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WINES Check-out the best in bottle SUPERMARKET BEST BUYS grab the latest deals 4/5

TRIEd ANd TESTEd We check out the best in beauty advent calendars

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GAMES & APPS Mario back in zany action MUSIc RElEASES We listen to the latest albums

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9 EWAN’S VIEWING 10-11 BIG INTERVIEW Peak of perfection as classic series returns

ELLA’S RECIPE FOR bECOMINg vEgAN a vegan diet and indulgence are not things you’d necessarily associate with one another, but former made in chelsea star lucy watson, is trying to change that.

The 27-year-old, who turned vegetarian at six, switched to veganism two years ago – but got bored of just eating salads and soups. “I was a bit clueless about what I could eat,” she said, “and I did miss indulging myself.”

So, she’s put together her cookbook, Feed Me Vegan, to help make other people’s “journey to being vegan a little less daunting”, and prove “food can still be amazing, even if it’s vegan”.

On what triggered her to become vegan lucy says: “This sounds silly, but I didn’t really realise cows didn’t produce milk naturally. “I forgot the fact they had to have a baby, and one day it hit me: What happens to that baby?

What happens to the calf?

“Because if we’re using all the

ella walker talks to made in chelsea’s lucy watson, who explains why she’s on a vegan mission.

FRENCH TOAST WITH SPICED PLUMS (Serves 2)

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200ml almond milk 2tbsp light brown soft sugar 2tbsp wholemeal flour 1tbsp nutritional yeast ½tsp ground cinnamon a pinch of salt 2tbsp vegan butter 4 thick slices day-old white bloomer bread, sliced about 2cm thick For the spiced plums: 3tbsp vegan butter 3tbsp light soft brown sugar 6 large ripe plums, pitted and quartered ¼tsp ground ginger ¼tsp ground cinnamon

METHOD:

Begin by pan-frying the plums. Put the butter and sugar in a non-stick frying pan over a high heat.

1When it begins to bubble, put the plums into the pan. Sprinkle over the spices and cook for four to five minutes until soft, stirring occasionally. The plums should be well coated with the glossy syrup.

Remove from the heat.

Pour the milk into a bowl and add the sugar, flour, nutritional yeast, cinnamon and salt. Whisk well.

Put a large non-stick frying pan over a mediumhigh heat. Put the butter in the pan and wait until it begins to sizzle. Take each piece of bread and dip both sides into the milk mixture until soaked well.

Add the soaked bread slices to the pan and cook for three to four minutes on each side until golden brown and crispy. Put the plums back over the heat to warm through.

Serve the plums on the bread, making sure to use up all the spiced buttery syrup.

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milk, the baby won’t survive.

“I remember saying to my boyfriend, ‘I think they kill the calf’. He was like, ‘No, no definitely not, they don’t’, but I researched it and sometimes it is the case.

“I was just like, ‘Oh my god, I can’t contribute to that’.” cutting out dairy, she says, wasn’t a challenge in itself, however, she does occasionally miss the ease of being able to walk into a restaurant and order anything off the menu.

Between 2006-2016, the number of vegans in Britain increased 360%, and lucy reckons veganism “will eventually become mainstream”.

Partly because “the planet can’t cope with the pressure we’re putting on it”, and partly because “we all have compassion within us”, she says.

She believes we need to change how we talk about animals in relation to food.

“It’s completely fabricated to us at school. If anything, we’re taught to love animals; we’re never taught the connection between them and dinner,” she

says, describing how distancing terms like beef and pork can be.

“If we were educated from the get-go, I think many children would be opposed.”

By adulthood, she says it’s often too late: “A lot of people don’t even want to know by then.”

And what about her boyfriend, model and fellow MIc alumni James dunmore? He was a meat-eater, however, lucy reveals: “The other day he was like, ‘I’m going to go pescatarian’, and to be fair, he’s pretty much been pescatarian since. Before that he had chicken in his life, which was in our freezer.” lucy’s sister Tiff and mum Fiona are vegan too – so what are they going to eat at christmas, with turkey off the menu? “christmas is an interesting one, but it’s just one day, it doesn’t really matter,” she says with a laugh. “I’ll just be eating a load of vegetables.” a feed me vegan by lucy watson, photography mike english, is published by sphere, priced £16.99. available now.

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SAY CHEERS tO DRINKAbLE gIFtS everybody loves a festivethemed novelty gift – and if you’re after something drinkable to help get you into the yuletide spirit, there are plenty of options out there.

Here are six of the best boozy baubles, crackers and advent calendars.

tHE PERFECt MEASURE bAUbLES MIxED PACK OF 3, £27.95, tHE WHISKY ExCHANgE

an unholy trio of gin, single malts, world whiskies or rums, each glass bauble is filled with just the right measure of your favourite tipple. also available as one individually boxed bauble (£9.95) if you need a stockingfiller for a vodka lover.

PICKERINg’S gIN CHRIStMAS bAUbLES 6 PACK, £29.95, 31DOVER.COM

putting the ‘cheers!’ into christmas decorating, these candy-coloured baubles will spruce up your fir tree a treat. each one is filled with 50ml of pickering’s gin, and as the lads at the distillery like to say: “let the festivities be-gin!”

MOEt & CHANDON bRUt IMPERIAL CHAMPAgNE CHRIStMAS CRACKER, £19.99, SELFRIDgES why not go for gold and crown the day with the best-loved bubbles in the world? the champagne in the baby 20cl bottle is bursting with pristine fruit and citrusy aromas.

PERFECt MEASURE DRINKS CHRIStMAS CRACKERS, £49.95 FOR bOx OF 6, tHE WHISKY ExCHANgE (tHEWHISKYExCHANgE.COM)

a FILLING FEAST: tHIS HEARtY DISH IS PACKED FULL OF VEgAN INgREDIENtS AND DRIED WILD MUSHROOMS

containing miniature spirits, such as whitley neill gin, copper dog blended malt and mahiki coconut rum liqueur, there’ll be no ‘bad jokes’ when these beauties are pulled.

MUSHROOMY MAC AND CHEESE (Serves 6)

INgREDIENtS 500g dried macaroni 40g dried wild mushrooms 2tbsp vegan butter 250g chestnut mushrooms 2 garlic cloves, finely chopped 1tbsp thyme leaves sea salt and freshly ground black pepper For the bechamel sauce: 50g vegan butter 3tbsp plain flour 800ml almond milk 1/4tsp grated nutmeg 4tbsp nutritional yeast 200g vegan cheddar cheese, grated 50g vegan parmesan cheese, finely grated sea salt and freshly ground black pepper

For the topping: 40g vegan parmesan cheese, grated 2tbsp finely chopped flat-leaf parsley leaves

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Preheat the oven to 220°C (200°C fan, gas 7). Cook the macaroni in 1boiling, salted water according to the

packet instructions, until al dente.

Drain in a colander and refresh under cold water until cooled.

Put the dried mushrooms in a small heatproof bowl. Pour 150ml boiling water over them and leave to rehydrate for 15 minutes. Drain the mushrooms, reserving the liquid for the bechamel sauce. Roughly chop the mushrooms.

Melt the butter in a non-stick frying pan over a high heat. When hot, add the wild mushrooms, chestnut mushrooms, garlic and thyme. Cook

for five to eight minutes until the mushrooms have browned well.

Season with salt and pepper, and remove from the heat.

To make the bechamel sauce, put a large saucepan over a medium heat, then add the butter and stir until melted. Add the flour and cook for one minute, stirring constantly. Whisk in the milk, and continue to whisk until the sauce thickens, then lower the heat and add the remaining ingredients. Stir until the cheese has completely melted.

Remove from the heat and season with salt and pepper. Add the mushrooms and macaroni to the saucepan with the sauce and stir well until everything is evenly coated.

Transfer to a deep 25 x 30cm ovenproof dish.

Mix the topping ingredients together and sprinkle over the macaroni. Cook in the oven for 20-25 minutes or until the topping is golden brown and crunchy.

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WINE ADVENt CALENDAR, £69.99, LAItHWAItES.CO.UK

the 24 wines in this grown-up advent calendar might be under wraps (or behind windows, rather), but rest assured, laithwaite’s will have made sure each miniature bottle of white or red is delicious to the last drop.

DRINKS bY tHE DRAM tHAt bOUtIQUE-Y gIN COMPANY’S ADVENt CALENDAR, CURRENtLY £99.95, AMAzON

celebrate happy hour every day with this five-star cocktail lover’s calendar. behind each of the 24 windows is a 30ml bottle of gin you can shake, muddle or stir into your favourite cocktail. lovely packaging, too.

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| SHOPPING

SUPERMARKET BEST BUYS WINES TO TRY BEN & Jerry’s cookie dough ice cream (500ml) – down from £4.80 to £2.50.

CHATEAU AU COUSSIN Oddbins, £15

HAILING from one of the oldest wineproducing Provence estates, this is a classic example of Provence rose at its best. Refreshing with raspberry flavours.

Goes well with honey roast ham.

CHATEAU CROzES dE PYS CAHORS MAlBEC

BIRDS Eye garden peas (1.3kg) – down from £3 to £2.50.

LIGHTHOUSE Bay 2 MSC breaded cod fishcakes (270g) – down from £1.25 to 99p.

DELUXE Baklava (250g) – £2.49.

www.inverarity mOrtOn.cOm, £12.99

A SUPPLE and well balanced red wine with red berry fruits and a touch of oak spice and earth. Malbec grape originates from this region.

ORGANIC extra virgin coconut oil (300ml) – down from £3 to £2.50.

CHICKPEAS (500g) – down from £1.12 to £1.06.

MOST WANTEd PINOT GRIGIO SPARKlING/PINOT GRIGIO PINK SPARKlING (200Ml)

TASTE The Difference beef bourguignon puff pie (250g) – down from £3.20 to £2.75.

mOrrisOns, £2.25, buy 4 fOr £6.

THIS sparkling wine is light and fresh, with citrus peach and apple flavours, while the Pink is fresh with strawberry and peach.

CASA FERREIRINHA PAPA FIGOS dOURO BRANCO 2016

ROWAN Glen mature/mild coloured cheddar (350g) – down from £2.50 to £2.

www.thefinewine cOmpany.cO.uk, £9.99

LEMON yellow in colour with golden tints. Aromatic with prominent floral notes, tropical fruit and herbaceous qualities.

NESCAFE Azera (100g) – down from £5.99 to £2.99.

TASTE The Difference beef chilli with coriander rice (450g) – down from £3.50 to £3.

YAZOO strawberry milk (1lt) – down from £1.99 to £1.

LLOYD Grossman Italian cooking sauces (350g) – down from £2.39 to £1.19.

TRIEd ANd TESTEd: BEAUTY AdVENT CAlENdARS

CHRISTMAS is coming. Well, sort of.

It might feel a teensy bit early to be spending your hard-earned cash on fancy Advent calendars, but the beauty world’s big festive launches sell out in no time. So it’s best to get organised.

What started out as a cute idea by a few beauty brands is now a big business. There are so many calendars choc-a-bloc with cosmetics, it’s a little mind-blowing.

