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TKEs will try to prove selves worthy to city VOLUME 66, ISSUE 5
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hold an open house on Monday to mend relations with community. By Denise Carson
Daily Titan Assistant News Editor Power struggles on fraternity row continue, as the TKE’s clean house inside and out. “We’re really not bad guys,” Josh Kurpies, vice president of Tau Kappa Epsilon fraternity said. “I wish people would come in and meet us so they can see that we are human just like them,” he said. Monday the TKEs will open the doors
of their house to the mayor of Fullerton, a TKE national representative from Indiana and any member of the community who has something to say about the fraternity’s future in the neighborhood. “Our actions have changed we are good guys, as ignorant as it might sound we didn’t realize we were that much of a problem before. “Hoping to focus on the giving back to the community and the university, he explained The last two weeks festive fraternities have filled the row with wild rush events and parties while the TKE fraternity has been busy improving its community image. “We have controlled ourselves and not had any parties,” TKE president Edgar Khalatian said. “We want the opportunity to follow the rules and be a productive member
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of our community,” he said. As one of the founding fathers of the TKE chapter, Khalatian said he feared all of his hard work could possibly crumble overnight if he did not agree to the conditional-use permit sanctions. “I feel this will make us a stronger group of men,” he said. “If we lost our CUP, we would have lost our home.” The CUP requires the fraternity to have two police officers present at every party with over 50 people. The estimated cost for police time is $400, Kurpies said. “We only have $400 in our social budget for the semester.” Social gathering and party fun has been eliminated from the TKE calendar. So if they can’t have the parties why the CUP?
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The corpse of the 40-year old man who was involved in a murder-suicide that claimed his life and that of a 15-yearold girl is being carried to the coroner's van after hours of investigation.
Fitness center fees attacked by senate n AS: Academic Senate
questioned raising student fees by $150 to fund the proposed fitness center. By MARYANNE WARDLAW Production Manager
Associated Students President Heith Rothman was met with some skepticism when he spoke before the Academic Senate Thursday to gain support for a student-funded fitness and recreation complex. The plan, which will be voted on by students March 24, includes a $150-per-semester fee increase for Cal State Fullerton students. The vote will not decide the fate of
this referendum. If it passes, it will go to President Milton Gordon’s office for a final decision. Objections to the proposed complex centered around raising student fees $150 a semester. Currently, CSUF students pay $200 per semester toward student fees. The fee would be the financial base for the complex, which would take an estimated $41.5 million to build and $1.5 million a year to operate. “Almost all of the comments I have heard from students in my classes have been negative because of the size of the proposed increase,” one senator said. He suggested that students may be willing to pay if the fee was smaller and
the plan less ambitious. Responding to questions, Rothman said it would be a permanent fee increase, but mentioned that CSU fees will drop five percent beginning next fall. He also pointed out that the $150 only raises $100 for the building, as onethird of all fees must go to financial aid programs. Concern was also expressed over the impact of the fee on CSUF’s competitiveness, with one senator suggesting students may decide to attend another Cal State University in order to save the $300. Rothman responded that many campuses already have higher fees than CSUF, but no figures were available for comparison.
The exact wording of the proposal was also not available, as it is in the process of being reviewed by the Office of General Council. The issue of academic versus athletic priorities was also raised. While some support for improved athletic facilities was voiced, John Olmstead recalled student opposition several years ago to statewide fee increases that benefited academic programs. “I hope that if this referendum passes, and this comes to pass, that the next time there is an attempt to raise state fees the students will keep their mouths shut,” he said. Sorel Reisman expressed the general attitude among the senators, saying he
did not have enough information about how the complex would affect the campus to decide whether or not it is a good idea. Rothman stressed that the complex would not be used for athletic events alone, saying graduation ceremonies and concerts could be held in the special events arena. He compared the planned complex to the Titan Student Union, which was built and continues to be maintained with student funds. He also said the current athletic facilities are old, the space is limited and access is only available to students a few hours each day. Last semester the AS Board of Direc-
“Administrators demanded destructive, unreasonable concessions that showed lack of respect for the faculty,” said G. Nanjundappa, professor and CFA chapter president at Cal State Fullerton. The administration’s proposal fails to acknowledge the faculty’s salary lag of 11.2 percent, eliminates existing language which provides for workload limits for faculty and continues the merit raise program. The merit raise, introduced in 1995, is of great concern to some faculty. This past year 189 faculty mem-
bers and 376 staff members received compensations for their outstanding contributions to CSUF. Recipients were rewarded for doing research, service to the community or additional professional activities. Merit awards add 2.4 percent to the recipient’s base pay and can be doubled or tripled at the discretion of the president, Nanjundappa said. “The issue of merit raises is dividing the faculty, promoting unhealthy competition and is destructive to morale,” Nanjundappa said.
But the administration sees it as a natural reward for hard work. “Merit pay is the most important issue on the agenda and CSU believe merit is an excellent way to reward outstanding faculty,” said Ken Swisher, media relations manager for the CSU chancellor’s office. Another hot topic on the table is the salary lag for CSU faculty, leaving them 11.2 percent behind comparable universities across the nation. Swisher said that 11.2 percent is a deceptive number. “The 11.2 percent gap assumes that
there will be no salary raise this year, but in reality the raise in July will reduce that number significantly,” said Swisher. “Chancellor Charles Reed plans to address the state legislature to reduce that gap.” Swisher said that a four percent pay increase for university professors is scheduled for JulyÑa bit late for the faculty contracts, which expire in June. “We hope a fair contract will be done by May 8, before the spring semester ends, so we can send it to the faculty to be ratified,” Nanjundappa said.
