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Various venues across Greater Cph; this weekend SKELETONS and witches and ghosts! Oh my! Halloween is upon us and full of opportunities to indulge your imagination and your sweet tooth, despite the fact that the holiday is typically not celebrated in Denmark. During the Danish-Norwegian holiday reform of 1770, a number of holidays were abolished – including Halloween in co-ordination with All Saints Day. In recent times, the festivities have been undergoing a reinvention, with a distinct US flavour. And for those craving a good trick or treat or simply wanting to spice up their dull autumn days, many Copenhagen venues are offering a handful of delightfully frightful events.

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Halloween for adults at Hard Rock Cafe

Television

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InOut Editor Ben Hamilton

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BEN HAMILTON

I WAS STUMBLING around the internet on Saturday and a link led me to a story by Ekstra Bladet that Hannibal Gadaffi had been killed in Libya in the same town as his father. I was surprised as I always had him down as a bit of a Flashman – his record for fighting his wife and kicking servants is well documented – so I would have presumed that just like the Victorian antihero, he would have fled the country on a stolen horse, or beneath a lady’s petticoat. Besides, media reported that he’d scarpered to Algeria weeks ago so I was curious to find out more. My impression of Hannibal is based on meeting him in person: I taught him English on several occasions in late 2004, along with his two bodyguards, one of whom turned up to class covered in mysterious wounds – it was the last we saw of him. I can only hope the basic English I taught him helped him negotiate with Nato during the revolution, but then again, he was hopeless and it probably led to the wrong village being bombed.

The three of them broke a world record during Ramadan by failing to turn up to class 15 days in a row. It was all very high maintenance and diplomatic. Nevertheless, when I got a chance to teach the son I didn’t stand by protocol. Within five minutes I established he spent more time in nightclubs than business school, and that he thought you “snored” cocaine. We then went on to play out certain scenarios, mostly in the ladies toilets. I won’t pretend I didn’t enjoy it, sitting there in the same room as the son of an absolute ruler. The adrenalin was pumping, like there was an added pressure not to mention his father (or Lockerbie!), while I was secretly praying the material would throw up some family scenarios to practice. Anyhow, it only took me a second to realise it wasn’t his corpse - it wouldn’t be unlike Flashman to fake his own death - and actually his brother’s. And his brother’s name on the newswires, which makes EB’s story all the more bizarre. Still, you’d think they’d take it down from their internet site. Unless, of course, this has all been a case of wishful thinking by a newspaper he took libel action against in 2008, and lost. This time he might have a stronger case. Talking of which, did you hear that Jar Jar Binks is dead. Yeah, this wishful thinking might catch on.

Vesterbrogade 3, Cph V; Sat 21:00; free adm; 18+ only; www.hardrockcafe.com/ copenhagen Celebrate Halloween in the true American form at the Hard Rock Cafe, which will be decked out with over-the-top, spooky decorations. Come dressed in costume to receive a free Halloween-themed cocktail. Even better, there will be prizes given out to the top three best dressed, with the first prize being a weekend in Lalandia for four people.

Halloween for kids at Hard Rock Cafe

Vesterbrogade 3, Cph V; Sun 10:0012:30; tickets adults 99kr, kids 79kr; reservations 3312 4333 Make sure the kids don’t feel left out of the Hard Rock fun by dressing them up and taking them down for trick or treating. The ‘Little Monster and Witch Day’ will host pumpkin carving, cartoons, trick or treating, and face painting while brunch is served. There will also be a grand prize for the best costumes.

Halloween at the Dubliner

Amagertorv 5, Strøget, Cph K; Sat 20:30; free adm Halloween shenanigans will be in full swing at the Dubliner on Saturday with live music, dancing, Halloween-themed games, and a costume contest with prizes for the best dressed lad and lady.

Halloween at the Irish Rover

Vimmelskaftet 46, Cph K; Sat 19:00; free adm While you’re out on the town, stop over at the Irish Rover for more live music, dancing and a complimentary All Hallow’s Eve punch for those who come in costume.

Performance Tosca

Store Scene, Operaen, Ekvipagemestervej 10, 1438 Cph K; performances 20:00 on Sat, Mon, Wed, Oct 28, Nov 4, Nov 7; tickets 95-1,045kr; 160 mins incl break; www. kglteater.dk Sex, death, and jealousy permeate this stripped-down, but highly moving presentation of Puccini’s classic opera. The set design by Karin Betz and lighting design by Jesper Kongshaug capture the dark atmosphere of Tosca. Each of the three acts features colour-co-ordinated lighting, with deep reds or dark blues bathing the stage to match the emotional musical cues of the orchestra and opera singers. BF

Haunted houses always have turrets - you’ve only got yourself to blame if you buy one

Culture Box Halloween Celebration

Kronprinsessegade 54, Cph K; Sat 29 Oct, 21:00-06:00; 70kr Culture Box invites the masses to dress up, play with blood and party in honour of Halloween. The night starts with a pre-party at Cocktail Box from 21:00 where there will be cheap cocktails and live DJs: Kenneth Bager and Jean Von Baden plus Hugh Mungus Hairwerk and Guy Gantic. Later, the party starts inside Culture Box, which will be horrifically decorated to set the Halloween mood. The Culture Box promises a night of electronic music with plenty of dancing, chilli shots, blood and gore.

International Students Halloween Party

Hornsleth, Løvestræde 4, Cph K; Mon 22:00; happy hour 22:00-23:00; entrance 60kr or 40kr with a costume This is the Halloween place to be for international students and Danish students alike who are invited to don a disguise and release their inner creature on the dance floor. The bar will be stocked full of Halloween-themed drinks that will be half off during happy hour. Also, a free bottle of champagne awaits the most creative, spectacular or scary costume. So come, meet other students, bring your friends and be ready for a crazy night that gives you the chance to be someone – or something – for the night.

Halloween Fright Night at Café Retro

Knabrostræde 26, Cph K; Sat 29 Oct, 20:00-23:30 Stop by the cosy café in your wildest costume for the chance to win a prize.

Trubaduren

Cph concerts sold NE out; performances Thu (Oct 27) 19:30 at Frederiksborg Centre, Milnersvej 39, Hillerød; Fri 19:30 at Albertslund Music Theatre, Bibliotekstorvet 1-3, Albertslund; tickets 270kr-350kr; www.billetnet. dk; www.jyskeopera.dk Verdi’s emotive Trubaduren is an opera offering a string of soulful romantic pieces for both arias and choruses. Told from the perspective of gypsy woman Azucena, the plot follows a man torn between two loves and a daughter’s gruesome revenge. “There is an exquisite beauty and tenderness to Verdi’s music while still being fastpaced and passionate,” says director Olivia Fuchs. The international cast includes Yana Kleyn, Yvonne Howard, and Katja Lytting. EM

American Expats in Copenhagen Halloween Party

Restaurant Skt Nikolaj, Nikolajgade 18; Sat 18:00-24:00; RSVP at www.meetup.com/americans-in-cph Members and friends of the meet-up group American Expats in Copenhagen are invited to an evening of spooks, scares and socialising. Bring your own food for sharing, and money for beer and other drinks at the bar. The restaurant will be decorated with spooky paintings and scary things, with heaps of Halloween candy at hand.

Halloween with Pumpkin Workshop

Round Tower, Købmagergade 52, Cph K; workshops Sun 11:00, 13:00 & 15:00; cost 110kr for one adult and one child including price of pumpkins; www.rundetaarn.dk Bring your kids to a pumpkin workshop at the historical Round Tower that will be adorned with glowing pumpkins, skeletons and witches. Create your own jacko-lanterns, and meet the Blue Witch and her friends. The one with the best-looking carved pumpkin will win a VIP tour of the tower for two adults plus children.

Halloween Horror and Tricks Festival

Husets Biograf, Magstræde 14, second floor, Cph K; Fri & Sat, doors at 18:00, films start at 19:00 & 21:30, shows 50kr or 70kr for both, 22:30 late show 65kr; jack.stevenson@mail.dk for reservations It isn’t Halloween without a scream! For more details see G19.

Who Never Stumbles …

JESSICA SLICER NEW

Republique, Østerfælled Torv 34, Cph Ø; performances at 20:00 on Tue & Wed; tickets 160200kr; www.republique.dk Four promising young art talents have been selected for this show – each with a different message to convey. They cross the various aesthetic disciplines as they combine text, dance, art installations and electro-acoustic music. Entitled We have a secret, the first story in the piece aims to keep a secret from the audience for an hour. Following that is You are a guest on our island – a paradise with moving landscapes, ghosts and shadow dancing. The piece ends with A special room, featuring various rooms where people experience significant life moments. On Wednesday a debate will also be held about the new Nordic identity. EM

The Zoo Story

Krudttønden, Serrdslevvej 2, 2100 Cph Ø; ends Nov 26, performances Mon-Fri 20:00, Sat 17:00; tickets 165kr, concessions available, www.billetten.dk, www.teaterbilletter. dk, 7020 2096; contact 2840 0723, pr@that-theatre.com; www.that-theatre.com; 65 minutes with no intermission; recommended for over-15s In the maze of inane information sharing and self-publication, have we lost the ability to meaningfully communicate in person? With their latest production, The Zoo Story by Edward Albee, THAT Theatre Company aims to provoke and stimulate discussion around these questions and ideas. Starring Ian Burns and Borgen’s Adam Brix, the play is a dark comedy and is furiously paced in the lead-up to its epic conclusion. KP

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28 October - 3 November Like to be in America?

WHILE JEROME Robbins (1918-98) is best known for West Side Story - it all sprung from an idea he had in 1949 the prolific choreographer also created famous musicals, especially from the 1940s until the 1960s during which he simultaneously worked on a large number of ballet productions for the most renowned dance companies in America and the rest of the world. The quadruple bill Broadway for an Evening pays tribute to Robbins’ choreographic breadth. Dancers from the Royal Danish Ballet perform pieces that range from his humorous The Concert, the classical Other Dances and creepy The Cage to the energetic West Side Story Suite. Robbins set West Side Story

to dance in 1957 on Broadway and four years later won two Oscars for co-directing and choreographing the film version. Many of his other musicals, such as The King and I, Peter Pan, Gipsy and Fiddler on the Roof - all of which he choreographed and/or directed - were later turned into films. Robbins had originally joined the New York City Ballet as a dancer in 1949. He quickly began to choreograph for the company and would continue to do so, on and off, until his death. In the 1980s he headed NYCB together with its current Danish artistic director, Peter Martins. Robbins’ choreographies were to expand the range of movement acceptable in a ‘serious’ ballet: he took elements from musicals and jazz dance, and relied on the musical score when choreographing his ballet works. At a time when ballet was dominated by the classical Russian works, Robbins said in an interview that he asked himself: “Why can’t we do ballets about our own subjects, meaning our life here in America?” This Broadway evening begins with The Concert, one of the few comedic ballets that have been internationally successful. Since its premiere in New York in 1956, several big companies have included it in their repertoire. The Royal Danish Ballet

4’s (i) 1

Det Forsomte Forar

Broadway for an Evening

Store Scene, Operaen, Ekvipagemestervej 10, 1438 Cph K; starts Sat, ends Nov 28, performances at 20:00 (unless stated) on Sat, Mon, Thu, Nov 5, Nov 8, Nov 11, Nov 12, Nov 15, Nov 17, Nov 18, Nov 19 (12:00), Nov 23, Nov 25, Nov 28; tickets 95–595kr; introduction 45 mins before every performance in the foyer by the first floor bar, led by artistic director Nikolaj Hübbe himself on Mon and Nov 15 (in Danish); www.kglteater.dk

Lille Carl, DANSEhallerne, Pasteursvej 14-24, 1799 Cph V; ends Sat, daily performances at 19:00; Tickets 130kr, students 60kr; 3586 8600; www. dansehallerne.dk Consisting of four solo pieces curated by Marylise Tanvet, the theme of 4’s (i) 1 is one of feminine strength. The backgrounds of the dancers are heavily stressed - they come from four different cultural backgrounds, each one split again through experience: South Africa/Italy, the Netherlands/Africa, Israel/Denmark and French-Caribbean. These experiences are then weaved together by Tanvet, who will serve as a guide while the audience observes a cultural exchange in the form of dance. s a joyful experience that isn’t over.” MGA

