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S TA P L E - F R E E S TA P L E R S
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ELECTRONIC BUBBLE WRAP KE Y C H A I N
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STYLOPHONE RETRO POCKET SYN T H
SOLAR FRIGHTENED GRASSHOPPER
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Robotic Grasshopper is very afraid of the sun.
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H OVERI N G R/ C J U MP J ET Mini 4-propeller Jump Jet features a built-in accelerometer and 4-channel control. THI NKGEEK.COM/A5B7 NKGEEK.COM/ A5B7
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He who dies with the most toys wins.
DIS M EMBER- ME P L U S H ZOMBI E This cuddly plush features removable appendages and a rip-apart torso.
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Extremely high-quality, official Lightsaber replicas with real lighting and sound effects!
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Unless you loot his body before he respawns.
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THINK
GEEK
OVERLORD
YOUR THEME SONG
FAVORITES P ERSONAL S OUNDTRACK T- SH I RT This electronic t-shirt features a working speaker on the front. It plays background music and sound effects at your command to make your ordinary life seem extraordinary. T H I N K G E E K . C O M / A5BF
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LED BINARY CLOCK
A C R O BO T S
A small desktop clock that takes some elite skills to read!
Posable, futuristic, magnetic!
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Enjoy these things the most we do.
THE THINKGEEK 8-BIT TIE
L E D J E L LY F I SH MOOD LAMP Hypnotic deep-sea jellyfish move realistically with morphing LEDs. T H I N K GEEK.CO M /9A8C
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$24.99 - 26.99
X-MINI CAPSULE SPE A K E R S Shockingly huge sound out of this tiny speakers. T HI N K G E E K . C O M /9E / 9E 68
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Like them you must. Overlords, we are.
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UPGRADE YOUR PHOTOS
AT HOME IGALA WI-FI LINUX BA S ED PH O T O F FRA RA ME Wi-Fi enabled photo frame can pull photos from Gmail and Flickr and has touch screen interface for network configuration. THINKGEEK.COM/B425
$239.99
SQUISHY BOWL SET Silicone bowl and cup set squishes into your pocket for easy travel. THI NKGEEK.COM/A8AB NKGEEK.COM/ A8AB
DIGITAL THERMOMETER PAN
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$44.99
T O O LLOGI C FI RESTEE L KNI F E
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An excellent fire-creating emergency/survival tool.
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“Oh, they have the Internet on
THE EX - UNIQUE K NIFE HOLDER A wicked cool design for a knife holder and more edgy than a block of wood. Available in Black and Red.
CO L L A PS I BL E CH O PS T I CK S
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If James Bond had his own chopsticks, he’d want these.
$69.99
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L A B O R AT O RY BEAKER MUG What self-respecting science geek drinks coffee from a boring old mug? T H I N K GEEK.CO M /96C 6
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GO O D CHEMI STRY SALT & PEPPER SHA K E R S Without sodium, salt would just be chloride… and much less fun. T HI N K G E E K . C O M /A / A 3F 6
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computers now!” - Homer Simpson
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T R A NSFER YOUR OLD M E D I A WIT H THESE I ON PR ODU C TS Rescue your old media by bringing it into the digital age. Convert old audio cassettes, video cassettes, and vinyl records into digital files for burning to CD or use on your iPod. U S B T U R N TA B L E T HI N K G E E K . C O M / 90A 0
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SA M U R A I S W O R D HAND L E U M B R E L L A
OUTDOOR LCD WINDOW THERMOMETER
It looks like you’re carrying a samurai sword, but it’s really an awesome umbrella.
Easily mounts outside and features a large LCD display for easy temperature reading.
T H I N K GEEK.CO M //B625
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S U N A N D MO O N J A RS Jam jars store jam, the Sun and Moon Jars store sunshine for nighttime! T H INKGEEK.COM/ 994A
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Home is where the heart is. Unless, of course,
BI-COLOR LED BLOW ON- OF F C A NDL E S These LED candles have a great waxy feel (but don’t melt) and a real candle flicker with selectable color, natural yellow or cool blue.
