Coachella Valley Weekly - December 15 to December 21, 2022 Vol. 11 No. 40

BY CRYSTAL HARRELL

Lisa Morgan, Rich Henrich, Heidi Simmons, Noe Gutierrez, Tricia Witkower

Writers/Contributors:

Robin Simmons, Rick Riozza, Eleni P. Austin, Craig Michaels, Janet McAfee, Haddon Libby, Sam DiGiovanna, Dale Gribow, Rob Brezny, Denise Ortuno Neil, Dee Jae Cox, Lynne Tucker, Aimee Mosco, Ruth Hill, Madeline Zuckerman, Ed Heethuis, Daniel Paris, Michelle Borthwick, Nadia Popova, Dennis Shelly

Photographers

Robert Chance, Laura Hunt Little, Chris Miller, Esther Sanchez Videographer

Kurt Schawacker Website Editor

The long-awaited grand opening of Acrisure Arena, the newest 11,000-capacity world-class venue in Southern California, is scheduled to take place with Chris Rock and Dave Chappelle on December 14. With all of the the anticipation surrounding the Arena, it’s no surprise that it has officially sold out of over 900 club seats for its inaugural year through 2025.

Acrisure Arena Premium Members will enjoy their own private “member only” spaces, wider and more spacious seating, and VIP parking/entrance for all events. This announcement comes on the heels of a number of concert, comedy, and family show on sales, demonstrating the diverse and highquality talent the arena will draw the Coachella Valley.

To accommodate a large number of fans who are still looking for access to great concert seats in addition hockey, Acrisure Arena has created the concert access program. Currently on sale, this program offers the closest seats to the concert stage, in an end-stage configuration. This seating location allows priority access to purchase the best tickets to all concerts, family shows, and sporting events at Acrisure Arena before they go on sale.

Acrisure Arena will be the first of its kind in the greater Palm Springs area. Annually, Acrisure Arena will attract over one million visitors bringing year-round entertainment to the region, hosting sports, music, and family events. With 16 announced events to date for the grand opening celebration, Acrisure Arena is on track to bring over 100-plus high value events to the market for very the first

time. New shows or on sales are currently announced regularly.

“I’m really looking forward to the Arena opening. This will be the first of its kind in the Coachella Valley and help bring more people to the desert. I’m looking forward to seeing what Acrisure Arena does for the future of our home,” stated Indio resident Jorge Rodriguez.

In addition, the Seattle Kraken of the National Hockey League are helping their new American Hockey League affiliate, the Coachella Valley Firebirds, chill at their new home, Acrisure Arena in Greater Palm Springs, with ice from Climate Pledge Arena included when the Firebirds’ began making ice at their new home. The ice was collected when the Firebirds played at Climate Pledge Arena on October 23 and was transported to Coachella Valley with the team.

Climate Pledge Arena, the most progressive, responsible, and sustainable arena in the world, is a fully sustainable arena owned and operated by Oak View Group, which also owns and operates the new Acrisure Arena. With sustainability a core focus of the venue, Acrisure Arena will reduce the water consumption by 40 percent as standard to other buildings of its size for typical use and intends to achieve carbon neutrality for all operations by 2025.

“By using some of the recycled water from Climate Pledge Arena and bringing it to the Coachella Valley, we are helping expand on some of the sustainable initiatives at Acrisure Arena,” said Tim Leiweke, chairman and CEO, OVG.

“It’s also another way to symbolically

extend our partnership between the two clubs and remind our Firebirds fans they are watching future Kraken,” continued Leiweke.

The ice-making process at Acrisure Arena requires 10,500 gallons of water to make a one-inch ice surface and began in the early morning on Tuesday, December 6. The team will have used nine 40-pound boxes of white paint powder mix and a pail of red, blue and blue goal-crease paint to complete the lines by the time the ice was completed.

Individual game tickets for the Coachella Valley Firebirds’ inaugural season at the new Acrisure Arena, including the historic home opener against the Tucson Roadrunners on Sunday, December 18 at 6 p.m., are on sale now at cvfirebirds.com

The Firebirds will have a variety of promotional and theme nights throughout the season which include giveaways, promotions, special edition jerseys with live and online auction events for select games and more.

Inaugural season ticket packages and individual tickets for all 2022-2023 home games are on sale now. For more information and to purchase season tickets for the inaugural season, you can visit www.cvfirebirds.com or call 760-835-8778. The team’s full game and promotional schedule, including theme night events, can be viewed at www.cvfirebirds. com/schedule

The Coachella Valley Firebirds are the AHL’s 32nd Franchise and the affiliate of the Seattle Kraken. The team is set to play its inaugural season in 2022-2023 at the Acrisure Arena. Visit www.cvfirebirds.com for the latest news and information.

Acrisure Arena, the newest worldclass venue in Southern California, today announced three-time GRAMMY Award-winning multi-platinum band Maroon 5 will bring its tour to the new 11,000-capacity venue on Saturday,

December 31 at 8:00 p.m. as the arena’s inaugural New Year’s Eve concert and a part of its Grand Opening Celebration

Tickets for Maroon 5, are available at www.ticketmaster.com, the official ticket seller of Acrisure Arena in Greater Palm

Springs.

Maroon 5 stands out as not only one of pop music’s most enduring artists, but also one of the 21st century’s biggest acts. Since they released their debut album, Songs About Jane, to date, the universally renowned Los Angeles band have achieved three GRAMMY® Awards and sold over 90 million in album sales and 550 million singles worldwide. Maroon 5 currently has the most Billion plus streamed songs by a group on Spotify, with seven, and have achieved three Diamond RIAA Certified records. They have sold over 7,500,000 tickets worldwide and next up, the band will close out their massive 2022 World Tour in Asia, notably selling out all three of their Dome Tour dates in Japan, totaling 120,000 tickets sold.

For more information about Acrisure Arena, visit www.AcrisureArena.com

Bobby Taffolla

Distribution Phil Lacombe, William Westley

Photo by Melissa Mexia

BY DANIEL PARIS

Since 1999, native Belgian JeanClaude Constant, has welcomed hungry desert dwellers to his cozy Belgian/French bistro Pomme Frite (translation French fries) to enjoy rich flavored stews, seven different preparations of mussels, butter and garlic slathered escargot, and the perfectly crispy Belgian fries.

Belgian bistro cuisine is European comfort food, reasonably priced and generous portions. On a busy Thursday evening during the street fair, we enjoyed our meal and attentive service from start to finish. We started with what turned out to be the best Caesar salad I have had in the Coachella Valley. Cold, crisp romaine lettuce with ample parmesan and anchovyinfused dressing coated the leaves. The French onion soup is capped with a crown of melted gruyere draped over a crisp slice of bread. A thoughtful touch is a small set of scissors to help gain access to the beefy onion-laced broth below.

Our entrees included fish and frites and beef stroganoff. The breaded fish was coated with a light tempura-like batter and was not the least bit oily. It was served with a delicious house-made dill-infused tartar sauce and the frites came with three condiments, ketchup, mayo, and chipotle mayo. This was my favorite fish and chips to date in the desert. The stroganoff defines comfort food with its melted onions and beefy Dijon mustard sour cream sauce served over egg noodles. Other comfort food standouts are Belgian beer-braised boneless short ribs served over mashed potatoes and wilted spinach. Streak frites, twin filet medallions with bearnaise sauce, saffron seafood Bouillabaisse, Vol au Vent, a chicken filled puff pastry with a creamy white sauce, and Burgundy style Coq au Vin.

The mussel entrees include the classic “Marinieres” with shallots, white wine, and parsley. “Mustard” with Dijon and cream. “Spanish” with chorizo, paprika, and cream.

The City of Palm Springs Department of Parks and Recreation invites you to bring your children in their favorite pajamas to “Breakfast with Santa,” on Saturday, Dec. 17 from 8 a.m. – 11 a.m. at the Palm Springs Leisure Center, 401 S. Pavilion Way.

The event includes a pancake breakfast, holiday crafts, and gingerbread house making. In addition, The Palm Springs Library will be providing a holiday reading corner. Every child who attends (ages 5-16) will receive a

mousse, creamy caramel flan, crepes Suzette, Tarte Tatin, and a rarely offered “Floating Island,” poached meringue floating on crème Anglaise with caramelized almonds.

A great selection of Belgian beer, wines, and custom cocktails await to accompany your meal. Bon appetit!

256 S. Palm Canyon Drive Palm Springs 92262 (760) 778-3727

Saturday/Sunday – 12:00 to 10:00 p.m. Monday – 5:00 to 10:00 p.m.

Tuesday/Wednesday – Closed Thursday/Friday – 5:00 to 10:00 p.m.

PAMPEREDPALATE EVENTS

new, unwrapped toy of their choice, thanks the generous support of BMW and Porsche Palm Springs. Bring your camera for plenty of photo opportunities with Santa Claus!

Breakfast with Santa is a FREE event sponsored by BMW and Porsche of Palm Springs, co-hosted with the Palm Springs Gay Softball League. The event will sell out so get registered today!

For more information or to register, call Palm Springs Parks and Recreation at (760) 323-8272 or visit palmspringsca.gov

“Thailand” with red Thai curry and cream. “Vietnam” with a lemon grass-ginger coconut sauce.

Desserts include Belgian chocolate

MUSIC

Open Mic Night at The Beatnik Café. Around the same time, Pappy & Harriet’s proprietors Robyn Celia and Linda Krantz were looking to start a similar event at their joint, Johnette Napolitano (Concrete Blonde) suggested Teddy for the gig.

In the ensuing years he presented thousands of musicians, first-timers mixed with seasoned veterans and celebrated hitmakers like Elle King, First Aid Kit and Ke$ha. Shooter Jennings spent his wedding night at an Open Mic singing songs with his mom, Jessi Colter.

that was bittersweet, to say the least. Can you talk about your friendship and what his legacy means to you?

BY ELENI P. AUSTIN

Teddy Quinn and I have been pals for almost eight years, and it felt like a kinship from the very beginning. Maybe, that’s because before we officially met, our paths had had crossed several times over the decades. We were both a couple of Laurel Canyon kids, each growing up in the swinging ‘60s, soaking up L.A,’s eclectic, artistic enclave. He attended North Hollywood High just ahead of my cousin, Lizzy, and the first time I saw The Dream Syndicate in 1983, his band, Telekin, were the openers.

