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Every week the team at PhotoNews throws in ideas for our cover shot. We always look for a cover that not only catches the eye, but that’s also topical.

From time to time however, the right idea doesn’t arrive until right on our deadline! That happened this week.

At the chilly time of 6am last Tuesday morning, PhotoNews photographer Chris Bennetts dragged his parents out of bed to pose in a photo that showcases Orange at its most beautiful... when the sun is rising, the autumn leaves are vibrant, and there’s a crisp frost blanketing the grass.

It’s a beautiful time of day and worth making the effort to get out of bed one morning just to take it all in, as Chris’ parents discovered. Thanks to Chris Bennetts’ parents for being good sports!

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FROM THE EDITOR WITH BOB HOLLAND

Hi friends Good news! Another Lucky $5 note prize went off last week. The lucky winner was James Hayes who won $275 cash. There’s still plenty of cash to be won so keep checking those numbers each week. This week’s lucky numbers are on page 23.

It’s Small Business Month and Westpac has kindly invited PhotoNews to put up a small display in their Summer Street office. If you’re in Westpac this week, take a gander at our display which also features this week’s Lucky $5 note numbers. There are also a few leaflets that tell you how to grow your business, how to appear in PhotoNews or give someone a Thumbs up or down and some information about our online Orange News Now website. Our thanks also to Michael Halls and his team at Westpac for giving us this opportunity.

If you’d like to see a great photographic record of the recent Anzac Day celebrations in Orange check out Renai McArdle’s fabulous photos in the special Anzac Day presentation on our website, there are over 50 photos to see. Go to www.myphotonews.com.au Our first PhotoNews Bathurst Extra is coming together extra well and the folks down there can look forward to receiving the first edition in their letterbox over the weekend of May 26 and 27. We’re looking forward to seeing how Bathurst locals respond to our first issue.

Until next week, happy reading!  bob@cwpn.com.au

Local champs State team Isaac Wilson, Siena Boland, Keelan Crawford, Dean Pallier, and Kelsley Manns Absent Kane Spirit-Jones

Focusing on Ability The Central West Special Olympics Committee will be holding an Open Day this Sunday to give an insight into what sporting opportunities are available to people with an Intellectual Disability, and to also highlight the achievements of the Central West Team.

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CHRIS BENNETTS Special OlympicS auStralia is the not-for-profit organisation that transforms the lives of people with an intellectual disability through sport. each week, dedicated volunteers provide quality sports training to almost 4000 athletes in over 250 sports clubs across australia. training is provided in a range of sports, and all skill levels are catered for. chairperson for the Special Olympics central West, David tandy, said the Open Day is an opportunity for the public to learn more about the organisation. “there’ll be the chance to talk to committee members about the many benefits of Special Olympics, and also an opportunity to experience two of the sports we offer, in basketball and soccer.”

David said that central West team is a force to be reckoned with, having just performed outstandingly at the NSW State Special Olympics.

“We’ve just returned from the NSW State Games in Shoalhaven, where 229 athletes from around NSW competed in 5 different sports: Swimming, tennis, Football, Basketball and Golf,” he said. “the central West had six athletes participate in basketball with Dean pallier, Keelan crawford, isaac Wilson, Kelsley manns, Siena Boland and Kane SpiritJones bringing home two gold, a silver and three bronze, which is tremendous results.

“We would like to thank Orange city council and in particular cr Neil Jones and Ben Keegan for their help and support.”

The open day commences at 9.30am at the PCYC Sir Neville Howse Stadium, this Sunday the 20th of May.

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Shows apart

BY BOB HOLLAND

With all the controversy surrounding the Orange Showground and the fact that it’s been showtime in the local area over the last few weeks, I wondered if it wasn’t time for organisers to consider a fresh approach to how shows are run. I think it’s fair to say that many people, myself included, have problems with the traditional show concept these days.

The fact is I haven’t been to a show for years and have no desire to do so while ever the present system exists. I’m not the slightest bit interested in show bags, sideshow alley, hair raising rides, fighting my way through huge crowds or paying too much for everything. On the other hand I’d be very interested in going to the show to see the various exhibits, the ring events and enjoy looking at the “show” part of the show.

I’m sure others feel exactly the same way I do so it seems to me that having two shows each year instead of one makes better sense. One a “Carnival” type show to cater for the show bag, side show alley, crazy rides group and an “Exhibition” type show, held at another time, to cater for the group who simply want to see and appreciate the exhibits, ring events etc.

Unless I’m missing something, this would seem to make very good sense and would be very doable.

The Carnival show would probably be held around the same time as the present show to fit in with the show circuit, but the Exhibition show could in all likelihood be adapted to run anytime.

An Exhibition type show could also be expanded considerably to include other clubs or groups with things to show off such as collectables, artworks, etc.

With ring events and all the animal competitions etc. I think there would be an enormous group of people like me who would go to something like that and thoroughly enjoy it, but would not go to see similar things in the show format as it is now. I also believe that having a lot more people looking at exhibits, ring events etc. would be a much greater encouragement to the people who had put in the effort to exhibit or perform their work at the show.

It’s pretty obvious too that more businesses would also want to be part of this type of show if the emphasis was on people looking or discovering things, rather than the side show scene.

It’s just an idea, but one I think is worth thinking about. Any thoughts?

Rosie Pritchard How did you get involved in Miss Showgirl? I have always been passionate about rural life and the issues that country people face. My family are heavily involved in the agricultural sector and I guess it just runs in my blood. It’s also a fantastic opportunity to meet like-minded young women in the area.

What’s involved in being Miss Showgirl?

The competition aims to find a young female ambassador who

will represent the Orange Show Society and the local Orange area. Throughout the year there will be various public speaking opportunities, helping with the organisation of the 2013 Orange Show, and I will also attend the Zone Six Finals at the Sydney Royal Easter Show.

What do you hope to achieve during your time as Miss Showgirl? I want to get my face out in the community and encourage a new generation to come

forward and be a part of the Orange Show Society. It’s extremely important that we continue this long standing tradition in our community!

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I love that Orange is a regional country town but has the opportunities of a larger centre with its fantastic restaurants, wineries, orchards and shopping. We have major events that occur each year showcasing the best of our region including the Australian National Field Days, Food & Wine Week, Frost Fest and of course the Orange Show!

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Get involved in Sustainable Living Week!

Continuing the success of last year’s Sustainable Living Week, the Rotary Club of Orange will again organise a wide range of informative events this year... and they’re looking for local organisations

to get involved!

Learn to live sustainably: John Mills, Mary-Anne Smith and Michael Doyle are inviting the public to a Sustainable Living Week meeting. They are pictured at the Ploughmans wetland site, which will feature in this year’s Sustainable Living Week.

CHRIS BENNETTS The RoTaRy Club have teamed up with orange City Council, TaFe Western, eCCo, orange Farmers Markets, Netwaste and Taste orange, to host this year’s Sustainable living Week which kicks off on the September, 8.

John Mills from Rotary Club is inviting the public to attend a meeting at the orange City library

on Tuesday, June 5 from 5pm.

“Individuals or community organisations who are interested in promoting a sustainable future should come along and share their ideas and information. It’s really a great opportunity to be a part of a larger project,” he said. a range of activities have already been planned for this year’s event, which aims to give residents information on how to be more efficient in their energy

and water use. highlights include the CSIRo education team running science workshops for school children, the fuel saver car challenge, visits to local homes to demonstrate energy and water saving techniques, and the popular school sustainable cooking challenge.

Mary-anne Smith from orange City Council said this year’s Sustainable living Week is shaping up to be the most

entertaining and informative yet, and she urges the community to get involved. “ultimately the goal is to have orange residents aware of their option in living sustainably, which in turn will reduce the impact on our environment and create a cleaner future for all. you only need to learn a few simple things to make a big difference.”

For further information contact John Mills on 6369 0038

NEWS

Molong Yarn Market celebrates 40 years It was a conversation in 1972 between June Kirby and Ruth, in which they commented that Molong should have a place in town where local people could meet and also market handcrafts, which led to the development of the Molong Yarn Market.

Through negotiations, the sale of debentures, and the support of local, professional and enthusiastic people, the old cottage just up from the corner of Bank St, would open its doors to the public in October 1972 as the new craft market.

Over their forty year-long history, there has been over four hundred committee persons, as well as over fifteen hundred members who have all contributed to the progress of the Yarn Market. Both their ideas and craft skills have added to the dream of the original employees.

Although the Yarn Market originally welcomed contributions from local family and friends during its opening stages, the organisation is now considered a successful business.

Its current team would like to offer a special thanks to all the volunteers who have worked tirelessly and over many years to make the Yarn Market the thriving establishment it is today.

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To keep the informed MayOrange 2012 tocommunity Friday, 11 May 2012.of development activity in the City, notice is hereby given that the following development applications have been made to Council during the period Monday, 7 May 2012 to Friday, 11 May 2012 In accordance with section 12 of the Local Government Act, the applications may be inspected at the

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The Orange Society of Model Engineers celebrated their 30th anniversary with an open day full of activities.

Barry Potter from the Society of Model Engineers said the Matthews Park site has grown from humble beginnings to become a real feature of Orange.

“We started in 1982 when the trees in the park were only knee high! And would you believe that a lot of people were opposed to the track being built when we were starting up... Now it’s become a real icon of Orange!

“People who came here as kids are now starting to bring their own kids, which is just magic,” he said.

Barry also wanted to thank Orange City Council and Orange Apex Club for their support over the years.

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A resident in a posh hotel breakfast room called over the head waiter one morning and said with a wonderful and cheerful smile.

“Good Morning sir. What a wonderful morning! I’d like two boiled eggs, one of them so under cooked it’s runny, and the other so over cooked it’s tough and hard to eat.

Also, grilled bacon that has been left out so it gets a bit on the cold site; burnt toast that crumbles away as soon as you touch it with a knife; butter straight from the deep freeze so that it’s impossible to spread; and a pot of very weak coffee, luke-warm.”

“That’s a complicated order sir,” said the bewildered waiter. “It might be quite difficult.”

The guest replied, “Oh? But that’s what I got yesterday!”

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Local Mental Health staff celebrated International Nurses Day with a 70’s themed dress up day!

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Heartfelt thank you to our hard working nurses Last Saturday, Western NSW Local Health District joined the rest of the world in saluting our nursing staff on International Nurses Day. contributed Director of NursiNg aND MiDwifery, Ms Joy adams, said the day is about honouring all nursing staff and acknowledging their dedication and commitment towards helping others. “international Nurses Day is a chance to say thank you to our nurses. Nursing is a truly

compelling career. No two days are ever the same. it is challenging and demanding but also highly rewarding.

“Nurses are an absolutely integral part of our health system and they not only deliver health care to our patients, but they also provide support and advice to people in need.” Ms adams said. “we’re very proud to have such a strong and dedicated nursing workforce across this Health District, and i would like to take this opportunity to publically acknowledge the incredible work that our nurses do on a daily basis,” said Ms adams. our nurses celebrated with a 70’s themed dress up day, and afternoon tea platters supplied by Bills Beans, coles, woolworths, roberts Bakery, 2Ks, Pizza Hut, Kfc, and the cheesecake shop. “it is a small acknowledgement on this special occasion, and will allow our nurses to take some time to celebrate on this special day.” Ms adams said.

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An old lady had always wanted to travel abroad. Now that she was getting on in years, she thought she would really like to do so before she died.

But until now, she’d never even been out of the country.

So she began by going in person to the Passport Office and asking how long it would take to have one issued.

“You must take the loyalty oath first,” responded the passport clerk. “Raise your right hand, please.”

The old gal raised her right hand.

“Do you swear to defend the Constitution of the United States against all its enemies, domestic or foreign?” was the first question.

The little old lady’s face paled and her voice trembled as she asked in a small voice, “Uhhh, all by myself?”

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When the boat grounded on the beach, the officer in charge handed the marooned sailor a bundle of newspapers and told him, “The captain said to read through these and let us know if you still want to be rescued.”

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Kinross Wolaroi School are giving the public an opportunity to witness a normal working school day when they hold an Open Day Tour next week.

CHRIS BENNETTS The guided Tours are designed to showcase all the things that make Kinross a wonderful school.

“We want to show what happens on any given day,” said Vanessa hannan from Kinross. “We think

the school speaks for itself through its great kids, wonderful staff and first rate facilities.”

Vanessa said the tours are a great opportunity for parents who are looking to enroll their children in school, “Kinross caters for all stages in school life, from Pre-prep right through to Year 12. You’ll be able to speak to the students, meet our wonderful staff and experience the atmosphere of Kinross just like any normal day.

“The tours are informal and interactive, so if there’s a particular feature that someone wishes to check out, we’ll be more than happy to accommodate,” Vanessa added.

The tours run on Friday, May 25 at 10am and 1.30pm.

For bookings and more information visit the Kinross website at www.kws.nsw.edu.au or contact Registrar Michelle Pryse Jones on 6392 0403.

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Quilters have a warm heart!

This week’s Pat on the Back goes to Schoolhouse Quilters of Orange for yet another big donation to local charity.

CHRIS BENNETTS The crafTy Team of quilters donated $1000 dollars to the Orange Stroke recovery Group, with money raised from a monster mothers Day raffle. co-president of the Orange Stroke recovery Group, maria Brouwers, was overwhelmed with the donation.

“Thank you to the Schoolhouse Quilters for such

Quilters share the love: Lynne Robinson, Patricia Cole, Maria Banks, Brenda Dwyer, Maria Brouwers, and Mary Stribling draw the winner of the Mother’s Day raffle.

a big effort and generous donation! This money will go a long way in helping us fund aid and activities for the Stroke recovery Group.

“Our organisation is helped greatly by donations, with all money going to help local stroke survivors and their families,” maria said.

The Schoolhouse Quilters have proven to be champion money raisers in town, as they annually collect big money for a local charity.

“We like to donate to local charities because we want to see the money stay in town,” said Patricia cole.

“Thank you to everyone who bought tickets in the raffle... and keep an eye out for our next money raiser!”

The lucky winner of the mothers Day raffle was Lucy Trommestad, who has won a beautiful quilt made by elizabeth Blair and quilted by Kim’s Quilts of molong.

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The night kicks off at 8.30pm and will feature solo acoustic act Darren Nation, punk band 10 inch Experience, punk rock outfit The Jerk Patrol, and hard rockers The Burn Card.

“A big thanks to the Occidental Hotel for giving us this opportunity, and also the bands who helped organise the show. I urge everyone who loves energetic, passionate live music to get to the Occidental this Saturday!”

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Mother’s Day helps Adele make history MOTHER’S DAY influenced the ARIA album charts this week with British singer Adele making history – her album 21 has topped the album chart on two consecutive Mother’s Days after it jumped back to the top place this week.

Mother’s Day sales could also be behind Michael Crawford’s jump of 21 places to number eight with his album Story of My Life – Ultimate Collection.

Australian singles chart 1 (1) Whistle – Flo Rida 2 (2) Call Me Maybe – Carly Rae Jepsen 3 (3) Payphone – Maroon 5 Feat. Wiz Khalifa 4 (4) Lego House – Ed Sheeran 5 (6) Starships – Nicki Minaj 6 (13) Where Have You Been – Rihanna 7 (7) Never Let Me Go – Florence + The Machine 8 (5) Sitting On Top Of The World – Delta Goodrem 9 (9) So Good – B.o.B 10 (18) Big Jet Plane – Lakyn Heperi Australian albums chart 1 (2) 21 – Adele 2 (1) Up All Night – One Direction 3 (4) + – Ed Sheeran 4 (-) Blown Away – Carrie Underwood 5 (12) Born To Die – Lana Del Rey 6 (9) Hits – Seal 7 (7) Ultimate Hits: Rock And Roll Never Forgets – Bob Seger 8 (29) The Story Of My Life: Ultimate Collection – Michael Crawford 9 (3) Blunderbuss – Jack White 10 (14) Tuskegee – Lionel Richie

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Cooper & Roach Wedding Congratulations to Brooke Cooper and Luke Roach who were married on the 31st of March in a beautiful ceremony at St Josephs Church.

Brooke’s bridesmaids were Hayley Cooper, Jessie Blizzard and Kylie Jones, and Luke’s groomsmen were Ryan Roach, Codey Roach and Drew Cooper.

The bridal party and guests partied the night away in an awesome reception in the Coral Sea Room at Orange Ex-Services’ Club.

The happy couple honeymooned in Coffs Harbour. They will make their home in Orange.

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This week we have a gorgeous Autumn shot from dollybees and the aptly titled “Wine Glass” by thesmilingnomad .

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ALAN SISLEY Business: Orange Regional Gallery What is your official title? Gallery Director What is one thing your business is well known for? Diverse range of artwork including, local and international pieces. We specialise in visionary and outsider art, which very few galleries do.

How long have you lived in the Central West?

20 years What are your hobbies or interests? Making electronic music and gardening What do you love most about the Central West?

The landscapes and the people If you had the power, what would you change in the Central West? To see residents use the facilities that are already here, such as our gardens, theatre, gallery, library and parks What is a service or product that the general public are unaware of, that you offer? The gallery is for everyone, we are not just an elitist organisation. We try to provide something for everyone, by displaying three very different shows at the one time.

Events coming up in the gallery… In mid May we will feature underground curator Glen Smith with his Eye Candy display, featuring ‘off the wall’ contemporary art and illustrations

Our Men at Work this week is a young guy who loves a girl with a good sense of humour, and has even tried eating camel.

Age 23 Status Relationship What’s your job? Carpenter for Good Hurf Construction Two things I would take to a deserted island are… food and sunscreen My favourite TV show at the moment is… Australia’s Got Talent

What are your hobbies? Football What would you spend your last $10 on? Maccas What qualities do you like in a woman? Funny What qualities do you dislike in a woman? Whinging What types of movies do you enjoy?

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What is the furthest place you have been to? Bali Where is your favourite place to eat?

Fiorini’s Ristorante When you were a kid, what did you want to be when you grew up? Chef Where do you want to be in 10 years time? Not in Orange Ninjas or pirates? Ninjas What is the weirdest thing you have ever eaten? Camel

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In the spirit OPEN TOUR DAY If you’re looking at schools for your child, Kinross Wolaroi School invites you and your family to see firsthand the outstanding facilities and educational opportunities provided for our students.

Our next Open Tour Day is:

RobeRts bakeRy got in the spirit of last week’s orange apple Festival by baking a batch of commemorative cakes!

Dani from Roberts said the cakes were rather popular! “they’re just a way of supporting the community,” she said. “orange apple Festival is a great initiative and Roberts bakery is proud to show our support!”

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Friday 25 May - tours run at 10am and 1.30pm Speak to the students, meet our wonderful staff and experience the true essence and atmosphere of the school before making your enrolment decision.

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Maggie Morris Tea or coffee? Coffee When I win Lotto I will… take my boyfriend to Spain with me

Enthusiastic rugby crowd in 1937

By JOHN MILLER This phoTo shows a section of the large crowd at Wade park, orange, in 1937 for the rugby union match between the touring south African springboks and a Combined Western side. The 1937 tour to Australia and New Zealand was one of the most successful tours in history, so much so that the touring team was nicknamed the ‘invincibles’.

This name was reflected in the result in orange that day with the springboks running

out 63-nil winners. The copy of the photo was supplied by Vicki Clunes whose father Joe McCloskey is one of the men leaning on the fence towards the right of the image.

The touring team, led by the giant philip Nel, was beaten only once in the tour of Australia, which involved two tests and a number of regional and provincial games. The loss came at the hands of the NsW Waratahs and this 17-6 result in torrential rain in sydney was commemorated last Friday in the super rugby clash between the Waratahs and south Africa’s Bulls.

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The 1937 south African touring team beat the Wallabies 9-5 and 26-17 but when they arrived in New Zealand, nobody expected them to win the series, as no other south African team had ever achieved this feat, and when that leg of the tour kicked off on August 14 with a 13-7 loss to New Zealand in Wellington, it seemed business as usual. however, the springboks came back to deal New Zealand two defeats; 13-6 in Christchurch and 17-6 win in Auckland. That team remains the only springbok team ever to have won a series in New Zealand.

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Hawaii with… my boyfriend If I could buy anything right now, it would be… a green tree python I wouldn’t be caught wearing.... jeggins If I was a song, I would be… Everyday I’m Shuffling I cannot stand eating… anchovies The animal which scares me most is… spiders When I was a kid, I used to always get in trouble for… taking my clothes off in the supermarket

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WHATKIDSSAY ISABELLA, 4

How do cartoons get on TV? Use the remote What does Mummy/ Daddy do at work?

They pay lots of money What is your favourite book?

Froggy book

Lily Christina Maree Norris

What makes fire red and orange?

Sometimes people put lollies in the fire, and it goes red

What’s your favourite movie? Puss in Boots What do you like to sleep with? Froggy, Lamby and Doggy Where do fish swim to? In the beach What is your favourite thing to wear? Dresses and pretty clothes Why do babies cry?

Sometimes they just come out of the mummies tummy quick If you were a superhero, what would you do? Save everybody

Connor James Davis

Born: 16/04/12 Weight: 3356g Parents: Brenda Woodward and Troy Norris of Orange

Born: 20/04/12 Weight: 4190g Parents: Lauren Brown and Michael Davis of Orange

Grandparents: Deanne Aitken and Derek Woodward, Daniel Allen, Tina Norris, all of Orange

How do stars get in the sky? When it’s night time, the stars shine

Grandparents: Paul and Cathy Davis, Joanne Moore, all of Orange, Mark Brown of Bathurst Great Grandparents: Coral Moore, Esma Davis, both of Orange, Les Brown of Bathurst

Why do grown ups drink coffee and tea?

Sometimes grown ups drink coffee

Bella Grace Sligar

What is the best present you have ever received? New Dora for Christmas

Born: 23/04/12 Weight: 3200g Parents: Natalie and Josh Sligar of Browns Creek

What’s your favourite thing to do at home?

