Food Review: Funnel Cake Fries

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ISSUE 93.12

UNION COLLEGE

01/30/2019

CLOCKTOWER WHAT’S INSIDE PAGE 04 CALLING

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f there’s anything you should know about me, it’s that I love adventure. Trying new things, visiting new places and if that’s not possible, reading or watching videos about those adventures. I love planning trips, planning adventures of the places I’ll go and the things I’ll do. I also love to invision where and what I’ll be doing in 10 years. I like to think of myself somewhere in Europe, living in one of those epic vans that are something like a tent and something like a house so I can move around from town to town. I picture myself writing for “Outside Magazine,” working night shifts as a flight nurse and going on crazy adventures like snow skiing in the Swiss Alps or racing down the mountains in Chamonix, France on my bike. However, a lot of times I find myself feeling guilty about what I want to do or looking in the rearview mirror at my dreams instead of driving towards them. You see, my mom has this picturesque idea of where her kids will be in 10 years, who they’ll marry and how they’ll raise their families.

Now don’t get me wrong, I love my mom, but sometimes I feel like I’m living her dream instead of mine. In her mind, I’ll still be living in North Carolina, about 10 minutes from her home, working as a nurse in the nearby Adventist hospital while she takes care of my three or four kids. While I’m sure this would be great for some people, it’s not for me. A lot of times, I think we tend to get caught up in other people’s dreams. Whether it’s our parents, grandparents, friends or people we don’t even like but somehow need to impress, we find ourselves living their dreams instead of our own. Our college years and the first few years out of college are some of the most important in our lives because they significantly shape who we are and what we’ll be doing for the majority of our lives. We shouldn’t be living other people’s dreams because that won’t make us happy. We’ll wake up 40 years from now and see all the things we missed out on. I don’t know about you, but I don’t want my life to be full of regrets, full of all the things I wish I’d done. I challenge us all to take the path, not towards what others expect, but towards our dreams. Lena Wilkie is a freshman studying international rescue and relief.


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NEWS

CLOCKTOWER STAFF Editor-in-Chief

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FOREIGN CASUALTIES

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hat do foreign casualties, FIFA and bubble ballers all have in common? All were names of competing teams during the recent bubble soccer tournament held Saturday Jan. 19. During an event hosted by IRROC through ASB, opposing teams bonked, bumped and buffeted each other encased in blue and red accented bubble balls, chasing a brand-new soccer ball bought for the occasion. Team FIFA was saved by a last-minute member muster, as most of their team failed to show and sadly missed out. #PolyBBA created considerable confusion about how to pronounce their name.

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In the end, UFC and SAPE faced each other in the final match, and SAPE became Union’s bubble soccer champion of the year. For the rest of the evening, teams were able to sign up and play for fun.

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Danica Eylenstein

Layout Editor Jovan Cross

Web Content Manager Cameron Cizek

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Advice: Hannah Armstrong Arts: Cameron Cizek Cuisine: Danica Eylenstein Entertainment: Nicholas Morrison How-to: Alaysha Harris HOUC: Danica Eylenstein Lifestyle: Amanda McCarter Lena Wilkie News: Maegan Luckiesh Political Opinion: Ashley Bower Religion: Kasondra Reel Sports: Tyler Dean

One of FIFA’s last-minute team members, Sarah “Ande” Cherry enjoyed the night. “It was great! I could throw myself against the ground without getting hurt. I enjoyed that the game could get really aggressive without anyone getting hurt. You can literally body check someone and they go flying and everyone is fine. It’s an awesome way to have fun and get a little competitive. Everyone had a blast! There was an awesome sense of sportsmanship and teamwork. I’m glad I got to be part of this!”

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Jade Covel is a sophomore studying pre-nursing.


