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coachellavalleyweekly.com • December 17 to December 23, 2015 Vol. 4 No. 39

George Zander

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A Christmas Carol

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Aysha

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Andy Harmon

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iPhone Grinch

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December 17 to December 23, 2015

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Palm Springs Art Museum’s 3rd Annual Galen New Year’s Resolution 5k Color Run Welcome to Runners and Walkers of All Skill Levels

he Galen New Year’s Resolution 5K Color Run begins and ends at Palm Springs Art Museum in Palm Desert, The Galen and the Faye Sarkowsky Sculpture Garden on Saturday, January 9th, from 8 to 10 a.m. Runners, families, enthusiasts (and even dogs) of all ages can jump start their healthy New Year’s resolutions during this colorful event taking place on a USA Track and Field certified course. All are invited to burn off calories while being doused from head to toe in different colors while traversing the neighborhood and trails that border Edgehill Drive. Concluding the run, awards will be presented by age category, and all registered participants will receive a commemorative long-sleeved shirt and race bag. Even the canine participants are recognized and get a special bandana! In addition, a free postevent Resolution Celebration follows with museum admission, live entertainment, food, and special activities in the beautiful Faye Sarkowsky Sculpture Garden. The Galen New Year’s Resolution 5k is produced by Klein Clark Sports of Palm Desert to benefit ongoing education and community programs at Palm Springs Art Museum in Palm Desert. Sponsors for The Galen New Year’s Resolution 5k include Helene V. Galen, Donna MacMillan, Harold Matzner, Whole Foods Market Palm Desert, Bennion Deville Homes, Fresh Juice Bar,

Chicago Partners, First Weekend Palm Desert, Signature Party Rentals, Westfield Palm Desert, Venue Sushi & Sake Bar, Cuistot, CV Link, lululemon athletica, Don Diego’s of Indian Wells, The Village Inscriber, J Russell Salon, Desert Doctors, Palm Springs Style, Desert Health News, CV Weekly, California Pizza Kitchen, Desert Cities Baptist church, FG Creative, Klein Clark Sports, Burrtec, Coachella Valley Art Scene, Xpress Graphics, Alpha Media, and Music Media Entertainment. Online registration is now open. The cost to participate is $40 for adults age 18-64, $15 for children ages 6-17, free for children age 5 and under, and $30 for military, veterans, and adults 65 and up. For more information call (760)346-5600 or to register online visit galenregistration5k.com. Palm Springs Art Museum in Palm Desert, The Galen is located at 72-567 Highway 111, on the corner of Highway 111 and El Paseo at the intersection in the Entrada del Paseo center. The museum can be reached at (760) 346-5600. About Palm Springs Art Museum Palm Springs Art Museum is the largest cultural institution in the Coachella Valley and includes three locations in Palm Springs and Palm Desert. The flagship building is located in downtown Palm Springs and features compelling art exhibitions, a vast permanent collection, and the 433-seat

December 17 to December 23, 2015

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Annenberg Theater, all in a 150,000 square foot, architecturally-significant building. Palm Springs Art Museum Architecture and Design Center, Edwards Harris Pavilion features exhibitions and programming that explores the rich topics of architecture and design. Admission to the A+D Center is free for the next two years thanks to an anonymous donor. Palm Springs Art Museum in Palm Desert is an 8,400 square foot, Silver LEED-certified building named The Galen that presents rotating exhibitions and special collections. It is surrounded by the four-acre Faye Sarkowsky Sculpture Garden featuring important sculpture works. Admission to the Palm Desert location is free, generously underwritten by Helene V. Galen. For more information call (760) 322-4800, visit psmuseum.org and follow the museum on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram.

The Galen N.Y.’s Resolution 5K.......... 3 In Memory of George Zander............ 5 Review Of “A Christmas Carol” .......... 7 Backstage Jazz - Aysha....................... 7 Consider This - Edith Crash................ 8 Art Scene - Andy Harmon................... 9 Pet Place............................................10 The Vino Voice ..................................11 Club Crawler Nightlife......................12 Book Review......................................15 Screeners ..........................................16 Haddon Libby...................................18 Dale Gribow......................................18 Safety Tips.........................................19 Sports Scene .....................................19 Free Will Astrology...........................20 Mind, Body & Spirit ..........................20 Life & Career Coach ..........................21

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George Zander Palm Springs and LGBT Loses a Good Man and Dear Friend In Memory Of

eorge Zander was a vivacious man committed to serving not only the LGBT community, but also his beloved Palm Springs and the human race. He was always ready to help others and from a young age wanted to make a difference. Zander, 71, died December 10. The cause is unknown. However, George and his husband Chris were attacked November 1st, but it has yet to be determined if his death is related to that incident. After dinner and watching a football game, the couple left Hunters on Arenas in Palm Springs. They were walking home –- a trek they did often -- when they were harassed and assaulted. George was beaten to the ground and suffered multiple hip fractures requiring surgery. Chris was hit over the head with a tire iron and needed stitches. After being home a few weeks, George was progressing nicely with physical therapy. He suddenly lapsed and was taken to Desert Regional hospital where he died last Thursday. Two men, Christopher Carr, 30, and Keith Terranova, 35, have been arrested on multiple charges for the November attack that include hate crime and elder abuse. The investigation is still on-going. The loss is devastating. Those who knew Zander are outraged at the crime, but their love and admiration for Zander is their focus now. As the shock of his death wanes, and the reality of his absence sets in, the life Zander exemplified has become a necessary celebration to those who knew him and the community he served. Deborah Sutton-Weiss met Zander 10 years ago when she started CAFA – Court Appointed Friend and Advocate – which is now a national program that reaches out to minors in the justice system. The program trains judges and social workers on LGTBQ advocacy for children in foster care. Sutton-Weiss is not gay and needed guidance on how to best reach and serve the community. “He was my mentor,” said Sutton-Weiss. “He got the idea right away and without

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hesitation was on board. He helped me develop the curriculum, understand the language and showed me how to navigate the system.” Zander is the reason Sutton-Weiss moved to Palm Springs. She joined many of the same advocacy groups as Zander. “George was a cheerful and humble man who loved his job,” said Sutton-Weiss. “He never wanted awards or attention. He and Chris didn’t have money. Working in nonprofit is never about that. It was the joy of helping and the satisfaction of making a difference.” Zander worked as a field organizer at the Palm Springs Equality California office on Palm Canyon Drive. Equality California is a statewide lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgender civil rights organization focused on creating a fair and just society. Newly elected City Council member, Geoff Kors and former Equality California executive director released a statement saying: “I am stunned and deeply saddened by the sudden death of my dear friend, colleague and legendary activist George Zander. When George came to work for Equality California in 2009 he brought such talent and energy to his work to help advance marriage equality, ensure healthcare and provide a safer environment for LGBT students. George was an incredible person, passionate activist and political leader. His work to advance social justice will long be remembered.” Kors also expressed his condolences to husband Chris Zander. Zander lived in Palm Springs for nearly 20 years. Zander came to the desert from Seattle, Washington. There he led the King County Democratic Party. Zander chaired the local Desert Stonewall Democrats for years. King County Executive, Dow Constantine posted: “I am deeply saddened to learn of the passing of George Zander. I knew and worked with him right here in Seattle, where he got his start as a Democratic Party leader.” Constantine commented on the attack as a “cowardly act” against a man who has done so much good in this world. “George was a civil rights leader, a champion for progressive values, and as fine a person as one could hope to meet. I offer my sincere condolences to his husband, Chris, his family and friends, and the many people whose lives he touched through his activism and his humanity.” As early as high school, Zander became an activist forming a Community Relations Committee. He and his classmates worked to enhance the relationships between high school kids and the surrounding neighborhood. Zander graduated from the University of Washington in 1966. During the Vietnam War, Zander served in the Peace Corp, teaching in Micronesia. He was an original board member of the Dorian Group, Seattle’s first gay and lesbian lobby. He served on the Palm Springs Police Advisory Board, the Palm Springs Police Departments LGBT Outreach Committee and was Vice Chair of the Warm Sands Neighborhood Organization. He also had worked as a travel agent for the Automobile club.

As an activist and organizer, Zander worked and volunteered on local campaigns, representing Senator Barbara Boxer for two years. A GoFundMe page has been set up by Ray Chance to raise money for a Palm Springs “Walk of Fame” star honoring Zander as an activist. At the writing of this story $4,200 has been committed. A total of $10,000 is required to place the star. “Justice for George” is a GoFundMe page where people can help Chris Zander. So far $6,600 has been raised. Another GoFundMe page is asking for money to defend one of the alleged attackers. “George was healthy and energetic. He walked everywhere and looked great,” said Sutton-Weiss. “When I saw him in the hospital he never complained or said anything negative. The community is upside-down right now. George made such an impact it’s hard to believe he’s gone.” Regarding the attack, Zander only said that there was still more work to do. Husband Chris Zander said on a Facebook post regarding his beloved, “His passion and strength has paved the road for many of us to follow and build from. His legacy will live on forever. I love this man more than I love life itself. I can only assume that is what true love is.”

Nicholas Snow at the top of his blog on the Gay Desert Guide posted a quote from George Zander: “We as a community ignite and follow a spirituality that learns, directs and assists in positive ways every day.” “George spent his life working to help others, especially the most vulnerable members of our community,” said City Council member Kors. “He was so tremendously successful because everything he did came from the heart. George believed that love could overcome fear and hate. As we remember and honor him that is a lesson we must all strive to live by.” George Zander inspired and made a difference in the lives of many. May his memory and work continue to change our world for good.