Play with my toys and clean my room

Grandparents: Charlie and Maryanne Bonanno of Browns Creek, Darrell and Virginia Sligar of Blayney

How heavy is an elephant? Really big and heavy

Andie May Zinga Born: 01/05/12 Weight: 3660g Parents: Kristin and Nathan Zinga of Orange

What would you like to be when you grow up? Be a doctor

Siblings: Xavier (20 mths)

Hugo Belmonte Born: 18/04/12 Weight: 4500g Parents: Kimberly and Jason Belmonte of Orange Siblings: Aria (2 yrs)

Grandparents: Wendy Goudie of Orange, Neil Goudie of Deniliquin, David and Helen Zinga of Orange Great Grandparents: Dorothy and Thomas Boswell of Wakool, Edward Zinga of Sydney

Grandparents: Aldo and Marisa Belmonte, Greg and Cherylee Shapter Great Grandparents: Sylvia Butler, Tony and Rosa Belmonte, Ross and Mary Caltabiano

Thomas Benjamin William Hasson Born: 20/04/12 Weight: 4150g Parents: Annabelle Hogeveen and Murray Hasson of Bathurst Siblings: First child Grandparents: Tom and Sue Hasson of Blayney, Jenny Hogeveen of Terrigal

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I be a good boy by working at home. I clean up the house, and help clean my room. I like to help.

I don’t be naughty. I be good when I play with my little brother. We go and play football together. He likes that.

Olivia Jean Leonard Born: 16/04/12 Weight: 3780g Parents: Andrea Staben and Ryan Leonard Grandparents: Margaret and Anthony Leonard of Invercargill, NZ, Sandra and Lawrence Staben of Edenhope, Victoria

nathan • 5 KaleB • 5 CLASS: Kinder

I’m good when I do reading with mummy. I sit with her, and we read big dinosaur books.

CLASS: Kinder

My parents are happy when I train my dog, ‘King of the Crown’. I teach him to don’t bite, don’t chew toilet paper, and only bite food.

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Penny Fleur

PetsonParade Our pet this week is a feathery girl who enjoys coming inside to watch television with her owner’s family, and just loves to have some soggy bread... yummm!

God, who cares?

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Owner name: Lily Laws Pet’s breed: Mille Fleur Chicken

I suspect most people think that the whole ‘God question’ is basically irrelevant to real life. If that is you, then humour me for thirty seconds. I want to suggest three reasons why the ‘God question’ actually does matter.

How did you get your name? I looked like a Penny Fleur!

To what do you attribute your good looks? Sitting on my perch all day

1. Life matters. We know life is meaningful, but I want to suggest that life can only be meaningful if God exists. If God doesn’t exist we are simply some fluke of life that in the end will mean nothing.

To what do you attribute your wonderful nature? From my owner spending time with me Town or Farm? Town

2. What we think about God will shape our life. If the way we live matters and what we think about God shapes our life, then we need to move beyond simply thinking that the whole God question is something we can ignore.

What’s your job around the yard?

Lookin’ good chookin’!

What’s the best thing your owner does?

Brings me inside and sits me on my perch to watch TV What’s the worst thing your owner does?

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What’s the naughtiest thing you’ve ever done? Flew onto the TV What’s the best thing you’ve ever done?

Look pretty Who is your best friend? Seth the Rabbit What is your favourite treat?

Soggy bread What would be your ultimate animal career? Perch tester

3. If God is real, then nothing could matter more. How we relate with God runs to the core of what it means to be human. If God created us then where we stand with him matters more than anything else.

The ‘God question’ is far from irrelevant to real life. If you think the God question doesn’t matter, I hope you will think again.

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CrunCHier CHiPPieS! Being an avid Smith Chips fan I got a bit excited when I saw some publicity for a new “Extra Crunchy” variety from Smiths. I’m afraid they didn’t do it for me. I’m sure people will think they’re wonderful, but for this little gobbledoc, I still prefer the original crinkle cut variety.

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neW juiCe BAr There’s an interesting new juice bar to try at Canobolas Pure Health in the Orange Arcade.

It’s called the Bare Foot Juice Bar and they use a technique called Cold Press juicing which provides much higher nutritional value in their juices compared to more conventional methods.

If you’re into juice we suggest you drop in, pick up a brochure and have a chat to the team about this exciting new option. They offer basic juices, winter warmers, smoothies, and organic extra options, with prices starting from $6.

It all sounds like an adventure that is designed to thrill your taste buds while helping you attain better health.

SHArPen yOur SKiLLS Foto One is holding another one of their popular workshops on Saturday, May 26. This one’s focus is on taking great landscape photos.

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niCe Pie If you have a family of pie eaters and fancy a truly gourmet pie experience, try the lamb family pie at M & J Butchery in Moulder Street.

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Win A fridge Just a reminder that you have until May 24th to enter the Electrolux Win a Fridge competition mentioned in their feature last week. It’s a great prize and simple to enter. Details are on Page 30 of last week’s PhotoNews which you can also find on our website in the “Back Issues” tab. www.myphotonews.com.au

BirTHdAy SurPriSe The Ambassador Motor Inn has a novel birthday offer going at the moment. Check the details in their ad on page 27.

eXPerienCe COunTS When it comes to mechanical service or repairs for your car, genuine experience counts for a lot.

One local business, Steve Kay Automotive Repairs, boasts over 26 years experience in the local area so you can be sure they know their stuff and their good reputation is solid.

The team at Steve Kay do all types of general motor vehicle service and repairs and that includes servicing new cars as well. Some people with new cars feel they have to go back to the dealer where they bought their car, but this is not the case these days. If you want top service at a value price call the team at Steve Kay and ask what they can do for you.

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It’s a bit out of season, but Steve Kay also specialises in car air conditioning so keep that in mind should the need ever arise.

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WordofMouth Rowen hummerstone Sara King Perry Oval Convenience Store The ladies are always very nice and polite, and they start getting what I need as soon as they see me out the window. I’m able to get all my bits n pieces from there, and they are just reliable, honest people.

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Orange High School 100 Year Celebration Photos by stePhen scott-RobeRtson Former students of Orange High School recently celebrated the school’s 100th anniversary since inception. As a part of the celebrations, around 50 guests enjoyed a meal and plenty of memories at Duntryleague Golf Club, on Friday, April 27. One story was that of Judy Munro, who was the last captain of Orange High, before the school’s relocation to its current site in 1958. Guests on the night travelled from as far as Perth, Melbourne and Victoria to join in on the commemoration.

Alan Gladstone, Lyn Madden, Fran Laughton, Peter Bowyer and Hank Runeman Gwen Wishart (Hubbard), Barbara McDonald (Smart), Al McDonald and Lynne Sheen (Caldwell)

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Lesley and Reg Curnow, Peter Bowyer and Judy Munro

(Back) Col Westcott, Margaret Edwards and RobWorboys, (Front) Pattie Oates, Dick Niven, Leon and Janet Bowyer

Want to see more of these soCials? see them online @ WWW.mYphotoneWs.Com.au/gallerY Orange Cyms Cricket Presentation Dinner Photos by stePhen scott-RobeRtson Orange Cyms Cricket Club had a very successful season, with their second grade, third grade and the Colts winning their cricket premiership for 2011-2012. A presentation dinner was held at the Oriana Motor Inn on Friday, April 27 to congratulate the players, coaches and those who made this a successful season for Cyms.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fridge? Time to get a new fridge. I remember laughing my head off at that joke when I was a little tacker, but I’m not sure it’d get much of a response these days. Why? Because talking about time, telling time and using a wristwatch to mark the hours in a day is a thing of the past.

My brother and his wife have twins who have just turned six. We bought them watches for their birthday; pink for the girl, blue for the boy of course. I invested quite a bit of ‘time’ choosing the correct ones, they were very fashionable and brand name, but I made sure that they had hands, as opposed to digital watches, because I believe telling time the old fashioned way is a powerful learning tool. They loved their present and admired their wrists for the duration of our visit to their home. Yet I’m wondering… am I just an old fuddy-duddy stuck in the past?

Hardly any students in my Year 11 class wear a watch to school, and while all three of my kids have watches, they find them more of a hindrance than a help and rarely wear them. It seems everyone tells time these days by their mobile phone or their iPod and that those of us still wearing a precious timepiece on our wrist are in the minority. I can’t kick the habit of using my watch; I reckon I look at it about 30 or 40 times each day. I have two watches that I alternate between wearing, one given to me by a couple of Year 12 students exactly 10 years ago, and one from my wife, given to me almost 23 years ago when we were just boyfriend and girlfriend. They both have hands and they work perfectly and I’ve probably spent more money on keeping them going than what they cost.

My phone has the (digital) time on it in big numbers, but I just can’t get into the groove of looking at it to keep track of my day. I mentioned last week that the seniors have just completed their mid-year examinations and I think a lack of time-telling skills will have hampered some of them a little.

There’s a ‘no mobile phone or iPod’ rule in the exam room, so the kids who don’t have a watch to perch on their little exam desk have to rely on the old clock at the front of the big exam hall. It’s a hands-type clock, so if telling time doesn’t come naturally to them, (something those us born in the 60s and 70s take for granted), they’re going to struggle managing their time in the three hour exam , as they wrestle with adding and subtracting time portions until the end of the exam time period.

The next time I see my niece and nephew, I’m sure that they’ll have their watches on their wrist, (my brother will see to that), but I’m sure they’ll still be telling time by going to his pocket and looking at his phone. Buying and owning a watch will be a thing of the past in ten or fifteen years, I’m guessing, but I’ll still be repairing my two watches and endlessly looking at my wrist until they fall apart.

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Orange Hawks Football Launch for 2012 Photos by stePhen scott-RobeRtson With the Rugby League season beginning for another year, the Orange Hawks launched their season with a get together including all the players, coaches and supporters at the Newstead Bowling Club on Saturday, April 21. The Orange Hawks girl’s Oztag team were also in attendance to kick-off the new season.

Felicity Gallagher, Nathan Howarth, Stacey Howarth, Grant Connor, Carl Norton and Harnet Sanderson

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(Back) Ashleigh Van Kenemade, Vanessa Foliaki, Kelly Sullivan and Gemma Kelly (Front) Suzi Ford, Hayley Sturgeon and Kate Foran

Want to see more of these soCials? see them online @ WWW.mYphotoneWs.Com.au/gallerY Triple the Celebration Photos by KIKI hoPcRAFt What’s better than celebrating your 50th birthday? Celebrating your 50th with two fellow friends who share the same age!! On Saturday, April 28 John Leatham, Graham Fyrer and Susan Wilcox celebrated their combined 50th birthdays at the Orange City Bowling Club, surrounded by their families and friends. Guests travelled from Perth, the Gold Coast, Sydney, Newcastle and the local area to be a part of the festivities.

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Oops! The driver of this truck carrying 16 brand new (smaller) trucks apparently misjudged the height of his load versus the height of this overpass in Shanghai, China on Sunday. Photo: aaP

Above | Picture perfect: A girl walks on a disused railway track through what is known locally as the “Tunnel of Love”, in the small town of Kleven, Ukraine. Photo: REUtERS/GlEb GRanich beLoW | In synch: Loudy Wiggins and Rachel Bugg of Australia perform during the women’s 10-metre platform synchronized finals at the USA Diving Grand Prix in Fort Lauderdale, Florida over the weekend. Photo: aP/alan Diaz

The Human Floor: Three women stand on a performer who calls himself ‘The Human Floor’ as he lays on a bed of broken glass at the Watch City Festival in Massachusetts, USA on Saturday. The festival is part of an unusual movement called Steampunk that explores the notion of what the world might look like had today’s technology been available 100 years ago.

Photo: REUtERS/JESSica RinalDi

The future is nearly here: Members of the Mars Science Laboratory/Curiosity team test out an engineering model of its next generation Mars rover, dubbed “Curiosity”, in the desert near Baker, California last week. According to NASA, the rover is less than three months away from its August appointment with Mars.

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After a minute he comes back, with the girl on his arm.

“Fancy meeting my wife here,” he says to the clerk.

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The next morning, he comes to settle his bill, and finds the amount to be over $3000.

“What’s the meaning of this?” he yells at the clerk.

“I’ve only been here one night!”

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Andrea Corr, 38, The Corrs. Jordan Knight, 42, New Kids on the Block lead singer. Enya, 51, Irish singer, Orinoco Flow. Bill Paxton, 57, actor, Twister and True Lies. Bob Saget, 56, the dad Danny in Full House (pictured top). Sugar Ray Leonard, 56, boxer. Craig Ferguson, 50, Scottish comedian and late night US TV host.

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Martika, 43, 1980s pop star, Toy Soldiers. Yannick Noah, 52, former tennis champ. George Strait, 60, country singer. Chow Yun-Fat, 57, actor. Tina Fey, 42, US comedian.

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May 20: Cher, 66, singer, If I Could Turn Back Time. Joe Cocker, 68, singer, With A Little Help From My Friends.

Mark Winterbottom, 31, V8 Supercar driver. Bronson Pinchot, 53, Balki on the 1980s-’90s TV sitcom Perfect Strangers. Busta Rhymes, 40, rapper.

May 21: Malcolm Fraser, 82, former PM. Joe Camilleri, 64, lead singer with The Black Sorrows.

Leo Sayer, 64, British singer, Moonlighting. Mr. T, 60, from TV’s The A-Team (middle).

May 22: Gary Sweet, 55, Aussie actor. Naomi Campbell,, 42, troubled supermodel. Iva Davies, 57, lead singer for Australian band Land.

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6.00 ABC News Breakfast. (CC) 39841760 9.30 Business Today. (CC) 5760 10.00 Telling Tales.

(R, CC) 21418 10.05 Noah And Saskia. (R, CC) 2517166 10.30 What I Wrote. (R, CC) 7943370 10.35 Writers On Writing. (R, CC) 2598031 11.00 Catalyst. (PG, R, CC) 2437 11.30 One Plus One. (CC) 2296 12.00 Midday Report. (CC) 3925 12.30 Dalziel And Pascoe. (PG, R, CC) 995741 2.00 Secrets Of The Superbrands. (M, R, CC) 10128 3.00 Children’s Programs. 88692 5.00 Eggheads. (CC) 9789 5.30 My Family. 2876 6.00 Grand Designs Revisited. (R, CC) 6.50 7.00 7.30 8.00 8.30

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(Final, M, CC) Phryne is on the hunt for escaped prisoner Murdoch Foyle. 31673 9.30 Taggart. (M, R, CC) The team investigates two murders. 88296

10.15 Lateline. (CC) 1380895 11.00 Adam Hills In Gordon St Tonight.

(Final, PG, R, CC) 50708 12.00 Rage. (MA15+) 48149838 5.00 Rage. (PG) 6821074

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6.00 Sunrise. (CC) 13802050 9.00 The Morning Show. (PG, CC) 7211741 11.30 News. (CC) 8128 12.00 MOVIE: Breaking And Entering.

(M, 06, R, CC) Jude Law, Robin Wright Penn, Martin Freeman. 9073741 2.30 Dr Oz. (PG, CC) 80499 3.30 Toybox. (P, R, CC) 8586 4.00 Lab Rats. (C, CC) 9215 4.30 News At 4.30. (CC) 7692 5.00 The Price Is Right. (CC) 8321 5.30 Deal Or No Deal. (CC) 8708 6.00 6.30 7.00 7.30

PRIME7 News. (CC) 9437 News. (CC) 4128 Home And Away. (PG, CC) 2741 Better Homes And Gardens. (CC)

6.00 Today. (CC) 85991654 9.00 Mornings. (PG, CC) 9750031 11.00 News. (CC) 747586 12.00 Ellen. (PG, CC) 741302 1.00 The View. (PG, CC) 750050 2.00 Days Of Our Lives. (PG, CC) 761166 3.00 Alive And Cooking. (R, CC) 936383 3.30 Magical Tales. (P, CC) 939470 4.00 Kitchen Whiz. (C, CC) 947499 4.30 News. (CC) 193741 5.30 Hot Seat. (CC) 311050 6.00 6.30 7.00 7.30

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News. (CC) 329079 WIN News. (CC) 397470 The Block. (PG, CC) 962673 Rugby League. (CC) NRL. Round 11.

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11.00 Most Shocking: Top 20. (M, CC) 98470 12.00 Doomed To Die? 13 Most Shocking Hollywood Curses. (M, R) 45659 1.00 Home Shopping. 91335277

12.00 WIN News. (CC) 836161 12.30 MOVIE: Believers. (M, 07, R) Johnny Messner, Jon Huertas. 1589432 2.30 MOVIE: Grilled. (M, 06, R) 9186635 4.00 Entertainment Tonight. (R, CC) 3742267

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6.00 Children’s Programs. 3.50 Mona The Vampire. (R, CC) 4.15 Charlie And Lola. (R, CC) 4.30 Play School.

(R, CC) 5.00 Little Princess. (R, CC) 5.10 Chuggington.

(R, CC) 5.25 Mike The Knight. (Final, R, CC) 5.35 Mouk. (Final, CC) 5.45 Gaspard And Lisa. (R, CC) 6.00 Little Charley Bear. (R, CC) 6.15 Mr Moon. (R, CC) 6.30 In The Night Garden. (R, CC) 7.00 Spicks And Specks. (PG, R, CC) 7.30 Doctor Who. (PG, R, CC) 8.10 Doctor Who: Confidential. (PG, CC) 8.25 The Roast. (CC) 8.30 Seven Ages Of Pregnancy. (M, R, CC) 9.30 The Real Hustle. (PG, CC) 10.00 Randling. (PG, R, CC) 10.35 Seven Dwarves. (Final, M, R, CC) 11.20 Being Human. (M, R, CC) 12.20 Noel Fielding’s Luxury Comedy. (Final, M, R, CC) 12.45 Being Erica. (R, CC) 1.30 Being Erica. (M, R, CC) 2.10 News: Late Edition. (CC) 2.15 Close.

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6.00 Children’s Programs. 12.15 Backyard Science. (R, CC) 12.30 Barney’s Barrier Reef. (Final, R, CC) 1.00 YooHoo & Friends. (R, CC) 1.20 Almost Naked Animals.

(R, CC) 1.30 Grossology. (R, CC) 2.00 Kid Vs Kat. (R, CC) 2.25 Yakkity Yak. (R, CC) 2.35 My Almost Famous Family. (R, CC) 3.05 Ship To Shore. (R, CC) 3.30 News On 3 Update. (CC) 3.35 Girls In Love. (Final, R, CC) 4.00 My Goldfish Is Evil. (R, CC) 4.25 The Mr Men Show. (R, CC) 4.35 Sally Bollywood. (R, CC) 4.50 The Pinky And Perky Show. (R, CC) 5.05 Pixelface. (R, CC) 5.35 Prank Patrol Road Trip. (CC) 6.00 Summer In Transylvania. (R, CC) 6.30 Dancing Down Under. (Final, CC) 7.00 Star Wars: The Clone Wars. (Final, PG, CC) 7.45 Kaeloo. (R, CC) 7.55 News On 3. (CC) 8.00 Splatalot. (R, CC) 8.25 Bugged. (R) 8.35 Good Game: SP. (R, CC) 9.00 Close.

6.00 Breakfast. (CC) 85999296 9.00 The Circle.

(PG, CC) 7867031 11.30 The Workers. (P, CC) 586302 12.00 Dr Phil. (PG, CC) 749944 1.00 The Doctors. (PG, CC) 758692 2.00 Ready Steady Cook. (PG, R, CC) 769708 3.00 Masterchef Australia. (PG, R, CC) 129166 4.00 H2O: Just Add Water. (C, CC) 938741 4.30 The Bold And The Beautiful. 315876 5.00 News At Five. (CC) 109302

6.00 WorldWatch. 34616876 11.30 Arabic News. 8299012 12.00 Russian News. 8290741 12.30 Turkish News. 7099789 1.00 Food Lovers’ Guide To Australia. (R, CC) 7090418 1.30 Rituals: Around The World In 80 Faiths: Africa. (PG, R, CC) (UK) 3002166 2.30 Living Black. (R, CC) 7079925 3.00 Letters And Numbers. (R, CC) 7070654 3.30 Al Jazeera News. (CC) 7073741 4.00 The Journal. (CC) 7074470 4.30 PBS NewsHour. (CC) 7664760 5.30 Global Village: Tasmania. (R, CC) (France) 3578079

6.00 The Project. (CC) 110418 7.00 MasterChef Australia. (CC) 146708 8.00 The Living Room. (CC) Lifestyle program, hosted by Amanda Keller, with co-hosts Chris Brown, Barry Du Bois and Miguel Maestre. 135692 9.00 MOVIE: Failure To Launch.

(M, 06, R, CC) A couple enlists the help of a woman to convince their 30-yearold son to move out of home. Matthew McConaughey. 1729050

6.00 Letters And Numbers. (R, CC) 3579708 6.30 World News Australia. (CC) 7651296 7.30 Town With Nicholas Crane: Scarborough. (R, CC) (UK) 7343166 8.30 The Secret History Of Eurovision.

(PG, R, CC) The history of the Eurovision Song Contest, from the fall of the Berlin Wall in 1989 to the present day. 2943437 9.30 As It Happened: Edward And George – Two Brothers One Throne. (PG, CC) (Germany) 2932321

11.05 Letterman. (PG) 9865437 12.00 MOVIE: Custody. (PG, 07) Rob Morrow, Kay Panabaker, James Denton. 261074 2.00 Ally McBeal. (M, R) 4482068 3.00 Infomercials. (PG, R) 83519109 5.30 Bayless Conley. 8057838

10.30 World News Australia. (CC) 3573673 11.05 MOVIE: At A Glance. (M, 08, R) Sergio Rubini. (Italian) 70771944 1.10 Kurt Wallander. (M, R) 93290513 2.50 WeatherWatch Overnight. 78299890 5.00 WeatherWatch And Music. 45807180 5.05 Korean News. 32728141 5.40 Japanese News. 62536109

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6.00 Home Shopping. 6.30 Total Girl. (R, CC) 9.00 Home And Away: The Early Years. (R, CC) 9.30 Sons And Daughters. (R, CC) 10.00 Coronation Street. (PG) 10.30 Shortland Street. (PG) 11.00 Bargain Hunt. (R) 12.00 Royal Pains. (M, R, CC) 1.00 Private Practice.

