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Your guide to the week’s best movies FRIDAY Midnight Run PRiME, noon (M, 1988) Stars Robert De Niro (right), Charles Grodin, Dennis Farina, Yaphet Kotto.

Drama.

A tough bounty hunter transports a thieving accountant from New York to Los Angeles.

CaRRy On JaCk gEM, noon (Pg, 1963) Stars Kenneth Williams, Bernard Cribbins, Juliet Mills.

Comedy. A sailor finds himself shanghaied to serve on the same ship he was headed for when his uniform was stolen.

thE MagnifiCEnt MatadOR aBC1, 12.30pm (g, 1955) Stars Maureen O’Hara, Anthony Quinn, Manuel Rojas.

Drama. A rich American falls in love with a brooding matador.

in a LOnELy PLaCE 7tWO, 2pm (Pg, 1950) Stars Humphrey Bogart, Gloria Grahame, Frank Lovejoy.

Thriller. A screenwriter is a murder suspect until his neighbour clears him, but then she begins to have doubts.

EviL angELs gEM, 8.30pm (M, 1988) Stars Meryl Streep, Sam Neill, Charles Tingwell. Drama.

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An Australian woman is accused of murder after she claims her infant daughter was carried off by a dingo.

nOvO sBs OnE, 11.05pm (Ma15+, 2002) Stars Eduardo Noriega, Anna Mouglalis (right). Drama.

A man, suffering from complete memory loss, falls in love but is unable to retain any knowledge of what happens to him.

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sBs tWO, 11.15pm (M, 2007) Stars Bingbing Fan, Leon Lai. Horror. In 1930s Shanghai, a woman finds the key to a room that she has been forbidden to enter by her controlling husband.

aBC1, 12.25pm (Pg, 1978) Stars Bobby Di Cicco, Marc McClure, Nancy Allen, Susan Kendall Newman. Comedy.

Six teenagers travel to New York City for the 1964 appearance of The Beatles on The Ed Sullivan Show.

i LOvE yOu tO dEath 7tWO, Midnight (M, 1990) Stars Kevin Kline, Tracey Ullman, River Phoenix. Comedy.

After discovering that her husband has cheated on her, a woman plots to kill him but ends up falling in love all over again.

agatha ChRistiE’s dEath On thE niLE Win, 12.45am (M, 1978) Stars Peter Ustinov, Mia Farrow, Olivia Hussey. Crime.

Renowned Belgian detective Hercule Poirot investigates a murder aboard a luxury steamer on the Nile River.

dEath is a WOMan gEM, 2am (M, 1966) Stars Trisha Noble, Mark Burns, Shaun Curry. Drama.

An undercover agent sent to the Mediterranean to investigate drug smuggling becomes prime suspect in a murder case.

POisOn PEn gEM, 3.35am (Pg, 1939) Stars Flora Robson, Robert Newton, Ann Todd. Drama.

Residents of an English village are thrown into chaos by the arrival of a series of meanspirited letters.

SATURDAY CaRRy On JaCk gEM, 6am (Pg, 1963) Stars Kenneth Williams, Bernard Cribbins, Juliet Mills.

Comedy. A sailor finds himself shanghaied to serve on the same ship he was headed for when his uniform was stolen.

MR fORBush and thE PEnguins gEM, 9.30am (Pg, 1971) Stars John Hurt, Hayley Mills, Dudley Sutton. Adventure.

A biologist heads to Antarctica to study penguins in an effort to impress a woman he likes.

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gEM, 12.30pm (Pg, 1963) Stars Audie Murphy, Ben Cooper, Colleen Miller. Western.

A detective employed to help smash a band of outlaws works his way into the gang, and saves himself from an impossible situation by exposing the gang’s mastermind. aBC1, 2pm (g, 1954) Stars James Stewart, June Allyson, Henry Morgan.

Biographical. A dramatisation of the life of trombone player and big band legend Glenn Miller.

hOtEL gEM, 3.25pm (Pg, 1967) Stars Rod Taylor, Catherine Spaak, Karl Malden. Drama.

The owner of a fashionable hotel in New Orleans clashes with a ruthless tycoon who is determined to take over his property.

ChRistMas With thE kRanks Win, 7.30pm (Pg, 2004) Stars Tim Allen, Jamie Lee Curtis (right), Dan Aykroyd.

Comedy.

A family, famed for their picture-perfect celebrations, suffers the displeasure of neighbours when they decide to skip Christmas in favour of a cruise.

aBC2, saturday, 10.15pm (Ma15+, 1970) Stars Jack Nicholson, Karen Black, Fannie Flagg. Drama.

Having rejected his cultured upbringing, a former pianist returns home after his father has a stroke.

tEn, 11.30pm (M, 2009) Stars Hayden Panettiere, Paul Rust, Jack Carpenter.

Comedy. After a teenager proclaims his love for a popular school girl during his graduation speech, he is surprised to find her on his doorstep the very same night.

gO! 9.30pm (Ma15+, 2009) Stars Woody Harrelson, Kat Dennings, Sandra Oh. Comedy.

A man who lacks any superpowers transforms himself into a costumed vigilante and attempts to protect a young prostitute from a corrupt undercover policeman.

stand By ME 7tWO, 10.50pm (M, 1986) Stars Wil Wheaton, River Phoenix (right), Corey Feldman, Kiefer Sutherland.

Comedy. Four boys go on an overnight camping trip to find a missing teenager’s body. Along the way they encounter obstacles, including a gang of older teens, and their own personal problems.

thE hOusEkEEPER sBs tWO, 12.55am (M, 2002) Stars Jena-Pierre Bacri, Émilie Dequenne, Brigitte Catillon. Drama. A middleaged man, struggling to come to terms with his wife leaving him, becomes involved with his new housekeeper when she spends the night in his apartment.

king’s RansOM Win, 1.40am (M, 2005) Stars Anthony Anderson, Jay Mohr, Kellita Smith.

Comedy. Hoping to foil his gold-digging wife’s plan, a businessman arranges his own kidnapping.

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sBs tWO, 10.35pm (av15+, 2008) Stars Thure Lindhardt, Mads Mikkelsen, Stine Stengade.

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OnE, 8.30pm (M, 1997) Stars George Clooney (right), Nicole Kidman.

Thriller. A US Army colonel and a nuclear expert try to locate stolen Russian nuclear weapons.

Win, 9.30pm (av15+, 2010) Stars Ben Oxenbould, Daisy Betts. Thriller. Tensions explode into violence between the members of a group of surfers on a chartered sailing trip.

aBC2, 8.30pm (Pg, 1967) Stars Robert Redford, Jane Fonda, Charles Boyer.

Drama. A pair of newlyweds rent a freezing-cold apartment at the top of a lift-less building.

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gem, 1.50am (m, 1974) Stars Leigh Lawson, Elke Sommer, Denholm Elliott.

Comedy. A man discovers there is a chemical in the city’s water which is making men impotent.

gem, 3.50pm (g, 1966) Stars Frank Sinatra, Anthony Franciosa, Virna Lisi. Adventure.

An adventurer and her ruthless companion convince a former naval officer to help them raise a sunken German submarine, as part of a plan to rob the Queen Mary.

PrIme, midnight (m, 1992) Stars Meryl Streep, Goldie Hawn, Bruce Willis, Isabella Rossellini, Ian Ogilvy, Adam Storke. Comedy. An actress uses an immortality treatment to take revenge on her long-time rival.

eLeVeN, 8.30pm (aV15+, 2009) Stars David Anders, Kandyse McClure, Daniel Newman.

Horror. A couple encounters a cult of murderous children who worship a mysterious entity known as “He Who Walks Behind The Rows”.

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sBs oNe, 1am (aV15+, 2004) Stars Stephanie James, Nathan Jones, Gary Sheppeard.

Drama. A teenage mother, living in a small Welsh community, struggles to bring up her daughter while dealing with her own role in a tragic crime.

7tWo, 8.45pm (m, 1999) Stars Amanda Redman, Keeley Hawes, Eamon Boland.

Biographical. The life story of English actress Diana Dors, whose efforts to evade “sexpot” roles which brought her fame were often overshadowed by her lifestyle.

the DuKe Wore JeaNs gem, 3.40am (g, 1958) Stars Tommy Steele, June Laverick, Michael Medwin.

Comedy. An aristocrat persuades his working-class double to woo a princess on his behalf.

SUNDAY the QueeN of sPaDes gem, 6.40am (Pg, 1949) Stars Anton Walbrook, Edith Evans, Yvonne Mitchell.

Horror. An elderly noblewoman strikes a bargain with the devil and exchanges her soul for the ability to always win at cards.

souND off 7tWo, 11.20am (g, 1952) Stars Mickey Rooney, Anne James, Sammy White. Drama.

A nightclub entertainer has to straighten out when he is drafted and falls for a woman who happens to be in the Women’s Army Corps.

the DamNeD DoN’t cry gem, 11.30am (Pg, 1950) Stars Joan Crawford, David Brian, Steve Cochran. Drama.

A working-class woman, turned New York socialite, manipulates the men around her as she climbs to the top.

aNatomy of a murDer 7tWo, 1.10pm (Pg, 1959) Stars James Stewart, Ben Gazzara, Eve Arden. Crime.

In a murder trial, the defendant claims temporary insanity caused by the victim sexually assaulting his wife.

yours, mINe aND ours gem, 1.30pm (g, 1968) Stars Lucille Ball (right), Henry Fonda, Van Johnson.

Comedy.

Chaos reigns after a widow with eight children marries a widower with 10.

oNe, 8.30pm (m, 2001) Stars Tom Cruise (right), Penélope Cruz, Cameron Diaz, Kurt Russell.

Drama.

A successful New York City publisher recounts his disastrous affair with a beautiful but troubled woman he spurned.

Dog soLDIers 7mate, 9.30pm (aV15+, 2002) Stars Sean Pertwee (right), Kevin McKidd, Emma Cleasby.

Horror.

A group of soldiers on a military exercise in Scotland is attacked by werewolves.

the LIght sBs oNe, 11.10pm (m, 2004) Stars Philippe Torreton, Sandrine Bonnaire, Grégori Derangère. Drama. An Algerian war veteran finds love when he goes to work for a lighthouse keeper and his wife, on an island off the coast of France.

tIme of the gyPsIes sBs tWo, 11.30pm (m, 1988) Stars Davor Dujmovic, Bora Todorovic. Comedy. In search of quick cash, a gypsy with telekinetic powers makes the mistake of becoming involved in the world of petty crime.

tWo muLes for sIster sara aBc1, 11.35pm (m, 1970) Stars Clint Eastwood, Shirley MacLaine, Alberto Morin.

Western. A gunslinger joins forces with a whisky-swilling nun in order to aid a group of Mexican revolutionaries.

MONDAY a KIss Before DyINg PrIme, Noon (m, 1991) Stars Matt Dillon (right), Sean Young, Max Von Sydow.

Thriller.

A woman discovers the man she married is a mass murderer.

mIracLe of the heart 7tWo, Noon (Pg, 2005) Stars Rob Lowe, Neil Patrick Harris. Drama. A widower in mourning, bonds with a child who has lost his mother.

a maN aBout the house gem, Noon (Pg, 1947) Stars Kieron Moore, Dulcie Gray. Drama. Two poor English sisters unexpectedly inherit an estate in Italy.

me aND the coLoNeL 7tWo, 2pm (g, 1958) Stars Danny Kaye, Curd Jurgens, Nicole Maurey.

Comedy. A Polish officer unwillingly helps a Jewish refugee escape from the Nazis.

What Just haPPeNeD oNe, 8.30pm (m, 2008) Stars Robert De Niro (right), John Turturro, Stanley Tucci.

Comedy.

A fading Hollywood producer struggles to get his new picture made.

raNsom go! 9.30pm (aV15+, 1996) Stars Mel Gibson (right), Rene Russo, Lili Taylor, Gary Sinise.

Thriller. A business tycoon mounts a dangerous last-ditch effort to save his son, who has been kidnapped by shrewd criminals.

the gIrL By the LaKe sBs tWo, 11.30pm (m, 2007) Stars Toni Servillo, Valeria Golino. Thriller. A detective investigates the death of a girl found by a lake in an isolated alpine village, only to uncover evidence of another crime.

chaNce of a LIfetIme aBc1, 4am (g, 1950) Stars Bernard Miles, Julien Mitchell. Drama. Two workers take control of a factory after their manager challenges staff to run the business themselves.

TUESDAY IN the LINe of Duty: BLaze of gLory PrIme, Noon (m, 1997) Stars Lori Loughlin, Bruce Campbell (right). Crime.

An ex-cop and his wife, a chemist specialising in explosives, become bank robbers.

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go! friday, 7.30pm (Pg, 2001) Voices of Tobey Maguire, Sean P. Hayes, Susan Sarandon. Comedy.

Neighbourhood canines band together to stop a megalomaniacal cat from releasing a virus that will make all humans allergic to dogs.

7tWo, sunday, 9.30am (g, 1994) Voices of John Cleese, Jack Palance, Michelle Nicastro.

Animation. An evil sorcerer puts a spell on a princess, transforming her into a swan.

the saNta cLause 2 PrIme, friday, 8.30pm (g, 2002) Stars Tim Allen, Elizabeth Mitchell, Judge Reinhold, Wendy Crewson. Fantasy.

After spending the last eight years as Santa Claus, a man learns that he must find a bride if he wishes to retain the position.

BarBIe: the PrINcess & the PoP star PrIme, saturday, 12.30pm (g, 2012) Voices of Kelly Sheridan, Jennifer Waris, Ashleigh Ball.

Animation. A princess swaps places with her favourite pop star, and they soon discover the reality behind the glamour of each other’s lives.

DeNNIs the meNace go! saturday, 7.30pm (Pg, 1993) Stars Walter Matthau, Mason Gamble, Joan Plowright, Christopher Lloyd. Comedy.

Based on the comic-strip character. Wherever a young boy goes, mayhem and mischief seem to follow – especially when he is around his elderly next-door neighbour.

Ice PrINcess PrIme, sunday, 2pm (g, 2005) Stars Michelle Trachtenberg, Kim Cattrall, Joan Cusack, Hayden Panettiere. Fantasy.

A teenage girl sets out to become a champion figure skater when a project she is working on awakens her love for ice skating.

the muPPets taKe maNhattaN 7tWo, sunday, 4.30pm (g, 1984) Voices of Jim Henson, Frank Oz, Dave Goelz.

Comedy.

Kermit and his friends graduate from college and try to open their senior revue on Broadway.

the saNta cLause 3: the escaPe cLause PrIme, thursday, 8.30pm (g, 2006) Stars Tim Allen, Abigail Breslin, Eric Lloyd. Fantasy.

While trying to fool his pregnant wife’s parents into thinking they’re visiting Canada rather than the North Pole, Santa Claus must contend with Jack Frost who is trying to take his job.

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aGaTha chrisTie’s DeaD Man’s Folly 7Two, noon (PG, 1986) Stars Peter Ustinov, Jean Stapleton. Crime. Poirot’s weekend at a country estate is interrupted by the murder of a guest, and he must help a mystery writer solve the crime.

GiDeon oF scoTlanD yarD 7Two, 2pm (PG, 1958) Stars Jack Hawkins, Dianne Foster. Crime. A Scotland Yard inspector struggles to get through a tough day on the job.

sBs one, 11.05pm (Ma15+, 2005) Stars Morjana Alaoui, Matthieu Boujenah. Drama. The daughter of wealthy Moroccans challenges the status quo when she falls in love with a rebellious young Jew.

il DiVo sBs Two, 11.25pm (aV15+, 2008) Stars Toni Servillo, Anna Bonaiuto, Giulio Bosetti.

Biographical. The life of renowned Italian politician Giulio Andreotti, who served seven terms as the country’s prime minister but remained a controversial figure due to his links with the Mafia.

The Man who haunTeD hiMselF GeM, noon (PG, 1970) Stars Roger Moore, Hildegard Neil. Drama. After surviving a car crash, an executive discovers a doppelgänger has been using his name and running his business.

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Ponyo sBs Two, 9.30pm (G, 2008) Voices of Cate Blanchett, Matt Damon, Liam Neeson.

Animation. A boy and a magical goldfish embark on an adventure after her decision to become human inadvertently unleashes the elements.

rachel anD The sTranGer aBc1, 4am (PG, 1948) Stars Loretta Young, William Holden, Robert Mitchum.

Western. A farmer’s wife becomes attracted to a handsome stranger.

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PriMe, saturday, 7.30pm (PG, 1964) Stars Sean Connery, Honor Blackman, Gert Frobe, Harold Sakata, Shirley Eaton. James Bond tries to foil the plot of an international smuggler intent on wreaking havoc in his pursuit of wealth.

PriMe, saturday, 9.45pm (PG, 1965) Stars Sean Connery, Rick Van Nutter. James Bond leads an international contingent to find two nuclear weapons, stolen

by SPECTRE, before they can be detonated.

Blue ThunDer 7MaTe, saturday, 9.30pm (M, 1983) Stars Roy Scheider, Warren Oates, Candy Clark.

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DraGon TiGer GaTe sBs one, saturday, 10.40pm (M, 2006) Stars Donnie Yen, Nicholas Tse. Three martial-arts masters aim to foil the plans of an evil villain, after one of them comes into possession of a plaque that grants control over the criminal underworld.

Go! sunday, 9.30pm (M, 1990) Stars Charlie Sheen (left), Bill Paxton. While rescuing an American air crew captured by terrorists, a team of Navy SEALs learn the terrorists have come into possession of dangerous hi-tech weapons.

cleoPaTra jones GeM, sunday, 11.55pm (M, 1973) Stars Tamara Dobson, Bernie Casey. A special agent battles against a drug lord.

Mr nice Guy Go! Tuesday, 9.30pm (M, 1997) Stars Jackie Chan, Barry Otto, Miki Lee. A Chinese chef and a news reporter who accidentally filmed a drug bust that went awry find themselves chased by gangs.

WEDNESDAY Volcano: Fire on The MounTain PriMe, noon (PG, 1997) Stars Dan Cortese (right), Cynthia Gibb, Brian Kerwin.

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A scientist attempts to convince a small community that a volcano is about to erupt.

aGaTha chrisTie’s Man in The Brown suiT 7Two, noon (PG, 1989) Stars Rue McClanahan, Tony Randall, Edward Woodward. Crime.

An American tourist witnesses a murder at Cairo airport.

his MajesTy o’KeeFe GeM, noon (G, 1954) Stars Burt Lancaster, Joan Rice, Andre Morell. Adventure.

A sea captain sets out to exploit the lucrative copra trade in the South Pacific, but finds his plans clashing with the locals.

cruisin’ Down The riVer 7Two, 2pm (G, 1953) Stars Dick Haymes, Audrey Totter, Billy Daniels. Drama.

A New York nightclub crooner inherits a riverboat from his grandfather.

The acciDenTal husBanD Ten, 8.30pm (2008) Stars Uma Thurman, Colin Firth, Jeffrey Dean Morgan.

Comedy. After a radio talk show host advises one of her listeners to break up with her boyfriend, the jilted ex sets out to get his revenge.

GeT shorTy Go! 9.30pm (Ma15+, 1995) Stars John Travolta, Gene Hackman, Rene Russo, Danny DeVito (right).

Comedy.

A Miami debt collector uses his criminal cunning to become a successful film producer.

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sBs Two, 9.30pm (2009) Stars Christian Friedel, Ernst Jacobi. Drama. Strange events, which appear to be ritual punishment, happen in a small village in the north of Germany just before World War I.

7Two, 2pm (G, 2000) Stars Richard Thomas, Beau Bridges, Maria Pitillo. Drama.

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After her boyfriend overdoses, a pregnant woman flees to the seaside, where she forms a bond with the dead man’s gay brother.

The secreT oF The Grain sBs Two, Midnight (M, 2007) Stars Habib Boufares (right), Hafsia Herzi, Leila D’Issernio.

Drama.

A 60-year-old shipyard worker decides to fulfil his dream of opening a restaurant.

Treasure hunT aBc1, 4am (G, 1952) Stars Jimmy Edwards, Martita Hunt, Naunton Wayne.

Comedy. An eccentric Irish family, lacking any assets but their home, decide to take in guests to help pay the bills.

THURSDAY a rinG oF enDless liGhT PriMe, noon (G, 2002) Stars Mischa Barton, Ryan Merriman, Jared Padalecki.

