Daniel Keith Steyn

Welcome to my Facebook Page. If you are looking for someone sane, caring and thoughtful, you unfortunately have stumbled upon the wrong guy. Please refer to the >BACK< button on your browser to keep searching. If however you are searching for the leader of your kind, I am he! Welcome Home! I'll never be lonesome, 'cause I cherish my own company! I'm perfect in every way, I can't stop looking in the mirror- cause I get better looking each day. To know me is to love me, I must be a hell of a man. It's hard to be humble, but I'm doing the best that I can!....Haha just kidding folks. If that didn't make you laugh, well then read my dairy(It says "Guinness Book of Records" on the front). Haha, seriously, I like making people laugh. The thing I value most in life is a good sense of humour- if you got that, you and I will get along quite fine!