Coachella Valley Weekly - November 24 to November 30, 2016 Vol. 5 No. 36 by CV Weekly

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Marco Thoma ILLXVGLX$ COLLECTIVE pg 9

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Flor De Jalisco

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Best Friends First

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CONTENTS

The Rink @ The River................................3 Big Rock Pub......................................... 4-5 Palm Spring Festival Of Lights Parade....6 Art Scene - Fern Field Brooks...................7 Breaking the 4th Wall - Review of "The Santaland Diaries"........................7 Upcoming Shows at Fantasy Springs......8 Marco Thoma............................................9 Slim Man....................................................9 CV Open Mic Competition .....................10 Backstage Jazz - Alfie Petit....................10 In Memory of Phil Liebert......................11 Consider This - Pretenders.....................12 ILLXVGLX$ COLLECTIVE.........................13 Pet Place..................................................14 The Vino Voice ........................................15 Club Crawler Nightlife............................16 Good Grub - Flor De Jalisco....................18 Screeners.................................................20 Book Review............................................21 Safety Tips...............................................21 Haddon Libby.........................................23 Dale Gribow............................................23 Builder's Expo.........................................24 Health & Fitness .....................................25 Sports Scene ...........................................25 Best Friends First *NEW COLUMN*........26 Free Will Astrology.................................27 Mind, Body & Spirit ................................27 Ask The Doctor........................................28 Life & Career Coach ................................28

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THE RENOVA RINK @ THE RIVER IS NOW OPEN FOR HOLIDAY ICE SKATING IN RANCHO MIRAGE

oliday Spectacular on Ice featuring Richard “Mr. Debonair” Dwyer and champions from the Los Angeles Figure Skating Club and a tree lighting ceremony are scheduled for November 29 The Renova Rink @ The River, the Palm Springs area’s and this season’s unexpected and new activity for everyone- offering outdoor ice skating at The River at Rancho Mirage is now open. And just announced today, famed skating star Richard “Mr. Debonair” Dwyer and championship skaters from the Los Angeles Figure Skating Club will celebrate the opening of the rink with a special Holiday Spectacular on Ice on November 29th. The Renova Rink @ the River is open daily through January 8, 2017, under the desert’s bright sunny skies and every evening under the stars with local entertainment, including bands and DJ’s, providing holiday music to accompany most skating sessions. The Renova Rink @ The River VIP Lounge by Acqua with its festive holiday décor will serve for hot chocolate, beer and wine, and snacks in an exclusive setting across the water from the rink. “Ice skating in the desert at The Renova Rink @ The River will be the highlight of this holiday season,” said Ungar Kung, principal at CL Asset Management, owners’ representative of The River. “The Renova Rink @ The River is for allfamilies and friends, the young and young at heart, local and visitors and this will be the place for some of the best entertainment, people watching, shopping and dining in the Coachella Valley.” The Holiday Spectacular on Ice featuring 80year old ice skating legend Richard Dwyer, also known as Mr. Debonair, is one of the sport’s most popular ice skating stars in figure skating history having skated in both Ice Follies and Ice Capades. Dwyer will be joined by Los Angeles Figure Skating Club champions and medalists Krystal Davis, Nichole Huenergardt, Katie Kornfield., Eric Sjoberg, Ella Ales, Alfred Bartel and Carolyn Bartel, and eight year old Sonia Baram on the ice for the holiday show on Tuesday, November 29, beginning at 5:30 pm, with Santa and a tree lighting, followed by caroling with the Rancho Mirage High School Choir at 6 pm, and the skating show at 6:45 pm. Envisioned by CV 104.3’s Jimi “Fitz” Fitzgerald, who is also producing a spring music series for The River, The Renova Rink @ the River and the Holiday Spectacular are the very first seasonal events planned for the mid-valley shopping center on this scale. “This is a tremendous opportunity to reach all communities of the Coachella Valley with this centrally-located, midvalley ice rink,” says Fitzgerald. The Renova Rink @ The River is presented by the FIRST ALERT WEATHER TEAM of CBS Local 2 NEWS and KESQ NEWS CHANNEL 3 and sponsored by CV 104.3 FM, Desert Lexus, Hero, and Omni Rancho Las Palmas Resort & Spa. The River at Rancho Mirage is just minutes away from most desert communities, resorts and hotels. This premier shopping, dining, and entertainment destination offers an extraordinary line-up of restaurants like Babe’s Bar-B-Que and Brewhouse, Baja Fresh, The Cheesecake Factory, Five Guys Burgers and Fries, Fleming’s Steak House, Gioia Italian Bistro, P.F. Chang’s, Starbucks, Yard House and more, with Acqua California Bistro and The Fox and

Fiddle coming soon; beautiful boutiques and The Century Theatres at The River. Details on The Renova Rink @ The River, such as hours of operation, pricing, and general information are available on The River’s website at TheRiveratRanchoMirage.com. The Renova Rink @ The River VIP Lounge by Acqua will be open for Thursday-Sunday skating sessions. Parking for ice skaters and their fans is suggested on the west side of The River, near Babe’s Bar-BQue and Brewhouse. Holidays 2016 at The River at Rancho Mirage The 2016 holiday season at The River at Rancho Mirage promises to the best one ever, where everyone will gather to create a lifetime of memories at the very first outdoor ice skating rink on Highway 111. The Renova Rink @ The River brings the seasonal excitement and energy of New York’s Rockefeller Center and San Francisco’s Union Square to Rancho Mirage with ice skating under the desert’s bright warm sun and twinkling star-lit nighttime sky from November 11 through January 8, 2017. Perfect for the young and young at heart, locals and visitors, The Renova Rink @ The River will be the most popular destination in the Coachella Valley for creating holiday traditions or just people watching. Live entertainment at The Renova Rink @ The River will include local bands and DJ’s to set the tone. Join us for our Holiday Tree Lighting event with Santa and special guests on November 29th, then stay and enjoy ice skating, shopping and dining at our extraordinary lineup of boutiques and award-winning restaurants, or enjoy a movie in the new Luxury Loungers at The Century Theatres at The River. The River offers guests the perfect combination of luxury and recreation -including ice skating- all within a short distance of Rancho Mirage’s worldclass resorts and golf courses at the corner of Highway 111 and Bob Hope Drive. TheRiver@ RanchoMirage.com.760-341-2711 The River at Rancho Mirage The River is Rancho Mirage’s premier shopping, dining, and entertainment destination located in the heart of the Palm Springs Valley. Offering an extraordinary lineup of boutiques, award-winning restaurants and movie theatres, The River offers guests the perfect combination of luxury and recreation all within a short distance of Rancho Mirage’s world-class resorts and golf courses at the corner of Highway 111 and Bob Hope Drive. TheRiver@RanchoMirage. com.760-341-2711 Los Angeles Figure Skating Club The Los Angeles Figure Skating Club, founded in 1933, is a member of U.S. Figure Skating. Home to numerous National, World and Olympic Medalists, the Club’s home rink is located in Burbank, CA at the Pickwick Ice Arena. The Club sponsors three major competitions each year, The Los Angeles Open Championships, the California Championships and the groundbreaking theatrical skating competition, LA Showcase for Skaters. The Club promotes Theatre on Ice, offers critiques to its competitive skaters and sponsors exhibition nights each year. The Club offers a complete program of U.S. Figure Skating tests. For younger members, the Los Angeles Figure Skating Club has a Junior Council that sponsors charitable and fundraising events throughout the year. The Club has a website which can be located on the web at the following address: lafsc.org. The website’s intent

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is to provide accurate and updated information on Club events. The Club is also active on Facebook and Instagram which keeps the Club’s members informed of current Club events. Los Angeles Figure Skating Club Skater Bios Richard Dwyer “Mr. Debonair” Richard Dwyer is one of the most popular ice skating show stars in figure skating history. He was and is the famous Mr. Debonair. Richard skated in both Ice Follies and Ice Capades. Richard skated in amateur shows in Chicago, in Seattle, and in Vancouver. He became close friends with the Shipstad children. As a young child, he skated at the Sonja Henie Westwood Ice Gardens rink in Southern California. Richard enjoyed a successful competitive figure skating career. He won the United States National Figure Skating Championships in the Juvenile, Novice, and Junior Men’s divisions and also competed in the national championships as a senior against the legendary Dick Button, as well as the world championships in pairs with skating partner Susan Berens. When Richard was fourteen years old, Roy Shipstad of Shipstads and Johnson Ice Follies, decided to retire from performing in the show. Roy Shipstad was looking for a young skater to take on his role of “Debonair.” At that time, ice shows followed promising young amateur skaters and looked for talent. Richard had just won the national junior men’s figure skating title. The Shipstads “discovered” Richard. They wanted to bring in a young boy who wouldn’t be compared to Roy, but would grow up under Roy Shipstad’s guidance. Roy Shipstad was the original “Debonair,” so Richard became the “Young Debonair.” When he was almost thirty years old, his title changed to “The Debonair.” Later, Richard was “Mr. Debonair.” He always and still skates “Mr. Debonair” with beautiful ladies in glamorous dresses. continue to page 5

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In 1993, Richard was inducted into the U.S. Figure Skating Hall of Fame. He has managed ice arenas and has taught figure skating. At 80 years old, Richard continues to skate weekly at Pickwick Ice in Burbank, CA, home of the Los Angeles Figure Skating Club. “Mr. Debonair” continues to appear as a guest performer in ice shows and at figure skating events. Krystal Davis is a professional ice skater currently skating in the Knott’s Berry Farm Snoopy on Ice Show. Krystal began skating at the age of three. She has achieved many awards throughout her skating career including winning the 2004 and 2006 Virginia Fratianne Award and the 2007 prestigious Tai Babilonia Award. Krystal is a 5 time United States National champion with Los Angeles Ice Theater and a United States Figure Skating gold medalist. Nichole Huenergardt is known for her theatrical skating performances. She is the 2014 Duet National Showcase Champion and has been the recipient of the Los Angeles Figure Skating Club’s prestigious Funakoshi Artistic Award, Jennifer Ritter Interpretive Award, Tai Babilonia Duet Award, Fratianne Artist Award,

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and Tri Valley Figure Skating Club’s Babilonia Artistic Award. Nichole was a skater of the Los Angeles Ice Theater for 11 years where she won many national and international titles with the team. While attending the University of Southern California, she founded and created a new Trojan tradition, the USC Ice Girls. The squad performed and cheered on the USC Ice Hockey Team. After graduating in 2013, Nichole went on to perform with the cast of Knotts Berry Farm’s “It’s Christmas Snoopy,” where she was a skater of the Ladies Ensemble. Nichole produced and directed Emote: The Documentary – a short film that has garnered worldwide recognition for Best Producers, Best Director and Best Documentary Film at numerous Independent Film Festivals. She continues to skate recreationally, works full time, and is filming her next project. Katie Kornfield is a USFS Gold Medalist and a 2016-2017 Board Director of the Los Angeles Figure Skating Club. She is a 2012 USFS National Showcase bronze medalist and former ensemble member of the world famous Sun Valley Ice Shows in Sun Valley, Idaho. Katie’s dance

choreography credits include Tony Bennett’s 80th at The Dolby Theatre and serving as a guest resident dance instructor for the late Paul Newman’s Hole In The Wall Gang Camp. The Los Angeles Figure Skating Club regularly invites Katie to serve as an artistic judge for its annual LA Showcase. She has been honored by Dove and Katie Couric for inspiring young girls through the sport of figure skating. Katie is also a senior corporate communications and public relations executive. Professional experience includes managing corporate communications for ICM Partners, one of the world’s largest talent and literary agencies, and working as a Senior Media Relations Specialist and Spokeswoman for City of Hope. Katie has a B.A., Communication from Santa Clara University. Eric Sjoberg is the 2016 US National’s Novice Men’s Champion. He is a member of Team USA and is an international medalist, a four time US National Medalist (2016 Novice Champion; 2014 Novice Silver; 2013 Intermediate Pewter; 2012 Juvenile Pewter) and a six time US National competitor. Ella Ales is a three time Southwest Pacific Regional gold medalist, a Pacific Coast Sectional

BIG ROCK PUB OPENS OFFERING UNIQUE SETTING FOR DINING AND ENTERTAINMENT

BY JONI WRIGHT

he highly anticipated Big Rock Pub is now open to the public. With a Rock & Roll theme and sports bar entertainment, a new concept in dining and entertainment is now available in the Greater Palm Springs area. Big Rock Pub’s walls are unique oneof-a-kind artwork of Rock & Roll legends, autographed guitars, and memorabilia for the Rock & Roll enthusiast. Rock music plays on a state-of-the-art exceptional sound system throughout the venue, and a video wall features popular music videos, Rockumentaries, sports events and the like. “My vision for Big Rock Pub was spurred by the continued growth in the Coachella Valley of music festivals and a large community of music lovers living here,” said Owner Ken Hanna. “There is not another venue that offers a Rock and Roll theme along with sports entertainment and so this was a perfect opportunity to bring something new and exciting to the Coachella Valley, and we are excited to also debut the

extensive menu of tasty cuisine.” Executive Chef Jeremy Sacardi – bringing experience most recently from Hard Rock Hotel Palm Springs and Mandalay Bay in Las Vegas – has created a variety of dishes with a new twist on pub food. He uses the most unique, fresh, and local ingredients to deliver dishes such as Runnin’ with the Devils, Sympathy for the Devil-ed Eggs, Fleetwood Mac & Cheese, The Grateful Flat Bread, Feels Like the First-Time Cheeseburger, Blue Oysters Cult, and legendary salads like “Almond Brothers Chopped Salad” and “Living on the Wedge,” and much more. The full menus can be viewed at thebigrockpub. com/food-brews. Live music currently takes place every Wednesday and Friday night from 9 p.m. to 12 a.m. The bands now scheduled to perform include The Smooth Brothers, R Buckle Road, Dude Jones, and Lisa and the Gents. For an updated schedule visit www. thebigrockpub.com/entertainment. For Monday night football, beginning

November 24 to November 30, 2016 bronze medalist and a U.S. National competitor. She has been awarded the Jacqueline S. Haak perpetual trophy for Most Outstanding Performance at Pasadena Open. Ella is also the President of Los Angeles Figure Skating Club’s Junior Council. Alfred Bartel & Carolyn Bartel are Intermediate level pair skaters who compete and win numerous local competitions. They will compete at the 2017 Pacific Coast Sectionals and 2017 U.S. National Championships this competition season. Alfred and Carolyn are also members of the Los Angeles Ice Theater (LAIT) Junior team. In 2016, the LAIT placed 4th at the National Championships, and won the silver medal at the 2015 National Championships. In 2017, the LAIT will be representing the United States at the Nations Cup. Alfred and Carolyn are excited to represent Team USA and the Los Angeles Figure Skating Club at their upcoming competitions. Sonia Baram - At the young age of eight, Sonia Baram has two Regional Championships under her belt and has reached the podium in each of them. She is a dedicated skater and works hard to achieve her dream of becoming an Olympic champion.

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November 21, Big Rock Pub has partnered with Alpha Media Group and 93.7 KCLB for live remotes. With multiple large screens, craft beers, food and drink specials, contests, and more, guests will find lively entertainment and an engaging atmosphere. Coming in January, the Big Rock Store will open at the pub, offering a variety of Rock & Roll memorabilia. And, since the pub was conceptualized to also be a pub with a cause, the owners at Big Rock Pub have partnered with the local cancer support organization, Desert Cancer Foundation, in which proceeds from the sales of merchandise will benefit the organization.

Big Rock Pub is located at Indian Springs Golf Club, a popular public golf course among local Coachella Valley residents and east valley tourists. Voted ‘Best Places to Play’ with a Four Star rating by Golf Digest Magazine, a ‘Top 5 Public Course’ by Desert Golf Magazine, and noted as a ‘Best Course Under $100’ by The Desert Sun, the club now offers this unique venue combining classic rock and classic cuisine. Serving breakfast, lunch and dinner, the pub is located at 79-940 Westward Ho Drive in Indio and can be reached at 760.200.9844. For more info visit thebigrockpub.com. (See photos on page 4)

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CITY OF PALM SPRINGS HOLIDAY TREE LIGHTING

BY AMY BLAISDELL

THURSDAY, DEC. 1 IN FRANCES STEVENS PARK. BEVERLY JOHNSON, TIM BRADLEY, NELDA LINSK, CHIEF BRYAN REYES NAMED OFFICIAL TREE LIGHTERS!