CRYSTAL USB DESKTOP SPEAKERS These speakers are clearly awesome and ready to rock. THI NKGEEK.COM/ AA5F
$34.99
T H I N KGEEK .CO M /94C E 4-INC H C AND L E
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MULTICOLOR LED LIG H T B U L B Push a button, get a color. Includes 4 transition effects flash, strobe, fade, smooth. T HI N K G E E K . C O M /831E / 831E
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T HE T HI NKGEEK EPOC H C L OC K This alarm clock displays the time in six different formats (standard, hexadecimal, octal, binary, Roman and epoch)! T HI N K G E E K . C O M / A 7C 5
$39.99
PA C E M A K E R HANDHELD DJ SYSTEM All inclusive professional DJ tool in the palm of your hand. T H INKGEEK.COM/ B7F3
$499.99
IAXE USB E L E C T R I C G U I TA R Full size electric guitar with USB port lets you rock with just a PC and some headphones. T H INKGEEK.COM/ 8C43
$99.99
</HE AD> BEER GLAS S Just consider us your favorite enablers. T HI N K G E E K . C O M / B 52B
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you’ve had a transplant. In which case, YMMV.
TIX LED CLOCK Stylish desk or wall clock uses LED patterns to tell time. T H INKGEEK.COM/ 7437
$39.99
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GADGETS POCKET TOOLKIT
+ GIZMOS L I L G U PPI E MU LT I - T O O L This little tool comes with a steel blade, adjustable wrench, carabiner, flat screwdriver, Phillips screwdriver, pocket/money clip, and bottle opener. T H INKGEEK.COM/ A905
$19.99
P I C O U S B F L A S H D RI V E Teeny tiny flash memory. The Pico USB is no bigger than a fingertip, yet holds 8 gigs of storage. THI NKGEEK.COM/ A6D9
A U TO L E D
$29.99
This LED flashlight lives and recharges in your car’s cigarette lighter, ready for when you need light. T H I N K GEEK.CO M /983B
$24.99
L E D M A G N E T I C D I G I TA L G R A F F I T I Decorate your world with LED Graffiti that light up and stick to metal surfaces. T H INKGEEK.COM/ B2C2
U LT R A - T H I N D I G I TA L V O I C E R E C OR DE R
$9.99
This credit card size digital voice recorder features 1GB of built-in storage for over 69 hours of recording time. T H I N KGEEK .CO M /9E59
$59.99
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“Life without gadgets is akin to a slow, painful death by
D OC TOR W H O SON I C SC R E W DR I VE R Whether you’re the Doctor or the Master, we got the tools for you. S O N IC SC RE WD RIVER THINK GEEK.CO M /8C FF KGEEK.CO
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U S B M E M O RY WAT C H This watch helps you carry your valuable data with you at all times. The USB connector is cleverly stored in the watch. THINKGEEK.COM/9771 THINKGEEK.COM/ 9771 2 GB WATCH
$24.99 4 GB WATCH
$34.99
S HO C KI N G PEN Plant it on a co-worker’s desk. Instant hilarity ensues! T HI N K G E E K . C O M / A 4F 4
$5.99
GREEN LASER POINTERS
MAGNOGRIP Magnetic wristband is guaranteed to securely hold nails, screws, bolts, and tools.
Significantly brighter than a red laser pointer, the beam itself can be seen in mid-air in the dark. Also available is a specialized laser pointer with green stars.
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$49.99 - $69.99
A NI M ATE D T-Q U A L I Z E R S H I RT
MA G I C I Q G I FT BO X
Glowing, animated T-Qualizer shirt moves to music!
Small wooden box has seemingly no way to open it and can store a small gift.
T H I N KGEEK.CO M /8A5B
T H INKGEEK.COM/ A82B
$39.99
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tentacled planet hoppers.” - ThinkGeek Maxim #433
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QWERTY ROYGBIV
TECHIES L UXEED DYNAMI C P IXEL LED KEYB OA R D Amazing keyboard features a colorchanging LED under each key. Assign each key its own glowing color. You can even make the keys react when you type. T H I N K G E E K . C O M / A85C
$199.99
LED B I N A RY WAT C H Show your geek skills when you read the time in binary. T H I N KGEEK.CO M //6A17
$69.99
IRREGULAR IQ CUBE Solved Rubikâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s but looking for something new? Try this surprisingly difficult cubic conundrum. T HI N K G E E K . C O M / 9766
$9.99
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USB SQUID Turn one USB port into four with this clever little USB hub. THI NKGEEK.COM/ 93AD
$19.99
NO, I WILL N O T FI X YO U R CO MPU T ER Wear this disclaimer to head it off at the pass. T H INKGEEK.COM/ 388B
$15.99 - 19.99
Behind every successful computer is a half a potato
I R O N K E Y M I L I TA RY STRENGTH FLASH DRIVES
HUMPING USB DOGS USB-powered dogs are happy to endlessly hump when plugged into your computer.
