

by Howard D. McKinney as “somewhere between a symphony and a dance,” it celebrates the arrival of summer.

Corelli was the most prominent composer in Italy around 1700, according to Baker’s Biographical Dictionary of Music. The contrasts in tempo and volume and the ringing tones characterize his Concerto Grosso (large orchestra).

Portions of the music evolve into duets between three soloists and the rest of the string choir for special ornamentation.

Composers back then wrote music on commission, but Holst and Mozart wrote these particular works under very different circumstances. Holst was hospitalized with a terminal illness when he composed Brook Green Suite, according to Internet sources. It was written for the orchestra at St. Paul’s Girls’ School in London, where he taught.

Mozart, too, was ill (with a fever) when he wrote the entire “Night Music” in his mind, according to Mozart, a text by Marcia Davenport. When the artist recovered, he put it into writing. The serenade’s appeal has lasted; it’s seemingly simple and a tune that stays on your mind.

While things have worked out for this concert, the orchestra needs more violinists, Hosmer said. For those interested, he promises fun — and challenges.

“We always enjoy coming together each week to make music,” he said. “I prefer that we play the original composition, not the simplified version,” he said.

For more information, call Hosmer at 256-782-5063.

Social media proves worthiness during severe weather The storms that ravaged Alabama will not soon be forgotten. Neither will the amount of support and aid garnered by the social media phenomenon, Twitter.

I was quite disappointed while watching the destruction on television in the newsroom — because of the damage Chris and injuries that were Pittman taking place, of course. iSpy But also from the lack of detailed reports and locations on where exactly these storms were hitting.

James Spann is amazing, after all. Just not THAT amazing.

I typed the names of the already-report-

ed troubled towns into a Twitter search. I quickly found out more than I expected.

The amount of detail reported by people was unreal. In some cases, you could pretty much pinpoint the path of the storm.

All of this from 140 character messages.

I pulled up Google Maps and followed some of the reported coordinates. A few people had posted latitude and longitude numbers in areas of high damage.

This could be critical in saving the lives of people during devastation.

The result has made me want to try a little experiment the next time severe weather breaks out.

I want to set up a Google Map that pulls coordinates from Twitter. Basically, the script would put a dot on the location of the Tweeter, and you could read their mes-

sage by hovering over it.

I feel it could be an incredible way of immediately knowing the spots that need aid.

It would be instant. No waiting around for someone to gather information and plot the data.

I’m sure emergency management personnel would be hesitant to use such information for their services. It is the Internet, after all.

Still, this could be the future of immediate storm recovery. Another amazing use of social media.

Twitter quickly became the biggest relief effort in the state following the April 27 devastation.

Thousands of users expressed their desire to help those impacted by the damage. Item lists and location drop-offs filled

tweets for days.

This helped to save a ton of phone calls from people wondering where they needed to take supplies. The time that would have been spent answering those calls instead went toward more important efforts.

It’s amazing how much power a 140character message can bring to the table.

Especially when multiple short messages can bring the past, present and future together so well.

I’m sure Twitter picked up some new fans in the state of Alabama on April 27.

It could be one of them who provides the important updates during the next big storm.

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As maid of honor, a single woman leads her best friend and a colorful group of bridesmaids on a wild ride. With Kristen Wiig, Maya Rudolph, Rose Byrne and Wendi McLendon-Covey.

Johnny Depp, Penelope Cruz, Ian McShane and Kevin R. McNally.

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In a post-apocalyptic world ravaged by wars between humans and vampires, a warrior priest goes on a quest to rescue fast five his kidnapped niece.

HH1/2, 2:10, PG-13 With Paul Bettany, Karl A motley crew of car Urban, Cam Gigandet racers try to pull off a dar- and Maggie Q. Written by ing last job and gain their Cory Goodman. Directed freedom while evading a by Scott Stewart. hard-nosed federal agent in this installment of rio (3-d) The Fast and the Furious HHH, 1:36, G franchise. With Vin DieIn this animated sel, Paul Walker, Jordana film, a rare macaw living Brewster, Chris “Ludaccomfortably as a pet in ris” Bridges and Tyrese Minnesota travels with Gibson. his owner to meet his female counterpart in Jumping the Broom Rio de Janeiro, where the H1/2, 1:52, PG-13 two birds tangle with aniTwo very differmal smugglers. With the ent African-American voices of Jesse Eisenberg, families (one posh, one Anne Hathaway and down-home) come George Lopez. Directed together for a wedding

by Carlos Saldanha. on Martha’s Vineyard.

With Angela Bassett, something borrowed Paula Patton, Laz Alonso 1/2H, 1:43, PG-13 and Loretta Devine.

Complications ensue after a mild-mannered Madea’s Big Happy lawyer sleeps with her Family best friend’s fiance. With HH1/2, 1:45, PG-13 Ginnifer Goodwin, Kate The headstrong, wiseHudson, Colin Egglescracking grandmother field, Steve Howey and Madea tries to bring her John Krasinski. Directed family together with tough love, laughter and by Luke Greenfield. the revelation of a longheld secret. With Tyler Perry, Shad “Bow Wow” Moss, Loretta Devine, Cassi Davis and Lauren London.

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The warrior-god Thor is cast out of his magical homeland and sent to live among humans on Earth, where he becomes a hero. With Chris Hemsworth, Natalie Portman, Tom Hiddleston and Stellan Skarsgard. Directed

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HHH good, HHHH excellent, NR: not reviewed

May 20-26, 2011 new on dvd

‘The Mechanic,’ ‘Broken Hill’ top this week’s new releases

By Rick Bentley McClatchy Newspapers

This week’s DVD releases include a wide variety of viewing options.

The Mechanic, Grade B: Remake of the 1972 film starring minimalist actor Charles Bronson. This version features the jawclenching Jason Statham playing Arthur Bishop, one of the best mechanics (aka hitmen) in the business.

If you didn’t see the original, no problem. Fans of the Bronson version will notice one major change.

But overall, Richard Wenk’s script for the update is so similar to the original by Lewis John Carlino that both men get film credit.

Broken Hill, Grade Aminus: An Australian sheep herder dreams of a career as a music composer.

The film reaches a final act that is part Rocky and part Mr. Holland’s Opus, where the struggle to defeat impossible odds is driven by an uncontrollable passion for music.

Like a well-written piece of music, it builds to an amazing crescendo.

Covert Affairs: Season One, Grade B-plus: The cable action series works because of the strong performances by Piper Perabo and Christopher Gorham.

Gorham plays a blind CIA agent who uses his computer skills to mentor a CIA trainee (Perabo).

The Rite, Grade B: Hollywood’s latest look at exorcism is creepy and at times a little kooky, but it never gets mysterious or scary enough to qualify as a standard horror movie.

Its examination of religion makes the film more like a

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Ben Foster, left, and Jason Statham are shown in a scene from ‘The Mechanic,’ released this week on DVD. Roman Catholic Mass presented in a carnival house of horrors.

Anthony Hopkins puts on an acting clinic as the elder priest. It’s Hopkins’ best work since his Oscarwinning performance in Silence of the Lambs.

Other new DVD releases this week include: The Bionic Woman: Season 2: Lindsay Wagner series about a woman who’s given robotic powers.

The Roommate: A college freshman (Leighton Meester) becomes obsessed with her new roommate.

Flashpoint: The Third Season: Action series about an elite police squad.

All in the Family: The Complete Ninth Season: Includes 27 episodes from the show’s final season.

The Other Woman: A woman (Natalie Portman)

fights back from a tragedy.

The Starlite Drive-In South Riding: A 1930s Yorkshire community is SINGLE FEATURE embroiled in political and Pirates of the Caribbean: romantic struggles.

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‘The Sorcerer’ a musical comedy f it for all Suddenly, everyone in the village has a romance going on. After Alexis’ and Aline’s wedding, nobody is without a true love. The problem is, it’s the wrong true love. And the solution to breaking up the mismatched couples seems evasive.

At this point, maybe it’s time again to call in the supernatural powers.

To discover what troubles and triumphs are brewing in Hervey this plot about Folsom mistaken relaArtists in Action tionships, see The Sorcerer, a Gilbert and Sullivan comic opera performed by the Jacksonville Opera Theatre. It will be presented May 23-28 at Stone Performing Arts Center at Jacksonville State University. The opera, which is actually described as a musical comedy by Dr. Nathan Wight, artistic director of JOT, features a variety of young and old characters, some lovely arias, strong voices and dancing — which includes touches of the minuet and chorus line steps. And, true to Wight’s creativity, there will be plenty of surprise elements.

“There will be twists that you can’t possibly see coming,” said Kaylon Gilley, who plays Alexis, the lead male role. “I have a very, very strong feeling that this will be a popular show. It has something to interest everyone.”

Gilley adds that the subject of magicians and their spells intrigues all ages. And, if this isn’t enough to generate interest, Wight takes “magic” to a new level on stage with special effects, costumes and dialogue. When the opera was written in 1877, the setting was Plovenleigh, England. In this production, it is any time, any place. The characters’ conversations here are relevant to today’s local audience, Wight said.

A description of Gilley’s role explains the conflict in the opera’s

Special to The Star

Christina Booker as Aline and Kaylon Gilley as Alexis in the Jacksonville Opera Theater’s production of the Gilbert and Sullivan musical comedy ‘The Sorcerer.’ story. Alexis, “a hopeless romantic” as the actor sees his character, is about to marry Aline, played by Christina Booker. He is so happy in finding a life mate that he wants everyone to fall in love, and he insists that social rank should not be a barrier. To make this happen, he calls in a wizard, John Wellington Wells (played by Kevin Ward), from the town’s family sorcerer company.

Wells creates a love potion for all the villagers, without their knowledge.

The mixture is added to the tea and, as a result, the people fall asleep.

When they awake, they fall in love with the first person they encounter of the opposite sex.

As can be expected, this is disastrous for both the men and women.

For example, Constance, a blind young maiden (portrayed by Amber Conaway), is paired with The Notary, a 97-year-old gentleman who is deaf. And this male role offers one

more interesting twist: It is played

by Ellen Abney in a pants role, a traditional practice in opera, past and present.

The villagers are in a bind. The sorcerer must again work his art to undo the dilemma. Only the viewers of the musical will know the outcome.

JOT again offers a “Dinner at the Opera” event at 5 p.m. on Friday, May 27, at Classic on Noble. The $38 ticket buys the meal, a lecture on the opera and center seating at that night’s performance. Tickets alone are $15 for adult side seating and $25 for center seating. For students, the side seating price is $10. The show will be performed May 23, 24, 26 and 27 at 7:30 p.m. and Saturday, May 28, at 2:30 p.m. To purchase tickets both for the production and for “Dinner at the Opera,” go to www.Jacksonville Opera.org or call 1-800-838-3006.

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{get out and do something} 431, Anniston How much: $4

When: 7:30 p.m.

Where: Historic Ritz Theater, 115 Court Square N., Talladega How much: $25 Contact: 256-315-0000

MUSIC

Robby Jordan What: Acoustic rock When: 7-10 p.m.

Where: Mellow Mushroom patio, 33 Industrial Drive, Oxford How much: Free Contact: 256-835-1444 Percy Sledge What: Soul, R&B

Contact: 256-832-5000

David and Pure Country What: Rock, upstairs in loft When: 8:30 p.m.

Where: The Smoking Moose, 1214 Noble St., Anniston How much: Free Contact: 256-741-9300

Open Mic Night What: All musicians welcome When: 6-9 p.m.

Where: Solid Rock Cafe, 105 North Center Ave., Piedmont How much: Free Contact: 256-447-1960 Jerry Dempsey and the Taterhill Jug Band When: 6:30 p.m.

Where: Golden Saw Music Hall, Williams Community, Jacksonville How much: Free Contact: 256-435-4696

May 20-26, 2011

Larry Keel Band When: 9 p.m.

Where: Blue Bayou, 4250 Alabama Highway 202, Anniston How much: Free Contact: 256-419-4786

Percy Sledge Lindsey Hinkle When: 8 p.m.

Where: Blu’s Bar, 1013 U.S. Highway 431, Anniston How much: Free Contact: 256-235-0613 The Wanted Band What: Classic rock, country When: 8:30 p.m.

Where: VFW Post 924, 100 U.S. Highway

10/55 What: Country, rock When: 9 p.m.

Where: Bama Cowboy Saloon and Steakhouse, 1503 Hillyer Robinson Pkwy., Anniston How much: Free Contact: 256-835-7735 DJ Rockin’ Roger When: 9 p.m.

Where: AJ’s Sunset Bar and Grill, 1500 Hillyer Robinson Pkwy., Anniston How much: Free

Jeremy Coomes What: Acoustic rock When: 9:30 p.m.

Where: Peerless Saloon, 13 W. 10th St., Anniston How much: Free Contact: 256-237-1899 Sonic Stew What: Country, Southern rock When: 9:30 p.m.

Where: Heroes American Grille, 8896 McClellan Blvd., Jacksonville How much: Free Contact: 256-405-4366

Sonic Stew To submit to the free calendar, contact Deirdre Long at 256-235-3580 or dlong@annistonstar.com. Listings must be received at least seven days in advance.

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Music at McClellan Longleaf Series featuring JAXPAN What: Steel drums When: Doors open at 5 p.m., music from 6-8 p.m.

Where: Monteith Amphitheater, McClellan How much: Free, donations accepted Contact: 256-782-8010 Curt Schull What: Country When: 6 p.m.

Where: Rabbittown Cafe and Fiddlers Hall, 900 Rabbittown Road, Piedmont How much: $5 donation for the band Contact: 256-435-8008 (weekends) or 256-435-3987 (Monday-Friday evenings) Geez’r What: Rock When: 6-9 p.m.

Where: Solid Rock Cafe, 105 North Center Ave., Piedmont How much: Free Contact: 256-447-1960 Karaoke with Brett When: 8 p.m.

Where: Bama Lounge, 4006 Old Birmingham Highway, Anniston How much: Free Contact: 256-240-2922 Josh Cash When: 8 p.m.

Where: Blu’s Bar, 1013 U.S. Highway 431, Anniston

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{get out and do something} How much: Free Contact: 256-235-0613 The Wanted Band What: Classic rock, country When: 8:30 p.m.

Where: VFW Post 924, 100 U.S. Highway 431, Anniston How much: $4 Contact: 256-238-8047 Danny and David What: Rock, easy listening When: 8:30 p.m.

Where: The Smoking Moose, 1214 Noble St., Anniston How much: Free Contact: 256-741-9300 10/55 What: Country, rock When: 9 p.m.

