June 20, 2023 — Westfield

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City OKs $20K grant for AED stations

By Matthew Kent matthew@youarecurrent.com

of a single-story multi-tenant building that would be between 15,000 and 16,000 square feet, according to city documents.

GOVERNMENT

City leaders in Westfield have accepted a $20,000 grant under an interlocal agreement that will be used to purchase automated external defibrillator stations to be placed at Grand Junction Plaza, in addition to the Midland and Monon trails.

The Westfield CIty Council voted 5-0 June 12 to approve the interlocal agreement between the Hamilton County Commissioners, the Hamilton County Council and the Westfield City Council. Under the agreement, the city will receive $20,000 from the Hamilton County Health Department that will allow Westfield to purchase four AED stations, said Kayla Arnold, director of Westfield Welcome.

Arnold told the council that the city launched a crowdfunding campaign in February that has raised approximately $2,400 and noted officials have received a grant from Bolt for the Heart to purchase the AED

stations.

“With this interlocal agreement, we will be able to complete all pieces and be able to have those AED stations installed later this summer,” Arnold said.

The council also heard preliminary details regarding a purchase agreement of a 2.58acre parcel by Hartman Capital, LLC, on the south side of Ind. 32. Plans for the property, approximately 500 feet east of Shady Nook Road and Ind. 32, involve the development

The project will go before the city’s Advisory Plan Commission during its 7 p.m. July 5 meeting at Westfield City Hall for further consideration. The matter will eventually go back to the Westfield City Council for final approval at a later date.

In other business, the council delayed acting on a proposed ordinance that would establish a city parks and recreation board. The board, which would consist of four members appointed by the mayor, was proposed to help guide efforts to provide quality-of-life amenities for residents, said Chris McConnell, city parks and recreation superintendent.

McConnell said by establishing a board, it would also open doors to new funding sources tied to state and federal grants that require a parks board to be in place in order to qualify. However, council members opted to take no action on the ordinance, which will be revisited during the council’s 7 p.m. meeting June 26.

Lions Club set to begin building renovations

By Matthew Kent matthew@youarecurrent.com

The Westfield Lions Club plans to begin renovations of its new clubhouse that will be available for meetings, community rentals and other activities.

take about three months to get the initial work completed to a point we can resume using the building for meetings,” Larrison said.

fish fries, pancake breakfasts and other fundraisers. The Westfield Lions Club also plans to rent out the space to the community as well, according to Larrison.

Work on the building will include renovations for a large kitchen area, larger bathrooms and other improvements.

NONPROFIT

The club, which was established in 1930, had been at 120 Jersey St. since 1957, but it acquired 1.6 acres of property at 1031 E. 169th St. last year, said Jeff Larrison, secretary of the Westfield Lions Club. He said club members plan to rent out the space to the community for functions such as meetings, birthday parties and other gatherings when renovation work is completed.

Larrison said the club plans to begin renovations in July. The project is estimated to cost $350,000.

“If things stay on schedule, it should

The club sold its space on Jersey Street last year to make way for Old Town Companies’ Union Square development, which will feature retail, commercial and residential space. Lions Club members met temporarily at Christ United Methodist Church after selling their building on Jersey Street.

The new club is between Oak Ridge Road and the Monon Trail on East 169th Street.

“The biggest benefit of our new building and its renovations will be that it gives us a larger, more up-to-date facility for the club and public to use,” he said. “Our club is growing its membership and we need the extra space for meetings and for events that we plan to hold.”

Those events, he said, include annual

“Westfield lacks a facility that people can rent at a reasonable price to hold events like birthday parties, family reunions, baby showers and graduation parties. Our clubhouse will fill that niche,” he said.

Larrison said the upstairs, which encompasses 3,800 square feet, could possibly be used for meetings held by local nonprofits such as Boy Scouts and 4-H clubs free of charge because those organizations were able to do so at its old building.

For more, visit westfieldlions.org.

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District promotes principal

By Matthew Kent matthew@youarecurrent.com

Westfield Washington Schools has promoted the principal of Westfield Middle School to a new position within the district.

Mike Hall, who has led WMS since 2019, was named as director of operations and will replace Joseph Montalone, who retired after 19 years with Westfield Washington Schools. Hall’s appointment is effective July 1.

Hall, who has been in education for 21 years, has worked at other elementary schools within the district. Prior to his role at WMS, he served as principal at Monon Trail Elementary School and also served a dual role as assistant principal at Carey Ridge Elementary School and Maple Glen Elementary School for three years, officials said.

“My family and I are honored to continue to serve the community of Westfield,” Hall said. “For the past 14 years, it has been my

privilege to work with amazing students and families. And, it has been an honor to work alongside the very best teachers, staff, and administrators. We truly have an amazing community and I look forward to continuing my service here.” In his new role as director of operations, Hall will be responsible for leading the district’s food service team, the custodial operation and the transportation department, according to the district. Hall, who will also serve as the district’s safety leader, was praised by Brian Tomamichel, assistant superintendent for business and operations, for his work.

“I’ve seen Mike progress from an elementary principal to a leader at our second biggest school,” Tomamichel said. “And I’m looking forward to seeing him continue to grow as a leader and as a difference maker in our district. I’m excited to see Mr. Hall continue to make an impact on our students and staff and I know he’s going to bring that passion and hard work to the administration center.”

State of the County set for June 28

By Matthew Kent matthew@youarecurrent.com

Hamilton County Commissioner Steve Dillinger will deliver the State of the County address June 28.