Of course we’d all kill for the Jo Malone calendar, but few of us can afford the £300 price tag (already on eBay for £415, by the way). So here’s our pick of the best of the rest.

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24 dAYS OF BEAUTY AdVENT CAlENdAR

SlEEK MAKE-UP ‘A GIFT A dAY’ CAlENdAR

NO7 BEAUTY AdVENT CAlENdAR

2017 BEAUTY AdVENT CAlENdAR

£45, the bOdy shOp

£35, bOOts

£40, bOOts

£35, marks & spencer

THE Body Shop is always a strong contender for best beauty calendar each year. Gorgeously designed and containing 24 mini treats, this one holds £88 worth of swag, but is yours for £45. Available in store and online now.

LIPPIES, eye pencils, nail varnish and brushes all come together in this glitzy box of treats.

Available from Boots stores.

YOU’LL need to get yourself on the waiting list at Boots. com now for this delectable calendar featuring the brand’s beauty musthaves.

AvAILABLE from November 9, the catch is you have to spend £35 on clothing and home.

But, if you do that for another £35, this can be yours.

Containing makeup, skincare, bath and body treats worth £250.

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DORITIOS Chilli Heatwave tortilla chips (180g) – down from £1.99 to £1.

CADBURY Santa chocolate selection box (medium) – down from £2 to £1.50.

DELUXE Coffee Beans – Uganda Erussi/ Honduras Cristobal or Kenya Masai (250g) – £3.99.

WELSH goats’ cheese (125g) – down from £2.20 to £2.

TASTE The Difference chicken and porcini mushroom pie (250g) – down from £3.20 to £2.75.

LURPAK spread salted/ lighter (250g) – down from £2.55 to £1.75.

£49, L’Occitane

PACKED with 24 minis, from hand soaps and shower gels, to their infamous hand creams worth a total of £87.

OAKLANDS British Gala apples (5pk) – down from £1.35 to 99p.

CHEF Select smoky BBQ pulled pork (400g) – down from £2.29 to £1.85.

EAT Smart oven chips (900g) – down from £1.11 to 98p

BREAKFAST fruit topper (350g) – down from £1.46 to £1.

CHILLI noodles quick to cook (300g) – down from £1.10 to £1.

TASTE The Difference shepherds pie (400g) – down from £3.50 to £3.

OAT So Simple (10pk) – down from £3.25 to £1.62.

POT Pasta (68g) – down from £1.69 to £1.

DAIRYLEA Lunchables ham and cheese/ chicken and cheese (93-101g) – down from £1.79 to £1.

TROPICANA (950ml) – down from £2.59 to £2.

ST IVEL Utterly Butterly/ lightly (500g) – down from £1.77 to £1.

clASSIc beAuty AdveNt cAleNdAr

MCVITIE’S Family Circle (670g) – down from £2.50 to £2.

lAurA ASHley rOyAl blOOm AdveNt cAleNdAr £40, BOOts

PRETTY as a picture, within each little drawer, you’ll find one of their classic bath or beauty treats, each of which smells divine. Available in store or online at Boots.

SOAP & GlOry It’S A cAleNdAr, GIrlS! £40, BOOts

SOAP & Glory fans, rejoice – there’s a whole Advent calendar, crammed with beauty, body, make-up and skincare must-haves.

Available from Boots stores.

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| RELAX

gAMES & APPS

thiNgS to do

NEXt WEEK’S Big EVENtS

WoLFENStEiN ii: thE NEW coLoSSuS

SAtuRdAy

nuance, restraint or sanity. The crazy tone is set immediately by a jackbooted Nazi commander brutally decapitating a treasured comrade, while your grimy war spans from the bones of the empire State Building to the orbit of Planet Venus. But the run-and-gunning itself is rudimentary and the boxy,

PC, XBOX ONE, PS4; FPS; £42.99

JON RICHARDSON

IN WOLFeNSTeIN’S alternate history, hitler nuked New york and conquered the world and action man B.J. Blazkowicz now leads the resistance. Think The Man In The high Castle minus

The British Comedy Award nominee and star of Live At The Apollo and 8 Out Of 10 Cats returns to the Caird hall to complain about the state of the world and offers no solutions.

Tickets still available from the Caird hall box office. Show starts 8pm.

DUNDEE SCIENCE FESTIVAL

odySSEy StAyS tRuE to NiNtENdo BLuEPRiNt

A CeLeBRATION of science with exciting events for the whole family – from space, animals and jewellery to CSI, art, medicine and computer games. This is the final day of the festival. All events at the Dundee Science Centre start at 9am.

SuPER MARio odySSEy

SwITCH, PLATFORMER, £44.98

ODySSey feels like a greatest hits release, boosted with new material to complement old-school appeal. There’s the classic Bowser kidnapping Princess Peach set-up, the Mario Sunshine-style open worlds full of fiendishly hidden collectibles, even regular 2D segments for scaling 3D obstacles. The freshness comes from Cappy, Mario’s new buddy/ tool for ‘capturing’ creatures and

MoNdAy DUNDEE PRESERVES

tuESdAy SIMON YATES

ONe of the men who inspired the book and later film Touching the Void brings his story to Dundee. he and fellow mountaineer Joe Simpson’s epic survival tale on a remote mountain in Peru in 1985 is the stuff of legend. hear Simon’s story at Dundee Rep.

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gAME oF thE WEEK

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The show provides a glimpse of the behind-the-scenes work by The McManus staff. Find out how new technology has helped them research their egyptian Mummy and examine paintings before and after conservation.

toy-like weaponry fails to excite. Still, there are great ideas, like the unconventional opening, where B.J. is confined to a wheelchair, and a neat perk system that rewards and enhances your natural style, all of which elevate the otherwise gruelling chaos.

features. It’s the best sort of ability, invigorating well-worn tactics and creating zany opportunities, like possessing a T-Rex or riding a pylon.

Occasionally, there’s an unexpected sense that the game should be busier, bigger, and more exciting and sadly motion controls are disappointingly inaccurate. But despite perhaps lacking Mario’s usual high ambitions, Super Mario Odyssey stays true to Nintendo’s ideal blueprint – uninterrupted, honest fun.

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JuSt dANcE 2018

WARhAMMER QuESt 2: thE ENd tiMES

XBOX ONE, PS4, SwITCH; RHYTHM ACTION; £40

IPAD/IPHONE, RPG, £4.99

JuST Dance was just waiting for Switch.

Forget button taps, this game simply demands you match the choreography on screen, yet until now it’s been limited to tracking movement with your right hand only. But on Switch, you can use both JoyCons in a new Double Rumble mode, however it feels like a missed opportunity that it isn’t compatible with Switch’s brilliant six-player option. The tunes are solid party hits, but the streaming subscription service seems cheeky at £4.99 a month (though three free months are included). If Just Dance 2018 was a more generous package, it’d be an essential festive accessory.

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The original Warhammer Quest was so ponderous you could almost hear the 12-sided dice scudding around inside your smartphone. This sequel makes every attempt to tackle that glacial pace. But the first game’s shrewd tactical play won awards, while the commitment to Games Workshop’s fantasy universe won millions of fans. Warhammer Quest 2 has no patience for such slow-burn elements, instead streamlining the combat, magic, storyline, levelling, tactics (now a flawed stone/paper/scissors system), equipment and presentation, losing the original’s personality in the process. The new 3D visuals are welcome but look to have come at a high cost.

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WEdNESdAy FIRE AND STONE

AN eXhIBITION exploring the archaeology of Monifieth Laws and the process behind creating contemporary responses to ancient metal and stone artefacts. Free at McManus Galleries, from 10am Monday to Saturday and 12.30pm on Sunday.

thuRSdAy GRAINNE DUFFY/GERRY JABLONSKI

IRISh rock queen Grainne Duffy blends blues, soul, rock and Celtic influences into emotionally supercharged performances. Gerry Jablonski Band play high-octane blues, packed with killer riffs and striking solos. At Gardyne Theatre.

FRidAy HAPPY MONDAYS

The Madchester legends bring their greatest hits tour to the Caird hall for what’s sure to be a wild night of entertainment. expect to hear Shaun Ryder and the gang belt out hits like Step On, hallelujah and Kinky Afro.

Tickets from the Dundee box office.

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ViEWSoNic VX2776-SMhd

£199

VeRy cheap, very slim, and very good. The bulk of this 27-inch beauty is thinner than an iPhone, but produces a full-hD image that really stands out, partly thanks to its borderless design. It has speakers, but we wouldn’t recommend those for gaming. however, the screen is ideal for any graphic work. Strictly speaking a business monitor, the stand is nonadjustable, which could be prove to be an issue for some.

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A LOT of folk, when shopping for a PC, obsess about the processor or the graphics card.

But the monitor should also be given equal consideration.

If you’re gaming or working with photos, a quality screen is vital. here are three very different monitors – all excellent at what they do.

BENQ BL2706ht £258.26

Lg cuRVEd 34uc79g-B uLtRAWidE gAME MoNitoR

£629.99

GeT a load of these stats: a 34-inch screen (bigger than some tellies), 144hZ refresh rate, curved for easier viewing, and a screen ratio of 21:9. This is aimed at one particular PC user – the gamer. Although the curve takes a bit of getting used to, it does mean there is no image distortion. The price tag may seem hefty, but it’s actually a bargain for what you get.

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VeRy similar to the Viewsonic in terms of basic spec: full hD and 27-inch. The price difference, we suspect, is partly down to the greater range of connections on the back. Colours are strong and vivid, and it makes a great job of movies and youTube clips.

In fact, it’s not bad for a quick spot of gaming either. A good all-rounder.

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STep back To 70S for laTeST look

What would fashion do Retro is still all the without Marc rage and here are Jacobs? the four of the key New York designer is pieces you need such a visionary that if you want to every season you can tap into fashion’s guarantee, no matter 1970s trend what he sends down his runway, it will end up, in one guise or another, on the high street.

For AW17, that’s especially true, because MJ’s standout catwalk collection, debuted back in February, has been a springboard for the 1970s revival that’s taking over the fashion world now.

Marc’s big fleecy coats (with even bigger collars), natty tweeds, and a spectrum that ranged from mustard to burgundy, were echoed with pussy-blouses at Chloe and retro checks at Mulberry, and now the shops are full of cosy copycats.

It’s a mood that feels so right

for autumn and as it’s based around separates it’s easy to mix, match and clash textures.

It’s all aboard the Soul Train with these Seventies-inspired essentials...

The ShearliNg jackeT

Yet to commit to a winter coat?

We don’t blame you, there are so many snuggly beauties to choose from this year. But the toastiest of them all has got to be the 1970s-style sheepskin jacket, with its fuzzy lining and sturdy fabric.

This season’s iterations come with a modern twist. We love the oversized flight jackets and bright hues – throw one on over a mini dress, tights and boots, a la the Marc Jacobs catwalk.

Warehouse Faux Leather Hooded Oversized Biker Jacket, £110; Lost Ink Sparkly Bell Sleeve Shirt, currently reduced to £40 from £45; YAS Khaki Skirt, currently reduced to £45 from £55, all Littlewoods

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The 1970S blouSe

What makes a blouse fit the 1970s spec? Three things.