Così fan tutte

Store Scene, Operaen, Ekvipagemestervej 10, 1438 Cph K; performances at 19:30 (unless stated) on Sun (15:00), Nov 2, Nov 6 (15:00), Nov 10, Nov 19, Nov 21; tickets 95-795kr; 180 mins including one intermission; in Italian with Danish supertitles; www.kglteater.dk Ranking among Mozart’s most memorable works, Così fan tutte starts with a cynical old philosopher who makes a wager with two officers, claiming he can prove that their girlfriends, like all women, are fickle. But while for reasons not unrelated to its risqué nature and views on fidelity, many of its custodians have been compelled to bowdlerise it, this is about as delightful as opera buffa gets. KRG

is one of these, but they haven’t performed The Concert in the last ten years. For the piece, Robbins chose several piano works by Frédéric Chopin and set them to a series of entertaining dance sequences about pretentious, rough or ignorant concertgoers. Robbins himself saw these episodes as dreams that evolve when listening to music – but we might as well ignore that suggestion and look at The Concert as an absurdly funny farce. The comical acts are skilfully woven into the flow of movements that consists of both classical technique and everyday gestures. The evening turns darker with The Cage (1951), a horror story based on how female insects sometimes kill their mates after copulation. The piece is set to Igor Stravinsky’s String Concerto in D and follows one of the creatures as she grows up and becomes increasingly lethal. Robbins depicts the females exulting in their prowess with movements that depart from ordinary ballet technique. The dancers overstretch their arms, flex their feet and turn them inwards or push their hips forwards. It will be interesting to see the dancers slip into these roles, as they differ radically from the light-footed and slightly naïve characters that the Danish Bournonville tradition allots its female dancers. Also set to music by Chopin,

Exhibitions Cease-Fire NEW

Store Scene, Sankt Annæ Plads 36, 1250 Cph K; starts Wed, ends Oct 28, performances at 12:00 & 20:00; Tickets 150kr; 3369 6969; www. kglteater.dk To music by orchestral group Hess Is More, the Royal Ballet’s adaptation of Hans Scherfig’s classic novel follows a group of students as they struggle against their formidable Latin teacher, Professor Plum. Classic themes such as bullying, love, puberty, formation of cliques and loneliness are brought to life in the performance by these young dancers. The drama is mixed with a little absurdity and humour, using body language, narration, new music and emerging talent to present a theatre piece that will appeal to all kinds of learners in its immediacy. AK

Wallman’s Dinner Show

Cirkusbygningen, Jernbanegade 8, 1609 Cph V; performances Thu-Sat 18:30-23:00; adults 495-815kr, under-12s from 258kr; 3316 3700; info. wallmans@wallmans.com; www.wallmans.dk A group of dancers all expertly showboating in dance, song, instrument playing and magic, while attending to your table. SC

Galleri Bo Bjerggard, Flæsketorvet 85, Cph V; starts Oct 27, ends Jan 28; open Tue-Fri 13:00-18:00, Sat 12:0016:00; www.bjerggard.com Polish painter Adam Adach’s work deals with historical trauma. Adach works from old photographs to create expressive paintings that comment on the subjective nature of history. Part of a Polish community of painters who work with the trauma of World War II, Adach makes emotional yet critical paintings that deal with the intersection of historical fact, fiction, and memory. In CeaseFire, he moves from the historical fascism of World War II to explore contemporary dictators, war, and terror with paintings of Kim JongIl and Osama Bin Laden. BF

Meir Tati: Action number 7

Rohde Contemporary, St. Kongensgade 110B, Cph K; ends Nov 5; open Tue-Fri 12:00-17:00 and Saturday 12:00-15:00; thekaboomprocess.com, www.rohdecontemporary.com Israeli artist Meir Tati’s solo exhibition, Action number 7, is inspired by the book ‘Drawings from the Gulag’ about life in the communist labour camps.

The Sharks and the Jets square off in the classic film West Side Story. Expect posturing, pushing and pirouettes

the third choreography, Other Dances, combines classical ballet with folk dance steps in a pas de deux. The piece dates from 1976 and Robbins created it for Natalia Makarova and Mikhail Baryshnikov, one of the most acclaimed male dancers of the

20th century. The Royal Danish Ballet stages this piece for the first time and has cast its two stars J’aime Crandall and Alban Lendorf – who also premiered as the leading couple in La Sylphide only a month ago – to perform it.

Finally, the West Side Story Suite (1976) features the muchloved dance sequences from Robbins’ iconic musical choreography to Leonard Bernstein’s score.

Catch Me If You Can

Hell’O Monsters

Entangled in the Amber Glow of a Weary Woven World

Martin Asbæk Gal- NE lery, Bredgade 23, Cph K; starts Oct 28, ends Nov 19; open Tue-Fri 11:00-18:00, Sat 11:00-16:00; www.martinasbaek.com This is Danish artist Sofie Bird Møller’s first solo exhibition in Denmark. Møller, who is based in Berlin, has created two new series called Las Rudas and Interactions. The artist works most often in a collage style, layering brightly coloured, abstract shapes over pages torn from fashion magazines. The beautiful figures of high fashion models in striking poses are obscured under Møller’s alterations, which reference muscle and flesh and are done in acrylic paint. In addition to her collage paintings, Møller will also present videobased work in this exhibition. BF

Facetime

IMO, Ny Carlsberg Vej 68, Cph V; starts Oct 28, ends Nov 26; Tue-Fri 12:00-17:00, Sat 12:00-15:00; www.imoprojects.com A new multimedia exhibition presenting artwork by nine international artists and art groups. The exhibition looks at the role of the face in contemporary society. The curators were inspired by internet culture and human/computer interface design. The phrase ‘facetime’ reflects how much time we spend in front of a computer screen. Facetime looks at face-toface interaction, via the computer screen and in person. Video chat, Skype, webcams, and even a new iPhone application actually called ‘FaceTime’, have changed the way people communicate today. BF

MOHS Exhibit, N Sønder Boulevard 98, Cph V, starts Oct 28, ends Nov 26; open Wed 12:00-17:00, Thu 12:00-18:00, Fri 12:00-17:00, Sat 13:0016:00; www.mohs.dk The Belgian art collective Hell’O Monsters bring their highly graphic style to Copenhagen in this new exhibition. Held at MOHS in Vesterbro, a tiny gallery space known for showing graffiti and street artists, the Hell’O Monsters style fits in with the gallery’s preferred aesthetic. The three-person art collective - Jérôme Meynen, François Dieltiens and Antoine Detaill - successfully blend their individual talents into a distinctive whole with projects that range from detailed, black and white ink drawings to colourful, public murals. Hell’O Monsters are known for the imaginative universe their work depicts populated by weird, mutated figures that look like, well, monsters. BF

Marie Søndergaard Lolk

NEW

Galleri Tom Christofferson, Skindergade 5, Cph K; starts Oct 28, ends Nov 26; open Wed-Fri 12:0018:00, Sat 11:00-16:00; www. tomchristoffersen.dk Danish painter Marie Søndergaard Lolk deconstructs the material nature of her surroundings, from the floor of her studio to the landscapes outside her door. Her abstract paintings occasionally make use of text in their execution, but most often consist of several paint layers that explore perspective and push the boundaries of the traditional canvas. BF

FRANZISKA BORK PETERSEN

David Risley Gallery, Bredgade 65A, Cph K; ends Nov 26; open Wed-Fri 12:00-17:00, Sat 11:00-15:00; www.davidrisleygallery.com Keith Tyson (UK), recipient of the 2002 Turner Prize, presents four new artworks based on his research into how systems function. BF

Entwined: Passages, Geometry, and Psyche

Peter Lav Gallery, Esplanaden 8D, Cph K; ends Dec 17; open Wed-Fri 12:00-17:00, Sat 12:0015:00; www.plgallery.dk Shakespeare’s Ophelia from Hamlet inspired Sophia Kalkau for this exhibition, along with the sculptural work of celebrated artist Louise Bourgeois. BF

Upernavik

Galleri Jules Julian, Palægade 7, Cph K; starts Oct 28, ends Dec 3; open Tue-Fri 12:00-18:00, Sat 11:00-14:00; www.julesjulian.dk German painter Gerhard Rießbeck presents a series of new paintings about the northern hemisphere. The stark, white paintings of Arctic landscapes are based on his own expeditions with polar explorers and scientists. BF

Myths of the near future

Photography Center, Pasteursvej 14 1. sal, Cph V; ends Nov 20; open Tue-Sun 11:00-17:00, Thu 11:00-20:00; tickets 25kr; www.photography.dk This group exhibition explores current trends in photography. BF

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exhibitions Resourced Portfolio

YNKB, Baldersgade 70, Cph N; ends Nov 15; open by appointment, www.ynkb.dk Known for their politically provocative poster and book projects, this exhibition by Just Seeds is a collection of posters on the subject of natural resource extraction, which shows screenprinted images dealing with climate change and environmental issues, like the effects of coal mining on biodiversity. BF

new state of Mind

Skulpturi, Store Kongensgade 3, Cph K; ends Nov 13; open Wed-Sat 12:00-15:00; www.skulpturi.dk Eva Steen Christensen explores the stories hidden in materials in her abstract sculptural work. She imagines noise where there is silence, a cube transforming into a bird, or cardboard being mistaken for stone. She is interested in our relationship to the physical world around us, and material narratives are her response to life’s difficult questions. BF Richard Winther and Frederiksberg Møstings Hus, Andebakkesti 5, Fredriksberg; ends Nov 13; open Tue-Sun 11:00-16:00, Wed 11:00-19:00; www.moestingshus.dk This retrospective of the reclusive Richard Winther’s work in cludes experimental paintings, drawings, and sculptures from a ten-year period in his youth, when he lived at Bülowsvej. BF

Anders Krisár

Galleri Lars Olsen, Uplandsgade 56, Cph S; ends Nov 19; open Tues-Sat 13:00-18:00,www. gallerilarsolsen.com Internationally-acclaimed Swedish artist Anders Krisár works with moulds and casting to create strange figures in mysterious situations. BF

Warhol & basquiat

Arken Musuem of Modern Art, Skovvej 100, Ishøj; ends Jan 11; open Tue-Sun 10:0017:00, Wed 10:00-21:00; tickets 85kr, Students 70kr, under17s free adm; www.arken.dk This exhibition showcases more than 100 of Andy Warhol and Jean-Michel Basquiat’s collaborative works. BF

titanic

Tivoli, Vesterbrogade 3; ends Dec 30; open Mon-Sun 10:00-20:00; tickets: adults 95kr; www.tivoli.dk The exhibition gives viewers the chance to see reconstructed suites, letters from victims, and artefacts from the liner - minus a necklace. JF

early Modernism

La Luna Convento

Clausens Kunsthandel, Toldbodgade 9, Cph K; ends Oct 29; open Tue-Sat 11:0017:00; www.clausenskunsthandel.dk Through layering paint and found paper, Danish artist Knud Odde creates graphic figures, bordering on religious icons, appropriate for art work made in a former Benedictine monastery. BF

The Pervert

Moderna Museet, Gasverksgatan 22, Malmö; ends 8 Apr 2012; open Tue, Thu, Sun 11:00-18:00, Wed 11:00-21:00; tickets 50 SEK; www.modernamuseet.se Early Moderism features works by artists such as Pablo Picasso, Henri Matisse, Edvard Munch and Sigrid Hjerten. JF

Galleri Nicolai Wallner, Ny Carlsberg Vej 68, Cph V; open Tue-Fri 11:00-18:00, Sat 12:00-15:00; www.nicolaiwallner.com Leipzig-based Christoph Ruckhäberle’s paintings most often show graphically rendered figures in various situations that at first appear normal, but on closer inspection can seem strange. BF

tunnel of Fear

skrald!

Overgaden, neden Vandet 17, Cph K; ends Nov 11; open Tue-Sun 13:00-17:00, Thu 13:00-20:00; www.overgaden. org, www.kopenhagen.dk Ahmet Cevdet Bey: Tunnel of Fear focuses on a strange, new collaboration in which two Turkish artists have merged identities to become a fictional character: mad scientist Ahmet Cevdet Bey. This strange relationship is played out in a ‘chamber of horrors’ style installation about the fictional character and his work. BF

Dimensions of hyper-reality

Gallery B15, Islands Brygge 15, Cph S; ends Nov 9; open Wed-Fri 12:00-18:00, Sat 12:0015:00; www.galleryb15.dk Ricky Allman paints strippeddown post-apocalyptic scenes. Splashes of bright colour highlight the otherwise stark images. Mark Schoening uses a similar colour palette in his painting – stark backgrounds with splatters of neon - which is more abstract in style, exploding over the canvas. BF

Museum of Copenhagen, Vesterbrogade 59, Cph V; ends 31 Jul 2012; open daily 10:0017:00; tickets 20kr, under17s free adm, Fri free adm; www.copenhagen.dk According to Skrald! (or Trash!), we throw out more trash than previous generations. The exhibition includes several hundred objects, photos, and engravings about the history of trash here, along with interactive educational installations. BF

he Chose the Wrong Career

Gallery Poulsen, Contemporary Fine Arts, Flæsketorvet 24, Cph V; ends Nov 12; open Tue-Fri 12:00-17:30, Sat 11:00–15:00; www.gallerypoulsen.com Danish artist Peter Ravn presents a new series of paintings that alternate between humour and tragedy. The figurative, cleanlyexecuted images show professional men in suits in various states of confusion. BF

28 October - 3 November nina beir

Kunsthal Charlottenborg, Nyhavn 2, Cph K; ends Dec 31; open Tue-Sun 11:00-18:00, Wed 11:00-21:00 (free adm after 18:00); tickets 60kr, students 40kr, under-16s free adm; www.kunsthalcharlottenborg.dk Nina Beir presents new work made with second-hand clothes, and a large Persian rug overlaid with dog hair. BF

