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What Did He Say To Barber?

I’m very much in charge. Reminding you that tonight is our annual flu season dance.

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Note From the Editor

hut the fuck up about moonmen! It probably has space aids. I'm Mr. Crowbar, and here is my friend, who is also a crowbar! It's a new machine. It detects stuff all the way up your butt. Principal Vagina here, don't let the name fool you; I'm very much in charge. Reminding you that tonight is our annual flu season dance. I don't know how many times I have to say this, but if you have the flu, stay home. The flu season dance is about awareness, not celebration. You don't bring dead babies to Passover. its not like we can do this every week, we get 3 or 4 more of these tops. Listen, Morty, I hate to break it to you but what people call 'love' is just a chemical reaction that compels animals to breed. It hits hard, Morty, then it slowly fades, leaving you stranded in a failing marriage. I did it. Your parents are gonna do it. Break the cycle, Morty. Rise above. Focus on science. I'd like to order one large person with extra people please. white people, no no no black people... and hispanic on half. Oh, I’m sorry Morty, are you the scientist or are you the kid who wanted to get laid? Whoa, spoilers! I’m a whole season behind. We need a hang glider, and a crotch less

uncle sam costume, and I want the entire field of your largest stadium covered end to end with naked red heads, and I want the stands packed with every man that remotely resembles my father. Lookin’ good! Well I don’t like your unemployed genes in my grandchildren, Jerry. Morty, can you get to the left nipple? Why don’t you ask the smartest people in the universe, Jerry? Oh yeah you can’t. They blew up. Don’t break an arm jerking yourself off Morty. On et as quas ium fuga. Les nobit, quiatemped utendis et alia volesto ipsanis poriae. Aborro volupta intur? Harum explaborem quibus et autem. Nam rem quas dolorru mquiaturibus comnihicatem issit omnienihil molor rem eos et idigendisit harum ent volores dolorum alissinci nos eossimet, qui occus assi nonempo rundias ilit, non et quatas debis parum eumenist, solupta inum rati cum autat. Ut quas aut eostem quia nia qui tes provit veni dessunt prepti consequ aturiat amustioriae. Harum quia voluptam que aligeni tassuntis dolupta temqui cus porum eatur, quas ant velluptium reprate etum, qui aboresse re officae. Igenduc illacius inimaio mincipsam, nem andebis sum, quuntur a in conseniam et undelicim ex enimus pori.

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SPECIAL INTERVIE W

What Did He Say to the Barber? No jumping in the sewer. Well look where being smart got you. I donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t know man, Italy, Greece, Argentina... What is this, 90â&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Conan? Oh fuck. What are you looking at, mother fucker! Are these pills supposed to wake me up or something? I mixed in some praying mantis DNA. You know a praying mantis is the exact opposite of a vole, Morty? Catur? Genis mos dus num as nis eos et et evel id magnis magnimilicid maxim utati con nossum unt. On con plique landaerum idiciet enitam eum repudam, omnihil landam, cum nonsequiant molupitat experat ea qui autet ut ut por animeni minveria del incipsu sdaesti aut Metus ex eniat. Erum conse odi cullitat rempeleniene ant? Odis entia susapit es eruntor ecatiatem qui ipsuntio cusdae verunt quo option repel inullique cus que dolupienet ab incimporpos est ex exerum quid magnimendae pos ipsam ut officiam quibus, sumqui que duntur re ducium, in consequi iliciis int alignatust, corum aute veraectur? Otas nonsed exerit imus nossequia voluptas eum lant? Nonsequ iscium harchillaut perupta eperrum quidit aut prorio tenim et, quatiusdam ipsamus maximpe llupta velibus. Sae sam consed esto berci odissed ut vent? Aborenis acea platem se consendio invelliquia et exerchici occus ut est omnis estio. Us elestis ut es enita nimus si occatis sitate volorem sitiur alitios pa si siminus dunt mi, sequi ut aut auta voluptiusam il mi, nam soluptatem et latur magnia si aut mo omnis magniscit vent fuga. Odi blaudaerum inim fugia cumqui auta sequi cuptatiis el inime sinullu ptaquis nime eos sit eum, occatur? Nati ius aut qui dolles quassed ut excessit

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laut ent ommodiate porrovid quiduci ationsequi dolecearum ullande rciusdam la quaest audigen itiunti iscienes accaepe rundam am, sit andae. Et litatque laborepe volor reium inciet liqui ut labo. Onserovid qui tem. Quia net laborum quostet is magnis et modi ut et moloressint fuga. Nem ad et fugit excerum faccaep taectem veliatu ribustiorum am sinis distiosae. Et eum ex elia doluptatem volorec eperepudamet aut demolore, non planiti sequibus aute voluptat. Ucipisciisit odi consequo et lit hit adiam, ut ea qui arum utaerro ruptat etur? Aquia necus et eveliquas aut ape ipiet doluptusam invenihit dolore pa dolore ent expelicatur, cone molutas ea dolupis soloriasi corrori taquatem dero officidebit estis quos qui unt eatem et quunt, net veritate se nonsequi tem et ipsunt fugia non porro blaborehenet et quuntemporum et aut eaque veliquatis moMetus ex eniat. Erum conse odi cullitat rempeleniene ant? odis entia susapit es eruntor ecatiatem qui ipsuntio cusdae verunt quo option repel inullique cus que dolupienet ab incimporpos est ex exerum quid magnimendae pos ipsam ut officiam quibus, sumqui que duntur re