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members are paid 11.2 percent less than faculty members of comparable universities accross the nation. By JOAN HANSEN Daily Titan Staff Writer
CSU administrators failed last week to impress the California Faculty Association regarding money and merit raises.
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tion for vice president of finance has yet to be filled after the death of former holder Kyle O’Brien. By EDGARD AGUILAR Daily Titan Staff Writer
Since the tragic death of Kyle O’Brien last year, the position of Associated Students vice president of finance has remained unfilled. Due to lack of response for a replacement and because only two applicants applied for the office, the duties have been handled by AS President Heith Rothman. With less than five months left on the current administration, the search for candidates continues. “Only 2 people applied and were interviewed,” said AS accountant Donald Maxey. “One of them was not qualified and the second we felt, as a committee, that he didn’t fit the needs necessary for the job. This is an important position in the Executive Staff, the position is open and the search is ongoing.” “Its hard to find someone in the middle of the budget process,” explained Rothman. “We interviewed applicants up until the end of January, but we couldn’t find anyone that had the skills to fill the position. If someone walks in with the qualities we are looking for, we’d hire him on the spot.” Any applicant has to be approved by the AS president and the Board of Directors. This position could be likened to that of a city manager where all decisions made by the finance office have to be approved by the mayor and lastly by the city council. In the same plane, the vice president of finance works hand-in-hand with the AS accounting office, the AS president and the board. For those interested in this position, the qualifications are few but complex. Ability to work with groups and knowledge of the system is important. Budget and accounting experience and business knowledge are equally as important. All candidates must have a minimum 2.5 cumulative GPA at CSUF and 2.0 GPA overall. They also must have completed less than 150 units and be enrolled on this campus since spring 1997. Even if a qualified person is found, the duties would not begin until July. But the experience that could be gained by obtaining the position early could prove helpful when the next fiscal year comes, Maxey said. In happenings at last Thursday’s Finance Committee meeting: • Rothman distributed a draft copy of an agreement between AS and the Division of Student Affairs which states that all DSA programs shall be limited to requesting AS funds through the Finance committee from the contingency funds,
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School of Business Administration and Economics to host Business Week
The Cal State Fullerton School of Business Administration and Economics and the Business Inter-Club Council will host Business Week on February 24-26. The event will feature a career day designed to have companies share information as well as employment opportunities. The event hopes to provide students with an in-depth look into the business world from such industry leaders as the presidents of Nordstrom and InN-Out burger. Pete Nordstrom is this year’s keynote speaker. Among the other scheduled list of speakers are Gordan Hilton, vice president of information resorces at Toshiba American Information Systems, Joe Rooney, executive director of marketing for Cox Communications; and Francisco Valle, western regional vice president of Aramark Corp. The Business Week activities will be held at various locations in the Titan Student Union. Career day will be held on Thursday, Feb. 26 from 12:30 until 4:00 p.m. in the Titan Student Union, Portola Pavillion B. For more information, speaker schedules and activity schedules call, Irene Matz, assistant dean for SBAE, at (714) 278-4577. Gospel Choir Concert The Curtis Theatre along with Hope International University are
cooking up a hearty dish for the soul on Friday and Saturday by holding a Gospel Choir Concert. The Hope Gospel Choir has a reputation for igniting a fire in the hearts and souls of their audiences. A musical performance by the sixty-voice choir also includes an eight-piece band that raises the roof. Musical selections of traditional and contemporary gospel will provide entertainment for the entire family. Tickets for the concert are $15 for adults, $13 for seniors, and $7 for children/students and may be purchased by phone, mail, fax or in person. The Curtis Theatre is located at the Brea Civic & Cultural Center. Box office hours are Tuesday through Friday, 11 a.m. to 2 p.m.; Saturdays, 10 a.m. to 1 p.m.; and one hour prior to performances. For ticket reservations or more information call (714) 990-7722. Cal State Fullerton’s First Annual Leadership Conference Associated Students and the Student Leadership Insitute are co-sponsoring the University Leadership Conference on March 14. For $7, participants get free lunch plus workshops, speakers and a hypnotist. Some workshop topics include networking, resume writing, interview techniques and motivation. All students are welcome to attend. The registration deadline is February 27 and space is limited. For more information and registration materials call 2783295 or 278-3211.
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Tony Lynch’s title was incorrectly identified in two stories in Wednesday’s edition as Director of Campus Dining
and Vending Services; his title is Director of Food and Vending Services. Daily Titan regrets the error.
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“Parenting Styles with the Hard to Manage AD(H)D Child” is the topic of a workshop presented by Brea’s Youth & Family Resource Center and the Brea PTA Council. The free workshop is Monday, Feb. 23 from 7-9 p.m. Gospel singing will be featured at a tribute to Ralph Johns, former NAACP president and Martin Luther King Jr. from noon-2 p.m in the Humanities room 123. Caregivers Group meets every Monday at noon in the University Hall Room 205. Participants should bring concerns about aging parents as
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well as concerns about being a caretaker to this supportive and informative group. For more information contact The Women’s Center/Adult Reentry Center at (714) 278-3928.