ADVICE

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LOVE, CAREERS AND WORKING OUT HEY HANNAH

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ey Hannah, My friend’s having a really hard time but they don’t want to hear anything about God. What can I tell them? — A Worried Friend

Be present and lend a listening ear. If your friend isn’t ready or willing to talk about God then be there to support him or her the best you can. Let this person know you’ll always be there to talk about God or anything else. Being a safe space for someone will make that person more likely to open up, rather than if you force God on that person. Hey Hannah, How do you know when you’re in love? —Olive Juice I believe there are a million different ways to love and that everyone feels and shows love differently. In general, I think if you want to spend time with the person, do things for that person and make them happy, those can all be good indications. I think people can “fall” in love but truly loving someone is a choice. There will be hard times and there will be times when you argue or fight, but choosing to love someone through those times is what I consider truly being in love. Loving someone means wanting to make the other person happy, not just trying to get something out of the relationship for yourself. Also selfless love should go both ways.

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school doing what you actually want to do is so much better. Study what you’re passionate about—and if this isn’t it, don’t settle! Hey Hannah, I’m unmotivated to work out. What do I do? —Pilate Pete

Hey Hannah, I’m not confident in my choice of career but it’s too late. Help! —The Next Jim Halpert

Start by getting dressed because if you have your workout clothes on then you’ll be more likely to follow through. Believe it or not, exercise gives you more energy and clears your mind. The more you exercise, the easier it’ll be to find the motivation to keep going. Create an exercise program that works for you, whether that’s swimming, lifting weights, kickboxing or pilates. Find a workout program that you enjoy doing because then you’ll actually want to exercise. Put together a workout playlist so you have some jams to get you motivated. Remember to stretch and drink lots of water!

Too late? It’s never too late! Don’t spend the rest of your life unhappy because you decided to stick it out. Taking extra time to get through

Hannah Armstrong is a sophomore studying health and human performance.


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RELIGION

JESUS IS CALLING HARDLY WORTHY

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f you’re anything like me, devotions can be hard. Some weeks I journal, others I read the Bible, while still others I simply pray. It’s not consistent, but that’s something I crave in my spiritual life. I want to find the balance between being consistent, but not making it so routine it becomes mundane. For Christmas a couple years ago, my grandmother gifted me the book “Jesus Calling.” I opened the gift and promptly stuck it on my shelf, determined to start it on the New Year. Yeah, it’s been two and a half years and I finally got to reading it and let me tell you: it’s changed my devotional life. I started it about midway through last semester. If you’ve never seen it, it’s about an inch thick and fits nicely in your hand. Since the original, quite a few other books have been published in the series. The book has daily devotionals to go along with each date, eg. July 5, Aug. 8, and it seems that there are words that pop out at me every time I read it. Each day, it feels like that page was meant for me. The words aren’t just words on a page, but are straight to the point and thought provoking. The writer, Sarah Young, writes in first person, as if God is speaking directly to you. She uses modern day language with phrases that really catch my attention. Each daily page has one to two paragraphs, which makes it very easy to read in a morning to get you started for the day or at night to cap it off, or during any of the in-betweens. The bottom of the page has one to three verses that harmonize with the other text. Usually the verses are short, but I like to read out of two versions of the Bible to grasp the full meaning of what God is saying. The best part about this book (though the message is short and concise) is that it allows for

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more time for an imminent time to talk with God. The verses help highlight important reminders from God. I love to journal, so this book also brings up topics I highlight and come back to in order to ponder and question them. If you’ve reached a spiritual low and you feel like you can’t get back into your old routine, or you have just become busy, check out “Jesus Calling.” I have appreciated the important spiritual messages I so often forget in my humanness. I’m reminded that God is the reason. He’s the reason.

Kasondra Reel is a senior studying nursing.


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REF., YOU BLEW IT YOU HEARD IT HERE LAST

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he Super Bowl this weekend will feature the Los Angeles Rams against the New England Patriots. If you watched the NFC Championship game, you know that instead of the Rams, it should be the New Orleans Saints. With less than two minutes to go, a third-down hit by Rams’ corner Nickell Roby-Coleman prior to the ball reaching Saints receiver Tommylee Lewis should’ve resulted in not one, but two separate penalties. Roby-Coleman should’ve been called for both pass interference (since he hit Lewis before the ball got there) and for an illegal hit on a defenseless receiver (since he hit Lewis in the head/neck area while Lewis was trying to make a play on the ball.) Either way, it should’ve resulted in a Saints first down and had the Saints simply kneeled the ball three times and kicked a field goal, they would’ve led the Rams by three and the Rams would’ve had no timeouts and only 15 seconds left on the clock.

correct these glaring errors that completely change the outcome of games.