Where: Bama Cowboy Saloon and Steakhouse, 1503 Hillyer Robinson Pkwy., Anniston How much: Free Contact: 256-835-7735 DJ Rockin’ Roger When: 9 p.m.

Where: AJ’s Sunset Bar and Grill, 1500 Hillyer Robinson Pkwy., Anniston How much: Free Contact: 256-237-5996 Larry Keel Band When: 9 p.m.

Where: Blue Bayou, 4250 Alabama Highway 202, Anniston How much: Free Contact: 256-419-4786 Sticky Fingers Band When: 9:30 p.m.

Where: Peerless Saloon, 13 W. 10th St., Anniston How much: $3 Contact: 256-237-1899 Southern Nites What: Classic rock, country, Motown When: 9:30 p.m.

Where: Heroes American Grille, 8896 McClellan Blvd., Jacksonville How much: $5 Contact: 256-405-4366 Jay Shell and Kneckdown What: Country When: 10 p.m.

Where: Brother’s Bar, 206 Pelham Road S., Jacksonville How much: $7 for under 21, $5 for 21 and up Contact: 256-435-6090

Contact: 256-405-9262 or or email TylerHillNeighborhood@gmail.com Wine Tasting When: 2-6 p.m.

Where: Wine Cellar, 309 Quintard Ave., Anniston How much: $5 Contact: 256-237-5996

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Karaoke with Brett When: 8 p.m.

Where: The Smoking Moose, 1214 Noble St., Anniston How much: Free Contact: 256-741-9300

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EVENTs

Tyler Hill Picnic on the Square What: Picnic, games and movie at dark.

At 6 p.m. there will be a presentation by the Anniston Historic Preservation Commission, followed by preview tours of two of the square’s Victorian homes.

When: 5 p.m.-dark Where: Square in the historic Tyler Hill neighborhood, Anniston How much: Free, bring food to grill

If the Preacher Ain’t Right What: Stage play about a church that loses focus on biblical principals and instead focuses on money When: 6:30 p.m.

Where: Historic Ritz Theater, 115 Court Square N., Talladega How much: $10 for adults, $5 for children Contact: 256-315-0000

ExhibitS Chocolate: The Exhibition What: This exhibit tells chocolate’s rich story in chronological order with beautifully illustrated text panels, lifelike exhibits and short films.

When: Through Sunday. Museum hours are Monday-Friday 9 a.m.-5 p.m.; Saturdays 9 a.m.-6 p.m. and Sundays noon-6 p.m.

Where: Anniston Museum of Natural History, 800 Museum Drive, Anniston How much: $8 for adults, $7 for seniors (60+), $6 for children 4-17, children under 3 are free

Contact: 256-237-6766

Contact: 256-237-6261 or www.bermanmuseum.org

Chocolate Vessels What: Variety of vessels used to store and ship chocolate through the years.

When: Through June 5. Museum hours are Tuesday-Saturday 10 a.m.-5 p.m.; Sundays 1-5 p.m.

Where: Berman Museum of World History, 840 Museum Drive, Anniston How much: $5 for adults, $4.50 for seniors (60+), $4 for children 4-17; children under 3 are free

Art Exhibition What: ArtWorks Gallery has a continuing exhibition of works by gallery artists. Offerings include a wide variety of original art and fine craft works by 18 area artists.

When: Tuesday through Friday, 11 a.m.-4 p.m.

Where: ArtWorks Gallery, 921 Noble St., Anniston How much: Free Contact: 256-237-1259

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{get out and do something} event

Bike Sunday What: Food, drink specials, giveaways When: 2-6 p.m.

Where: The Smoking Moose, 1214 Noble St., Anniston How much: Free Contact: 256-741-9300

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Music

Karaoke by Mossburg When: 8-11 p.m.

Where: Jefferson’s, 407 Pelham Road N., Jacksonville How much: Free Contact: 256-435-3456

theater

The Sorcerer What: Gilbert and Sullivan musical comedy, performed by Jacksonville Opera Theater.

When: 7:30 p.m.

Where: Ernest Stone Performing Arts Center, corner of 11th Street and Church Avenue, Jacksonville How much: $15 for adult side seating; $25 for adult center seating; $9 for students, seniors and military side seating Contact: 800-838-3006 or www.jacksonvilleopera.org

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Music

Karaoke with Brett When: 8 p.m.

Where: The Smoking Moose, 1214 Noble St., Anniston How much: Free Contact: 256-741-9300 Karaoke by Mossburg When: 8-11 p.m.

Where: Applebee’s, 612 E. Hamric Drive, Oxford How much: Free

Contact: 256-835-2443

theater

The Sorcerer What: Gilbert and Sullivan musical comedy, performed by Jacksonville Opera Theater.

When: 7:30 p.m.

Where: Ernest Stone Performing Arts Center, corner of 11th Street and Church Avenue, Jacksonville How much: $15 for adult side seating; $25 for adult center seating; $9 for students, seniors and military side seating Contact: 800-838-3006 or www.jacksonvilleopera.org

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sored by Calhoun County Master Gardeners and Calhoun County Commission.

This month’s program is “Fabulous Ferns” (with ferns for sale) presented by Eleanor Craig of Fern Ridge Farms.

When: Noon-1 p.m.

Where: Cane Creek Community Garden, McClellan How much: Free, bring your own lunch Contact: 256-237-1621

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Greg Huff and Scott Grant When: 6 p.m.

Where: Garfrerick’s Cafe, 655 Creekside Drive, Oxford How much: Free Contact: 256-831-0044

Open Mic Night with Chris and Paul When: 8 p.m.

Where: The Smoking Moose, 1214 Noble St., Anniston How much: Free Contact: 256-741-9300

Party on the Patio feat. Jeff and David When: 6-9 p.m.

Where: The Victoria Restaurant, 1604 Quintard Ave., Anniston How much: Free Contact: 256-741-3953

Dance Party with Scuba Steve When: 9 p.m.

Where: Brother’s Bar, 206 Pelham Road S., Jacksonville How much: $3 Contact: 256-435-6090

Line dancing lessons When: 7 p.m.

Where: Bama Cowboy Saloon and Steakhouse, 1503 Hillyer Robinson Pkwy., Anniston How much: Free Contact: 256-835-7735

Karaoke with DJ Tay Tay When: 9 p.m.

Where: Heroes American Grille, 8896 McClellan Blvd., Jacksonville How much: Free Contact: 256-405-4366

comedy

Comedy Open Mic Night with Eric Swann and Kool-Aide When: 8 p.m.

Where: Blu’s Bar, 1013 U.S. Highway 431, Anniston How much: Free Contact: 256-235-0613

event

Lunch and Learn What: Free gardening program spon-

Contact: 256-235-0613 Jam Night What: Open mic, all musicians welcome When: 8 p.m.

Where: The Peerless Saloon, 13 W. 10th St., Anniston How much: Free Contact: 256-237-1899 DJ Rockin’ Roger When: 9 p.m.

Where: AJ’s Sunset Bar and Grill, 1500 Hillyer Robinson Pkwy., Anniston How much: Free Contact: 256-237-5996 Open Mic with Riley Green What: All musicians welcome When: 9:30 p.m.

Where: Heroes American Grille, 8896 McClellan Blvd., Jacksonville How much: Free Contact: 256-405-4366

theater

The Sorcerer What: Gilbert and Sullivan musical comedy, performed by Jacksonville Opera Theater.

When: 7:30 p.m.

Where: Ernest Stone Performing Arts Center, corner of 11th Street and Church Avenue, Jacksonville How much: $15 for adult side seating; $25 for adult center seating; $9 for students, seniors and military side seating Contact: 800-838-3006 or www.jacksonvilleopera.org

Karaoke with Chris Johns When: 7-10 p.m.

Where: Mellow Mushroom patio, 33 Industrial Drive, Oxford How much: Free Contact: 256-835-1444 Karaoke with Brett When: 8 p.m.

Where: The Smoking Moose, 1214 Noble St., Anniston How much: Free Contact: 256-741-9300 Karaoke with Billy 2 Bare When: 8 p.m.

Where: Blu’s Bar, 1013 U.S. Highway 431, Anniston How much: Free

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EVENT

Wine tasting When: 5:30-7:30 p.m.

Where: Tyson Art & Frame, 3326 Henry Road, Anniston How much: $5 Contact: 256-236-9910

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‘Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides’ presented in 3-D PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN: ON STRANGER TIDES H1/2 rating: PG-13 for intense sequences of action/ adventure violence, some frightening images, sensuality and innuendo Running time: 2:16 Starring: Johnny Depp, Penelope Cruz, Ian McShane, Geoffrey Rush

By ChRISTY LEMIRE Associated Press

At two hours and 16 minutes, Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides — the fourth film in the ridiculously successful Disney franchise — is the shortest in the series. But it still feels overlong and overstuffed: needlessly convoluted yet, at the same time, phoned-in.

And the fact that this one’s in 3-D — because everything’s in 3-D, silly thing — does nothing to liven up the action. Those three-dimensional digital effects mainly consist of various swords and snakes and such being flung at our faces.

Boo! Did you jump?

That’s not to say this summer behemoth doesn’t have its thrilling moments. Rob Marshall (Chicago, Nine) takes over for Gore Verbinski, who directed the first three Pirates movies, and his knack for choreography comes shining through in individual set pieces. An early chase sequence, in which Johnny Depp as the randy Capt. Jack Sparrow escapes the clutches of the puffy, bloviating King George II (Richard Griffiths), is expertly staged. Jack swings from chandeliers and hangs from ropes, straddles moving carriages and steers a cart full of flaming coal, and we’re right there alongside him every breathless step of the way.

Similarly, a nighttime attack by mermaids — beautiful, seductive, deadly mermaids with razorsharp teeth — provides a jolt. Because what’s hotter than mermaids, except maybe naughty vampire mermaids? And the first time Jack crosses paths (and swords) with his old flame Angelica, played by a spirited Penelope Cruz, it’s in a lengthy, fluid battle across beams and atop barrels. (Oddly, Cruz and Depp, who co-starred together in 2001’s Blow, don’t have a whole lot of chemistry once they have to actually stop and talk to each other.)

It’s everything that happens in between, all the chatter and the exposition, that make the latest Pirates such a repetitive bore.

Depp’s performance, which seemed like such a free, goofy, inspired bit of work when the first film came out back in 2003, now feels so dialed-down and obvious, it’s as if he could do it in his sleep. With the (unexplained) absence of Orlando Bloom and Keira Knightley this time around, Depp’s Sparrow is now front and center — he’s almost the voice of reason — rather than the bejeweled and eyelinered clown riffing in the corner, commenting in the action.

As for the plot — not that it matters, really — this time the script from Ted Elliott and Terry Rossio centers on a search for the fabled Fountain of Youth.

Jack has no ship anymore, so when Angelica kidnaps him and drags him aboard the Queen Anne’s Revenge, the ship belonging to the fearsome Blackbeard (a constrained Ian McShane), he’s stuck going along for the ride.

Blackbeard seeks the fountain after receiving a prophecy that he’s going to die in two weeks. But the Spanish are after it, too. And so are the English, led

by Jack’s deceitful old nemesis Barbossa (Geoffrey Rush).

Did we mention that there are zombie pirates aboard Blackbeard’s ship? The fact that they’re zombies makes no sense at all — I mean, come on, wouldn’t they be trying to eat the brains of the living pirates at every opportunity? — and feels like yet another attempt to inject arbitrary weirdness in the place of genuine inspiration.

Also on board is a hunky man of faith with just the right amount of facial scruff named Philip (Sam Claflin), who falls for one of the mermaids (Astrid Berges-Frisbey), who’s been taken prisoner because her tears are required to activate the Fountain of Youth waters. (Don’t ask.) Ostensibly, this relationship is intended to replace the young-people-in-love subplot that Bloom and Knightley provided, but it’s so full of banal angst, it feels a little too much like something you’d see in the Twilight series.

But surely that’s coming in the fifth Pirates movie: sexy werewolves.

www.bamaescapes.com

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May 20-26, 2011

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Johnny Depp’s outrageous character roles keep coming

By John Anderson Newsday

On the face of it, Johnny Depp has done all he can to scuttle his image as a sex symbol. He’s played a transvestite film director with a fetish for angora sweaters.

The actor, who returns to the screen Friday as the swishbuckling Captain Jack Sparrow in Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides, has managed to maintain his status as a Hollywood star while defying every expectation of what such stardom requires. Expectations?

What we expect at this point is weirdness. And we get it as these 10 Depp roles attest, in order of the most outrageous: 1. ED WOOD (1994) — Ed Wood is probably the epitome of eccentric Depp choices, one he imbued with a combination of artistic ambition, demented grins and utter delusion.

2. EDWARD SCISSORHANDS (1990) — The first of seven films (thus far) with director Tim Burton, this offbeat fable about a young man with scissors for hands was Depp’s first foray into the decidedly strange.

3. BON BON IN BEFORE NIGHT FALLS (2000) — Depp plays a flamboyant, outrageously bewigged transvestite who smuggles the manuscripts of oppressed writer Reinaldo Arenas (Javier Bardem) out of Cuba.

4. THE MAD HATTER IN ALICE IN WONDERLAND (2010) — Depp was certainly mad, but multidimensional as well, bringing a great degree of humanity to one of his more excessive characterizations.

5. WILLY WONKA IN CHARLIE AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY (2005) — A less candy-coated movie than the Gene Wilder-pow-

ered musical of 1971, and one much closer to the dark tone of the Roald Dahl book, this Burton extravaganza features Depp making far too great an effort to be unusual.

6. SWEENEY TODD: THE DEMON BARBER OF FLEET STREET (2007) — As the titular Victorian cutthroat, Depp sent an untold number of unwitting victims off his barber chair and into Mrs. Lovett’s oven, while doing little damage to the composer’s glorious music.

7. RAOUL DUKE IN FEAR AND LOATHING IN LAS VEGAS (1998) — Terry Gilliam’s adaptation of the Hunter S. Thompson novel, with Depp as the drug-addled and often hallucinating Thompson stand-in Raoul Duke, probably defines the actor as a vehicle of social outrage and willful derangement.

8. WILLIAM BLAKE IN DEAD MAN (1995) — Directed by indie icon Jim Jarmusch, this otherworldly Western featured Depp as an accountant who, after murdering a man and escaping west, begins a spiritual odyssey led by an Indian guide named Nobody (Gary Farmer).

9. JACK SPARROW IN PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN (2003-2011) — The whole Pirates enterprise — a movie based on a theme-park ride?

