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$7.99 - 14.99
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ASTRONAUT ICE CREAM Freeze-dried ice cream. Delicious and educational. THINKGEEK.COM/9E07 THINKGEEK.COM/
$2.99
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S TA P L E - F R E E S TA P L E R S Staple your paper without injury-inducing metal shards! T H INKGEEK.COM/ 8B70 T H INKGEEK.COM/ 98A6
$5.99 - $7.99
Stock up on these low-priced, high-geek-quotient
SCREAMING MONKEY SLINGSHOT
S HO C KI N G PEN Plant it on a co-worker’s desk. Instant hilarity ensues!
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THI N K G E E K . C O M / A 4F 4
T H INKGEEK.COM/ 8F00
$5.99
$6.99
JAPANESE POPPING EDAMAME KEYCHAI N
M I R A CL E BERRY F R U I T TA B L E T S
Classic Japanese snack turned into addictive, endless, pod popping delight.
Miracle Berries are awesome little things. If you eat one, sour foods suddenly taste sweet. These tablets are concentrated miracle berry powder. Just dissolve on your tongue and let the flavor tripping begin.
T HI N K G E E K . C O M / A C 69
$9.99
THI NKGEEK.COM/ AB3F
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CO O L S H O O T E R S ICE S H O T G L A S S E S Make your own shot glasses that ice down your favorite tasty adult beverage at the same time. T H I N KGEEK.CO M //986A
$7.99
UTILI-KE Y 6 - I N - 1 T O O L Tiny multi-tool that folds up like a key. T H I N K GEEK.CO M /6D 98
$9.99
GROW YOUR OW N 1 U P M U SH RO O M Straight out of Mario’s garden comes this adorable vinyl collectable. Simply add soil to the pipe, pop the 1Up mushroom on top and voila! THI NKGEEK.COM/ 98AB
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products just in time for the holidays.
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MOAR BRAINS PLZ
UNDER $20 DI SMEMBER- ME P LUSH ZOMBI E This decaying re-animated corpse turned into irresistible cuddly plush features removable appendages and a rip-apart torso. T H I N K G E E K . C O M / AC 4A
$12.99
LASER-GUIDED SCIS S O R S
S M A RT M A S S
Futuristic scissors allow precise, straight cuts without the need for a pencil and ruler.
The putty that thinks. Introducing Smart Mass, an actual mass of, well, smart stuff.
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$9.99
THI NKGEEK.COM/ 5AC8
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DE SPAIR, INC. 20 0 9 CUSTOM CALEND A R
B ONE CH I L L ERS I CE T RAY
The Universe’s most depressing calendar. With added geeky goodness. T HI N K G E E K . C O M /B /B0 04D 4D
$15.99
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Ice cube trays made from silicon that make skulls and crossbones. THI NKGEEK.COM/ A34B
$5.99
Happiness for about the same price as a pizza and
STYLOPHONE RETRO POCKET SYNTH Recreation of 1970’s pocket-size musical instrument. Play retro-style sounds by touching the metal keyboard with the included stylus.
A NNOY- A- TRON
THI NKGEEK.COM/ NKGEEK.COM/AA64 AA64
A device that can drive your victims crazy trying to figure out what it is and where it’s located.
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T HI N K G E E K . C O M / 8C 52
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BI - CO L O R L ED BL O W O N - O FF CA N D L ES
A C R OB OTS Posable, futuristic, magnetic!
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T H I N KGEEK.CO M //6748
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T H INKGEEK.COM/ AE0B T H INKGEEK.COM/ 94CE
$11.99 - 14.99
A GIR L’ S GUI DE TO DATING A GEEK A girl’s gotta learn the proper way to approach, interact, and care for her geek. T HI N K G E E K . C O M / A C 84
$13.99
SD STA R WA R S P L U S H If Ewoks ran the Empire, everyone would be small and cute. T H I NK GEEK.CO M //9405
$9.99
M A GI C I Q G I F T BO X Small wooden box has seemingly no way to open it and can store a small gift. THI NKGEEK.COM/A82B NKGEEK.COM/ A82B
$9.99
a pitcher of beer. Best enjoyed with pizza and beer.
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THINK
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OVERLORD
YOUR THEME SONG
FAVORITES P ERSONAL S OUNDTRACK T- SH I RT This electronic t-shirt features a working speaker on the front. It plays background music and sound effects at your command to make your ordinary life seem extraordinary. T H I N K G E E K . C O M / A5BF
$39.99
LED B I N A RY C L O C K A small desktop clock that takes some elite skills to read! T H I N KGEEK .CO M /59E0
$19.99 - 27.99
USB ROBOT OWL Plug this cute little guy into any handy USB port, and he can perch on top of your computer. THI NKGEEK.COM/A620 NKGEEK.COM/ A620
$19.99
USB PLASMA BALL Finally, the infamous plasma ball of lore is now available in a desktopfriendly USB version. We love our EMF. T H INKGEEK.COM/ 964E
K A O S SI LATOR
$12.99
Handheld cyberpunk lute of the future amazes with drum beats and synth sounds. T HI N K G E E K . C O M / A 02A
$199.99
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Enjoy these things the most we do.