Instead, the Rams got the ball with 1:40 on the clock and a timeout, they proceeded to march into field goal range to force overtime, which they managed to win with another long field goal.

One of the primary arguments against such a change is the fact that it could make games take longer. I think it would have a minimal impact, since teams would likely lose timeouts on many such challenges.

The League Office went so far as to admit to Saints’ coach Sean Payton after the game that even they couldn’t believe the non-call.

All in all, nothing can be done now about what happened to the Saints, as with any of the critical missed calls in years gone by. The NFL needs to make changes now, during the coming offseason, so that no other team has to suffer the same fate as the Saints.

Because of this call, and many others, I think that the NFL needs to completely overhaul the way it goes about officiating. Several good options have been suggested, but for me, it’d be as simple as allowing certain penalty calls/non-calls to be challenged and perhaps giving each team an additional vchallenge each game. While this could put referees in a difficult situation, it’d certainly

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Tyler Dean is a senior studying finance and math.


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CUISINE

FOOD REVIEW: FUNNEL CAKE FRIES DANICA DISHES

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his week, we’re chatting about an unfortunate topic I’m sure we all find relatable: impulse buys. More often than not, the item doesn’t, in the words of Marie Kondo, “bring us joy;” such was the case when it came to this week’s food review. But first, here’s a little backstory. Growing up near the coast in New Jersey, my summers were filled with frequent trips to the beach, where we enjoyed strolling along the boardwalk, indulging in the deliciousness that is boardwalk pizza, curly fries, funnel cake and salt water taffy. It’s not even a slightly healthy combination, but sometimes, taste beats out healthconscientiousness. Take my word for it, this heavenly experience is epicly worth feeling like there’s a brick in your stomach. Okay, now back to present day. I made an amateur move when I went to the gym one evening last week: I’d forgotten to eat anything substantial over the course of the entire day and it wasn’t until after walking out of Planet Fitness

that I felt an undeniable craving for french fries. Sure enough, what happened on my way back to campus? That’s right, I took a detour straight through the drive-thru at Burger King. It was then I saw the advertisement: funnel cake fries, for $1.99. Spoiler alert–I have one word for how I felt towards this product Burger King calls, “hot, crispy, funnel cake goodness, fried sweet to crispy perfection and topped off with powdered sugar:” regret. My initial excitement for funnel cake was quickly brought to a halt when I opened the box and saw the nine stringy, deep fried crisps. Upon the first bite, I was met with this unwelcoming blend of overly crispy, yet somehow still soggy dough that in no way resembled an actual, authentic funnel cake. I was over the hype immediately. The only reason I ended up giving a second fry a chance was so I could turn my regrettable impulsivity into something slightly beneficial by reviewing them for The Clocktower. What’s even more unfortunate than the strange texture is the heavy, scratchy feeling I had in my throat after eating them. The grease definitely wasn’t worth the burning esophagus I endured for the next few hours. Is there a stronger word than regret? Disappointment, disgust, remorse … None of them seem quite strong enough to accurately explain my distaste for something that seemingly had so much potential. In conclusion, you’re welcome. I tried funnel cake fries so you’ll never have to.

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Danica Eylenstein is a senior studying communication.