EDUCATION PRESENTATION

The

event will be held from 11 a.m. to 1 p.m. at the Hamilton County 4-H Exhibition Center at the Hamilton County 4-H Fairgrounds, 2003 Pleasant St., in Noblesville. The theme to this year’s address will be “The Way We Were,” a homage to Hamilton County’s bicentennial celebration.

Among the topics expected to be addressed include renovations to the Hamilton County 4-H Fairgrounds, construction on a domestic violence shelter and growth in the county’s parks and recreation department, according to a news release. Infrastructure projects such as an interchange project at 146th and Allisonville Road, updates on State Road 37 and a new bridge over Pleasant Street in Noblesville will also be discussed.

As part of the renovations at the fairgrounds, the county plans to construct a bicentennial pavilion building and a new

maintenance building, while officials are also planning an addition at the llama barn building as part of a $15 million project under Phase 1A. Work is expected to begin sometime this fall, according to Hamilton County Commissioner Mark Heirbrandt.

Future phases are also planned, although no determination has been made yet on what other improvements will be made, Heirbrandt said. The county is also leading a $44 million interchange project at 146th Street and Allisonville Road as part of an effort to improve traffic through the corridor.

The project on the border of Noblesville and Fishers will convert the intersection into a grade-separated interchange with 146th Street going over a roundabout on Allisonville Road. Work is set to be finished in the summer of 2025, according to the county.

The State of the County is hosted by the Noblesville Chamber of Commerce. Member pricing begins at $35 for a single ticket and $350 for a corporate table of eight. Registration is required and can be done by visiting noblesvillechamber.com.

Hall Dillinger

DISPATCHES

District seeks participants for Shamrock Academy — Westfield Washington Schools is seeking participants for its Shamrock Academy, an ambassador development program that is open to any Westfield resident or community member interested in learning more about the district. The application period is now open and will close on July 1. For more or to apply, visit www.wws.k12. in.us/about-us/shamrock-academy/shamrock-academy. Session dates will be announced before the final selection process.

Veteran resource fair set for July 8 — Veterans, active military, their families and the general public are invited to a veteran resource fair July 8. The event from 11 a.m. to 3 p.m. at Noblesville Schools Community Center, 1775 Field Dr., will allow visitors to learn about all the federal, state and local resources available to military veterans. For more, visit hamiltoncountyveterans.com.

Students named to dean’s list — The following students from Westfield have been named to the dean’s list at Indiana University-Kokomo for the spring semester: Mikayla Rose Crabtree, Kayden Cruz, Zoe B. Evans,

Adam McCabe Garretson, Breanna Koester, Cayden Douglas Lewton, Freda E. Mensah, Marcus Amoah Mensah, Emma Elizabeth Novak, Alexander Parra Andrade, Brooke Aline Rundle and Bola Zaky.

Students graduate from Cedarville University — Westfield residents Megan Albright, Lindsey Ash, Grace Hess, Micah Stewart and Aubrey Strong were among the students who recently graduated from Cedarville University.

Witzman, Martin earn dean’s list recognition — Westfield resident Adam Witzman was named to the dean’s list at Miami University for the spring semester, while Westfield resident Evelyn Martin was also named to the dean’s list at Wisconsin Lutheran College.

Three residents graduate from University of Alabama — Westfield resident Tiffany Adams, Jonathan Huntley and Matthew Klink were among 5,885 students who graduated from the University of Alabama with their bachelor’s degrees during commencement exercises that were held May 5-7.

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Ivy Tech sets tuition, fees

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Ivy Tech Community College has established its tuition and fees for the 2023-24 and 2024-25 academic years.

EDUCATION

The tuition and fees, which were passed by the college’s State Board of Trustees June 8, means Ivy Tech will offer the lowest tuition in Indiana, officials said in a statement. The end result will be lower tuition and fees for about twothirds of students who attend Ivy Tech.

Ivy Tech has a Hamilton County campus in Noblesville, 300 N. 17th St.

“The College takes its commitment to student affordability seriously, and we look for ways to reduce overall college costs for students in a transparent and equitable way,” President Sue Ellspermann said in a statement. “Our Ivy+ Tuition and Textbooks model saves students money by providing summer flex scholarships and leveraging our purchasing power to reduce textbook costs.”

Officials said that Ivy Tech uses a banded tuition structure, which means students enrolling in 12 or more credit hours pay the same tuition regardless of the number of

credits in which they enroll. The structure encourages students to graduate faster, improve their academic performance and reduce the overall cost of their education, officials said.

Banded tuition and mandatory fees for 2023-24 will go from $2,318.25 per semester to $2,455.76 for 2023-2024 and $2,577.11 for 2024-25, according to a news release.

Ivy Tech is changing the structure of two fees to be incorporated into the tuition rate for 2023-24; those include a $75 per semester mandatory technology fee and a $20 per credit hour distance education fee for select modalities including classes taught through IvyOnline. Students will no longer be charged separate fees for these, the statement said.

Ivy Tech also said it has frozen tuition and offered free textbooks for the past two years, but said for the 2023-24 academic year, students will pay $17 per credit hour for all textbooks, a cost that will be reduced to $16.50 the following year. Ivy Tech also said that the federal Pell Grant provides students with up to $3,598 per semester, an amount more than the proposed Ivy Tech tuition and fees.

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Zoning board OKs variance for auto business

By Matthew Kent matthew@youarecurrent.com

A Westfield zoning board has approved a variance to allow an automotive refurbishing business to operate on Sun Park Drive.