Drama. A teenage girl realises she has the ability to communicate with dolphins.

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aBc1, 8.30pm (M, 2012) Stars Guy Pearce, Marta Dusseldorp, Don Hany. Crime.

A former criminal lawyer turned part-time private investigator and debt collector looks into the disappearance of a father and son, on behalf of an old acquaintance of his father’s.

The case stirs the interest of a disturbing number of faceless men, including an obsessed federal agent who heads a clandestine operation.

sTriPTease Go! 9.30pm (Ma15+, 1996) Stars Demi Moore (right), Burt Reynolds.

Thriller.

Investigating a murder involving a corrupt congressman, a detective enlists the help of a single mother who is working as a stripper to gain custody of her child.

Max Manus sBs Two, 9.30pm (M, 2008) Stars Aksel Hennie, Agnes Kittelsen, Nicolai Cleve Broch.

Drama. The true story of one of the most brilliant saboteurs of World War II and his battle to overcome his inner demons.

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6.00 ABC News Breakfast. (CC) 25166172 10.00 Calder: Sculpteur De L’Air. (R, CC) 43646 11.00 Photo Finish. (R, CC) 4627 11.30 One Plus One. (CC) 7714 12.00 Midday Report. (CC) 8443 12.30 MOVIE: The Magnificent Matador. (G, 55, R, CC) 5310608 2.05 The Forsyte Saga. (PG, R, CC) 448714 3.00 Children’s Programs. 4657 5.00 Eggheads. (CC) 9135 5.30 Poh’s Kitchen.

(R, CC) 71998 5.55 Doctor Who. (PG, R, CC) 8173627

7.00 7.30 8.00 8.30 9.30

News. (CC) 559 7.30. (CC) 530 Moone Boy. (Final, PG, CC) 443 New Tricks. (Final, M, CC) 31849 Jonathan Creek. (M, R, CC) Jonathan is called on by his friend and sceptic, Joey, to investigate a series of mysterious events surrounding a young housekeeper. 76998 11.00 News: Late Edition. (CC) 57356 11.10 A Very Specky Christmas 2009. (PG, R, CC) 1303356 12.10 Rage. (MA15+) 51546573 5.00 Rage. (PG) 2102202

6.00 Sunrise. (CC) 82876849 9.00 The Morning Show. (PG, CC) 1268612 11.30 News. (CC) 3646 12.00 MOVIE: Midnight Run. (M, 88, R, CC) Robert De Niro, Charles Grodin, Dennis Farina, Yaphet Kotto. 59695849 3.00 Today Tonight. (R, CC) 3627 3.30 Toybox. (P, CC) 6714 4.00 It’s Academic. (C, CC) 7443 4.30 News At 4.30. (CC) 5820 5.00 The Price Is Right. (CC) 3849 5.30 Deal Or No Deal. (R, CC) 3608 6.00 PRIME7 News. (CC) 4337 6.30 News. (CC) 2356 7.00 Better Homes And Gardens Summer.

(CC) 33795 8.30 MOVIE: The Santa Clause 2. (G, 02, R, CC) After spending the last eight years as Santa Claus, a man learns that he must find a bride if he wishes to retain the position. Tim Allen, Elizabeth Mitchell, Judge Reinhold, Wendy Crewson. 3349266 10.45 I Shouldn’t Be Alive: Killer Crevasse.

(M, CC) 9094530 11.45 Celebrity Juice. (MA15+, CC) 9776462 12.30 Grey’s Anatomy. (M, R, CC) 3589554 1.30 Desperate Housewives. (M, R, CC) 3583370

2.30 Home Shopping. 21549757

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6.00 Children’s Programs. 2.10 Humf. (R, CC) 2.15 Fluffy Gardens. (R, CC) 2.25 Pingu. (R) 2.35 Bob The Builder: Project Build It. (R, CC) 2.50 Rob The Robot.

(R, CC) 3.05 Maya The Bee. (CC) 3.15 dirtgirlworld. (R, CC) 3.30 Arthur. (CC) 3.55 Shaun The Sheep. (R, CC) 4.05 Octonauts. (R, CC) 4.15 Bananas In Pyjamas. (R, CC) 4.30 Play School. (R, CC) 5.00 Peppa Pig. (CC) 5.05 Peppa Pig. (R, CC) 5.25 Gaspard And Lisa. (R, CC) 5.35 Thomas And Friends. (R, CC) 5.50 Kioka. (R, CC) 6.00 The Pajanimals. (R, CC) 6.15 The Adventures Of Abney & Teal. (CC) 6.30 In The Night Garden. (R, CC) 7.00 Spicks And Specks. (PG, R, CC) 7.30 The Truth About Child Brides. (PG, R, CC) 8.25 Like A Version. (CC) 8.30 Freddie Mercury: The Great Pretender. (M, R, CC) 9.55 Raw Comedy. (M, R, CC) 10.50 Hit & Miss. (Final, MA15+, R, CC) 11.35 Friday Night Lights. (PG, R, CC) 12.20 The Rat Pack. (R, CC) 12.50 The Rat Pack. (Final, R, CC) 1.20 Three Hungry Boys. (R, CC) 1.45 News Update. (R) 1.50 Close.

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6.00 Home Shopping. 6.30 Total Girl. (CC) 8.30 Bite Sized. (R) 9.00 Ross On The Range. (R) 9.30 Entertaining With James. (R) 10.00 Grape Expectations.

10.30 Perfect Pasta With Aldo Zilli. (R) 11.00 Two’s Company. (PG, R) 11.30 Doctor At Large. (b/w, PG, R) 12.00 William And Mary. (PG, R, CC) 1.00 William And Mary. (Final, PG, R, CC) 2.00 MOVIE: In A Lonely Place. (PG, 50, R) 4.00 4 Burners And A Grill. (R) 4.30 Designing Women. (PG, R) 5.00 Rising Damp. (PG) 5.30 Mind Your Language. (PG, R) 6.00 Steve Irwin: The Crocodile Hunter Diaries. (PG, R) 6.30 Dealers Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is. (PG) 7.45 Some Mothers Do ’Ave ’Em. (PG, R, CC) 8.45 Escape To The Country. (R) 10.00 Cowboy Builders. (PG) 11.00 Downsize Me. (PG) 12.00 MOVIE: I Love You To Death.

(M, 90, R) 2.00 Australian Open Tennis Classic. 2009 Australian Open. Tomas Berdych v Roger Federer.

Replay. 5.30 Home Shopping.

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6.00 Children’s Programs. 1.40 Total Drama: Revenge Of The Island. (R, CC) 2.05 Bugged. (R) 2.15 The Gees.

(R) 2.20 Almost Naked Animals. (R, CC) 2.35 I.N.K. Invisible Network Of Kids. (R, CC) 3.00 Grossology. (R, CC) 3.20 Rated A For Awesome. (R, CC) 3.35 Dance Academy. (R, CC) 4.00 Shaun The Sheep. (R, CC) 4.10 Casper’s Scare School. (CC) 4.25 YooHoo & Friends.

(R, CC) 4.35 Fleabag Monkeyface. (R, CC) 4.50 Kaeloo.

(R, CC) 4.55 Rated A For Awesome. (R, CC) 5.10 Life With Boys. (R, CC) 5.35 You’re Skitting Me. (R, CC) 6.05 The Avengers. (R, CC) 6.30 Horrible Histories. (R, CC) 7.00 Stay Tuned.

7.30 Prank Patrol. (R, CC) 7.55 Almost Naked Animals. (R, CC) 8.05 Jeopardy. (R, CC) 8.30 Good Game: SP. (R, CC) 9.00 Close.

6.00 Home Shopping. 6.30 K-Zone. 9.00 NBC Today.

(R, CC) 11.00 Mickey Spillane’s Mike Hammer. (PG, R) 12.00 T.J. Hooker. (PG, R) 1.00 New Dragnet. (PG, R) 1.30 Dream Car Garage. (PG) 2.00 Australian Biker Build Off. (PG, R) 2.30 Motor Mate. (R) 4.00 Panic Mechanics. (PG, R) 4.30 Dream Car Garage. (PG) 5.00 Dream Car Garage. (PG) 5.30 Pimp My Ride. (PG, R, CC) 6.00 Pimp My Ride. (PG, R, CC) 6.30 Minute To Win It. (PG) 7.30 Air Crash Investigations: Fanning The Flames. (PG, R, CC) 8.30 Warehouse 13. (M) 9.30 Alphas. (M) 10.30 Alphas. (M) 11.30 Jail. (M, R) 12.00 Blokesworld. (MA15+) 12.30 Parks And Recreation.

(PG, R) 1.00 Unsolved Mysteries. (M, R) 2.00 T.J. Hooker. (PG, R) 3.00 Mickey Spillane’s Mike Hammer.

(PG, R) 4.00 New Dragnet. (PG, R) 4.30 Australian Biker Build Off. (PG, R) 5.00 Pimp My Ride. (PG, R, CC) 5.30 Pimp My Ride. (PG, R, CC)

(ch8) 6.00 Today. (CC) 40039795 9.00 Mornings: Summer Series. (PG, CC) 656917 9.30 Yamba’s Playtime. (P, R, CC) 659004 10.00 Cricket. (CC) First Test. Australia v Sri Lanka. Day 1. Morning session. From Bellerive Oval, Hobart.

Commentary from Richie Benaud, Bill Lawry, Ian Chappell, Mark Nicholas, Mark Taylor, Ian Healy and Michael Slater. 7593375 12.30 The Cricket Show. (CC) 108676 1.00 Cricket. (CC) First Test.

Australia v Sri Lanka. Day 1. Afternoon session.

From Bellerive Oval, Hobart. 27602207 6.00 6.30 7.00 7.30

News. (CC) 489207 WIN News. (CC) 464998 A Current Affair. (CC) 207171 The Big Bang Theory. (PG, R, CC) 657612

8.00 Two And A Half Men. (PG, R, CC) 807135

8.30 MOVIE: The Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers. (M, 02, R, CC) 64707172 12.15 WIN News Late Edition. (CC) 126738 12.45 MOVIE: Agatha Christie’s Death On The Nile. (M, 78, R) 37576776 3.20 The Fresh Prince Of Bel Air. (R) 3850080

3.50 WIN Presents. (R) 5908979 4.00 Extra. (CC) 5321318 4.30 GMA. (CC) 6142080

(ch88) 6.00 Animaniacs. (R) 6.30 Thundercats. (PG, R) 7.00 The Secret Saturdays. (PG, R) 7.30 The Secret Saturdays. (PG, R) 8.00 Monsuno. (PG, R) 8.30 The Marvelous Misadventures Of Flapjack. (R) 9.00 TazMania. (R) 9.30 Chowder. (R) 10.00 Spin City. (PG, R, CC) 10.30 Brainiacs. (PG, R) 11.30 Bachelor Pad. (PG, R) 1.30 Extra. (R, CC) 2.00 TMZ. 2.30 Power Rangers Samurai. (PG, R) 3.00 Thundercats. (PG, R) 3.30 The Secret Saturdays. (PG, R) 4.00 The Secret Saturdays.

(PG, R) 4.30 Monsuno. (PG, R) 5.00 Seinfeld. (PG, R) 5.30 Two And A Half Men. (PG, R, CC) 6.00 Two And A Half Men. (PG, R, CC) 6.30 Total Wipeout UK. (PG) 7.30 MOVIE: Cats & Dogs. (PG, 01, R, CC) 9.10 MOVIE: Ned Kelly. (M, 03) 11.30 Two And A Half Men. (M, R, CC) 12.00 Conan. (M) 1.00 Seinfeld. (PG, R) 1.30 TMZ. (R) 2.00 Fringe. (M, R) 3.00 Fringe. (M, R) 4.00 Conan. (M, R) 4.50 Bratz. (PG, R) 5.10 Bratz. (PG, R) 5.30 Tamagotchi! (R)

(ch80) 6.00 Friends. (PG, R, CC) 6.30 The Zoo. (R) 7.00 TV Shop: Home Shopping. 8.00 Green Acres. (R) 8.30 Bewitched. (R) 9.00 TV Shop: Home Shopping. 10.30 Alive And Cooking. (R) 11.00 Friends. (PG, R, CC) 11.30 Friends. (PG, R, CC) 12.00 MOVIE: Carry On Jack. (PG, 63, R) 1.50 GEM Presents. (PG, R) 2.00 Green Acres. (R) 2.30 Bewitched. (R) 3.00 First Love, Second Chance. (PG, R) 4.00 Extreme Makeover: Weight Loss Edition. (PG, R) 5.00 Ellen. (PG, CC) 6.00 Friends. (PG, R, CC) 7.00 The Zoo. (R) 7.30 Sea Patrol UK. (PG, R) 8.30 MOVIE: Evil Angels. (M, 88, R, CC) 11.00 Sensing Murder. (M, R, CC) 12.00 Friends. (PG, R, CC) 12.30 Psychic TV. (PG) 2.00 MOVIE: Death Is A Woman. (M, 66, R) 3.35 MOVIE: Poison Pen. (b/w, PG, 39, R) 5.05 Gideon’s Way. (PG, R)

(ch5) 6.00 Early Programs. 294191 8.30 Bold And The Beautiful. (R, CC) 646530 9.00 Judge Judy. (PG, CC) 654559 9.30 Gourmet. (R, CC) 657646 10.00 Chef. (R) 658375 10.30 Lorraine Pascale: Baking Made Easy. (New series) 633066 11.00 Living Room. (PG, R, CC) 803998 12.00 Dr Phil. (PG, CC) 807714 1.00 The Doctors. (PG, R, CC) 816462 2.00 Ready Cook. (PG, R, CC) 827578 3.00 Judge Judy. (PG, CC) 653761 3.30 Huey. (CC) 908838 4.00 Lightning. (CC) 558397 4.30 Bold And The Beautiful. (CC) 475004 5.00 News. (CC) 252240 6.00 The Simpsons. (R, CC) 487849 6.30 The Project. (CC) 264085 7.30 The Living Room Summer Series.

(PG, CC) 270511 8.30 Burn Notice. (M, CC) 818795 9.30 Go Girls. (M, CC) As Kevin leaves town to start his new job, he tasks Brad with looking after the girls. 847207 10.30 Go Girls. (M) 838559 11.30 The Project. (R, CC) 827443 12.30 The Good Wife. (M, R, CC) 5170202 1.30 Letterman. (PG) 5181318 2.30 Infomercials. (PG, R) 15635775 5.00 Enjoying Everyday Life With Joyce Meyer. (PG) 6780221 5.30 Bayless Conley. (PG) 6750080

(ch3) 6.00 WorldWatch. 5561627 1.00 Food Lovers’ Guide To Australia. (R, CC) 5562356 1.30 Disable Bodied Sailors. (PG, R, CC) 5565443 2.00 Comedy School. (M, R, CC) 5566172 2.30 Here Comes The Neighbourhood. (R, CC) 5574191 3.00 France 24 International News. (CC) 5575820 3.30 Al Jazeera News. (CC) 5585207 4.00 The Journal. (CC) 5553608 4.30 PBS NewsHour. (CC) 2996559 5.30 Global Village: GSM In Bamako/In Robinson Crusoe’s Shoes.

(CC) (France) 4593714 6.00 6.30 7.35 8.30

Food Safari. (R, CC) 4594443 World News Australia. (CC) 8439004 Trevor McDonald. (CC) 91818337 When We Left Earth: The NASA Missions: Ordinary Supermen. (New series, PG, CC) 1061882 9.30 As It Happened: How To Go To War. (CC) UK) 1067066 10.30 World News Australia. (CC) 8690284 11.05 MOVIE: Novo. (MA15+, 02, R) (France) 64950882

12.50 2.30 5.00 5.05 5.40

Kurt Wallander. (M, R, CC) 73126115 WeatherWatch Overnight. 72495825 WeatherWatch And Music. 68225318 Korean News. 88670641 Japanese News. 56774221

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(ch50) 6.00 Swimming. FINA World Championships. Day 2.

Events include: men’s 50m freestyle semi-final and women’s 50m fly. Continued. 6.30 Omnisport. (R) 7.00 Motor Racing. NASCAR Nationwide Series. Race 13.

Alliance Truck Parts 250. Highlights. 8.00 Motor Racing. NASCAR Sprint Cup. Race 13. Fedex 400.

Highlights. 9.00 Gridiron. NFL. Week 14. Green Bay Packers v Detroit Lions. Replay. 11.30 Omnisport. (R) 12.00 Coal. (PG, R) 1.00 Golf. Australian PGA Championship. Second round. 6.00 M*A*S*H. (PG, R) 6.30 Get Smart. (PG, R) 7.00 Cops. (PG, R) 7.30 American Digger. (PG) 8.00 Flip Men. (PG) 8.30 Law & Order: SVU. (M, R, CC) 9.30 Basketball. NBL. Round 11. Wollongong Hawks v Perth Wildcats. 11.30 Motor Racing. Australian Rally Championships. Round 6. Rally Victoria. Replay. 12.30 Omnisport. 12.55 Swimming.

FINA World Championships. Day 3. Heats. 3.55 Swimming. FINA World Championships. Day 3.

(ch32) 6.00 WorldWatch. 9.05 Croatian News. 9.40 Serbian News. 10.10 Korean News. 10.45 Japanese News.

11.20 Hong Kong News. 11.40 Chinese News. 12.10 Portuguese News. 12.40 Italian News. 1.10 German News. 1.40 Spanish News. 2.30 Filipino News. 3.05 Greek News. 4.00 Polish News. 4.25 Turkish News.

4.55 Arabic News. 5.30 Hindi News.

6.00 Globe Trekker.

6.30 Foodie Planet. (France) 7.35 Brave New World With Stephen Hawking: Machines. (R, CC) 8.30 Carrier. (M, R) (US) 9.30 Asia Pacific Screen Awards.

11.15 MOVIE: The Matrimony. (M, 07) In 1930s Shanghai, a woman finds the key to a room that she has been forbidden to enter by her controlling husband. Bingbing Fan, Leon Lai, Rene Liu. (China) 12.55 WeatherWatch Overnight.

5.00 WeatherWatch And Music.

(ch55) 6.00 Toasted TV. 9.00 Dr Quinn, Medicine Woman. (PG, R) 10.00 7th Heaven. (PG, R) 11.00 The Love Boat.

(PG, R) 12.00 Charmed. (PG, R, CC) 1.00 JAG. (PG, R) 2.00 MacGyver. (PG, R) 3.00 Infomercials. (PG, R) 3.30 Cheers. (PG, R) 4.00 Becker. (PG, R, CC) 4.30 Family Ties. (PG, R) 5.00 Happy Days. (R) 5.30 The Brady Bunch. (R) 6.00 The Office. (PG, R, CC) 6.30 Frasier. (PG, R) 7.00 Everybody Loves Raymond. (PG, R, CC) 7.30 So You Think You Can Dance. (PG) 9.30 Fashion Star. (PG, R) 10.30 New Zealand’s Next Top Model. (PG, R) 11.30 The Late Late Show With Craig Ferguson. (PG) 12.30 Entertainment Tonight. (PG, CC) 1.00 The Insider. (PG, CC) 1.30 Happy Days. (R) 2.00 The Love Boat. (PG, R) 3.00 Charmed. (PG, R, CC) 4.00 Dr Quinn, Medicine Woman. (PG, R) 5.00 7th Heaven. (PG, R)

(ch24) 6.00 ABC News Breakfast. (CC) 10.00 ABC News Mornings. (CC) 12.00 News. (CC) 12.30 Tonic. (R, CC) 1.00 News. (CC) 2.30 Australia Network News. (R) 3.00 Afternoon Live. 5.45 ABC Open. (CC) 6.00 Future Forum.

7.00 News. (CC) 7.30 The World This Week. (CC) 8.00 News Exchange. (CC) 8.30 One Plus One. (R, CC) 9.00 The World. (CC) 10.00 Newsline Review. (CC) 10.45 ABC Open. (R) 11.00 News. 11.30 Australia Network News. (R) 12.00 News. 12.25 7.30. (R, CC) 1.00 BBC Impact. 1.30 Australia Network News. 2.00 Al Jazeera Newshour.

3.00 BBC World News: The Hub. 3.30 7.30. (R, CC) 4.00 BBC World News: The Hub. 4.30 Big Ideas. (R) 5.00 Al Jazeera Newshour.