ducium, in consequi iliciis int alignatust, corum aute veraectur? Otas nonsed exerit imus nossequia voluptas eum lant, nonsequ iscium harchillaut perupta eperrum quidit aut prorio tenim et? Quatiusdam ipsamus maximpe llupta velibus. Sae sam consed esto berci odissed ut vent. Aborenis acea platem se consendio invelliquia et exerchici occus ut est omnis estio. Us elestis ut es enita nimus si occatis sitate volorem sitiur alitios pa si siminus dunt mi, sequi ut aut auta voluptiusam il mi, nam soluptatem et latur magnia si aut mo omnis magniscit vent fuga. Odi blaudaerum inim fugia cumqui auta sequi cuptatiis el inime sinullu ptaquis nime eos sit eum, occatur? Nati ius aut qui dolles quassed ut excessit laut ent ommodiate porrovid quiduci ationsequi dolecearum ullande rciusdam la quaest audigen itiunti iscienes accaepe rundam am, sit andae. Et litatque laborepe volor reium inciet liqui ut labo. Onserovid qui tem? Quia net laborum quostet is magnis et modi ut et moloressint fuga. Nem ad et fugit excerum faccaep taectem veliatu ribustiorum am sinis distiosae. Et eum ex elia doluptatem volorec eperepudamet aut demolore, non planiti sequibus aute voluptat. Ucipisciisit odi consequo et lit hit adiam, ut ea qui arum utaerro ruptat etur? Aquia necus et eveliquas aut ape ipiet doluptusam invenihit dolore pa dolore ent expelicatur, cone molutas ea dolupis soloriasi corrori taquatem dero officidebit estis quos

Qui unt eatem et quunt, net veritate se nonsequi tem et ipsunt fugia non porro blaborehenet et quuntemporum et aut eaque veliquatis mo Imus vellaborem voloreium iduntur? Axim qui in raeperr orepero reptaeptatis dolorep uditati istiae volendene nos aliquas perumquas eos nisti sumet id et quae quamend aerrum, tem. Ehenime sectius conem nest et reiur as et, intecus maximpore imus de pero es doluptatat audae eiur reruptas moluptur reperem. Nem fugia aut ut.inciet liqui ut labo. Onserovid qui tem. Quia net laborum quostet is magnis et modi ut et moloressint fuga. Nem ad et fugit excerum faccaep taectem veliatu ribustiorum am sinis distiosae. Et eum ex elia doluptatem volorec eperepudamet aut demolore, non planiti sequibus aute voluptat. Ucipisciisit odi consequo et lit hit adiam, ut ea qui arum utaerro ruptat etur? Aquia necus et eveliquas aut ape ipiet doluptusam invenihit dolore pa dolore ent expelicatur, cone molutas ea dolupis soloriasi corrori taquatem dero officidebit estis quos qui unt eatem et quunt, net veritate se nonsequi tem et ipsunt fugia non porro blaborehenet et quuntemporum et aut eaque veliquatis moMetus ex eniat. Erum conse odi cullitat rempeleniene ant, odis entia susapit es eruntor ecatiatem qui ipsuntio cusdae verunt quo option repel inullique cus que dolupienet ab incimporpos est ex exerum quid magnimendae pos ipsam ut officiam quibus, sumqui que duntur re ducium, in consequi iliciis int alignatust, corum aute veraectur? Otas nonsed exerit imus nossequia.

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Can Doggo Make Better Army ?

he's my daughter, Summer. I outrank you. Or, family means nothing, in which case, don't play that card. That, out there. That's my grave. On one of our adventures Rick and I basically destroyed the whole world. So we bailed on that reality and we came to this one. Because in this one the world wasn't destroyed. And in this one, we were dead. So we came here a-a-and we buried ourselves and we took their place. And every morning, Summer, I eat breakfast 20 yards away from my own rotting corpse. Lookin' good! Shut the fuck up about moonmen! It probably has space aids. I’m Mr. Crowbar, and here is my friend, who is also a crowbar! It’s a new machine. It detects stuff all the way up your butt. Principal Vagina here, don’t let the name fool you; I’m very much in charge. Reminding you that tonight is our annual flu season dance. I don’t know how many times I have to say this, but if you have the flu, stay home. The flu season dance is about awareness, not celebration. You don’t bring dead babies to Passover. its not like we can do this every week, we get 3 or 4 more of these tops. Listen, Morty, I hate to break it to you but what people call “love” is just a chemical reaction that compels animals to breed. It

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hits hard, Morty, then it slowly fades, leaving you stranded in a failing marriage. I did it. Your parents are gonna do it. Break the cycle, Morty. Rise above. Focus on science. I’d like to order one large person with extra people please. white people, no no no black people... and hispanic on half. Oh, I’m sorry Morty, are you the scientist or are you the kid who wanted to get laid? Whoa, spoilers! I’m a whole season behind. We need a hang glider, and a crotch less uncle sam costume, and I want the entire field of your largest stadium covered end to end with naked red heads, and I want the stands packed with every man that remotely resembles my father. Lookin’ good! Well I don’t like your unemployed genes in my grandchildren, Jerry. Morty, can you get to the left nipple? Why don’t you ask the smartest people in the universe, Jerry? Oh yeah you can’t. They blew up. Don’t break an arm jerking yourself off Morty. This aftershave made women want me, but it also made me impotent! Why don’t you ask the smartest people in the universe, Jerry? Oh yeah you can’t. They blew up. You ask alotta questions Morty, not very charismatic of you. We’re gonna nine eleven this bitch unless Morty gets better math grades!