Klee & CobRA

Louisiana, Gl Strandvej 13, Humlebæk; ends Jan 8; open Tues-Fri 11:00-22:00, Sat-Sun 11:00-18:00; tickets 95kr, under-18s free adm; www. louisiana.dk Featuring the work of COBRA, an European avant garde art movement in the late 1940s and early 1950s - artists like Asger Jorn and Karl Appel were members - and Paul Klee, a Swiss artist known for his colourful childlike paintings. BF

Vertical on my own

Galleri Bo Bjerggaard, Flæsketorvet 85, Cph V, ends Jan 14; open Tue-Fri 13:00-18:00, Sat 12:00-16:00; www.bjerggaard.com This selection of multi-media artwork by Norwegian artist AK Dolven features video, paintings, and a sound installation that explores the recent tragedies in Oslo. BF

simon starling

Kunsthal Charlottenborg, Nyhavn 2, Cph K; ends Jan 22; open Tue-Sun 11:00-18:00, Wed 11:00-21:00 (free adm after 18:00); tickets 60kr, students 40kr, under-16s free adm; www.kunsthalcharlottenborg.dk; performances Sun 14:00 (not 25 Dec and 1 Jan - 22 Jan at 17:00) 2005 Turner Prize winner Simon Starling has created two new pieces, Project for a Masquerade (Hiroshima) (2010-11), an installation about Japanese culture and nuclear energy, and an original piece of puppet theatre called The Expedition, which is 25 minutes long and follows a ‘hapless adventurer’, who looks a lot like Starling in puppet form, on a long journey. BF

Gaugin & Polynesia: An elusive Paradis

Ny Carlsberg Glyptotek, Dantes Plads 7, Cph K; ends Dec 31; open Tue-Sun 11:0017:00; tickets 75kr, free adm to under 18s and on Sundays; www.glyptotekket.dk This retrospective of Paul Gaugin explores his relationship with cultures outside of Europe. The work of the influential artist will be on display next to close to 60 artefacts of Polynesian culture. BF

oana Farcas

LARMgalleri, Esplanaden 8D, Cph K; ends Nov 12; open WedFri 12:00-17:00, Sat 12:00–15:00; www.larmgalleri.dk Farcas paints melancholy portraits of people, both real and fictionalised. Romanian fairy tales and family snap shots inspire her equally. BF

Alright Alright & big bubble

Malmö Konsthall, Johannesgatan 7, Malmö; ends Nov 27; open daily 11:00-17:00; www.konsthal.malmo.se In Alright Alright, Chris Johanson - a self-taught artist from the US heavily influenced by Californian skateboarding and graffiti culture, - creates his work from recycled paint and second-hand materials. Japanese artist Misaki Kawai, the creator of Big Bubble, works in a simple, manga comic book drawing-style making graphic paintings, drawings, and artists’ books. BF

of Large and small

National Museum of Photography, Soren Kierkegaard Plads 1, Royal Library, The Black Diamond, Cph k; ends 10 March 2012; open Mon-Sat 10:00-15:00, tickets: adults 40kr, students 25kr; www.kb.dk A collection of works from artists, philosophers, artists and theories about human existence and the contrast between what is infinitely universal and infinitely microscopic. VM

Jørgen haugen sørensen

Cisternerne – the Museum of Modern Glass Art, Søndermarken, Frederiksberg; ends Nov 27; open Thu, Fri 14:00-18:00, Sat, Sun 11:0017:00; tickets over-14s 50kr, under-14s free adm; www.cisternerne.dk An exhibition featuring Danish sculptor Jørgen Haugen Sørensen’s greatest works of recent years. The sculptures, some moulded in clay and some cast in bronze, all work around the themes of life and death, and love and suffering. JF

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Moderna Museet, Gasverksgatan 22, Malmö; ends Nov 7; open Tue-Sun 11:00-18:00; tickets 50kr, free adm to under18s; www.modernamuseet.se This retrospective of the work of Icelandic artist Sigurdur Gudmundsson focuses on a series of his photographs from the 1970s and 80s. BF

Danish and nordic Art 1750-1900 & French Art 1900-30

Statens Museum for Kunst, Sølvgade 48-50, 1307 Cph K; ends Nov 26; open Tue, ThuSun 10:00-17:00, Wed 10:0020:00, closed Mon; free adm; www.smk.dk Selected from over 3,500 works in the museum’s permanent collection. BF

The Danish Artists’ Autumn exhibition

Den Frie Centre of Contemporary Art, Oslo Plads 1, Cph, Ø; ends Nov 20; open Tue-Fri 12:00-17:00, Thu 12:00-21:00, Sat-Sun, 10:00-17:00; www. denfrie.dk Featuring work by emerging Danish artists. BF

elmgreen and Dragset

Thorvaldsens Museum, 2 Bertel Thorvaldsens Plads, Cph K; ends 29 Jan 2012; open TueSun 10:00-17:00; tickets 40kr, free adm on Wed; www.thorvaldsensmuseum.dk In this exhibition by gay photography duo Elmgreen and Dragset, Danish sculptor Thorvaldsen`s works have been dressed up in various items of clothing such as sports socks and sweat bands. JF

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28 October - 3 November 2011

Seun Kuti & The Egypt 80

Amager Bio Friday, 21:00; 330 kr www.amagerbio.dk www.myspace.com/seunkuti

eun Kuti is the youngest son of Fela Kuti, the now legendary musical innovator from Nigeria who rose to fame during the 1970s and 80s as the creator of afrobeat music. Since the 70s, the Kuti family, along with Seun’s band, have become synonymous with the afrobeat genre as its legacy has spread all over the globe. Seun is very much the heir to his father’s throne – upon Fela’s death in 1997, Seun became the lead singer of his father’s band, Egypt 80 – but perhaps more importantly, he has also adopted his father’s social and political ideals and this is what makes Seun Kuti and the Egypt 80 the passionate and formidable musical force that they are today. 2011 marked the release of Seun’s second studio album, following on from 2008’s Many Things. The new release, entitled From Africa with Fury, borrows from different places to his father’s songs – hints of dub and electronica help to give this protest album a genuinely modern feel whilst retaining the afrobeat roots that Seun Kuti comes from. Afrobeat is a genre that was created in the late ‘60s via the fusion of various aspects of jazz, funk and yoruba, a Nigerian drumming tradition featuring fast and complex patterns of drums and percussive beats, often playing at counter rhythms to one another. Afrobeat is always full of energy and exuberance and, as the first band to play in that particular style, the Egypt 80 have a masterful control of the afrobeat sound. The band’s songs don’t centre around a melody or hook vocal line, but instead focus on a strong, shoulder swaying groove that repeats throughout the song. Various instruments taking turns to add a different accent to the groove as it continues and evolves, often stretching out for ten minutes or more during the band’s live performances. Although Seun Kuti’s music always contains a strong political message – obvious examples include ‘Many Things’ and ‘African Problems’ – this does not mean it is not music to party to. In fact many of Seun’s songs are as much celebrations of the beauty of Africa and its people, as they are protests against the vast political and economic problems faced by so many of Africa’s inhabitants. However, the band by no means want to limit the party to their own continent – over the past two years they have toured throughout Europe and North and South America – in fact this is their second visit to Denmark in 2011, having played an outstanding set at Roskilde Festival . Since the inception of the afrobeat genre, it has moved out of Africa in more ways than one: many bands and artists from all over Europe and the US have cited afrobeat as an essential influence on the music they create. Perhaps the most famous examples of this is Paul Simon’s album Graceland, which borrows heavily from many forms of African music, and Talking Heads’ 1980 album Remain in Light, whose polyphonic rhythms paid tribute to the innovations of Fela Kuti and his band during the previous decade. More recently the likes of Vampire Weekend and Gorillaz have incorporated aspects of afrobeat into their sound, demonstrating that Fela Kuti’s legacy is by no means coming to an end. Our ability to share music more easily now than ever before means that African music is more accessible to those of us that live outside Africa than it has ever been. During recent years, the live show put on by Seun Kuti & The Egypt 80 has been earning respect truly worthy of the Kuti name, with several virtuoso drummers and horn players playing tight and complex rhythms but always keeping the songs accessible through simple bass lines and vocal melodies. You won’t ever feel like you walked into a basement jazz club by accident! The power of this band is unmistakeable and they should provide one of the most exciting concerts in Copenhagen all year. Dave Anderson

The heir to the Afrobeat throne

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Lucy Love

Lille Vega; 20:00; 150kr The Brooklyn-based five-piece offer an immersive brand of dream pop. Neatly captured in their debut record, In Heaven (2011), their engaging compositions have a magnetising effect on the listener. On the receiving end of some favourable reviews from industry giants Pitchfork and performing with Soundvenue’s brand behind them at Vega tonight, Twin Sister are one of the most exciting alternative groups and are set to explode following their outstanding debut. (english) DvdN

Review iceage

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ceage are possibly the most exciting musical export Denmark currently has to offer. In stark contrast to the cookie-cutter traits of Scandinavian pop and indie acts, Iceage produce razor-sharp punk which resonates with local youth culture both here in copenhagen and abroad. Less of a headline spot for Iceage and more a meeting of similar musical minds, this concert at Mayhem consisted of six bands - Iceage, Skurv, Pagan Youth, Hand of Dust, Lower and Timeless Reality. The DIY spirit was in full effect, with performers taking door duty, bar duty and bottle collection the event sporting an entry price of an incredibly low 20 kroner. The evening’s highlights included Pagan Youths’ darkly tinged ballads reminiscent of Nick cave and Hand Of Dust’s incredibly cohesive rhythm section, which

blasted its way through the mandatory 20-minute set time. The formula of self promotion, self management and even booking your own gigs seems to be working for this young crop of bands, and the energy in the venue was infectious. I was looking forward to seeing Iceage again. They have spent the spring and summer on a mammoth tour around europe and this was their first gig in almost five months back on home turf. In truth, I was unsure whether this hard working ethic would further solidify their live performance or detract from the energy of the band. New Brigade, the band’s debut record, is a blistering aural assault that manages to blend their chaotic live presence with a truly exciting set of punk anthems, all wrapped up in mysterious pagan and runic symbolism. I was not disappointed! Within ten seconds of the opening number ‘White Rune’, the floor of loyal fans erupted into a frenzy of elbows and knees and in amongst the carnage I detected a band tighter and more musically adept than ever. a few sound problems did not even de-

Peter murphy

Lille Vega; 21:00, 170kr an english cult figure, Murphy launched his rock career as the lead vocalist for Bauhaus, a mainstay of the post-punk scene in england in the early ‘80s. going solo over 25 years ago, Murphy’s chiselled cheek bones and his mournful lyrics led to his stardom. an eccentric songwriter – borrowing influences from both east and west – his dynamic poetry and tender understanding of musical form is starkly original: his latest record, Ninth (2011), pays testament to his sharp wit and artistic vigour. another one of this week’s highlights. (english) DvdN

Hugh masekela

global, 21:00; 200kr Tucked away in the folds of Nørrebro’s winding streets, global is the home of world music. Tonight global welcomes to the stage a stalwart of South africa’s eminent world music scene, Masekela – a world-renowned jazz musician due to receive a reward at this year’s WOMeX festival. Now 72, Masekela has worked with some of africa’s most esteemed musicians – including Seun Kuti (see page g6) – and is currently midway through his world tour. His seminal performance at global will prove popular, so be sure to book tickets in advance. (english/Zulu) DvdN

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Store Vega; 21:00; 170kr Love is perhaps copenhagen’s best-known hip-hop solo artist, adored for her quirky remixes and imaginatively choreographed live sets. ‘Daddy Was a DJ’ is still a popular club tune across the continent and is a song symptomatic of Love’s distinctive staccato hip-hop style, bouncing with electro pulses and provocative rap samples. as well as playing tracks from her most recent record Kilo – brimful with hybrid dancehip-hop numbers, booming with dancehall remixes, electronic hooks and attitude – there’s also the promise of a couple of new tracks, never before performed. It’s going to be a high-energy concert party-goers are not going to want to miss. (english) DvdN

Loppen; 21:00; 130kr Few band names capture a group’s sound as accurately as F***ed Up. a hardcore punk band from Toronto, the band with the unprintable name have broken every rule in the book – including getting themselves banned from MTV – and are now back with a third studioalbum, David Comes to Life. While less full-on than their earlier material, its progressive sound has seemingly gone down well with their fans. currently in the middle of a haphazard tour of several continents, F***ed Up are one of the biggest bands playing in the city this week. (english) DvdN

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Last weekend’s show was the band’s first in Denmark in five months

tract or mar the group’s performance as Iceage ripped through their set with ice cold stares into the crowd and a disdainful precociousness that further underlined the group’s uncompromising nature. Nurturing bands is something I have noticed copenhagen does particularly well. The social climate and the accessibility to venues means that artists can spawn a local scene with relative ease and take control of their own development. In a time when the music indus-

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try is struggling to stay afloat, it is refreshing to see bands like Iceage, and other contributors in the Danish new punk scene, in control of their own destiny and combining talents and their own hard work to deliver truly enjoyable shows.