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6.00 Rage. 24745955 10.30 Rage. (PG) 27825 11.30 Eggheads. (R, CC) 3844 12.00 Cheese Slices. (R, CC) 22234 12.25 MOVIE: I Wanna Hold Your Hand. (PG, 78, R, CC) 6422370 2.00 MOVIE: The Glenn Miller Story. (G, 54, R, CC) 766825 4.00 Basketball. WNBL. Round 11. West Coast Waves v Canberra Capitals. Highlights.

From WA Basketball Centre. 59486 5.00 Soccer.

W-League. Round 9. Canberra United v Melbourne Victory. Highlights. From McKellar Park, Canberra. 68134

6.00 Shopping. 28080 7.00 Weekend Sunrise. (CC) 36699370 10.00 The Morning Show. (PG, CC) 95738 11.00 Ghosts Of Time. (C, CC) 6689 11.30 Ghosts Of Time. (C, CC) 9776 12.00 Sea Princesses. (C, R, CC) 3955 12.30 MOVIE: Barbie: The Princess & The Pop Star. (G, 12) 841080 2.00 That ’70s Show. (PG, R, CC) 7844 2.30 V8 Xtra.

(CC) 72863 3.30 Motor Racing. (CC) V8 Utes. Final round. From Sydney Olympic Park. 18641 4.30 New Zealand On A Plate. (R, CC) 2202 5.00 Hart Of The Barbecue. 3931 5.30 Sydney Weekender. 3318

6.00 River Cottage: 2009 Christmas Special. (R, CC) 62950 7.00 News. (CC) 680 7.30 Doc Martin. (PG, R, CC) 55399 8.20 Young James Herriot. (PG, CC) Part 3 of 3. The fascist tendencies of Jenny’s parents are cause for concern as James faces a stark choice which may change his life. 313757 9.20 Upstairs Downstairs. (R, CC) 7311028 10.20 Silent Witness. (M, R, CC) 9373486

6.00 News. (CC) 4047 6.30 Michael Bublé: Home For The Holidays. (PG, CC) 32221 7.30 MOVIE: Goldfinger. (PG, 64, R, CC)

11.15 Waking The Dead. (M, R, CC) 1657863 12.10 Rage. (MA15+) 51513245 5.00 Rage. (PG) 2179974

12.30 Grey’s Anatomy. (M, R, CC) 3483326 1.30 Desperate Housewives. (M, R, CC)

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9.45 MOVIE: Thunderball. (PG, 65, R, CC) James Bond leads an international contingent to find two nuclear weapons, stolen by SPECTRE, before they can be detonated. Sean Connery, Claudine Auger, Rick Van Nutter, Luciana Paluzzi. 64507283

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2.30 Home Shopping. 54213429 5.00 Beyond Tomorrow. (R, CC) 2416158

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6.00 Children’s Programs. 1.45 Raa Raa! The Noisy Lion. (R, CC) 1.55 Fifi And The Flowertots. (R, CC) 2.10 Humf. (R, CC) 2.15 Fluffy Gardens. (R, CC) 2.25 Pingu.

(R) 2.35 Bob The Builder: Project Build It. (R, CC) 2.50 Rob The Robot. (R, CC) 3.05 Maya The Bee. (CC) 3.15 dirtgirlworld. (R, CC) 3.30 Arthur. (CC) 3.55 Shaun The Sheep. (R, CC) 4.05 Octonauts. (R, CC) 4.15 Bananas In Pyjamas. (R, CC) 4.30 Play With Me Sesame. (R, CC) 5.00 Peppa Pig. (CC) 5.05 Peppa Pig. (R, CC) 5.25 Gaspard And Lisa. (R, CC) 5.35 Thomas And Friends.

(R, CC) 5.50 Kioka. (R, CC) 6.00 The Pajanimals. (R, CC) 6.15 The Adventures Of Abney & Teal. (CC) 6.25 In The Night Garden. (R, CC) 7.00 Spicks And Specks.

(PG, R, CC) 7.30 Beauty & The Beast. (Final, R, CC) 8.15 The Onion News Network. (PG, R, CC) 8.30 MOVIE: Barefoot In The Park. (PG, 67, R, CC) 10.15 MOVIE: Five Easy Pieces. (MA15+, 70, R, CC) 11.50 Breaking Bad. (M, R, CC) 12.35 Harry And Paul. (M, R, CC) 1.05 Misfits. (MA15+, R, CC) 1.55 News Update.

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6.00 Home Shopping. 7.00 Saturday Disney. (CC) 9.00 4 Burners And A Grill. (R) 9.30 Bite Sized. 10.00 Home Shopping. 11.00 Out Of The Blue. (R) 11.30 Great South East. 12.00 Creek To Coast. (R) 12.30 Going Bush. (PG) 1.00 Sydney Weekender. (R) 1.30 Queensland Weekender. (R) 2.00 Weekend Kitchen.

(PG, R) 4.00 7TWO Travel Weekend. (PG) 5.00 All 4 Adventure. (PG) 5.30 Discover Tasmania. (R, CC) 6.00 The Great Outdoors. (R, CC) 6.30 SeaChange. (Final, PG, R, CC) 7.30 Heartbeat. (PG, R, CC) 8.30 Inspector Morse. (PG, R, CC) 10.50 MOVIE: Stand By Me. (M, 86, R) Four boys go on an overnight camping trip to find a missing teenager’s body. Wil Wheaton, River Phoenix, Corey Feldman, Kiefer Sutherland.

12.50 Australian Open Tennis Classic. 2010 Australian Open. Andy Roddick v Fernando Gonzalez.

4.30 All 4 Adventure. (PG, R) 5.00 Globe Trekker. (PG, R)

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6.00 Children’s Programs. 12.15 Total Drama World Tour. (R, CC) 1.45 Masha And The Bear.

(R, CC) 1.55 CJ The DJ. (R, CC) 2.05 GASP! (R, CC) 2.20 Erky Perky. (R, CC) 2.35 Don’t Blame The Koalas. (R) 3.00 The Pinky & Perky Show.

(R, CC) 3.15 The Twisted Whiskers Show. (R, CC) 3.25 Bugged. (R) 3.40 Spliced! (R, CC) 4.10 The Adventures Of Figaro Pho. (R, CC) 4.20 YooHoo & Friends. (R, CC) 4.40 My Great Big Adventure. (R, CC) 5.00 Bushwhacked! (R, CC) 5.30 Star Wars: The Clone Wars. (PG, R, CC) 5.55 Deadly 60. (R, CC) 6.25 Prank Patrol Road Trip. (R, CC) 6.50 The Aquabats Super Show!

(R, CC) 7.15 Kaeloo. (PG, R, CC) 7.25 Good Game: SP. (R, CC) 7.50 Vampire Knight. (PG, R, CC) 8.15 Astro Boy. (R, CC) 8.35 Voltron: Defender Of The Universe. (CC) 9.00 Close.

6.00 Buck Rogers. (PG, R) 7.00 Buck Rogers. (PG, R) 8.00 Home Shopping. 9.00 NBC Today. (R, CC) 11.00 Ned And Stacey. (PG, R) 11.30 Ned And Stacey. (PG, R) 12.00 The New Adam 12. (PG, R) 12.30 Variety Bash: Cotton To Cane. 1.30 Motor Racing. (CC) Carrera Cup. 2.00 Motor Racing. (CC) GT Championships. 2.30 Hook, Line And Sinker. (PG, R) 3.00 Hook, Line And Sinker. (PG, R) 3.30 Smash Lab: Fire Proof House. (PG, R) 4.30 Motor Racing.

(CC) Dunlop Series. 5.30 Pimp My Ride. (PG, R, CC) 6.00 Pimp My Ride. (PG, R, CC) 6.30 Parking Wars. (PG, R) 7.30 World’s Deadliest Roads. (PG, R, CC) 8.30 Full Throttle Saloon. (M) 9.30 MOVIE: Blue Thunder. (M, 83, R) 11.50 Unsolved Mysteries. (M, R) 12.50 Smash Lab: Fire Proof House. (PG, R) 1.50 Buck Rogers. (PG, R) 4.00 The New Adam 12. (PG, R) 4.30 Ned And Stacey. (PG, R) 5.30 Home Shopping.

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6.00 Bubble Guppies. (R) 797080 6.30 Dora The Explorer. (R) 712399 7.00 Weekend Today: Saturday. (CC) 53359009 10.00 Cricket. (CC) First Test. Australia v Sri Lanka. Day 2. Morning session. From Bellerive Oval, Hobart. 7560047 12.30 The Cricket Show. (CC) 543221 1.00 Cricket. (CC) First Test. Australia v Sri Lanka.

Day 2. Afternoon session. From Bellerive Oval, Hobart. Commentary from Richie Benaud, Bill Lawry, Ian Chappell, Mark Nicholas, Mark Taylor, Ian Healy and Michael Slater. 27679979

6.00 Orangutans: People Of The Forest. (R) 502009 7.00 Children’s Programs. 715486 8.30 SheZow. (New series, C, CC) 181405 9.00 Scope. (C, R, CC) 182134 9.30 Good Chef Bad Chef. (R, CC) 185221 10.00 The Hot30 Countdown. (PG, CC) 971115 11.00 Hot30 Countdown To Christmas. (PG, CC) 162370 11.30 Ozzie Holiday. (R, CC) 172757 12.00 Golf.

Australian PGA Championship. Third round.

From Palmer Coolum Resort, Queensland.

87404950 5.00 News At Five. (CC) 704405

6.00 WorldWatch. 8272080 12.00 Russian News. 8280009 12.30 Turkish News. 5538399 1.00 Passione: A Musical Adventure. (PG) (Germany) 8967641 2.40 Piano Notes: Domenico Scarlatti – Three Sonatas 8’30. (UK) 19643221 2.50 Michelangelo Revealed. (Italy) 94279950 3.55 Photo: German New Objectivity. (PG) (France) 6481047 4.30 PBS NewsHour. (CC) 2956931 5.30 Who Do You Think You Are? Rick Stein. (PG, R, CC) (UK) 2972979

6.00 News. (CC) 982196 6.30 Australia’s Funniest Home Videos: Summer Series. (PG, CC) 778080 7.30 MOVIE: Christmas With The Kranks.

(PG, 04, R, CC) 144009 9.30 MOVIE: Caught Inside. (AV15+, 10, CC) Tensions explode into violence between the members of a group of surfers on a chartered sailing trip. 503863 11.30 MOVIE: When Time Ran Out. (M, 80, R) 3007202

6.00 The Simpsons. (PG, R, CC) 980738 6.30 David Attenborough: The Life Of Mammals: The Opportunists. (CC)

6.30 World News Australia. (CC) 2943467 7.30 Amazon With Bruce Parry. (PG, R, CC) (UK) 8986689 8.30 Hunted. (M, CC) (UK) 1038554 9.30 Real Humans. (M) The rogues take refuge in an old church whose pastor offers them sanctuary, in the belief they would never harm humans. (Sweden)

1.40 MOVIE: King’s Ransom. (M, 05, R) 3.30 4.00 4.30 5.00 5.30

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Extra. (R, CC) 5380061 Danoz Direct. (R) 5381790 The Fresh Prince. (PG, R) 6758622 Gilligan’s Island. (R) 6759351 Skippy. (R) 6656210

(ch88) 6.00 Thunderbirds. (R) 7.00 Chowder. (R) 7.30 The Marvelous Misadventures Of Flapjack. (R) 8.00 Thundercats. (PG, R) 8.30 Adventure Time. (PG, R) 9.00 The Secret Saturdays. (PG, R) 9.30 The Secret Saturdays. (PG, R) 10.00 Batman: The Brave And The Bold. (PG, R) 10.30 Ben 10: Ultimate Alien. (PG, R) 11.00 Monsuno. (PG, R) 11.30 Power Rangers Super Samurai. (PG) 12.00 Winx Club. (PG, R) 12.30 Total Wipeout UK. (PG, R) 1.30 Home Shopping. 2.00 Spin City. (PG, R, CC) 2.30 Crusoe. (PG, R, CC) 3.30 Crusoe.

(PG, R, CC) 4.30 Crusoe. (PG, R, CC) 5.30 Two And A Half Men. (PG, R, CC) 6.00 Two And A Half Men. (PG, R, CC) 6.30 The Cube. 7.30 MOVIE: Dennis The Menace. (PG, 93, R, CC) 9.30 MOVIE: Defendor.

(MA15+, 09, R) 11.40 Two And A Half Men. (M, R, CC) 12.00 Conan. (M) 1.00 Are You There, Chelsea? (M, R) 1.30 Are You There, Chelsea? (M, R) 2.00 Glory Daze.

(M, R) 3.00 Nikita. (AV15+, R) 4.00 Conan. (M, R) 4.50 Bratz. (PG, R) 5.10 Bratz. (PG, R) 5.30 Tamagotchi! (R)

(ch80) 6.00 MOVIE: Carry On Jack. (PG, 63, R) 7.50 GEM Presents. (PG, R) 8.00 TV Shop: Home Shopping. 9.30 MOVIE: Mr Forbush And The Penguins. (PG, 71, R) 11.30 Australian Geographic: Best Of Australia. (PG, R, CC) 12.30 MOVIE: Gunfight At Comanche Creek. (PG, 63, R) 2.25 Rod Stewart: Merry Christmas, Baby. (R) 3.25 MOVIE: Hotel. (PG, 67, R) 6.00 To The Manor Born. (R) 6.30 Secret Dealers. (PG) 7.30 Antiques Roadshow. (R, CC) 8.30 CSI: NY. (M, R, CC) 9.30 CSI: Miami. (M, R, CC) 10.30 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation. (M, R, CC) 11.25 Memphis Beat. (M, R) 12.20 Psychic TV. (PG) 1.50 MOVIE: Percy’s Progress. (M, 74, R) 3.40 MOVIE: The Duke Wore Jeans. (b/w, G, 58, R) 5.30 F Troop. (R)

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7.30 Steve Irwin’s Wildlife Warriors. (CC) 571979

8.00 Bondi Vet. (PG, R, CC) 561592 8.30 The Graham Norton Show. (M, CC) 346370

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9.30 Go Girls. (M, CC) 342554 10.30 Go Girls. (M) 366134

10.40 MOVIE: Dragon Tiger Gate. (M, 06, R) (Hong Kong) 35067592

11.30 MOVIE: I Love You, Beth Cooper. (M, 09, R, CC) 329844 1.30 Infomercials. (PG, R) 23588500 4.00 Bayless Conley. 5389332 4.30 It Is Written. (PG) 6756264 5.00 Hour Of Power. 6027974

12.20 Anatomy For Beginners: Circulation.

(MA15+, R, CC) (UK) 3612448 1.20 Dave In The Life. (M, R, CC) 67985784 1.55 WeatherWatch Overnight. 40574719 5.00 Latin American News. 8245719 5.30 Portuguese News. 8248806

(ch50) 6.00 Swimming. FINA World Championships. Day 3. Continued. 6.40 Omnisport. (R) 7.00 Motor Racing. NASCAR Nationwide Series. Race 14.

Sargento 200. Highlights. 8.00 Motor Racing.

NASCAR Sprint Cup. Race 14. Pocono 400.

Highlights. 9.00 Gridiron. NFL. 11.30 NFL: America’s Game. (PG, R) 12.30 Fear Factor. (PG, R) 1.30 Dangerous Drives. (PG, R) 2.30 Get Smart. (PG, R) 3.00 Save Point. 3.30 The Great Australian Doorstep. (PG) 4.00 The WWE Experience. (PG) 5.00 Sport Science: Gear Factor.

(PG, R) 6.00 The Ultimate Rider. 6.30 Meteorite Men. 7.30 M*A*S*H. (PG, R) 8.00 M*A*S*H. (PG, R) 8.30 MOVIE: The Peacemaker. (M, 97, R, CC) 11.05 48 Hours. (M, R) 12.05 Trick My Truck.

(PG, R) 12.35 Omnisport. 12.55 Swimming. FINA World Championships. Day 4. Heats. 3.55 Swimming. FINA World Championships. Day 4.

(ch32) 6.00 French News. 6.40 Indonesian News. 7.05 Russian News. 7.35 Polish News. 8.05 Dutch News.

8.30 Macedonian News. 9.05 Croatian News. 9.40 Serbian News. 10.10 Korean News. 10.45 Japanese News. 11.20 Hong Kong News. 11.40 Chinese News.

12.10 Portuguese News. 12.40 Italian News. 1.10 German News. 1.40 Spanish News. 2.30 Filipino News.

3.05 Greek News. 4.00 Polish News. 4.25 Turkish News. 4.55 Arabic News. 5.30 Hindi News.

6.00 At The Table With. (R) (Canada) 6.30 Feasts: India. (R, CC) (UK) 7.30 New York: The Country And The City. (PG, R) 8.30 The Young Montalbano. (Italy) 10.35 MOVIE: Flame And Citron. (AV15+, 08, R) (Denmark) 12.55 MOVIE: The Housekeeper. (M, 02, R) (France) 2.30 WeatherWatch Overnight.

5.00 WeatherWatch And Music.

5.05 Korean News.

5.40 Japanese News.

(ch55) 6.00 Toasted TV. 7.00 The Brady Bunch. (R) 7.30 The King Of Queens. (PG, R) 8.00 Infomercials. (PG, R) 9.00 The Range. (PG) 11.30 Happy Days. (R) 12.00 Charmed. (PG, R, CC) 1.00 JAG. (PG, R) 2.00 MacGyver. (PG, R) 3.00 The King Of Queens. (PG, R) 3.30 Cheers. (PG, R) 4.00 Becker. (PG, R, CC) 4.30 Family Ties. (PG, R) 5.00 Happy Days. (R) 5.30 The Brady Bunch. (R) 6.00 Sabrina, The Teenage Witch. (PG, R) 6.30 Becker. (PG, R, CC) 7.00 Everybody Loves Raymond. (PG, R, CC) 8.00 Becker. (PG, R, CC) 8.30 Star Trek: Voyager. (PG, R) 10.30 Star Trek: Voyager. (PG, R) 11.30 The Hot30 Countdown. (PG, R, CC) 12.30 Hot 30 Countdown To Christmas. (PG, CC) 1.00 The King Of Queens. (PG, R) 1.30 Cheers. (PG, R) 2.00 Everybody Loves Raymond.

(PG, R, CC) 3.00 Charmed. (PG, R, CC) 4.00 Becker.

(PG, R, CC) 4.30 The King Of Queens. (PG, R) 5.00 Happy Days. (R) 5.30 Mass For You At Home. (PG, R)

(ch24) 6.30 One Plus One. (R, CC) 7.00 News. (CC) 7.30 The World This Week. (R, CC) 8.00 Weekend Breakfast. (CC) 11.30 State To State. (Final, R, CC) 12.00 News. (CC) 12.45 The Quarters. (R) 1.00 Future Forum. (R, CC) 2.00 News.

(CC) 2.30 Saturday Landline. (Final, R, CC) 3.00 News. (CC) 3.30 Tonic. (R, CC) 4.00 News. (CC) 4.30 Inside Edge. (CC) 5.00 News. (CC) 5.30 One Plus One. (R, CC) 6.00 News. (CC) 6.30 Foreign Correspondent. (R, CC) 7.00 News. (CC) 7.30 State To State. (Final, R, CC) 8.00 Four Corners. (R, CC) 8.45 Big Ideas Sampler.

9.00 News. (CC) 9.30 The World This Week. (R, CC) 10.00 News. (CC) 10.30 Big Ideas. (CC) 11.00 News.

11.30 Tonic. (R, CC) 12.00 Big Ideas. (R) 1.00 BBC World News. 1.30 State To State. (Final, R, CC) 2.00 Al Jazeera Newshour. 3.00 BBC World News. 3.30 Big Ideas. (CC) 4.30 Big Ideas. (R) 5.00 Al Jazeera Newshour.

CLASSIFICATIONS: (P) For preschoolers (C) Children’s programs (G) General viewing (PG) Parental guidance (M) Mature audiences (MA15+) Mature adults only (AV15+) Mature audiences: contains adult violence (M) (MA15+) and (AV15+) CONSUMER ADVICE: (a) adult themes (h) horror (Sx) sex scenes (d) drug references, (l) language, (m) medical procedures (n) nudity (v) violence (w) war (CC) Closed Captions (WS) widescreen Programs subject to late change by stations.

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6.00 Rage. 6871 6.30 Children’s Programs.

