Coachella Valley Weekly - December 12 to December 18, 2019 Vol. 8 No. 39

coachellavalleyweekly.com • December 12 to December 18, 2019 Vol. 8 No. 39

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CAMFest

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Animal Benefit Concert at Gadi’s

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Yawning Man

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Mandi Witkower

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Catalan

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CONTENTS

Wildest Restaurant + Bar ...........................3 Breaking The 4th Wall - Mary Poppins...... 5 Mark's Place................................................ 6 3rd Annual CAMFest.................................. 6 Animal Benefit Concert at Gadi's ............. 7 Yawning Man.............................................. 7 DON'T BE CLUELESS IN THE CV ........... 8-9 Consider This - Geoff Pearlman.............. 10 Business Profile - Mandi Witkower ........ 11 Travel Tips 4 U - Port of Ilwaco................ 11 Pet Place ................................................... 12 The Vino Voice ......................................... 13 Club Crawler Nightlife ...................... 14-15 Pamered Palate - Catalan........................16 Good Grub - Taco Gonzalez .....................17 Brewtality .................................................17 Screeners ................................................. 18 Book Review............................................. 19 Safety Tips ................................................19 Haddon Libby ........................................... 21 Dale Gribow.............................................. 21 Swag For The Soul ................................... 23 Health ....................................................... 23 Mind, Body & Spirit.................................. 24 Free Will Astrology ................................. 24 Cannabis Corner ...................................... 26

EL PASEO IS GOING WILD! WILDEST TO OPEN DECEMBER 20

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he old adage goes “you are what you eat,” so why not try to be the very best that you can be? This season, there’s a new restaurant on El Paseo that is the first in health-conscious fine dining in the Coachella Valley. Wildest Restaurant + Bar strives to blur the lines between flavorful and nutritious food options, proving that you can have cuisine that is both tasty and good for you.

Taking charge in this new culinary venture is desert chef extraordinaire Eric Wadlund and his partners businessman Bill Hay and President of Farley Interlocking Pavers, Charissa Farley. The three professionals have come together to revive what was formerly known as Wildest Greens, and

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transform it to a new restaurant that exudes a fresh, sexy, and fun atmosphere.

“People want good quality food at decent prices, but we also want to ensure great service. That’s what they’ll be getting at Wildest,” said Wadlund.

Wadlund has an extensive amount of expertise and recognitions under his belt, proving to be the perfect chef to be at the helm of this project. He has been immersed in the culinary arts his entire life, as his father was a baker. He has cooked for the likes of royalty and presidents—both at the White House and locally at Sunnylands.

Wadlund co-authored the cookbook, “Palm Springs Flavor” in 2007 and has worked at various establishments

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BY CRYSTAL HARRELL throughout the Coachella Valley, like Rattlesnake at Trump 29 Casino, Azur, his own Beefsteak Restaurant, Spencer’s Restaurant, and Toscana Country Club.

He was awarded Best Chef of the valley multiple times. In addition to his impressive repertoire, Wadlund has also been chosen as one of CV Weekly’s Top 12 Most Interesting and Influential Men in the Valley for 2020.

“Something else that sets Eric apart from other chefs is that often times they can be temperamental, but Eric compliments our personalities very well. All our different temperaments are combined and put into a pressure cooker. The end result is like a reality show, but Eric is the grace under pressure,” added Farley.

Charissa Farley plays just as pivotal a role as Wadlund, with a passion for nutritional science and ethno-botany. As an important local personality and business-savvy individual, Farley brings a new perspective as the trio reincarnates Wildest Restaurant + Bar into the next dining hotspot.

“I own multiple companies, one of them being my own paving company, so we’re used to being at the end of jobs when everything can be chaotic. That’s why I came into this with all the tools to manage what happens at the end of the construction process,” stated Farley.

“It was a team effort. We all came up with it organically. We all know the restaurant scene in the Coachella Valley, and were ready for the challenge. We did something that would normally take six months in just two months,” explained Wadlund.

Wildest is set to open to the public on December 20. continue to page 5

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WILDEST RESTUARANT + BAR continued from page 3

“We’re all confident, brave, and most importantly, we respect each other. We all know our jobs, but we are also willing to let each other know when something isn’t a good idea. It’s a very open communication,” revealed Wadlund.

The wildest menu is committed to wild caught seafood, grass-fed meats, locally sourced produce, as well as plant-based and gluten free options, including whole roasted cauliflower and a plant-based chicken with roasted potatoes, Brussels sprouts, and cranberries for a seasonal menu with a holiday flare.

An in-house “possible burger” as well as all of the other plant based items, are made in house. Their goal is to have innovate cuisine you could eat every day.

A vast assortment of exceptional wines will also be available at Wildest, as Bill Hay himself is a connoisseur of French wine.

All spirits will be made in-house, including juices, kombucha, and handcrafted cocktails.

Guaranteed freshness is ensured with a seasonal menu that is subject to change based on the best times of availability for certain ingredients. With a health-conscious

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fine dining experience like Wildest, the goal is to remove the stigma that comes with eating healthy and expecting the dish to taste bland or lack flavor.

“There’s so much butter and excessive fat that goes into a lot of the food we eat. If we can pay attention and offer a healthier alternative that tastes just as good or even better, we have done our job,” explained Wadlund.

Jeffrey Jones and Steven Love of Egg and Dart, and Terrance Ross Construction were major players in creating the new sleek design of Wildest.

A major motif that will be found in the interior of the restaurant will be the inclusion of wild extinct animals in the design. This is not only a nod to the “Wildest” name of the establishment, but also done in tribute to the former owner, famed philanthropist and film actress Denise DuBarry-Hay who passed away.

“Wildest is very much a labor of love for each other, and for Denise. This is to show that we didn’t just close the restaurant and run. We wanted to keep Denise’s vision alive, and even push it further to new heights,” said Farley.

‘MARY POPPINS’

f you love being swept away with imagination practically perfect theatrical experiences, then look no further than Desert Theatreworks current production of Mary Poppins, a stage musical based on the children’s books written by Pamela Lyndon (P.L.) Travers. Travers was Australian and English writer, who said that the character of Mary Poppins came from stories she made up for her sisters when they were all children. The first book of the series was originally published in 1934. In 1993, theatrical producer Cameron Mackintosh met with Tavers, and acquired the rights to develop a stage play adaptation of her Mary Poppins books.

The stage production included music and lyrics by Richard M. and Robert B. Sherman, with additional music and lyrics by George Stiles and Anthony Drew and script by Julian Fellowes, as well as original songs from the 1964 Disney film of the same name.

Desert Theatreworks kicked off the evening with a medley of holiday songs performed by their creative Kidsworks Company. This incredibly talented group of young singers will

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have you instantaneously in the holiday spirit.

Mary Poppins is the story of the Banks family who live in Edwardian era London, (1901-1910.) Things are not going well for the family, the children, Jane (Miracle Franco) and Michael, (Brayden Gravdahl) are out of control and going through nanny’s faster than a new one can be found. Jane and Michael have their own ideas about what sort of caretaker they should have, while their parents, George (Michael Pacas) and Winifred (Katrina Dixon) insist on someone strict for the job. The children write up a wish list of qualities they want in a governess. Their father tears it up and throws it in the fire and within minutes, a mysterious young woman named Mary Poppins, (Michelle Mendoza) appears at their doorstep, with the children’s list of qualifications in her hand. The family reluctantly finds that she’s the answer to their prayers, but in the most peculiar way.

Mary Poppins takes the children on many fantastical and memorable adventures, along the way introducing them to her friend Bert, (James Owens,) a Chimney Sweep and other

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magical characters, as profound life lessons are learned. Even the grown-ups learn a lesson or two from the nanny who advises that “anything can happen if you let it.”

It’s near impossible to hear the iconic songs from this show and not immediately smile….

“A spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down.” Bravo to Music Director, Don Kelly.

Michelle Mendoza in the title role of Mary Poppins was pure magic. She immediately

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took control of the show when she appeared and her absence was sorely noted in each scene staged without her. Mendoza, brings this fictitious character to life and makes us all wish we had such a mysterious and brilliant educator when we were growing up.

James Owens, was charming and engaging as the chimney sweeper Bert. What wonderful chemistry Mary and Bert shared.

Karen Schmitt, as Miss Andrews the terrifying former nanny of George Banks, ruled the stage each time she entered. Every optimistic story has to have an evil doer and Schmitt plays this role to perfection.

Rebecca Havely, makes her return to the director’s chair for this wonderfully elaborate production and infuses much of her own magical style in the staging and character presentation of this show. With so many characters, she does wonders with ensuring that each scene flows like silk into the next. I especially loved seeing Mary Poppins fly off, as her umbrella slowly disappeared through the exit. Stacy Casaluci-Grenroc’s choreography brought real energy to this show and Daniel Gray’s set design was spit spot.

Lance and Ron Phillips Martinez have produced another winner with this production. If you’re looking for a Supercali fragilisticexpialidocious, experience. This is definitely the show to see.

Mary Poppins, can be seen through December 22nd, at The Indio Performing Arts Center, located at 45175 Fargo St, Indio, CA. For show and ticket info: dtworks.org Dee Jae Cox is a playwright, director and producer. She is the Cofounder and Artistic Director for The Los Angeles Women’s Theatre Project. losangeleswomenstheatreproject.org palmspringstheatre.com

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FILM

DESERT-BASED SITCOM “MARK’S PLACE” SLATED FOR 2020

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he Coachella Valley has been home to an assortment of film projects and shoots throughout the years, and adding to that list is the currently-in-production web series sitcom, Mark’s Place, directed, produced, and written by Sonny Vellozzi. The plot follows an Italian hit man from Chicago who relocates with the help of The Witness Protection Program to Palm Springs to open up an Irish Pub. Antics ensue with a comical cast of characters and situations.

Vellozzi has been in the entertainment business for 20 years—lending his hand to various projects for television, radio, and film.

Whether as an actor, writer, or director, he has always exhibited a passion for filmmaking, even as he and his wife moved from Philadelphia 14 months ago.

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Mark’s Place was a project that came about after Vellozzi had co-written a script that took place in Joshua Tree called Desert Dick, a comedy centering on a ranger in the famous National Park. While so far only being able to accumulate half of the budget needed for the film, Vellozzi started to pen the script for Mark’s Place, having experience in the web series medium by previously working on the comedy series Finders Keepers a few years ago.

“While working on Finders Keepers in Philadelphia, I had variety of actors and crew members at my disposal. The film community in Philadelphia is very collaborative and open to working together on projects. When I moved to Palm Springs, I knew it wouldn’t be feasible to have those actors come in on this project, so I made it a very local project,” said

Vellozzi.

In regards to Vellozzi’s inspiration while creating the concept for Mark’s Place, he found the shared similarity of feeling like a fish out of water in a new location to be the driving force of the narrative.

“Philly is a place where people mostly stay, but in Palm Springs, it was an entirely different experience for me. You have people from all over—Canada, Chicago, or Seattle—and writing the script, I just kept thinking how I was feeling as an Italian American guy from South Philly. It’s an entirely different vibe than what I was used to. It kind of felt like I was in the Witness Protection Program in a way,” explained Vellozzi.

The casting process for Mark’s Place involved Vellozzi networking with a group of Palm Springs-based actors through Facebook, even before moving to the Coachella Valley. It was through there he was able to find the right people to portray the characters, including Marcus Lantero who plays the title character of Mark, and Domingo Winstead, who plays the character of Billy Stogden, one of the first Palm Springs actors he came in contact with on Facebook.

“When I’m casting for a project, not only do I choose from professionals I’ve worked with before, but I also try to just pick people I know in real life who I think would be great for the part. If I think they can bring something really special to a character or if they’re naturally

BY CRYSTAL HARRELL funny, I’ll ask them to memorize a few lines or improvise to see if we can get something going,” stated Vellozzi.

The humor found in Mark’s Place implements the same style of dry humor found in some of Vellozzi’s favorite shows like Seinfeld and Curb Your Enthusiasm, while also integrating some elements of dark humor found in The Sopranos.

“As far as drama goes, I’m a big fan of Martin Scorsese and Brian De Palma. I’d also have to say that Robert De Niro and Al Pacino are my favorite actors, so if I was ever stuck on a deserted island with all their movies to tide me over, I’d be fine with that,” revealed Vellozzi.

The cast and crew of Mark’s Place have been dedicated to the project and are looking forward to showcasing the local acting and film talent in the Coachella Valley to audiences worldwide.

“Anytime we as actors get in front of the camera, we always just try to have fun and put our best efforts towards a project. I’m really proud of Mark’s Place and the people I worked with. I think audiences are really going to enjoy it,” stated Domingo Winstead, who plays an undercover FBI agent posing as the manager of Mark’s Place.

Mark’s Place is expected to have six episodes in the first season with an anticipated release date towards the end of January of next year on Amazon Prime Video.

3RD ANNUAL CAMFEST – CHILDREN’S ART & MUSIC FESTIVAL

ccording to a recent report by the National Assembly of State Arts Agencies (NASAA) (2019), art funding throughout the years has decreased 43.4 percent in the United States.

In its 3rd year, CAMFest is one way the Desert Sands Educational Foundation is answering back to the lack of financial support being provided by state and federal resources.

Last year’s event had approximately 7,500 in attendance with over 1,000 student performers. This year’s event will once again take place this Saturday 12/14 at Indian Wells Tennis Garden from 9:30 a.m. to 4 p.m. As host of CAMFest, the DSEF provides several stages featuring performances from both professional musicians and elementary, middle school and high school students from schools throughout Desert Sands Unified School District displaying their talents through art, music, dance, short film, theatre, photography and videography.

Tickets are available on-line up until the day of the event; $10 adult pre-sale ($20 adult at the gate) $3 per child (3-18 yrs.). You can purchase here: officialcamfest.org. Proceeds to benefit children in Desert Sands Arts and Music Programs.

The DSEF secures funding and awards money to provide supplemental resources that enrich and enhance student learning in DSUSD. Proceeds from CAMFest will be used to amplify music and art programs for children in the 34 schools in DSUSD. As stated earlier, funding for the arts is limited in our schools and they must rely on fundraising efforts and grant money. Everyone enjoys music, whether through listening, singing or playing

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an instrument. The importance of music and art instruction, and its correlation to improved academic performance is well-documented and evidence-based. The community’s support is key in helping to make CAMFest successful and to expand music and art instruction for our children.

All schools in DSUSD, K-12, were invited to participate in this unique event showcasing band, choir, and recorder programs, etc.

Student artwork will also be displayed.

The CAMFest goal is to have each school represented. School and informational booths, food vendors, private music teachers, and a holiday raffle will also be featured.

ARTIST PERFORMANCE SCHEDULE: Front Gate Entrance Scott Carter 9:40-10:40 a.m.

Michael Keeth / Quinn Keeth 11-12 p.m.

Michael James 12:20-1:20 p.m.

Courtney Chambers 1:40-2:40 p.m.

Red Main Stage Kainga Music (Steel Pan) 9:45 - 10:45 a.m.

AMP 11-11:30 a.m.

AMP 11:35-12 p.m.

AMP 12:05-12:25 p.m.

Mark Gregg Band 1-2 p.m.

Kevin Henry, Sr. Band 2-3 p.m.

East Goes West Band 3-4 p.m.

We spoke with several of the notable desert musicians performing to ask about their participation.

MARK GREGG - “I love organizations like Academy of Music Performance (AMP) and CAMFest. More music for the kids is always a good thing. I’ve got a great 7-piece band this year including Misty Howell on vocals, Rob Martinez on bass and vocals, Tony Patler on keys and vocals, Tony Bolivar on sax and flute, Ric Grea on percussion and Mitchem Michael Patrick on drums. I’m looking forward to it.

It’s all to promote kids and music. AMP will

be performing in several configurations along with local luminaries.”

SCOTT CARTER - “Performing at CAMFest has been one of the most fulfilling projects I’ve been asked to be involved in. We professional musicians volunteer our time and artistry to help young, aspiring musicians and artists to progress, improve and perform through combined performances and individual performances. Some young people don’t get opportunities to perform on larger stages at larger events, CAMFest offers that platform.

