AQUARIUS PISCES ARIES

And first of all, I wanna thank me.

Bar to visit: Carousel.

Mar 21 – Apr 19

Feeling down? It’s time to put some yee into your haw, and get back on the horse that is life. Optimism and encouragement only!

Bar to visit: Pequeño.

GEMINI May 21 – Jun 20

Gemini, life is a balancing act, and you have been succeeding in doing so. While you are unhinged, you are also studious. Also, eat a vegetable.

Bar to visit: Albar.

VIRGO Aug 23 – Sep 22

Looks like new love is on the horizon! After some rather traumatic relationship experiences, hopefully your new special someone isn’t a gaslighting prick. Stay aware while catching those feelings!

Bar to visit: The Craic.

SAGITTARIUS Nov 22 –Dec 21

Oftentimes, you lot can come across as the biggest ‘pick me’s’ this godforsaken world has ever seen. Use this week to try to find your own identity, and get off TikTok.

Bar to visit: Eleven Bar lol

CANCER Jun 21 – Jul 22

Cancer, it’s time to WAKE UP and start TAKING ACTION. You can’t sit in your room rotting away forever. It’s time to engage in society.

Bar to visit: The Mornington Tavern.

LIBRA

Sep 23 – Oct 22

Libra, it’s normal to feel frustrated. Not everyone can be as cool and swag and slay as you. It’s a hard knock life, being that bitch.

Bar to visit: Eureka.

CAPRICORN Dec 22 – Jan 19

Feeling indecisive? It’s okay, you can’t be in control all the time. Try to let the universe guide you, there is no need to have a straight-laced plan. Flip a coin. Let go.

Bar to visit: Zanzibar.