constanceKeene

Who the Heck is Constance Keene? That’s me, jelly bean. I am the proprietress of Epigrammarian.com, home of profoundly trivial stuff and nonsense. It is there I share my obsessions with literature and limericks, wise words, witty saying, old books, colorful characters, talking animals. You get the picture. In spite of my love of words, I am a notoriously bad speller and have been known to misspell my own name. Same thing for grammar. (Note: my blog is not called the grammarian.) I just adore people, especially those who adore me. If you like me (really like me), I can’t say enough good things about you. I’m as sweet as peach pie, but never underestimate my will to be wicked. If you mess with this bull, you’ll get the horns.