The festival grows larger every year. Now going into year number three, I see nothing but growth and greater opportunities for youthful musicians and artists.”

MICHAEL KEETH - “I’m honored and excited to play for CAMFest this year. It’s a great organization and I’m thrilled to play a set with my daughter Quinn!”

COURTNEY CHAMBERS - “The arts are just as important as math and science. It’s incredibly important for our youth to get a well-rounded and complete education and the arts are very much included in that.”

WILL STURGEON - “AMP is excited to participate in the third year of CAMFest. On top of having our three AMP Fall performance bands playing on the Main Stage this year, we’re running a third year of our Music Zoo, with support from Hot Purple Energy, where anyone attending the festival, young and old, can come play the instruments we have set up.

Visit us at the AMP Music Zoo all day and catch our AMP bands on the Main Red Stage around 11am!” officialcamfest.org desertsandsef.org

LOCAL MUSIC

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reg Gendron is at it once more in the name of animal rights. This Saturday, December 14th at 2pm at Gadi’s Bar and Grill 56193 29 Palms Highway in Yucca Valley, music artists from the Low and High Deserts will come together to raise money for Animal Authority Rescue Team (A.A.R.T.), a veteran-owned and operated nonprofit organization providing emergency and nonemergency services to any and all animals, the Morongo Basin Humane Society (M.B.H.S.), a no-kill animal shelter and Animal Action League (A.A.L.), an organization that actively promotes spaying and neutering to help alleviate the suffering that being unwanted brings to dogs and cats.

The FREE and ALL-AGES event will feature several styles of music including Acoustic, Alternative, Rock, Punk and Metal. There is a suggested donation of $10 but no one will be turned away, any amount will be gladly appreciated. 100% of all donations go to the High Desert organizations.

The local line-up of artists is diverse enough to attract a wide-ranging crowd. Gendron agreed, “This is an all-ages community event, so there will be something for everybody from soft and mellow to Hard Rock later in the evening. All of the artists are donating their time and talents for the cause.”

Each nonprofit benefiting from the event will be on-hand. Gendron shared, “A.A.R.T., A.A.L., and M.B.H.S. will be there with their own booths answering questions and providing information about what they do and services they offer.”

The organizations rely on donations and community support. In choosing the

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here’s no mistaking the sound of Yawning Man. Since the mid80’s, they have presided over all that is Desert Rock and with the release of their most recent album, Macedonian Lines (2019), Mario Lalli (bass), Gary Arce (guitar) and Bill Stinson (drums) continue to authenticate their siege on our ability to symbolize the Yawning Man sound and formulate our own inferences from the lyricless compositions.

The band recently performed at the Coachella Valley premiere of the critically acclaimed documentary film, Desolation Center, about the origins of the desert music and arts festival movement. The documentary, by filmmaker Stuart Swezey, is the previously untold story of a series of early ‘80s guerrilla music and art performance happenings in Southern California that are recognized to have paved the way for Burning Man, Lollapalooza and the Coachella Music and Arts Festival, collective experiences that have become key elements of popular culture in the 21st century.

Influenced by everything from Psychedelic Rock to Jazz, from Hard Rock to Roots Punk, you could say the sound of Yawning Man is best seen with your inward eye and the state of mind is best felt with your innate intuitiveness.

Macedonian Lines was recorded at Gatos Trail Studio in Joshua Tree, California and released on Heavy Psych Sounds Records.

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BAR & GRILL ANIMALS IN NEED MUSIC BENEFIT GADI’S - DECEMBER 14

beneficiaries for the event, Gendron stayed close to his heart. He shared, “I care deeply for animals. I have always had pets since I was a child, and currently have 3 rescues (2 dogs and 1 cat) that are my kids, my family. I am saddened daily by the inundation of stories, posts, and articles on Facebook about torture, neglect, kill shelters and lost pets.”

Earlier this year, Gendron facilitated a benefit to raise funds for Champion the dog, a pit bull mix in Joshua Tree who was brutally beaten and shot in the face. That event raised over $1,200 to help pay for surgeries and further follow-up care. By all accounts, Champion is doing well and thriving in the High Desert.

Gendron finds it important to give back and has found his calling in helping animals.

He shared, “I personally have a soft spot for animals. I have my own past dysfunction and life experiences that drive me to help however I can. All the bands are gladly donating their time

and performance to this cause.”

ARTIST LINEUP: KRISTEN MARIE HOLLY (Acoustic) - 2pm SINISTER SOUL MINISTER (Acoustic) - 3pm DANA LARSON (Acoustic) - 4pm EMPTY SEAT (Acoustic) - 5pm THE CMFS (Alternative Rock) - 6pm SILVER SKY (Rock) - 7pm DETERMINIZED (Metal) - 8pm STICKY DOLL (Industrial Punk) - 9pm We spoke with several event performers to get their viewpoints on animal rights and the benefit.

The CMFs - “We’ve never been in disagreement of doing benefits in our course of performing, even those for animals. In the past, we’ve played for animal benefits and it’s extraordinary to see the amount of support received towards the cause. Compared to us doing benefits for middle school students, band equipment or anything else, the overall number of supporters for animals outnumbers those profusely. In our opinion, that says a lot about how people think of our animal friends.

Also, with a dog being our band’s mascot, Chaka would prefer that we help his brethren.”

Determinized - “We are honored to be playing this amazing event for a great cause.

We have seen what good the A.A.R.T., A.A.L., and M.B.H.S. have done for our animals and pets in need and we would like to give back to these teams by donating our time to play at this benefit.”

Silver Sky - “We are honored to help support a good cause, to help out animals in need, and to play a good show with a bunch of other great local bands.”

BY NOE GUTIERREZ Kristen Marie Holly - “As a life-long animal lover and rescuer, it’s an honor to contribute to fundraising for animal non-profit organizations.

When a charity’s mission statement brings tears to my eyes, like the A.A.R.T.’s does, when my heart is touched, I know it is a cause worth supporting. The several rescue animals I’ve had throughout my life have been the ones to actually ‘rescue’ me, over and over again, with their licks, cuddles, purrs, and pure unconditional love, asking nothing in return.

Animals have so much to teach us about love if we let them. To have the opportunity to play at a venue as stellar as Gadi’s in the middle of one of the most magical places on earth is just icing on the cake.”

Empty Seat - “Animals are part of the Empty Seat family. Nobody should ever mistreat animals. They are not just pets, they become part of your extended family. If you have ever raised a small baby animal from, they feel you’re the parent, you are their pack. The more you comprehend that and make that loving connection you will truly understand. We love animals. This benefit is a feel-good show. We need to love them and find them good homes.

We are happy to contribute to the solution.”

Learn more about the organizations below: animalactionleague.net mbhumanesociety.com animalauthorityrescueteam.org

CV WEEKLY YAWNING MAN – MACEDONIAN LINES THE ALBUM REVIEW It is 31 minutes of sophisticated musicality interlaid with fluctuating and vulnerable song writing. The fact that many of the songs were refined in a live setting then fulfilled in the studio shows their organic approach to instrumental music.

Below is the Coachella Valley Weekly album review: Virtual Funeral – Lalli’s lush bass is the first indication of where we’re headed. If we could only view the scenes of the movie with this as the soundtrack, we could enhance our perception of Virtual Funeral. Arce’s easily recognizable guitar marches through progressions that lay on top of Lalli’s bottom and Stinson’s insistent drum fills. The piano is planetary and there’s a polychromaticesque feeling of traveling through space.

Macedonian Lines – The moderate tempo continues here. It’s the soundtrack to nature. Arce’s melodic finger-style guitar playing radiates here. The video is a transcendent time-lapsed video of images from the High and Low Desert. It includes shots of the night sky in Joshua Tree and views of what looks to be the San Jacinto Mountain range with live footage of the band interspersed. The song feels as if it was written for the ambient outdoors of a Greek kingdom.

Melancholy Sadie – The overcast bass and drum intro duplicates the song title. Once again, a dreamy-tempo song to build from.

Once Stinson hits the hi-hats, the song takes on a different mode and once he returns

to the ride the mourning is redistributed.

There’s an ebb and flow of this track to be acknowledged. To the untrained ear, Arce’s playing can be mistaken for the soft playing of a piano; that’s the idiosyncratic style of his playing. I imagine the likeness of a sad princess who is neither happy nor sad.

Bowie’s Last Breath – Now this is the song that takes me to the desert. The passing of meteoroids as the almost painted landscape remains dormant. The absolute performance of guitar, bass and drums. This is why Yawning Man remains germane to the Rock world.

I’m Not A Real Indian (But I Play One On TV) – I’ll be sure to ask Lalli about the title to this song as well as its significance.

Traveling in neutral here, Yawning Man is the thinking man’s band. The mirrors in the mind necessary to process and sympathize

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with this tune are many.

I Make Wierd Choices – “Wierd” is right.

The intro bass line on its own is spellbinding.

Arce duplicates the melody celestially.

Stinson’s faithful drumming allows for Lalli and Arce to move as they wish. The humble melody is contagious. When Stinson diverges from his timekeeping, he provides us a peek into the blatant passion for drumming.

Argentina Tour 2019 Dec. 10 - 14, 2019 Australian & New Zealand Tour Jan. 19 - Feb. 1, 2020 Find more information below: yawningman.com desolationcenter.com YAWNING MAN - Macedonian Lines (official video) HEAVY PSYCH SOUNDS Records: youtu.be/UFjHZA1Oo7A

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CALENDAR FOR DECEMBER 12 – 18, 2019 CASINOS

Agua Caliente Resort Casino Spa Mix 100.5 Merry FitzMas! Thursday, Dec. 12 7pm Tickets FREE 888-999-1995 – hotwatercasino.com Mix 100.5 presents a “Merry FitzMas” Acoustic Lounge with Fitz and the Tantrums at The Show. You are invited to donate to Coachella Valley Rescue Mission by bringing unwrapped toys and nonperishable food items to the concert.

Agua Caliente Resort Casino Spa Chris Isaak Friday, Dec. 13 8pm Tickets 50.00, 60.00, 70.00, 275.00 888-999-1995 – hotwatercasino.com Celebrate the 30th anniversary of “Heart Shaped World” with Chris! His third album, released in 1989, featured the Top 10 hit “Wicked Game.”

Fantasy Springs Resort Casino A Charlie Brown Christmas Saturday, Dec. 14 8pm Tickets 39.00, 49.00, 69.00 800-827-2946 – fantasyspringsresort.com Everyone’s favorite Peanuts television special comes to life at the Special Events Center. “A Charlie Brown Christmas Live On Stage” celebrates the timeless holiday classic, as Charlie, Snoopy, Lucy, Linus and the rest of the Peanuts gang discover the true meaning of the season. Each ticket includes $10 in FREE Slot Play!

Spotlight 29 Casino Femmes of Rock Saturday, Dec. 14 8pm Tickets 25.00, 35.00, 45.00 760-775-5566 – spotlight29.com Femmes of Rock, starring the Bella Electric Strings, features the music of AC/DC, ELO, Queen, Led Zeppelin, The Eagles, Jimi Hendrix, Prince, Metallica, David Bowie, Pink Floyd and more! The violin string quartet is led by rock violinist, arranger and founder Nina DiGregorio and joined by electric violinists Christina Riegert, Carissa Werner and Chandra Meibalane. The group is also backed by a band with Michael Licata (drums), John Wedemeyer (guitar) and Michael Kelly (bass). The Bella Strings have performed with stars such as Beyoncé, Rod Stewart, Shakira and Stevie Wonder. 21+.

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THEATRE

Desert Rose Playhouse Christmas with the Crawfords Thu, Dec. 12 7pm / Fri, Dec 13 8pm Tickets 34.00, 37.00 760-202-3000 –

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desertroseplayhouse.org It’s Christmas Eve at Joan Crawford’s Brentwood mansion and Joan, Christina, and Christopher are awaiting the arrival of Hedda Hopper for a very special live radio broadcast! Unfortunately for Joan, she’s about to receive a houseful of celebrity guests, most of whom are on their way to a big bash at Gary Cooper’s house next door. Joan’s unwelcomed guests include Judy Garland, Katherine Hepburn, Gloria Swanson, and Ethel Merman, just to name a few. They sing and dance their way into your hearts! But not the heart of Ms. Joan Crawford, who unbeknownst to everyone has an upcoming audition for Warner Brother’s Studios. A SCREEN TEST! And it’s gotten her into very unholiday like mood.

Palm Canyon Theatre The King & I Thursday, Dec. 12 7pm / Friday, Dec. 13 8pm / Saturday, Dec. 14 8pm / Sunday, Dec. 15 2pm Tickets 32.00, 36.00 760-323-5123 – palmcanyontheatre.org East versus West makes for a dramatic, richly textured and ultimately uplifting tale of enormous fascination. It is 1862 in Siam when an English widow, Anna Leonowens, and her young son arrive at the Royal Palace in Bangkok, having been summoned by the King to serve as tutor to his many children and wives. With both keeping a firm grip on their respective traditions and values, Anna and the King grow to understand and, eventually, respect one another, in a truly unique love story.

Desert Theatreworks Disney’s Mary Poppins The Broadway Musical Thursday, Dec. 12 7:30pm / Friday, Dec. 13 7:30pm / Saturday, Dec. 14 2pm & 7:30pm / Sunday, Dec. 15 2pm Tickets 25.00, 30.00, 32.00 760-980-1455 – dtworks.org This holiday musical, winner of 44 major theatre awards from around the globe, has captivated audiences for generations, and now the enchanting story, unforgettable songs and breathtaking production numbers will dazzle and delight theatergoers of all ages. Believe in the magic and discover a world where anything can happen if you let it! Rated G. McCallum Theatre The Desert Symphony Holiday Extravaganza Starring Michael Andrew Thursday, Dec. 12 8pm Tickets 85.00, 120.00, 130.00 760-340-2787 – mccallumtheatre.com Back by popular demand, Michael Andrew will usher in the most wonderful time of the year.

Theatre Too (Palm Desert Campus) Twelfth Night Friday, Dec. 13 7pm / Saturday, Dec. 14 7pm / Sunday, Dec. 15 3pm Tickets 15.00, 20.00 760-346-8041 – collegeofthedesert.edu A romantic comedy unlike any other, William Shakespeare’s play “Twelfth Night” will be performed by College of the Desert’s Performing Arts.

Annenberg Theatre - Palm Springs Art Museum A Celtic Christmas with Eric Rigler & Dirk Freymuth Friday, Dec. 13 8pm Tickets 53.00 760-322-4800 – psmuseum.org “World’s Most Recorded Piper” Eric Rigler (Titanic, Josh Groban, Faith Hill, Phil Collins) and multi-talented string player/ producer Dirk Freymuth (John Gorka, The Kottonmouth Kings, The Baroque Orchestra of Ireland) team-up to create a soundscape of Celtic holiday cheer. Featuring a mixture of traditional Celtic music, themes from Eric’s film & television soundtracks, and songs of the Christmas tradition from the British Isles, Ireland and other Celtic nations, the evening will deliver a sublime musical experience. Joining them will be Stephanie Bennett on Celtic harp (Adele, Paul McCartney, Outlander), and special guest Nuala Kennedy from Dundalk, Ireland on vocals & flute (Celtic Connections, Will Oldham, The Alt, Oirialla).

McCallum Theatre Colors of Christmas Starring Peabo Bryson, Oleta Adams, Jody Watley and Bebe Winans Friday, Dec. 13 8pm Tickets 65.00, 90.00, 120.00 760-340-2787 – mccallumtheatre.com America’s favorite Christmas Concert for the past 26 years! “The Colors of Christmas” is a special holiday event that will touch the hearts of people of all ages.

The main curtain reveals four great artists: Peabo Bryson, Oleta Adams, Jody Watley and Bebe Winans. After the introduction, the show officially gets started with ‘Colors of Christmas’ artists each performing a solo segment which includes hit songs and classic Christmas songs such as: “Oh Holy Night,” “The Christmas Song,” “Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas,” “Joy To The World,” “Hark, The Herald Angels Sing!” and “Hallelujah.”