POLITICAL OPINION

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BEING CONSERVATIVE IN THE AGE OF TRUMP

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or myself, and for millions of Americans who identify with the Republican Party or conservative movement at large, President Trump presents a particular challenge. Namely, how’s one to react to an individual who’s personally offensive but who also advances one’s policy goals and advocates for one’s values? The answer is not an easy one to render. Other than the most rugged and coarse among us, you’d be hard-pressed to find someone who could honestly say they don’t find the President to be personally offensive at times, myself included. He’s not shy about the extent of his extramarital affairs; he has, on multiple occasions, ridiculed veterans the likes of the late American hero John McCain; and he has a practice of dealing with political opponents in a distasteful and disrespectful manner, more reminiscent of a schoolyard bully than a U.S. president. That being said, he’s also one of the more successful presidents in recent memory at appointing judges to the federal bench and Supreme Court. Further, for conservatives who’ve long felt bludgeoned by an overpowered, unrepresentative news media, it can feel ironic if not karmic to witness the President’s interactions with major news networks and popular culture. And, agree or disagree with his policies, the President has thus far managed to fulfill the majority of his campaign promises—though we’ll see if that can be said once the shutdown is over. So for conservatives, the question we’re left with is: are President Trump’s negative qualities enough to preclude supporting a president who will advance your personal agenda? Though highly individual, the answer should be influenced by external circumstances. Personally, my support for the President is largely contingent upon his political opposition and the political climate in which he operates. In

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other words, what’s the alternative, and what’s the standard? In a more decent and respectful period, it’s obvious that President Trump would have no place in our political discourse. And yet it seems equally clear that the President is a result of—rather than the cause of—our vitriolic and divisive politics. The uncomfortable truth for Republicans irked by the President’s character or behavior is that we don’t live in an idealized, zero sum world of choir boys and girl scouts. If we choose to reserve our support exclusively for a leader who fulfills our particular moral standards, we won’t be morally upright exemplars of society—we’ll be irresponsible citizens supporting ineffective political parties. For perspective, I would encourage our Democratic friends to consider whether they would support a squeaky clean, well-mannered conservative politician like Mike Pence rather than a rough and tumble Democratic fighter who gets on their nerves every now and again. I suspect the answer would be a resounding no.

Finally, more than anything, I want to urge patience and calm. True, there are anomalies and oddities in every age, but soon the hysteria will be drowned out, and this president will be nothing more than a memory in our history books like every leader before him.

Jonathan Deemer is a senior studying business administration and international relations.


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ENTERTAINMENT

“THE UPSIDE” NICFLIX

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hen I stop and think about it, there aren’t many movies that specifically focus on friendship, and I wonder why? There are genres like suspense, comedy and romance, and while friendship can be a tone or theme in any of those, there just aren’t enough “friendbased” movies to the extent of warranting a genre all to its own and I think that’s pretty lame. That being said, there are a lot of movies and TV shows that depict incredible stories of friendship, and I’m not trying to discount or belittle those. All I’m saying is, there seems to be a LOT of movies out there about romance and love and kissing and — well, I think you get it — but what about good ol’ friendship love? And no, I’m not talking about the all-toorelatable friend-zoned type of love. There just needs to be more movies that embody what it means to BE a friend and the difference friends can make in someone’s life. Friends are the family you choose and they’ll stick around even when you’re dumb and push them away.

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“The Upside” is one of those films. Based on the true story of an extremely (and I mean EXTREMELY) wealthy quadriplegic—played by Bryan Cranston—who hires an outrageously unqualified parolee (Kevin Hart) to become his “life auxillary,” AKA caretaker.

If you like “The Upside” but wanted a little more romance, you could watch its romantic counterpart, “Me Before You” that came out a few years ago. BUT, there’s a movie similar in concept and in my opinion, better overall that I think everyone should watch—especially those interested in friendship movies and/or caretaking.

This bold decision leads to an unexpected friendship that grows both characters in ways only true friendship can.

It’s called “You’re Not You” and out of the three movies that all seem to be in the same category, this one is number one FOR SURE.

I gotta be honest, it wasn’t my FAVORITE movie. With Kevin Hart as one of the leads, I was hoping for a little more humor. Not that I didn’t like it! What we got was still good, instead of comedy it just leaned on the more heartwarming side of the spectrum.

But don’t let me decide for you. Watch all three and let me know which one you liked best!

My mom would consider this movie “worthy”. So Mom, after a lot of movies you probably wouldn’t love, here’s one you’d approve of!