THE THINKGEEK 8-BIT TIE
L E D J E L LY F I SH MOOD LAMP Hypnotic deep-sea jellyfish move realistically with morphing LEDs. T H I N K GEEK.CO M /9A8C
$39.99
Add some 8-bit gaming nostalgia to your wardrobe with this stylish pixel-based clip-on tie designed by our robotic monkeys. Available in Classic Blue or Power Red. THINKGEEK.COM/9352
$14.99
E Y ECLOPS NI GHT V IS IO N GOGGLES
S TA R T R E K TOS T U N I C T EES
Real night vision for the price of a toy. Ninjas assemble!
These t-shirts from the Final Frontier look just like their long-sleeve counterparts, only shorter.
T HI N K G E E K . C O M /A /ABF5
$89.99
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X- MI N I CAPSU L E SP E A KE R Shockingly huge sound out of this tiny speaker. T H I N KGEEK .CO M //9E68
$24.99
THE THINKGEEK USB SNOWBOT
S TA R T R E K T R I B B L E S
Snowbot features robotic variable controlled sweeping LED eyes, articulating metal arms and is USB powered for great justice!
THI NKGEEK.COM/ AC6E
The perfect furry pet from the final frontier.
$14.99 - 19.99
T HI N K G E E K . C O M /854A / 854A
$11.99
Like them you must. Overlords, we are.
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W E G O T T H E B E AT
TOYS=FUN ELECTRONIC DRUM KI T SHI RT An electronic t-shirt with a picture of an actual playable drum kit on the front. With 7 different drums, you’re ready for a personal drum solo on your chest. THINKGEEK.COM/AC0B
$29.99
KHE T L A S E R G A M E Use lasers and mirrors in this game of skill with an ancient Egyptian flavor. T H I N KGEEK .CO M /7EAA
$11.99 - 37.99
PIXELBLOCKS Translucent building blocks allow you to create complex 2-D or 3-D images. THI NKGEEK.COM/ 6950
$39.99 - 49.99
W O O D E N WA R E N G I N E K I T S Build a table top model of a classic war machine at home and work. Retro ballistics rock! THI NKGEEK.COM/ 81E6
USB ROCKET L A U NCHER
$19.99 - 34.99
With twice the range of other launchers, you can lay waste to your enemies from a distance. T HI N K G E E K . C O M / 8A 0F
$29.99
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He who dies with the most toys wins.
DO CT OR WHO S O NIC SCREWDRI VE R
NEW CAPRICA CYL O N A CT I O N FIGURE
Authentic Gallifreyan tool with lights and sounds.
This bad boy robo is a ThinkGeek Exclusive.
S O N IC S C R E W D R I V E R T HI N K G E E K . C O M / 8C F F
T H INKGEEK.COM/ AA83
$16.99
$14.99
PENTAGO
3 D STA R WA RS STA RFI G H T ER K I T ES
A beautiful game for geniuses. Easy to learn, hard to master.
Time to fly your own X-Wing, Tie Fighter, or Millennium Falcon using only the wind.
T HI N K G E E K . C O M / 83A B
$24.99
THI NKGEEK.COM/A52A NKGEEK.COM/ A52A
$39.99 - 49.99
S O L I D M E TA L AIRSO F T H A N D G U N Combine metal with airsoft guns and you have something even more special. T H I N KGEEK.CO M //A213
$11.99
18� VOICE COMMAND DALEK Control it by R/C or control it with only your voice. This Dalek does it all. T HI N K G E E K . C O M / A 917
SHOCK BALL A shocking game of Hot Potato. Ouch. T H INKGEEK.COM/ 91B8
$14.99
$229.99
Unless you loot his body before he respawns.
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BLACK STEALTH 3-CHANNEL R/C HELICOPTER The easiest and most precise helicopter we have ever seen! Full control with perfect hovering and movement in any direction. THINKGEEK.COM/A75E
$29.99
THUMB-SIZE R/C MIN I C O O P E R Tiny R/C Mini Cooper features full control with forward and reverse and right or left turns. T HI N K G E E K . C O M /A / A 427
$9.99
TA ND EM Z CHINOOK R/C COPTER Amazing tiny copter features two blades in a military style design. THI NKGEEK.COM/A493 NKGEEK.COM/ A493
$29.99
M X -1 WORLD’ S S MA LLEST R/C COPTE R Take to the air with confidence knowing that you’re piloting the smallest man-made flying device commercially available. T HI N K G E E K . C O M / A 497
$24.99
C Y B E R S U RF ER R / C S PA CEBO A RD Surfing spaceman features built-in solid state gyro for amazing mid-air balanced flight. THI NKGEEK.COM/ A4F0
$49.99
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R/C. We have it on good authority it’s
DUELING GALA C T I C M A R I N E S COPTER SET
MI CRO R/ C F LYI N G S A U CER
Set of two amazingly small infrared remote control helicopters can battle by shooting invisible IR beams.
Mini 4-propeller flying saucer features a built-in accelerometer and 4-channel control.
THINKGEEK.COM/A377 A377
T H INKGEEK.COM/A5B0 INKGEEK.COM/ A5B0
$14.99
$69.99
R / C S TA R WA R S R2- D2 A C TI ON F I G U R E
M I C R O F LY T I N Y R/C HOVERING UFO
Amazing R/C R2-D2 is the size of a Star Wars action figure. He drives across your desk with authentic sounds and lights.