CITY NEWS

The Westfield Board of Zoning Appeals voted 4-0 June 13 to approve a variance request from Direct Repair Collision, 17728 Sun Park Dr. Matt Skelton, an attorney with Church, Church, Hittle + Antrim who spoke on behalf of the business, told the BZA that the property has transitioned over the years from industrial to commercial.

The building, he said, was constructed in the 1980s and was previously used for warehousing purposes. Skelton added that the automotive refurbishing business is different than a traditional body shop, noting that many vehicles are fleet delivery vehicles receiving restoration work.

“About 80 or 90 percent of this business

is really cosmetic,” Skelton said. “So, these aren’t people just showing up to have service performed there.”

Skelton also told the BZA that employees from Direct Repair Collision go to the client’s location, pick up their vehicle and bring it back to the property where work is performed before returning it. He added that one of its clients is Amazon.

“So, when they have dings and scratches and need to make sure their brand stays clean and strong, they refurbish these delivery vehicles and these are regular vehicles,” Skelton said.

Skelton told the BZA that Direct Repair Collision would perform all of its business indoors, noting that there would be no outdoor storage taking place. No members of the public spoke to the BZA in favor or against the variance request.

In other business, the BZA also approved a request from Stellhorn Equity, LLC, to permit a beauty salon and professional office use at 235 Penn St.

Algae at county park draws ire

By Matthew Kent matthew@youarecurrent.com

A Carmel man is raising concerns over green algae at a Hamilton County park, but county officials dispute his allegations and say they have taken steps to fix the problem.

ENVIRONMENT

Jeff Conrad, who teaches students fly fishing at Coxhall Gardens, said he has noticed algae almost all year round. Conrad placed direct blame on Hamilton County, saying the company that it uses “overtreats with fertilizer” and goes into the water.

“It’s gotten to the point where you can’t even fish there,” Conrad said.

Conrad said there are better ways to maintain a pond to prevent algae, adding that he understands the fertilizer keeps the grass looking green, in addition to the application of weed killer to eliminate weeds. However, it is the appearance of the lake that he is concerned about, he said.

“The pond looks horrible with that green, smock algae all over it,” he said.

Conrad said he simply wants Hamilton County to do a better job of taking care of

the pond.

“Manage the pond better so it’s actually usable for people,” he said. “There are ways to eliminate or drastically minimize the algae and somebody was doing that properly in the past.”

Hamilton County parks spokesman Don Nicholls said the county has already taken steps to tackle the issue, including contacting its aquatics maintenance company to ensure that the problem is taken care of.

Nicholls also said that a sudden increase in temperatures could also be a factor.

Green algae is seen at Coxhall Gardens in Carmel. (Photo by Jeff Conrad)

Westfield schools district honors retirees for service

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- 31 years

• Becky Sondgeroth: Westfield High School - 19 years

EDUCATION

Westfield Washington Schools recently honored seven school employees who retired at the end of the school year for their service to the community. The district recognized the following individuals:

• Maureen Hindman: Westfield High School - 17 years

• Rhonda Adams: Westfield High School

Westfield Washington Schools recently honored seven school employees who recently retired. Pictured, From left, is Chris Baldwin, Westfield Washington Schools assistant superintendent for HR and safety, Westfield High School teacher Mauren Hindman, Westfield Middle School teacher Paula Smith and Oak Trace Elementary School teacher Sheryl Culley. (Photo courtesy of Bailey Ruble, Rocks Media House)

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• Paula Smith: Westfield Middle School26 years

• Sheryl Culley: Oak Trace Elementary School - 33 years

• Lynda Ranney: Bus Driver - 23 years

• Joe Montalone: Administration - 28 years

“Throughout their time in Westfield, these educators have displayed unwavering

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dedication, inspiring countless students to reach their full potential and nurturing a love for learning,” said Chris Baldwin, assistant superintendent for HR and safety with Westfield Washington Schools. “Their expertise, guidance and genuine care have made a lasting impact on the lives of their students.”

Those who retired had a combined 177 years of experience and a deep passion for education, said Josh Andrews, spokesman for Westfield Washington Schools.

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auditorium at Westfield High School hosts a number of school events, including plays and other performances, throughout the year. (Photo by Matthew Kent)

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TIME OF HER LIFE

Exchange student from Bosnia and Herzegovina reflects on experience in Westfield

By Matthew Kent matthew@youarecurrent.com

Leaving home and traveling thousands of miles away as part of a foreign exchange program brought Ines Hasanagic to Westfield, where she was greeted with welcoming arms.

Hasanagic, a native of Bosnia and Herzegovina, stayed at the home of Westfield resident Sharon Eickhoff after arriving here nearly a year ago. Hasanagic and Eickhoff became connected after being matched through AFS-USA, a New York-based nonprofit that pairs international high school exchange students with host families in the United States.

Eickhoff, who teaches in Mooresville, said she decided to participate as a host parent after learning about the experience from friends, who have hosted exchange students five times in the past.

“I always thought that would be something I would really enjoy,” Eickhoff said. “I’m a teacher and I really can’t go places, so it was nice to be able to bring someone here.”

Eickhoff said she read several biographies of students and thought Hasanagic was a good fit to host at her home based on information such as her family and a personal interest in the outdoors.

“I liked the fact that she connected with her parents,” Eickhoff said. “And, you know, enjoyed doing different things that I like to do.”

Hasanagic, 17, arrived to the United States in August of last year on a trip that took her from Bosnia to Frankfurt, Germany, before a four-hour layover. From that point, Hasanagic traveled to Washington, D.C., for orientation before making her way to Indianapolis, where she was picked up by Eickhoff at the airport.