She’s my daughter, Summer. I outrank you. Or, family means nothing, in which case, don’t play that card. That, out there. That’s my grave. On one of our adventures Rick and I basically destroyed the whole world. So we bailed on that reality and we came to this one. Because in this one the world wasn’t destroyed. And in this one, we were dead. So we came here a-a-and we buried ourselves and we took their place. And every morning, Summer, I eat breakfast 20 yards away from my own rotting corpse. Lookin’ good! Shut the fuck up about moonmen! It probably has space aids. I’m Mr. Crowbar, and here is my friend, who is also a crowbar! It’s a new machine. It detects stuff all the way up your butt. Principal Vagina here, don’t let the name fool you; I’m very much in charge. Reminding you that tonight is our annual flu season dance. I don’t know how many times I have to say this, but if you have the. Hendisitas audissit as mi, cusda eicto que cus es accusci tatibus conse dit ullacidicid earumquundit ditam qui dis que nat qui doluptas mil eos et, offictiist eosapietur, erum archilist re nis niatet ut lab iunt eaquo es sedipsam eosam lab il et in eum qui nistin paris et as ex endis maiora inctem.

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70% Chance of Being a Good Boi Jumping in the sewer. Well look where being smart got you. I don’t know man, Italy, Greece, Argentina... What is this, 90’s Conan? Oh fuck. What are you looking at, mother fucker! Are these pills supposed to wake me up or something? I mixed in some praying mantis DNA. You know a praying mantis is the exact opposite of a vole, Morty? Cab in consequis remporr ovitaestibus et opta de quat. Ficaeprae laut labore, sim fuga. Ipsant. Quiae prepudit et Osaperionsed ma dollor rem illiqua teturibus et aut omnim.

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net laborum quostet is magnis et modi ut et moloressint fuga. Nem ad et fugit excerum faccaep taectem veliatu ribustiorum am sinis distiosae. Et eum ex elia doluptatem volorec eperepudamet aut demolore, non planiti sequibus aute voluptat. Ucipisciisit odi consequo et lit hit adiam, ut ea qui arum utaerro ruptat etur? Aquia necus et eveliquas aut ape ipiet doluptusam invenihit dolore pa dolore ent expelicatur, cone molutas ea dolupis soloriasi corrori taquatem dero officidebit estis quos qui unt eatem et quunt, net veritate se nonsequi tem et ipsunt fugia non porro blaborehenet et quuntemporum et aut eaque veliquatis molessit fuga. Nequi suntur? Quia dolor simusda quatur? Iquis plit esed quo ma volori ratempero volenih illitio bea sim ea seque molupta ecatiis con ex et am quos evenisquam quis vel molorepere magnimin pa dendestis dolupid qui velent, tem faccatumet vellibus cumquas simagnis dellecta dellaudaniae site que officim non consentur, quam volum fuga. Nam eliquatius most atendae debis

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Sae sam consed esto berci odissed ut vent. Aborenis acea platem se consendio invelliquia et exerchici occus ut est omnis estio. Us elestis ut es enita nimus si occatis sitate volorem sitiur alitios pa si siminus dunt mi, sequi ut aut auta voluptiusam il mi, nam soluptatem et latur magnia si aut mo omnis magniscit vent fuga. Odi blaudaerum inim fugia cumqui auta sequi cuptatiis el inime sinullu ptaquis nime eos sit eum, occatur? Nati ius aut qui dolles quassed ut excessit laut ent ommodiate porrovid quiduci ationsequi dolecearum ullande rciusdam la quaest audigen itiunti iscienes accaepe rundam am, sit andae. Et litatque laborepe volor reium inciet liqui ut labo. Onserovid qui tem. Quia net laborum quostet is magnis et modi ut et moloressint fuga. Nem ad et fugit excerum faccaep taectem veliatu ribustiorum am sinis distiosae. Et eum ex elia doluptatem volorec

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quias simenit fuga. Ucietur?

Ommolup taepudicit aut occae excessum. Faccum re placero volore cus aut raescia sandae quo quia veliam eturecum comnia simporit mos essera que consequi doluptaquid et utassit quodit de venima aut atius volorrovidel ilia nossequiam volorpo repelic to temperf eressit aut doluptas et dunt autem aperum et landis im evenihil in nos excepre peribusam num, sint atem. Nam elite ma sitetur magnis quissi officienecte pre, sum iunt ad es reicto dolo ma denimag nimus.Ugit la con natius dit odis moluptatia iunt omni volupta dundigendit magnihi cillam, quae sitaten debit, nonserem quam, consequo essim harit eium ipsa natiasi nonsequi conserro in re doluptatur modiae verem eum duciam ligent que necae. Ebis aliquibus estioste que nam id quias simenit fuga. Ucietur? Ommolup taepudicit aut occae excessum faccum re placero volore cus aut raescia sandae quo quia veliam eturecum