These days, Teddy is known as the unofficial musical mayor of Joshua Tree. But his journey began in LaPorte, Indiana. He relocated, with his parents and older siblings to Laurel Canyon around the time he turned five. Precocious and undeniably adorable, he drew the attention of casting directors, and quickly began earning his keep as a child actor. Not only did he accidently invent a catchphrase in his first Bayer aspirin commercial, but throughout the ‘60s and early ‘70s he appeared in movies, starring alongside icons like Lana Turner, Doris Day and Don Knotts. He also had memorable turns in sitcoms like Bewitched, Courtship Of Eddie’s Father and My Favorite Martian.

As a teen, he segued almost effortlessly into a career in music. He cultivated a loyal following and garnered rave reviews fronting bands like The ‘80s, Telekin and Ministry Of Fools. By the early ‘90s, he was burnt out on the smoggy sprawl of Los Angeles. Along with best pal and bandmate Fred Drake, he sought refuge in the desolate surroundings of Joshua Tree.

In the High Desert, Teddy and Fred continued to ply their trade as musicians. Teddy was on hand for the inception of Fred’s Rancho de La Luna recording studio. Sadly, Fred passed away in 2002, but Teddy continues to carry the musical torch they lit together. Completely immersing himself in the in the artistic community, he earned the affectionate sobriquet of Joshua Tree’s musical mayor.

When Teddy wasn’t busy writing and recording his own music, he began hosting an

In 2016, Teddy stepped away from curating the Pappy’s Open Mic night and concentrated on recording his sixth solo effort, 1.11 (named for the day after his musical touchstone, David Bowie passed away). Health issues sidelined him for a bit, but he still managed to focus on creating his own art. Recently, he was approached by singer-songwriter and AWE Bar talent buyer Rachel Dean, to see if he wanted to resurrect the Open Mic night as a monthly event at the Yucca Valley venue. He readily accepted, noting “I love what Rachel is doing. She’s carrying on a tradition that helped create one of the best musical communities anywhere.” He continued “The (AWE Bar) atmosphere is a dream. Warm and elegant at the same time. Music lovers and musicians alike will be able to drink and dine in an acoustically ideal room while enjoying the performances. The stage is set with a backline of vintage amps and drums, so no one has to provide their own. I look forward to seeing old friends and making new ones.”

Teddy and I recently caught up and it was an opportunity for me to ask a few burning questions.

Eleni: I’m sure that plenty of musicians in the high and low desert will be stoked to hear that you’re resurrecting your Open Mic Night on a monthly basis at AWE Bar. What was the impetus behind your decision?

Teddy: Thank you! It felt like a good time to get out there and when Rachel asked, I couldn’t say no. I have been a homebody for most of the past few years, apart from events at The Beatnik, so I hadn’t seen the inside of AWE Bar. Once I did, and heard the amazing sound system, I knew it was a good call.

Eleni: You spent a lot of 2022 curating a posthumous Fred Drake album. I’m sure

Teddy: Yes, I’d been sitting with those recordings for the 20 years since his passing, so all of the music was very familiar to me. I think that it was getting to the point of needing to share it or risk having it remain unheard. We had been friends and sometimes collaborators for 20 years, so it was really a 40th anniversary of our friendship. The title, “I Give You Life,” from one of his pieces, is really true. He inadvertently gave life to us all, in a way. 2023 marks the 30th anniversary of our trip to the desert, from which we never returned. Now he’s out on the Otherworld tour and I’m sure he’s making incredible there, as he did here. For those who may not have known Fred, I think of him as the person who planted the seed of what has become an enormous music scene in the desert. I know there were others before us, but I’m talking about the turn-of-the-century, modern music community that has flourished in the 21st century.

Eleni: It’s been six years since your sublime 1.11 record was released. Do you have a new solo album in the works?

Teddy: Thank you so much. 1.11 came at the end of nine years at Pappy & Harriet’s, which included a lot of the musicians I’d play with over those years, so I look forward to seeing what happens next. I have several new songs I’d like to record. They seem to have accumulated during the years of semiisolation. I snuck down to The Beatnik a couple of weeks ago, to play some of them, even the unfinished ones, for a small group of friends. I think they have a different character than some of my older stuff. I really just need to set myself up to record here at home again.

Eleni: You have led such an interesting

life. Born in Indiana, a Laurel Canyon kid, a talented and prolific young actor and a well-respected musician. Have you ever considered writing an autobiography?

Teddy: We’ve all been living through interesting times for sure. I have started writing about my life in pieces. There is a book coming and a sort of autobiographical art film in the works as well. Thankfully, I started taking a lot of notes when I was very young and I have a lot of images and recordings too. When I’ve questioned whether it’s a story worth telling, I was reminded by my son that it’s a good thing the ancient Greeks didn’t say that.

Eleni: This ancient Greek concurs! Finally, you’ve made the high desert, specifically Joshua Tree, your home for nearly 30 years. Even as it’s become a popular, hip (shudder) destination, does it still contain the same magic for you?

Teddy: Things are changing, but the elemental things remain the same. Every day there is a very nice sunset, at least, and often, it’s spectacular. I’m not saying it takes 30 years to experience, but it’s important for visitors and newcomers to this place, not to rush into it, or through it. The best parts are revealed in the quiet moments, and it can take some time to unfold. That’s where the inspiration can get in and give the artist something to share with other people. People tap into that magic, but they can’t own it, or take it away. So yes, this place still has the magic that we originally came to love about it, all those years ago.

(OPEN MIC with Teddy Quinn debuts at AWE Bar on Sunday, December 18th, and will run the second to last Sunday every month. Sign ups start at 6pm. AWE Bar - 56193 Twenty Nine Palms Hwy, Yucca Valley)

BUZZCOCKS “SONICS

IN THE SOUL” (CHERRY RED RECORDS)

England’s Punk Rock revolution happened over 45 years ago, (does that make you feel absolutely ancient?)

From the very beginning, three bands received the lion’s share of media attention, The Sex Pistols, The Clash and The Jam. Of course, The Pistols rather ignominiously flamed out, midtour after one studio album. Both The Clash and The Jam lasted about five years apiece. Not only did they storm the charts with seminal albums like The Clash and In The City, both bands progressed from their primitive origins and began incorporating influences old and new, including World Music, Reggae and Rap, as well as The Beatles, Motown, Northern Soul, The Kinks and The Who.

They opened the floodgates for bands like Wire, Stiff Little Fingers, Generation X, Siouxsie and The Banshees and The Slits. But in a sea of spit and safety pins, one band stood out from the pack, Buzzcocks. Suggestive name aside, their sound moved past Punk’s primitive cool, creating a prickly Punk/Power Pop paradigm that has stood the test of time.

Students Pete Shelley (ne’ McNeish) and Howard Devoto (ne’ Trafford) met in the mid ‘70s and bonded over a shared love of The Velvet Underground and The Stooges. They originally recruited a drummer and started playing as a three-piece, but the whole thing fell apart before it really began. Piqued by all The Sex Pistols press, the pair ventured to London to catch a gig, and minds were blown. Returning home, they vowed to form a band that would replicate The Pistols’ London success in their hometown of Manchester.

There were a couple of false starts, but they recorded a demo and managed to snag a spot opening for The Sex Pistols on their Anarchy tour. Borrowing some dough, they recorded a debut EP, Spiral Scratch, which arrived in early 1977, via New Hormones, the band’s own indie label. It sold 1,600 copies before going out of print. Not long after, Howard quit the Buzzcocks (he would go on to form Magazine). Following Howard’s departure, Pete assumed the role of lead vocalist, bassist Steve Diggle took over as guitarist, Garth Smith anchored the low end on bass, along with drummer John Maher. Signing with the United Artists label, they were granted complete artistic control. They immediately tested those boundaries by releasing the incendiary single, “Orgasm Addict.” The song was quickly banned by the BBC.

Over the next three years, they released three groundbreaking albums, Another Music In A Different Kitchen, Love Bites and A Different Kind Of Tension. Songs like “Ever Fallen In Love,” “What Do I Get,” and “Why Can’t I Touch It,” veered away from the provocative and political paths forged by The Sex Pistols, Jam and Clash, concentrating on more, um, immediate needs. Unfortunately, label difficulties and constant touring found the Buzzcocks burned out and broken up by 1979. A sorta hits compilation, Singles Going Steady, also arrived that year, cemented their legacy. Their music was immediately embraced by Post-Punk upstarts like Husker Du, The Replacements and Nirvana.

Pete Shelley quickly pursued a solo career, adding trace elements of Electonica to his sound. The title track to his 1981 debut, Homosapien,” found a home on the burgeoning cable channel, MTV. Steve Diggle went on to form Flag Of Convenience, but by the end of the decade, Pete, Steve and drummer John

Maher resurrected the Buzzcocks brand.

Throughout the next 30 years, Pete and Steve would reunite with different rhythm section permutations, touring and sporadically releasing albums like 1993’s Trade Test Transmissions and 1996’s All Set. Modern arrived at the turn of the 21st century, followed by Flat Pack Philosophy in 2006. Eight years later, The Way appeared. Sadly, in December 2018, Pete suffered a fatal heart attack at age 63.

Two years later, the latest iteration of Buzzcocks, Steve Diggle, bassist Chris Remington and drummer Danny Farrant reemerged as a trio, with Steve assuming lead vocal and songwriting duties. Mostly written and recorded during the global pandemic, the result is their 10th long-player, Sonics In The Soul The album hits the ground running, covering quite a bit of ground on the first three songs. Kicking it all off is “Senses Out Of Control.” Scabrous guitars collide with vinegary bass lines and a pummeling, percussive attack. The only thing missing is Pete Shelley’s adenoidal snarl, but Steve leaps into the breech. His querulous manner is matched by an authoritative yowl and lyrics that engage in a little mental hopscotch; “Don’t confine my prison mind with my senses out of control, just release the no good beast and my senses out of control, you don’t know where I’ve been, from A to B and back again.” A stinging guitar solo is unleashed on the break, underscoring the cognitive dissonance. The tempo accelerates hugging the melody’s hairpin curves before collapsing in a sweaty heap.

