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You’ll be bewitched from the opening line ADG Europe presents ‘Macbeth’

CONTENTS Performance

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Music

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BEN HAMILTON

Watching Roman Polanski’s Macbeth as a 14-year-old made a big impression on me. It was one of those lessons where the teacher, most probably hungover, put a video on, and straightaway I could tell this was a proper movie, not a steady-cam of some actors in a studio. The teacher really perked up - a diversionary tactic to use his hipflask probably - during the scene in which MacDuff’s family are butchered to remind us how Polanski’s own wife was slaughtered by the Manson Family barely 12 months before. That really shook us up – it was only later we realised he wasn’t talking about the Partridge Family. In hindsight, I think he was probably a paedophile. Not Polanski, the teacher. Oh, hang on … My point is that Polanski’s Macbeth is brilliant. It’s gory, inventive (an entire scene is shot from behind the eyes of Macbeth’s decapitated head), psychedelic, and even includes a cameo from Keith Chegwin. So I’ve always given other adaptations short shrift. “You’re going to

kill the king … big yawn”; even on stage the play seems stifled and constrained. But all that changed when I heard that ADG Europe are performing the play in the grounds of a castle (see G2 for details). Suddenly, the play has new promise. The Macbeths plotting, writhing against the stone walls; the final climatic scenes on the castle’s battlements, as Macbeth, convinced he cannot die, brazenly defies an entire army; a hundredweight of beef doubling as the Thane of Cawdor being hung from the portcullis – the possibilities are endless. Funnily enough, only last week Ian Burns – whose new play, The Zoo Story, is scheduled to start in October - was saying how he’d love to stage Macbeth at Kronborg Castle and get the audience to follow the action around the grounds. Elsewhere this week, we’ve got Sunday’s Ecco walkathon and Saturday’s Open Water (see G3; there are more details regarding the swimming in the ‘Coming Up Soon’ section on page 13 of the newspaper), and an awful lot of stories lamenting the end of summer. We hope that isn’t the case and that Macbeth doesn’t turn into The Tempest halfway through. It wouldn’t be that far away from Prospero murdering Macduff’s family in the style of the Partridge Family.

Rosenborg Slot Gardens, Øster Volgade 4A, 1350 Cph K; starts Thu (Sep 1), ends Sep 3, daily performances at 18:00; Adults: 220kr, concessions 110kr; www. adg-europe.com “When shall we three meet again / In thunder, lightning, or in rain?” whisper voices from afar. When you hear those very words, you are in the courtyard of an ancient castle, perhaps even witnessing a tempest in the sky. A story unfolds, one that has crossed centuries and touched many souls. You hear a vague “Macbeth”, and finally remember that you are sitting outside the imposing Rosenborg Castle, not too far away from the city centre, in contemporary Copenhagen. This episode is what awaits you if you decide to embark on the great Shakespearean journey that is Macbeth. The American Drama Group Europe is bringing the author’s most controversial character to life in the courtyard of Rosenborg Castle as part of a three-day stopover on its Castle Tour, a tradition established in 1995 that see the group perform plays at revered European landmarks. When it comes to soaking up the words of England’s literary giant, the setting is ideal. Macbeth’s ambitious and tormented soul is likely to leave traces on the walls of the beautiful Dutch renaissance-style castle, commissioned by Christian IV to be his summer residence, or in the hearts of those longing for things remote. The magic and intricacy of the play, with its violence and its monologues, should bring about the strange feeling of travelling into a parallel world with strangers in the intimacy of the night. Established in 1980, the company has developed a reputation as one of the most established touring theatres in the world - it performed in over 30 countries in 2008 alone. Its philosophy is simple: theatre is for the public, and can be played everywhere to anyone. With that in mind, TNT has been arranging diverse projects in even more diverse settings – from Moby Dick to works by Paul Auster, from ruined plantation houses to cultural hubs like Tokyo or Berlin. The company’s work has received international acclaim for its colourful style and approachable delivery, being described in the Guardian as “one of the most interesting developments on the British theatrical scene”, while the South

Performance Knock on Unpainted Wood

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Mute Comp. Physical Theater, Dansehallerne, Pasteursvej 14-24, Cph V; starts Sat, ends 31 Aug, performances 19:30 every day; tickets: 145kr, under-18s 75kr; www. dansehallerne.dk After last year’s huge success, Dansehallerne is once again showing Mute Comp. Physical Theater’s physically-challenging dance performance, Knock on Unpainted Wood. The first part of a trilogy about trafficking, arms and drugs, this is an intense combination of dance and Polish electro music about a top-

A witch promises the world on a plate to Macbeth - Banquo (right) has good reason to be suspicious

China Morning Post considered it “touring theatre at its best”. According to Paul Stebbings, artistic director of TNT and ADGE, the same appeal is true of this year’s Macbeth, which “is not afraid to unleash the power of Shakespeare’s dark masterpiece”. The story of the great Macbeth is explored through electronic music, human sound and acrobatic dance performances. Stebbings’ witches are neither man nor woman, but a source of dramatic energy that fills the air, is embodied in shamans and wild forest spirits, before eventually penetrating Lady Macbeth’s soul. And while the play is inhabited by this dark energy, the porter scene stands out thanks to a comic and unexpected delivery.

The play has encountered a positive response worldwide and received several awards. The Observer described it as “a haunting reminder of how accessible Shakespeare can be to a modern audience anywhere”, while Donaukurier added that “this is theatre such as Shakespeare himself might have imagined”. Macbeth is touring the castles of Norway and Sweden before stops in Denmark, Germany and Vietnam, exploring different settings and audiences on its journey. If you are a fan of cultural nights out under open skies – then this is an opportunity not to be missed. And with the stillness of the night air and a convincing delivery, the magic of Shakespeare is very likely to creep up on you, regardless of your initial interest.

ic that challenges the six dancers as well as the audience. On stage, the dancers are accompanied by Pchelki’s live music. On Tuesday and Wednesday (August 23-24), Dansehallerne is arranging two theme nights about sex trafficking, starting at 17:30 and featuring lectures by experts from NGO HopeNow. EK

formance times and days vary so check the website for more info.

Tivoli pantomimes & ballets

Harlequin’s temptation by Grace

Tivoli, 3 Vesterbrogade; open Sun-Thu 11:00-22:00, Fri 11:00-00:30, Sat 11:0024:00; tickets: adults 75kr, 125kr after 20:00, under-8s free adm; www.tivoli.dk All performances are included with entrance to Tivoli and per-

The Unfortunate Suitor

ends Sep 22 Columbine is destined to marry a man chosen by her father. Harlequin is helped by a sorcerer to save her from a man she does not love. The pantomime hero must go through crazy and perilous endeavors before he and Columbine can be reunited again. ends Sep 25 Harlequin is working hard to be with his beloved Columbine, but her father has different plans for his daughter and wants her to marry an army general instead. Fortunately Harlequin has the help of a love fairy on his side. Thumbelina

ends Aug 31 Hans Christian Andersens’ fairytale Thumbelina is adapted into a ballet. Come and watch the famous story of this tiny girl that emerges from a flower, is carried away by a toad, and nearly marries a mole. VM

VALERIE MATHIS

Contact NEW

Dansehallerne, Pasteursvej 14-24, Cph V; starts Tue, ends 4 Sep, daily performances at 20:00, and Sun 15:00; tickets: 160-210kr; www.dansehallerne.dk The Copenhagen-based dance group Cross Connection Ballet Company (CCBC) returns to Dansehallerne with three new creations and one installation, which will try to turn the physical into the emotional. CCBC’s international ensemble of professional dancers and choreographers wants to challenge the observer and to explore the power of physical contact on our body and mind. Expect an intense interaction between the 12 dancers and the audience. EK

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Swim and Walk the City OPEN WATER 2011 Starts at location on Frederiksholms Kanal; Sat 10:00; over 15s 350kr (cash or card), under-15s no entry; www.openwater.dk ECCO WALKATHON 2011 Kastellet, 2100 Cph Ø, Sun 09:30; 50kr entry to walk 10km (starts at 11:00) or 6km (starts at 12:00); www.ecco. com/dk Some Danes argue that the best thing about the Danish weather is that it allows us to wear stylish clothes all year round. Think four-metre long scarves and huge, oversized cardigans. But let’s face it; all this talk about the weather and cool clothing is really just an excuse to cover up, hide granny arms and a gut that’s sticking out far beyond the belt buckle, and avoid the gym. This weekend, however, Copenhagen has two events on offer that might encourage you to get on to that workout so that you won’t have to resort to fashion anymore. Because really, that oversized style is kind of passé. Firstly, there is the Round Christiansborg Open Water swimming contest on Saturday. Obviously, for some participants the event is all about the top spot on the podium, but for others it’s more about the opportunity to see one of the most beautiful, historical areas of Copenhagen from another perspective. And secondly, for those of you who prefer a slower pace, no competition and drier conditions, there is the ECCO Walkathon on Sunday. As the name suggests, this is a walk and even though you might be doing it in order to get rid of that big gut we referred to earlier, it also supports charity and you can really never go wrong with that.

Future Roads

Dansehallerne/Lille N Carl, Pasteursvej 14-24, Cph V; starts Thu (1 Sep), ends Sat, daily performances at 19:00; tickets: adults 130kr, under-18s 60kr; www.dansehallerne.dk Three young boys, who grew up as friends, find themselves on three different roads to the future. Will they stay close and support each other, or will they be driven apart by outside influences? Where do we come from, where are we going, and how much are our lives determined by circumstances we cannot change? Is every man really the architect of his own fortune or are we mere products of our social environment? Future roads is an attempt to find answers to some of the most pressing questions of modern society. Adequate to the topic, the story is performed by three young break dancers from Freestyle Phanatix. EK

The conditions weren’t exactly ideal for the Nordic walkers (the ones who look like they’re skiing) in the field

Open Water 2011 Round Christiansborg is an annual swimming competition arranged by the Danish Swimming Federation and held in the gorgeous settings of the city canals. The 2km route takes the swimmers around parliament. Who would have thought the water in Copenhagen was clean enough to splash around in and not dirty and murky, as in most

other capital cities. The swimmers start in Frederiksholms Kanal, then swim past the Black Diamond, continue along the waterfront, under Knippelsbro Bridge, past the Stock Exchange, Højbro Plads and Gammel Strand, before finishing in Frederiksholms Kanal. This is definitely an alternative way to explore some of the best historical sites in Copenhagen.