Although Hasanagic said it was “overwhelming” coming here at first, she said she bonded with Eickhoff immediately.

“We just clicked from the first day,” Hasanagic said. “I remember having deep, deep, deep conversations the second day.”

Hasanagic, who returned home earlier this month, attended Westfield High School, where she participated in the Westfield Shamrocks Rugby Club. One of the major differences Hasanagic experienced while living in Westfield was the overall student population at Westfield High School in comparison to her international school back home.

“As soon as I got adjusted and into the routine, I never got homesick again,” Hasanagic said.

Hasanagic also found no shortage of activities at Westfield High School as she also participated in the school’s speech and debate club and the Best Buddies program. She said that school in Westfield was different in several ways — from how long the school day is to the relationships students have with each other and the teachers.

In addition, she said being in Westfield allowed her to select her own classes, while in Bosnia, that wasn’t necessarily the case. She said there are no clubs at her home

school. At WHS, she was a senior. In Bosnia, she would have been a sophomore.

“It’s much, much different,” Hasanagic said.

Hasanagic, who created a scrapbook filled with photos from her experiences in the United States, took advantage of every opportunity, including attending prom and going to the Indiana State Fair last year. She said one of her favorite experiences was attending the Indianapolis 500 on May 28.

“That was mind-blowing,” she said. “I told Sharon, ‘I wish I could go and (get) to experience it,’ and two days later, she said, ‘I bought tickets, you’re going.’”

Hasanagic said she has changed as an individual for the better because of her experience in Westfield.

“I think for me, I always lacked confidence and I always appeared to be a very confident individual, but I feel like I never really felt sure (in myself), but here, I’ve really proved I can do whatever I desire and that I am not dependent on anyone or anything,” Hasanagic said.

She also enjoyed her involvement with the Westfield Shamrocks Rugby Club.

“It was one of the best experiences I had this year and the only regret I have about this year is not joining rugby sooner,” she said.

Hasanagic plans to visit the United States again in the

future, adding that she and Eickhoff plan to stay in touch. “I think we’ll remain as close as we are today,” she said. “Coming here, I gained a friendship for sure. Wherever I go or whatever point in life I’m in, she’s always going to be my host mom and she’s going to be my mom and I’m always going to remember her.”

ON THE COVER: Westfield resident Sharon Eickhoff, right, pauses with Ines Hasanagic, a native of Bosnia and Herzegovina, outside her home. Eickhoff hosted Hasanagic as part of a foreign exchange student program since her arrival to Westfield last August. (Photo by Adam Seif)

HOW TO HOST AN AFS EXCHANGE STUDENT

Anyone interested in hosting an AFS exchange student can call 1-800-AFS-INFO or visit afsusa.org for more information. To volunteer, visit afsusa.org/volunteer to learn more about different opportunities available.

Ines Hasanagic, a foreign exchange student from Bosnia and Herzegovina, and Westfield resident Sharon Eickhoff pause for a photo inside Eickhoff’s home. (Photo by Adam Seif)

BUSINESS LOCAL St. Elmo wins spirits awards

By Mark LaFay editorial@youarecurrent.com

St. Elmo Steak House, arguably the most well-known steakhouse in Indiana, was recently recognized for another of its signature menu items – cocktails.

RECOGNITION

The downtown Indianapolis restaurant won a pair of Double Gold medals for its Espresso Martini and Cosmopolitan cocktails in the Ready-To-Drink category at the 2022 San Francisco World Spirits Competition.

The SFWSP is the oldest and, likely, most prestigious spirits competition in the nation.

St. Elmo recently began bottling its Espresso Martini and Cosmopolitan cocktails, two of its top sellers.

“Our ready-to-pour cocktails are great for enjoying a piece of the St. Elmo’s experience at home,” said Stephanie Ebarb, director of marketing for Huse Culinary Group. “Now, you can have a St Elmo’s cocktail at home without needing all of the ingredients and without any of the mess.”

Opened in 1902, St Elmo is the oldest Indi-

St. Elmo’s award-winning cocktails are available in bottles. (Photo courtesy of Huse Culinary Group)

anapolis steakhouse in its original location and is well known for its steak, seafood and wine cellar. As its recent awards reflect, it is now building a sterling reputation for cocktails.

“Winning two Double Gold medals is a rare achievement. We are quite proud,” said Bryn Jones, vice president of marketing for Huse Culinary Group.

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ACCEPTING NEW PATIENTS

Missing pieces of having it all

Commentary by Terry Anker

We live in a culture where great beauty is often wrongly associated with limited intelligence. It is probably the envy of those less gifted with the privilege that accompanies matching the current ideal type of physical appearance that started the unwarranted perception. “You may be handsome, but I’m smart.” It only seems fair. Why should one person have it all? Like all misconceptions based on stereotypes, they are soon proven inaccurate.

ESSAY

Norma Jeane Mortenson appeared on the planet in 1926, long before many women would consider a life beyond the confining protection of some male human, in a place where good looks were recruited globally to enhance the fantasy factories of her native Los Angeles. From an orphanage to 12 individual foster homes, the young Norma Jeane found respite via marriage upon her 16th birthday. She came to understand that it was her appearance — and not her head for business — that would clear the path for another kind of life, thereby Marilyn Monroe was manifested.