— looked like a distinct sellout when it first set sail. But the supposedly Keith Richards-inspired but definitely gay-accented Jack Sparrow made the whole thing a lot hipper than it might have been.

10. JOHN WILMOT IN THE LIBERTINE (2004) — Depp plays the licentious 17th century poet John Wilmot, aka the Earl of Rochester, who famously debauched his way to an early, syphilitic, alcoholic grave.

Disney/Associated Press

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CAPTAIN JACK IS BACK

‘Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides’ presented in 3-D PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN: ON STRANGER TIDES H1/2 rating: PG-13 for intense sequences of action/ adventure violence, some frightening images, sensuality and innuendo Running time: 2:16 Starring: Johnny Depp, Penelope Cruz, Ian McShane, Geoffrey Rush

By ChRISTY LEMIRE Associated Press

At two hours and 16 minutes, Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides — the fourth film in the ridiculously successful Disney franchise — is the shortest in the series. But it still feels overlong and overstuffed: needlessly convoluted yet, at the same time, phoned-in.

And the fact that this one’s in 3-D — because everything’s in 3-D, silly thing — does nothing to liven up the action. Those three-dimensional digital effects mainly consist of various swords and snakes and such being flung at our faces.

Boo! Did you jump?

That’s not to say this summer behemoth doesn’t have its thrilling moments. Rob Marshall (Chicago, Nine) takes over for Gore Verbinski, who directed the first three Pirates movies, and his knack for choreography comes shining through in individual set pieces. An early chase sequence, in which Johnny Depp as the randy Capt. Jack Sparrow escapes the clutches of the puffy, bloviating King George II (Richard Griffiths), is expertly staged. Jack swings from chandeliers and hangs from ropes, straddles moving carriages and steers a cart full of flaming coal, and we’re right there alongside him every breathless step of the way.

Similarly, a nighttime attack by mermaids — beautiful, seductive, deadly mermaids with razorsharp teeth — provides a jolt. Because what’s hotter than mermaids, except maybe naughty vampire mermaids? And the first time Jack crosses paths (and swords) with his old flame Angelica, played by a spirited Penelope Cruz, it’s in a lengthy, fluid battle across beams and atop barrels. (Oddly, Cruz and Depp, who co-starred together in 2001’s Blow, don’t have a whole lot of chemistry once they have to actually stop and talk to each other.)

It’s everything that happens in between, all the chatter and the exposition, that make the latest Pirates such a repetitive bore.

Depp’s performance, which seemed like such a free, goofy, inspired bit of work when the first film came out back in 2003, now feels so dialed-down and obvious, it’s as if he could do it in his sleep. With the (unexplained) absence of Orlando Bloom and Keira Knightley this time around, Depp’s Sparrow is now front and center — he’s almost the voice of reason — rather than the bejeweled and eyelinered clown riffing in the corner, commenting in the action.

As for the plot — not that it matters, really — this time the script from Ted Elliott and Terry Rossio centers on a search for the fabled Fountain of Youth.

Jack has no ship anymore, so when Angelica kidnaps him and drags him aboard the Queen Anne’s Revenge, the ship belonging to the fearsome Blackbeard (a constrained Ian McShane), he’s stuck going along for the ride.

Blackbeard seeks the fountain after receiving a prophecy that he’s going to die in two weeks. But the Spanish are after it, too. And so are the English, led

by Jack’s deceitful old nemesis Barbossa (Geoffrey Rush).

Did we mention that there are zombie pirates aboard Blackbeard’s ship? The fact that they’re zombies makes no sense at all — I mean, come on, wouldn’t they be trying to eat the brains of the living pirates at every opportunity? — and feels like yet another attempt to inject arbitrary weirdness in the place of genuine inspiration.

Also on board is a hunky man of faith with just the right amount of facial scruff named Philip (Sam Claflin), who falls for one of the mermaids (Astrid Berges-Frisbey), who’s been taken prisoner because her tears are required to activate the Fountain of Youth waters. (Don’t ask.) Ostensibly, this relationship is intended to replace the young-people-in-love subplot that Bloom and Knightley provided, but it’s so full of banal angst, it feels a little too much like something you’d see in the Twilight series.

But surely that’s coming in the fifth Pirates movie: sexy werewolves.

www.bamaescapes.com

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May 20-26, 2011

15

Johnny Depp’s outrageous character roles keep coming

By John Anderson Newsday

On the face of it, Johnny Depp has done all he can to scuttle his image as a sex symbol. He’s played a transvestite film director with a fetish for angora sweaters.

The actor, who returns to the screen Friday as the swishbuckling Captain Jack Sparrow in Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides, has managed to maintain his status as a Hollywood star while defying every expectation of what such stardom requires. Expectations?

What we expect at this point is weirdness. And we get it as these 10 Depp roles attest, in order of the most outrageous: 1. ED WOOD (1994) — Ed Wood is probably the epitome of eccentric Depp choices, one he imbued with a combination of artistic ambition, demented grins and utter delusion.

2. EDWARD SCISSORHANDS (1990) — The first of seven films (thus far) with director Tim Burton, this offbeat fable about a young man with scissors for hands was Depp’s first foray into the decidedly strange.

3. BON BON IN BEFORE NIGHT FALLS (2000) — Depp plays a flamboyant, outrageously bewigged transvestite who smuggles the manuscripts of oppressed writer Reinaldo Arenas (Javier Bardem) out of Cuba.

4. THE MAD HATTER IN ALICE IN WONDERLAND (2010) — Depp was certainly mad, but multidimensional as well, bringing a great degree of humanity to one of his more excessive characterizations.

5. WILLY WONKA IN CHARLIE AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY (2005) — A less candy-coated movie than the Gene Wilder-pow-

ered musical of 1971, and one much closer to the dark tone of the Roald Dahl book, this Burton extravaganza features Depp making far too great an effort to be unusual.

6. SWEENEY TODD: THE DEMON BARBER OF FLEET STREET (2007) — As the titular Victorian cutthroat, Depp sent an untold number of unwitting victims off his barber chair and into Mrs. Lovett’s oven, while doing little damage to the composer’s glorious music.

7. RAOUL DUKE IN FEAR AND LOATHING IN LAS VEGAS (1998) — Terry Gilliam’s adaptation of the Hunter S. Thompson novel, with Depp as the drug-addled and often hallucinating Thompson stand-in Raoul Duke, probably defines the actor as a vehicle of social outrage and willful derangement.

8. WILLIAM BLAKE IN DEAD MAN (1995) — Directed by indie icon Jim Jarmusch, this otherworldly Western featured Depp as an accountant who, after murdering a man and escaping west, begins a spiritual odyssey led by an Indian guide named Nobody (Gary Farmer).

9. JACK SPARROW IN PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN (2003-2011) — The whole Pirates enterprise — a movie based on a theme-park ride?

— looked like a distinct sellout when it first set sail. But the supposedly Keith Richards-inspired but definitely gay-accented Jack Sparrow made the whole thing a lot hipper than it might have been.

10. JOHN WILMOT IN THE LIBERTINE (2004) — Depp plays the licentious 17th century poet John Wilmot, aka the Earl of Rochester, who famously debauched his way to an early, syphilitic, alcoholic grave.

Disney/Associated Press

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BRAVO Housewives/NYC ›› “8 Seconds” (1994, Docudrama) Luke Perry, Stephen Baldwin. An Oklahoma youth becomes rodeo champ in 1987. ’ Å ›› Young Guns (1988) CMTV ›› “Quigley Down Under” (1990) Tom Selleck, Laura San Giacomo. ’ Jeff Dunham: Spark of Insanity The comic performs. Å Billy Gardell: Halftime Å Ben Bailey: Road Rage COMEDY › “My Best Friend’s Girl” (2008) Dane Cook, Kate Hudson. Å Deadliest Catch “Old Age and Treachery” ’ Å Deadliest Catch A crew member is injured. Å Deadliest Catch “A Wing and a Prayer” ’ Å Deadliest Catch Bad fishing causes high tensions.

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E! ●NBA Countdown NBA pregame show. (Live) Å ●SportsCenter Å NBA Basketball Dallas Mavericks at Oklahoma City Thunder. (Subject to Blackout) (Live) Å ESPN ●SportsCenter Å ●Baseball Tonight (N) (Live) Å MLS Soccer Club Deportivo Chivas USA at Los Angeles Galaxy. (N) (Live) ESPN2 ●Auto Racing Global Rallycross Championship. ››› “Jurassic Park” (1993) Sam Neill.

FAM ››› “Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire” (2005, Fantasy) Daniel Radcliffe, Rupert Grint, Emma Watson. Voldemort lays a trap for Harry at the Triwizard Tournament.

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FOXSS ●College Baseball Texas A&M at Texas. (N) (Live) ›› “The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor” (2008) Brendan Fraser.

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TBS ›› “Confessions of a Shopaholic” (2009, Comedy) Isla Fisher, Hugh Dancy. ››› “The Night of the ››› “Cat People” (1942, Horror) Simone Simon, Kent Smith, Tom Conway. A ››› “The Curse of the Cat People” (1944, Horror) Simone Simon, Kent Smith, ›› “Johnny Doesn’t Live Here Anymore” (1944, TCM Hunter” (1955) Å family curse turns a sultry woman into a panther. Å (DVS) Ann Carter. Girl has father’s dead first wife for playmate. Å Comedy) James Ellison, Simone Simon.

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ANPL Blue Planet Road Trip Doctor Who ’ Å Doctor Who Å Penguin Monitor Crocodile: Predator Hammerhead Å Top Gear Å Top Gear Å Top Gear BBC Top Gear Å Bernie Bernie Bernie Girlfriends Girlfriends Girlfriends Girlfriends The Game The Game Chris Chris › “Seventeen Again” (2000) Tia Mowry. Å ›› “Mr. 3000” (2004) BET Lift Voice Bernie Inside Story: Saturday Night Fever Å Biography “The Bee Gees” Å Biography “Andy Gibb” American Gangster American Gangster I Survived...Beyond I Survived Å I Survived BIO Jerseylicious Tabatha’s Salon Take Tabatha’s Salon Take Tabatha’s Salon Take Housewives/NYC Housewives/NYC Housewives/NYC Housewives/NJ BRAVO Housewives/NJ Top 20 Countdown ’ Å ›› “Quigley Down Under” (1990) Tom Selleck. ’ ›› “8 Seconds” (1994, Docudrama) Luke Perry. ’ Å Pure Ctry CMTV CMT Music ’ Scrubs ’ Scrubs ’ Scrubs ’ ›› “Waiting...” (2005) Ryan Reynolds. Å ›› “Mr. Woodcock” (2007, Comedy) Å › “Fired Up” (2009, Comedy) Å COMEDY › College ›› “Mr. Woodcock” (2007, Comedy) Å Dual Survival “Bitten” MythBusters ’ Å MythBusters ’ Å American Chopper American Chopper American Chopper American Chopper American Chopper Chopper DISC Dual Survival ’ Å Phineas Fish Hooks Suite Life Suite Life WizardsWizards›› “High School Musical 3: Senior Year” (2008, Suite Life Suite Life Suite Life Suite Life Phineas Phineas Phineas Phineas Phineas DISN and Ferb on Deck on Deck Place Place Musical Comedy) Zac Efron. ‘G’ of Zack of Zack of Zack of Zack and Ferb and Ferb and Ferb and Ferb and Ferb Sex & City The Soup E! News (N) The Voice ’ Å Khloe Khloe Khloe Khloe True Hollywood Story E! News › “Billy Madison” (1995) Adam Sandler.

Khloe E! ●SportsCenter (Live) Å Baseball College Softball Update College Softball Baseball ESPN ●SportsCenter (Live) Å ●2011 French Open Tennis First Round. From Roland Garros Stadium in Paris. (N) (Live) Å Reporters English Premier League Soccer NHRA NHRA ESPN2 Outside ››› “Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban” (2004) Rupert Grint ››› “Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire” FAM Harry Pttr ››› “Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets” (2002, Fantasy) Daniel Radcliffe, Rupert Grint.

Guy’s, Bite Cooking Cooking Chopped Dinner: Impossible Best Thing Best Thing Diners Diners Meat Candy Cupcake Wars Cake Food B.- Smoke FOOD Hungry Car Show Garage Henderson Behind Boxing Pre-Game MLB Baseball Atlanta Braves at Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim. (Live) Postgame World FOXSS Fisherman Horse. › “The Happening” (2008) ››› “The Sixth Sense” (1999, Suspense) Bruce Willis. ›› “The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor” (2008) Jet Li ›› “Mr. & Mrs. Smith” (2005) Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie.

FX ››› “Hombre” (1967) Paul Newman. Å ›››› “The Gunfighter” (1950) ›› “100 Rifles” (1969) Jim Brown. Å “The Culpepper Cattle Company” FXM All Hands ››› “The Bravados” (1958) Gregory Peck.

Power of 10 ’ Å Lingo Lingo Fam. Feud Fam. Feud Newlywed Love Drew Baggage Catch 21 1 vs. 100 Power 10 GSN Chain Rctn Fam. Feud Newlywed Catch 21 1 vs. 100 ’ Å Golden Golden Frasier ’ Frasier ’ Frasier ’ “Flower Girl” (2009, Romance) Marla Sokoloff, ››› “Under the Tuscan Sun” (2003) Diane Lane. A woman “Edge of the Garden” (2011, Drama) Rob Estes, “Hachi: HALL Girls Girls Å Å Å Kieren Hutchison, Marion Ross. Å moves to Italy and befriends a married man. Å Sarah Manninen, David Lewis. Å Dog” Scott Real Time/Bill Maher “How to Train Your Dragon” (2010) Watch › “The Fourth Kind” (2009) Å ›› “Ghosts of Girlfriends Past” HBO “Precious Life” (2010) Boxing Outdoor House Hunters First Place First Place Property Property Get It Sold Get It Sold House Hunters For Rent Unsellable Designed To Sell Hunters H&G Disaster Disaster Yard Restoration Restoration Restoration Restoration Restoration Restoration Mounted in Mounted in Mounted in Mounted in Mounted in Mounted in American Pickers American Pickers Four- American Pickers “Hobo American HIST Alaska Alaska Alaska Alaska Alaska Alaska “NASCAR Challenge” teen packed trailers.