Annenberg Theatre - Palm Springs Art Museum CK Dance Company “The Nutcracker” Sat, Dec. 14 7:30pm / Sun, Dec. 15 2pm Tickets 25.00, 30.00 760-322-4800 – psmuseum.org The ballet by Pyotr Tchaikovsky is a story about a girl who befriends a nutcracker that comes to life on Christmas Eve – and wages a battle against the evil Mouse King.

McCallum Theatre The Storm Large Holiday Ordeal Saturday, Dec. 14 8pm Tickets 30.00, 60.00, 80.00 760-340-2787 – mccallumtheatre.com Storm Large: musician, actor, playwright,

author, awesome. Genres: Metal, jazz, rock. What better way to celebrate the holiday season than with the infamous and fabulous Storm Large Holiday Ordeal? Now in its 13th year, Storm’s Ordeal will delight you and leave you begging for more of her wicked charm and stunning vocals. Your holidays will never be the same!

McCallum Theatre Voctave – The Spirit of the Season Monday, Dec. 16 7pm Tickets 28.00, 48.00, 68.00 760-340-2787 – mccallumtheatre.com The 11-member a cappella group has professional roots with Walt Disney World entertainment, but their range does not stop there. From gospel music to musical theater, contemporary Christian to barbershop, pop music to choral specialists, Voctave voices have covered it all both in and out of the a cappella realm. Group members have performed all over the world and can be heard on countless recordings. With multiple #1 songs and albums on iTunes, Amazon and Spotify, Voctave has also ranked in the Top 25 on Billboard Magazine’s charts.

Between Facebook and YouTube, they have received more than 100 million views on their videos.

McCallum Theatre Dave Koz – Gifts of the Season Tour Wednesday, Dec. 18 8pm Tickets 60.00, 105.00 760-340-2787 – mccallumtheatre.com Twenty-two years after releasing his first Christmas-themed set, GRAMMY®nominated saxophonist Dave Koz takes a very different stylistic approach on his new holiday album, “Gifts Of The Season” (Just Koz Entertainment, Inc.). The collection brings a buoyant, soul/funk/pop feel to Christmas classics across different eras.

The album also includes one Koz original – “A Prayer For Peace.” “It’s Beginning To Look A Lot Like Christmas” featuring Jonathan Butler is a groovin’, African chantspiced version of the 1950s holiday song.

The “Gifts of the Season Tour” features Koz, Butler, Melissa Manchester, Michael Lington and Chris Walker.

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COMEDY

Moxie Palm Springs Foxie at Moxie Sunday, Dec. 15 7pm Tickets 10.00, 20.00, 25.00. FREE standing room is available at the door – limited first-come, first-served basis.

760-318-9900 – moxiepalmsprings.com Join Morgan McMichaels, Delta Work, Ethylina Canne and Mayhem Miller for one fierce drag show with a rotating cast of super Queens! Featuring local performers, national entertainers and guests from RuPaul’s Drag Race.

Purple Room Supper Club The Judy Show!

Sunday, Dec. 15 5pm Dinner 7pm Show Tickets 25.00, 35.00 760-322-4422 – purpleroompalmsprings.com The Purple Room is one of Palm Springs’ original Rat Pack hangouts. See Michael

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Holmes’ outrageously funny parody of the 1963 CBS television show, “The Judy Garland Show.” The award-winning “The Judy Show” is one of the longest-running and most popular cabaret shows in Southern California – and regularly plays to sold-out houses throughout the US, Mexico and Europe.

The Amigo Room at Ace Hotel & Swim Club Belly Flop Wednesday, Dec. 18 9pm – 11pm Tickets FREE 21+ 760-325-9900 – acehotel.com/ palmsprings Laugh out loud at this weekly stand-up series.

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ART/MUSEUMS

Coachella Valley History Museum Flight Plan: The Birds of Sunnylands Thursday, Dec. 12 10am – 4pm / Saturday, Dec. 14 10am – 4pm / Sunday, Dec 15 1pm – 4pm Tickets FREE 760-342-6651 – cvhm.org This exhibition features birds that reside throughout the valley — or touch down along their migratory route. Over 145 species have been identified at Sunnylands. Photographed by Tim Laman (National Geographic).

Yucca Valley Visual & Performing Arts Center AWAKENING 2019 Thu, Dec. 12 1pm – 6pm / Fri, Dec. 13 1pm – 6pm / Sat, Dec. 14 1pm – 6pm / Sun, Dec. 15 1pm – 6pm Tickets FREE 760-366-3777 – yvarts.org Curated by Michael McCall, the exhibit focuses on the mandala – a circular image of symbols that represent the cosmos metaphysically and symbolically. The mandala is a symbol of one’s own center, providing a path for understanding oneself. Contemporary artists from all around the world are drawn to this need to discover oneself and use the mandala or variations of it for exactly this purpose. This exhibition will touch upon the mandala’s mesmerizing quality to transport consciousness. The artists chosen by the curator include Antuan, Ivan Butorac, Forging Mind, Sandra Goodin, Judyth Greenburgh, John Henson, Paul Heussenstamm, Marianne Magne, Carlos Reyes, Sherrill Schoening, Lina West, Delos Van Earl, Xen, and William Zimmerman.

More than a half-dozen artists are from the Hi-Desert. The artworks include various mediums: painting, sculpture, assemblage, digital photography, installation, and video/sound art.

Palm Springs Art Museum Free Thursday Nights Thursday, Dec. 12 4pm – 8pm Tickets FREE 760-322-4800 – psmuseum.org Lectures, conversations, collections and more! Thursday Nights feature a series of events and activities. This program is supported by the Palm Springs Public Arts Commission.

Palm Springs Art Museum The Architects and Visionaries Who Built Palm Springs Friday, Dec. 13 9:30am – 11am Tickets 25.00 760-322-4800 – psmuseum.org Join us for a half-mile stroll between two of Palm Springs’ most iconic Desert Modern destinations: the Palm Springs Art Museum and the Architecture and Design Center, both envisioned by E. Stewart Williams, one of the desert’s most prolific and well-known architects. This tour captures the essence of Palm Springs, starting with its early roots in the late 1800s, to the midcentury modern craze and the 21st century-vibe that’s part of our culture today. From our fabled pioneers, imaginative architects and three powerful women who helped start it all, you’ll be fascinated by our ever-changing glamorous resort that continues to be populated by artists, movie stars, wealthy business titans, the Aqua Caliente Indians, and LA hipsters.

Palm Springs Art Museum Midcentury Modern Icons & Their Architects Saturday, Dec. 14 9:30am – 11am Tickets 25.00 760-322-4800 – psmuseum.org See the very best examples of midcentury modern architecture as we walk along the town’s main thoroughfare for banking and retail businesses. Learn how this stark yet beautiful landscape captured the imagination of a young and talented group of Desert Modern architects—the movers and shakers who shaped Palm Springs during the post-World War II boom and who created a body of internationallyrecognized work during the heyday of the 1950s and ‘60s. These buildings continue to draw people to Palm Springs from all over the world to admire and appreciate their innovative designs in our unique desert setting.

Palm Springs Art Museum- Palm Desert Imaging Change | Members Reception and Exhibition Opening Saturday, Dec. 14 10am – 2pm Tickets FREE (for members) 760-346-5600 – psmuseum.org Join us for an exclusive members reception for our new photography exhibition at Palm Springs Art Museum in Palm Desert, The Galen & the Faye Sarkowsky Sculpture Garden. Imaging Change considers a range of photographic approaches to historical memory, and how the past can shape notions of self and community.The exhibition presents photographic work by artists who explore ways in which the past affects the conditions of contemporary life, and identifies the photographic object as a productive site for healing and change.

Palm Springs Art Museum Haus of Sages: Olfactive Listening – Incense as a Meditative Muse, with Persephenie Sunday, Dec. 15 1pm – 3pm Tickets FREE (with admission) 760-322-4800 – psmuseum.org

Inspired by Kodo, the Japanese artistic pastime of appreciating incense through a codified game, Persephenie will share a variety of botanical aromatics through incense without smoke. We will practice Monko, the concept of listening to scent, using our olfactory awareness as a meditative muse. Learn to recognize the raw materials and discover the formula as a whole synergy in this meditative exercise of incense making.

Lecture Hall - Palm Springs Art Museum Membership Matters Monday, Dec. 16 11am – 12noon Tickets FREE 760-322-4800 – psmuseum.org New and current members are invited to a free program highlighting the benefits of membership with an overview of current exhibitions, events, and programs.

Attendees are encouraged to stay for the Mondays @ the Museum lectures.

Annenberg Theater - Palm Springs Art Museum Folk Art Monday, Dec. 16 1pm – 3pm Tickets 15.00 Member, 20.00 NonMember 760-322-4800 – psmuseum.org This event is part of Mondays @ the Museum lecture series. Speakers: Laura Addison, Curator of North American & European Folk Art, Museum of International Folk Art, Santa Fe. Christine Knoke Hietbrink, Deputy Director and Chief Curator, Mingei International Museum.

Folk Art encompasses many varied and distinguishing factors, including roots in tradition, expression, and utility. Curator Laura Addison outlines Alexander Girard’s perspective on Folk Art, his collecting practices, and the design for his wing at the International Folk Art Museum. Curator Christine Knoke Hietbrink details a larger look at self-taught, vernacular and outsider art within the movement’s American history. 15% off at Persimmon Bistro.

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HEALTH/FITNESS

Yoga on the Great Lawn Sunnylands Friday, Dec. 13 10am Tickets FREE 760-202-2222 – sunnylands.org The 60-minute session is open to all ages and experience levels. All participants should bring yoga mats and dress comfortably. Sun protection and water are suggested. No reservations are required.

Indian Wells Tennis Garden Stadium Workout Class Monday, Dec. 16 7am – 7:45am Tickets 25.00 Members, 35.00 NonMembers 760-200-8200 – indianwellstennisgarden.com A FUN and energetic 45-minute aerobic focused exercise class to kick start your day in the legendary Stadium 1! Classes will be customized to each attendee’s personal level of fitness; focusing on improving your balance, coordination, aerobic capacity, power, footwork, and strength!

December 12 to December 18, 2019

Free Outdoor Yoga Faye Sarkowsky Sculpture Garden at Palm Springs Art Museum in Palm Desert Wednesday, Dec. 18 9am – 10am Tickets FREE 760-346-5600 – psmuseum.org Experience the unique combination of art and yoga. Rejuvenate your soul in the serene setting of the museum’s Faye Sarkowsky Sculpture Garden during the complimentary one-hour class. Afterward, guests are invited to visit the Farmer’s Market in the museum’s parking lot featuring fresh produce from local growers (8am – 12:30pm), a docent tour of the Faye Sarkowsky Sculpture Garden at 11am, or stop inside The Galen building to view the current art exhibition. These offerings are presented in collaboration with the Farmer’s Market of Palm Desert and Pranin Yoga.

La Quinta Wellness Center Oasis Petroglyphs Saturday, Dec. 14 8am – 11am Tickets FREE For More Info: playinlaquinta.com Explore Cahuilla petroglyphs (rock art) and a spectacular campsite near the Salton Sea. Follow old Indian trails with some cross-country travel. Sorry, dogs are not allowed on this trail. Bring two liters of water per person, snacks, lunch, closetoed shoes, hat, and sunscreen. Meet in the wellness center’s parking lot. There is a 45-minute drive to the trailhead. The hike is moderate level. 330ft elevation gain.

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COMMUNITY

Palm Springs Historical Society Let’s Talk – Palm Springs – There’s No Place Like It Thursday, Dec. 12 6pm – 7pm Tickets 10.00, 20.00 For More Info: pshistoricalsociety.org Former Palm Springs Mayor William Kleindienst shares fascinating stories about Palm Springs History from the arrival of the railroad in 1876, to the struggles of early settlers at the dawn of the 20th century, its popularity as an oasis for Hollywood stars, and its development into a world class resort. Come early to mingle. Free popcorn and no host bar. This lecture is held at Camelot Theatres now the Palm Springs Cultural Center.

Rancho Mirage Amphitheater (Community Park) Jarabe Mexicano Mexican Folk Rock Group Thursday, Dec. 12 7pm Tickets FREE 760-341-7323 – ranchomiragelibrary. org Brought to you by the City of Rancho Mirage Cultural Commission, the Jarabe Mexicano quintet invites audiences on a rollicking joyride through Mexican folk, Rock & Roll, Tex-Mex, Latin Rock, and Reggae-Cumbia. Singing in Spanish and English, the string and percussion group aims to bridge the frontiers between genres, cultures, and generations. Seating is first come, first served. continue to page 22

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CONSIDER THIS

“I’d like to think that I always could let things take me where they would, and though I’d like to settle down/Something keeps me off the ground, and you know I’d like to stay and understand, but I just don’t think I can.” hat’s Geoff Pearlman offering a bit of romantic equivocation on “Never Land,” a song from his great new album Lost In The Satellites.

Geoff Pearlman has been a stalwart presence on the L.A. music scene for nearly two decades but his musical epiphany arrived at age nine, following a Kiss concert. As a kid, his family hopscotched from Ohio to Indiana, Texas and Pittsburgh Pa., before settling in Omaha Nebraska. Drawn in by Kiss’ theatrical stagecraft, Geoff decided music looked like the most fun career path. He began guitar lessons in earnest.

He came by his musicality naturally, both grandmothers played Classical piano, as did his mother. His parents would sit at the piano together (“like Archie and Edith Bunker”), and both would sing as she provided musical accompaniment. Geoff estimates early exposure to the Beatles and George Gershwin shaped his sense of melodicism. Coming of age in the late ‘70s and early ‘80s, he worshipped at the altar of the Kinks, Led Zeppelin, Neil Young and the Rolling Stones, as well as ‘70s era singersongwriters. As a teen, he took a deep dive into the eccentric oeuvre of Todd Rundgren, which inspired him to start writing his own music. Pretty quickly he started documenting his nascent compositions on a four-track recorder.

By high school he was part of a band (The Tolerants), and they actually self-released their own cassette. The music was raw, rough and primitive, but everyone starts somewhere. Geoff formally furthered his musical education when he attended Berklee College of Music in Boston.

Following school he began his career in Boston and then relocated to San Francisco.

By the dawn of the 21st century Geoff was in Los Angeles, arguably the epicenter of the music industry. In the ensuing 20 years he made a name for himself as a session guitarist, working with everyone from Joan Osborne, Jon McLaughlin and Jill Sobule to Disney productions like “Hannah Montana” and the “High School Musical” trilogy.

As a composer, he has created music for television series like “Fuller House” and “Jag” along with several independent films. He has also worked behind the scenes as a producer and engineer, most recently for Jimmer Podrasky and Syd Straw’s critically acclaimed EP, and acclaimed guitarist Marc Ribot (Tom Waits, Elvis Costello).

Geoff was also an essential part of the new documentary, “Echo In The Canyon” a celebration of the music that came out of Laurel Canyon in the mid ‘60s. Spearheaded by Jakob Dylan and filmmaker Andrew Slater, it features musicians like Beck, Fiona Apple, Regina Spektor, Norah Jones, Cat Power and Dylan in conversation and performance, honoring that epochal era. Interviews with Tom Petty, Eric Clapton, Graham Nash, Michelle Phillips, former Buffalo Springfield combatants Stephen Stills and Neil Young, ex-Byrds like David Crosby and Roger McGuinn and Beach Boy Brian Wilson, bring those halcyon days to life.

Geoff was guitarist in the Echo in The Canyon band that included fellow guitarist Fernando Perdomo, bassist Dan Rothchild, drummer Matt Tecu, Jordan Summers on keys and Justine Bennett on backing vocals. They are featured

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throughout the film performing classics by the Beach Boys, Buffalo Springfield, the Byrds and the Mamas and the Papas. Lovingly curated, the documentary was a critical and commercial success.

Throughout the years, Geoff has released a couple of solo albums, his 2002 debut, Anything At All and 2005’s Somewhere Like Nowhere EP. Somehow in the midst of all his commitments, he has managed to carve out time to record a third effort, the recently released Lost In The Satellites.