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t’s Official! Palm Springs truly is like no place else! More than 500 residents and visitors are expected to come ring in the holiday season in Uptown Palm Springs on Thursday, Dec. 1 in Frances Stevens Park to witness supermodel Beverly Johnson, champion boxer Tim Bradley, local philanthropist Nelda Linsk, Police Chief Bryan Reyes along with Santa Claus and the Palm Springs City Council light the City’s spectacular 22-foot “green” Holiday Tree adorned in thousands of energy efficient lights. The festivities kick off at 5 p.m. prior to VillageFest and will feature free cookies and hot cocoa, traditional caroling from the Palm Springs High School Madrigal Singers and Symphonic Orchestra, followed by a visit from Santa Claus of course! Then it’s time for the lighting of the city’s magnificent Holiday Tree at 5:15 p.m. sharp! “The City of Palm Springs Holiday Tree Lighting has become a much loved tradition and kick off to our signature holiday event,

the Festival of Lights Parade,” according to Mary Jo Ginther, Director of the Palm Springs Bureau of Tourism. “Bring the whole family and come celebrate the holidays Palm Springs style! You won’t want to miss the fun.” Beverly Johnson Named Celebrity Grand Marshal of 23rd Annual Palm Springs Festival of Lights Parade; Chief Bryan Reyes, Timothy Bradley, Jr. and Nelda Linsk Named Community Grand Marshals Local resident and world famous super model Beverly Johnson, the first African American model to grace the cover of Vogue Magazine, will lead the march along Palm Canyon Drive as this year’s Celebrity Grand Marshal for the 23rd Annual Palm Springs Festival of Lights Parade, the City’s signature holiday event, which every year brings more than 100,000 residents and visitors to downtown Palm Springs on the first Saturday in December. In addition, Johnson will receive a star on the prestigious Palm Springs Walk of Stars on the same day of the parade. Saturday, Dec. 3 at 11 a.m. near La Plaza located at 155 S. Palm Canyon Drive.

Johnson will be joined in the parade by Palm Springs Police Chief Bryan Reyes, homegrown boxer Timothy Bradley, Jr. and local realtor and philanthropist Nelda Linsk, who will serve as the parade’s Community Grand Marshals. The holiday lights spectacular, slated for Saturday, Dec. 3, kicks off at 5:45 p.m. on Palm Canyon Drive at Ramon Road and heads north concluding at Tamarisk. Each year the much loved parade features just under 100 twinkling floats, magnificent marching bands, huge Macy’s style holiday balloons and Santa Claus and his reindeer

on the Jackie Lee Houston Santa Claus Express. “The Palm Springs Festival of Lights Parade is the biggest and best holiday lights parade in Southern California and beyond,” says Mary Jo Ginther, Director of the Palm Springs Bureau of Tourism. “Over the years, it has truly become one of the region’s most beloved holiday events and an important part of the magic that makes the Palm Springs destination, like no place else.” For more information, visit www. psfestivaloflights.com.

ART SCENE

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BY ANGELA ROMEO

November 24 to November 30, 2016

BREAKING THE 4TH WALL

BY DEE JAE COX

THE REMARKABLE FERN FIELDS BROOKS A STAGE REVIEW OF “THE SANTALAND DIARIES”

ern Fields Brook is yet another example of the hidden gems of the Coachella Valley. Born in Milan Italy, Fern has been a force in the entertainment industry for over 35 years. Fern worked for Norman Lear’s Tandem Production working on the ground breaking the sit-com MAUDE. Fern Fields Brook is also an author. Her first book, Letters To My Husband, is poignant memoir of love and loss. The book follows Fern through her first year of life as a single woman. Her latest book, They Call Me Destiny, is the story of an orphaned kitten’s journey from the gutter in the Bronx to a Manhattan’s Sutton Place. Written from Destiny’s perspective, the book provides a glimpse into the Mad Men World of the ‘60s. The book and Fern will be at Just Fabulous on November 26 from 2-4 pm. They Call Me Destiny, in the first in a trilogy about the life of Destiny. The Destiny Trilogy, spans the years from 1963 to 1979. The second book, Destiny’s Children, follows the erstwhile Destiny surviving childbirth, “menopaws,” and divorce, Fern’s, not Destiny’s. Book Three, Destiny Moves To LA LA LAND – OMG! continues the adventures of Fern and Destiny as the New Yorkers move to the land of lights, camera, action: California. Both books are set for publication in 2017. With a career that has been recognized for many things, there are projects that stand out. “I am most proud of A DIFFERENT APPROACH, a live action short subject that

was nominated for an OSCAR® in 1979. The groundbreaking film changed our industry’s perception of people with disabilities and paved the way for shows like GLEE and SPEECHLESS”, continued Fern. No career is free from disappointments. “I have bittersweet memories of HEARTSOUNDS, which starred James Garner and Mary Tyler Moore. This project did not receive the recognition. Fay Kanin forgot to nominate it for a WGA award so it lacked promotion for the 1984 EMMY®.” While others may settle into retirement Fern continues to work. “I work. That’s what I do. That’s who I am. And I still have a lot of things I want to do—and say. Besides acknowledging the fact that I am a workaholic - I was also once described as a social issues ‘groupie’. ” That fact has not gone unnoticed. Fern has received numerous awards including an EMMY, two GEORGE FOSTER PEABODY Awards, two HUMANITAS awards, the NAACP Image Award, and an OSCAR. She received the distinguished service award for her work with the disabled from President Ronald Reagan. When we seek role models for our children, it is the Ferns we should hold up. “I have never thought of myself as a role model but have been told by many colleagues that I have served as one,” remarked Fern. But a role model she is for many. Fern Fields Brooks will be at Just Fabulous on November 26 from 2-4 pm.

he Santaland Diaries was originally penned as an essay by humorist David Sedaris in 1992, based on his experience working as a Christmas Elf at Macy’s Department Store. The essay was adapted for the stage by Joe Mantello in 1996 and has since become a holiday staple. It’s a story without any visions of sugarplums and more “f*** yous” than candy canes and it’s currently in production at the Desert Rose Playhouse in Rancho Mirage, CA. Most of us have memories of the decorated store windows that were downtown in the City where we lived and the anticipation of visiting Santa Clause at Christmas when we were kids. For some it was a direct line to the North Pole and ensured that our Christmas list would be delivered in person to the big man himself. The tradition of a Santa land–a part of the store where families wound through a carefully planned pathway with intriguing things to see–was thought to have began in Britain in 1879. Some stores even used live animals and circus acts to create attention along the way. Macy’s Department store in New York City is said to be the first to begin the American tradition of a department store Santa. And of course, their most famous department store Santa was portrayed in the heartwarming 1947 classic film, Miracle on 34th Street. There was even a Santa Claus Training School that opened in Albion, New York, on September 27, 1937, where one could get a B.S.C. (Bachelor of Santa Claus) degree for $75. All of these fond memories have the veil of fantasy ripped right off in a comedic oneman show about a 33-year-old Santa’s Elf. A behind the scenes romp through reality as Crumpet the Christmas Elf, portrayed by Chris Clonts, tells the story of Sedaris’ real life experience behind the scene in the magical world of Macy’s Santaland. Clonts’ transition from the opening portrayal of an average man looking for a job to the emergence of an all too wise and cynical Elf is fun and kicks the holiday season off with humor and laughter.

Though it’s a fine line between what is funny and what is offensive and for as good as Sedaris is with his pen, there are a handful of pandering moments in the script that come off as much more cringe-inducingly offensive than comical. A repeated reference to “retards,” fell very flat, a couple of racial slights that didn’t play out quite as well onstage as intended and don’t even get me started on the sexist nonhumorous jokes about women having their periods in their elf costumes. It’s meant to be funny. Some things just aren’t. But Crumpet is a truthsayer and his behind the curtain look at the Wizard, otherwise known as Santa and the magic of Christmas, will introduce you to parents and kids that we probably all know. And will no doubt kick off some holiday cheer. Jim Strait’s direction and set design make the show a delight. Phil Murphy’s lights and Robbie Wayne’s costume make this a fun treat for a mature audience. My one critique is that I would like to have heard more holiday tunes in the mix. The Santaland Diaries is definitely targeted towards an adult audience and is currently in production through December 18th, at the Desert Rose Playhouse, located at 69-620 Hwy 111, Rancho Mirage, CA For Reservations: Box Office: 760.202.3000 - desertroseplayhouse.org Dee Jae Cox is a playwright, director and producer. She is the Cofounder and Artistic Director of The Los Angeles Women’s Theatre Project. californiawoman411.com

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THIS UPCOMING SPRING AT FANTASY SPRINGS..

ACCLAIMED SINGER-SONGWRITER PAUL ANKA RETURNS TO FANTASY SPRINGS RESORT CASINO IN MARCH With over 500 songs to his credit including “My Way,” “Put Your Head On My Shoulder” and the theme from “The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson,” Paul Anka is one of North America’s most cherished singer-songwriters. A polished and confident performer, Anka has entertained millions and now he’s bringing his showmanship to the Special Events Center at Fantasy Springs Resort Casino on March 4, 2017. Born in Canada in 1941, Paul Anka started his own vocal group, The Bobbysoxers,

when he was just 13 years old. In 1956, he convinced his parents to let him travel to Los Angeles, a trip that resulted in his first single. The following year, Anka had his first hit, the enormously successful “Diana.” “They are all very autobiographical,” says Anka of his early hits. “At record hops, I’m up on stage and all these kids are holding each other with heads on each other’s shoulders. Then I have to go have dinner in my room because there are thousands of kids outside the hotel — ‘Put Your Head on My Shoulder’ was totally that experience.” By the ‘70s, the success of “My Way” and a string of hits like “(You’re) Having

My Baby” confirmed his status as an icon of popular music. His later achievements as a recording artist included “Hold Me ‘Til the Morning Comes,” a hit duet with Peter Cetera in 1983 and Body of Work, a 1998 duets album that featured Frank Sinatra, Celine Dion, Patti LaBelle, Tom Jones and daughter Anthea Anka. In 2009, the world discovered that Anka co-wrote Michael Jackson’s posthumous #1 worldwide hit, “This Is It,” which has further cemented his place upon the most prolific and versatile songwriters of any generation. In 2005 and 2007, Anka released two albums – Rock Swings and now Classic Songs, My Way – which ingeniously featured songs originally created by some of rock’s biggest performers. In April 2013, Anka released his New York Times Bestselling autobiography, published by St. Martin’s Press, entitled My Way and in 2014, Anka saw the release of a song he co-wrote with Michael Jackson entitled “Love Never Felt So Good” off of Jackson’s album Xscape. As lead song off of Jackson’s CD and it’s first single, it has received massive radio, sales, and critical success and reached #1 in over 50 countries. Tickets for the 8pm Paul Anka performance on Saturday, March 4, 2017 go on sale Friday, November 25, 2016 for $79, $59 and $39 at the Fantasy Springs Box Office, via telephone (800) 827-2946 or online at www.FantasySpringsResort.com.

CHART TOPPER KENNY LOGGINS IS HEADING TO FANTASY SPRINGS RESORT CASINO IN APRIL Kenny Loggins’ remarkable four-decadeplus career has brought him from the top of the charts to the toast of the Grammys. He’s had smash hits on Hollywood’s favorite soundtracks, has rocked worldwide stages, and has found his way into children’s hearts, and he’s bringing his smooth, beautiful voice to The Special Events Center at Fantasy Springs Resort Casino on April 7, 2017 Kenny Loggins, was born in Everett, Washington, and moved to the Los Angeles area as a young child, where he began singing and playing guitar in high school. In 1977 he struck up a friendship with Stevie

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Nicks and he credits their duet “Whenever I Call You Friend” as “the moment that launched my solo career.” In the 1980s, Loggins also earned a new title: king of the movie soundtrack. Film producer Jon Peters called him in to see a rough cut of Caddyshack, and Loggins provided the cult classic’s smash “I’m Alright.” When a pal asked Loggins to write a few songs for an as-yet-unmade picture called Footloose, he whipped up a No. 1 blockbuster: “I had a little up-tempo thing I’d been messing with that I probably wouldn’t have written if it hadn’t have been for the movie,” Loggins says. He scored a track on Tom Cruise’s Top Gun (“Playing With the Boys”) and performed that movie’s indelible hit “Danger Zone.” Since 2010, Loggins has also been onstage with a country trio, Blue Sky Riders, which features Nashville powerhouse Gary Burr and gifted vocalist and singer/ songwriter Georgia Middleman. “I figured the most logical place to write a heartbreak album was Nashville, so I took my journals there,” Loggins says. “When Gary and I sang together, we sounded like brothers. The last time I experienced that kind of blend was with Jimmy Messina in 1971.” Though he’s got 12 platinum albums, a pair of Grammys, and hits on almost all the Billboard charts under his belt, Loggins is far from done. Last month, he debuted his allnew original children’s book Footloose and he’s still looking forward to what’s next. “I feel very lucky that this is the way I make my living, and not a lot of people can say that,” Loggins says. “I’ve been lucky that I love what I do and I get to keep doing it.” Tickets for the 8pm Kenny Loggins performance on Friday, April 7, 2017 go on sale Friday, November 25, 2016 for $69, $49 and $39 at the Fantasy Springs Box Office, via telephone (800) 827-2946 or online at www.FantasySpringsResort.com.

LOCAL MUSIC SPOTLIGHT

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ARTICLE & PHOTOS BY MORGAN JAMES

MARCO THOMA

asily one of the most well-rounded, multi-talented performers that I have been fortunate enough to have met, Marco Thoma is just breaking into the Coachella Valley rap scene and being recognized for his intense passion, yet playfully humorous lyrics. Recently placing 1st at the weekly CV Open Mic Competition at The Block Sports Bar & Grill and 3rd at Tiptoe Stallone’s rap battle at The Date Shed, Marco aka “System D” looks to future events like TDGAFAU 5 and the CV Weekly Showcase rap edition as a chance to continue to showcase his skills to broader audiences. “It’s an incredible feeling,” he states, “to finally get some cred and get asked for bookings in these upcoming shows.” Humble beginnings led to a diverse musical background as Thoma learned to make due with instrumentation he could create himself including bucket/drums, harmonica, guitar, and using his vocals to both sing and rap. A songwriter and poet to boot, Marco also writes screenplays as he finds multiple avenues as his creative outlets. While Marco Thoma dreams of creating a big time career from his musical talents, the illustrious performer is enthralling fans in the wake of each and every show and bounding toward that goal with each passing day. MJ: With as many musical genres that you’ve played and as many varied instrument, why is rap music seemingly fore fronting your career as of late? MT: “While I am a multi-instrumentalist nowadays, my background is in rap. Back in the day we didn’t have instruments, we would just rap. I would make beats with whatever random

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objects I could find. When it was my turn to flow, I had to drum and spit at the same time. Those were my ‘training wheels’ I guess.” MJ: Where does your rapper alias “System D” come from? MT: “System D comes from the French ‘le systeme d’ which means ‘to improvise.’” MJ: What are some of your hip hop influences? MT: “My first influence was the movie “Slam,” a lesser known film about slam poetry. I rented it on VHS and never gave it back. That movie made me a poet. I still have it. Nowadays I like stuff that you can dance to and even just chill and listen to the lyrics. It really needs to be both. I believe in a balance between poetry and music.” MJ: Tell me what it was like to take 3rd place at Tiptoe’s rap battle at the Date Shed last week?

MT: “Losing to William Randall was definitely alright by me. That guy is a beast. Cali Rou got second. The best part was when I drew Bino Sotello for my opponent in the first round. I’ve played at his events a lot, so it was fun to be up against a friend. I met a bunch of dope artists. Kate London killed it. Tiptoe helps out the artists around here for sure. I didn’t know some of the competition before that night, but I do now. There is so much talent here in the Coachella Valley.” MJ: Where can our readers find you playing next? MT: “I will be at Plan B on Thursday, December 1st for Bino Sotello’s TDGAFAU 5. This is a yearly celebration of the fact that no one cares about our music. I always have a good time at this, and always get free beer from Bino’s never ending pitchers. Then back to home base, Palm Desert, for The CV Music Showcase on Sunday, January 8th at The Hood where I will compete in front of a panel of judges once again.” MJ: What are your goals for a career in rap music? MT: “My goal is the same as every other rapper: to become rich and famous. We don’t get paid to play around town. We do it to try and grow a following. I drive by mansions every day on my way to work. I want one. It’s only human. Art is my only chance at that.” MJ: Do you have any collaborations that you are planning with other artists? MT: “I’m always open to that. Rap is the genre of collaboration. Derek Jordan Gregg pitched me an idea for a group and I was liking his improvised beats. Bino Sotello and I have some surprises in the works. I always drum for Nuclear Cowboys. What I would like to find is a rapper who can play “hot potato” and pass the

flow back and forth real quick. I like those type of collabs.” MJ: Where would be your dream venue to perform at? MT: “So many. The Hollywood Bowl would be the top because I’ve seen a lot of my favorites there.” MJ: While you are an incredible performer, you have a knack for writing and have just written a script for an upcoming short film currently in production. Would you like to mention that? MT: “Of course, I will take this opportunity to shout out to a short film that I wrote called Prick since you are directing and acting in it, lol. Kate London and Alex Updike also have lead rolls and I just can’t wait to see how all these awesome artists interpret my story. And a big thanks to Jeannette who owns Plan B Live Entertainment and Cocktails for generously donating to the project and providing her bar as a location for one of the scenes. I seem to find nothing but love in the Coachella Valley. That’s why I stay here.”