Even before the musical paint has dried, an explosion of shuddery feedback guitar announces the arrival of “Manchester Rain.” Landing somewhere between the calibrated cacophony of The Who’s “Anyway, Anyhow, Anywhere” and the low-slung strut of The Ramones’ “Rockaway Beach,” staccato guitars are wed to angular bass and a blitzkrieg beat.

Lyrics tackle life’s intangible mystery; “How do you catch a dream you just can’t find, yeah, how do you catch a star that calls your name?” Essentially what R.E.M. once characterized as “Life And How To Live it.”

Surprisingly, “You’ve Changed Everything Now,” shares some musical DNA with one of The Bangles more muscular cuts, “In Your Room.” Flickering guitar riffs drill down on tensile bass and a kinetic kick-drum beat. Lyrics take a former compatriot to task for ditching shared dreams and ideals to pursue a more morally ambiguous path; “As the day tries to break me, and your charms try to take me, but you’ve changed everything now, it’s been so different lately, time to go maybe, but you’ve changed everything now.” On the break, a searing and somewhat plaintive guitar solo magnifies the feelings of bitterness and betrayal.

Without compromising the Buzzcocks’ brand, the three-piece somersault through a plethora of styles, consistently sticking the landing. Take the Bubblegum crunch of “Everything Is Wrong,” which simply snap, crackles and pops. Lyrics quietly take a swipe at the omnipotence of the internet; “It’s the same the whole world over, feelings of thought control, moving in wrong directions and breaking down your soul.”

Then there’s “Just Can’t Let It Go,” which is anchored by downstroke guitar riff-age, scratchy bass lines, plinky piano and a rata-tat rhythm. Steve’s vocals exude a feral intensity as he unwittingly adopts the doctrine from Disney’s Frozen: “It’s so easy just to leave it alone, it’s so easy just to get off the phone, open season, it’s a real freak show, but sometimes you’ve just got to let it go, you’ve just got to let it go, man, you’ve just got to let it go.” A serpentine guitar solo coils around the break, tightening its grip on the skeletal arrangement

“Bad Dreams” is anchored by chunky power

BY ELENI P. AUSTIN

chords, search-and-destroy bass lines and a galumphing backbeat. Steve’s deceptively smooth croon nearly camouflages lyrics that acknowledge the spectral visions that haunt his sleeping and waking hours; “Open my eyes to the burning skies, was it just a dream, or just real life, yeah.” Squally and skronky guitars skitter across the buoyant arrangement, as if to mimic the disruptive sleep pattern.

Finally, on “Don’t Mess With My Brain,” seesawing rhythm guitar partners with stentorian lead guitar, rickety bass lines and a walloping beat. Steve spits out several scenarios that vividly walk the fine line between angst and ennui; “Fever is high, feelings are low, things you can’t see are hard to explain…all the wheels are turning but the time is too slow.” Awash in feedback, guitars tangle and resolve, ignite and combust.

The whole album is simply stellar, but a couple of tracks, “Nothingless World ” and “Experimental Farm” stand out. On the former, Steve’s rapid-fire riff-age cycles through a surfeit of poppy styles. He segues from sunshiny arpeggios and Byrdsy jangle to slashing licks and stripped-down power chords, riding roughshod over boomeranging bass and a brawny beat. The playful melody and hooky arrangement nearly disguise existential sentiments like “Sometimes you love your life and then you don’t, sometimes you say you will but then you won’t, in your world there’s nothing but dreams, and everything is not what it seems, and nothing means nothing in a nothingless world.”

The latter negotiates a tightrope walk between the truncheon crunch of The Who and the sinewy, aural acrobatics of Gang Of Four. Phased and fuzzy guitars swagger atop wily bass lines and a spelunking backbeat. Conspiratorial lyrics like “Don’t believe a word they told ya, looking back across my shoulder, all the food they make to control ya, experimental farm,” rail against group-think and mind control.

The album’s final two songs shift perspectives from world-weary cynicism to cautious optimism. “Can You Hear Tomorrow” is a rather petulant rant powered by shards of guitar, spidery bass and a crisp rhythm. Lyrics speak to dashed expectations; “Thought there was a future, all that I got there was old utopian dreams.” The tension rachets on the break as acrid guitar riffs are bookended by a static-y beat.

But the skepticism quietly fades on “Venus Eyes.” A jittery beat dances around mercurial guitars and brittle bass lines. Suddenly the sturm und drang that has stretched out across 10 tracks is supplanted by a flicker of hope; “I’ve got a feeling that something is changing, something deep inside, I’ve got a feeling that’s re-arranging a feeling I can’t hide.” Despite “thought control reality” and “a crystal golden shower,” apparently, The Beatles got it right, really, all we need is love.

Of course, Pete Shelley’s angular grace is missed, his voice was an indelible, crucial component from the very beginning. But Buzzcocks recalibrated Punk/Power Trio shift, acquit themselves nicely. Sonics In The Soul simply crackles with authority.

Thursday, December 15

Babaloo Lounge – Piano Bar – 3:306:30pm, Live Music – 7pm

Bart Lounge – Cana and TV Screams – 8pm

Casuelas Café – Avenida – 5:30pm

Chef George’s – Marc Antonelli – 6:30pm

Coachella Valley Brewery – Open Mic – 6pm, Comedy Degens Presents: Ian Edwards – 8pm

Cunard’s Sandbar – Bill Baker – 6pm

Indian Wells Resort Hotel – Christine Love – 6pm

Jazzville @ Agua Caliente – Joie Vivre Cabaret – 7pm

Jolene’s – Open Mic – 6:30pm

Lavender Bistro – Scott Carter – 6pm

The Nest – Live Music – 6:30pm

O’Caine’s – Craic Haus – 6pm

Pappy and Harriet’s – Chuck Prophet – 8pm

Plan B Live Entertainment & Cocktails

– Josh Heinz, Nick Hales and Adam Gainey – 9pm

Pretty Faces Nightclub – Latina Night w/ DJ LF – 9pm

Runway – Derek Jordan Gregg – 6pm

Tommy Bahamas – Alex Santana – 5pm

Vicky’s of Santa Fe – Closed

The Village – Rob & JB – 5:30pm, Village Idiots – 8:30pm, DJ Gio the Ace – 9pm

Friday, December 16

Ace Hotel – The Balearic Beat – 9pm

Babaloo Lounge – Piano Bar – 3:306:30pm, Tony Grandberry – 7pm

Bart Lounge – DJ Meowsenburg and Friends – 8pm

Big Rock Pub – Krystofer Do – 9pm

Casuelas Café – The Myx – 7pm

Chef George’s – Lizann Warner – 6:30pm

Cunard’s Sandbar – Bill Baker – 6pm

Indian Wells Resort Hotel – Marc Antonelli – 6pm

Jolene’s – Patrice Morris – 7pm

Larkspur Grill @ Hotel Paseo – Doug and Meg Music – 7pm

Lavender Bistro – Scott Carter – 6pm

Lit @ Fantasy Springs – Tyghtship –9pm

The Nest – Live Music – 6:30pm

O’Caine’s – Kilty as Charged – 6pm

Old Town La Quinta – Live Music –7-10pm

Pappy and Harriet’s – The Dustbowl Revival w/ The Eagle Rock Gospel Singers – 8:30pm

Plan B Live Entertainment & Cocktails – Red’s Rockstar Karaoke – 9pm

Pretty Faces Nightclub – DJs Cielohigh and Hymn – 9pm

Purple Room – Branden and James Effie – 6pm

Tommy Bahamas – Alex Santana – 5pm

Vicky’s of Santa Fe – John Stanley King – 7:30pm

The Village – Rob & JB – 5:30pm, DJ Gio the Ace – 9pm, Rapmarz – 9pm, DJ LF – 10pm

Wildest – Derek Jordan Gregg – 6pm

Saturday, December 17

Babaloo Lounge – Piano Bar – 3:306:30pm, Off Da Cuff – 7pm

Bart Lounge – Goth Night w/ The Yips Yops and DJs Danza De Luna, Luna Divina, Dead Romeo and Ahsatan – 8pm

Big Rock Pub – Electric Feels – 9pm

Casuelas Café – Vinny Berry – noon, Ghost Notes – 6:30pm

Chef George’s – Marc Antonelli – 6:30pm

Coachella Valley Brewing Co. – Laughs and Drafts – 8pm

Cunard’s Sandbar – Bill Baker – 6pm

Indian Wells Resort Hotel – Marc Antonelli – 6pm

Jolene’s – Fun with Dick and Jane – 7pm

Larkspur Grill – Eevaan Tre and the Show – 7pm

Lavender Bistro – Scott Carter – 6pm

Lit @ Fantasy Springs – Tyghtship –9pm

The Nest – Live Music – 6:30pm O’Caine’s – Flogging Seagulls – 6pm

Old Town La Quinta – Live Music –7-10pm

Pappy and Harriet’s – Tommy Emmanuel – 8pm

Plan B Live Entertainment & Cocktails – Red’s Rockstar Karaoke – 9pm

Pretty Faces Nightclub – DJs Cielohigh and LF – 9pm

Purple Room – Branden and James Effie – 6pm

Sullivan’s – The Myx – 5:30pm

Tommy Bahamas – Alex Santana – 5pm

Vicky’s of Santa Fe – Rose Mallett –5pm, John Stanley King – 7:30pm

The Village – Rob & JB – 1pm, Rapmarz – 9pm, DJ LF – 10pm

Wildest – Derek Jordan Gregg – 6-9pm

Sunday, December 18

Babaloo Lounge – Tristen/Flamingo Guitar – 1pm, Piano Bar – 3:30pm, Tim Burleson – 6pm

Bart Lounge – Latina Night w/ DJ LF – 8pm

Blu Ember – Gina Sedman – 5pm

Casuelas Café – El Mariachi Coachella –1pm, Voices Carrie – 5:30pm

Coachella Valley Brewing Co. –Acoustic Afternoon w/ Jetta King and Chaz Marriott – 3:30pm