The eight-song set opens with the buoyant “Give It A Go.” A Power Pop pep talk, it’s powered by a woozy Moog synthesizer, rumbling bass lines, see-saw guitars, glittery keys and a walloping beat. Threaded through this aural tapestry are honeyed harmonies and a sturdy baritone sax.

Much like the kitty poster, feel-good lyrics advise us to Hang in there, Baby; “And if you do the best with what you’ve got, you’re gonna hit it when you take a shot/It’s coming for you ready or not, so give it a go.”

Both “Enough” and “Waiting For the War” offer succinct jeremiads aimed at our addiction to technology. The jangly chord changes, warm wash of organ and plaintive melody of the former wrap around this brittle observation; “It’s such an easy thing, getting tangled up inside all the uneasy things, that’s enough for me, that’s enough for now, that’s enough for today/I’ve got enough information, and I can finally see, that the way things are going to going, the less I know the happier I’ll be.”

The latter is even more direct, anchored by barbed, almost insolent guitars, blowsy-Bluesy keys, gnarled bass lines and a menacing beat.

Geoff’s rough-hewn vocals are offset by latticed harmonies. Here, the lyrics reflect the (mis) INFO(rmation) WARS that shape public opinion; “Self-conscripted, mission unknown, intel has twisted, suspicion’s grown/I’ve seen enough to know the trouble in store, now I’m just waiting for the war.” On the break scabrous guitar notes collide with jagged organ colors. Sour and slightly shambolic, it echoes the misanthropic melodicism of the late great John Lennon, as well as another Nebraska native, Matthew Sweet.

The best songs here stack together, one after the next. “I Still Look For You” aches in all the right ways. Pensive vocals are matched by wistful guitars, searing violin, high lonesome pedal steel and a percolating beat. The winsome arrangement quietly cloaks lovelorn lyrics that obsess over an erstwhile romance; “I still laugh at things you used to say, and I go drinking where your band would play/And I go hang out in the square, and I hope that I might see you there.”

If the Beatles and Gram Parsons’ International Submarine Band ever collaborated, it might sound something like “I’m Your Man.” The arrangement blends reverb-drenched guitars, soulful Wurlitzer notes, tensile bass lines and a leapfrogging tom-tom beat. As the action accelerates on the chorus, Geoff resembles something of a caffeinated Leonard Cohen pledging “I’m your man, and if only for a moment you would come along with me, see how good your man could be/I’m your man, your knight in shining armor, your king and your clown, if you need me you know I’ll be around.” A jittery pedal steel solo hammers the point home on the break it’s British Invasion meets Cosmic American Music.

Part bitter post-mortem, part confessional mea culpa, “No Remorse” is a study in melancholy. Willowy guitars fold into shuddery keys, thrumming bass and spatial percussion.

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Mostly, Geoff hedges his bets by promising “Should all this slowly drift off course, lost in the satellites, and everything we’ve accomplished here vanishes overnight, should our goals end up in divorce/I think by now you’ll know, that when it’s time to go, I’ll only show you no remorse.”

The balance of the album is made up of the aforementioned “Never Land,” which feels like Geoff’s origin story (every superhero has one).

Liquid arpeggios feather over cascading piano notes and weepy pedal steel. The opening couplet; “I hit California with a broken heart, things got off to a pretty rough start, once again/I found a band but we never rehearsed, so I packed the van up and threw it in reverse…”

feels intimate and cinematic. The song conjures a classic (Laurel) Canyon vibe that echoes progenitors like J.D. Souther and Jackson Browne.

The record winds down with “The Veil.”

Dissonant guitars connect with saturnine strings, subdued bass and doleful pedal steel. Spare lyrics quietly sketch a portrait of grief; “The morning breaks at noon, and memories of her soon slowly find their way back to him.” On the break the tempo shapeshifts, mirroring the ethereal sturm und drang that Kate Bush employed in her classic cut, “Breathing.” It’s a delicate denouement to a dazzling effort.

Geoff co-produced the album with Jon Evans, who also played bass and Rhodes piano.

They were ably assisted by Mathias Bossi and Matt Chamberlin on drums, Jim Cox on piano, Wurlitzer and organ, James Cruce on percussion, Rich Hinman on pedal steel, Michael Bluestein on Moog synthesizer, Alex Budman on baritone sax and Karla Kihlstedt on violins and vocals.

Lost In The Satellites is by turns melodic, erudite and insistent. Geoff Pearlman’s songs are like aural snapshots, capturing a moment in time, ephemeral, yet everlasting. Sometimes that’s all we have.

BUSINESS PROFILE

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antasy Springs Resort Casino gives you a tantalizing escape into a Las Vegas-style gambling experience with luxurious hotel and dining accommodations, but behind every successful establishment is a team that made it so. Director of Advertising, Mandi Witkower, is one of those key players, having worked at the casino for almost twelve years in her position.

Witkower originally grew up in Portland, Maine, where she spent her school years through 5th and 12th grade. She considers Maine to be home, even though she was born in Santa Barbara, CA, and then moved to Los Angeles when she was three. The Witkower family settled into Charlottesville, Virginia, with three months left in her senior year of high school, still residing there today ever since 1995.

After graduating from Ithaca College in upstate New York with a degree in Television/ Radio and minoring in Advertising and Public Relations, Witkower was ready to start her professional career—even though her plan for doing so ended up changing its course.

“My grandmother has always had a home in La Quinta, so I spent a lot of time here growing up. I had originally planned on moving to Los Angeles to pursue a career in Advertising right after I graduated college, but got side-tracked and moved to London with my best friend instead. What was meant to be a six month stay turned into almost a year. When I returned to La Quinta, I needed to get a job to save up for the move to LA,” explained Witkower Witkower’s first job in the desert was at the ad agency, Kiner/Goodsell Advertising in

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elcome to the Port of Ilwaco.

Located on the Southwest coast of Washington, the Port of Ilwaco is nestled just inside the Columbia River bar. A working fishing village in a scenic and tranquil setting. Their 800-slip marina is idyllic for both recreational boaters and commercial fishermen alike. There is guest moorage available year-round, as well as a back-in launch, two small boat hoists and two fuel docks. Additionally, the Port of Ilwaco has a 50-ton travelift, a self/full-service work yard and dry boat storage facilities.

Their marina waterfront has modern shower facilities for tenants only. They also

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Palm Desert, where she worked for over five years. Fantasy Springs Resort Casino was one of the accounts of the agency, and owner Scott Kiner brought Witkower on to assist with the account.

“Scott Kiner has definitely been one of the biggest role models of my life. When I first started out in advertising, he took a chance on me and gave me the tools, guidance, attention, and support that I needed to have a very solid foundation,” said Witkower.

The duties of Witkower’s position entail overseeing all of the media planning, buying, and production for TV, radio, print, outdoor, social, and online outlets. Her department

handles all the graphic design for everything from the website to billboards to print ads to menus and all mailed invitations. She also oversees the public relations and all of the marketing and advertising for the entertainment at the resort.

The area that Witkower’s department is working to grow the most at the moment is their digital and social presence. The process involves strategizing how to best communicate with current and desired customers through various online and social media campaigns. Collaboration is then important for the small department to ensure they are successful in achieving their goal.

“I love the fact that there is always so much going on [at my job]. I love working with the different management for all the artists we have coming and being able to find solutions to integrating the artist desired look into our branded design so everything we do has continuity and is intently recognizable. I also love working with my team to take on huge projects and push ourselves to exceed people’s expectations. I work with an amazing group and I would not be successful without all of them!” stated Witkower.

One of the highlights of Witkower’s career so far is a video she produced about The 30th Anniversary of the Cabazon Decision—the Supreme Court case that ruled in favor of Native American sovereignty allowing tribes to offer gambling on their own lands. The tribe Witkower works for fought for their right to govern themselves and paved the way for all Native American tribes across the country to finally become self-sufficient.

In the future, Witkower hopes to continue

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have a Pavilion available for public use.

Restaurants, lodging, gift shops, galleries, retail seafood outlets, a barista and a bookstore are just a few of the local attractions. The Lewis and Clark Discovery Trail is part of their waterfront walkway. The Columbia Pacific Heritage Museum, a small grocery store, post office, and more are all within walking distance of the Port. Public transportation and taxi services are available for those who wish to explore the beauty and attractions the entire Long Beach Peninsula has to offer.

Don’t Forget that the Port hosts Special Events throughout the year such as the popular Saturday Market, the Loyalty Day Children’s

BY CRYSTAL HARRELL growing her department internally and building an in-house agency that she will be managing. She plans on working through any issues and learning and growing from them, while always helping others by giving people her time, love, and energy.

“You don’t have to be everything to everybody… You can say no and people won’t lose respect for you. Setting boundaries is a good thing. Take some time to enjoy life. Find a balance between work and fun, and get to know everyone. Every person you meet has something they can teach you if you just take the time to get to know them and listen,” said Witkower.

ILWACO, WASHINGTON

Parade, the Blessing of the Fleet, Crab Pot Christmas tree and the annual Fireworks spectacular, just to name a few. Be sure to include Ilwaco on your vacation itinerary.

Today, the City of Ilwaco is undergoing a revitalization and boasts a vibrant art and fishing community at the Port of Ilwaco Marina.

With an Art Walk on Fridays in June, July, & August from 4-7pm, Saturday Market from 10-4 on Saturdays between May and September, chartered fishing trips, and the hiking/biking.

For more information visit ilwaco.com.

Think Travel and Enjoy the Experience?

ARTICLE & PHOTOS BY LYNNE TUCKER

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PET PLACE

huddled in the back of a kennel in the Orange County shelter, suffering with pain from a mass growing on my chest.

Finally, a woman came to adopt me. Soon a man began visiting our house, but he did not like me or the other dog in the house. He hit us when he got angry. Soon my human was gone most of the time, and we dogs were left locked up in a bathroom.

One day we heard the woman say she was going to get rid of us, and we were afraid we would go back to the shelter. Meanwhile, the growth on my chest grew bigger, and I could no longer run and play.

A kind woman from Loving All Animals came to rescue us dogs. She was shocked by the growth on my chest which was almost as big as my 7 pound body. I was afraid she might leave me behind, but on the drive to Palm Desert I sensed life would get better. I was in a wonderful loving home for the first time when Sharon Richardson and Gina Rosenthal fostered me. I knew what it was like to feel pain, and I sensed Sharon was sick. When Sharon lay on the couch watching television all night, I stayed by her side to comfort her.

Sharon’s friends came to visit, and I heard one of them say Sharon had “cancer”.

One day, Loving All Animals took me to a place where they help dogs like me. A nice woman in a white jacket examined me. She looked grim when she said the mass on my

LOVELY GERMAN SHEPHERD This 2-yr-old German Shepherd dreams of a home for the holidays! This pretty girl is dog ID#A1562652. She waits to meet you at the Coachella Valley Animal Campus shelter, 72-050 Pet Land Place, Thousand Palms. (760) 3433644, www.rcdas.org

MEET VEGAS This adorable 9-week-old fellow is cute, cuddly and curious! Found abandoned by the side of road when only 4 days old, Loving All Animals rescued Vegas and found a wonderful foster home for him. Contact (760) 834-7000 or www.lovingallanimals.org to meet precious Vegas.

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chest was a severely inflamed mammary tumor. The location and size of the tumor made its surgical removal complicated. She said I might not survive the operation. But without surgery, the tumor would rupture or become infected and it would kill me. Loving All Animals agreed to pay for my operation.

Afterwards, I was so happy to go home with Sharon and Gina. We celebrated when a biopsy showed my tumor was benign. There was more good news when Sharon and Gina decided to adopt me!

I grew healthier every day, but Sharon became sicker. I stayed by her side, and Sharon loved to take of me. One day Gina drove Sharon away, returning home alone.

The next day I found out where Sharon went when we visited her at Desert Regional Hospital. Sharon looked pale, but she smiled when she saw me, and I sat on her pillow trying to amuse her with my antics. Gina and I visited every day, and everyone at the hospital was so happy when I arrived. One day when we arrived, Sharon’s eyes were closed, and she did not smile. Everyone was crying, and I worried about Gina who was so sad. I knew then that I had a new job, and now my purpose was to help Gina feel happy again.

My mom, Gina, tells this story about me: Gina states, “Pixie was a great support to Sharon, and then later to me. It was Sharon’s idea that it was time for us to get another

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dog. People with cancer often sense they are not going to survive, and Sharon wanted me to have a dog for comfort when she passed.

Pixie was a great diversion when family and friends came to visit Sharon. Pixie brought joy and light into our lives during the most tragic time. Pixie distracted Sharon from her pain. Sharon had a hard time losing her independence, and it brought her joy being able to care for Pixie during her illness. Since Sharon died, Pixie stays close by my side and sleeps next to me to make sure I’m okay. It’s life changing to have a dog like Pixie when

you are grieving. Pixie was a part of the life I shared with Sharon.”

Dogs have a purpose, and often that purpose is to bring comfort and joy to humans who are sick, lonely, or struggling with life’s challenges. Our purpose at Loving All Animals is to save the lives of abandoned and shelter animals. Many of these animals, like Pixie, were neglected and had little or no prior veterinary care. Others have behavioral issues that require loving foster homes and training.

Your tax deductible donation helps Loving All Animals give more dogs like Pixie a “second chance” happy ending. Their animals need to be spayed and neutered, and some need extensive veterinary care. Your donation also brings comfort and joy to their lucky humans during this holiday season! Please send a check payable to “Loving All Animals” and mail to 83496 Avenue 51, Coachella, CA 92236, or donate online www.lovingallanimals.org and list “Pixie” as the reason.

(This story is from December, 2018. Today, Pixie has a new name, “Lucia,” but she is still always by Gina’s side providing comfort and joy.)

Photography by Alicia Bailey Janetmcafee8@gmail.com

THE VINO VOICE

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o here we go! A blogging website whose first focus is wine and beverages and then everything that gastronomically follows! And the good news for us valley desert dwellers is that it’s a local website covering the local culinary scene—restaurants big and small, fast food and slow; interesting events that feature food, wine & music; and all that’s in between.

Oh—and they do wine and beverage reviews. Their opening salvo states: “Come

Persimmon Bistro & Wine Bar's First Annual

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Come enjoy rare and Holiday beers with your craft beer brethren!

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THE PALM SPRINGS WINE BLOG

on in and check us out. We take a fun look at the world of wine & spirits, events in the valley, places to eat + more. The goal is to keep it lighthearted, spontaneous, and entertaining.”

And so far so good! It’s a quick read with interesting images catching one up on the goings-on in the Coachella Valley. Full disclosure: I get to submit articles to the P.S.Wine Blog. But I’m a bit wordy where the Blog is concise along with an interesting point of view. I’ll need to work on my delivery!

The Blog is fairly new on the scene, working through the usual bumps & grinds of getting into the public eye. However, its content has been ramping up these last few weeks as the valley gears into its tourist season. And prospectively, there’s a lot on the culinary landscape that the Blog wishes to entertain upon. Of course we wish them luck (it’s a tough business out there) and please support them by subscribing online at www.palmspringswineblog.com and following them on Instagram at the_palm_ springs_wine_blog.

The Blog is the brainchild of Paolo Maximilliano and Penny Ione (that’s the letter “I”, not an “L”—her name is pronounced “eye-own”). Paolo is a foodie and wine enthusiast who definitely has a

point-of-view. (And he’s one of the few millennials I know who has a vintage wine collection.) He can be quite critical, but he keeps it sarcastic, comical, and honest, which translates in his writing. Before attending chef’s school was in vogue, Paolo actually received a high school scholarship in culinary arts, and, did a brief stint at Costa Mesa’s Red Lion Inn’s kitchen.

But I think he’d be a good food comic— he should go on the Improv and argue with himself on funny food issues—whatever that entails? Recently, I heard him rant on the latest craze of restaurants charging so much for their appetizers of “homemade” potato chips that are either burnt or so-so, when Lay’s can produce a great tasting chip right out of the bag!