First, it’s got to have a high collar. Second, it’s got to have ruffles or ties of some kind. And third, it’s got to be the right colour – something rich like chocolate brown,

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russet or ochre (a combination of several is also allowed).

Zara High Collar Blouse with Belt, £25.99; High Waist Mom Fit Jeans, £25.99 YAS Joni Yellow Shirt, currently reduced to £26.25 from £35, Very

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The check SkirT

The perfect partner for your high-necked, ruffled 1970s blouse comes by way of a heritage check skirt.

Look out for tweedy Prince of Wales prints or tartans in subdued colours – if it looks like a kilt, you’re on the right lines.

Laura Ashley Check Skirt, £65

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River Island Skirt, £40 (available later this month)

The SofT ToucheS

A shiny leather handbag would jar with all those tactile textures, so the finishing touch for your 1970s ensemble (besides a pair of suede boots, obviously) should be a slouchy bag in fluffy faux fur. So soft, and so stylish too.

Topshop Dolly Faux Fur Small Grab Tote Bag, £32

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Cath Kidston Faux Fur Clutch, £45

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| LISTEN

LATEST MUSIC RELEASES ALBUM OF THE WEEK

SHED SEVEN IS REAL pLEASURE

SHED SEVEN

much of their britpop heyday.

well, this is a pleasant surprise. You would have been forgiven for expecting rick witter and co to trade on memories, but this first album in 16 years measures up to

The cocksure Nothing To live down and the lyrical delivery of butterfly on a wheel in particular are classically shed seven, while there are storming riffs on it’s Not easy and star-crossed lovers.

The single room in my House is an impressive if over-stuffed statement of intent, while

INSTANT PLEASURES

people will Talk finds the York quartet partying like it’s 1999 ... except i thought they burnt this disco down? what is perhaps missing is one of the band’s glorious slow numbers – better days does not quite hit the mark and the excellent Hold on To Yourself changes tack into a euphoric chorus.

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EVANESCENCE

NICK KNOWLES

EVERY KIND OF PEOPLE

WHEN YOU’RE SMILING

BRADLEy WALSH

TEARS FOR FEARS

evanescence are back with their fourth album, called synthesis, and one word encapsulates their musical offering: dramatic. the album has a few old favourites on it such as bring me to life and my immortal that have been revamped. it is a welcome return to the old, familiar sounds of the band and fans are going to be transported back to their original work. lead singer amy lee is back with a vocal performance that’s as powerful as ever. this album is proof that old can be the, well, new new and still be just as satisfying.

nick knowles (yes, the diY sos guy) is offering something disarmingly different from the usual swing or opera-esque releases from many of his tv star contemporaries. with these covers, knowles has been bold with his song choices, opting for beloved tracks from the likes of robert Palmer and Joni mitchell, and this serves him well. the strikingly deep timbre of his voice works well with so many of them. knowles offers up an album that will be enjoyed by those wishing to hear familiar songs performed with an as-yet unfamiliar voice.

were bradley walsh an unknown trying to make it in the music industry, it is perhaps unlikely this record would be made. this latest is a classic of the celebrity crooner genre. big band? tick. largely cruise ship-friendly covers? tick. Prefacing a musical interlude with “take it away, lads”? tick. the album is dripping in cliche but walsh is not trying to rewrite the rule book. he is, after all, the biggest selling debut artist of 2016. hackneyed, but inoffensive fun.

tears for fears offer two newly recorded tracks on this greatest hits record. it documents the duo’s highflying eighties from the hurting’s mad world and Pale shelter to the seeds of love’s advice for the Young at heart (and five singles from songs from the big chair to boot). the two new tracks, the danceflooor sound of i love You but i’m lost and the haunting accoustics of stay, which feels at ease on the band’s biggest hits record, with the promise of a whole album of new music round the corner, perhaps some things aren’t always best left alone.

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RULE THE WORLD: THE GREATEST HITS

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RADIO HIGHLIGHTS SATURDAy

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the ballads of the great war – 1917 bbc radio 2 9pm

the art of living: songwriting with soldiers bbc radio 4 1.30pm

laUra mvUla god made me fUnkY bbc radio 2 10pm

night fever: the rise of the bee gees bbc radio 2 10pm

radio 2 in concert bbc radio 2 8pm

mY life as a... bbc radio 4 11am

YoU will have a chance to listen to captivating stories and tales which took place during the first world war.

learn more about an american scheme which pairs military veterans suffering from Ptsd with songwriters.

singer and former gospel choir director laura mvula will discuss the impact of gospel music on new music genres.

the docUmentarY: eUroPe’s illiberal democrats bbc world service 1.30pm, 8.05pm, 2.30am

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a look at the political situation in Poland and hungary.

celebrate the 40th anniversary of the saturday night fever soundtrack, with interviewee barry gibb.

english rock band deep Purple will be the final act on the bbc radio 2 series of the 50th anniversary concerts.

comedian andy Zaltzman is set to live by rule of three ancient greek philosophy schools. this week, he will do his best to live as a stoic.

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moTHeR SHoW A TRiumpH WITH a dream team of writers, including Father Ted’s Graham Linehan and Catastrophe’s Sharon Horgan, the new BBC2 sitcom Motherland has no right to be mediocre.

And thankfully it isn’t.

Focusing on a group of mums as they navigate through the maternal minefields of everyday life it was full of moments that I’m sure will strike a chord with all of the mums out there.

Thankfully you don’t need to have given birth in order to find the show an absolute triumph.

All the characters acted in ways that were at times reprehensible and selfish – and that’s something we can all relate to.

Well WoRTH deTeCTiNg a enjoyable: STRANgeR THiNgS ReTuRNed FoR A SeCoNd SeRieS

TELEVISION comedy doesn’t get much more comforting than Detectorists (BBC4).

Toby Jones and Mackenzie Crook have such chemistry that everything about it feels effortless.

Over the course of three series the friendship between metal enthusiasts Lance and Andy has gone through ups and downs but we as viewers never stop rooting for them.

I get the feeling that the deadly dull title and BBC4 timeslot means Detectorists is not on most people’s radar. I urge you to get that sorted.

There are so many rubbish British television comedies out there, we should celebrate when one is this perfect.

TWO episodes into the new series of Stranger Things and I had forgotten why I enjoyed the first series so much.

I am a frequent sufferer of “televisual seasonal amnesia”, a condition that means I can’t remember a thing about the previous series when it comes time to watch the new instalments.

(The worst example of this came while watching Game Of Thrones, when the condition reared its ugly head on a weekly, episode-toepisode, basis).

I remembered vague flashes about how the first series of Stranger Things ended – Eleven went away (I couldn’t remember why she went away or if she was dead), Will got rescued from the evil world (I couldn’t remember how though, or any specifics of the evil world) and it finished with a twist (involving Will, but my mind goes blank after that).

STRANgelY uNFAmiliAR our Tv critic ewan Cameron reviews this week’s television

Sadly the new series didn’t open with a “previously on” montage – a godsend to other TSA sufferers.

I have to admit the first two episodes were a bit of a slog to get through as the plot mechanics were laboriously moved into place and new characters introduced.

But once all that heavy lifting was out the way and the series quickly settled into a dumb, but enjoyable, storyline that was part Gremlins, part Aliens.

The truly thrilling penultimate episode, in which the gang escaped the secret military base while battling hordes of face-munching

RiCK oNe oF beST oN box WHILE some of his Alan Partridge-esque interactions can make me cringe so much I want to hide behind the sofa, as a travel companion Rick Stein is still one of the best on the box.

His new series, Road To Mexico (BBC2), takes him from California to, er, Mexico and it was a mouthwatering journey that made me want to book a plane ticket right away.

creatures, was a high point not just for this series, but the last one as well.

Although the final shot teased more adventures in the “Upside Down” world next series, I’m a bit Upside Downed-out.

I’m happy if creators the Duffer Brothers want to give us more adventures with the Stranger Things kids, but I really hope they give the bad guys a different vibe and don’t keep returning to the same well of story.

Evil scientists and mind-controlling aliens have been done to death now.

Show us something new next year.

movie oF THe WeeK mommY Channel 4

WHEN her tearaway teenage son is sent home after setting his special school on fire, widow Diane struggles to raise him amid their increasingly violent confrontations.

While the above synopsis sounds like a horrifically dreary kitchen sink drama or (even worse) a bad EastEnders plotline,

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the thing that elevates French-Canadian director Xavier Dolan’s film into the realm of masterpiece is the frequent bursts of cinematic flair.

A sequence scored to Oasis’ Wonderwall that physically warps the sides of the film frame is an all-time classic.

Other parts are tougher to watch, as the anger between mum and son boils over, but you never once forget how deeply they love each other.

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| WATCH peaky blinders has earned itself a cult following since hitting bbc two four years ago.

So much so that the show’s star, Cillian murphy, has seen pictures of fans with giant tattoos of his character tommy Shelby (yes, really). in the past three series of the gangster epic, set in post-World War 1 Birmingham, we’ve seen tommy move up in the world as the brains behind the most feared and powerful gang in the area, the peaky Blinders. run by him and his family, they make money from illegal betting, protection and the black market – while also making plenty of enemies along the way. ahead of the show’s return, murphy and co-stars Helen mcCrory and adrien Brody tell us about the danger awaiting the Shelby family this time round. murphy returns for another striking performance as flat cap-wearing, chain-smoking gang boss tommy.

Series three ended with viewers wondering what tommy was playing at by turning four members of his family - his aunt polly, his brothers arthur and John, and cousin michael – in to the police.

He’s always been the linchpin but now it’s business first and family second – or so it seems, as he remains unforgiven and estranged from the rest of the Shelby gang. “i don’t know if he is willing to walk, i think he’s really trying not to think about it, and he’s just getting

CuLT SHoW reTurNS AS gANg iS uNder THreAT the peaky blinders gang are estranged, battling their own personal demons and about to face their biggest threat yet. georgIa huMphreyS finds out more from the stellar cast of the gangster drama

on with it,” reveals 41-year-old murphy, who has also starred in huge films such as Dunkirk this year.

“He’s a really, really, really complicated man emotionally, he doesn’t deal with stuff ... He loses his wife in series three and i think that any progress that he’d made emotionally through being married and through her, he’s gone back.” tommy redeems himself in some of his relatives’ eyes early on in series four by coming to the rescue of incarcerated family members, but irish actor murphy hints that the Shelby relationships are still “complicated and messed up”. tensions rise when tommy receives a letter on Christmas eve with a Black-Hand – a mark of a warning from the mafia – and the family’s

a Addition: AdrieN Brody PLAyS NeWCoMer LuCA CHANgreTTA.

a Linchpin: CiLLiAN MurPHy reTurNS AS ToMMy SHeLBy.

only option could be to reunite in Small Heath (the slum where tommy grew up). “the idea was to put them under the greatest threat that they’ve ever been (under) really,” explains murphy. the source of the threat is mobster luca Changretta, played by Brody, who is seeking revenge over an assassination in series three. of Brody, murphy says: “He just has incredible energy, which we’ll get to see as the show progresses; obviously it’s going to be a showdown at some point.”