December 17 to December 23, 2015

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Breaking the 4th Wall

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By Dee Jae Cox

A Stage Review of “A Christmas Carol” “

arley was dead: to begin with. There is no doubt whatever about that. The register of his burial was signed by the clergyman, the clerk, the undertaker, and the chief mourner. Scrooge signed it: and Scrooge’s name was good upon ‘Change, for anything he chose to put his hand to. Old Marley was as dead as a door-nail.” And so beings Charles Dickens’ classic story, “A Christmas Carol.” First published in London in December of 1843. Few stories can stand the test of time the way that this novella has managed to do. It has been produced on the stage, in films, in parables, cartoons and just about any other media form that can be imagined. And this holiday season Desert Theatreworks has put their own creative and individual spin on this timeless tale. A Christmas Carol, tells the story of Ebenzer Scrooge, performed by J. Stegar Thompson, who has just the right amount of ‘bah-humbug’ to make you fully appreciate his road to redemption as the miserly old man who is wealthy only with money, but lacks all sense of humanity or generosity. Mr. Scrooge treats the world as if it was one big annoyance. He callously disregards the needs of his sole employee Bob Cratchit, wonderfully portrayed by veteran actor Gregg Aratin and nephew Fred, his only living relative (Stephen McMillen.) Scrooge is destined for eternal torment until a visit from three ghosts: Christmas Past performed by actress Patricia Cromwell, who does a beautiful job in her double role as Mrs. Cratchit, Christmas Present (Tanner Lieser) and Christmas Future (Miguel Arballo), transform Scrooge’s miserly soul into one of benevolence and he finally learns the true meaning of Christmas. No spoilers here, if you have not seen some version of this story, then you’ve been living in a cave for the past century and a half. Two of my favorite performances were Nella Sue Neal as Mrs. Fezziwig and the adorable Tess Martinez as Tiny Tim; small roles that took their moments to bring a smile. Finding a way to put a new spin on an old story is always the true test of a storyteller. And Desert Theatreworks does not disappoint with Lance Phillips-Martinez’s adaptation of this

holiday tale. With the addition of Christmas music sprinkled throughout the scenes, performed by Carolers as well as cast, it is a feel good addition to this well worn story. The singers were wonderful and the sound quality perfect. Phillips-Martinez’s split scene performances of Fred’s Christmas party and the Cratchit Christmas dinner was especially enjoyable as we were treated to the thread of music that was woven between the two scenes. I especially appreciated the creative use of the scrim to enhance the storytelling. What the set seemed to lack in inspiration, Emily Ramirez’s costumes more than made up for. This show has some of the best costuming I’ve seen on stage in a while. I would be remise in not mentioning that Desert Theatreworks does not have a single show written by a female playwright in this entire season, which I don’t believe to be acceptable representation of any community. However this company is a class act and they do present quality theatre. And you know that it wouldn’t be the holidays if you didn’t see at least one version of A Christmas Carol, so go ahead and make it this one. A Christmas Carol, a production of Desert Theatreworks, is performed at 7 p.m., Friday and Saturday; and 2 p.m., Saturday and Sunday, through December 20th, at the Arthur Newman Theatre at the Joslyn Center, located at 73750 Catalina Way, in Palm Desert. For Reservations: call 760-980-1455, or visit www.dtworks.org.

December 17 to December 23, 2015

backstage jazz

By patte purcell

Aysha, Smooth Jazz Diva

ometimes an artist comes around that is a stand-out. Aysha is one of those artists. I first heard of her about 4 years ago on Smooth Jazz.com. I really enjoyed her music and her marketing efforts. I thought she was a stand-out then and as I’ve watched her rise, I can see why. This beautiful lady is a vocalist, entertainer, composer, and radio host, with her own weekly radio show on Urban Soul Radio called “Smooth Saturdays with Aysha” from 10 am until noon. The show features independent artists and A list favorites in the smooth jazz genre. She has over 20,000 listeners and has interviewed some of the biggest names including Najee, Eric Darius, Warren Hill and Peter White. Aysha is being Grammy considered for her latest hit “Take Me Higher” from her new CD in the R&B category and Aysha even won the LA Music Awards for Album of the Year. So how did this talented lady get to where she is? A little history is in order. Aysha decided early on to become a singer. To that end she was with several different groups of girl band/singers. When she teamed up with Girls in the Mix, a group with all original music, they landed opening up for War. They recorded a 5 songs CD and sold it out. When they entered the Battle of the Bands they won! She was spotted by a talent scout who told her “I want to make you a star.” She consulted with the other band members who told her to ‘go for it’. She moved to LA in 1995. She’s worked with Kevin Dorsey, who was Michael Jackson’s Producer. He wrote numerous songs that he gave her to use, most of the them are on Take Me Higher (the CD) including “Stay with Me,” “Keep on Loving Me” and “I Remember Your Love.” She co- wrote her current hit “Take Me Higher” with Darren Rahn and from the moment they both heard it, they thought ‘We’ve got something here’. Apparently they are right as it’s being Grammy considered for Best Traditional R&B Performance, Best Traditional R&B

Song and Best Traditional R&B Album. Aysha is also nominated for the NAACP Image Award and is one of the finalists for the same song, which is currently climbing the charts and is #14 as we go to print. Of course she has the best of the best on her CDs including Will Donato, Lynn Roundtree and the late great Bruce Nazarian. Aysha has toured around the world including the Dubai Jazz Festival. She knows so many great artists that it made it easy for her to do the radio show. Urban Soul network had been wooing her for 2 years until she agreed to do the radio show. It’s been a personal boon for her and the artists she features weekly. She is now on the Innervisions record label along with label mates, Will Donato, Blake Aaron, Slim Man, JJ Sansaverino and more. She will be joining the entire crew at Spaghettini in January for the Namm Jam presented by the label. In addition to recording and performing she will be one of the featured national artists at the Celebrity Jazz Jam on Monday, Jan. 18 from 5-8 pm at Desert Willow Golf Resort in Palm Desert. It’s sponsored by Coachella Valley Weekly and Desert Zen Spa. To contact Aysha visit her website www. ayshamusic.com or her radio show at ww.urbansoulmedia.com

December 17 to December 23, 2015

Consider This

EDITH CRASH

by Eleni P. Austin

“Partir” (Stormy Wave Music)

hances are, when you think of French music, maybe three styles come to mind: That kind of lilting, accordion accented music that conjures up berets, baguettes, stripe-y Jean Seberg shirts, and a million love montages from Rom-Com movies. Then, there’s that sort of louche “every little breeze seems to whisper Louise” approach usually embodied by (Nazi sympathizer) Maurice Chevalier or Looney Tunes lothario, Pepe Le Pew. Finally, there’s the torchy, tortured chanson singer best epitomized by the legendary chanteuse, Edith Piaf. But if you choose to move beyond these Pop culture stereotypes, you might discover that French music is as diverse and eclectic as, well, American Pop music. Bands like Air and Phoenix, as well as solo artists like Bertrand Burgalat, Manu Chao, Charlotte Gainsbourg and Dimitri From Paris have all found variations of success on American soil. Edith Crash is a musician that should be added to that list. Edith Crash was born in the South of France in Perpignan. Her family had migrated from Spain to France early in the 20th century. Edith was a shy child and music provided emotional stability when other elements of her life seemed over-whelming. She began writing songs at age 13. Her first band played a cover songs, Edith was their drummer. By the time she was 17 she had moved to Spain and was studying to become a sound engineer. She also acted as a roadie for several festivals and events. During her years in Barcelona and Madrid, she cycled through a series of groups, finding success playing bass in The Cannibal Queen, a Metal band who opened for Avenged Sevenfold and Deep Purple, among others. The Cannibal Queen did well, but their music wasn’t as emotionally satisfying as the material Edith created alone. She was determined to strike out on her own. In 2010 she released her solo EP, Des Mots. The next year she followed up with the fulllength Del L’ Autre Cote. Her third album, Inonde arrived two years later. Each effort seemed informed by Edith’s myriad musical

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influences, from deep Delta Blues, to Nina Simone to Jacques Brel and Portishead. Of course, she was advised to sing in English, or risk limiting her appeal. But she made a conscious choice to sing in her native tongue. Quite honestly, her music seems all the more authentic and evocative because it is sung in French. After an extended stay in Los Angeles, Edith decided to re-locate permanently. Unfortunately, her Mother, Anna-Marie Atge, became ill with cancer and Edith and her siblings rallied around. She completely put her career on hold, caring for her mother until she passed away. Throughout the illness, creating music became her solace, but once her Mom was gone, Edith was at a crossroads, unsure about returning to L.A. and resuming her career. Ultimately, her family supported her choice to continue, giving her the strength to persevere. Back in Los Angeles she met one of her biggest musical heroes, Alain Johannes. He agreed to produce her next album. A Rock & Roll Zelig, Alain Johannes has been a quiet force on the L.A. music scene for nearly 30 years. He started his first band with Flea, (pre-Red Hot Chili Peppers) while both attended Fairfax High School. But he found his most creative and enduring success in Eleven, the Power Trio he started with his late wife, Natasha Schneider and Jack Irons. Along the way he played bass with Queens Of The Stone Age (after Nick Oliveri left), and rhythm guitar for Them Crooked Vultures, the Super Group that included QOTSA’s Josh Homme, Foo Fighter Dave Grohl and Led Zeppelin bassist John Paul Jones. Behind the scenes he produced Chris Cornell’s first solo album, and has lent his production expertise and musical skills to albums by No Doubt, Mondo Generator, Eagles Of Death Metal, Masters Of Reality and Arctic Monkeys. He has also recorded two stellar solo albums and is currently working with another Super Group, the Ten Commandos, featuring members of OFF!, Screaming Trees, Pearl Jam and Sound Garden. Setting up in Alain’s 11AD recording studio, things came together very quickly. The result is a fluid, eight song collection entitled Patir. The album opens with the one-two punch of “Perdu La Foi (Lost Faith)” and “On Aurait Pu Rester La. (We Could Have Stayed There).” On “Perdu...” slashing guitar chords crash over a bare bones melody and pummeling beat. The lyrics limn the sense of desperation that envelopes us as we watch a loved one succumb to disease. “Into a pit, my heartbeat stops, between snakes and dog fights weakened by their fangs/I drank their venom, the sound of drums closing in.” “On Aurait...” is anchored by a heartbreak beat. See-saw guitar riffs slowly accelerate as Edith’s vocals build from a whisper to a scream. Railing against the fates she attempts to process her grief; “We could have stayed there wondering why, you would have cried