Columnist, author and political adviser Jorge Castaneda kicks off Cal State Fullerton’s ‘98 lecture series Monday, Feb. 23 at 7 p.m. in Ruby Gerontology Center. Castaneda is a regular columnist for the Los Angeles Times and Madrid’s El Pasis, among other publications. The Visual Arts Center
presents “Last Dreams of the Millennium.” The 22 painting exhibit will be on display up until March 12. Gallery hours are 12 noon- 4 p.m., Mondays, Tuesdays and Thursdays, 3-7 p.m. on Wednesdays and Sunday 2-5 p.m. For more information call 278-3262 or for a recorded message call 278-2037. “Carboranes at Work and at Play” seminar will be held by Professor M. Frederick Hawthorne, Dept. of Chemistry and Biochemistry on Thursday, Feb. 26. The lecture will be held in McCarthy Hall- Room 468 at 4 p.m.
Chrome Addicts are performing in the Pub (lower-level of Titan Student Union) next Thursday, Feb. 26. Admission is free. The Patrons of the Library will present “An Evening with Dickens Scholar George Newlin” Thursday, Feb. 26 at 7 p.m. Society for the Advancement of Management to honor President Milton Gordon Thursday, March 5 at the Hyatt Newporter, 1107 Jamboree Rd, Newport Beach. There is a reception at 6:15 p.m. and dinner at 7 p.m. Tickets are $50 each for general public and $35 for students.
Foundation defends coffee sales n FUNDRAISING: Food ser-
vices director Tony Lynch says the proliferation of Starbucks coffee is helping, not hurting students. By STEPHEN RUBIN Daily Titan News Editor
Cal State Fullerton Foundation officials are undaunted by ongoing threats made by student Stephen Gould to organize a boycott of all three campus locations serving Starbucks coffee. Gould is arguing that the coffee outlets are stifling student fund-raising efforts. “I don’t see how what we’re doing is driving out their operations,” said Tony Lynch, Director of Food and Vending services. Gould wants Langsdorf Express to close weekdays at 5 p.m. to accommodate campus club coffee and donut sales.
Not a chance, Lynch said. “If that’s the word, we’ll have to continue our efforts to organize a campuswide boycott of Starbucks,” Gould said. The two sides cannot agree on whether the premium food services adversely hinder clubs’ ability to raise money. Gould’s plea that the new Starbucks outlet in Langsdorf Hall close fell on mostly deaf ears Tuesday at the Food Committee meeting. “I am not so sure [Gould’s] comments were representative of other campus clubs,” said committee member Kurt Borsting. Foundation Executive Director William Dickerson said he sees no reason to close any location. “I would hope any boycott can be avoided, especially when the overwhelming reaction to Langsdorf Express has been positive,” Dickerson said. Lynch said he would like to work with the clubs any way possible, but he is not about to shut hungry evening students
out from food service. Lynch said he did not receive a single complaint from students when a “Langsdorf Express coming soon” sign was posted near the location last semester. “The reason we have Starbucks is because its the most preferred coffee of college students in the nation,” Lynch said. Gould insisted Thursday that he has the support of campus clubs. Members from the Accounting Society and Taiwanese Student Association, applauded his efforts, if not overwhelmingly. “That’ll help a little bit,” said Accounting Society member Alan Kwong, if the location closed at 5 p.m. Lynch promised to talk with the administration regarding Gould’s demands, the activist said. Lynch could not be reached to comment on those claims. “He’s absolutely blind to the situation,” Gould said of Lynch, “How can a campus club compete with Starbucks?”
There is no competition between the two, Lynch said. “He’s not thinking logically,” responded Gould. There is an obvious philosophical disagreement about who is benefiting the students more. In terms of dollars, there is not much of a question. According to Dickerson, the Foundation contributes over a million dollars a year to Cal State Fullerton. Unlike Lynch, Dickerson conceded that the coffee locations may hurt Gould’s fund raising. “If that’s the extent of their fund raising, it’s quite possible the opening of Langsdorf Express would interfere with their fund-raising efforts,” Dickerson said. Gould said food service employees’ lousy wages are indicative of the Foundation’s greed. “Campus Outreach and One By One give [Foundation employees] food to supplement their diets or they’ll starve to death,” Gould said.