Skyfall and Harry potter star mcCrory plays matriarch aunt polly, who fiercely ran the peaky Blinders while the men were in the trenches of the first World War, and long ago made peace with the family’s criminal activities.

But following nephew tommy’s betrayal - which led to her imprisonment - polly is a broken

woman, and has to ask herself if she can forgive him for the sake of her family’s future. especially because early on in the first episode, we see polly face the terror of being led to the gallows - a scene that mcCrory, who has also worked extensively on stage, found challenging to film. “it’s very disturbing,” the 49-yearold actress elaborates. “Because we are all mortal, and we’re not a culture that really talks about it.” the experience is a real turning point for polly as a character.

“We see her believing that she’s going to die,” mcCrory

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the second round continue at the prestigious Shanghai Masters. the chinese crowd will be hoping that home favourite ding Junghui can scoop the £150,000 first prize.

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Scotland face Samoa at Murrayfield in the first match of the autumn internationals. coach gregor townsend has seen his squad become decimated by injury in recent week.

the first leg of the play-off between Switzerland and northern Ireland takes place in bern. the winner of the tie qualifies for the world cup in russia next year.

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actIon from the grand Slam of darts. this is one of the most prestigious events in the sport with top players from the pdc and the bdo competing at the civic hall in wolverhampton.

coverage of the third day of the atp finals at the o2 arena in london.

Stars of the sport like roger federer are competing in the event.

the second round of the world tour championship in dubai. this is the final event of the european tour’s rolex Series and the last event of the season on the tour.

| WATCH SOAPS LATEST COrONATiON STrEET Billy’S fingerprints have been discovered on a burned-out car that was used in an armed robbery in 2001. Adam instructs him to say nothing when the police take him in for questioning, but later, he has a confession to make to Todd. Elsewhere, Rana tries to pretend she’s excited about her wedding to Zeedan, but a drunken Kate really puts the cat among the pigeons by ringing to tell her she loves her.

EmmErdALE iT’S isaac’s christening, which is bad timing as a struggling Moira can barely summon up the energy to register her son’s birth first. Adam and Victoria agree to be godparents, although they may have thought twice if they knew that later in the week, Moira would crash their adoption meeting to say they can just take isaac instead.

EASTENdErS whEn Phil warns luke to stay away from Ben after discovering his identity, luke just turns the situation to his advantage and tells a furious Ben his dad tried to scare him off.

Kathy tries to make peace between father and son by opening up about her rape ordeal.

Meanwhile, Bex threatens to tell Sonia about her kiss with Gethin, so he calls her bluff.

a FAMIly: THE PEAky bLiNdErS gANg ArE uNdEr THEir biggEST THrEAT SO fAr.. a WARNING: LukE TELLS A furiOuS bEN THAT HiS dAd TriEd TO SCArE Him Off

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She now makes her own decisions and that is dangerous

explains.”She calls on the Virgin Mary to bring the spirits of her mum, her dad and her daughter to her. In that moment, she believes she sees her daughter’s face and from this moment on, Polly believes that she’s living with the spirits constantly around her.”

This, McCrory explains, leads to Polly no longer being scared of death.

Will this newfound attitude come in handy when fighting the Peaky Blinders’ enemies this series?

“She’s an equal because of her lack of fear of death,” affirms Londonborn McCrory, who is married to Homeland star Damian Lewis.

“She (Polly) now no longer refers to anybody in order to act, and that’s what has changed.

“She now makes her own decisions and that makes her really dangerous.”

So, whether we will see a long-term reunion between Polly and her nephew Tommy, who she has looked after since he was young, remains to be seen.

“She (Polly) hates the man that runs the family (Tommy), even though she is a matriarch, and he is the patriarch and therefore, will they have to reunite in order to run the family?

a MAtRIARch: mCrOry

PLAyS AuNT POLLy.

“Will she unite or will she take him down?” teases McCrory.

Peaky Blinders has attracted actors of huge calibre in the past, and this series is no disappointment, what with the addition of award-winning American actor Brody to the cast.

The 44-year-old portrays Luca Changretta, a formidable gang leader who has recently been released from prison and arrives in the UK from New York fuelled with hatred.

Brody actually grew up in New York City himself, and it seems being aware of the gang culture in his local neighbourhood of Queens has influenced his work.

“I knew many people who were affiliated and associated with both unorganised and organised criminal enterprises,” he elaborates. “It’s a part of growing up in New York City, there was a large ItalianAmerican community within the neighbourhood ... it’s just par for the course.

“It’s wonderful ammunition now that I’m an actor, because I have many experiences and truths to draw from that you might think are far-fetched to be in a film. I find it remarkable what there is to draw from and I’m grateful for that.”

In what ways has Tommy met his match in Luca? They’re both extremely driven, family orientated and intelligent, in a way that goes beyond boundaries,” Brody responds.

“And once you start playing in those terms, you’re cooking with gas.” a PEAKy BlindERS RETuRnS To BBC Two on wEdnESdAy

rivEr CiTy AnGuS urges caution as Bob flashes the stolen cash, lavishing gifts on his family. Kim grows suspicious, forcing a confession from Bob. Furious at how reckless he’s been, she tells him to get rid of the money – no good will come of this.

HOLLyOAkS ThE village is a hotbed of jealousy and sexual tension as Tegan hopes for more with Ryan, who is busy declaring his feelings for Kyle – and James has clocked that something is going on. however, that doesn’t stop Ryan from making his relationship with Tegan official.

Meanwhile, Glenn thinks Jesse is spending too much time running after Courtney and pays lisa to take his mind off her – although lisa appears to be more interested in Brody.

HOmE ANd AWAy A supposedly quiet break in a cabin in the woods turns into something rather explosive – literally – for Robbo, Kat, Justin and Scarlett. while settling in, they are blissfully unaware that they are being watched – and that somebody has planted a bomb ... The impending blast leaves Scarlett badly injured, while Kat is kidnapped. Robbo manages to find her, but not before her captor reveals that he knows all about Robbo’s past.

NEigHbOurS TylER admits he hit hamish with a garden gnome – but that he left his father alive at the scene. Amy is questioned by the police about her whereabouts on the night that hamish was killed, but it’s Gary and Sheila who appear to have something to hide. Aaron keeps silent about meeting Rory in Paris, while Steph uncovers the identity of the anonymous donor.

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6.00 Breakfast 9.15 SaturdayKitchenLive 10.45 LordMayor’sShow2017 12.05 FootballFocus 12.35 BargainHunt (r) 1.00 BBCNews;Weather 1.15 RugbyLeagueWorldCup 2.00 LiveInternationalRugbyUnion Scotland v Samoa (Kick-off 2.30pm).

4.30 EscapetotheCountry (r) 5.00 LenGoodman’sPartnersin Rhyme Len hosts another round of the rhyme-based game show.

5.35 BBCNews 5.45 ReportingScotland;Weather 5.55 PointlessCelebrities Stars of children’s TV compete in the general knowledge quiz.

6.00 HolidayofMyLifetimewithLen Goodman (r) 6.45 AnimalParkSummerSpecial (r) 7.30 Naomi’sNightmaresofNature 8.00 Deadly60 (r) 8.30 ShowMeWhatYou’reMadeOf 9.00 SaturdayMash-Up! Followed by Two Minutes Silence 11.00 RickStein’sLongWeekends (r) 12.00 LiveBowls:Scottish InternationalOpen Coverage of the final.

2.45 Mastermind (r) 3.15 Landward (r) 3.45 Cycling–TrackWorldCup Action from day one of the competition from Manchester.

4.45 LiveInternationalRugbyUnion Wales v Australia (Kick-off 5.15pm).

8.10 ThePowerpuffGirls (r) 8.30 ThunderbirdsAreGo 9.00 Wishfart (r) 9.25 ITVNews 9.30 SaturdayMorningwithJames Martin 11.30 Gino’sItalianCoastalEscape (r) 11.55 TheHarbour 12.25 ITVNews;Weather 12.30 TheXFactor (r) 2.20 ThunderbirdsAreGo (r) 2.50 MidsomerMurders (r) 4.40 Catchphrase (r) 5.25 TheCruise (r) 5.55 PaulO’Grady:FortheLoveof Dogs (r) 6.25 STVNews;Weather 6.30 ITVNews;Weather 6.45 NewYou’veBeenFramed!

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6.45 StrictlyComeDancing 8.10 Casualty Ethan’s secret seems to have been discovered, but Connie’s reluctance to treat her condition gives him a more urgent problem to tackle.

9.00 RoyalBritishLegionFestivalof Remembrance2017HuwEdwards hoststheannualFestivalof RemembranceatLondon’sRoyal AlbertHall.EmeliSandé,TomOdell, MelanieChisholm,AlfieBoeand LesleyGarrettareamongthe performersjoiningtheQueen’s ColourSquadronandtheRoyal MarinesBandinpayingtributetothe menandwomenwhohavediedin combatsincetheFirstWorldWar. Theeventconcludeswiththenowiconicpoppypetalshower,which seesthousandsofpoppypetalsrain downontheassembledaudience– amongwhichsitsHerMajestythe Queen–asasymbolofeachlifelost.

10.40 BBCNews;Weather Followed by National Lottery Update 11.00 MrsBrown’sBoys (r) 11.30 TheNFLShow Mark Chapman is joined by former players Osi Umenyiora and Jason Bell to present highlights.

7.30 InternationalRugbyUnion England v Argentina. Jason Mohammad presents highlights of the autumn international at Twickenham. With commentary by Andrew Cotter and Brian Moore, and analysis byJeremy Guscott.

8.30 Eòrpa(EuropeanCurrent Affairs) Alasdair Fraser reports from Denmark, where refugees are being encouraged to establish businesses in the country. In Gaelic.

9.00 FILM:EffieGray (2014) Premiere. A Victorian woman is trapped in a loveless marriage to a celebrated art critic from the age of 19. She becomes a model for a painter her husband is promoting and falls in love with him. Inspired by the relationship and aided by a respected writer, she creates scandal by becoming the first woman to seek a divorce. Factbased period drama, starring Dakota Fanning.

10.40 QIXL Bill Bailey, Jan Ravens and Grayson Perry join regular panellist Alan Davies and host Sandi Toksvig.

11.25 FILM:PrivatePeaceful (2012) Drama based on Michael Morpurgo’s novel.

7.10 NinjaWarriorUK (r) Ben Shephard, Rochelle Humes and Chris Kamara host the third heat, as competitors from across the UK test their strength, speed and courage in this obstacle-course challenge.

8.10 TheXFactorLive Dermot O’Leary hosts as the talent contest enters its third weekend of live eliminations, and the remaining acts step on-stage to face scrutiny at the hands of the judges.

9.40 TheJonathanRossShow Jamaicansinger,modelandactress Grace Jones visits the studio, along with former Great British Bake Off winner Nadiya Hussain and comedian Micky Flanagan. Plus, music by Stormzy.

10.40 ITVNews;Weather 10.50 WorldCupQualifierPlayoff Highlights Jacqui Oatley presents action from all four first-leg matches, including Northern Ireland v Switzerland at Windsor Park and Denmark v Republic of Ireland at the Parken Stadium.