A SLIM THANKSGIVING STORY

t’s Thanksgiving week. That means, we should take time and reflect on what we have to be grateful for. Here is my little Thanksgiving story… I drove to Laguna Beach last week. One of the many things I’m thankful for is that the Pacific Ocean is only about 2 hours away from Palm Springs--if you have a car, that is. If you had to walk, it would probably take a few days. So be thankful if you have a car. And if you don’t, be thankful you have feet. And if you don’t have feet, well…be grateful you don’t have to buy shoes! They’re expensive! Before I left for Laguna, I stopped at the post office. I wanted to pick up some stamps. I know most of the people at my post office. I actually enjoy going there. I’m grateful for the post office people! Eddy sometimes gets there early, just to help me mail cookbooks and CDs. Davona has a Slim Man Cooks cookbook. And Bill has two dogs; they are Shih Tzu-Poodle mixes, a breed he calls a ShihTpoo. So Bill tells me the only stamps he has are “planet” stamps, stamps that feature photos of our solar system. I bought a sheet and stuffed them in my bag; I didn’t even look at

them. I needed stamps because I wanted to send thank-you postcards from Laguna Beach. I’d played in San Antonio the week before, and wanted to express my thanks. I’m a grateful guy! I thought that postcards from Laguna would be a lot cooler than your regular, everyday thank-you notes. When I got to Laguna Beach, I parked my car, and walked to the little boardwalk that winds along the shoreline. The sun was setting; it was a glorious. Then I crossed the street, and walked until I found a little shop with some very cool Laguna Beach postcards. I bought some. I went back to the boardwalk and decided to write some thank-you postcards. The postcards were fancy and beautiful and expensive. The first card I wrote was to a business associate who had organized the huge Slim Man San Antonio concert. He’s become a good friend. He also has a radio show, and I addressed the thank-you postcard to the radio station, to his attention. Then, I took out my sheet of planet stamps. I peeled one off, stuck it on the postcard, and checked it out. There was a beautiful photo of a planet on the stamp. And above the glorious photo, was the name of the planet…

URANUS... Seriously. It got me thinking, which is dangerous for me because of my ailment, Attention Surplus Syndrome. Which brilliant astronomer came up with that name? And why? Was Mybuttcheek already taken? Was Hisasscrack not available? Weren’t there other astronomers in the room, calling this guy out? “Hey! You can’t call our new planet Uranus! That’s disgusting!” Or were they all laughing and saying, “Do you think people will really let us get away with this? Let’s go for it!” I’m not sure how all this happened and I’m not sure I want to know. All I know is…I have a pricey postcard addressed to a colleague with a stamp on it that says “Uranus”. True story!

I hope he has a sense of humor. The most important thing is that I expressed my thanks, right? So let’s give thanks for everyone and everything during this Thanksgiving. Let’s even give thanks for Uranus. Imagine what life would be like without it. Who loves ya? -Uncle Slimmy Slim Man is a singer, songwriter, and cookbook author. You can check out his cookbook, CDs, and concert schedule at slimman.com.

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JAMES LOCAL MUSIC SPOTLIGHT BY MORGAN BACKSTAGE JAZZ BY PATTE CV OPEN MIC COMPETITION 2016 AT THE BLOCK: WEEK 8

ALFIE PETIT

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ach week the CV Open Mic Competition at The Block Sports Bar & Grill in Cathedral City delivers a consistent crowd of excited performers and cheering fans. Simply incredible! Live videos fill social media adding to the crowd as fans show up to support their favorites. Audience giveaways from sponsor, Brutal Bee Music Group, got the crowd loud and rowdy and jumping at their chance for a unique, exquisite quality t-shirt. Week #8 went smoothly as each performer took the stage in a seamless flow of talent. This week’s local celebrity judges, theatrical extraordinaire and popular Top 40 DJ Alex Updike, as well as poet, lyricist, news director and radio DJ for KCOD Windy Chisom, had the tough job of scoring each performance as they came. Once all of our talented musicians graced the stage and the votes were tallied, it was L Boogie Da Mann who was awarded 1st place. The rapper decided to take home a $25 gift certificate to The Block Sports Bar & Grill and will now move on to the Semi Finals January 4th. If he wins there, the smooth style hip hop artist will compete in the Grand Finals on January 11th for an MTV Quality Music Video Production from Desert C.A.M. Studios/Winmill Films and award winning Director Chip Miller, plus a $500 trip to Las Vegas from Crater Lake Spirits, as well as an Artist Development Session from Grammy nominated Producer Ronnie King, a Promotional Photo Shoot from Rav Holly, a Boss RC-1 Loop Station Pedal from Guitar Center Palm Desert, and an artist merchandise package from Brutal Bee Music Group including logo design and 25 t-shirts, stickers and more! 2nd place was awarded to popular punk rock band Nuclear Cowboys who chose to take home a $25 gift certificate to The Block as well. 3rd place went

to Zech B who is likened to the rap styling of Eminem and who chose to take home 2 movie tickets to the Mary Pickford theatre. THANK YOU to ALL our performers at the CV Open Mic Competition for putting on a great show AND making the environment so supportive for all of the artists involved: Daniel Scopelitis aka D Puppet, Jim Holiday, Erick Estrada of Zero Sum Game, Chris Gorman of Who Shot the Drummer, Zech Braccamontes, Paul Vasquez, Kristen Brawley, L Boogie Da Mann, Mike Sick-boy, Marco Thoma, David Strauss, Danny Zee, Lou King, and CJ Swagg. Also a big thanks to Johnny Carmona, our amazing sound technician. I hope to see you all next WEDNESDAY at THE BLOCK SPORTS BAR & GRILL in Cathedral City! Look for coverage of this week’s event and the announcement of winners in the next issue of Coachella Valley Weekly! SPECIAL THANKS to all of our sponsors: Desert C.A.M. Studios/Winmill Films & Chip Miller, Ronnie King Music, Crater Lake Spirits, Rav Holly, Guitar Center, Stuft Pizza Bar & Grill, CV Weekly, Canyon Copy & Print, Brutal Bee Music Group, and The Block Sports Bar & Grill. Be sure to “LIKE” Facebook.com/ CVOpenMicCompetition for updates! ALL AGES ALLOWED and YOU may compete EVERY week! PLEASE NOTE: Due to our overwhelming number of interested performers, sign in starts at 7pm and will be closed at 7:45pm. BRING YOUR FRIENDS, FAMILY and FANS and note that the competition usually ends around 10:30pm so be sure your friends and family know to stay until the end to voice their vote!!! For questions or information about sign-up, please see Facebook.com/ CVOpenMicCompetition or contact creator and host, Morgan Alise James at MorganAliseJames@ gmail.com or (714) 651-1911

always do my interviews by phone but I made an exception when it came to Alfie Petit. When he suggested that we meet at his place I had to say yes. We were not disappointed. We drove through the neighborhood of gorgeous contemporary town homes when we spotted the one with the glitzy jacket and pink wig displayed in the window. This was his place. Alfie and Petunia (his pug) met us at the door. The home is spectacular with a view to the patio with a vortex fire tower. We chose to do the interview out there. I met Alfie once in Palm Springs along with his signature pink Cadillac. We friended on Facebook and I’ve become quite a fan of this tireless promotor, entertainer and businessman. I’ve watched on Facebook Live when he got his star on the ‘Walk of Stars’ Palm Springs last September, a fabulous affair that had the whole town buzzing. I watched him on Facebook as he went through a facelift procedure that was quite amazing to see. I’ve heard and seen a lot from one of Palm Springs most famous residents. I can’t say that he’s actually a jazz performer but he likes jazz and has some in his show so that should be close enough. So who is Alfie? At present he is the promotor of the ‘Carnival Cabaret’ the leading female impersonator review in Palm Springs. The cast of men portray famous women performers and musical artists. Marilyn Monroe, Cher, Dolly Parton, Reba McEntire, Barbara Streisand and Celine Dion are just some of the artists impersonated. We had a great conversation about how he grew up including a funny story about how his mom used to dress him up as a girl when he was little and how she sent him to school dressed as Shirley Temple for Halloween. When he got there, he padded tissues in his dress and said he was Dolly Parton. Even as a child he had a dramatic flair. Alfie is probably best known for his alter ego ‘Arial Trampway’ the 6’4’ performer in stilettos that single handedly took a fledgling show and turned it into a packed powerhouse. When approached to be a part of the show the savvy businessman negotiated 40% and in turn promised to put ‘butts in chairs’ as he put it. When he first took over, part of the promotion for the show included Arial on a segway during Villagefest, passing out fliers for the show before and during intermission on Thursday nights.

He retired from performing last May and now devotes his time to promoting and managing the popular show. In addition, he raises money for charities and is a tireless advocate for the underprivileged. We enjoyed an instant connection when he mentioned Louise Hays (You Can Heal Your Life) which is also my wellness bible. Alfie has overcome some major health challenges including HIV and substance abuse issues. He has been sober for over 5 years now. His sober date was 11/11/11 a spiritual number of awakening. I enjoyed our conversations in metaphysics. He is a devotee of the famous Abraham writings (The Law of Attraction, The Vortex) and used those principals to heal and overcome the challenges in his life. When I asked about his future plans we discussed the possibility of him doing some RVing (something dear to my heart). He mentioned that some of his friends are on their 3rd RV so he might be joining them for some fun time on the road. His biggest news is that he also has his own reality show in the works for cable TV. Now that would be fun! Whatever his future brings we know that Alfie has his finger on the pulse of Palm Springs and brings an exciting, and fun aspect to the city we all love. His motto is ‘Art is life and life is art’. To find out about Carnival Cabaret (at Oscars) visit www. carnivalcabaret.com. I asked Alfie if he’d like to do a guest spot at one of our Celebrity Jams and he said he’d love to! So look for that to happen in the not too distant future. Patte Purcell - Muze Muzic pattepurcell@yahoo.com 702-219-6777

IN MEMORY OF

ee this 30 year old photo? In the middle of the picture, that’s San Diego’s Beat Farmers. The celebrated Cow-Punk band had just finished a free benefit show with proceeds going to the Leukemia Society’s Palm Springs chapter. I am the fresh-faced and nubile wench in the stripe-y dress, DJ Dave Field, who had recently begun his career at Zeldaz, is standing on a chair far right. On the bottom, is teenage bon vivant, Jack Epsteen. But it’s the guy on the far left that you need to focus your attention on. The dude with the big grin and the cigarette, that looks a little like Benny Hill. That’s Phil Liebert. Local acts opened that night, Across The River, which was one of Mario Lalli’s first bands (it included Scott Reeder, Mark Anderson and Alfredo Hernandez), and Doted Swiss which featured Mikael Jacobson and Jeff Whipp. As it happens, my mother, Irene was the Executive Director for the Leukemia Society. I talked her into the event. I also curated the bands. The cover charge was $10. I made sure Phil got in for free. Phil passed away this week, succumbing to health issues that had plagued him the last few years. Maybe you’ve never heard of him, but he influenced countless local Desert Rock musicians over the years. I first met Phil in the early ‘80s. I was in my late teens and he was over 30. He would spend hours hanging out at the Record Alley, (the original location up on North Palm Canyon, next to KDES Radio). A walking musical encyclopedia, Phil could wax rhapsodic about the New York Dolls one minute, James Brown & His Famous Flames the next, or give you an impassioned soliloquy on Sun Ra or NRBQ all with equal fervor. He worked as a fry cook at Denny’s but he was passionate about one

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thing: music. He befriended a lot of the young kids that would come into Record Alley looking for Punk or Kiss records. He would steer them toward more esoteric choices, expanding their horizons whether they were ready for it or not. He ended up influencing kids who formed their own bands. Some of those guys were Zach Huskey, Sean Wheeler and Mike Moracha; all three became Desert Rock legends. When Record Alley relocated to Palm Desert Phil worked there one day a week, taking the bus all the way from Palm Springs to Palm Desert. I was working for the Wherehouse music retail store in Palm Springs. I talked the manager, Karl, into poaching Phil and hiring him at our store. He worked there three years. In that time he made me mix tapes of bands like Big Star and Zakary Thaks, Robyn Hitchcock, John Coltrane and Duke Ellington. He recorded Bob Dylan bootlegs and made me a Psychedelic compilation called “Acid Rain From Paisley Skies.” Even though I have nothing to play them on (six cassette decks in this house, none of ‘em work), I still have all the cassettes he made me. I don’t know much about how Phil grew up. I think he was from the San Diego area. He had a dad who helped him from time to time. He had a brother and two sisters he was estranged from. He was drafted and spent part of the Vietnam War stationed in Germany. Even after he stopped working at Wherehouse he would come in a couple of times a week just to talk about music. I always thought Phil would have made a perfect freeform radio DJ. He wasn’t one of those tedious Baby-Boomers that thought great music ended with the ‘60s. He remained fully engaged in the music of right now. It was rare that you could bring up a band-old or new-that he didn’t have

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a working knowledge of. I was pretty pleased that I managed to turn him on to the Rival Sons a few years ago. The last time I saw him I did the same with Sir Madam and the Empty Hearts. Phil was quirky and passionate, and he did have his manic moments. Sometimes he drank too much or smoked too much and maybe talked a little too long about Blue Oyster Cult (One time he assured me one of BoC’s songs included the couplet “Just you and me and Phil Liebert”). Sometimes he wore me out, but after a couple of days I was really glad to see him again. Phil doesn’t have any family left and there won’t be a service, so I am grateful to Tracy the publisher and “her man” for allowing me the space to pay tribute to Phil and grieve a little for his loss. I am also including tributes from a few people you may have heard of. “I met Phil in the early 80s at Record Alley. No one knew music like Phil did. He loved to get some alcohol, take me to his tiny apartment and play the most out there music imaginable on this little blue plastic keyboard. He knew

absolutely nothing about scales, keys or music theory, but he would turn into a mad white Cecil Taylor before my eyes…it was scary as shit. He also had the most addictive personality of anyone I have ever met in my life. Last time I saw him in the hospital recovery place he told my son Sage how awesome the drugs were that they were giving him. We were all laughing our asses off. Very intelligent, annoying, unique, a one of a kind, loveable guy.” Zach Huskey/ Dali’s Llama “Fuck…I really wanted to hang out with him again. I will have to find his mix tapes…. I never threw them away. Can, Faust, he turned me on to Captain Beyond, Frost, Sir Lloyd Baltimore. I mentioned Phil in an interview my band did. He got me into scores of obscure bands. We bonded on B.o.C. big time.” Mike Moracha/ Hornss “R.I.P. Phil.” Sean Wheeler/Throw Rag “Noooo! Phil was the first delightful weirdo I met-who made me seek out more like him. He was also one of the kindest people on the planet. He turned me on to so many bands, too many to count. I recently found some cassette tapes of the 13th Floor Elevators he made me. Such a sweet, wonderful guy. The world needs more Phil Lieberts.” Jon Schroeder/writerproducer “Bob’s Burgers” “I worked with Phil at the old Record Alley location in Palm Springs. Phil’s music knowledge was unsurpassed. Every day was either a lesson on music from the past and a subsequent listening to the group he was into that day. Or he would walk in and immediately ask if I’d heard the new (enter artist/album here). Most of the time, you would see him walking with a handful of albums. Sometimes I wouldn’t see Phil for a long period of time but he would always open the conversation with “hey Mike, how are you doing? Have you heard the new _____ album?” Quirky, sometimes strange, but very nice, intelligent guy. He will be missed.” Mike Keane/former Program Director Desert Radio Group “When I first met him it was at Wherehouse, he would hang out in the store giving our customers tidbits of little-known trivia about whatever CD they picked up. I was always in awe of how quickly he could name a producer or person that just sat in on an album, or what year a song was really written, rather than when it was released. I will miss that. His excitement was infectious. He could introduce you to an obscure artist that would end up being your new favorite band.” Lauren Ivy Holm/Record Alley “This is a bummer, he was my music mentor.” Brett Sailor/graphic artist “R.I.P. friend. He was armed with a record player, tape deck and insane knowledge about music. It got scary when he would go off on his keyboard in that dingy, 200 square foot bungalow!” Scott Brooks/Hot Beat Pussy Fiend “My friends and I would ride the Sun Bus to Palm Springs and go to the Record Alley back when I was 12-13 years old. Phil would always engage us with such passion, enthusiasm and ridiculous knowledge. I remember him telling me who Naz Nomad and the Nightmares were and blowing my young curious mind. R.I.P.” Jerrod Elliott/Yawning Man