son’s game. And if good enough, and lucky enough, it is also a way to make money and achieve status by just going out and hitting a little white ball. Over 50 million golfers play worldwide, and the United States caters to almost 24 million of them. Public and private golf schools and junior academies are popping up everywhere. Even former president George Bush has jumped on the golf bandwagon, championing access to golf for inner-city kids. Unfortunately, Cal State Fullerton is not on this bandwagon. It does not have an intercollegiate golf team and there has not been one for 10 years. Golf was last offered to the students at CSUF in 198586 for women and 1987-88 for men. “It was a case of finances,” sport in formation director Mel Franks of the Athletic Department said. The coaches were on a part-time basis but they needed full-time status. “We weren’t able to pay the coaches
in a salary structure to make it a legitimate program,” Franks said. Ed Carroll, former athletic director at CSUF and current associate athletic director at UC Irvine, said there were a lot of reasons that the university dropped the golf program. According to Carroll, one of the reasons was that minimum standards were established for sports, and golf did not meet those standards. “A criteria was established by the Athletic Council in maintaining and establishing intercollegiate sports. Golf didn’t fair well against that criteria,” Carroll said. Carroll added that a number of sports were dropped at the end of the 1987-88 season. Men’s tennis and water polo were also discontinued. “It was very painful and difficult (to cut these programs),” Carroll said. “The student athletes were obviously upset.” The main problem, she said, was
that CSUF wasn’t able to give the students quality programs at the time. “We have protected future generations” against programs that couldn’t offer legitimate opportunities, Carroll said. However, Athletic Director John Easterbrook has golf on his agenda. But even if the university decides to bring the competitive sport back, it would take time for the start-up. “It takes a year to put it up anyway,” Easterbrook said. If golf is approved as a competitive activity, the time frame would be two years from the approval in addition to the year start-up time. Easterbrook and Carroll both agree that now there is a lot of money in golf if it is a good, strong program.
Golf is on the rise, but not at CSUF n GOLF: Golf has become
an increasingly popular sport among college students. By CINDY JIMENEZ Daily Titan Staff Writer
The game of golf has become big business. With corporate sponsorships, television coverage and celebrity recognition, thousands of young people are taking part in this rapidly growing sport. Thanks to professionals like Tiger Woods, Ernie Els and Justin Leonard, all of whom are under the age of 30 and winners of the first three major PGA tournaments in 1997, it looks like this winning drive of young stars will continue through 1998 and into the 21st century. Golf has suddenly become not just a popular game you’re but a young per-
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tors approved $5,000 to hire David Bodie of Canon Architects to come up with an outline of the 188,000-squarefoot center. Bodie’s outline includes a special events arena, gymnasium, weight and cardiovascular equipment, a baby-sitting area and courts for racquetball, basketball and various other sports. Rothman said another $5,000 will be spent by AS to distribute information about the center and increase voter turnout. He urged members of the senate to help distribute information in their
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John Hoganson, English major, and Kendall Christomiades, Psychology major, dance to the tune of the Eddie Reed Swing Band at The Pub Thursday at noon.
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The history of the CUP dates back to late September of last year when a notice solely hung on the door of house 2108 Teri Pl. The TKEs were notified that the CUP they did not even know they had was about to be revoked. They immediately took action to reclaim their CUP. The battle began when they approached Fullerton City Council, “Everyone was like NO NO NO don’t give them the CUP,” Kurpies said. The repercussions of past events surfaced in the planning commission meetings, Kurpies said. The police began listing the violations with reports, one of which they referred to as an alleged rape. “We have always feared the police and the one night we call the police they turn it all around on us,” he said. On the night of August 23, 1997, a TKE member went upstairs to use the bathrooms that were kept locked during a house party because “bathrooms are hard to clean,” Kurpies said. When the member approached the unlocked bathroom, he walked in on a guy and girl. The guy, not a TKE member, was immediately pulled off the girl by one of our officers, Kurpies said. “We called the police,” and they questioned the witnesses, the guy and the girl involved, he said. Later the police
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gave the guy a lecture about drinking and making bad decisions; they drove the girl home. “I asked the police officer how I should report this to our board member that I called about the incident at 2 a.m. that night,” he said. “The officer said, ‘Just tell them tonight wasn’t a big deal, we’re mainly concerned with noise next week.’ He was talking about rush week,” Kurpies said. Another issue brought forth by the police at the planning commission meeting was a threat to an officer by a TKE member. “[The threat] was incredibly stupid and did not represent the feelings of TKE,” Khalatian said. “Internal actions have been taken to control his behavior,” he said. The gun-shots incident was also reported in the planning commission meetings. The playback on the gun-shots story is simple. The TKEs denied access to a group of men not on the guest list and the group continued to hang around outside the house, Kurpies said. Another group of men showed up to the party and they were also denied, he said. The spraying of several rounds of bullets into the street was the messy result of the two rejected groups loitering in the streets. Captain Ken Head, of Fullerton Police Department, has been working with fraternity row for over 15 years. He said “the intensity and severity of the things happening on the row are the worst he
has seen in history.” These events are what lead to the fight against allowing the TKEs to reclaim their to right to remain a recognized fraternity. The neighbors are angry at the row and the years of builtup anger have been directed toward the TKEs, he said. Dennis Antonetti said one day when he was walking home from school a little boy from the neighborhood approached him and said ‘You are in a frat and my mom says your bad.’ The house on Teri Pl., painted red, white and gray illuminates in the dark neighborhood at night, “Our house is so bright it reflects light, it is the first house you see on the row” said Antonetti, TKE member. “We must look guilty when the police come around the corner and everyone starts running for the gate,” he said. Antonetti said he wonders if the lights draw more negative attention to the TKE house. “Before hand we were having fun no responsibilities and it didn’t even dawn on me that we had to follow rules until the CUP,” said Jeff Cader TKE member. “Now in order to keep our house we have to follow a bunch of rules,” Khalatian said the open dialogue with the police through negotiations of the CUP, has built trust and confidence in them. “This is more than TKE issue this is a row issue, “ he said. “Hopefully we are on the right path and the other fraternities will follow our lead.”
classes. Two public information forums have been scheduled to answer students’ questions. The first will take place on Wednesday, March 11, in the University Quad at noon; the second will be on Tuesday, March 17, at noon in the Titan Student UnionÕs Alvarado Room. Polling for the special election on Tuesday, March 24 will be held in the Titan Student Union and the University Quad from 8:45 a.m. to 8:30 p.m. Students at the Mission Viejo Campus will also be able to vote between 10 a.m. and 7 p.m.