It is generations now since the iconic beauty left us. Photographs, paintings and sculptures still bring scores to museums. Her hair, style of dress and demeaner remain a standard of femininity for many. Still, too, she was among the highest-grossing and most successful actresses in the history of the film industry, totaling more than $2 billion in today’s money. With great intention, she curated and propagated the billion-dollar persona. Later in her career, Monroe mused, “I restore myself when I’m alone. A career is born in public — talent in privacy.” She managed the distinction between the personal and the projected. Some might rightly argue that she ultimately succumbed to an inability to fully reconcile the two. Beautiful? Certainly. Intelligent? Absolutely. Where are the gaps in our lives? If we have it all, can we still be missing something?

Terry Anker is an associate editor of Current Publishing, LLC. You may email him at terry@youarecurrent.com.

Child’s play sure was fun

Commentary by Danielle Wilson

Longtime readers will recall a perilous journey I made with one of my daughters, then a 20-year-old microbiology major and hardcore K-pop fan who talked stream of conscience for literally the entire 16-hour car ride. Good times. Gooood times.

“I had no idea what to expect, particularly because he is now a recent college graduate with no clue about his future.”

– DANIELLE WILSON

HUMOR

Recently, I had the chance to make a similar road trip with her twin brother, known not for his word vomit but instead for marathon video game sessions up in his room. I had no idea what to expect, particularly because he is now a recent college graduate with no clue about his future. In anticipation of perhaps whole states traversed in awkward silence, I had several Yacht Rock playlists and four episodes of “Armchair Expert” ready to go.

To my surprise, we spent 13-plus hours in delightful conversation, covering everything from anime series I need to watch (“Attack on Titan”) to his favorite cousins (“Alex and Nick”) to whether red dye 40 was actually bad for you (no). We savored biscuits at Cracker Barrel, missed being part of a seven-car pile-up thanks to a McDonald’s snafu,

failed to answer correctly more than five Trivial Pursuit questions on a card (because baseball is dumb) and contemplated the wisdom of C-Span in ranking James Buchanan as the worst U.S. president over Andrew Johnson. It was wonderful.

I never got to sing along to Steely Dan or Kenny Loggins, nor did I get to enjoy Dax Shepard hanging with a neuroscientist. But I was able to engage with a child in a way I haven’t been able to in many years, without his sibling for distraction or the new Zelda game as competition. Truly good times. Peace out.

Wilson is a contributing columnist. You may email her at info@youarecurrent.com.

Danielle

AI isn’t so smart — or is it?

Commentary by Dick Wolfsie

Recently, I experimented with an artificial intelligence app on my phone. I began with a few pressing questions in my life, like how do I get rid of the racoon that is destroying our deck? And will the trash people take my old lawnmower? I had been told that AI could create a story if you simply prompt the app with an idea or question. Just for fun, here is what I requested: Write a funny essay on why Dick Wolfsie is not funny. What you are about to read is exactly what I received back in less than 30 seconds:

HUMOR

• Here are some reasons Dick Wolfsie is not funny: First, he has a weird name. Sounds like a cross between a detective and a werewolf. He has always had boring jobs. For 30 years he has been telling stories about quirky people he met, but all the stories were boring. His jokes fell flat and he never tackled anything serious. He never challenges himself, his viewers or his readers. He plays it safe and boring. Everything is a cliché and totally predictable. He did bring his dog Barney on TV for many years. That’s what saved his career. Viewers watched Dick on TV because of the dog. His writing depends on horrible puns and weak punchlines. Where is the sarcasm and irony that good writing demands? In conclusion, Dick Wolfsie never makes people think. He just makes them yawn, turn off the TV or go to the next page of the newspaper. Yes, that’s what artificial intelligence wrote about me. For this column, I edited out the parts that made me look bad. My first reaction was they must have confused me with a different Dick Wolfsie. You know, another guy who was on TV with his dog and writes a humor column.

I asked my wife, Mary Ellen, to read the essay.

“Dick, this is outrageous. It’s full of inaccuracies. You didn’t bore people for 30 years on TV.”

“Thank you, Mary Ellen.”

“Wasn’t it closer to 40? And they said you end every column with a dreadful pun.”

“But I don’t, do I?”

“Of course not. You sprinkle dozens of them throughout the column. Along with the cliches.”

“But I do tackle serious topics.”

“Without question. Who could forget your important story about the guy who collects manhole covers? Your column about Miracle Whip versus mayonnaise? And my favorite: Why men who drink beer attract more mosquitoes?”

Now depressed, I had an idea. My original request set me up for witty insults. This time, I’d phrase it more positively: Write an essay on why Dick Wolfsie is comedy genius.

POLICIES

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Dick Wolfsie is an author, columnist and speaker. Contact him at wolfsie@aol.com.

“Here are some reasons Dick Wolfsie is not funny: First, he has a weird name. Sounds like a cross between a detective and a werewolf. He has always had boring jobs.”

– DICK WOLFSIE

Civic Theatre’s YAP set to stage ‘Revue!’

By Mark Ambrogi mark@youarecurrent.com

As a director, Kenny Shepard always wants more time.

MUSIC

Shepard will direct Civic Theatre’s Young Artists Program’s “Revue!” in two performances at 6 and 8 p.m. June 26 at the Studio Theatre at the Center for the Performing Arts in Carmel.

“We have just 10 rehearsals to put the show together, so the performers have a lot to carry on their shoulders — learning songs and monologues, blocking, lyrics and then moving the show into the actual performance space,” Shepard said. “Another challenge, which I love, is making sure each artist’s voice is heard and each story is told authentically. All 13 of them answered a long list of questions for me, and I took their experiences about social media, dating, family, friendships, bullying and other topics and wrote a script, often using their words verbatim as monologues.”

