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Copyright Š Andy Robb, 2011 Published 2011 by CWR, Waverley Abbey House, Waverley Lane, Farnham, Surrey GU9 8EP, UK. Registered Charity No. 294387. Registered Limited Company No. 1990308.

The right of Andy Robb to be identified as the author of this work has been asserted by him in accordance with the Copyright, Designs and Patents Act 1988.

All rights reserved. No part of this publication may be reproduced, stored in a retrieval system, or transmitted, in any form or by any means, electronic, mechanical, photocopying, recording or otherwise, without the prior permission in writing of CWR. See back of book for list of National Distributors.

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Copyright Š 1991, 1992, 1995 by the American Bible Society.

Editing, design and production by CWR Printed in China by 1010 Printing International ISBN: 978-1-85345-623-7

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Good day to you, young person. Professor Bumblebrain’s the name. Welcome to another of my clever and witty books. I make no apologies if that sounds a little bit big-headed. To be honest, anyone who has a brain the size of a large cabbage (as I do) is certainly going to need a whopper of a cranium in which to house the jolly thing.

You will have observed from the rather attractive cover that this book is all about Jesus. If you hadn’t noticed this very obvious fact, perhaps now is the time to take a quick look before we proceed further.

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If, perhaps, you have purchased this publication with the mistaken notion that it was a book on making candles out of earwax or one on how to cook ice cream on a barbecue, you are going to be extremely disappointed.

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I must add at this point that there are no refunds on this product (well, not from me anyway), so if you have made a monumental mistake in buying this book, you will simply have to grin and bear it.

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Right, let us now move on.

Firstly, I would like to discover what (if anything) you know about the subject in hand, which, as we have already said, is ‘Jesus’.

I have put this in the form of a test.

A spot of brisk mental stimulation will do you no harm whatsoever, young reader.

May I remind you that I take examinations very seriously, so there will be no cheating, no talking and definitely no flamenco dancing.

Is that clear?

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Right, on with the test.

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