(M, R, CC) 2.00 MOVIE: Sierra Stranger. (PG, 57, R) 3.30 Night Court. (PG, R) 4.00 Animal Academy. (PG) 4.30 Doctor On The Go. (PG, R) 5.00 Murphy Brown.

(PG, R, CC) 5.30 Mad About You. (PG, R, CC) 6.00 Dad’s Army. (PG, R) 6.30 Bargain Hunt.

7.30 SeaChange. (PG, R, CC) 8.30 Escape To The Country.

11.40 MOVIE: Carry On Henry. (M, 71, R) A lecherous king is turned off by his adulterous, garlic-loving queen. Sidney James, Charles Hawtrey, Kenneth Williams, Joan Sims.

1.30 Six Feet Under. (M, R, CC) 4.30 Shortland Street. (PG, R) 5.00 Home Shopping.

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6.00 Bratz. (PG, R) 6.30 Taz-Mania. (R) 7.00 Power Rangers Samurai. (PG, R) 7.30 Winx Club. (PG, R) 8.00 Ben 10: Alien Force. (PG, R) 8.30 Animaniacs. (R) 9.00 The Flintstones. (R) 9.30 I Dream Of Jeannie. (R) 10.00 Green Acres. (R) 11.00 Wipeout. (PG, R, CC) 12.00 Bewitched. (R) 12.30 Spin City. (PG, R, CC) 1.00 Seinfeld. (PG, R) 1.30 Entertainment Tonight. (R, CC) 2.00 TMZ. 2.30 The Nanny. (PG, R) 3.00 Winx Club.

(PG) 3.30 Power Rangers Samurai. (PG, R) 4.00 Kids’ WB Weekdays. (PG) 4.05 Ben 10: Alien Force. (PG, R) 4.30 Spin City. (PG, R, CC) 5.00 I Dream Of Jeannie.

(R) 5.30 Bewitched. (R) 6.00 MOVIE: Paulie. (G, 98, R, CC) 7.50 MOVIE: Honey I Blew Up The Kid. (G, 92, R) 9.40 MOVIE: Navy Seals. (M, 90, R) 12.00 TMZ. (R) 12.30 The Nanny. (PG, R) 1.00 The Bachelor. (PG, R) 5.00 Bratz. (PG, R) 5.30 Tamagotchi! (R)

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6.00 Triathlon. ITU World Championship Series. Round 2. Highlights. 7.00 Motor Racing. NASCAR Sprint Cup. Race 11. Bojangles’ Southern 500. Replay. 10.00 Motor Racing. NASCAR Nationwide Series. Race 9.

VFW Sports Clips Help A Hero 200. Highlights. 11.00 Motor Racing. NASCAR Sprint Cup. Race 11.

Bojangles’ Southern 500. Highlights. 12.00 The Game Plan: NRL. (R) 1.00 The Game Plan: AFL. (R) 2.00 Omnisport. 2.30 iFish. (R) 3.00 Beach Patrol. (PG, R) 3.30 Get Smart. (PG, R) 4.00 Emergency Search & Rescue. (PG, R) 4.30 Beach Patrol. (PG, R) 5.00 iFish.

(R) 5.30 Hogan’s Heroes. (R) 6.00 M*A*S*H. (PG, R) 6.30 Get Smart. (PG, R) 7.00 Cops. (PG, R) 7.30 The Sketch Show. (PG) 8.00 Whose Line Is It Anyway? (PG) 8.30 MOVIE: Event Horizon. (M, 97, CC) 10.30 SGU Stargate Universe. (PG) 11.30 Tom Clancy’s Ghost Recon. (AV15+) 12.00 Al Murray’s Compete For The Meat. (M) 1.00 Crash Course. (PG, R) 1.30 Ross Kemp On Gangs. (AV15+, R) 2.30 iFish. (R) 3.30 Omnisport.

(R) 4.00 Soccer. Serie A. Juventus v Atalanta Bergamo.

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6.00 Home Shopping. 6.30 K-Zone. (R) 9.00 NBC Today. (R, CC) 11.00 Adam 12. (PG, R) 11.30 Newsradio. (PG, R) 12.00 Jersey Shore. (M, R) 1.00 Miami Vice. (M, R) 2.00 Crazy Like A Fox. (PG, R) 3.00 Fifth Gear. (PG, R) 4.00 Monster Garage. (PG, R) 5.30 Nitro Circus. (PG, R) 6.30 Scrubs. (PG, R, CC) 7.30 Football. (CC) AFL. Round 8. Collingwood v Geelong. From the MCG. 11.00 Jersey Shore. (M) 12.00 Miami Vice. (M, R) 1.00 Jersey Shore. (M, R) 2.00 Adam 12. (PG, R) 2.30 Dream Car Garage. (PG) 3.00 Fifth Gear. (PG, R) 3.30 Motor Mate: Grand Prix Legends.

4.30 Newsradio. (PG, R) 5.00 Crazy Like A Fox. (PG, R)

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6.00 French News. 6.40 Indonesian News. 7.00 Cycling. Tour of California. Stage 5. Individual time trial.

9.05 WorldWatch. 4.55 Arabic News. 5.30 Hindi News.

6.00 Cycling. Giro d’Italia. Stage 12. Seravezza to Sestri Levante. Highlights. From Italy. Hosted by Michael Tomalaris.

6.35 Alessandro’s Italian Food Challenge. (Italy) 7.30 Insight. (R, CC) 8.30 Dateline. (R, CC) 9.30 MOVIE: Howl’s Moving Castle. (PG, 04, R, CC) After she is cursed with old age by an evil witch, a woman seeks out a young wizard who lives in a walking castle to reverse the spell. Voices of Christian Bale, Emily Mortimer, Jean Simmons, Lauren Bacall. (Japan) 11.30 MOVIE: The Sky Crawlers. (M, 08) Voices of Stephanie Sheh, Michael Sinterniklaas, Troy Baker.

(Japan) 1.40 WeatherWatch Overnight.

5.00 WeatherWatch And Music.

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6.00 Today. (CC) 9.00 TV Shop: Home Shopping. 10.30 Alive And Cooking. (R) 11.00 Friends. (PG, R, CC) 12.00 MOVIE: Valley Of The Kings. (PG, 54, R) 1.50 Birds Of A Feather. (PG, R) 3.00 Hoarding: Buried Alive.

(PG, R) 4.00 The Block. (PG, R, CC) 5.00 Ellen. (PG, R) 6.00 Friends. (PG, R, CC) 7.00 The Zoo. (R) 7.30 Survival: Tales From The Wild: Impala – The Great Escape. (PG) 8.30 Law & Order. (M) 9.30 The Closer. (M, R, CC) 10.30 Rizzoli & Isles. (M, R) 11.30 Conan. (M) 12.30 Psychic TV. (PG) 2.00 MOVIE: Dead Of Night. (b/w, M, 45, R) Architect Walter Craig, seeking the possibility of some work at a country farmhouse, soon finds himself once again stuck in his recurring nightmare. Mervyn Johns.

4.00 Dangerman. (PG, R) 5.00 Birds Of A Feather. (PG, R)

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6.00 Toasted TV. 9.00 Dr Quinn, Medicine Woman. (PG, R) 10.00 7th Heaven. (PG, R) 11.00 The Love Boat.

(PG, R) 12.00 Charmed. (PG, R, CC) 1.00 JAG. (PG, R) 2.00 MacGyver. (PG, R) 3.00 Infomercials. (PG, R) 3.30 Cheers. (PG, R) 4.00 Becker. (PG, R, CC) 4.30 Family Ties. (PG, R) 5.00 Happy Days. (PG, R) 5.30 The Brady Bunch. (R) 6.00 The Simpsons. (R, CC) 6.30 Neighbours. (CC) 7.00 Everybody Loves Raymond. (PG, R, CC) 7.30 The Simpsons. (PG, R, CC) 8.30 Snog, Marry, Avoid? (PG) 9.10 Snog, Marry, Avoid? (PG) 9.45 New Zealand’s Next Top Model. (PG) 10.50 Sex And The City. (MA15+, R) 12.10 The Late Late Show With Craig Ferguson. (PG) 1.00 Becker. (PG, R, CC) 1.30 Cheers. (PG, R) 2.00 The Love Boat. (PG, R) 3.00 Charmed. (PG, R, CC) 4.00 Dr Quinn, Medicine Woman. (PG, R) 5.00 7th Heaven. (PG, R)

6.00 ABC News Breakfast. (CC) 9.30 Business Today.

(CC) 10.00 News. (CC) 12.30 Newsline With Jim Middleton. 1.00 News. (CC) 2.30 One Plus One. (R, CC) 3.00 Afternoon Live. 5.30 Capital Hill. (CC) 6.00 Planet America. (CC) 6.45 ABC Open Sampler. (CC) 7.00 News. (CC) 7.30 Contact Sport. (CC) 8.00 News Exchange. (CC) 8.30 One Plus One. (R, CC) 9.00 The World. (CC) 10.00 Planet America. (R, CC) 10.45 ABC Open Sampler. (R, CC) 11.00 News.

11.30 Capital Hill. (CC) 12.00 News. (CC) 12.20 Lateline. (R, CC) 1.00 Al Jazeera Newshour. 2.00 BBC World News: The Hub. (CC) 2.30 7.30 ACT. (R, CC) 3.00 News. (CC) 3.30 7.30 SA. (R, CC) 4.00 Al Jazeera Newshour. (R) 5.00 BBC World News. (R) 5.30 Capital Hill. (R, CC)

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6.00 Rage. 36931628 10.00 Rage. (PG) 72155 11.00 Spicks And Specks: ’60s Special. (PG, R, CC) 2906 11.30 7.30 NSW. (R, CC) 5093 12.00 Foreign Correspondent. (R, CC) 6722 12.30 Australian Story. (R, CC) 4109 1.00 QI. (PG, R, CC) 5838 1.30 Eggheads. (R, CC) 2797 2.00 Island Life: Torres Strait Islands. (Final, R, CC) 30155 3.00 Rugby Union. Shute Shield. Round 6. 3586529 4.55 Bill’s Tasty Weekends. (R, CC) 3200548 5.40 Wild At Heart. (PG, R, CC) 5852548

6.30 7.00 7.30 8.30

Gardening Australia. (CC) 4513 News. (CC) 703 New Tricks. (PG, CC) 8722 Whitechapel. (Final, M, CC) With escaped psychiatric patient Calvin Mantus still on the loose, DI Chandler and the team get a break after they discover Calvin’s victims shared a class with his sister. This offers them a motive for the apparently random killings, and they race against time to warn his potential targets. 70426

9.20 Five Days. (Final, M, CC) Despite Nick’s misgivings, Farid introduces baby Michael to Maureen. 7271616 10.20 United States Of Tara. (M, R, CC) 1649906

11.15 Rage. (MA15+) 80504838

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6.00 Stitch! 4890 6.30 Possum’s Club. 9109 7.00 Weekend Sunrise. (CC) 5204109 9.00 The Morning Show. (PG, CC) 47971 10.00 The Woodlies. (C, CC) 4161 10.30 Castaway. (C, R, CC) 22616 11.30 Erky Perky. (C, R, CC) 3679797 12.10 MOVIE: Ghost Dad. (PG, 90, R) 5199258 2.00 Motor Racing. (CC) V8 Supercars Championship Series. Phillip Island 300. Qualifying. 805426 4.00 Motor Racing. (CC) V8 Supercars Championship Series. Phillip Island 300. Race 10. 70093 5.30 Sydney Weekender. 6285

6.00 Team Umizoomi. 663277 6.30 Dora The Explorer. (R) 575068 7.00 Weekend Today. (CC) 9747567 9.00 Mornings. (CC) 9727703 11.00 Children’s Programs. 4424242 1.00 A Gurls Wurld.

(C, R, CC) 487819 1.30 GASP! (C, R, CC) 480906 2.00 The Saddle Club. (Series return, C, R, CC) 481635 2.30 Kitchen Whiz. (C, R, CC) 393426 3.00 Music Muster Blues. 394155 3.30 Prince! Behind The Symbol. 397242 4.00 Scenic Tours. 398971 4.30 Discover Downunder. 759068 5.00 News.

(CC) 750797 5.30 Getaway. (PG, CC) 753884

6.00 News. (CC) 1364 6.30 MOVIE: Fantastic Four. (PG, 05, R, CC) Ioan Gruffudd, Jessica Alba, Chris Evans, Michael Chiklis, Julian McMahon.

6.00 News. (CC) 754513 6.30 Australia’s Funniest Home Videos.

(PG, CC) 8605161 7.40 The Voice. (PG, R, CC) 8840567 9.40 MOVIE: Fun With Dick And Jane.

(M, 05, R, CC) A corporate high-flyer who loses his job after a financial scandal resorts to a life of crime with his wife. Jim Carrey, Téa Leoni. 8270277 11.40 MOVIE: Caterpillar Wish. (M, 06, CC)

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8.45 MOVIE: Fast And Furious.

(M, 09, R, CC) In order to battle a murderous drug cartel, a fugitive joins forces with the undercover agent who ruined his life. Vin Diesel, Paul Walker, Michelle Rodriguez. 641884 11.00 Parking Wars. (PG, R) 45695 12.00 MOVIE: The Mudge Boy. (AV15+, 03, R) Emile Hirsch, Richard Jenkins, Thomas Guiry. 7315440 1.50 Home Shopping. 64010117

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1.40 MOVIE: Stealing Harvard. (M, 02, R) 3876117

3.20 F Troop. (R) 2060223 3.50 WIN Presents. (R) 5252339 4.00 Danoz Direct. 2091579 4.30 Gilligan’s Island. (R) 8942952 5.00 Creflo Dollar. 8943681 5.30 Skippy The Bush Kangaroo. (R) 8913440

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6.00 Children’s Programs. 4.50 Pororo The Little Penguin. (R, CC) 5.00 Little Princess. (R, CC) 5.10 Chuggington. (R, CC) 5.25 Bob The Builder: Ready, Steady, Build! (R, CC) 5.35 The Hive. (R, CC) 5.40 Peppa Pig. (R, CC) 5.45 Gaspard And Lisa. (R, CC) 6.00 Little Charley Bear. (R, CC) 6.15 Mr Moon. (R, CC) 6.30 In The Night Garden. (R, CC) 7.00 Spicks And Specks. (R, CC) 7.30 Miranda. (R, CC) 8.00 At The Movies. (PG, R, CC) 8.30 MOVIE: The Night Of The Hunter. (b/w, M, 55, CC) A psychopathic preacher chases two children who have their dead father’s stolen fortune hidden in a doll. Robert Mitchum.

10.00 MOVIE: The Harder They Fall. (b/w, M, 56, R, CC) 11.45 The Real Hustle. (PG, R, CC) 12.20 Shrink Rap. (M, R, CC) 1.10 Eataholics. (PG, R, CC) 2.05 News Update. 2.10 Close.

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6.00 Home Shopping. 6.30 The Fairies. (R, CC) 7.00 Saturday Disney. (CC) 10.00 Home Shopping. 11.00 Beautiful Homes And Great Estates. (R) 11.30 Great South East. (R) 12.00 Creek To Coast. 12.30 Queensland Weekender. (R) 1.00 Sydney Weekender.

(R) 1.30 Weekend Kitchen. (PG) 4.30 7TWO Travel Weekend.

5.00 7TWO Travel Weekend. (R, CC) 5.30 7TWO Travel Weekend. (PG) 6.30 Down To Earth. (PG) 7.45 Heartbeat. (PG, R, CC) 9.45 Taggart. (M, CC) 12.00 Black Sheep Squadron. (PG, R) 1.00 MOVIE: Bats. (M, 99, R) A small town comes under attack from a swarm of genetically mutated bats. Lou Diamond Phillips, Dina Meyer, Bob Gunton.

2.50 MOVIE: Trail Street. (b/w, G, 47, R)Randolph Scott, Robert Ryan, Anne Jeffreys.

4.30 Australia’s Wild Secrets. (R) 5.00 Globe Trekker. (PG, R)

(ch88) 6.00 Thunderbirds. (R) 7.00 Kids’ WB Saturday. 7.05 Taz-Mania. (R) 7.30 Animaniacs. (R) 8.00 The Looney Tunes Show. (R) 8.30 Camp Lazlo. (R) 9.00 Generator Rex. (PG, R) 9.30 Young Justice. (PG) 10.00 Batman: The Brave And The Bold. (PG, R) 10.30 Ben 10: Ultimate Alien. (PG, R) 11.00 Green Acres. (R) 12.00 I Dream Of Jeannie. (R) 1.00 Bewitched. (R) 1.30 Seinfeld. (PG, R) 2.00 Spin City. (PG, R, CC) 3.00 The Bachelor. (PG) 5.00 The Celebrity Apprentice. (Final, PG, R, CC) 6.30 MOVIE: Superman. (PG, 78, R, CC) 9.20 MOVIE: Lethal Weapon 2. (M, 89, R, CC) Mel Gibson, Danny Glover.

11.40 MOVIE: Saw. (AV15+, 04, R) 1.50 MAD. (M, R) 2.00 Ladette To Lady USA. (MA15+, R) 3.00 Human Target. (M, R) 4.00 Wipeout. (PG, R, CC) 5.00 Bratz. (PG, R) 5.30 Tamagotchi! (R)

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6.00 Children’s Programs. 10.35 Iron Man: Armored Adventures. (R, CC) 10.55 Life With Boys. (CC) 11.20 Really Me. (R, CC) 11.45 Castaway. (CC) 1.55 Yakkity Yak. (R, CC) 2.10 Sally Bollywood. (R, CC) 2.35 Stormworld. (R, CC) 3.00 Outriders. (R, CC) 3.30 The Twisted Whiskers Show. (R, CC) 3.55 Oggy And The Cockroaches. (R, CC) 4.10 Eliot Kid. (R, CC) 4.30 Dancing Down Under. (Final, R, CC) 4.55 Bolts And Blip. (R, CC) 5.20 Bugged. (R) 5.30 Star Wars: The Clone Wars. (PG, R, CC) 6.00 Deadly 60. (R, CC) 6.30 Splatalot. (R, CC) 7.00 The Legend Of Dick And Dom. (R, CC) 7.30 Good Game: SP. (R, CC) 7.55 News On 3. (CC) 8.00 The Tribe. (R, CC) 8.55 The Dukes Of Broxstonia. (R, CC) 9.00 Close.

6.00 Malcolm And Eddie. (PG, R) 6.30 Buck Rogers.

(PG, R) 7.30 Ned And Stacey. (PG, R) 8.00 Home Shopping. 9.00 NBC Today. (R, CC) 11.00 Adam 12.

(PG, R) 11.30 Newsradio. (PG, R) 12.00 Picture This.

(PG, R) 12.30 Crazy Like A Fox. (PG, R) 1.30 Baywatch.

(PG, R) 2.30 V.I.P. (PG, R) 3.30 Hook, Line And Sinker.

(PG) 4.30 Football. (CC) AFL. Round 8. Sydney v Melbourne. From the SCG. 7.30 Football. (CC) AFL. Round 8. Essendon v Richmond. From the MCG. 11.00 Motor Racing. (CC) V8 Supercars Championship Series. Phillip Island 300. Highlights.

From Phillip Island Grand Prix Circuit, Victoria.

12.00 Unsolved Mysteries. (M, R) 1.00 V.I.P. (PG, R) 2.00 Baywatch. (PG, R) 3.00 Crazy Like A Fox. (PG, R) 4.00 Buck Rogers. (PG, R) 5.00 Adam 12. (PG, R) 5.30 Home Shopping.

(ch80) 6.00 MOVIE: Valley Of The Kings. (PG, 54, R) 7.50 GEM Presents. (R) 8.00 TV Shop: Home Shopping.

9.30 MOVIE: Carry On Spying. (b/w, G, 64, R) 11.25 Friends. (PG, R, CC) 11.50 MOVIE: The Young Ones.

(G, 61, R) 2.05 MOVIE: A Summer Place. (PG, 59, R) 4.45 The Block. (PG, R, CC) 5.15 MOVIE: Chances Are. (PG, 89, R) A widow realises that her daughter’s boyfriend is the reincarnation of her dead husband.

7.30 Antiques Roadshow. (R, CC) 8.30 CSI: NY. (M, R, CC) 9.30 CSI: Miami. (M, R, CC) 10.30 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation. (M, R, CC) 11.25 Conan. (M) 12.20 Psychic TV. (PG) 1.50 MOVIE: Piccadilly Incident. (b/w, G, 46, R) Anna Neagle, Michael Wilding, Frances Mercer.

3.50 MOVIE: Cage Of Gold. (b/w, PG, 50, R) 5.30 Discover Downunder. (R)

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6.00 Tiger, Tiger. 461906 7.00 The Elephant Princess. 670567 7.30 Pearlie. 577426 8.00 H2O. 578155 8.30 Totally Wild. 834154 9.00 Scope. 484613 9.30 Places We Go With Jennifer Adams. 234190 10.00 The Hot 30 Countdown.

(PG, CC) 4428068 12.00 Radar. (PG, CC) 936155 12.30 MOVIE: Dr Seuss’ Horton Hears A Who! (G, 08, R, CC) 3934616 3.00 Masterchef Australia. (PG, R, CC) 643548 4.00 What’s Up Down Under. (R) 396513 4.30 All 4 Adventure.

853838 5.00 News At Five. (CC) 550884 6.00 6.30 7.30 8.30

Judge Judy. (PG, CC) 752155 Modern Family. (PG, R, CC) 635529 The Hotel Inspector. (CC) 650703 The Graham Norton Show. (PG, CC) Irish comedian Graham Norton chats with celebrity guests Kristen Stewart, Chris Rock and Engelbert Humperdink.

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9.30 MOVIE: Kiss The Girls. (M, 97, R, CC) Morgan Freeman, Ashley Judd, Cary Elwes. 44136161 12.05 MOVIE: Joy Ride 2: Dead Ahead. (08) Nicki Aycox, Nick Zano, Laura Jordan.