A thumb drive with so much encryption built in, it surpasses US Military standards. If it detects a hack attempt, it literally self-destructs! THI NKGEEK.COM/ 99F1
$69.99 - 139.99
T HI N K G E E K . C O M / 9C 89
$9.99
S TA R WA R S U S B H U B S Animated R2 and Vader hubs bring 480Mbps data transfer rates from a galaxy far, far away.
MANDYLION PA S S WORD MANAGER
R2-D 2 HUB THI NKGEEK.COM/ AB85
A secure, convenient, and cost-effective device built specifically for generating and protecting your passwords.
$49.99 D ARTH VADER HUB THI NKGEEK.COM/AEC4 NKGEEK.COM/ AEC4
$49.99
T HI N K G E E K . C O M / 91A 2
$49.99
E T HERNET A DA P TERS Pocket adapters to test your cables or turn any standard cable into a crossover cable. T HI N K G E E K . C O M / 7470 T HI N K G E E K . C O M / 6C 20
$6.99 EACH
S TA I N L E S S STE E L WA L L ET THI NKGEEK.COM/9964 NKGEEK.COM/ 9964
E XTE R NA L U SB SATA D R I V E D O C K If youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve got a spare Serial-ATA drive lying around, connect it quickly to your USBenabled PC with this simple dock.
$79.99
D U C T TA P E WA L L E T B Y D U C T I
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chip, two pens, a paperclip, and dust bunnies.
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ARM WRESTLING FTW!
GOODIES
DIY E DGE ROBOTI C AR M KI T Build your own fully functional Robot Arm that includes 5 motors with 5 axes of movement. T H I N K G E E K . C O M /B / B 696
$49.99
KILL-A-WATT Monitor your electricity usage. Determine how much power your appliances really use. T HI N K G E E K . C O M / 7657
$24.99
DIY ELECTRONICS DESIGN & PROJECTS KIT A hands-on kit to learn the basics of electronics. Includes over 130 parts. THI NKGEEK.COM/ B80B
$49.99
DIG ITAL MEASURI NG TA P E Records your measurements for easy reference. T HI N K G E E K . C O M /9D / 9D 77
$24.99
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D I Y D RI N K I N G S T RAW Z All drinks taste better if you build the straw yourself! T H INKGEEK.COM/ 9470
$9.99 - 24.99
Your Motto: If it ainâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t broke, take it apart
GORILLAPOD The Gorillapod tripod family secures your compact camera to just about anything. T H I N K GEEK.CO M //82D B
$18.99 - 49.99
I VOID WA R R A N T I E S If it ain’t broke, take it apart and fix it. THI NKGEEK.COM/ 8F52
$15.99 - 17.99
THE ENERGY DETECT I V E On the case, closely watching your electricity usage. T HI N K G E E K . C O M / B 772
$149.99
FIGURE 9 CARABINER
SNEAKY USES FOR E V E RY D AY T H I N G S
Innovative way to tie stuff down so it doesn’t fly all over.
Learn how to use ordinary things to do extraordinarily sneaky tasks.
T H I N K GEEK.CO M //A88A
T H INKGEEK.COM/ S NEAK Y
$4.99
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I M A G E L A B I N S TA N T SLIDE SCANNER Digital scanner can scan 35mm slides or negatives at a rate of 1 second per slide. No computer required. Y B O X 2 DI Y MI NI NETW OR K P C
T H INKGEEK.COM/ B070
$109.99
The ybox2 is a simple network computer system based around the multiprocessing Parallax Propeller Chip. T HI N K G E E K . C O M / A E 43
$74.99
and fix it. You have the technology.
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NEW LIGHT ON EXTINCTION
MAD SCIENCE
DI Y DINOSAUR L A M P S Glowing Dinosaur Lamps that you can build yourself. Choose from Triceratops, Diplodocus or T-Rex. T H I N K G E E K . C O M / AE04
$19.99
P E R I ODI C TA B L E SH OW E R C U RTA I N
PO P Q U I Z MAT H CL O CK
Lather, rinse, repeat... ooh, argon!