Incredibly tiny flying r/c toy looks like a mini-UFO. THI NKGEEK.COM/ A5AC
$14.99
T H I N KGEEK.CO M //8C D 5
$29.99
CHOROQ QSTEER MINI R/C RACERS Precise control, cute styling and diminutive size make these mini racers lots of fun. Choose from Mazda RX-8 or Nissan 350Z. T HI N K G E E K . C O M /9C / 9C 94
$14.99
R/C AI RSOFT B ATTL E TA NKS True-to-scale remote-controlled tanks that shoot actual plastic ammo. T H I N KGEEK.CO M /6279
$39.99 - 89.99 A N T I - G R AV R / C WA L L R A C I N G C A R Amazing car uses an internal vacuum to defy gravity and drive on walls. THI NKGEEK.COM/ AEEC
$29.99
the number one hobby of pirates. Arrrrr, see?
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AT HOME 15" GIGANTOR D I G I TA L PH O T O F RA ME This 15" oversized digital photo frame really delivers with a sharp display and a reasonable-size price. 15" FRAME 1024 X 768 THINKGEEK.COM/96A6
$219.99 PORTABLE 3.5” 320 X 240 THINKGEEK.COM/AF32
FRAMEZILLA!
$49.99 K E Y C H A I N D I G I TA L PH O T O F RA ME Store up to 60 of your photos and show them off to your friends. THINKGEEK.COM/9EE0
$19.99
# I NCL U D E < BEER. H > Any sufficiently advanced system eventually includes beer. THI NKGEEK.COM/ 27F9 S I NGLE GLASS
$5.99
BEATING HEART S T R ESS RELI EF PI LLOW
4 - PACK
These pillows vibrate with a special rhythmic heartbeat to calm your nerves.
$16.99
T HI N K G E E K . C O M / A 941
$34.99 - 49.99
SUN AN D M OON J A R S Jam jars store jam, the Sun and Moon Jars store sunshine for nighttime! T H I N KGEEK.CO M //994A
$34.99
NI NT EN D O WA L L G R A P H I C S High-quality vinyl stickers cover your room in Donkey Kong, Super Mario Brothers, or New Super Mario. THI NKGEEK.COM/ A6D0
$74.99
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“Oh, they have the Internet on
THE EX - UNIQUE K NIFE HOLDER A wicked cool design for a knife holder and more edgy than a block of wood. Available in Chrome, Black and Red.
CO L L A PS I BL E CH O PS T I CK S If James Bond had his own chopsticks, he’d want these.
T HI N K G E E K . C O M / 86D D
$69.99 - $99.99
T H INKGEEK.COM/ 8CCD
$29.99
EQUAL M E A SU R E The single most interesting measuring cup you will ever own. T H I N KGEEK.CO M //A346
$14.99
GO O D CHEMI STRY SALT & PEPPER SHA K E R S Without sodium, salt would just be chloride… and much less fun. T HI N K G E E K . C O M /A / A 3F 6
$14.99
L E D FA U C E T A ND S H O W ER L I G H T S Own the keenest faucet or showerhead on the block! LEDs change from blue to red as temperature increases. FAUC ET LIGHT THI NKGEEK.COM/8122 NKGEEK.COM/ 8122
$12.99 - 19.99 SH OWER LIGHT THI NKGEEK.COM/ A446
$39.99
ALL EDGES B R O W N I E PA N
HANDPRESSO
Two edges per piece will create more nomability and may even bring about intergalactic peace.
Portable espresso pump brings much needed caffeine to the field.
T H I N K GEEK.CO M //A1AA A1AA
T H INKGEEK.COM/AE8B INKGEEK.COM/ AE8B
$34.99
$129.99
computers now!” - Homer Simpson
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T R A NSFER YOUR OLD M E D I A WIT H THESE I ON PR ODU C TS Rescue your old media by bringing it into the digital age. Convert old audio cassettes, video cassettes, and vinyl records into digital files for burning to CD or use on your iPod. U S B T U R N TA B L E T HI N K G E E K . C O M / 90A 0
$99.99 U S B CAS S E T T E D E C K T HI N K G E E K . C O M / 9778
$139.99 USB VCR T HI N K G E E K . C O M / A 956
$229.99 URECORD VINYL A N D CAS S E T T E R I P P E R T HI N K G E E K . C O M / B 06C
$49.99
K O RG N A N O D I G I TA L MU S I C CO N T RO L L ERS Small USB-based music controllers function as a drum pad, keyboard, or mixing controls. T H INKGEEK.COM/AF36 INKGEEK.COM/ AF36
$49.99 - 59.99
AMPLUG VOX MIN I G U I TA R A M P Pocket size guitar amp delivers authentic tube-amp sound. T H I N K GEEK.CO M //A94C
$39.99
I A XE U SB ELE C T R I C G U I TA R Full size electric guitar with USB port lets you rock with just a PC and some headphones.
