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LYNKS’ CRISIS NOODLE (SERVES 1)... Job application rejected? Boyfriend’s cheated on you with your cousin? Crushed by the weight of living a meaningless existence at the dawn of the sixth mass extinction?

Damn. That’s tough. But don’t fret! Because even when the world around you spirals into chaos and existential panic, there’s one thing that’s always gonna have your back.

No, it’s not your family and friends: it’s Lynks’ patented Crisis Noodles! This bowl of salty, carby, umami goodness is guaranteed to freeze any meltdown and turn your crisis into a light emotional wobble.