3210 9.00 Weekend Breakfast. (CC) 5603061 11.30 Songs Of Praise. (CC) 7326 12.00 Best Of Landline. (R, CC) 96158 1.00 River Cottage: 2009 Christmas Special. (R, CC) 95626 2.00 Young James Herriot. (PG, R, CC) 95662 3.00 The Private Life Of A Christmas Masterpiece: The Adoration Of The Christ Child. (R, CC) 61448 4.00 10 Aussie Books To Read Before You Die. (PG, R, CC) 65264 5.00 David Attenborough’s First Life: Arrival. (R, CC) 78784 6.00 7.00 7.30 8.30

Schools Spectacular 2012. (CC) 72500 News. (CC) 429 The Manor Reborn. (CC) 2055 The Pillars Of The Earth. (M, CC) 424603

10.15 Life In Movement. (M, CC) 343239 11.35 MOVIE: Two Mules For Sister Sara.

(M, 70, R, CC) 6563210 1.25 British Invasion: Dusty Springfield.

(R, CC) 67954949 2.35 Rage. (M, R) 9508794 4.00 4.25 4.30 5.00 5.30

The New Inventors. (R, CC) 2238982 Can We Help: Shorts. (CC) 81291475 Art Nation. (PG, R, CC) 3994307 Gardening Australia. (R, CC) 3995036 Catalyst. (R, CC) 3998123

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6.00 Nopalea Wellness Challenge. 7103 6.30 Home Shopping. 2784 7.00 Weekend Sunrise. (CC) 36593142 10.00 The Morning Show: Weekend.

(PG, CC) 21326 11.00 Kochie’s Business Builders.

(CC) 3871 11.30 Reece Mastin: Live And Lost. (PG, CC) 6158 12.00 It’s Academic. (C, CC) 7887 12.30 It’s Academic. (C, CC) 5264 1.00 Minute To Win It. (PG) 87968 2.00 MOVIE: Ice Princess. (G, 05, R, CC) 570332 4.00 Fat Family Diet. (PG, R, CC) 34806 5.00 Drive Thru Australia. (R, CC) 9061 5.30 New Zealand On A Plate. (CC) 9448 6.00 6.30 7.30 8.00 8.30

News. (CC) 1167 The Vicar Of Dibley. (PG, R, CC) 42871 Border Patrol. (PG, CC) 6142 Coastwatch. (PG, CC) 3055 Bones. (M, R, CC) The body of a practising polygamist is found disguised as a scarecrow in a remote cornfield.

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9.30 Covert Affairs. (M, CC) 80061 10.30 Covert Affairs. (M, CC) 76023 11.30 Parking Wars. (PG, R) 6784

6.00 Bubble Guppies. 167697 6.30 Dora The Explorer. (R) 248516 7.00 Weekend Today. (CC) 53246581 10.00 Cricket. (CC) First Test.

Australia v Sri Lanka. Day 3. Morning session.

From Bellerive Oval, Hobart. 7537719 12.30 The Cricket Show. (CC) 982968 1.00 Cricket. (CC) First Test. Australia v Sri Lanka. Day 3. Afternoon session. From Bellerive Oval, Hobart.

Commentary from Richie Benaud, Bill Lawry, Ian Chappell, Mark Nicholas, Mark Taylor, Ian Healy and Michael Slater. 27639351 6.00 News. (CC) 330581 6.30 Frozen Planet: To The Ends Of The Earth. (PG, R, CC) 140055 7.30 60 Minutes. (CC) 156581 8.30 The Mentalist. (M, R, CC) 890993 9.30 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation. (M, R, CC) 896177 10.30 Unforgettable. (M, R, CC) 887429 11.30 Southland. (M) 450121 12.20 What Would You Do? (M, R, CC) 8081475

12.00 MOVIE: Death Becomes Her. (M, 92, R, CC) Meryl Streep, Goldie Hawn, Bruce Willis, Isabella Rossellini, Ian Ogilvy, Adam Storke. 191765 2.00 Home Shopping. 47704611 5.30 Early News. (CC) 8415974

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6.00 Children’s Programs. 2.35 Bob The Builder: Project Build It. (R, CC) 2.50 Rob The Robot. (R, CC) 3.05 Maya The Bee. (CC) 3.15 dirtgirlworld. (R, CC) 3.30 Arthur. (CC) 3.55 Shaun The Sheep. 4.05 Octonauts. (R, CC) 4.15 Bananas In Pyjamas. (R, CC) 4.30 The Country Mouse And The City Mouse Adventures. (R, CC) 4.55 Pingu. (R, CC) 5.00 Peppa Pig. (CC) 5.05 Peppa Pig. (R, CC) 5.25 Gaspard And Lisa. (R, CC) 5.35 Thomas And Friends. (R, CC) 5.50 Kioka. (R, CC) 6.00 The Pajanimals. (R, CC) 6.15 The Adventures Of Abney & Teal. (CC) 6.30 In The Night Garden. (R, CC) 7.00 Spicks And Specks. (R, CC) 7.30 The 27 Inch Man. (PG, R, CC) 8.30 God Bless Ozzy Osbourne. (M, CC) 10.05 Louis Theroux: Return To The Most Hated Family. (M, R, CC) 11.05 Alan Carr: Chatty Man. (M, R, CC) 11.55 Kids’ Business. (PG, R, CC) 12.50 triple j presents. (R, CC) 1.20 Radio 1’s Big Weekend. (CC) 2.15 News Update. (R) 2.20 Close.

6.00 6.30 7.30 8.00 8.30

The Simpsons. (PG, R, CC) 434351 Merlin. (PG, CC) 148697 Modern Family. (PG, R, CC) 658956 Modern Family. (PG, R, CC) 285559 Homeland. (M, CC) As her search for Abu Nazir continues, Carrie starts to suspect there may be a terrorist sympathiser at work inside the CIA. 898535

9.30 Vegas. (M, CC) 894719 10.30 Go Girls. (M) 705871

6.00 Thalassa: A Disappearing Village. (R, CC) (France) 4538887 6.30 World News Australia. (CC) 1083528 7.35 Lost Worlds: The Crusades – Holy War. (PG, CC) 9705448 8.35 Stephen Hawking’s Grand Design: Did God Create The Universe? (CC) 24302072

9.30 Under African Skies: Paul Simon’s Graceland. (PG, CC) 5683351 11.10 MOVIE: The Light. (M, 04, R) 35039719

11.30 The Good Wife. (M, R, CC) 701055 12.30 48 Hours: Showdown In The Bedroom. (M, R) 5041746 1.30 Infomercials. (PG, R) 99265291 5.00 Life Today With James Robison. (PG)

1.00 MOVIE: A Way Of Life. (AV15+, 04, R, CC) 87577543 2.35 WeatherWatch Overnight. 72380949 5.00 WeatherWatch And Music. 68189562 5.05 Korean News. 88541185 5.40 Japanese News. 56645765

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5.30 CBS This Morning. (PG, CC) 6621524

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6.00 Swimming. FINA World Championships. Day 4. 6.05 Omnisport. (R) 6.30 Motor Racing. NASCAR Nationwide Series. Race 15. Feed The Children 300. Highlights. 7.30 Motor Racing. NASCAR Sprint Cup. Race 15. Quicken Loans 400. Highlights. 8.30 Pro Bull Riding. Replay. 9.30 Liverpool TV. (R) 12.30 Kellogg’s Nutri-Grain Ironman Series Season Preview. 2.00 Basketball. NBL. Round 11.

Melbourne Tigers v Cairns Taipans. 4.00 Omnisport.

4.30 River To Reef. (PG, R) 5.00 Fishin’ Trip. (PG, R) 5.30 M*A*S*H. (PG, R) 6.00 Big Fish, Small Boats.

6.30 Trick My Truck. (PG) 7.00 Trick My Truck.

(Final, PG) 7.30 Dangerous Drives. (PG, R) 8.30 MOVIE: Vanilla Sky. (M, 01, R) 11.15 48 Hours. (M) 12.15 World Of Free Sports. (PG, R) 12.45 Omnisport. (R) 12.55 Swimming. FINA World Championships. Day 5. Heats. 3.55 Swimming.

FINA World Championships. Day 5.

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6.00 Home Shopping. 6.30 Buck Rogers. (PG, R) 7.30 Buck Rogers. (PG, R) 8.30 Home Shopping. 9.30 Ned And Stacey. (PG, R) 10.00 Ned And Stacey. (PG, R) 10.30 T.J. Hooker. (PG, R) 11.30 Mickey Spillane’s Mike Hammer. (PG, R) 12.30 The New Adam 12. (PG, R) 1.00 New Dragnet. (PG, R) 1.30 V.I.P. (PG, R) 2.30 V.I.P. (PG, R) 3.30 Smash Lab: Runaway Trailer. (PG, R) 4.30 Smash Lab: Fluidised Sand. (R) 5.30 Pimp My Ride. (PG, R, CC) 6.00 Pimp My Ride. (PG, R, CC) 6.30 MythBusters: Barrel Of Bricks/Third Rail/Eel Skin Wallet. (PG, R, CC) 7.30 Outback Truckers. (PG, R) 8.30 Bomb Patrol: Afghanistan: Live Charge. (M, CC) 9.30 MOVIE: Dog Soldiers. (AV15+, 02, R) 11.40 Punk’d. (M, R, CC) 12.05 The Cape. (M, R, CC) 1.00 V.I.P. (PG, R) 2.00 V.I.P. (PG, R) 3.00 T.J. Hooker. (PG, R) 4.00 Mickey Spillane’s Mike Hammer. (PG, R) 5.00 New Dragnet. (PG, R) 5.30 Home Shopping.

6.00 Urdu News. 8957177 6.30 Latin American News. 8869968 7.00 Hungarian News. 8860697 7.30 Polish News. 8863784 8.00 Maltese News.

8864413 8.30 PopAsia. 6887351 10.30 Football Asia. (CC) 8278264 11.00 FIFA Futbol Mundial.

(CC) (UK) 8279993 11.30 Speedweek. (CC) 7584974 1.30 Al Jazeera News. (CC) 3586806 2.30 The Russian Enigma. (R) 3580622 3.30 Trawlermen. (PG, R, CC) (UK) 2929887 4.30 ADbc. (PG, R, CC) 4453142 5.00 Cycling Central.

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6.00 Children’s Programs. 10.00 Batman: The Brave And The Bold. (PG, R) 10.30 Ben 10: Ultimate Alien. (PG, R) 11.00 Monsuno. (PG, R) 11.30 Power Rangers Super Samurai. (PG) 12.00 Winx Club. (PG) 12.30 Eclipse. (PG) 1.00 Take 40 Live Presents. (PG) 1.30 Home Shopping.

2.00 Spin City. (PG, R, CC) 2.30 Crusoe. (PG, R, CC) 3.30 Crusoe. (PG, R, CC) 4.30 Crusoe. (PG, R, CC) 5.30 Survivor: Philippines. (PG, R, CC) 6.30 Planet Dinosaur: Alien World. (PG) 7.30 The Big Bang Theory. (PG, R, CC) 8.30 Mike & Molly. (M, R, CC) 9.30 MOVIE: Navy Seals. (M, 90, R) 11.50 Chuck. (M) 12.50 Alcatraz. (M, R, CC) 1.50 Go! Filler. (PG) 2.00 Home Shopping.

4.00 Chuck. (M, R) 4.50 Extra. (R, CC) 5.10 Taz-Mania. (R) 5.30 Chowder. (R)

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6.00 Children’s Programs. 10.10 Pixelface. (R, CC) 10.40 The Slammer. (R, CC) 11.10 Prank Patrol. (R, CC) 11.35 Good Game: SP. (R, CC) 12.00 Stay Tuned.

(Final, R) 12.30 Rush TV. (R, CC) 12.55 Sweat. (R) 1.20 Sumo Mouse. (R, CC) 1.45 Sally Bollywood. (R, CC) 2.10 Dani’s House. (R, CC) 2.35 You’re Skitting Me. (R, CC) 3.00 Dennis & Gnasher. (R, CC) 3.25 Oggy And The Cockroaches. (R, CC) 3.35 Misery Guts. (R, CC) 4.00 The Little Prince. (CC) 4.50 Shaun The Sheep. (R, CC) 5.00 Bushwhacked! (R, CC) 5.25 Trapped! (R, CC) 5.55 Big Babies. (R, CC) 6.10 Mal.com. (R, CC) 6.20 Grizzly Tales For Gruesome Kids. (R, CC) 6.30 Horrible Histories. (R, CC) 7.00 Wolverine And The X-Men. (R, CC) 7.25 The Avengers. (R, CC) 7.50 The 99. (PG, CC) 8.10 Fruits Basket. (PG) 8.35 Ouran High School Host Club. (CC) 9.00 Close.

Spyforce. (PG, R) 5046291 20/20. (R, CC) 6909524 Antiques Roadshow. (R, CC) 5281746 Danoz Direct. (R) 5284833 GMA: Sunday Edition. (CC) 6038833 Today. (CC) 6623982

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6.00 Creflo Dollar Ministries. 165239 6.30 Hillsong. 246158 7.00 SheZow. (C, CC) 247887 7.30 Totally Wild. (R, CC) 240974 8.00 Supreme Cat. (R) 321968 9.00 The Hot30 Countdown.

(CC) 403516 10.00 The Hot30 Countdown. (PG, CC) 407332 11.00 Pat Callinan’s 4x4 Adventures. (PG) 770210 12.00 Golf. Australian PGA Championship. Final round. From Palmer Coolum Resort, Queensland. 87471622 5.00 News At Five. (CC) 136852

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6.00 Home Shopping. 7.00 Route 66. (PG, R) 8.00 Sea Breeze. (R) 8.30 Home Shopping. 9.30 MOVIE: The Swan Princess. (G, 94, R) 11.20 MOVIE: Sound Off. (G, 52, R) 1.10 MOVIE: Anatomy Of A Murder. (PG, 59, R) 4.30 MOVIE: The Muppets Take Manhattan. (G, 84, R) 6.30 The Food Truck. (PG) 7.00 Country Calendar. (PG) 7.30 Ballykissangel. (PG, R, CC) 8.30 Escape To The Country. (R) 9.30 60 Minute Makeover. (R) 10.30 Homes Under The Hammer.

11.45 Hale And Pace. (M, R) 12.15 Hale And Pace. (M, R) 12.45 Australian Open Tennis Classic. 2001 Australian Open. Andre Agassi v Pat Rafter. Replay.

4.30 Route 66. (PG, R) 5.30 Home Shopping.

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6.00 Japanese News. 6.15 Hong Kong News. 6.35 Chinese News. 7.05 German News. 7.35 Italian News.

8.05 Filipino News. 8.40 Spanish News. 9.30 Greek News. 10.20 French News. 11.00 Hindi News. 11.30 Arabic News. 12.00 Russian News. 12.30 Turkish News.

1.00 Dutch News. 1.30 Maltese News. 2.00 Latin American News. 2.30 Portuguese News. 3.00 Hungarian News. 3.30 Indonesian News. 3.55 Croatian News. 4.30 Serbian News. 5.05 Macedonian News. 5.35 Urdu News.

6.10 Rescue 117. (R) (Ireland) 6.40 Iron Chef. (R, CC) (Japan) 7.30 Behind The Front Door: Annemarieke Linskens & Jan Walter. (Netherlands) 8.00 Tomorrow’s Doctors. (PG) (Belgium) 8.30 Kung Fu Kitchen. (Final, CC) (Singapore) 9.00 Soccer. FIFA Club World Cup. Final. From the International Stadium Yokohama, Yokohama, Japan.

11.30 MOVIE: Time Of The Gypsies. (M, 88) 2.00 WeatherWatch Overnight.

5.00 WeatherWatch And Music.

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6.00 TV Shop: Home Shopping. 6.30 GEM Presents. (R) 6.40 MOVIE: The Queen Of Spades. (b/w, PG, 49, R) 8.30 TV Shop: Home Shopping. 10.00 The Avengers. (PG, R) 11.00 F Troop. (R) 11.30 MOVIE: The Damned Don’t Cry. (b/w, PG, 50, R) 1.30 MOVIE: Yours, Mine And Ours. (G, 68, R) 3.50 MOVIE: Assault On A Queen. (G, 66, R, CC) 6.00 To The Manor Born. (R) 6.30 Antiques Roadshow. (R, CC) 7.30 Customs. (PG, R, CC) 8.00 Customs. (PG, R, CC) 8.30 MOVIE: Heat. (M, 95, R, CC) 11.55 MOVIE: Cleopatra Jones. (M, 73, R) 1.35 Adventures In Rainbow Country. (R) 2.00 TV Shop: Home Shopping.

4.00 Nopalea.

4.30 Enjoying Everyday Life With Joyce Meyer.

(PG) 5.00 Seaway. (PG, R)

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6.00 Toasted TV. 9.00 Dr Quinn, Medicine Woman. (PG, R) 10.00 7th Heaven. (PG, R) 11.00 The Love Boat.

(PG, R) 12.00 Charmed. (PG, R, CC) 1.00 JAG. (PG, R) 2.00 MacGyver. (PG, R) 3.00 Infomercials. (PG, R) 3.30 Cheers. (PG, R) 4.00 Becker. (PG, R, CC) 4.30 Family Ties. (PG, R) 5.00 90210. (PG) 6.00 Sabrina, The Teenage Witch. (PG, R) 6.30 Everybody Loves Raymond. (PG, R, CC) 7.00 Everybody Loves Raymond. (PG, R, CC) 7.30 The Simpsons. (PG, R, CC) 8.00 Futurama. (PG, R, CC) 9.00 The Cleveland Show. (M, R) 9.30 The Office. (PG, R) 10.00 The Office. (PG, R) 10.30 Frasier. (PG, R) 11.00 Frasier. (PG, R) 11.30 Everybody Loves Raymond. (PG, R, CC) 12.00 Everybody Loves Raymond. (PG, R, CC) 12.30 Sabrina, The Teenage Witch. (PG, R) 1.00 JAG. (PG, R) 2.00 The Love Boat. (PG, R) 3.00 Charmed.

(PG, R, CC) 4.00 Dr Quinn, Medicine Woman. (PG, R) 5.00 7th Heaven. (PG, R)

6.00 Inside Edge. (R, CC) 6.30 Landline. (R, CC) 7.00 News. (CC) 7.30 Newsline Review. (CC) 8.00 Weekend Breakfast. (CC) 11.30 The World This Week. (R, CC) 12.00 News. (CC) 12.45 The Quarters. (R) 1.00 Big Ideas. (Final, PG, R, CC) 2.00 News. (CC) 2.30 Inside Edge. (R, CC) 3.00 News. (CC) 3.30 Need To Know.

4.00 News. (CC) 4.30 Capital Hill. (CC) 5.00 News.

(CC) 5.30 State To State Summer. (CC) 6.00 News.

(CC) 6.30 Australian Story: Her Hour Upon The Stage Pt 1. (R, CC) 7.00 News. (CC) 7.30 Tonic. (Final, CC) 8.00 Best Of Landline. (R, CC) 9.00 News. (CC) 9.30 One Plus One. (R, CC) 10.00 News. (CC) 10.30 Big Ideas. (R) 11.00 News. 11.30 Newsline Review. (R, CC) 12.00 Big Ideas. (R) 1.00 BBC World News. 1.30 State To State Summer. (R, CC) 2.00 Al Jazeera Newshour.

3.00 BBC World News. (R, CC) 3.30 National Press Club Address. (R, CC) 4.30 Big Ideas. (R) 5.00 Al Jazeera Newshour.

CLASSIFICATIONS: (P) For preschoolers (C) Children’s programs (G) General viewing (PG) Parental guidance (M) Mature audiences (MA15+) Mature adults only (AV15+) Mature audiences: contains adult violence (M) (MA15+) and (AV15+) CONSUMER ADVICE: (a) adult themes (h) horror (Sx) sex scenes (d) drug references, (l) language, (m) medical procedures (n) nudity (v) violence (w) war (CC) Closed Captions (WS) widescreen Programs subject to late change by stations.