over my fate I would have cried over your body/But we walk toward different roads, and fight the ache that holds us.” Her sorrow is tempered two on tracks, “Octobre (October),” and “Quand Le Jour Viendra (When The Day Will Come).” The former feels more intime, he vocals are hushed and whisper quiet. The melody is a strummed acoustic roundelay in ¾ time. She softly intones “you should know how much I love you.” It echoes the pastoral grace of Nick Drake’s best music. The latter has a prayerful quality. Guitar notes ring like a tolling bell as she offers this quiescent benediction; “May the veil lift, may the light lead us/Where the calm reigns, where your peace will be mine. Edith’s vocals on “Sur Le Bord De La Route (On The Side Of The Road)” split the difference

between a siren song and a cri de Coeur. Over spiky guitar chords and a metronome rhythm, like a banshee wail, the lyrics seem to foretell death. Her fleet fretwork provides ballast for Edith’s vocal flights of fancy on the title track. As her mother’s life ebbs, she promises undying fealty. It’s also a bit of a restless farewell, as she is reluctant to say goodbye. “Since we must take the last train, fearless, you go on board/On the dock I expect mine, singing with all my soul.” “Comme Une Flamme” (The Flame)” offers a bit of respite from the sturm und drang. Despite the devastation and loss, Edith remains vaguely hopeful “No, I’m not done believing, no, I’m not through dreaming/I’m still caressing the hope to see the rising dawn.” The album closes with “F8643.” A rather utilitarian title for a beautifully nuanced acoustic instrumental; the melody is almost beatific, like a beacon of light at the end of a lonely road. Alain Johannes’ stripped down production is pitch-perfect. Partir is relentlessly revealing, personal, and cathartic. It recalls watershed albums by PJ Harvey, Ani DiFranco and Patti Smith. It’s definitely not dinner party music. It demands the listener’s full attention. Nothing less will do.

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December 17 to December 23, 2015

By angela Valente romeo

The Coachella Valley Repertory and CV Rep Conservatory- Committed to the Theater Arts t is hard not to mention the Coachella

Valley Repertory and CV Rep Conservatory when discussing the arts in the Coachella Valley. The CV Rep continues to enhance its reputation for live theater. CV Rep Conservatory, a division of the CV Rep Theater brings an exciting roster of classes to the mix. The CV Rep was formed in 2008 under the leadership of Ron Celona and Gary D. Hall. The theater has consistently produced well-received plays. The 2015-2016 opened to rave reviews with the world premiere of Happy Hour by George Eastman and starred Gavin MacLeod. The rest of the season includes A CLASS ACT – Music & Lyrics by Edward Kleban, Book by Linda Kline and Lonny Price, I Am My Own Wife by Doug Wright and 4000 MILES by Amy Herzog. Andy Harmon is one of several instructors teaching at the CV Rep Conservatory. Andy teaches improvisational and acting methods. In addition he mentors a writers group. His students return session after session because of Andy’s enthusiasm and genuine concern for nurturing their talents. “All people, from CEOs to baristas to actors, everyone faces what I call the four crisis. I identify these as the Crisis of Disruption, the Crisis of Direction, the Crisis of Commitment and the Crisis of Transformation. I outline these in my book, Change Journey – Voices of the Creative Quest. But these are crises we face every day,” said Andy. “When I lecture or teach, I am acting as the mentor or catalyst towards a change. For example, a CEO is faced with layoffs, budget cuts and must decide what or who can stay or go – the crisis of disruption. The CEO will look to what he knows and to his mentors for guidance Whether the CEO follows that or any advice is the crisis of direction. The CEO then must make choices – the crisis of commitment. The CEO can do many things including the option to do nothing. Once the CEO sets on that path the crisis of transformation occurs. Did the CEO’s action make him a hero or a pariah?” “These are common everyday occurrences – some more or less dramatic. A creative person faces these with every work they create. The difference is once the creative person commits these crises to canvas, paper or the stage they are there for all to judge. As a teacher and mentor I try to help visualize and verbalize these dilemmas. In doing so, I hope to encourage the actor to be more truthful, the writers more engaging and the CEO more aware of the consequences.” Andy’s classes are lively and well attended.

“My students are eager to learn. At times, especially the writers’ group, they are seeking a safe haven to present their works. We all face blocks – writer’s block, artistic block, moral blocks – and we often reach out for sounding boards. That is where I help.” Andy’s classes have been meeting for years at the CV Rep. “I offer introduction and advance classes. Our writers’ group performs Tales From the Twilight Café an evening of staged readings of original works, written by the participants of the Writer’s Workshop.” Change Journey – Voices of the Creative Quest was born out of Andy’s mentoring skills. “I was invited to give a talk in Alaska to a group of writers. What evolved from that was this book. The concept of crisis, our need to be a hero or create heroes and our need to reach others are basic human concepts. I took not only my lecture but also the feedback of the students to create a concise, simple, straight forward approach to facing these crisis’s. I did not write a ‘how to’ or a ‘self-help’ book. My classes and lectures are no such thing. What I provide is a tool of guidance.” “December 6, at the CV Rep, I discussed the themes of Change Journey. This was the first in a series of talks, by different speakers that I’m calling “The Craft.” Talks will focus on the craft of theatre and the creative arts. Speakers will be talking about their own stories of how they learned their craft and their own particular fascinations with their art form.” “CV Rep commitment to education can be seen daily. They have expanded the education facility. The new Actor’s Conservatory, is already in use, is really wonderful and it will serve, not only as a classroom space for our current classes but additional classes including voice and dance – not taught by me needless to say!” “More exciting is that it will also serve as a small performance space too! We’ll be hosting a “Twilight Salon” every month or two for readings of the work of our writers, open up possible actor’s showcases and a myriad of activities as yet to be decided – possibly a monthly Improv Night too! It’s going to be a great addition to the CV Rep!” noted Andy. Having the Coachella Valley Repertory and Andy Harmon enhances what we already know – this valley believes in the arts! For more about the CV Rep and CV Rep Conservatory visit cvrep.org. For more about Andy Harmon visit the actorsmind.com. For more about Change Journey – Voices of the Creative Quest visit amazon.com/ChangeJourney-Voices-Creative-Quest.

December 17 to December 23, 2015

PET PLACE

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Avoiding Holiday Hazards for Pets

he holidays are here with Hanukkah, Christmas and New Year’s Eve arriving in quick succession. Christmas trees are going up, parties are planned, and holiday lights are brightening our desert. However, this time of year also sees a dramatic increase in emergency trips to the vet for our four-legged friends. In the frenzy of activity, we may overlook the dangers that certain holiday plants, foods and decorations pose to cats and dogs. One of your dinner party guests might be tempted to give Benji a sample from his plate. Sugar, chocolate, turkey bones, gravy, and avocados can be harmful to a dog. Onions, garlic, raisins, grapes, and nuts, (particularly walnuts and macadamia nuts) are very dangerous when consumed by a dog in large quantities. If you’re hosting a party, keep the critters in a back room. Keep that bowl of holiday candy off the coffee table where a pet can reach it. Chocolate in particular is very dangerous for animals. Candy and gum containing the artificial sweetener xylitol is very hazardous. Poinsettias are not as toxic as we once believed, however sampling a leaf from one can make your dog mildly ill or cause swelling to the skin; worse than poinsettias

are holly, lilies and mistletoe. A kiss under the mistletoe might add romance to your holiday, but it can cause erratic behavior and even cardiovascular collapse when ingested by your pet. Mistletoe berries can also be a hazardous. Dr. Lillian Roberts of Country Club Animal Clinic in Palm Desert sees a dramatic influx of patients this time of year. She advises, “Avoid ornaments or decorations that are small and easy to swallow, as these can quickly lead to intestinal blockage and emergency surgery. This also includes tinsel,

by Janet McAfee ribbon, and small loose bells that cats find irresistible. I once x-rayed a dog only to discover an entire glass ornament sitting in his stomach. Surgery was needed to get the ornament out.” Dr. Roberts offers these additional tips to keep your animals safe and healthy: (1) Unplug Christmas tree lights and other electrical decorations when you are not home. Cords are attractive chew toys for kittens and puppies, and if chewed when plugged in can be very dangerous. (2) Make sure anything you add to the water under your tree is not poisonous. Pets WILL drink from this bowl. Flocked trees are also a bad idea. (3) You can feed your dog turkey in moderation, but don’t include the skin, bones or gravy. Mixing a high fat meal with holiday stress is a recipe for GI upset. (4) If your dog has a sensitive stomach or food allergies, don’t share your holiday meal. (5) Make time for your pets, keeping their routine normal. Make sure visitors don’t leave gates, doors, and windows open that allow animals to escape. Refrain from surprising someone with an animal as a gift. Let people experience the joy of selecting a pet that meets their own preference. Accompany them to a shelter to select a pet and pay their adoption fee. Visit

Meet jasmin This tiny 1-yr-old “love bug” Chihuahua girl was rescued by Loving All Animals after being abandoned on the freeway. Her foster parents say she is “Fabulous”! Jasmin would love to be home for the holidays! Adoption donation. Contact (760) 834-7000.

sweet Shilo This lovely Tuxedo cat hopes to be home for the holidays! Shilo, a young female kitty, loves to play with other cats. She will entertain you with her antics. Contact Kittyland in Desert Hot Springs at (760) 251-2700.

the Coachella Valley Animal Campus at 72050 Pet Land Place, Thousand Palms, 760343-3644. View their adoptable animals at www.rcdas.org. Rescue animals bring love to your home this season and throughout the year. Keep your vet’s contact information close at hand. Contact Country Club Animal Clinic in Palm Desert at 760-776-7555. There is only one 24-hr animal hospital in the Coachella Valley which is VCA, 46920 Jefferson just north of Highway 111, Indio (760) 342-4712. Contact the 24-hour Pet Poison Helpline at 800-213-6680. I wish you and your pets a safe holiday season and a happy 2016! Jmcafee7@verizon.net

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December 17 to December 23, 2015

by Rick Riozza

Seeing Red at Christmas: Guigal Wines!

t this time of the year, I’d like to express my appreciation for all the sympathy you readers have shown for all my work and effort to taste through a whole bunch of wine just to keep you current on what’s good—and even great—and what is available at a good and reasonable price. Of course there are times when the task is an absolute blessing, as when I received samples from world class wineries of their latest releases— and their wines are the bomb! So it is indeed my pleasure to present some excellent reds for the holiday table and meals. Red vino lovers unite! You have nothing to lose but insipid wine. For you enthusiasts of red Rhone wine, like the Syrahs, Côtes du Rhônes, and the stately Châteauneuf-Du-Pape wines, well E. Guigal needs no introduction as you’re quite familiar already that when this producer releases a particular wine, it consistently sets the standard and raises the bar when it comes to brilliance. The following three wines are crowd pleasers for both the connoisseurs—who love celebrating and validating their wine passions—and the new wine kids on the block who find an education and joy experiencing all that wine can provide. Further, to help seal the deal on these wines, I personally guarantee that if you open a bottle and are not completely satisfied, please email me immediately and I will come by (or meet you at a reasonable destination) and I will finish the entire bottle for you—no questions asked!