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not from the regular AS budget. This agreement came about as a result of two DSA groups submitting requests for funding after the deadline for inclusion in the 1998-99 budget. • The committee granted the Women’s Center $1,895 to fund Women’s Day ‘98. • A motion was passed to allocate $4,289 to send two members from the AS Accounting Staff and two from AS Human Resources to a payroll training session in Chico.
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Dade’s 26 points cannot fend off the Western Division champs.
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Plagued by injuries the Titans travel north to Stocton to face the University of Pacific.
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By JEFF HOWE Daily Titan Staff Writer A berth in the Big West Tournament may still be possible for the Cal State Fullerton women’s basketball team. Yet with injuries plaguing the team, nothing is certain. “Unfortunately, these things happen in athletics,” Titan Head Coach Denise Currysaid. Curry will have to go deeper into her bench tonight at University of the Pacific, as well as at Long Beach State on Feb. 22. Forward Natascha Stokely had a careerhigh 11 points versus UC Santa Barbara on Feb. 18 and will start. With Erin Whiteside out at center Helen Kale is her probable replacement. Forward Nieshia Cleveland came off the bench against UCSB and shot an impressive 35 percent from long range. Guard Andrea Thieme is averaging about 13 points per game and has now moved into fourth place in the Titan all-time assist record book with 354. UOP (8-14, 4-7) is led by guard Eden Palacio with 13.7 points per game, and defensively by forward Sarah Yarbrough with 6.5 boards per game. Long Beach State (6-16, 3-8) is also coming off a loss to conference-leader UCSB. The 49ers lead the series with CSUF 45-26 and has won the past 12 of 14 games. These two teams split a pair of games last season, with the 49ers taking the first game 102-94 in overtime, and the Titans winning the second at home 92-80.
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Staci Henry is coming off her best performance of the season with a score of 9.65. The team is also coming off its top performance versus Boise State.
Titans on the rise By BRIAN DIERIEX Daily Titan Sports Photo Editor
Expectations could have lowered for the Titan gymnastics team after losing two of their gymnasts Katy Maty and Alexis Lott, but scores have begun to rise. Cal State Fullerton is coming off its best performance of 189.05 on Feb. 8 against Boise State University as they prepare for a quad-meet at Pauley Pavilion Sunday at 2 p.m.. The meet includes some of the best teams in the nation: No. 5 UCLA, No. 7 Penn State, No. 11 Oregon State University. “It’s another opportunity to get another high score, which will help us in our qualifying for the NCAA Regionals,” Titan Associate Head Coach Julie Knight said. “When you’re on the floor with good teams,
the judging tends to be higher.” Cortney Bogart is showing signs of returning to form, after having surgery on her right shoulder before the season started. The shoulder has kept her from the uneven bars most of the season. “Cortney is doing much better,” Knight said. “She is getting through her bar routines (in practice) and I think she is ready to do her real dismount on the uneven bars.” Marianne Griffen, who missed two meets at the beginning of the season because of an injured right elbow, is still not 100 percent. “Her elbow is still a little sore” Knight said. “She’s doing a lot more on bars, although she isn’t quite ready to compete on bars still. But her vaulting is getting much better, and so is her floor routine.”
The University of Pacific Tigers stole the show last night at Titan Gym when they soundly defeated the Cal State Fullerton men’s basketball team 71-57. The Tigers’ 7-foot-1 center, Michael Olowokandi, was the star of the show, finishing the night with 32 points. “We were trying to do as good of a job as we could marking one-on-one,” Titan Head Coach Bob Hawking said. The Titans tried to stop Olowokandi’s scoring frenzy with defense from centers Ike Harmon and Matt Caldwell, but the possible first round NBAdraft pick could not be stopped. CSUF (4-9 in conference, 9-14 overall) started the game with a lead and kept the Tigers on their toes for the first 10 minutes of play. With nine minutes to play in the half, The Titans led 21-14 after senior Chris Dade hit a three-pointer. However, Olowokandi scored 12 points in the remaining minutes of the half to push the Tigers ahead and give them a comfortable 36-29 lead. “We did well the first half,” Dade said. “The second half we needed to find something to work.” The Tigers started their strongest team in the second half, and quickly worked up to a 20-point lead and started to work in their second string. Olowokandi came out with seven minutes left on the clock and completed the second half with 13 points. CSUF’s Dade had a team-high with 26
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Jason Williams (54) of U of P falls on top a CSUF player as Barry Marve (35) of U of P and Craig Whitehead look on in surprise. points and five rebounds. and one field goal to leave the court with But Dade’s scoring was not enough to keep five points and Harmon shot a disapthe Titans in the game. pointing 2 for 11 to finish the night with Senior Craig Whitehead finished sec- a meager 4 points. ond behind Dade in scoring with seven The Titans will face Long Beach State points, but the Titan offense did not on Saturday night at Titan Gym to comreceive help from their normal threats. plete their home schedule and continue to Senior Chris St. Clair hit one 3-pointer compete for a playoff berth.