ECCO Walkathon 2011 This annual event starts out at Kastellet, the old citadel, where participants can sign up for either a 6km or 10km walk around the city. It’s not just an opportunity to get some exercise, but also to do it in the name of a good cause. For each km you walk, ECCO will donate 7.5kr to an charity of your choice, chosen from the three organisa-

Flying Bach

The Coronation of Poppea

SommerBallet 2011

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Musikkonservatoriums Koncertsal, Julius Thomsens Gade 1, Cph V; starts Thu (Sep 1), performances at 19:30 on Thu, Sep 2, Sep 3 at 19:30; tickets: 167-212kr; www.redbull.dk Opposites attract – the more antithetic, the stronger the dynamic that evolves from the clash of cultures. Flying Bach sees JS Bach’s ‘The well- tempered Clavier’ provide the music for the Flying Steps – four-time break dance world-champions – and contemporary dancer Yui Kawaguchi. There’s no real story. We watch six dancers at a rehearsal with their teacher and a ballet dancer turns up. But the performance is outstanding. If classical music, break dance and ballet alone are not really your thing, then maybe a combination of the three arts will get you hooked. EK

Københavns Musikteater, Kronprinsens- NEW gade 7, Cph K; starts Sat, performances at 19:30 (unless stated) on Sat, Mon, Wed, Sep 2, Sep 4 (15:00), Sep 6; tickets: 150-250kr; 3332 5556; www. kobenhavnsmusikteater.dk When Claudio Monteverdi’s L’incoronazione di Poppea premiered in Venice in 1643, opera was still in its infancy and the opera singers were actually singing stage actors. Just 358 years later, in an attempt to stay as true as possible to the original version, nine opera singers will take on 24 roles between them. They populate a grotesque, raven-hued baroque universe, accompanied by a small baroque-ensemble. Acclaimed musical singer Xenia LachNielsen takes the stage as Emperor Nero’s ambitious mistress Poppea. Her antagonist, Nero’s wife Octavia, is played by Swedish soprano Elisabeth Holmertz. EK Sommerballet 2011

tions ECCO are supporting this year: the WWF, SOS Children Village’s, and a local project, the city’s children’s heart foundation. Most people sign up and purchase their tickets online, but some also choose to do it on the day at Kastellet. ECCOs ‘Walk for Life’ was developed by Danish shoe manufacturers ECCO 13 years ago. It has supported a variety of charities over the

years, with a focus on three main areas: children and youth, nature and the environment, and health. Certainly, the event plays a major part of the shoe company’s branding and CSR strategy, but in its lifetime, ECCO’s programme has donated around 25 million Danish kroner to charity organisations and you can’t be pointing fingers at that. KRISTINA LUND HANSEN

Forhavekøkken

Exhibitions

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There were houses everywhere NEW

Bellevue Theatre, Strandvejen 451, 2930 Klampenborg; ends Sat, performances Thu (tonight) and Fri 20:00, Sat 15:00; tickets 140-360kr, www.billetnet.dk, billetter@bellevueteatret.dk; www.bellevueteatret.dk Watching performance art, the audience wants to be captivated by beauty, horror or mystique. But a great performance should also take the artist, as well as the audience, on a journey. Join them and learn about desire, temptation, love, regret, and redemption. Featuring ballet, flamingo, hip-hop and dub-step, the choreography and scenery are spectacular – amazement is guaranteed. JK

Galerie Mikael Andersen, Bredgade 63, Cph K; ends Sep 24; open Tue-Fri 12:00-18:00, Sat 11:00-15:00; www.mikaelandersen.com Danish artist Eske Kath presents a series of acrylic paintings inspired by a trip to Belize where he saw the remains of the Mayan city Carcol. The paintings combine his interest in how the city’s ruins are now covered with lush and diverse vegetation – a real-life apocalyptic landscape. Piles of wood and plastic are reminiscent of houses, in contrast to the landscapes shown in the paintings. BF

Instant Herlev, Byskovvej 28, 2730 Herlev; ends 2 Oct, open daily 16:30-18:00; www. instantherlev.dk Inspired by the architectural surroundings of the suburbs, Danish architect Gitte Juul has created an interactive art installation, Forhavekøkken (Front yard kitchen), about breaking down the boundaries between indoors and outdoors - specifically the kitchen and the yard. Visitors will be able to take edible salad from the yard, wash and eat it at the washing station. There are also long tables with benches provided for visitors to sit and enjoy the surroundings. Instant Herlev is an artist-run gallery, led by Danish artist Anja Franke. BF

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Exhibitions Hotel Nikolaj

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Kunsthallen Nikolaj, Nikolaj Plads 10, Cph K; starts Aug 27, ends Oct 30; open Tue-Sun 12:00-17:00, Thu 12:00-21:00; www.kunsthallennikolaj.dk Hotel Nikolaj is the ninth annual children and young people’s exhibition at Kunsthallen Nikolaj, a unique exhibition hall in an old church building. This year the theme is an interactive seaside hotel. Hotel Nikolaj comes alive with theatre performances by international artists, video projections and strange smells throughout the gallery halls. Enter themed rooms and meet strange guests, as though you were in a real hotel. This promises to be a magical experience - perfect for families. BF

Corso Multisala

Kunstal Charlottenborg, Nyhavn 2, Cph K; ends Sep 4; open Tue-Sun 11:00-18:00, Wed 11:00-21:00; tickets: adults 60kr; www.kunsthalcharlottenborg.dk The exhibition catches the unique momentum of a tight-knit group of emerging artsits from Switzerland who share a strong interest in collaboration and improvisation. JF

Jørgen Haugen Sørensen

Cisternerne – the Museum of Modern Glass Art, Søndermarken, Frederiksberg; ends Nov 27; open Thu, Fri 14:00-18:00, Sat, Sun 11:0017:00; tickets over-14s 50kr, under-14s free adm; www. cisternerne.dk An exhibition featuring Danish sculptor Jørgen Haugen Sørensen’s greatest works of recent years. The sculptures, some moulded in clay and some cast in bronze, all work around the themes of life and death, and love and suffering. JF

Haven

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B-huset, H.C. Ørstedsvej 65, Fredriksberg C; ends Sep 18; open Fri-Sun 14:00-18:00 or by appointment Tucked away in a kitchen garden, some of the pieces in this gardeninspired exhibition are humorous like the depressed lawn gnomes from Sofie Hesselboldt and Vibeke Mejlvang and others are more serious like Learning Site’s ‘House of Economy’, which is a papier maché house designed to collapse due to the mushrooms growing within its walls. Kit Carlsen’s collection of coloured paper flowers are reminiscent of the paintings of Monet, while Anne Skole Overgaard shows paintings of strawberry plants. Finally, Søren Martinsen presents a series of photographs from New York City community gardens. BF

Viera Collaro: Between the Stars and Heavens

JF Willumsens Museum, Jenriksvej 4, 3600 Frederikssund; ends Sep 4, open Tue-Sun 10:00-17:00 A mix of abstract paintings, light installations and bright colours. Dive into the artists’ universe, where figurative paintings and monumental sculptures represent the intricate relationship between body and soul. Themes like nature are explored in a dialogue that takes place between the two artists in a dreamy, magical atmosphere. VM

Plegaria Muda

Moderna Museet, Gasverksgatan 22; ends Sep 4; open Tue-Sun 11:00-18:00; tickets: 50 SEK; free adm for under 18s; www.modernamuseet.se An exhibition by Colombianborn sculptor Doris Salcedo comprising new work. Featuring 69 new sculptural units, Plegaria Muda (mute prayer) is based on both a three-year period of research undertaken by the artist in the ghettos of south east LA, and also refers to the atrocities committed by the Colombian army between 2003 and 2009. The exhibition asks us to reflect on those murky zones of society where the role of perpetrator and victim are blurred and the value of human life can easily be degraded into nothing. JF

Your Ad Here Shepard Fairey

V1 Gallery, Flæsketorvet 6971, Cph V; ends Sep 3; Open Wed-Fri 12:00-18:00, Sat 12:00-16:00; Free Adm; www. v1gallery.dk After creating the inconic ‘hope’ portrait of Obama and developing the clothing brand ‘Obey’ after the enormous response to his graphic portrait of Andre the Giant, Fairey has grown far from his street roots. Fairey will be showing several sets of work at his exhibition, from bold graphic paintings from his Obey ‘Icon Face’ series to mock adverts depicting politicians as insincere salesmen. The works demonstrate typical street-art themes that question authority through irony and juxtaposition. PS

My African Letters

Larm Gallery, Esplanaden 8D, Cph K; ends Oct 1; open Wed-Fri 12:00-17:00, Sat 12:00-15:00; www.larmgalleri.dk This exhibition by Ditte Ejlerskov deals with the traditional subject matters of still life, landscapes, portraits, the female nude and the choreographed history painting. While still following the conventions of representational painting, Ejlerskov aims to challenge its established languages and unsettle its assumptions. JF

Elmgreen and Dragset

Thorvaldsens Museum, 2 Bertel Thorvaldsens Plads, Cph K; ends 29 Jan 2012; open Tue-Sun 10:00-17:00; tickets 40kr, free adm on Wed; www. thorvaldsensmuseum.dk In this exhibition by gay photography duo Elmgreen and Dragset, Danish sculptor Thorvaldsen`s works have been dressed up in various items of clothing such as sports socks and sweat bands. The exhibition consists of largeformat photographs and aims to be both respectful of the original works as well as to create controversy. JF

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Titanic

After Babel

Tivoli, Vesterbrogade 3; ends Dec 30; open Mon-Sun 10:0020:00; tickets: adults 95kr; www.tivoli.dk This exhibition tells the famous story of the Titanic disaster and offers a rare glimpse into life on board. The exhibition gives viewers the chance to see reconstructed suites, letters from victims, and artifacts from the liner. JF

Louisiana, Gl. Strandvej 13, Humblæk; ends Aug 28; open Tue-Fri 11:00-22:00, Sat Sun 11:00-18:00; tickets 95kr; www.louisiana.dk British artist David Hockney claims the discovery of the inexpensive drawing application called Brushes has opened up a new world for him and over the last few years he has created more than 400 drawings using his iPhone and iPad. JF Round Tower, Kobmagergade 52A, Cph K; ends Aug 28; open daily 10:00-20:00; tickets: 25kr (includes entrance to the tower); www.rundetaarn.dk This exhibition with work by Charlotte Grum and Nina Maria Kleivan relates to the original purpose of the Round Tower exhibition hall as a library room for the university and the idea that all knowledge in the world could be contained in a collection of books. JF

The Danish West Indies – Building a Colony

The National Museum of Denmark, Frederiksholms Kanal 12; ends Oct 23, open Tue-Sun 10:00-17:00; adm free; www.natmus.dk This exhibition looks at the difficult history of the West Indies island group at the time of the Danish occupation, when fortunes could be made from the labour of African slaves in the sugar cane fields. Plantations, slave stations and forts are presented through photographs, architectural plans and video interviews. VM

Danish and Nordic Art 1750-1900 & French Art 1900-30

Statens Museum for Kunst, Sølvgade 48-50, 1307 Cph K; ends Nov 26; open Tue, ThuSun 10:00-17:00, Wed 10:0020:00, closed Mon; free adm; www.smk.dk Selected from over 3,500 works in the museum’s permanent collection, the exhibition presents Danish art history from the Golden Age of Danish art to Modernism for the contemporary audience. BF

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Danish Design – I Like It!