Johnna Tavianini is the music director.

“Johnna and I both teach at Ball State (University), but we’ve only worked together once before, and that was on the last production of ‘Revue!,’” Shepard said. “We are all so lucky to have Johnna onboard. She really is a genius at making these young artists sound like stars while propelling their unique stories through music.”

The song, “Children Will Listen” from “Into the Woods,” is powerful for Shepard.

“The lyrics and Johnna’s arrangement work so well to further the stories many of them are telling,” Shepard said. “These performers are very brave, sharing personal experiences about racism, dating as a member of the transgender community and being bullied. I respect their honesty and openness more than I can say. The social media section is also an eye-opener

to me. These teenagers communicate and validate each other in ways that are so foreign to other generations.”

The cast has 13 singers and actors, all high school age.

“Some are entering high school and some are already driving, working and thinking about college and future plans as adults,” Shepard said. “Even though they may only be four or so years apart in age, individually, they’re at very different places, which is also fascinating. I love seeing the leaders emerge and some younger performers rising to the level of their more experienced peers.”

Wyatt Painter, a 2023 Park Tudor School graduate, looks forward to the number, “It Hurts Me.”

“I chose this song for a previous audition at school, but I ended up not getting the role I auditioned for with that song,” Painter said. “I’m excited to take a song I worked on previously and turn it into something amazing with the help of the cast.”

Painter also is eager to perform “I’m Not Afraid of Anything.”

“The song is from a song cycle called ‘Songs for a New World,’ which I love,” Painter said. “I get to open the number with one of my friends and castmates, Caroline (Brundage). We went to school together this past year, it being my senior year and her freshman year. However, we originally met last summer because we were both a part of last year’s ‘Revue!’ We have become good friends, so it means a lot that we can have this moment on stage together before I go to college.”

Painter has struggled the most with memorizing lyrics.

“The only time I have before rehearsal is my 30-minute break at work, but I always try and use my free time to study lyrics whenever I can. I work at my school as a camp counselor and co-leader for various camps,” Painter said. “Working an 8 (a.m.) to 4 (p.m.) job where I’m constantly around screaming children alongside a four-hour rehearsal can be tiring, but I love both, even though I struggle with memorization sometimes.”

This is the second year Painter has appeared in ‘Revue!”

‘BEAUTY

& THE BEAST’

“Beauty & the Beast” runs through July 9 at Beef & Boards Dinner Theatre in Indianapolis. For more, visit beefandboards.com.

‘GODSPELL’

Carmel Community Players’ Rising Star production of “Godspell” runs through June 25 at the Ivy Tech Noblesville Auditorium. For more, visit carmelplayers.org.

FEINSTEIN’S CABARET

“Feinstein’s Presents: Dueling Pianos” at 6:30 p.m. June 21 at Feinstein’s cabaret in Hotel Carmichael in Carmel. “Deception: An Evening of Magic & Lies” is set for 7:30 p.m. June. 22. For more, visit feinsteinhc.com.

‘BOEING BOEING’

Red Barn Summer Theatre’s production of “Boeing Boeing” will be presented from June 21 to July 1 at the Red Barn Theatre in Frankfort. For more, visit redbarntheatre.net.

‘NEWSIES JR.’

Jr. Civic Theatre presents “Disney’s Newsies Jr.” from June 23-28 at The Tarkington at the Center for the Performing Arts in Carmel. For more, visit civictheatre.org.

‘MUSIC OF THREE CENTURIES’

The Indiana Wind Symphony will play alongside high school performers in a free outdoor concert at 6:30 p.m. June 24 at the Carmel Gazebo. For more, visit indianawindsymphony.org.

‘THE MUSIC OF HARRY POTTER’

The Indianapolis Symphony Orchestra will present “The Music of Harry Potter” at 8 p.m. June 23-24 in the Symphony on the Prairie series at Conner Prairie in Fishers. For more, visit indianapolissymphony.org.

‘REVUE!’

The Civic Theatre’s Young Artists Program’s “Revue!” is set for 6 and 8 p.m. June 26 at the Studio Theatre at the Center for the Performing Arts in Carmel. For more, visit civictheatre.org.

COMEDY AT THE CAT

Comedy at the Cat, featuring comedian Dave Dugan, Troy Davis and CoLee Reyes, is set for 7:30 p.m. June 24 at The Cat, 254 Veterans Way, Carmel. For more, visit thecat.biz.

Many members of the 2022 cast of “Revue!” return this year. (Photo courtesy of Anne Beck)

Painter

Shepard

‘Boeing Boeing’ set for Red Barn

By Mark Ambrogi mark@youarecurrent.com

“Everyone else is from different countries, so there are a lot of accents going on the stage at the same time,” Taylor said.

COMEDY

Red Barn Summer Theatre Artistic Director Michael Taylor loves a good farce. So, why not follow the season-opening farce with a second one? Red Barn Summer Theatre’s production of “Boeing Boeing” will be presented from June 21 to July 1 at the Frankfort venue.

Taylor, the play’s director, said Red Barn performed “Boeing Boeing” more than a decade ago.

“Since then, it’s been redone,” Taylor said. “There was a new revival on Broadway and the script has been reworked, so it’s a slightly different show since the first time we did it.”

Taylor said the plot centers around the American living in Paris, who has three fiancées who are all flight attendants from different airlines.

“He explains to his friend that it is all on a timetable and none of them know about each other,” Taylor said. “Next thing you know, the timetable breaks and they are all there at the same time at the apartment.”