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Patterson will replace Trentine behind the plate.
Starting their season on the road provided a few benefits for the Titan softball team. For one, they were able to avoid the distractions of home, plus get a chance to bond a little as a team. “On the road, we only have our team to be with,” said pitcher Jana Oetgen. “For six hours on the bus (to Arizona) we just talked and got to know each other.” That quick bonding showed itself on the field, with Cal State Fullerton splitting six games this past weekend at the Coca-Cola Classic Tournament at Arizona State University. The three wins
By LANDON NEGRI Daily Titan Staff Writer Apparently, the injury bug is affecting more than just the women’s basketball team. Heading into a pivotal weekend series against the University of Nevada-Las Vegas, Cal State Fullerton’s baseball team learned that it lost starting senior catcher David Trentine for at least a month due to a broken foot. “That’s a tough loss,” Titans Head Coach George Horton said. “The doctors seemed to think it was from an old injury. And when he was running the bases at Fresno State, he may have re-broke it.” Sophomore Craig Patterson will start in Trentine’s place, and Horton said Patterson may be around for even longer. “(4-6 weeks) might be wishful thinking,” Horton said. The lineup shuffle—which comes on the heels of four women’s basketball players injuries in the past week—comes at a bad time for the Titans (6-4) as they prepare to host a challenging three-game set with UNLV. The Rebels (11-3) are riding a fivegame winning streak, and while they aren’t ranked they received votes in the latest USA Today-ESPN college baseball poll. “They’re a team we’re familiar with from when they were in the Big West,” said Horton of the Rebels, who are now in the Western Athletic Conference. “(UNLV) is off to a good start this year. Their starting pitching is solid and they swing the bats well,” Horton said. The best of those pitchers is Bryan Gidge, who has a 0.57 ERA and 2-0 record in three starts. Mike Zipser is the staff’s workhorse with 26 strikeouts in 29 2/3 innings. UNLV’s offense is led by catcher Sean Campbell (.392 average, three home runs and 13 RBI). Third baseman Kevin Eberwein is batting .433 with two homers and 16 RBI. CSUF will start Jon Smith (2-0, 1.29 ERA) on Friday and Benito Flores (1-0, 1.62) on Saturday. Adam Johnson (0-0, 0.00) makes his first start of the season on Sunday.
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included a triumph over No. 12 University of Massachusetts. “I think it always helps to get the team together on the road,” said Titan Head Coach Judi Garman. “It takes away some of the distractions of home.” But distractions aside, the Titans will have to focus their concentration on tough Big West Conference competition early this season. CSUF starts off Feb. 21 with Cal Poly San Luis Obispo and their All-American pitcher Desarie Knipfer. Last season, she compiled a 21-9 record and an anemic 0.90 ERA. Her 232 strikeouts were third in the conference. Cal Poly SLO is ranked third in the pre-season media/coaches poll, but the rest of the competition looks equally strong. CSUF is ranked fifth. “This is a really strong conference,” said UC Santa Barbara Head Coach Liz Kelly, whose team is picked eighth. “In this conference, you don’t see the disparity between the top and bottom teams.” UCSB will host the Titans Feb. 22.
Kelly adds that her team, while near the bottom, has a strong group of returning juniors and is looking to finish above .500 this season. CSUF returns a strong pitching staff, led by Jana Oetgen, whose 16-13 record and 2.33 ERA anchors the rotation. Donna Coombes (11-11, 3.31 ERA in 1997) returns as the second starter. The staff is also helped by Crissy Hartman, who doubles as an infielder. “Coombes is a junk-ball pitcher and will keep people off-balance,” Garman said. “Crissy’s ball has a lot of movement too.” Injuries are already playing a part this season, with Oetgen taking a line drive off the shin against Ohio State Feb. 14. However she is not expected to miss any games, Garman said. Infielder Christra Saindon saw limited action during the ASU tournament, suffering from back spasms. She is doubtful for this weekend.
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The Titans could rely on pitching to shut down the potent UNLV offensive attack. Cal State Fullerton hosts the Rebels for a three game series this weekend, with Friday’s game starting at 7 p.m. and Saturday and Sundays games starting at 1 p.m.
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Friday, February 20, 1998
Lord giveth, but Texas taketh away
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MELISSA MORRIS
he recent execution of condemned murderer, Karla Faye Tucker, has drawn attention to the growing number of people who stand against the death penalty. Tucker, who was found guilty in 1984 for the pickax murder of ex-lover Jerry Lynn Dean and his girlfriend, Deborah Thornton, was executed earlier this month in Texas after much public demand for commutation. The demand for commutation of Tucker’s sentence came mostly from Christians and organization such as Amnesty International.