SW E D I S H FI RES T EEL 3,000ยบC spark makes fire building easy in any weather, any altitude. THI NKGEEK.COM/ 754D
$15.99
T H I N K GEEK.CO M /8C 43
$99.99
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Home is where the heart is. Unless, of course,
CRYSTAL USB DESKTOP SPEAKERS These speakers are clearly awesome and ready to rock. T HI N K G E E K . C O M / A A 5F
$39.99
SURVIVAL KIT IN A SARDINE CAN Here we have a genuine air-tight, waterproof, crushproof sardine can packed full of 25 survival items. THI NKGEEK.COM/ A396
$11.99
T ITA NI UM SPORK Perhaps the greatest gastronomic invention since lickable wallpaper. Hunger, beware - your end is near! T HI N K G E E K . C O M /8A / 8A C E
USB STORAGE C A R O U S EL FO R CD / D V D
$8.99
A great storage solution for your CDs and DVDs - holds 150 discs. THI NKGEEK.COM/ A533
$129.99
SQUI S H Y B O W L S E T Silicone bowl and cup set squishes into your pocket for easy travel. T H I N K GEEK.CO M //A8AB
$16.99
TOOL L O G I C FI RES T EEL K N I F E An excellent fire-creating emergency/survival tool. THI NKGEEK.COM/ 7F02
$29.99
B OTA N I CA L L S P L A N T T W I T T ER K I T Ever wonder what your houseplant would say if it had a Twitter account? THI NKGEEK.COM/ ADD2
OUTDOOR LCD WINDOW THERMOMETER
$99.99
Easily mounts outside and features a large LCD display for easy temperature reading. T HI N K G E E K . C O M / 86F F
$11.99
youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve had a transplant. In which case, YMMV.
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T HE T HI NKGEEK EPOC H C L OC K A ThinkGeek original design, this alarm clock displays the time in six different formats (standard, hexadecimal, octal, binary, Roman and epoch) using a jade-green LED display. An epic timepiece! T HI N K G E E K . C O M /A / A 7C 5
$59.99
EXPOSED FLIP CLOCK
CLOCKY
This steel clock is naked. NAKED! Whoo!! See all the inner workings and watch as time flips hypnotically by.
This little alarm clock on wheels makes you chase it down before you can turn it off.
T H I N K GEEK.CO M /A84A
T H INKGEEK.COM/ 91F2
$59.99
$49.99 - 59.99
TIX LED CLOCK Stylish desk or wall clock uses LED patterns to tell time. T H INKGEEK.COM/ 7437
NEVERLATE A LA R M CLOCKS
$49.99
Choose between the 7-Day or the Executive version of these feature-loaded alarm clocks. T HI N K G E E K . C O M / 788E T HI N K G E E K . C O M / 9B A C
$34.99 - 59.99
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â&#x20AC;&#x153;Time is an illusion. Lunchtime
GLOW BRICK A glow-in-the-dark light bulb trapped in a solid acrylic brick. T HI N K G E E K . C O M / 9B 60
$29.99 L ED U MBREL L A Just like Blade Runner, ultra cool light-up umbrellas! T H INKGEEK.COM/9260 INKGEEK.COM/ 9260
$24.99
REMOTE- C ONTR OL L E D LED SOLA R SP OTL I G H T This solar spotlight is super-bright and easy to install. T H I N K GEEK.CO M //AC 12
$59.99
HIGH-TECH LIGHTBULBS Choose between the multi-color LED lightbulb with remote and five different varieties of EarthLED lights. MULTI -COLOR LED LIGHT BULB THI NKGEEK.COM/ 831E
$49.99 E ARTHLIGHT LED LIGHT BULBS THI NKGEEK.COM/ 9CEB
$49.99 - 99.99
S LAV E LEI A POSTER Wow. That’s about all we care to say. T HI N K G E E K . C O M / A A 29
$8.99
THERE’S NO PLACE LIKE 1 2 7 . 0 . 0 . 1 D O O R/ F L O O R MAT Another way to say: 10 print Home: 20 print Sweet: 30 goto 10 THI NKGEEK.COM/ 6806
$39.99 L A S E R S TA R S PROJECTOR Thousands of green laser stars and blue gaseous clouds on your ceiling. T H I N KGEEK .CO M //8ED 4
$169.99
doubly so.” - Douglas Adams
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GADGETS POCKET TOOLKIT
+ GIZMOS L I L G U PPI E MU LT I - T O O L This little tool comes with a steel blade, adjustable wrench, carabiner, flat screwdriver, Phillips screwdriver, pocket/money clip, and bottle opener. T H INKGEEK.COM/ A905
$19.99
P I C O U S B F L A S H D RI V E Teeny tiny flash memory. The Pico USB is no bigger than a fingertip, yet holds 8 gigs of storage. THI NKGEEK.COM/ A6D9
A U TO L E D
$39.99
This LED flashlight lives and recharges in your car’s cigarette lighter, ready for when you need light. T H I N K GEEK.CO M /983B
$24.99
U LT R A - T H I N D I G I TA L V O I C E R E C OR DE R This credit card size digital voice recorder features 1GB of built-in storage for over 69 hours of recording time. T H I N KGEEK .CO M /9E59
$69.99
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USB HIDDEN FLASH DRIVE WAT C H This watch features an ample 4GB capacity USB flash drive that slips neatly into the watch case. THI NKGEEK.COM/ A8BC
$59.99
“Life without gadgets is akin to a slow, painful death by
U S B M E M O RY WAT C H
A NI M ATE D T-Q U A L I Z E R S H I RT Glowing, animated T-Qualizer shirt moves to music!
This watch helps you carry your valuable data with you at all times. The USB connector is cleverly stored in the watch. THINKGEEK.COM/9771 9771
$29.99 - 39.99 9.99
T H I N KGEEK.CO M //8A5B
$39.99
DO CT OR WHO TARD I S 4 PO RT USB HUB Your very own TARDIS controls 4 USB ports! T HI N K G E E K . C O M / 9223
$29.99
LEATH E R M A N WAV E One of the best multi-tools available, with quick access to 2 locking blades.