Design Museum Denmark, Bredgade 68, Cph K; ends Oct 2; open Tue-Sun 11:0017:00; tickets: 60kr, under 18 free adm; www.designmuseum.dk World famous designer Jasper Morrison takes an external and international look at Danish design hand-picked from the Design Museum Denmark. JF

Living: Frontiers of Architecture III-IV

Louisiana, Gl Strandvej, Humlebæk; ends Oct 2; open Tue-Fri 11:00-22:00, Sat-Sun 11:00-18:00, ticket: 95kr; www.louisiana.dk Louisiana’s latest major exhibition, Living, presents a crossover between architectural projects and art installations. The exhibition investigates the concept of home and different modes of life, not just from an architectural perspective but also from the viewpoint of anthropology. JF

Josef Albers

Louisiana, Gl Strandvej 13, Humlebæk; open Tue-Fri 11:00-22:00, Sat-Sun 11:0018:00; ends Aug 28; tickets: 95krkr; www.louisiana.dk Another of Louisiana’s ‘on paper’ exhibitions, this exhibition features a whole series of works by Josef Albers that have never been seen shown before. Albers was a designer in the Bauhaus stable and is known for his abstract paintings – his ‘squares’. JF

Of Large and Small

National Museum of Photography, Soren Kierkegaard Plads 1, Royal Library, The Black Diamond, Cph k; ends 10 March 2012; open MonSat 10:00-15:00, tickets: adults 40kr, students 25kr; www.kb.dk Anthropological thoughts have existed long before the creation of the discipline, and can also be found in pieces of art. The National Museum of Photography presents a collection of works from artists, philosophers, artists and theories about human existence and the contrast between what is infinitely universal and infinitely microscopic. VM

Disguise the Fight

Mohs Exhibit, Sønder Boulevard 98, Cph V; ends Sep 10; open Wed, Fri 12:30-17:00, Thu 12:30-18:00, Sat 12:3016:00; www.mohs.dk An exhibition by Jon Fox, the British artist known for his work that addresses the conflict of emotion and deals with the concept of ‘the heart against the head’. The exhibition features five new oil paintings and 12 new drawings. JF

Christiania – New York – Berlin

Gallopperiet Stadens Museum for Kunst; ends Aug 28; open Tues-Sun 14:00-19:00; www.gallopperiet.dk Gallopperiet will celebrate Christiania’s 40th anniversary with an exhibition in which the relationship between Christiania and two of the world’s biggest cultural hubs is explored. All the featured artists have long-standing relations to one or more of these big cities. Come to the heart of Christiania to see what creativity, freedom and inspiration looks like. VM/EK

Lights at Karriere

Karriere Bar, Flaesketorvet 57-67; ends Jan 2012; open Thu-Sat 16:00-04:00; www. karrierebar.com The six artists have created lamps for the bar that have a wealth of variation and expression and have apparently completely changed the atmosphere of Karriere and next you’re there you should check them out. JF

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Arcade Fire

Ballerup Super Arena Saturday, 20:00 Tickets: 400-450 kr www.billetlugen.dk www.arcadefire.com CAN A BAND whose latest album debuted at number one on the US, UK, and Canadian charts (number two in Denmark), won a Grammy for album of the year, and led to a collaboration with superstar director Spike Jonze still be called ‘indie’? While Arcade Fire’s success with last year’s The Suburbs may have led to the group outgrowing its indie label, the Canadian have has pulled off the rare feat of maintaining their credibility and position as the darlings of music critics and aficionados while simultaneously selling boatloads of albums and selling out arenas worldwide. The eight-piece Montreal-based collective, led by husband and wife team Win Butler and Régine Chassagne, are touring in support of the re-release of The Suburbs, which sees the addition of two songs and the Jonze-produced short film, Scenes from the Suburbs. The 30-minute film has

played at the Berlin International Film Festival and the SXSW Film Festival. They will bringing their show to the appropriately suburban venue of the Ballerup Super Arena. The concert will be the band’s first visit to Denmark since a sold-out show at KB Hallen four years ago. While many grumbled about the Ballerup location – wishing instead the band would have played the Roskilde Festival - the northwest suburb provides a fitting setting for showcasing The Suburbs. The album’s 16 tracks are a thematic and nostalgic journey through growing up in the ‘burbs. Disillusion, heartache, the search for identity, the sorrows of strip malls – all are captured perfectly on the album by Butler, drawing on his own childhood in a suburb of Houston, Texas. Not only did The Suburbs net Arcade Fire the unexpected Grammy win, the album ended at or near the top of many critics’ ‘Best of 2010’ lists – including, for what its worth, mine. But Arcade Fire was no stranger to critical acclaim prior to last year’s release. Their first album, 2004’s Funeral, rocketed the band to stardom and was named album of the year by Pitchfork, MTV2 and others. It also made them

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Star Wars at Tivoli

Tivoli Concert Hall; 19:30 83 - 315 kr Led by the esteemed German film music conductor, Frank Strobel, the award-winning Tivoli Symphony Orchestra will open up the gateway to the musical world of John Williams and bring to life the magnificent, exuberant and atmospheric compositions from Steven Spielberg’s groundbreaking motionpicture. In what promises to be a spectacular classical concert, this is a golden opportunity for both Star Wars fans and classical music buffs alike. DvdN

Giana Factory

Amager Bio; 21:00; 350 kr The three-piece, all-female indieelectro group offer an avant-

gardist slant on folk and electro elements. Their carefully crafted lyrics produce a sound that is definably contemporary and markedly original. Atmospheric and minimalistic, the charm of their music is encapsulated in their radio-hit, ‘Rainbow Girl’. With a handful of fresh additions to their discography currently in the making, the prospect of fresh samples being performed live will be music to fans’ ears. DvdN

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rockin’ the burbs with Arcade Fire favourites of such rock royalty as U2 and Bruce Springsteen. The 2007 follow-up Neon Bible, recorded in an abandoned church in a small Quebec town, was also a critical and commercial success, debuting at number one in Canada and Ireland, and number two in the US and UK (number eleven in Denmark). Beyond racking up awards and glowing reviews, the band is also known for their political activism. Butler was a vocal supporter of Barack Obama during the 2008 US presidential campaign, and the band have been long-time activists for Haiti – Chassange lived in the Caribbean country until her family fled in the 1960s. Arcade Fire have donated portions of their ticket sales to the NGO Partners in Health, which operates hospitals and clinics in Haiti, and Chassange has launched Kanpe, a Montreal-based microcredit organisation aimed at breaking the cycle of poverty in Haiti. For music fans looking to see world stars at the top of their game, head on out to the ‘burbs on Saturday night and see Arcade Fire blow the roof off the Ballerup Super Arena. Justin Cremer

acts. Highly successful on the jazz circuit, the group has released a string of critically acclaimed singles and collaborated with some of the most esteemed musicians in their field. Bentzon’s Brotherhood is testament to the fact the funk is far from flailing, and tonight’s show will be an exhilarating musical experience. (English/ Danish) DvdN

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versary of their groundbreaking record Screamadelica (1991), the band have rereleased the album and are performing select concerts across the continent revisiting what has been heralded as their ‘masterpiece’. One of the main highlights this week, it’s not surprising that the venue has already issued a warning that there are only a few tickets remaining, so book your tickets fast. DvdN

genres. Comprised of Jacob Bellens and Anders Mathiasen, the duo’s songwriting is not as morbid as their name suggests. Tumbling melodies and captivating, ballad-inspired lyrics give rise to beautiful examples of neo-folk; track down the tune ‘Aqueduct’ from their latest album Gospel of Man (2010) and you’ll surely be won over. DvdN

tive record layered with poetic musings and sombre instrumentation. Overwhelming the audience at this year’s Roskilde with his sublime show on the Arena Stage, Vile has fast developed a broad fan-base across Scandinavia. Having quietly crept into the folk scene in recent years, Vile has become one of the greatest singers of his generation. DvdN

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SATuRDAY 27 Bentzon Brotherhood

CPH Jazzhouse; 21:00; 140kr Led by avant-gardist jazzman Nikolaj Bentzon, the Brotherhood consists of a quintet of like-minded musicians hailing from across Europe. Over the past 15 years, the Brotherhood have established themselves as one of Europe’s prime jazz-funk

Primal Scream

Store Vega; 20:00: 300kr Originally from Glasgow, Primal Scream went on to become one of the biggest British alternative rock groups of the 20th century and were major players in the development of the acid house scene that emerged in the early ‘90s. Celebrating the 20th anni-

Kurt Vile & The Violators murder

Lille Vega, 21:00, 170kr Based right here in Copenhagen, the eccentric duo offers an original blend of acoustic, folk and subtle psychedelic elements to create a distinctly Nordic style of music that truly evades all known

Store Vega; 21:00: 195kr Solo American singer-songwriter, Kurt Vile is the brainchild behind a prodigious brand of contemporary folk. His most recent LP, Smoke Ring For My Halo (2011) – which includes his three-strong band of folk-musicians, The Violators – is a profoundly medita-

Lille Vega; 21:00; 150kr Hailing from Virginia in the US, the quartet offer an immensely likeable brand of shoegaze glampop neatly captured in their debut record, Gemini (2010). Their discography, albeit limited, is eclectic, contemporary and appealing - especially for those who have a real penchant for underground indie groups. Their easylistening, low-fi, melodic compositions are definitely worth a listen, and it’s assured that they’ll fast become an addition to your playlist after a play or two. (English) DvdN

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KIDS CORNER

Depending on where you come from, you may be feeling that summer has come to an abrupt end. Some of us cannot dissociate August from the height of summer and we cannot help but feel disappointed, year after year. The rain, the wind, the low temperatures all combine to give us this feeling. Add to that the ‘flyverdragter’ (snowsuits) already on display in shop windows and the atmosphere is downright depressing. Do we really need such a harsh, untimely reminder of the long winter months to come? Or is it a matter of being realistic? Summer is, in effect, over and by putting winter items on sale now, Denmark is preparing for the long, dark and cold months ahead. Danes know this and it does not serve them to deny the crude reality of the weather in these northern parts. So some people go out and buy the flyverdragter for their children in August. It could also be a matter of organisation. The Vikings did not survive and thrive by waiting until the last minute to cure their meat and get their animal skins ready for the winter. Neither do we, as foreign mums in Denmark, wish our little ones’ bones to be surprised by freezing temperatures because we refuse to bid summertime farewell when it has already bid the same to us. Be it as it may, this is when they are on sale. One expat mum could not understand who would buy a snowsuit in August. She then tried to buy them in December but discovered that there were far fewer choices and that the best deals were gone. Some Danish mums are just as annoyed to be yanked out of their summer in this manner and they at-

Events Copenhagen Cooking Various venues; ends Sunday; www.copenhagencooking.dk Pudding and Jelly Extravaganza

Bredeværk, IC Modewegsvej, Lyngby Taarbæk; Sat & Sun 11:30-15:30; 50kr; www. bredevaerk.natmus.dk The Open Air Museum dedicates an entire exhibition to desserts that have travelled through generations. Discover the universe of jelly and custard on this whistle-stop tour of the early 20th century as three authentic kitchens open their doors to make you taste their delicious creations. “An offer, you can’t refuse”

Restaurant L’Altro, Torvegade 62, Cph K; Fri & Sat; 450kr per diner; laltro@laltro.dk; 3254 5406 The chefs and sommeliers at ‘L’Altro’ have revisited Francis Ford Coppola’s three Godfather films to create the ultimate Corleone menu. During the evening there will also be a mafia-themed quiz, with tables competing for prizes.