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sensation: innerspace Parken; Sat 19:00; 615kr www.SenSation.Com

Tune your senses in for the return of Sensation! cutting-edge pyrotechnics, innovative stage technologies, lasers, big screens and live cameras - and not least the fact that each guest is dressed from head to toe in white – will turn Parken into the largest dance floor Scandinavia’s ever seen. “Sensation Innerspace is more overwhelming than ever…it’s an experience so spectacular it will touch your soul” said Duncan Stutterheim, Sensation founder. The concept for this year’s party is inspired by the seven ‘force cent-

Gorgoroth

The Rock; 19:30; 2o0kr Hailing from the darkest depths of Bergen in Norway, gorgoroth are one of the most ‘brutal’ – to borrow from the metalhead jargon – groups to have emerged in the history of black metal. Named after the plateau of darkness and evil in Mordor in Lord of the Rings, gorgoroth have not made a name for themselves singing love songs and performing quaint renditions on the harpsichord. In a word, their music is but a hair’s width from pure Satanism. gogoroth are just about as dark as it gets. (english) DvdN

ers’ of the body and the moods and the colours that represent them. Some of the world’s best DJ’s will perform including local Danish hero – Flip. So come and feel the sensations! eM

Len Faki Culture Box; Fri 23:00; 70kr

emerging in the early ‘90s, Len Faki (aka LaMonde) has become one of germany’s biggest DJs on the electronic dance music scene. His career skyrocketed in the late ‘00s following a wave of popular mixes and a stream of charismatic live sets at europe’s prime club venues. Renowned for his sharp, minimalistic, and often industrial-flavoured dance music - as well as his energising live sets - Faki is something of a pioneer in the field and his sonic dreams are able to rouse a real atmosphere. (english/german) DvdN

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MUSEUMS CORNER

CONTENT PROVIDED BY GERTRUDE KIEL, KULTURKLIK.DK

Nothing like a man in uniform IF YOU LIKE bright sabres, gold buttons and plenty of military decorations, or are you just into men in uniforms, look no further: Kulturklik this week has some costume-related recommendations that are anything but uniform.

abeit just outside the Copenhagen Harbour area. Among the museum’s models of the sea battles and the urban development of the Copenhagen area over time, you can find sailors, private first class seamen and naval officers from the Battle of Copenhagen in 1801.

Hot-to-trot coppers In the old police station at Fælledvej 20, the Danish Police Museum invites you to experience a carnival of uniforms. You can see the development of the police uniform from the very first uniforms the Danish police force wore in 1793, which was somewhat poncy-looking with yellow pants and a red jacket, to the 1980s embattled policeman’s enforcement attire. It’s interesting to note how the uniforms develop over the period, reflecting the ever-changing assignments of the Danish police force. You get to see the policeman dressed in heavy blue wool, the mounted police, the Nimbus cop and the well-dressed police officer in black, or “the friend of ducks”, as we know him from the much-famed Wonderful Copenhagen poster from the 1950s.

Be prepared for the eccentric Christianshavn has uniforms of the less bloody sort too. The Scout Museum (Arsenalvej 10) hides out in Holmen, and here you can gain insight into the eccentric honours and uniforms of the Scout movement. Among others you can experience a wolf uniform from the 1950s in the authentic ‘Father-of-Four’ style, but the pride and joy of the museum is the uniform Queen Ingrid used to wear. She was patroness for both the Blue and the Green Girl Scouts and had her uniform custom-made so that it would cater for both the Blue and the Green Girl Scouts.

Glorious looking seamen The Danish Police Museum is also exhibiting the uniforms of the Guard Hussars from the Battle of Fælleden in 1872. If you would like to see more of its kind, a visit to the Royal Danish Naval Museum (Overgaden Oven Vandet 58) is highly recommended. Here you can view uniforms from a time when Denmark was a proud maritime nation and men were men, although they were rather short of stature, and when wars were fought ...

Events MIX Copenhagen Lesbian, Gay, Bi, Trans Film Festival Cinemateket (Gothersgade 55) and Empire Bio (Guldbergsgade 29); ends Sun; tickets: 75kr per film, sixmovie pass: 375kr; www.mixcopenhagen.dk Lasting until 30 October, MIX, now in its 26th year, promises to bring a focus on sex and sexuality with a diverse collection of films from around the world, including a large number of films in English.While there will be the usual suspects of kinky leather, romance, laughter, shock tactics and great sex scenes, there will also be more of a focus this year on transsexual people with the new concept of SST 2012, which aims to ‘Stop the medicalisation of trans people’. Among the film themes this year are: ‘Are you a movie Germaniac?,‘If you’re going to San Francisco’, ‘Yes we Canada’, ‘British Broads’, ‘Beam me up, Hottie’ and ‘Post Porn’. With over 100 films, loads of Q&A sessions, debates, parties and an art exhibition crammed into ten days, the problem isn’t finding anything to suit, but rather finding enough time to view as many of these fantastic films as possible. JOS

Thrifty, nifty dressers Also in Christianshavn, you can find the Bank and Thrift Museum (Overgaden Neden Vandet 11). Do not be put off by the fact that you have to ring the bell in order to get in, because right behind the bulky and intimidating door, you can find several splendid artefacts from the history of the banking system. CF Tietgen’s impressive writing desk dominates one of the rooms, and in another you can admire an old cash desk from around the year 1900, when there existed something called The Private Bank. The cash desk is fully supplied with a cash register, stamps and last, but not least, the treasurer’s loose cuffs, which he only wore, when there were customers in the

WOMEX Koncerthuset; ends Sun; Concerts Fri & Sat from 21:00; Tickets 170-370kr; www.womex.com Mainstream radio has not played any traditional music from Azerbaijan lately. Nor any rap from Ghana, soulful acoustic guitar from Mali, cumbria from Colombia’s Caribbean coast, or vocal music from eastern Siberia. Every year WOMEX, the World Music Expo, attempts to change that by spotlighting sound from the regions of the world that the pop machine breezes over. This year is the last chance to attend as in 2012 it will move south to Thessaloniki in Greece. Ayarkhaan Sat 23:30; 170-270kr Ayarkhaan are leaders in the revival, preservation and interpretation of the traditions of the Yakut people of eastern Siberia. The most distinctive instrument of the region is the khomus, a kind of lamellophone, also called a jaw harp. Not dissimilar to traditional Japanese music but with lively rhythms. Blitz the Ambassador Fri 21:00; 170-270kr Currently based in New York, this rapper was born in Ghana and incorporates new rhythms, language and old R&B funk riffs. He has learnt to rap in 6/8 time, and brings together inspirations like Fela Kuti, Chuck D, highlife and swirls of brass. AK

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joint. The cuffs were not supposed to be sullied when the treasurer counted money. Underneath the mango tree In another part of the city in the old part of Frihavn, in Dahlerups Pakhus, the history of customs and taxation revenue is being told at the Customs and Taxation Museum (Langelinie Allé 21). Here one can come face-to-face with the blue border gendarmes and the customs officer from the West Indies in his special tropical customs uniform and study the hierarchy in the Customs Revenue by counting oak foliage inscribed in the sun helmets. They were well red Among the history of uniforms, the red mailman jacket is in a league of its own and has a history that is told at length at the child-friendly Post & Tele Museum (Købmagergade 37). The red heroes - who have delivered the mail through rain, snow and sleet since the 16th century - are perhaps well on their way to becoming a thing of the past, as the Danish and Swedish mail services will be wearing identical uniforms before long. At the museum the children are allowed to try on the uniforms and climb aboard in an old mail coach. You can also meet the telegraphists with their distinctive collars onto which you can see an embroidered compass needle, and the telephonists, whose uniform dresses carry an embroidered telephone thread. A well-earnt rooftop coffee After the visit at the Post & Tele Museum you can enjoy a cup of coffee and the view of the city’s rooftops at Café Hovedtelegrafen (also at Købmagergade 37). If you are really lucky you can experience another distinctive Danish uniform worn by the Royal Life Guards, when they are marching through Købmagergade.

Copenhagen Coin Fair Radisson Blu Falcon- NEW er Hotel, Falkoner Allé 9, 2000 Frederiksberg; Sat 10:00-17:00; tickets 60kr Have a coin lying around that you have a feeling may be worth more than its face value? Bring it to the Copenhagen Coin Fair and have an expert take a look at it. The fair brings together coin collectors and enthusiasts from all over the world into a relaxed setting where their coins, medals and rare banknotes can be properly appreciated. The Copenhagen Coin Fair is open to all with an interest in coin history, from those with a passing interest looking to get their feet wet to the hardcore coin collector. MGA Spar Shipping Fishing Trips Nyhavn 61, Cph K (dock on Lautrupskaj); Weekdays: 225kr from 08:00-15:00, Weekends: twice a day: 07:0012:30 & 12:45-18:00, the trips depend on numbers so are rarely confirmed well in advance; 3333 9355, www.sparshipping.dk Hook a fish on their sea trips. Live Jazz Charlie Scott’s, Skindergade 43, Cph; Tue & Thu 17:0020:30; Free Adm Jazz every Tuesday and Thursday.

CPH: DOX NEW Various venues in Cph; starts Thursday 3 Nov, ends Nov 13; www.cphdox.dk The city’s documentary film festival CPH: DOX kicks off with a screening of ‘How to Start a Revolution’ (Dagmar cinema, 75kr), which follows author Gene Sharp through Cairo during the revolution in Egypt. Sharp, who wrote ‘From Dictatorship to Democracy’ and ‘How to Start a Revolution’, watches as his theories develop into realities through non-violent means in Egypt. For a full preview of CPH:DOX, check out next week’s InOut. MGA The Globe Quiz Nørregade 43-45 Cph K; Thu 19:30; 25kr per person; max five per team Just 25 kroner per person (max five a team) and the winners get 1,000 kroner, second place 500 and third place a crate of beer. As well as three rounds of 15 questions each – courtesy of quizmaster John Kelleher - there are two beer round questions, a raffle and a rollover. Jazz Cruise Memorial anchor at Nyhavn, Cph K; Sun 15:30; 120kr 90 minutes of live jazz plus a tour of the city, with Henning Munk & Plumperne.

NEXT WEEK: KIDS CORNER CPH Moda Outlet NEW Bella Center, Center Boulevard 5, 2300 Cph S; opens Fri, ends Sun, open Fri 17:0020:00 (VIP evening), Sat 10:00-17:00, Sun 10:00-16:00; tickets Fri 200kr, Sat & Sun 65kr, Sun 15:00-16:00, free adm; Advertised as the chance to “make a coup two times a year”, the Moda Outlet’s October edition of discount prices on apparel and accessories is set to offer customers savings of up to 80 percent. A VIP ticket gets you access to the deals before anyone else, as well as a goodie bag with gifts from Iloveshampoo. dk, Vila, Pieces, Paradisvej, Trier Copenhagen, Ricola Original, Fysiq ROYAL, Biotherm, Nivea and Elle. MGA Harness Racing Charlottenlund Race Course, Traverbanevej 10, Charlottenlund; Wed 15:15; 20kr; www. travbanen.dk No Ben Hur thrills and spills here, that’s for sure! History Tours in English starts from Bishop Absalon’s statue at Højbro Plads, Cph K; duration 90 mins; www.historytours.dk English tours are available until the end of November, but only if you book as a group.

Vanløse Torv NEW Flea Market Vanløse Torv; Sat 09:00-16:00 Don’t miss out on the bargains at the last Saturday the flea market will be open for 2011. Filled with dresses, ceramics and other odds and ends, the Vanløse Torv Flea Market will reopen the first Saturday in April. MGA Horse racing Klampenborg Racecourse, Traverbanevej 10, Charlottenlund; Sat 13:00; tickets: 50kr; www.galopbane.dk The last meeting at the racecourse until December to test yourself against the Tote. Southern Cross Quiz Løngangstræde 37, Cph K; Thu 19:30; 25kr per person; max five per team You’ll be impressed with the intelligence of the questions posed by Mike. Intriguing, informative and mostly guessable, he personally writes every one and it shows. The winners get a bottle of vodka and ten pints of beers, which can be redeemed as tokens, second place eight bottles, and last place shots. BH National Museum guided tours Ny Vestergade 10, Cph K; Sun, Tue & Thu 11:00; Free Adm; www.natmus.dk Free guided tours in English three times a week.

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All kinds of everything at the festival to do

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PH Cafeen & PH Salen, Halmtorvet 9, Cph V & Copenhagen School of Music (CSM), Staldgade 29, Cph V; starts Thursday Nov 3, ends Sun Nov 6, PH Cafeen open daily 10:00-late, tickets at www.billetnet; www.irishfestival.dk

Best burger bars in town FINDING a burger in Copenhagen has never been a problem. However, finding a good one can take a bit of work. Luckily there’s no need to search anymore because these four places are sure to hit the spot.

