I am often taken aback by the ridiculous things
motorists shout at me when I am on my bike. “Get onpath!” by which they mean the pavement, which isillegal to cycle on, and doing so can incur on-the-spotfines in some areas. I am a vehicle and should not be bothe pedestrians, especially children, pushchairs,dogs, those with mobility issues, or anyone for that matter who is negotiating pavements laden with street furniture.
“At least I pay road tax!” That’s impressive as it wasabolished in 1937. Do you mean Vehicle Excise Duty,a tax on the vehicle, not a pot for collecting monies to be spent on road building or road maintenance? These motorists obviously think ‘road tax’ pays for roads so tax-dodging cyclists shouldn’t really be on “their” roads at all. And hey, I have car too and like you, pay my VED.
“Get out the middle of the road.” No, I am in the middle the lane, the correct position for the current road conditions and/or to do the manoeuvre that I have just indicated ...