GREEN LASER POINTERS Significantly brighter than a red laser pointer, the beam itself can be seen in mid-air in the dark. Also available are three specialized laser pointers, each with a different option: green stars, green pointers, or a red/green laser combo.
T H I N K GEEK.CO M /331C
$74.99
T H INKGEEK.COM/ 5A47 T H INKGEEK.COM/ A570
$69.99 - $79.99
USB 8GB FLASH DRIV E L I G H T E R Refillable lighter with built-in USB flash drive - FLAME ON!!! T HI N K G E E K . C O M / A A C D
$49.99
IPOD VIDEO GOGGLES Watch your iPod videos right on your face. THI NKGEEK.COM/ 98D3
$199.99 - 299.99
tentacled planet hoppers.â&#x20AC;? - ThinkGeek Maxim #433
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QWERTY ROYGBIV
TECHIES L U XEED DYN AMI C P IXEL LED KEYBOA R D Amazing keyboard features a colorchanging LED under each key. Assign each key its own glowing color. You can even make the keys react when you type. T HI N K G E E K . C O M / A 85 C
$199.99
LED B I N A RY WAT C H Show your geek skills when you read the time in binary. T H I N KGEEK.CO M /6A17
$49.99 - 69.99
USB SQUID Turn one USB port into four with this clever little USB hub. THI NKGEEK.COM/ 93AD
$19.99
OPTIMUS MINI THRE E K E Y B O A R D
H A C K ED FL A S H D RI V E
Mini keyboard features three animated, backlit OLED screens.
2 Gigs of flash storage looks like a torn and frayed cable.
T HI N K G E E K . C O M / 88E E
THI NKGEEK.COM/ AB63
$134.99
$49.99
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Behind every successful computer is a half a potato
I R O N K E Y M I L I TA RY STRENGTH FLASH DRIVES USB LASER G U I DE D M I SSI L E L A U NC HE R This piece of desktop artillery ups the ante with laser aiming and the ability to connect to a number of missile launchers.
A thumb drive with so much encryption built in, it surpasses US Military standards. If it detects a hack attempt, it literally self-destructs! THI NKGEEK.COM/ 99F1
$78.99 - 299.99
T H I N KGEEK.CO M /8BC 4
$39.99
S TA R WA R S U S B H U B S Animated R2 and Vader hubs bring 480Mbps data transfer rates from a galaxy far, far away.
MANDYLION PA S S WORD MANAGER
R2-D 2 HUB THI NKGEEK.COM/ AB85
$49.99
A secure, convenient, and cost-effective device built specifically for generating and protecting your passwords.
D ARTH VADER HUB THI NKGEEK.COM/AEC4 NKGEEK.COM/ AEC4
$59.99
T HI N K G E E K . C O M / 91A 2
$49.99
SHUT UP AND REBOOT Because users never listen. T H I N K GEEK.CO M /AD 98
$15.99 - 17.99
E XTE R NA L U SB SATA D R I V E D O C K If youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve got a spare Serial-ATA drive lying around, connect it quickly to your USBenabled PC with this simple dock.
S TA I N L E S S STE E L WA L L ET THI NKGEEK.COM/9964 NKGEEK.COM/ 9964
$79.99
T H I N KGEEK .CO M //A7EA
$39.99
D U C T TA P E WA L L E T B Y D U C T I T H INKGEEK.COM/ 5F21
$14.99
chip, two pens, a paperclip, and dust bunnies.
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POLAR I TY M A G NE TI C BOARD GAME
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I NSTA NT SNOW This hi-tech powdered polymer absorbs water and expands nearly 100 times into a flaky white non-toxic substance closely resembling real snow.
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$2.99 - $11.99
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U S B D I G I TA L M I C R O S C O P E A N D S TA N D Turn the ordinary into the extraordinary. This microscope allows you to capture highquality images and video and display them on your PC using a simple USB connection. THI NKGEEK.COM/ ADA2
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$349.99
T I K I TA G R F I D TA G PROGRAMMING KIT Plaster your possessions with tiny RFID tags, then wave an object over the USB reader and have it pull-up information about it or open a web page.
CLASSIC RADIOMETER Demonstrate the complex dance between light and heat and mechanical energy with this iconic desktop toy. How does it work? It’s science, baby!
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$59.99
T HI N K G E E K . C O M / 9B E C
$12.99
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YO, WHERE ALL MY BUDDIES AT?
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$15.99 - 17.99
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A NT W ORKS A NASA-designed space age habitat for ants. They can breathe and eat the gel! Now includes glowing LED base! T HI N K G E E K . C O M / 6F D 6
$29.99
T HE INFAMOUS DRINKING BIRD
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The Second Law of Thermodynamics embodied in a glass bird.
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Collider, CERN, and space telescope, Hubble.
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GEEKS ON
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THE GO 1 . 3 MEGAPI XEL SP Y CAMERA SUNGL A SSE S Hidden camera with a remote control. T H I N K G E E K . C O M / A0F3
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Take this with you to house-calls to reinforce the message.
Monitors your driving habits and helps you save fuel and money.
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T H INKGEEK.COM/ AE12
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A NI M ATE D DRIVING LED EMOTICONS
VIBE BODY SOUND H EA D PH O N ES
Communicate with other drivers using this battery-powered, wirelessly controlled message sign.