He attributes his food perspicuity as the result of going to fancy Newport Beach eateries as a kid. He remembers his sister and himself being the only children in elegant dining rooms full of adults; and he became used to enjoying meals like Duck a l”Orange at Bob Burns, or, Chateaubriand at the Five Crowns. He recalls, at the age of nine, tasting his first Bordeaux—a Lynch Bages, with a pepper steak over at the Arches Restaurant. Dad!!??!

Penny Ione is probably one the best home-chefs in our valley. Her business back in Orange County was Penny’s Gourmet Cooking where she found a groove in catering political event dinners. I even remember attending one of them with Jerry Brown, a group of Angel ballplayers and that Indian actor who played a villain opposite James Bond in Octopussy. Everyone over ate that night!

Penny is one of those foodies whose drive is to learn and master the cuisines of the world. Her trail of magical morsels especially includes Vietnamese, Thai, Italian, French, Mexican—and recently Indian, with all her flurry of curries perfuming the neighborhood air. Penny and Paolo are good foils for each other; their writing collaborations are sometimes a hoot!

We mentioned the broad landscape this Blog wishes to cover. Currently on

BY RICK RIOZZA

their site, the topics list as Wine Reviews, Desert Events, Happy Hour, Taco Tuesday and Two Funny Guys. I’m noticing that the Wine Reviews & Beverage Reviews are particularly focusing on the new markets of wine, hard seltzers & cocktails that are now inundating the market and sold in cans and other innovative packaging. Check out the findings!

Happy Hour is a nice and quick review of the many eateries who offer deals during— well, happy hour. We forget how many happy hours there are in a day and around town. Catch up fast for a unplanned jaunt to where you used to go. Paolo is also looking to publish up-dated wine lists of many valley restaurants to assist in choosing where to wine and dine.

I’m really enjoying reading the Blog’s blast on Taco Tuesday. There are a bunch of tasty deals all over the valley; and who doesn’t like tacos! It’s good to be reminded of local venues and their bargains in a fast minute. Further, no one is tying the Blog’s hand in requiring only tacos: there’s Tostada Tuedays and Pizza Tuesdays. If there’s a different dish on a different day, bring it on!

And then there’s Two Funny Guys. Full disclosure again: Paolo invites me to join in with his video beverage reviews. These reviews began and remain unrehearsed first-take comments on the taste, value and quality of the featured beverage—usually a wine or a spirit. Some of the videos were up-loaded to YouTube with that particular title of “two funny guys reviewing a wine”, and the name stuck. Also on the Blog, some videos are titled “Wine Minutes”—as in “a wine review in a minute or two”.

We’re not saying the segments are particularly or especially funny, it’s just that it’s all done casually, and we make comments as we wish. It’s an unpolished performance; we’re having fun and we’re being honest about the stuff we taste. We know there’s value in getting a quick headsup on a wine or spirit before it’s purchased.

Whether you’re looking for a “High-End Vino” for a nice weekend dinner, or, “The Best Cheap Wine Buy of the Week”? Tune in!—cheers!

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29 PALMS INN; 29 Palms; 760-367-3505 Bobby Furgo & Co 6pm ACE HOTEL; PS; 760-325-9900 Mr. Goodboy 9pm AJ’S ON THE GREEN; C.C.; 760-202-1111 Bill and Doug Duo 6:30pm ALIBI; PS; 760-656-1525 Luna Negra 8:30pm BART LOUNGE; C.C.; 760-799-8800 DJ 7pm BERNIE’S; RM; 760-202 4499 Horace Miller, Brian Dennigan and Leon Bisquera 6:30-10pm BLUEMBER; RM; 760-862-4581 John Stanley King 6-10pm THE CASCADE LOUNGE, AGUA CALIENTE; RM; 888-999-1995 Ladies Night w/ Bianca from 92.7 9pm CASTELLI’S; PD; 760-773-3365 Patrick Tuzzolino 5:30pm CATALAN; RM; 760-770-9508 George Christian 6-9pm CHEF GEORGE’S PICASSO LOUNGE; PD; 760-200-1768 Michael D’Angelo 6:309:30pm, DJ 9:30pm COPA NIGHTCLUB; PS; 760-866-0021 MOD Squad Variety Show w/ Francesca Amari, Jeff Stewart and Wayne Abravanel 5:30-7:30pm, Lipstick hosted by Bella Da Ball 8pm, DJs Banks and Ax 10pm CUNARD’S SANDBAR; LQ; 760-564-3660 Bill Baker 6pm FISHERMAN’S GROTTO; PD; 760-7766534 Barry Baughn Blues Band 5:308:30pm HENRY’S SPORTS BAR AND GRILL; CC; 760-656-3444 DJ 10pm THE HOOD; PD; 760-636-5220 Red’s Rockstar Karaoke 9pm

HOODOO COCKTAIL GARDEN @ THE HYATT; PS; 760-322-9000 Chris Lomeli 7pm HOTEL PASEO; PD; TBA 4-7pm LA QUINTA RESORT; LQ; 760-564-4111 Steppin Out 6-9pm LAS CASUELAS TERRAZA; PS; 760-3252794 Hot Roxx 6:30pm LAVENDER BISTRO; LQ; 760-564-5353 Mark Guerrero Fireside Lounge, Scott Carter Patio 5:30pm LIT@FANTASY SPRINGS; IND; 760-3452450 Country Night w/ Michael Monroe Goodman 7pm MASTRO’S; PD; 760-776-6777 Live Music 6:30-10:30pm MELVYN’S RESTAURANT & LOUNGE; PS; 760-325-2323 Ron Greenip 8pm NEIL’S LOUNGE; IND; 760-347-1522 Karaoke 8pm THE NEST; PD; 760-346-2314 Kevin Henry 6-8pm Tim Burleson 8pm PAPPY & HARRIET’S; PT; 760-365-5956 Nicholas Mudd Band 8pm PLAN B LIVE ENTERTAINMENT AND COCKTAILS; TP; 760-343-2115 Intimate Acoustics w/ Morgan James 8pm PURPLE ROOM; PS; 760-322-4422 Keisha D 6:30-9:30pm SAMMY G’s; PS; 760-320-8041 Evaro Brothers 7:30pm SHANGHAI RED’S @ THE FISHERMAN’S MARKET; PS; 760-322-9293 VooDoo Hustlers 7pm STACY’S; PS; 760-620-5003 Matt Coleman 7pm TACK ROOM TAVERN; IND; 760-347-9985 Karaoke 8pm VICKY’S OF SANTA FE; IW; 760-345-9770 Lisa and the Gents 6:30-10pm WOODY’S PALMHOUSE; PS; 760-2300188 Yve Evans and Rick E. Taylor 6:30pm

COPA NIGHTCLUB; PS; 760-866-0021 Viva Friday’s w/ DJ Banks 9pm CUNARD’S SANDBAR; LQ; 760-564-3660 Bill Baker 6pm DESERT BEER CO.; 760-360-5320 TBA 7-9pm DESERT FOX; PD; Josh Heinz 10pm, Switcharoo 11:30pm DRINGK; RM; 760-888-0111 DJ 9pm ELECTRIC SPORTS LOUNGE; YV; 760-2281199 DJ Ceddy Cedd 9pm EL MEXICALI CAFÉ 2; IND; 760-342-2333 Cesar Daniel Lopez on the harp 6-9pm FISHERMAN’S GROTTO; PD; 760-7766534 Gina Carey 5:30-8:30pm GADI’S BAR & GRILL; YV; 760-820-1213 TBA 8pm HENRY’S SPORTS BAR AND GRILL; CC; 760-656-3444 Karaoke w/ KJ Marjovi 9pm THE HOOD; PD; 760-636-5220 Hip Hop Night Hosted by Versastyle 9pm HOODOO COCKTAIL GARDEN @ THE HYATT; PS; 760-322-9000 Keisha D 7pm HOTEL PASEO; PD; Michael Keeth 6-9pm HOT SPOT@SPOTLIGHT 29; Coachella; 760-775-5566 Nacho Bustillos 8:30pm INDIAN WELLS RESORT HOTEL; IW; 760345-6466 Bob Allen 6pm JOSHUA TREE SALOON; JT; 760-366-2250 Karaoke w/ Troy Michaels 7pm KOKOPELLI’S; YV; 760-228-2589 Karaoke 8pm LANDMARK LOUNGE; LQ; 760-289-6736 TBA 8:30-11pm LA QUINTA BREWERY; PD; 760-200-2597 Matt Claborn 7pm LA QUINTA RESORT; LQ; 760-564-4111 Steppin Out 6-9pm LAS CASUELAS TERRAZA; PS; 760-3252794 Hot Roxx 7:30pm LAVENDER BISTRO; LQ; 760-564-5353 Mark Guerrero Fireside Lounge, Scott Carter Patio 5:30pm LIT@FANTASY SPRINGS; IND; 760-3452450 Jamestown 9pm MASTRO’S; PD; 760-776-6777 TBA 6:3019TH HOLE; PD; 760-772-6696 TBA 8pm 11pm 29 PALMS INN; 29 Palms; 760-367-3505 MELVYN’S RESTAURANT & LOUNGE; PS; Micha Schellhaas 6:30pm 760-325-2323 Ron Greenip 8pm ACE HOTEL; PS; 760-325-9900 Jetset w/ MOXIE; PS; 760-318-9900 Eevaan Tre Nena Anderson 8pm AGAVE LOUNGE@THE HYATT REGENCY; 6-9pm, DJ Pedro Le Bass 9:30pm NEIL’S LOUNGE; IND; 760-347-1522 IW; 760-674-4080 Avenida 7-11pm Karaoke 8-1:15am AJ’S ON THE GREEN; C.C.; 760-202-1111 THE NEST; PD; 760-346-2314 Kevin Henry Live Music 6:30pm ALIBI; PS; 760-656-1525 Wyatt Potz 8:30pm 6-8pm Tim Burleson 8pm O’CAINES; RM; 760-202-3311 DJ Tone BART LOUNGE; C.C.; 760-799-8800 Cast of the River, Soul Providers, Killa Teck, Hollow 10pm PALM CANYON ROADHOUSE; PS; 760Vision, Verzo Loko and DJ Drastik 7pm BERNIE’S; RM; 760-202 4499 Parick Morris, 327-4080 The Refills 9pm PALM DESERT COUNTRY CLUB; pd; 760Brian Dennigan and Leon Bisquera 6:30345-0222 Off Da Cuff 6:30pm 10pm PAPPY & HARRIET’S; PT; 760-365-5956 BIG ROCK PUB; IND; 706-200-8988 Cordovas 8pm Avenida 8:30pm PEABODY’S CAFÉ; PS; 760-322-1877 BLUEMBER; RM; 760-862-4581 The Karaoke 7:30pm Stanley Butler Trio 6-10pm PLAN B LIVE ENTERTAINMENT AND THE CASCADE LOUNGE, SPA RESORT COCKTAILS; TP; 760-343-2115 Red’s CASINO; PS; 888-999-1995 DJ Chase Rockstar Karaoke 9pm Martinez 9pm PURPLE ROOM; PS; 760-322-4422 The CASTELLI’S; PD; 760-773-3365 Patrick Skivvies: I Touch My Elf 8pm Tuzzolino 5:30pm RED BARN; PD; 760-346-0191 TBA 9pm CASUELAS CAFÉ; PD; 760-568-0011 The Myx 7pm THE REEF; PS; 760-656-3839 Jesika von Rabbit and Jason Nutter Holiday Show 7pm CATALAN; RM; 760-770-9508 George Christian 6-9pm RENAISSANCE; PS; 760-322-6000 Live Music 6-9pm CHEF GEORGE’S PICASSO LOUNGE; PD; 760-200-1768 Michael D’Angelo 6:30RIVIERA; PS; 760-327-8311 Michael Keeth 9:30pm, DJ 9:30pm 8-11pm

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SAMMY G’s; PS; 760-320-8041 Derek Jordan Gregg 12-4pm, Evaro Brothers 8:30pm SHANGHAI RED’S @ THE FISHERMAN’S MARKET; PS; 760-322-9293 Barry Baughn Blues Band 8-11pm SHANGHAI RED’S @ THE FISHERMAN’S MARKET; LQ; 760-777-1601 The Smooth Brothers 8-11pm SHELLY’S LOUNGE@TORTOISE ROCK CASINO; 29 Palms; Rojer Arnold & Bobby Furgo 9pm SONOMA GRILLE@EMBASSY SUITES; PD; 760-340-6600 Denny Pezzin 6-9pm SOUL OF MEXICO; IND; 760-200-8787 Latin Rock 10pm STACY’S; PS; 760-620-5003 Krystofer Do 4:30-7pm, Mark Lee 8pm TACK ROOM TAVERN; IND; 760-347-9985 Andy Cahan 9pm TRILUSSA ITALIAN RISTORANTE; PS; 760328-2300 Julius & Sylvia Music Duo 6-10pm TWELVE ACOUSTIC UNPLUGGED; IND; 760-345-2450 Mark Gregg and Misty Howell 7pm VICKY’S OF SANTA FE; IW; 760-3459770 Meet the Corwins 5:30-7:30pm, John Stanley King Show 8pm THE VINE WINE BAR; PD; 760-341-9463 Vinny Berry 7-10pm WANG’S; PS; 760-325-9264 DJ Galaxy 5pm WOODY’S PALMHOUSE; PS; 760-2300188 Cynthia Thomas 6:30pm

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atalan Mediterranean Cuisine presents a special celebration for the last night of the year.

An exclusive four-course New Year’s Eve dinner menu will feature Spanish-infused Mediterranean dishes, and a champagne toast as the ball drops at midnight. The evening includes live entertainment with Spanish Guitarist George Christian playing from 6p.m. to 8:30 p.m., followed by Kal David•Lauri Bono & the Real Deal until 1:00 a.m., with a mix of blues and R&B. The four-course dinner starter is a choice of Crispy Chicken Skin Chicharron & Granny Smith Apple, Frisée Salad & Crispy Pork Belly, Prime Beef Carpaccio, Yellow Tail Carpaccio or West Coast Oysters*; the second course options are Dungeness Crab Cake, Grilled Octopus, or grilled sweet breads with Yukon Gold and Manchego Gratin with Chimichurri; the choice for the main course is Pan Seared Eastern Diver

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Scallops, Grilled Berkshire Pork Tenderloin, Snake River Farms Kobe Beef, Butter Poached Maine Lobster Tail,* Pan Roasted Branzino Fillet*; followed by dessert of Nutella Cream Custard or Local Macerated Berries.

The featured band to ring in the New Year is Kal David • Lauri Bono & the Real Deal, a Chicago blues infused band featuring the dynamic guitar of Kal David - recognized as one of the top blues guitarists in the world - and the soulful vocal duet of Kal (John Mayal, Etta James, Johnny Rivers) and Lauri Bono (Bette Midler, Etta James, Johnny Rivers) with powerful, upbeat instrumental backing by the Real Deal.

The price for the New Year’s Eve fourcourse dinner event is $125 per person plus tax and gratuity, and includes a champagne toast and party favors for reservations 9 p.m. or later. For more menu details and restaurant information go to www. catalanrestaurant.com. Reservations can be made online at catalanrestaurant.com/ reservations, or by calling (760) 770-9508.

Catalan Mediterranean Cuisine is located at 70026 Hwy 111 in Rancho Mirage. Follow Catalan on Facebook, Instagram and Twitter for the latest updates on events and featured cuisine. *West Coast Oysters additional $10 *Poached Main Lobster Tail additional $18 *Pan Roasted Branzino Fillet additional $16

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MORE THAN TACO’S AT TACO GONZALEZ

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ith a variety of delicious Mexican dishes, you’ll find more than just tacos, at Taco Gonzalez in Indio.

Taco Gonzalez is a tiny little spot off of Hwy 111 and Jefferson in Indio, and has been satisfying Mexican food lovers for over ten years.

The eatery has a quaint dining area, offering dine in or take out options. My boyfriend and I stopped by there for lunch on a busy Monday afternoon. The place was bustling with locals and noticeable tourists alike, who had either heard of it through word of mouth, or stumbled upon it from its visible Hwy 111 location.