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6.00 ABC News Breakfast. (CC) 25004388 10.00 Menzies And Churchill At War. (R, CC) 74562 11.00 Best Of Landline. (R, CC) 45036 12.00 Midday Report. (CC) 8765 12.30 The Manor Reborn. (R, CC) 17253 1.30 Meerkat Manor. (R, CC) 3140 2.00 The Forsyte Saga. (PG, R, CC) 36388 3.00 Children’s Programs. 972 5.00 Eggheads. (CC) 7611 5.30 Poh’s Kitchen. (R, CC) 7098

6.00 Sunrise. (CC) 82707765 9.00 The Morning Show. (PG, CC) 8117348 11.30 News. (CC) 9388 12.00 MOVIE: A Kiss Before Dying. (M, 91, R) 359727 2.00 Today Tonight. (R, CC) 4681 2.30 Dr Oz. (PG, R, CC) 94814 3.30 Toybox. (P, CC) 9746 4.00 It’s Academic. (C, CC) 4825 4.30 News At 4.30. (CC) 5524 5.00 The Price Is Right. (R, CC) 6253 5.30 Deal Or No Deal. (R, CC) 9340

6.00 Gordon Ramsay’s Ultimate Christmas. (R, CC) 78765 6.55 Audrey’s Kitchen. (R, CC) 5206369 7.00 News. (CC) 678 7.30 7.30. (CC) 949 8.00 Family Confidential: The Jacobsens.

(Final, R, CC) 562 8.30 Country House Rescue. (M, R, CC) 58814 9.15 Dream Build. (CC) 7129630 9.30 Fake Or Fortune? Van Dyck. (CC) 44369 10.30 News: Late Edition. (CC) 44475

6.00 PRIME7 News. (CC) 7369 6.30 News. (CC) 5388 7.00 Better Homes And Gardens Summer.

(CC) 1272 7.30 Motorway Patrol. (PG, CC) 4253 8.00 SCU: Serious Crash Unit. (PG, CC) 7456 8.30 Castle. (M, R, CC) 29562 9.30 The Amazing Race. (PG, CC) 25746 10.30 The Amazing Race. (Final, PG, CC)

10.40 Gandhi. (R, CC) 9232185 11.35 Agatha Christie’s Poirot. (PG, CC) 4646659 1.20 Gordon Ramsay’s Ultimate Christmas. (R, CC) 8681578 2.10 British Invasion. (R, CC) 1520789 3.25 Rage. (M, R) 89595505 4.00 MOVIE: Chance Of A Lifetime. (b/w, G, 50, R, CC) 1991166 5.30 Eggheads. (R, CC) 3965895

11.30 12.00 1.00 5.30

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Whitney. (M) 9104 Grey’s Anatomy. (M, R, CC) 92296 Home Shopping. 26001692 Early News. (CC) 2710186

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6.00 Children’s Programs. 2.10 Humf. (R, CC) 2.15 Fluffy Gardens. (R, CC) 2.25 Pingu. (R) 2.35 Bob The Builder: Project Build It. (R, CC) 2.50 Rob The Robot.

(R, CC) 3.05 Maya The Bee. (CC) 3.15 dirtgirlworld. (R, CC) 3.30 Arthur. (CC) 3.55 Shaun The Sheep. 4.05 Octonauts. (R, CC) 4.15 Bananas In Pyjamas. (R, CC) 4.30 Play School. (R, CC) 5.00 Peppa Pig. (CC) 5.05 Peppa Pig. (R, CC) 5.25 Gaspard And Lisa. (R, CC) 5.35 Thomas And Friends. (R, CC) 5.50 Kioka. (R, CC) 6.00 The Pajanimals. (R, CC) 6.15 The Adventures Of Abney & Teal. (CC) 6.30 In The Night Garden. (R, CC) 7.00 Spicks And Specks. (PG, R, CC) 7.30 Mega Builders: Madrid’s Big Dig. (R, CC) 8.30 Louis Theroux: Law And Disorder In Lagos. (M, CC) 9.30 Hit & Miss.

(Final, MA15+, CC) 10.15 Joan Rivers: A Piece Of Work. (MA15+, R, CC) 11.40 Being Human: Unearthed. (M, R, CC) 12.35 Latin Music USA. (PG, R, CC) 1.35 triple j presents. (R, CC) 2.00 News Update.

2.05 Close.

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6.00 Home Shopping. 6.30 Total Girl. (R, CC) 8.30 Bite Sized. (R) 9.00 Ross On The Range. (R) 9.30 Entertaining With James. (R) 10.00 An Umbrian Kitchen. (R) 10.30 Perfect Pasta With Aldo Zilli. (R) 11.00 Two’s Company. (PG, R) 11.30 Doctor At Large. (b/w, PG, R) 12.00 MOVIE: Miracle Of The Heart. (PG, 05, R) 2.00 MOVIE: Me And The Colonel. (G, 58, R) 4.30 Designing Women. (PG, R) 5.00 Rising Damp.

(PG, R) 5.30 Mind Your Language. (PG, R) 6.00 Steve Irwin: The Crocodile Hunter Diaries.

(PG, R) 6.30 Dealers Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is. (PG) 7.45 Heartbeat. (PG, R, CC) 8.45 MOVIE: The Blonde Bombshell. (M, 99, R) 1.00 Dealers Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is. (PG, R) 2.00 Australian Open Tennis Classic. 2004 Australian Open. Quarter-final. Andy Roddick v Marat Safin. Replay.

5.30 Home Shopping.

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6.00 Children’s Programs. 1.05 Horrible Histories. (R, CC) 1.40 Total Drama: Revenge Of The Island. (R, CC) 2.05 Bugged. (R) 2.15 The Gees. (R) 2.20 Almost Naked Animals. (R, CC) 2.35 I.N.K. Invisible Network Of Kids. (R, CC) 3.00 6Teen. (R, CC) 3.25 Bugged. (R) 3.35 Dance Academy. (R, CC) 4.00 Shaun The Sheep.

(R, CC) 4.10 Casper’s Scare School. (CC) 4.25 YooHoo & Friends. (R, CC) 4.35 Fleabag Monkeyface. (R, CC) 4.50 Kaeloo. (R, CC) 4.55 Rated A For Awesome. (R, CC) 5.10 Life With Boys. (R, CC) 5.35 Dani’s House.

(CC) 6.05 The Avengers. (R, CC) 6.30 Horrible Histories. (R, CC) 7.00 Bushwhacked! (R, CC) 7.30 Total Drama World Tour. (R, CC) 7.50 Almost Naked Animals. (R, CC) 8.05 Jeopardy. (R, CC) 8.30 My Life As A Popat. (C, R, CC) 8.55 The 3 Factor. (R, CC) 9.00 Close.

6.00 Home Shopping. 6.30 K-Zone. 9.00 NBC Today.

(R, CC) 10.00 NBC Meet The Press. (R, CC) 11.00 Mickey Spillane’s Mike Hammer. (PG, R) 12.00 T.J. Hooker. (PG, R) 1.00 New Dragnet. (PG, R) 1.30 Dream Car Garage. 2.00 Motor Mate. 3.30 V8 Xtra. (R, CC) 4.30 Dream Car Garage. (PG) 5.00 Dream Car Garage.

(PG) 5.30 Pimp My Ride. (PG, R, CC) 6.00 Pimp My Ride. (PG, R, CC) 6.30 My Name Is Earl. (PG, R, CC) 7.00 How I Met Your Mother. (PG, R, CC) 7.30 Hollywood Treasure. (PG, CC) 8.00 Hollywood Treasure. (PG, R, CC) 8.30 Pawn Stars. (PG, R, CC) 9.00 Pawn Stars. (PG, R, CC) 9.30 Cash Cowboys.

(PG, R) 10.30 Wild Justice: California. (M) 11.30 Banged Up Abroad. (M, R) 12.30 Boston Legal. (M, R, CC) 1.30 T.J. Hooker. (PG, R) 2.30 New Dragnet. (PG, R) 3.00 Mickey Spillane’s Mike Hammer. (PG, R) 4.00 Dream Car Garage. 4.30 Dream Car Garage. (PG) 5.00 Dream Car Garage. (PG) 5.30 Home Shopping.

(ch8) 6.00 Today. (CC) 40960611 9.00 Mornings: Summer Series. (PG, CC) 112543 9.30 Yamba’s Playtime. (P, R, CC) 115630 10.00 Cricket. (CC) First Test. Australia v Sri Lanka. Day 4. Morning session. From Bellerive Oval, Hobart. (Please note: If cricket coverage finishes early, alternative schedule will be shown) 7424291 12.30 The Cricket Show. (CC) 564982 1.00 Cricket. (CC) First Test. Australia v Sri Lanka.

Day 4. Afternoon session. From Bellerive Oval, Hobart. 27533123 6.00 6.30 7.00 7.30 8.30 9.30 10.30 11.30 12.30

News. (CC) 941017 WIN News. (CC) 959036 A Current Affair. (CC) 422307 RBT. (PG, R, CC) 767017 The Mentalist. (M, R, CC) Jane finds himself in trouble with the law and a ruthless ex-client. 392727 CSI: Miami. (M, R, CC) 381611 House Husbands. (PG, R, CC) 305291 Nikita. (AV15+, R) 301475 WIN News Late Edition. (CC) 5237925

1.00 2.00 2.30 3.00 3.30 5.00 5.30

The Avengers. (PG, R) 5013963 The Bill Engvall Show. (PG, R) 5232470 Extra. (CC) 5257789 Danoz Direct. (R) 5258418 GMA. (CC) 6004876 News. (CC) 6620895 Today. (CC) 6690654

(ch5) 6.00 Early Programs. 119456 9.00 Judge Judy.

(PG, CC) 110185 9.30 Everyday Gourmet. (R, CC) 113272 10.00 Good Chef Bad Chef. (R, CC) 114901 10.30 A Taste Of Travel. (R, CC) 122920 11.00 The Living Room. (PG, R, CC) 450340 12.00 Dr Phil. (PG, CC) 461456 1.00 Doctors.

(PG, R, CC) 470104 2.00 Ready Steady Cook.

(PG, R, CC) 474920 3.00 Judge Judy. (PG, CC) 583017 3.30 Huey. (CC) 586104 4.00 Totally Wild. (C, CC) 587833 4.30 The Bold And The Beautiful. (CC) 937814 5.00 News. (CC) 827098 6.00 6.30 7.30 8.00 8.30 9.00 9.30 10.30 11.30 12.30

3.30 Letterman. (PG) 6979383 4.30 Enjoying Everyday Life With Joyce Meyer. (PG) 6627708 5.00 Life Today With James Robison. (PG) 6628437

5.30 CBS This Morning. (PG, CC) 6698296

(ch88) 6.00 Animaniacs. (R) 6.30 Thundercats. (PG, R) 7.00 The Secret Saturdays. (PG, R) 7.30 The Secret Saturdays. (PG, R) 8.00 Monsuno. (PG, R) 8.30 The Marvelous Misadventures Of Flapjack. (R) 9.00 TazMania. (R) 9.30 Chowder. (R) 10.00 Spin City. (PG, R, CC) 10.30 Brainiacs. (PG, R) 11.30 Bachelor Pad. (PG, R) 1.30 Extra. (R, CC) 2.00 TMZ. 2.30 Power Rangers Samurai. (PG, R) 3.00 Thundercats. (PG, R) 3.30 The Secret Saturdays. (PG, R) 4.00 The Secret Saturdays.

(PG, R) 4.30 Monsuno. (PG, R) 5.00 Seinfeld. (PG, R) 5.30 Community. (PG, R) 6.00 Teen Mom. (PG, R) 7.00 The Middle. (PG, R, CC) 7.30 Top Gear. (PG, R, CC) 9.00 Worst Case Scenario. (M, CC) 9.30 MOVIE: Ransom. (AV15+, 96, R, CC) 12.00 Park Street. (M) 12.30 Fringe. (M, R) 1.30 TMZ. (R) 2.00 Home Shopping. 2.30 Home Shopping. (R) 4.00 Alcatraz. (M, R, CC) 4.50 Extra. (R, CC) 5.10 Taz-Mania. (R) 5.30 Chowder. (R)

6.00 WorldWatch. 8173765 11.30 Arabic News.

8143524 12.00 Russian News. 8144253 12.30 Turkish News. 5492543 1.00 Arena: Magical Mystery Tour Revisited. (PG, R) (UK) 3489949 2.00 Magical Mystery Tour. (R) (UK) 3483765 3.00 France 24 International News. (CC) 5413036 3.30 Al Jazeera News. (CC) 5416123 4.00 The Journal. (CC) 5484524 4.30 FIFA Futbol Mundial. (CC) (UK) 4420814 5.00 PopAsia.

4421543 5.30 Global Village: Visions Of Sicily Pt 1. (R, CC) (US) 4424630 6.00 Food Safari. (R, CC) 4432659 6.30 World News Australia. (CC) 2807611 7.30 MythBusters: Mattress Mayhem. (PG, CC) 8840833 8.30 Derren Brown: The Experiments: Guilt Trip. (M, R, CC) 1909098 9.30 The Arecibo Message. (MA15+, CC) 1597949

10.00 South Park. (M, R, CC) 1587562 10.30 World News Australia. (CC) 1586833 11.00 The World Game. (R) 1911833 12.00 1.05 1.35 2.35 5.00 5.05 5.40

(ch50) 6.00 Swimming. FINA World Championships. Day 5.

Events include: men’s 100m freestyle. Continued. 7.00 Omnisport. (R) 7.15 NFL Total Access. (PG) 8.15 Gridiron. NFL. Week 15. 11.15 Omnisport. (R) 11.45 World Of Free Sports. (PG, R) 12.15 NFL Moment. (R) 12.20 Gridiron. NFL. Week 15. New England Patriots v San Francisco 49ers. 3.15 Omnisport. 3.30 Trick My Truck. (PG, R) 4.00 Trick My Truck. (PG, R) 4.30 Deconstruction. (PG) 5.00 iFish. (R) 6.00 M*A*S*H. (PG, R) 6.30 Get Smart. (PG, R) 7.00 Cops. (PG, R) 7.30 Whose Line Is It Anyway? (PG) 8.00 Whose Line Is It Anyway? (PG) 8.30 MOVIE: What Just Happened.

(M, 08, R) Robert De Niro, John Turturro, Stanley Tucci.

10.35 M*A*S*H. (PG, R) 11.05 Whose Line Is It Anyway? (PG, R) 11.35 Whose Line Is It Anyway? (PG, R) 12.05 Deconstruction. (PG, R) 12.35 Omnisport.

(R) 1.00 Gridiron. NFL. Week 15. 4.00 Motor Racing.

NASCAR Sprint Cup. Race 16. Toyota/Save Mart 350.

Highlights. 5.00 Motor Racing. British Touring Car Championship. Round 8. Replay.

(ch80) 6.00 Friends. (PG, R, CC) 6.30 The Zoo. (R) 7.00 TV Shop: Home Shopping. 8.00 Green Acres. (R) 8.30 Bewitched. (R) 9.00 TV Shop: Home Shopping. 10.30 Alive And Cooking. (R) 11.00 Friends. (PG, R, CC) 11.30 Friends. (PG, R, CC) 12.00 MOVIE: A Man About The House. (b/w, PG, 47, R) 1.45 GEM Presents. (R) 2.00 Green Acres. (R) 2.30 Bewitched. (R) 3.00 Antiques Roadshow. (R, CC) 4.00 Customs. (PG, R, CC) 4.30 Customs. (PG, R, CC) 5.00 Ellen. (PG, CC) 6.00 Friends. (PG, R, CC) 6.30 Friends. (PG, R, CC) 7.00 The Zoo. (R) 7.30 Big Body Squad. (PG) 8.30 Super Nanny UK. (M, R) 9.30 My Strange Addiction. (PG, R) 10.00 My Strange Addiction. (PG, R) 10.30 Friends.

(PG, R, CC) 11.00 Hoarders. (PG, R) 12.00 Super Nanny UK. (M, R) 1.00 Gideon’s Way. (M, R) 2.00 TV Shop: Home Shopping. 3.00 Selfcare. 3.30 TV Shop: Home Shopping. 4.30 Enjoying Everyday Life With Joyce Meyer. (PG) 5.00 Seaway. (PG, R)

The Simpsons. (R, CC) 949659 The Project. (CC) 822543 Modern Family. (PG, R, CC) 412920 Ben And Kate. (PG, CC) 419833 Modern Family. (PG, R, CC) 418104 The New Normal. (PG, CC) 400185 Hawaii Five-0. (M, CC) 389253 Go Girls. (M) 303833 The Project. (R, CC) 309017 Infomercials. (PG, R) 59617302

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(ch32) 6.00 French News. 6.40 Indonesian News. 7.05 Russian News. 7.35 Polish News. 8.05 Dutch News.

8.30 Macedonian News. 9.05 Croatian News. 9.40 Serbian News. 10.10 Korean News. 10.45 Japanese News. 11.20 Hong Kong News. 11.40 Chinese News.

12.10 Portuguese News. 12.40 Italian News. 1.10 German News. 1.40 Spanish News. 2.30 Filipino News.

3.05 Greek News. 4.00 Polish News. 4.25 Turkish News. 4.55 Arabic News. 5.30 Hindi News.

6.00 The Law Of The Dragon.

6.35 Foodie Planet. (PG) (France) 7.35 Rex In Rome. (PG) (Italy) 8.30 Inspector Rex. (M, R) (Austria) 9.30 The World Game.

10.30 Dambusters Fly Again. (PG, R, CC) 11.30 MOVIE: The Girl By The Lake. (M, 07, R) 1.15 WeatherWatch Overnight.

5.00 WeatherWatch And Music.

(ch55) 6.00 Toasted TV. 9.00 Dr Quinn, Medicine Woman. (PG, R) 10.00 7th Heaven. (PG, R) 11.00 The Love Boat.

(PG, R) 12.00 Charmed. (PG, R, CC) 1.00 JAG. (PG, R) 2.00 MacGyver. (PG, R) 3.00 Infomercials. (PG, R) 3.30 Cheers. (PG, R) 4.00 Becker. (PG, R, CC) 4.30 Family Ties. (PG, R) 5.00 Happy Days. (R) 5.30 The Brady Bunch. (R) 6.00 The Office. (PG, R, CC) 6.30 Frasier. (PG, R) 7.00 Everybody Loves Raymond. (PG, R, CC) 7.30 Futurama. (PG, R, CC) 8.00 Futurama. (PG, R, CC) 8.30 MOVIE: Children Of The Corn. (AV15+, 09, R) 10.30 American Horror Story. (AV15+, R) 11.30 American Horror Story. (MA15+, R) 12.30 The Late Late Show With Craig Ferguson. (PG) 1.30 Entertainment Tonight. (PG, CC) 2.00 The Insider. (PG, CC) 2.30 Happy Days. (R) 3.00 Charmed. (PG, R, CC) 4.00 Dr Quinn, Medicine Woman. (PG, R) 5.00 7th Heaven. (PG, R)

SOS. (AV15+) 6535789 La La Land. (M, R) (UK) 54493012 South Park. (M, R, CC) (US) 54414505 WeatherWatch Overnight. 72340321 WeatherWatch And Music. 68156234 Korean News. 88518857 Japanese News. 56612437

(ch24) 6.00 ABC News Breakfast. (CC) 10.00 ABC News Mornings. (CC) 12.00 News. (CC) 12.30 Newsline Review. (R, CC) 1.00 News. (CC) 2.30 Australia Network News. (CC) 3.00 Afternoon Live. 5.45 The Quarters. (R) 6.00 The Drum. (CC) 6.45 The Quarters.

7.00 News. (CC) 7.30 7.30. (CC) 8.00 News. (CC) 8.30 Tonic. (R, CC) 9.00 The World. (CC) 9.30 Mawson: Science And Survival. (CC) 10.20 News. (CC) 11.00 The Drum. (R, CC) 11.45 The Quarters. (R) 12.00 News. 12.25 7.30. (R, CC) 1.00 BBC Impact. 1.30 Australia Network News. 2.00 Al Jazeera Newshour. 3.00 BBC World News: The Hub. 4.30 Big Ideas. (R) 5.00 Al Jazeera Newshour.

CLASSIFICATIONS: (P) For preschoolers (C) Children’s programs (G) General viewing (PG) Parental guidance (M) Mature audiences (MA15+) Mature adults only (AV15+) Mature audiences: contains adult violence (M) (MA15+) and (AV15+) CONSUMER ADVICE: (a) adult themes (h) horror (Sx) sex scenes (d) drug references, (l) language, (m) medical procedures (n) nudity (v) violence (w) war (CC) Closed Captions (WS) widescreen Programs subject to late change by stations.