Vintage matters in the south of France’s Rhône Valley. Quoting from Tim Akin, Master of Wine, “if 2011 Rhône was a Beatle, it would be George. The two stellar years of 2009 and 2010 would be Paul and John; 2011 takes a good third place. Though far from a write-off, 2008 was a bit of a Ringo.” Okay—we can run with that. George Harrison, forever the “darkhorse” shared many brilliant moments of art for us. So too the 2011, where right in the middle of summer, the weather got chilly, bringing lighter style wines. In the case of Syrah—the red grape of the northern Rhône, this was a welcomed treat from the rock star vintages of ’09 and ‘10, where the wines were powerful and especially full-bodied. Same in the south, where the predominant red of the south Rhône is Grenache, which is very much in the blends of the Côtes du Rhône and Chateauneuf-du-Pape. And now, please consider these delightful and delicious quaffs: 2011 E. Guigal Côtes du Rhône, around $17 With so many high-end and costly wines of the south Rhône, the Côtes du Rhônes are a great buy to enjoy the wonderful flavors of this area: blackberries, black currents, black pepper, cherries, earth, licorice, smoke, meat, raspberries and strawberries. This Guigal is deep ruby with smoky cherry and blueberry aromas and a touch of cracked pepper. Master winemakers, they added a good dose of Syrah bringing some sappy black and blue fruit flavors sharpened by a spicy nuance. A sexy

floral note comes up on a gently tannic finish that lingers. One of the tastiest Côtes on the market. 2011 E. Guigal Crozes-Hermitage, around $22 This is the “darkhouse” vintage wine, that even though we said it was a “lighter-than-usual” year, is still big, brawny and firm with its stony black fruit; this is the wine profile that would pass muster for California diehards—getting their big fruit fix with additional complexities only found in the Syrah of the Rhône. Its black pepper spice gives lift to the plummy fruit, and there’s minerality contributing a bloody, iodine-tinged savor. Delicious with meaty foods and holiday stews. For those of you who know this area, you’re familiar with the world famous Hermitage. This is also north Rhône Syrah, but it’s limited to just over 300 acres of vines on the renowned Hermitage hill. Needless to state, this wine is uber-Syrah—

the most valued and expensive vino in the world. Its scent and flavor is almost overwhelming, it can age forever, and is like a stellar vintage port without the added brandy. Stunning stuff at stunning prices. In its shadow, is the CrozesHermitage that gets you towards that experience, but much easier on the wallet. Lastly, we cover the famous ChateauneufDu-Pape; which translates to “New Castle of the Pope”, the place near Avignon where the pope back in the day, left all the political mess of Rome behind, and moved the Papacy to the south of France. Obviously a vinophile, the pope planted 13 of the best varietals of the area. And time stands still for us now! It’s a wine every enthusiast must have once in their lifetime, or then again, maybe once a month. The E.Guigal CDP 2010, around $32, maintains a traditional effort that stays pure and lively, with fine tannins emerging on the finish. Rich, textured and medium to full-bodied, with ample black cherry, blackberries, pepper, plums, olive tapenade, coffee, earth, game, herbs, and subtle meatiness. Enjoy the wine for now for the holidays and the season, and looking ahead, it can be cellared for over a decade. Christmas Cheers to All! Rick is the valley’s “somm-about-town” and continues to entertain and conduct at various wine events, tastings and restaurants. He can be contacted at winespectrum@aol.com

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THUR DECEMBER 17 29 PALMS INN; 29 Palms; 760-367-3505 Bobby Furgo and Co. 6pm ACE HOTEL; PS; 760-325-9900 Reunion w/ DJ Day 10pm AJ’S ON THE GREEN; C.C.; 760-202-1111 Francesca Amari & Doug MacDonald 7pm AZUL; PS; 760-325-5533 Piano Bar 6pm BART LOUNGE; C.C.; 760-799-8800 Hip Hop and Dancing 10pm open 6pm-2am BLUEMBER; RM; 760-862-4581 Live Entertainment 6-10pm CASTELLI’S; PD; 760-773-3365 Patrick Tuzzolino 5:30pm CORKTREE; PD; 760-770-0123 Michael Keeth 6-9pm CUNARD’S SANDBAR; LQ; 760-564-3660 Bill Baker 6pm DATE SHED; IND; 760-775-6699 Thirsty Thursdays w/ Cruz & Kenga 8pm DHS SPA LOUNGE; DHS; 760-329-6787 Karaoke w/ DJ Scott 9pm THE GRILL ON MAIN; LQ; 760-777-7773 T.B.A. 7:30pm THE HOOD; PD; 760-636-5220 Red’s Rockstar Karaoke 9pm HOODOO COCKTAIL GARDEN @ THE HYATT; PS; 760-322-9000 Chris Lomeli 6:30pm HUNTER’S; PS; 760-323-0700 Open Mic 9pm INDIAN WELLS RESORT HOTEL; IW; 760345-6466 Frank DiSalvo 6pm JOSHUA TREE SALOON; JT; 760-366-2250 Punk Rock Night 9pm KOKOPELLI’S; YV; 760-228-2589 Karaoke 7pm LAS CASUELAS TERRAZA; PS; 760-325-2794 Hot Rox LIT@FANTASY SPRINGS; IND; 760-345-2450 Country Night w/ Jimi Nelson 8pm

THE LOUNGE, AGUA CALIENTE; RM; 888999-1995 Quinto Menguante 8-1am MELVYN’S RESTAURANT & LOUNGE; PS; 760-325-2323 Ron Greenip 8pm NEIL’S LOUNGE; IND; 760-347-1522 Karaoke 8pm-1:15am THE NEST; PD; 760-346-2314 Kevin Henry 6-8pm Tim Burleson 8pm PAPPY & HARRIET’S; PT; 760-365-5956 Brant Bjork and The Low Desert Punk Band 9:30pm PLAN B LIVE ENTERTAINMENT AND COCKTAILS; TP; 760-343-2115 Open Table DJ Night 8pm PURPLE ROOM; PS; 760-322-4422 Martin Ross 7pm RED BARN; PD; 760-346-0191 DJ “G” 9pm SAMMY G’s; PS; 760-320-8041 Evaro Brothers 8pm SCHMIDY’S; PD; 760-837-3800 Open Mic Hosted by Josh Heinz 9pm SHANGHAI RED’S @ THE FISHERMAN’S MARKET; PS; 760-322-9293 The Smooth Brothers 7pm SULLIVAN’S STEAKHOUSE; PD; 760-3413560 Dude Jones 6pm TACK ROOM TAVERN; IND; 760-347-9985 T-Bone Karaoke 8pm THREE SIXTY NORTH; PS; 760-327-1773 Tony DiGerlando 6:30pm VICKY’S OF SANTA FE; IW; 760-345-9770 Flyer 4-6pm, Carolyn Martinez Trio 6:30pm VILLAGE PUB; PS; 760-323-3265 DJ Khodi Rayne 4:30-9pm, Nite Fixx 9-2am WOODY’S BURGER; PS; 760-230-0188 Laurie Morvan Band 6:30pm ZELDA’S; PS; 760-325-2375 Locals Night 9pm

FRI DECEMBER 18 29 PALMS INN; 29 Palms; 760-367-3505 The Wonder People 6pm 19TH HOLE; PD; 760-772-6696 Karaoke w/ T Bone 9pm ACE HOTEL; PS; 760-325-9900 The Abigails w/ DJ Maya Eslami 10pm AGAVE LOUNGE@THE HYATT REGENCY; IW; 760-674-4080 Art of Sax 8pm AJ’S ON THE GREEN; C.C.; 760-202-1111 Gilmore & Bryan 7pm AZUL; PS; 760-325-5533 Fleet Easton 7:30pm BAR; PS; 760-537-7337 TBA 9pm BART LOUNGE; C.C.; 760-799-8800 DJ and Dancing 9pm Open 6pm-2am BISTRO 60 @TRILOGY; LQ; 760-501-0620 The Carmens 6pm BLUE BAR, SPOTLIGHT 29; INDIO; 760-7755566 Lady Eris 8pm BLUEMBER; RM; 760-862-4581 The Stanley Butler Trio 6-10pm