Fisherman’s Market, PS – Live Music – 6pm

Jolene’s – Desert Crows – 6pm

Lavender Bistro – Scott Carter – 6pm Melvyn’s – Mikael Healey – 5pm

The Nest – Live Music – 6:30pm

Pappy and Harriet’s – Squirrel Nut Zippers – 8pm

Tommy Bahamas – Alex Santana –12pm

The Village – Gio the Ace - 9pm

Monday, December 19

Babaloo Lounge – Piano Bar – 3:30, Tim Burleson – 6pm

Casuelas Café – Live Music – 6pm

The Nest – Live Music – 6:30pm

Vicky’s of Santa Fe – Richard “88 Fingers” Turner – 6pm

The Village – DJ Gio the Ace – 9pm

Tuesday, December 20

Babaloo Lounge – Piano Bar – 3:306:30pm, The Carmens – 6:30pm

Casuelas Café – The Desert Suite Band – 5:30pm

Chef George’s – Lizann Warner –6:30pm

Cunard’s Sandbar – Bill Baker – 6pm

The Nest – Live Music – 6:30pm

Vicky’s of Santa Fe – Slim Man Band – 6pm

The Village – Karaoke – 9pm

Wednesday, December 21

Babaloo Lounge – Piano Bar – 3:306:30pm, DJ Erineil – 7pm

Casuelas Café – Lisa Lynn and the Broken Hallelujahs – 5:30pm

Chef George’s – Tim Burleson – 6:30pm

Coachella Valley Brewing Co. – Trivia Night – 7pm

Cunard’s Sandbar – Bill Baker – 6pm

The Fix – Alex Santana – 5:30pm

Indian Wells Resort Hotel – Patrice Morris – 6pm

Lavender Bistro – Scott Carter – 6pm

Lit @ Fantasy Springs – Runaway Band – 7pm

The Nest – Live Music – 6:30pm

Plan B Live Entertainment & Cocktails

– Red’s Rockstar Karaoke – 9pm

Tack Room Tavern – T-Bone Karaoke – 7pm

Vicky’s of Santa Fe – John Stanley King – 6pm

The Village – Rapmarz – 9pm, Banda Revolucion – 10pm

THOUGHTFUL & TWISTED CHRISTMAS TREATS

BY ROBIN E. SIMMONS

Stan and Ollie are in constant trouble (“Is that 100 six-foot toy soldiers or 600 one-footers?”) Silas Barnaby, (remember “the meanest man in town”?), Bo Peep (she’s being forced into marriage by Silas or he will evict Bo’s mom, who is in fact The Old Woman In The Shoe). And there’s Tom Tom the Piper’s Son (Ms Peep’s true love) and the big finale with the creepy attack of the Bogeymen.

SINCERE AND CYNICAL CINEMA FOR THE SEASON

Christmas movies are a self-perpetuating industry that never fills the gaping maw of its assumed audience. Mostly drivel, these sickly-sweet, smarmy or thuddingly unfunny narratives would-be farcical productions crowd the cable and streaming calendar this time of year. But every once in a while, a holiday themed movie breaks through and connects with a greater truth that resonates with an audience no matter how many times it has been viewed.

If you’re already familiar with great family fare that includes “NATIONAL LAMPOON’S CHRISTMAS VACATION,” “A CHRISTMAS STORY,” “MIRACLE ON 34th STREET,” and of course the ritualized liturgy of family gatherings to pay homage to “IT’S A WONDERFUL LIFE,” (now availkable in a beautiful hi-def Blu-ray transfer from Paramoubt) here are some additional titles that might fit your Christmas

mood – whether cynical or sincere.

“THE BISHOP’S WIFE” (1947)

“Do not forget to entertain strangers, for some people have entertained angels without knowing it.” Hebrews 13:2

Cary Grant is Dudley, an angel sent down as a result of the prayers of new bishop David Niven in 1947’s sly and wise treat from MGM.

So caught up in trying to raise funds to build a new cathedral, the bishop neglects his beautiful, devoted wife, a doe-eyed Loretta Young.

The obviously tempted Dudley shows the bishop’s wife how to celebrate the precious, passing moments and the bishop learns the greatest lesson of all.

The world’s three great religions incorporate angels as real, created entities, messengers between the world of mortals and God. And movies about angels, both good and bad, will always be messengers of film entertainment. This exceptional black and white title about a very good angel is worthy of your time.

Incidentally, when Sam Goldwyn got a look at

the initial production footage, he hated what he saw. Fired director William Seiter, had switched the roles of Niven and Grant, hired Henry Koster to direct and voila! a sublime classic was created. Highly recommended. Black & White full frame.)

RARE EXPORTS

Originally an award winning series of short films, now expanded by director Jalmari Helander into a highly unusual feature.

This strange, sometimes horrifying Christmas tale is set in the frozen wastes of Finland where local reindeer herders battle an ancient, mythic but newly manifest evil: Santa Claus. Yes, THE Santa! But it’s his vast army of vicious brutish, elfish “helpers” that must be killed -- or tamed.

Single father Rauno (Jorma Tommila) and his young son, Pietari (Onni Tommila) must sort out a truth for themselves that will ensure their future. This disturbing, regional folktale made real is unlike any so-called Christmas movie you have seen.

“SANTA CLAUSE CONQUERS THE MARTIANS” (1964)

Incredibly bizarre, this vintage public domain film widely copied and resold is in terrible condition. Spices, dirt, faded color, bad sound and so on. But that only adds to the ambient power of this demented foray into the fragmented Clausian mythos. Although there is a plot, the title pretty much says it all. It seems that Martians are upset because their children have been watching TV broadcasts from earth and have learned about Santa Claus. Of course, everyone knows there’s only one Santa, so the Martians come to earth and kidnap two kids who lead them to the North Pole.

There, the Martians kidnap Santa and the kids and return to Mars. A bunch of stuff happens on the trip to Mars and after they get there. Bla bla bla. Suffice it to say, the Gospel of Santa does eventually reach Mars.

But here’s what makes this movie a masterpiece for me. I turn off the sound and play the opening of Wagner’s “Ring” very loud. And then I found “The Three Penny Ring Cycle” by Les Grooms. This is an 80 minute reduction of Wagner’s massive 17 hour opera and if fits perfectly the length of SCCTM. The resulting experience is surreal in the extreme, it works even better the worse quality of your DVD transfer. Be sure to turn up the contrast ratio and set the picture to “vivid.” Beware.

“MARCH OF THE WOODEN SOLDIERS” (AKA “BABES IN TOYLAND”)

(1934)

On the far end of the musical movie spectrum is the colorized Laurel and Hardy “March of the Wooden Soldiers.”

Originally released as “Babes in Toyland,” adapted from Victor Herbert’s operetta “Babes in Toyland,” there’s more of the Holiday Spirit in this 1934 classic than in most of the insipidly lame attempts of movies that exploit the holiday season.

Dum (Stan) and Dee (Ollie) are Santa’s toymakers preparing for the big delivery on Christmas eve. Mother Goose and nursery rhyme characters are all over the place and

This classic has been cleaned up, digitally remastered and colorized and looks about as perfect as the best of old style children’s book illustrations and I bet Stan Laurel and Oliver Hardy themselves would want this one colorized. Stan even said he regretted they couldn’t shoot this in color. It’s certainly no sacrilege. This is one beautiful, Fauvistic fever dream of a movie; a weirdly mesmerizing treat.

Laurel and Hardy forever! Let’s all love each other, OK?

That said, there is something else to consider.

For those who dare to read between the lines (or movie frames), this film can be seen as a subversive horror fest that plumbs deeply disturbing psychological and political issues not touched on in contemporary films. I am amazed that someone hasn’t examined this in detail and I have often wondered how much of it may have been intentional -- perhaps from the brilliantly demented mind of Stan Laurel. Only on the surface is this a children’s movie.

John McCabe mentions in his liner notes to the soundtrack LP that Stan felt Babes in Toyland had more consistent entertainment values than any of their films, and his one regret was that it hadn’t been made in color. Three-strip Technicolor was still a year or so in the future in 1934.

“BAD

SANTA” (2003)

There are currently three different versions of Bad Santa available: the 93-minute theatrical cut, the 98-minute “Badder Santa” (Unrated) edition, and the newer 88-minute Director’s Cut. The changes are slight and only affect the tone of the film.

Not everyone’s cup of tea, this brilliant film about an alcoholic criminal and his midget partner-in-crime has an unfiltered look at life on the dark edge of the manufactured holiday that celebrates Christ’s birth. It is not only an unblinking look at the business of Christmas, but also showcases the unexpected and ironic unconditional love of a misfit kid who still yearns for a real Santa even if he’s a reprobate fraud at death’s door.

Billy Bob Thornton is Santa, Lauren Graham is his girlfriend (she likes men in uniform), the late John Ritter is a befuddled store manager and the late Bernie Mac is a dubious store detective. The late Tony Cox is a little person elf partner of Thornton.

But it is Brett Kelly who will break your heart as the bullied fat kid who still believes in the goodness of a real Santa in spite of all the evidence to the contrary.

The story came from the Coen brothers and Terry Zwigoff directed with a very sure hand and a clear vision.

I love this near-perfect film with its profound and timeless message of love for the unlovable. Here is the ultimate American Christmas movie and should be required viewing for all those who are sick of the forced gaiety and obligations of the holidays. Times are tough enough. (Director’s cut: Not rated.)

Merry Christmas. God bless us one and all. Comments? robin@coachellavalleyweekly.com

CHARMING CHRISTMAS COUPLES THE VINO VOICE

Happy Holidays to all you readers! For your festive considerations, we’re showcasing the Christmas couples of the year! The 19 Crimes Snoop + Martha, and then a couple of luxury wines from the famed Napa Valley winery, Beringer Vineyards Private Reserve Cabernet Sauvignon and Chardonnay. Hope you enjoy the show—and stay thirsty! Move over Santa Claus, Snoop Dogg is coming to town! Just in time to share in your holiday season, Snoop Dogg has dropped his third bottle and first ever sparkling wine with the 19 Crimes wine brand: 19 Crimes Snoop Cali Gold (around $16)

The PR surrounding this new Snoop Dogg release reads as follows: Spend this holiday season in the Dogghouse and pop a bottle of the season’s coolest sparkling! Refreshing and fruit-forward, Snoop Cali Gold encapsulates the entertainment icon’s iconic West Coast style. Not only that, this bottle is perfect for holiday entertaining - watch Snoop rap his timeless Doggystyle track “Who Am I (What’s My Name)?” straight off the label, using the brand’s new web-based AR experience.