Kids’n’sushi

Sticks’n’sushi, Nansensgade 47, Cph K; Sat & Sun 11:00; 200kr, tickets for sale at www.sushi.dk Let your children test their dexterity as try to make hosomaki with cucumber and salmon,

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tribute it to a very aggressive commercial strategy. Thankfully, family activities that are offered in the coming season are all about making the most of the shorter days. It is now a great time to sign up your children for activities that start in September. Here is a little list to get you started and give you an idea of what is available in and around Copenhagen. Børn i Byen www.bornibyen.dk If you do not already know them, sign up for their weekly newsletter where they list everything that is going on in Copenhagen for children and their parents. AOF & FOF www.aof.dk , www.fof.dk Find out about a plethora of activities for under-10s such as Afro hip-hop, ballet, baby singing, music, ceramics, dance, gymnastics, cooking for parent and children etc. Many of these are family activities that include a parent for great bonding time with your little ones. Cph Soap Box Rally Karriere Bar, Flæsketorvet 57, 1711 Cph V; Sun 10:00; 100kr per car; www.cphmoves.com/program Build a car and join in the race on Sønder Boulevard this Sunday. Create a team of five adults and children, and all materials will be provided to build your own soap box car. Bring your own decorations and gimmicks – among the prizes is one for the ‘Best pimped car’. You can also join Børn i byen’s team by showing up and helping them out.

while under the supervision of several of Sticks’n’sushi’s adept chefs. Food Markets – Meyer’s Deli, Kødtorvet and Madhus

Meyer’s Deli, Gammel Kongevej 107, Frederiksberg; Sun 11:00-15:00; free adm; www.meyersdeli.dk Kødtorvet, Kødbyen, Cph V; Sat 12:00-15:00; www.copenhagencooking.dk In Frederiskberg, Meyer’s Deli and a number of small producers will present their products to the crowd and offer tastings. For good prices on quality Danish products, take a stroll down Kødtorvet, where Inco Denmark, in association with Nordic Taste, will be selling meat, fish and vegetables all day long. FP/EK/NA/VM World Wide Whisky NEW Café Globen, Turesensgade 2b, Cph K; 3393 0077; F r i 18:00; tickets: 200kr; www. cafegloben.dk The three-hour long whisky tasting at Café Globen includes tuition on the secrets of a single cask and the art of distillation, and tastings of The Wild Geese from Ireland, and An Cnoc and BenRiach Dark Rum from Scotland. The number of participants is limited so make sure to get a ticket soon – and to have the number of your taxi service on speed dial! EK

Climbing Parking lot at Big Hareskov on Helmsvej, Bagsvaerd; Sep 3 & 9, 10:00-13:00 for kids aged 7-9, 14:0017:00 for over-10s; 700kr, sign up at www.kbh.fof.dk FOF is organising a climbing event for over-sevens in Bagsværd. It is physically challenging but it gets you on a natural high and out there with nature.

Louisiana Literature NEW Lousiana, Gl. Strandvej 13, 3050 Humlebæk; starts Thu (Sep 1), ends Sep 4; www.louisiana.dk Forty authors from around the world are gathering at the Louisiana Museum of Modern Art for its annual literature festival. Readings and discussions as well as musical and dance performances will fill the rooms and picturesque green areas of the museum, where the ideas behind modern literature will be revealed. Among those attending are Syrian poet Adonis, Norwegian short story writer Kjell Askildsen, and American novelist Marilynne Robinson. VM Roskilde Airshow NEW K ø b e n h a v n Lufthavn Roskilde, Lufthavnsvej 20, 4000 Roskilde; Saturday 10:30-18:00, Sunday 08:0017:00; tickets (one/two days): over-14s 150-250kr, under14s 75-125kr; www.airshow. dk For two days in a row, the cream of the crop of Danish and international aviation are gathering at a small regional airport just outside Copenhagen. Next to airplanes, helicopters, acrobatic flights, gliders and skydiving, you will also see Swedish veteran planes, American amphibian vehicles and parts of the German Lufthansa fleet. EK

Shetland Pony Rides Kalvebod fælled, Kanalvej 2, 2770 Kastrup; Sat & Sun, 10:00 to 16:00; ½ hour 100kr, one hour 150kr, full day 600 kr; info@frederiksens-isheste.dk; www.frederiksens-isheste. dk At the nature centre in Amager, The ponies are 70 to 105 cm tall so it is recommended for children up to 35kg.

NEW Grand Reopening at Magasin Lyngby Lyngby Hovedgade 43, 2800 Kgs Lyngby; reopens Friday, offers finish 4 Sep; open Mon-Fri 10:00-19:00, Sat 10:00-17:00, Sun 10:00-16:00; 4588 4433;www.magasin.dk The renovation of Magasin Lyngby is complete and it’s celebrating with 10 days of special offers and exciting contests. Over the 26-28 August weekend from 124pm there are wine and cheese tastings, on Saturday from 11am to 2pm top-sommelier Christian Aarø Mortensen will show us how to find the right glass for the right wine. Also on Saturday, the Fætter BR toy shop is offering 50 percent of on all Lego products. And don’t forget to enter all the contests while you’re there! With any luck you might win expensive skin-care products, facials, Chantelle lingerie, Pandora jewellery, Thommy Hilfiger outfits or vouchers for Mortensen’s Michelin-starred restaurant AOC or Pilates Cph. EK

Meditation Flash Mob NEW Christiansborg Slotspark, Cph K; Sun 28 August 18:00-19:00; www. medmob.org Ever wanted to be part of something larger than life? Then join the meditation flashmob at Christiansborg Slotsparken to send positive intentions out into the world. EK

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Family workshop NEW Thorvaldsens Museum, Bertel Thorvaldsens Plads 2, Cph K; last Saturday of the month, 11:00-14:00; adm: 100kr, free adm for kids; binding registration: 3332 1532 or thm@ thorvaldsensmuseum.dk; www.thorvaldsensmuseum.dk Every last Saturday of the month, the Thorvaldsens Museum puts an end to boring museum tours and theoretical lessons and gives you the opportunity to release your artistic beast. This Saturday the family-workshop centres on experimenting with different drawing techniques, going far beyond the classic traditions. EK English Comedy Night NEW The Dubliner, Amagertorv 5, Cph K; Thu (Sep 1) 19:30; Tickets 100kr, advanced tickets 80kr at Dubliner or www.wisecrackers.dk; 5030 7497 Treat yourself to an evening of side-splitting laugher, courtesy of the wisecrackers team and the Dubliner pub, which confirmed to InOut last week that there are now open mic opportunities on these nights, just in case you fancied giving it a whirl. This week’s line-up includes Kurt Lightner, Petrina Karlsson, Mikkel Malmberg, Tora Larsson, Gerrit De Bremme, Evelyn Mok, Anders Celin and Joe Eagan.

Circus wagon NEW Utterslev Torv, Cph N; Tue and Thu (1 Sep), 10:00-16:00; www.sokkelundlille.dk The Børnekulturhuset Sokkelundlilles are once again taking to the streets of Bispebjerg, offering the theatre, puppetry, workshops and more. All the activities are free - you just have to register for the workshops before visiting the wagon. EK Family workshop NEW oriental dance Osramhuset, Valhalsgade 4, Cph N; Sun 28 August, 14:00-15:30; www.kubik.kk.dk In co-operation with Global Kidz, Osramhuset is arranging a series of dancing workshops, including one on oriental dancing specifically aimed at mothers and daughters. EK Tivoli Flower Show NEW Plænen at Tivoli, Vesterbrogade 3, Cph V; Sun 11:00; admis- sion: Tivoli-ticket; www.tivoli.dk Blooming hell! Professional florists from all over Denmark are gathering to participate in three different competitions, of which the winners will be announced at 17:00. The theme of this year’s event is ‘A bride in Tivoli’. EK

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BY CATHRINE HOLM NEILSEN

SNEAKING A LOOK I would have liked to start in the following way: After a long, warm and sunny summer spent in shorts and flip-flops … But since most of you have been spared that uncomfortable post-summer moment of putting your socks back on silver linings and all - I won’t and will just suggest you should slip on some smart and snazzy sneakers to welcome autumn. So read on to find out where to find the best ones in Copenhagen.

Street machine Kronprinsensgade 3, Cph K; open Mon-Thu 10:00-18:00, Fri 10:0019:00, Sat 10:00-16:00; 3333 9511, www.streetmachine.com Street machine is a heaven for everybody looking for a complete wardrobe of skater clothes and accessories, shoes included of course. They have a great selection of traditional sneaker brands - like Nike, Vans and The North Face - but that’s not all. They also have a well-assorted web shop where you’ll find more good stuff for this autumn. Flavour Skindergade 19 (the basement), Cph K; open Mon-Thu 11:00-18:00, Fri 11:00-19:00, Sat 10:30-16:30;. 3332 8583, www.flavour.dk (currently under construction) The store has recently been re-decorated and it’s not looking bad at all. It’s a Copenhagen pioneer of modern street and casual wear, so it’s well worth a visit. The selection of brands is impressive and you should be sure to find something less ‘traditional’ for the autumn. Malmø Festival Malmø, Sweden; ends Friday Join an estimated 1.4 million festival-goers at the finale. Kurt Vile

Lilla Sydsvenskan, Thu (today) 20:00, Free Adm Compared to Tom Petty and Bruce Springsteen, this songwriter is creating a buzz in his native America. Slut March

starts at Senses Garden at St Peter’s Church; Fri 16:00 This march against overt sexism will begin with an open discussion at 4pm in the Senses Garden at St Peter’s Church. Lâcher de Violons

Stortorget, via St Petri to Posthusplatsen; Thu & Fri 21:00 In Transe Express Cirus’s performance the musicians perform classical music suspended above the stage on wires. BMX Super Ramp every day Sports and art combine at the BMX super ramp, which will be used for wild tricks by pro riders before being transformed into a modern piece of art by Japanese artist Misaki Kawai. Raoul Wallenberg Park every day There are lots of things to do at the Raoul Wallenberg Park. For kids: arts, crafts, contests and games; and for young people: dances, video games, and different competitions. DS

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Copenhagen Jewellery Fair

Bella Center, Center Boulevard 5, 2300 Cph S; starts today (Thu 25 Aug), ends Sun, open daily 09:0018:00; tickets 135kr, free adm if you register; www.cphjf.dk

Head out and upgrade your trainers

Sidewalk Skateshop Istedgade 138, Cph V; open MonFri 12:00-18:00, Sat 11:00-15:00; 3324 7071, www.sidewalkshop.dk A charming, laid-back shop adorned with painted skateboards on the outside and all the right stuff inside, including DC, Vans, Supra and Reynolds Cruisers. Naked Klosterstræde 10, Cph K; open Mon-Thu 11:00-18:00, Fri 11:0019:00, Sat 11:00-16:00; 3315 8383, www.nakedshop.dk A shop for the skater-girls, it’s not big, but it’s carefully selected its brands - mostly New Balance, Adidas and Nike - and has a wide range of colours and styles. Norse Pilestræde 41, st., Cph K; open Mon-Thu: 11.00-18.00, Fri 11.0019.00, Sat 11.00-16.00; 3393 2626, www.norsestore.com A cool and minimalistic store that knows how to mix classic with hüber modern, which stocks own brand Norse Projects, chic kid brands Pendleton, Red Wing, Our Legacy, WoolrichWoolen Mills, and old school brands, such as Fjällraven and Adidas Originals by Originals.