11.55 FILM:RunFatBoyRun (2007) Romantic comedy, with Simon Pegg, Thandie Newton and Dylan Moran.

The Royal Albert Hall in London hosts the annual Festival of Remembrance.

Huw Edwards narrates the event as the likes of Emeli Sandé, Tom Odell, Melanie Chisholm, Alfie Boe and Lesley

Garrett take to the iconic stage alongside the Queen’s Colour Squadron and the Royal Marines Band. They will be paying tribute to the men and women who have diedin combat since the First World War. The event concludes with the now-iconic poppy petal shower, which sees thousands of poppy petals rain down on the assembled audience.

Strictly Come Dancing (BBC1, 6.45pm-8.10pm)

The X Factor Live (STV, 8.10pm-9.40pm)

The couples face yet another round of performances, as the competition enters its eighth weekend. Only nine duos remain, and Claudia Winkleman and Tess Daly present as the pairs once more take to the dancefloor to demonstrate whether a week of rigorous training has had any impact on their skills.

Dermot O’Leary presents as themusicaltalentshowenters its third weekend of live eliminations. Simon Cowell, Louis Walsh, Nicole Scherzinger and Sharon Osbourne give each act another chance to demonstrate their showmanship with an on-stage performance.

I Know Who You Are (BBC4, 9pm-11.35pm) EliasandPolrushtoAlicia’s bedsideafterhearingshehas wokenfromhercoma,andElias isquicktotellherheknowsshe gotintouchwithJudgeSantos.

Onceshegetsamomentalone withPol,sheurgeshimtoget Anaawayfromhisfather.

Meanwhile,MartaHesssetsto workongatheringevidence againstSantiMur.

Sarah Millican: Chatterbox Live (More4, 9pm-10pm) Stand-up show recorded at London’s Bloomsbury Theatre in 2011, in which the comedienne shares humorous insights into her life, including the perils of living alone, and offers advice on such topics as non-fattening stress relief and the acceptable face of adultery.

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War drama, with Tahar Rahim and Michael Lonsdale. 2.35 This Is BBC Two

1.30 Teleshopping 2.30 After Midnight 3.30 ITV Nightscreen 4.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show (r) 5.00 Teleshopping

Pointless Celebrities, 5.55pm.

Live International Rugby Union, 4.45pm.

New You’ve Been Framed!, 6.45pm.

BBC RADIO 1 6.00 Dev. 10.00 Radio 1’s Greatest Hits with Matt Edmondson. 1.00 Alice Levine. 4.00 Radio 1’s Dance Anthems with Danny Howard. 7.00 1Xtra Live – The Warm-Up. 8.00 1Xtra Live in Manchester. 11.00 Diplo and Friends. 1.00 Radio 1’s Asian Beats with Kan D Man & DJ Limelight.

4.00 David Rodigan.

12.15 Music Matters. 1.00 News. 1.02 Saturday Classics. 3.00 Sound of Cinema. 4.00 Jazz Record Requests. 5.00 Jazz Line-Up. 6.00 Opera on 3.

9.30 Between the Ears: The Shanty Boat. 10.00 Hear and Now. 12.00 Geoffrey Smith’s Jazz. 1.00 Through the Night.

Bottom Line. 5.54 Shipping Forecast. 5.57 Weather.

6.00 Six O’Clock News. 6.15 Loose Ends. 7.00 Profile. 7.15 Saturday Review. 8.00 Archive on 4: The Pound in Your Pocket. 9.00 Drama: Tsar. 10.00 News and Weather. 10.15 The Moral Maze. 11.00 Quote – Unquote. 11.30 Little Chinese Maiden.

12.00 News and Weather. 12.30 Short Works.

12.48 Shipping Forecast. 1.00 As BBC World Service. 3.15 (LW) Test Match Special. 5.20 (FM) Shipping Forecast.

BBC RADIO 2 8.00 Saturday Breakfast with Dermot. 10.00 Graham Norton. 1.00 Pick of the Pops. 3.00 The Zoe Ball Show. With guest Dave Gorman. 6.00 CMA Awards Highlights 2017. 8.00 Festival of Remembrance 2017. 9.00 The Ballads of the Great War – 1917. 10.00 The Craig Charles House Party.

12.00 Ana Matronic’s Disco Devotion. 2.00 Radio 2’s Showtunes Playlist. 3.00 Radio 2 Playlist: Love Songs. 4.00 Radio 2 Playlist: Easy.

BBC RADIO 3 7.00 Breakfast. 9.00 News. 9.03 Record Review.

BBC RADIO 4 5.30 (FM) News Briefing. 5.30 (LW) Test Match Special. 5.43 (FM) Prayer for the Day. 5.45 (FM) iPM. 6.00 (FM) News and Papers. 6.07 (FM) Open Country. 6.30 (FM) Farming Today This Week. 6.57 (FM) Weather. 7.00 (FM) Today. 9.00 (FM) Saturday Live. 10.30 (FM) Don’t Log Off. 10.45 (LW) Don’t Log Off. 11.00 Armistice Day Silence. 11.04 The Week in Westminster. 11.30 From Our Own Correspondent. 12.00 News. 12.04 Money Box. 12.30 The Now Show. 12.57 Weather. 1.00 News.

1.10 Any Questions? 2.00 Any Answers? 2.30 Drama: Tommies. 3.15 The Listening Project. 3.30 Jim – We Love You Because. 4.00 Weekend Woman’s Hour. 5.00 Saturday PM. 5.30 The

BBC RADIO 5 LIVE 6.00 Saturday Breakfast. 9.00 The Danny Baker Show. 11.00 Fighting Talk. 12.00 5 Live Sport. 3.00 5 Live Sport: International Rugby Union. 5.00 Sports Report. 5.15 5 Live Sport: International Rugby Union. 7.30 6-0-6. 8.30 Kermode and Mayo’s Film Review. 9.30 Stephen Nolan. 12.00 5 Live in Short. 1.00 Up All Night.

CLASSIC FM 7.00 Alan Titchmarsh. 10.00 Bill Turnbull. 1.00

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6.00 EverybodyLovesRaymond (r) 7.15 Frasier (r) 8.30 TheBigBangTheory 9.20 TheSimpsons (r) 11.45 ComeDinewithMe (r) 12.20 ComeDinewithMe (r) 12.50 ComeDinewithMe (r) 1.25 ComeDinewithMe (r) 1.55 ComeDinewithMe (r) 2.25 APlaceintheSun:Homeor Away (r) A home in Dorset or Spain.

3.30 APlaceintheSun (r) 4.00 BestLaidPlans An architect plans to extend her own home.

5.00 GrandDesigns (r) Anintrepid pair want to build a Kiwi-style hill house in Worcestershire.

6.00 Channel4News 6.30 VolatileEarth:KillerFloods

6.00 Milkshake!

10.00 TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles (r) 10.35 Access 10.40 TheGadgetShow (r) 11.40 SantaMakesYouLaughOut Loud (r) 12.40 FILM:OperationChristmas(2016) 2.25 FILM:AllIWantforChristmas (2013) Festive fantasy, starring Melissa Sagemiller.

4.05 FILM:AChristmasSong (2012) Romantic drama, with Natasha Henstridge and Gabe Hogan.

5.05 5NewsUpdate 5.10 FILM:AChristmasSong (2012) Concluded.

6.10 FILM:TheNineLivesof Christmas (2014) Romantic comedy, starring Brandon Routh.

7.30 Formula1:BrazilianGrandPrix Qualifying–Highlights Steve Jones presents action from the battle for pole position in the 19th and penultimate round of the season, which takes place at Interlagos in Sao Paulo. Recently crowned world champion Lewis Hamilton won here for the first time last year.

9.00 FILM:TerminatorGenisys (2015) Premiere. A soldier fighting in a post-apocalyptic war against living machines is sent back in time to prevent an attempt to change the past – but when he arrives, he finds that history has been changed beyond recognition – and that a plot is being hatched byan unexpected enemy to destroy the future of the human race. Sci-fi adventure sequel, starring Arnold Schwarzenegger and Emilia Clarke.

11.30 FILM:GIJoe:Retaliation (2013) An elite military team is nearly wiped out after a terrorist organisation replaces the US president with an imposter and has themdeclaredenemies ofthestate.

Action adventure sequel, starring Dwayne Johnson.

7.10 5NewsUpdate 7.15 FILM:TheNineLivesof Christmas (2014) Concluded.

7.50 NCIS:NewOrleans A petty officer is found dead in a sports arena clutching a tranquilliser gun, and the team discovers the killing is related to a kidnapping case.

8.45 NCIS:NewOrleans A naval lieutenant is tortured and murdered, and the case takes a personal turn for Sebastian when he is kidnapped by the killer and forced to assist in a prison break.

9.40 5NewsWeekend 9.45 LiveBoxing Josh Taylor v Miguel Vazquez. Coverage of the WBC Silver Super-Lightweight title bout from Royal Highland Centre in Edinburgh. Taylor is undefeated in his professional career thus far, having recorded 10 consecutive victories that include nine wins by stoppage, but he faces arguably his toughest opponent in Vazquez.

11.30 Footballon5:GoalRush Colin Murray introduces all the goals from Leagues One and Two, including Doncaster Rovers v Rotherham United and Rochdale v Wigan Athletic.

1.40 The Last Leg (r) 2.30 Hollyoaks 4.40 Location, Location, Location (r) 5.30 Draw It! (r)

12.05 SuperCasino 3.10 When Calls the Heart (r) 4.40 Access 4.50 Great Artists (r) 5.15 Wildlife SOS (r) 5.45 Chinese Food in Minutes (r)

Formula 1: Brazilian Grand Prix …

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NCIS: New Orleans, 7.50pm.

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7.00 Natural World: Honey Badgers – Masters of Mayhem. 8.00 The Mekong River with Sue Perkins. 9.00 I Know Who You Are. 11.35 The Vietnam War. 12.30 Top of the Pops: 1984. 1.45 Natural World: Honey Badgers – Masters of Mayhem. 2.45 The Mekong River with Sue Perkins. 3.45 Close.

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6.00 Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records.

6.50 Emmerdale. 9.30 Coronation Street. 11.35 FILM: See Spot Run (2001).

Comedy, starring David Arquette. 12.25 FYI Daily.

12.30 FILM: See Spot Run (2001). 1.30 FILM: St Trinian’s 2: The Legend of Fritton’s Gold (2009). Comedy sequel, starring Rupert Everett. 2.30 FYI Daily. 2.35 FILM: St Trinian’s 2: The Legend of Fritton’s Gold (2009). 3.40 FILM: Bean (1997). Comedy, starring Rowan Atkinson. 4.40 FYI Daily. 4.45 FILM: Bean (1997). 5.20 FILM: Clash of the Titans (2010).

Mythological adventure, starring Sam Worthington.

6.20 FYI Daily. 6.25 FILM: Clash of the Titans (2010).

7.25 FILM: Pacific Rim (2013). Sci-fi adventure, starring Charlie Hunnam.

8.25 FYI Daily. 8.30 FILM: Pacific Rim (2013). Sci-fi adventure, starring Charlie Hunnam. 10.00 Celebrity Juice. 10.50 Family Guy. 12.45 American Dad! 1.35 Timewasters. 2.05 Viral Tap. 2.50 Teleshopping. 5.50 ITV2 Nightscreen.