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Infomercials. (PG, R) 6596662 Bayless Conley. 8396961 It Is Written. (PG) 8940594 Hour Of Power. 4466020

6.00 WorldWatch. 79175890 8.40 Spanish News. 47488635 9.30 Greek News. 1372797 10.20 French News. 33696529 11.00 Hindi News. 8190797 11.30 Arabic News. 8193884 12.00 Russian News. 8194513 12.30 Turkish News. 7059161 1.00 Sanremo Song Festival.

(PG) (Italy) 1798635 2.55 In The Tracks Of: Maurice Jarre. (R) (France) 7410180 3.55 James Rhodes: Piano Man: Chopin. (R) (UK) 3728722 4.30 PBS NewsHour. (CC) 3873703 5.35 Rex In Rome. (PG, R) (Italy) 66493635 6.30 World News Australia. (CC) 7555068 7.30 Richard Hammond’s Engineering Connections: Super Tanker. (R, CC) (UK) 7310838 8.30 RocKwiz. (PG, R, CC) 8960242 9.15 MOVIE: Margot At The Wedding.

(M, 07, R, CC) Family secrets are exposed, and relationships ruined, when a woman and her son visit her sister to announce her upcoming wedding. Nicole Kidman. (US) 12994180 10.55 MOVIE: We Are What We Are. (AV15+, 10) (Mexico) 4771987 12.35 Ugly Americans. (M, R, CC) (US) 27259681

1.25 WeatherWatch Overnight. 43469575 4.15 Soccer. (CC) UEFA Champions League.

Final. Bayern Munich v Chelsea. 57707440

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6.00 The Serie A Highlights. (PG) 6.30 Pro Bull Riding.

Replay. 7.30 Omnisport. (R) 8.00 Motor Racing. Rolex Sports Car Series. Race 4. Global Barter 250. Replay.

11.00 Motor Racing. NASCAR Nationwide Series. Race 9. VFW Sports Clips Help A Hero 200. Highlights. 12.00 Motor Racing. NASCAR Sprint Cup. Race 11. Bojangles’ Southern 500. Highlights. 1.00 Motor Racing. BTCC. 2.00 Crash Course. (PG, R) 2.30 Get Smart. (PG, R) 3.00 Making Tracks. (R) 3.30 The WWE Experience.

(PG) 4.30 M*A*S*H. (PG, R) 5.00 Alby Mangels’ Adventure Bound. (PG) 6.00 Get Smart. (PG, R) 6.30 Talkin’ ’Bout Your Generation. (PG, R, CC) 7.30 M*A*S*H. (PG, R) 8.30 Cops: Adults Only. (M, R) 9.30 Motorcycle Racing. MotoGP. Race 4. French Grand Prix.

Qualifying. 11.00 Before The Game. (PG, CC) 12.00 Netball. ANZ Championship. Round 8. Canterbury Tactix v Waikato Bay of Plenty Magic. 1.55 NASCAR Moment.

(PG, R) 2.00 Al Murray’s Compete For The Meat. (M, R) 3.00 iFish. (R) 4.00 Omnisport. 4.30 The Magic Of The FA Cup. (R) 5.30 World Of Free Sports. (PG, R)

6.00 French News. 6.40 Indonesian News. 7.00 Cycling. Tour of California. Stage 6. Palmdale to Big Bear Lake. 9.05 WorldWatch.

6.00 Cycling. Giro d’Italia. Stage 13. Savona to Cervere. Highlights. From Italy.

6.30 My Greek Kitchen. (UK) 7.00 Food Trip With Todd English. (R) (US) 7.30 Voyages Of Discovery: Circumnavigation.

(PG, R, CC) (UK) 8.30 Roberto Saviano: In The Shadow Of Death.

(PG, R) (France) 9.30 MOVIE: In Your Image. (M, 04) After a woman marries an obstetrician, she unwittingly gives birth to her own clone. Nastassja Kinski. (France) 11.10 Cycling. Giro d’Italia. Stage 14. Cherasco to Cervinia.

2.00 WeatherWatch Overnight.

5.00 WeatherWatch And Music.

5.05 Korean News.

5.40 Japanese News.

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6.00 Toasted TV. 7.00 The Brady Bunch. (R) 7.30 Happy Days. (PG, R) 8.00 Infomercials. (PG, R) 9.00 Country Music TV. (PG) 11.30 The King Of Queens.

(PG, R) 12.00 Charmed. (PG, R, CC) 1.00 JAG. (PG, R) 2.00 MacGyver. (PG, R) 3.00 Infomercials. (PG, R) 3.30 Cheers. (PG, R) 4.00 Becker. (PG, R, CC) 4.30 Family Ties. (PG, R) 5.00 Happy Days. (PG, R) 5.30 The Brady Bunch. (R) 6.00 The Simpsons. (PG, R, CC) 6.30 Becker. (PG, R, CC) 7.00 Everybody Loves Raymond. (R, CC) 7.30 Everybody Loves Raymond. (PG, R, CC) 8.00 Becker. (PG, R, CC) 8.30 Star Trek: Voyager. (PG, R) 10.30 Star Trek: Voyager. (R) 11.30 The Hot 30 Countdown. (PG) 1.30 The Hit Rater.com. (PG) 2.00 Becker. (PG, R, CC) 2.30 Cheers. (PG, R) 3.00 Charmed. (PG, R, CC) 4.00 Becker. (PG, R, CC) 4.30 The King Of Queens. (PG, R) 5.00 Happy Days. (PG, R) 5.30 Everybody Loves Raymond. (R, CC)

6.00 7.30 NSW. (R, CC) 6.30 State To State. (R, CC) 7.00 News. (CC) 7.30 Contact Sport. (R, CC) 8.00 Weekend Breakfast. (CC) 11.30 The World This Week.

(CC) 12.00 News. (CC) 12.45 The Quarters. (R) 1.00 Big Ideas Short Cuts. (R) 2.00 News. (CC) 2.30 Contact Sport. (R, CC) 3.00 News. (CC) 3.30 Catalyst. (R, CC) 4.00 News. (CC) 4.30 At The Movies. (R, CC) 5.00 News. (CC) 5.30 One Plus One. (R, CC) 6.00 News.

(CC) 6.30 Big Ideas. (R, CC) 7.00 News. (CC) 7.30 State To State. (CC) 8.00 Four Corners. (R, CC) 8.45 Big Ideas: The Sampler. (PG, CC) 9.00 News. (CC) 9.30 The World This Week. (R, CC) 10.00 News. (CC) 10.30 Big Ideas. (R, CC) 11.00 Planet America. (CC) 11.45 The Quarters. (R, CC) 12.00 Q&A. (R, CC) 1.00 Al Jazeera Newshour. 2.00 BBC World News. 2.30 7.30 Queensland. (R, CC) 3.00 The World This Week. (R, CC) 3.30 7.30 NT. (R, CC) 4.00 Al Jazeera Newshour. 5.00 BBC World News. (R) 5.30 Big Ideas. (PG, R)

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6.00 Rage. 4049 6.30 Children’s Programs.

8186827 9.00 Insiders. (CC) 87204 10.00 Inside Business. (CC) 6865 10.30 Offsiders. (CC) 1556 11.00 Asia Pacific Focus. (CC) 2285 11.30 Songs Of Praise. (CC) 5372 12.00 Landline. (CC) 54952 1.00 Gardening Australia. (R, CC) 4865 1.30 Message Stick. (CC) 7952 2.00 New Tricks.

(PG, R, CC) 41488 3.00 A Letter To Elia. (PG, CC) 10594 4.00 The Wonderful Wizard Of Oz: The True Story. (CC) 14310 5.00 Voyage To The Planets. 19001 5.55 Minuscule. (R) 3613469

6.00 Phineas And Ferb. (R, CC) 3681 6.30 Creflo Dollar. 8372 7.00 Weekend Sunrise. 26017846 10.00 The Morning Show. (PG, CC) 50662 11.00 True Beauty. (PG, R, CC) 29778 12.00 Breaking The Magician’s Code. (PG, R, CC) 23594 1.00 No Ordinary Family. (PG, R, CC) 91894 2.00 Motor Racing. (CC) V8 Supercars Championship Series.

Phillip Island 300. Qualifying. 170594 3.30 Motor Racing. (CC) V8 Supercars Championship Series.

Phillip Island 300. Race 11. 340391 5.30 Highway Patrol. (PG, R, CC) 2372

6.00 Auction Room. (CC) 4469 6.30 Compass: Hospital Chaplains – Love And Other Miracles. (PG, CC) 2488 7.00 News. (CC) 579 7.30 The Diamond Queen. (CC) 3100466 8.35 Midsomer Murders. (M, R, CC) Laughter turns to horror during a Wild West show, when the operator on the “dunk the witch” stall is killed. 262049 10.05 Miss Fisher’s Murder Mysteries.

(Final, M, R, CC) 7693223

6.00 News. (CC) 3001 6.30 Dancing With The Stars. (CC) 704575 8.30 Downton Abbey. (Series return, M, CC) The Great War unsettles life at Downton, while Isobel’s news about Matthew rocks the family further. The family and servants work to ready the house for a fund raising concert for the village hospital. After a new maid ruffles O’Brien’s feathers, she reacts by playing a cruel trick on her in front of the family. 87730

11.00 MOVIE: On The Waterfront. (b/w, M, 54, R, CC) 1384407 12.45 A Letter To Elia. (M, R, CC) 4123518 1.45 Dick Smith’s Population Puzzle. (R, CC) 4315179 2.55 Rage. (R) 86784228 4.00 The New Inventors. (R, CC) 5547266 4.30 Can We Help? (R, CC) 3275179 5.00 Gardening Australia.

(R, CC) 3276808 5.30 Catalyst. (R, CC) 3279995

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6.00 Team Umizoomi. 754579 6.30 Dora The Explorer. (R) 609240 7.00 Weekend Today. (CC) 99132339 10.00 Wide World Of Sports. (CC) 274204 11.00 The NRL Sunday Footy Show.

4491914 1.00 Cybershack. (PG) 821001 1.30 The Fresh Prince Of Bel Air. (R) 831488 2.00 MOVIE: The Cheyenne Social Club. (PG, 70, R) 274310 4.00 Rugby League. NRL. Round 11. St George Illawarra Dragons v South Sydney Rabbitohs. From WIN Jubilee Oval, NSW. 261846

10.00 Castle. (M, CC) A woman dressed as Red Riding Hood is found dead in the woods. 29730 11.00 Castle. (M, R, CC) 43310 12.00 Alan Sugar. (M, R) 2449624 1.10 Home Shopping. (PG) 70590773 5.30 Early News. (CC) 5862650

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9.30 10.30 11.30 12.30

News. (CC) 285285 The Block. (PG, CC) 605399 60 Minutes. (CC) 859943 The Mentalist. (M, CC) The murder of a terminally ill man has the team pondering why someone would kill a person who only has a short time to live. 665407 Unforgettable. (M, CC) 654391 CSI: Miami. (M, R, CC) 645643 Flashpoint. (M, R, CC) 641827 What Would You Do? (M, R) 5386266 Spyforce. (PG, R) 5380082 20/20. (R, CC) 4429599 Danoz Direct. 1241632 GMA: Sunday Edition. (CC) 4431334 News. (CC) 8910353 Today. (CC) 8980112

6.00 6.30 7.00 7.30

The Project. (CC) 283827 Modern Family. (PG, CC) 291846 New Girl. (PG, CC) 866049 MasterChef Australia. (PG, CC) 1133488

8.40 Touch. (M, CC) Martin gets his laptop stolen on the day Jake is scheduled for an important evaluation to see if he can return home, or should remain in care. 6671730 9.40 Motorcycle Racing. (CC) MotoGP. Race 4. French Grand Prix. 7776049 12.10 1.00 4.00 4.30

Ally McBeal. (M, R) 2985808 Infomercials. (PG, R) 16587204 Hillsong. (R) 2691173 Enjoying Everyday Life With Joyce Meyer. 8917266 5.00 James Robison. (PG) 8918995 5.30 Infomercials. (PG, R) 8911082

6.00 Thalassa: The Aral Sea Resurrected.

(R, CC) (France) 3433952 6.30 World News Australia. (CC) 7515440 7.30 Lost Worlds: Secret Cities Of The Amazon. (PG, R, CC) (US) 7207310 8.30 Prophets Of Science Fiction: Robert A. Heinlein. (CC) 8989952 9.25 MOVIE: The Motorcycle Diaries.

(M, 04, R) Gael García Bernal, Rodrigo De la Serna, Mercedes Morán.

(Argentina) 57609488 11.35 MOVIE: Exiles. (M, 04, R) Romain Duris, Lubna Azabal, Zouhir Gacem. (France) 62091198

1.25 WeatherWatch Overnight. 29425315 4.45 Soccer. Coppa Italia. Final. Juventus v Napoli. From Stadio Olimpico, Rome, Italy. 45157599

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6.00 Motor Racing. NASCAR Nationwide Series. Race 9.

VFW Sports Clips Help A Hero 200. Highlights. 7.00 Motor Racing. NASCAR Sprint Cup. Race 11. Bojangles’ Southern 500. Highlights. 8.00 Motor Racing. NASCAR Sprint Cup. Sprint Showdown and All-Star Race XXVIII. Qualifying. 9.00 Motor Racing. NASCAR Sprint Cup Sprint Showdown and All-Star Race XXVIII. 1.30 NASCAR Moment. (PG, R) 1.35 Netball. ANZ Championship. Round 8. Canterbury Tactix v Waikato Bay of Plenty Magic. Replay. 3.00 Fishin’ Trip. (R) 3.30 What’s Up Down Under. (R) 4.00 Sailing. Volvo Ocean Race. Highlights. 5.00 Get Smart. (PG, R) 5.30 iFish.

6.00 Crash Course. (PG) 6.30 Cops. (PG, R) 7.00 Motorcycle Racing. Moto3. Race 4. French Grand Prix.

8.00 Motorcycle Racing. Moto2. Race 4. French Grand Prix. 9.30 MOVIE: Behind Enemy Lines: Colombia. (M, 09, R) 11.30 Netball. ANZ Championship. Round 8.

Southern Steel v Queensland Firebirds. 1.25 Ross Kemp On Gangs. (AV15+, R) 2.25 Baseball Moment. (R) 2.35 Omnisport. 3.00 Liverpool TV. (R)

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6.00 Home Shopping. 6.30 Buck Rogers. (PG, R) 7.30 The Incredible Hulk. (PG, R) 8.30 Home Shopping. 9.30 The Jeff Foxworthy Show. (PG, R) 10.00 AFL Game Day. (PG) 11.30 Footy Flashbacks. 1.00 Football. AFL. Round 8. Brisbane Lions v GWS. From the Gabba. 4.00 Football. (CC) AFL. Round 8. Carlton v Adelaide. From Etihad Stadium, Melbourne.

7.00 MOVIE: Billy Madison. (PG, 95, R) Adam Sandler, Darren McGavin, Bridgette Wilson.

9.00 Family Guy. (M, CC) 9.30 To Be Advised.

11.30 Motor Racing. (CC) V8 Supercars Championship Series. Phillip Island 300. Highlights.

12.30 Picture This. (PG, R) 1.00 Baywatch. (PG, R) 2.00 Buck Rogers. (PG, R) 3.00 The Incredible Hulk. (PG, R) 4.00 Crazy Like A Fox. (PG, R) 5.00 Adam 12. (PG, R) 5.30 Home Shopping.

6.00 Soccer. (CC) UEFA Champions League.

Final. Bayern Munich v Chelsea. Continued.

57707440 7.00 WorldWatch. 6686575 8.30 PopAsia. 4136643 10.30 Football Asia. (CC) 8159440 11.00 Soccer. 3952117 12.00 FIFA Futbol Mundial. 8161285 12.30 Speedweek.

9998846 2.00 Motorcycle Racing. Superbike World Championship. Round 5. 7965778 2.30 Al Jazeera News. (CC) 3944198 3.30 Kick. (PG, R, CC) 7531488 4.30 Living Black. (CC) 3438407 5.00 Cycling Central. (CC) 7543223

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6.00 Children’s Programs. 11.30 Surfing. Quiksilver Pro. Highlights. From New York. 12.00 Surfing. Hurley Pro. Highlights. From Trestles, California. 12.30 Eclipse.

1.00 Fishing Australia. 1.30 Seinfeld. (PG, R) 2.30 Spin City. (PG, R, CC) 3.30 Wipeout. (PG, R, CC) 4.30 The Voice. (PG, R, CC) 6.30 The Middle. (PG, R, CC) 7.00 The Middle. (PG, CC) 7.30 The Big Bang Theory. (PG, R, CC) 8.30 Suburgatory. (PG) 9.00 MOVIE: Lethal Weapon 3. (M, 92, R, CC) Mel Gibson, Danny Glover, Joe Pesci, Rene Russo.

11.20 Human Target. (M) 12.20 MAD. (M, R) 12.30 1000 Ways To Die. (MA15+) 1.30 Rapid Response. (PG, R, CC) 2.00 Home Shopping.

4.00 Green Acres. (R) 5.00 Animaniacs. (R) 5.30 The Flintstones. (R)

6.00 Home Shopping. 6.30 Route 66. (PG) 7.30 Naked City. (PG) 8.00 Welcome Back, Kotter. (PG, R) 8.30 Home Shopping. 9.30 Home And Away Catch-Up. (PG, R, CC) 11.40 MOVIE: What Did You Do In The War, Daddy? (PG, 66, R) 2.10 MOVIE: Kings Of The Sun. (PG, 63, R) 4.20 MOVIE: Loch Ness. (G, 96, R) A scientist tries to prove the existence of the Loch Ness monster.

6.30 Bargain Hunt.

7.30 Kylie Kwong: My China. (R) 8.00 Take On The Takeaway. (PG) 8.30 Escape To The Country.

9.30 60 Minute Makeover.

10.30 Homes Under The Hammer.

11.45 Royal Upstairs Downstairs.

12.20 MOVIE: What Did You Do In The War, Daddy? (PG, 66, R) 2.50 MOVIE: Kings Of The Sun. (PG, 63, R) 5.00 Australia’s Wild Secrets. (R) 5.30 Home Shopping.

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6.00 Mass For You At Home. 399431 6.30 Hillsong. 104010 7.00 Rare Bear: The Tablelands Tree Kangaroo. (R) 281594 8.00 Original Art. (R) 285310 9.00 The Hot 30 Countdown. 261730 10.00 The Hot 30 Countdown. (PG, CC) 4488440 12.00 Netball. ANZ Championship. Round 8.

Melbourne Vixens v Northern Mystics. 801488 2.00 Netball. ANZ Championship. Round 8. NSW Swifts v West Coast Fever. 272952 4.00 Meet The Press. (CC) 843223 4.30 The Bolt Report.

(CC) 204310 5.00 News At Five. (CC) 655074

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6.00 Children’s Programs. 9.10 Pixelface. (R, CC) 9.40 Horrible Histories. (R, CC) 10.10 Deltora Quest. (R, CC) 10.55 Prank Patrol Road Trip. (R, CC) 11.25 Good Game: SP. (R, CC) 11.50 Dancing Down Under. (Final, R, CC) 12.20 Sumo Mouse. (R, CC) 12.45 Oggy And The Cockroaches. (R, CC) 12.55 My Place. (R, CC) 1.20 Animalia. (R, CC) 1.45 Erky Perky. (CC) 2.15 Dani’s House. (R, CC) 2.45 Dance Academy. (R, CC) 3.35 Misery Guts. (Final, R, CC) 4.00 Short Cuts. (R, CC) 4.30 Parallax. (R, CC) 4.55 Trapped! (R, CC) 5.25 Mal.com. (R, CC) 5.40 Big Babies. (R, CC) 5.55 You’re Skitting Me. (R, CC) 6.20 Grizzly Tales. (CC) 6.30 Horrible Histories. (R, CC) 7.00 Splatalot. (R, CC) 7.30 Wolverine And The X-Men. (R, CC) 7.55 News On 3. (CC) 8.00 Skyland. (R, CC) 8.45 Black Hole High. (R, CC) 9.10 Close.

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6.00 Children’s Programs. 3.15 I’m An Animal. (R) 3.30 Shaun The Sheep. (R, CC) 3.35 Lazy Lucy. (R, CC) 3.45 Canimals. (R) 3.50 Mona The Vampire. (R, CC) 4.15 Charlie And Lola. (R, CC) 4.30 Yo Gabba Gabba!

(R, CC) 4.50 Pororo The Little Penguin. (R, CC) 5.00 Little Princess. (R, CC) 5.10 Chuggington. (R, CC) 5.25 Bob The Builder: Ready, Steady, Build! (R, CC) 5.35 The Hive. (CC) 5.40 Peppa Pig. (R, CC) 5.45 Gaspard And Lisa. (R, CC) 6.00 Little Charley Bear. (R, CC) 6.05 Small Potatoes! (R) 6.15 Mr Moon. (R, CC) 6.30 In The Night Garden. (R, CC) 7.00 Spicks And Specks. (PG, R, CC) 7.30 Dragons’ Den. (CC) 8.30 Sunday Best: American Movie. (CC) 10.15 Tribal Wives. (PG, R, CC) 11.15 Deadwood. (MA15+, R, CC) 1.05 London Live. (PG, R, CC) 1.35 Heartland. (R, CC) 2.20 News Update. 2.25 Close.

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6.00 Japanese News. 6.15 Hong Kong News. 6.35 Chinese News. 7.00 Cycling. Tour of California. Stage 7. Ontario to Mt Baldy. From California. 9.00 WorldWatch. 3.00 Hungarian News. 3.30 Indonesian News. 3.55 Croatian News. 4.30 Serbian News. 5.05 Macedonian News. 5.35 Urdu News.

6.00 Cycling. Giro d’Italia. Stage 14. Cherasco to Cervinia. Highlights. From Italy.

6.40 Iron Chef. (R, CC) (Japan) 7.30 Ninja Warrior. (PG) (Japan) 8.00 Unbeatable Banzuke. (R) (Japan) 8.30 Rescue 117. (Final, R) (Ireland) 9.30 Soccer. UEFA Champions League. Final. Bayern Munich v Chelsea. Replay.