Taylor

The fun ensues as the friends try to hide the fiancées from each other.

“It’s your classic bedroom farce,” said Taylor, adding there is some adult subject matter in the show.

Taylor acted in the play in Red Barn’s previous production of the comedy, which takes place in Paris.

Two friends are now old college friends and both Americans. One lives in Paris and the other is coming to visit.

Taylor said in the original script, one friend was British and the other was French.

There are four women and two men in the cast.

Taylor said there is not a lot of detailed stage direction in the revised script.

“It leaves a lot for creativity from the director’s side but it’s also very challenging that you have to plan everything out,” Taylor said.

For more, visit redbarntheatre.net.

Lobster Palooza home again

By Mark Ambrogi mark@youarecurrent.com

Lobster Palooza is getting back to its roots.

it’s really exciting to come back home and put this event in the full functionality of the entire property,” Starkey said. “The Meridian-Kessler neighbors are really excited.”

FUNDRAISER

The Indianapolis Opera fundraiser is returning to the renovated Basile Opera Center, 4011 N. Pennsylvania St., Indianapolis.

“The ‘Back Home’ theme is the pervading testament,” Indy Opera General Director David Starkey said. “This is where the event started 12 years ago in the back parking lot, which is a historical location. It’s where the former Greek Festival was held back in the day. We’re not going back to that back parking lot, but it’s been reimagined to the entire campus with the courtyard and patio.”

The 13th Annual Lobster Palooza, featuring a New England-style lobster boil, is set for 6 to 10 p.m. July 15.

Last year, the event was planned for an outside tent but was moved indoors because of weather issues at Daniel’s Vineyard in McCordsville.

“It was great, but it limited the scope of the event,” Starkey said.

“This year, it is all planned to be inside but there are outside activities on the patio, courtyard and on the front lawn.

Starkey

Valet parking and cocktails are included in the ticket price. There are fundraising activities during the event.

There will be a live band with dancing after dinner. Before dinner, the opera singers will perform in the performance hall.

“The acoustics are just extraordinary, so we’re going to do a special opera cabaret, highlighting a couple selections from the upcoming season,” Starkey said.

“Now that the building has been remodeled and historically protected because of all the stuff we’ve done with protecting the architecture of this building, circa 1961,

There will be selections from Opera in the Park, “Carmen” and “A Little Night Music.”

For more, visit indyopera.org.

MUSIC BY Alan Menken

BOOK BY Harvey Fierstein

LYRICS BY Jack Feldman

WRITTEN BY Bob Tzudiker and Noni White

June 20, 2023

Current in Westfield currentinwestfield.com

Cheesemaker offers nice variety

Commentary by Mark LaFay

pursue:

SONGBOOK ACADEMY IN CONCERT*

Sat Jul 22 at 7pm

DAUGHTRY: BARE BONES TOUR*

Wed Aug 9 at 7:30pm

SPYRO GYRA*

Sat Aug 12 at 8pm

BEN HARPER*

Tue Aug 15 at 7:30pm

LIFE WITH THE AFTERLIFE: TRUE TALES OF THE PARANORMAL WITH GHOST HUNTER AMY BRUNI

Sat Sep 16 at 8pm

UPTOWN: MOTOWN REMIXED

Thu Sep 28 at 7:30pm

ANIMANIACS: IN CONCERT

Thu Oct 5 at 7:30pm

THE RIGHTEOUS BROTHERS: BILL MEDLEY & BUCKY HEARD

Fri Oct 6 at 8pm

THE TALLEST MAN ON EARTH*

Sun Oct 8 at 7pm

THE ROBERT CRAY BAND

Wed Oct 11 at 7:30pm

WISH YOU WERE HERE: THE SIGHT & SOUND OF PINK FLOYD

Sat Oct 14 at 8pm

STEWART COPELAND: POLICE DERANGED FOR ORCHESTRA

Thu Oct 19 at 7:30pm

HARRY CHAPIN AT 80: A RETROSPECTIVE, FEATURING THE CHAPIN FAMILY

Fri Oct 20 at 8pm

BILL FRISELL FIVE AND AMBROSE AKINMUSIRE’S OWL SONG

Sat Oct 21 at 8pm

ACADEMY OF ST MARTIN IN THE FIELDS CHAMBER ENSEMBLE

Sat Oct 28 at 8pm

AN EVENING WITH BRUCE COCKBURN

Wed Nov 1 at 7:30pm

BÉLA FLECK, ZAKIR HUSSAIN, EDGAR MEYER WITH RAKESH CHAURASIA

Thu Nov 2 at 7:30pm

GRACE POTTER

Fri Nov 3 at 8pm

ETTA MAY

Fri Nov 3 at 7:30pm

AN INTIMATE EVENING WITH DAVID FOSTER & KATHARINE MCPHEE

Sat Nov 4 at 8pm

TRES SOULS

Sat Nov 4 at 8pm

THE LITTLE MERMEN: THE ULTIMATE DISNEY TRIBUTE BAND

Sun Nov 5 at 3pm & 7pm

EASTON CORBIN

Thu Nov 9 at 7:30pm

GREGORIAN: PURE CHANTS

Fri Nov 10 at 8pm

CANDACE BUSHNELL: TRUE TALES OF SEX, SUCCESS AND SEX AND THE CITY

Sun Nov 12 at 7pm

ANNE SOFIE VON OTTER & BROOKLYN RIDER SONGS OF LOVE AND DEATH

Fri Nov 17 at 8pm

MESHELL NDEGEOCELLO

Sat Nov 18 at 8pm

THE BLACK MARKET TRUST

Sun Nov 19 at 7pm

VIENNA BOYS CHOIR: CHRISTMAS IN VIENNA

Fri Nov 24 at 2pm

JIM BRICKMAN: A JOYFUL CHRISTMAS

Thu Nov 30 at 7:30pm

THE MIDTOWN MEN: HOLIDAY HITS

Fri Dec 1 at 8pm

DAVE KOZ & FRIENDS  CHRISTMAS TOUR 2023

Tue Dec 5 at 7:30pm

JON MCLAUGHLIN: HOME FOR THE HOLIDAYS

Fri Dec 8 at 8pm

PRESERVATION HALL JAZZ BAND HOLIDAY SHOW

Sat Dec 9 at 8pm

BIG BAD VOODOO DADDY’S WILD & SWINGIN’ HOLIDAY PARTY

Wed Dec 13 at 7:30pm

AN EVENING WITH BRANFORD MARSALIS

Fri Jan 26 at 8pm

ALAN CUMMING & ARI SHAPIRO: OCH & OY!

A CONSIDERED CABARET

Sat Feb 3 at 8pm

MARIACHI HERENCIA DE MÉXICO: HEREDEROS

JESSE COOK

Sun Apr 7 at 7pm

RAY CHEN

Fri Apr 12 at 8pm

SAMMY MILLER AND THE CONGREGATION

Fri Apr 19 at 8pm

RUMOURS: A FLEETWOOD MAC TRIBUTE Sat Apr 20 at 8pm

MICHAEL

FOOD

Summertime around our house means time outside. If you like to get out and about while there are 15 hours of available sunlight, then you may also like cooking and or eating outside, as well!

We love heading to the park to cook out and fish, hanging at Symphony on the Prairie or doing other sorts of daytime outdoor excursions. Cheese, crackers and fresh fruit are no-brainers in the cooler. If my daughter Maggie, age 3, is in tow, then you better believe we have at least one whole watermelon just for her!

Recently, I was introduced to a cheesemaker based in Point Reyes, Calif., called Point Reyes Farmstead Cheese Co. It is a family-owned operation that started out as a dairy farm in the 1960s but transitioned to making cheese in 2000. Its first cheese to market was its Original Blue, the first of its kind in the state. Its cheeses are rich, creamy and just all-around awesome. My favorite is the Quinta. Take a look at three fantastic Point Reyes cheeses that would be great for any outdoor activity you might

Original Blue — This blue cheese is super creamy, white in color with bits of blue all throughout it. The blue mold provides fruity and nutty flavor notes that are mind numbing.

Quinta — This is a soft cheese, comparable to brie. It has a soft rind with a smooth soft interior texture. You can eat this when it’s new, but the more it ages, the better. This cheese is money when it is past 80 days. At this point, the cheese starts to take on the consistency of cheese dip. It is amazing!

Toma — The best comparison to this is provolone but not as mild. There is a delightful nutty characteristic to this cheese. It is great to slice and eat with stone fruit or apples, or place-shred for pizza. It’s super versatile and great for munching on with some crispy white wine.

BEN HARPER GRACE POTTER

ROBERT CRAY DAVE KOZ KATHERINE MCPHEE

Mark LaFay is a butcher, certified sommelier and founder of Major Market, 4021 Millersville Rd., Suite 107A, Indianapolis

Where’s Amy?

Where’s Amy attends ‘Director’s Choice’

Where’s Amy attended the opening night of Gregory Hancock Dance Theatre’s “Director’s Choice” June 9 at The Tarkington at the Center for the Performing Arts. The show was a compilation of GHDT’s favorite dances chosen by Executive Artistic Director Gregory Hancock. If you missed this show, do not miss the one-night-only production of “The Music of La Casa Azul” with the Carmel Symphony Orchestra at The Center for the Performing Arts Aug. 5. For more, visit gregoryhancockdancetheatre.org.

Amy Pauszek is a photographer, award winning film producer and scouting and casting associate for Talent Fusion Agency in Indianapolis. She can be reached at Amy@ youarecurrent.com. To see more of her photos, visit currentnightandday.com.

Susan Bruns (Westfield), left, with Barbie Brosch (Tampa/ Westfield). (Photo by Amy Pauszek)

36. Auto pioneer 37. Miracle-___ (garden product)

40. Spice queen guest in the CUMMINS boardroom?

43. Leak sound

44. Lease

46. Charged particle

47. ‘60s war zone

49. All over again

50. Makes blue, perhaps

52. Musical instrument often made of plastic

56. Lack of dainty trim in the ELANCO boardroom?

58. Ham it up in the CORTEVA boardroom?

60. Roman 506

61. Like slingshots and forks in the road

64. Got together

65. Heavenly food

67. Swiss peaks

68. Competent

69. Dined at

1

home

70. Proofing override

71. Christian of couture

72. Certain Slavs

73. Pea holders

74. Hoosier Park feedbag fill Down

1. Go to

2. Grant an appeal in Hamilton County Court, perhaps

3. Brain covers

4. Break a commandment

5. Recoils, with “away”

6. Possible response to “Gonna win?”

7. Fishers breakfast chain letters

8. MCL offering: pie a la ___

9. Westfield Middle School grade

10. St. Louis-to-Noblesville dir.

11. Chewy candies

12. Grandfather clock time

Indy’s Baseball Stadium

Pen point 68. “Much ___ About Nothing”

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