In this column’s egalitarian scope on the ever-expanding wine game, we’ve covered Snoop Dogg’s foray into the vino cognoscenti minds—or at least the young vino cognoscenti minds, of how an iconoclastic rapper can take on the wine world with panache and alongside Martha Stewart as well. Cheers! to that!

In our Snoop Dogg Uncorked article of a couple of years ago, we wrote: “Since its inception, 19 Crimes’ brand story has been about doing the unexpected, so it’s not so odd that it would tap Snoop to be the face of its first Cali red. Snoop, obviously, wasn’t one of the convicts who built Australia, but his addition aims to bring a more modern-day element to the brand’s wine selection.”

“Snoop Dogg is the perfect partner as he embodies the spirit of 19 Crimes and what those original rebels stood for. He is an iconic figure throughout the world. He’s rule breaking, culture creating, and he overcame adversity to become very successful.”

So this new Cali Gold sparkler on the Snoop Dogg Scene is a bubbly made from a blend of mixed white grapes, French Colombard, Riesling, and Muscat. That’s the only info I received from my sources out there and as you can discern, it’s not your typical sparkling wine blend.

The color is indeed a golden hue, with crisp aromas of lemon, green apple, melon, pear, and a little floral. But as you’d expect with such an unusual grape blend indicated above—we’ve got a very interesting palate before us: I find flavors of ripe peach, lemon candy, dried apricot, pineapple & tropical fruits, lime, nectarine, nuts, and some salinity. Fortunately, it’s not an overly sweet wine. Certainly there is some fruit sweetness but the wine is balanced with some fresh acidity. And that’s a good thing when enjoying food & snacks.

Next, let both Snoop Dogg and Martha Stewart be the guests of honor with 19 Crimes’ limited edition 2-pack featuring Snoop Cali Red and Martha’s Chard! ($24.99)

As the brand says: “Put Snoop and Martha in the same room and they’re bound to be the life of the party, using 19 Crimes’ unique AR technology. The 2-pack is available now and is sure to impress your guests and make for an unforgettable holiday!”

We’ve covered both these wines previously: 19 Crimes Martha Chard is fresh and lemony and not burdened with heavy oak nor

BY RICK RIOZZA

toastiness—I found this wine to be perfect for parties and light fare. The 19 Crimes Snoop Cali Red is a Petite Sirah blend that is on the fruity bold side for you bold red wine quaffers.

And Now! Our favorite Luxury Wine Couple for the Holidays!

2020 Beringer Vineyards Private Reserve Napa Valley Chardonnay ($50) This is the Chardonnay treat for the Coachella Valley! It is always one of the best white wines for the money and every Chardonnay lover out here knows that! This Chard is a big, lush wine that showcases the best of Napa Valley terroir and the vintage. A single-vineyard Chardonnay sourced from the Gamble Ranch, located near the town of Yountville, in the Oakville AVA, this wine highlights the richness and complexity of this varietal and has been a benchmark Chardonnay since its first vintage in 1978.

The winery notes are right on and I can’t put it any better: “Layered, rich, creamy, and complex, this luscious Chardonnay is classically Californian, with expressive aromas of citrus blossom, jasmine, and lemon curd, supported by tropical ripe flavors of white nectarine, peach, and grilled pineapple. The wellintegrated oak shows notes of brioche, vanilla, and ginger spice, leading to a long, mouthwatering finish with freshness and minerality that’s perfect for a summer sip, making it the perfect gift for those who prefer a white.”

2018 Beringer Vineyards Private Reserve Cabernet Sauvignon, Napa Valley ($175) For those of you California Cab lovers who enjoy the finer things in life, or those who treat themselves to world-class wine once or twice a year, this is the baby to spend on. From one of California’s best vintages ever, this Cab is a dream and a taste of heaven!

Wine writer James Suckling has awarded this wine 98 points stating, “Wild blackberry, cassis, dark chocolate, tobacco and dark spice on the nose. Dried violets, too. It’s mediumto full-bodied with firm, powdery tannins and a creamy texture. Intense, yet restrained and refined, with a solid core of dark berries and bitter chocolate. Really focused and crafted with exemplary Napa Cabernet character.”

Other writers found, “Dark but fresh, with vibrant black currant and black cherry preserve flavors laced with streaks of violet, iron and tobacco; notes of fresh blackberries, mulberries and crushed blackcurrants, plus emerging hints of redcurrant jelly, bay leaves, unsmoked cigars and cedar chest. Full-bodied, rich and plush; “pairs well with a juicy beef tenderloin, making it the perfect pairing for holiday meals. Whoa! Merry Christmas baby!!

BY DEANN LUBELL

The power of the written word from the mind of one writer can be quite powerful; however, when you add two more writers to the equation as one unit, it becomes atomic. Thus is the case of writers Rachel Druten, Joanne Hardy, and Carol Mann. Together these seasoned awardwinning authors recently formed All About Books speakers’ presentations.

“We wanted to promote our books and felt that triple name recognition and blending of ideas for promotion would be helpful to each other,” said Carol Mann. “We began meeting weekly over a year ago to develop both our game plan and our program to take to clubs and organizations. Our opening presentation was at the Desert Hot Springs Library on writing humor, the historical novel, and the short story. It put us on the map.”

Each one of these talented ladies offers a different writing experience. They are very diverse as writers and in their presentations. Druten focuses on humor; Hardy on historical fiction; and Mann on short stories. Their popular programs last 30 minutes with each giving a ten-minute talk.

Druten is the author of nine historical novels. Her award-winning Hazel Flick series, Paradise Found and I’m Back has been optioned for a TV series. She is the founder of Tools for Tomorrow, a nonprofit after school literacy enrichment program in elementary

schools throughout the Coachella Valley. She has been honored many times for her community service, leadership, and commitment in education.

Hardy’s love of history and genealogy shines through in her thrilling historical novels: The Girl in the Butternut Dress and Random Truths. Her third novel, Abandoned, is scheduled to be released the spring of 2022. Joanne stays true to historic facts and the people of the time, while creating believe characters to love and hate, cheer and boo, and laugh and cry over. She belongs to several local and national organizations and has been a social writer for the Desert Sun.

It shows in her writings that Mann loves the written word. Her award-winning short stories, poetry, and personal essays have appeared in literary journals and magazines including Six Hens, Bloodroot, Writer’s Digest, The Sun Runner, and RiverSedge Her books include the short story collection Creek Songs and All Ways A Woman. She, too, is a member of several local and national organizations.

To find out more information as how to purchase the written creations of these amazing women or to book them as speakers please write inquiries to allaboutbooks@ dc.rr.com. Rachel Druten can be reached at racheldruten@gmail.com and www. racheldruten.com. Joanne Hardy can be reached at hohojo@earthlink.net and www. joannehardyauthor.com Carol Mann can be reached at carolmann@dc.rr.com and www. carolsmann.com

PET PL ACE A TAIL OF 3 DOGS

BY JANET McAFEE

up and she did not want to leave my lap. She had no teeth which made her tongue hang out, but she was that much more adorable. I couldn’t stop thinking about Muffin, she was the same age as the boys, and I knew few people wanted a dog that age.”

“The next day I called Loving All Animals and arranged for the boys to meet Muffin. Everything hinged on this meeting. The three pups met in a shelter yard and after they neutrally coexisted, the dog I named Bella rode back with us to her forever home. The brothers are a team. Jett ignores Bella and Benny tolerates her. Bella doesn’t seem to mind being the odd pup out as she enjoys running around the house and sitting in my lap. I walk the three of them together four times a day, and Bella is wonderfully leash trained. I take the dogs for car rides and road trips.”

Yankee and Doodle once enjoyed a good life with their human dad. They were senior boys when suddenly their lives changed forever.

Doodle recalls, “Our dad didn’t seem sick, but one morning he did not get out of bed. We waited for breakfast, but he never moved. The days passed and we were hungry and thirsty. We laid by his side on the bed. One day two police officers burst through the door. More people arrived and took our dad away, and we frantically tried to follow to stay with him. More men in uniform came, taking us away in a truck to a large building where there were many barking dogs. We were sad and afraid.”

“A nice woman from Loving All Animals came to rescue us, and we went to live at their shelter. Medical evaluations at their veterinarian showed I had muscle atrophy and lameness in a back leg requiring pain relieving medication. I was determined to keep pace with my brother. We returned for anesthetic dentals because our teeth were bad. We were nine years old, and we became long term fixtures at the shelter. For awhile we were in a great foster home. People who came to the shelter only wanted

a younger dog or they only wanted one of us. The shelter staff understood we were a ‘Band of Brothers’ who would never leave the other behind.”

One day Corrine Szarvas-Kidd came to Loving All Animals looking to adopt two older pups. She often sought dogs who had the hardest time getting adopted. Corrine faithfully visited the dogs at the shelter, learning more about their behavior and medical issues. The dogs were thrilled to leave for their forever home but could not have anticipated the adventures ahead.

Yankee is now named Benny and Doodle is named Jet. Corrine reports, “The dogs loved our trip last summer to Arizona and Colorado where they made lots of human and canine friends. They loved riding the tram at Telluride. They enjoy going on hikes like younger dogs. Benny and Jet are so loving, they give people kisses like little pecks, not the slobbery kind.”

Corrine is psychologist for the Desert Sands Unified School District with a specialty in special education. Though trained in human behavior, she appreciates the techniques used to understand and train canines. Corrine tells us, “The dogs quickly

took ownership of my home. However, I had to eliminate their lengthy barking at guests. It takes time and patience working with a new dog. Benny and I took an obedience class to help with anxiety when I leave the house. The dogs were well behaved when I got them and with time and training they are doing great!”

A small Apricot Poodle named Muffin tells her story, “I once had a family with children. I was afraid when they packed all their belongings. They put down a bowl of water and a bowl of canned food, and my family drove away. Soon the food and water were gone, but far worse my heart was broken. After a few days, the woman who owned the house arrived. She was angry about the mess in the house, and she was angry I was left there. She brought me to the Loving All Animals shelter. The staff gave me food and a warm bed, and a volunteer comforted me.”