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6.00 ABC News Breakfast. (CC) 25064760 10.00 Fake Or Fortune? Van Dyck. (R, CC) 41012 11.00 Big Ideas. (PG, R, CC) 27418 12.00 Midday Report. (CC) 4895 12.30 Carmen And Geoffrey. (PG, R, CC) 993383 2.00 The Forsyte Saga. (PG, R, CC) 20370 3.00 Children’s Programs. 58906 5.00 Eggheads. (CC) 8401 5.30 Poh’s Kitchen. (R, CC) 3578

6.00 Sunrise. (CC) 82774437 9.00 The Morning Show. (PG, CC) 6917960 11.30 News. (CC) 9470 12.00 MOVIE: In The Line Of Duty: Blaze Of Glory. (M, 97, R, CC) 942352 2.00 Today Tonight. (R, CC) 6091 2.30 Dr Oz. (PG, R, CC) 71741 3.30 Toybox. (P, CC) 6128 4.00 It’s Academic. (C, CC) 7857 4.30 News At 4.30. (CC) 5234 5.00 The Price Is Right. (R, CC) 6963 5.30 Deal Or No Deal. (R, CC) 9050

6.00 Gordon Ramsay’s Ultimate Christmas. (R, CC) 75895 6.55 Audrey’s Kitchen. (R, CC) 5266741 7.00 News. (CC) 499 7.30 7.30. (CC) 470 8.00 Maggie Beer’s Christmas. (CC) 383 8.30 Ruth Rendell’s 13 Steps Down. (M, CC) 92760 10.00 My Family. (PG, R, CC) 147 10.30 News: Late Edition. (CC) 39760 10.45 Dragons’ Den Christmas. (CC) 797296

6.00 PRIME7 News. (CC) 7079 6.30 News. (CC) 5470 7.00 Better Homes And Gardens Summer.

(CC) 2893 7.30 Once Upon A Time. (PG, CC) 6789 8.30 Grey’s Anatomy. (M, CC) 17505 9.30 Covert Affairs. (M, CC) With Auggie in Iraq and Joan out of the office, Annie heads to Europe after hearing the news a missing CIA asset has turned up dead in Luxembourg. 13789

6.00 6.30 7.00 7.30 8.30 9.30 10.00 10.30 11.30 12.00 12.30

News. (CC) 310321 WIN News. (CC) 395012 A Current Affair. (CC) 960215 Hamish & Andy. (PG, R, CC) 136321 The Big Bang Theory. (PG, R, CC) 958470 Two And A Half Men. (PG, R, CC) 972050 Anger Management. (M, R, CC) 979963 Survivor: Philippines. (PG, CC) 754741 Weeds. (MA15+, R) 306128 WIN News Late Edition. (CC) 848906 20/20. (CC) 5087548

12.15 Willie’s Perfect Chocolate Christmas. (R, CC) 5632180 1.05 Gordon Ramsay. (R, CC) 3331118 2.00 Basketball. WNBL. Round 11. West Coast Waves v Canberra Capitals. Replay. 9695567 4.00 MOVIE: Rachel And The Stranger. (b/w, PG, 48, R, CC) 9299722 5.20 Ten Minute Tales. (R) 9158906 5.30 Eggheads. (R, CC) 3932567

10.30 Covert Affairs. (Final, M, CC) 97741 11.30 I Just Want My Pants Back. (M) 6586 12.00 Desperate Housewives. (M, R, CC)

1.30 2.00 2.30 3.00 3.30 5.00 5.30

F Troop. (R) 5135513 The Bill Engvall Show. (PG, R) 5136242 Extra. (CC) 5217161 Danoz Direct. (R) 5218890 GMA. (CC) 6071548 News. (CC) 6697567 Today. (CC) 6594426

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1.00 Home Shopping. 26078364 5.30 Early News. (CC) 6015398

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6.00 Today. (CC) 40937383 9.00 Mornings: Summer Series. (PG, CC) 503079 9.30 Yamba’s Playtime. (P, R, CC) 506166 10.00 Cricket. (CC) First Test. Australia v Sri Lanka. Day 5. Morning session. From Bellerive Oval, Hobart. (Please note: If cricket coverage finishes early, alternative schedule will be shown) 7491963 12.30 The Cricket Show. (CC) 946760 1.00 Cricket. (CC) First Test. Australia v Sri Lanka.

Day 5. Afternoon session. From Bellerive Oval, Hobart. 27500895

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6.00 Children’s Programs. 2.10 Humf. (R, CC) 2.15 Fluffy Gardens. (R, CC) 2.25 Pingu. (R) 2.35 Bob The Builder: Project Build It. (R, CC) 2.50 Rob The Robot.

(R, CC) 3.05 Maya The Bee. (CC) 3.15 dirtgirlworld. (R, CC) 3.30 Arthur. (CC) 3.55 Shaun The Sheep. 4.05 Octonauts. (R, CC) 4.15 Bananas In Pyjamas. (R, CC) 4.30 Play School. (R, CC) 5.00 Peppa Pig. (CC) 5.05 Peppa Pig. (R, CC) 5.25 Gaspard And Lisa. (R, CC) 5.35 Thomas And Friends. (R, CC) 5.50 Kioka. (R, CC) 6.00 The Pajanimals. (R, CC) 6.15 The Adventures Of Abney & Teal. (CC) 6.30 In The Night Garden. (R, CC) 7.00 Spicks And Specks. (PG, R, CC) 7.30 Dirty Jobs.

(R, CC) 8.10 Video Killed The Radio Star: Artist’s View: T’Pau. (PG, CC) 8.35 Louis Theroux: A Place For Pedophiles. (M, R, CC) 9.40 Louie. (PG, CC) 10.00 God Bless Ozzy Osbourne. (M, R, CC) 11.35 Louis Theroux: Law And Disorder In Lagos. (M, R, CC) 12.35 The Real Filth Fighters. (PG, R, CC) 1.00 Traffic Blues. (R, CC) 1.25 Blade Of The Immortal. (M, R, CC) 1.50 News Update. (R) 1.55 Close.

6.00 Home Shopping. 6.30 Total Girl. (R, CC) 8.30 Bite Sized. (R) 9.00 Ross On The Range. (R) 9.30 Entertaining With James. (R) 10.00 An Umbrian Kitchen. (R) 10.30 Perfect Pasta With Aldo Zilli. (R) 11.00 Two’s Company. (PG, R) 11.30 Doctor At Large. (b/w, PG, R) 12.00 MOVIE: Agatha Christie’s Dead Man’s Folly. (b/w, PG, 86, R) 2.00 MOVIE: Gideon Of Scotland Yard. (PG, 58, R) 4.00 4 Burners And A Grill.

(R) 4.30 Designing Women. (PG, R) 5.00 Rising Damp.

(PG) 5.30 Mind Your Language. (PG, R) 6.00 Steve Irwin: The Crocodile Hunter Diaries. (PG, R) 6.30 Dealers Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is. (PG) 7.45 Keeping Up Appearances. (R, CC) 8.50 Carry On Christmas. (PG, 72, R) 9.50 Homes Under The Hammer. 11.10 Property Ladder. (PG) 12.10 House Doctor. (R) 1.10 Dealers Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is. (PG, R) 2.30 Australian Open Tennis Classic.

2004 Australian Open. Marat Safin v Andre Agassi.

Replay. 5.30 Home Shopping.

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(ch88) 6.00 Animaniacs. (R) 6.30 Thundercats. (PG, R) 7.00 The Secret Saturdays. (PG, R) 7.30 The Secret Saturdays. (PG, R) 8.00 Monsuno. (PG, R) 8.30 The Marvelous Misadventures Of Flapjack. (R) 9.00 TazMania. (R) 9.30 Chowder. (R) 10.00 Spin City. (PG, R, CC) 10.30 Brainiacs. (PG, R) 11.30 Bachelor Pad. (PG, R) 1.30 Extra. (R, CC) 2.00 TMZ. 2.30 Power Rangers Samurai. (PG, R) 3.00 Thundercats. (PG, R) 3.30 The Secret Saturdays. (PG, R) 4.00 The Secret Saturdays.

(PG, R) 4.30 Monsuno. (PG, R) 5.00 Seinfeld. (PG, R) 5.30 Community. (PG, R) 6.00 Teen Mom. (PG, R) 7.00 The Middle. (PG, R, CC) 7.30 Two And A Half Men. (PG, R, CC) 8.00 Two And A Half Men. (PG, R, CC) 8.30 Engaged And Underage. 9.00 Engaged And Underage.

9.30 MOVIE: Mr Nice Guy. (M, 97, R, CC) 11.30 Nikita.

(AV15+) 12.30 Fringe. (M, R) 1.30 TMZ. (R) 2.00 Home Shopping. 2.30 Home Shopping. (R) 4.00 Nikita.

(AV15+, R) 4.50 Extra. (R, CC) 5.10 Taz-Mania. (R) 5.30 Chowder. (R)

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6.00 Children’s Programs. 1.05 Horrible Histories. (R, CC) 1.40 Total Drama: Revenge Of The Island. (R, CC) 2.05 Bugged. (R) 2.15 The Gees. (R) 2.20 Almost Naked Animals. (R, CC) 2.35 I.N.K. Invisible Network Of Kids. (R, CC) 3.00 Casper’s Scare School. (R, CC) 3.25 Shaun The Sheep. (R, CC) 3.35 Dance Academy. (R, CC) 4.00 Shaun The Sheep. (R, CC) 4.10 Casper’s Scare School. (CC) 4.25 YooHoo & Friends. (R, CC) 4.35 Fleabag Monkeyface. (R, CC) 4.50 Kaeloo. (R, CC) 4.55 Rated A For Awesome. (R, CC) 5.10 Life With Boys. (R, CC) 5.35 Dani’s House. (CC) 6.05 The Avengers. (R, CC) 6.30 Horrible Histories. (R, CC) 7.00 Horrible Histories. (R, CC) 7.30 Total Drama World Tour. (R, CC) 7.50 Almost Naked Animals. (R, CC) 8.05 Jeopardy. (R, CC) 8.30 Pixelface. (Final, R, CC) 9.00 Close.

6.00 Home Shopping. 6.30 K-Zone. 9.00 NBC Today.

(R, CC) 11.00 Mickey Spillane’s Mike Hammer. (PG, R) 12.00 T.J. Hooker. (PG, R) 1.00 New Dragnet. (PG, R) 1.30 Dream Car Garage. 2.00 Motor Mate. (PG) 3.00 Motor Mate. 4.00 Fifth Gear. (PG, R) 4.30 Dream Car Garage. 5.00 Dream Car Garage. (PG) 5.30 Pimp My Ride. (PG, R, CC) 6.00 Pimp My Ride. (PG, R, CC) 6.30 My Name Is Earl. (PG, R, CC) 7.00 MythBusters: Penny Drop/Microwave Trio/Radio Tooth Fillings. (PG, R, CC) 8.00 How I Met Your Mother. (PG, R, CC) 8.30 Family Guy. (M, R, CC) 9.00 Family Guy. (M, R, CC) 9.30 Bizarre ER. (M) 10.30 American Dad! (PG, R, CC) 11.00 American Dad! (PG, R, CC) 11.30 Sports Disasters. (M) 12.30 Blokesworld. (MA15+, R) 1.00 T.J. Hooker. (PG, R) 2.00 Mickey Spillane’s Mike Hammer. (PG, R) 3.00 Motor Mate. (PG) 4.00 Fifth Gear. (PG, R) 4.30 Dream Car Garage. 5.00 Dream Car Garage. (PG) 5.30 Home Shopping.

(ch80) 6.00 Friends. (PG, R, CC) 6.30 The Zoo. (R) 7.00 TV Shop. 8.00 Green Acres. (R) 8.30 Bewitched. (R) 9.00 TV Shop. 10.30 Alive And Cooking. (R) 11.00 Friends.

(PG, R, CC) 12.00 MOVIE: The Man Who Haunted Himself. (PG, 70, R) 2.00 Green Acres. (R) 2.30 Bewitched. (R) 3.00 My Strange Addiction. (PG, R) 4.00 Big Body Squad. (PG, R) 5.00 Ellen. (PG, CC) 6.00 Friends. (PG, R, CC) 7.00 The Zoo. (R) 7.30 Baby Planet. (PG, R) 8.30 The Closer. (M, R) 9.30 Rizzoli & Isles. (M, R) 10.30 The Mentalist. (M, R, CC) 11.30 Memphis Beat. (M, R) 12.30 Friends. (PG, R, CC) 1.00 Dangerman. (PG, R) 2.00 TV Shop: Home Shopping.

4.00 Nopalea.

4.30 Joyce Meyer. (PG) 5.00 Gideon’s Way. (PG, R)

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6.00 Early Programs. 125215 8.30 The Bold And The Beautiful. (R, CC) 593692 9.00 Judge Judy.

(PG, CC) 594321 9.30 Everyday Gourmet. (R, CC) 504708 10.00 Good Chef Bad Chef. (R, CC) 505437 10.30 Travel. (R, CC) 580128 11.00 The Living Room. (PG, R, CC) 736470 12.00 Dr Phil. (PG, CC) 747586 1.00 Doctors. (PG, R, CC) 756234 2.00 Ready Cook. (PG, R, CC) 750050 3.00 Judge Judy.

(PG, CC) 965895 3.30 Huey. (CC) 935654 4.00 Totally Wild. (C, CC) 936383 4.30 Bold And The Beautiful. (CC) 313418 5.00 News. (CC) 107944

6.00 WorldWatch. 5469215 1.00 Katherine Jenkins: Live At Llangollen. (R) (UK) 8037418 2.20 A Young Person’s Guide To The Orchestra.

(R) 6444050 2.50 Spacefiles: Sun – Powerhouse Of The Solar System. (R) (UK) 19572789 3.00 France 24 International News. (CC) 5480708 3.30 Al Jazeera News. (CC) 5483895 4.00 The Journal. (CC) 5451296 4.30 PBS NewsHour. (CC) 2894147 5.30 Global Village: Visions Of Sicily Pt 2. (R, CC) (US) 4491302

6.00 The Simpsons. (R, CC) 318963 6.30 The Project. (CC) 119789 7.30 Jamie’s Fifteen Minute Meals. (CC)

6.00 Food Safari. (PG, R, CC) 4492031 6.30 World News Australia. (CC) 2874383 7.30 Finding Your Roots: Michelle Rodriguez, Adrian Grenier And Linda Chavez. (PG, CC) 8817505 8.30 The Truth About Looking Younger.

(CC) Dr Rozina Ali discovers if it is possible to make a person’s skin look “younger” without surgery. 1969470 9.30 Forensics On Trial. (CC) 1965654 10.30 World News Australia. (CC) 3349532

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8.00 Jamie’s Thirty Minute Meals. (R, CC) 8.30 9.30 10.30 11.30 12.30

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NCIS. (M, R, CC) 772147 NCIS: Los Angeles. (M, R, CC) 761031 Go Girls. (M) 752383 The Project. (R, CC) 781895 Infomercials. (PG, R) 59684074

3.30 Letterman. (PG) 6873155 4.30 Enjoying Everyday Life With Joyce Meyer. (PG) 6687180 5.00 Life Today With James Robison. (PG) 6695109

5.30 CBS This Morning. (PG, CC) 6592068

11.05 MOVIE: Marock. (MA15+, 05, R) (Morocco) 64866499 12.55 Mad Men. (M, R, CC) (US) 62483884 2.50 WeatherWatch Overnight. 29112616 5.00 WeatherWatch And Music. 68123906 5.05 Korean News. 88585529 5.40 Japanese News. 56689109

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6.00 Motor Racing. NASCAR Nationwide Series. Race 16. Subway Jalapeno 250. Highlights. 7.00 Motor Racing. NASCAR Sprint Cup. Race 17. Quaker State 400. Highlights. 8.00 The Ultimate Rider. (R) 8.30 The Magic Of The FA Cup. (R) 10.00 Liverpool TV. 1.00 The WWE Experience. (PG, R) 2.00 Omnisport. (R) 2.30 Meteorite Men. (R) 3.30 Get Smart. (PG, R) 4.00 Cops.

(PG, R) 4.30 Deconstruction. (PG) 5.00 iFish. (R) 6.00 M*A*S*H. (PG, R) 6.30 Get Smart. (PG, R) 7.00 Cops.

(PG, R) 7.30 Undercover Boss Australia. (PG, R, CC) 8.30 Cops: Adults Only. (M, R) 9.00 Cops: Adults Only. (M, R) 9.30 Mafia’s Greatest Hits: Charles “Lucky” Luciano.

(M) 10.40 Breakout Kings. (M, R) 11.40 Better Off Ted. (PG) 12.10 Fear Factor. (PG) 1.10 Cops: Adults Only. (M, R) 1.40 Cops: Adults Only. 2.10 M*A*S*H. (PG, R) 2.40 Omnisport. 3.00 Motor Racing. NASCAR Nationwide Series. Race 17. FW Webb 200. Highlights. 4.00 Motor Racing. NASCAR Sprint Cup. Race 18. Coke Zero 400.

Highlights. 5.00 Motor Racing. British Touring Car Championship. Round 9. Replay.

6.00 French News. 6.40 Indonesian News. 7.05 Russian News. 7.35 Polish News. 8.05 Dutch News.

8.30 Macedonian News. 9.05 Croatian News. 9.40 Serbian News. 10.10 Korean News. 10.45 Japanese News. 11.20 Hong Kong News. 11.40 Chinese News.

12.10 Portuguese News. 12.40 Italian News. 1.10 German News. 1.40 Spanish News. 2.30 Filipino News.

3.05 Greek News. 4.00 Polish News. 4.25 Turkish News. 4.55 Arabic News. 5.30 Hindi News.

6.00 Globe Trekker.

6.30 Foodie Planet. (France) 7.30 Lost Worlds: Robinson Crusoe’s Treasure Island. (R) (Germany) 8.30 As It Happened: The Real M*A*S*H. (M, R, CC) (Canada) 9.30 MOVIE: Ponyo. (G, 08, R, CC) (Japan) 11.25 MOVIE: Il Divo. (AV15+, 08, R) . (Italy) 1.30 WeatherWatch Overnight.

5.00 WeatherWatch And Music.

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6.00 Toasted TV. 8.25 Toasted Junior. 9.00 Dr Quinn, Medicine Woman. (PG, R) 10.00 7th Heaven. (PG, R) 11.00 The Love Boat. (PG, R) 12.00 Charmed. (PG, R, CC) 1.00 JAG. (PG, R) 2.00 MacGyver. (PG, R) 3.00 Infomercials. (PG, R) 3.30 Cheers. (PG, R) 4.00 Becker.

(PG, R, CC) 4.30 Family Ties. (PG, R) 5.00 Happy Days.

(PG, R) 5.30 The Brady Bunch. (R) 6.00 The Office. (PG, R) 6.30 Frasier. (PG, R) 7.00 Everybody Loves Raymond. (PG, R, CC) 8.00 Excused. (PG) 8.30 Excused. (PG) 9.00 Snog, Marry, Avoid? (PG, R) 9.40 Geordie Shore. (Final) 10.40 Skins. (UK) 11.40 The Late Late Show With Craig Ferguson. (PG) 12.30 Entertainment Tonight. (PG, CC) 1.00 The Insider. (PG, CC) 1.30 Happy Days. (PG, R) 2.00 The Love Boat. (PG, R) 3.00 Charmed. (PG, R, CC) 4.00 Dr Quinn, Medicine Woman. (PG, R) 5.00 7th Heaven. (PG, R)

6.00 ABC News Breakfast. (CC) 10.00 ABC News Mornings. (CC) 12.00 News. (CC) 12.30 Capital Hill. (R, CC) 1.00 News. (CC) 2.30 Australia Network News.

(CC) 3.00 Afternoon Live. 5.45 The Quarters. (R) 6.00 The Drum. (CC) 6.45 The Quarters.

7.00 News. (CC) 7.30 7.30. (CC) 8.00 News. (CC) 8.30 Australian Story. (R, CC) 9.00 The World. (CC) 10.00 The Drum. (R, CC) 10.45 The Quarters. (R) 11.00 News. 11.30 Australia Network News. (R) 12.00 News. 12.25 7.30. (R, CC) 1.00 BBC Impact. 1.30 Australia Network News. 2.00 Al Jazeera Newshour.

3.00 BBC World News: The Hub. 4.30 Big Ideas. (R) 5.00 Al Jazeera Newshour.

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6.00 ABC News Breakfast. (CC) 25031432 10.00 Missing: Presumed Dead. (PG, R, CC) 77600 11.00 Big Ideas. (PG, R, CC) 24548 12.00 Midday Report. (CC) 8567 12.30 National Press Club Address. (R, CC) 29093 1.30 Can We Help?