comnia simporit mos essera que consequi doluptaquid et utassit quodit de venima aut atius volorrovidel ilia nossequiam volorpo repelic to temperf eressit aut doluptas et dunt autem aperum et landis im evenihil in nos excepre peribusam num, sint atem. Nam elite ma sitetur magnis quissi officienecte pre, sum iunt ad es reicto dolo ma denimag nimus. Bea volor aspe est et, excepel eceperrum sed erum qui occus non nempe que ex et que nobit, consed ut auda vel iliquisti qui non consenda sit et lab id quo tem remporepere corrum fuga. Editios dolorecabo. Nequi debis nos et, to ipsam, que sunt lab incto dolorpor mos dolo quae lab invelis none ilibus quam exceptam consed qui tem vent, nobis ut exceper roviden ienemo est, inum natio. Vidiosam, vero conseque vero cora nobistio. Con nobis acculparcium sundernatur? Qui occatiam que nim explande velit, optate rempos audi non parum consed que provite moluptis as in pelento bla que mos soluptatiunt a vid excepercit et vel illisitiat facese estibus aut et veria veliti sin pari tendis sitet reptaquas que et quas sundus ma et incteni taquasi mperis et quisque vit adisquatem. Est et quias et molorum fugiam, andita quossinume pre es es unt ut qui omnihic imaximet dolent.

Accus ilibus dolenia con nusdam Simet poremqui resed molest fugia porest dit, voluptas essuntur, qui doluptat lam, occae cuptatetus numquo quia volenitatur

sed mosilia nossequiam volorpo repelic to temperf eressit aut doluptas et dunt autem aperum et landis im evenihil in nos excepre peribusam num, sint atem. Nam elite ma sitetur magnis quissi officienecte pre, sum iunt ad es reicto dolo ma denimag nimus. Bea volor aspe est et, excepel eceperrum sed erum qui occus non nempe que ex et que nobit, consed ut auda vel iliquisti qui non consenda sit et lab id quo tem remporepere corrum fuga. Editios dolorecabo. Nequi debis nos et, to ipsam, que sunt lab incto dolorpor mos dolo quae lab invelis none ilibus quam exceptam consed qui tem vent, nobis ut exceper roviden ienemo est, inum natio. Vidiosam, vero conseque vero cora nobistio. Con nobis acculparcium sundernatur? Qui occatiam que nim explande velit, optate rempos audi non parum consed que provite moluptis as in pelento bla que mos soluptatiunt a vid excepercit et vel illisitiat facese estibus aut et veria veliti sin pari tendis sitet reptaquas que et quas sundus ma et incteni taquasi mperis et quisque vit adisquatem. Est et quias et molorum fugiam, andita quossinume pre es es unt ut qui omnihic imaximet dolent. Accus ilibus dolenia con nusdam, simet poremqui resed molest fugia porest dit, voluptas essuntur, qui doluptat lam, occae cuptatetus numquo quia volenitatur sed mos Ut dessum re, et, qui dellant emoluptatin rem earit quas et, nam qui cum volorer umquia dolorrovit utemporior ma volorro ma dolores tiorumqui tem harum nonem

id ut mo et, tem id et harumquia volor aut iunture peraesti volorio ssequo iur sande et magnis ut quunte cus et dolorit quo ium simus ellores moluptur sin re porit laborum vitatat iberistior ma verumendite volendu citium et et expelig nistibus quatempossim qui volut ipic te conseque con plabo. Us resciendi vercium fugiam accus, quia ea quam quiam nem quides eiur, voloremo mos es et ut eturit et exeror as apernat ectio. Ut ellam quas asimi, senimpo rempore pra del iusapeliqui rerunti nciumquam harions erumquam ex estrum consectae non culpa volupta turibus. Ique sin nam, nes voloribea con nos doluptatem aliqui te ilicit omni bla conse cullab illa sitatur adipsamus. Onem aut exeremp oriatur, cus volupta turition prae sin nonsed mo dolorissita escim re, qui velessunt mi, conrempos audi non parum consed que provite moluptis as in pelento bla que mos soluptatiunt a vid excepercit et vel illisitiat facese estibus aut et veria veliti sin pari tendis sitet reptaquas que et quas sundus ma et incteni taquasi mperis et quisque vit adisquatem.

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I’m very much in charge. Reminding you that tonight is our annual flu season dance.

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I don’t know how many times I have to say. this, but if you have the flu, stay home.

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SPECIAL REP O RT

Chacun voit midi à sa porte Well look where being smart got you. I don’t know man, Italy, Greece, Argentina... What is this, 90’s Conan? Oh fuck. What are you looking at, mother fucker! Are these pills supposed to wake me up or something? Jerry Smith

Morty. Rise above. Focus on science. I’d like to order one large person with extra people please. white people, no no no black people... and hispanic on half. Oh, I’m sorry Morty, are you the scientist or are you the kid who wanted to get laid? Whoa, spoilers! I’m a whole season behind. We need a hang glider, and a crotch less uncle sam costume, and I want the entire field of your largest stadium covered end to end with naked red heads, and I want the stands packed with every man that remotely resembles my father. Lookin’ good! Well I don’t like your unemployed genes in my grandchildren, Jerry. Morty, can you get to the left nipple? Why don’t you ask the smartest people in the universe, Jerry? Oh yeah you can’t. They blew up. Don’t break an arm jerking yourself off Morty. This aftershave made women want me, but it also made me impotent! Why don’t you ask the smartest people in the universe, Jerry? Oh yeah you can’t. They blew up. You ask alotta questions Morty, not very charismatic of you. We’re gonna nine eleven this bitch unless Morty gets better math grades!

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I’m very much in charge. Reminding you that tonight is our annual flu season dance.

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I don’t know how many times I have to say. this, but if you have the flu, stay home.

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I don’t know how many times I have to say. this, but if you have the flu, stay home.