11.10 Cycling. Giro d’Italia. Stage 15. Busto Arsizio to Lecco. From Italy. Hosted by Michael Tomalaris.

2.00 WeatherWatch Overnight.

3.00 Cycling. Tour of California. Stage 8. Circuit Race.

From Los Angeles, California.

5.00 WeatherWatch And Music.

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6.00 TV Shop: Home Shopping. 6.30 MOVIE: School For Scoundrels. (b/w, G, 60, R) 8.30 TV Shop: Home Shopping. 10.00 The Baron. (PG, R) 11.00 MOVIE: That’s Dancing! (G, 85, R) 1.00 The Garden Gurus. (R) 1.30 Getaway. (PG, R, CC) 2.00 MOVIE: Guns For San Sebastian. (PG, 68, R) 4.20 MOVIE: Dial M For Murder.

(PG, 54, R, CC) 6.30 Antiques Roadshow.

7.30 Secret Dealers. (PG, R) 8.30 MOVIE: Man On Fire. (M, 04, R, CC) A bodyguard working in Mexico seeks revenge against the gang who kidnapped the child he was hired to protect. Denzel Washington, Radha Mitchell.

11.25 Birds Of A Feather. (PG, R) 12.00 MOVIE: Kaleidoscope. (PG, 66, R) 2.00 Home Shopping.

4.30 Enjoying Everyday Life With Joyce Meyer.

(PG) 5.00 Adventures In Rainbow Country. (R) 5.30 Today. (CC)

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6.00 Toasted TV. 9.00 Dr Quinn, Medicine Woman. (PG, R) 10.00 7th Heaven. (R) 11.00 The Love Boat. (PG, R) 12.00 Charmed. (PG, R, CC) 1.00 JAG. (PG, R) 2.00 MacGyver. (PG, R) 3.00 Infomercials. (PG, R) 3.30 Cheers. (PG, R) 4.00 Becker. (PG, R, CC) 4.30 Family Ties. (PG, R) 5.00 Happy Days. (PG, R) 5.30 The Brady Bunch. (R) 6.00 The Simpsons. (R, CC) 6.30 Becker. (PG, R, CC) 7.00 Everybody Loves Raymond. (PG, R, CC) 7.30 MOVIE: American Dreamz. (PG, 06, R, CC) Contestants on a musical talent show eagerly compete for the attention of the judges, including the president of the United States, unaware that one participant has a deadly agenda. Dennis Quaid.

9.45 MOVIE: The Object Of My Affection. (M, 98, R) 12.05 Becker. (PG, R, CC) 1.00 The King Of Queens.

(PG, R) 1.30 Happy Days. (PG, R) 2.00 The Love Boat.

(PG, R) 3.00 Charmed. (PG, R, CC) 4.00 Dr Quinn, Medicine Woman. (PG, R) 5.00 7th Heaven. (R)

6.00 7.30 Victoria. (R, CC) 6.30 One Plus One. (R, CC) 7.00 News. (CC) 7.30 The World This Week. (CC) 8.00 Weekend Breakfast. (CC) 9.00 Insiders. (CC) 10.00 Weekend Breakfast. (CC) 11.30 State To State. (CC) 12.00 News. (CC) 12.45 The Quarters. (R, CC) 1.00 Big Ideas. (PG) 2.00 News. (CC) 2.30 Offsiders. (R, CC) 3.00 News. (CC) 3.30 The World This Week. (Final, R, CC) 4.00 News. (CC) 4.15 Planet America. (R, CC) 5.00 News. (CC) 5.30 The World This Week. (R, CC) 6.00 News. (CC) 6.30 Australian Story. (R, CC) 7.00 News.

(CC) 7.30 One Plus One. (R, CC) 8.00 Insiders. (R, CC) 9.00 News. (CC) 9.30 Big Ideas. (CC) 10.00 News.

(CC) 10.30 Inside Business. (R, CC) 11.00 News. (CC) 11.30 State To State. (R, CC) 12.00 Landline. (R, CC) 1.00 Al Jazeera Newshour. 2.00 BBC World News.

2.30 7.30 WA. (R, CC) 3.00 Asia Pacific Focus. (R, CC) 3.30 7.30 Tasmania. (R, CC) 4.00 Al Jazeera Newshour. (R) 5.00 BBC World News. 5.30 Big Ideas.

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6.00 ABC News Breakfast. (CC) 39789976 9.30 Business Today. (CC) 7583 10.00 Backyard Science. (R, CC) 46537 10.25 Take On Technology. (R) 2206976 10.40 Inside Science.

6835518 10.55 Catalyst Bytes. (R, CC) 4078518 11.00 Landline. (R, CC) 50353 12.00 Midday Report. 1266 12.30 The Diamond Queen. (R, CC) 22570 1.30 The New Inventors. (R, CC) 3841 2.00 Parliament Question Time. (CC) 41605 3.00 Children’s Programs. 93131 5.00 Eggheads.

8452 5.30 My Family. (R, CC) 3529 6.00 Grand Designs Revisited. (R, CC) 6.50 7.00 7.30 8.00 8.30 9.20 9.35 10.35 11.10

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Minuscule. 7424082 News. (CC) 995 7.30. (CC) 266 Australian Story. (CC) 179 Four Corners. (CC) 76044 Media Watch. (CC) 1181131 Q&A. (CC) 7131044 Lateline. (CC) 4864063 The Business. (R, CC) 8715841

11.35 Midsomer Murders. (M, R, CC) 5065570

1.10 Parliament Question Time. (R, CC)

5358551 2.10 Chasing Shadows. (M, R, CC) 5399551 2.35 Rage. (R) 2569445 3.30 Rugby Union. Shute Shield. Round 6. Replay. 7618984 5.30 Eggheads. (R, CC) 3246667

6.00 Sunrise. (CC) 13740266 9.00 The Morning Show. (PG, CC) 7159957 11.30 News. (CC) 9179 12.00 MOVIE: The Good Times Are Killing Me. (M, 09, R) 425808 2.00 Dr Oz. (PG, CC) 29995 3.00 Border Patrol. (PG, R, CC) 2860 3.30 Toybox. (P, R, CC) 2247 4.00 Lab Rats. (C, CC) 3976 4.30 News At 4.30. (CC) 3808 5.00 The Price Is Right. (CC) 4537 5.30 Deal Or No Deal. (CC) 7624 6.00 6.30 7.00 7.30 8.00 8.30

PRIME7 News. (CC) 8353 News. (CC) 3044 Home And Away. (PG, CC) 3792 Border Security. (PG, CC) 2063 The Force. (PG, CC) 9976 Revenge. (M, CC) Preparations for Emily and Daniel’s upcoming engagement party continue to gain pace leading to an air of nervous excitement. 26860 9.30 Body Of Proof. (Series return, M, CC)

10.30 11.30 12.00 12.30 1.00 5.30

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News. (CC) 730537 WIN News. (CC) 715228 The Block. (PG, CC) 366841 The Voice. (PG, CC) Hosted by Darren McMullen. 976402 9.30 Tricky Business. (PG, CC) Kate’s world is turned upside down after she discovers the full extent of Rick’s betrayal. 176315 10.30 CSI: NY. (M, R, CC) 190995 11.30 A Current Affair. (CC) 719044

Body Of Proof. (M, R, CC) 46624 30 Rock. (M, CC) 7860 Picture This. (PG, R) 5025 Sons And Daughters. (R, CC) 9906483 Home Shopping. (PG) 64068754 Early News. (CC) 9167862

12.00 WIN News. (CC) 263667 12.30 Super Rugby Extra Time. 5353938 1.30 The Whole Truth. (M) 5357754 2.30 Entertainment Tonight. 9146808 3.00 Danoz Direct. 8796367 3.30 GMA. (CC) 9028667 5.00 News. (CC) 8987025 5.30 Today. (CC)

(ch62) 6.00 Home Shopping. 6.30 Total Girl. (R, CC) 9.00 Home And Away: The Early Years. (R, CC) 9.30 Sons And Daughters. (R, CC) 10.00 Coronation Street. (PG) 10.30 Shortland Street. (PG) 11.00 Bargain Hunt. (R) 12.00 Royal Pains. (Final, M, R, CC) 1.00 Private Practice. (M, R, CC) 2.00 MOVIE: The Seven Little Foys. (G, 55, R) 4.00 Animal Academy. (PG) 4.30 Doctor On The Go. (PG, R) 5.00 Murphy Brown. (PG, R, CC) 5.30 Mad About You. (PG, R, CC) 6.00 Dad’s Army.

(R) 6.30 Bargain Hunt.

7.30 Heartbeat. (PG, R, CC) 8.30 Hamish Macbeth. (PG, CC) 9.40 Dangerfield. (M, CC) 10.40 Men Behaving Badly. (PG, R, CC) 11.20 The Worst Week Of My Life. (M, R) 12.00 The Thin Blue Line. (PG, R, CC) 12.40 Six Feet Under. (M, R, CC) 1.50 Six Feet Under. (MA15+, R, CC) 3.00 Mad About You. (PG, R, CC) 3.30 Bargain Hunt.

(R) 4.30 Shortland Street. (PG, R) 5.00 Home Shopping. 5.30 Home Shopping.

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6.00 Children’s Programs. 12.00 BTN Extra. (CC) 12.15 Backyard Science. (R, CC) 12.30 What Do You Know? (R, CC) 1.00 YooHoo & Friends. (R, CC) 1.15 Almost Naked Animals. (R, CC) 1.30 Grossology. (R, CC) 2.00 Kid Vs Kat. (R, CC) 2.25 Yakkity Yak. (R, CC) 2.35 My Almost Famous Family. (R, CC) 3.05 Ship To Shore. (R, CC) 3.30 News On 3 Update. (CC) 3.35 Dead Gorgeous. (R, CC) 4.05 My Goldfish Is Evil. (R, CC) 4.30 The Mr Men Show. (R, CC) 4.40 Sally Bollywood. (R, CC) 4.50 The Pinky And Perky Show. (R, CC) 5.05 Pixelface. (R, CC) 5.35 The Avengers. (CC) 6.00 Summer In Transylvania. (R, CC) 6.25 Bugged. (R) 6.35 Stoked. (R, CC) 7.00 Iron Man: Armored Adventures. (R, CC) 7.45 Kaeloo. (R, CC) 7.55 News On 3. (CC) 8.00 The Legend Of Dick And Dom. (R, CC) 8.35 The Assistants. (R, CC) 8.55 Close.

6.00 Today. (CC) 85822570 9.00 Mornings. (PG, CC) 9698247 11.00 News. (CC) 165334 12.00 Ellen. (PG, CC) 169150 1.00 The View. (PG, CC) 145570 2.00 Days Of Our Lives. (PG, CC) 156686 3.00 Alive And Cooking. (R, CC) 370179 3.30 Magical Tales. (P, CC) 373266 4.00 Pyramid. (Series return, C, CC) 374995 4.30 News. (CC) 520247 5.30 Hot Seat. (CC) 739808 6.00 6.30 7.00 7.30

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6.00 Home Shopping. 6.30 K-Zone. (R) 9.00 NBC Today. (R, CC) 10.00 NBC Meet The Press. (R, CC) 11.00 Adam 12. (PG, R) 11.30 Newsradio. (PG, R) 12.00 Jersey Shore. (M, R) 1.00 Miami Vice. (M, R) 2.00 Crazy Like A Fox. (PG, R) 3.00 Motor Racing. (CC) V8 Supercars Championship Series. Phillip Island 300.

Highlights. 5.00 Fifth Gear. (PG, R) 5.30 That ’70s Show. (PG, R, CC) 6.00 Scrubs. (PG, R, CC) 7.00 How I Met Your Mother. (PG, R, CC) 8.30 American Dad! (M, R, CC) 9.30 Family Guy. (M, R, CC) 11.30 American Dad! (M, R) 12.30 Fifth Gear. (PG, R) 1.00 Miami Vice. (M, R) 2.00 Crazy Like A Fox. (PG, R) 3.00 Jersey Shore. (M, R) 4.00 Buck Rogers. (PG, R) 5.00 Adam 12. (PG, R) 5.30 Home Shopping.

(ch88) 6.00 Children’s Programs. 9.30 I Dream Of Jeannie.

(R) 10.00 Green Acres. (R) 11.00 Wipeout. (PG, R, CC) 12.00 Bewitched. (R) 12.30 Spin City. (PG, R, CC) 1.00 Seinfeld. (PG, R) 1.30 Entertainment Tonight. (R, CC) 2.00 TMZ. 2.30 The Nanny. (PG, R) 3.00 Winx Club.

(PG) 3.30 Power Rangers Samurai. (PG, R) 4.00 Kids’ WB Weekdays. (PG) 4.05 Ben 10: Alien Force. (PG, R) 4.30 Spin City. (PG, R, CC) 5.00 I Dream Of Jeannie.

(R) 5.30 Bewitched. (R) 6.00 Seinfeld. (PG, R) 6.30 Two And A Half Men. (PG, R, CC) 7.00 The Big Bang Theory. (PG, R, CC) 8.00 Top Gear. (PG, R, CC) 9.30 Spartacus: Vengeance. (AV15+) 10.30 MOVIE: Sudden Impact. (AV15+, 83, R, CC) Clint Eastwood, Sondra Locke, Pat Hingle.

1.00 Watchmen: The Complete Motion Comic. (AV15+, R) 1.30 TMZ. (R) 2.00 Home Shopping. 2.30 Home Shopping. (R) 4.00 Green Acres. (R) 5.00 Animaniacs.

(R) 5.30 The Flintstones. (R)

(ch80) 6.00 Today. (CC) 9.00 TV Shop: Home Shopping. 10.30 Alive And Cooking. (R) 11.00 Friends. (PG, R, CC) 12.00 MOVIE: Fear In The Night. (M, 72, R) 2.00 Secret Dealers. (PG, R) 3.00 Antiques Roadshow. (R) 4.00 The Block. (PG, R, CC) 5.00 Ellen. (PG, R, CC) 6.00 Friends. (PG, R, CC) 7.00 The Zoo. (R) 7.30 Zoo Juniors.

8.00 Anna’s Wild Life. (PG) 8.30 Frozen Planet: Winter. (PG, R, CC) 9.30 Embarrassing Bodies: London. (M, R) 10.30 Trouble In Paradise. (M, R, CC) 11.30 Law & Order. (M) 12.30 Footy Classified. (M, CC) 1.30 Friends. (PG, R, CC) 2.00 Home Shopping.

4.30 Enjoying Everyday Life With Joyce Meyer.

(PG) 5.00 Friends. (PG, R, CC) 5.30 Today. (CC)

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6.00 Breakfast. (CC) 85820112 9.00 The Circle.

(PG, CC) 7705247 11.30 The Workers. (P, CC) 904150 12.00 Dr Phil. (PG, CC) 167792 1.00 The Doctors. (PG, CC) 143112 2.00 Ready Steady Cook. (PG, R, CC) 154228 3.00 Judge Judy. (PG, CC) 361421 3.30 Everyday Gourmet With Justine Schofield. (CC) 371808 4.00 Totally Wild. (C, CC) 372537 4.30 The Bold And The Beautiful. (CC) 726334

5.00 News At Five. (CC) 536808 6.00 The Project. (CC) 530624 7.00 MasterChef Australia. (PG, CC) 540976 8.00 Bondi Vet. (PG, CC) Chris is called out in the middle of the night to assist a golden retriever that is giving birth to a litter of puppies. 393995 8.30 NCIS. (M, R, CC) After Ziva’s father is asked to attend an NCIS conference, Gibbs and the team are ordered to oversee his protection. 178773 9.30 NCIS: Los Angeles. (M, CC) 174957 10.30 11.30 12.30 4.00 4.30 5.00 5.30

Numb3rs. (M, R, CC) 198537 Letterman. (PG) 187421 Infomercials. (PG, R) 52027803 Hillsong. (R) 6996385 Joyce Meyer. (PG) 8984938 James Robison. (PG) 8985667 Infomercials. (PG, R) 8988754

6.00 Soccer. Coppa Italia. Final. Juventus v Napoli. Continued. From Stadio Olimpico, Rome, Italy. 45157599 7.05 WorldWatch. 63694570 12.30 Turkish News. 7920605 1.00 Korean News. 6024044 1.35 Japanese News. 3800808 2.10 Hong Kong News. 53404976 2.30 Chinese News. 7900841 3.00 Letters And Numbers. (R, CC) 7901570 3.30 Al Jazeera News. (CC) 7911957 4.00 The Journal. (CC) 7912686 4.30 FIFA Futbol Mundial. 3405179 5.00 The Crew.

(CC) 3406808 5.30 Living Black. (R, CC) 3409995 6.00 Letters And Numbers. (R, CC) 3400624 6.30 World News Australia. (CC) 7582112 7.30 MythBusters: Toilet Bomb. (PG, CC) (US) 7274082 8.30 Bite Me With Dr Mike Leahy: Australia – Outback. (PG, CC) Virologist Dr Mike Leahy sets out to discover deadly creatures which threaten unwitting travellers around the world. (UK) 2874353 9.30 Shameless. (MA15+, CC) 2870537 10.30 World News Australia. (CC) 1043247 11.00 The World Game. (R) 2853860 12.00 SOS. (MA15+) 2826716 1.00 Living Black. (R, CC) 3932990 1.30 About Men. (M, R, CC) 75105532 2.35 WeatherWatch Overnight.

37634193 5.05 Korean News. 24623777 5.40 Japanese News. 62467025

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6.00 Triathlon. ITU World Championship Series. Round 2. Women’s and Men’s Race. Replay. 11.00 Pro Bull Riding. Replay. 12.00 The WWE Experience. (PG, R) 1.00 Crash Course. (PG, R) 1.30 Netball. ANZ Championship. Round 8. Southern Steel v Queensland Firebirds. Replay. 3.25 Fittest Netballer. 3.30 Beach Patrol. (PG, R) 4.00 Emergency Search & Rescue. (PG, R) 4.30 Beach Patrol. (PG, R) 5.00 iFish. (R) 5.30 Hogan’s Heroes. (R) 6.00 M*A*S*H. (PG, R) 6.30 Get Smart. (PG, R) 7.00 Cops. (PG, R) 7.30 Whose Line Is It Anyway? (PG) 8.30 The Umbilical Brothers: Heaven By Storm.

(M) 10.50 Motorcycle Racing. (CC) MotoGP. Race 4. French Grand Prix. Replay.

12.50 Netball. ANZ Championship. Round 8. Central Pulse v Adelaide Thunderbirds. 2.45 M*A*S*H. (PG, R) 3.15 Whose Line Is It Anyway? (PG, R) 3.45 Al Murray’s Compete For The Meat. (M, R) 4.45 Omnisport. 5.00 Motor Racing. British Touring Car Championship. Replay.

6.00 WorldWatch. 4.00 Polish News. 4.25 Turkish News. 4.55 Arabic News. 5.30 Hindi News.

6.00 Cycling. Giro d’Italia. Stage 15. Busto Arsizio to Lecco. Highlights. From Italy. Hosted by Michael Tomalaris.

6.35 Alessandro’s Italian Food Challenge. (R) (Italy) 7.30 The Musical Brain. (R, CC) (US) 8.30 Inside Nature’s Giants: The Elephant.

(PG, R, CC) (UK) 9.30 The World Game.

10.30 MOVIE: Mifune. (MA15+, 99) After telling everyone, including his wife, that he has no living relatives, a man receives a phone call informing him of his father’s death. Returning home to his father’s dilapidated farm, he places an ad in the local newspaper for help running the farm and taking care of his mentally challenged brother. Anders W Berthelsen, Iben Hjejle, Jesper Asholt. (Denmark) 12.20 WeatherWatch Overnight.

5.00 WeatherWatch And Music.

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6.00 Toasted TV. 9.00 Dr Quinn, Medicine Woman. (PG, R) 10.00 7th Heaven. (R) 11.00 The Love Boat. (PG, R) 12.00 Charmed. (PG, R, CC) 1.00 JAG. (PG, R) 2.00 MacGyver. (PG, R) 3.00 Infomercials. (PG, R) 3.30 Cheers. (PG, R) 4.00 Becker. (PG, R, CC) 4.30 Family Ties. (PG, R) 5.00 Happy Days. (PG, R) 5.30 The Brady Bunch. (R) 6.00 The Simpsons. (R, CC) 6.30 Neighbours. (CC) 7.00 Everybody Loves Raymond. (R, CC) 8.00 Raising Hope. (PG) 8.30 Supernatural.

9.30 Being Human.

10.30 Frasier. (R) 11.30 The Late Late Show With Craig Ferguson. (PG) 12.30 Becker. (PG, R, CC) 1.00 The King Of Queens. (PG, R) 1.30 Happy Days. (PG, R) 2.00 The Love Boat. (PG, R) 3.00 Charmed. (PG, R, CC) 4.00 Dr Quinn, Medicine Woman. (PG, R) 5.00 7th Heaven. (R)

6.00 ABC News Breakfast. (CC) 9.30 Business Today.

(R, CC) 10.00 ABC News Mornings. (CC) 12.00 News.

(CC) 12.30 Asia Pacific Focus. (R, CC) 1.00 News. (CC) 2.00 Parliament Question Time. (CC) 3.30 Afternoon Live. 5.30 Capital Hill. (CC) 5.45 The Quarters. (R) 6.00 The Drum. (CC) 6.45 The Quarters. (CC) 7.00 News. (CC) 7.30 Grandstand. (CC) 8.00 News. (CC) 8.30 The Business. (R, CC) 9.00 The World. (CC) 9.35 Q&A. (CC) 10.30 News. (CC) 11.00 The Drum. (R) 11.45 The Quarters. (CC) 12.00 News. (CC) 12.20 Lateline. (R, CC) 1.00 Al Jazeera Newshour. (R) 2.00 BBC World News: The Hub. (CC) 2.30 The Business. (R, CC) 3.00 News. (CC) 3.30 7.30. (CC) 4.00 Al Jazeera Newshour.