ITV3

6.00 Murder, She Wrote.

7.45 Heidi. 9.55 FILM: Carry On Follow That Camel (1967).

Comedy, with Jim Dale.

10.55 FYI Daily. 11.00 FILM: Carry On Follow That Camel (1967). 11.50 Wycliffe. 1.00 Foyle’s War. 5.05 Midsomer Murders. 11.05 The Syndicate. 12.10 Jane Eyre.

2.15 ITV3 Nightscreen. 2.30 Teleshopping.

ITV4

Alexander Armstrong. 3.00 Nicholas Owen. 5.00 Saturday Night at the Movies. 7.00 Alex James’s Date Night. 9.00 High Score with Jessica Curry. 10.00 Smooth Classics. 1.00 Katie Breathwick. 4.00 Jane Jones.

BBC RADIO SCOTLAND 6.00 Bulletin. 6.02 Personal Best.

6.30 Out of Doors. 8.00 Good Morning Scotland. 10.00 Shereen.

10.50 No Grave Forgotten. 11.00 Bulletin. 11.05 Shereen. 11.32 Breaking the News. 12.00 Bulletin.

12.05 Off the Ball. 1.59 Sportsound. 2.55 (MW) Sportsound. 5.30 Bulletin. 5.35 Off the Ball. 7.00 Bulletin. 7.05 Take the Floor. 9.00 Bulletin. 9.05 Pipeline. 10.00 Bulletin. 10.05 Billy Sloan. 1.00 As Radio 5 Live.

A League of Their Own, Sky One, 8pm.

6.00 Football’s Greatest: George Best. 6.15 World Superbike Championship Highlights. 7.20 Motorsport UK. 8.20 World Endurance Championship Highlights.

9.30 ITV Racing: The Opening Show. Oli Bell and the team visit Wincanton ahead of its next big meeting.

10.30 Hat-Trick Heroes II. 10.50 The Protectors. 11.20 Fishing Impossible. 12.25 The Big Fish Off. 1.30 ITV Racing: Live from Wincanton.

Coverage of today’s race meetings at Wincanton and Doncaster. 4.00 The Sweeney. 5.00 The Car Chasers. 6.00 Storage Wars.

6.25 Football’s Greatest: Johan Cruyff. 6.45 Snooker: Champion of Champions Live.

Coverage of the second semi-final from the Ricoh Arena in Coventry. 11.15 FILM: 6 Bullets (2012).

Action thriller, starring Jean-Claude Van Damme.

12.15 FYI Daily. 12.20 FILM: 6 Bullets (2012). 1.30 The Classic Car Show. 2.30 Football’s Greatest: Bobby Charlton. 2.45 ITV4 Nightscreen. 3.00 Teleshopping.

SKY ONE

6.00 Wild Things. 7.00 Modern Family. 8.00 Supergirl. 9.00 The Flash.

10.00 Soccer AM. 11.30 A Premier League of Their Own. 12.30 Futurama. 2.45 Gillette Soccer Saturday.

5.30 Modern Family. 6.00 Sing: Ultimate A Cappella.

7.05 The Simpsons. 8.00 A League of Their Own. 9.00 Living the Dream. 10.00 Bounty Hunters. 10.45 The Russell Howard Hour. 11.45 A League of Their Own. 12.45 Brit Cops: War on Crime. 1.45 Arrow. 2.45 DC’s Legends of Tomorrow. 3.45 PL Greatest Games. 4.00 Stargate Atlantis.

SKY MAIN EVENT

6.00 Sky Sports News. 7.00 Good Morning Sports Fans.

8.00 Live European Tour Golf.

The Nedbank Golf Challenge.

2.00 Live International Rugby Union. England v Argentina (Kick-off 3pm).

5.15 Live International Rugby Union. Ireland v South Africa (Kick-off 5.30pm). 7.30 Live WCQ. Denmark v Republic of Ireland (Kick-off 7.45pm). 10.00 Live Grand Slam of Darts. The evening session on day one at the Wolverhampton Civic Hall.

12.00 Sky Sports News. 3.00 Live Fight Night International.

Daniel Jacobs v Luis Arias.

SKY CRICKET

6.00 Cricket’s Greatest. 7.00 Masterclass: Jack Russell.

7.35 Masterclass: Daniel Vettori. 8.05 Pace In the Zone: Nasser Hussain. 8.15 Masterclass: Shaun Pollock.

8.45 Masterclass: Kumar Sangakkara. 9.00 Cricket’s Greatest. 10.00 Masterclass: Jack Russell. 10.35 Masterclass: Flintoff & Key. 11.00 Cricket’s Greatest Games. 12.00 Cricket’s Greatest. 2.00 How the 2016 ICC World T20 Was Won. 4.00 Cricket’s Greatest. 5.00 How the 2016 ICC World T20 Was Won. 7.00 Cricket’s Greatest. 8.00 How the 2016 ICC World T20 Was Won. A look back at the tournament in India. 10.00 Cricket’s Greatest. 11.00 Cricket’s Greatest Games. 12.00 Cricket’s Greatest. 1.00 Cricket’s Greatest Games.

2.00 Cricket’s Greatest. 3.00 Masterclass: Jack Russell.

3.35 Masterclass: Daniel Vettori. 4.05 Pace In the Zone: Nasser Hussain. 4.15 Masterclass: Shaun Pollock.

4.45 Masterclass: Kumar Sangakkara. 5.00 Cricket’s Greatest.

BT SPORT 1

5.30 Gillette World Sport.

6.00 Premier League World.

6.30 Live Hyundai A-League.

Adelaide United v Newcastle Jets (Kick-off 6.35am). 8.45 Live Hyundai A-League.

Melbourne Victory v Brisbane Roar (Kick-off 8.50am). 11.00 BT Sport Reload. 11.15 The Big Match Revisited. 12.15 Total Italian Football. 12.45 Ashes Memories: 1986/87.

1.15 The 16th Man. 2.15 Live International Rugby Union.

Scotland v Samoa (Kick-off 2.30pm). 4.30 Premier League World. 5.00 Live Vanarama National League.

Ebbsfleet United v Leyton Orient (Kick-off 5.30pm).

7.45 BT Sport Fight Night Live. Liam Smith v Liam Williams. 11.30 ESPN Classic Boxing. 12.00 Vanarama National League. 1.00 Greatest Premier League Goals. 3.30 Live Hyundai A-League. Wellington Phoenix v Perth Glory (Kick-off 3.30am).

BT SPORT 2

6.00 Total Italian Football.

6.30 MotoGP Films: Jorge Lorenzo. 8.00 Live MotoGP Valencia: FP3. The third practice session ahead of the Valencia Grand Prix. 11.00 Live MotoGP Valencia: Qualifying. The qualifying session from the Valencia Grand Prix. 3.15 BT Sport Reload. 3.30 Don’t Take Me Home. 5.00 Live College Football. Action from College Football. 8.30 Live College Football. Action from College Football. 12.00 UFC: The Ultimate Fighter. 1.00 Live UFC Fight Night: Prelims.

Prelims at UFC Fight Night in Norfolk, Virginia ahead of the lightweight clash between Dustin Poirier and Anthony Pettis. 3.00 Live UFC: Poirier v Pettis. Dustin Poirier v Anthony Pettis.

EUROSPORT 1

7.15 Ultra Running: Yuzhu Peak. 7.45 Alpine Skiing.

8.45 Live Alpine Skiing. The opening run of the women’s slalom in Levi, Finland. 10.00 Alpine Skiing. 11.45 Live Alpine Skiing. The second run of the women’s slalom in Levi, Finland. 1.00 Figure Skating: Grand Prix. 3.00 World Superbikes. 5.00 Alpine Skiing. 6.00 Figure Skating: Grand Prix. 8.00 World Superbikes. 9.00 Snowboarding. 10.00 Alpine Skiing. 11.00 Olympic Games: Underdogs. 12.00 Sports Insiders. 12.30 Eurosport News. 12.50 WATTS. 12.55 Eurosport News. 1.00 Close.

MORE4

8.55 Best Laid Plans. 10.00 A Place in the Sun: Winter Sun. 1.00 Coast vs Country.

2.05 Four in a Bed. 4.40 Come Dine with Me. 7.20 Britain’s Wildest Weather.

Unusual weather conditions in 2016. 9.00 Sarah Millican: Chatterbox Live.

10.00 Micky Flanagan: Back in the Game. 11.05 It Was Alright in the 1980s. 12.05 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown. 1.05 Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA. 3.00 8 Out of 10 Cats Uncut.

3.45 Close.

BBC ALBA

Hoilidh san Rioghachd Bhig.

4.45 Seonaidh. 4.55 An Rud As Fhearr Leam. 5.05 Live SPFL Challenge Cup. Inverness Caledonian Thistle v Falkirk (Kick-off 5.15pm).

7.20 Faodail. 7.30 Clann a’ Chogaidh Mhoir. 7.55 Fraochy Bay. 8.00 Na Ceiltich. 8.25 Binneas – Na Trads. 8.30 Eòrpa. 9.00 Na Worlds. 10.10 The Rolling Stones. 10.55 Leabhraichean-latha a’ Chogaidh Mhoir. 12.00 An Drochaid. 1.00 Close.

GOLD

7.25 Bob Monkhouse: Million Joke Man. 8.20 The Interviews. 9.20 The Vicar of Dibley. 10.40 As Time Goes By. 12.00 Only Fools and Horses. 6.20 David Jason: My Life on Screen. 7.20 Only Fools and Horses. 8.30 The Story of Only Fools and Horses. 9.30 Murder on the Blackpool Express.

Feature-length comedy, starring Griff Rhys Jones.

11.30 The Trip. 12.50 The Fast Show Special. 2.35 Big Train. 3.05 The Fast Show Special. 4.00 Home Shopping.

PICK

6.00 Border Security: America’s Front Line. 8.00 60 Minute Makeover. 1.00 The Dog Whisperer. 4.00 Motorway Patrol. 6.00 Border Security: America’s Front Line. 9.00 Road Wars.

10.00 Brit Cops: War on Crime. 11.00 Britcam: Emergency on Our Streets.

12.00 Night Cops. 1.00 Road Wars. 3.00 Most Shocking.

4.00 Motorway Patrol.

FILM4

11.00 The Black Knight (1954). Swashbuckling adventure, with Alan Ladd.

1.00 Short Circuit 2 (1988).

Sci-fi comedy sequel, with Fisher Stevens. 3.10 Song of the Sea (2014). Animated fantasy, with the voice of Lucy O’Connell. 5.05 Picture Perfect (1997). Romantic comedy, with Jennifer Aniston and Jay Mohr. 7.05 Night at the Museum: Secret of the Tomb (2014). Fantasy comedy sequel, starring Ben Stiller. 9.00 The World’s End (2013). Sci-fi comedy, starring Simon Pegg. 11.10 30 Days of Night (2007). Horror, starring Josh Hartnett. 1.25 The Anomaly (2014). Sci-fi thriller, directed by and starring Noel Clarke. 3.25 Close.