The ultimate of its kind, the jewellery fair is set to dazzle and sparkle once again this year. First launched in Copenhagen in 2002, it has been held annually in the month of August at the city’s international exhibition venue, Bella Center, ever since. Over the years, the the number of exhibitors and countries participating has gradually increased; last year it hosted 194 exhibitors and attracted over 7,000 visitors – a figure that is set to increase thanks to the joint efforts of Bella Center, the Danish Jewellers Association, and the recentlyopened Bella Sky Hotel. So what can one expect at the fair? Having been under the impression that the fair will also have retail opportunities, I began to have second thoughts, considering the dangers of indulging myself and exploiting my credit card. But as I was informed by Bolette Hvalsoe, the sales and marketing manager and the key co-ordinator of this fair, “The event is mainly for retailers and to provide inspiration for end users.” The exhibitors, who include international designers, will be there to show their latest collections and designs. Endusers, who visit the fair, can widen their knowledge base about jewellery and the designers and also get a chance to take a look at the latest trends, designs and collections before they hit the market. Some of the foreign exhibitors this year include Alberti Gioielli and Nanis Italian Jewels of Italy, Bettina Götsch and

CopenhagenCastleConcerts Christiansborg Slotskirke, Prins Jørgens Gård 1, Cph K; Wed 17:00, free adm; 3325 7400; www.castleconcerts.dk Enjoy music from organist Jakob Lorentzen and soloist Monica Nørgård Stevns. EK

History Tours in English starts from Bishop Absalon’s statue at Højbro Plads, Cph K; Sat 10:00; duration 90 mins; 80kr, no reservation required; www.historytours.dk August and September’s theme is ‘HC Andersen’s Copenhagen’.

Italian Market Days Bertel Thorvaldsens Plads, Cph K; Sat 10:00-16:00; www. thorvaldsensmuseum.dk Taste Mediterranean goodies, purchase fabrics and interiors and buy delicacies to enjoy with a glass of red wine at home. EK

Jazz Cruise Memorial anchor at Nyhavn, Cph K; Sun and Thu 19:00; 120kr 90 minutes of live jazz plus a tour of the city, with Doc Houlinds All Stars on Sunday and Henning Munk & Plumperne on Thursday.

Archaeology Walk in English Kongens Nytorv & Rådhuspladsen; Mon-Thu 14:00 Find out more about the history of archaeological findings in Copenhagen and the excavations taking place during the building of the new Metro line. JF Park Run Amager Fælled, every Sat, 08:30-10:00; no adm, register in advance: www.parkrun. org.uk/register The summer course is two laps of a 2.45 km loop plus 100 metres at the start. EK Harness Racing Charlottenlund Race Course, Traverbanevej 10, Charlottenlund; Fri 15:00, Sat 13:00 & Sun 13:00; 20kr; www.travbanen.dk It’s Derby weekend.

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Nina Georgia Friesleben of Germany, Lapponia Jewelery Oy of Finland, and Silver Art Palace of India. Another highlight of this year’s fair is the two competitions: the Brand New, and the Bella Nordic Jewellery Award. The Brand New is a platform for upcoming artists, designers, goldsmiths and jewellery producers to showcase their talents and the award is presented to the most innovative design of the year. Last year’s winner Anne Cohen was awarded by Princess Marie, who is a keen visitor and is also expected to grace the fair with her visit this year. The Bella Nordic Jewellery Award, which is a Nordic championship for goldsmiths that recognises the finest workmanship in the region, is presented on the final day. Also at the fair is an exciting trend lounge with trend descriptions from

Peclers Paris and a host of inspiring watch brands where one can sneak a peek at what’s in store for the next season. The collections will be displayed in the lounge along with trend photography. And last, but definitely not least, the fair will feature talks from jewellery experts around the world. All the necessary information is provided on the fair’s website, which also has a link for registration. So if your final weekend in August is looking bleak at the moment, then hop on the Metro to Bella Center for this year’s Copenhagen Jewellery Fair and prepare to be-dazzled with gold, silver, diamonds and other gems from around the world that for one weekend only are making their way to Copenhagen.

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National Museum guided tours Ny Vestergade 10, Cph K; Sun, Tue & Thu 11:00; Free Adm; www.natmus.dk Free guided tours in English three times a week. Crime Tours starts at Nytorv (outside the Cph District Courthouse), Cph K; Fridays 21:00 until end of Sep; tickets 100kr; lasts 90 mins; 2492 2072; www.crimetours.dk Meet the baby butcherer and visit the scene of barbarous beheadings and lynchings. BC Zulu Summer Bio - Public Vote Fri 20:45; Søndermarken Cast your vote at www.zulu.tv2. dk for the movie you would like to see.

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The end of summer is approaching. Sniff. I truly believe that Europe got ripped off this summer in the heat department, but in Denmark we are used to inequities when it comes to weather. To celebrate the close of summer, I have a recipe suggestion for the fruit that is synony-

mous with the season: watermelon. If you are a fan of sweet and savory, even better. This salad combines sweet, juicy watermelon chunks with salad greens, fresh herbs, red onion, and small cubes of feta. The colours will leave you inspired. When you get a bite of the ingredients all mixed up on your fork, you will

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be grateful. What’s more, this salad is guest-worthy and extremely easy to assemble. My only caution is to add the watermelon pieces just before serving. Otherwise the juice of the melon will wilt the rest of the ingredients with a somewhat unappetising result. An hour or so before my lunch guests arrived, I threw everything - except the watermelon into a mixing bowl. As soon as we were ready to eat, I folded in the watermelon and added the lemon juice and salt.

Ingredients 1,400 ml cubed seedless watermelon 4 or 5 handfuls (½ container) of rocket greens (rucola) 85g feta cheese, cut into small cubes or crumbled 125 ml thinly sliced red onion 60 ml finely chopped fresh basil 60 ml finely chopped mint 50 ml fresh lemon juice salt to taste (around 2 ml) Directions Place all of the ingredients in a large bowl and toss gently until combined. Serve immediately. Serves 4

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Restaurant Kiin Kiin Guldbergsgade 21, Copenhagen N; 3535 7535; fourcourse menu 450kr, sevencourse 775kr (with wine menu 1450kr); www.kiin.dk There are only two Thai restaurants in the whole world that have been awarded a Michelin star. One of them is in London, the other one is Kiin Kiin, which you will find in the heart of Nørrebro. And it is well deserved. PDR Kiin Kiin isn’t just a restaurant, it’s an experience, a place where every little detail is thought through. PDR 1. th. Herluf Gade 9, 1052 Cph K; 3393 5770, 1th@1th.dk; www.1th.dk; 1,250kr per person 1th. is a gourmet restaurant with a twist. Tucked away behind a hard to-find-door on the first floor to the right of a typical Copenhagen apartment, the restaurant is based around the concept of the dinner party with guests stepping into what appears to be a private apartment and then being utterly spoilt by their hosts. The monthly set menu costs 1,250kr and has a whopping ten courses and you can tell them in advance of any food quirks you might have and they will personalise the menu for you. Terrific food, friendly and attentive service and a unique setting. CS Reinwald’s Farvergade 15, 1463 Cph K; open Mon-Sat 14:00-24:00 (kitchen closes at 22:00); 3391 8289; www.reinwalds. dk; five-course menu with wine 850kr, other dishes 75215kr Serving lunch and dinner, a director’s-script length of choices confronts you at. It’s a who’s who of classic French and French-inspired Danish dishes as well as a monthly set menu. Any chef would be proud of this. SC

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Cap Horn Nyhavn 21, Cph K; open Mon-Fri 10:00-00:00, Sat-Sun 09:00-00:00; 3312 8504; starters from 99kr, main courses from 139kr, desserts from 39kr; see www.caphorn.dk for special events Nyhavn, the old harbour, is an idyllic area of magic and hygge what the Danes like to say when referring to anything that is cosy, charming, or delightful: all qualities Cap Horn has in abundance. Its simple menu boasts a fine selection of organic, homemade Danish fare, with a touch of seasonal influence. There were too highlights: the veal, pumpkin, mushrooms and potatoes with amazing truffle sauce (a ‘best ever veal experience) and the chocolate cake (‘Oh My God’), whih was possibly the best chocolate cake ever! MM BioMio Halmtorvet 19, 1700 Cph V; open daily 12:00-24:00 (later Fri and Sat), kitchen open 12:00-22:00; 3331 2000; starters 75kr, mains 135kr; www. biomio.dk Located in an old warehouse next to trendy Kødbyen, Bio Mio is certainly unusual for conservative Copenhagen. It’s stylish without being pretentious, fast enough that they don’t go crazy waiting for food, and loud enough that they can make a racket without anyone raising an eyebrow. JH SushiTreat Fox Jarmers Plads 3, Cph V; open Mon-Thu 16:30-22:00, Fri-Sat 16:30-24:00 with Club Treat from 22:00-02:00; 3338 7030 The newly-opened restaurant SushiTreat at the Hotel Fox serves the best California-style sushi in the city, offers an impressive drinks and wine card, and a completely unique atmosphere on Friday and Saturday nights when you can order sushi until 2am while listening to some of the city’s best DJs . MOC

Oysters & Grill Sjællandsgade 1B, 2200 Copenhagen N; open Mon-Sat 17:30-24:00, Sun 12:00-21:00; oysters cost 15-35kr each, main courses cost 135-185kr; 7020 6171; www.cofoco.dk Oysters & Grill is not rocket science, yet it give diners in Copenhagen access to fresh and delicious food at reasonable prices with an emphasis on seafood, fish and meats, which are prepared simply and flavourfully. NA Thai Flavours Vesterbrogade 30, Cph V; open Sun-Thu 12:00-23:00, Fri-Sat 12:00-23:30; Starters 60kr, mains 100kr; 3331 3170, thaiflavours30@gmail.com; www.thaiflavours.dk A worthy exponent of the Thai kitchen has opened recently in Vesterbro, just one block from the Planetarium and the lakes. The utterly unpretentious yet stylish Thai Flavours has a hospitable and authentic atmosphere and walls that let you breathe. KRG Saga Queen Havnegade 31, Cph K (near Nyhavn); sails twice Thu-Sat at 13:00 (lunch ) & 19:00 (dinner); reservations 4675 6460 & info@sagaqueen.dk; www. sagaqueen.dk The city’s only restaurant cruise ship, the Saga Queen offers a two-hour lunch cruise and a three-hour dinner cruise. Every table has a wonderful window view, and there’s a choice of set menus. Sometimes a meal can feel like an eternity, but here the time passed by quickly and pleasurably as we enjoyed a feast for both our eyes and our very satisfied stomachs. JC Brasserie Degas Trommesalen 5, Cph V; 3322 2826; see www.brasseriedegas.dk for more info If you like macarons, this is the place to get them. The brasserie also serves main courses like fried duck breast with wild mushrooms. TDF

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Saxo Cafe Colbjørnsensgade 11, 1652 Cph V; open 11:00-23:00; 3888 8288, www.saxocafe.dk; Chinese buffet 128kr pp, dim sum dishes from 35kr Saxo’s menu is an eclectic and comforting mix of cultures, incorporating Thai, Chinese and Vietnamese buffets, Dim Sum and Vietnamese menus, and traditional Danish fare. With such a wide choice, it’s a great place to go as a group who can’t agree on a choice of cuisine. On our visit our favourites were the Dum Sums - particularly the steamed pork dumplings that are perfectly fluffy. AK Gold Prag Gothersgade 39, 1123 Cph K; open Tue-Wed 17:00-23:30; Thu-Sat 17:00-24:00; SunMon closed; appetisers from 19Kr, mains from 89kr; 3391 4712, www.goldprag.dk Gold Prag has a distinct Austrian, Hungarian, Czech and Polish heritage and lives in a time of its own. The main courses are substantial, honestly cooked and rich in taste and include Vienna schnitzel with baked new potatoes and coleslaw and chicken breast topped with apricots and cheese. There are also dumplings cooked in the Austrian way and delicious goulash among the many different servings to be had. All in all it is a rough and tumble sort of place that is elegantly primitive with charisma, heartiness and austerely excellent food that perfectly accompanies classic beers and wine. SC Restaurant Dalaman Vodroffsvej 15, Frederiksberg C; Open daily 16:0024:00; 3322 1231 www.dalaman.dk; three-course menus 119kr, 139kr & 159kr pp Turkish restaurant Dalaman puts an emphasis on good food and customer satisfaction. It’s a haven for meat lovers and is popular among its clientele for the meaty mixed grill. AJ