The Dee Diner Vigerslev Alle 124, Valby, Copenhagen SV; 5355 5652; www.thedeediner.dk; burgers from 89kr Located in Valby, the Dee Diner is reminiscent of a 1950s movie and a time when Elvis, Johnny Cash and Buddy Holly ruled the jukebox, this place is as much about having fun as is it eating great burgers. With seven options to choose from, including a kids burger, this place is a must for American enthusiasts. Be sure to check out the MOAB burger (Mother of All Burgers) that weighs in at a heart-tugging 15 ounces. Wundergrund Festival concerts at Huset i Magstræde unless stated; ends 5 Nov; www.wundergrund.dk The festival boasts an array of musicians that play a diverse palette of experimental music ranging from noise to electronic. Both Danish and international musicians are playing at a variety of venues dispersed throughout Copenhagen, with the choicest acts listed below. Jeppe Just Foundation Sat 21:00; tickets 50kr Remember when your mom used to complain when you’d play the drums on pots and pans? A true lesson in the DIY avant-garde, the young Danish composer Jeppe Just never did take those complaints to heart. Just plays his music on a homemade contraption made up of kitchen utensils, buckets, ladders, pipes and an assortment of other objects better suited for the junk yard than on the stage. The Jeppe Just Foundation plays a brand of music that is way beyond outside-the-box. Felix Kubin Sat 22:00, tickets 50kr Another leader in the avant-garde game, German performance artist Felix Kubin pays testament to electronic pioneers through his worship of synthesizers, drums machines and computer software from the ‘80s. Kubin serves as a worthy counterpart to the Jeppe Just Foundation that precedes his performance.

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Burger & Bun Istedgade 60, Cph V; 3535 7550, www. burgerbun.dk; burgers from 85kr Burger & Bun is the brainchild of the owners of Michelin star restaurant Kiin Kiin. Located on thriving Istedgade, all of the burgers come with 200 grams of tasty fresh sliced beef, organic salad, and homemade sauces - the pick of which has to be the garlic mayonnaise. You can personalise the burger into an American with cheese and bacon, Italian with blue cheese and Ruccola or Mexican with avocado and chilli. French fries, milkshakes and Burger & Bun’s own homebrewed LA Lager are also available. Halifax Burger Restaurant & Bar Frederiksborggade 35, Cph K and others; 3332 7711; www.halifax.nu; burgers from 115kr Halifax Burger Restaurant & Bar is a firm favourite of the Danes and for good reason. Here there’s the option of predesigned burgers such as the traditional bacon and cheese, veggie burger with goat’s cheese and chilli-fried mushrooms, or the option to pick from a range of handpicked ingredients and homemade goods to design a personalised burger.

Casper Hernández Cordes & Donald Filipsen Sun 22:00; Free adm Sound artist Casper Hernandez Cordes teams up with improvisational pianist Donald Filipsen to create a performance that will truly be a journey into the spontaneous unknown. With assistance from young music students, the duo plan to take the audience on a journey with the help of their instruments (both digital and traditional), their voices and their smart phones. David Moss & Sdeng Literaturhaus, Møllegade 7, Cph N; Tue 20:00; tickets 50kr Moss’s career has been one driven by the combination of a gift and technique. As a leader in the alternative vocal techniques, Moss has done everything from serving as a soloist for the Berlin Philharmonic to making appearances at small clubs around the world. Tonight, he is joined by Sdeng, an electronic group hailing from Italy. Kresten Osgood Trio Literaturhaus, Tue 21.00; tickets 50kr Osgood has been a leading avantgarde voice for years, and assisting him in his exploration of the musically unique and bizarre are Peter Friis Nielsen on electric bass and saxophonist Laura Toxværd. Expect a brand of music with a futuristic bent while still playing on each artist’s respective influences.

JIMMY FYFE

Copenhagen Irish Festival

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Café Zugarbaby Vesterbrogade 113, Cph V; 3325 2322; www.zugarbaby.dk; burgers from 50kr With four burger types available, in two sizes, Café Zugarbaby is the place to go for an affordable yet tasty burger. Options include the traditional burger with bacon and cheese, the mushroom burger and guacamole burger. A children’s chicken burger is also available. All burgers come with French fries and miracle whip. For those needing a quick hit at lunch, options include the Mexicansk burger with jalapenos and cheddar cheese, and the vegetarian burger with squash and aubergine.

BACK FOR the 33rd consecutive time is the Copenhagen Irish Festival. Held between November 3 and 6, the festival will be presenting many new exiting artists, as well as legends of traditional Irish music. With four days of intense Irish shenanigans planned, the festival will be a grand opportunity for both Irish and foreigners to enjoy a taste of what makes the country so great. Held in the middle of Copenhagen, with two dedicated music and cultural venues, the festival line-up is jam packed with great artists. Right from the get-go this year’s festival promises to be a blast, with the festivities beginning at PH Caféen, where the interior will be completely redecorated. Whilst exact details are being kept under wraps, organisers have said that visitors can expect to feel like they are in a beautiful Irish village. The International Shamrocks & Ioscaid CSM; Fri 4 Nov, 20:00, doors open 18:30; tickets 200kr The festival will really heat up on Friday when these two bands play at the Copenhagen School of Music. The International Shamrocks will present a great variety of Irish traditional instrumental music from melancholic 17th century O’Carolan pieces to more energetic numbers. While relative newcomers Ioscaid - pronounced ‘iss kidge’ - have only been together since 2008, but you would never know watching them. Frequently on tours, they recently won the Siansa Gael Linn competition.

Kids Snedronning (Snow Queen)

Theatre Zeppelin, Valdemarsgade 15, Cph V; ends Nov 29, performances Sun 13:00, Tue & Thu 09:30 & 12:00, Wed 10:00, Fri: 10:00; Tickets: 35165kr; www.zeppelin.dk Proving that HC Andersen’s stories are just as much of a hit today as they were long ago, The Snow Queen is an adventurous journey of evolution. Set at a hotel far away from civilisation, the story follows two friends Kay and Gerda who are suddenly delivered a magic mirror - with no idea where it came from. The mirror turns out to be a gateway to another world – the Snow Queen’s icy universe – where all your innermost dreams and wishes come true … but for a price. Visually stunning, the set boasts a raw and rusty icy hotel by innovative, award-winning designer Joanni Eggert. The Snow Queen is a fantastic dramatisation sure to warm up kids’ imaginations. EM

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Andy Irvine + Dónal Lunny & Full Set CSM; Sat 5 Nov, 20:00, doors open 18:30; tickets 250kr Irvine and Lunny, individually, together and in many different contexts, have played concerts all over the world, recording and producing albums since the 1960s. They know each other well as they were once co-members of one of Ireland’s most legendary bands, Planxty, who in the 1970s achieved new standards for Irish traditional music. To hear Irvine sing is to hear Ireland’s soul. A pioneer of the Irish music industry, he is an icon who has performed with such artists as Christy Moore, Dónal Lunny, Liam Flynn and Paul Brady. Legendary bouzouki player Lunny, meanwhile, is a producer, songwriter, musician, television and radio personality and so much more. Also playing on Saturday night is Full Set, a band that truely understands how to create splendid and unique different sounds full of energy and surprises whilst remaining true to their traditional roots.

Blue NEW Zangenbergs Theatre, Pilestræde 59, Cph K; ends Sun, performances Thu (today) & Fri at 09:30 & 10:30, Sat & Sun at 10:00 & 11:00; tickets: adults 120kr, kids 50kr; www.zangenbergsteater.dk Water is all around us: trickling, dripping, running, leaping, roaring, oozing, steaming and roaring. Seeking to interpret this magical clear substance in a theatre performance are two dancers and a musician. They’ll take kids on a journey to appreciate the wonder that is water in all its forms and colours. Recommended for ages 0-4. EM Kling Klang NEW Folketeatret, Nørregade 39, Cph k; ends Nov 6, performances on Fri, Tue-Thu at o9:30 & 11:30, Sat, Sun at 10:30 & 12:00; tickets: adults 120kr, kids 50kr; www. folketeatret.dk There is sound and music everywhere, whether the instrument is a carrot or a bike frame, a tap or bin. Exciting and rhythmic music can be created from just about anything as the performers in Kling Klang will prove. The show centres on communication between humans both with and without words and the way we make friends with each other. Recommended for ages 3-8. EM

Ash Plant PH Salen; Thu 20:00, doors open 19:00; tickets 100kr Opening the festival are Ash Plant, who this year are celebrating their 30th anniversary of being together. Since 1981, ‘Ash Plant’ have been wowing the world with their traditional Irish songs and tunes, and their opening concert will be no different. Based here, the band have played all over Denmark and Europe, and have even been requested to play in Argentina. Céilí dancing PH Salen; Sun 6 Nov, 16:00-18:00; tickets 40kr For those looking for jam sessions, there will be plenty of opportunities at several different locations on every day of the festival. Additionally, on Sunday (Nov 6) there’s a chance to learn the traditional Irish dance, the Céilí, taught by members of the Dark Green School of Irish Dancing. JESSICA O’SULLIVAN

Creepy Crawly Experimentarium, Tuborg Havnevej 7, Hellerup; ends September 2012, open daily 09:30-17:00; under-threes free adm, under-12s 100kr, over-12s 160kr; www.experimentarium.dk Learn more about the creepy crawlies that share your living space. From flies and ants to spiders and maggots, learn the unexpected places where insects live and don’t leave without your Creeponaut certificate.

Mummy Daddy Baby In The Wild Naturcenter Vestamager, Granatvej 1-15, 2770 Kastrup; every weekend until 27 Nov, 10:00-16:00; www. naturcentervestamager.dk A great exhibition for your little ones to learn about hedgehogs and their cubs, migrating birds, seeds, fruit and much more. There are also games and children’s stories about the lives of animals and plants.

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ANYONE who’s spent any time at all in Copenhagen or Denmark will know that the country’s crowning culinary achievement is the brunch. Part French, part American and part, well, Danish, this tray of treats is served up on kitchen and cafe tables around the land, and can be adapted to suit any appetite, taste preference or degree of hangover. The other morning, as I so often do, I created a brunch out of what was knocking around in my kitchen. Of course, this being autumn in Denmark, that largely consisted of things like apples and pears - which led to my interpretation of a Waldorf Salad - but it also took in the classic eggs and bacon. It wouldn’t be brunch without it.

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Restaurant Kiin Kiin Guldbergsgade 21, Copenhagen N; 3535 7535; fourcourse menu 450kr, sevencourse 775kr (with wine menu 1450kr); www.kiin.dk There are only two Thai restaurants in the whole world that have been awarded a Michelin star. One of them is in London, the other one is Kiin Kiin, which you will find in the heart of Nørrebro. And it is well deserved. Kiin Kiin isn’t just a restaurant, it’s an experience, a place where every little detail is thought through. PDR 1. th. Herluf Gade 9, 1052 Cph K; 3393 5770, 1th@1th.dk; www.1th.dk; 1,250kr per person 1. th. is a gourmet restaurant with a twist. Tucked away behind a hard to-find-door on the first floor to the right of a typical Copenhagen apartment, the restaurant is based around the concept of the dinner party with guests stepping into what appears to be a private apartment and then being utterly spoilt by their hosts. The monthly set menu costs 1,250kr and has a whopping ten courses, and you can tell them in advance of any food quirks you might have and they will personalise the menu for you. Terrific food, friendly and attentive service and a unique setting. CS A Porta Eta 1792 17 Kongens Nytorv, 1050 Cph K; open Mon-Sat, lunch served 11:30-16:00, dinner 17:30-22:00, nightclub FriSat after 22:00 (entrance fee 100kr), closed Sun; 3311 0500, www.cafeaporta.dk; Doubling as a nightclub after dark, the pricey A Porta Eta is situated a mere ten feet from the Kongens Nytorv Metro entrance and is a newly-renovated, art deco style bistro, with scrupulous service and an accommoda-

LATE AUTUMN BRUNCH

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Perfect Scrambled Eggs eggs butter chopped chives crème fraiche

I have to admit that this scrambled eggs recipe is pretty much Gordon Ramsey’s. I know what you’re thinking: I can make scrambled eggs thank you very much, I need no help. Wrong. If you’re not doing them as per the method below then you need guidance! Break however many eggs you want into a pan

along with a tablespoon of diced butter. Turn up the heat on the stove to a medium-high and use a spatula (very important) to mix the eggs. Always keeping the eggs moving with the spatula, take the pan on and off the heat. This allows the heat remaining in the pan to cook the eggs whilst not allowing them to get too hot. You’re going for slow, delicate cooking. As the eggs begin to firm up note, you’re looking for a loose, silky texture at the end - stick in a bit more butter. Season the eggs right at the last minute when they come off the heat - also add the chopped chives and a tablespoon of crème fraiche.