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$34.99
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May the road rise up to meet you, may the wind be at
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T H E BA G O F H O L D I N G
AUTOMOTI VE C OM P U TE R
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Easy to install, multi-function automotive computer. Mounts in, on or below the dash.
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$49.99
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OHSO POCKET TOOTH B R U SH The ultimate travel toothbrush stores its own toothpaste. T H I N KGEEK.CO M /9270
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M E TA L L I C V I D EO WAT C H WITH OLED SCREEN The future is here! A 1.5" color screen on your wrist. THI NKGEEK.COM/ 954E
$79.99
S TA I N L E S S STEEL 8GB V I D E O WAT C H
DIGITAL LUGGAGE SCALE Check your baggage weight at home to avoid extra fees at the airport.
The latest in video watch fashion, sporting a massive 8GB of storage space and stainless steel case and watch band.
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PORTABLE P HOTO STU D I O Makes the difference between sold and unsold on eBay. T H I N KGEEK.CO M //A205
$49.99 HELMET A CT I O N CA M Never miss a moment. Never. Not ever. Seriously. T H INKGEEK.COM/ 980E
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your back, and may the wi-fi be plentiful and free.
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CELL PHONE
HOTSPOT HOTSHOT
+ WI-FI WI-FI DETECTOR S H I RT Totally functional Wi-Fi detector built into an EL Illuminated t-shirt. As the signal increases, so does the illumination! T H I N K G E E K . C O M / 9 91E
$29.99
BLU E T O O T H L A S E R VIRTU A L K E Y B O A R D Laser projection keyboard allows you to type on any flat surface. T H I N KGEEK.CO M /8193
$159.99
B L U AL ERT B R A CEL ET Fashionable and functional, this Bluetooth bracelet buzzes when your cellphone rings. THI NKGEEK.COM/ 9E31
$49.99
P O WE R M O N K E Y P O RTA B L E C H A R G E R
HELLO, DOCTOR BELL?
This handy monkey provides hours of extra power for your portable devices in a pinch. THI NKGEEK.COM/ 917B
$49.99 BLUETOOTH RETRO HANDSET A new way to use your cell phone’s Bluetooth. T HI N K G E E K . C O M / 8928
$29.99
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“If your ringtone is ‘My Humps,’ your phone will be
CELLPHONE SIGNAL EXTENDER IPHONE 3G P O RTABLE POWER DOCK
Improve your cellphone signal dramatically with this easy-to-install signal booster. THI NKGEEK.COM/ 9823
$249.99 - 359.99
Running out of juice? This 2400mAh portable battery docks with your iPhone and gives you hours of extra runtime. T HI N K G E E K . C O M /B / B 098
$34.99
WI-SPY SPECTRUM A N A LY Z E R
J A PA N ES E L U CK Y GOLDEN POO
Helps you identify wi-fi interference draws pretty graphs.
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$399.99
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$9.99
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SLIDE TO UNLOCK B A B Y DOL L
$6.99 - 9.99
An invitation to mischief if we ever saw one.... T H I N KGEEK.CO M //A581
$18.99
POGO IPHONE STYLUS Specially-designed stylus works with iPhone and iPod Touch. THI NKGEEK.COM/A31F NKGEEK.COM/ A31F
$19.99 P O RTABLE E L E CTRONI CS CHARGING STATION Give your gadgets a nice comfortable spot to rest and recuperate. T HI N K G E E K . C O M / A 65B
$29.99
washed in the nearest toilet.” - ThinkGeek HQ Rules
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MADE IN
GOOD LISTENER
JAPAN SEGA PEKOPPA R O B O T P L A N T Robot plant responds to your voice with realistic movements. This little guy ensures you’ll always have somebody to talk to who will nod in agreement. T H I N K G E E K . C O M / AC 8D
$29.99
FIEND I SH JAPAN ESE P O CK ET PUZZLES These mini solid metal puzzles are so tantalizingly frustrating. You won’t be able to put them down. Various puzzles available.
ELECTRONIC BUBBLE WRAP KE Y C H A I N
T HI N K G E E K . C O M / 9C 83
$9.99
Press button, hear bubble pop. Repeat. Enjoy. THI NKGEEK.COM/ 982F
$9.99
TU TT U K I BA K O VI RTU A L FI N G ER G A ME Stick your finger in the hole, and you’ll see a virtual pixelated version that can interact with digital objects. THI NKGEEK.COM/AD59 NKGEEK.COM/ AD59
$49.99 MARIO & LUIGI 10” VINYL FIGURES Big detailed Mario & Luigi figures let you show off your Nintendo street cred. T H I N K GEEK.CO M /AD D D
$17.99
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Ninja. Sumo. Manga. Haiku. Godzilla. Good stuff
DRIFT PACKAGE L IG HT R/C DRI FTI NG C A R
M A R I O K A RT W I I M O T E P R OJ ECT O R L I G H T
Specially designed R/C cars can perform huge drifts around corners and turns.
Project your favorite characters from Mario Kart on your wall using an itty bitty Wiimote.