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PRETENDERS

BY ELENI P. AUSTIN

“ALONE” (BMG RECORDS)

he general consensus is 2016 has been a remarkably shitty year. The music community has weathered a lot of untimely (and sometimes shocking) deaths. Lemmy, David Bowie, Glenn Frey, Phife Dawg from A Tribe Called Quest and Prince at the beginning of the year; more recently, Ska legend Prince Buster, Scotty Moore (Elvis Presley’s guitarist), Leonard Cohen and Leon Russell, and now Sharon Jones, (goddamnit). Sometimes, it’s felt as though it’s almost too much to bear. But here’s some good news: the Pretenders have a new record out. Fronted by trailblazing Renaissance woman Chrissie Hynde, the four-piece burst on the scene in 1979. Their debut was a revelation. Spiky, yet melodic, their music was a heady brew of Punk and British Invasion sounds. Nearing 30 when she achieved international stardom, it seemed as though she had already had nine lives. Born in 1951, Chrissie grew up in Akron, Ohio her attraction to Rock N’ Roll was almost instantaneous. She abstained from the usual teen rituals of dating, boyfriends and proms. Fascinated by bands like the Rolling Stones, Kinks, Iggy & The Stooges and Yardbirds, no hometown lotahrios could live up to their Bad Boy promises. She preferred to live vicariously through their exploits. She attended Kent State and was actually on campus for the infamous 1970 shootings. One of her first bands included future Devo visionary, Mark Mothersbaugh. An avowed Anglo-phile, Chrissie saved her money so she could move to London England. She finally arrived in 1973. Not only did she end up writing for New Musical Express (NME), she also worked briefly at SEX, Vivienne West and Malcolm McLaren’s outre’ clothing shop that became ground zero for the explosion of Punk Rock. Pretty soon she was collaborating in nascent bands with future Punk progenitors like Tony James (Generation X) and Mick Jones (The Clash). Finally in 1978, she acquired a manager and recorded a demo. More importantly, she connected with drummer Martin Chambers, bassist Pete Farndon and sui generis guitarist James Honeyman-Scott. They became the Pretenders, drawing inspiration from the classic Platters song, “The Great Pretender.” Their debut arrived at the end of 1979, buoyed by three killer singles, “Stop Your Sobbing,” “Brass

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In Pocket” and “The Wait,” it was an instant classic. Chrissie Hynde had flipped the script for women in Rock N Roll, she wasn’t a shambolic Blues belter like Janis Joplin, she wasn’t a Punk/Poet androgyne like Patti Smith, nor was she swathed in patchouli and crushed velvet, singing of gypsies, wood nymphs and wiccans like Stevie Nicks. Swaggering like Jagger in her (faux) leather pants, she exhibited a charisma that paralleled Doors’ front man, Jim Morrison. Seeing herself as one of the gang, or part of a pack, Chrissie eschewed claims that she was waving some feminist flag. She was tough, a brittle biker chick one minute (“I shot my mouth off and you showed me what that hole was for”). But in the next minute, she wasn’t afraid to appear tender and vulnerable, (“we are all of us in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars”), that last bit appropriated from renowned proto-Punk Oscar Wilde. Two years after their debut, the Pretenders released an EP in the Spring of 1981 and a fulllength follow up, Pretenders II, that August. Pete Farndon’s addiction to heroin became his primary focus and he was ousted from the band in June 1982. Two days later James HoneymanScott died of heart failure as a result of cocaine intolerance. Gutted, she and Martin Chambers took a much needed break. (A year later, Pete Farndon was found in his bathtub, dead from a heroin overdose). At this point, Chrissie was pregnant with (Kinks leader) Ray Davies child. By late 1983 she and Martin recruited guitarist Robbie McIntosh and drummer Malcolm Foster and roared back with the surprisingly self-assured Learning To Crawl album. Following her marriage to Simple Minds front-man Jim Kerr and the birth of her second daughter, she was ready to return to the Pretenders, but by this time she and Martin Chambers had parted ways. Starting in 1986, Chrissie was the only original member in the Pretenders. Martin Chambers would come and go for different albums and tours, but over the course of the next 22 years and six more studio albums, Get Close, Packed, Last Of The Independents, Viva El Amor, Loose Screw and Break Up The Concrete, it was basically the Chrissie Hynde Experience. Apparently, the band went on hiatus after Break Up The Concrete. In 2010, Chrissie began collaborating with the Welsh singer JP Jones and his band The Fairground Boys. Her relationship with JP was a little more than professional, but it only yielded one album, Fidelity!, released under the unwieldy appellation of JP, Chrissie And The Fairground Boys.” Four years later, the time seemed right for Chrissie to record her first official solo album, Stockholm. As the title implies, it was recorded in Sweden, some tracks were co-written by producer Bjorn Yttling, (from the whistle-y Indie-Pop band, Peter, Bjorn & John). Relying on her patented tough yet tender style, the album was a modest hit. In 2015 she wrote the book Reckless, an occasionally controversial memoir that recounted her nomadic years in America and abroad, her participation in England’s burgeoning Punk scene and her first couple

of years in the Pretenders. Not long after she finished the book, she connected with Black Keys front-man (and Akron native) Dan Auerbach. As half the Black Keys, Dan has skyrocketed to success with a series of albums that have incorporated Blues, Rock and even hints of Prog and Psychedelia. In his downtime he has produced albums for artists like Dr. John, Hanni El Khatib and Ray Lamontagne. He also recorded a solo album and formed a second band, ARCS who released their debut, Yours Dreamily, last year. When he and Chrissie began collaborating he enlisted fellow ARCs guitarist Kenny Vaughan, drummer Richard Swift and Leon Michaels on keys. As the sessions evolved, she determined it was more of a band effort and decided to resurrect the Pretenders moniker. The result is their 10th studio album, Alone. Opening with snatches of ambient studio chatter, the record kicks into gear with the title track. Growling guitar gives way to serpentine bass, flowery keys and a rock steady beat. Over stuttery power chords Chrissie launches into a soliloquy highlighting the singular pleasures of being alone; “Now I’m out prowling the streets, with the poets and the Greeks and the deadbeats, I’m taking my time sitting on park benches/And all the glamour it all starts down here, this is where the trends begin, Life’s a canvas and I’m on it.” Ironically, after declaring her independence from mating rituals and conscious coupling, she spends several songs parsing the customs and dynamics of modern romance. “Roadie Man” plays out like a classic Country weeper accented by high lonesome pedal steel, feathery Farfisa notes, spiraling guitar licks and a tick-tock rhythm. Arch, and somewhat tongue-in-cheek, Chrissie breaks down the rules of the road for this particular long-distance romance; “What happens on the bus stays on the bus, it don’t mean nothing or require a fuss/A vow of silence is the code that keeps the backline on the road, whatever happens, happens-has to be, but don’t rely on domesticity.” “Let’s Get Lost” is a languid charmer, anchored by a hip-switch rhythm and willowy guitar riffs that breeze through the melody’s echo and sway. Here Chrissie tries to keep it light, but she’s clearly emotionally invested; “Well, I wear it like a charm, a tattoo on my arm, your name in a horseshoe Talismans and such, I rely on them to touch and get close to you.” “Blue Eyed Sky” begins tentatively with spidery acoustic arpeggios that interlace with wind chimes, organ colors and a propulsive beat. Front and center are Chrissie’s subtle and

sultry contralto vocals. Her performance is rich and nuanced, her voice (nearly 40 years on) continues to bewitch and beguile. The lyrics briefly touch on her longstanding devotion to Vaishnavism, (a branch of Hinduism), when she offers this compliment: “No one understands me, like my baby, no one understands like that man/Jiva spirits never die, in his blue-eyed sky.” Finally, the pocket lullaby of “The Man You Are” is powered by sonar-ping percussion, shadowy guitar and twitchy bass lines. Lyrics like “I don’t expect sobriety, I don’t expect stealth, I don’t expect you’ll ever be a man defined by your wealth,” walk a fine line between acceptance and diminished expectations. The album’s best tracks are “Gotta Wait” and “I Hate Myself.” The former nicks its urgent rhythm from the old Pretenders’ classic, “Mystery Achievement.” Chrissie advocates patience, but the tensile melody and arrangement tell a different story. From the stompy beat, prowling bass fills, mad scientist keys and strafing guitar riffs that snarl and strut. Sure, everything in life requires waiting, unless Chrissie Hynde is in line. The latter is bookended by an upright piano figure that recalls Bob Dylan’s withering critique, “Queen Jane Approximately.” Spaghetti Western guitar riffs, fat with sustain, ricochet through the melody over an organ wash and rippling castanet percussion. As Dylan would excoriate a foe, Chrissie is all about selfrecrimination. “I hate myself, I hate myself, I hate myself, I guess I’m just too smart, I hate myself, I hate myself, I hate myself in body and in mind/ I hate myself I hate myself I hate these perversions of the heart, I hate myself upfront, I hate myself from behind.” Other interesting tracks include the slinky pulse of “Never Be Together,” the icky thump of “Chord Lord” and the Tiki-Twang of “One More Day,” which features the reverb-drenched tone of Surf-Guitar King Duane Eddy. The album closes with a tender version of Marek Rymaszewki’s Baroque ballad, “Death Is Not Enough.” Lush and ornate, the arrangement is propelled by honeyed acoustic guitar, pedal steel, roiling stand-up bass, fluttery keys; a mordant finish to a solid record. Alone is a nice addition to the Pretenders canon. Still, it could just as easily have been Chrissie Hynde’s second solo effort. Back in 2005 when the Pretenders (basically Chrissie and Martin Chambers) were inducted into the Rock N Roll Hall Of Fame she summed up the logic behind her choice to remain a Pretender. “I know that the Pretenders have looked like a tribute band for the last 20 years…and we’re paying tribute to James Honeyman-Scott and Pete Farndon, without whom we wouldn’t be here. And on the other hand, without us, they might have been here, but that’s the way it works in Rock N Roll.” At 65, Chrissie Hynde remains prickly and somewhat obdurate. A life-long vegan, ecowarrior and committed P.E.T.A. activist, she feels more comfortable collaborating and creating as part of a pack. Either way, it’s great to have her back.

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ILLXVGLX$ COLLECTIVE

LLXVGLX$ COLLECTIVE (illegals collective) is a new wave of artists coming together to put on genuine and organic events. The collective’s mission is to not only invite the community to come out and witness, but to attract like-minded creatives to be a part of the movement. J Patron: “Puro Oro Records is my record label/publishing and that is what I throw these parties under, with myself, Thr3 Strykes, Luthergates, Philly Mills, Million & Albertini, Cali Elijah, the list goes on. There are a few members. We are putting together a collective and we are going by THE ILLXVGLX$. We played shows together and just had chemistry so we started making music and that’s sort of how this new collective was formed. The cool thing is we all have our own thing going on and we all have different genres of music, but still vibe. So when I throw these Puro Oro Parties and

we all come together we get a big response because of the unity and people that come to our shows aren’t just people that come to our shows. They are a part of the “squad” and the collective, they jump on stage they sing along with us and we encourage people to let their guard down and just have a good time. Less rules, it’s a lot more fun that way.” The last event at Bart Lounge this past weekend November 18, had performances by Rossi Rock, J Patron, Luthergates, Thr3 Strykes, Philly Mills, Cali Elijah, Lootenant, Million & Albertini with DJ AMAVIDA, The Bermuda, Porsia Camille, and Ba5e Hundred. Expect to see some of these artists at the next event along with an open mic session from 9:00PM - 10:00PM. The next event will be held at The Red Barn in Palm Desert December 30th 9PM - 2AM. Come join the movement.

November 24 to November 30, 2016

LOCAL MUSIC SPOTLIGHT

ARTICLE & PHOTOS BY GEORGE DUCHANNES

November 24 to November 30, 2016

PET PLACE

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BY JANET McAFEE

AVOIDING HOLIDAY HAZARDS FOR PETS

hanksgiving week is here, and Hanukkah, Christmas and New Year’s Eve are coming in quick succession. Christmas trees are going up, parties are planned, and holiday lights are brightening our desert. However, this time of year also sees a dramatic increase in emergency trips to the vet for our fourlegged friends. In the frenzy of activity, we may overlook the dangers that certain holiday plants, foods and decorations pose to cats and dogs. One of your holiday party guests might be tempted to give Benji a sample from his plate. Sugar, chocolate, turkey bones, gravy, and avocados can be harmful to a dog. Onions, garlic, raisins, grapes, and nuts, (particularly walnuts and macadamia nuts) are very dangerous when consumed by a dog in large quantities. If you’re hosting a party, keep the critters in a back room. Keep that bowl of holiday candy off the coffee table where a pet can reach it. Chocolate in particular is very dangerous for animals. Candy and gum containing the artificial sweetener xylitol is very hazardous. Poinsettias are not as toxic as we once believed, however sampling a leaf from one can make your dog mildly ill or cause

swelling to the skin. Worse than poinsettias are holly, lilies and mistletoe. A kiss under the mistletoe might add romance to your holiday, but it can cause erratic behavior and even cardiovascular collapse when ingested by your pet. Mistletoe berries can also be a hazardous. Dr. Lillian Roberts of Country Club Animal Clinic in Palm Desert advises pet owners, “Avoid ornaments or decorations that are small and easy to swallow, as these can quickly lead to intestinal blockage and emergency surgery. This also includes tinsel, ribbon, and small loose bells that cats find irresistible. I once x-rayed a dog only to discover an entire glass ornament sitting in his stomach. Surgery was needed to get the ornament out.” Dr. Roberts offers these additional tips to keep your animals safe and healthy: (1) Unplug Christmas tree lights and other electrical decorations when you are not home. Cords are attractive chew toys for kittens and puppies. (2) Make sure anything you add to the water under your tree is not poisonous. Pets WILL drink from this bowl. Flocked trees are also a bad idea. (3) You can feed your dog turkey in

moderation, but don’t include the skin, bones or gravy. (4) If your dog has a sensitive stomach or food allergies, don’t share your holiday meal. (5) Make sure visitors don’t leave gates, doors, and windows open that allow animals to escape. Refrain from surprising someone with an animal as a gift. Let people experience the joy of selecting a pet that meets their own preference. Accompany them to a shelter to select a pet and pay their adoption fee. Visit the Coachella Valley Animal Campus at 72050 Pet Land Place, Thousand Palms, (760) 343-3644. View their adoptable animals at www.rcdas.org. Rescue animals

MEET LOUIE Louie hopes to be home for the holidays! 2-yrold Louie is a Silky Terrier blend. Meet this precious pup and his buddies at The Pet Rescue Center, coachellapetrescuecenter.org (760) 398-7722.

MEET KATY PURRY Playful kitten, Katy Purry, will bring holiday joy to her family this Christmas. Rescued by Loving All Animals, lovingallanimals.org (760) 834-7000.

bring love to your home this season and throughout the year. Keep your vet’s contact information close at hand. Contact Country Club Animal Clinic in Palm Desert at (760) 776-7555. There is only one 24-hr animal hospital in the Coachella Valley which is VCA, 46920 Jefferson just north of Highway 111, Indio (760) 342-4712. Contact the 24-hour Pet Poison Helpline at 800-213-6680. I wish you and your pets a safe and happy holiday season! Jmcafee7@verizon.net