CASCADE LOUNGE, SPA RESORT CASINO; PS; 888-999-1995 DJ Michael Wright 9-1am CASTELLI’S; PD; 760-773-3365 Patrick Tuzzolino 5:30pm CLEMETINE; PD; 760-834-8814 Gina Carey 6pm CUNARD’S SANDBAR; LQ; 760-564-3660 Bill Baker 6pm DATE SHED; IND; 760-775-6699 Ghost Lit Kingdom, Venus & The Traps and CIVX 8pm EL MEXICALI CAFÉ 2; IND; 760-342-2333 Cesar Daniel Lopez on the harp 6-9pm THE GRILL ON MAIN; LQ; 760-777-7773 House Band 8:45pm THE HOOD; PD; 760-636-5220 Facelift, Brain Fragment, Panzram and more 9pm HOODOO COCKTAIL GARDEN @ THE HYATT; PS; 760-322-9000 Bill Ramirez 6:30pm HUNTER’S; PS; 760-323-0700 Live VJ 9pm INDIAN WELLS RESORT HOTEL; IW; 760345-6466 Frank DiSalvo 6pm JOSHUA TREE SALOON; JT; 760-366-2250 Live DJ 8:30pm KOKOPELLI’S; YV; 760-228-2589 Karaoke 8pm LAS CASUELAS TERRAZA; PS; 760-3252794 Palm Springs Sound Company in the afternoon, Hot Rox in the night LIT@FANTASY SPRINGS; IND; 760-345-2450 Common Ground 9pm THE LOUNGE; AGUA CALIENTE; RM; 888999-1995 DJ 9pm MELVYN’S RESTAURANT & LOUNGE; PS; 760-325-2323 Ron Greenip 8pm NEIL’S LOUNGE; IND; 760-347-1522 Karaoke 8-1:15am THE NEST; PD; 760-346-2314 Kevin Henry 6-8pm Tim Burleson 8pm PALM CANYON ROADHOUSE; PS; 760-3274080 Southbound & Co. 9pm PALM DESERT COUNTRY CLUB; PD; 760345-0222 Agave Bluesmasters 6:30pm PAPPY & HARRIET’S; PT; 760-365-5956 Three Chord Justice 8pm PEABODY’S CAFÉ; PS; 760-322-1877 Karaoke 7:30pm PJ’S SPORTS LOUNGE; YV; 760-228-1199 T.B.A. 9pm PLAN B LIVE ENTERTAINMENT AND COCKTAILS; TP; 760-343-2115 Red’s Rockstar Karaoke 9pm PURPLE ROOM; PS; 760-322-4422 Comedy Night w/ Jason Stuart feat. Gloria Bigelow 7pm RED BARN; PD; 760-346-0191 The Hive Minds 9pm SAMMY G’s; PS; 760-320-8041 Evaro Brothers 8pm SCHMIDY’S; PD; 760-837-3800 Lisa Lynn and The Country Gentlemen 9pm

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SHANGHAI RED’S @ THE FISHERMAN’S MARKET; PS; 760-322-9293 Barry Baughn Blues 8-11pm SHANGHAI RED’S @ THE FISHERMAN’S MARKET; LQ; 760-777-1601 The Carmens 8-11pm SHELLY’S LOUNGE@TORTOISE ROCK CASINO; 29 Palms; Rojer Arnold & Bobby Furgo 9pm SMOKIN’ BURGERS; PS; 760-883-5999 Ron James 6pm SOUL OF MEXICO; IND; 760-200-8787 Latin Rock 10pm SULLIVAN’S STEAKHOUSE; PD; 760-3413560 Demetrious and Co. 6pm TACK ROOM TAVERN; IND; 760-347-9985 TBA 9pm THREE SIXTY NORTH; PS; 760-327-1773 Pat Rizzo 6:30pm TRILUSSA ITALIAN RISTORANTE; PS; 760328-2300 Julius & Sylvia Music Duo 6-10pm VIBE; MORONGO CASINO; CAB; 951-7555391 The Rick Whitfield Band 10pm VICKY’S OF SANTA FE; IW; 760-345-9770 Meet The Corwins 5:30-7:30pm, John Stanley King 8pm VILLAGE PUB; PS; 760-323-3265 T.B.A. 1:304:30pm, Nite Fixx 9-2am, DJ Anwaar Hines 9-2am VUE GRILLE & BAR; IW; 760-834-3800 TBA 5:30pm WESTIN MISSION HILLS; RM; 760-328-5955 Michael Keeth 6-10pm WILLIE BOYS; MV; 760-363-3343 TBA 9pm WOODY’S BURGER; PS; 760-230-0188 Rose Mallet 6:30pm ZELDA’S; PS; 760-325-2375 Girl’s Night Out w/ The Men on the Hollywood Strip 9pm

SAT DECEMBER 19 29 PALMS INN; 29 Palms; 760-367-3505 Bev & Bill 6pm 19TH HOLE; PD; 760-772-6696 Karaoke w/ T-Bone 9pm ACE HOTEL; PS; 760-325-9900 Ladypills & Friends Xmas Party noon poolside, TBA 10pm AGAVE LOUNGE@THE HYATT REGENCY; IW; 760-674-4080 Art of Sax 8pm AJ’S ON THE GREEN; C.C.; 760-202-1111 Cabaret Open Mic 7:30pm AZUL; PS; 760-325-5533 Denise Carter 7:30pm BAR; PS; 760-537-7337 TBA 9pm BART LOUNGE; C.C.; 760-799-8800 DJ and Dancing 9pm open 6pm-2am BLUE BAR; SPOTLIGHT 29; IND; 760-7755566 DJ 9pm BLUEMBER; RM; 760-862-4581 Gina Carey 6-10pm

CASCADE LOUNGE, SPA RESORT CASINO; PS; 888-999-1995 DJ Michael Wright 9-1am CASTELLI’S; PD; 760-773-3365 Patrick Tuzzolino 5:30pm CUNARD’S SANDBAR; LQ; 760-564-3660 Bill Baker 6pm DATE SHED; IND; 760-775-6699 Ghostface Killah w/ J Patron and 2 Toxic 8pm DHS SPA LOUNGE; DHS; 760-329-6787 Karaoke w/ DJ Scott 9pm EL MEXICALI CAFÉ 2; IND; 760-342-2333 Cesar Daniel Lopez on the harp 6-9pm THE GRILL ON MAIN; LQ; 760-777-7773 TBA 8:30pm THE GROOVE LOUNGE; SPOTLIGHT 29; INDIO; 760-775-5566 DJ 8pm THE HOOD; PD; 760-636-5220 Fight Like a Girl, Right On Right On, The Flusters and Venus & The Traps 9pm HOODOO COCKTAIL GARDEN @ THE HYATT; PS; 760-322-9000 Bill Ramirez 6:30pm HUNTER’S; PS; 760-323-0700 Live VJ 9pm INDIAN WELLS RESORT HOTEL; IW; 760345-6466 Frank DiSalvo 6pm JOSHUA TREE SALOON; JT; 760-366-2250 T.B.A. 8pm KOKOPELLI’S; YV; 760-228-2589 Karaoke 8pm LAS CASUELAS TERRAZA; PS; 760-3252794 Palm Springs Sound Company,in the afternoon,Hot Rox,in the night LIT@FANTASY SPRINGS; IND; 760-345-2450 Common Ground 9pm THE LOUNGE, AGUA CALIENTE; RM; 888999-1995 Skaken Not Stirred 9pm MELVYN’S RESTAURANT & LOUNGE; PS; 760-325-2323 Ron Greenip 8pm NEIL’S LOUNGE; IND; 760-347-1522 Karaoke 8-1:15am THE NEST; PD; 760-346-2314 Kevin Henry 6-8pm Tim Burleson 8pm PALM CANYON ROADHOUSE; PS; 760-3274080 Hotwyre 9pm PALM DESERT COUNTRY CLUB; PD; 760345-0222 Closed for private event 6:30pm PAPPY & HARRIET’S; PT; 760-3655956 Shadow Mountain Band 5pm, The Freightshakers 8pm PEABODY’S CAFÉ; PS; 760-322-1877 Karaoke 7:30pm PJ’S SPORTS LOUNGE; YV; 760-228-1199 TBA 9pm PLAN B LIVE ENTERTAINMENT AND COCKTAILS; TP; 760-343-2115 5th Annual Toy Drive w/ The Deep Ones 8pm PURPLE ROOM; PS; 760-322-4422 P.S. Jump! 7pm, Kal David, Lauri Bono & The Real Deal 9pm RED BARN; PD; 760-346-0191 California Celts 9pm

December 17 to December 23, 2015

SAMMY G’s; PS; 760-320-8041 Evaro Brothers 8pm SCHMIDY’S; PD; 760-837-3800 2nd Annual Dongmas Show w/ Long Duk Dong, 5th Town and Famous Pyschos 9pm SHANGHAI RED’S @ THE FISHERMAN’S MARKET; PS; 760-322-9293 Barry Baughn Blues 8-11pm SHANGHAI RED’S @ THE FISHERMAN’S MARKET; LQ; 760-777-1601 The Carmens 8-11pm SHELLY’S LOUNGE@TORTOISE ROCK CASINO; 29 Palms; Rojer Arnold & Bobby Furgo 9pm SIDEWINDER GRILL; DHS; 760-329-7929 Karaoke w/ Milly G 6pm SMOKIN’ BURGERS; PS; 760-883-5999 Ron James 6pm SOUL OF MEXICO; IND; 760-200-8787 Latin Music 10pm SULLIVAN’S STEAKHOUSE; PD; 760-3413560 TBA 6pm TACK ROOM TAVERN; IND; 760-347-9985 TBA 8pm THREE SIXTY NORTH; PS; 760-327-1773 Darci Daniels 6:30pm TRILUSSA ITALIAN RISTORANTE; PS; 760328-2300 Julius & Sylvia Music Duo 6-10pm TRYST; PS; 760-832-6046 TBA 10pm VIBE, MORONGO CASINO; CAB; 951-7555391 DJ Hektik 10pm VICKY’S OF SANTA FE; IW; 760-345-9770 The Carmens 6:30pm VILLAGE PUB; PS; 760-323-3265 Rob & JB 1:30-4:30pm, Nite Fixx 9-2am, DJ Anwaar Hines 9-2am VUE GRILLE & BAR; IW; 760-834-3800 Chris Lomeli 8pm WESTIN MISSION HILLS; RM; 760-328-5955 Courtney Chambers 6pm continue to page 17

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Book Review

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December 17 to December 23, 2015