Simon’s Waldorf Salad apples & pears spring onion natural yoghurt balsamic vinegar

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tive atmosphere. KRG Cap Horn Nyhavn 21, Cph K; open Mon-Fri 10:00-00:00, Sat-Sun 09:00-00:00; 3312 8504; starters from 99kr, main courses from 139kr, desserts from 39kr; see www.caphorn.dk for special events Nyhavn, the old harbour, is an idyllic area of magic and hygge what the Danes like to say when referring to anything that is cosy, charming, or delightful: all qualities Cap Horn has in abundance. Its simple menu boasts a fine selection of organic, homemade Danish fare, with a touch of seasonal influence. There were two highlights: the veal, pumpkin, mushrooms and potatoes with amazing truffle sauce (a ‘best ever veal experience) and the chocolate cake (‘Oh My God’), which was possibly the best chocolate cake ever! MM BioMio Halmtorvet 19, 1700 Cph V; open daily 12:00-24:00 (later Fri and Sat), kitchen open 12:00-22:00; 3331 2000; starters 75kr, mains 135kr; www. biomio.dk Located in an old warehouse next to trendy Kødbyen, Bio Mio is certainly unusual for conservative Copenhagen. It’s stylish without being pretentious, fast enough that you don’t go crazy waiting for food, and loud enough that you can make a racket without anyone raising an eyebrow. JH SushiTreat Fox Jarmers Plads 3, Cph V; open Mon-Thu 16:30-22:00, Fri-Sat 16:30-24:00 with Club Treat from 22:00-02:00; 3338 7030 The newly-opened restaurant SushiTreat at the Hotel Fox serves the best California-style sushi in the city, offers an impressive drinks and wine card, and has a completely unique atmosphere on Friday and Saturday nights when you can order sushi until 2am while listening to some of the city’s best DJs . MOC

Oysters & Grill Sjællandsgade 1B, 2200 Copenhagen N; open Mon-Sat 17:30-24:00, Sun 12:00-21:00; oysters cost 15-35kr each, main courses cost 135-185kr; 7020 6171; www.cofoco.dk Oysters & Grill is not rocket science, yet it give diners in Copenhagen access to fresh and delicious food at reasonable prices with an emphasis on seafood, fish and meats, which are prepared simply and flavourfully. NA Thai Flavours Vesterbrogade 30, Cph V; open Sun-Thu 12:00-23:00, Fri-Sat 12:00-23:30; Starters 60kr, mains 100kr; 3331 3170, thaiflavours30@gmail.com; www.thaiflavours.dk A worthy exponent of the Thai kitchen has opened recently in Vesterbro, just one block from the Planetarium and the lakes. The utterly unpretentious yet stylish Thai Flavours has a hospitable and authentic atmosphere and walls that let you breathe. KRG Saga Queen Havnegade 31, Cph K (near Nyhavn); sails twice Thu-Sat at 13:00 (lunch ) & 19:00 (dinner); reservations 4675 6460 & info@sagaqueen.dk; www. sagaqueen.dk The city’s only restaurant cruise ship, the Saga Queen offers a two-hour lunch cruise and a three-hour dinner cruise. Every table has a wonderful window view, and there’s a choice of set menus. Sometimes a meal can feel like an eternity, but here the time passed by quickly and pleasurably as we enjoyed a feast for both our eyes and our very satisfied stomachs. JC Brasserie Degas Trommesalen 5, Cph V; 3322 2826; see www.brasseriedegas.dk for more info If you like macarons, this is the place to get them. The brasserie also serves main courses like

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of the ripe pear, crunch of the nuts, and tang of the balsamic. Wash and slice the apples and pears finely; wash and chop spring onion. Combine apple, pear and spring onion in mixing bowl with nuts. Pour in natural yoghurt (don’t overdo it, you want yoghurt that just lines the other ingredients, not that swamps them in a soup) and an optional tiny splash of balsamic vinegar. Mix well but try to not break things up.

Porridge with Dried Fruit porridge oats dried plums & apricots honey

Heat some water on the stove (don’t boil), remove from heat and drop in a handful of dried plums or apricots. You only want to leave them in there for half a minute or so. Take them out and carefully chop into quarters. Add to porridge with a teaspoon of honey.

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Saxo Cafe Colbjørnsensgade 11, 1652 Cph V; open 11:00-23:00; 3888 8288, www.saxocafe.dk; Chinese buffet 128kr pp, dim sum dishes from 35kr Saxo’s menu is an eclectic and comforting mix of cultures, incorporating Thai, Chinese and Vietnamese buffets, Dim Sum and Vietnamese menus, and traditional Danish fare. With such a wide choice, it’s a great place to go as a group who can’t agree on a choice of cuisine. On our visit our favourites were the Dum Sums - particularly the steamed pork dumplings that are perfectly fluffy. AK Gold Prag Gothersgade 39, 1123 Cph K; open Tue-Wed 17:00-23:30; Thu-Sat 17:00-24:00; SunMon closed; appetisers from 19Kr, mains from 89kr; 3391 4712, www.goldprag.dk Gold Prag has a distinct Austrian, Hungarian, Czech and Polish heritage and lives in a time of its own. The main courses are substantial, honestly cooked and rich in taste and include Vienna schnitzel with baked new potatoes and coleslaw and chicken breast topped with apricots and cheese. There are also dumplings cooked in the Austrian way and delicious goulash among the many different servings to be had. All in all it is a rough and tumble sort of place that is elegantly primitive with charisma, heartiness and austerely excellent food that perfectly accompanies classic beers and wine. SC Restaurant Dalaman Vodroffsvej 15, Frederiksberg C; Open daily 16:0024:00; 3322 1231 www.dalaman.dk; three-course menus 119kr, 139kr & 159kr pp Turkish restaurant Dalaman puts an emphasis on good food and customer satisfaction. It’s a haven for meat lovers and is popular among its clientele for

Pubs The Irish Rover Strøget 46, 1161 Cph K; Open daily 10:00-late; www. irishrover.dk You won’t find a more childfriendly pub in the whole city. From the fish and chip expat family nights at 17:00 on the last Friday of every month, to enjoying the Sunday roast (lamb, all the trimmings, just 99kr, kids portion for 58kr), they are always welcome. There’s live music Thursday-Sunday (22:00-late), the kitchen is open from 10:00 until late every day - serving a burger meal with pint for just 120kr - the pub caters to all sports fans, there’s a pool table in their back room where you can smoke, and upstairs there’s a new lounge area, which is the perfect place to relax with a view over Strøget. BH Brew Pub Vestergade 29, 1456 Cph K; restaurant open MonSat 12:00-22:00, pub open Mon-Thu 12:00-24:00, FriSat 12:00-02:00, Sun closed; 3332 0060; www.brewpub.dk; three-course lunch menu 155kr The menu is full of hearty, homely, yet inventive dishes featuring inspired use of the same wonderful ingredients that go into the brewing process. Each dish can be easily matched by one of Brew Pub’s own concoctions from the casks across the courtyard. AK Kennedy’s Irish Bar Gammel Kongevej 23, 1610 Cph V; Open Mon-Sun 12:0002:00 It’s not an Irish pub. Instead it’s a pub owned by Irishmen, and there’s a big difference. It’s an authentic taste of what the Emerald Isle was like in the 1980s in a pub totally devoid of concepts, themes, and DIY Irish pub kits. Drop by at 17:00 on Fridays for the traditional Irish music sessions which are rapidly gaining in popularity. BH

Southern Cross Løngangstræde 37, Cph K; open Sun-Thu 15:00-03:00, Sat-Sun 12:00-05:00; 3311 0939 This Aussie boozer is a mecca for expats and Danes, old and young, that has a lively darts board, a fortnightly quiz, a good sports-viewing atmosphere, and a happy hour that lasts to 8pm during which you can beers for just 30kr. JHW The Dubliner Amagertorv 5, Strøget, 1160 Cph K; Opening Hours: Mon-Sun 10:00-late This pub is never quiet. It’s the perfect place for sports fans to mingle, or for live music which it provides every day. It also serves food all day from 10am to 10pm, and diners can find peace from the music and sport on a table overlooking the walking street, or on the first floor balcony overlooking Amagertorv. BH The Globe Nørregade 43-45, 1165 Cph K; Opening hours vary, until 03:00 Fri-Sat Friendly service and good value food make this the perfect city pub, and it’s difficult to know where to enjoy your pint given the number of options. If it’s company you want, you might try the main bar, or a private function, the second bar; seating-wise pull up a high chair, relax on cushioned benches or lord it as a bishop for the evening; or go genteel in the library - a great place to cheat in the fortnightly quiz, the longest running in the city. BH The Old English Pub Vesterbrogade 2B, 1620 Cph V; Open Sun-Thu 11:30-02:30, Fri-Sat 11:30-04:30; 3332 1921; www.oldenglishpub.dk This Victorian style English pub has all the class and authenticity of a Cotswolds country pub not a Costa del Sol flea trap. Facing Tivoli’s arches and just a stone’s throw from Strøget, it’s the ideal pit-stop on a tour of the city centre LB

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mushrooms. each course, needless to say, was accompanied with wines that were not only carefully chosen, but were organic and had aged in original caskets. The naturalness at krogs does not end there. As I was presented the various courses, I could not help but notice the freshness of the ingredients bought from small local suppliers, such as the langoustine from Gilleleje, and the vegetables that I was told are purchased daily. In other words, one can indulge at krogs without even a

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As DenmArk’s gastronomical reputation soars high, there is one particular restaurant that is intent on defying all trends and pre-conceived notions while fighting to bring back traditions with a 21st century twist. I am talking about krogs Fiskerestaurant on Gammel strand in the heart of Copenhagen. krogs, one of the oldest restaurants in the country, began serving food in 1910 and was the result of the vision and seafood passion of Christian soerensen krog, or ‘Oyster krog’ as he was popularly known. Perhaps his intentions were to set up a fine dining house where one could unwind after a hard day’s work, for the area, which is today a prestigious yet cosy location in the centre of town, used to be the old fishing harbour of Copenhagen, with the fish market located just around the corner from the restaurant. In 1915 the restaurant changed hands and moved to its current location, undergoing a complete facelift and relaunching as a distinguished eatery under the assured leadership of Jutta Berg, who quickly established an excellent reputation. Her recipes and cooking brought such fame that the elderly population of the city still reminisces over the aromatic wafts of her famous fish soup. so much so that Christian X, who ruled at the time, was known to be a regular customer. And speaking of famous people, it was none other than Orson Welles who opined that krogs was the only restaurant north of the riviera that was capable of producing a decent bouillabaisse. Today every aspect of krogs boasts regality, from the gold-trimmed furnishings to the silverware and the baboon perched on the wall (a gift from the royal house). Over the past year, since taking over the restaurant, head chef Boris Buono, who is a Formel Btrained chef with international experience, has been striving to give krogs another facelift as it reaches its centenary. Buono aspires to bring back classic scandinavian and French dishes by giving them a modern edge. I witnessed this in the various courses that I was served, from the Pickled herring with a jelly base and the Dover sole, to the Danish lobster served with truffle and spinach and monkfish served with fresh cream and chanterelle

feeling a trace of guilt due to the high quality of the ingredients. no expense is spared obtaining ingredients, which after careful study is purchased from the best sources, such as the blanched tomato in one of the courses, which I was told was bought in napoli. And when the food is of such high quality, it is only expected that the service is of a similar standard. It is at very few restaurants today that one can find relaxed and attentive waiting staff who inform and educate you about the wine and the food.

As is the trend with most gourmet and michelin-starred restaurants, krogs is not about culinary extravaganza. As Buono puts it: “An evening at krogs is not about witnessing a magnificent display of culinary experiments, but about switching off from the daily hustle bustle, and committing yourself to a meal that will not only satisfy your palates but leave a genteel aftertaste.” anee jayaraj

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Blistering barnacles: finally another film worth seeing in 3D JESSICA O’SULLIVAN

The Adventures of Tintin 3D (7) Dir: Steven Spielberg; US action, 2011, 107mins; Jamie Bell, Daniel Craig, Andy Serkis

Premiered October 27 Playing nationwide

HE ADVENTURES of Tintin is based on the much loved Tintin comic books that have for decades captured both children’s and adults’ imagina-

tions. Directed by the infamous Steven Spielberg and produced by the super clever Sir Peter Jackson, the script is based on three of the stories: The Crab with the Golden Claws, The Secret of the Unicorn, and Red Rackham’s Treasure. From the very beginning of this action-packed film viewers can expect to fall in love with the ever-curious and always fearless young reporter Tintin (Bell) and his ever loyal companion, Snowy, the super-smart, snow-white terrier. Filmed in 3D, this film is as much about a great story as it is the amazing special effects. The tale begins with Tintin and Snowy discovering an explosive and deadly secret, concealed within a centuries-old model ship. As the story progresses the loveable two are drawn into an old mystery, whilst battling with the fun and scrupulous gangster Ivan Ivanovitch Sakharines (Craig), a merciless bandit who is convinced that Tintin has acquired the clues to an immense treasure. Tintin - with the help of Snowy, bumbling Captain Haddock (Serkis) and two hopeless detectives, Thompson and Thomson (Simon Pegg and Nick Frost) - sets out on an adventur-

“And Mr Spielberg told us that it was only he that could walk on water.”

ous journey that takes him half way round the world. Here he is forced to outwit and outmanoeuver his many enemies in a breathless race to find the remains of the ship, the Unicorn, which may just contain more than any of them had ever bargained for. From the opening credits to the very end this film is a playful contradiction of old and new. Whilst the film very much stays true to the mythical and timeless world that Hergé so masterfully created - think cobbled streets, shuttered windows, old ladies walking decadent dogs - the introduction of slick film techniques and 3D wizardry

make it a modern story for an audience that isn’t so easily impressed by standard special effects anymore. One scene that excellently demonstrates the joys of modern cinematic techniques is when Captain Haddock, stricken by sobriety, relays his family history. Here the viewer is taken on a glorious visual assault as Spielberg reaches a height of creativity not seen since Avatar. Through masterful match cuts and dissolves, viewers are sure to be wowed by reflections in blades and bubbles, the bottom of a whiskey bottle transforming into a telescope and a desert morphing into a

squalling ocean. Spielberg has long been an avid fan of The Adventures of Tintin comic books, as well as Jackson himself. Whilst it was Spielberg who bought the rights to Tintin after Hergé’s death in 1983, it was Jackson who first suggested that a live action adaptation would not do justice to the comic books and that motion capture was the best way of representing Hergé’s world of Tintin. As with any literary adaptation there is always the concern that the characters will disappoint the fans of the books. Luckily Spielberg has

True to form, SJP really sucks in the city I Don’t Know How She Does It (15) Dir: Douglas McGrath; US comedy, 2011, 89 mins; Sarah Jessica Parker, Greg Kinnear, Pierce Brosnan, Christina Hendricks

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ARAH JESSICA PARKER is a hotshot investment banker/wannabe super mum in this new dramedy that brings nothing new to the genre other than to say that trying to be a man is a waste of a woman. (well D’uh!)