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THE VINO VOICE

November 24 to November 30, 2016

BY RICK RIOZZA

WINE WISE GUYS TALK TURKEY

t start of our celebratory season here in the valley, CV Weekly is happy to continue with our holiday tradition of presenting a couple of the desert’s venerable wine purveyors with their turn to recommend some wonderful vino varieties. And if I get in on it—well, we’ll certainly be covering the Hwy 111 waterfront corridor from Palm Springs to Indio. During the holiday season both Dan Sullivan of Dan’s Wine Shop in Palm Desert and, Costa Nichols’ Desert Wine & Spirits in Palm Springs, each, in the past, have taken the helm in driving this column with their stellar wine picks for food festivities and holiday cheer. With time being the precious commodity that it is, we’re running short of it. So let’s get this thing wrapped up!—and let the guys talk turkey. I recently reached out to them; here’s quick info on them, and, some of the selections that are all available at their store. One of the most respected and admired wine enthusiast in our valley is Costa Nichols. He and his wife, the culinary maven Zola, are owners of the venerable Desert Wine and Spirits, 611 S. Palm Canyon Dr., 760.327.7701,that is now located within the larger venue of GO-DELI MARKET, located at the Sun Center in Palm Springs—where South Palm Canyon and Indian Canyon Dr. converge to become a two-way street. Special wine tastings each Saturday from 4 to 5:30 p.m., is the way to taste the wine before considering buying the bottle! $10 per customer with $5 credited toward the purchase of select wines. Even though we all think of a nice red wine at the holiday dinner table, Costa’s centering us a bit with a couple of great white wine picks. These whites are the perfect prepping wine for those laboring in the kitchen; for those munching and watching the games on TV; and they carry well onto the dinner table with so many dishes to choose from: Janvier Jasnières Chenin Blanc, $19.99: This 2012 Chenin Blanc from the Loire Valley is the dry and acidic version of Chenin Blanc with fantastic citrus notes of lemon and lime and even a touch of orange blossom to give it a tiny pinch of sweetness. This is a bit softer than American Chenins — You won’t be bowled over by lemon pucker. Very lightly aromatic with varying scents of melon and apple. Another delicious white wine for the table Fritz Müller “Perlwein” MüllerThurgau Trocken Rheinhessen, $14.99: This lightly sparkling wine is meant to be the German answer to Prosecco. From the winery: “Light straw yellow with lovely green highlights. Fresh-fruity aromas of pear, apple and grapefruit. Mild and well balanced on the palate with exotic aromas and a delicate nutmeg tone. Sparklingly

refreshing.” As mentioned, this is the bubbly that can fuel the full morning meal prep— everyone’s just as happy as can be simply sipping and keeping busy. Costa then comes up with a delicious red, Carpe Diem Pinot Noir Anderson Valley. This is the perfect delicious red wine that provides a lighter tone to a meal that may become heftier and last longer than expected. Lighter, leaner flavors like cranberry, rhubarb and tart cherry light up this wine from the first sniff through the tangy finish. Balanced on the fresher, crisper side of the spectrum, it has firm tannins, an appetizing dry texture and medium body. The focused fruit flavors and light spicy accents make it distinctive. I always have a great time over at Dan’s Wine Shop, where his usual end of the week—or as some patrons put it, “Thank God it’s Wine Friday!”—wine tasting often takes place. 73360 CA-111, Palm Desert, CA 92260 (760) 674-0305 www.danswineshop. com As I’ve mentioned in previous columns, Dan maintains the “wine shop”—total charm, where much of the wine is still displayed in their original cases and the pleasant scent of some of the wood casing wafts about the locale. And it’s the perfect venue to peruse, within minutes, a professionally fashioned and varied selection of wine from all over the world, and, especially from California. 2015 Lewis “Napa Valley” Chardonnay, $44.95: Grapes for the 2015 Napa Chardonnay came in early and the wine centers around ripe Bosc pear and Fuji apple with delicious caramel custard, pie crust and hazelnut. Thickly textured and satiny smooth like Deux-Sevres butter, the richness and weight are buttressed with native acidity and subtle minerality bringing complexity and length to this delicious wine. Definitely the Thanksgiving Chard! 2013 Caymus “Special Selection” Cabernet Sauvignon, $149.95: This zeroes in on a rich, hedonistic core of wild berry, blackberry, plum and currant flavors, with a graceful, elegant mouthfeel and supple, caressing tannins. The long and powerful yet refined aftertaste keeps reverberating fruit generosity while maintaining Cabernet’s strength of personality. Drink now through the holidays of 2030!! 2014 Orin Swift Cellarsa “Machete”, $39.95: Concentrated yet light-weight, fragrant and juicy, with aromas of toasted

cumin, gingerbread and Earl Grey tea surrounding the core of wild blueberry and huckleberry flavors. The firm tannins stay in the background, allowing this to finish on the juicy side. Petite Sirah, Syrah and Grenache. A sexy pick for the holidays!— just check the label. As for my quick pick, I’m going with a delicious brut rosé sparkler that’s off the tasting charts at $18.99, the Louis Bouillot Cremant de Borgogne Brut Rosé. Available at Total Wines & More, 760.346.2029. It’s made from 100% Pinot Noir from Burgundy. Indeed, this is a “Champagne-style” bubbly produced there. Beautiful fresh red fruits come alive in the pour of this dry sparkler. This goes with everything on the holiday table! Bon Appétit! & Cheers!

November 24 to November 30, 2016

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THUR NOVEMBER 24

29 PALMS INN; 29 Palms; 760-367-3505 Bev and Bill 6pm ACE HOTEL; PS; 760-325-9900 Discoteca w/ DJ Victor Rodriguez 9pm AJ’S ON THE GREEN; C.C.; 760-202-1111 Jazz Trio w/ Francesca Amari, Bill Marx and Doug MacDonald 7pm AZUL; PS; 760-325-5533 Piano Bar 6pm BART LOUNGE; C.C.; 760-799-8800 DJ and Dancing 9pm THE BLOCK; CC; 760-832-7767 Reggae Thursdays 9pm BLUEMBER; RM; 760-862-4581 John Stanley King 6-10pm CASTELLI’S; PD; 760-773-3365 Patrick Tuzzolino 5:30pm CHILL BAR; PS; 760-327-1079 TBA 8pm THE CONGO ROOM; PS; 760-322-7353 TBA CORKTREE; PD; 760-779-0123 6-9pm CUNARD’S SANDBAR; LQ; 760-564-3660 The Bill Baker Show 6pm DHS SPA LOUNGE; DHS; 760-329-6787 Karaoke w/ DJ Scott 9pm FISHERMAN’S GROTTO; PD; 760-776-6533 Barry Baughn and Bob Gross 6:30pm GADI’S RESTAURANT AND BAR; YV; 760365-6633 Open Mic Night 7pm THE GRILL ON MAIN; LQ; 760-777-7773 T.B.A. 7:30pm THE HOOD; PD; 760-636-5220 Red’s Rockstar Karaoke 9pm HOODOO COCKTAIL GARDEN @ THE HYATT; PS; 760-322-9000 Chris Lomeli 7pm HUNTER’S; PS; 760-323-0700 Open Mic 9pm INDIAN WELLS RESORT HOTEL; IW; 760-3456466 Frank DiSalvo 6pm JOSHUA TREE SALOON; JT; 760-366-2250 Punk Rock Night 9pm KOKOPELLI’S; YV; 760-228-2589 Karaoke 7pm LA RUE BISTRO; LQ; 760-296-3420 Slim Man 6pm LAS CASUELAS TERRAZA; PS; 760-325-2794 Hot Rox LIT@FANTASY SPRINGS; IND; 760-345-2450 Country Night w/ Jimi Nelson 8pm THE LOUNGE, AGUA CALIENTE; RM; 888999-1995 Quinto Menguante 8-1am MELVYN’S RESTAURANT & LOUNGE; PS; 760-325-2323 Ron Greenip 8pm NEIL’S LOUNGE; IND; 760-347-1522 Karaoke 8pm THE NEST; PD; 760-346-2314 Kevin Henry 6-8pm Tim Burleson 8pm PAPPY & HARRIET’S; PT; 760-365-5956 Closed PLAN B LIVE ENTERTAINMENT AND COCKTAILS; TP; 760-343-2115 8pm PURPLE ROOM; PS; 760-322-4422 Sharon Sills 6:30pm RED BARN; PD; 760-346-0191 The Deep Ones 9pm SAMMY G’s; PS; 760-320-8041 Evaro Brothers 8pm SHANGHAI RED’S @ THE FISHERMAN’S MARKET; PS; 760-322-9293 The Smooth Brothers 7pm STUFT PIZZA; PD; 760-777-9989 Acoustic Live w/ TBA 6pm SULLIVAN’S STEAKHOUSE; PD; 760-3413560 Dude Jones 6pm TACK ROOM TAVERN; IND; 760-347-9985 T-Bone Karaoke 8pm THREE SIXTY NORTH; PS; 760-327-1773 Anthony DiGerlando Show 6:30pm VICKY’S OF SANTE FE; IW; 760-345-9770 Robert Salisbury 5-6pm, Carolyn Martinez Trio 6:30pm VILLAGE PUB; PS; 760-323-3265 DJ Khodi Rayne 4:30-9pm, Nite Fixx 9-2am WANG’S; PS; 760-325-9264 Derek Jordan Gregg 6pm WOODY’S BURGER; PS; 760-230-0188 Closed ZELDA’S; PS; 760-325-2375 DJ 8pm

FRI NOVEMBER 25

19TH HOLE; PD; 760-772-6696 TBA 9pm 29 PALMS INN; 29 Palms; 760-367-3505 TBA 6:30pm ACE HOTEL; PS; 760-325-9900 Uncabaret 8:30, Brightener w/ DJ Pleasure Principle 10pm AGAVE LOUNGE@THE HYATT REGENCY; IW; 760-674-4080 Art of Sax 8pm AJ’S ON THE GREEN; C.C.; 760-202-1111 Mark Kahny & Francesca Amari 7pm AZUL; PS; 760-325-5533 Fleet Easton 7:30pm BART LOUNGE; C.C.; 760-799-8800 DJ and Dancing 9pm BIG ROCK PUB; IND; 706-200-8988 Lisa & The Gents 9pm BISTRO 60 @TRILOGY; LQ; 760-501-0620 The Carmens 6pm THE BLOCK; C.C.; 760-832-7767 Karaoke 9pm BLUE BAR, SPOTLIGHT 29; INDIO; 760-7755566 DJ Double A 8pm BLUEMBER; RM; 760-862-4581 The Stanley Butler Trio 6-10pm CASCADE LOUNGE, SPA RESORT CASINO; PS; 888-999-1995 DJ Michael Wright 9-1am CASTELLI’S; PD; 760-773-3365 Patrick Tuzzolino 5:30pm CHILL BAR; PS; 760-327-1079 TBA 7pm CLUB 5 BAR; IND; 760-625-1719 TBA 8pm THE CONGO ROOM; PS; 760-322-7353 TBA 6pm CUNARD’S SANDBAR; LQ; 760-564-3660 The Bill Baker Show 6pm ELECTRIC SPORTS LOUNGE; YV; 760-2281199 DJ Ceddy Cedd 9pm EL MEXICALI CAFÉ 2; IND; 760-342-2333 Cesar Daniel Lopez on the harp 6-9pm FISHERMAN’S GROTTO; PD; 760-776-6533 Gina Carey 6pm THE GRILL ON MAIN; LQ; 760-777-7773 The Myx 8:30pm THE HARD ROCK; PS; 760-325-9676 Esjay & Friends Acoustic Sessions w/ David Macias and Myles Crawley 8pm Lobby THE HOOD; PD; 760-636-5220 Barfly’s 9pm HOODOO COCKTAIL GARDEN @ THE HYATT; PS; 760-322-9000 Bill Ramirez 6:30pm HUNTER’S; PS; 760-323-0700 Live VJ 9pm INDIAN WELLS RESORT HOTEL; IW; 760-3456466 Frank DiSalvo 6pm JOSHUA TREE SALOON; JT; 760-366-2250 Live DJ 8:30pm KOKOPELLI’S; YV; 760-228-2589 Funky Friday’s w/ DJ Funk 8pm LA RUE BISTRO; LQ; 760-296-3420 Slim Man 6pm LAS CASUELAS TERRAZA; PS; 760-325-2794 Palm Springs Sound Company in the afternoon, Hot Rox in the night LIT@FANTASY SPRINGS; IND; 760-345-2450 Six Hot Live 9pm

THE LOUNGE; AGUA CALIENTE; RM; 888-9991995 DJ Jerry 9pm MELVYN’S RESTAURANT & LOUNGE; PS; 760325-2323 Ron Greenip 8pm MITCH’S ON EL PASEO; PD; 760-779-9200 Michael Keeth 12-3pm NEIL’S LOUNGE; IND; 760-347-1522 Karaoke 8-1:15am THE NEST; PD; 760-346-2314 Kevin Henry 6-8pm Tim Burleson 8pm PALM CANYON ROADHOUSE; PS; 760-3274080 Southbound & Co. 9pm PALM DESERT COUNTRY CLUB; PD; 760-3450222 Mark Sage Band 6:30pm PAPPY & HARRIET’S; PT; 760-365-5956 Nancarrow 8pm PEABODY’S CAFÉ; PS; 760-322-1877 Karaoke 7:30pm PLAN B LIVE ENTERTAINMENT AND COCKTAILS; TP; 760-343-2115 Red’s Rockstar Karaoke 9pm PURPLE ROOM; PS; 760-322-4422 Levi Kreis 8pm RANCHO LAS PALMAS; RM The Steve Williams Band 5:30pm RED BARN; PD; 760-346-0191 The Refills 9pm SAMMY G’s; PS; 760-320-8041 Evaro Brothers 8pm SHANGHAI RED’S @ THE FISHERMAN’S MARKET; PS; 760-322-9293 Barry Baughn Blues 8-11pm SHANGHAI RED’S @ THE FISHERMAN’S MARKET; LQ; 760-777-1601 The Carmens 8-11pm SHELLY’S LOUNGE@TORTOISE ROCK CASINO; 29 Palms; Rojer Arnold & Bobby Furgo 9pm SMOKIN’ BURGERS; PS; 760-883-5999 Ron James 6pm SOUL OF MEXICO; IND; 760-200-8787 Latin Rock 10pm SULLIVAN’S STEAKHOUSE; PD; 760-3413560 Demetrious and Co. 6pm TACK ROOM TAVERN; IND; 760-347-9985 TBA 9pm THREE SIXTY NORTH; PS; 760-327-1773 Pat Rizzo & Dennis Michaels 6:30pm TRILUSSA ITALIAN RISTORANTE; PS; 760328-2300 Julius & Sylvia Music Duo 6-10pm VIBE; MORONGO CASINO; CAB; 951-755-5391 The Rick Whitfield Band 10pm VICKY’S OF SANTE FE; IW; 760-345-9770 Meet the Corwins 5:30pm, The John Stanley King Show 8pm VILLAGE PUB; PS; 760-323-3265 T.B.A. 1:304:30pm, Nite Fixx 9-2am, DJ Anwaar Hines 9-2am VUE GRILLE & BAR; IW; 760-834-3800 TBA 5:30pm WANG’S IN THE DESERT; PS; 760-325-9264 Karaoke 8:30pm

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INDIAN WELLS RESORT HOTEL; IW; 760-3456466 Frank DiSalvo 6pm JOSHUA TREE SALOON; JT; 760-366-2250 Teddy Quinn 5pm KOKOPELLI’S; YV; 760-228-2589 Karaoke 7pm LA RUE BISTRO; LQ; 760-296-3420 Slim Man 6pm LAS CASUELAS TERRAZA; PS; 760-3252794 Palm Springs Sound Company,in the afternoon,Hot Rox,in the night LIT@FANTASY SPRINGS; IND; 760-345-2450 29 PALMS INN; 29 Palms; 760-367-3505 Bev & Six Hot Live 9pm THE LOUNGE, AGUA CALIENTE; RM; 888Bill 6:30pm 999-1995 Shaken Not Stirred 9pm 19TH HOLE; PD; 760-772-6696 TBA 9pm ACE HOTEL; PS; 760-325-9900 DJ Mike B 11am MELVYN’S RESTAURANT & LOUNGE; PS; 760-325-2323 Ron Greenip 8pm poolside, Highlife w/ DJ Day 9pm AGAVE LOUNGE@THE HYATT REGENCY; IW; NEIL’S LOUNGE; IND; 760-347-1522 Karaoke 8-1:15am 760-674-4080 Art of Sax 8pm THE NEST; PD; 760-346-2314 Kevin Henry AJ’S ON THE GREEN; C.C.; 760-202-1111 6-8pm Tim Burleson 8pm Cabaret On The Green Open Mic 7:30pm AZUL; PS; 760-325-5533 Denise Carter 7:30pm PALM CANYON ROADHOUSE; PS; 760-3274080 Blackwater 9pm BART LOUNGE; C.C.; 760-799-8800 DJ and PALM DESERT COUNTRY CLUB; PD; 760-345Dancing 9pm 0222 212 Band 6:30pm BEATNIK LOUNGE; JT; TBA 9pm PAPPY & HARRIET’S; PT; 760-365-5956 Meat THE BLOCK; C.C.; 760-832-7767 TBA 9pm Puppets and Mike Watt & The Secondmen 9pm BLUE BAR; SPOTLIGHT 29; IND; 760-775PEABODY’S CAFÉ; PS; 760-322-1877 Karaoke 5566 DJ 9pm 7:30pm BLUEMBER; RM; 760-862-4581 Gina Carey PLAN B LIVE ENTERTAINMENT AND 6-10pm COCKTAILS; TP; 760-343-2115 Red’s Rockstar CASCADE LOUNGE, SPA RESORT CASINO; Karaoke 9pm PS; 888-999-1995 DJ Michael Wright 9-1am PURPLE ROOM; PS; 760-322-4422 Jackie Beat CASTELLI’S; PD; 760-773-3365 Patrick 8pm Tuzzolino 5:30pm RED BARN; PD; 760-346-0191 Blues Night 9pm CHILL BAR; PS; 760-327-1079 8pm RIVIERA; PS; 760-327-8311 Michael Keeth CLUB 5 BAR; IND; 760-625-1719 TBA 9pm 7-10pm THE CONGO ROOM; PS; 760-322-7353 TBA SAMMY G’s; PS; 760-320-8041 Evaro Brothers 9pm 8pm CUNARD’S SANDBAR; LQ; 760-564-3660 The SHANGHAI RED’S @ THE FISHERMAN’S Bill Baker Show 6pm MARKET; PS; 760-322-9293 Barry Baughn DHS SPA LOUNGE; DHS; 760-329-6787 Blues 8-11pm Karaoke w/ DJ Scott 9pm SHANGHAI RED’S @ THE FISHERMAN’S DILLON’S BURGERS & BEER; DHS; 760-774MARKET; LQ; 760-777-1601 The Carmens 7131 TBA 8pm 8-11pm ELECTRIC SPORTS LOUNGE; YV; 760-228SHELLY’S LOUNGE@TORTOISE ROCK 1199 DJ Ceddy Cedd 9pm CASINO; 29 Palms; Rojer Arnold & Bobby Furgo EL MEXICALI CAFÉ 2; IND; 760-342-2333 9pm Cesar Daniel Lopez on the harp 6-9pm SIDEWINDER GRILL; DHS; 760-329-7929 FISHERMAN’S GROTTO; PD; 760-776-6533 Karaoke w/ Milly G 6pm Jack Ruvio 6:30pm SMOKIN’ BURGERS; PS; 760-883-5999 Ron THE GRILL ON MAIN; LQ; 760-777-7773 TBA James 6pm 8:30pm SOUL OF MEXICO; IND; 760-200-8787 Latin THE GROOVE LOUNGE; SPOTLIGHT 29; INDIO; Music 10pm 760-775-5566 DJ 8pm SULLIVAN’S STEAKHOUSE; PD; 760-341THE HARD ROCK; PS; 760-325-9676 DJ 3560 TBA 6pm Paparazzi and TBA at Bardot 9pm TACK ROOM TAVERN; IND; 760-347-9985 THE HOOD; PD; 760-636-5220 VooDoo TBA 9pm Hustlers 9pm THREE SIXTY NORTH; PS; 760-327-1773 HOODOO COCKTAIL GARDEN @ THE HYATT; Dennis Michael 6:30pm PS; 760-322-9000 Bill Ramirez 6:30pm TRILUSSA ITALIAN RISTORANTE; PS; 760HUNTER’S; PS; 760-323-0700 Live VJ 9pm 328-2300 Julius & Sylvia Music Duo 6-10pm