By Heidi Simmons

Tis the Season for Gift Giving

his time of year there is a lot of pressure to find the perfect gift. For some, the challenge is a joy, while for others it’s a nightmare. Whichever side you are on, you can find something for everyone on your list at a bookstore. Books are a wonderful and thoughtful gift that can be opened over and over to thrill, surprise, inform, inspire and entertain. Here are some ideas to get you thinking and hopefully started on your list. Memoirs, Biographies and Cookbooks are perfect gifts for those who have specific or general interests. Whether you know the person well or just a little, books in this category will be appreciated. For the modern pioneer woman in your family there’s The Pioneer Woman Cooks DINNERTIME: Comfort Classics, Freezer Food, 16 Minute meals and Other Delicious Ways to Solve Supper! by Ree Drummond. Busy or workingwomen will appreciate the help and good ideas this cookbook offers. Peruse the cookbook section for all kinds of weird diets and special interests. There is something for men and women who enjoy cooking, drinking and entertaining. Between the World and Me by Ta-Nehisi Coates is a memoir about growing up in Baltimore that looks at race and is told through letters written to his teenage son. This is a timely and meaningful book about how much black lives matter. David McCullough’s The Wright Brothers is an

incredible biography of an amazing family that changed history. This is a fun and exciting read that sheds more light on the lives of these great American inventors who gave flight to the world. Kids love to get books because it makes them feel loved, special and smart. Guinness World Records 2016 is out now. How fun to sit and peruse the pages of all the strange facts and amazing things people do. Look for boxed sets of book collections like Percy Jackson and the Olympians, The Hunger Games or Harry Potter. Remember Golden Books? How about The Star Wars Little Golden Book Library. And there’s Goosebumps Retro Scream Collection, which has the original best selling stories! J.K. Rowling’s Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone: The Illustrated Edition is now a full-color art book. How nice to sit with a child and enjoy the beautiful illustrations. There is a whole new generation who are ready to appreciate these great books. HARDBACKS Nonfiction Some people only like to read nonfiction. Many believe if they are going to spend the time they want to learn something “real.” And I totally understand. The beauty is nonfiction today is so good it often reads like fiction. Data and Goliath: The Hidden Battles to Collect Your Data and Control Your World by Bruce Schneier is a hot topic. Anyone interested in the true nature of the cyber world and its intrusion into our lives will love (?) to read this

book. A necessary book for sure, but maybe not so great for the paranoid member of the family. Killing Reagan by Bill O’Reilly tells the story of President Ronald Reagan’s rise to power. Every year O’Reilly has a book. This looks at the career of Reagan and the “forces of evil that conspired to bring him down.” There is always someone in the family who loves Ronny. For the wonderful Millennials in your close circle, actor and author Aziz Ansari teams up with sociologist Eric Klinenberg to look at Modern Romance. This is a book with fascinating facts about contemporary dating. Courting has definitely changed. Actress Mindy Kaling’s second book is a collection of essays called Why Not Me? Both these books offer humor while looking at the challenges of their generation. Fiction John Grisham is always good. Rogue Lawyer, just like it sounds, is about an attorney who works alone and takes cases no other lawyer will. Gritty and witty, this is the lawyer we wish we had on our side. For the music lovers in your life The Magic Strings of Frankie Presto by Mitch Albom, tells the story of a boy who comes to America with only a guitar. His journey touches the lives of 20th century musicians of classical, jazz and rock and roll. Short stories are a wonderful way to spend time with an author. The Bazaar of Bad Dreams by Stephen King is a terrific collection of his stories new and revised. But what makes this book really fun is that King comments on when, why and how he came to write each story. It’s such a treat to know what he was thinking. This autobiographical addition makes the book a treasury of King’s work. Also consider a collection of short stories

with different authors. It’s a great way to get to know writers. The best collections for gifts are those organized around a theme like mystery, fear or seduction. PAPERBACKS Nonfiction Alexander Hamilton by Ron Chernow inspired the hugely successful Broadway musical “Hamilton.” In I Am Malala, 18 year-old Malala Yousafzai, Nobel Peace Prize winner, shares her personal story after being shot for attending school. The Boys in the Boat by Daniel James Brown about the American Olympic triumph in Nazi Germany continues to charm and entertain readers. History comes alive with these books. Fiction The Martian by Andy Weir is also now a hit movie. The book is a challenge to read if the reader is not scientifically bent. But if there is a sci-fi geek or nerdy scientist in your circle, this is the book her (or him.) The 25th Anniversary Edition of The Alchemist by Paulo Coelho is ready to inspire a new generation to follow their hearts and discover their dreams. Coloring books are the new craze. These are not intended for children, but are for adults and provide hours of wonderful therapy and relaxation. Marty Noble’s Mandalas Coloring Book will put anyone into a meditative state. How about The Official Game of Thrones Coloring Book? There are a myriad of coloring books from cityscapes to natural gardens. Include a nice box of crayons and your gift is complete. Make your shopping easy this year – do it all in a bookstore. Browse the shelves and subjects with your list in hand and you’ll discover there truly is something for everyone! Happy holidays and make time to enjoy a good book.

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by Robin E. Simmons

CONNIVING CAPITALIST WEASELS

THE BIG SHORT Writer/director Adam McKay tackles a serious and complex subject with an overabundance of often confusing detail. Not just visually, but also in the dense dialogue. This uneven account dramatizing the collapse of the housing credit bubble has no heroes. In fact, the guys we may be inclined to root for are bad guys who have found a mathematical pattern that predicts a coming financial catastrophe that no one else sees and more important, one that they can “bet” on. Yes, simply put, they are betting against America. To detail how this works would take all the pages available in the CVW. Other films have dealt withy this time period and the financial crisis -- crazy, over-the-top WOLF OF WALL STREET and the dramatic tragedy 99 HOMES. McKay, who directed and co-wrote the comedies ANCHORMAN, TALLADEGA NIGHTS and STEP BROTHERS might not seem the right guy to write and helm this investigative film that is light on comedy although it is a sometimes scathing indictment of the real-life villains. A great cast does its best to mouth reams of complex brokerese patter. The movie is based on Michael Lewis’ best-seller “The Big Short: Inside the Doomsday Machine.”

Although I had trouble following exactly what was going on with the brokers, it was clear what they were up to. One thing that was missing was how devastating this collapse was to millions of Americans. Too bad the victims were never really a part of the story. The great cast – Brad Pitt, Christian Bale, Ryan Gosling, Steve Carell, Melissa Leo and Marisa Tomei among others -- makes up for a lot of the deficits in this over-long, talky film about a huge, massively hurtful criminal event that finally says: Crime pays. Now playing. STAR WARS VII: THE FORCE AWAKENS Disney has embargoed all reviews until December 16. When you read this, it’s probably after December 16, but I’m writing it several days prior -- so I’m sticking to our agreement. As if anything I say here will in any way help or hinder the massive popcultural juggernaut that lands in theaters and on toy shelves this week. Frankly, the endless SW7 hype alienated me months ago. The moment it happened was when I saw a display at a local high-end market of premium liquor bottles with oversize Darth Vader caps. I thought, wouldn’t it be amazing if SW7 was a colossal, deafening,

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silly bore filled with endless explosions, light saber fights, familiar but elderly iconic faces, weird creatures, sun flares and spaces ships big and small? Did it bother you that early on Disney dismissively tossed the outline George Lucas had for this episode? Ouch! I bet that hurt. But wait; is that a good or bad thing? I know Lucas said he got tired of the personal attacks and criticisms of his episodic space opera. But will long-time devotees and new fans embrace the fact that there’s no Lucas DNA in this seventh iteration? Does it even matter at this point? (Would you see a Hobbit movie that had nothing to do with Tolkien?) But the bigger question is: Why is this movie treated as a major cultural event? Is the story unresolved in some way? No. Is it uniquely meaningful to our times? (Do the good guys take on an ISIS like infection in the SW cosmos?) No. Does it artfully illuminate an important aspect of the human condition? No. What it does accomplish is convince you to pay (ideally, in advance) for a two-and-a-half hour commercial for overpriced toys and action figures. Like it or not, that’s the big theme and raison d’etre of SW7. Little known is that Disney does not even own the rights to the first Star Wars episode (1977’s Chaper IV). Even so, analysts have predicted that “The Force Awakens” movie and merchandise could bring in more than $3.5 billion and that makes the original $4 billion purchase from Lucas a steal. In fact, Lucas was looted. And, while I’m at it, there’s one more thing that rankles. There’s no longer Jar Jar Binks, or any of his amphibious species, in the SW universe. He’s been callously eliminated as if he never existed! Everyone

(?) knows Jar’s a fierce underwater warrior and ally just waiting for his heroic moment. So what that he’s more than a little awkward -- okay, annoying -- on land. Is Disney saying: If someone’s annoying, treat him or her as if they never existed? (Just try and find a Jar Jar action figure.) Now playing. NEW FOR THE HOME THEATER: MISSION IMPOSSIBLE: ROGUE NATION As I’ve mentioned before on this page, it’s hard for me to enjoy a Tom Cruise movie without thinking about his affiliation with Scientology and, further, that Mr. Cruise has all the screenplays he’s considering vetted by Scientology to assure that there’s nothing in the proposed film that goes against Scientology’s core beliefs. I’m not sure what’s the message of the latest MI, but I never got fully engaged, emotionally or otherwise, with the plot. The IMF has been disbanded. Ethan Hunt (Cruise) is on his own and out in the cold. And now, the Syndicate -- a new global threat – rears its head. Made up of a group of highly skilled operatives, the Syndicate is hell-bent on establishing a new world order via an escalating series of terrorist attacks. Read that last sentence again. Sound familiar? Too bad the filmmakers –including Cruise – didn’t have the guts to go all the way with this timely premise. Hunt gathers his team, joins forces with attractive ex British agent Ilsa Faust (Rebecca Ferguson), who may or may not be a member of the Syndicate, and in a series of inflated, action-filled set pieces saves the day. Short extras showcase the action bits. Paramount. Blu-ray robinesimmons@aol.com

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The Grinch Who Stole My iPhone

wo weeks before Christmas, my daughter and I were at a grocery store. In the produce aisle, we found an iPhone 6. We gave it to the store manager for its eventual return to the rightful owner. Only 72 hours earlier, we had been at another store where my iPhone 6 fell out of my pocket. When I realized that the phone was missing, I activated the tracking service embedded in my phone. I got no response as the phone was ‘offline’. As the battery was fully charged, the only explanation was that the person who had found my phone had turned it off. As this phone has a feature that allows me to send a message to the holder of the phone, I asked for its return and offered a reward.