5.00 BBC World News. 5.30 Newsline With Jim Middleton.

CLASSIFICATIONS: (P) For preschoolers (C) Children’s programs (G) General viewing (PG) Parental guidance (M) Mature audiences (MA15+) Mature adults only (AV15+) Mature audiences: contains adult violence (M) (MA15+) and (AV15+) CONSUMER ADVICE: (a) adult themes (h) horror (Sx) sex scenes (d) drug references, (l) language, (m) medical procedures (n) nudity (v) violence (w) war (CC) Closed Captions (WS) widescreen Programs subject to late change by stations.

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6.00 ABC News Breakfast. (CC) 39756648 9.30 Business Today. (CC) 3754 10.00 Behind The News. (R, CC) 94174 10.25 Australia’s Heritage: National Treasures. (R, CC) 4055667 10.30 Australia’s Prime Ministers. (R, CC) 8197218 10.35 My Place. (R, CC) 2403919 11.00 Big Ideas. (CC) 52938 12.00 Midday Report. (CC) 1919 12.30 Q&A. (R, CC) 57483 1.30 Compass.

(PG, R) 9358 2.00 Parliament Question Time.

36990 3.00 Children’s Programs. 97174 5.00 Eggheads. 6629 5.30 My Family. (R, CC) 9716 6.00 Time Team: A Copper Bottomed Dig, Swansea. (CC) 78716 6.50 Minuscule. 7491754 7.00 News. (CC) 613 7.30 7.30. (CC) 984 8.00 Foreign Correspondent. (CC) 975 8.30 Agatha Christie’s Poirot. (M, R, CC) 36938

10.00 Artscape: Patrick White – Will They Read Me When I’m Dead? (CC) 261 10.30 Lateline. (CC) 54174 11.05 The Business. (R, CC) 8790532 11.30 Four Corners. (R, CC) 94716 12.15 Media Watch. (R, CC) 5299878 12.30 Parliament Question Time. (R, CC) 2098287 1.35 Time Team. (R, CC) 3008743 2.25 River Stories.

(R, CC) 86524781 2.30 Football. VFL. Round 9.

Replay. 27925878 5.30 Eggheads. 3140439

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6.00 Sunrise. (CC) 13717938 9.00 The Morning Show. (PG, CC) 7126629 11.30 News. (CC) 8396 12.00 MOVIE: Patricia Cornwell: The Front.

(M, 10, R, CC) Andie MacDowell. 852700 2.00 Dr Oz. (PG, CC) 25342 3.00 Border Patrol. (PG, R, CC) 5667 3.30 Toybox. (P, R, CC) 8754 4.00 Lab Rats. (C, CC) 9483 4.30 News At 4.30. (CC) 4532 5.00 The Price Is Right. (CC) 5261 5.30 Deal Or No Deal. (CC) 5648 6.00 6.30 7.00 7.30 8.30

PRIME7 News. (CC) 6377 News. (CC) 4396 Home And Away. (PG, CC) 3071 Once Upon A Time. (PG, CC) 2377 Packed To The Rafters. (PG, CC) Dave worries about whether his relationship with Jake has been permanently damaged and the possibility Julie’s relationship with Adam is more than just professional. 35735 9.30 Missing. (M, CC) 80342 11.30 Gangs Of Oz: Armed And Dangerous.

(M, R, CC) 44483 12.30 Sons And Daughters. (R, CC) 9800255 1.00 Home Shopping. (PG) 64962526 5.30 Early News. (CC) 8416174

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6.00 Children’s Programs. 5.35 The Hive. (R, CC) 5.40 Peppa Pig. (R, CC) 5.45 Gaspard And Lisa. (R, CC) 6.00 Little Charley Bear. (R, CC) 6.05 Small Potatoes! (R) 6.15 Mr Moon. (R, CC) 6.30 In The Night Garden. (R, CC) 7.00 Spicks And Specks. (PG, R, CC) 7.30 Doctor Who. (PG, R, CC) 8.25 The Roast. (CC) 8.30 Good Game. (CC) 9.00 Whisker Wars. (CC) 9.30 Being Human. (CC) 10.30 The Gruen Transfer. (M, R, CC) 11.00 Spaced. (M, R, CC) 11.30 Arrested Development. (M, R, CC) 11.50 Torchwood. (M, R, CC) 12.40 Torchwood Declassified. (R, CC) 12.55 Spaced.

(M, R, CC) 1.20 Heartland. (R, CC) 2.05 News: Late Edition. (CC) 2.10 Close.

6.00 6.30 7.00 7.30 8.30 9.00 9.30 10.00 12.00 12.30

News. (CC) 254919 WIN News. (CC) 262938 A Current Affair. (CC) 811193 The Block. (PG, CC) 532939 The Big Bang Theory. (PG, CC) 816648 The Big Bang Theory. (PG, R, CC) 808629

2 Broke Girls. (M, CC) 727700 Survivor: One World. (PG, CC) 865209 WIN News. (CC) 698101 Chase. (M, R) 5240410

1.30 Primetime: What Would You Do? (M, R) 5251526 2.30 Entertainment Tonight. (R) 2990520 3.00 Danoz Direct. 7045679 3.30 GMA. (CC) 9922439 5.00 News. (CC) 8881897 5.30 Today. (CC) 8851656

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6.00 Home Shopping. 6.30 K-Zone. (R) 9.00 NBC Today. (R, CC) 11.00 Adam 12. (PG, R) 11.30 Newsradio. (PG, R) 12.00 Jersey Shore. (M, R) 1.00 Miami Vice. (M, R) 2.00 Crazy Like A Fox. (PG, R) 3.00 Motor Mate: Best Of British. 4.30 Monster Garage. (PG, R) 5.30 That ’70s Show. (PG, R, CC) 6.00 Scrubs. (PG, R, CC) 7.00 How I Met Your Mother. (PG, R, CC) 8.00 Family Guy. (PG, R, CC) 8.30 Family Guy. (M, R, CC) 9.00 American Dad! (PG, R, CC) 9.30 Family Guy. (M, R, CC) 10.30 American Dad! (M, R, CC) 11.30 Olivia Lee: Dirty, Sexy, Funny. (M, R) 12.00 Last Comic Standing. (M, R) 2.00 Jersey Shore. (M, R) 3.00 Miami Vice. (M, R) 4.00 Crazy Like A Fox. (PG, R) 5.00 Adam 12. (PG, R) 5.30 Home Shopping.

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6.00 Breakfast. (CC) 85724984 9.00 The Circle.

(PG, CC) 7772919 11.30 The Workers. (P, CC) 428532 12.00 Dr Phil. (PG, CC) 698464 1.00 The Doctors. (PG, CC) 501984 2.00 Ready Steady Cook. (PG, R, CC) 505700 3.00 Judge Judy. (PG, CC) 892193 3.30 Everyday Gourmet With Justine Schofield. (CC) 895280 4.00 Totally Wild. (C, CC) 803209

4.30 The Bold And The Beautiful. (CC) 240716

5.00 News At Five. (CC) 338880 6.00 7.00 8.00 8.30

The Project. (CC) 233416 MasterChef Australia. (PG, CC) 182498 Modern Family. (PG, CC) 815919 Bikie Wars: Brothers In Arms.

(M, CC) Now a fully-fledged member, Snoddy does his best to calm bristling egos after Caesar Campbell and his brothers threaten to form a club within a club. 609445 9.30 NCIS. (M, R, CC) 605629 10.30 Numb3rs. (M, CC) 629209 11.30 12.30 4.00 4.30

Letterman. (PG) 618193 Infomercials. (PG, R) 52921675 Hillsong. (R) 5245697 Enjoying Everyday Life With Joyce Meyer. 8871410 5.00 James Robison. (PG) 8889439 5.30 Infomercials. (PG, R) 8882526

6.00 WorldWatch. 13284280 9.30 Greek News.

1203613 10.20 French News. 33527445 11.00 Hindi News. 8021613 11.30 Arabic News.

8024700 12.00 Russian News. 8105629 12.30 Turkish News. 7997377 1.00 MOVIE: Thirty-Five Something. (M, 05, R) (France) 6424990 3.00 Letters And Numbers. (R, CC) 7805342 3.30 Al Jazeera News. (CC) 7988629 4.00 The Journal.

(CC) 7989358 4.30 PBS NewsHour. (CC) 7579648 5.30 Global Village: Indian School – Type Caste.

(R, CC) (UK) 3476667 6.00 Letters And Numbers. (R, CC) 3477396 6.30 World News Australia. (CC) 7486984 7.30 Who Do You Think You Are? Dervla Kirwan. (PG, R, CC) (UK) 7241754 8.30 Insight. (CC) Hosted by Jenny Brockie.

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6.00 Children’s Programs. 9.30 I Dream Of Jeannie.

(R) 10.00 Green Acres. (R) 11.00 Wipeout. (PG, R, CC) 12.00 Bewitched. (R) 12.30 Spin City. (PG, R, CC) 1.00 Seinfeld. (PG, R) 1.30 Entertainment Tonight. (R, CC) 2.00 TMZ. 2.30 The Nanny. (PG, R) 3.00 Winx Club.

(PG) 3.30 Power Rangers Samurai. (PG, R) 4.00 Kids’ WB Weekdays. (PG) 4.05 Ben 10: Alien Force. (PG, R) 4.30 Spin City. (PG, R, CC) 5.00 I Dream Of Jeannie.

(R) 5.30 Bewitched. (R) 6.00 Seinfeld. (PG, R) 6.30 Two And A Half Men. (PG, R, CC) 7.00 The Big Bang Theory. (PG, R, CC) 7.30 MOVIE: Short Circuit. (86) 9.30 MOVIE: The Terminator. (M, 84, R) 11.40 Chuck. (PG) 12.40 The Nanny. (PG, R) 1.00 Ladette To Lady USA. (MA15+, R) 2.00 Home Shopping.

4.00 Green Acres. (R) 5.00 Animaniacs. (R) 5.30 The Flintstones. (R)

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6.00 Children’s Programs. 12.15 Backyard Science. (R, CC) 12.30 What Do You Know? (R, CC) 1.00 YooHoo & Friends. (R, CC) 1.15 Almost Naked Animals. (R, CC) 1.30 Grossology. (R, CC) 2.00 Kid Vs Kat. (R, CC) 2.25 Yakkity Yak. (R, CC) 2.35 My Almost Famous Family. (R, CC) 3.05 Ship To Shore. (R, CC) 3.30 News On 3 Update. (CC) 3.35 Dead Gorgeous. (R, CC) 4.05 My Goldfish Is Evil. (R, CC) 4.30 The Mr Men Show. (R, CC) 4.40 Sally Bollywood. (R, CC) 4.50 The Pinky And Perky Show. (R, CC) 5.05 Pixelface. (R, CC) 5.35 The Avengers. (CC) 6.00 Summer In Transylvania. (R, CC) 6.25 Bugged. (R) 6.35 Stoked. (R, CC) 7.00 Iron Man: Armored Adventures. (R, CC) 7.45 Kaeloo. (R, CC) 7.55 News On 3. (CC) 8.00 The Legend Of Dick And Dom. (R, CC) 8.35 The Killian Curse. (PG, R, CC) 9.00 Close.

6.00 Today. (CC) 85726342 9.00 Mornings. (PG, CC) 9665919 11.00 News. (CC) 696006 12.00 Ellen. (PG, CC) 690822 1.00 The View. (PG, CC) 503342 2.00 Days Of Our Lives. (PG, CC) 687358 3.00 Alive And Cooking. (R, CC) 894551 3.30 Magical Tales. (P, CC) 804938 4.00 Pyramid. (C, CC) 805667 4.30 News. (CC) 988349 5.30 Hot Seat. (CC) 246990

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6.00 Home Shopping. 6.30 Total Girl. (R, CC) 9.00 Home And Away: The Early Years. (R, CC) 9.30 Sons And Daughters. (R, CC) 10.00 Coronation Street. (PG) 10.30 Shortland Street. (PG) 11.00 Bargain Hunt. (R) 12.00 Kojak. (M, R) 1.00 Private Practice. (M, R, CC) 2.00 MOVIE: Tickle Me. (PG, 65, R) 4.00 Animal Academy. (PG) 4.30 Doctor On The Go. (PG, R) 5.00 Murphy Brown. (PG, R, CC) 5.30 Mad About You. (PG, R, CC) 6.00 Dad’s Army. (R) 6.30 Bargain Hunt. 7.30 Fawlty Towers. (PG, R, CC) 8.10 Keeping Up Appearances. (PG, R, CC) 8.50 Are You Being Served? (PG, R) 9.30 60 Minute Makeover.

10.30 Homes Under The Hammer.

11.45 House Doctor.

12.45 Six Feet Under. (M, R, CC) 3.00 Mad About You. (PG, R, CC) 3.30 Kojak. (M, R) 4.30 Shortland Street. (PG, R) 5.00 Home Shopping.

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6.00 The Serie A Highlights. (PG, R) 6.30 Sailing. Volvo Ocean Race. Highlights. 7.30 Crash Course. (PG, R) 8.00 Pro Bull Riding. 9.00 Baseball. MLB. Tampa Bay Rays v Toronto Blue Jays. 12.00 Baseball Moment. (R) 12.05 Netball. ANZ Championship. Round 8. Central Pulse v Adelaide Thunderbirds. Replay. 2.00 Omnisport.

2.30 Whose Line Is It Anyway? (PG, R) 3.30 Get Smart.

(PG, R) 4.00 Emergency Search & Rescue. (PG, R) 4.30 Beach Patrol. (PG, R) 5.00 iFish. (R) 5.30 Hogan’s Heroes. (R) 6.00 M*A*S*H. (PG, R) 6.30 Get Smart.

(PG, R) 7.00 Cops. (PG, R) 7.30 Undercover Boss USA. (PG) 8.30 Cops: Adults Only. (M) 9.00 Cops: Adults Only. (M, R) 9.30 Ross Kemp In Afghanistan. (M) 10.30 Ross Kemp On Gangs: Los Angeles. (AV15+, R) 11.30 M*A*S*H. (PG, R) 12.00 24. (M, R) 1.00 The League.

(MA15+) 1.30 Omnisport. (R) 2.00 Triathlon. ITU World Championship Series. Round 2. Highlights. 3.00 Baseball. MLB. Tampa Bay Rays v Toronto Blue Jays.

Replay.

6.00 WorldWatch. 4.00 Polish News. 4.25 Turkish News. 4.55 Arabic News.

5.30 Hindi News.

6.00 Cycling. Giro d’Italia. Highlights. From Italy.

Hosted by Michael Tomalaris.

6.35 Alessandro’s Italian Food Challenge. (R) (Italy) 7.30 Lost Worlds: The Destiny Of Rome – Avenging Caesar. (PG, R, CC) (France) 8.30 As It Happened: Stalin - Three Faces Of Evil: The Myth. (PG, R, CC) (Germany) 9.30 MOVIE: Our Life. (M, 10) A man finds the body of an illegal immigrant on his work site and persuades his boss to give him a subcontracting job in exchange for keeping quiet. Elio Germano, Raoul Bova, Isabella Ragonese. (Italy) 11.20 MOVIE: The Lives Of Others. (MA15+, 06, R) Ulrich Mühe, Sebastian Koch, Martina Gedeck.

(Germany) 1.40 WeatherWatch Overnight.

5.00 WeatherWatch And Music.

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6.00 Today. (CC) 9.00 TV Shop: Home Shopping. 10.30 Alive And Cooking. (R) 11.00 Friends. (PG, R, CC) 12.00 MOVIE: The Long Dark Hall. (b/w, PG, 51, R) 2.00 Zoo Juniors. (R) 2.30 Anna’s Wild Life. (PG, R) 3.00 Frozen Planet. (PG, R, CC) 4.00 Birds Of A Feather. (PG, R) 4.30 The Block. (PG, R, CC) 5.00 Ellen.

(PG, R, CC) 6.00 Friends. (PG, R, CC) 7.00 The Zoo. (R) 7.30 Yes Minister. (R) 8.00 ‘Allo ‘Allo. (PG, R) 8.40 The Closer. (M, R, CC) 10.40 Rizzoli & Isles. (M, R) 11.35 Law & Order. (M) 12.30 Friends. (PG, R, CC) 1.00 Dangerman. (PG, R) 2.00 Home Shopping.

4.30 Joyce Meyer. (PG) 5.00 Friends. (PG, R, CC) 5.30 Today. (CC)

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WeatherWatch Overnight. 39566168 WeatherWatch And Music. 45649168 Korean News. 93972089 Japanese News. 62361897

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6.00 Toasted TV. 9.00 Dr Quinn, Medicine Woman. (PG, R) 10.00 7th Heaven. (PG, R) 11.00 The Love Boat.

(PG, R) 12.00 Charmed. (PG, R, CC) 1.00 JAG. (PG, R) 2.00 MacGyver. (PG, R) 3.00 Infomercials. (PG, R) 3.30 Cheers. (PG, R) 4.00 Becker. (PG, R, CC) 4.30 Family Ties. (PG, R) 5.00 Happy Days. (PG, R) 5.30 The Brady Bunch. (R) 6.00 The Simpsons. (R, CC) 6.30 Neighbours. (CC) 7.00 Everybody Loves Raymond. (R, CC) 8.00 Rules Of Engagement.

8.30 Rules Of Engagement. (PG, R, CC) 9.00 The Office. (M) 9.30 MOVIE: Bachelor Party 2: The Last Temptation. (MA15+, 08, R) 11.35 Nurse Jackie. 12.05 The Late Late Show With Craig Ferguson. (PG) 1.00 The King Of Queens. (PG, R) 1.30 Happy Days. (PG, R) 2.00 The Love Boat. (PG, R) 3.00 Charmed. (PG, R, CC) 4.00 Dr Quinn, Medicine Woman. (PG, R) 5.00 7th Heaven. (PG, R)

6.00 ABC News Breakfast. (CC) 9.30 Business Today.

(CC) 10.00 ABC News Mornings. (CC) 12.00 News.

(CC) 12.30 Newsline With Jim Middleton. (R) 1.00 News. (CC) 2.00 Parliament Question Time. (CC) 3.30 Afternoon Live. (R) 5.30 Capital Hill. (CC) 5.45 The Quarters. (CC) 6.00 The Drum. (CC) 6.45 The Quarters. (CC) 7.00 News. (CC) 7.30 Grandstand. (CC) 8.00 News. (CC) 8.30 The Business. (CC) 9.00 The World. (CC) 10.00 The Drum. (CC) 10.45 The Quarters. (CC) 11.00 News. (CC) 11.30 7.30. (R, CC) 12.00 News. (CC) 12.25 Lateline. (R, CC) 1.00 Al Jazeera Newshour.

2.00 BBC World News: The Hub. (CC) 2.30 The Business. (R, CC) 3.00 News. (CC) 3.30 7.30. (R, CC) 4.00 Al Jazeera Newshour. (R) 5.00 BBC World News.

5.30 Newsline With Jim Middleton.

CLASSIFICATIONS: (P) For preschoolers (C) Children’s programs (G) General viewing (PG) Parental guidance (M) Mature audiences (MA15+) Mature adults only (AV15+) Mature audiences: contains adult violence (M) (MA15+) and (AV15+) CONSUMER ADVICE: (a) adult themes (h) horror (Sx) sex scenes (d) drug references, (l) language, (m) medical procedures (n) nudity (v) violence (w) war (CC) Closed Captions (WS) widescreen Programs subject to late change by stations.

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6.00 ABC News Breakfast. (CC) 39643120 9.30 Business Today. (CC) 2507 10.00 For The Juniors. (R, CC) 12743 10.15 Cyberchase. (R, CC) 7648491 10.40 Our Animals. (R) 6402897 10.45 Behind The News Special. (R, CC) 6781743 11.00 Big Ideas. (CC) 67033 12.00 Midday Report. (CC) 3472 12.30 National Press Club Address. (CC) 79878 1.30 Can We Help?

(R, CC) 2965 2.00 Parliament Question Time.

(CC) 58385 3.00 Children’s Programs. 40439 5.00 Eggheads. (CC) 9236 5.30 My Family. 2323 6.00 6.50 7.00 7.30 8.00 8.30 9.00 9.30 10.00 10.30 11.05

Country House Rescue. (R, CC) 90633 Minuscule. 7395526 News. (CC) 859 7.30. (CC) 830 Wild Life At The Zoo. (CC) 743 Randling. (CC) 994 Laid. (CC) 323 Agony Aunts. (CC) 694 At The Movies. (CC) 507 Lateline. (CC) 79217 The Business. (R, CC) 8694304

11.30 Review With Myles Barlow. (MA15+, R, CC) 9859 12.00 The Armstrong And Miller Show. (M, R, CC) 4095 12.30 Parliament Question Time. (R, CC) 6393499 1.35 The Team That Never Played. (R, CC) 5768724 2.30 Football. SANFL. Sturt v Norwood. Replay.

27985250 5.30 Eggheads. (R, CC) 3100811

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6.00 Sunrise. (CC) 13604410 9.00 The Morning Show. (PG, CC) 7013101 11.30 News. (CC) 1385 12.00 MOVIE: Prairie Fever. (M, 08, R) Kevin Sorbo. 383472 2.00 Dr Oz. (PG, CC) 43965 3.00 Border Patrol. (PG, R, CC) 8656 3.30 Toybox. (P, R, CC) 1743 4.00 Lab Rats. (C, CC) 2472 4.30 News At 4.30. (CC) 2089 5.00 The Price Is Right. (CC) 1588 5.30 Deal Or No Deal. (CC) 4675 6.00 6.30 7.00 7.30

PRIME7 News. (CC) 5304 News. (CC) 3323 Home And Away. (PG, CC) 5526 Border Security: Australia’s Front Line. (PG, R, CC) 4897 8.00 The Force: Behind The Line.