Sometimes unforeseeable wonderful things happen. A month after adopting the brothers, Corrine returned a large crate belonging to Loving All Animals gave. An Apricot Poodle in the lobby approached and sat by her feet. Corrine recalls, “I picked her

MEET BRADY MEET BRANDY

I arrived at the Coachella Valley Animal Campus with Brandy in October. I’m a 2-yr-old neutered active Siberian Husky boy, medium sized at 40-lbs. Meet me in a private visiting area at 72-050 Pet Land Place in Thousand Palms between 10am-4pm Mon thru Sat, dog ID#A1694342. I love people and other pups, hope to be Home for the Holidays with you. www.rcdas.org

I arrived at the Coachella Valley Animal Campus shelter back in October with Brady. I’m a lovely Siberian Husky girl, an active 1-yr-old 40-lb girl. Hoping to be Home for the Holidays! Meet me in a private visiting room between 10am-4pm Mon thru Sat, I love people and other pups. Dog ID#A1694343, already spayed. 72-050 Pet Land Place, Thousand Palms, www.rcdas.org

They loved our day at the Santa Barbara dog beach. Jett ran like the wind on the beach, pausing only to play with another dog. Jett’s back legs go together like a rabbit’s when he runs. The dogs jump up and down with joy every time we get ready for a car ride.”

“The dogs recently celebrated their 10th birthday party. Hats stayed on long enough for photos until I removed them. They have a bonded pack mentality, and I am the Alpha. We are family! I didn’t need a third dog but couldn’t bear to think of so many creatures who are unwanted and unloved when I had room for one more.”

Loving All Animals could not save precious puppies, bottle feeding kittens, grateful seniors, frightened dogs, or those with medical conditions without your support. More foster homes and volunteers are needed. To foster or volunteer call (760) 834-7000. Donate at www.lovingallanimals. org. Your donation helps animals like Benny, Jett, and Bella become healthy and happy, and bring comfort and joy in their second chance home. Thank you to the animal heroes who are part of the journey from homelessness to a home.

Janetmcafee8@gmail.com

(PHOTO COURTESY OF RED DOOR PICTURES, SANDY SWETT PHOTOGRAPHER)

COACHELLA VALLEY ANIMAL CAMPUS –Open 10:00-4:00 Monday through Saturday. View animals online at all 4 county shelters www.rcdas.org, 72-050 Pet Land Place, Thousand Palms, (760) 343-3644. (Public)

PALM SPRINGS ANIMAL SHELTER – Open to the public, closed Tuesday. View animals online at psanimalsshelter.org and complete application for the one you want to meet, 4575 E. Mesquite Ave, Palm Springs, Call (760) 416-5718. (Public)

DESERT HOT SPRINGS ANIMAL CARE & CONTROL – Open daily 9:30-4:30. www. cityofdhs.org/animal-care-control.com, View animals at www.petango.com/dhsacc. 65810 Hacienda Ave, Desert Hot Springs, Call for appointment (760) 329-6411 ext. 450.

ANIMAL SAMARITANS – Open to the public. View their animals at www. animalsamaritans.org. Email volunteer@ animalsamaritans.org to foster or volunteer. Located at 72307 Ramon Rd, Thousand Palms, (760) 601-3918. (Private)

CALIFORNIA PAWS RESCUE - Call for an appointment to adopt. Located at 73650 Dinah Shore, Palm Desert. View their animals at californiapawsrescue.com, (760) 6563833. (Private)

HUMANE SOCIETY OF THE COACHELLA VALLEY – Fill out an application online www. orphanpet.com and call for an appointment. This shelter has dogs of all sizes and cats, Located at 17825 N. Indian Canyon, Palm Springs, (760) 329-0203. (Private)

KITTYLAND – Open to the public to adopt cats and kittens. Located at 67600 18th Avenue, Desert Hot Springs, www. kittylandrescue.org, (760) 251-2700. (Private)

PRETTY GOOD CAT – Foster based rescue for cats located in La Quinta. Contact them at prettygoodcat.com, (760) 660-3414 (Private)

LOVING ALL ANIMALS – Call for appointment to adopt dogs. Located at 83496 Avenue 51, Coachella, lovingallanimals.org, (760) 834-7000. (Private)

ANIMAL RESCUE CENTER OF CALIFORNIA

– Foster based rescue for dogs and cats in Indio. thearc-ca.org, (760) 877-7077 (Private)

FLUFFS & SCRUFFS – Foster based rescue for small dogs in Cathedral City. FLUFFSANDSCRUFFS@AOL.COM, (310) 9803383 (Private)

SOCIETY’S OUTKAST ANIMAL RESCUE

– Foster based rescue for dogs in Rancho Mirage, www.societysoutkasts.com, (760) 832-0617. (Private)

LIVING FREE ANIMAL SANCTUARY –Large outdoor shelter for dogs and cats up Hwy 74, Mountain Center, living-free.org, (951) 659-4687. (Private)

CITY OF BANNING ANIMAL SHELTER –Open daily 10am-6pm. Located at 2050 E. Charles St, Banning. Many beautiful animals of all sizes. View animals at arerescue.org/ banning. (951) 708-1280 Short staffed so don’t always answer phones. (Public)

CITY OF SAN BERNARDINO ANIMAL SHELTER – Open 12:00 – 3pm Tues through Sat. Google “City of San Bernardino Animal Shelter” for website to view animals and get ID number of the animal you want. Located at 333 Chandler Place, San Bernardino, (909) 384-1304 or (909) 384-7272. (Public)

SAN BERNARDINO COUNTY ANIMAL SHELTER AT DEVORE – Open 7 days a week. Call (909) 386-9280, www.sbcounty.gov/acc and get the ID number of animal you are interested in adopting, 19777 Shelter Way, San Bernardino (Public).

Here are some places where you can adopt a wonderful rescue dog or cat!

REDUCE TAXES WITH 401Ks AND IRAs HADDON LIBBY

One of the best ways to reduce your taxes is to contribute as much of your income as you can to a retirement account like a 401k.

The maximum amount that you can contribute to a 401k if you are under 50 years of age is $20,500. Once you pass the mid-century point, you can make a ‘catchup’ contribution of another $6,500 bringing your maximum contribution up to $27,000. Any contributions by your employer are in addition to this and max out at $40,500.

If you own a business and do not have a group plan for your employees, you can open a solo 401k plan. Typically, people with small businesses or gig workers who receive 1099s each year qualify to start solo 401k plans. With a solo 401k, you can contribute more than a group 401k. If you have a group 401k plan for your business, you cannot start a separate 401k as you must participate in that plan just like your employees.

Solo 401ks can be set up by a sole proprietorship, limited liability company, S-Corporation or C-corporation.

Contributions max out at $61,000 for 2022 so long as you have this much in income. With a solo 401k, you as employer can contribute up to $40,500 in lieu of salary. This contribution should be done by year-end. You can then contribute up to another $20,500 as the employee prior to filing your taxes in 2023. If you are over 50 years of age, add another $6,500. If you are married, you can add your spouse to the

plan and save up to $122,000 if under 50 and $135,000 if you are both over 50.

Where a solo 401k works best for those trying to reduce taxable income by a lot, there are also great ideas for people with lower income levels and lower tax rates.

If you pay little in state and federal taxes each year and have some money to save, consider a ROTH IRA. Roth IRAs come in two varieties: Roth 401k and Roth IRA. The Roth 401k is usually available through your employer. Anyone can set up a Roth IRA.

Roths work best for those who have a low tax rate today and expect a higher tax rate in the future. With Roth plans, you pay your tax today and never have to pay taxes

on those funds again. If you are in your 20s, this means that the money can grow taxfree for 40+ years.

The big difference between the Roth 401k and the Roth IRA is that the Roth 401k can save the same amount as the Traditional 401k - $20,500 if you are under 50 and $27,000 if you are older. Employer contributions are in addition to those limits and can be up to another $40,500.

A Roth IRA is limited to a $6,000 contribution if you are under 50 and $7,000 if you are older.

Once you turn 72 years old with a 401k, you must take RMDs, Required Minimum Distributions, from the retirement account.

BY HADDON LIBBY

Roth 401ks or IRAs do not have RMDs as you have already paid the tax on these monies to the state and federal tax collectors.

Whether you have a 401k or Roth, be sure to name beneficiaries in the event that you die before spending the money. One mistake many people make is to name a Trust instead of individuals. If you die and name the trust as the beneficiary, your 401k is liquidated and 100% taxable. If you name individuals versus a trust, each inheritor gets to decide whether they cash out their portion of your retirement account or roll those funds into a beneficiary IRA. With beneficiary IRAs, the inheritor has ten years to withdraw funds.

There are numerous variations on these basic retirement ideas. To understand the topic more, feel free to drop me a note at hlibby@winslowdrake.com.

Haddon Libby is the Founder and Chief Investment Officer of Winslow Drake Investment Management. For more information on our services, please visit www.WinslowDrake.com

IF YOU DON’T BELIEVE DUI CHECKPOINTS WILL BE OUT, THEN LEAVE THE LIGHTS

HOFFA…and if you don’t know who Jimmy Hoffa was, look him up in the dictionary… UNDER CEMENT!

You can bet your “bippy” there will be DUI Checkpoints between DECEMBER 1 TO New Year’s DAY. Many of us in the CV are bored with the Covid restrictions from the law few years, and thus drink to feel better. Then after drinking, the alcohol contributes to the use of bad judgement. The impaired person gets in the car to go to McDonalds or for a pizza… and you know the rest of the story.

Of course, DUI sobriety checkpoints are legal in 2022, and they are not a 4th Amendment IlIegal search and seizure violation… if the DUI Checkpoint complies with all the regulatory rules. Turning onto a side street or turning around before passing through a checkpoint is generally not against the law.

Your turning around should not, in and of itself, give the police a reasonable suspicion to make a DUI stop. However, the officer may be able to stop you if he observes any driving that would be sufficient for reasonable suspicion. Thus, slow or erratic driving, straddling the line or making an illegal turn could attract the

officer’s attention, and he then could stop your car. Of course s/he could also make up Probable Cause.

To deter holiday drinking, Checkpoints are implemented to meet the increased number of people who will be drinking and driving. A word of advice, Use a Taxi, Uber or Lyft. They are a lot cheaper than getting Arrested or being in an Accident and having to call me the next morning.