I heard about Taco Gonzalez via Facebook, as one of my friends had posted about how good their Enchiladas were, and of course I had to check it out. The menu at Taco Gonzalez has traditional Mexican faves, including, Burritos such as the Gonzalez Burrito California (carne asada, fries, cheese and sour cream) and the Chipotle Burrito (al pastor, lettuce, cheese, guacamole, and chipotle sauce) among others.

They also have Torta’s, Quesadilla’s, Nacho’s, Menudo (Sat & Sun) and of course Taco’s, with your choice of Al Pastor (marinated pork), Cabeza (beef head) Carne Asada, Pollo Asada, or Chorizo, all at $1.99 each. Tacos de Tripa, Carnitas and Lengua are also offered at $2.39.

On my visit, I was all about the Enchiladas (choice of carne asada, chicken or al pastor), and chose mine to have chicken. The Enchiladas come topped with a lots of cheese, a tangy tomatillo sauce, and a dollop of sour cream, with a side of rice and beans. We also ordered

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ast week, North Carolina’s Sycamore Brewing Company got into a little bit of hot water when shoppers noticed the risqué design incorporated into the cans of the brewery’s Winter Ale. Named Christmas Cookie, the label was designed to look like an ugly sweater, but on examination, the recurring pattern across the design was reindeer engaged in all manner of sexual acts. Christmas Cookie was covered in a reindeersutra of sexually adventurous ungulates, and to the surprise of no one, people were offended.

Offending people in 2019 might be the laziest hobby ever because it’s so easy to do. People just want to get the big-mad about things. Recreational outrage has been around for a while now, but it’s really hit its peak in the last few years. So, it’s no wonder that by choice or on purpose, breweries with risqué ideas get people talking. Like the saying goes, there’s no such thing as bad press, or so the shameless like to tell themselves. We touched on a few last week, so here is the rest of my top 10 inappropriate, tone deaf, and just plain bad beer names.

The Brown Note - Against the Grain Brewery.

English Brown Ale, 5% ABV - The brown note is a hypothetical infrasonic frequency that would cause humans to lose control of their bowels due to resonance. Supposedly, attempts to prove its existence have failed, but that didn’t stop one brewery from slapping a portrait of a poop painted man-panty on a can of brown ale, and calling it perfect. Yes, The Brown Note made a splash (pun intended) when it debuted a few years ago, dividing the community between people who found the scatologically themed artwork to be a gas, and those who found the whole thing to be just...shitty.

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an Al Pastor taco, and chips and salsa which are $1.50, and come generously with three different kinds of salsa (mild, green and hot), radishes and lime.

The Enchiladas came out hot and cheesy.

The two tortilla bundles were packed with chicken, and there was gooey cheese with every bite. The smooth refried beans, and fluffy savory rice made for excellent accompaniments to the dish. The Al Pastor taco was loaded with flavor, producing audible yums. It all was very satisfying!

Taco Gonzalez is open for breakfast, lunch and dinner (catering is also available) and has their food extremely well priced. It’s a great place to stop by for some tasty tacos, or one of their many other delicious Mexican dishes.

Taco Gonzalez is located at 80-120 Hwy 111 Suite 1, Indio 92201. 760-347-7306.

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TOP 10 INAPPROPRIATE, TONE DEAF, AND JUST BAD BEER NAMES: PART II

BY AARON RAMSON

Suicyder - The Bearded Brewery. Cider Sweet, 7.3% ABV - Back in the depths of the PMRC loving, Dungeons and Dragons hating 1980’s, Ozzy Osbourne was sued by a family claiming that his song, “Suicide Solution” led to the death of their depressed son, who killed himself after hearing the track. The UK’s Portman Group (a consumer watchdog campaign designed to suck the fun out of drinking) is echoing shades of the old Ozzy lawsuit by accusing the Bearded Brewery’s Suicyder of being “reckless and dangerous in the extreme”, by having label artwork featuring the titular name as well as a human skull, a noose, and the words “juice from the noose” featured prominently. The Portman Group argues that since men aged 25-34 are the highest-risk group for suicide, targeting that demography with a suicidethemed cider is “clearly irresponsible (with a) clear association between their cider and the dangerous act of suicide”.

Transgender Blonde - Mill Whistle Brewing.

Blonde Ale, 7.9% ABV - With a tagline that simply reads “All are welcome. Cheers to inclusivity!”, and artwork that features an illustration of an attractive, albeit beard-stubbled blonde woman, this product is aiming for a positive message while

clearly exploiting the transgender community.

A high-alcohol blonde ale brewed with apples and pears has nothing to with any marginalized group, unless I’m missing some obscure fact like transgendered individuals just really like apples and pears or something. If you’re going to be exploitative, then own it guys. Don’t hide behind a veil of inclusivity. It’s an obvious, transparent, and boring attempt at mild controversy, and that’s really the most offensive thing about this beer.

Retard Beer - Beersmiths. IPA - New England, 6.1% ABV - Ho. Lee. Dogshit. Just, wow. You know how I was just saying that Mill Whistle should just own being exploitative? Welp, Beersmiths is clearly owning this one, unapologetically putting “retarded quotes” taken from social media on every bottle. According to the brewery’s press, the point is to raise awareness of the asinine things celebrities say by framing them as inspirational quotes. One bottle bares the quote, “I think that gay marriage should be between a man and a woman,” which is an actual quote by Arnold Schwarzenegger. The bottle artwork displays a handicapped person in a wheelchair next to the quote. I mean, I see what they’re doing, and I get the irony. But wow, guys. I mean, oof!

Fudge Me Berry Berry Hard - Riverbend Brewing Company. Porter, Imperial. 8% ABV While the name itself will either elicit a chuckle or a stroke-inducing eye roll depending on who you are, the real clincher for this beer comes from the rejected, concept artwork that Riverbend Brewing displayed on their social media. Guys, it’s a block of fudge vigorously having sex with a raspberry; cartoon motion lines and beads of sweat flying off them. Not gonna lie, I love it, but it was deemed to be offensive (who would have guessed that one?) and the label was pulled. After issuing an apology, the beer was released with very benign and forgettable label art, but thanks to the internet, we’ll always know what could have been.

Pussy Juice - Black Hops Brewery, Australia.

NE IPA w/ peaches, 6.4% ABV - The brewery promoted its hazy, peach IPA with a poem on the businesses Facebook page. The poem read, “Wet and ready right in front of you, a ripe and juicy peach, and you know you could taste it all if you had the balls to reach. Take it roughly in your hand and tear away the seal, lap the liquid lustily while devouring your last meal. Press the face towards the opening as you drink the goodness in, tilt your head back just a little now it’s dripping down your chin. So good it must be heaven as you shed one single tear get your mind out of the gutter boys it’s just a can of beer.”

In a move that no one could have possibly seen coming (note my extreme sarcasm), the company was forced to change the name of the beer just hours after that little ditty was made public. Black Hops issued an immediate apology, stating, “As a new business, it’s been a lesson for us. We’ve taken the post down and also taken the decision not to sell the beer under this name.”

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NOW PLAYING: THE AERONAUTS

BY ROBIN E. SIMMONS THE LOUDEST VOICE

Felicity Jones and Eddie Redmayne reunite in the thrilling drama written by Jack Thorne.

Set in 1862, THE AERONAUTS follows wealthy young widow Amelia Wren (Jones) and headstrong scientist James Glaisher (Redmayne) as they mount a balloon expedition to fly higher than anyone in history.

This is a visceral journey to the edge of existence, where the air is thin and the chances of survival are slim. During the perilous ascent of this unlikely daring duo, their true selves are revealed and they discover things about themselves and each other that help each of

them find their place in the world they have left behind and below.

The $40 million budget Amazon Studios movie about real-life 19th century meteorologist and hot-air balloon enthusiast James Glaisher (Redmayne) and a fictional ballooner named Amelia Wren (Jones) who they decide to take a gas balloon up higher than anyone has gone before, breaking a world record and simultaneously getting some data needed for Glaisher’s studies into weather prediction. At its heart, this is basically a steampunk fever dream.

While there are moments of wonder, awe and horror, this sometimes slow-going period drama about hot air balloons, it is the effective juxtaposition between the quiet drama on the ground and exhilarating high-flying, deathdefying adventure in the sky that makes this lavish film so utterly satisfying. See it on an Imax screen if you can. Streaming on Amazon Prime starting December 20.

Past present and future collide in darkly satirical fashion in the film adaptation of Kurt Vonnegut’s classic 1969 novel about mildmannered Billy Pilgrim (Michael Sacks) who finds himself “unstuck in time” and traveling back and forth across the entire span of his existence. He experiences key events of his life in random order, including his formative years, the fire bombing of Dresden and finally, at some undefined point in his future, his surreal adventures on a distant planet. Director George Roy Hill’s film was praised by Vonnegut himself for its fidelity to his novel. The memorable score is by renowned concert pianist Glenn Gould.

The 4K restoration is loaded with watchable extras including featurettes and an insightful commentary by critic Troy Howarth. Arrow Video.

THE GALLOWS Act II

This jaw-dropping 6-hour limited series from Showtime stars a terrific Russell Crowe as Fox News founder Roger Ailes. The all-star supporting cast includes Naomi Watts, Sienna Miller and Seth McFarlan. The seven-part drama is based on the extensive reporting by Gabriel Sherman in his bestselling book, “The Loudest Voice in the Room” which includes interviews with more than 600 people and Sherman’s reporting for New York Magazine.

Even after his passing, no figure looms larger in today’s politically charged media landscape than Ailes.

This binge-worthy series delves into the events that led to the rise of the modern Republican Party. Also touching on the defining events in Ailes’ life, including experiences with world leaders that gave birth to his political career and the sexual harassment accusations and settlements that brought his Fox News reign to an ignominious end. Perhaps the most fascinating aspect of this compelling show is the light it sheds on the psychology that drives the political process from the top down. Showtime Networks/CBS Home Ent./Paramount Home Ent. GAME OF THRONES SEASON 8 & THE COMPLETE COLLECTION

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When teenage vlogger and aspiring actress Auna Rue logs into a sinister website, she’s trapped in the malevolent world of a cursed stage play, “The Gallows.” After performing a passage from the play for her miniscule online fan base, Auna instantly achieves the stardom she seeks – as well as a twisted challenge from a deadly spirit (The Hangman) in this nightmarish supernatural thriller from the company that brought you Paranormal Activity and Insidious.

This derivative but engaging supernatural thriller is about summoning the darkest evil through a viral challenge is weirdly relevant and disturbing. Extras include deleted scenes, an interesting audio commentary with writers and directors Travis Cluff & Chris Lofing as well as a fascinating featurette: “Summoning the Hangman.” Lionsgate.

HBO releases Season 8 and the complete collection of all eight episodes of one of the most talked-about programs in TV history.

Special bonus features including ‘Game of Thrones: The Last watch,’ a documentary in two parts chronicling the making of the final season.

The show has launched the careers of a stellar cast, including Kit Harington, Emilia Clark, Maisie Williams, Sophie Turner and more, and is widely regarded as one of the finest television moments of all time, bringing in some of the highest viewing numbers for any television event ever.

This is the perfect gift for any GOT fan, and for those who have never seen the show (yes, they exist), the chance to look forward to an entertaining 75 hours of viewing! HBO. robin@coachellavalleyweekly.com

BOOK REVIEW

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"CHANCES ARE..."

BY RICHARD RUSSO FICTION

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ristotle figured there were three kinds of friendships: Friendships of utility, pleasure, and “the good.”

Some friendships are easy, while others may be hard. But a life without friends may not be such a great life. In Richard Russo’s Chances Are… (Alfred A. Knopf, 309 pages), college chums remember their past and consider what it means to be “good” friends.

The story follows Lincoln, Teddy and Mickey as they come together for a weekend reunion on Martha’s Vineyard after forty years! They attended a private liberal arts college in Connecticut during the sixties where they became best friends.

Each was on scholarship and they bonded as underdogs and outsiders.

A beautiful well-bread girl named Jacy was part of their inner circle. The three pals were in love with her. During college, the ragtag group referred to themselves as the Four Musketeers -- All for one, one for all.

After graduation in 1971, and before all going their separate ways, they gathered on Martha’s Vineyard for one last hurrah

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to party and say goodbye. Each was unsure about the future. Mickey had been drafted, Jacy had a fiancé, Teddy had no job prospects, and Lincoln had to head west. It was the last time they were all together, because Jacy disappeared that very weekend.

Now back on the island, and haunted

by Jacy’s disappearance, Lincoln goes to the police to follow up on the investigation only to complicate matters. The police report is incomplete and inconclusive. The old cop who was on the case had his own ideas about what happened. Lincoln and his friends were all suspects. The woman must have either left the island -- since there was no evidence of fowl play – or she never did.

Lincoln becomes suspicious of his friends.

Mickey was the last to see her alive. Was Jacy buried on the property?

As the old friends convene and reminisce about Jacy, they finally uncover the truth of her mysterious disappearance.

The narrative unfolds through the voices of the four characters. Mostly Lincoln and Teddy tell the story from their perspectives.

But it is not a Rashomon tale. The characters are not giving contradictory interpretations; rather their personal stories portray a respect, understanding and love for one another, which makes Jacy’s disappearance even more compelling – and baffling.

There is an unsettling mystery around the missing Jacy. Having left the island and

his friends so long ago, Lincoln struggles with how well he actually knew his pals and if they are indeed even his friends now.

They were young and what did they know about anything back then?

Both Lincoln and Teddy come to terms with the fact that they truly were all close and have never had friendships so dear and understanding since leaving college. They had each other’s backs then and they have it now. But sometimes it takes a crisis of faith to know who your friends truly are.

SAFETY TIPS

December 12 to December 18, 2019

BY HEIDI SIMMONS Even with the popularity of “Gone Girl” stories, this narrative feels fresh. None of the characters hate anyone. They all love, and loved, one another, which is why the disappearance is so mysterious. I was caught up in who might have done harm to Jacy and why. I liked her spirit and appreciated the sincerity of their authentic friendships.

Author Russo does a wonderful job developing the pathologies of all four characters. Beautiful and tragic, the reader gets insights how friends find one another, and how friendships contribute to good mental health and well-being.

It’s nice to be reminded that true friends accept our weaknesses as well as our strengths. Real friends lift you up rather than tear you down. Good friends are rare and should be treasured.

FROM THE CHIEFS CORNER

BY FIRE CHIEF SAM DIGIOVANNA

HOLIDAY SAFETY TIPS!

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ere are a few tips on keeping you, your family and your home safe during the holidays.

Holiday Lights Always maintain your holiday lights. Before hanging your lights every year, check for frayed wires, bare spots, gaps in the insulation, broken or cracked sockets and excessive kinking or wear.

Unless the directions state it is safe to do so, do not link more than three light strands.

Periodically check the wires; they should not be warm to the touch.

Do not leave holiday lights on unattended.

Use caution while on ladders!

Holiday Decorations Use only nonflammable decorations or flame-retardant ones. Decorations should always be placed or hung away from any heat source.

Make sure that your tree or any of your decorations do not block an exit way. If a fire occurs, a blocked exit way could put you and your family at risk.

Never put wrapping paper in the fireplace.

It could cause a very large fire, throwing off dangerous embers and sparks that could result

in a chimney fire.

Holiday Candle Care Use battery-operated candles first and foremost!

Never leave a burning candle unattended.

Consider using battery-operated candles instead.

If you use lit candles, never place them on a tree. Place them in a stable candle holder.

Keep candles at least 12 inches away from all flammable materials, decorations and wrapping paper.

Make sure to keep lit candles away from children and in an area where they cannot be blown or knocked over.

Christmas Tree Safety To check for a tree’s freshness, remember: A fresh tree is green.

Fresh needles are hard to pull from branches.

When bent between your fingers, fresh needles do not break.

The trunk of a fresh tree is sticky with resin.

When the trunk of a tree is bounced on the ground, a shower of falling needles shows that the tree is too dry.

When setting up a tree…

Place it away from fireplaces, radiators and other heat sources. Heated rooms dry out trees quickly, producing a fire hazard.