T HI N K G E E K . C O M / A C C C
THI NKGEEK.COM/ A5FA
$49.99
$5.99
D I Y J A PA N ES E N A ME S TA MP S ET Make a cool stamp using Japanese characters and impress your Otaku friends. B LA C K BLACK GU M AND CANDY
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$14.99
By popular demand, intensely-caffeinated mintiness direct from Japan! Your choice of either 1 or 4 packs of Black Black gum, or 1 or 4 packs of Black Black candy. T HI N K G E E K . C O M / 68A D
$1.99 - 7.99
HUMPING USB DOGS USB-powered dogs are happy to endlessly hump when plugged into your computer. T HI N K G E E K . C O M / 9C 89
$9.99
H OVER Q T I N Y R/C H O V ERCRA F T This tiny R/C hovercraft will amaze you as it skims across your desk. THI NKGEEK.COM/ACA2 NKGEEK.COM/ ACA2
$49.99 STAR WARS R2-D2 TRASH CAN This office-sized trash can is a detailed model of R2-D2. T HI N K G E E K . C O M / 89E 4
$99.99
comes from Japan in both large and small packages.
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LOOKING FOR GROUP
GAME ON B UY THESE ACTI ON F I G U R E S These are the figures you’ve been looking for - from Gears of War, World of Warcraft, Princess Bride, and Halo 3. T H I N K G E E K . C O M / AC TIONFIGURE S
$14.99 - 59.99
ADVENTURE GAMING DICE SETS The best-looking and feeling set of gaming dice you’ll ever know. T H I N KGEEK.CO M /745A
$14.99 - 39.99 CREST OF HYRULE It’s dangerous to go alone! Take this. THI NKGEEK.COM/ A12D
$16.99 - 18.99
TE TR I U S P U Z Z L E GA M E M A G NE TS Recreate classic video game puzzle madness on your refrigerator. T H I N KGEEK.CO M //9928
$9.99
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HALO 3 FULL-SIZE P L A S MA W EA PO N S Full-size weapons let you hunt the aliens in your office. THI NKGEEK.COM/ A1F7
$79.99 - 129.99
“It’s time to kick ass and chew bubble gum.
SONIC BOMB ALARM CLOCK This alarm clock will get you up. The alarm is louder than a jackhammer!
8-BIT DYNAMIC L I F E S H I RT
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$39.99
Buy as a pair and wear with a friend. When you get near, all six hearts on both shirts light up. T H I N KGEEK.CO M //A090
$24.99
ZELDA OCARINA Real playable Ocarina lets you recreate your favorite Zelda tunes. T H I N KGEEK .CO M /A8F6
$39.99
D20 SPIRAL NECK LACE
M E D I E VA L S T E E L G A U N T L E T S
Bling up your wardrobe with a little d20 action.
Go medieval on your co-workers with a pair of handcrafted steel gauntlets.
T HI N K G E E K . C O M / 7A E 3
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HA LO 3 MESSENGER BAG Master Chief can carry 8 grenades, 1 powerup, and three weapons plus ammunition. T HI N K G E E K . C O M / 9F 64
$39.99
And I’m all out of gum” - Duke Nukem, 1996
2 0 - S I D ED F U ZZY D I CE D A N G L ERS The geeked up version of fuzzy dice. T H INKGEEK.COM/ 7CCC
$9.99
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A N N O YA N C E S
CUBE GOODIES
D ES PA I R PO S T ERS Beautify your office, home or dorm room with these special Demotivators lithographs, printed on heavy-weight, premium paper stock. T H INKGEEK.COM/ AF76 T H INKGEEK.COM/ B027
$15.99
M A R S HMALLOW SHOOTE R State of the art – food, fun, and ballistics in perfect harmony. T HI N K G E E K . C O M / 753D
$22.99
THE RED SWINGLINE S TA P L E R I believe we have your stapler... an actual red Swingline stapler! THI NKGEEK.COM/ 61B7
$21.99
CUBED ELECTRONIC PUZZLE GAME Attach the pieces together with magnets and solve one of 600 included puzzles.
LOLMAGNETZ Bring LOLCat fun to your fridge poetry.
T HI N K G E E K . C O M / A 50C
THI NKGEEK.COM/ ABEA
$39.99
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“Note how the creature pokes its head over the cube wall
THE CUBES® CUBICL E P L AY S E T S
“TIES SUCK“ TIE
Cubicle playsets for adults. Now you get to be the boss!
A great-looking tie with binary code on it translating to “ties suck.” Very subtle.
T HI N K G E E K . C O M / 722A
$2.99 - 12.99
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$24.99
MINI BUSINESS CA RD F I L E CA BI N ET It’s a shrunken down file cabinet that stores your business cards. T H INKGEEK.COM/ 9D84
$12.99 A IR ZOOKA Blasts a harmless ball of air up to twenty feet! T HI N K G E E K . C O M / 60B 6
$12.99
F I NG E R D R U M S A small motion-sensitive drum set for your desk. Rock on! T H I N KGEEK.CO M //922F
$24.99
DOOMSDAY DEVICE U S B HUB OR KEYCHA I N Press button and end world. In desktop and new pocket size! T HI N K G E E K . C O M / 9116 T HI N K G E E K . C O M / 9806
$8.99 - 39.99
NOT A PA PER CU P Environmentally friendly ceramic coffee mug looks just like a paper cup from that trendy coffee-shop. THI NKGEEK.COM/A3A4 NKGEEK.COM/ A3A4
$19.99
to ensure the coast is clear before the coffee run.”