I waited patiently for the holder of my phone to turn it on. On Monday night at 10:13pm, the phone was turned on, albeit briefly. I now knew the location of my phone. When I went to that address the next morning, the woman who answered the door said that she did not have it and no one had been at her house that night. As such, I went to their next door neighbor who didn’t have it but offered to help in finding it. By the end of Tuesday, the store provided video footage of the theft. From that footage, we saw that the phone slipped out of my pocket. The footage also showed the person behind me in line made a beeline for my phone once dropped. Given that I had video footage of the

Dale Gribow On The Law SILENCE IS GOLDEN BUT HANDCUFFS ARE STILL SILVER

s kids we were taught to cooperate with the police by our parents and in school. If we all obeyed the police so many of society’s problems would not have occurred. However, as a general rule talking to anyone, other than your lawyer, on any legal matter cannot help a case. It can only POTENTIALLY HURT the case and handcuff you. It is not always what you say, but often what the other party thought they heard you say. This is as true for a DUI as it is for an accident case or a business negotiation. If the police or an insurance adjuster want to talk to you, do so ONLY with your lawyers permission. This is because it is often what someone THOUGHT THEY HEARD YOU SAY. We have all misunderstood others or we do not jot down what is said at the time but rather do so later when our memory may not be perfect. The police often go back to the station and prepare a report from their notes. Sometimes they cannot read their own handwriting and get the facts backwards as to who should be arrested or who caused an auto accident. In the last few months I have had officers get the facts of an accident backward so that my rear ended client was listed as at fault. I have also had a friend in an accident get a doctor’s report saying he fell and hit his head on a rock when he hit his head from the accident. Today I met with a client who has been handling her accident case for a year. She submitted her doctor’s report with an MRI showing there was an injury and the doctor mistakenly reading it saying there was no injury. A good lawyer would never

have submitted the report without noting the mistake and asking the doctor to review his notes to correct it. That is why I ask my accident clients to make a list from the top of their head to the bottom of their toes as to what hurts them. I suggest they give that same summary to each medical provider for continuity. With the average criminal case an officer calls you or approaches you and asks for your side of the story. He says he just wants your version and sounds reasonable, so you mistakenly talk to him. As a rule when the police want to talk to you, or a defense adjuster wants to talk to you, they are not doing so to help you...they are not your friend. A detective will not believe you until you confess to the crime he is investigating. It does not make any difference what you say, you will probably be arrested. As a rule the officer has evidence that implicates you...even if you did not commit the crime. This is just as true for a DUI as it is a Domestic Violence. With a possible DUI, the impaired driver usually makes many mistakes. They are not aware, unless they read my weekly legal columns, that the Field Sobriety and Breath Test at the scene are optional. Thus you do not have to take the walk the line, finger to nose, alphabet and other field sobriety tests. Likewise the breath test at the scene (unless you are on probation) is optional. A driver stopped and offered DUI tests should be cooperative and politely state their attorney is Dale Gribow who advised you remain silent

perpetrator, a ping from that residence and visual confirmation from a neighbor that the perpetrator stayed at that home regularly, you would think that we’d have a quick resolution. Nope. As the crime occurred in Palm Desert, the case reverted to the Sheriff’s department. Sheriff Stan Sniff shared two things with me: 1) he would not let the perpetrator get away, and; 2) this type of situation was all too common following the passage of Proposition 47 last year. That law took the teeth away from law enforcement on petty crimes making them misdemeanors and removing the threat of a felony being placed on

the criminal’s record. Given that the D.A. was not prosecuting many of these low level crime cases due to thin resources, many in law enforcement were discouraged. An early challenge in this case had been that the woman in the house would not cooperate. A week after the theft, the sheriff was able to rule out her boyfriend. If he was innocent, why be uncooperative? As for my Grinch who stole my iPhone, can you identify him from the pictures? While the police may probably know who it is by the time this hits the presses, sometimes it takes a community to begin identifying and weeding out the bad guys, however petty they may be. Like Whoville, we are a small community that needs to work together to make people who do bad things uncomfortable. Whether it is a petty crime, white collar crime, household violence or something more severe, we should never be tolerant of bad behavior. While the police do their work, take a look at the picture of this local Grinch. We will have a better picture of him and his friend in a future column. If you think you know who he is or where he works, please drop us a note at CVWeeklyiphone@gmail.com. Anyone with information that helps us find him will receive a reward. More next week...

until they call me at 760-837-7500 or dale@ dalegribowlaw.com. That way you remain the Good Guy and the Lawyer is the Fall Guy. They won’t call me, but it gives you an excuse for remaining silent and makes ME the bad guy and not you. If a lawyer represents a client properly, the lawyer should always be the “strawman” and take the fall for the client. The potential defendant should explain “they understand Field Sobriety and Breath Tests at the scene are optional. If that is correct Mr. Officer, then I elect not to take them. Then explain that they are happy to cooperate with law enforcement and take a blood test.” If you have questions or ideas for future columns please contact Dale Gribow at 760 8377500 or dale@dalegribowlaw.com.

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by Fire Chief Sam DiGiovanna

Let’s Party, the Safe Way!

any of us like to host a party during the holidays. Some prefer to just attend. If you are hosting, you have many things that need to be considered. Parking, the weather, who to invite, who not to invite, hurting someone’s feelings etc. Generally your primary concern is what to have and having enough of those holiday eats, treats and drinks. With all that planning a seasonal gettogether, it’s important not to overlook your holiday party safety plans. Most likely your party will involve alcohol, and while you want your guests to enjoy themselves, it’s also important to make sure they are being responsible. This involves keeping an eye out for anyone who may be drinking too much, and either providing a place to stay or a means to get home with a designated driver. Here are a few steps you can take to prevent

holiday drinking and driving. • Have a designated driver. It’s one of the simplest rules to follow, but also one of the most effective in keeping people safe on the roads. • Have cab numbers on hand. If someone should not be driving and they insist on going home, call a cab for them instead of allowing them to take the risk of driving home. • Offer plenty of non-alcoholic drinks. While many guests may want to enjoy the holidays with an alcoholic drink, offer non-alcoholic drinks as an option. • Offer food if you’re offering alcohol. Drinking on an empty stomach can cause a person to become intoxicated faster. Offering food along with drinks may help prevent guests from overindulging on alcohol alone. For more safety information visit: www.cdc.gov/family/holiday/ Fire Chief Sam DiGiovanna

sports Scene

December 17 to December 23, 2015

by Julie Buehler

The Reality Of Controversy: It’s Mostly Fake

ou might have an opinion. Might be pretty passionate. Could be fairly well-substantiated. Still doesn’t matter. I likely have an opinion. Guaranteed to be passionate. Offered with ornate oration and profound points of evidence. Still irrelevant. The funny thing about “controversy:” most of it’s fake. “Should Cam Newton dance in the endzone?” “Is Russell Wilson ‘black’ enough?” “Is JJ Watt likeable or fake?” “Deflategate.” (ugh, I’m sorry, had to) “Does Brady make Belichick great or does Belichick make Brady great?” “Should Marshawn Lynch talk to the media?” “Richard Sherman.” (just his name gets people going) None of these wildly dissected storylines or topics of conversation actually have any “real” answer. But they all offer sports fans and sports media a carousel to hop on and go round and round, all the while, the games being played on the field sometimes take the back seat to everyone BUT the players. Because make no mistake, that’s ALL they care about. Sure they might tweet something that offers a snippet of snark, or, in the case of Sherman, a lot of snark, but once they’re between those white lines, NONE of that matters. The so-called controversies of today’s sports scene are woefully contrived and have absolutely no impact on the product on the field. Cam’s dancing is based on weeks, and years of film study, dissecting a defense, reducing it to a blow-up doll and in an instant, Cam’s in the end zone. It’s an impulse wrought from hard work and domination, not opining from locals for or against it. Wilson became only the 4th quarterback to go 4 straight games with at least 3 TDs and 0 INTs, matching Peyton Manning, Tom Brady and Aaron Rodgers on that list. And you expect anyone to believe the color of his skin is a factor? Deflategate opened the eyes of diehard NFL and casual fans alike to the fact footballs have an inflation standard. It also put a giant target on Brady’s back. One he’s carrying through a banner season. Whether it’s Lynch not talking, Sherman talking too much or any other so-called controversy, I hope every sports fan realizes those opinions are meaningless. There is SO MUCH work and effort and diligence and countless hours dedicated to

each NFL game, to assume the meaningless meanderings of sports media (many of whom have never competed for anything more than a rec league title) contribute any veracity in the outcome of a game is ludicrous. Football players are wired through years of rigorous training, indoctrination and mind-numbing repetition. They’re taught to set aside distractions and inconveniences for the purpose of victory. Those who are good at that become NFL players. Those who aren’t become insurance sales guys. But these “controversies” are easy to opine on and so they gain steam in sports media because you don’t actually have to know anything about or watch football to have an opinion. And that’s the saddest part. Not only does it distract from the amazing strategy employed by a coaching staff of 15+, or the perfect orchestration of an offense of 11 individual minds or the choreography of 11 different defensive players, it offers the reigns to someone who knows little of what happens between the white lines and diminishes the game because of that. So next time you hear one of these halfbrained controversies, think to yourself, “Are they discussing this because they didn’t have to watch the game to have an opinion?” And if so, feel free to call them out. And then feel good, because YOU are a real sports fan. Julie Buehler hosted the Coachella Valley’s most popular sports talk radio show, “Buehler’s Day Off” every day for 3 years, but now she can be exclusively seen on KMIR sharing the coolest stories in sports and heard on 103.9 FM ESPN from 6-7pm nightly. She’s an avid gym rat, slightly sarcastic and more likely to recite Steve Young’s career passing stats than American Idol winners. Tune in to KMIR’s nightly news or KMIR.com for her sports reports.