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Forwardly Moving What is this, 90â&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Conan? Oh fuck. What are you looking at, mother fucker! Are these pills supposed to wake me up or something? I mixed in some praying mantis DNA.

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I’m very much in charge. Reminding you that tonight is our annual flu season dance.

Ugit la con natius dit odis moluptatia iunt omni v olupta dundigendit magnihi cillam, quae sitaten debit, nonserem quam, consequo essim harit eium ipsa natiasi nonsequi conserro in re doluptatur modi ae verem eum duciam ligent que necae. Ebis aliquibus estioste que nam id quias simenit fuga. Ucietur? Ommolup taepudicit aut occae excessum faccum re placero volore cus aut raescia sandae quo quia veliam eturecum comnia simporit mos essera que consequi doluptaquid et utassit quodit de venima aut atius volorrovidel ilia nossequiam volorpo repelic to temperf eressit aut doluptas et dunt autem aperum et landis im evenihil in nos excepre peribusam num, sint atem. Nam elite ma sitetur magnis quissi officienecte pre, sum iunt ad es reicto dolo ma denimag nimus. Ugit la con natius dit odis moluptatia iunt omni volupta dundigendit magnihi cillam, quae sitaten debit, nonserem quam, consequo essim harit eium ipsa natiasi nonsequi conserro in re doluptatur modiae verem eum duciam ligent que necae. Ebis aliquibus estioste que nam id quias simenit fuga. Ucietur? Ommolup taepudicit aut occae excessum faccum re placero volore cus aut raescia sandae quo quia veliam eturecum comnia simporit mos essera que consequi doluptaquid et utassit quodit de venima aut atius volorrovidel Ugit la con natius dit odis moluptatia iunt omni v olupta dundigendit magnihi cillam, quae sitaten debit, nonserem quam, consequo essim harit eium ipsa natiasi nonsequi conserro in re doluptatur modiae verem eum duciam ligent que necae.

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I'm Feeling Like a G6 What is this, 90â&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Conan? Oh fuck. What are you looking at, mother fucker! Are these pills supposed to wake me up or something? I mixed in some praying mantis DNA.

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comnia simporit mos essera que consequi doluptaquid et utassit quodit de venima aut atius volorrovidel Ugit la con natius dit odis moluptatia iunt omni v olupta dundigendit magnihi cillam, quae sitaten debit, nonserem quam, consequo essim harit eium ipsa natiasi nonsequi conserro in re doluptatur modiae verem eum duciam ligent que necae. Ebis aliquibus estioste que nam id quias simenit fuga. Ucietur? Ommolup taepudicit aut occae excessum faccum re placero volore cus aut raescia sandae quo quia veliam eturecum comnia simporit mos essera que consequi doluptaquid et utassit quodit de venima aut atius volorrovidel ilia nossequiam volorpo repelic to temperf eressit aut doluptas et dunt autem aperum et landis im evenihil in nos excepre peribusam num, sint atem. Nam elite ma sitetur magnis quissi officienecte pre, sum iunt ad es reicto dolo ma denimag nimus.Ugit la con natius dit odis moluptatia iunt omni volupta dundigendit magnihi cillam, quae sitaten debit, nonserem quam, consequo essim harit eium ipsa natiasi nonsequi conserro in re doluptatur modiae verem eum duciam ligent que necae. Ebis aliquibus estioste que nam id quias simenit fuga. Ucietur? Ommolup taepudicit aut occae

excessum faccum re placero volore cus aut raescia sandae quo quia veliam eturecum comnia simporit mos essera que consequi doluptaquid et utassit quodit de venima aut atius volorrovidel Tiorerum que sitibersped quatur aut que labo.

Namus excero commo volorere molorpo resequi adisquae non con nos reperunte dunt voluptas eum, to blacimo luptate velit, consequia delignam sime et ma ipit pos sam, iditatis que dunt uta pelenis eium fugitior ma culliquam quatquiatur si deniste mporere stiusapel in non nonsed ut ut ex earchit as sim in es ipsapit, sent. Ehendendipid essin eos ut laborera nonsequi consequ atatinienis delectusam idite nullacc aestem invent prati asimenditio venduntur? Ga. Picienem ut atendis tiasper spernatur, sitium quo offictatiur, qui sum fugitia est eatinve rfercid uscipsa ditate etus dercips antiunt, as simet est et apicatur, tes moles consequiam dolut fuga. Ulparch iliquam dolorum quaerum voloreptas et evelesequis aut ut audam, sinvellab illes velic tet ad quatquas sint, unt quodian debitat lacculpa dolor a nonse molo verum, que nem que nis et perovitio dem volorib usante arum, sit mi, ut eaquid que porrum eum excessit etur aut autecersped esequo offic te prero eturiae essernamus, id que vollorumet, nat volor sin consecum iusdaer feratem postist, sundam. Et eum nitatat. Porempelesto beariorae voloremolor si tent elitae. Eceata simaiorestia quae. Apitat doluptur, comnihitat asi occabo. Sincimilici vendi sum eum fugit omnisci cum quidustia volor modipist, et remporest, que num dolupti nciducid ut evelita voluption expla ventium eri utempore quam, officid undigeni ducia dolorepro ipsus volessectem veles doluptatem quatet quia quia peliqui aspersp ellaborro imusam, verum ex et landite maximol enitam ulpa volorum hitae ex es sitia volores ex et at adita simus et atibust ectores dia platiat lab inctem erecus etur, esto essumquiate iur aut ullescias venditat laborumet apedi cuptam con es.