Those who argued to change Tucker’s sentence claimed she had “served her time.” More importantly, however, the principle argument issued from many Christians was that Tucker had been saved through God’s grace and therefore deserved society’s forgiveness. Of all the history books I have read, I have never come across a period in history where society has mirrored God’s image or empathy. Even when Jesus was here to preach his Father’s message, it was only a handful of people who listened and obeyed. As a Christian, I know the bible stands for the word of God and I am familiar with the Christian notion of forgiveness and pacifism. As a Quaker, I am particularly familiar with the latter. However, a criminal’s “religious turnaround,” can not make up for the pain he or she has caused another person. God may forgive a criminal of personal sin, but God does not go back in time to “turnaround” the evil actions of a criminal by returning the victim of the crime to earth. There are consequences for sin. Laws regulate what is and is not appropriate for individuals within society, and the funny thing is, a lot of these
laws were influenced by Christian thought. us for assuming his duties, granting forgiveness to For example, the Bible states that it is unlawful those who may be undeserving and allowing for to commit adultery. Ironically, United States laws the potential release of a criminal who may hurt say the same thing. The Bible also states that it is or kill again? unlawful to steal. Guess what else says the same Suppose commutation is granted criminals thing? Federal laws. who are on death row, reducing their sentence The list goes on, and criminals need to know to life-imprisonment. Now consider the problem that although God may for- “A criminal’s religious tourn- of over-crowding in jails and give sin, most of society will prisons. Jail and prison faciliaround can not make up for ties are so full that criminals not. the pain he has caused.” are often released simply for If the Christian argument is that we are to emulate Christ, lack of room. then we need to remember So what happens when a that our God is a vengeful criminal, who may have been God. A quick flip through granted a commutation, is let the book of Revelations will out or escapes? Assuming the easily jog the memory. worst, the criminal might kill or in some other way Also, if the Christian argument is that society harm another again. attempts to assume God’s role as “Judge” when Then whose hands are bloodier? Certainly we assigning the death penalty, then we need to ask are equally smeared if we have argued forgiveness ourselves if we are not doing the same thing by and thereby allowed another life to be taken. All granting “forgiveness” to a crime we have no this in order that we might feel we are doing “the authority to forgive. right thing.” Either way we may be stepping out of line. There are 48 women on Death Row across Will God forgive us our ego? Will He forgive the United State. Eight of those women are in
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was held up the other day. I can’t go into the specifics of the hold up since the investigation is still ongoing. However, I will release this crucial detail: He had a gun. I never saw the gun during the robbery, but I assumed it was there. A big mistake during any robbery is to say, “ So you have a gun! Let’s see it!” A bigger mistake would be to say, “I bet it’s not even loaded!” Pardon my flippancy. I realize robberies are a serious matter, but flippancy helps me get through it. I’m thankful my coworkers and I survived. We were lucky. Others across the nation, every day, are not so lucky. I’m also thankful that I did not break down into
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a total wreck after the robbery. In fact, I got pissed have gone wrong and I, or one of my coworkoff at the guy. ers, would not be here at this moment. However, After the robbery, I was muttering a certain four nothing happened, and I refuse to let myself be letter word, that, although used as an adjective in dragged into “what if?” questions. New York, is unprintable here. “What if I had been shot?” I was truly angry about this guy. I hope they “What if I had been taken as a hostage?” catch him and throw the book at him. Or a brick. “What if 1970’s dress and music are not just The company I work for a fad, but actually do return has offered me counseling for “ A big mistake during any to stay?” what happened. I declined, but robbery is to say, ‘So you So we see the destructive asked if my mom could see path “what if” thinking leads have a gun! Let’s see it!’” the counselor. Sure enough, us down. It’s simply not worth when I told my mom about thinking about for more than a what happened, she asked if few hours. she could see the counselor. Besides thinking about I am tempted to use the “what if” questions, I also counselor to help me sort through the problems in refuse to let the robbery drag me down. I had my own life. a light-hearted attitude about things before the Counselor: “What did you feel when the rob- incident, and I’ll continue to have a light hearted bery was happening?” attitude. If I had lost my sense of humor, well, that Me: “It reminded me of a time when I was would be a real tragedy. younger. My parents were splitting up in a better I would also like to point out that the thief did divorce and I was depressed. I think this is why I not take anything of value from me, so I was left have a fear of intimacy with women. “ unharmed fiscally. Counselor: “Oh..well.. this is good, but how The next day I bought textbooks. does it relate to the hold up?” Me: “The hold up man had a jacket like my JOE FLORKOWSKI is a Daily Titan dad had.” staff writer. I don’t discount the fact that something could
Letters If the American people believe that the reason the United States is preparing to bomb Iraq has anything to do with Iraq possessing weapons of mass destruction, I’m afraid they are being sadly deceived. Nations rarely, if ever, tell their populations the real reasons for military action. It is very galling to hear the United States, which fired over 300 tons of radioactive material into Iraq during the Persian Gulf war, complain about weapons of mass destruction. The economic sanctions against Iraq could be considered a weapon of mass destruction, killing people and leaving property untouched. What about the bombing of Iraq’s water purification and sewage treatment plants, which still haven’t been repaired because of the embargo? Contaminated water there is leading to epidemics of disease. This is another weapon of mass destruction! Why aren’t American inspectors present
MELISSA MORRIS is a Daily Titan staff writer.