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FREE WILL ASTROLOGY Week of December 17

ARIES (March 21-April 19): The Neanderthals were a different human species that co-existed with our ancestors, homo sapiens, for at least 5,000 years. But they eventually died out while our people thrived. Why? One reason, says science writer Marcus Chown, is that we alone invented sewing needles. Our newborn babies had well-made clothes to keep them warm and healthy through frigid winters. Neanderthal infants, covered with illfitting animal skins, had a lower survival rate. Chown suggests that although this provided us with a mere one percent survival advantage, that turned out to be significant. I think you’re ready to find and use a small yet ultimately crucial edge like that over your competitors, Aries. TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Artist Robert Barry created “30 Pieces,” an installation that consisted of pieces of paper on which he had typed the following statement: “Something which is very near in place and time, but not yet known to me.” According to my reading of the astrological omens, this theme captures the spirit of the phase you’re now entering. But I think it will evolve in the coming weeks. First it’ll be “Something which is very near in place and time, and is becoming known to me.” By mid-January it could turn into “Something which is very near and dear, and has become known to me.” GEMINI (May 21-June 20): “There is in every one of us, even those who seem to be most moderate, a type of desire that is uncanny, wild, and lawless.” Greek philosopher Plato wrote that in his book The Republic, and I’m bringing it to your attention just in time for your Season of Awakening and Deepening Desire. The coming days will be a time when you can, if you choose, more fully tune in to the uncanny, wild, and lawless aspects of your primal yearnings. But wait a minute! I’m not suggesting you should immediately take action to gratify them. For now, just feel them and observe them. Find out what they have to teach you. Wait until the new year before you consider the possibility of expressing them. CANCER (June 21-July 22): Congratulations! You have broken all your previous records for doing boring tasks that are good for you. In behalf of the other eleven signs, I thank you for your heroic, if unexciting, campaign of self-improvement. You have not only purified your emotional resources and cleared out some breathing room for yourself, but you have also made it easier for people to help you and feel close to you. Your duty has not yet been completed, however. There are a few more details to take care of before the gods of healthy tedium will be finished with you. But start looking for signs of your big chance to make a break for freedom. They’ll arrive soon. LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): The English word “fluke” means “lucky stroke.” It was originally used in the game of billiards when a player made a good shot that he or she wasn’t even trying to accomplish. Later its definition expanded to include any fortuitous event that happens by chance rather than because of skill: good fortune generated accidentally. I suspect that you are about to be the beneficiary of what may seem to be a series of flukes, Leo. In at least one case, though, your lucky break will have been earned by the steady work you’ve done without any fanfare. VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): You may not have to use a literal crowbar in the coming weeks, but this rough tool will serve you well as a metaphor. Wherever you go, imagine that you’ve got one with you. Why? It’s time to jimmy open glued-shut portals . . . to pry loose mental blocks . . . to coax unyielding influences to budge . . . to nudge intransigent people free of their fixations. Anything that is stuck or jammed needs to get unstuck or unjammed through the power of your willful intervention. LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): The coming weeks will be a favorable time for you to consort with hidden depths and unknown riches. In every way you can imagine, I urge you to go deeper down and further in. Cultivate a more conscious connection with the core resources you sometimes take for granted.

This is one time when delving into the darkness can lead you to pleasure and treasure. As you explore, keep in mind this advice from author T. Harv Eker: “In every forest, on every farm, in every orchard on earth, what’s under the ground creates what’s above the ground. That’s why placing your attention on the fruits you have already grown is futile. You can’t change the fruits that are already hanging on the tree. But you can change tomorrow’s fruits. To do so, you will have to dig below the ground and strengthen the roots.” SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): In the coming weeks, the pursuit of pleasure could drain your creative powers, diminish your collaborative possibilities, and wear you out. But it’s also possible that the pursuit of pleasure will enhance your creative powers, synergize your alliances, and lead you to new opportunities. Which way will you go? It all depends on the kinds of pleasures you pursue. The dumb, numbing, mediocre type will shrink your soul. The smart, intriguing, invigorating variety will expand your mind. Got all that? Say “hell, no” to trivializing decadence so you can say “wow, yes” to uplifting bliss. SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Garnets are considered less valuable than diamonds. But out in the wild, there’s an intimate connection between these two gemstones. Wherever you find garnets near the surface of the earth, you can be reasonably sure that diamonds are buried deeper down in the same location. Let’s use this relationship as a metaphor for your life, Sagittarius. I suspect you have recently chanced upon a metaphorical version of garnets, or will do so soon. Maybe you should make plans to search for the bigger treasure towards which they point the way. CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Ready for the Cool Anger Contest? You can earn maximum points by expressing your dissatisfaction in ways that generate the most constructive transformations. Bonus points will be awarded for your ability to tactfully articulate complicated feelings, as well as for your emotionally intelligent analyses that inspire people to respond empathetically rather than defensively. What are the prizes? First prize is a breakthrough in your relationship with an ally who could be crucial to your expansion in 2016. Second prize is a liberation from one of your limiting beliefs. AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): A fourth-century monk named Martin was a pioneer wine-maker in France. He founded the Marmoutier Abbey and planted vineyards on the surrounding land. According to legend, Martin’s donkey had a crucial role in lifting viticulture out of its primitive state. Midway through one growing season, the beast escaped its tether and nibbled on a lot of the grapevines. All the monks freaked out, fearing that the crop was wrecked. But ultimately the grapes grew better than they had in previous years, and the wine they produced was fabulous. Thus was born the practice of pruning, which became de rigueur for all grapegrowers. What’s your equivalent of Martin’s donkey, Aquarius? I bet it’ll exert its influence very soon. PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): “The deepest urge in human nature is the desire to be important,” said educator John Dewey. If that’s true, Pisces, you are on the verge of having your deepest urge fulfilled more than it has in a long time. The astrological alignments suggest that you are reaching the peak of your value to other people. You’re unusually likely to be seen and appreciated and acknowledged for who you really are. If you have been underestimating your worth, I doubt you will be able to continue doing so. Here’s your homework: Take a realistic inventory of the ways your life has had a positive impact on the lives of people you have known. -----------------------------------------------------------Homework: Make a guess about what you will be most proud of 15 years from today. Testify at FreeWillAstrology.com. Rob Brezsny Free Will Astrology freewillastrology@freewillastrology.com

Mind,body & Spirit

by Bronwyn Ison

PEACE, LOVE, JOY

he holidays are my favorite time of year. Our desert weather grows cooler and there is much to celebrate. It is a time to gather with family and friends. It is a time of reflection on the past year. You may ask yourself, what did I accomplish? What new goals will I aspire to attain? Peace, love and joy come to mind. Do you possess these three anchors in your life? If so, it is likely you had a successful year. If you have not adopted all three, it may be the right time to commence practicing… Peace, love and joy. Here is a big question… Do you love yourself? Take a moment and think if you candidly love yourself. Your authentic answer is crucial. Why? Determining whether or not you love yourself will have a direct affect on how you love and treat others in your life. Allow me to be very clear about loving yourself. I am not talking about a selfish, self-centered or narcissistic love. There is a balanced altruistic way to love your self. Recognizing all of your strengths and what makes you magnificent, will allow you to develop into the beautiful, empathetic human being you are meant to be in this life. I believe this is an important topic. Each of us struggles with self-love. We are quick to self-loath rather than love thyself. Loving and accepting the authentic you will allow greater success in your personal and professional life. Many people enact a continuous dialog with themselves that can be harmful. Say you applied for a promotion within the workplace, and did not receive the position, you may ask your self

a few questions. Or, a friendship/relationship did not have a happy ending and it leaves you posing questions about yourself. The hamster wheel continuously spins, “What’s wrong with me? What could I have said differently in my interview? Why do people break up with me? The problem lies within you. You MUST LOVE yourself to realize the answers to the questions. No matter the outcome, you dived in with everything, loved yourself enough, and left no stone unturned. Each day we have a choice. A choice to be filled with gratitude. Choosing to commence your day joy filled is advantageous to your overall well-being. Studies, tell us the happier you are the healthier you are likely to be in your life. Remember, it can be much mind over matter. Before I plant my feet on the earth I set the tone for my day. I am grateful for another day of living, my children are healthy, have an incredible family, plus beautiful friends. I truly cannot ask for more. You see I make a choice every morning to be joyous. Live in the present moment. Joy arrives now – not in the past or the future. Sure we can reflect on happy moments, but we do not know what the future holds. It is best to live NOW! Live in the truth, be compassionate, empathetic, accepting, gracious and surrender. May you find peace, love and joy this holiday season. Don’t venture into another year without these three powerful ingredients. Bronwyn Ison is the owner of Evolve Yoga. e-volveyoga.com 760.564.YOGA (9642)

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December 17 to December 23, 2015

Life & career Coach by Sunny Simon

Be “That” Person

ecently I read this post on Facebook: “Be the person your dog thinks you are.” I smiled. It’s true. My dog thinks I’m pretty special. I can tell because he follows me wherever I go, spends hours beside me at my desk, and shows immense gratitude when a dog cookie appears. But I have a bit of a spin on that sentiment. My thought is: “Be the person you wish you knew.” I’m talking about the one you could have used in your life to make things just a bit easier. I lost my mother in my early twenties. Sure, I survived as a motherless young adult; however, I yearned for a wise aunt. Someone I could turn to for some mature sage advice, someone who knew my mother, someone to share the loss, the tears, the triumphs. And someone to watch me walk down the aisle. Who was that missing person in your life? Maybe one of the cool kids who would have invited you to sit at that coveted lunch table and helped you fit in? Or perhaps a wise mentor to show you the ropes when you got your first job? What if you had a teacher who really encouraged and showed an interest in you? Or a coach who believe in you? Maybe it was a parent who was

missing from your life. As luck would have it, I am fortunate enough to have a niece providing me with the opportunity to perform the missing role in my life; however, there is always an avenue to find a person who needs you in his or her life. When you find that individual, make a difference. Be a helping hand, and a hand to hold when needed. Listen with both your head and your heart. Lend a shoulder to cry on, then speak your truth. Never withhold a dose of tough love if that is the required remedy. As Aristotle advised, “Lead from your heart and mind and listen to theirs.” Do these things and you will be the positive story in someone else’s life. This week I invite you to spend some time identifying that person absent from your life. Know that you are the missing link in the life of a friend, a child, or at this point a mere stranger. Pursue and build a relationship. I promise you, it will be fulfilling. Someone out there needs you, your talents and your super powers. Be the person you wish you knew. Sunny Simon is the owner of Raise the Bar High Life and Career Coaching. More about Sunny at raisethebarhigh.com

December 17 to December 23, 2015

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