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TRYST; PS; 760-832-6046 TBA 10pm VIBE, MORONGO CASINO; CAB; 951-7555391 DJ Hektik 10pm VICKY’S OF SANTE FE; IW; 760-345-9770 Rose Mallett & Barney McClure 5pm, Kal David, Lauri Bono & The Real Deal 7:30pm VILLAGE PUB; PS; 760-323-3265 Rob & JB 1:30-4:30pm, Nite Fixx 9-2am, DJ Anwaar Hines 9-2am THE WINE EMPORIUM; LQ; 760-565-5512 Mark Gregg 7pm WESTIN MISSION HILLS; RM; 760-328-5955 TBA 7-11pm WOODY’S BURGER; PS; 760-230-0188 Stanley Butler Trio 6:30pm ZELDA’S; PS; 760-325-2375 DJ 9pm

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29 PALMS INN; 29 Palms; 760-367-3505 Bob Garcia 6pm ACE HOTEL; PS; 760-325-9900 Clifton AKA DJ Soft Touch 11am poolside, Intoxica Radio Live w/ Howie Pyro 10pm AJ’S ON THE GREEN; C.C.; 760-202-1111 Jazz Brunch w/ Trish Hatley 11am AZUL; PS; 760-325-5533 The Judy Show 7:30pm BART LOUNGE; C.C.; 760-799-8800 DJ and Dancing 9pm BLUEMBER; RM; 760-862-4581 Michael Keeth 6-10pm CASCADE LOUNGE, SPA RESORT; PS; 888999-1995 Nash with Quinto Menguante 9pm THE CONGO ROOM; PS; 760-322-7353 Mikole Kaar Pro Jazz Jam 1-4pm DHS SPA LOUNGE; DHS; 760-329-6787 Radio 60 3-6pm

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BY TRACY DIETLIN

FLOR DE JALISCO: GREAT MEXICAN CUISINE

ecently I was out running errands and ended up in the Albertson’s parking lot on Washington St. My husband and I were both hungry and thought we would see if there was a small sandwich place in the center. What we stumbled upon was a small Mexican restaurant called Flor de Jalisco. What a find! This is a small place and not fancy by any means, but it was clean, the waitress

friendly, the service good and the food was amazing. First let’s start with the salsa: 2 types of red (mild and hot) and 1 green salsa (medium), all 3 bursting with flavor; some of my favorite salsa for sure. I love being able to taste the cilantro in my salsa. The guacamole was freshly made and delicious. We were already off to a good start. Then we were served our entrees. I chose to have one fish taco and one shrimp

taco both of which were stuffed full of yummy goodness. They were served with huge portions of beans with cheese and rice for only 10.95. My husband had the carnitas burrito, also very large and served with rice and beans for 9.95. Both were absolutely delicious making ‘flavor’ the word of the day. Our waitress tried to get us to try the flan, which she said is ‘the best in town’ but we were too full. We promised we would be back and save room next time. If you’re looking for really good, fresh Mexican food, at a great price then check out Flor de Jalisco. They have a full menu and serve beer. They have only been open about 6 months. Flor de Jalisco is open Monday-Friday 11am-9pm and Saturday & Sunday 10am9pm. Located at 42215 Washington St. Suite G. Call 760-636-0380.

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NOW PLAYING: FANTASTIC BEASTS AND WHERE TO FIND THEM

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creatures themselves. The magical creatures include nifflers, bowtruckles and erumpents. Scamander carries a suitcase for his menagerie. The suitcase is a kind of wormhole into another dimension where one can find whatever habitat one desires. I was surprised at the arrival and appearance of white-faced platinum haired villain Gellert Grindelwald. Surprised not just by the villain himself but the actor portraying him. Besides Redmayne, the exceptional cast includes Dan Fogler, Alison Sudol. Ezra Miller and Samantha Morton. Now playing at the Mary Pickford Theater. Recommended. NEW FOR THE HOME THEATER: THE BEST OF CINERAMA & CINERAMA’S RUSSIAN ADVENTURE

No longer set in Great Britain, this new story based in the world of Harry Potter unfolds in 1926 New York decades before Harry and his pals enrolled in Hogwart’s wizard academy. The movie tracks Newt Scamander (a terrific Eddie Redmayne) a magical zoologist who arrives in the Big Apple with a suitcase full of fantastic and strange creatures and gets involved with a hidden world of wizards and witches. Shortly after Newt arrives in the city, one of his menagerie escapes creating mayhem and then his suitcase get switched but by the time Newt realizes it he’s in the custody of Tina (Katherine Waterston) a security officer with the Magical Congress of the United States of America (MACUSA) who helps Newt hunt for his suitcase. More people get involved with the hunt hoping to keep secret the outbreak of magic in Manhattan. Percival Graves (Colin Farrell) shadows the hunters while pursuing his own mysterious agenda The movie’s title is taken from Scamander’s fictional book, it’s required reading at Hogwarts, and mentioned in Rowling’s “Potter” novels. Rowling herself wrote the screenplay. She and Warner Bros report this is the first of five movies in what is essentially a new franchise that has roots in Harry Potter’s world. David Yates, who directed the last four “Potter” movies, guides Fantastic Beasts with the same finesse and attention to detail as his other films. The lavish richness of the cinematic world Scamander enters is reason enough to see this on a big screen. And then there are the curious

Most movie lovers of a certain age vividly remember the visceral and immersive thrill of their first Cinerama movie experience. For some movie buffs, that ultra wide-screen memory goes all the way back to the early 1950s. The great and novel appeal of the format was that the super sharp projected image nearly filled one’s field of vision and the crisp sound seemed to come from all directions. The resulting affect created an eerie thrill of virtually being transported to another place whether riding the roller coaster at Coney Island or skimming Tahitian breakers in an outrigger canoe. A perfect format for travel adventures! Flicker Alley has restored to Blu-ray two vintage titles to its Cinerama collection: The Best of Cinerama and Cinerama’s Russian Adventure. The former title is comprised of Cinerama’s greatest set pieces and sequences, from Coney

Island’s roller coaster to La Scala, Milan, for Aida; from the hurtling bobsled run, to the exuberant dances of the African Watusis. Made up of over 20 such fun highlights, the film is not only an historic compilation, but also a standalone “thrill-a-minute” experience. The adventure begins with the Sabre jet precision flying team from Search For Paradise, and then whirls back to the iconic roller coaster sequence from This Is Cinerama — newly restored for this release. From there, the threepanel journey goes global, showcasing some of the rich and exotic locales of Cinerama Holiday, South Seas Adventure and Seven Wonders of the World. There’s the Marian Year Celebration at St. Peter’s Square in Rome, featuring the first commercial motion-picture footage of Pope Pius XII. There’s the boat trip down the Ganges River at Benares. There are visits to Paris, Vienna, Athens, India, Brazil, Japan, Africa, Israel, and New Orleans, all in one spectacular Cinerama presentation. For ultimate home viewing on a large hidef screen, the movie can best be enjoyed in the Smilebox® Curved Screen Simulation. The film has been digitally remastered from original camera negatives. This edition celebrates a decade of Cinerama filmmaking, and over five years of bringing those treasures back to life on Blu-ray and DVD for future Cinerama audiences to enjoy! In some scenes, the three-panel image is rendered almost seamless. Generous bonus material includes: a fascinating Feature Length Audio Commentary with Cinerama historian David Coles. Also, “Bridge to Space” (1968): A 70mm short documentary shot on Merritt Island and at Cape Canaveral. And “The Rangerettes”: a deleted scene from Seven Wonders of the World featuring Kilgore College Rangerettes. Also, “Battleship Iowa Arrives in San Pedro”: a Cinerama short film shot in 2012,“Reconstructing The Best of Cinerama”: a fascinating restoration demonstration with Dave Strohmaier. CINERAMA’S RUSSIAN ADVENTURE brings together some of the most exquisite, jawdropping and beautiful sequences from over six Soviet Kinopanorama productions (the Russian equivalent of three-panel Cinerama. The film’s locations stretch from one end of Russia to the other, from the snow-covered countryside to the majestic subways of Moscow, from the deck of a whaling ship to the front seat of the Bolshoi Theater. Bing Crosby, seemingly an odd choice for narrator, uses his mellifluous voice to good effect offering both a grand and intimate view of a country and culture we still consider in conflict with our best American values. It helps to remember this film was produced in 1966 when the cold war still had heat. Flicker Alley. Blu-ray. MACBETH Something wicked this way comes in Orson Welles’ brilliant cinematic retelling (he adapted, directed, produced and starred). This movie version of Shakespeare’s great “Scottish play” about the doomed Scottish lord tragically undone by his own ambition is more than a visually stunning, noir-tinged interpretation. It boils over with supernatural prophecy and murderous intrigue, masterfully mixing stark shadows and oblique camera angles to achieve

an ominous and pervasive sense of a land in peril. Beautifully shot by John L. Russell (Psycho), this special Olive Signature edition of Macbeth is an altogether unique interpretation. It includes both the original 1948 107-minute cut, with its affected highland accents, and the 1950 pareddown 85-minute re-release that removed most of the accented dialogue. I prefer the original ’48 edition with the enhanced accents. I also like to use subtitles so I can read Shakespeare’s words as I hear the exacting and poetic dialogue. SPECIAL FEATURES include a terrific Audio Commentary with Welles biographer Joseph McBride • “Welles and Shakespeare.” I also liked the interview Welles expert, Professor Michael Anderegg. There’s also a revealing interview with Welles’ close friend and co-author, Peter Bogdanovich among additional bonus content. This is one for the digital home library. Olive Films Signature Edition. Blu-ray. DON’T BREATHE

From director Fede Alvarez and the twisted minds behind EVIL DEAD comes the terrifying, critically acclaimed movie hailed as “the best American horror film in twenty years. The film debuted as #1 at the box office and remained in the top spot for two weekends in a row. The movie follows a group of thieves (Jane Levy, Dylan Minnette, Daniel Zovatto) who break into a blind man’s home thinking “easy pickings. When the blind man reveals a dark side (no pun intended), the trio quickly discovers they were dead wrong. Director Alvarez takes the viewer through five featurettes including “No Escape,” “Creating the Creepy House,” “Meet the Cast,” “Man in the Dark” and “The Sounds of Horror.” In addition the Blu-ray disc includes eight deleted scenes with optional commentary and full feature commentary with co-writer Rodo Sayagues and actor Stephen Lang. Questions, comments: robinesimmons@aol.com

BOOK REVIEW

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BY HEIDI SIMMONS

OCTOPUS CREATURES RESURFACE -----------------------------------------------------

“AT THE MOUNTAINS OF MADNESS” BY H.P. LOVECRAFT FICTION -----------------------------------------------------

lien movies always intrigue me. I like to see the creative genius of filmmakers as they visualize fantastic technology and strange creatures from other worlds. The best alien movies have a theme that is relevant to the real humans who currently inhabit the earth. In many sci-fi books and flicks, I have noticed that the aliens, more often than not, physically resemble sea creatures. After seeing the movie Arrival, I was reminded of H. P. Lovecraft’s At the Mountains of Madness (Various, 114 pages) and re-read the story. The film Arrival starring Amy Adams and Jeremy Renner could have easily been inspired by the strange Lovecraftian octopuslike creatures. The Lovecraft story opens with an expedition to the great continent of Antarctica. Two teams of geologists from Miskantonic University have decided to part ways and go in separate directions to pursue their research: One group, headed by Professor Lake and the other by Professor Dyer. Each has a team of scientists and students who plan to drill through the ice and discover its rich past. Lake is the first to come across something astonishing that’s too difficult to describe.

Although he does in fact get out a series of communications demanding the attention of the entire expedition. Lake and his team found strange artifacts and dissected a creature that resembles something with both animal and plant characteristics. Dyer immediately changes course and heads to Lake’s site. Bad weather conditions present a problem -communications have been impeded and poor visibility hinders travel. When Dyer and his team finally arrive at Lake’s camp, something has gone terribly wrong. The entire crew, men and animals, have been devastated. As horrific as the scene is, Dyer moves forward to understand what has happened and what the area further contains. Jutting out from the ice plateau is an undocumented and never seen jagged mountain range the size of Mount Everest. Dyer travels with a colleague to explore the strange rock formations. He discovers the black rock and pinnacles are the walls of an ancient city scape. The mountain range is filled with tunnels, chambers, passageways and bridges. It is a disorienting labyrinth of walkways inspiring the name “Mountains of Madness.” The scientists find carved rooms and rocks with etchings and sculpture. Arabesque and curlycue writings in different sizes and shapes seem to resemble a collection of store fronts. Some pictograms possibly described conflicts and victories. But who can say for sure?

Clearly the mountains are the remains of a civilization built 500 to 1000 million years ago. Dyer realizes this is the world that was inhabited by the Elder Things mentioned in the Necronomicon and Pnakotic Manuscripts. The creatures are likely the forefathers of the Cthulhu Cult. Dyer finds giant penguins six feet tall and soon comes across the tentacled creature that resembles an octopus-like beast, slimy with a stench so rank they can barely breathe. He and his partner are soon discovered by the mountain inhabitants and are chased out of the city barely escaping with their lives. The men are forever changed by the bizarre encounter and crazy world. At the Mountains of Madness is narrated after the fact by Professor Dyer. He is recollecting the horror and awe of the ancient city. As a geologist, he marvels at the carved rock and stone architecture and speculates on the probable economy of the ancient civilization.

He theorizes how they were destroyed and why they have resurfaced. Evolution and the changing environment have brought them back from the sea. Author Lovecraft has inspired many great filmmakers including the likes of Steven Spielberg, Ridley Scott and Guillermo del Toro. In a way, the movie, Arrival, could be considered a sequel to Mountains of Madness in that, octopus-like creatures arrive around the earth in giant carved rock ships and try to warn the inhabitants that life on the planet is at risk using a challenging form of curlicue writing that first must be deciphered. I liked the movie even more once I thought about Lovecraft’s At the Mountains of Madness. Dyer could not take the time to communicate with the creatures for fear of his own life and sanity. After all, he was trespassing and the life forms had harmed -- dismembered and/or studied -- his colleagues. But what if the residents of the “mountains” have since evolved and were sharing what they have learned about the ancient evolution of the planet? Anyone? As excited as I was about this idea and wanting to share a conversation on the subject, it turns out that Arrival was based on a short story by Ted Chiang called “Story of Your Life,” which I have not read. But who knows, perhaps Mr. Chiang was inspired by Lovecraft.