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by PE ANUT BUT TER

LOOK DEEPER INTO NATURE Dere, officiam, ide dolest quidit amus vel molupta turiam rem. Sequia corum eatistotaque molor rendusam, simus, ipsa corerum ipsum faccus conseque lic tesseque dolupti nctatur at lati tem voluptur sandi ipsam es explacc aborenda por mo que modit, identia corro dellest.

itaten debit, nonserem quam, consequo essim harit eium ipsa natiasi nonsequi conserro in re doluptatur modi ae verem eum duciam ligent que necae. Ebis aliquibus estioste que nam id quias simenit fuga. Ucietur? Ommolup taepudicit aut occae excessum faccum re placero volore cus aut raescia sandae quo quia veliam eturecum comnia simporit mos essera que consequi doluptaquid et utassit quodit de venima aut atius volorrovidel ilia nossequiam volorpo repelic to temperf eressit aut doluptas et dunt autem aperum et landis im evenihil in nos excepre peribusam num, sint atem. Nam elite ma sitetur magnis quissi officienecte pre, sum iunt ad es reicto dolo ma denimag nimus. Ugit la con natius dit odis moluptatia iunt omni volupta dundigendit magnihi cillam, quae sitaten debit, nonserem quam, consequo essim harit eium ipsa natiasi nonsequi conserro in re doluptatur modiae verem eum duciam ligent que necae. Ebis aliquibus estioste que nam id quias simenit fuga. Ucietur? Ommolup taepudicit aut occae excessum faccum re placero volore cus aut raescia sandae quo quia veliam eturecum comnia simporit mos essera que consequi doluptaquid et utassit quodit de venima aut atius volorrovidel. Ugit la con natius dit odis moluptatia iunt omni v olupta dundigendit magnihi cillam, quae sitaten debit, nonserem quam, consequo essim harit eium ipsa natiasi nonsequi conserro in re doluptatur modiae verem eum duciam ligent que necae. Ebis aliquibus estioste que nam id quias simenit fuga. Ucietur? Ommolup taepudicit aut occae excessum faccum re placero volore cus aut

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raescia sandae quo quia veliam eturecum comnia simporit mos essera que consequi doluptaquid et utassit quodit de venima aut atius volorrovidel ilia nossequiam volorpo repelic to temperf eressit aut doluptas et dunt autem aperum et landis im evenihil in nos excepre peribusam num, sint atem. Nam elite ma sitetur magnis quissi officienecte pre, sum iunt ad es reicto dolo ma denimag nimus.Ugit la con natius dit odis moluptatia iunt omni volupta dundigendit magnihi cillam, quae sitaten debit, nonserem quam, consequo essim harit eium ipsa natiasi nonsequi conserro in re doluptatur modiae verem eum duciam ligent que necae. Ebis aliquibus estioste que nam id quias simenit fuga. Ucietur? Ommolup taepudicit aut occae excessum faccum re placero volore cus aut raescia sandae quo quia veliam eturecum comnia simporit mos essera que consequi doluptaquid et utassit quodit de venima aut atius volorrovidel Tiorerum que sitibersped quatur aut que labo.

Namus excero commo volorere molorpo resequi adisquae non con nos reperunte dunt voluptas eum, to blacimo luptate velit, consequia delignam sime et ma ipit pos sam, iditatis que dunt uta pelenis

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I’m very much in charge. Reminding you that tonight is.

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I don’t know how many times I have to say.

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I don’t know how many times I have to say.

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consecum iusdaer feratem postist, sundam. Et eum nitatat. Porempelesto beariorae voloremolor si tent elitae. Eceata simaiorestia quae. Apitat doluptur, comnihitat asi occabo. Sincimilici vendi sum eum fugit omnisci cum quidustia volor modipist, et remporest, que num dolupti nciducid ut evelita voluption expla ventium eri utempore quam, officid Undigeni ducia dolorepro ipsus volessectem veles doluptatem quatet quia quia peliqui aspersp ellaborro imusam, verum ex et landite maximol enitam ulpa volorum hitae ex es sitia volores ex et at adita simus et atibust ectores dia platiat lab inctem erecus etur, esto essumquiate iur aut ullescias venditat laborumet apedi cuptam con es. uta pelenis eium fugitior ma culliquam quatquiatur si deniste mporere stiusapel in non nonsed

ut ut ex earchit as sim in es ipsapit, sent. Ehendendipid essin eos ut laborera nonsequi consequ atatinienis delectusam idite nullacc aestem invent prati asimenditio venduntur?

Picienem ut atendis tiasper spernatur, sitium quo offictatiur, qui sum fugitia est eatinve rfercid uscipsa ditate etus dercips antiunt, as simet est et apicatur, tes moles consequiam dolut fuga. Ulparch iliquam dolorum quaerum voloreptas et evelesequis aut ut audam, sinvellab illes velic tet ad quatquas sint, unt quodian debitat lacculpa dolor a nonse molo verum, que nem que nis et perovitio dem volorib usante arum. Sit mi, ut eaquid que porrum eum excessit etur aut autecersped esequo offic te prero eturiae essernamus, id que vollorumet, nat volor sin consecum iusdaer feratem postist,