Jack” Å Pickers “Identity Theft: The Michelle Brown Story” Å ›› “Family Sins” (2004) Kirstie Alley. Å “Taken in Broad Daylight” (2009) Å Abandon LIFE Will/Grace Will/Grace “Eight Days to Live” (2006) Kelly Rowan. Å ›› “Charlie St. Cloud” (2010) ’ ›› “Land of the Dead” (2005) ‘R’ ››› “Whip It” (2009) Ellen Page. ’ ‘PG-13’ ›› “The Losers” (2010) ‘PG-13’ › “Repo Men” (2010) Jude Law. MAX › “Repo Men” (2010) Jude Law. World at War ’ Å Commanders at War World at War ’ Å Greatest Tank Battles Greatest Tank Battles Commanders at War Normandy Cru. Normandy Cru. U-Boat MILIT World War II in Color True Life ’ True Life ’ True Life “I Panic” ’ True Life “I’m Deaf” The Real World Å 16 and Pregnant Å 16 and Pregnant Å Dance MTV America’s Best Dance 16 and Pregnant Å Truth-Nasca Lines Behind the Lost Ark The Dead Sea Scrolls UFOs Over Phoenix Behind Bigfoot Turth, the Ark Shark Men Atlantis NGEO X-Ray Earth Penguins Sponge.

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“Hugh Hefner: Playboy” SHOW “Spinning Into Butter” “Relative Strangers” (2006) ‘PG-13’ › “Spin” (2007) Michael Biehn. ‘R’ Gilmore Girls ’ Å Gilmore Girls ’ Å One Tree Hill ’ Å One Tree Hill ’ Å One Tree Hill ’ Å One Tree Hill “Pilot” General...

SOAP Beverly Hills, 90210 ’ Beverly Hills, 90210 ’ Gilmore Girls ’ Å AMA Pro Racing AMA Pro Racing Continental Tire Sports Car Challenge Late Model Dirt Series Auto Rac’g Formula One Racing Spanish Grand Prix.

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Trucks! ’ MuscleCar Jail Å Jail Å Jail Å Jail Å Jail Å Jail Å Jail Å Jail Å Jail Å Jail Å Jail Å Jail Å Jail Å SPIKE Auction ●FIGHTZONE Presents ●Spotlight Lacrosse Brawl Call Brawl Call ●FIGHTZONE Presents Brawl Call XTERRA SPSO Paid Prog. Fast Meals Basketball XTERRA ●FIGHTZONE Presents ›› “The Midnight Meat Train” (2008) Å ›› “Reign of Fire” (2002) Christian Bale. ›› “Silent Hill” (2006) Radha Mitchell, Laurie Holden. Å Devils SYFY Twi. Zone “Children of the Corn” (2009, Horror) Å Redempt Love In Touch PowerPnt Is Written B. Conley From His King Is J. Franklin John Hagee Today Rod P. Dickow Jakes J. Meyer Leading TBN K. Hagin Ed Young Miracle MLB Baseball New York Mets at New York Yankees. (Live) Å ››› “My Big Fat Greek Wedding” (2002) ›› “Monster-in-Law” (2005) Å TBS Runaway ›› “You’ve Got Mail” (1998) Tom Hanks, Meg Ryan. Å ››› “Good News” ›› “Stage Fright” (1950, Suspense) Jane Wyman, ››› “A Face in the Crowd” (1957, Drama) Andy ››› “Guys and Dolls” (1955, Musical Comedy) Marlon Brando, Jean Sim- ››› “Sunday in New York” (1963) TCM (1947) June Allyson.

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FOX6 News at 9:00 PM FOX6 News at 9:30 PM FOX6 News at 10:00 PM Nature “Bears of the Last Frontier: Arctic Wanderers” Secrets of the Dead “The World’s Biggest Bomb” Race Masterpiece Mystery! “Poirot X: Murder on the Orient Express” A murder takes Polar bears wait to hunt. (N) Å (DVS) to build the world’s largest bomb. (N) ’ Å place on a famous train. ’ Å (DVS) Minute to Win It “Million Dollar Redemption Part 1” A The Celebrity Apprentice “7Up Finale Part 2: Sweet Victory” (Season Finale) Donald Trump announces the NBC 13 News (N) Å woman from Detroit competes. (N) Å winner. (N) ’ (Live) (Part 2 of 2) Å ›› “Die Another Day” (2002, Action) Pierce Brosnan, Halle Berry. James Bond and an American spy track a North Korean villain.

The King of Queens ’ The Andy Griffith Show Rick & Bubba Å Rick & Bubba Å 1st Baptist Church Saks Music & Spoken Word The 2011 Billboard Music Awards Popular artists are recognized. (N) ’ (Live) Å ABC 33/40 News at 10PM (N) 60 Minutes (N) ’ Å “Jesse Stone: Innocents Lost” (2011, Crime Drama) Tom Selleck, Kathy Baker, Kohl Sudduth. Premiere. A Inside Sports ’ lawman investigates the death of a teenage girl. ’ Å ›› “Waterworld” (1995, Science Fiction) Kevin Costner, Dennis Hopper, Jeanne Tripplehorn. A loner navigates a future world. ’ ››› “Gone Baby Gone” (2007, Mystery) Casey Affleck. Two investigators search for a kidnapped girl.

Meet the Browns Meet the Browns Fresh Prince of Bel-Air

10:30 Law Call David Suchet on the Orient Express Tail Fins and Chrome The Andy Griffith Show Gospel Truth Lighthouse The Zone Criminal Minds “The Performer” ’ Å

›› Caddyshack (1980) The Unit “200th Hour” Paid Program ENTERTAINMENT Local Programming Action News Nightbeat ●Sports Zone Sunday Criminal Minds Border-crossing serial killer. Å Breakout Kings Escape involves a tractor-trailer. (N) Breakout Kings Escape involves a tractor-trailer.

A&E Criminal Minds “Normal” Criminal Minds Border-crossing serial killer. Å ›› “U.S. Marshals” (1998, Crime Drama) Tommy Lee Jones, Wesley Snipes, Robert Downey Jr. Sam Gerard gets caught up in another The Killing “Undertow” The police make a shocking re- The Killing “Undertow” The police make a shocking reAMC fugitive case. Å alization. (N) ’ Å alization. ’ Å River Monsters Jeremy Wade investigates a death.

River Monsters: The Most Bizarre ’ Å River Monsters Jeremy Wade travels to Japan. (N) River Monsters: The Most Bizarre ’ Å ANPL Wild Kingdom (N) ’ ››› “Blade Runner” (1982) Harrison Ford, Rutger Hauer. In 2019 a detective hunts down deadly runaway androids. Å ››› “Blade Runner” (1982) Harrison Ford, Rutger Hauer. Å BBC Top Gear Å ›› “Soul Men” (2008, Comedy) Samuel L. Jackson, Bernie Mac. Estranged singers reunite for a tribute concert. Å The Family Crews Å The Family Crews Å BET ›› “Mr. 3000” (2004, Comedy) Bernie Mac. Å I Survived Å I Survived Abducted and tortured; trapped. Å I Survived Left to die; freezing to death. (N) Å I Survived Left to die; freezing to death. Å I Survived...Beyond & Back “Chuck, Mike, Julie” BIO The Real Housewives of Orange County Å The Real Housewives of Orange County Å The Real Housewives of Orange County (N) Å What Happens Housewives/OC BRAVO Housewives/NJ “The Dukes of Hazzard: Reunion!” (1997, Comedy) John Schneider, Tom Wopat, Catherine Bach. ’ Dukes of Hazzard CMTV ››› “Pure Country” (1992) George Strait. A country singer struggles with the burden of stardom. ’ ›› “Employee of the Month” (2006, Comedy) Dane Cook, Jessica Simpson. Two store clerks vie for a coveted award. Å Tosh.0 Å South Park “T.M.I.” Workaholics Å COMEDY › Fired Up (2009) Å When Animals Bite Back (N) ’ Å Hogs Gone Wild A Hawaii style hog drive. (N) Å Tornado Rampage 2011 (N) ’ Å When Animals Bite Back ’ Å DISC American Chopper Phineas and Ferb Å “Sharpay’s Fabulous Adventure” (2011, Comedy-Drama) Ashley Tisdale, Austin Butler, Bradley Steven Perry. A.N.T. Farm It’s Chyna’s Good Luck Charlie “Meet Good Luck Charlie Good Luck Charlie “The DISN Sharpay and her dog go to New York City. ‘G’ first day of high school. the Parents” “Gabe’s 12-1/2 Birthday” Break Up” Khloe and Lamar Khloe and Lamar Khloe and Lamar Khloe and Lamar Khloe and Lamar Khloe and Lamar (N) The Dance Scene (N) The Soup Chelsea Lately E! ●MLB Baseball Chicago Cubs at Boston Red Sox. From Fenway Park in Boston. (Subject to Blackout) (Live) ●SportsCenter (Live) Å ESPN ●Baseball Tonight Å 2010 World Series of Poker Å 2010 World Series of Poker Å ESPN2 ●NHRA Drag Racing Summer Nationals. From Topeka, Kan. (N Same-day Tape) Å ››› “Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix” (2007, Fantasy) Daniel Radcliffe, Rupert Grint. Harry prepares a group of students to fight Voldemort.

FAM ››› “Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire” (2005, Fantasy) Daniel Radcliffe.

Challenge “Wild West Chocolate” (N) Best in Smoke “Vendor Wars” (N) Iron Chef America “Copper vs. The Nica Winner” Cupcake Wars Ice House comedy club.

FOOD Best in Smoke ●Ball Up Streetball ●Baseball’s Golden Age ●The Final Score (N) World Poker Tour: Season 9 FOXSS World Poker Tour: Sea World Poker Tour: Season 9 (Taped) ›› Mr. & Mrs. Smith ››› “Wanted” (2008, Action) James McAvoy, Morgan Freeman. An office drone becomes part of a secret society of assassins. ››› “Wanted” (2008, Action) James McAvoy, Morgan Freeman.

FX ››› “Die Hard 2” (1990, Action) Bruce Willis. Police hero spots military terrorists at D.C. airport. Å ››› “Brubaker” (1980) Robert Redford. A reform-minded prison warden uncovers vast corruption.

FXM Culpepper Cattle Co. Drew Carey Baggage Å Love Triangle Å The Newlywed Game Love Triangle Å Baggage Å Drew Carey Drew Carey GSN Power of 10 ’ Å ›› “Hachi: A Dog’s Tale” (2009, Drama) Richard Gere, Joan Allen. A college pro- ››› “Under the Tuscan Sun” (2003, Romance) Diane Lane, Sandra Oh, Lindsay Duncan. A woman moves Frasier Brother’s dislike Frasier Frasier seeks a HALL fessor forms a lasting bond with a dog that he finds. Å to Italy and befriends a married man. Å dad’s friend. ’ Å former scapegoat. Å True Blood Russell plots his next move. ’ Å Game of Thrones Ned sits for the king. (N) Å Treme “Slip Away” Davis discovers new talent. (N) Game of Thrones Ned sits for the king. ’ Å HBO Ghosts-Girlfrnd Holmes on Homes Bathroom renovation. Å Holmes Inspection Dazzled by a renovated kitchen. House Hunters Å Hunters Int’l Income Property Å Income Property Å H&G House Hunters Å American Pickers “The Swamp People “Deadly Skies” A severe storm apSwamp People “Rising Sons” Liz returns; Bruce has Inspector America “Abandoned” (Season Finale) Jobsite “Concrete Countdown” Pouring concrete for a HIST Possum Trot” Å proaches. Å his hands full. Å Abandoned neighborhoods in Detroit. (N) Å skyscraper. Å Army Wives “Drop Zone” (N) Å Coming Home A husband surprises his wife. (N) Army Wives “Drop Zone” Å LIFE “Abandoned” (2010, Suspense) Brittany Murphy, Dean Cain. Å ›› “Charlie St. Cloud” (2010) Zac Efron. A tragedy shatters the dreams of a college-bound youth. Å ›› “The Transporter” (2002, Action) Jason Statham. ’ ‘PG-13’ Å Lingerie: Nighty Night MAX › Repo Men (2010) ‘R’ 20th Century Battlefields “1942 Stalingrad” Å 20th Century Battlefields “1942 Midway” ’ Å 20th Century Battlefields “1991 Gulf” ’ 20th Century Battlefields “1942 Stalingrad” Å MILIT Story of U-Boat 505 America’s Best Dance Crew › “Scary Movie 2” (2001, Comedy) Shawn Wayans, Marlon Wayans, Anna Faris. ’ Hard Times of RJ Berger Fantasy Factory MTV America’s Best Dance When Aliens Attack Fighting back in case of an attack. (N) Area 51 Declassified (N) When Aliens Attack NGEO Finding Atlantis My Wife and Kids Å My Wife and Kids Å Everybody Hates Chris Everybody Hates Chris George Lopez ’ Å George Lopez ’ Å The Nanny ’ Å The Nanny ’ Å NICK iCarly ’ Å How the Universe Works The evolution of galaxies.

Firefly The body of a dead smuggler turns up. ’ Firefly The crew strives to protect a bordello. Å How the Universe Works The evolution of galaxies.

SCIENCE How It’s Made ’ Å The Borgias Invaders capture pregnant Lucrezia. ’ Nurse Jackie (iTV) Å United States of Tara ’ The Borgias Lucrezia gives birth in a convent. Å The Borgias (iTV) Lucrezia gives birth in a convent.

SHOW Hugh Hefner: Playboy General Hospital Brenda talks to Suzanne. ’ Å General Hospital Ethan learns Kristina takes drugs. General Hospital Jax and Carly fight about Josslyn. General Hospital Lisa traps Robin in the basement.

SOAP General Hospital Å ●My Classic Car (N) Car Crazy “Retromobile” ●SPEED Center SPEED ●SPEED Center (N) (Live) ●NASCAR Victory Lane Inside the Headsets (N) ●Wind Tunnel With Dave Despain (N) (Live) Coal Someone is stealing from the mine. (N) ’ ›› “Shoot ’Em Up” (2007) Clive Owen. A mysterious gunman must protect a newborn from assassins. ››› “Bad Boys” (1995) Martin Lawrence. ’ SPIKE Jail ’ Å ●In My Own Words ●Spotlight ●College Baseball Kentucky at Florida.

John Cohen Show SPSO ●Women’s College Lacrosse ACC Tournament -- Maryland vs. North Carolina. Final from Cary, N.C. ››› “Interview With the Vampire” (1994, Horror) Tom Cruise, Brad Pitt, Antonio Banderas. Å SYFY ›› “The Devil’s Advocate” (1997, Suspense) Keanu Reeves, Al Pacino. An attorney goes to work at a law firm run by Satan.

Joel Osteen Å Taking Authority Å Kenneth Copeland Å Changing Your World ››› “The Story of Jacob and Joseph” (1974, Drama) Keith Michell, Tony Lo Bianco.