Pubs The Irish Rover Strøget 46, 1161 Cph K; Open daily 10:00-late; www. irishrover.dk You won’t find a more childfriendly pub in the whole city. From the fish and chip expat family nights at 17:00 on the last Friday of every month, to enjoying the Sunday roast (lamb, all the trimmings, just 99kr, kids portion for 58kr), they are always welcome. There’s live music Thursday-Sunday (22:00-late), the kitchen is open from 10:00 until late every day serving a burger meal with pint for just 120kr - the pub caters to all sports fans, there’s a pool table in their back room where you can smoke, upstairs there’s a new lounge area - the perfect place to relax with a view over Strøget. BH Brew Pub Vestergade 29, 1456 Cph K; restaurant open MonSat 12:00-22:00, pub open Mon-Thu 12:00-24:00, FriSat 12:00-02:00, Sun closed; 3332 0060; www.brewpub.dk; three-course lunch menu 155kr The menu is full of hearty, homely, yet inventive dishes featuring inspired use of the same wonderful ingredients that go into the brewing process. Each dish can be easily matched by one of Brew Pub’s own concoctions from the casks across the courtyard. AK Kennedy’s Irish Bar Gammel Kongevej 23, 1610 Cph V; Open Mon-Sun 12:0002:00 It’s not an Irish pub. Instead it’s a pub owned by Irishmen, and there’s a big difference. It’s an authentic taste of what the Emerald Isle was like in the 1980s in a pub totally devoid of concepts, themes, and DIY Irish pub kits. Drop by at 17:00 on Fridays for the traditional Irish music sessions which are rapidly gaining in popularity. BH

Southern Cross Løngangstræde 37, Cph K; open Sun-Thu 15:00-03:00, Sat-Sun 12:00-05:00; 3311 0939 This Aussie boozer is a mecca for expats and Danes, old and young, that has a lively darts board, a fortnightly quiz, a good sports-viewing atmosphere, and a happy hour that lasts to 8pm during which you can beers for just 30kr. JHW The Dubliner Amagertorv 5, Strøget, 1160 Cph K; Opening Hours: Mon-Sun 10:00-late This pub is never quiet. It’s the perfect place for sports fans to mingle, or for live music which it provides every day. It also serves food all day from 10am to 10pm, and diners can find peace from the music and sport on a table overlooking the walking street, or on the first floor balcony overlooking Amagertorv. BH The Globe Nørregade 43-45, 1165 Cph K; Opening hours vary, until 03:00 Fri-Sat Friendly service and good value food make this the perfect city pub, and it’s difficult to know where to enjoy your pint given the number of options. If it’s company you want, you might try the main bar, a private function the second bar; seating-wise pull up a high chair, relax on cushioned benches or lord it as a bishop for the evening; or go genteel in the library - a great place to cheat in the fortnightly quiz, the longest running in the city. BH The Old English Pub Vesterbrogade 2B, 1620 Cph V; Open Sun-Thu 11:30-02:30, Fri-Sat 11:30-04:30; 3332 1921; www.oldenglishpub.dk This Victorian style English pub has all the class and authenticity of a Cotswolds country pub not a Costa del Sol flea trap. Facing Tivoli’s arches and just a stone’s throw from Strøget, it’s the ideal pit-stop on a tour of the city centre LB

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Head on down but don’t mention the Guillotine Nelson Mandela, Prince Charles and George Bush Senior are just three of a long list of VIPs who Allan Andersen has served over the years. But after spending most of his career working abroad in places like Dubai, Bahrain and St. Lucia, catering to the needs of the upper echeons of high-society, Andersen decided to return back to Denmark to fulfill his dream of introducing a new style to Copenhagen, via the launch of the kind of pastry shop never before seen in this country. His goal was not to open up another cosy coffee shop around the corner; it was to prove to Copenhageners that bigger things can be done. Granted, the city already had a well established and flourishing bakery scene, but in his opinion it lacked a certain style. To live up to these great expectations he chose Marie Antoinette’s ostentatious lifestyle as an inspiration for his new business idea. Many might question the choice of French queen’s name for a traditional pastry shop in Denmark, but actually the choice is pretty apt, Andersen told InOut. “After all, rumour has it that she had an affair with a Swedish earl!” he said with a little wink. His Konditori Antoinette – opened in 2009 in a backyard in one of the oldest districts in town – is based on multiple principles. Most importantly, nothing is too crazy or fancy to be infeasible. Just like the luxurious and swanky Marie Antoinette, Andersen doesn’t like to set himself limits. The only limit he has is not to produce something boring. Other important factors are that the products are handmade and based on traditional recipes, and that the ingredients are as natural as possible. As it turns out, his instincts were right: there really was a demand for extravagant pastries in Copenhagen. Within a short amount of time, allrounder Andersen and his small team were arranging themed parties (including one for last year’s 18th centurythemed Golden Years) for wannabe Marie Antoinettes, or premieres for films like Alice in Wonderland, Entangled and Cinderella, which wanted that extra lavish pazzazz. The cakes in upcoming star Fallulah’s music video ‘Out of it’ were exclusively made for her. And if his café, parties and catering commitments were not enough to completely deprive him of any sleep, he also participates in Copenhagen Fashion Week, with events like ‘jewellery meets cake’.

The extravagent headdresses worn by the French aristocracy ensured they looked good before and after their execution

Don’t be put off by Andersen’s highclass profile. Whoever finds his way to Konditori Antoinette gets a warm welcome as regular visitors are equally important to Andersen as attentiondrawing events. Equipped with a small counter and a whole cabinet full of delicious tarts, petit fours, pralines and cup-cakes, the café serves to spoil its customers. Just sit down on one of the golden-white chairs, at tables decorated with little silver crowns, and you will be well received by one of the friendly waitresses or the man in charge himself.

With its high ceiling, the light atmosphere, chandeliers and a whole mirrorwall, you might as well being have an afternoon tea in the royal halls – it’s a little decadence in the middle of busy Strøget. If the weather is fine, you can also sit outside in the secluded courtyard. And the luxury does not end with the interior. Off the menu you can order ‘luksus croissant’, ‘luksus kaffe’, ‘Versaillessalat’ and ‘Noblessesalat’ - not to mention the other various sandwiches and bakeries. In the most likely case that

you can’t decide which slice of cake to get, you can choose different miniature versions, served on small cake stands. And no matter which time of day you visit, there’s always an extensive special: breakfast for early birds, brunch for the late riser, a ‘shopping break menu’ or‘ afternoon tea for two’ for shoppers, and a cheese plate with red wine to start a classy evening. .

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Bobby Fischer Against the World (15)

Dir: Liz Garbus; US/UK/Ice documentary, 2011, 93 mins; Bobby Fischer, Gary Kasparov, Boris Spassky Premiered August 25 Playing Vester Vov Vov

The tortured genius and the celebrity recluse are two archetypes by which the popular imagination appears incurably enthralled. They occupy extreme but ambiguous positions in the social firmament, simultaneously familiar and unknowable, often winning our sympathy even as they fail our understanding. They reassuringly remind us that exceptional talent can be an affliction as well as a gift and that sometimes the price of success is one that most would not wish to pay. Few in recent times have combined these two roles with more tragedy or pathos than Bobby Fischer. Fischer’s descent into wild and irrational behaviour is far from a unique narrative, particularly in chess. The history of the game contains many similar trajectories. As GK Chesterton noted in arguing that reason bred insanity: “Poets do not go mad, but chess players do.” Polish grandmaster Akiba Rubinstein would hide in the corner between moves, owing to his anthropophobia (fear of people), eventually retiring from the game when schizophrenia got the better of him. William Steinitz, the first undisputed chess champion, died in an asylum. Then there was Paul Morphy, the American who was said to be the 19th century’s finest player and to whom Fischer has frequently been com-

‘Oh gawd ... I thought we’d be playing Monopoly’ pared - having beaten all his rivals, he began a decline into paranoid delusion. Aged 47, he was found dead in his bath, surrounded by women’s shoes. Although Fischer died in 2008, the crowning moment in his life came in 1972, when, aged 29, he defeated the Soviet grandmaster Boris Spassky in the World Championship. The next 36 years were messy and morbidly fascinating. The world’s greatest chess player became a recluse and stopped doing the one thing he excelled at. The hope that he might re-emerge to add to his reputation gradually ebbed, to be replaced by dismay at his anti-Semitic rants, and when he eventually played a rematch

with Spassky in the early 90s, he wasn’t the same force. The first Fischer-Spassky match made worldwide news. As archive footage included in Liz Garbus’s new film reminds us, it knocked Watergate and the Vietnam War off the headlines. The match has spawned many articles and books (among them Steiner’s White Knights of Reykjavik) and understandably it is the pivotal event in Garbus’s film. She doesn’t ignore the second half of his life, but nor does she devote an undue amount of time to it. Combining archive footage and photographs with contemporary interviews in a manner familiar from

countless other documentary portraits, Garbus provides no revelations for anyone who has followed Fischer’s story. Even so, this is a poignant and unsettling film, and Fischer’s mother Regina would be worthy of a documentary in her own right. An American communist who was under investigation by the FBI - a single mother, protester, factory worker and doctor - she was highly educated and fiercely driven, but a terrible parent who neglected the young Bobby. An impressive array of interviewees has been assembled to pore over Fischer’s life and career, among them grandmasters Kasparov and Polgar. What emerges from their reminiscences

is a mix of awestruck admiration and exasperation – Fischer had a knack of antagonising even his closest supporters. The footage of him late in his life in Iceland reveals just how objectionable he could be. At the same time Garbus makes it clear that Fischer was a victim, a lonely, neglected kid who somehow “penetrated the secrets of chess in his Brooklyn apartment”, but whose mastery of the sport came at the expense of almost every other aspect of his life. Fischer died aged 64 – one year, as was duly observed, for each square of the chess board.