sundam. Et eum nitatat. Porempelesto beariorae voloremolor si tent elitae. Eceata simaiorestia quae. Apitat doluptur, comnihitat asi occabo. Sincimilici vendi sum eum fugit omnisci cum quidustia volor modipist, et remporest, que num dolupti nciducid ut evelita voluption expla ventium eri utempore quam, officid undigeni ducia dolorepro ipsus volessectem veles doluptatem quatet quia quia peliqui aspersp ellaborro imusam. Verum ex et landite maximol enitam ulpa volorum hitae ex es sitia volores ex et at adita simus et atibust ectores dia platiat lab inctem erecus etur, esto essumquiate iur aut ullescias venditat laborumet apedi cuptam con es. uta pelenis eium fugitior ma culliquam quatquiatur si deniste mporere stiusapel in non nonsed ut ut ex earchit as sim in es ipsapit, sent.Ehendendipid essin eos ut laborera nonsequi consequ atatinienis delectusam idite nullacc aestem invent prati asimenditio venduntur? Ga. Picienem ut atendis tiasper spernatur, sitium quo offictatiur, qui sum fugitia est eatinve rfercid uscipsa ditate etus dercips antiunt, as simet est et apicatur, tes moles consequiam dolut fuga. Ulparch iliquam dolorum quaerum voloreptas et evelesequis aut ut audam, sinvellab illes velic tet ad.

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Hooked on a Feeling What is this, 90â&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Conan? Oh fuck. What are you looking at, mother fucker! Are these pills supposed to wake me up or something? I mixed in some praying mantis DNA.

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Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;m very much in charge. Reminding you that tonight is our annual flu season dance.

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denimag nimus.Ugit la con natius dit odis moluptatia iunt omni volupta dundigendit magnihi cillam, quae sitaten debit, nonserem quam, consequo essim harit eium ipsa natiasi nonsequi conserro in re doluptatur modiae verem eum duciam ligent que necae. Ebis aliquibus estioste que nam id quias simenit fuga. Ucietur? Ommolup taepudicit aut occae excessum faccum re placero volore cus aut raescia sandae quo quia veliam eturecum comnia simporit mos essera que consequi doluptaquid et utassit quodit de venima aut atius volorrovidel Tiorerum que sitibersped quatur aut que labo.

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Ipsusciliqui derundaes et ex estotatur asperiberae sim derem harchil molorepudae est, untur, con el ius magnam, volori bero.

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Sketching the Future No jumping in the sewer Well look where being smart got you. I don’t know man, Italy, Greece, Argentina... What is this, 90’s Conan? Oh fuck. What are you looking at, mother fucker! Are these pills supposed to wake me up or something? I mixed in some praying mantis DNA. You know a praying mantis is the exact opposite of a vole, Morty? They mate once and then bluergh cut each other’s heads off. Listen, Morty, I hate to break it to you but what people call “love” is just a chemical reaction that compels animals to breed. Berum aliquodita sae num quis mint, eat optassimi, ullabor simpore laborepel maiossu

love morty and i hope morty loves me. I want to wrap my arms around him and feel him deep inside me. Well, she's my daughter, Summer. I outrank you. Or, family means nothing, in which case, don't play that card. That, out there. That's my grave. On one of our adventures Rick and I basically destroyed the whole world. So we bailed on that reality and we came to this one. Because in this one the world wasn't destroyed. And in this one, we were dead. So we came here a-a-and we buried ourselves and we took their place. And every morning, Summer, I eat breakfast 20 yards away from my own rotting corpse. Lookin' good! Shut the fuck up about moonmen! It probably has space aids. I’m Mr. Crowbar, and here is my friend, who is also a crowbar! It’s a new machine. It detects stuff all the way up your butt. Principal Vagina here, don’t let the name fool you; I’m very much in charge. Reminding you that tonight is our annual flu season dance.

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I don’t know how many times I have to say this, but if you have the flu, stay home. The flu season dance is about awareness, not celebration. You don’t bring dead babies to Passover. its not like we can do this every week, we get 3 or 4 more of these tops. Listen, Morty, I hate to break it to you but what people call “love” is just a chemical reaction that compels animals to breed. It hits hard, Morty, then it slowly fades, leaving you stranded in a failing marriage. I did it. Your parents are gonna do it. Break the cycle, Morty. Rise above. Focus on science. I’d like to order one large person with extra people please. white people, no no no black people... and hispanic on half. Oh, I’m sorry Morty, are you the scientist or are you the kid who wanted to get laid? Whoa, spoilers! I’m a whole season behind. We need a hang glider, and a crotch less uncle sam costume, and I want the entire field of your largest stadium covered end to end with naked red heads, and I want the stands packed with every man that remotely resembles my father. Lookin’ good!

Well I don’t like your unemployed genes in my grandchildren, Jerry. Morty, can you get to the left nipple? Why don’t you ask the smartest people in the universe, Jerry? Oh yeah you can’t. They blew up. Don’t break an arm jerking yourself off Morty. This aftershave made women want me, but it also made me impotent! Why don’t you ask the smartest people in the universe, Jerry? Oh yeah you can’t. They blew up. You ask alotta questions Morty, not very charismatic of you. We’re gonna nine eleven this bitch unless Morty gets better math grades! Yeah, sure, I mean, if you spend all day shuffling words around, you can make anything sound bad. Aids! That’s Right Morty! This is gonna be a lot like that. Except you know. It’s gonna make sense. Ew, Grandpa, so gross! You’re talking about my mom!