The most important thing to know, is if you are stopped, be as polite as possible. The single most important thing to remember is what is listed in my admonition below, about giving the card to the officer. If you show you are happy to comply with anything the officer wants, but you first want to get authority from your lawyer, then you will look like the good guy and LET ME BE THE BAD GUY!

Of course, the police are not going to call me or any other lawyer. However it will not look like you are avoiding the police, but rather that you are following your lawyer’s advice.

In the Coachella Valley, few realize we have more DUI FATALITIES…per capita, than anywhere else in California. That makes DUI Checkpoints and Saturation Patrols, essential to save lives of the drivers …and ourself. A saturation patrol is a large number of law enforcement officers making

their presence known by conducting stops, targeting inebriated, distracted, aggressive and speeding drivers, as well as those with seatbelt or cell phone violations….the whole nine yards of traffic violations.

Remember: Silence is Golden and Handcuffs are Silver so DON’T TALK to POLICE without your lawyer’s permission. DON’T TALK WITH ANYONE ABOUT AN ACCIDENT OR CRIMINAL INVESTIGATION

WITHOUT YOUR ATTORNEY’S PERMISSION. IT IS OFTEN NOT WHAT YOU SAY BUT WHAT THEY THOUGHT YOU SAID.

Though often referred to as a DUI criminal defense lawyer, I choose to not view my DUI clients as “criminals”. I prefer to view them, and more importantly to treat them, as good, honest people that have found themselves in a scary and unfortunate situation after screwing up.

I look upon my job as protecting the Constitutional Rights of every American who drinks, drives and gets arrested for a DUI or has an ACCIDENT.

I do however “Change Hats” when I SUE Drunk Drivers for damages to my Injured or Deceased (Wrongful Death) clients.

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“Let’s

It’s a term uttered frequently, and people have been practicing its custom for centuries.

In the grand world of commerce or social engagements, a handshake is typically implemented by a business partner (and/ or) a consumer - for example, to signify to the other that they have given their “word”. Word, meaning “oath” or “promise” to commit to whatever has been discussed and agreed upon. If one party of a “handshake” deal defaults from whatever was agreed upon at the time of the act, the defaulting party would (and should) be frowned upon and never trusted again. Fifty to sixty years ago if someone defaulted upon a handshake deal everyone knew about it and the perpetrator or the oath-break would find it difficult to continue doing “business as usual”

Historians believe the art of the “handshake” dates back 3000 years. This fact is supported by the discovery of a relief dating to the 9th century BCE depicting the King of Babylonia, Marduk-Zakir-Shumi I, in which he is shaking hands to cement a partnership with the Assyrian King, Shalmaneser III

One theory is that the action started to suggest peaceful intent towards another.

Extending an empty hand was shown to prove to another that they were not concealing weapons. The up-and-down motion of a handshake was implemented as means to dislodge any daggers that might have been tucked up sleeves. Clasped hands meant terms were agreed upon and a sacred binding oath had been pledged… My, how far we have fallen.

“An agreement can be expressed quickly and clearly in words,” Historian Walter Burkert once said, “but is only made effective by a ritual gesture: open, weaponless hands stretched out toward one another, grasping each other in a mutual handshake.”

In today’s convoluted business, capitalist, and world of consumerism, a handshake no longer holds the value of what it did once upon a time. What is becoming all-the-more disconcerting is that when a handshake deal is broken in today’s world no one seems to blink an eye except for the injured party. Perpetual oath and promise breakers of today’s world continue to do business as usual and remain unscathed by their betrayal. Of course, this statistic is not applicable to all, and the hope is casualties and perpetrators of such hideous a crime is minimal. And so, if a handshake can be broken as easily as it is offered, what

is stopping anyone from breaking written contracts? The answer to the evolution of our subject matter is quite simply – nothing at all.

We write this with profound first-hand experience and have lived to tell the tale, so rest assured our words can be taken with more than just a pinch of salt. The idea behind the literature you are consuming is to educate and make you aware so that you may better protect yourselves from the shark-infested waters of oath breakers and promise predators.

Let us analyze the fundamentals of a written contract.

Whenever you buy an item, sign a business deal, purchase a home, etc., both parties are pledging an oath. It’s written on paper. Signed, dated, and recorded. If someone defaults, both have justifiable means to sue the other in a court of law and should recoup whatever is owed. You would think it’s straight forward. To quote a legal expression, “It’s a slam dunk”. Well, think again.

The original handshake oath and promise breakers have become so skilled at their art of deception, that in today’s world they’ve even discovered scrupulous ‘loopholes’ in the law as a means to break contracts. How you ask? Keep reading.

Per personal experience, many corporations, and savvy businesspersons (let’s just call them what they truly are – liars), understand that the legal system [or so they believe] cannot do anything to them if - and when they break contracts. Reality dictates that there are some truths to this belief. For example, famous YouTube personality Mr. Alex Jones was recently slapped with a judgment and asked to pay those he has injured, a billion dollars. Now, you would think that if a judge declares someone guilty and was ordered to pay one billion dollars in damages that whoever was judged might feel

somewhat ashamed and be concerned about the outcome and consequences – if there were any. Not Mr. Alex Jones. On his YouTube channel, he broadcasted a clip of the court sentence/order of himself being judged - and laughing. Mr. Jones’ childish actions occurred for several reasons. Firstly, Mr. Alex Jones can simply have his entire net worth tied up in Trust Funds, which by law, are virtually impenetrable. Secondly, if Mr. Jones does not pay the parties as ordered by the court judge, this will not not preclude him from continuing to do business “as usual”, nor will he do jail time. So, the question looms: How do we fix the issue of oath and promise breakers? I believe the answer just presented itself in the narrative.

If our judicial system began pronouncing contract breakers guilty and enforcing edicts to either “pay, have the ability to conduct business revoked, and or be incarcerated”, liars would find a way to cough up what they owe very quickly. Furthermore, the audacity of anyone even considering breaking a contract would rapidly become history.

Be vigilant in all your business and purchasing practices and especially at this time of year. Your level of recourse, sadly, until the judicial system is amended is diminishing.

Keep in mind; be aware of the handshake, that hides a snake [Undisputed Truth, 1971].

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The holidays provide a good opportunity to spend quality time with family, friends, and co-workers. Rather than getting stressed about holiday obligations, think about these opportunities as making “deposits” in your relationship banks. The time you spend is an investment into the relationship’s long-term success. Spending time with people means talking with them. Whether personal or professional, conversation is a big part of this season. Most people are very good at talking about themselves. Why is that? Insecurity, self-importance, passion? Whatever the underlying cause, when we’re talking about ourselves, we’re not learning much about anyone else.

Listening is more than hearing. Too often, we participate in conversations by focusing less on what the other person is saying and more on what we’re going to say next. When you show that you are truly comprehending what another person is saying, rather than just waiting your turn to reply, you add to their self-worth, and you validate them. Who wouldn’t want that for a gift?

What’s the secret to great listening? There’s a lot that goes into it, and it’s not something you’ll master overnight. But remembering a few key points can help:

Speak less. Don’t try to “one up” the other person, dominate the conversation or prove a point. Know you’re okay being just who you are. Even a well-meaning attempt to relate with someone by sharing a similar experience draws the focus away from them and onto you, so speak less!

Demonstrate you’re paying attention. Greet the other person with a smile. Look them in the eyes and honor their thoughts. Taking these actions will help you focus and drown out distractions.

Ask open-ended questions and actively listen to their responses. Try to listen without the intent to reply. Practice patience and listen completely until the person finishes his

or her point. Let the conversation go where it needs to naturally — resist the temptation to bring it back around to what you want to say.

Imagine you’ll be describing the conversation to someone else later. Just like having to teach something is the best way to learn it, knowing you’ll have to relay a conversation to someone later can help you focus and retain the important information. To test yourself, try to summarize the conversation several hours or days later, even if you’re just talking to yourself. This process can show you how much information you’re retaining and whether you need to improve. It can also make a big difference in your next conversation with that person.

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We live in an increasingly busy and chaotic world. No matter how busy you are — or who you are — use this holiday season to try to improve your listening skills. Break out of the old habits of needing to be the center of attention or always having a witty reply. Remember, you’re great just the way you are — it’s OK to let someone else have the spotlight!

Not only will better listening make the holidays more enjoyable, but it will also help you in your professional and personal life. And it doesn’t cost a dime!

*Note: The information in this article was compiled from various sources. These suggestions are not a complete list of every preventative or loss control measure. This information is not intended to replace additional safety manuals or the advice of another qualified professional(s). We make no guarantee of results from the use of this information. We assume no liability in connection with the information nor the suggestions made.

shake on it”

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FITNESS ASSESSMENTS. WHAT IS IT AND WHY

IS THIS IMPORTANT?

If you hired a trainer and your first sessions they don’t perform a Fitness assessment, it’s a red flag. That could mean that the trainer might be not having enough experience or education.

Fitness assessments identify your physical strengths and weaknesses. For example, you might have great stamina and endurance to complete cardio workouts, but limited upper body strength. Your trainer can use this knowledge to build a suitable fitness routine that will amplify your strengths and improve on your weaknesses

The purposes of assessment are to gather baseline data and to provide a basis for developing goals and effective exercise programs. Gathering and evaluating the various pieces of information gives your personal trainer a broader perspective. The process and the data collected assist the trainer in identifying potential areas of injury and reasonable starting points for recommended intensities and volumes of exercise based on the goals and fitness outcomes.

Exercise-related injuries are unfortunately a very common occurrence, particularly for beginners. Fitness assessments can’t eliminate your chance of injury entirely, but they will certainly help your trainer diagnose any potential weak areas so that they can be monitored more closely. They may also help you to recognize health risks you weren’t aware of before.

Why Have a Fitness Test?

• Assess your current fitness level

• Help identify fitness goals, interests and motivation for exercising-

• Determine any current health conditions, risks or limitations

• Identify appropriate training options

• Track your progress and evaluate program success

• To create a one-on-one relationship and establish appropriate expectations for both the client and the fitness trainer

Examples of Fitness Assessment:

• Cardiorespiratory endurance

• Muscular strength

• Muscular endurance

• Flexibility

• Body composition.

When performing a postural Assessment the following is getting screened:

• Head

• Upper back

• Shoulders

• Pelvis.