Killing your boss has never been this much fun Horrible Bosses (11) Dir: Seth Gordon; US com, 2011, 100 mins; Jason Bateman, Charlie Day, Jason Sudeikis, Kevin Spacey, Jennifer Aniston Premiered August 25 Playing nationwide Finally a black comedy boasting solid performances on both sides of the camera. Take the script (by Michael Markowitz); it sold for millions at an auction in 2005 but has already proved well worth the bid. That’s no coincidence. Sort of like the 2005

thriller Derailed (also starring Aniston), Horrible Bosses unfolds like dominos tumbling – ever faster, ever louder – creating ever grimmer repercussions for the focal characters, a likeable bunch of average guys. We like them because their chemistry seems genuine, their gallows humour is nicely choreographed, and the desperate means they take spring from human motivations. Or maybe they’re just forgivable next to their despicable bosses. Old friends Nick, Kurt and Dale (Bateman, Sudeikis and Day) are conscientious workers, deserving of recognition but not getting it. Their immediate superiors (Spacey, Farrell and Aniston, respectively) happen to be

the vilest people they have ever known. Bullying, sadistic, and sexually abusive (that’s just Aniston), Nick, Kurt and Dale meet for Friday night beers and have to agree that life would be better without them. Spacey and Farrell are easily the worst – these are the kind of bosses who’ll wreck your private life if you quit. They delight in ‘owning’ their employees, as Spacey puts it. Aniston’s harmful complex (runaway nymphomania) seems less mortifying, all things considered – but I take the screenwriter’s point. It doesn’t make for a good working environment. Over several hilarious scenes three deadly operations are carefully planned. These guys have

never violated more than traffic laws so they figure they need all the advice they can get from the shadiest ex-con in the shadiest joint in downtown LA (Foxx). You’ll appreciate a screwball scene involving Ioan Gruffudd cameoing as a James Bond-like hitman whose toe-curling real profession is suddenly revealed. The sub-theme of plotting the perfect murder nicely counterbalances the innocence one has come to associate with Aniston and Bateman’s comedies. Ferociously plot-driven, the film survives the pitfalls of overkill by refashioning the genre until the characters basically seem like ‘real’ people. KASPER R GULDBERG

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Book Your Tickets Tree of Life (11) Dir: Terence Malick; 2011, 139 mins; Brad Pitt, Sean Penn There are too many beautifully observed moments to dismiss Terence Malick’s fifth film in over 40 years with derision as was the case recently at a Cannes screening. Told in several timelines, the film follows a religious Midwest family in the 1950s and is a rare opportunity to experience pure cinema as it was intended. MW

Beginners (3) Dir: Mike Mills; 2010, 105 mins; Ewan McGregor, Christopher Plummer Beginners is the touching and often funny account of a rootless son who drifts from relationship to relationship and feels creatively shackled and under-appreciated in his work as an illustrator. Mill’s film is just like poetry, where words and pictures flirt dynamically with one another. MW

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows II (11) Dir: David Yates; 2011, 130 mins; Daniel Radcliffe, Emma Watson, Rupert Grint The Harry Potter finale ended an era last July. Cinematic magic follow our heroic threesome with a more assured Harry complementing lightning-quick thinking Hermione and the steady presence of Ron. With a litany of impossible foes and an actionpacked battle sequence finale, it’s

one of the better HP films. SS

Melancholia (15) Dir: Lars Von Trier; 2011, 130 mins; Kirsten Dunst, Charlotte Gainsbourg Justine feels trapped in a limousine with her newly wedded husband en route to her own wedding reception. From here, we witness the end of the world: a giant planet called Melancholia is on a course towards Earth. The film brilliantly conveys a paralysing loneliness - the claustrophobic sensation of being trapped inside one’s own skin. MW

Also Playing Super 8 (11) Dir: JJ Abrams; 2011, 118 mins; Elle Fanning, Noah Emmerich Super 8 takes you on a trip to childhood excitement, and is a homage to past Spielberg fantasy adventure movies. The whole ensemble of unknown newcomers winds up creating teenage gawkiness every bit as natural and unforced as the real thing. The relationships between these youngsters are the real heart and soul of the movie. MW

Barney’s Version (3) Dir: Richard J Lewis; 2010, 138 mins; Paul Giamatti, Dustin Hoffman Barney Panofsky is a lonely embittered man, reduced to drinking at home while telephonically tormenting his ex-wife’s new partner at ungodly hours. The film, an adaptation of the novel

Barney’s Version, has one great strength: the comic yet insightful depictions of these relationships that populate an unarguably colourful life. MW

Conan O’Brien Can’t Stop (15) Dir: Rodman Flender; US doc, 2011, 89 mins; Conan O’Brien Premiered August 11 American comedian Conan O’Brien makes a comeback on screen with a documentary about his life and career. The camera follows the unstoppable artist as he hits the road with a music-and-comedy show named Legally Prohibited From Being funny on Television Tour. Though the film is an open window to O’Brien’s personal life, it might not live up to everyone’s expectations: according to the New York Times, this “rock ‘n’ roll comedy extravaganza leaves much to be desired”. VM

Captain America: The First Avenger (15) Dir: Joe Johnston; US action, 2011, 124 mins; Chris Evans, Hugo Weaving With Captain America: The First Avenger, everything is in place for the biggest gathering of superheroes on celluloid ever. It’s 1942. Steve Rogers is the small scrawny kid with more ailments than ligaments. But with the help of his good friend Howard Stark, Rogers is turned into a physical specimen at its peak level of performance: Captain America is born. While Johnston doesn’t wow us with any-

thing new this time around, at least he has put together a film worth seeing. KE

The Hangover Part II (11) Dir: Todd Phillips; 2011, 120 mins; Bradley Cooper, Ed Helms The Hangover Part II is the same premise as the first film. Stu is getting married in Thailand with the gang in tow, when his fiancee’s younger brother isfound missing. If The Hangover Part II was not a sequel, it would receive much higher praise, but it set the bar so high that reaching it again is virtually impossible. KE

Midnight in Paris (3) Dir: Woody Allen; UK/ France comedy, 2011, 94 mins; Owen Wilson, Rachel McAdams Premiered August 11 At the stroke of midnight, Gil discovers a portal to the 1920s in the shape of an automobile; he is whisked away to a Paris of yesteryear populated by the literary and artistic giants of that age. Despite the promising trailer, a sinking disappointment accompanies the realisation – this is going to be one of Woody’s daffier works. MW

Mr. Popper’s Penguins(7) Dir: Mark Waters; 2011, 94 mins; Jim Carrey, Carla Gugino Adapted from the classic 1938 children’s book by Richard and Florence Atwater, the best thing anyone can say about this film is

that kids – some kids – will love it. Popper’s story stays true to its loosely fairytale-ish undertone, with a heartwarming Hollywood-like denouement. KRG

Rise of the Planet of the Apes (11) Dir: Rupert Wyatt; USA Sci-fi 2011, 105 min; James Franco, Andy Serkis Rupert Wyatt succeeds in enticing us with an intriguing concept: in our near future, a drug is being developed with the ultimate aim of curing Alzheimer’s. Unfortunately, what followed that initial idea was didactic and sometimes illogical with dumbed-down dialogue and performances that too frequently fail to impress. MW

Unknown (15) Dir: Jaume Collet-Serra; 2011, 113 mins; Liam Neeson, Diane Kruger, January Jones Unknown is a chilly little thriller about amnesia, mistrust and lost identity. Interchangeable Euro baddies lurk in the shadows, seeming omniscient and omnipresent, waiting to strike. As the movie reveals itself, you may discover that it reminds you of another superior one, which we will not name for fear of giving away the twist. JH

Pirates of the Caribbean 4: On Stranger Tides (11) Dir: Rob Marshall; US action, 2011, 127 mins; Johnny Depp, Penelope Cruz

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Johnny falls back into the role where he runs like a girl, walks like a drunk and charms like a son-of-a-Depp. Like any film worth its salt and shekels, Pirates 4 starts out briskly while introducing new characters. And just like your soda, it may not have much to it bar the empty calories, but it’s enjoyable nonetheless. KE

Avoid like the Plague Conan the Barbarian (15) Dir: Marcus Nispel; US Adventure; 2011, 112 mins; Jason Momoa, Ron Perlman Ten-year-old Conan, already a junior killing machine, has his world turned upside down when warlord Khalar Zim comes to his village in search of a mask that will give him the power to rule Hibernia. This version of John Milius’s 1982 film is a tedious waste-of-time: minimal on story, character, and intrigue. DS

Green Lantern (11) Dir: Martin Campbell; US sci-fi action, 2011, 114 mins; Ryan Reynolds, Blake Lively Enter the latest incarnation of the Green Lantern franchise, the illegitimate 3D love-child of Top Gun and Flubber, an abomination that has the distinction of being both a remake and the precursor to a plethora of sequels. The film leaves one wishing that instead of 3D, we had been offered just one dimension of content or creativity. AS

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Rådhuspladsen 59, Cph K 3312 4292; www.gloria.dk No English language films

Grand Teatret

Mikkel Bryggers Gade 8, Cph K www.grandteatret.dk Beginners (3) 14:20-21:30 Melancholia (15) 18:30 Midnight in Paris (3) 12:00-14:20-16:40-19:00-21:30 Tree of Life (11) 12:00-15:30-21:30

Dagmar

Jernbanegade 2, Cph K 3314 3222 Made in Dagenham (7) 12:30 The Tree of Life (11) 12:30-15:30-18:30-21:20 Melancholia (15) 15:30-21:15 Midnight in Paris (3) Times vary The Whistleblower (11) 18:45

GENTOFTE KINO

Gentoftegade 39, www.gentoftekino.dk Bobby Fischer Against the World 20:45

Falkoner Bio

Empire bio

Sylows Allé 15, Frederiksberg Bridesmaids (3) Times vary Captain America 2D (15) Times vary Green Lantern 2D (11) 19:20 (not Wed) Horrible Bosses (11) Times vary HP and the DH Part II 2D Times vary Midnight in Paris (3) Times vary Rise of the Planet of the Apes (11) 19:20 (not Mon) -21:45 Super 8 (11) Times vary

Guldbergsgade 29F; Cph N, 3536 0036; www.empirebio.dk Captain America 2D (15) 12:30-19:50-22:30 Green Lantern 2D (11) 15:10-22:20 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part II: 2D (11) 12:30 Horrible Bosses 15:10-20:00-22:15 (plus 10:00 Wed) Midnight in Paris (3) 15:30-17:45-20:15 Rise of the Planet of the Apes (11) 17:30

VESTER VOV VOV

Gothersgade 55, Cph K 3374 3400; www.dfi.dk Vatel (15) 21:15 (Fri)) The Proposition (15) 21:45 (Fri) The Trip15) 19:00 (Sat) Jaws15) 21:15 (Sat) The Cook, the Thief, His Wife and Her Lover 15) 19:00 (Sun)

Abalonsgade 5, Cph V 3324 4200 Conan O’Brien Can’t Stop (15) 15:15-19:30 Barney’s Version (3) 21:10 Bobby Fischer Against the World (15) 14:00-15:45-17:30-19:15 Melancholia (15) 17:00

Cinemateket

G20

InOut | THE CPH POST ENTERTAINMENT GUIDE

TELEVISION

26 August - 1 September 2011

PICK O THE W F EEK

Exile

spor t THE W OF EEK

SV1, Sunday 21:00

It’s funny how some of Britain’s best actors have never bothered with films. You’d be hard-pushed to find one David Jason’s graced, and as a result he isn’t wellknown beyond colonial shores. The same is true of John Simm, the star of this week’s pick Exile, which sees him once again link up with writer Paul Abbott following the brilliant British thriller State of Play. “When I was approached, I initially said no way,” Simm told the Guardian. “But then I read it and thought: ‘If I don’t do this, some other f**ker is going to do it.’ I haven’t read anything this good since State of Play.” Abbott - who is probably best known for writing Shameless, a series he based on his own

life – has once again delved into his personal experience to create a story (written by his disciple Danny Brocklehurst – another name to watch out for) containing heart-felt observations on Alzheimer’s and cynical insights into investigative journalism. Co-starring Jim Broadbent as an ailing, ageing parent who is the subject of his own son’s story, this was universally praised when it aired earlier in the year. Elsewhere, True Blood (Wed, SV1 22:00) is back for a third season; there’s another chance to catch the disappointing second series of Bored to Death (Wed, SV1 22:50), which proves once again that it’s impossible to repeat the success of a series if you give your writer

impossible deadlines to satisfy viewer demand; Michael Jackson documentary This is it (TV3 Puls, Mon 21:00) does its best to cash in with a film that was probably being edited while he was being buried; opera fans will enjoy a rendition of Gilbert and Sullivan’s HMS Pinafore (DRK, Sat 20:00) if they can overlook SV1, Sun 21:00 Exile the appalling language (Warning: includes a big, big D); sportswise the US Open tennis tournament (Eurosport, Mon 19:15) gets under way, the UEFA Super Cup (TV3+ 20:30) provides some rare Friday footy while Tottenham vs Man City (K6, Sun 14:00) and Manchester United vs Arsenal (16:30) are the picks in the Premier League.