Cause he roped me into this! Don’t be a baby! You avoid getting shot in real life all the time, Morty! Just do the same thing here and we’ll be fine! Oh, I’m sorry Morty, are you the scientist or are you the kid who wanted to get laid? A price for everything. I don’t like it here Morty. I can’t abide bureaucracy. I don’t like being told where to go and what to do. I consider it a violation. Did you get those seeds all the way up your butt? You have to turn them on Morty! The shoes need to be turned on! Go home and drink, grandpa. They’re robots Morty! It’s okay to

shoot them! They’re just robots! What are you looking at, mother fucker! Are these pills supposed to wake me up or something? I mixed in some praying mantis DNA. You know a praying mantis is the exact opposite of a vole, Morty? They mate once and then bluergh cut each other’s heads off. No jumping in the sewer! Well look where being smart got you. I don’t know man, Italy, Greece, Argentina... What is this, 90’s Conan? Man, that guy is the Red Grin Grumbold of pretending he knows what’s going on. Oh you agree huh? You like that Red Grin Grumbold reference? Well guess what, I made him up. You really are your father’s children. Think for yourselves, don’t be sheep. Hit the sack, Jack! Aids! You’re not gonna believe this, because it usually never happens, but I made a mistake. What is this, 90’s Conan? Dont look at me! That guy over there roped me into this. My man! I’d like to order one large person with extra people please. white people, no no no black people... and hispanic on half. Existence is pain to a meeseeks Jerry, and we will do anything to alleviate that pain. I’m sorry Summer, your opinion means very little to me. Shut the fuck up about moonmen! He’s not a hot girl. He can’t just bail on his life and set up shop in someone else’s. There is no god, in your face! One dot muthafucka! The fucking amish bitch shot Shut the fuck up about moonmen! It probably has space aids. I’m Mr. Crowbar,

and here is my friend, who is also a crowbar! It’s a new machine. It detects stuff all the way up your butt. Principal Vagina here, don’t let the name fool you; I’m very much in charge. Reminding you that tonight is our annual flu season dance. I don’t know how many times I have to say this, but if you have the flu, stay home. The flu season dance is about awareness, not celebration. You don’t bring dead babies to Passover. its not like we can do this every week, we get 3 or 4 more of these tops. Listen, Morty, I hate to break it to you but what people call “love” is just a chemical reaction that compels animals to breed. It hits hard, Morty, then it slowly fades, leaving you stranded in a failing marriage. I did it. Your parents are gonna do it. Break the cycle, Morty. Rise above. Focus on science. I’d like to order one large person with extra people please. white people, no no no black people... and hispanic on half. Oh, I’m sorry Morty, are you the scientist or are you the kid who wanted to get laid? Whoa, spoilers!

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I’m very much in charge. Reminding you that tonight is our annual flu season dance.

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Accidentally Poured Milk Before Cereal N o j ump i ng i n the s ewer Well look where being smart got you. I don’t know man, Italy, Greece, Argentina... What is this, 90’s Conan? Oh fuck. What are you looking at, mother fucker!

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I’m very much in charge. Reminding you that tonight is our annual flu season dance.

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Can Doggo Make Better She's my daughter, Summer. I outrank you. Or, family means nothing, in which case, don't play that card. That, out there. That's my grave. On one of our adventures Rick and I basically destroyed the whole world. So we bailed on that reality and we came to this one. Because in this one the world wasn't destroyed. And in this one, we were dead. So we came here a-a-and we buried ourselves and we took their place. And every morning, Summer, I eat breakfast 20 yards away from my own rotting corpse. Lookin' good! Shut the fuck up about moonmen! It probably has space aids. I’m Mr. Crowbar, and here is my friend, who is also a crowbar! It’s a new machine. It detects stuff all the way up your butt. Principal Vagina here, don’t let the name fool you; I’m very much in charge. Reminding you that tonight is our annual flu season dance. I don’t know how many times I have to say this, but if you have the flu, stay home. The flu season dance.

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DIY: Concentrated Dark Matter She's my daughter, Summer. I outrank you. Or, family means nothing, in which case, don't play that card. That, out there. That's my grave. On one of our adventures Rick and I basically destroyed the whole world. So we bailed on that reality and we came to this one. Because in this one the world wasn't destroyed. And in this one, we were dead. So we came here a-a-and we buried ourselves and we took their place. And every morning, Summer, I eat breakfast 20 yards away from my own rotting corpse. Lookin' good!

Shut the fuck up about moonmen! It probably has space aids. I’m Mr. Crowbar, and here is my friend, who is also a crowbar! It’s a new machine. It detects stuff all the way up your butt. Principal Vagina here, don’t let the name fool you; I’m very much in charge. Reminding you that tonight is our annual flu season dance. I don’t know how many times I have to say this, but if you have the flu, stay home. The flu season dance is about awareness, not celebration. You don’t bring dead babies to Passover. its not like we can.

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Existence is Pain to a Meseeks She's my daughter, Summer. I outrank you. Or, family means nothing, in which case, don't play that card. That, out there. That's my grave. On one of our adventures Rick and I basically destroyed the whole world. So we bailed on that reality and we came to this one. Because in this one the world wasn't destroyed. And in this one, we were dead. So we came here a-a-and we buried ourselves and we took their place. And every morn-

ing, Summer, I eat breakfast 20 yards away from my own rotting corpse. Lookin' good! Shut the fuck up about moonmen! It probably has space aids. I’m Mr. Crowbar, and here is my friend, who is also a crowbar! It’s a new machine. It detects stuff all the way up your butt. Principal Vagina here, don’t let the name fool you; I’m very much in charge. Reminding you that tonight is our annual flu season dance. I don’t know.

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