Use thin guy-wires to secure a large tree to walls or the ceiling.

Make sure to keep fresh trees in a sturdy, water-holding base.

Prevent the tree from drying out by keeping the stand filled with water as long as it is indoors.

Discover more holiday safety pointers at: usfa.fema.gov/prevention/outreach/ holiday.html Fire Chief Sam DiGiovanna

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ow did the holiday season evolve such that we get crushed by the majority of our most celebrated holidays during just a few weeks at the end of the year?

Those of us with full-time jobs and busy lifestyles find the crush of holiday obligations just too much for such a short time frame.

Thanksgiving follows Halloween by three weeks which is followed a month later by Christmas. Add to that New Year’s seven days and you have celebration overkill.

Is there a solution? Not really but if a science-fiction writer like L. Ron Hubbard can create a religion, maybe one of the Coachella Valley’s celebrated authors like Andrew Neiderman can contemplate the restructuring of the ‘most wonderful time of the year’ and make the holiday season less cramped. The restructuring will benefit retailers and shippers, reduce stress levels and blood pressure for hundreds of millions while helping consumers spread their spending over a longer period of time.

The first step to expanding Christmas would involve moving Thanksgiving to another date. If we pair Thanksgiving with the start of the NFL season and move it to the Labor Day weekend slot, we can start the Christmas holiday on October 1st and turn the 12 days of Christmas into the 12 weeks of Christmas.

Face it, Labor Day is a bygone celebration

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of unions and union membership in the United States is only 6% of the private workforce and 33% of the government workforce these days. Labor Day also used to signal the end of summer and the start of autumn. With schools restarting in late July or early August, the traditional last trip of summer during the last two weeks of August is no longer possible.

If the school system can move its start dates from the week after Labor Day to a few weeks after the Fourth of July, we can certainly move Thanksgiving and expand Christmas.

(Note: For those that would prefer the use of the faith neutral ‘holiday season’ phrasing over Christmas, that’s cool. America is a land of diversity and acceptance with bunch of patriots in Washington DC showing us all how to behave each and every day.)

Under the expanded holiday season

DALE GRIBOW ON THE LAW

framework, Halloween would fall on a week when ladies are dancing or maids are milking, I’m not sure which. Combining that with Halloween would be a Prince Andrew fantasy.

With Thanksgiving sixty days earlier and Christmas nearly sixty days away, we would have enough time to truly appreciate each of these celebrations more fully.

While we are making these changes to the holiday season, we should also consider its imagery. Does it have to be cold? After all, St. Nicholas started out in Turkey – hardly a place filled with reindeer and snow. At some point, St. Nicholas changed his name to Kris Kringle and emigrated to the North Pole.

In a coincidence lost on most, the sad truth is that Santa’s Village is melting. It is estimated that shipping channels will run right through Santa’s Village at some point in the

next twenty years as the polar icecap will have melted. Once that happens, Santa will have no choice but to move operations.

Given Santa’s advanced age (about 1,800 years old), I’d propose someplace a lot warmer like the Coachella Valley. This will help with Santa’s achy joints and bones while giving him the chance to combine his Christmas magic with solar power to create a sustainable Winter Village. If he needs a hand, the amazing people at Old Town Artisan Studios in La Quinta can help. (If you haven’t seen their Christmas Village, please visit.)

Whether the holiday season is expanded or not, one thing that I know is that Santa needs help with is filling the world with joy, peace and happiness. Lend a hand.

Haddon Libby is the Founder and Managing Partner of Winslow Drake Investment Management, a Fiduciary-Only Investment advisory firm. For more info on his award-nominated services, please visit WinslowDrake.com or email Hlibby@ WinslowDrake.com.

LEGAL REPRESENTATION OF THE INJURED & CRIMINALLY ACCUSED

DRINK ALL YOU WANT AT HOLIDAY PARTIES

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hat’s right. Drink Up! You are at a party to have fun, so have another!

What could go wrong? After all, you have a better personality after a few drinks. You can hold your liquor! These and other foolish thoughts cross your mind as your drink. What doesn’t cross your mind is whether you will get arrested or get into a major accident that will forever change your life or that of another.

Whether the accident is your fault or not it will change your life forever, both emotionally or physically. You may receive a life changing injury or you may be responsible for one. You will have to live the rest of your life regretting drinking that night.

So what happens if you are in an accident, THAT IS NOT YOUR FAULT? My office focuses on representing clients on Accidents & DUI’s.

The following 11 steps take place...if you are LUCKY: 1. We help clients get medical help from good doctors that know how to write a medlegal report.

2. A settlement demand is sent to the defendant’s insurance company in order to get a good settlement.

3. If no settlement is reached then we file a lawsuit (Summons and Complaint) and serve the defendant.

4. The defendant has 30 days to Answer.

5. Information (discovery), in the form of

Interrogatories (written questions), Request for Documents, Depositions and Request for Admissions takes place.

6. The court may order the case to nonbinding Arbitration. The arbitrator renders an award within 30 days. It can be accepted by both Plaintiff and Defendant and the case is over or either Plaintiff or Defendant has 30 days to file a request for a Trial de Novo with the Court.

7. If either Plaintiff or Defendant requests a Trial de Novo, a Mandatory Settlement Conference (MSC) is scheduled 4 to 6 months before a Trial date.

8. The MSC is the last court hearing before Trial. It is where all attorneys make one last formal attempt to resolve their case before the judge.

9. If no agreement is reached at the MSC, the case proceeds to Trial where a final verdict is rendered. However the case can be sent for trial anywhere in Riverside County.

10. After a settlement or verdict the insurance company’s sends a settlement draft. It can take 30 days or more to receive this draft. Unfortunately insurance companies continue to “deny and delay” in order to stall paying the money and allowing the insurance company to get the “float” on the money.

11. Once the draft is received the client signs the check or request that we endorse and deposit it into our Trust Account. Our

Accounting Department then prepares a Disbursement Sheet showing the draft amount and who gets what! We arrange for our client to come in to approve this and execute their Disbursement Sheet. We then tender the net amount to our client, for which we suggest checking with your CPA to confirm the money is TAX free. We then mail checks to the medical providers as itemized on the Disbursement Sheet. This concludes the case with our office.

Suggestions for future articles? Contact Dale Gribow (760) 837-7500 or dale@ dalegribowlaw.com.

DALE GRIBOW - REPRESENTING THE INJURED AND CRIMINALLY ACCUSED “TOP LAWYER” - California’s Prestige Magazine, Palm Springs Life (PI/DUI) 2011-20 “TOP LAWYER” - Inland Empire Magazine 2016- 2019 PERFECT 10.0 AVVO Peer Rating “DON’T DRINK AND DRIVE OR TEXT AND GET A DUI OR ACCIDENT. CALL A TAXI, LYFT OR UBER. THEY ARE A LOT CHEAPER THAN CALLING ME”. SO DRIVE SOBER OR GET PULLED OVER.

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EVENT CALENDAR continued from page 9

Twentynine Palms Historical Society Raven Danger: The Impacts of Ravens to our Desert Species Friday, Dec. 13 7pm Tickets 5.00 F or More Info: 29palmshistorical.com The common raven is one of the smartest birds in the world. Unfortunately, they have learned the vulnerabilities of our state reptile, the California Desert Tortoise, and have become a fierce predator. With guided conservation efforts, we residents may be able to bring two conflicting species back into a better ecosystem balance.

Learn more about the challenges we face in raven over-population and desert tortoise population depletion. Allison Fedrick is a Conservation Outreach Coordinator and Animal Care Keeper for The Living Desert Zoo & Gardens in Palm Desert. Sponsored by the Desert Institute at Joshua Tree National Park and the Twentynine Palms Historical Society. This lecture is held at the Old Schoolhouse Museum.

The Street Fair College of the Desert Saturday, Dec. 14 7am – 2pm / Sunday, Dec. 15 7am – 2pm Tickets FREE 760-636-7957 – codaastreetfair.com Features many vendors, entertainment, food and fun! Discover a thousand items for sale including vintage cars. Sponsored by the College of the Desert Alumni Association.

Certified Farmers’ Market – 29 Palms 29 Palms Visitor Center Saturday, Dec. 14 8am – 1pm Tickets FREE 760-401-0028 – 29chamber.org Local farmers selling fresh produce.

Certified Farmers’ Market – Joshua Tree Turtle Island Saturday, Dec. 14 8am – 1pm Tickets FREE 760-420-7529 – joshuatreefarmersmarket.com Local farmers selling fresh produce.

Certified Farmers’ Market – Palm Springs Camelot Theatre Parking Lot Saturday, Dec. 14 8am – 12:30pm Tickets FREE 844-7FARMCV – certifiedfarmersmarket.org Local farmers selling fresh produce.

Santa Fly In & Santa’s Snow World Palm Springs Air Museum Sat, Dec. 14 11am / Sun, Dec. 15 2pm Tickets 11.00, 16.00, 18.00. FREE for children 12 and under with paying adult.

For More Info: palmspringsairmuseum.org Santa Claus will arrive at the Air Museum by helicopter and give out goodies to all the children. Spend hours playing in real snow from the North Pole at “Santa’s Snow World.” All guests will receive free tickets for the “Klaus” screening Saturday or Sunday night at 6:30pm.

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Rancho Mirage Amphitheater (Community Park) Holiday Spectacular: A Big Band Christmas Saturday, Dec. 14 4:30pm Tickets FREE For More Info: desert-theatricals.com This event will take you back in time to the 1940s during WW II. Experience the sound of a “live radio show” being broadcast to the ‘boys overseas.’ A nine-piece swing band and four singers reminisce with your favorite holiday music in tight four-part harmony. It’s a heartwarming and beautiful way to kick off the holiday season. Gates open at 4:30pm for registered ticket holders and 5pm for nonregistered guests. The performance begins at 6pm. Seating is first-come, first-served.

Friends of the Palm Springs Library Holiday Book Sale Saturday, Dec. 14 10am – 2pm For More Info: friendsofthepalmspringslibrary.org Support our best community resource.

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FOOD/WINE/BEER

Palm Springs Art Museum Persimmon Bistro and Wine Bar’s First Annual Holiday Craft Beer Social Thursday, Dec. 12 4pm – 7pm Tickets 19.95 760-325-4490 – psmuseum.org Come and get social with your craft beer brethren!

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SPORTS

Indian Wells Tennis Garden Mixers Thursday, Dec. 12 6pm – 8pm Tickets FREE Members, 10.00 NonMembers 760-200-8200 – indianwellstennisgarden.com Mix it up Tennis Paradise style! Share the court with your desert companions and ace the competition in this weekly adult mixer.

PGA Tour Superstore – Palm Desert Clinic: Creating Power Saturday, Dec. 14 10am – 11am Tickets FREE For More Info: pgatoursuperstore.com The “Creating Power” clinic is an event designed to teach basic swing fundamentals that create a more powerful golf motion including core rotation fundamentals, importance of creating “lag” in the golf swing, exercises and an introduction to training aids that help build power.

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FESTIVALS

VillageFest Palm Canyon Drive Thursday, Dec. 12 6pm – 10pm Tickets FREE 760-320-3781 – villagefest.org Glamorous Palm Canyon Drive becomes a festive international street fair featuring vendors showcasing arts, crafts and delicious food, plus live entertainment venues and a certified farmer’s market.

Desert Art Festival Frances Steven Park Sat, Dec. 14 10am – 4pm / Sun, Dec. 15 10am – 4pm Tickets FREE For More Info: westcoastartists.com In 1983, Ronda Mills founded West Coast Artists and for over 30 years she has produced many of the finest art festivals throughout Southern California, Arizona and Nevada. The events promoted by Ronda feature exceptional artists and craftsmen offering high quality original artwork, from throughout the Western United States.

West Coast Artists’ events have been among the highest-rated, superior-quality fine art shows in California. Her goal is to bring to appreciative new audiences a wealth of ever-changing art from accomplished artists and craftsmen. Presented are innovative works in differing styles of contemporary, traditional, modern, and southwest art for the discriminating individual or corporate collector. Hundreds of talented artists are proud to present their unique work in acrylic, collage, etchings, mixed media, oils, pencil, watercolors, digital and traditional photography. Contemporary craftsmen present unique styles of individually handcrafted functional and decorative pottery, raku, turned wood vessels and gourd art. Among the objects of art you will find at the festival are one-of-a-kind works of sculpture in a variety of media such as bronze, clay, blown glass, paper, metal, stone and wood. Gifted artisans present their original custom designed and fabricated jewelry, art furniture, stained glass, and weavings. There is something for every taste and budget, be it a simple gift or the keepsake of a lifetime.

West Coast Artists’ shows are truly a unique fusion of art, culture and living. They are like 100 galleries at the same place and time, in a beautiful outdoor setting.

North Pole Village at Snow Fest Cathedral City Civic Center Plaza Saturday, Dec. 14 11am – 7pm Tickets FREE For More Info: snowfest.us This annual event features a lit Main Street at Santa’s North Pole, holiday music and carolers, Santa Claus, a holiday tree lighting ceremony, and much more! A silent auction featuring “Charlie Brown Christmas Trees” decorated by local celebrities will benefit the Cathedral City Senior Center.

You will also enjoy an outdoor market featuring holiday arts & crafts, food, treats, and beverages including hot chocolate and cider.

Parade of Lights & Holiday Festival Saturday, Dec. 14 5:45pm – 10pm Tickets FREE 760-329-6411 – cityofdhs.org The City of Desert Hot Springs will host its annual parade of lights and holiday festival. The parade, featuring a new route this year, kicks off at 5:45 pm from Palm Drive and Mission Lakes Boulevard, and will flow down to Palm Drive and Second Street. Riverside County Supervisor V. Manuel “Manny” Perez will be the Grand Marshal. Immediately following the parade, the City will host a holiday festival, with fun for residents and visitors of all ages.

Features include: carnival rides, photos

with Santa & Mrs. Claus, hot chocolate, coffee, face painting, cotton candy and more! Revelers will enjoy the festivities until 10pm, with live music by HindSite, as well as the opportunity to purchase from food vendors and In-N -Out truck.

Snow Fest Concert w/ Singer Emily West CVRep Theatre Saturday, Dec. 14 7:30pm – 9pm Tickets 59.00, 79.00 For More Info: discovercathedralcity.com Emily West won crowds over as a finalist on America’s Got Talent with her re-imagined versions of songs like the Moody Blues’ “Nights in White Satin” and Sia’s hit “Chandelier.” Her mentor and idol, Cyndi Lauper, whom she met during an episode of NBC’s The Celebrity Apprentice, appeared with her on the AGT finale. Emily will perform an intimate holiday concert singing her favorite holiday renditions and the songs that have made her famous.

VIP ticket holders will be provided an opportunity to meet Emily after the concert along with taking a photo with her.

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CHARITY EVENTS

CVRep Playhouse Twisted Broadway Thursday, Dec. 12 4pm & 7:30pm Tickets 150.00, 300.00 760-296-2966 – cvrep.org This comedy performance features a line-up of Broadway artists singing songs written for the opposite gender, acting in roles clearly not intended for them, and performing parodies of your favorite show tunes! Proceeds benefit CVRep education programs.

Palm Springs Harley-Davidson Christmas Toy & Food Drive Saturday, Dec. 14 11am – 3pm Tickets FREE For More Info: psharley.com Join Palm Springs Harley-Davidson for music, raffles, $5 taco plates and free soda!

Accepting donations of new unwrapped toys, books, games and canned food.

Benefiting Martha’s Village and the Find Food Bank of the Coachella Valley.

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BY AIMEE MOSCO

CHANGING YOUR VIBRATION WITH WORDS

December 12 to December 18, 2019

HEALTH BY MICHELLE BORTHWICK HAVE YOU BEEN CHEATING & WANT TO GET BACK INTO KETOSIS FAST?

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“Everything is energy and energy is everything. Absolutely everything you come in contact with and experience has a measurable energy signature or vibration to it.” – SACRED Manual and Workbook, by Aimee Mosco and Donald L. Ferguson, page 10. ure energy is what sits at the roots of any creation. Magnetism draws particular types of energies together to create an energetic symphony which brings about the formation of an experience, thought, emotion or thing.