TBN Jack Hayford Å ›› “Confessions of a Shopaholic” (2009, Comedy) Isla Fisher, Hugh Dancy, Krysten Ritter. ›› “Confessions of a Shopaholic” (2009, Comedy) Isla Fisher, Hugh Dancy, Krysten Ritter.

TBS ›› Monster-in-Law ››› “Sunday in New ››› “My Brilliant Career” (1979, Drama) Judy Davis, Sam Neill, Wendy Hughes. A young woman resists ›› “Little Women” (1949, Drama) June Allyson, Peter Lawford, Elizabeth Taylor. The March sisters experience TCM York” (1963) Å marriage for a writing career. life during the Civil War. Å (DVS) Sister Wives “Gambling on the Future” (N) ’ Å Strange Sex (N) ’ Å Strange Sex ’ Å Sister Wives “Gambling on the Future” ’ Å TLC 48 Hours: Hard Evidence 48 Hours: Hard Evidence ’ Å ●NBA Pregame (N) (Live) ●NBA Basketball Chicago Bulls at Miami Heat. Eastern Conference Final, Game 3. From the AmericanAirlines Arena in Miami. (N) (Live) ●Inside the NBA (N) (Live) Å ››› “Air Force One” TNT (1997) Harrison Ford. Å Å World of Gumball The Looney Tunes Show God, the Devil and Bob King of the Hill ’ Å King of the Hill ’ Å Family Guy ’ Å Family Guy ’ Å Robot Chicken TOON Adventure Time M*A*S*H Å M*A*S*H Å M*A*S*H Å M*A*S*H “Sticky Wicket” Everybody-Raymond Everybody-Raymond Everybody-Raymond Everybody-Raymond TVLND All in the Family Law & Order: Special Victims Unit “Hothouse” ’ Law & Order: Criminal Intent (N) ’ Å In Plain Sight A pageant queen’s life. (N) Å Burn Notice A terrorist plans to detonate a bomb.

USA Law & Order: SVU Mob Wives Renee tries to help Karen and Drita. (N) Audrina (N) ’ Saddle Ranch (N) ’ Mob Wives Renee tries to help Karen and Drita. ’ Saddle Ranch ’ Audrina ’ VH1 Jersey Shore ’ Å CABLE NEWS Biography on CNBC Heinz builds business giant.

Nuclear Meltdown 60 Minutes on CNBC “Gambling’s Aces” CNBC Wall Street Journal Rpt. The Oprah Effect CNN Presents The life of Mel Gibson. (N) Å Piers Morgan Tonight Newsroom CNN Presents The life of Mel Gibson. Å CNN Dr. S Gupta Q&A Internat’l Programming American Politics Q&A CSPAN American Politics Book TV Book TV: After Words Book TV Book TV CSPAN2 Book TV Huckabee (N) Freedom Watch With Judge Napolitano (N) Stossel Huckabee FNC FOX Report (N) Caught on Camera “Dash Cam Diaries” Sex Slaves: UK Sex trade in Europe has ties to UK. (N) Å Predator Raw: The Unseen Tapes MSNBC Caught on Camera

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CMTV Music Movie Comedy Daily Show Colbert Movie RENO 911! Futurama South Park Tosh.0 Scrubs Scrubs Daily Show COMEDY Colbert Deadliest Catch American Chopper American Chopper American Chopper American Chopper Dirty Jobs Cash Cab Cash Cab Cash Cab Varied DISC Varied Programs Chugging Mickey Mickey Mickey Little Little Little Varied Programs Suite/Deck DISN Babar Varied Programs E! News Varied Programs E! News E! ●SportsCenter ●SportsCenter ●SportsCenter ●SportsCenter ●NFL Live Jim Rome Around ●SportsCenter Lines Football Pardon ESPN ●SportsCenter ●2011 French Open Tennis Varied Programs Pardon Varied ESPN2 ●ESPN First Take Full House Full House Still Stnd Still Stand 8 Rules 8 Rules My Wife My Wife ’70s Show ’70s Show ’70s Show ’70s Show Gilmore Girls Still Stnd Varied Programs FAM 700 Club Telethon Boy Grill Home Cooking Paula Cooking Contessa Contessa 30-Minute 30-Minute Guy’s, Bite Secrets Cooking Giada Contessa Ingred. Fix Paula 30-Minute Iron Chef FOOD Lee ●The Dan Patrick Show Baseball Varied Programs Varied Programs Baseball FOXSS ●The Dan Patrick Show ●College Baseball Movie Varied Programs Movie Varied Programs Bernie Bernie Varied Programs Two Men Two Men Two Men FX M ›› “Chad Hanna” Å ››› “The Lodger” (1944) Å ›› “The Iron Curtain” (1948) ›››› “Man on a Tightrope” (1953) Å ›› “No Way Out” (1950) Richard Widmark. Å ›› “Popeye Doyle” (1986) Å T ›› “Cluny Brown” (1946, Comedy) ››› “The Girl in the Red Velvet Swing” (1955) ››› “Anna and the King of Siam” (1946) Irene Dunne. Å ›› “Author! Author!” (1982) Al Pacino. Å ›› “11 Harrowhouse” (1974) Å ›› “Blue Denim” (1959, Drama) ››› “Deadfall” (1968) Michael Caine. Å ›› “Sandcastles” (1972) Å ››› “Only the Lonely” (1991) Å FXM W “A Man Called Peter” ››› “People Will Talk” (1951) Cary Grant. Å TH “Pickup on South Street” ››› “I Wake Up Screaming” Å ›››› “A Hatful of Rain” (1957) Don Murray ››› “Niagara” (1953) Å ››› “The Kremlin Letter” (1970) Å ›› “The Nickel Ride” (1975) Å F ››› “Heaven Can Wait” (1943) Gene Tierney. ›› “On the Riviera” (1951) Å ››› “Carmen Jones” (1954) Harry Belafonte ›› “At Long Last Love” (1975, Musical) Burt Reynolds. ››› “Let’s Make Love” (1960) Pyramid Match Gm. Match Gm. Lingo Lingo Deal or No Deal Catch 21 Chain Rctn Lingo Lingo Fam. Feud Fam. Feud Catch 21 1 vs. 100 Newlywed Newlywed Love GSN Sharks Food Martha’s Martha’s Martha Stewart Show Martha Stewart Show The Waltons The Waltons The Waltons Little House Little Hse. HALL Martha Stewart Show Hungry To Sell To Sell House Hunters Varied Programs Hunters H&G Varied Programs M Ancient Discoveries Ancient Discoveries Ancient Discoveries Modern Marvels Å Art of War Epic battles. Å Ancient Discoveries Ancient Discoveries Ancient Discoveries Marvels T How the Earth How the States How the States American Pickers Å How the Earth How the Earth How the Earth How the States How the States Pickers Top Shot Å Sniper: Deadliest Missions Å Top Shot Å Top Shot Å Top Shot Å Top Shot Å Sniper: Deadliest Missions Å HIST W Top Shot Å TH Swamp People Å Swamp People Å Dogfights Å Dogfights Å Bigfoot: The Definitive Guide Å Swamp People Å Swamp People Å Dogfights Å Dogfights F Modern Marvels Å Modern Marvels Å Modern Marvels Å Modern Marvels “Acid” Modern Marvels “Walt Disney World” Å Modern Marvels Å Modern Marvels Å Modern Marvels Å Marvels Chris How I Met How I Met Desperate Housewives Grey’s Anatomy Grey’s Anatomy Cold Case Files Cold Case Files Unsolved Mysteries Unsolved Mysteries Pawn LIFE Chris MILIT Varied Programs The Seven ’70s Show ’70s Show Disaster Varied MTV Varied Programs Dog Whisperer Troopers Troopers Varied Programs Border NGEO Varied Programs Umizoomi Dora...

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“Shadow on the Wall” T ››› “State Fair” Å ››› “Camelot” (1967, Musical) Richard Harris, Vanessa Redgrave. Å ›› “Lucky Me” (1954) Doris Day. ››› “Bye Bye Birdie” (1963) Dick Van Dyke. ›› “Tickle Me” (1965) Å ›› “Never Wave at a WAC” (1952) ››› “Auntie Mame” (1958, Comedy) Rosalind Russell. Å ››› “A Majority of One” (1961) Rosalind Russell.

TCM W “My Sister Eileen” (1942) ››› “Sister Kenny” (1946) Rosalind Russell.

TH ››› “Trouble Along the Way” (1953) ››› “Allegheny Uprising” (1939) ››› “The Wings of Eagles” (1957) Å (DVS) ›› “Big Jake” (1971) John Wayne. Å ››› “McLintock!” (1963) John Wayne. Å F ››› “Mogambo” (1953) Clark Gable. ›› “Blood Alley” (1955) John Wayne. ››› “Operation Crossbow” (1965, War) Å ››› “The Seventh Cross” (1944) Å ›› “Silver River” (1948) Errol Flynn.

Say Yes Say Yes Cake Boss Kitchen Baby Story Baby Story Multiples Baby’s What Not to Wear Say Yes Say Yes Varied Programs TLC Varied Programs Supernatural Las Vegas Las Vegas The Closer Cold Case Bones Bones Bones Bones TNT Supernatural Garfield Chowder Chowder Looney Tunes Jerry Varied Garfield Ed, Edd Ed, Edd Courage Courage Adventure MAD Varied Programs Johnny T Johnny T TOON Garfield Varied All-Family Sanford Gunsmoke Gunsmoke Bonanza Bonanza Bonanza Jeffersons Sanford Varied Sanford Sanford TVLND Jeannie House House House Varied Programs NCIS NCIS USA Varied Programs VH1 Morning Jump Start Varied Programs CABLE NEWS Strategy Money Power Lunch Street Signs Closing Bell Closing Bell-Bartiromo Fast Mny Varied Mad Money Report CNBC Squawk on the Street The Call Newsroom Newsroom Newsroom The Situation Room With Wolf Blitzer John King CNN Newsroom America Live Studio/Shepard Smith Your World W/ Cavuto Glenn Beck Special Report FOX Rep’t FNC America’s Newsroom Happening Now MSNBC Live MSNBC News Live Andrea Mitchell News Nation Martin Bashir Dylan Ratigan Hardball Matthews MSNBC Live Hardball MSNBC Jansing and Co.

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by Martin Luther King Jr. (N) Å scaled cliff in Italy to overtake Germans. ’ Å Access Hollywood Å Minute to Win It “Million Dollar Redemption Part 2” The Event “Arrival” (Season Finale) Leila struggles to Law & Order: LA ’ Å Alabama’s 13 News at The Tonight Show With ` WVTM Woman from Detroit continues to compete. (N) survive. (N) ’ Å 10:00pm (N) Å Jay Leno (N) ’ Å 90210 “Age of Inheritance” ’ Å Gossip Girl “Belles de Jour” Chuck arrives in Paris.

The King of Queens ’ How I Met Your Mother The Andy Griffith Show The Andy Griffith Show 5 WTTO Two and a Half Men ’ Cheers ’ Å Cheers ’ Å TV24 News at Nine Rick & Bubba Å 8 WJXS The Andy Griffith Show What a Deal Wheel of Fortune “Family Dancing With the Stars (N) ’ (Live) Å The Bachelorette (Season Premiere) Twenty-five eligible men arrive. (N) ’ Å ABC 33/40 News at 10PM Nightline (N) Å H WJSU Vacation” (N) Å (N) Entertainment Tonight (N) How I Met Your Mother How I Met Your Mother Two and a Half Men “That Mike & Molly “Mike Goes Clash of the Commercials: U.S.A. vs. the World CBS 42 News at 10 (N) Late Show With David J WIAT ’ Å “False Positive” ’ Å “Bad News” ’ Å Darn Priest” Å to the Opera” ’ Choosing favorite commercials. (N) ’ Å Letterman (N) ’ Å Without a Trace A woman takes Jack hostage. ’ Criminal Minds A serial killer targets police officers.

Criminal Minds Freeway killer targets luxury cars.

Criminal Minds A young woman is abducted. Å L WPXH Without a Trace Å Law & Order: Criminal Intent “The Unblinking Eye” The Simpsons ’ Å The Simpsons ’ Å House of Payne House of Payne ¥ WABM Seinfeld “The Big Salad” Law & Order: Criminal Intent “No Exit” ’ Å CABLE ENTERTAINMENT Local Programming Action News Nightbeat Local Programming ^ TV-2 Entertainment Tonight Criminal Minds “About Face” ’ Å Criminal Minds Search for a serial killer. ’ Å Criminal Minds A series of murders in rural Virginia. Criminal Minds The team hunts for a serial killer. ’ A&E The First 48 Å ››› “True Grit” (1969) ››› “Rio Bravo” (1959, Western) John Wayne, Dean Martin, Ricky Nelson. A powerful rancher seeks his brother’s release from prison. Å ››› “The Sons of Katie Elder” (1965, Western) AMC John Wayne. Å John Wayne, Dean Martin, Martha Hyer.

River Monsters: Unhooked “Rift Valley Killers” ’ River Monsters: Unhooked “Death Ray” ’ Å River Monsters: Unhooked “Electric Executioner” River Monsters: Unhooked “Rift Valley Killers” ’ ANPL River Monsters Top Gear Secondhand car. Å Top Gear The guys attempt to build motorhomes. Å James May’s Road Trip Top Gear Secondhand car. Å BBC Top Gear Å “Nora’s Hair Salon” (2004, Comedy) Jenifer Lewis, Tamala Jones. Stylists wield sass and scissors. Å BET 106 & Park: Top 10 Live ›› “Booty Call” (1997) Jamie Foxx. Two buddies hope to score during an eventful double date. Å Notorious Charles Ng. American Gangster Armored truck robbery. Å American Gangster “Lorenzo Fat Cat Nichols” American Gangster “Larry Davis” 1986 manhunt.

American Gangster “Kenneth Supreme McGriff” BIO The Real Housewives of New Jersey (N) The Real Housewives of New Jersey What Happens Housewives/NJ BRAVO The Real Housewives of New Jersey A family christening.

Extreme Makeover: Home Edition ’ Å ››› “The Parent Trap” (1998, Comedy) Lindsay Lohan, Dennis Quaid. Reunited twin girls try to get their parents back together. ’ Å CMTV Extreme Makeover It’s Always Sunny It’s Always Sunny It’s Always Sunny It’s Always Sunny Daily Show/Jon Stewart The Colbert Report Å COMEDY ›› “Employee of the Month” (2006) Dane Cook, Jessica Simpson. Å American Chopper: Senior vs. Junior ’ Å American Chopper: Senior vs. Junior (N) ’ Å Deadliest Catch Tribute to Captain Phil Harris. ’ American Chopper: Senior vs. Junior ’ Å DISC American Chopper The Suite Life on Deck “Sharpay’s Fabulous Adventure” (2011, Comedy-Drama) Ashley Tisdale, Austin Butler, Bradley Steven Perry. The Suite Life on Deck The Suite Life on Deck Good Luck Charlie “Ted- Good Luck Charlie CharDISN Marcus leaves the ship.