Let me start off by admitting (embarrassingly) that I enjoyed watching this film regardless of the facts that A. I am not a woman (clearly the target audience). B. I am not a rich and successful woman with a job that I love, a full time nanny, a great house, a wonderful husband, terrific kids and wanting for absolutely nothing (maybe a few less of these out there). C. It is a mediocre film at best (plenty of these out there). SJP is Kate, an investment banker (here’s a job that will really win over the audience) ‘struggling’ in a man’s world when she finally gets her big break. Jack Abelhammer (Bro-

snan) loves her fund proposal and wants to finalise it – but that means many flights between Boston and New York. But how will Kate have time to bake a pie for her daughter’s bake sale? (This is apparently a big problem). The movie then follows Kate, who runs around with more ferver than a tasmanian devil, as she tries to balance her home life with her architect husband Richard (Kinnear) and their two kids with her work life. Although to be honest, perhaps if they had just sat down and talked about the situation they could have worked it out and saved 30 minutes of film. Along the way the movie is

played it safe here by creating a Tintin who, with his neutral English accent and boyish gait, is easily likeable although perhaps not overly memorable. The pace throughout the film is extremely fast, and with its endless chase sequences, keeping up can at times be tiring. This aside, the film catches you from the very beginning and makes it hard for you to resist joining in. Action-packed, visually dazzling, and fantastically fun, Tintin creator Hergé thought that Spielberg was the only director capable of filming Tintin, and he may just be right.

populated with cookie cutter characters (just like the phrase cookie cutter is very cookie cutter) such as stern boss (Kelsey Grammar) and the office jerk (Seth Meyers) in addition to actual supermom Wendy Best (Busy Phillips). The lone interesting character is Kate’s assistant Momo (Olivia Munn) but even her robot-like character melts into something else by the end. Let me now finish and say that after writing this review, I have no idea why I enjoyed watching the movie the first time, but I have no intention of ever watching it again. KEVIN EVANCIO

“Keep kissing me so no-one can see I’m 63,” says Parker

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28 October - 3 November 2011

New this Week What’s your number? Dir: Mark Mylod; US Comedy, 2011, 106 mins; Anna Faris, Chris Evans, Ari Graynor What’s Your Number feels more like an underdeveloped sitcom pilot than a hit romantic comedy. Faris plays the role of Ally Darling, a swinging single who reads a magazine article entitled ‘How many romantic partners should a woman have in a lifetime?’ Ally realises her number is high - 19 - and figures she must have let the right guy get away … so begins the hunt for the best ex. Faris delivers with perfect comic timing proving she’s better than the film she’s in - if only the writers could’ve made her character less hysterical and more real. The film takes forever to get underway and when it finally does, you find yourself looking for something to distract you while waiting for the inevitable conclusion.

Halloween Horror Tricks Festival

Husets Biograf, Magstræde 14, Cph k; Halloween Horror Tricks Festival: Fri, Sat, 19:00 & 21:30, tickets 50kr per show, 70kr for both shows; Paranormal Activity: Tokyo Night Thu 23:30, Fri, Sat 22:30, Sun 21:30, Mon 21:00, tickets 65kr; http:// husetmagstraede.dk Celebrate the great American tradition of Halloween with some self-induced scares from old horrors. Friday night will see the 1941 Murder in 3-D (a ten

minute blood bath!) followed by The Tingler from 1959. At 21:30 a 35mm ‘trailer show’ will play for just over an hour with trailers from The Exorcist, Demon Seed and Vampire Kids. If you’re part of Saturday night’s audience, you’ll be transported back to 1959 with the film House on Haunted Hill. Following that will be a repeat screening of Friday’s 35mm trailer show. Showing every night for five nights is Paranormal Activity: Tokyo Night. Directed by Toshikazu Naga and running for 90 minutes this is the officially sanctioned Japanese sequel to Oren Peli’s 2009 Paranormal Activity. The storyline involves the Yamano family, who live in a remote area of Tokyo, Japan. When their father goes away on business, 19-year-old Koichi is left to look after his wheelchair-bound sister who has returned to Japan after surviving a car accident while in America. When strange and unexplainable things start to happen in the Yamano home, Koichi persuades his sister to set up a video camera to capture them on film. What begins as small supernatural events grows quickly to a deadly and terrifying haunting experience. EM

Book Your Tickets Drive (15) Dir: Nicolas Winding Refn; 2011; 95 mins; Ryan Gosling, Carey Mulligan Make sure you’re in your seats early for this one or else you’ll miss one of the most brilliant opening scenes in a movie ... ever. Refn manages to build ex-

traordinary tension before igniting brief outbursts of violence. Sheer brilliance! KE

One Day (7) Dir: Lone Scherfig; UK/US drama, 2011,107 min; Anne Hathaway, Jim Sturgess, Patricia Clarkson Everyone could probably point to a past event of which the consequences have literally dictated who and where they are today. ‘One Day’ is a meditation on this theme with a bit more in the mix. The nicely interwoven themes, and the generally believable acting have the film living up to its own ambitious intentions, delivering an emotional punch in the gut. KG

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows II (11) Dir: David Yates; 2011, 130 mins; Daniel Radcliffe, Emma Watson, Rupert Grint The Harry Potter finale ended an era last July. Cinematic magic follows our heroic threesome, and with a litany of impossible foes and an action-packed battle sequence finale, it’s one of the better HP films. SS

Avoid like the Plague Abduction (11) Dir: John Singleton; US action, 2011, 106 mins; Taylor Lautner, Lily Collins, Michael Nyquist, Abduction is a fast and furious ride in which violent things will happen whether the plot has

prepared for them or not. Realism and filmic integrity are sacrificed for the obligatory and predictable Hollywood-isms. The story runs that one night while working on a school project with a cute girl, Nathan (Lautner) discovers his baby picture on a missing children’s website. One ill-advised phone call later and he finds himself in a sinister web of corruption and hitmen. So who is it for? The formula of having a grim subtext frequently eclipsed by scenes of animal magnetism may be suitable for couples out on a date but we need to call a spade a spade - Abduction is frenzied, flashy and, not surprisingly, pretty shallow. KG

still probably love this movie, though there is less Mr Bean and more Blackadder this time around. KE

Footloose (11) Dir: Craig Brewer; US dance, 2011, 100 mins; Kenny Wormald, Julianne Hough, Dennis Quaid, Andie MacDowell For many who grew up loving this classic film, this remake will no doubt destroy a story that for so many people was almost flawless. JOS

Also Playing

Crazy, Stupid, Love (7) Dir: Glenn Ficarra, John Requa; 2011; 118 mins; Steve Carell, Julianne Moore, Ryan Gosling Carell re-enacts his 40-Year-Old Virgin character in this fluffy, finely manicured romcom. He and Gosling make an appealing buddy couple, with Gosling alluring as a lithe and ruthless tomcat. Pleasure can be had watching this; however the slapstick finale feels hopelessly banal. AS

Johnny English Reborn Dir: Oliver Parker; UK com, 2011, 101 mins; Rowan Atkinson, Gillian Anderson, Dominic West Not knowing whether to take itself seriously or be goofball Bean funny, Johnny English Reborn hovers in the dreaded middle ground of comic purgatory. Bottom line: It has some LOL moments and fans of Atkinson will

Bobby Fischer Against the World (11) Dir: Liz Garbus; 2011; 93 min Bobby Fischer, Regina Fischer This is a poignant and unsettling film, but Garbus provides no revelations for anyone who has followed Fischer’s story. AS

Horrible Bosses (11) Dir: Seth Gordon; 2011; 100 mins; Jason Bateman, Charlie Day Ferociously plot-driven with several hilarious scenes, Horrible Bosses unfolds like dominos tumbling faster and louder. KRG

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Page One: Inside the New York Times (15) Dir: Andrew Rossi; US doc, 2011, 88 mins Clearly aimed at media nerds, the film is an unashamed labour of love revealing Rossi’s admiration and respect for the grand old ‘Grey Lady’. AS

Friends with Benefits (3) Dir: Will Gluck; 2011; 109 mins; Justin Timberlake, Mila Kunis, Woody Harrelson, Richard Jenkins The film is fast and funny, but ultimately predictable. Your enjoyment of it may well come down to how much you love or hate Justin Timberlake! VS

The Three Musketeers 3D (11) Dir: Paul WS Anderson; UK adventure, 2011, 102 mins; Logan Lerman, Matthew MacFadyen, Ray Stevenson, Luke Evans When you have the director behind the outrageous Resident Evil pictures, with money to burn and a desire to do 3D, attempting to rework a classic piece of literature, what could possibly go wrong? A lot. Lerman, MacFadyen and Stevensen show good chemistry as war buddies but don’t get the screen time to really show it. This incarnation of ‘The Three Musketeers’ is doomed to the same fate as the 2010 Robin Hood remake – they just don’t offer enough to jump start their ‘hidden’ franchise hopes. KE

PROGRAMME: THURSDAY 27 OCTOBER - WEDNESDAY 2 NOVEMBER 2011 All times are subject to change without notice; consult www.kino.dk for confirmation.

fisketorvet

Kalvebod Brygge 57, Cph V; 7010 1202 Abuction (11) 20:45

I Don’t Know How She Does It

Times vary Johnny English Reborn (11) Times vary Paranormal Activity (7) 19:15-21:30 (plus 23:45 Fri & Sat) Raiders of the Lost Ark (11) 18:30 The Three Musketeers 3D (11) 20:45 The Adventures of Tintin 2D (7) 19:00 The Adv. of Tintin 3D (7) Times vary What’s Your Number? (3) Times vary

metropol

Vesterbrogade 1, Cph K; 7013 1211 currently closed

Palads

Axeltorv 9, Cph K; 7013 1211 Abuction (11) 16:45-19:15 Crazy, Stupid Love (7) 16:15-18:45 Don’t Be Afraid of the Dark(15) 21:40 Drive (15) 21:40 Footloose (11) 12:00-14:20 Friends with Benefits (3) 16:15-18:45-21:20 Harry Potter & the DHs II 2D 12:00 Horrible Bosses (11) 17:00 I Don’t Know How She Does It Times vary Johnny English Reborn (11) 11:30-14:00-16:20-18:45-21:15 Midnight in Paris (3) 21:20 One Day (7) 17:00 Paranormal Activity (7) 15:00-19:15-21:40 Rise of Planet of the Apes (11) 21:30 The Three Musketeers 2D (11) 16:45-19:15-21:40 The Adv of Tintin 2D & 3D (7) Times vary What’s Your Number? (3) Times vary

KinopalæEt

Klampenborgvej 215 A, Lyngby Abuction (11) 16:40 Drive (15) 21:00 (plus 19:00 Sun) I Don’t Know How She Does It 16:30-18:30-20:40 Johnny English Reborn (11) 16:50-19:10-21:30 One Day (7) 16:45 Paranormal Activity (7) 19:15-21:30 later times vary The Three Musketeers 2D (11) 12:00-14:20-21:20 The Adv of Tintin 2D & 3D (7) Times vary What’s Your Number? (3) 16:20-18:45-21:15

GENTOFTE KINO

Gentoftegade 39; www.gentoftekino.dk The Adv of Tintin 3D (7––) 17:00 (plus 13:15 Sat & Sun) I Don’t Know How She Does It 19:00 (plus 15:15 Sat & Sun)