AS should build gym without new $150 fee
A robber, a gun, a workplace shrink
JOE FLORKOWSKI
California. Frankly it makes no difference to me if these women are washed of sin in God’s eyes; they are still responsible to society for their sin. When punishments are given, it is important to stand behind them as a society. It goes back to the old saying, “Say what you mean, and mean what you say.” If society does not stand behind its decisions and laws, but argues commutation for every criminal who finds God in a prison cell, what message would we be sending? Criminals are in correctional facilities because they have little or no respect for authority to begin with. If we argue for criminal commutations on the basis of spiritual “enlightenment,” whether it be through Christianity or some other faith, what we are in fact saying is, “Hey, we don’t mean what we say. Even if we did, don’t worry – we won’t stand behind it anyway.”
in other countries that have weapons of mass destruction and have invaded neighboring countries? Israel has nuclear weapons and has invaded Lebanon, still occupying part of that country. South Africa has nuclear weapons and under apartheid rule invaded Namibia and Angola. Both India and Pakistan have atom bombs and have had border disputes for years. I suggest that the real reasons for inspections and sanctions are to keep Iraq weak and provide an excuse to keep aircraft carriers and a large U.S. military force in the region to protect the profits of the oil companies. Also, keeping Saddam Hussein as the bogeyman in the Middle East provides an opportunity for American weapons manufacturers to sell a lot of weapons to nations bordering Iraq. The United States is the world’s number one arms merchant. If these ideas sound like a conspiracy theory to anyone, I say they are a lot more logical than the fairy tales which appear in the U.S. media!
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EDGARD AGUILAR
here is no question about the need for a new athletic facility at CSUF. Coaches and athletes agree that the equipment they use is not fit for proper training. Under the new proposal by AS President Heith Rothman the only question left to answer is if current students will be willing to pay for the construction of a new Fitness Center with a $150 per semester increase in tuition. Since I began attending Fullerton, one of my biggest fears has been Governor Wilson’s efforts to increase the tuition at all campuses; luckily most of his attempts have been blocked by those looking out for the students’ welfare. Now our own AS president is trying to raise our tuition by asking students to vote on March 24 to approve the new building facility at a cost of approximately $41 million. Assuming that enrollment stays at 25,000 students per semester, it will take about five and a half years to collect that kind of money. We’ve all read and heard how bad the parking situation is at our campus and that in itself is a problem with no answer in sight. Mr. McKee, acting AS administrator said the proposed center
might require the removal of some student and faculty parking, specifically lots B and K, to make way for this new site. Of course, there is no provision in this plan to replace the parking lost for student use. As I write this, I am wondering where I will get the $261.36 payment soon to be due on my deferred tuition agreement and I know $300 a year is a chunk of my budget I can’t afford to part with. Mr. Rothman promises that all services will be absolutely free for those students that pour money into the complex. If a student graduates before the center is completed he or she will have free use of the facilities for as many semesters as he paid into it. Personally, I have access to one of the finest fitness centers in the country, and can use their facilities in any city in the US. I drive about 7 miles to the closest gym to my home. Cost: $98 a year for unlimited use as a corporate member. I have to drive 37 miles to get to CSUF for my classes. Many students commute from far cities to get the best education at Fullerton, and I ask, how many come back on a regular basis after they graduate? Of all the alumni I know, the answer is very few. In the end, it will be up to us, the voting students, who will make the decision. On March 24 we’ll go to the voting polls and decide whether we can afford to leave a legacy to future students or if Mr. Rothman will have to find some other way to come up with the money needed to built his proposed Fitness Center.
EDGARD AGUILAR is a Daily Titan staff writer.
The Internet is responsible for the fall of social behavior
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KEITH MASON
his Internet thing is way out of hand. For you hermits who don’t understand this internet thing, let me break it down: You sign up for a service that promises you a social life and at-home shopping. Hey, you have your reasons and besides, the first month is gratis. You log onto some web site started by the Omaha Council for the Enrichment of Amish Folks because, lets face it, those Amish are so misunderstood. You dial in at midnight. You come to your senses around seven in the morning when the sun starts shining. By now you realize 1) you forgot to go to sleep; 2) it’s time for work; and 3) Amish people do not live in Omaha. So you mumble something that might be Hebrew and shut down the computer. Within a couple of weeks, some guy in a brown suit who may or may not work for the UPS knocks on your door. He brought gifts. But you have to pay for these gifts, and you
don’t remember ordering them, so you send the first truck back to the station. Soon some guy in a white vehicle shows at your door and asks you to sign at the X. Is it free? “Already paid for,” says the delivery boy. Before you can scream “deregulation” the phone bill arrives. There are lots of distant phone numbers for places like CyberComp and Intranet, Inc. The total on the bottom pretty much says it all, but you curse the name of Edison and all that he did for communications. Anyway, three modems and several memory upgrades later, you figure your life is complete. Hardly. Some hot girl walks into work with the tightest excuse for pants revealing that perfect... anyway, this girl walks in and practically hops across the sales floor to meet you and all you are prepared to say is, “Huh, duh tat.” Drool dribbles down your chin. The girl is flustered by the image and leaves. Your shift ends, you drive home. You turn on the computer for solace. A cyber woman answers your call and promises to satisfy your every desire. Luckily, some guy logs on and sends your computer a virus that kicks you offline and messes up your expensive hard drive. So maybe now you can get on with your life.
KEITH MASON is the Daily Titan opinion editor