T H INKGEEK.COM/ AC3F
What time is it? Solve this math problem and find out!
$26.99
THINKGEEK.COM/8A2F
$29.99
WHAT THE HECK IS A YAHOO SERIOUS?
OWL PELLETS Owl digestion in a cool home science lab project! No, really!
A L B E RT EI N S T EI N ACTION FIGURE A desktop-friendly Albert Einstein action figure.
T HI N K G E E K . C O M /B / B 361
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$5.99
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Entertaining plans for World Domination?
S HO W ER SHOCK CA FFEI N ATED SOAP & G E L Soap with caffeine infused in it! Believe it. A truly clean buzz.... Available in regular and travel size. T HI N K G E E K . C O M / 7C 30 T HI N K G E E K . C O M / 5A 65 T HI N K G E E K . C O M / 8F B 2
$2.99 - 37.99
MYSKY STA R T RA CK ER Twinkle, twinkle, little star. I finally figured out what you are. Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s a hi-tech virtual tour guide to your starry skies. THI NKGEEK.COM/ 956A
$129.99
S CI EN CE A N D M AT H T- S H I RT S Show off your brains on your chest. THINKGEEK.COM/SCIENCETS
$15.99 - $17.99
C U R I O U S LY STRO STRONG NG M A G NE TS A set of eighty-seven or fifty herculean-strength mini rare-earth magnets.
U S B D I G I TA L MICROSCOPE
T H I N KGEEK.CO M //770F 770F
This 1.3 Megapixel Digital Microscope allows you to capture higher resolution images and video.
$19.99 - $29.99
T H INKGEEK.COM/ 9955
$349.99
DINO SAUR PLANT A prehistoric plant that keeps coming back to life!
D NA PO RT RA I T Your own genetic makeup is an art form!
T HI N K G E E K . C O M / 8039
THI NKGEEK.COM/ B42E
$7.99
$169.99
ThinkGeek can get you there in half the time.
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GEEKS ON
G I V E B AT T E R I E S T H E S H A F T
THE GO FREELOADER PO RTA BL E S O L A R CH A RG ER Get your power from the Sun with this portable charger. It can store a battery charge for up to 3 months. T H INKGEEK.COM/ B1A6
$49.99
CA FFEI N E M O L E CULE STAINLESS T R AV EL MUG
K I W I FU EL S AV I N G D EV I CE Monitors your driving habits and helps you save fuel and money.
Chemistry is hot! T HI N K G E E K . C O M / 3820
T H INKGEEK.COM/ AE12
$12.99
$289.99
1 . 3 MEG A PI X EL S PY C A M ERA S U N G L A S S ES Hidden camera with a remote control. THI NKGEEK.COM/ A0F3
A NI M ATE D DRIVING LED EMOTICONS
$49.99 - 79.99
Communicate with other drivers using this battery-powered, wirelessly controlled message sign. T H I N K GEEK.CO M /AA16
$34.99
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May the road rise up to meet you, may the wind be at
SCAN GAUGE II
T H E BA G O F H O L D I N G
AUTOMOTI VE C OM P U TE R
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Easy to install, multi-function automotive computer. Mounts in, on or below the dash.
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$49.99
T H I N KGEEK.CO M /8426
$159.99
CAFFEINE CANDY SA M P L E R V 8 . 0 Version 8.0 of our constantly evolving caffeine candy sampler. We do the thinking for ya.
M E TA L L I C V I D EO WAT C H WITH OLED SCREEN
T HI N K G E E K . C O M / A D B 4
The future is here! A 1.5" color screen on your wrist.
$19.99
THI NKGEEK.COM/ 954E
$79.99
S TA I N L E S S STEEL 8GB V I D E O WAT C H
DIGITAL LUGGAGE SCALE Check your baggage weight at home to avoid extra fees at the airport.
The latest in video watch fashion, sporting a massive 8GB of storage space and stainless steel case and watch band.
T HI N K G E E K . C O M / A A 38
T H INKGEEK.COM/ A442
$19.99
$99.99
PORTABLE P HOTO STU D I O Makes the difference between sold and unsold on eBay. T H I N KGEEK.CO M //A205
$49.99 HELMET A CT I O N CA M Never miss a moment. Never. Not ever. Seriously. T H INKGEEK.COM/ 980E
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your back, and may the wi-fi be plentiful and free.
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