Falkoner Bio

Sylows Allé 15, Frederiksberg Crazy, Stupid Love (7) 21:20 (21:30 Thu) Drive (15) 22:00 Johnny English Reborn (11) 14:10 (14:30 Thu)(not Mon) Midnight in Paris (3) 16:30 (16:45 Thu) The Three Musketeers 2D (11) 14:00 (12:00-14:20 Thu) One Day(7) 19:00 The Adv of Tintin 2D & 3D (7) Times vary

VESTER VOV VOV

Abalonsgade 5, Cph V 3324 4200 Bobby Fischer Against the World (15) 13:15 Page One: Inside the New York Times (15) 14:50

Gloria

Rådhuspladsen 59, Cph K 3312 4292; www.gloria.dk Check website for details of films from MIX /see G8

Grand Teatret

Mikkel Bryggers Gade 8, Cph K www.grandteatret.dk Drive (15) 12:00-16:00-18:00-20:00-22:00 Midnight in Paris (3) 12:00-14:00-18:00-20:00-22:00 Times differ Sun

Empire bio

Guldbergsgade 29F; Cph N, 3536 0036; www.empirebio.dk Drive (15) 15:15 (not Sun) - 20:15-22:30 One Day (7) Times vary The Adv. of Tintin 2D (7) Times vary The Adv. of Tintin 3D (7) Times vary

Dagmar

Jernbanegade 2, Cph K 3314 3222 Drive (15) times vary One Day (7) 12:00-14:20-16:40-19:00-21:30

Cinemateket

Gothersgade 55, Cph K 3374 3400; www.dfi.dk Nowhere Boy 12:30 (Thu, Fri) The Night Watch 21:15 (Thu), 14:15 (Sat) Bad Romancet 16:15 (Fri) Harvest 16:45 (Fri), 16:15 (Sat) Mosa, Difficult Love 13:45 (Sat) Project Nim 16:00 (Sat) Weekend 16:45 (Sun) Romeos 19:00 (Sun)

Imperial

Ved Vesterport 4, Cph V; 7013 1211 The Adv. of Tintin 2D (7) 14:20 (not Sat, Sun) - 19:00 The Adv. of Tintin 3D (7) 12:00 (not Sat, Sun) 16:40-21:30

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InOut | THE CPH POST ENTERTAINMENT GUIDE

TELEVISION

28 October - 3 November 2011

PICK O THE W F EEK

Downton Abbey - season two SV1, Sat 21:30

THE SECOND series of Downton Abbey resumes two years after the first left off – smack in the middle of the Battle of the Somme, and while it’s a brief scene, it’s as fine a recreation of World War One as has ever been committed to celluloid. But never fear, by the time the credits have run, the heaving soldiers have made way for bosoms, and the gut-rot for gossip, as the likeable upstairs-downstairs period drama returns to the estate to catch up on whose dead, whose wed and whose shagging Fred the footman. Talking of which, whatever happed to English cricket’s legendary pedalo operator who made batsmen quake all over the globe but risked getting injured every time he tied his laces together. In Freddie Flintoff Versus The World

(DR HD, Tue 17:30) he hooks up with some other loveable bad boys - plus Dennis Rodman, who quit basketball to become a reality TV pro - to take on various dangerous sports. Freddie will need a personal hospital. Rodman was married to Carmen Electra at one point and she’s the star of the British comedy I Want Candy (DR HD, Wed 21:30), which we can only presume is on TV because somebody at DR lost a bet. Electra, against type, plays a porn star – the first ever time her nakedness hasn’t been gratuitous. Saying that, her take on How to Make it in America would have been more interesting than this garbage. What stated life as a comedy about two New Yorkers trying to make it in the fashion world, is now

being increasingly billed as a dramedy. The Washington Post thought there was “a repellent amount of hipitude”. Elsewhere, there’s some scary films for Halloween, from the pretty poor The Last House on the Left (TV3, Sun 23:50) to the rather good Trick ‘r Treat (TV3+, Mon 23:15); if you moved to Denmark to feel a kin- SV1, Sat 21:30 Downton Abbey - season two dred spirit with his biggest fans, you’ll love the doc Leonard Bernstein (DR K, Wed 15:55); The Greeks: Crucible of Civilisation (DR K, Sun 18:55, ep 2: Wed 20:00), narrated by actor Liam Neeson, is Zeussent if how they ever ran an empire is all Greek to you; and 2009 doc Napoleon Bonaparte (DR K, MonThu 19:00) has its moments – our favourite is Waterloo. BEN HAMILTON SV1, Wed 22:55 How to make it in America

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Eurosport, Sun 16:00 WTA Championships in Istanbul FILM O THE W F EEK

DR2, Sat 20:00 WALL-E

Friday 28

Saturday 29

Sunday 30

Monday 31

Tuesday 1

Wednesday 2

Thursday 3

17:00-17:50 Agatha Christie’s Poirot 22:20-00:00 Striking Distance (US thriller, 1993) Bruce Willis

19:05-20:00 Amazon (BBC doc, 2008) 22:15-23:45 Midsomer Murders 23:45-01:10 Murder she said (UK crime, 1961) Margaret Rutherford as Miss Marple

19:35-20:00 An Animal Saved My Life (BBC doc, 2009) 22:05-22:55 Whitechapel (UK thriller series, 2008) 23:50-00:40 Taggart (UK crime series, 1988)

17:00-17:50 Agatha Christie’s Poirot 22:00-23:30 Lewis (UK crime series, 2010)

17:00-17:50 Agatha Christie’s Poirot 22:00-23:30 DCI Banks (UK crime series, 2011)

17:00-17:50 Agatha Christie’s Poirot 22:00-23:20 Damages 23:30-00:30 Who Do You Think You Are: John Hurt

17:00-17:50 Agatha Christie’s Poirot 22:00-23:55 Legal Eagles (US drama, 1986) Robert Redford 23:55-00:45 The Family (UK reality series, 2008)

17:50-18:20 The Daily Show 20:00-21:00 The Return of Sherlock Holmes (UK drama series)

19:00-19:30 Oz and James Drink to Britain (UK doc, 2009) 20:00-22:30 Theme night: Millionaires in freefall (includes English language programmes) 23:45-01:30 Radio (US drama, 2003) Ed Harris

17:30-20:00 Theme night: Superheroes (includes English language programmes) 20:30-21:00 Oz and James Drink to Britain (UK doc, 2009) 21:00-21:45 River Cottage Every Day

17:50-18:15 The Daily Show 23:30-23:55 The Daily Show

17:50-18:15 The Daily Show 21:00-22:30 Hell and Back Again (US doc, 2011) 23:50-00:15 The Daily Show

17:50-18:15 The Daily Show 20:25-22:00 The Browning Version (UK drama, 1994) Albert Finney 23:40-00:00 The Daily Show

17:50-18:15 The Daily Show 18:15-19:05 Ghandi (UK doc, 2009) 19:05-20:00 Life on Mars (UK crime series, 2006) 20:45-22:30 Waking the Dead (UK crime series, 2011) 23:40-00:00 The Daily Show

17:05-18:00 Friends 23:00-01:10 The Game (US thriller, 1997) Michael Douglas

21:10-22:45 The Golden Child (US com, 1986) Eddie Murphy

21:00-23:00 Hitch (US com, 2005) Will Smith, Eva Mendes

17:05-18:00 Friends

17:05-18:00 Friends 20:35-21:25 Desperate Housewives

17:05-18:00 Friends

17:00-17:50 David Letterman 17:50-18:45 King of Queens 18:45-19:45 Friends 19:45-21:40 Before the Devil Knows You’re Dead (US crime, 2007) Philip Seymour Hoffman, Ethan Hawke 21:40-23:40 Boiler Room (US thriller, 2000) Ben Affleck

17:25-18:10 True Hollywood Story Playboy Bunny Kendra 18:10-19:05 King of Queens 19:05-20:05 Friends 23:35-00:00 The Jeff Dunham Show

11:40-21:00 The Good Wife (season one continued)

17:00-17:50 David Letterman 17:50-18:45 King of Queens 18:45-19:45 Friends 23:55-00:40 Reba

17:00-17:50 David Letterman 17:50-18:45 King of Queens 18:45-19:45 Friends 21:50-23:55 He’s Just Not That Into You (US com, 2009) Bradley Cooper, Scarlett Johansson

17:00-17:50 David Letterman 17:50-18:45 King of Queens 18:45-19:45 Friends 21:20-21:50 The Jeff Dunham Show

17:00-17:50 David Letterman 17:50-18:45 King of Queens 18:45-19:45 Friends 21:50-23:25 Hitman (US action, 2007) Timothy Olyphant, Ulrich Thomsen

17:00-18:00 NCIS 18:00-19:00 Bones 20:00-21:00 The World According to Paris Hilton 22:00-00:40 Stepmom (US drama, 1998) Julia Roberts, Susan Sarandon

23:30-01:25 Two Against Time (US drama, 2002)

21:00-23:50 Batman Begins (US action, 2005) Christian Bale, Liam Neeson 23:50-02:00 The Last House on the Left (US thriller, 2009) Monica Potter

17:00-18:00 NCIS 18:00-19:00 Bones 23:55-00:25 Two and a Half Men

17:00-18:00 NCIS 18:00-19:00 Bones 23:45-00:20 Two and a Half Men

17:00-18:00 NCIS 18:00-19:00 Bones 21:00-22:00 The World According to Paris Hilton 23:50-00:20 Two and a Half Men

17:00-18:00 NCIS 18:00-19:00 Bones 23:50-00:20 Two and a Half Men

17:00-18:00 Simpsons 18:00-19:00 Two and a half Men 19:00-20:00 How I Met Your Mother 20:00-21:00 Two and a half Men 21:00-21:30 Outsourced 21:30-23:40 Catwoman (US action, 2004) Halle Berry, Benjamin Bratt

10:30-11:45 Formula One: Indian Grand Prix qualifying 17:30-21:00 Top Gear 22:00-00:20 Hollow Man (US horror, 2000) Kevin Bacon

09:00-13:00 Formula One: Indian Grand Prix 21:15-04:40 NFL Football

17:00-20:00 Haloween Special: Simpsons 21:00-22:00 Outlaw Bikers 22:00-23:15 Spartacus season finale 23:15-00:55 Trick’r Treat (US horror, 2007) Anna Paquin, Brian Cox

17:00-18:00 Simpsons 18:00-19:00 Two and a half Men 19:00-20:00 How I Met Your Mother 20:00-00:00 UEFA Champions League: Barcelona vs Viktoria Plzen

17:00-18:00 Simpsons 18:00-19:00 Two and a half Men 19:00-20:00 How I Met Your Mother 20:00-00:00 UEFA Champions League: Manchester U vs Otelul Galati

17:00-18:00 Simpsons

17:05-18:00 Grey’s Anatomy 18:00-19:00 Private Practice 19:00-20:00 House 20:00-21:00 Trinny and Susannah’s Makeover Mission - Holland 21:30-23:25 Flightplan (US thriller, 2005) Jodie Foster

17:10-18:05 Grey’s Anatomy 18:05-19:00 Private Practice 19:00-20:00 House 21:00-23:35 The Perfect Storm (US drama, 2000) George Clooney 23:35-00:35 The Closer

18:00-19:00 What’s Eating You (UK doc) 22:55-23:55 Baring It All (US doc) 23:55-00:55 Biggest Loser (US reality)

17:05-18:00 Grey’s Anatomy 18:00-19:00 Private Practice 19:00-20:00 House 20:00-21:00 Grey’s Anatomy 21:00-21:55 Private Practice 21:55-22:55 House 22:55-23:20 Cougar Town 23:20-00:15 Grey’s Anatomy

17:05-18:00 Grey’s Anatomy 18:00-19:00 Private Practice 19:00-20:00 House 22:00-23:05 What’s Eating You 23:05-00:00 Grey’s Anatomy

17:05-18:00 Grey’s Anatomy 18:00-19:00 Private Practice 19:00-20:00 House 20:00-21:00 Trinny and Susannah’s Makeover Mission - Holland 21:30-22:30 Babies Behind Bars (US doc series)

17:05-18:00 Grey’s Anatomy 18:00-19:00 Private Practice 19:00-20:00 House 22:00-23:00 Hellcats 23:00-00:00 Grey’s Anatomy

17:05-18:00 Numb3rs 18:00-19:00 Human Target 21:30-23:35 Never Back Down (US action, 2008) 23:35-01:25 Criminal Minds

20:00-21:50 WALL-E (US animation, 2008) Pixar for adults 21:50-23:55 Kill Bill Vol 1 (US action, 2003) Uma Thurman

20:00-21:00 CIS 22:45-23:45 Criminal Minds 23:45-00:30 Special Victims Unit

17:05-18:00 Numb3rs 20:00-22:20 Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull (US action, 2008) Harrison Ford, Shia LeBeouf 23:05-01:00 Criminal Minds

17:05-18:00 Numb3rs 20:00-22:55 CSI 23:40-01:30 Criminal Minds

17:05-18:00 Numb3rs 17:05-18:00 Numb3rs 21:00-22:00 CSI 21:00-21:55 Criminal Minds 21:55-22:50 Special Victims Unit 22:50-00:45 Criminal Minds