• Knees

• Feet

The Most Popular Fitness Tests Performed:

• Push-up Test

• Sprint Test

• Sit-up Test

• Bruce Test

• Illinois Agility

• Sit and Reach

• Skinfolds

• Handgrip Strength

• Vertical Jump

Having a Fitness Assessment can offer you some valuable information and knowledge that give you real direction in your workout program. We recommend that anyone serious about getting results start their program with a complimentary Fitness Assessment, and get reassessed every 90 days to measure progress and reset goals.

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FREEWILLASTROLOGY

WEEK OF DECEMBER 15

ARIES (March 21-April 19): Aries painter Vincent van Gogh was renowned for translating his sublime and unruly passions into colors and shapes on canvas. It was a demanding task. He careened between torment and ecstasy. “I put my heart and soul into my work,” he said, “and I have lost my mind in the process.” That’s sad! But I have good news for you, Aries. In the coming months, you will have the potential to reach unprecedented new depths of zest as you put your heart and soul into your work and play. And hallelujah, you won’t lose your mind in the process! In fact, I suspect you will become more mentally healthy than you’ve been in a long time.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): “The soul is silent,” writes Taurus poet Louise Glück. “If it speaks at all, it speaks in dreams.” I don’t agree with her in general, and I especially don’t agree with her in regard to your life in the coming weeks. I believe your soul will be singing, telling jokes, whispering in the dark, and flinging out unexpected observations. Your soul will be extra alive and alert and awake, tempting you to dance in the grocery store and fling out random praise and fantasize about having your own podcast. Don’t underestimate how vivacious your soul might be, Taurus. Give it permission to be as fun and funny as it yearns to be.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): The coming weeks will be an excellent time to expand your understanding about the nature of stress. Here are three study aids: 1. High stress levels are not healthy for your mind and body, but low to moderate stress can be good for you. 2. Low to moderate stress is even better for you if it involves dilemmas that you can ultimately solve. 3. There is a thing called “eustress,” which means beneficial stress. It arises from a challenge that evokes your vigor, resilience, and willpower. As you deal with it, you feel hopeful and hardy. It’s meaningful and interesting. I bring these ideas to your attention, dear Gemini, because you are primed to enjoy a rousing upgrade in your relationship with stress.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): Long before he launched his illustrious career, Cancerian inventor Buckminster was accepted to enroll at Harvard University. Studying at such a prestigious educational institution was a high honor and set him up for a bright future. Alas, he was expelled for partying too hard. Soon he was working at odd jobs. His fortunes dwindled, and he grew depressed. But at age 32, he had a pivotal mystical experience. He seemed to be immersed in a globe of white light hovering above the ground. A disembodied voice spoke, telling him he “belonged to the universe” and that he would fulfill his life purpose if he applied himself to serving “the highest advantage of others.” How would you like a Buckminster Fuller-style intervention, Cancerian? It’s available if you want it and ask for it.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Leo-born Judith Love Cohen was an electrical engineer who worked on NASA’s Apollo Space Program. She was also the mother of the famous actor Jack Black. When she was nine months pregnant with Jack, on the day she went into labor, she performed a heroic service. On their way to the moon, the three astronauts aboard the Apollo 13 spacecraft had encountered a major systems failure. In the midst of her birth process, Judith Love Cohen carried out advanced troubleshooting that helped save their lives and bring their vehicle safely back to Earth. I don’t expect you to achieve such a monumental feat in the coming days, Leo. But I suspect you will be extra intrepid and even epic in your efforts. And your ability to magically multitask will be at a peak.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): When you’re at the height of your powers, you provide the people in your life with high-quality help and support. And I believe you could perform this role even stronger in 2023. Here are some of the best benefits you can offer: 1. Assist your allies in extracting bright ideas from confusing mishmashes. 2. Help them cull fertile seeds from decaying dross. 3. As they wander through

messy abysses, aid them in finding where the redemption is. 4. Cheer on their successes with wit and charm.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): A blogger named Daydreamydyke explains the art of bestowing soulful gifts. Don’t give people you care for generic consumer goods, she tells us. Instead, say to them, “I picked up this cool rock I found on the ground that reminded me of you,” or “I bought you this necklace for 50 cents at a yard sale because I thought you’d like it,” or “I’ve had this odd little treasure since childhood, but I feel like it could be of use to you or give you comfort, so I want you to have it.” That’s the spirit I hope you will adopt during the holiday season, Libra— as well as for all of 2023, which will be the year you could become a virtuoso gift-giver.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): In 1957, engineers Alfred Fielding and Marc Chavannes invented three-dimensional plastic wallpaper. No one bought the stuff, though. A few years later, they rebranded it as Bubble Wrap and marketed it as material to protect packages during shipment. Success! Its new use has been popular ever since. I suspect you are in a phase comparable to the time between when their plastic wallpaper flopped and before they dreamed up Bubble Wrap. Have faith in the possibility of there being a Second Act, Scorpio. Be alert for new applications of possibilities that didn’t quite make a splash the first time around.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): I applaud your expansive curiosity. I admire your yearning to learn more and more about our mysterious world as you add to your understanding of how the game of life works. Your greed for interesting experiences is good greed! It is one of your most beautiful qualities. But now and then, there come times when you need to scale down your quest for fresh, raw truths and work on integrating what you have already absorbed. The coming weeks will be one of those times.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Better than most, you have a rich potential to attune yourself to the cyclical patterns of life. It’s your birthright to become skilled at discerning natural rhythms at work in the human comedy. Even more fortunately, Capricorn, you can be deeply comforted by this awareness. Educated by it. Motivated by it. I hope that in 2023, you will develop your capacity to the next level. The cosmic flow will be on your side as you strive to feel the cosmic flow—and place yourself in closer and closer alignment with it.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Anne, a character in a book by L. M. Montgomery, says she prefers the word “dusk” over “twilight” because it sounds so “velvety and shadowy.” She continues, “In daylight, I belong to the world . . . in the night to sleep and eternity. But in the dusk, I’m free from both and belong only to myself.” According to my astrological assessment, you Aquarians will go through a dusk-like phase in the coming weeks: a time when you will belong solely to yourself and any other creature you choose to join you in your velvety, shadowy emancipation.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): My Piscean friend Venus told me, “We Pisceans feel everything very intensely, but alas, we do not possess the survival skills of a Scorpio or the enough-is-enough, selfprotective mechanism of the Cancerians. We are the water sign most susceptible to being engulfed and flooded and overwhelmed.” I think Venus is somewhat correct in her assessment. But I also believe you Fishes have a potent asset that you may not fully appreciate or call on enough. Your ability to tune into the very deepest levels of emotion potentially provides you with access to a divine power source beyond your personality. If you allow it to give you all of its gifts, it will keep you shielded and safe and supported.

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Awhite paper report recently issued by the California Cannabis Industry Association (CCIA), is declaring the nationwide sale of hemp-derived intoxicants is a “public health disaster.” Delta-8, Delta-10, HHC, THCO are synthetic cannabinoids developed with hemp products. The 2018 Farm Bill created a loophole in regulated hemp vape products and high-potency edibles readily available on the Internet. Synthetic cannabinoids do not occur in nature like the Delt-9 THC.

Rife with contaminants and chemical byproducts, many of these so-called hemp THC, and THC-like products are sold online and in convenience stores, gas stations, and smoke shops. Brazen marketing of products in a way intended to appeal to children is strictly forbidden. In contrast, “hemp” products need not abide by any such restrictions.

Absent a single federally regulated cannabinoid market that oversees both hemp and cannabis, the 2018 Farm Bill urgently needs to be amended to close the loophole allowing the unregulated sale of concentrated, intoxicating, and/or synthesized cannabinoids.

Deaths are occurring in Virginia, Colorado, Vermont, and Iowa, due to the contaminants in these gummies and hemp vape products. These products fall between neither non-psychoactive “hemp” nor regulated “cannabis.”

I have written several times about synthetic cannabinoids, but these deaths are always blamed on plant cannabinoids.

See April 3, 2022, article on Super-potent Synthetic Cannabinoids are Escaping the Lab. Because these synthetics are so dangerous I propose a message to all parents during this holiday season.

While you are sitting at the dinner table eating your feast are you teaching your children how to drink alcoholic beverages? I know when I was a little girl in an Italian family I was introduced to wine at the table. My brothers were introduced to beer. While you are discussing alcoholic beverages are you also telling your children the dangers of alcoholic drinks?

Are you telling them how it can be very addictive and lead to alcoholism? Are you telling them how excessive use can lead to the hardening of the arteries? Are you telling

them it can lead to liver failure and cirrhosis a disease for which there is no cure?

Your children will come into contact with students who want to entice your child into drinking alcoholic drinks and marijuana. Which one are you telling them to try? Are you telling them that no one in 500 thousand years has died from using the botanical plant cannabis? But 95,000 Americans die every year from alcohol-related diseases. I want you to make a concerted effort to compare the safety of ingesting cannabis to alcohol.

Please during this holiday season protect your children by educating them on the dangers of drinking and driving as well as the surreptitious dumping of hallucinogen substances into their unprotected drink. More than 6,000 fatal crashes in the U.S. during the

BY RUTH HILL R.N.

holidays stemmed from drunken drivers, or 667 on average per year, from 2010 to 2018. In that same period, more than 6,700 people were killed in these holiday crashes. Do not mix drugs as they can potentially have lethal effects. Cannabis alone will not be deadly, mixing it with alcohol or other substances can lead to an ER visit and death. If they want to take marijuana be sure you provide it for them from a dispensary as that is the marijuana that is safe, tested, and regulated.

The synthetic marijuana obtained on the street or from friends is NOT tested, regulated, or safe. In fact, synthetic marijuana is Lethal. Anyone even a friend can spike their drink with a date rape drug, or another hallucinogen. Cannabis has an addiction rate of 9% the same rate as coffee. Alcohol has an addiction rate of 30% along with opiates. A fentanyl laced candy or pill leads to immediate death.

Please during this holiday season protect your children by educating them on the dangers of drinking and driving as well as the surreptitious dumping of hallucinogenic substances into their unprotected drink.

Learn more about how to use Marijuana Without the High at the Vault Dispensary Lounge. Starting in January 2023 lectures will be on the 2nd and 4th Fridays from 6 PM to 9 PM Call 760-866-9660 or send comments to cannaangel16@gmail.com.

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