SAFETY TIPS

BY FIRE CHIEF SAM DIGIOVANNA

BACK IN BLACK – THIS FRIDAY!

o look at me now, I’m just makin’ my play, don’t try to push your luck, just get out of my way…” Certainly how many will be acting this Black Friday, so here’s some safety tips on beatin’ the flack! Black Friday, the day after Thanksgiving is when holiday gift buying begins. Big discounts lure customers into stores, often beginning in the early hours of the morning. “Unfortunately, Black Friday is a day when shoppers may become victims of crimes and injuries,” reminds Fire Chief Sam DiGiovanna. Be alert and aware of people and the surroundings around you, and your vehicles. Park in a location that is closest to the store or mall if shopping when it is dark. Be careful of other motorists as they may be distracted. Park near light areas. Purses should be worn in a way that it is close to the body and difficult to snatch. If carrying a wallet, it should be kept in the front pocket or the inside pocket of a coat

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or jacket. Carrying too many bags may prove dangerous. They’re heavy, they can be distracting, they prevent full vision and attention to name a few. If possible, leave children at home during Black Friday. The crowds of people can easily overwhelm a child who may get hurt or become lost. If you must bring a child, it is important to hold onto small children to avoid separation. Know where fire/emergency exits are in stores and malls. If you’re feeling sick, do us “all” a favor and stay home! Bring hand sanitizers to help combat germs. And please put away that cell phone. Talking, shopping, walking with a phone to your ear is a nuisance. Be cognizant and courteous of others. “Most importantly, be patient and be kind,” reminds Chief DiGiovanna. I call that a bargain – the best you ever had! Fire Chief Sam DiGiovanna

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HADDON LIBBY

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THE 13TH ZODIAC SIGN E

verything that you think you knew about yourself may be a lie. Assumptions about your origins could be a fraud. The person who you thought you were most compatible with may be a mistake. You see, the pseudoscience of astrology had us all believing that there were only twelve zodiac signs when in fact there were thirteen (and possibly fourteen). Numerous astrologers and scientists state that the Babylonians excluded the thirteenth constellation as they only needed twelve. Dr. Neil deGrasse Tyson of the Hayden Planetarium of the American Museum of Natural History states that “the zodiac contains fourteen constellations, not twelve. The Sun, after leaving the constellation of Scorpius, enters the constellation of Ophiuchus. The confusing conclusion is that most Scorpions are actually Ophiuchans and all Scorpians and Ophiuchans are currently Librans. The fourteenth constellation in the set is Cetus (which) dips into Pisces.” On November 30th, NASA will recognize Ophiuchus as the official thirteenth zodiac sign for the first time. As for the fourteenth zodiac constellation named Cetus, it will continue to be excluded.

Ophiuchus (Greek for “serpent-bearer”) is situated behind the Sun from November 29th through December 17th. While Ophiuchus has been known about for at least 2,000 years, it was only in 1970 when Stephen Schmidt suggested that Cetus was one of fourteen zodiac sign that people began looking at Ophiuchus seriously…or as seriously as one can consider astrology. Stephen Schmidt in his book, Astrology 14, stated that Ophiuchus goes from December 6th to the 31st while Cetus runs from May 12th to June 6th. NASA, DeGrasse Tyson and others believe that Ophiuchus is a bit shorter and earlier than Schmidt while Cetus occurs for less than twenty-four hours on March 14th. According to NASA, here is the new astrological table: Scorpio from November 23rd through the 29th; Ophiuchus from November 30th through December 17th; Sagittarius from the 18th through January 20th; Capricorn from the 21st through February 16th; Aquarius from the 17th through March 11th; Pisces from the 12th through April 18th; Aries from the 19th through May 13th; Taurus from the 14th through June 19th; Gemini from the 20th to July 20th; Cancer from the 21st through

August 9th; Leo from the 10th through September 15th; Virgo from the 16th through October 30th, and; Libra from October 31st through November 22rd. These revised astrology dates correspond with the days that each constellation touches the Sun. The Sun only touches but does not enter Cetus and accordingly has been excluded from the revised zodiac calendar. In mythology, Ophiuchus (the serpent bearer) is depicted as having a human upper body with legs that are serpents. This zodiac was associated with healing images. Some refer to this zodiac as Serpentarius. Of all the zodiac images, this is the only one to have connection to a living human being.

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That actual person was named Imhotep and lived in ancient Egypt where he worked as a doctor. For those believing in astrology, Ophiuchans are seekers of peace and harmony and live a life in search of lofty ideals. Many seek higher education and wisdom. Someone with this sign would be a good architect, builder or tax person and is likely to be famous to some degree. People with this zodiac sign supposedly like vibrant colors including plaid. For those interested in Cetus, it is depicted as a whale and is considered to represent evil. Celebrities born on March 14th include Albert Einstein, Stephen Curry, Billy Crystal, Michael Caine and Johann Strauss - five people who we can all agree are the embodiment of evil. When someone talks about your astrologic sign or chart, ask them if they are basing those opinions on the old, wrong zodiac calendar or the new and improved calendar. Haddon Libby is a Financial Advisor and Managing Partner at Winslow Drake and can be reached at 760.449.6349 or HLibby@ WinslowDrake.com.

DALE GRIBOW ON THE LAW

HOLIDAY ACCIDENTS ARE THE HARDEST TO HANDLE

his week is Thanksgiving and the holidays are clearly upon us... and that means more tourists and traffic. This increase in local traffic results in more accidents and DUI’s with accidents. It is hard for an accident/DUI lawyer, as well as the victim, to find a good doctor (or lawyer) that has time to treat (represent) the client or one that is not on vacation over Thanksgiving, Christmas and New Year’s. Victim’s injured right before these holidays are left to “punt” trying to find a doctor/lawyer that will/can see them. Many doctors/lawyers are on vacations with their families or are over booked and cannot work a new patient in for two weeks. Most of these medical providers will be out of the office during the holidays from Fridays and will not return until Tuesdays over a holiday weekend. In addition many lawyers do not answer their call until the beginning of the next week and thus the victims have no idea what to do. If the victim waits two weeks to see a doctor, kiss the case good bye. The insurance company will later argue that if the victim was really injured they would have treated at the ER, or Urgent Care Centers. When a victim thinks they will be ok in a day or two and/or talks to the insurance

adjuster they are damaging their case to the point that many lawyers will not accept their case. I have explained this in previous article such as “Mr. Gribow, Why Won’t You Accept My Accident Case?” Victims are often afraid of getting in an ambulance or seeing a doctor and getting billed. They do not realize the insurance company for the party at fault will pay for these bills. Most drivers have medical payments coverage in their auto policy and or Health Insurance that will also pay up to the purchased limits/ coverage. Many prospective clients do not know their policy limits or cannot find their policy. It is important to know this information because the other driver may not have insurance. If so we would present an uninsured motorist (UM) claim against our clients own policy...if s/he had UM coverage. It is important to note that a medical provider is primarily concerned about getting paid for his/her work just the same as a hospital or urgent care. If the injured party cannot find their policies they often must resort to using a credit card to pay for treatment. An experienced lawyer can often get treatment on a lien. Insurance companies love holiday claims because claimants do the wrong things that

ultimately reduce the value of their claim. For instance, new claimants may call the insurance company and say things they should not have said. On the other hand, the adjuster may write down things they think they heard the party say. The most important thing the victim can do is to take pictures of their injuries and of their car and video recordings of the witnesses’ statements to the accident with their cell phone camera. Also take pictures of the other driver’s insurance policy and driver’s license. In these scenarios, typically no one has advised the victim that they should see a doctor right away to document the injuries, let alone have the victim prepare a summary of their injuries. When preparing this summary, the victim should write down their symptoms/injuries by starting with the top of their head and moving to the bottom of their toes. Additionally, the victim should see a medical provider they have not seen before. This is because their current medical providers have records that document prior injuries, alcohol or drugs issues, psych referrals, SDT’s, abortions etc. Though these records may have nothing to do with the accident, many jurors will incorrectly think less of the victim on account of these issues.

As a lawyer, I always advise my clients to not post anything on social media following the accident. The last thing you want is for the insurance company to find client’s posts of their playing tennis, golf, running in a marathon etc. while they are allegedly complaining they cannot do anything because of the amount of pain they are encountering. Because of the mistakes and challenges listed above it is hard to maximize the value of an accident case and these cases often result in a smaller settlement. As a result many lawyers will be reluctant to accept these cases. If you have any questions regarding this column or ideas for future columns please contact Dale Gribow 760-837-7500 or dale@ dalegribowlaw.com. DALE GRIBOW - “TOP LAWYER” - Palm Springs Life-(Accidents) 2011-17 “TOP LAWYER”- Inland Empire Magazine Nov 2016 PERFECT 10.0 AVVO Peer Rating DON’T DRINK AND DRIVE, CALL A TAXI OR UBER...IT IS A LOT CHEAPER THAN CALLING ME....SO DRIVE SOBER OR GET PULLED OVER!

November 24 to November 30, 2016

EVENTS

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BY CRAIG MICHAELS

THE ART PLACE AND DVBA HOST 1ST ANNUAL BUILDERS EXPO

he Art Place in the Palm Desert Design District has been a destination for professionals in the home building industry for over 20 years. Many of the business owners and designers at The Art Place work closely with building professionals on remodels, new homes and business construction. It is this relationship between the builders and the designers that are the glue that hold the 1st Annual Builders Expo together. To ensure a balanced and well attended Expo, The Art Place has teamed up with the Desert Valley Builders Association (DVBA) to promote the event valley-wide. The Builders Expo will provide you the opportunity to meet members of the building and construction industry all in one place. You’ll have a chance to listen to exhibitors, try out new products, attend demonstrations and compare features. Education is essential when building a home or business. Seminars and workshops will keep you updated and allow you the chance to speak directly with the experts. Once you finish getting the information you need to build your home or office, you can browse the many boutique shops at The Art place for art and décor to furnish

it. You’ll find everything you need to design your dream home. Choose from a huge selection of fine art, flowers, fabrics, glass, high-end furniture and decor. “The response from the building and design community so far has been overwhelming,” Said jon Fitzhenry of Fitwell Home. Members of the building community realize what a great opportunity this is to build business to business relationships (no pun intended) while showcasing their company. There are still openings for exhibitors but, spaces are booking up quickly In addition to the great shopping, information and entertainment, there will be food, music and raffle prizes! Make sure you like The Art Place on Facebook to stay up to date on other special events! The 1st Annual Builders Expo is scheduled for February 8, 2017 from 4:00pm to 7:00pm @ The Art Place in The Palm Desert Design District. If you would like an application to be a Sponsor, Booth Exhibitor or Food Vendor call: 760 408-9493 or email at: jon@signaturetreatmeants. com. Written by: Craig Michaels Productions (760) 880-3848

HEALTH&FITNESS

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BY DOUG MORIN

EXECUTIVE DIRECTORCV VOLUNTEERS IN MEDICINE INDIO, CA

LEAD US NOT INTO TEMPTATION

et’s face it – a bit of pigging out is expected during the holidays. It’s a tradition, right? Your friends and family have been preparing giant roasts and piles of potatoes with greasy gravy, along with cakes and pies well in advance for the party and you don’t want to hurt their feelings by not eating some of everything and drinking lots of wine. Right? The problem with the holidays isn’t usually the weight gain — the average American gains only one or two pounds in between Thanksgiving and New Year’s — it’s the fact that most people never lose the excess pounds. So in five years you may have gained 10 pounds and in 10 years, 20 pounds. The best course of action? Stop weight gain before it starts – it’s easier than you think. Here are some helpful hints for surviving the onslaught of food: Only purchase food items you intend to eat. Don’t fill your pantry with holiday treats long before the holidays; it is better to avoid the temptation. Don’t go to the party with an empty stomach. Eat something before the party or meal. Sit down when you eat and be mindful of the food you’re eating. If you’re easily tempted, find a distraction.

Chat with children, play with pets, argue about football and skip the hors d’oeuvres. Plan for people who are food-pushers. If you know there are certain people who worry that you don’t have enough food or push what they have made on you, think of a polite way ahead of time. Usually a kind comment like “I’m pacing myself” said with a smile is enough said. But do be mindful of what you’re eating and drinking and stop before you get too full. We all agree that eating is generally a pleasant experience, but for the sake of your body and its well-being, you need to exercise it regularly. The Centers for Disease Control suggests that adults should be active for at least 2½ hours a week, and kids and teens should be active for at least 1 hour a day. Of course that’s a minimum, and with our pleasant winter weather you would do yourself a favor to keep moving outdoors or indoors and encourage your family to stay active. And keep in mind that clean hands are one of the most important steps you can take to avoid getting sick and spreading germs to others, and all you have to do is wash your hands with soap and water.

SPORTS SCENE

November 24 to November 30, 2016

BY FLINT WHEELER

THE BEST TEAMS DON’T ALWAYS MAKE THE BEST BETS.

hat statement rings true in the early workings of the 2016-17 NBA season, where the best teams in the NBA are among the worst wagers basketball bettors could make. And, conversely, the worst teams in the NBA are among the top moneymakers against the spread. Isolating the five teams with the best win/ loss records from the 2015-16 season, we have the Golden State Warriors, San Antonio Spurs, Cleveland Cavaliers, Toronto Raptors and Oklahoma City Thunder. Those five teams have started the new season with a collective 17-20-1 ATS mark, with last year’s NBA Finals contenders - Golden State at 3-5 ATS and the Cleveland Cavaliers at 2-5 ATS – as the biggest money pits to start the schedule.Looking at the bottom of the 2015-16 standings, we have the Philadelphia 76ers, Los Angeles Lakers, Brooklyn Nets, Phoenix Suns, and Minnesota Timberwolves. Considered to be the cellar dwellers of the NBA, these clubs combine for a 24-15-0 ATS (Against The Spread) mark – covering the spread 61.5 percent of the time. The Lakers and Nets are among the top bets in the NBA for the young season at 6-2 ATS while the Suns have started 6-3 ATS as of Thursday November 17th. Of course, this has to do with public perception and sportsbooks tacking on extra points to the spread when these teams are involved - making top teams like the Warriors and Cavs bigger favorites, with the public pounding those elite clubs, while giving bad

squads like the Lakers and Nets extra helpings of points, with NBA bettors fading those poor teams. That my friends is opportunity. -------------------------------------------------And in NFL News… We’re just weeks away from the NFL playoffs, which can only mean one thing: You’re running out of time to place bets on Super Bowl LI. In a chaotic 2016 season, Las Vegas seems to think that the title chase is wide open — mostly. Eleven teams are listed at 25/1 odds or better to win the Super Bowl, yet none of those squads can hold a candle to the overwhelming favorites. Here are 3 teams the Westgate Las Vegas SuperBook thinks stand a chance to win the Super Bowl — excluding the heavy favorite the New England Patriots — and a quick breakdown on whether a bet makes any sense for each team. Seattle Seahawks: 7/1 Worth a bet? Without a doubt. We saw in Week 10 that the Seahawks can more than hang with the Patriots, and the defense should be enough to mask Seattle’s struggles on the offensive line. The only reason not to put a bet on the Seahawks is if you have more faith in another NFC team, such as ... Dallas Cowboys: 7/1 Worth a bet? Only if you believe in destiny, since the Cowboys seem hand-picked by the football gods to have a storybook season. Seriously, though, this is a solid price for the Cowboys. If you can stomach picking America’s Team, I wouldn’t discourage you from making this bet. On top of all that ... Oakland Raiders: 16/1 Worth a bet? If you love roller-coasters the Raiders are well, the Raiders and that says enough. It would be a surprise however that’s what the NFL serves up best. Only the Raiders could win a title the same year they’re making noise about moving to another city.

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BESTFRIENDSFIRST

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BY GAY PATRICIA MATHESON L.M.F.T. & DEAN DEL GIUDICE L.M.F.T.

BEST FRIENDS FIRST, LLC W hat’s the worst mistake a person makes when entering in to a relationship? We think one of the biggest mistakes is moving too fast. When we first started doing therapy twenty years ago, we were stunned when clients would describe their relationships with their significant others. It became clear that many clients had almost nothing in common with their partners, or very little. Some had devolved into actually disliking one another, others settled for living separate lives like roommates. We started asking ourselves how such different individuals got together in the first place. We wanted to know, when a relationship was beginning, were people honestly and openly revealing who they were and what they wanted out of life? Were they discussing their likes and dislikes, values, goals, plans, etc.? We discovered the answer was no, they might have done so in a cursory way, but certainly not in a thorough way. In the flush of infatuation, we all have blinders on. What were the red flags they ignored? We tend to rationalize away troublesome feelings or behaviors so we can immerse ourselves in the thrill of being in love. It feels good so it must be good, and therefore, it must be right. Is this reality? Think of the divorce rate. Ever been swept off your feet only to later ask yourself, “What was I thinking?” It takes a long time to get to know someone; everyone always puts their best foot forward at first. Research has shown those that take a

longer time in the courtship process, have a better prognosis for an enduring, longterm relationship. Think about it like a business. Would you ever buy a business without objectively examining the books, or evaluating the inventory? A thorough assessment is necessary for success, and that takes time and careful consideration. But when it comes to relationships, people generally throw caution to the wind. We’re “swept off our feet” (ah oh). We “fall” in love, losing our heads in the process. Of course, we want to be attracted, chemistry

process. We ask our clients to make a list of the things that are important to them in a partner (traits, characteristics, values); this is a powerful way to shape the screening process. By getting clear about what you want (and what you don’t want), you are keeping your head engaged and watchful. In the dating game, having blinders on is disastrous, while reading reality correctly is your most valuable asset. Taking it slow allows you to observe your potential partner in a variety of different situations. This enables you to get a correct read on reality, statistically upping your odds of success! Contact info: Best Friends First, L.L.C., 42305 Washington Street, Suite 210, Palm Desert, Ca. 92260, (760) 851 5580, bestfriendsfirst.com.

is a necessary component of a spectacular relationship. But we want to give ourselves enough time to engage our heads as well as our hearts, or we are courting failure. Consider this; many companies now do credit checks on prospective employees. Why do they do this? They have learned that if they take more time on the front end in screening, they save precious time and money on the back end. We need to look at dating in the same way. The screening process is vitally important in every area of life, but it’s crucial in the mate selection

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SINGLES ARE SAYING YES TO OLD-FASHIONED MATCHING AND NO TO THE ONLINE DATING WORLD BEST FRIENDS FIRST LAUNCHES NEW SERVICE TO LOCAL RESIDENTS

est Friends First (BFF) fills a need for valley singles looking to meet for a serious, long-term relationship through a more secure process where nothing is done through the internet. Everything is done in person with safety and privacy. Best Friends First just had their ribbon cutting and grand opening on Thursday, November 10, at 42305 Washington Street, Suite 210 in Palm Desert at 4 pm. The idea is the brainchild of Dean Del Giudice and his wife, Gay Matheson who are expert relationship coaches and have been practicing as (MFT) marriage and family therapists for over 20 years. According to Dean Del Giudice, “Over the years, we have heard many comments about how difficult it is to meet a quality partner; some share their fears of growing old alone.”