(R, CC) 7242 2.00 The Forsyte Saga. (Final, PG, R, CC) 35600 3.00 Children’s Programs. 35223 5.00 Eggheads. (CC) 3451 5.30 Poh’s Kitchen.

(R, CC) 3838

6.00 Jimmy’s Christmas Food Factory. (R, CC) 4567 6.30 Choccywoccydoodah. (R, CC) 12258 6.55 Audrey’s Kitchen. (R, CC) 5160513 7.00 News. (CC) 548 7.30 7.30. (CC) 819 8.00 QI Christmas Special. (R, CC) 432 8.30 MOVIE: Bran Nue Dae. (PG, 09, R, CC) 1303567

9.55 Absolutely Fabulous. (PG, R, CC) 955155 10.25 News: Late Edition. (CC) 6280451 10.35 Spooks. (M, R, CC) 1640180 11.35 Blue Murder. (M, R, CC) 6309105 12.20 Durham County.

(M, R, CC) 5535223 1.10 Rage. (M, R) 7635038 2.00 Soccer. W-League. Round 9. Canberra v Melbourne. Replay. 9599339 4.00 MOVIE: Treasure Hunt. (b/w, G, 52, R, CC) 9192865 5.15 Big Ideas.

(PG, R) 9384643 5.30 Eggheads. (R, CC) 3836339

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6.00 Sunrise. (CC) 82741109 9.00 The Morning Show. (PG, CC) 5418612 11.30 News. (CC) 2513 12.00 MOVIE: Volcano: Fire On The Mountain. (PG, 97, R, CC) 533277 2.00 Today Tonight. (R, CC) 7513 2.30 Dr Oz. (PG, R, CC) 94819 3.30 Toybox. (P, CC) 9548 4.00 It’s Academic. (C, CC) 8267 4.30 News At 4.30. (CC) 1364 5.00 The Price Is Right. (R, CC) 2093 5.30 Deal Or No Deal. (R, CC) 5180 6.00 PRIME7 News. (CC) 3109 6.30 News. (CC) 8600 7.00 Better Homes And Gardens Summer.

(CC) 3513 7.30 Dynamo: Magician Impossible. (PG, R, CC) 2819 8.30 Grimm. (M, CC) 27155 9.30 Grimm. (M, CC) Nick and Hank investigate the death of a woman’s abusive boyfriend who was killed in a confrontation. 29567 10.30 The Cult. (M) 10819 11.30 Olivia Lee: Dirty, Sexy, Funny.

(MA15+) 2616 12.00 Sons And Daughters. (R, CC) 5469 12.30 Home Shopping. 84147204 5.30 Early News. (CC) 9869010

(ch8) 6.00 Today. (CC) 40831155 9.00 Mornings: Summer Series. (PG, CC) 824451 10.00 Who Do You Think You Are? Sarah Jessica Parker. (PG, R, CC) 835567 11.00 News. (CC) 191155 12.00 Ellen. (PG, CC) 195971 1.00 The View. (PG, CC) 284819 2.00 Days Of Our Lives. (PG, CC) 288635 3.00 Alive And Cooking. (CC) 399600 3.30 Yamba’s Playtime. (P, R, CC) 472987 4.00 Pyramid. (C, R, CC) 473616 4.30 News. (CC) 556068 5.30 Hot Seat. (CC) 838529 6.00 6.30 7.00 7.30 8.00 8.30 10.30 11.30

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6.00 Home Shopping. 6.30 Total Girl. (R, CC) 8.30 Bite Sized. (R) 9.00 Ross On The Range. (R) 9.30 Entertaining With James. (R) 10.00 An Umbrian Kitchen. (R) 10.30 New Idea Test Kitchen. (R) 11.00 Two’s Company. (PG, R) 11.30 Doctor At Large. (b/w, PG, R) 12.00 MOVIE: Agatha Christie’s Man In The Brown Suit. (PG, 89, R, CC) 2.00 MOVIE: Cruisin’ Down The River. (G, 53, R) 4.00 4 Burners And A Grill.

(R) 4.30 Designing Women. (PG, R) 5.00 Rising Damp.

(PG) 5.30 Mind Your Language. (PG, R) 6.00 Steve Irwin: The Crocodile Hunter Diaries. (PG, R) 6.30 Dealers Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is. (PG) 7.45 Heartbeat. (PG, R, CC) 8.45 Beatles Biggest Secrets. (M) 10.30 Hale And Pace. (M, R) 11.00 The Bill. (M, CC) 12.00 Dealers Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is. (PG, R) 1.30 Steve Irwin: The Crocodile Hunter Diaries. (PG, R) 2.00 Home Shopping. 3.30 The Real Seachange. (PG, R, CC) 4.00 The World Around Us. (R) 5.00 Home Shopping.

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The Big Bang Theory. (PG, R, CC) 494074 To Be Advised. 445093 To Be Advised. 299616 I Hate My Teenage Daughter. (PG) 841093

12.00 WIN News Late Edition. (CC) 203681 12.30 1.00 2.00 2.30 3.30 5.00 5.30

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6.00 Children’s Programs. 2.50 Rob The Robot. (R, CC) 3.05 Maya The Bee. (CC) 3.15 dirtgirlworld. (R, CC) 3.30 Arthur. (CC) 3.55 Shaun The Sheep. 4.05 Octonauts. (R, CC) 4.15 Bananas In Pyjamas. (R, CC) 4.30 Play School. (R, CC) 5.00 Peppa Pig. (CC) 5.05 Peppa Pig. (R, CC) 5.25 Gaspard And Lisa. (R, CC) 5.35 Thomas And Friends. (R, CC) 5.50 Kioka. (R, CC) 6.00 The Pajanimals. (Final, R, CC) 6.15 The Adventures Of Abney & Teal. (CC) 6.30 In The Night Garden. (R, CC) 7.00 Spicks And Specks. (PG, R, CC) 7.30 Face Facts: The Truth About Botox. (PG, R, CC) 8.30 Louis Theroux: African Hunting Holiday. (M, R, CC) 9.30 Louie. (M, CC) 9.50 The 27 Inch Man. (PG, R, CC) 10.40 Louis Theroux: A Place For Pedophiles. (M, R, CC) 11.40 OMG! Sextuplets! (R, CC) 12.25 The Urban Chef. (PG, R, CC) 12.55 The Fabulous Beekman Boys.

(R, CC) 1.20 How Do They Do It? (R, CC) 1.45 News Update. (R) 1.50 Close.

News. (CC) 839258 WIN News. (CC) 847277 A Current Affair. (CC) 498890 The Big Bang Theory. (PG, R, CC)

Eclipse. (PG, R) 5108469 What Would You Do? (M) 5984407 Extra. (CC) 5103914 Danoz Direct. (R) 6848469 GMA. (CC) 6968020 News. (CC) 6591339 Today. (CC) 6561198

(ch88) 6.30 Thundercats. (PG, R) 7.00 The Secret Saturdays.

(PG, R) 7.30 The Secret Saturdays. (PG, R) 8.00 Monsuno. (PG, R) 8.30 The Marvelous Misadventures Of Flapjack. (R) 9.00 Taz-Mania. (R) 9.30 Chowder. (R) 10.00 Spin City. (PG, R, CC) 10.30 Brainiacs. (PG, R) 11.30 Bachelor Pad. (PG, R) 1.00 The Middle. (PG, R, CC) 1.30 Extra. (R, CC) 2.00 TMZ. 2.30 Power Rangers Samurai. (PG, R) 3.00 Thundercats. (PG, R) 3.30 The Secret Saturdays. (PG, R) 4.00 The Secret Saturdays.

(PG, R) 4.30 Monsuno. (PG, R) 5.00 Seinfeld. (PG, R) 5.30 Community. (PG, R) 6.00 Teen Mom. (PG, R) 7.00 The Middle. (PG, R, CC) 7.30 Two And A Half Men. (PG, R, CC) 8.00 Two And A Half Men. (PG, R, CC) 8.30 The Big Bang Theory. (PG, R, CC) 9.00 The Inbetweeners. (MA15+, R) 9.30 MOVIE: Get Shorty.

(MA15+, 95, R) 11.40 Two And A Half Men. (M, R, CC) 12.00 Conan. (M) 1.00 Seinfeld. (PG, R) 1.30 TMZ. (R) 2.00 Home Shopping. 2.30 Home Shopping. (R) 4.00 Conan. (M, R) 4.50 Extra. (R, CC) 5.10 Taz-Mania. (R) 5.30 Chowder. (R)

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6.00 Children’s Programs. 2.20 Almost Naked Animals.

(R, CC) 2.35 I.N.K. Invisible Network Of Kids. (R, CC) 3.00 The Twisted Whiskers Show. (R, CC) 3.10 League Of Super Evil. (R, CC) 3.35 Dance Academy. (R, CC) 4.00 Shaun The Sheep. (R, CC) 4.10 Casper’s Scare School. (CC) 4.25 YooHoo & Friends. (R, CC) 4.35 Fleabag Monkeyface. (R, CC) 4.50 Kaeloo. (R, CC) 4.55 Rated A For Awesome. (R, CC) 5.10 Life With Boys. (R, CC) 5.35 Dani’s House. (CC) 6.05 The Avengers. (R, CC) 6.30 Horrible Histories. (R, CC) 7.00 Mal.com. (R, CC) 7.10 Big Babies. (R, CC) 7.30 Total Drama World Tour. (R, CC) 7.50 Almost Naked Animals. (R, CC) 8.05 Jeopardy. (R, CC) 8.30 The 99. (R, CC) 8.55 The 3 Factor. (R, CC) 9.00 Close.

6.00 Home Shopping. 6.30 K-Zone. 9.00 NBC Today.

(R, CC) 11.00 Mickey Spillane’s Mike Hammer. (PG, R) 12.00 T.J. Hooker. (PG, R) 1.00 New Dragnet. (PG, R) 1.30 Dream Car Garage. 2.00 Motor Mate. (R) 3.00 Motor Mate. (R) 4.00 Fifth Gear. (PG, R) 4.30 Dream Car Garage. (PG) 5.00 Dream Car Garage. 5.30 Pimp My Ride. (PG, R, CC) 6.00 Pimp My Ride. (PG, R, CC) 6.30 My Name Is Earl. (PG, R, CC) 7.00 How I Met Your Mother. (PG, R, CC) 7.30 Cities Of The Underworld: Hitler’s Underground Lair - Berlin. (PG) 8.30 Hardcore Pawn. (M) 9.00 Bid America! (PG) 9.30 American Pickers. (PG, R) 10.30 Trouble In Paradise: Fatal Mission/Scott White – Kuwait. (M) 12.30 Parks And Recreation. (PG, R) 1.00 T.J. Hooker. (PG, R) 2.00 Home Shopping. 3.30 The Real Seachange. (PG, R, CC) 4.00 Mickey Spillane’s Mike Hammer. (PG, R) 5.00 Fifth Gear. (PG, R) 5.30 Home Shopping.

(ch80) 6.00 Friends. (PG, R, CC) 6.30 The Zoo. (R) 7.00 TV Shop: Home Shopping. 8.00 Green Acres. (R) 8.30 Bewitched. (R) 9.00 TV Shop: Home Shopping. 10.30 Alive And Cooking. (R) 11.00 Friends. (PG, R, CC) 11.30 Friends. (PG, R, CC) 12.00 MOVIE: His Majesty O’Keefe. (G, 54, R) 2.00 Green Acres. (R) 2.30 Bewitched. (R) 3.00 How Clean Is Your House? (PG, R) 3.30 How Clean Is Your House? (PG, R) 4.00 Baby Planet. (PG, R) 5.00 Ellen. (PG, R, CC) 6.00 Friends.

(PG, R, CC) 6.30 Friends. (PG, R, CC) 7.00 The Zoo. (R) 7.30 Customs. (PG, R, CC) 8.00 Customs. (PG, R, CC) 8.30 RPA. (PG, R, CC) 9.30 Cold Case. (M, R, CC) 10.30 Cold Case. (M, R, CC) 11.30 Flashpoint. (M, R, CC) 12.30 Friends. (PG, R, CC) 1.00 How Clean Is Your House? (PG, R) 1.30 How Clean Is Your House? (PG, R) 2.00 TV Shop: Home Shopping. 4.00 Nopalea. 4.30 Enjoying Everyday Life With Joyce Meyer. (PG) 5.00 Dangerman. (PG, R)

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6.00 Early Programs. 572971 8.00 The Insider.

(PG, CC) 573600 8.30 Bold And The Beautiful. (R, CC) 389249 9.00 Judge Judy. (PG, CC) 939708 9.30 Gourmet. (R, CC) 789285 10.00 Good Chef.

(R, CC) 339744 10.30 Yes Chef. (R, CC) 936155 11.00 Living Room. (PG, R, CC) 199797 12.00 Dr Phil. (PG, CC) 193513 1.00 The Doctors. (PG, CC) 275161 2.00 Ready Cook. (PG, R, CC) 286277 3.00 Judge Judy. (PG, CC) 397242 3.30 Huey. (CC) 470529 4.00 Totally Wild. 471258 4.30 Bold And The Beautiful. (CC) 752155 5.00 News. 635529 6.00 6.30 7.30 8.30

The Simpsons. (R, CC) 757600 The Project. (CC) 630074 The Wedding Band. (PG, CC) 662548 MOVIE: The Accidental Husband. (08, CC) After a radio talk show host advises one of her listeners to break up with her boyfriend, the jilted ex sets out to get his revenge. Uma Thurman, Colin Firth, Jeffrey Dean Morgan. 443635 10.30 Go Girls. (Final, M) 297258 11.30 The Project. (R, CC) 113242 12.30 Infomercials. (PG, R) 59588846 3.30 Letterman. (PG) 6840827 4.30 Enjoying Everyday Life With Joyce Meyer. (PG, R) 6581952 5.00 Life Today With James Robison. (PG) 6582681

5.30 CBS This Morning. (PG, CC) 6552440

6.00 WorldWatch. 8015797 12.30 Turkish News.

5436987 1.00 America Before Columbus. (PG, R, CC) (Germany) 3416093 2.00 A Taste Of Iran: Esfahan. (R, CC) (UK) 6435635 2.50 Luke Nguyen’s Greater Mekong Bitesize. (CC) 19532161 3.00 France 24 International News.

(CC) 5440180 3.30 Al Jazeera News. (CC) 5450567 4.00 The Journal. (CC) 5355068 4.30 PBS NewsHour. (CC) 2861819 5.30 Global Village: Visions Of Wales Pt 1. (R, CC) (US) 4468074

6.00 Food Safari. (PG, R, CC) 4469703 6.30 World News Australia. (CC) 2778155 7.30 Monster Bug Wars: When Tribes Go To War. (CC) 8884277 8.30 Toughest Place To Be A: Bus Driver.

(PG, R, CC) Part 2 of 3. London bus driver Josh West heads to Manila.

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9.30 Under Fire: Journalists In Combat.

(M, CC) 1841744 10.35 World News Australia. (CC) 97582600 11.10 MOVIE: The Refuge. (MA15+, 09) (France) 92046616 12.45 Iron Chef. (R, CC) (Japan) 61409865 2.25 WeatherWatch Overnight. 15735339 5.00 WeatherWatch And Music. 68027778 5.05 Korean News. 88472001 5.40 Japanese News. 56576681

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6.00 Motor Racing. NASCAR Nationwide Series. Race 18. STP 300. Highlights. 7.00 Motor Racing. NASCAR Sprint Cup. Race 19. Lenox Industrial Tools 301.

Highlights. 8.00 Gridiron. NFL. 10.30 NFL Total Access.

(PG, R) 11.30 Swimming. FINA World Championships.

Day 1. Highlights. 12.30 Swimming. FINA World Championships. Day 2. Highlights. 1.30 Omnisport. (R) 2.00 Dangerous Drives. (PG, R) 3.00 American Digger.

(PG, R) 3.30 Get Smart. (PG, R) 4.00 Cops. 4.30 Deconstruction. (PG) 5.00 iFish. (R) 6.00 M*A*S*H. (PG, R) 6.30 Get Smart. (PG, R) 7.00 Cops. (PG, R) 7.30 Black Gold. (PG, R) 8.30 Burn Notice. (M, R, CC) 9.30 Burn Notice. (M, R, CC) 10.30 Sons Of Anarchy.

(AV15+, R) 11.30 Prison Break. (M, R) 12.30 M*A*S*H. (PG, R) 1.00 Deconstruction. (PG, R) 1.30 iFish. (R) 2.30 Omnisport. 3.00 Motor Racing. NASCAR Nationwide Series. Race 19. Indy 250. Highlights. 4.00 Motor Racing. NASCAR Sprint Cup. Race 20. Crown Royal 400. Highlights. 5.00 Motor Racing. British Touring Car Championship. Round 10. Highlights.

6.00 French News. 6.40 Indonesian News. 7.05 Russian News. 7.35 Polish News. 8.05 Dutch News.

8.30 Macedonian News. 9.05 Croatian News. 9.40 Serbian News. 10.10 Korean News. 10.45 Japanese News. 11.20 Hong Kong News. 11.40 Chinese News.

12.10 Portuguese News. 12.40 Italian News. 1.10 German News. 1.40 Spanish News. 2.30 Filipino News.

3.05 Greek News. 4.00 Polish News. 4.25 Turkish News. 4.55 Arabic News. 5.30 Hindi News.

6.00 Globe Trekker.

6.30 Foodie Planet. (France) 7.30 Into The Mind: Broken Brains. (PG, R, CC) (UK) 8.35 24 Hours In Emergency. (M, R, CC) (UK) 9.30 MOVIE: The White Ribbon. (09) (Germany) 12.00 MOVIE: The Secret Of The Grain. (M, 07, R) A 60-year-old shipyard worker decides to fulfil his dream of opening a restaurant. Habib Boufares, Hafsia Herzi, Leila D’Issernio. (France) 2.45 WeatherWatch Overnight.

5.00 WeatherWatch And Music.

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6.00 Toasted TV. 8.25 Toasted Junior. 9.00 Dr Quinn, Medicine Woman. (PG, R) 10.00 7th Heaven. (PG, R) 11.00 The Love Boat. (PG, R) 12.00 Charmed. (PG, R, CC) 1.00 JAG. (PG, R) 2.00 MacGyver. (PG, R) 3.00 Infomercials. (PG, R) 3.30 Cheers. (PG, R) 4.00 Becker.

(PG, R, CC) 4.30 Family Ties. (PG, R) 5.00 Happy Days.

(PG, R) 5.30 The Brady Bunch. (R) 6.00 The Office.

(PG, R) 6.30 Frasier. (PG, R) 7.00 Everybody Loves Raymond. (R, CC) 7.30 The Simpsons. 8.00 Futurama.

(PG, R, CC) 8.30 The Simpsons. 9.00 Futurama. (PG, R, CC) 9.30 The Cleveland Show. (M, R) 10.00 Bob’s Burgers. (M, R) 10.30 King Of The Hill. (PG, R) 11.00 King Of The Hill. (PG, R) 11.30 The Late Late Show With Craig Ferguson. (PG) 12.30 Entertainment Tonight.

(PG, CC) 1.00 The Insider. (PG, CC) 1.30 Happy Days.

(PG, R) 2.00 The Love Boat. (PG, R) 3.00 Charmed.

(PG, R, CC) 4.00 Dr Quinn, Medicine Woman. (PG, R) 5.00 7th Heaven. (PG, R)

6.00 ABC News Breakfast. (CC) 10.00 ABC News Mornings. (CC) 12.00 News. (CC) 12.30 Inside Edge.

(R, CC) 1.30 News. (CC) 2.30 Australia Network News.

3.00 Afternoon Live. 5.45 The Quarters. (R) 6.00 The Drum. (CC) 6.45 The Quarters. (R) 7.00 News. (CC) 7.30 7.30. (CC) 8.00 News. (CC) 8.30 Foreign Correspondent. (R, CC) 9.00 The World. (CC) 10.00 The Drum. (R, CC) 10.45 The Quarters. (R) 11.00 News. 11.30 Australia Network News. 12.00 News. 12.25 7.30. (R, CC) 1.00 BBC Impact. 1.30 Australia Network News. (R) 2.00 Al Jazeera Newshour.