-Your Friendly Neighborhood Movie Guy

Nicholas Morrison is a senior studying graphic design and business administration.


ARTS

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3 ARTWORKS THAT SPARK JOY MEMENTO ARTEM

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idying expert and author Marie Kondo has recently become a viral sensation with her new Netflix show, “Tidying Up with Marie Kondo.” She encourages those trying to organize their homes to identify items which spark joy. Kondo says these items create a feeling of “a little thrill.” The same thing can be said about artwork. Art is an amazing medium known to create emotional responses for viewers. Here are three artworks that can spark joy. “The Kiss” by Gustav Klimt “The Kiss” is one of Gustav Klimt’s most well-known works. It’s a piece for a hopeless romantic. A couple of lovers clad in golden robes are embracing. They’re in an ethereal, golden space where there’s nothing but a garden that’s springing from their intimacy. The man holds the woman in a tender, yet strong way, while the woman matches the tenderness and has a pose and look on her face that are both extremely serene. It’s a moment demonstrating the safety and warmth that comes from an act of love. “A Corner of the Loge” by Mary Cassatt Mary Cassatt was a trailblazer of the Impressionist era. Not only did she fight to be considered as an artist as seriously as her male contemporaries, she used her art to make powerful statements about women. “A Corner of the Loge” is an example of such art. In the painting, there’re two women attending the opera staring intently at what’s happening onstage. This scene contrasts with the time period it was painted in. Women opera attendees were expected to be escorted and dressed to attract the male gaze. However, Cassatt makes the painting focused on these women. They are front and center while the rest of the audience

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is distant and blurred. Cassatt wants us to know these women are independent and are at the opera to enjoy themselves, not as a display. “The Snow Storm” by Shinsui Itō “The Snow Storm” perfectly encapsulates the beauty of a snowfall. A young woman is elegantly making her way through a snowcovered landscape. This feeling of serenity reflects in the snow as it gracefully falls to the earth. The snow and the woman compliment each other to create a sense of inner calmness in the viewer leaving them in a peaceful and happy state. While these pieces may spark joy for some, others have the ability to stir up feelings of anger or sadness. Few things have as much power as art to be an emotional catalyst.

Cameron Cizek is a senior studying computing.


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HOW TO

HOW TO MAKE THE MOST OF WINTER DAYS

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hile some may hate the cold and see winter as a dark time, there’re always good things about each season. I want to share with you 10 ways you can make the most of the winter days ahead. 1. Have a warm drink Winter is a great time to heat up some hot cocoa, tea or coffee. With a hot drink, you can keep your hands nice and warm while walking to and from classes. My go-to is always a nice cup of spiced chai tea from The Mill. 2. Go for a walk Yes, I’m fully aware it’s cold outside, but grab a jacket and go for a walk. I have a friend who loves to go out after a fresh snow and admire how it sparkles, this is how she finds joy during cold times. It may be freezing, but when the ground and trees are covered it can feel like you’re walking through a winter wonderland. Give it a try, and enjoy the beautiful scenery. 3. Wear your warm clothes With winter comes all the comfy and cozy clothes. I don’t know about you, but there’s nothing like putting on my favorite oversized sweater to keep me nice and toasty. 4. Snuggle up under all the blankets

or even hold the door open for a stranger. It’s the little things that count. 7. Exercise By exercising you immediately provide your body with heat. This is a great way to stay warm and fit at the same time. You can do a quick work out in your room, go down to Larson, or if your feeling risky, you can take a jog outside. 8. Eat warm foods Foods such as soup, chili and even ramen noodles are fast and easy ways to fill your tummy with nice warm food on a cold winter day. My favorite soup is classic tomato, and I especially love eating it with goldfish crackers. It may sound gross to some, but don’t knock it until you try it. It’s delicious! 9. Find a pet to cuddle Nothing brings warmth to the heart like cuddling with a furry friend. Take a trip down to the Pet Doctor by Gateway mall, visit a friend who has a cuddly pet or take a pit stop by Dean Stocks apartment and pet Bella. 10. PRAY FOR A SNOW DAY ‘Nuff said. With these tips, hopefully you’ll make the most of these winter days.