(PG, R, CC) 4410 8.30 Castle. (M, R, CC) Police launch a manhunt for the professional hit man involved in Kate Beckett’s mother’s murder after he escapes custody. 74633 10.30 The Amazing Race. (Final, PG, CC) 60781

12.00 Eastbound & Down. (MA15+, R) 7231

12.30 Sons And Daughters. (R, CC) 9877927 1.00 Home Shopping. (PG) 64939298 5.30 Early News. (CC) 2711386

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6.00 Children’s Programs. 4.15 Charlie And Lola. (R, CC) 4.30 Play School. (R, CC) 5.00 Little Princess. (R, CC) 5.10 Chuggington. (R, CC) 5.25 Bob The Builder: Ready, Steady, Build! (R, CC) 5.35 The Hive. (R, CC) 5.40 Peppa Pig. (R, CC) 5.45 Gaspard And Lisa. (R, CC) 6.00 Little Charley Bear. (R, CC) 6.05 Small Potatoes! (R) 6.15 Mr Moon. (R, CC) 6.30 In The Night Garden. (R, CC) 7.00 Spicks And Specks. (PG, R, CC) 7.30 Doctor Who. (PG, R, CC) 8.15 Doctor Who: Confidential. (R, CC) 8.30 The Model Agency. (CC) 9.30 Face Facts: The Truth About Botox. (CC) 10.30 The Gruen Transfer. (M, R, CC) 11.00 Sunday Best: American Movie. (R, CC) 12.40 Coach Trip. (PG, R, CC) 1.05 Coach Trip. (R, CC) 1.30 Heartland. (R, CC) 2.15 News: Late Edition. (CC) 2.20 Close.

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6.00 Home Shopping. 6.30 Total Girl. (R, CC) 9.00 Home And Away: The Early Years. (R, CC) 9.30 Sons And Daughters. (R, CC) 10.00 Coronation Street. (PG) 10.30 Shortland Street. (PG) 11.00 Bargain Hunt. (R) 12.00 Kojak. (M, R) 1.00 Private Practice. (M, R, CC) 2.00 MOVIE: You Can’t Run Away From It. (G, 56, R) 4.00 Animal Academy. (PG) 4.30 Doctor On The Go. (PG, R) 5.00 Murphy Brown. (PG, R, CC) 5.30 Mad About You. (PG, R, CC) 6.00 Dad’s Army. (R) 6.30 Bargain Hunt.

7.30 Heartbeat. (PG, R, CC) 8.30 Maigret. (PG, R, CC) 9.40 Life Begins. (M, R, CC) 10.40 Men Behaving Badly. (PG, R, CC) 11.10 The Bill. (M, R, CC) 12.00 The Sweeney. (M, R) 1.00 Six Feet Under. (M, R, CC) 2.00 Home Shopping.

3.30 Room For Improvement. (R, CC) 4.00 Mad About You. (PG, R, CC) 4.30 Shortland Street. (PG, R) 5.00 Home Shopping.

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6.00 11.35 Move It Mobstyle. (R, CC) 12.00 BTN Extra.

(CC) 12.15 Backyard Science. (R, CC) 12.30 What Do You Know? (R, CC) 1.00 YooHoo & Friends. (R, CC) 1.15 Almost Naked Animals. (R, CC) 1.30 Grossology.

(R, CC) 2.00 Kid Vs Kat. (R, CC) 2.25 Yakkity Yak. (R, CC) 2.35 My Almost Famous Family. (R, CC) 3.05 Ship To Shore. (R, CC) 3.30 News On 3 Update. (CC) 3.35 Dead Gorgeous. (R, CC) 4.05 My Goldfish Is Evil. (R, CC) 4.30 The Mr Men Show. (R, CC) 4.40 Sally Bollywood. (R, CC) 4.50 The Pinky And Perky Show. (R, CC) 5.05 Pixelface. (R, CC) 5.35 The Avengers. (CC) 6.00 Summer In Transylvania. (R, CC) 6.25 Bugged. (R) 6.35 Stoked. (R, CC) 7.00 Iron Man: Armored Adventures. (R, CC) 7.45 Kaeloo. (R, CC) 7.55 News On 3. (CC) 8.00 The Legend Of Dick And Dom. (R, CC) 8.35 Vampire Knight. (PG, R, CC) 9.00 Close.

6.00 Home Shopping. 6.30 K-Zone. (R) 9.00 NBC Today. (R, CC) 11.00 Adam 12. (PG, R) 11.30 Newsradio. (PG, R) 12.00 Jersey Shore. (M, R) 1.00 Miami Vice. (M, R) 2.00 Crazy Like A Fox. (PG, R) 3.00 Motor Mate: Best Of British. 4.30 Monster Garage. (PG, R) 5.30 That ’70s Show. (PG, R, CC) 6.00 Scrubs. (PG, R, CC) 7.00 How I Met Your Mother. (PG, R, CC) 7.30 MythBusters: Cell Phones On Planes.

(PG, R, CC) 8.30 Hardcore Pawn. (M, R) 9.30 American Pickers. (PG) 11.30 Rude Tube. (M) 12.00 Jersey Shore. (M, R) 1.00 Miami Vice. (M, R) 2.00 Home Shopping.

3.30 Room For Improvement. (R, CC) 4.00 Crazy Like A Fox. (PG, R) 5.00 Adam 12. (PG, R) 5.30 Home Shopping.

(ch8) 6.00 Today. (CC) 85793014 9.00 Mornings. (PG, CC) 9552491 11.00 News. (CC) 608746 12.00 Ellen. (PG, CC) 303994 1.00 The View. (PG, CC) 911142 2.00 Days Of Our Lives. (PG, CC) 903138 3.00 Alive And Cooking. (R, CC) 236385 3.30 Magical Tales. (P, CC) 239472 4.00 Pyramid. (C, CC) 230101 4.30 News. (CC) 400033 5.30 Hot Seat. (CC) 611052 6.00 6.30 7.00 7.30

News. (CC) 612781 WIN News. (CC) 697472 The Block. (PG, CC) 255385 Rugby League. (CC) State of Origin.

Game 1. Queensland v New South Wales. From Etihad Stadium, Melbourne.

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10.15 The Big Bang Theory. (PG, R, CC) 9983675

11.15 Weeds. (MA15+, R) 6479965 11.45 WIN News. (CC) 3464385 12.15 Eclipse. (R) 385637 12.45 20/20. (CC) 1591705 1.45 WIN Presents. (PG, R) 6588453 2.00 Entertainment Tonight. (CC) 1140683 2.30 Danoz Direct. 4350415 3.30 GMA. (CC) 9982811 5.00 News. (CC) 8858569 5.30 Today. (CC) 8828328

(ch88) 6.00 Children’s Programs. 9.30 I Dream Of Jeannie.

(R) 10.00 Green Acres. (R) 11.00 Wipeout. (PG, R, CC) 12.00 Bewitched. (R) 12.30 Spin City. (PG, R, CC) 1.00 Seinfeld. (PG, R) 1.30 Entertainment Tonight. (R, CC) 2.00 TMZ. 2.30 The Nanny. (PG, R) 3.00 Winx Club.

(PG) 3.30 Power Rangers Samurai. (PG, R) 4.00 Kids’ WB Weekdays. (PG) 4.05 Ben 10: Alien Force. (PG, R) 4.30 Spin City. (PG, R, CC) 5.00 I Dream Of Jeannie.

(R) 5.30 Bewitched. (R) 6.00 Seinfeld. (PG, R) 6.30 Two And A Half Men. (PG, R, CC) 7.00 The Big Bang Theory. (PG, R, CC) 8.00 Two And A Half Men. (PG, R, CC) 8.30 2 Broke Girls. (M, R, CC) 9.30 MOVIE: Teen Wolf. (PG, 85, R) 11.30 South Park. (M) (US) 12.00 TMZ. (R) 12.30 The Nanny. (PG, R) 1.00 Ladette To Lady USA. (MA15+, R) 2.00 Home Shopping. 2.30 Home Shopping. (R) 4.00 Green Acres. (R) 5.00 Animaniacs.

(R) 5.30 The Flintstones. (R)

(ch80) 6.00 Today. (CC) 9.00 TV Shop: Home Shopping. 10.30 Alive And Cooking. (R) 11.00 Friends. (PG, R, CC) 12.00 MOVIE: The Brides Of Fu Manchu. (PG, 66, R) 2.00 The Farmer Wants A Wife. (Final, PG, R, CC) 3.00 The Zoo. (R) 3.30 Yes Minister. (R) 4.00 The Block. (PG, R, CC) 5.00 Ellen. (PG, R, CC) 6.00 Friends. (PG, R, CC) 7.00 The Zoo. (R) 7.30 Dog Rescue. (PG) 8.00 Remarkable Vets. (PG) 8.30 Extreme Parenting: An Hour Of Anything But Typical Parenting. (CC) 9.30 Embarrassing Bodies: Brighton. (M, R) 10.30 How Clean Is Your House? (PG, R) 11.30 Conan. (M) 12.30 Friends. (PG, R, CC) 1.00 Seaway. (PG, R) 2.00 Home Shopping.

4.30 Enjoying Everyday Life With Joyce Meyer.

(PG) 5.00 Friends. (PG, R, CC) 5.30 Today. (CC)

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6.00 Breakfast. (CC) 85791656 9.00 The Circle.

(PG, CC) 7669491 11.30 The Workers. (P, CC) 886304 12.00 Dr Phil. (PG, CC) 103976 1.00 The Doctors. (PG, CC) 808584 2.00 Ready Steady Cook. (PG, R, CC) 208520 3.00 Judge Judy. (PG, CC) 267255 3.30 Everyday Gourmet With Justine Schofield. (CC) 237014 4.00 Totally Wild. (C, CC) 238743 4.30 The Bold And The Beautiful. 615878 5.00 News At Five. (CC) 416694

6.00 WorldWatch. 13188052 9.30 Greek News.

1270385 10.20 French News. 33421217 11.00 Hindi News. 8098385 11.30 Arabic News.

8091472 12.00 Russian News. 8092101 12.30 Turkish News. 7891149 1.00 Insight. (R, CC) 3803897 2.00 Dateline. (R, CC) 3874385 3.00 Letters And Numbers. (R, CC) 7872014 3.30 Al Jazeera News. (CC) 7875101 4.00 The Journal.

(CC) 7876830 4.30 PBS NewsHour. (CC) 7466120 5.30 Global Village: A Mnong Child. (R, CC) (France) 3370439

6.00 The Project. (CC) 410410 7.00 MasterChef Australia. (PG, CC) 220859 8.30 Offspring. (M, CC) Worried about their first big fight and Patrick’s decision to spend the night alone at a motel, Nina seeks Patrick out at work the next day in order to apologise. Mick and Rosanna continue to forge their musical partnership. 602697 9.30 The Good Wife. (M, CC) 707061 10.30 Numb3rs. (M, R, CC) 212863

6.00 Letters And Numbers. (R, CC) 3371168 6.30 World News Australia. (CC) 7453656 7.30 Wildest India: India’s Lost World.

(CC) Part 5 of 5. (Netherlands) 91488859 8.35 Extreme Frontiers: Canada. (M, CC) Part 3 of 4. Adventurer Charley Boorman continues his trip across Canada by motorbike. 20458061 9.30 East To West: The River Flowing Westward. (CC) (Turkey) 8360520 10.35 World News Australia. (CC) 16876965

11.30 12.30 4.00 4.30

Letterman. (PG) 307205 Infomercials. (PG, R) 52998347 Hillsong. (R) 9540809 Enjoying Everyday Life With Joyce Meyer. (PG) 8848182 5.00 James Robison. (PG) 8849811 5.30 Infomercials. (PG, R) 8859298

11.10 MOVIE: Hidden Diary. (M, 09) (France)

43456410 1.00 MOVIE: A Wonderful Night In Split. (MA15+, 04, R) (Croatia) 18456076 2.45 WeatherWatch Overnight. 78002366 5.00 WeatherWatch And Music. 45609540 5.05 Korean News. 31772601 5.40 Japanese News.

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6.00 Arsenal TV. (R) 9.00 Baseball. MLB. Cincinnati Reds v Atlanta Braves. 12.00 Motorcycle Racing. (CC) MotoGP. Race 4. French Grand Prix. Replay. 2.00 Pro Bull Riding. Replay. 3.00 Omnisport. 3.30 Get Smart.

(PG, R) 4.00 Emergency Search & Rescue. (PG, R) 4.30 Beach Patrol. (PG, R) 5.00 iFish. (R) 5.30 Hogan’s Heroes. (R) 6.00 M*A*S*H. (PG, R) 6.30 Get Smart. (PG, R) 7.00 Cops. (PG, R) 7.30 Fear Factor. (PG) 8.30 Homeland.

9.30 Sons Of Anarchy. (Series return, AV15+) 10.35 Burn Notice. (M, R) 11.35 M*A*S*H. (PG, R) 12.05 iFish. (R) 12.35 Omnisport. (R) 1.00 Motor Racing. NASCAR Sprint Cup. Sprint Showdown and All-Star Race XXVIII. Replay.

4.00 Soccer. Serie A. Lazio Roma v Inter. Replay.

6.00 WorldWatch. 4.00 Polish News. 4.25 Turkish News. 4.55 Arabic News. 5.15 Hindi News. 5.30 Mandarin News Australia.

6.00 Cycling. Giro d’Italia. Stage 16. Limone Del Garda to Falzes. Highlights. From Italy. Hosted by Michael Tomalaris.

6.40 Alessandro’s Italian Food Challenge. (Final, R) (Italy) 7.35 Inspector Rex. (PG, R) (Austria) 8.30 The Killing. (M) (Denmark) 9.40 MOVIE: Buddha Collapsed Out Of Shame.

(M, 07, R) An Afghani girl who desperately wants to go to school, to learn to read and write, is met with hostility and indifference. Abbas Alijome, Abdolali Hoseinali, Nikbakht Noruz. (Iran) 11.05 Cycling. Giro d’Italia. Stage 17. Falzes to Cortina d’Ampezzo. From Italy. Hosted by Michael Tomalaris.

2.00 WeatherWatch Overnight.

5.00 WeatherWatch And Music.

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6.00 Toasted TV. 9.00 Dr Quinn, Medicine Woman. (PG, R) 10.00 7th Heaven. (PG, R) 11.00 The Love Boat.

(PG, R) 12.00 Charmed. (PG, R, CC) 1.00 JAG. (PG, R) 2.00 MacGyver. (PG, R) 3.00 Infomercials. (PG, R) 3.30 Cheers. (PG, R) 4.00 Becker. (PG, R, CC) 4.30 Family Ties. (PG, R) 5.00 Happy Days. (PG, R) 5.30 The Brady Bunch. (R) 6.00 The Simpsons. (PG, R, CC) 6.30 Neighbours. (CC) 7.00 Everybody Loves Raymond. (R, CC) 7.30 The Simpsons.

8.00 Futurama. (PG, R, CC) 8.30 The Simpsons. (R, CC) 9.00 Futurama. (PG, R, CC) 10.00 The Cleveland Show. 10.30 Frasier. (R) 11.30 The Late Late Show With Craig Ferguson. (PG) 12.30 Becker. (PG, R, CC) 1.00 The King Of Queens. (PG, R) 1.30 Happy Days. (PG, R) 2.00 The Love Boat. (PG, R) 3.00 Charmed. (PG, R, CC) 4.00 Dr Quinn, Medicine Woman. (PG, R) 5.00 7th Heaven. (PG, R)

6.00 ABC News Breakfast. (CC) 9.30 Business Today.

(CC) 10.00 News. (CC) 12.30 National Press Club Address. (CC) 1.30 News. (CC) 2.00 Parliament Question Time. (CC) 3.30 Afternoon Live. 5.30 Capital Hill. (CC) 5.45 The Quarters. (R, CC) 6.00 The Drum. (CC) 6.45 The Quarters. (R, CC) 7.00 News. (CC) 7.30 Grandstand. (CC) 8.00 News. (CC) 8.30 The Business. (CC) 9.00 The World. (R, CC) 10.00 The Drum. (CC) 10.45 The Quarters. (R, CC) 11.00 News. 11.30 7.30.

(R, CC) 12.00 News. (CC) 12.25 Lateline. (R, CC) 1.00 Al Jazeera Newshour. (R) 2.00 BBC World News: The Hub. (R, CC) 2.30 The Business. (R, CC) 3.00 News.

(CC) 3.30 7.30. (R, CC) 4.00 Al Jazeera Newshour. (R) 5.00 BBC World News. 5.30 Newsline With Jim Middleton.

CLASSIFICATIONS: (P) For preschoolers (C) Children’s programs (G) General viewing (PG) Parental guidance (M) Mature audiences (MA15+) Mature adults only (AV15+) Mature audiences: contains adult violence (M) (MA15+) and (AV15+) CONSUMER ADVICE: (a) adult themes (h) horror (Sx) sex scenes (d) drug references, (l) language, (m) medical procedures (n) nudity (v) violence (w) war (CC) Closed Captions (WS) widescreen Programs subject to late change by stations.

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6.00 ABC News Breakfast. 39610892 9.30 Business Today. 1724 10.00 Me Voila! (R) 62989 10.10 Neue Freunde. 4905618 10.15 Jung In Europa. 4421618 10.25 La Mappa Misteriosa.

(R, CC) 4445298 10.35 Behind The News. (R, CC) 2367163 11.00 Country House Rescue.

50960 12.00 Midday Report. 9989 12.30 The Return Of Sherlock Holmes. (PG, R) 62705 1.30 At The Movies. 4892 2.00 Parliament Question Time. 74540 3.00 Children’s Programs. 35502 5.00 Eggheads. 4231 5.30 My Family. (CC) 4618 6.00 6.50 7.00 7.30 8.00 8.30

River Cottage: Autumn. (R, CC) 90328 Minuscule. 7362298 News. (CC) 705 7.30. (CC) 796 Catalyst. (CC) 989 Silk. (CC) Martha is coerced into defending a policewoman, accused of racism, before a police misconduct board. 95095 9.30 Secrets Of The Superbrands: Fashion. (CC) 46434 10.25 Lateline. (CC) 112453 11.00 The Business. (R, CC) 23347 11.25 Mapping The World: Windows On The World. (R, CC) 2782618 12.20 Parliament Question Time. (R, CC) 5109854 1.20 Silk. (R, CC) 5323922 2.30 Football. WAFL. West Perth v Subiaco. Replay.

27952922 5.30 Eggheads. 3177583

6.00 Sunrise. (CC) 13671182 9.00 The Morning Show. (PG, CC) 7080873 11.30 News. (CC) 7892 12.00 MOVIE: Up Close & Personal.

(M, 96, R) Robert Redford, Michelle Pfeiffer, Stockard Channing. 9842873 2.30 Dr Oz. (PG, CC) 37521 3.30 Toybox. (P, R, CC) 1160 4.00 Lab Rats. (C, CC) 8989 4.30 News At 4.30. (CC) 6366 5.00 The Price Is Right. (CC) 7095 5.30 Deal Or No Deal. (CC) 9322 6.00 6.30 7.00 7.30 9.00

PRIME7 News. (CC) 1811 News. (CC) 6502 Home And Away. (PG, CC) 8705 Australia’s Got Talent. (CC) 29540 Grey’s Anatomy. (M, CC) In the spirit of Valentine’s Day, Meredith and Derek try to have a night to themselves. 65366 10.00 Desperate Housewives. (M, CC) After discovering Ben’s loan shark is out to get him, Susan convinces Mike to go to the police with the information. 54250 11.00 12.00 1.00 5.30

Private Practice. (M, CC) 45502 Auction Squad. (R, CC) 67941 Home Shopping. (PG) 64999670 Early News. (CC) 6016598

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6.00 Children’s Programs. 5.25 Bob The Builder. (R, CC) 5.35 The Hive. (R, CC) 5.40 Peppa Pig. (R, CC) 5.45 Gaspard And Lisa. (R, CC) 6.00 Little Charley Bear. (R, CC) 6.05 Small Potatoes! (R) 6.15 Mr Moon. (R, CC) 6.30 In The Night Garden. (R, CC) 7.00 Spicks And Specks. (PG, R, CC) 7.30 Doctor Who. (PG, R, CC) 8.15 Doctor Who: Confidential. (R, CC) 8.25 The Roast. (CC) 8.30 The Marngrook Footy Show. (PG, CC) 9.30 Alan Carr: Chatty Man. (CC) 10.20 Arrested Development. (CC) 10.40 The Gruen Transfer. (M, R, CC) 11.10 Laid. (R, CC) 11.40 The Model Agency. (R, CC) 12.25 Whisker Wars. (R, CC) 12.50 The Marngrook Footy Show. (PG, R, CC) 1.50 News: Late Edition. (CC) 1.55 Close.

6.00 Home Shopping. 6.30 Total Girl. (R, CC) 9.00 Home And Away: The Early Years. (R, CC) 9.30 Sons And Daughters. (R, CC) 10.00 Coronation Street. (PG) 10.30 Shortland Street. (PG) 11.00 Bargain Hunt. (R) 12.00 Kojak. (M, R) 1.00 Private Practice. (M, R, CC) 2.00 MOVIE: Summertree. (PG, 71, R) 4.00 Animal Academy. (PG) 4.30 Doctor On The Go. (PG, R) 5.00 Murphy Brown. (PG, R, CC) 5.30 Mad About You. (PG, R, CC) 6.00 Dad’s Army. (R) 6.30 Bargain Hunt.

7.30 The Royal. (PG, CC) 8.30 A Touch Of Frost. (M, R, CC) 10.40 Open All Hours. (PG, R) 11.15 The Bill. (M, R, CC) 12.20 Six Feet Under. (MA15+, R, CC) 3.30 Kojak. (M, R) 4.30 Shortland Street. (PG, R) 5.00 Home Shopping.

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6.00 Children’s Programs. 12.15 Backyard Science. (R, CC) 12.30 What Do You Know? (R, CC) 1.00 YooHoo & Friends. (Final, R, CC) 1.15 Almost Naked Animals. (R, CC) 1.30 Grossology. (R, CC) 2.00 Kid Vs Kat. (R, CC) 2.25 Yakkity Yak. (R, CC) 2.35 My Almost Famous Family. (R, CC) 3.05 Ship To Shore. (R, CC) 3.30 News On 3 Update. (CC) 3.35 Dead Gorgeous. (R, CC) 4.05 My Goldfish Is Evil. (R, CC) 4.30 The Mr Men Show. (R, CC) 4.40 Sally Bollywood. (R, CC) 4.50 The Pinky And Perky Show. (R, CC) 5.05 Pixelface. (Final, R, CC) 5.35 The Avengers. (CC) 6.00 Summer In Transylvania. (R, CC) 6.25 Bugged. (R) 6.35 Stoked. (R, CC) 7.00 Iron Man: Armored Adventures. (R, CC) 7.45 Kaeloo. (R, CC) 7.55 News On 3. (CC) 8.00 The Legend Of Dick And Dom. (R, CC) 8.35 Karaoke High. (PG, R, CC) 9.00 Close.