DR2, all week from Sat World Athletics Championships FILM O THE W F EEK

BEN HAMILTON SV1, Wed 22:00 True Blood - season three

TV2, Sun 20:55 17 again

Friday 26

Saturday 27

Sunday 28

Monday 29

Tuesday 30

Wednesday 31

Thursday 1

21:30-23:00 Legally Blonde II (US com, 2001) Reese Witherspoon 23:00-00:45 Heartburn (US com, 1986) Meryl Streep, Jack Nicholson

19:05-19:30 An Animal Saved My Life (BBC doc, 2009) 23:00-00:40 Kramer vs Kramer (US drama, 1979) Meryl Streep, Dustin Hoffman

16:15-17:15 Who Do You Think You Are (BBC doc, 2008) Kevin Whateley 19:35-20:00 An Animal Saved My Life 22:10-22:55 Thorne (UK crime series) 22:55-23:55 Jess: My New Face (UK doc, 2008)

20:00-21:00 Jamie’s Kitchen (UK food, 2006) 22:00-23:35 A Touch of Frost (UK crime, 2008)

22:00-23:25 Deadly Honeymoon (US drama, 2008) sounds rubbish 23:25-00:10 World’s Worst Disasters

22:00-23:25 Damages (US drama series, 2007)

23:50-00:40 Mistresses (UK drama series, 2008)

18:10-19:10 Extreme Pilgrim (BBC doc, 2008) 20:00-20:45 WWII Lost Films 20:55-22:30 Wire in the Blood (UK crime series, 2008) 23:00-00:30 Open Water 2: Adrift (US thriller, 2006)

01:55-11:25 World Athletics Championships from Daegu, South Korea 12:55-16:00 World Athletics 16:05-17:30 The Judge and the General (US doc, 2008) 18:00-19:00 World Athletics

06:00-14:00 World Athletics 16:30-17:30 World Athletics 19:10-20:00 The Truth About Binge Drinking (UK doc, 2007) 21:00-21:50 River Cottage Everyday (UK food, 2007)

02:55-06:00 World Athletics 11:55-15:00 World Athletics 18:00-19:00 World Athletics 23:00-23:50 Secrets of the Freemasons (US doc, 2008)

02:55-15:00 World Athletics 20:00-20:50 Animal Autopsy (UK doc, 2009) 21:00-22:30 Give Up Tomorrow (UK doc, 2009)

01:55-04:00 World Athletics 18:00-19:00 World Athletics 20:30-22:15 Lucky Number Slevin (US crime, 2006) Josh Hartnett, Bruce Willis, Morgan Freeman, Ben Kingsley

02:55-06:15 World Athletics 11:55-14:45 World Athletics 18:00-19:00 World Athletics 20:50-22:20 Scott & Bailey (UK crime series, 2011)

17:05-18:00 Friends 21:05-22:50 Fantastic Four (US action, 2005) Jessica Alba 22:50-00:30 Basic (US drama, 2003) John Travolta, Samuel L Jackson

16:10-18:00 Fantastic Four 23:00-00:55 Cocktail (US drama, 1988) Tom Cruise

16:15-18:00 Juno (US dramedy, 2007) Ellen Page 20:00-20:55 Lie to me (US crime series, 2010) Tim Roth 20:55-22:35 17 Again (US com, 2008) Zac Efron, Matthew Perry

17:05-18:00 Friends 22:30-23:20 Embarrassing Teenage Bodies 23:55-00:55 Friends

17:05-18:00 Friends 20:35-21:25 Desperate Housewives 22:30-23:20 Embarrassing Teenage Bodies 00:10-01:05 Friends

17:05-18:00 Friends 22:30-23:20 Embarrassing Teenage Bodies 00:10-01:10 Friends

17:05-17:55 David Letterman 17:55-18:20 Reba 18:20-19:10 King of Queens 19:10-20:00 Friends 20:00-20:50 Castle 22:20-00:20 Mrs. Doubtfire (US com, 1993) Robin Williams

16:40-17:30 Style her Famous 17:30-18:00 Reba 18:00-18:50 King of Queens 18:50-19:45 Friends 22:20-00:35 Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe (UK/ US drama, 2005) Tilda Swinton

09:30-20:00 Sons of Anarchy (US drama series, 2009) the entire second series 23:55-01:35 Eragon (US fantasy, 2006) Jeremy Irons, John Malkovich, Robert Carlyle

16:55-17:45 David Letterman 17:45-18:10 Reba 18:10-19:05 King of Queens 19:05-20:00 Friends

18:00-19:00 Bones 19:00-20:00 Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares 20:00-21:00 NCIS 21:00-23:25 Blade (US scifi, 1998) Wesley Snipes 21:00-23:25 Passenger 57 (US action, 1992) Wesley Snipes

15:50-18:00 Father’s Day (US com, 1997) Robin Williams, Billy Crystal 18:00-19:00 Extreme Makeover: Home Edition 21:00-23:00 Fired Up! (US action, 2009) sounds rubbish 23:00-00:55 How to make love to a woman (US com, 2010) sounds rubbish

17:00-18:00 Masterchef USA 18:00-19:00 Gordon’s Great Escape 19:00-20:00 Supersize vs. Superskinny Kids (UK doc, 2011) 21:00-22:55 The Accidental Husband (UK/US romcom, 2008) Uma Thurman, Colin Firth

17:05-18:00 NCIS 18:00-19:00 Bones 20:00-21:00 Supersize vs. Superskinny Kids 21:00-23:00 Evan Almighty (US com, 2007) Steve Carell, Morgan Freeman 23:05-00:05 Hawaii Five-0

17:00-18:00 NCIS 18:00-19:00 Bones 22:05-23:45 Men in Black II (US com, 2002) Tommy Lee Jones, Will Smith 23:45-00:45 Chase (US drama series, 2009) Jesse Metcalfe

17:00-18:00 NCIS 18:00-19:00 Bones 21:00-22:00 Gordon’s Great Escape 22:00-23:00 World’s Strictest Parents (US reality, 2009) 23:00-00:15 Claire Richards: My Big Fat Wedding (UK reality, 2009) the woman from Steps - what utter drivel

17:00-18:00 NCIS 18:00-19:00 Bones 22:00-23:00 Top Model - grand finale 23:00-00:00 The Vampire Diaries

17:00-18:00 Simpsons 18:00-19:00 Two and a half Men 19:00-20:00 How I Met Your Mother 20:00-20:30 Mad Love 20:30-23:00 UEFA Super Cup: Barcelona vs FC Porto 23:00-01:00 Inferno (US action, 1998) James Remar

16:55-17:55 Simpsons 17:55-19:00 An Idiot Abroad (UK travel com, 2010) 22:00-23:55 Shadow Man (US action, 2001) Steven Seagal

12:30-16:30 Formula One: Belgian Grand Prix 22:30-23:30 Mad Love

17:00-18:00 Simpsons 18:00-19:00 Two and a half Men 19:00-20:00 How I Met Your Mother 20:00-21:00 NCIS 21:00-22:00 An Idiot Abroad 22:00-00:40 Flight of Fury (US/UK thriller, 2007) Steven Seagal

17:00-18:00 Simpsons 18:00-19:00 Two and a half Men 19:00-20:00 How I Met Your Mother 21:00-23:00 The Foreigner (US action, 2003) Steven Seagal

17:00-18:00 Simpsons 18:00-19:00 Two and a half Men 19:00-20:00 How I Met Your Mother 21:00-22:05 How I Met Your Mother 22:05-00:00 Black Dawn (US action, 2005) Steven Segal

17:00-18:00 Simpsons 18:00-19:00 Two and a half Men 19:00-20:00 How I Met Your Mother 20:00-21:00 NCIS 22:00-00:00 True Justice (US crime series, 2010) Steven Seagal - includes pilot

17:05-18:00 Grey’s Anatomy 18:00-19:00 Private Practice 19:00-20:00 House 20:00-21:00 Trinny and Susannah’s Makeover Mission - Belgium (UK doc) 21:00-22:40 National Treasure (US action, 1995) Nicolas Cage, Diane Kruger, Sean Bean

17:00-18:00 Grey’s Anatomy 18:00-18:55 Tori & Dean: Home Sweet Hollywood (US reality) 18:55-20:00 The Truth About Beauty: Online Anorexia (UK doc) 21:00-23:15 Casanova (US drama, 2005) Heath Ledger

17:10-18:05 Gossip Girl 18:05-18:55 Hellcats 19:55-21:00 Big Fat Gypsy Weddings (UK reality) popular with lowlifes 23:35-00:35 Biggest Loser (US reality)

17:05-18:00 Grey’s Anatomy 18:00-19:00 Private Practice 19:00-20:00 House 20:00-21:00 Grey’s Anatomy 21:00-23:10 Sweet Home Alabama (US romcom, 2002) Patrick Dempsey, Reese Witherspoon 23:10-00:10 Grey’s Anatomy

17:05-18:00 Grey’s Anatomy 18:00-19:00 Private Practice 19:00-20:00 House 23:00-00:00 Grey’s Anatomy

17:05-18:00 Grey’s Anatomy 18:00-19:00 Private Practice 19:00-20:00 House 20:00-21:00 Trinny and Susannah’s Makeover Mission (UK Fashion) 21:30-22:35 Big Fat Gypsy Weddings 22:35-23:05 Cougar Town 23:05-00:05 Grey’s Anatomy

17:05-18:00 Grey’s Anatomy 18:00-19:00 Private Practice 19:00-20:00 House 20:00-21:00 Gossip Girl 21:00-21:55 Pretty Little Liars 21:55-22:55 Hellcats 22:55-23:55 Grey’s Anatomy 23:55-00:50 Private Practice

17:05-18:05 Numb3rs 18:05-19:00 Human Target (US crime) 20:00-21:00 CIS 21:00-22:00 Criminal Minds 22:00-00:25 Heartbreakers (US com, 2001) Sigourney Weaver, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Gene Hackman

17:55-20:00 Bring It On (US com, 2000) Kirsten Dunst 20:00-21:50 Bedtime Stories (US com, 2008) Adam Sandler 21:50-00:30 Never Say Never Again UK action, 1983) Sean Connery

20:00-21:00 CIS 21:00-22:00 Undercovers (US action series, 2010)

17:05-18:00 Numb3rs 20:00-21:00 CSI

17:05-18:00 Numb3rs 20:00-22:00 CSI 22:45-23:35 Criminal Minds

17:05-18:00 Numb3rs 20:00-21:00 CSI 21:00-22:55 The Transporter 3 (US action, 2008) Jason Statham 22:55-23:55 CSI 23:55-01:45 Criminal Minds

17:05-18:05 Numb3rs 20:00-21:00 CSI 21:00-23:05 Push (US scifi, 2009) Dakota Fanning 23:05-00:00 Criminal Minds