3.00 BBC World News: The Hub. 4.30 Big Ideas. (R) 5.00 Al Jazeera News. (CC)

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6.00 ABC News Breakfast. (CC) 25935204 10.00 Robert Schumann: A Romantic Genius. (R, CC) 67440 11.00 Cleopatra: Portrait Of A Killer. (PG, R, CC) 36556 12.00 Midday Report. (CC) 2049 12.30 The World’s Worst Disasters. (PG, R, CC) 31001 1.30 Whatever! The Science Of Teens.

(PG, R, CC) 3372 2.00 Waterloo Road. (PG, R, CC) 8119169 2.50 Minuscule. (R) 7398556 3.00 Children’s Programs. 6297 5.00 Eggheads. (R, CC) 2001 5.30 Poh’s Kitchen. (R, CC) 2488 6.00 Rick Stein’s Cornish Christmas. (R, CC) 10594 7.00 News. (CC) 469 7.30 7.30. (CC) 440 8.00 Kitchen Cabinet. (R, CC) 681 8.30 MOVIE: Jack Irish: Black Tide. (M, 12, R, CC) 205778 10.10 Angry Boys. (M, R, CC) 638117 10.35 News: Late Edition. (CC) 3848223 10.50 Monty Python: Almost The Truth – The Lawyer’s Cut. (M, R, CC) 9187681 11.45 12.40 1.35 2.30

Twins. (PG, R, CC) 404372 The Clinic. (PG, R, CC) 4185650 Live From Abbey Road. (M, R, CC) 9691082 Football. NTFL. Round 11. Palmerston v Waratah. Replay. From TIO Stadium, Darwin. 64404792 5.30 Eggheads. (R, CC) 3896711

6.00 Sunrise. (CC) 82638681 9.00 The Morning Show. (PG, CC) 9561484 11.30 News. (CC) 6092 12.00 MOVIE: A Ring Of Endless Light. (G, 02, R, CC) 998952 2.00 Today Tonight. (R, CC) 9943 2.30 Dr Oz. (PG, R, CC) 20407 3.30 Toybox. (P, CC) 9440 4.00 It’s Academic. (C, CC) 7469 4.30 News At 4.30. (CC) 7204 5.00 The Price Is Right. (R, CC) 8933 5.30 Deal Or No Deal. (R, CC) 1020 6.00 PRIME7 News. (CC) 9049 6.30 News. (CC) 7440 7.00 Better Homes And Gardens Summer.

(CC) 1001 7.30 Once Upon A Time. (PG, CC) The race to secure the compass continues. 5285 8.30 MOVIE: The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause. (G, 06, R, CC) Tim Allen, Abigail Breslin, Elizabeth Mitchell, Eric Lloyd. 60198 10.30 2012 Miss Universe. (PG, CC) 73662 12.30 Home Shopping. 84114976 5.30 Early News. (CC) 3164222

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6.00 Children’s Programs. 3.15 dirtgirlworld. (R, CC) 3.30 Arthur. (R, CC) 3.55 Shaun The Sheep. 4.05 Octonauts. (R, CC) 4.15 Bananas In Pyjamas. (R, CC) 4.30 Play School. (R, CC) 5.00 Peppa Pig. (CC) 5.05 Peppa Pig. (R, CC) 5.25 Gaspard And Lisa. (R, CC) 5.35 Thomas And Friends. (R, CC) 5.50 Kioka. (R, CC) 6.00 Humf. (R, CC) 6.15 The Adventures Of Abney & Teal. (CC) 6.30 In The Night Garden. (R, CC) 7.00 Spicks And Specks. (PG, R, CC) 7.30 World’s Toughest Driving Tests. (Final, R, CC) 8.30 Louis And Michael.

(M, CC) 9.30 Louie. (M, CC) 9.50 Alan Carr: Chatty Man. (CC) 10.40 Louis Theroux: African Hunting Holiday. (M, R, CC) 11.40 The Young Ones. (M, R, CC) 12.15 Gavin & Stacey. (M, R, CC) 12.40 Party Down.

(M, R, CC) 1.10 Lewis Black’s “Root Of All Evil”. (M, R, CC) 1.35 Dolce Vito: Dream Restaurant. (R, CC) 2.00 News Update. (R) 2.05 Close.

6.00 Home Shopping. 6.30 Total Girl. (R, CC) 8.30 Bite Sized. (R) 9.00 Ross On The Range. (R) 9.30 Entertaining With James. (R) 10.00 An Umbrian Kitchen. (R) 10.30 New Idea Test Kitchen. (R) 11.00 Two’s Company. (PG, R) 11.30 Doctor At Large. (b/w, PG, R) 12.00 MOVIE: The Iron Glove. (PG, 54, R) 2.00 MOVIE: Flight Of The Reindeer. (G, 00, R) 4.00 4 Burners And A Grill. (R) 4.30 Designing Women. (PG, R) 5.00 Who’s The Boss? (PG, R, CC) 5.30 Mind Your Language. (PG, R) 6.00 Steve Irwin: The Crocodile Hunter Diaries. (PG, R) 6.30 Dealers Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is. (PG) 7.45 Heartbeat. (PG, R, CC) 8.45 Inspector Morse. (Final, M, R, CC) 11.00 The Bill.

(M, CC) 12.00 Dealers Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is. (PG, R) 1.15 Steve Irwin: The Crocodile Hunter Diaries. (PG, R) 1.45 Australian Open Tennis Classic. 1988 Australian Open. Semi-final. Ivan Lendl v Pat Cash. Replay. 5.30 Home Shopping.

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6.00 Children’s Programs. 2.20 Almost Naked Animals.

(R, CC) 2.35 I.N.K. Invisible Network Of Kids. (R, CC) 3.00 Pixel Pinkie. (R, CC) 3.10 Oggy And The Cockroaches. (R, CC) 3.20 Almost Naked Animals. (R, CC) 3.35 Dance Academy. (R, CC) 4.00 Shaun The Sheep. (R, CC) 4.10 Casper’s Scare School. (CC) 4.25 YooHoo & Friends. (R, CC) 4.35 Fleabag Monkeyface.

(R, CC) 4.50 Kaeloo. (R, CC) 4.55 Rated A For Awesome. (R, CC) 5.10 Life With Boys. (R, CC) 5.35 Dani’s House. (CC) 6.05 The Avengers. (R, CC) 6.30 Horrible Histories. (R, CC) 7.00 Deadly 60. (R, CC) 7.30 Total Drama World Tour. (R, CC) 7.50 Almost Naked Animals. (R, CC) 8.05 Jeopardy. (R, CC) 8.30 The Killian Curse. (PG, R, CC) 8.55 The 3 Factor. (R, CC) 9.00 Close.

6.00 Home Shopping. 6.30 K-Zone. 9.00 NBC Today.

(R, CC) 11.00 Mickey Spillane’s Mike Hammer. (PG, R) 12.00 T.J. Hooker. (PG, R) 1.00 New Dragnet. (PG, R) 1.30 Dream Car Garage. 2.00 Motor Mate. (R) 3.00 Motor Mate. 4.00 Panic Mechanics. (PG, R) 4.30 Dream Car Garage. (PG) 5.00 Dream Car Garage. (PG) 5.30 Pimp My Ride. (PG, R, CC) 6.00 Pimp My Ride.

(PG, R, CC) 6.30 My Name Is Earl. (PG, R, CC) 7.00 How I Met Your Mother. (PG, R, CC) 7.30 Turtleman.

(PG, R) 8.00 Gator Boys. (PG) 9.00 Swamp People.

(PG, R) 10.00 Operation Repo. (M, R) 10.30 Lizard Lick Towing. (M) 11.30 Bear Swamp Recovery. (M, R) 12.00 30 Rock. (PG, R, CC) 12.30 Parks And Recreation. (PG, R) 1.00 T.J. Hooker. (PG, R) 2.00 Mickey Spillane’s Mike Hammer. (PG, R) 3.00 Motor Mate. (R) 4.00 Motor Mate. 5.00 Panic Mechanics. (PG, R) 5.30 Home Shopping.

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6.00 Today. (CC) 40808827 9.00 Mornings: Summer Series. (PG, CC) 289136 10.00 Who Do You Think You Are? Brooke Shields. (PG, R, CC) 283952 11.00 News. (CC) 629730 12.00 Ellen.

(PG, CC) 630846 1.00 The View. (PG, CC) 649594 2.00 Days Of Our Lives. (PG, CC) 643310 3.00 Alive And Cooking. (CC) 827285 3.30 Yamba’s Playtime. (P, R, CC) 820372 4.00 Pyramid. (C, R, CC) 821001 4.30 News. (CC) 405551 5.30 Hot Seat. (CC) 293204

6.00 Early Programs. 659925 8.30 The Bold And The Beautiful. (R, CC) 484594 9.00 Judge Judy.

(PG, CC) 485223 9.30 Everyday Gourmet. (R, CC) 488310 10.00 Good Chef. (R, CC) 496339 10.30 Yes Chef. (R, CC) 464730 11.00 The Living Room.

(PG, R, CC) 627372 12.00 Dr Phil. (PG, CC) 638488 1.00 The Doctors. (PG, CC) 647136 2.00 Ready Cook. (PG, R, CC) 641952 3.00 Judge Judy. (PG, CC) 825827 3.30 Huey’s Kitchen. (CC) 828914 4.00 Scope. (C, CC) 829643 4.30 Bold And The Beautiful. (CC) 280730 5.00 News. (CC) 655894

6.00 6.30 7.00 7.30 8.30 9.30 10.30

6.00 The Simpsons. (R, CC) 292575 6.30 The Project. (CC) 100989 7.30 Jamie’s Christmas With Bells On. (CC) 354533 8.30 Law & Order: SVU. (M, R, CC) 649469 9.30 White Collar. (M, CC) Neal goes undercover in his ongoing quest to catch his old foe Matthew Keller, who returned to New York to smuggle Egyptian artefacts. 661681 10.30 The Almighty Johnsons. (Series return, M) 652933

News. (CC) 294933 WIN News. (CC) 202952 A Current Affair. (CC) 844827 Getaway Summer. (PG, CC) 554551 Person Of Interest. (M, R, CC) 641827 CSI: NY. (M, CC) 670339 True CSI: Cold Blood: Cherry Hill Murder. (AV15+, R) 654391 11.30 Weeds. (MA15+, R) 273440 12.00 WIN News Late Edition. (CC) 739808 12.30 20/20. (CC) 5941792 1.30 2.30 3.00 3.30 5.00 5.30

The Baron. (PG, R) 5952808 Extra. (CC) 5188605 Danoz Direct. (R) 5189334 GMA. (CC) 6935792 News. (CC) 6551711 Today. (CC) 6521570

(ch88) 6.00 Animaniacs. (R) 6.30 Thundercats. (PG, R) 7.00 The Secret Saturdays. (PG, R) 7.30 The Secret Saturdays. (PG, R) 8.00 Monsuno. (PG, R) 8.30 The Marvelous Misadventures Of Flapjack. (R) 9.00 TazMania. (R) 9.30 Chowder. (R) 10.00 Spin City. (PG, R, CC) 10.30 Bachelor Pad. (Final, PG, R) 1.00 The Middle. (PG, R, CC) 1.30 Extra. (R, CC) 2.00 TMZ. 2.30 Power Rangers Samurai. (PG, R) 3.00 Thundercats.

(PG, R) 3.30 The Secret Saturdays. (PG, R) 4.00 The Secret Saturdays. (PG, R) 4.30 Monsuno. (PG, R) 5.00 Seinfeld. (PG, R) 5.30 Community. (PG, R) 6.00 Teen Mom. (PG, R) 7.00 The Middle. (PG, R, CC) 7.30 The Big Bang Theory. (PG, R, CC) 8.00 The Big Bang Theory. (PG, R, CC) 8.30 Sun, Sex And Suspicious Parents. (M, R) 9.30 MOVIE: Striptease. (MA15+, 96, R) 12.00 Eclipse. (PG, R) 12.30 Conan. (M) 1.30 TMZ. (R) 2.00 Home Shopping. 2.30 Home Shopping.

(R) 4.00 Conan. (M, R) 4.50 Extra. (R, CC) 5.10 TazMania. (R) 5.30 Chowder. (R)

(ch80) 6.00 Friends. (PG, R, CC) 6.30 The Zoo. (R) 7.00 TV Shop: Home Shopping. 8.00 Green Acres. (R) 8.30 Bewitched. (R) 9.00 TV Shop: Home Shopping. 10.30 Alive And Cooking. (R) 11.00 Friends. (PG, R, CC) 11.30 Friends. (PG, R, CC) 12.00 MOVIE: On The Buses. (PG, 71, R) 1.50 GEM Presents. 2.00 Green Acres. (R) 2.30 Bewitched. (R) 3.00 Surfing The Menu.

(PG, R) 3.30 Surfing The Menu. (PG, R) 4.00 Customs.

(PG, R, CC) 4.30 Customs. (PG, R, CC) 5.00 Ellen. (PG, R, CC) 6.00 Friends. (PG, R, CC) 6.30 Friends. (PG, R, CC) 7.00 The Zoo. (R) 7.30 Extreme Makeover: Weight Loss Edition. (PG) 8.30 Super Nanny. (PG, R) 9.30 Jailhouse Girls. (M, R) 10.30 The Big C. (M) 11.00 The Big C. (MA15+) 11.30 Friends. (PG, R, CC) 12.00 First Love, Second Chance. (PG) 1.00 Surfing The Menu.

(PG, R) 1.30 Surfing The Menu. (PG, R) 2.00 TV Shop: Home Shopping. 4.00 Nopalea. 4.30 Enjoying Everyday Life With Joyce Meyer. (PG) 5.00 Gideon’s Way. (PG, R)

11.30 12.30 3.30 4.30

The Project. (R, CC) 658117 Infomercials. (PG, R) 59555518 Letterman. (PG) 6817599 Enjoying Everyday Life With Joyce Meyer. (PG) 6558624 5.00 James Robison. (PG) 6559353 5.30 CBS This Morning. (PG, CC) 6529112

(ch3) 6.00 WorldWatch. 8004681 11.30 Arabic News.

8074440 12.00 Russian News. 8082469 12.30 Turkish News. 5330759 1.00 Food Lovers’ Guide To Australia. (R, CC) 5331488 1.30 My Biggest Fan. (R, CC) 3311594 2.30 Parent Rescue: Who’s The Boss. (R, CC) 5343223 3.00 France 24 International News. (CC) 5344952 3.30 Al Jazeera News. (CC) 5354339 4.00 The Journal.

(CC) 5315440 4.30 PBS NewsHour. (CC) 2758391 5.30 Global Village: Visions Of Wales Pt 2. (R, CC) (US) 4362846 6.00 6.30 7.30 8.00 8.30 9.35 10.30 11.00

11.55 MOVIE: Slaughter Night. (AV15+, 06, R) (Belgium, Netherlands) 74251681 1.40 WeatherWatch Overnight. 58284179 5.00 WeatherWatch And Music. 68087150 5.05 Korean News. 88449773 5.40 Japanese News. 56543353

(ch50) 6.00 Motor Racing. NASCAR Nationwide Series. Race 5.

Royal Purple 300. Highlights. 7.00 NASCAR Sprint Cup. Race 21. Pennsylvania 400. Highlights. 8.00 NBL. Round 11. Wollongong v Perth. Replay. 10.00 World Of Free Sports. (PG, R) 10.30 NFL: America’s Game. (PG, R) 11.30 Swimming. FINA World Championships. Day 3. Highlights.

12.30 Swimming. FINA World Championships. Day 4.

Highlights. 1.30 Omnisport. (R) 2.00 Black Gold. (PG, R) 3.00 Flip Men. (PG, R) 3.30 Get Smart. (PG, R) 4.00 Cops.

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(ch32) 6.00 French News. 6.40 Indonesian News. 7.05 Russian News. 7.35 Polish News. 8.05 Dutch News.

8.30 Macedonian News. 9.05 Croatian News. 9.40 Serbian News. 10.10 Korean News. 10.45 Japanese News. 11.20 Hong Kong News. 11.40 Chinese News.

12.10 Portuguese News. 12.40 Italian News. 1.10 German News. 1.40 Spanish News. 2.30 Filipino News.

3.05 Greek News. 4.00 Polish News. 4.25 Turkish News. 4.55 Arabic News. 5.30 Hindi News.

6.00 Globe Trekker.

6.30 Foodie Planet. (France) 7.30 Berlin: Ruined Visions. (R, CC) (UK) 8.30 All Watched Over By Machines Of Loving Grace: Love And Power. (PG, R, CC) (UK) 9.30 MOVIE: Max Manus. (M, 08) (Norway) 11.35 MOVIE: Boudu. (M, 05, R) (France) 1.30 WeatherWatch Overnight.

5.00 WeatherWatch And Music.

(ch55) 6.00 Toasted TV. 8.25 Toasted Junior. 9.00 Dr Quinn, Medicine Woman. (PG, R) 10.00 7th Heaven. (PG, R) 11.00 The Love Boat. (PG, R) 12.00 Charmed. (PG, R, CC) 1.00 JAG. (PG, R) 2.00 MacGyver. (PG, R) 3.00 Infomercials. (PG, R) 3.30 Cheers. (PG, R) 4.00 Becker.

(PG, R, CC) 4.30 Family Ties. (PG, R) 5.00 Happy Days.

(PG, R) 5.30 The Brady Bunch. (R) 6.00 The Office. (PG, R) 6.30 Frasier. (PG, R) 7.00 Everybody Loves Raymond. (R, CC) 7.30 Everybody Loves Raymond. (PG, R, CC) 8.00 Raising Hope. (PG, R) 8.30 Star Trek: The Next Generation. (PG, R) 9.30 Star Trek: The Next Generation. (PG, R) 10.30 Star Trek: The Next Generation. (PG, R) 11.30 The Late Late Show With Craig Ferguson. (PG) 12.30 Entertainment Tonight. (PG, CC) 1.00 The Insider. (PG, CC) 1.30 Happy Days. (PG, R) 2.00 The Love Boat. (PG, R) 3.00 Charmed. (PG, R, CC) 4.00 Dr Quinn, Medicine Woman. (PG, R) 5.00 7th Heaven. (PG, R)

Food Safari. (R, CC) 4363575 World News Australia. (CC) 2745827 My Sri Lanka. (R, CC) 1408001 Luke Nguyen’s Greater Mekong 2.

(CC) 1405914 Raymond Blanc: The Very Hungry Frenchman. (CC) (UK) 8593914 One Born Every Minute. (M, CC) 90775827 World News Australia. (CC) 1424049 The Sunny Side Of Sex: Uganda.

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3.00 Afternoon Live. 5.45 The Quarters. (R) 6.00 The Drum. (CC) 6.45 The Quarters.

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A young executive was leaving the office late one evening, when he finds the CEO standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his hand.

“Listen,” said the CEO, “this is a very sensitive and important document here, and my secretary has gone for the night. Can you make this thing work for me?”

“Certainly,” the young executive says. He turns the machine on, inserts the paper, and presses the start button. “Excellent, excellent!” says the CEO as his paper disappeared inside the machine. “I just need one copy.” **** Harry was finally a groom and was very excited about his upcoming marriage. He was on his way out of the office when his boss came over to him with an outstretched hand, “congratulations Harry, I just wanted to tell you I’ve been married for twenty two years, and I am sure that you will always remember this day with the fondest of memories, as the happiest day of your life.” “But sir”, said Harry, “a little bit confused, I’m not getting married until tomorrow!” “Yeah, I know”, said his boss.

Frank lived next door to the city crazy house. One day he was happily minding his own business when he heard some chanting coming from next door. “Twenty one, twenty one twenty one...” After listening for a few minutes curiosity got the better of him and he strolled over to see if he could figure out what it was all about.

Nearing the house he spotted a small hole in the wall.

Frank bent down and peered through the hole into the house. Suddenly as if out of nowhere, a finger came out of the hole and poked him in the eye. Frank fell back clutching his eye, he then heard the chanting change “twenty two twenty two twenty two….” **** Two Blondes are on opposite sides of the river, “How do I get to the other side?” hollered one blonde. “You are on the other side,” the other one hollered back. **** So this Chinese fellow walks into a bar with a huge colourful parrot on his shoulder. “Wow”, says the bartender, “where did you get that from?” “From China”, answered the parrot, “they’ve got tons of them there!”

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Kevan Gosper, 79, 1956 Olympic medallist.

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