DAVE

4.00 Peppa. 4.10 Creag nam Buthaidean. 4.25 Ben &

6.00 Home Shopping. 7.10 Top Gear. 10.00 American Pickers. 12.00 Deadly 60.

2.00 Steve Backshall’s Extreme Mountain Challenge.

3.00 Top Gear. 5.00 Would I Lie to You? 7.00 Not Going Out. 8.20 Not Going Out Christmas Special. 9.20 QI XL. 10.00 Would I Lie to You? 11.00 Dave Gorman: Modern Life Is Goodish.

12.00 QI XL. 1.00 Alan Davies: As Yet Untitled. 2.00 Not Going Out Christmas Special. 2.50 Suits. 3.35 The Indestructibles. 4.00 Home Shopping.

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EARLY

6.00 Breakfast 9.00 TheAndrewMarrShow 10.20 RemembranceSunday:The Cenotaph 12.30 WomenatWar:100Yearsof Service 1.30 BBCNews;Weather 1.45 FlogIt! (r) 2.05 FILM:WarHorse (2011) First World War drama, starring Jeremy Irvine.

4.20 SongsofPraise 4.55 BluePlanetII(r)Creaturesthat live in volcanic hot spots on the ocean bed.

5.55 BBCNews 6.10 ReportingScotland;Weather 6.20 Countryfile A special episode for Remembrance Sunday.

6.05 Coast (r) 6.50 AtoZofTVGardening (r) 7.35 Countryfile (r) 8.30 InternationalRugbyUnion (r) 9.30 LiveRugbyLeagueWorldCup England v France (Kick-off 10am).

Mark Chapman presents coverage of the final match in Group A. 1.00 RiverCity (r) 2.00 LiveTennis:ATPWorldTour Finals Coverage of the afternoon session on day one from The O2 in London.

4.30 Cycling:TrackCyclingWorld Cup Live coverage of the third and final day from Manchester.

6.00 RemembranceSunday:The Cenotaph Highlights of the ceremony.

7.30 Scrambled!:Scrambled!

7.35 TheTomandJerryShow (r) 7.50 Ben10 (r) 8.10 MrBean:TheAnimatedSeries (r) 8.30 MakeItPop (r) 9.00 Wishfart (r) 9.25 ITVNews 9.30 FILM:Columbo:Butterflyin ShadesofGrey (1993) 11.25 TippingPoint (r) 12.25 ITVNews;Weather 12.35 TheXFactorLive (r) 1.55 MidsomerMurders (r) 4.00 PrinceHarryandMeghan:Truly, Madly,Deeply (r) 5.00 Sheridan (r) 6.00 STVNews;Weather 6.10 ITVNews;Weather 6.30 TheChase:CelebritySpecial

PRIME TIME

CRITIC’S CHOICE

7.20 StrictlyComeDancing–The Results Tess Daly and Claudia Winkleman reveal the results of last night’s viewers’ votes, and another couple leaves the contest.

Featuring performances by Seal and the RAF Spitfires Choir.

8.00 BluePlanetII Creatures that live on coral reefs, including groupers, small predators with a grasp of communication that has led scientists to conclude they are as intelligent as chimpanzees.

9.00 HowardsEnd New series. Period drama based on EM Forster’s novel about the lives of three English familiesat thebeginningofthe20th century. Starring Hayley Atwell and Matthew Macfadyen.

10.00 BBCNews 10.20 ReportingScotland;Weather 10.30 AlanShearer:Dementia, FootballAndMe The former England international looks into the potential link between football and dementia, examining some of the latest scientific evidence from British researchers.

11.30 TheWomen’sFootballShow A look at the biggest issues in the women’s game.

7.00 TheAdventureShow Duncan McCallum goes on a biking challenge in a wilderness region, and film-maker Dan Bell celebrates Scotland’s wild places. Plus, 300 competitors compete in a tetrathlon that covers nearly 60 miles of ground, encompassing a swim across Loch Tay, running over seven mountains, kayaking for seven miles, and finally a 34-mile bike ride.

8.00 RobotWars An experienced contestant returns to defend his legacy in the fourth heat, battling alongside five other contenders through a series of group battles and knock-out rounds.

9.00 Shankly:Nature’sFire Profile of football manager Bill Shankly, examining his success during two periods running Liverpool and the influence his Ayrshire roots had on his career.

10.30 Snowfall Teddy is given once last chance to put things right, Franklin’s uncle introduces him to a potentialmentor, andOsoandLucia go in search of a new business partner.

11.15 RugbyLeagueWorldCup

7.30 TheXFactorLive The third weekend of live shows concludes, with the remaining acts competing to impress the judges and audience and maintain their place in the show. The most popular act of the weekend will win a special prize that money cannot buy. Presented

by Dermot O’Leary, with judges Louis Walsh, Nicole Scherzinger, Simon Cowell and Sharon Osbourne.

9.00 EltonJohn:TheNation’s FavouriteSong A countdown of the singer’s 20 most popular songs, chosen by ITVviewers. Elton discusses the stories behind the tracks in a candid conversation with David Walliams.

10.30 ITVNews;Weather 10.45 UnbelievableMoments CaughtonCamera (r) Alastair Stewart presents a second selection of extraordinary footage, including wakeboarders enjoying a memorable encounter with dolphins off the coast of Mexico.

11.45 PlaytotheWhistle (r) Holly Willoughby hosts the sports-based comedy panel show.

THE BEST OF TODAY’S TELLY

Alan Shearer: Dementia, Football And Me (BBC1, 10.30pm-11.30pm) The former England international looks into the potential link between football and dementia, which could be a result of brain damage caused by heading the ball, and examines some of the latest scientific evidence from British researchers.

Quantum of Solace (ITV2, 8pm-10.15pm) James Bond sets out on a mission of vengeance as he pursues the secret criminal organisation Quantum. His search leads him to the head of an ecological corporation, who is plotting to orchestrate a coup in a Latin American country. Spy thriller sequel, starring Daniel Craig and Olga Kurylenko.

Big Ben: Saving the World’s Most Famous Clock (Channel4,9pm-10.30pm) Documentaryabout restorationworkontheiconic clocktower.AnnaKeaygoes behindthescenesonthis massiveproject,andtalksto Parliament’sprincipalarchitect andthethreeclockmakerswho havethetaskoftakingthe giganticmechanismapart.

999: What’s Your Emergency?

(More4, 10pm-11.05pm) This edition explores the challenges that inevitably come with the end of life, and how the emergency services have to learn to cope when dealing with death on a daily basis. In Warrington, paramedics arrive at the home of a man having a suspected cardiac arrest.

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LATE

It’s25yearssincethefilm versionofEMForster’snovel wasreleasedandmadeEmma Thompsonaninternational starwithanOscar-winning performanceasMargaret Schelgel.It’samodernclassic, butclearlytheBBCfeelsit’s timeweweretreatedto

anotheradaptation.Thistime HayleyAtwellwillplay Margaret,theeldestofthree Bohemiansiblingswhoselives seemforeverentwinedwith thatofthemoreconfident, headstrongandfinancially astuteWilcoxfamily.Whenthe ailingMrsWilcoxleavesher childhoodhometoherviaa lateamendmenttoherwill,it setsachainofeventsinmotion.

RADIO LISTINGS

Howards End (BBC1, 9pm-10pm)

12.05 Ronny Chieng: International Student 12.35 Weather for the Week Ahead 12.40 BBC News

12.15 FILM: The Human Factor (1979)

. Espionage thriller, starring Nicol Williamson and Richard Attenborough. 2.10 Sign Zone: Question Time (r) 3.10 Holby City (r)

12.20 Teleshopping 1.20 After Midnight 2.50 May the Best House Win (r) 3.40 ITV Nightscreen 4.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show (r) 5.00 Teleshopping

Blue Planet II, 8pm.

Snowfall, 10.30pm.

The Chase: Celebrity Special, 6.30pm.

BBC RADIO 1 6.00 Dev. 10.00 Radio 1’s Greatest Hits with Matt Edmondson. 1.00 Alice Levine. 4.00 Radio 1’s Life Hacks with Cel Spellman and Katie Thistleton.

6.00 Radio 1’s Most Played. 7.00 Rock Show with Daniel P Carter. 10.00 Phil Taggart. 1.00 Monki.

3.00 Radio 1’s Artist Takeover with The xx.

The Listening Service. 5.30 Words and Music. 6.45 Sunday Feature: A Column For Infinity. 7.30 Radio 3 in Concert. 9.00 Drama on 3: Fear and Loathing in Russia Today. 10.30 Early Music Late. 11.30 BBC National Orchestra of Wales. 12.30 Through the Night.

12.57 Weather. 1.00 The World This Weekend.

1.30 The Art of Living: Songwriting with Soldiers.

2.00 Gardeners’ Question Time. 2.45 (FM) The Listening Project. 3.00 Drama: Tsar. 4.00 News.

4.02 Open Book. 4.30 Between the Sea and a Hard Place. 5.00 File on 4. 5.40 Profile. 5.54 Shipping Forecast. 5.57 Weather. 6.00 Six O’Clock News.

6.15 Pick of the Week. 7.00 The Archers. 7.15 Dot. 7.45 The Reservoir Tapes. 8.00 Feedback. 8.30 Last Word. 9.00 Money Box. 9.26 Radio 4 Appeal.

9.30 Analysis. 10.00 The Westminster Hour. 11.00 The Film Programme. 11.30 Something Understood. 12.00 News and Weather. 12.15 Thinking Allowed. 12.45 Bells on Sunday. 12.48 Shipping Forecast. 1.00 As BBC World Service.

4.10 This Is BBC Two

BBC RADIO 2 9.00 Sunday Love Songs. 11.00 The Michael Ball Show. 1.00 Elaine Paige on Sunday. 3.00 Johnnie Walker’s Sounds of the 70s. 5.00 Paul O’Grady.

7.00 Ore Oduba. 9.00 Clare Teal. 11.00 Moira Stuart. 12.00 Sounds of the 60s. 2.00 Radio 2’s Blues Playlist. 3.00 Radio 2 Playlists: Pop Ballads.

4.00 Radio 2 Playlist: Monday Motivation.

BBC RADIO 3 7.00 Breakfast. 9.00 News. 9.03 Sunday Morning.

12.00 Private Passions. 1.00 News. 1.02 Radio 3 Lunchtime Concert. 2.00 The Early Music Show.

3.00 Choral Evensong. 4.00 Choir and Organ. 5.00

BBC RADIO 4 5.30 (LW) Test Match Special. 5.43 (FM) Bells on Sunday. 5.45 (FM) Profile. 6.00 (FM) News Headlines. 6.05 (FM) Something Understood. 6.35 (FM) On Your Farm: A Journey Through the British Isles and Beyond. 6.57 (FM) Weather. 7.00 (FM) News. 7.10 (FM) Sunday. 7.55 (FM) Radio 4 Appeal.

7.57 (FM) Weather. 8.00 (FM) News. 8.10 (FM) Sunday Worship. 8.48 (FM) A Point of View. 8.58 (FM) Tweet of the Day. 9.15 (FM) The Archers. 9.45 (LW) Daily Service. 10.30 (FM) Ceremony of Remembrance from the Cenotaph. 10.45 (LW) Ceremony of Remembrance from the Cenotaph.