Sharpay and her dog go to New York City. ‘G’ Marcus leaves the ship. dy’s Little Helper” lie accidentally shoplifts.

E! News (N) Sex and the City Å Sex and the City Å › “Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo” (2005) Rob Schneider. A pimp uses Deuce as bait to find a killer.

Chelsea Lately (N) E! News E! ●NBA Countdown NBA pregame show. (Live) Å ●SportsCenter Å NBA Basketball Dallas Mavericks at Oklahoma City Thunder. (Subject to Blackout) (Live) Å ESPN ●SportsCenter Å ●Baseball Tonight (N) (Live) Å ●SportsCenter (N) Å SportsNation Å ESPN2 ●MLB Baseball Boston Red Sox at Cleveland Indians. From Progressive Field in Cleveland. (N Subject to Blackout) (Live) Å The Secret Life of the American Teenager (N) Make It or Break It “What Lies Beneath; Worlds Apart” (Series Finale) Confidences are betrayed. (N) The 700 Club Å FAM Secret-Teen Unwrapped Kid in a Candy Store (N) Diners, Drive Diners, Drive Meat and Potatoes (N) Best Thing Ate Have Cake Will Travel Good Eats FOOD Iron Chef America ●Table Tennis World Championships of Ping Pong. ●The Final Score (N) ●Baseball’s Golden Age ●The Final Score (N) FOXSS World Poker Tour: Sea ●Tennis Outback Champions Series - Cayman. Courier vs. Pernfors. (Taped) Two and a Half Men ’ ››› “Forgetting Sarah Marshall” (2008, Romance-Comedy) Jason Segel, Kristen Bell. A musician encounters his ex and her new lover in Hawaii. ››› “Forgetting Sarah Marshall” (2008) FX ››› “Pickup on South Street” (1953) Richard Widmark, Jean Peters. Å ››› “Pickup on South Street” (1953) Richard Widmark, Jean Peters. Å ›› “Zardoz” (1974) Sean Connery. Å FXM ›› Popeye Doyle Å Drew Carey The Newlywed Game Love Triangle Å The Newlywed Game Family Feud Å Family Feud ’ Å Drew Carey The Newlywed Game GSN Baggage Å Little House on the Little House on the Prairie “Going Home” After a tor- Frasier Frasier faces a ro- Frasier Daphne envisions Frasier Romantic entan- Frasier Romantic entan- The Golden Girls “Little The Golden Girls Helping HALL Prairie “Soldier’s Return” nado, Charles decides to sell the farm and move. mantic dilemma. Å future spouse. ’ Å glements. Å glements. Å Sister” ’ Å nursing home escapee.

“Too Big to Fail” (2011, Docudrama) William Hurt. Premiere. ’ Å Too Big to Fail: Opening Boxing HBO Fantastic Mr. Fox (2009) Real Time With Bill Maher ’ Å Property Virgins (N) ’ Property Virgins Å House Hunters Å Hunters Int’l House Hunters Å Hunters Int’l My First Place Å My First Place Å H&G House Hunters Å Modern Marvels Inside Pawn Stars Lindbergh Pawn Stars “Chumdog Mil- American Pickers “The Emu Chase” Mike and Frank Pawn Stars “Luck of the Pawn Stars Competition How the States Got Their Shapes “Force of Nature” HIST rope & chain factories. case file; musketoon. lionaire” Å get chased by an emu. Å Draw” Å dragster racecar. Å Geological event’s impact on the map. Å “The 19th Wife” (2010) Chyler Leigh. The wife of a murdered polygamist becomes the prime suspect.

Vanished With Beth Holloway “Amy Bradley” (N) How I Met Your Mother How I Met Your Mother LIFE Too Late-Say ›› “Malibu’s Most Wanted” (2003) Jamie Kennedy. ’ ‘PG-13’ Å ›› “Charlie St. Cloud” (2010, Drama) Zac Efron. ’ ‘PG-13’ Å Lady Chatterly MAX ››› “George A. Romero’s Diary of the Dead” World at War “Morning” ’ Å World at War MacArthur and Nimitz advance. Å World War II in Color “Red Sun Rampant” ’ Å MILIT World War II in Color ’ World War II in Color “Red Sun Rampant” ’ Å True Life ’ True Life ’ Hard Times of RJ Berger Fantasy Factory Hard Times of RJ Berger Fantasy Factory MTV Fantasy Factory Inside Polygamy: Life in Bountiful Taboo “Hoarders” When “stuff” controls its owner.

Taboo “Prison Love” The forbidden love. (N) Inside Polygamy: Life in Bountiful NGEO Border Wars My Wife and Kids Å Everybody Hates Chris Everybody Hates Chris George Lopez ’ Å George Lopez ’ Å The Nanny ’ Å The Nanny ’ Å NICK SpongeBob SquarePants My Wife and Kids Å Factory Made ’ Å Factory Made ’ Å Factory Made ’ Å Factory Made ’ Å Factory Made ’ Å Factory Made ’ Å Factory Made ’ Å Factory Made ’ Å SCIENCE Factory Made ’ Å The Big C (iTV) ’ Å The Borgias (iTV) Lucrezia gives birth in a convent.

Nurse Jackie (iTV) (N) ’ United States of Tara ’ Nurse Jackie (iTV) Å United States of Tara ’ SHOW I Do & I Don’t (2007) ‘R’ Weeds (iTV) ’ Å All My Children ’ Å One Life to Live ’ Å General Hospital ’ Å Days of our Lives ’ Å SOAP Young & Restless Hall of Fame Recap (N) ●NASCAR Race Hub SPEED ●NASCAR Race Hub (N) ●NASCAR Hall of Fame Lee Petty, Bud Moore, Ned Jarrett, David Pearson and Bobby Allison. (N) (Live) Auction Hunters ’ Auction Hunters ’ Auction Hunters ’ Auction Hunters ’ Auction Hunters ’ Auction Hunters ’ CSI: Crime Scene Investigation ’ Å (DVS) SPIKE Auction Hunters ’ ●In My Own Words ●At Home ●In My Own Words ●Spotlight Future Phenoms College Lacrosse SPSO ●Spotlight Sanctuary Magnus’s role in D-Day is revealed. (N) Star Trek: The Next Generation “The Enemy” Å SYFY ››› “Interview With the Vampire” (1994) Tom Cruise, Brad Pitt. A vampire recalls the tragic events of his 200-year life. Å Behind the Scenes Å Mark Chironna Å Jentezen Franklin Å Jesse Duplantis Å Praise the Lord Å TBN The Potter’s Touch Family Guy ’ Å Family Guy ’ Å Family Guy ’ Å Family Guy ’ Å Family Guy ’ Å Conan (N) TBS The King of Queens ’ Family Guy ’ Å ››› “Shadow on the ›› “On Moonlight Bay” (1951, Romance-Comedy) Doris Day, Gordon MacRae, ›› “Three Sailors and a Girl” (1953, Musical Comedy) Jane Powell, Gordon MacRae, Gene Nelson. Three ›› “Starlift” (1951, MusiTCM Wall” (1950, Mystery) Jack Smith. A new neighbor sparks the interest of an Indiana tomboy. sailors sponsor a show with their back pay. cal) Doris Day. Extreme Couponing ’ Extreme Couponing ’ Fabulous Cakes A surf scene cake; tiki statues. (N) Quints by Surprise (N) Quints by Surprise (N) Extreme Couponing ’ Extreme Couponing ’ TLC Fabulous Cakes Å Law & Order Detectives Law & Order “Just a Girl in the World” Murder and at- Law & Order “Floater” A body is found in the river. ’ The Closer “Last Woman Standing” Brenda prepares Rizzoli & Isles “Boston Strangler Redux” Jane clashes TNT uncover a perverted cult. tack appear to be linked. ’ Å (DVS) Å (DVS) for an interview. Å with her new boss. Å Adventure Time MAD King of the Hill ’ Å King of the Hill ’ Å American Dad ’ Å American Dad ’ Å Family Guy ’ Å Family Guy ’ Å TOON World of Gumball ›››› “When Harry Met Sally” (1989, Romance-Comedy) Billy Crystal, Meg Ryan, Carrie Fisher.

The Nanny ’ Å The Nanny ’ Å The Nanny ’ Å The Nanny ’ Å TVLND All in the Family ●WWE Monday Night RAW (N) ’ (Live) Å WWE Tough Enough (N) ’ Å WWE Tough Enough ’ Å USA NCIS ’ Å Behind the Music “50 Cent” ’ Å ›› “Barbershop” (2002, Comedy) Ice Cube. ’ VH1 Greatest Hip Hop Songs 100 Greatest Hip Hop Songs “Hour 5” Songs 20-1. 50 Cent: The Origin of Me (N) ’ CABLE NEWS One Nation, Overweight Biography on CNBC “Richard Branson” Mad Money CNBC The Kudlow Report (N) Big Mac: Inside the McDonald’s Empire In the Arena (N) Piers Morgan Tonight (N) Anderson Cooper 360 (N) Å CNN John King, USA (N) Tonight From Washington Capital News Today CSPAN House of Rep. The Communicators Tonight From Washington Capital News Today CSPAN2 U.S. Senate Coverage The O’Reilly Factor (N) Å Hannity (N) On the Record With Greta Van Susteren (N) Å The O’Reilly Factor Å FNC FOX Report The Rachel Maddow Show (N) The Ed Show (N) The Last Word With Lawrence O’Donnell MSNBC Hardball Chris Matthews The Last Word With Lawrence O’Donnell (N)

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Glee New Directions competes at Nationals. Å & WBRC Inside Edition (N) Å PBS NewsHour (N) ’ Å Craft in America “Messages” Charles Carillo; Thomas A Ride Along the Lincoln Highway Highway. ’ Å _ WCIQ Mann. (N) ’ Å Access Hollywood Å The Biggest Loser (Season Finale) The winner is revealed. (N) ’ (Live) Å ` WVTM

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FOX6 News at 10:00 PM TMZ (N) ’ Å Doing Virtuous Business Basic virtues in business. ’ Å Alabama’s 13 News at The Tonight Show With 10:00pm (N) Å Jay Leno (N) ’ Å One Tree Hill Haley makes a discovery. ’ Å The Andy Griffith Show The Andy Griffith Show 5 WTTO Two and a Half Men ’ Cardinal Corner Most Wanted Rick & Bubba Å 8 WJXS ●JSU Athletics Wheel of Fortune “Family Dancing With the Stars ’ Å ABC 33/40 News at 10PM Nightline (N) Å H WJSU Vacation” (N) Å (N) Entertainment Tonight (N) NCIS “Defiance” A suicide bomber kills a Marine. ’ Å NCIS: Los Angeles “Bounty” A retired Army sergeant NCIS “Kill Screen” A stolen purse with gruesome con- CBS 42 News at 10 (N) Late Show With David J WIAT ’ Å is murdered. ’ Å tents. ’ Å Letterman (N) ’ Å Without a Trace A competitive eater disappears. ’ Criminal Minds Suspect who embalms his victims.

Men of a Certain Age Owen regrets hiring Terry.

Men of a Certain Age “Same as the Old Boss” ’ L WPXH Without a Trace Å Are You Smarter?

Are You Smarter?

Don’t Forget the Lyrics! Don’t Forget the Lyrics! The Simpsons ’ Å The Simpsons ’ Å House of Payne House of Payne ¥ WABM Seinfeld ’ Å CABLE ENTERTAINMENT Local Programming Action News Nightbeat Local Programming ^ TV-2 Entertainment Tonight The First 48 A 24-year-old man is shot in the street.

The First 48 The creator of a dance is killed. Å The First 48 A teenager is shot to death. Å The First 48 Å A&E The First 48 Å ›› “Batman Returns” ››› “Rocky II” (1979, Drama) Sylvester Stallone, Talia Shire, Burgess Meredith. Underdog Philly fighter gets another shot at heavyweight ››› “Rocky III” (1982, Drama) Sylvester Stallone, Mr. T, Talia Shire. A merciless AMC (1992) Michael Keaton. champ. Å contender forces Rocky into a title match. Å River Monsters: Unhooked “Amazon Assassins” River Monsters: Unhooked “Alaskan Horror” Å River Monsters: Unhooked “Flesh Ripper” (N) Å River Monsters: Unhooked “Amazon Assassins” ANPL River Monsters Star Trek: The Next Generation “Devil’s Due” Å Kitchen Nightmares “Sushi Ko” ’ Å Kitchen Nightmares “Mama Rita’s” ’ Å Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares “The Priory” Å BBC Top Gear Å Toya: A Family Affair (N) Toya: A Family Affair The Mo’Nique Show (N) Å BET 106 & Park: Top 10 Live ›› “Not Easily Broken” (2009, Drama) Morris Chestnut, Taraji P. Henson, Maeve Quinlan. Å Notorious “Hired Guns” Mobsters “Whitey Bulger” Å Mobsters Heroin kingpin Frank Lucas. Å Mobsters Santo Trafficante Sr. and his son. Å American Gangster “Rayful Edmond III” Å BIO The Real Housewives of Orange County Å The Real Housewives of Orange County Å Pregnant in Heels “Daddy Boot Camp” Pregnant in Heels “Daddy Boot Camp” BRAVO Housewives/OC Extreme Makeover: Home Edition ’ Å ›› “Police Academy” (1984, Comedy) Steve Guttenberg, Kim Cattrall, Michael Winslow. ’ Å Country Fried Videos CMT Music ’ CMTV Extreme Makeover Wyatt Cenac: Comedy Person ’ Å Tosh.0 Å Tosh.0 Å Tosh.0 (N) Å Sports Show With Norm Daily Show/Jon Stewart The Colbert Report Å COMEDY The Colbert Report Å Deadliest Catch “Exit Wounds” ’ Å Deadliest Catch “Thick as Thieves” (N) ’ Å Dual Survival “Out of Africa” (N) ’ Å Deadliest Catch “Exit Wounds” ’ Å DISC Deadliest Catch ’ Å The Suite Life on Deck ›› “Tinker Bell and the Lost Treasure” (2009, Fantasy) Voices of Mae Whitman. The Suite Life on Deck The Suite Life on Deck The Suite Life on Deck Good Luck Charlie “Kwik- Good Luck Charlie “Boys DISN “My Oh Maya” Animated. Tinker Bell journeys to the far north to see Terence. ‘G’ “The Silent Treatment” “Computer Date” “My Oh Maya” ki Chick” Meet Girls” E! News (N) Sex and the City Å Sex and the City Å Khloe and Lamar Khloe and Lamar Khloe and Lamar Khloe and Lamar Chelsea Lately (N) E! News E! ●Year of the Quarterback ●Baseball Tonight (N) (Live) Å ●SportsCenter (N) (Live) Å Year of the Quarterback ESPN ●SportsCenter (N) Å ●College Football Live (N) ●College Tennis NCAA Team Championship. From Stanford, Calif. Å 30 for 30 ESPN2 ●NFL Live (N) Å America’s Funniest Home Videos ’ Å America’s Funniest Home Videos ’ Å The 700 Club Å FAM Funniest Home Videos America’s Funniest Home Videos ’ Å Cupcake Wars Four bakers go head to head.