All human beings are creative by nature, so we magnetically attract and blend energies without making any conscious effort to do it.

It is just something that happens naturally because it is coded in our DNA. We do it all day long, every day without even thinking about it.

Even though we are creators by birthright, and we will continue to “create” without effort, it doesn’t mean we should continue to operate on autopilot. In fact, the true gem that is revealed to us and available for the taking with the dawning of this new age, is our everincreasing ability to manage the magnetism of energy and create in a much more selective way.

If the concept of intentionally blending energies and manifesting outcomes with those energetic cocktails is a foreign one to you, think about it like this; each word you choose to speak out loud and each thought you allow to form in your mind has an energy signature or vibration to it. You are 100% in charge of the words and thoughts you generate. If you commit yourself to generating words and

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thoughts that honor yourself and others to the highest degree, you will find that what you create in your life is much different than what you created when you were not managing your vibrations.

Unfavorable thought patterns can be hard to break but words that leave your mouth are more often a product of calculated choice.

You can choose to upshift the words before they roll off your lips. Language is a powerful energetic force. When you choose to use words that vibrate in alignment with love and gratitude, what you will attract is more energy that vibrates to similar love-based frequencies.

This energy becomes fuel and fortification for your creations in progress.

If you are ready to upgrade the vibrations of what you put out and call back to yourself, consider changing your language to reflect more love and make a commitment to work on releasing thought patterns formed with fearbased judgment.

In my pursuit to help you align with your highest vibrating self, I invite you to join Facebook group Evolve through Love hosted

by Elizabeth Scarcella, BB Ingle and me. Go to facebook.com/groups/evolvethroughlove and share with us your experiences.

Aimee Mosco is an Author, Intuitive Channel, Global Ambassador for SpeakingfromOurHearts.org, and Co-Founder of Intentional Healing Systems, LLC. Aimee’s passion for helping others inspired her book “Gratitude + Forgiveness x (LOVE) = Happiness”.

For more information, find Aimee at www. ihsunity.com

hat if during the Holidays there have been too many chances to over-indulge in carbohydrates and you have been giving into that craving on too many occasions? You are starting to gain weight back and you are back into a carb coma that feels uncomfortable.

I get it. Don’t beat yourself up. If you aren’t in the right mindset it can be difficult to stay Keto during the holidays. Temptation is everywhere.

No judgement here.

Are You Ready to Get Back on the Keto Horse? The beauty about Keto is you can begin again at any time! The sooner you get back on the Keto Horse the better. No need to wait until the New Year. Here are some diet hacks to get back into Ketosis faster. You’ll be glad you did!

Go Back to Basics… As if You are Starting Keto for the Very First Time Cut Way Back on Carbs - How many carbs you can eat per day varies on the person but have no more 30--40 grams of carbs each day and eventually wean yourself to 20grams. Start to be accountable again by tracking your intake in an app.

Think Fat First - Fats are the fuel we crave on Keto to keep us going. Get back to thinking about “Fat First”. Plan your meals around all the healthy fats you enjoyed on Keto. Make sure fat is at least 70-75% of your diet. Think avocados, grass-fed butter, olive oil, avocado oil, ghee, coconut oil, coconut butter, and MCT Oil. Beyond traditional fats, enjoy fatty foods such as egg yolks, cheese, nut butters, olives, and grass-fed fatty meats.

Drink Lots of Water - When we start to get back into ketosis our bodies use a lot of water.

Plan to double your normal intake for the first few weeks back on Keto.

Electrolyte Supplements - Beyond increasing your water intake, use a natural electrolyte supplement (with no sugar) to make up for fluid lost. And, to avoid the Keto flu.

Intermittent Fasting - Eat during a 10-hour period during the day, and then fast for 14 hours (a good portion of your fasting can be overnight while sleeping). Be sure to have your last meal of the day by 6-7pm and then no snacking after that. This forces your body to use body fat for fuel, which is converted into ketones in the liver, and WOW before you know it, you’re back in ketosis!

Take MCT Oil - Did you know that MCT Oil requires no digestion and goes straight to your liver where it’s quickly converted into ketones and is immediately used by the body as fuel?

And, it doubles your Ketone production. But, take baby steps with MCT Oil and work up to the full dose so you don’t have adverse side effect.

Aahh…Back in the Land of Ketosis - With these Keto diet hacks, you’ll be back in ketosis so fast you won’t even remember indulging in carbohydrates! Well, hopefully you will remember enough not to do it again anytime soon.

If done properly, you’ll be back to reaping the rewards of the Keto Diet that you enjoyed so much before like: weight loss, endless energy, mental clarity, focus, lack of hunger, improved moods, and more.

There isn’t one size fits all Keto. Your success will depend on how your body responds, how long you were eating a Keto diet prior to cheating and many other factors.

Stick with it, don’t look back and Keto On! Michelle Borthwick, Keto Lifestyle Coach Michelle believes there isn›t a one-sizefits all Keto and it needs to be customized to a person’s lifestyle, body chemistry and goals. It’s common for people to be tempted to try Keto on their own without support from a coach because of all the general Keto information for the “average” person online. The tendency is to reduce the Keto lifestyle to food and recipes from online sources. My experience, education and client results has proven that people thrive on Keto with customization and strategic support which is designed for long-term results and sustainability.

She offers 30-minute complimentary sessions on Tuesday and Thursday between 1 – 3 pm to answer any questions about Keto. Book an appointment at: KetoIsEasyCoach.com

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BY BRONWYN ISON

MEMORIES ARE GIFTS

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ll I can hear in my head is Barbara Streisand’s song, “memory all alone in the moonlight.” It was then I began to think about all the songs that have to do with a past memory. Or, how a certain song can remind us of a certain time in our lives. Yet, what I would like to convey to you, recall fond memories. Our brains are more likely to recall an unfortunate circumstance before we would ponder a fond memory. Therefore, I encourage you to recall what makes you smile.

My mother always told me, whatever it is you’re doing, especially with another person, make a memory. I was reminded in church this past weekend the importance of making a memory with your family and the loved ones around you. My greatest loves in my life are my daughters. The message reiterated the importance of slowing down, being present and enjoying the moment.

With such day to day busy lives we tend to neglect making a memory. For those of you who truly know me you know that I’m a rather silly gal. I’m especially silly with my daughters. I’ll admit, if I sense a potentially heated moment between sisters, I may react in a silly way simply to distract them.

When they were much younger, on the way

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home from the grocery store, the crocodile tears began to flow, I reached in one of bags and pulled out a carrot and began to use it as a microphone. Instead of tears I helped produce giggles. To this day, my girls love the silly side of mom. I asked each of my girls, separately and a part from one another, “What will be your greatest memory of mom?” They both replied, “Snuggling and Cuddles.” Success! A memory the three of us will always have with each other.

I’ve decided instead of a bunch of gifts under the Christmas tree this year we’ll attend a musical or two, take an overnight trip and share time with friends and family.

Plus, we plan to volunteer which will help build fonder memories for those in need.

Building memories is what we’ve decided are the best gifts this year.

Today, I encourage you, to make a memory in some capacity. Your kindness or silliness may make a memory for you and another. A memory can last a lifetime.

Bronwyn Ison is the owner of Evovle Yoga and evolveyogaonline.com YOGA ON DEMAND and a 7-Principle Signature Program, Better For It Now. 760-564-9642 (YOGA)

FREEWILL ASTROLOGY

Week of December 12

ARIES (March 21-April 19): “Nobody knows really what they’re doing,” says Aries comedian Conan O’Brien. “And there are two ways to go with that information,” he continues. “One is to be afraid, and the other is to be liberated, and I choose to be liberated by it.” I hope you’ll be inspired by O’Brien’s example in the coming weeks, Aries. I suspect that if you shed your worries about the uncertainty you feel, you’ll trigger an influx of genius. Declaring your relaxed independence from the temptation to be a know-it-all will bless you with expansive new perspectives and freedom to move.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Creativity expert Roger von Oech tells us, “Everyone has a ‘risk muscle.’ You keep it in shape by trying new things.

If you don’t, it atrophies. Make a point of using it at least once a day.” Here’s what I’ll add to his advice.

If your risk muscle is flabby right now, the coming weeks will be an excellent time to whip it into better shape. Start with small, modest risks, and gradually work your way up to bigger and braver ones. And what should you do if your risk muscle is already well-toned? Dream and scheme about embarking on a major, long-term venture that is the robust embodiment of a smart gamble.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Many people engage in laughably feeble attempts to appear witty by being cynical—as if by exuding sardonic irony and sneering pessimism they could prove their mettle as brilliant observers of modern culture. An example is this lame wisecrack from humorist David Sedaris: “If you’re looking for sympathy you’ll find it between s--- and syphilis in the dictionary.” I bring this to your attention in the hope of coaxing you to avoid indulging in gratuitous pessimism during the coming weeks. For the sake of your good health, it’s important for you to be as open-minded and generous-spirited as possible. And besides that, pessimism will be unwarranted.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): “You can shop online and find whatever you’re looking for,” writes pundit Paul Krugman, “but bookstores are where you find what you weren’t looking for.” That’s a good principle to apply in every area of your life. It’s always smart to know exactly what you need and want, but sometimes—like now—it’s important that you put yourself in position to encounter what you need and want but don’t realize that you need and want.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Bachianas Brasileiras is a nine-part piece of music that blends Brazilian folk music with the compositional style of Johann Sebastian Bach. The poet Anne Sexton relied on it, letting it re-play ceaselessly during her long writing sessions. My painter friend Robin sometimes follows a similar method with Leonard Cohen’s album Ten New Songs, allowing it to cycle for hours as she works on her latest masterpiece. In accordance with astrological omens, I invite you to select a new theme song or collection of theme songs to inspire your intense efforts in behalf of your labors of love in the coming weeks. It’s a favorable time to explore the generative power of joyous, lyrical obsession.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): “I’ve spent my life butting my head against other people’s lack of imagination,” mourned Virgo musician Nick Cave, who’s renowned for his original approach to his craft. I’m bringing this to your attention because I suspect you will be endowed with an extra fertile imagination in the coming weeks. And I would hate for you to waste time and energy trying to make full use of it in the presence of influences that would resist and discourage you. Therefore, I’ll cheer you on as you seek out people and situations that enhance your freedom to express your imagination in its expansive glory.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): A scholar counted up how often the Bible delivers the command “Fear not!” and “Don’t be afraid!” and similar advice.

The number was 145. I don’t think that approach to regulating behavior works very well. To be constantly thinking about what you’re not supposed to do and say and think about tends to strengthen

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and reinforce what you’re not supposed to do and say and think about. I prefer author Elizabeth Gilbert’s strategy. She writes, “I don’t try to kill off my fear. I make all that space for it. Heaps of space.

I allow my fear to live and breathe and stretch out its legs comfortably. It seems to me the less I fight my fear, the less it fights back.” That’s the method I recommend for you, Libra—especially in the coming weeks.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Isaac Newton (1642– 1726) was one of history’s most influential scientists and a key contributor to physics, astronomy, mathematics, and optics. His mastery of the nuances of human relationships was less developed, however. He had one close friendship with a Swiss mathematician, though he broke it off abruptly after four years. And his biographers agree that he never had sex with another person. What I find most curious, however, is the fact that he refused to even meet the brilliant French philosopher Voltaire, who reached out to him and asked to get together. I trust you won’t do anything like that in the coming weeks, Scorpio. In fact, I urge you to be extra receptive to making new acquaintances, accepting invitations, and expanding your circle of influence.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): How did humans figure out that a luxurious fabric could be made from the cocoons of insect larvae? Ancient Chinese sage Confucius told the following story. One day in 2460 B.C., 14-year-old Chinese princess Xi Ling Shi was sitting under a mulberry tree sipping tea. A silk worm’s cocoon fell off a branch and landed in her drink. She was curious, not bothered. She unrolled the delicate structure and got the idea of using the threads to weave a fabric. The rest is history. I foresee a silk-worm’s-cocoon-falling-in-your-cup-oftea type of event in your future, Sagittarius. Be alert for it.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): “It is the soul’s duty to be loyal to its own desires,” wrote Capricorn author Rebecca West. “It must abandon itself to its master passion.” That’s a high standard to live up to! But then you Capricorns have substantial potential to do just that: become the champions of devoting practical commitment to righteous causes.

With that in mind, I’ll ask you: How are you doing in your work to embody the ideal that Rebecca West articulated? Is your soul loyal to its deepest desires?

Has it abandoned itself to its master passion? Take inventory—and make any corrections, if necessary.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): I would never try to talk you into downplaying or denying your suffering.

I would never try to convince you that the pain you have experienced is mild or tolerable or eminently manageable. Who among us has the wisdom to judge the severity or intractability of anyone else’s afflictions? Not I. But in the coming months, I will ask you to consider the possibility that you have the power—perhaps more than you realize—to diminish your primal aches and angst. I will encourage you to dream of healing yourself in ways that you have previously imagined to be impossible.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): “You owe it to us all to get on with what you’re good at,” wrote Piscean poet W. H. Auden. In other words, you have a responsibility to develop your potential and figure out how to offer your best gifts. It’s not just a selfish act for you to fulfill your promise; it’s a generous act of service to your fellow humans. So how are you doing with that assignment, Pisces? According to my analysis, you should be right in the middle of raising your efforts to a higher octave; you should be discovering the key to activating the next phase of your success—which also happens to be the next phase of your ability to bestow blessings on others.

Homework: Resolved: The answer to a pressing question will come within 72 hours after you do a ritual in which you ask for clarity.

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December 12 to December 18, 2019

CANNABIS CORNER

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BY MICHELLE ANN RIZZIO

REMEMBERING OUR ROOTS: HOW CANNABIS BECAME LEGAL IN CALIFORNIA

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n the current landscape of our California cannabis industry, I’ve been finding it has been easy for customers and professionals alike to be jaded by the recreational market. As a cannabis professional myself, I am constantly in awe of the amount of forgetfulness folks have for how far we have grown since 1996 with the introduction of Proposition 215, the Medical Marijuana Initiative. With the passage of Prop 215 in 1996, medical marijuana was finally available and legal for long suffering patients.

From those suffering from cancer, children with seizures, and vets with PTSD these folks were allowed to be able to medicate in peace.

Safe access was the motivation back then, with the proposition allowing over 200,000 doctor qualified medical patients to find relief. In 2009, a decade ago, collectives began popping up in our very own desert. With OGs like Jim from Organic Solutions of the Desert, Gary from Desert Organic Solutions of the Desert, and Abe and Bill from IVTHC leading the way, the Coachella Valley became a safe haven for sufferers and provided the most important thing...safe access.

With all things, the industry has grown and changed. Prop 64 was passed in November 2017 allowing the groundwork for the robust market which we can choose from today.

Every dispensary is different and offers an array of selection to customers. But, with the passing of Prop 64 one major thing was left in the past...compassion. California killed their medical program. With the dissolve of Prop

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215 went the small farmers, the compassion based collectives, and affordable medicine.

Without seeming too glum, this changed the title of patients to consumers and shifted the narrative from medical to recreational. I hear day in and day out about the price of cannabis and the frustration from those in poverty who need it that cant afford quality due to over taxation. This isn’t going to change with the upcoming year of 2020 where immediately cultivators will be taxed by the Department of Tax and Fee Administration an additional 20%, making the ultimate taxation 80%. This is excessive and insane due to the fact that Prop 64 also allows cities to dictate their own additional taxation on cannabis sales and cultivation as well. In some cities in the desert, these taxes create an insanely low margin for retailers, making it almost impossible to create profit higher than $1 to $2 dollars per item sold.

I desire to exist in a cannabis industry that remembers its roots and the people. I’m baffled and frustrated by the allowance we are giving to the various governmental bodies to dictate to us how cannabis should be taxed with little to no rejection from the people. Have we lost our will to fight for our precious plant? I can’t offer solution at this time, but I urge you to show up to your City Council meetings and state your concerns with the growing taxation of your medicine and to fight your city to lower taxes. We carry the power, and we can change anything by showing up.

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