When it’s cold outside, blankets are an essential item. Snuggling up and getting warm is one of my favorite things to do during this cold time of the year. 5. Engage in snow activities Building snowmen, going sledding and starting a snowball fight are fun activities only the winter season brings. 6. Spread the sunshine Because winter can be a dark time, try and be the light to yourself and those around you. This is the perfect time to engage in random acts of kindness. Create your own sunshine by spreading joy. You can leave random notes for your friend, surprise some you love a small gift

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Alaysha Harris is a senior studying communication.


LIFESTYLE

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OFF-CAMPUS STUDY SPOTS W e all have our favorite study spots at Union, whether the library, student center or even the dorm lobbies. Sometimes though, you just need to get off campus and find a place free from friends and distractions. There are lots of great study areas around Lincoln where you can concentrate on writing that paper and passing that test.

Lincoln’s public libraries offer many free resources to students in addition to providing a quiet place to study. With free wifi and public computers open to all patrons, you’ll have everything you need for a productive visit. It’s quick and easy to get a library card that can be used at all of the branches. There are eight public libraries in Lincoln, and the Gere branch is only a mile from Union’s campus. The University of Nebraska’s campus is a good study spot if you still want the feel of a campus without the distraction of running into your friends. They offer many common areas for students in addition to having a large library. As a Union student, you can use your student ID card to get into their library! Although they’re a little bit louder than libraries, bookstores are also great places to study. Barnes and Noble has a cafe inside with access to free wifi. Being surrounded by books and others reading can provide the motivation you need to focus on your own homework. Smaller, independent bookstores, such as Indigo Bridge Books, also work well and can sometimes be quieter than chain bookstores. Coffee shops are also great places to study (and get your caffeine fix.) Lincoln has countless coffee shops, each with a different atmosphere. You’re sure

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to find your perfect study area. Places like Meadowlark Coffee & Espresso and The Mill can be especially nice since they stay open late in the evening. And don’t limit yourself to just coffee shops! Casual restaurants, like Panera Bread, are also good places to grab a bite to eat and go through your textbooks. Be creative and try new places in your search for the perfect study location. Just remember when going to coffee shops and bookstores that it’s polite to purchase something, especially if you’re planning on studying there for a while. Take the opportunity to treat yourself to a warm drink or a sweet treat while you work! Amanda McCarter is a senior studying biomedical science.


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MISC. CORNER

MISSION-MINDED

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It's Game Time!

The Pagudpud Adventist Wellness Center staff, church family and student missionaries are inviting you to join us in #bandwagonproject. The Bandwagon Project aims to raise enough money by the end of our mission year to purchase a new van to better serve

The van the clinic currently uses is old and breaking down. Getting a new van will provide ways to better serve the community. The clinic will be able to use the van to make trips to other Barangays and towns. The church will be able to offer shuttle services to church members that live far away or give Bible studies to distant community members. The van will also benefit future student missionaries who plan to come here and serve in the Philippines. We’re aiming to raise $10,000 (USD) to contribute to the purchase of the van. We have decided to design t-shirts through a company called “Fund the Nations.” Fund the Nations is a mission-minded t-shirt company that helps raise money towards mission projects. These shirts will be available to you for a minimum of $20. If you would like to support #bandwagonproject and purchase a shirt, please talk to campus ministries for more details or donate online at: https://inhisserviceamianan.managedmissions. com/MyTrip/tshirtvan1

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Madison Kamarad is a junior international rescue and relief major currently serving in the Philippines.

The Clocktower encourages reader feedback and strives to maintain accuracy. If you have comments, please email us at cltower@gmail. com. The Clocktower, established in 1927 and sponsored by the Associated Student Body of Union College, is published semi-weekly during the fall and spring semesters. The opinions expressed are the opinions of the writers and are not to be construed as the opinion of the editors, Associated Student Body, Union College, or the Seventh-day Adventist Church.


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