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to remember loved ones who have had cancer. Page 3
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to outdoor challenge course construction should be redirected to better serve students. Page 5
Conservative columnist Michael Stikkel discusses different forms of feminism in relation to the achievements of late Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher.
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An SU student spreads advice around campus in the form of anonymous sticky notes. Page 13
than the program itself just a few years ago is now reshaping SU men’s soccer. Page 24
Archbold evacuates after leak
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Since its founding last year, The Kumquat has produced a wide range of satirical videos. Below are four videos that have created buzz on Syracuse University’s campus.
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“CAMPUS: BID DAY” Feb. 25, 2013
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chase gaewski | photo editor (FROM LEFT) JILLIAN DAVIS, ALEX KUZOIAN AND NICK SESSLER are all members of The Kumquat, a satirical news group. The group’s most recent video mocks Student Association members.
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SU satirical news group looks to poke fun at campus stereotypes without being offensive By Michelle Sczpanski
W “CONNECTING CUSE- PJ ALAMPI FOR SA PRESIDENT” Nov. 8, 2012
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hen it comes to making a joke, The Kumquat’s motto is, “no one is safe.” The Kumquat, Syracuse University’s only satirical news show, was founded on the idea that all campus stereotypes can be made fun of. This year, the organization has caught the attention of the campus community for making jokes about everything from sorority girls to Student Association officials socializing with Osama bin Laden. For The Kumquat, the difference between what is funny and offensive is often ambiguous, and in its depiction of campus stereotypes, the group is faced with the challenge of walking that line. The organization was created by three S.I. Newhouse School of Public Communications students with the intention of providing satire to the student body. “We all were just interested in satire and satirical news and we didn’t really see an outlet on campus for that yet,” said Alex Kuzoian, one
of the founders. The first project that created buzz was a video titled “Sh*t Newhouse Kids Say.” The video, which has more than 3,000 hits, was the starting point
“Satire isn’t supposed to enforce generalizations or stereotypes, it’s supposed to make fun of the fact that they exist.”
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for future Kumquat projects. “It started off joking about being a kind of stuck-up, think-we’re-betterthan-everyone-else-Newhouse kid … that isn’t necessarily applied to everyone, but it’s a stereotype,” said Sarah Schuster, the group’s
president and humor columnist for The Daily Orange. “From that just stemmed this joke of, ‘What if we acted like we’re three stuck-up Newhouse kids presenting news?’” The Kumquat comes several years after the satirical show “Over the Hill,” which ran on the HillTV network. The show was shut down for publishing content that contained “potentially offensive jokes about black people, Indians (both American and those from India), women, date rape, eating disorders and even lynching,” The Daily Orange reported on Oct. 28, 2005. All of The Kumquat’s founders are aware of the show’s history, and said they thought that particular content went too far. Schuster said what happened to “Over the Hill” doesn’t worry her. Regardless of the show’s history, she said she believes the group has an ethical responsibility to not take any joke too far. “We’re all about making people laugh with us or making people laugh at us, but never something
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Department of Recreation Services officials evacuated Archbold Gymnasium on Sunday night due to a pressure leak in the building’s vapor system. Fire department officials said the leak was not harmful and that they intended to fix the leak that night, said Cassie Pettinati, operations supervisor for Archbold. She added that recreation services officials would be notified if the gym was unable to open Monday morning. At about 9:45 p.m., a gym attendant noticed a musky smell in the lower
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SPD awaits toxicology report result By Meredith Newman ASST. NEWS EDITOR
The Syracuse Police Department is awaiting a toxicology report for a Syracuse University student who died from a fall in the early morning of April 6, said Sgt. Tom Connellan of SPD. The student was identified as Marianne Guppenberger, a freshman in the College of Arts and Sciences. Guppenberger was from Taipei, Taiwan, and was a resident of Day Hall. The circumstances of the death have not been released. Police expect to receive the report in the next few weeks, Connellan said. SPD would not comment on the status or nature of the case because it is an ongoing investigation, he said. mhnewman@syr.edu @MerNewman93