HOROSCOPES

Jan 20 – Feb 18

Aquarius, it’s time to wake up. Someone in your close circle may be up to no good, so it’s time to reevaluate who is in your nearest and dearest posse.

Bar to visit: Woof!

Taurus

Apr 20 – May 20

You break it, you buy it baby! But you’re about to come into some serious cash, so go nuts.

Bar to visit: Dunedin Social Club.

LEO Jul 23 – Aug 22

Feeling broke? Tough luck, bitch. Maybe you should have invested in crypto.

Bar to visit: The Baaa Bar.

SCORPIO Oct 23 – Nov 21

You are feeling spiritually impoverished. The cozzie lives seem to be getting the best of you, perhaps it’s time to start growing your own veggies and lay off on the alcohol for a while.

Bar to visit: Yours (there’s no alcohol x)

Feb 19 – Mar 20