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INITIAL PUBLIC OFFERING
KIDS L IFT- OFF R OCKET PLAYSET This rocket toy features light-up boosters and realistic rocket noises. T H I N K G E E K . C O M / B 14D
$39.99
GL O W- I N - THE- DARK M A R S MUD Stretchy, bouncy, squishy, gooey… it’s all the things kids like. T HI N K G E E K . C O M /B / B 134
$3.99
GERM GUARDIAN NU R S ERY S A N I T I ZER This device uses heat, not chemicals, to kill 99.9% of germs in 30 minutes. THI NKGEEK.COM/ B16D
$59.99
WINK EL This colorful, quiet rattle doubles as a teether that you can refrigerate for baby’s added comfort. T HI N K G E E K . C O M / B 0A 3
$14.99
C A ST L E L O G I X KI DS L O G I C G A ME Kids work on spatial relations and logical reasoning while solving one of 48 different puzzles. THI NKGEEK.COM/ B148
$24.99
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We applaud you, our customer, for passing
COME TO T H E D A R K S I D E Some of our most popular shirts are now available for kids, too. T H I N KGEEK.CO M //B0F6
$12.99
R/ C N I N J A V S . P I R AT E Who is the ultimate warrior? Settle the battle once and for all. T H INKGEEK.COM/ 994F
$19.99
SOUR CA N D Y FA C T O RY SC I E NC E KI T Turn your kitchen into a working science lab as your kids experiment with candy. T H I N K GEEK.CO M //B176
C OL O R CH A N G I N G BA BY BO T T L E Color changes from purple to pink as it warms up and then back again as it cools. THI NKGEEK.COM/A9C7 NKGEEK.COM/ A9C7
$12.99
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DA DO STACKI NG CU B E S The slits on these cubes can be interlocked to create structures traditional blocks canâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t touch. T HI N K G E E K . C O M / B 168
$26.99
S TA R WARS PLUSH BA C KPA C K
R / C C O L O R BU G D O O D L I N G T O Y
Let Yoda or R2 help carry your Jedi booty.
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T HI N K G E E K . C O M / A B 2B T HI N K G E E K . C O M / 817C
$34.99 - 49.99
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$29.99
on your obviously-superior genetic material.
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R /C A NI MATED S O LA R SYSTEM MOB I L E Watch as planets orbit around the light-up sun. Comes with an audio CD. Bonus: includes Pluto! T HI N K G E E K . C O M / B 12A
$39.99
GE E K I NSI DE MATERNI TY SH I RT The trimesters we’re talking about aren’t the sort from college.... T HI N K G E E K . C O M / 9B 11
$22.99 T U L U R AT T L E Yeah, it’s for a baby, but we can’t stop playing with this thing. T H INKGEEK.COM/ B0AD
$17.99
CRYSTAL G R OW I NG KI T Grow your own crystals just like the astronauts do. THINKGEEK.COM/A72F THINKGEEK.COM/
$14.99
R U B I K ’ S CU BE Show your kids how to kick it old-school with this puzzle from your youth. THI NKGEEK.COM/ 69FE
$9.99
IT`S HIP TO BE SQUARE
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Parents: Please do not take these toys from
BABYâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;S FIRS T M P 3 P L AY E R Portable headset-free MP3 player to groove your baby. T H I N K GEEK.CO M /B15D
$59.99
NOOBO O PO U N D A S O U N D Helps tykes develop understanding of cause and effect by giving them a hammer. THI NKGEEK.COM/ B0B5
$29.99
S TA R WA RS PO P- U P G U I D E A N D V I S U A L D I CT I O N A RY Introduce your child to a whole new universe with these fun reads. T H INKGEEK.COM/ B11E
$32.99 TETRA TOPS
T H INKGEEK.COM/ B113
$38.99
A revolution in top design now with multiple axes of spin. T HI N K G E E K . C O M / 9B F 8
$9.99
R2 FIS H TRAINING S C H O O L K I T Teach your fish how to fetch, play football, limbo and loads more with this wild, scientifically-proven kit. T HI N K G E E K . C O M /A /ADCA
$39.99
MI CROC ONTR OL L E R EXPERI M E NTATI ON KI T Learn about microcontrollers, sensors, and programming through 100 guided, hands-on experiments. T H I N KGEEK.CO M //B13E
G I Z M O G REML I N S PL U S H Now you can take your own cuddly plush Gizmo home with you. THI NKGEEK.COM/ A3BD
$19.99
$149.99
your children. Get one for yourself, too.
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POTENT POTION
CAFFEINE
MANA ENERGY POTION - SIX PACK Each potion bottle has more punch than 2 energy drinks (or 4 cups of coffee). T HI N K G E E K . C O M /A273 / A273
$19.99
BUZZ STRONG’S C A F FEI N AT ED CO O K I ES Four cookies contain as much caffeine as one cup of coffee. But the cookies have chocolate, too. Bonus. THI NKGEEK.COM/ AA46
C A F F E I NE M U G
$4.99 - 8.99
There is something very special about a clear mug with hot coffee in it. T H I N KGEEK.CO M /2A01
$7.99
BRAWNDO HIGH CAF F E I N E E NER GY DRI NK Water is for toilets; Brawndo is for drinking. And plants. T HI N K G E E K . C O M / 9C C E
$39.99
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RTF M MU G Read it. Read it occasionally, read it often. Just effin’ read the thing. Once. Please. THI NKGEEK.COM/ 299A
$7.99
ThinkGeek has served over three-quarters of a billion
P I R AT E M U G Holds seventeen ounces of grog, java or ale. T H I N KGEEK.CO M //78FB
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$15.99 - 19.99
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