6.00 Home Shopping. 6.30 K-Zone. (R) 9.00 NBC Today. (R, CC) 11.00 Adam 12. (PG, R) 11.30 Newsradio. (PG, R) 12.00 Jersey Shore. (M, R) 1.00 Miami Vice. (M, R) 3.00 Motor Mate: Best Of British.

5.00 Motor Racing. Targa Tasmania. Classic. Highlights.

From Tasmania. 5.30 That ’70s Show. (PG, R, CC) 6.00 Scrubs. (PG, R, CC) 7.00 How I Met Your Mother. (PG, R, CC) 7.30 Swamp People. (PG) 8.30 America’s Hardest Prisons: Lockdown. (M) 9.30 Operation Repo. (M) 10.30 Operation Repo. (M, R) 11.00 Jail. (M) 12.00 Blokesworld. (MA15+) 12.30 Jersey Shore. (M, R) 1.30 Miami Vice. (M, R) 2.30 Motor Mate: Best Of British.

4.30 Newsradio. (PG, R) 5.00 Adam 12. (PG, R) 5.30 Home Shopping.

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6.00 Today. (CC) 85760786 9.00 Mornings. (PG, CC) 9529163 11.00 News. (CC) 569502 12.00 Ellen. (PG, CC) 570618 1.00 The View. (PG, CC) 589366 2.00 Days Of Our Lives. (PG, CC) 583182 3.00 Alive And Cooking. (R, CC) 783095 3.30 Magical Tales. (P, CC) 786182 4.00 Pyramid. (C, CC) 787811 4.30 News. (CC) 940453 5.30 Hot Seat. (R, CC) 142724 6.00 6.30 7.00 7.30 8.30

News. (CC) 143453 WIN News. (CC) 128144 A Current Affair. (CC) 793347 The Block. (PG, CC) 943415 The Big Bang Theory. (PG, R, CC) The gang sets out to help Sheldon find the person responsible for hacking his World of Warcraft online account. 514927 9.30 The NRL Footy Show. (M, CC) 4777219 11.15 WIN News. (CC) 6446637 11.45 The AFL Footy Show. (M, CC) 8768540 1.30 2.30 3.00 3.30 5.00 5.30

20/20. (R, CC) 5288670 Entertainment Tonight. (CC) 2921924 Danoz Direct. 9140403 GMA. (CC) 9959583 News. (CC) 8818941 Today. (CC) 8715800

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6.00 Breakfast. (CC) 85768328 9.00 The Circle.

(PG, CC) 7636163 11.30 The Workers. (P, CC) 308328 12.00 Dr Phil. (PG, CC) 561960 1.00 The Doctors. (PG, CC) 587908 2.00 Ready Steady Cook. (PG, R, CC) 581724 3.00 Judge Judy. (PG, CC) 781637 3.30 Everyday Gourmet With Justine Schofield. (CC) 784724 4.00 Scope. (C, CC) 785453 4.30 The Bold And The Beautiful. 139250 5.00 News At Five. (CC) 923786 6.00 The Project. (CC) 927502 7.00 MasterChef Australia. (CC) 944144 8.00 Glee. (PG, CC) The New Directions gang heads to Chicago for Nationals, where they are to perform in front of a panel of judges including celebrity Lindsay Lohan.

9.00 10.00 11.00 12.00

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Law & Order: SVU. (M, CC) 504540 Law & Order: SVU. (M, R, CC) 500724 Numb3rs. (M, R, CC) 591076 Letterman. (PG) 430372

1.00 Infomercials. (PG, R) 81236552 4.00 Hillsong. (R) 7340421 4.30 Enjoying Everyday Life With Joyce Meyer. (PG) 8815854 5.00 Life Today With James Robison. (PG) 8816583

5.30 Infomercials. (PG, R) 8819670

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6.00 WorldWatch. 34485908 11.30 Arabic News. 8068144 12.00 Russian News. 8069873 12.30 Turkish News. 7851521 1.00 Food Lovers’ Guide To Australia. (R, CC) 7852250 1.30 William Shatner’s Weird Or What? (R, CC) 3871298 2.30 If Only. (R, CC) 7848057 3.00 Letters And Numbers. (R, CC) 7849786 3.30 Al Jazeera News. (CC) 7842873 4.00 The Journal. (CC) 7843502 4.30 PBS NewsHour. (CC) 7433892 5.30 Global Village: African School – Show Me The Money. (R, CC) (UK) 3330811 6.00 6.30 7.30 8.00

Letters And Numbers. (R, CC) 3331540 World News Australia. (CC) 7420328 French Food Safari. (R, CC) 1965415 Island Feast With Peter Kuruvita.

(CC) 1962328 8.30 Heston’s Feasts. (M, R, CC) (UK) 2712569

9.30 The Family UK. (M, CC) (UK) 2701453 10.30 World News Australia. (CC) 1974163 11.00 How To Get More Sex. (M, R, CC) (UK) 6244347

11.25 Erotic Tales. (MA15+, R) (Netherlands)

87011637 12.00 Dave In The Life. (M, R, CC) 5440380 12.35 MOVIE: Crime Novel. (AV15+, 05, R) (Italy) 43346670 3.10 WeatherWatch Overnight. 56688361 5.00 WeatherWatch And Music. 45676212 5.05 Korean News. 65077813 5.40 Japanese News. 62398941

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6.00 Children’s Programs. 9.30 I Dream Of Jeannie.

(R) 10.00 Green Acres. (R) 11.00 Wipeout. (PG, R, CC) 12.00 Bewitched. (R) 12.30 Spin City. (PG, R, CC) 1.00 Seinfeld. (PG, R) 1.30 Entertainment Tonight. (R, CC) 2.00 TMZ. 2.30 The Nanny. (PG, R) 3.00 Winx Club.

(PG) 3.30 Power Rangers Samurai. (PG, R) 4.00 Kids’ WB Weekdays. (PG) 4.05 Ben 10: Alien Force. (PG, R) 4.30 Spin City. (PG, R, CC) 5.00 I Dream Of Jeannie.

(R) 5.30 Bewitched. (R) 6.00 Seinfeld. (PG, R) 6.30 Two And A Half Men. (PG, R, CC) 7.00 The Big Bang Theory. (PG, R, CC) 7.30 Community. (PG) 8.00 Two And A Half Men. (PG, R, CC) 8.30 MOVIE: Big Momma’s House. (00, R, CC) 10.30 The Hard Times Of RJ Berger. (MA15+) 11.00 The Hard Times Of RJ Berger. (M) 11.30 Eclipse. (R) 12.00 TMZ. (R) 12.30 The Nanny.

(PG, R) 1.00 Undercovers. (Final, AV15+, R) 2.00 Home Shopping. 2.30 Home Shopping. (R) 4.00 Green Acres. (R) 5.00 Animaniacs. (R) 5.30 The Flintstones.

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6.00 Soccer. Serie A. Juventus v Atalanta Bergamo.

Replay. 8.00 Pro Bull Riding. 9.00 Baseball. MLB. New York Yankees v Kansas City Royals. 12.00 Motorcycle Racing. MotoGP Classics. Race 4. Spanish Grand Prix.

Replay. 1.00 Omnisport. (R) 1.30 Al Murray’s Compete For The Meat. (M, R) 2.30 Fear Factor. (PG, R) 3.30 Get Smart. (PG, R) 4.00 Emergency Search & Rescue. (PG, R) 4.30 Beach Patrol. (PG, R) 5.00 iFish. (R) 5.30 Hogan’s Heroes. (R) 6.00 M*A*S*H. (PG, R) 6.30 Get Smart. (PG, R) 7.00 Cops. (PG, R) 7.30 Extreme Fishing With Robson Green. (PG) 8.30 The Game Plan: NRL. 9.30 MOVIE: Streets Of Blood. (AV15+, 09, R) 11.30 The Game Plan: AFL. 12.30 M*A*S*H. (PG, R) 1.00 iFish. (R) 2.00 Omnisport.

2.30 The Serie A Highlights. (PG, R) 3.00 Baseball. MLB. Cincinnati Reds v Atlanta Braves.

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6.00 WorldWatch. 4.00 Polish News. 4.25 Turkish News. 4.55 Arabic News. 5.30 Hindi News.

6.00 Cycling. Giro d’Italia. Stage 17. Falzes to Cortina d’Ampezzo. Highlights.

6.30 Catherine’s Italian Kitchen. (R) (Ireland) 7.00 Catherine’s Roman Holiday. (R) (Ireland) 7.30 Asia’s Monarchies: Nepal. (PG) (Netherlands) 8.30 Sharia Money: The Price Of Paradise.

9.30 MOVIE: The Father Of My Children. (M, 09) A successful film producer spirals into a suicidal state as his company becomes riddled with debt.

Louis-Do de Lencquesaing, Chiara Caselli, Alice de Lencquesaing. (France) 11.30 MOVIE: Heartbeat Detector. (M, 07, R) A psychologist working for a petrochemical corporation discovers a troubling link between the business and Nazi ideology. Mathieu Amalric, Michael Lonsdale, Jean-Pierre Kalfon. (France) 2.00 WeatherWatch Overnight.

5.00 WeatherWatch And Music.

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6.00 Today. (CC) 9.00 TV Shop: Home Shopping. 10.30 Alive And Cooking. (R) 11.00 Friends. (PG, R, CC) 12.00 MOVIE: My Fellow Americans. (M, 96, R, CC) 2.00 Dog Rescue. (PG, R) 2.30 Remarkable Vets. (PG, R) 3.00 The Zoo. (R) 3.30 How Clean Is Your House?

(PG, R) 4.30 The Block. (PG, R, CC) 5.00 Ellen. (PG, R) 6.00 Friends. (PG, R, CC) 7.00 The Zoo. (R) 7.30 Friends. (PG, R, CC) 8.30 Super Nanny.

9.30 Hoarding: Buried Alive. (PG) 10.30 What Would You Do? (M, CC) 11.30 Conan. (M) 12.30 Friends. (PG, R, CC) 1.00 Seaway. (PG, R) 2.00 Home Shopping.

4.30 Enjoying Everyday Life With Joyce Meyer.

(PG) 5.00 Friends. (PG, R, CC) 5.30 Today. (CC)

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6.00 Toasted TV. 9.00 Dr Quinn, Medicine Woman. (PG, R) 10.00 7th Heaven. (PG, R) 11.00 The Love Boat.

(PG, R) 12.00 Charmed. (PG, R, CC) 1.00 JAG. (PG, R) 2.00 MacGyver. (PG, R) 3.00 Infomercials. (PG, R) 3.30 Cheers. (PG, R) 4.00 Becker. (PG, R, CC) 4.30 Family Ties. (PG, R) 5.00 Happy Days. (PG, R) 5.30 The Brady Bunch. (R) 6.00 The Simpsons. (PG, R, CC) 6.30 Neighbours. (CC) 7.00 Everybody Loves Raymond. (R, CC) 7.30 The Simpsons. (R, CC) 8.30 Star Trek: The Next Generation. (R) 11.30 The Late Late Show With Craig Ferguson. (PG) 12.30 Becker. (PG, R, CC) 1.00 The King Of Queens.

(PG, R) 1.30 Happy Days. (PG, R) 2.00 The Love Boat.

(PG, R) 3.00 Charmed. (PG, R, CC) 4.00 Dr Quinn, Medicine Woman. (PG, R) 5.00 7th Heaven. (PG, R)

6.00 ABC News Breakfast. (CC) 9.30 Business Today.

(CC) 10.00 News. (CC) 12.30 Newsline With Jim Middleton. 1.00 News. (CC) 2.00 Parliament Question Time. (CC) 3.30 Afternoon Live. (R) 5.30 Capital Hill.

(CC) 5.45 The Quarters. (R, CC) 6.00 The Drum. (CC) 6.45 The Quarters. (CC) 7.00 News. (CC) 7.30 Grandstand. (CC) 8.00 News. (CC) 8.30 The Business. (CC) 9.00 The World. (CC) 10.00 The Drum. (CC) 10.45 The Quarters. (CC) 11.00 News. (CC) 11.30 7.30. (R, CC) 12.00 News. (CC) 12.20 Lateline. (R, CC) 1.00 Al Jazeera Newshour.

2.00 BBC World News: The Hub. (CC) 2.30 The Business. (CC) 3.00 News. (CC) 3.30 7.30. (R, CC) 4.00 Al Jazeera Newshour. 5.00 BBC World News.

5.30 Newsline With Jim Middleton.

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TRADES & SERVICES

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Saturday May 19th – Cumnock Markets are held from 9am to 12noon at Crossroads Park. Check out the fresh produce, art, handcrafted goods, new clothes, hot foods and more. Stall holders and visitors welcome.

WOODWORKING CLASSES Day & Evening Classes Clifton Grove Orange Mens & Ladies Groups

Phone Malcolm on 0417 471 527

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PETS & LIVESTOCK Hydrobath

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Mobile Dog Grooming

Salon pampering at home

Ashlie Gardiner 0429 124 255

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COMING EVENTS Australia’s Biggest Morning Tea will be held on Thursday, May 24. This is a great way to raise money for cancer research and to help bring us closer to a cancer-free future. To register call 1300 65 65 85.

Orange Day VIEW Club will hold their 43rd birthday celebrations on Friday, May 25 at Orange Ex-Services’ Club from 11.30am for a 12noon start. RSVP: May 23 to Pat Daly on 6362 399.

NAB Daybreak Rotary Ball will be held from 6.30pm to1am on Saturday, May 26. This is a fun night of good food and dancing, with all funds raised supporting the Orange and District Early Education Program (ODEEP). For more info phone 6362 2666.

Cafe Barneys is inviting everyone to their next meeting on Sunday, May 27 at St Barnabas Parish Hall, Cnr Dora and McLachlan St from 1pm. There will be a delicious two-course meal followed by a relaxed, contemporary worship time together. For more info call Rev’d Anne Neville 6362 5349.

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Orange Evening VIEW Club will be celebrating their 31st birthday on May, 31 at the Orange Ex-Services’ Club from 7pm for a 7.30pm start. RSVP to Isobel 6362 9943 by May, 25.

Orange Society of Model Engineers Running Day will hold their running day on Saturday, June 2 from 1pm at Matthews Park. For safety reasons please wear covered shoes. For more info contact Greg Bird 6362 9634.

Orange Regional Farmers Market will commence from 8.30am on Saturday, May 9 at the Showground.

For more info call Cath Thompson 0425 259 350.

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Phone Virginia 6362 0710 or mobile 0429 182 354

Hems, shortening, removal etc.

Bits and Pieces Solutions Linda 0439 818 386 or 6362 6976

MEETING THIS WEEK Thursday May 17th – Orange Social Dance Group will meet at the Orange City Bowling Club. Beginners from 7-8pm, General Dancing (Ballroom, Latin and Sequence) 8-10pm. Learn to Dance and have fun.

Enquiries 6362 0068.

Thursday May 17th - Orange Classics Book Club meets at the Orange City Library from 12:30pm – 1:30pm, 5:30pm and 7pm. For more info contact Orange City Library on 6393 6125.

Thursday May 17th - MyTime is a support group for carer’s of children (up to 16 years) with special needs/ chronic health conditions. The Orange MyTime group will meet at the Baptist Church Hall, Sale St, at 10am.

For more info contact Suzi on 6360 1455.

Thursday May 17th - The Wellness House, 55 Bathurst Rd, will be holding a free weekly lunchtime talk from 12.15pm. This week Applied Kinesiology and Chiropractor, Matt Brady, will be the guest speaker. Limited spaces available. To book call 6391 5900.

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Antique Fair 2012 will be held on the weekend of June 16 and 17 at the Orange Function Centre.

Enquiries to Ticketek on 6393 8111.

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Saturday May 19th - Cobb & Co Coach House Craft Demonstration Day will be held from 9.30am to 4pm.

Soup and a roll will be available for $10 a head, with a gold coin donation appreciated. For more info contact the Cottage 6366 8260.

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Friday May 18th - ‘Grow’ for mental health will meet from 2pm at the HAAC Centre, 286 Lords Pl. This friendship and support group allows its members to increase their self confidence and value, whilst discovering a new purpose for themselves. Contact Kristen or Gina 6362 7497.

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Saturday May 19th – Cancer Council Australia will be holding a special forum on coping after cancer.

The session is also open to carers, family, friends and work colleagues of those who have been affected by cancer. For more info and registration details contact 1300 200 558.

Saturday May 19th/Sunday May 20th - Orange Uniting Church Book Fair offers a large variety of pre-loved books at their two-day fair to be held at the Murray Hall at the rear of St John’s Uniting Church, Cnr Sale and Kite St. Doors will be open from 9.30am to 5pm.

Sunday May 20th – Orange Community Markets will commence from 8am till 12 noon in the Kmart car park, Byng St entrance. All proceeds raised go to support local charities.

Sunday May 20th – RSPCA Million Paws Walk will be held from 10am at Endeavour Oval. It involves thousands of people and dogs registering, fundraising and participating in walks held across Australia to raise money for those less fortunate animals in the RSPCA’s care. Register and start fundraising now by visiting http://nsw. millionpawswalk.com.au Sunday May 20th - Amusu Theatre, Manildra, will hold their next movie screening, “The Eye of the Storm,” from 1.30pm. Free afternoon tea is provided.

For bookings call 0418 452 902.

Monday May 21st – Rotary Club of Orange Calare will meet at 1pm lunch at Duntryleague, Woodward St. Contact Michael 0412 398 451.

Monday May 21st – Live Life Well Class will be held from 9:30am at the Manildra Golf Club. This is a free active and healthy group fitness class, circuit based exercises suitable for all ages and ability levels. For enquiries, call Cheryn on 6392 3410.

Tuesday May 22nd - Friendship, Fun and Laughter.

After 7 years the ‘new look’ Orange and District 40+ Singles Social Group is going stronger than ever. We meet at the Orange Ex-Services Club each Tuesday from 7pm. New members are always welcome.

Contact Mac 6365 1133 or Joan 6360 2652.

Wednesday May 23rd - Camp Quality Trivia Night will be held from 7:30pm at the Royal Hotel Orange.

Contact Louise Eggleston on 6362 7023.

Wednesday May 23rd – Orange Parkinson Support Group will meet at the Community Information and Service Centre, 77 Kite Street every fourth Wednesday in the Month. For more info contact Martha Brown 6362 2755.

Wednesday May 23rd – On-going friendship group will be meeting from 10am at the Church of Christ, Burrendong Way. Morning tea is provided. For more info contact John and Maureen Miller on 6362 6455.

Orange City Library Storytime for children aged between 3-5yrs will be held at the Orange City Library in keeping with school term dates. The sessions will be held on Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday at 11am and there is also an extra session on Thursday afternoons at 2pm. Please book one week in advance 6393 8132.

Orange Seniors are open every Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday from 9.30am to 3pm.There is a two course cooked meal each day at 12noon for $6.00.

Entertainment includes scrabble, bingo and cards.

Chess is available Wednesday mornings 9.30am, Thai Chi on Thursday 10.30am. Ring Seniors on 6362 6592.

Orange Men’s Shed meets each Tuesday and Wednesday from 10.00am till 3pm at the School of Arts Hall Lucknow. For more details call 5310 6304.

Orange Bridge Club welcomes anyone who is interested in playing the game of bridge or would like to learn the game, to join our friendly club. Contact Helen on 6362 1138 or Jan on 6362 2040.

Scrabble Club meets fortnightly on Sunday afternoons from 2-5pm. Play Scrabble using the original rules and using the standard dictionary for reference. Scrabble is fun and helps keep your brain active. Meeting fortnightly on Sunday afternoons from 2-5pm. Beginners very welcome. Enquiries to Audrey 6362 0068.

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Two weeks notice is required and placement is subject to available space. Please email brief details to reception@ cwpn.com.au, fax 6361 3494, or phone Rachael on 6361 3575 during business hours.

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FAIR’s FAIR Although this married couple enjoyed their luxury fishing boat together, it was the husband who was behind the wheel operating the boat. He was concerned about what might happen in an emergency. So one day out on the lake he said to his wife, “Please take the wheel, dear.

Pretend that I am having a heart attack. You must get the boat safely to shore.”

So she drove the boat to shore.

Later that evening, the wife walked into the living room where her husband was watching television. She sat down next to him, switched the TV channel, and said to him, “Please go into the kitchen, dear. Pretend I’m having a heart attack. You must set the table, cook the dinner, and wash the dishes!”

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Hey hey everyone, Last Sunday was Mother’s Day. What a great day, the Cnr Byng & Seymour Sts, Orange 6362 5466 weather was rainy and cold but I had a blast. Started with giving Kimberly her card and gift. She loved it. Followed that by all going to lunch with my mum,dad, my sister and brother -in-law in town. Had a great lunch, ate way too much, as usual. Then capped off the night with dinner at Kimberly's parents house, and again, ate way too much. I seriously have a 'eating way too much' problem I think.

Aria understood the concept of Mothers day and was telling everyone 'Happy Mother’s day" - really cute.

We also played dress up's in the evening. Aria was 'Sally' the hairdresser and I was Pippy Long-stocking, a wicked witch and a bogan called Ray, it was as pretty funny. Mother’s day is a special day where we get to pause for a day and thank all the mums in our lives who make such an amazing difference in our lives.

My mum has always been an amazing lady. I am who I am because of the things she has taught me.

Always there for advice and always there for a good old fashion hug if need be. KImberly, wow, where do I I start. For many months of the year Kimberly has to watch over a growing family without my help. Not only does she raise the most amazing kids, she has plenty left love in her to help all her friends and family with what ever they ask of her. I don't know how she does it. She is so strong and I admire her above all. She is the perfect mum. Our family is so very lucky to have her as our own. Be good. Belmo

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