BFF was created as a solution to the oversaturated and disappointing online dating market with companies like match.com or eHarmony that connect singles through matching algorithms. This method leaves out the personal touch singles are seeking. One of the biggest challenges for many singles is trusting they will find someone who’s seriously looking for a relationship. BFF eliminates that uncomfortable step and makes introductions to someone who’s compatible and seriously looking for a longterm partner. BFF has a novel approach to dating that includes a personal interview, video interview, compatibility test, relationship coaching, video interview shown to prospective matches in person, national criminal background check, and unlimited matches over a 3-year period. The video interview insures that there is a current,

actual, representation of clients and their prospective choices. Introductions are then hand-selected to most closely match the person’s desires for a long-term relationship. The cost for Best Friends First BFF membership is $2,500 for unlimited matches over a 3 three-year period or until someone opts out due to meeting a partner. “We’re focused on introductions based on a true representation of a person’s

personality, desires and compatibility and that just isn’t captured in an online dating profile,” said Gay Matheson. Best Friends First is taking dating back to the basics and making dating less intimidating. Coachella Valley locals can say goodbye to dating profiles and find love the old fashioned way. For more info or to sign up on an interest list go to bestfriendsfirst. com or call 760.851.5580.

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FREE WILL ASTROLOGY

Week of November 24

ARIES (March 21-April 19): “Creative people are at greater risk,” said psychiatrist R. D. Laing, “just as one who climbs a mountain is more at risk than one who walks along a village lane.” I bring this to your attention, Aries, because in the coming weeks you will have the potential to be abundantly creative, as well as extra imaginative, ingenious, and innovative. But I should also let you know that if you want to fulfill this potential, you must be willing to work with the extra tests and challenges that life throws your way. For example, you could be asked to drop a pose, renounce lame excuses, or reclaim powers that you gave away once upon a time. TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Taurus musician Brian Eno has been successful as a composer, producer, singer, and visual artist. Among his many collaborators have been David Byrne, David Bowie, U2, Coldplay, Laurie Anderson, Grace Jones, and James Blake. Eno’s biographer David Sheppard testified that capturing his essence in a book was “like packing a skyscraper into a suitcase.” I suspect that description may fit you during the next four weeks, Taurus. You’re gearing up for some highintensity living. But please don’t be nervous about it. Although you may be led into intimate contact with unfamiliar themes and mysterious passions, the story you actualize should feel quite natural. GEMINI (May 21-June 20): You are free! Or almost free! Or let me put it this way: You could become significantly freer if you choose to be -- if you exert your willpower to snatch the liberating experiences that are available. For example, you could be free from a slippery obligation that has driven you to say things you don’t mean. You could be free from the temptation to distort your soul in service to your ego. You might even be free to go after what you really want rather than indulging in lazy lust for a gaggle of mediocre thrills. Be brave, Gemini. Define your top three emancipating possibilities, and pursue them with vigor and rigor. CANCER (June 21-July 22): Have you been feeling twinges of perplexity? Do you find yourself immersed in meandering meditations that make you doubt your commitments? Are you entertaining weird fantasies that give you odd little shivers and quivers? I hope so! As an analyzer of cycles, I suspect that now is an excellent time to question everything. You could have a lot of fun playing with riddles and wrestling with enigmas. Please note, however, that I’m not advising you to abandon what you’ve been working on and run away. Now is a time for fertile inquiry, not for rash actions. It’s healthy to contemplate adjustments, but not to initiate massive overhauls. LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): “Everybody is dealing with how much of their own aliveness they can bear and how much they need to anesthetize themselves,” writes psychoanalytic writer Adam Phillips. Where do you fit on this scale, Leo? Whatever your usual place might be, I’m guessing that in the coming weeks you will approach record-breaking levels in your ability to handle your own aliveness. You may even summon and celebrate massive amounts of aliveness that you had previously suppressed. In fact, I’ll recklessly speculate that your need to numb yourself will be closer to zero than it has been since you were five years old. (I could be exaggerating a bit; but maybe not!) VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Do you periodically turn the volume down on your mind’s endless chatter and tune into the still, small voice within you? Have you developed reliable techniques for escaping the daily frenzy so as to make yourself available for the Wild Silence that restores and revitalizes? If so, now would be a good time to make aggressive use of those capacities. And if you haven’t attended well to these rituals of self-care, please remedy the situation. Claim more power to commune with your depths. In the coming weeks, most of your best information will flow from the sweet darkness. LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): One of your vices could at least temporarily act as a virtue. In an odd

twist, one of your virtues may also briefly function like a vice. And there’s more to this mysterious turn of events. A so-called liability could be useful in your efforts to solve a dilemma, while a reliable asset might cloud your discernment or cause a miscalculation. I’m riffing here, Libra, in the hopes of stimulating your imagination as you work your way through the paradoxical days ahead. Consider this intriguing possibility: An influence that you like and value may hold you back, even as something or someone you’ve previously been almost allergic to could be quite helpful. SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Between now and the solstice on December 21, you will have extraordinary power to transform into a more practical, well-grounded version of yourself. You may surprise yourself with how naturally you can shed beliefs and habits that no longer serve you. Now try saying the following affirmations and see how they feel coming out of your mouth: “I am an earthy realist. I am a fact-lover and an illusionbuster. I love actions that actually work more than I like theories that I wish would work. I’d rather create constructive change than be renowned for my clever dreams.” SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Despite your sign’s reputation, you Sagittarians don’t always require vast expanses to roam in. You aren’t ceaselessly restless, on an inexhaustible quest for unexpected experiences and fresh teachings. And no, you are not forever consumed with the primal roar of raw life, obsessed with the naked truth, and fiercely devoted to exploration for its own sake. But having said that, I suspect that you may at least be flirting with these extreme states in the coming weeks. Your keynote, lifted from Virginia Woolf’s diary: “I need space. I need air. I need the empty fields round me; and my legs pounding along roads; and sleep; and animal existence.” CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): “If you can’t get rid of the skeleton in your closet,” said George Bernard Shaw, “you had best teach it to dance.” This advice is worthy of your consideration, Capricorn. You may still be unable to expunge a certain karmic debt, and it may be harder than ever to hide, so I suggest you dream up a way to play with it -maybe even have some dark fun with it. And who knows? Your willingness to loosen up might at least alleviate the angst your skeleton causes you -- and may ultimately transform it in some unpredictably helpful way. AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): “No pain, no gain” is a modern expression of an old idea. In a second-century Jewish book of ethics, Rabbi Ben Hei Hei wrote, “According to the pain is the gain.” Eighteenth-century English poet Robert Herrick said, “If little labor, little are our gains: Man’s fate is according to his pains.” But I’m here to tell you, Aquarius, that I don’t think this prescription will apply to you in the coming weeks. From what I can surmise, your greatest gains will emerge from the absence of pain. You will learn and improve through release, relaxation, generosity, expansiveness, and pleasure. PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): The less egotistical you are, the more likely it is that you will attract what you really need. If you do nice things for people without expecting favors in return, your mental and physical health will improve. As you increase your mastery of the art of empathy, your creativity will also thrive. Everything I just said is always true, of course, but it will be intensely, emphatically true for you during the next four weeks. So I suggest you make it a top priority to explore the following cosmic riddle: Practicing unselfishness will serve your selfish goals. Homework: What famous historical personage were you in your past life? If you don’t know or weren’t really, make something up. Testify at Freewillastrology.com. ---------------------------------------Rob Brezsny Free Will Astrology freewillastrology@freewillastrology.com

November 24 to November 30, 2016

MIND,BODY & SPIRIT

“THANK YOU”

BY BRONWYN ISON

hanksgiving is one of my favorite holidays and time of year. Tis’ the season for gratitude, sharing time with loved ones, making memories, and enjoying a delectable meal. Prior to clicking away on my laptop, I pondered whether or not to share a traditional article or not. The decision was simple. This week, I share with you, from my heart, in honor of Thanksgiving, what I am grateful for this holiday. ------------------------------------------------Dear Friends, Fortunately, I have been able to enjoy many Thanksgiving’s. Reflecting upon my childhood, I am grateful to my parents for helping create fond memories while growing up. Thanksgiving was always a special time spent with loved ones. Everyone helped in the kitchen. We each had a duty. As a child, I helped peel potatoes and assisted in making the pumpkin pies. Post the big feast, we played games, we laughed, and I got to stay up late. I am so blessed to have these memories. With all the hustle and bustle of the world today it is easy to miss what is truly important. My parents made family a priority. To this day there isn’t anything more important than continuing to make memories with my family. As a mother, my daughters are the greatest loves of my life. I’m blessed and grateful for two healthy, beautiful, and loving girls. I am grateful for a kind, selfless, and supportive

family who adore my daughters. Without a doubt my family is influential in my successes. I extend gratitude to each and every person who is and has been a part of Evolve Yoga. Five years ago I embarked on my journey of entrepreneurship. I hadn’t a clue what I was getting myself into at the time. I took a risk, rolled with the punches, dedicated myself wholeheartedly, and there isn’t one thing I would change. The lessons I have learned and all I have experienced as being a business owner… nobody can ever take this beautiful journey away form me. I am grateful to every teacher who has inspired others at Evolve. Of course, Evolve Yoga thrives because of the incredible community support I have received all these years. I am thankful to each and every person who has walked through the studio doors. Never in my wildest dreams did I ever think Evolve would have evolved into the studio it has become. I thank you from the bottom of my heart. This is only a brief but laconic letter of gratitude. Might I encourage you to take a few moments and consider what you are grateful for this Thanksgiving. Wishing you a very Happy Thanksgiving. Love, laugh, and make a memory. Blessings, - Bronwyn Bronwyn Ison is the owner of Evolve Yoga. e-volveyoga.com 760.564.YOGA

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BY DR PETER KADILE

Dr. Peter M. Kadile is Board Certified in Family Medicine. He has an integrative, osteopathic medical practice and is also known as the local, house call doctor; Desert House Call Physician. He is on staff at Eisenhower Medical Center and medical director for Serenity Hospice. His office is located in beautiful Old Town La Quinta, 78-100 Main Street, Suite 207, La Quinta, CA 92253. (760) 777-7439. DesertHouseCalls@aol.com. deserthousecalldoc.com.

TURKEY DAY ADVICE

Dr. Kadile, my relatives get sleepy after eating the Thanksgiving meal. Is it true turkey can put you to sleep? - Roger, Indio Roger, I think we are taught as children, that eating turkey will cause sleepiness because it contains tryptophan. Tryptophan is an amino acid that enters the brain and forms serotonin, which then gets converted to the sleep inducing hormone melatonin. But research has shown that turkey doesn’t trigger sleep anymore than other foods. Gram for gram, cheddar cheese actually contains more tryptophan than turkey does. So why do we get sleepy after eating a big Thanksgiving meal? It has to do with the large amounts of carbohydrates and alcohol associated with the celebration. The large amounts of stuffing, mashed potatoes, pumpkin pie, deserts, cocktails, beer and wine will trigger the release of insulin which will lower your blood sugar. The sudden decline in blood sugar can cause lethargy and drowsiness. The insulin will also remove most amino acids from the blood, except tryptophan, allowing tryptophan to enter the brain and ultimately form melatonin. So basically, any big meal containing tryptophan and a lot of carbohydrates can trigger sleepiness, not just turkey. And don’t forget, if alcohol is part of your Thanksgiving dinner, it can also trigger sleepiness. Doc, I’ve been having a lot of heartburn lately. I don’t want to take medication for it, what can I do? - Matthew, La Quinta Matthew, heartburn is usually a symptom of gastroesophageal reflux disease (GERD). The discomfort of reflux is caused by the upward backflow of stomach acid, bile, ingested liquids and foods into the esophagus. GERD symptoms commonly manifest as a burning type pain or discomfort that moves up from your stomach to the middle of your chest. The pain can also

move into your throat. Other symptoms can be nausea after eating, frequent belching or burping, and bloating. Constantly having to clear your throat or persistent coughing can also be due to GERD. While there are effective over the counter medications out there, they should only be for short term use only. Long term use of proton pump inhibitor medications, such as, Prilosec, Prevacid, Nexium, Protonix, can adversely affect the stomach’s absorption of vitamins and minerals. Anemia and increased risk of bone fractures may result from long term use of these medications. Along with another class of medications called H2 blockers (Tagamet, Zantac, Pepcid), chronic long term use of these heartburn or reflux meds interferes with the stomach’s ability to properly absorb nutrients. Just think, the stomach needs an acid environment to break down proteins for digestion. Lifestyle modifications are an important component in treating GERD and can decrease dependence on medications that have potential adverse side effects. • Maintain a reasonable weight • Avoid eating tomatoes, garlic, and onions. Also refrain from chocolate, peppermint, citrus fruits and fatty or oily foods • Avoid coffee, tea alcohol and soft drinks • Eat smaller meals more frequently instead of three large meals a day. Do not lie down after meals. • Do not eat for at least 2-3 hours before bedtime. Elevate the head of the bed about 6 inches.( It’s usually better to elevate the head of the bed instead of just laying on an extra pillow) • Get plenty of exercise and rest. • Do not smoke. • Try not to take any aspirin, ibuprofen (Advil, Motrin) or naprosyn (Aleve). • Consider a trial of probiotics since imbalance of the stomach’s “bacteria” may cause symptoms of reflux.

LIFE & CAREER COACH BY SUNNY SIMON

TIPS FOR STAYING PRODUCTIVE

y client walked in my office with a long face and a lackluster greeting. Noticing the gloomy aura I inquired about the cause. Madison’s complaint was a recent lack of productivity. It appears the entire week was fraught with stops and starts, lots of interruptions, project stalls and no substantive progress. I could relate. We’ve probably all had those upside down unproductive days that sometimes last a week. Getting back on track requires operational changes. Obviously we are doing something wrong if we end the day in frustration. Like many individuals, Madison’s nature is helpful and accommodating. Although that is an admirable quality, we must set limits. Around the clock availability is an invitation for others to interrupt taking focus away from the task at hand. Change that dynamic by not saying yes to every request. Politely give the signal you are in the middle of an important project and need to stay focused. Timing is everything. Our internal clock plays a large role in how much we accomplish during a given day. Be aware of peak times. If morning is when your engine runs best, schedule the heavy lifting activities for early in the day. In doing so, power through a 90 minute segment, then take a ten minute break to refresh. Enjoy a psychological boost by creating momentum in the early hours

of the day. Flex your delegation muscles. During our session, we found Madison’s delegation skills severely lacking. Simply put, if you can hand off a task to someone else, do so. When feeling stressed and overwhelmed, look around. Zero in on a set of helping hands and stop trying to go it alone. Meetings can be a big time killer. Sure, many are mandatory, but not all. I suggested my client review her schedule of the upcoming week and decide what meetings could be shortened or even eliminated. When involved in compulsory meetings, assign a time keeper and a facilitator to keep all participants focused on the agenda. If you’re consistently planted behind your desk, you’re doing it wrong. Sprinkle five minute “walk-abouts” throughout your day. Not only does this get your blood pumping, but your thoughts receive a mini vacation. Scientific studies report that brief mental breaks help you stay focused. At our next session, Madison reported she aced her work week by employing productivity strategies. Small changes can lead to big success. Give it a try. Power through the week, and like Madison, you’ll have reason to celebrate the weekend. Sunny Simon is the owner of Raise the Bar High Life and Career Coaching and the author of the blog, www.lifeonthesunnyside.net

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