Chopped “Turbot Power” Chopped Duck hearts in the second round. (N) Challenge “Wild West Chocolate” FOOD Iron Chef America ●Baseball’s Golden Age ●The Final Score (N) ●Amazing Sports Stories ●The Final Score (N) FOXSS ●College Baseball Clemson at Florida State.

Two and a Half Men ’ ››› “Kung Fu Panda” (2008, Comedy) Voices of Jack Black, Angelina Jolie, Jackie Chan. ››› “Kung Fu Panda” (2008, Comedy) Voices of Jack Black, Angelina Jolie, Jackie Chan.

FX ›› “The Chase” (1994) Charlie Sheen. An escaped con and his obliging hostage head for Mexico. Å ›› “11 Harrowhouse” (1974) Charles Grodin. A businessman and a socialite perpetrate a jewel heist.

FXM ›› 11 Harrowhouse Drew Carey The Newlywed Game Love Triangle Å The Newlywed Game Family Feud Å Family Feud ’ Å Drew Carey The Newlywed Game GSN Baggage Å Little House on the Little House on the Prairie “The Race” The Olesons Frasier Frasier has a new Frasier “Father of the Frasier An on-air prank Frasier Frasier and Niles The Golden Girls “We’re The Golden Girls “We’re HALL Prairie “I’ll Ride the Wind” purchase an expensive racehorse for Nellie. girlfriend. ’ Å Bride” ’ Å targets Frasier. ’ Å vie as art critics. Å Outta Here” Å Outta Here” Å REAL Sports With Bryant Gumbel ’ Å ››› “Get Him to the Greek” (2010, Comedy) Jonah Hill, Russell Brand, Elisabeth Moss. ’ ‘R’ Å Game of Thrones Ned sits for the king. ’ Å HBO Night-Smithsonian My First Place Å My First Place Å Property Virgins Å Property Virgins Å House Hunters Å Hunters Int’l Property Virgins Å Property Virgins Å H&G House Hunters Å American Pickers “Pint- Only in America With Larry the Cable Guy Gator-in- Only in America With Larry the Cable Guy “Larry How the States Got Their Shapes “State of Rebellion” How the Earth Was Made “Great Lakes” Great Lakes.

HIST Sized Picker” Å fested swamp; undercover clown. Å Gits a Gator” Larry tracks down rogue alligators.

The most rebellious states take shape. (N) Å American Pickers The guys visit a serious collector. How I Met Your Mother How I Met Your Mother How I Met Your Mother How I Met Your Mother LIFE Pawn Stars “Pezzed Off” American Pickers “Hobo Jack” Å ›› “Predators” (2010) Adrien Brody. Fearsome aliens hunt a band of human fighters. ’ ‘R’ Å ›› “Cradle 2 the Grave” (2003, Action) Jet Li, DMX. ’ ‘R’ Å Femme Fatales ’ Å MAX ››› State of Play ’ Surviving the Cut “Special Forces Diver” ’ Å Surviving the Cut Marines are pushed. ’ Å Surviving the Cut High-stress missions. ’ Å Surviving the Cut “Special Forces Diver” ’ Å MILIT Greatest Tank Battles 16 and Pregnant A girl disappoints her family. Å 16 and Pregnant “Cleondra” Cleondra must decide.

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By Caryn Rousseau

Beyonce sang her song “Run the World (Girls)” backed by dozens of dancers. Rascal Flatts CHICAGO — Oprah Winfrey performed too. wiped away tears as celebrity after “Oprah Winfrey, because of celebrity surprised her during a you women everywhere have farewell double-episode taping of graduated to a new level of The Oprah Winfrey Show that will understanding of who we are, of precede her finale. what we are and most of all who “Thank you is not enough, we can be,” Beyonce said. but thank you,” Winfrey told the The stadium was decorated crowd of 13,000 gathered at Chiwith pictures of Winfrey at semicago’s United Center on Tuesday nal moments over the course of night for “Surprise Oprah! A Fareher talk show. Boxes of tissues well Spectacular.” “For your love were on scattered seats throughand your support, thank you.” out the audience.

The crowd gave Winfrey a Harpo Productions received standing ovation when she first more than 154,000 ticket requests walked on the stage. Then the for seats to Tuesday’s event. Tickstars came out, with Winfrey’s ets were free and distributed to producers making good on their fans through a lottery. promise of the biggest celebrities Winfrey also received messagof movies, music and television. es from some less-famous admirAretha Franklin sang “Amazers. Female American soldiers ing Grace.” Tom Hanks acted as gave a taped message from Iraq host for the evening. Michael and three female fans from counJordan, who led the Chicago tries around the world came on Bulls to six NBA championships stage. The show was interspersed during the 1990s, told Winfrey with clips of Winfrey’s fans and Charles Rex Arbogast/Associated Press flashbacks of previous episodes. she inspires him. Tom Cruise, famous for his couch jumping on Maria Shriver appears with Oprah Winfrey during a star-studded double-taping of ‘Surprise Fans started lining up outside Winfrey’s show, was there. Jerry Oprah! A Farewell Spectacular,’ Tuesday, May 17, 2011, in Chicago. ‘The Oprah Winfrey Show’ hours before the taping started.

Seinfeld wore a tuxedo to give a Bessie Carroll, 70, of Chicago is ending its run May 25, after 25 years, and millions of her fans around the globe are waiting to comedy routine. And Madonna came to the show with her daughsee how she will close out a show that spawned a media empire. said she is among the millions ter. of people who are inspired by “I think we’ve gotten everyed.” Grammy winner John Leg“It really does amaze me that revealed her husband, Arnold Winfrey. thing we could have and more end was beamed in from a New I get to be around a woman who Schwarzenegger, fathered a child than we should have from her,” “She fights for things she Orleans school and Winfrey’s changes people’s lives every with a woman on his household believes in, even if it makes her Carroll said. “If she feels it’s time book club was lauded for getting day and who also takes her own staff more than a decade ago. unpopular,” Madonna said. to go, we have to release her and millions to read. lunch to work,” Graham told the Shriver did not mention her hus- let her enjoy her life.”

Winfrey announced in Josh Groban and Patti LaBelle crowd. “You know what really band during the taping.

November 2009 that she would Mashonda White, 41, an engisang “Somewhere Over the Rain- is amazing? You have done this, “You have given me love, sup- neer from Aurora, called Winfrey end her popular talk show after sweetheart, through all of the sac- port, wisdom and most of all the 25 years. Tuesday’s taping will air bow” as Winfrey sat in a white an inspiration. chair onstage. Jamie Foxx and rifices you’ve made, humility you truth,” Shriver told Winfrey. “And May 23 and 24, before Winfrey’s “She’s a blueprint of what I Stevie Wonder sang “Isn’t She have and through God’s amazing I know I’m not alone in receiving would like to become,” White final show on May 25.

Lovely” to Winfrey. Wonder folgrace.” those gifts from you.”

“You always had the power, said. “She never takes anything lowed with his own song, singThat’s when Franklin took the The taping of the second show negatively. She always makes it and that is the message you ing to her, “Oprah thank you for stage in a one-shouldered white began with Will Smith and his brought into our lives,” Cruise positive.” using your gifts to uplift so many gown to sing “Amazing Grace.” wife, Jada Pinkett Smith, who told Winfrey.

Celebrities such as Lisa Ling, hearts.” Simon Cowell made an She later joined Usher for the thanked Winfrey and told her she Carson Kressley, Jessica Seinfeld, The show highlighted Winappearance; Rosie O’Donnell show’s finale song, “Oh Happy mothered millions and “that puts Ally Wentworth, Bob Greene and frey’s charity efforts over the Day,” as sparkly confetti filled the you in the status of a goddess.” years. About 300 Morehouse Col- sang a Broadway-style song. former Chicago Mayor Richard Winfrey’s longtime partner, arena.

Actresses Halle Berry, Queen lege scholarship students walked Daley sat in the audience.

Stedman Graham, introduced Maria Shriver, the TV jourLatifah, Katie Holmes and Dakota along the United Center aisles The content of the final epiFranklin after telling Winfrey he nalist and Kennedy heiress, Fanning all appeared, along with sode of The Oprah Winfrey Show as Kristen Chenoweth sang “For loved her and was proud of her. appeared on the same day it was newswoman Diane Sawyer. is still under wraps.

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Pop culture Q&A

No more ‘Boston Med’

TV CROSSWORD

By Rich Heldenfels Akron Beacon Journal

Q: Neither my wife or I are fans of the reality shows until Boston Med came along. The blunt honesty of both the doctors and nurses were dramatically refreshing! We haven’t read or heard if we will be watching the show again! Please tell me that we will be able to enjoy it again.

A: At the moment, there are no plans for more of Boston Med, an eight-episode, limited-run series that aired on ABC in the summer of 2010. Of course, that does not mean there won’t be something like it down the road.

Boston Med, which offered a look at events in three Boston hospitals, was a successor of sorts to Hopkins, a six-part series about Baltimore’s Johns Hopkins Hospital, which aired in 2008. And Hopkins had been preceded

by Hopkins 24/7, a documentary series from 2000.

Q: What’s the scoop on Being Human? Their site says they’ll be back in 2012?

Why so long?

A: There are two versions of Being Human: the British TV original, which airs on BBC America, and the American retooling, which airs on Syfy. The British version has wrapped up its third season

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The story of James Maki, who underwent a face transplant procedure at Brigham and Women’s Hospital in Boston, is contained within ‘Boston Med,’ an eight-part prime-time series about the inner-workings of three hospitals that has not been slated for continuation in 2011. but is working on a fourth season to air in 2012. That’s the same year that the second season will air on Syfy.

In cable, a hiatus of a year or so is not that unusual for shows, since cable networks like to spread out their series, and they often make fewer episodes in a season than successful broadcast-network shows do. British productions, as well, often make relatively few numbers of episodes per season.

By the way, the three seasons of the British Being Human are on DVD and Bluray, and Syfy has episodes of the American version available for viewing on its website.

Q: There was a TV movie

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in January with Betty White called The Lost Valentine. Is it available for purchase?

A: It is. Your best bet for getting the Hallmark Hall of Fame presentation is through Hallmark’s website, http://www.hallmark.com/ online/hall-of-fame.

Q: Is the kid in the Highlander minivan commercial the same kid who plays Booth’s son on Bones? They seem alike to me, but the Bones kid is only on once in a while.

A: Curly haired Ty Panitz plays Booth’s son Parker and has some commercial credits. But, according to Toyota, the boy in the Highlander ad is Riley Thomas Stewart.

Riley is also in the new Mel Gibson movie, The Beaver.

Q: I hope I’m not asking for the impossible. When I watched the royal wedding, the song after the vows that was dedicated to the couple was just beautiful and very poignant. What is the name of the song and is it possible to get it on CD? A: After we talked about this a bit more, I am reasonably sure you’re referring to “This Is the Day Which the Lord Hath Made,” a piece by John Rutter commissioned especially for the wedding.

You can find it and — in

case I don’t have the right selection — the rest of the ceremony’s music on The Royal Wedding: The Official Album, a CD recorded at the wedding and released by Decca.

Q: Recently you answered a question about the British soap opera, Coronation Street. Just to let you know, reruns of the program indeed made their way onto U.S. television via a now-defunct network called Trio. It aired during the early 2000s and I became a tremendous fan because of it. The accents were always very easy to understand and I never found the narrative history complicated at all. I miss Corrie so much that I’ve resorted to buying used VHS tapes of “specials” from eBay. It was a great soap.

A: When researching the previous question, I missed some reports about Coronation Street being on Trio, a cultural network which I liked a lot — but which was often hard for viewers to find.

I once referred to its being in the nosebleed section of digital cable channels. It’s good to know someone else was watching. And thanks for the information.

The identity of the featured celebrity is found within the answers in the puzzle. In order to take the TV Challenge, unscramble the letters noted with asterisks within the puzzle.

9. Ben Rappaport’s series ACROSS 1. Matthew Perry sitcom (2) 12. Donald Glover’s role on “Community” (2) 9. “Hollywood Squares” win 14. Actor McKellen 10. Mia, for one 16. Baseball’s Mel 11. Suffix for long or strong 19. “Coffee, Tea __ __?”; 13. Loosen 1973 TV movie 15. “The Biggest __” 20. “The __”; reality series 17. Ozzie’s wife and others once hosted by 18. “That’s __ Raven” Anderson Cooper 20. “$..! __ Dad Says” 22. Initials for a “Green 21. Miner’s find Acres” star 23. Don Stark’s role on 23. Initials for Maude’s “That ’70s Show” portrayer 24. __ Thurman 27. “__ Necessarily 25. Jim Nabors’ state the News” (1983-90) of birth: abbr.

28. __ Hunter 26. Prefix for place or play 30. Russell or Seymour 29. Most-watched series of 31. “Man of the __”; 2006 the 1998-99 season Robin Williams movie 30. One with a talk show (2) 32. “__ Alone”; film about 34. Fill with joy Kevin McCallister 36. Too heavy 33. Donna or Shanna 38. Role on “Roseanne” 35. Fail to keep up 39. Peter Krause’s 37. Wall and Easy: abbr.

