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Mostly A: Pequeño

The word people most commonly use to describe you to your face is “fashionable”. The word they most commonly use to describe you to other people is “pretentious”. You’ve definitely asked a bartender if they know how to make an Old Fashioned, and your friends have learnt the hard way to not mention their love of Taylor Swift or Harry Styles around you. With that said, you do expose your mates to music they otherwise wouldn’t listen to, and you’re known to shout drinks for people who tell you they’ve never had a real cocktail.

Mostly B: Dive

You live and breathe music, especially indie surf rock made by guys wearing Dickies, Docs, and their dad’s vintage jumper. There’s a solid chance you are one of those guys, too. Honestly, you have great taste, you’re good value on a night out, and you aren’t nearly as pretentious or self-centred as people might assume. It wouldn’t hurt to listen to more music made by women, though. Respectfully.

Mostly C: U Bar

For you, a gig is less about the music and more about the whole experience of the night. Whether it’s DnB, a new local band, or an Australian artist on their annual Dunedin O-Week cash grab, you’re there to dance, drink, shout a bit, drink some more, steal someone’s vape and then (if you’re lucky) disappoint whoever takes you home. You might have a pretty basic taste, but you’re the heart and soul of pint night. If you’re in third-year or above, you’ll probably be like this for the rest of your life; but if you’re a fresher, there’s a chance you’ll evolve into a Dive or even a Pequeño.

Mostly D: Yours

There are few things you do in life that aren’t ideologically informed: from the clothes you wear, to the coffee you drink, to the music you listen to. You’re well-intentioned and smart, and your adherence to your values is admirable, but your mates do secretly wish you’d loosen up and not boycott their dusty Macca’s run every once in a while.

Mostly E: The Crown

You cannot be convinced that any good music has been released in the last ten years - unless, of course, it’s by an artist you’re going to see at The Crown. Everything about you harkens back to a simpler time, when REAL bands made REAL music! Your taste isn’t bad by any means, but it wouldn’t hurt to diversify your auditory portfolio a bit. Listening to artists who are still alive won’t kill you, we promise!