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In the Arena (N) Piers Morgan Tonight (N) Anderson Cooper 360 (N) Å CNN John King, USA (N) Tonight From Washington Capital News Today CSPAN House of Rep. Tonight From Washington Capital News Today CSPAN2 U.S. Senate Coverage The O’Reilly Factor (N) Å Hannity (N) On the Record With Greta Van Susteren (N) Å The O’Reilly Factor Å FNC FOX Report The Rachel Maddow Show (N) The Ed Show (N) The Last Word With Lawrence O’Donnell MSNBC Hardball Chris Matthews The Last Word With Lawrence O’Donnell (N)

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BROADCAST CHANNELS So You Think You Can Dance “Auditions No. 1; Auditions No. 2” (Season Premiere) (N) ’ Å FOX6 News at 9:00 PM FOX6 News at 9:30 PM FOX6 News at 10:00 PM TMZ (N) ’ Å & WBRC Inside Edition (N) Å PBS NewsHour (N) ’ Å The This Old House Hour Radiant heat; casement Antiques Roadshow “Washington, DC” Letter signed A Program About Unusual Buildings & Other Road- We Have Signal: Live We Have Signal: Live _ WCIQ windows. ’ Å

by Martin Luther King Jr. Å side Stuff Eye-opening designs. ’ Å From Birmingham From Birmingham Access Hollywood (N) Å Community ’ Å 30 Rock ’ Å The Office ’ Å Parks and Recreation ’ 30 Rock ’ Å The Office ’ Å Alabama’s 13 News at The Tonight Show With ` WVTM Å 10:00pm (N) Å Jay Leno (N) ’ Å The Vampire Diaries “The Return” ’ Å Nikita “Pilot” A former assassin seeks retribution.

The King of Queens ’ How I Met Your Mother The Andy Griffith Show The Andy Griffith Show 5 WTTO Two and a Half Men ’ The Rub Racket Squad The Lucy Show Å Cheers ’ Å TV24 News at Nine Rick & Bubba Å 8 WJXS Lone Ranger Wheel of Fortune “Family Wipeout “Spring Wipeout: John Henson, Zombie Rookie Blue “Fresh Paint” Andy faces a volatile gun- Rookie Blue “Takedown” Andy goes under cover with ABC 33/40 News at 10PM Nightline (N) Å H WJSU Vacation” (N) Å Hunter” “Scarecases,” diving-board fling. ’ Å man. ’ Å Swarek. ’ Å (N) Entertainment Tonight (N) The Big Bang Theory Rules of Engagement CSI: Crime Scene Investigation “Shock Waves” The Mentalist “Pink Chanel Suit” A case perplexes the CBS 42 News at 10 (N) Late Show With David J WIAT ’ Å “The Zazzy Substitution” “The Big Picture” Å Langston fights to survive. ’ Å (DVS) CBI team. ’ Å Letterman (N) ’ Å Criminal Minds Serial killer targeting coeds. Å Young Hollywood Awards ’ Criminal Minds “A Shade of Gray” ’ Å Criminal Minds ’ Å L WPXH Without a Trace Å Without a Trace A stay-at-home mother disappears. Without a Trace Martin’s painkiller addiction. Å The Simpsons ’ Å The Simpsons ’ Å House of Payne House of Payne ¥ WABM Seinfeld “The Couch” CABLE ENTERTAINMENT Local Programming Action News Nightbeat Local Programming ^ TV-2 Entertainment Tonight The First 48 Execution-style double homicide. Å The First 48 “The Ring; Last Drive” (N) Å Manhunters: Fugitive Manhunters: Fugitive Manhunters: Fugitive Manhunters: Fugitive A&E The First 48 Å ›› “Rocky IV” (1985) ›› “The Lost World: Jurassic Park” (1997, Adventure) Jeff Goldblum, Julianne Moore, Pete Postlethwaite. An expedition returns to monitor dinosaurs’ progress. Å The Killing “Undertow” The police make a shocking reAMC Sylvester Stallone. Å alization. ’ Å River Monsters: Unhooked “Alligator Gar” ’ Å River Monsters: Unhooked “Hidden Predator” Å River Monsters: Unhooked “Silent Assassin” (N) ’ River Monsters: Unhooked “Alligator Gar” ’ Å ANPL Life “Fish” ’ Å Star Trek: The Next Generation “Galaxy’s Child” ››› “Blade Runner” (1982) Harrison Ford, Rutger Hauer. In 2019 a detective hunts down deadly runaway androids. Å ››› Blade Runner BBC Top Gear Å The Mo’Nique Show (N) Å BET 106 & Park: Top 10 Live ››› “The Great Debaters” (2007, Docudrama) Denzel Washington, Forest Whitaker. Students at a largely black college form a debate team. Å Notorious Å Biography Profile of Danny Bonaduce. Å Charlie Sheen: Bad Boy on the Edge Å Biography Ted Williams. (N) Å Biography Ted Williams. Å BIO The Real Housewives of New Jersey The Real Housewives of New York City Å The Real Housewives of New York City (N) Å What Happens Housewives/NYC BRAVO Housewives/NJ Extreme Makeover: Home Edition “Farina Family” ›› “The Edge” (1997) Anthony Hopkins, Alec Baldwin. A plane crash strands two rivals in the Alaskan wilderness. ’ Å CMT Music ’ CMTV Extreme Makeover Futurama ’ Å Futurama ’ Å South Park “The List” South Park Å South Park Å Tosh.0 Å Daily Show/Jon Stewart The Colbert Report Å COMEDY The Colbert Report Å Deadliest Catch “Thick as Thieves” ’ Å American Chopper: Senior vs. Junior ’ Å Swords: Life on the Line “With Friends Like These” American Chopper: Senior vs. Junior ’ Å DISC Deadliest Catch ’ Å The Suite Life on Deck ›› “Beverly Hills Chihuahua” (2008, Comedy) Piper Perabo, Jamie Lee Curtis, The Suite Life on Deck The Suite Life on Deck The Suite Life on Deck Good Luck Charlie Amy Good Luck Charlie “DunDISN “Love and War” Voices of Drew Barrymore. A pampered pooch gets lost in Mexico. ‘PG’ “Das Boots” ’ Å “The Play’s the Thing” “Love and War” Å and Bob go on a date. can’s Got Talent” E! News (N) Sex and the City Å Sex and the City Å Khloe and Lamar Khloe and Lamar Khloe and Lamar Khloe and Lamar Chelsea Lately (N) E! News E! ●College Softball NCAA Tournament, Super Regional: Teams TBA. (Live) Å ●Baseball Tonight (Live) Å ●SportsCenter (Live) Å ESPN ●SportsCenter Å ●NFL Live (N) Å ●College Softball NCAA Tournament, Super Regional: Teams TBA. (N) (Live) Å SportsNation Å ESPN2 Women’s College Tennis ●College Football Live (N) SportsNation (N) Å ›› “Two Weeks Notice” (2002) Sandra Bullock. A millionaire confronts his feelings for his lawyer.

The 700 Club Å FAM ›› “Miss Congeniality” (2000, Comedy) Sandra Bullock, Michael Caine.

Iron Chef America “Copper vs. The Nica Winner” Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives 24 Hour Restaurant Battle (N) Chopped Oysters cause problems.

FOOD Iron Chef America ●In My Own Words ●The Final Score (N) ●Table Tennis World Championship of Ping Pong.

FOXSS ●College Baseball ACC Tournament, Game 6: Teams TBA. From Durham, N.C. (N) (Live) ›› Mr. & Mrs. Smith Two and a Half Men ’ Two and a Half Men ’ Two and a Half Men ’ Two and a Half Men ’ ›› “Hitman” (2007, Action) Timothy Olyphant. An assassin becomes embroiled in a political conspiracy.

FX ››› “Hoffa” (1992, Biography) Jack Nicholson, Danny DeVito. Corruption taints Teamsters union boss Jimmy Hoffa. Å ››› “Die Hard 2” (1990, Action) Bruce Willis, Bonnie Bedelia. Å FXM ›› The Nickel Ride Drew Carey The Newlywed Game Love Triangle Å The Newlywed Game Family Feud Å Family Feud ’ Å Drew Carey The Newlywed Game GSN Baggage Å Little House on the Little House on the Prairie “The Bully Boys” Charles Frasier Lilith attends Frasier “Back Talk” Frasier Frasier Extravagant Christ- Frasier “RDWRER” ’ Å The Golden Girls “Not An- The Golden Girls “That HALL Prairie “Fred” Å has a difficult time turning the other cheek.

Thanksgiving dinner. ’ injures his back. ’ mas party. Å other Monday” Å Old Feeling” ’ Å Treme “Slip Away” Davis discovers new talent. ’ Real Sex A man wears mascot costumes. ’ Å HBO › Juwanna Mann (2002) ››› “How to Die in Oregon” (2011) Terminally ill patients in Oregon choose assisted suicide. ‘NR’ My First Place Å My First Place Å Selling New York Å Selling New York Å House Hunters Å Hunters Int’l House Hunters Å Hunters Int’l H&G House Hunters Å Dogfights “Air Ambush” Å Swamp People “Rising Sons” Liz returns; Bruce has Swamp People “Full Moon Fever” Joe and Tommy look Mounted in Alaska (N) Å Mounted in Alaska “Bear- Mounted in Alaska Å Mounted in Alaska Å HIST his hands full. Å for a new honey hole. (N) Å ly Alive” Å Reba ’ Å Reba ’ Å Reba “Pilot” ’ Å Reba ’ Å Reba ’ Å Reba ’ Å How I Met Your Mother How I Met Your Mother LIFE Pawn Stars Å ›› “The Losers” (2010, Action) Jeffrey Dean Morgan. ’ ‘PG-13’ Å ›› Basic (2003) ’ ‘R’ MAX The Kids Are All Right ›› “The Wolfman” (2010) Benicio Del Toro. A nobleman becomes the embodiment of a terrible curse.

Submarines: Life on a Boomer Life on a submarine. Weapons Races: Nuclear Submarine Extreme Machines “Nuclear Submarines” ’ Å Submarines: Life on a Boomer Life on a submarine.

MILIT Greatest Tank Battles America’s Best Dance Crew Lady Gaga Special (N) ’ America’s Best Dance Crew Lady Gaga Special ’ MTV The Real World ’ Å Naked Science From deadly venom to lifesaver. (N) Known Universe “Extreme Space Tech” (N) Break It Down Rebuilding a 50-year-old locomotive.

Naked Science From deadly venom to lifesaver.

NGEO Border Wars My Wife and Kids Å Everybody Hates Chris Everybody Hates Chris George Lopez ’ Å George Lopez ’ Å The Nanny ’ Å The Nanny ’ Å NICK SpongeBob SquarePants My Wife and Kids Å Time “Daytime” Debating how time is experienced.

Time Atomic and cosmic discoveries. ’ Å Time Limits ’ Å Time “Daytime” Debating how time is experienced.

SCIENCE Factory Made ’ Å Legally Brown (iTV) Comics perform. (N) ’ Å Nurse Jackie (iTV) Å Diary-Call Girl Gigolos ’ Å Diary-Call Girl SHOW ›› “The Joneses” (2009, Comedy-Drama) David Duchovny. iTV. ’ ‘R’ Å All My Children ’ Å One Life to Live ’ Å General Hospital ’ Å Days of our Lives ’ Å SOAP Young & Restless ●NASCAR Race Hub (N) NASCAR Racing Sprint Cup: Coca-Cola 600, Qualifying.

SPEED NASCAR Racing Sprint Cup: Coca-Cola 600, Qualifying. (N) (Live) ●iMPACT Wrestling (N) ’ Jail ’ Å Jail ’ Å UFC Unleashed ’ SPIKE Jail ’ Å ●Spotlight ●College Baseball SEC Tournament: Teams TBA. (N) (Live) SPSO ●College Baseball SEC Tournament: Teams TBA. Star Trek: The Next Generation “Attached” Å Star Trek: The Next Generation “Force of Nature” Star Trek: The Next Generation “Inheritance” Å Star Trek: The Next Generation “Parallels” Å SYFY Star Trek: Next Behind the Scenes Å Dr. David Jeremiah Å Winning With Wisdom This Is Your Day Å Praise the Lord Å TBN The Potter’s Touch Family Guy ’ Å Family Guy ’ Å Conan (N) TBS The King of Queens ’ ›› “Liar Liar” (1997, Comedy) Jim Carrey, Maura Tierney. A fast-talking lawyer cannot tell a lie. Å ››› “McLintock!” (1963) › “The Unguarded Moment” (1956, Drama) Esther Williams, George Nader, John Saxon. A pupil is smitten ›› “Andy Hardy’s Double Life” (1942, Comedy) Lewis Stone, Mickey Rooney. ›› “A Guy Named Joe” TCM John Wayne. Å with his high-school music teacher.

Andy proposes to his girlfriend and her swimmer friend. Å (1943) Å (DVS) Police Women of Broward County ’ Å Police Women of Broward County (N) ’ Å Pawn Queens ’ Å Pawn Queens ’ Å Police Women of Broward County ’ Å TLC Pawn Queens ’ Å ●Inside the NBA (N) (Live) Å Bones Matching wits with ●NBA Pregame (N) (Live) ●NBA Basketball Miami Heat at Chicago Bulls. From the United Center in Chicago. (If necessary). (N) (Live) Å TNT a serial killer. Å Å Regular Show MAD King of the Hill ’ Å King of the Hill ’ Å American Dad ’ Å American Dad ’ Å Family Guy ’ Å Family Guy “Dog Gone” TOON Adventure Time All in the Family All in the Family Everybody-Raymond Everybody-Raymond Everybody-Raymond Everybody-Raymond Everybody Loves Raymond “Separation” ’ Å TVLND All in the Family NCIS “SWAK” Biohazard isolation. ’ Å NCIS “Hometown Hero” Posthumous accusation.

NCIS “Red Cell” The murder of a Marine. ’ Å NCIS Busting an illegal trucking operation. ’ Å USA NCIS “Jack Knife” Å Audrina ’ Mob Wives Renee hosts a psychic party. ’ Å VH1 Saturday Night Live ’ ›› “Rock Star” (2001, Drama) Mark Wahlberg, Jennifer Aniston. A singer lands a gig with his heavy-metal heroes. ’ Å CABLE NEWS Code Wars: America’s Cyber Threat (N) Code Wars: America’s Cyber Threat Mad Money CNBC The Kudlow Report (N) Apocalypse 2012 In the Arena (N) Piers Morgan Tonight (N) Anderson Cooper 360 (N) Å CNN John King, USA (N) Tonight From Washington Capital News Today CSPAN House of Rep. Tonight From Washington Capital News Today CSPAN2 U.S. Senate Coverage The O’Reilly Factor (N) Å Hannity (N) On the Record With Greta Van Susteren (N) Å The O’Reilly Factor Å FNC FOX Report The Rachel Maddow Show (N) The Ed Show (N) The Last Word With Lawrence O’Donnell MSNBC Hardball Chris Matthews The Last Word With Lawrence O’Donnell (N)

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