11.45 One to One. 12.00 News. 12.04 The Unbelievable Truth. 12.30 The Food Programme.

BBC RADIO 5 LIVE 10.00 Pienaar’s Politics. 11.00 5 Live Investigates.

12.00 5 Live Sport. 4.00 5 Live Formula 1: Brazilian Grand Prix. 6.00 6-0-6. 7.30 Jane Garvey and Peter Allen. 10.00 Stephen Nolan. 1.00 Up All Night. 4.30 5 Live Formula 1.

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CHANNEL 5

6.00 KevinCanWait 7.15 Frasier (r) 8.05 TheSimpsons (r) 9.30 SundayBrunch 12.30 SimpsonsDay (r) 12.55 SimpsonsDay (r) 1.25 SimpsonsDay (r) 1.55 SimpsonsDay (r) 2.20 SimpsonsDay (r) Homer becomes a union representative.

2.50 SimpsonsDay (r) Featuring the guest voice of Michelle Pfeiffer.

3.20 SimpsonsDay (r) 3.50 SimpsonsDay (r) 4.15 SimpsonsDay (r) 4.45 FILM:MeninBlack (1997) Sci-fi comedy, starring Will Smith and Tommy Lee Jones.

6.30 Channel4News

6.00 Milkshake!

9.55 TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles (r) 10.30 Footballon5:GoalRush (r) 11.00 5NewsSpecial:Remembrance Sunday 11.05 FILM:LetItSnow (2013) 12.50 FILM:OnStrikeforChristmas (2010) Drama, starring Daphne Zuniga.

2.30 FILM:JustinTimeforChristmas (2015) Premiere. Romantic comedy, starring Eloise Mumford.

4.20 FILM:Northpole (2014) Premiere.

Christmas fantasy, starring Tiffani Thiessen.

5.25 5NewsUpdate 5.30 FILM:Northpole(2014)Concluded.

6.10 FILM:DecktheHalls (2006) Christmas comedy.

7.00 Britain’sForgottenArmy Documentary about the thousands of Chinese workers who supported Allied forces in the First World War by digging trenches, maintaining vehicles and dismantling unexploded bombs.

8.00 TheQueen’sFavouriteAnimals Documentary about the queen’s lifelong love of animals, including her respected reputation as a champion breeder of corgis, racehorses and highland cattle.

9.00 BigBen:SavingtheWorld’sMost FamousClock Documentary about restoration work on the iconic clock tower, with contributions from the clockmakers tasked with taking the mechanism apart for the first time since it was built.

10.30 Formula1:BrazilianGrandPrix Highlights Steve Jones presents action from the 19th and penultimate round of the season, which took place at Interlagos in Sao Paulo. Recently crowned world champion Lewis Hamilton won this race for the first time in his career last year, and will be looking to add his name to the list of two-time champions.

7.10 5NewsUpdate 7.15 FILM:DecktheHalls (2006) Concluded.

8.00 Rugbyon5:AngloWelshCup Highlights Action from the matchday two pool fixtures.

8.55 5NewsWeekend 9.00 MTVEMA2017:London Live coverage of the 24th MTV European Music Awards from Wembley Arena. Rita Ora hosts the show, which features performances by Stormzy, Kesha, the Killers, Demi Lovato, Shawn Mendes, Liam Payne, Travis Scott and Luis Fonsi.

Nominees include Taylor Swift, Ed Sheeran, Foo Fighters and Rag ’n’ Bone Man, while Natalie Dormer, Madison Beer and Sabrina Carpenter are among the stars presenting awards.

10.55 BeforeTheyWereStars (r) Dale Winton treks back through the TV archive to uncover embarrassing early brushes with fame endured by some of today’s biggest stars.

Among those skewered are pop stars, rock legends, silver-screen icons, celebrated comedians and sporting heroes.

12.45 FILM: Life on the Limit (2013)

Documentary about Formula One racing in the 1960s and 1970s. Narrated by Michael Fassbender. 2.45 The Supervet (r) 3.40 Location, Location, Location (r)

12.50 Lip Sync Battle UK: Carol Vorderman v Martin Kemp (r) 1.15 SuperCasino 3.10 FILM: Another Cinderella Story (2008) Musical comedy, starring Selena Gomez. 4.40 Access 4.55 Great Artists (r)

Britain’s Forgotten Army, 7pm.

MTV EMA 2017: London, 9pm.

CLASSIC FM . 10.00 Bill Turnbull. 1.00 Alexander Armstrong. 3.00 Charlotte Green. 5.00 The Classic FM Chart. 7.00 David Mellor. 9.00 Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Classical Music. 10.00 Smooth Classics. 1.00 Sam Pittis.

BBC RADIO SCOTLAND 6.30 New Every Sunday. 7.00 Bulletin. 7.04 Time Travels. 7.32 The Kitchen Cafe. 8.00 Good Morning Scotland. 10.00 Bulletin.

10.05 Remembrance Sunday with Cathy Macdonald. 12.00 Bulletin.

12.05 Sportsound. 5.00 Bulletin.

5.05 Take the Floor. 7.00 Bulletin.

7.05 Jazz Nights at the Quay. 9.00 Bulletin. 9.05 Classics Unwrapped.

11.00 Bulletin. 11.05 Iain Anderson. 1.00 As Radio 5 Live.

our top channel pick

SATELLITE & DIGITAL BBC4

7.00 Only Connect. The Meeples and Belgophiles return for this round two game. 7.30 University Challenge. Student quiz. 8.00 Hedd Wyn: The Lost War Poet. A profile of war poet Hedd Wyn, the posthumous winner of the 1917 National Eisteddfod. 9.00 Shark. The behaviour of the ocean predators. 10.00 The Sky at Night. 10.30 Horizon: Strange Signals from Outer Space!

The scientists searching for signs of extraterrestrial life.

11.30 I Was There: The Great War Interviews.

Personal experiences of the First World War. 12.30 War of Words: Soldier-Poets of the Somme. 2.00 Balletboyz – Young Men. 3.00 Shark. 4.00 Close.

ITV2

6.00 Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records.

7.00 The Cube. 8.00 Coronation Street. 10.00 2Awesome: Guidance. 10.30 2Awesome: LA Story. 10.40 2Awesome: Ready, Set, Style.

11.00 The X Factor Live.

12.20 Take Me Out. 1.35 You’ve Been Framed! Gold.

2.10 FILM: Looney Tunes: Back in Action (2003). 3.05 FYI Daily. 3.10 FILM: Looney Tunes: Back in Action (2003).

3.50 FILM: Happy Feet Two (2011). 4.50 FYI Daily. 4.55 FILM: Happy Feet Two (2011). 5.50 FILM: Jack the Giant Slayer (2013). 6.50 FYI Daily. 6.55 FILM: Jack the Giant Slayer (2013). 8.00 FILM: Quantum of Solace (2008). James Bond thriller, starring Daniel Craig. 9.00 FYI Daily. 9.05 FILM: Quantum of Solace (2008).

James Bond thriller, starring Daniel Craig. 10.15 Family Guy. 11.40 American Dad! 12.40 FILM: The Nutty Professor (1996). 1.40 FYI Daily. 1.50 FILM: The Nutty Professor (1996). 2.30 Teleshopping.

ITV3

6.00 On the Buses. 6.25 Jane Eyre. 8.40 Heartbeat.

10.45 Murder, She Wrote.

12.50 Heidi. 2.55 FILM: Columbo: The Conspirators (1978). 5.00 Agatha Christie’s Marple. 7.00 Midsomer Murders. An airfield owner falls to his death from a plane. 9.00 The Syndicate.

Leanne’s past catches up with her. 10.10 Honest. 11.10 FILM: Chicago (2002).

Musical, starring Renee Zellweger. 12.20 FYI Daily.

12.25 FILM: Chicago (2002).

1.25 The Knock. 2.20 Mr Selfridge. 3.10 Agatha Christie’s Marple. 4.45 Judge Judy. 5.45 ITV3 Nightscreen.

ITV4

Ross Kemp on Gangs, Sky One, 11pm.

6.00 Football’s Greatest: Lionel Messi. 6.20 The Avengers. 9.40 The Sweeney.

11.45 Storage Wars. 12.45 Snooker: Champion of Champions Live. 5.15 The Car Chasers. 5.40 The Sweeney. 6.45 Snooker: Champion of Champions Live.

11.15 FILM: Gascoigne

(2015). Documentary about Paul Gascoigne. 12.30 FYI Daily. 12.35 FILM: Gascoigne (2015). 1.05 The Sweeney.

2.10 The Protectors. 2.45 ITV4 Nightscreen. 3.00 Teleshopping.

SKY ONE

6.00 Hour of Power. 7.00 Futurama. 9.30 The Simpsons. 11.00 WWE Raw Hlts. 12.00 Supergirl. 1.00 The Flash. 2.00 Modern Family. 5.00 The Simpsons.

6.00 Modern Family. 6.30 The Simpsons. 8.00 Marvel’s Inhumans. Black Bolt and his family hit major problems.

9.00 Strike Back. The team attempts to extract an arms dealer from Libya. 10.00 The Force: North East. 11.00 Ross Kemp on Gangs. 1.00 The Russell Howard Hour. 2.00 Duck Quacks Don’t Echo.

3.00 Brit Cops: War on Crime.

4.00 Stargate Atlantis.

SKY MAIN EVENT

6.00 Sky Sports News. 7.00 Total Goals. 8.00 Live European Tour Golf. 2.00 Live Grand Slam of Darts. 4.30 Live WCQ. 7.00 Live Grand Slam of Darts. The evening session on day two at the Wolverhampton Civic Hall.

11.00 Live NFL. A match from the NFL season. 1.00 Live NFL. 4.30 NFL Undiscovered. 5.00 Sky Sports News.

SKY CRICKET

6.00 Cricket’s Greatest. 7.00 Masterclass: Sachin v Shane.

7.20 Masterclass: Tammy Beaumont. 7.35 Pace In the Zone: Nasser Hussain. 7.45 Masterclass: Virat Kohli. 8.05 Masterclass: Sam Billings.

8.35 Masterclass: Flintoff & Key. 9.00 Cricket’s Greatest.

10.00 Live: CSA T20 Challenge. 2.00 Live: CSA T20 Challenge. 5.30 Cricket’s Greatest Games. 6.00 Cricket’s Greatest. 8.00 How the ICC Champions Trophy 2017 Was Won. A look back at the 2017 ICC Champions Trophy. 10.00 Cricket’s Greatest. 11.00 Cricket’s Greatest Games. 12.00 Cricket’s Greatest. 1.00 Cricket’s Greatest Games.

2.00 Cricket’s Greatest. 3.00 Masterclass: Sachin v Shane.

3.20 Masterclass: Tammy Beaumont. 3.35 Pace In the Zone: Nasser Hussain. 3.45 Masterclass: Virat Kohli. 4.05 Cricket’s Greatest. 4.35 Masterclass: Flintoff & Key. 5.00 Cricket’s Greatest.

BT SPORT 1

5.30 UEFA Champions League Magazine. 6.00 Greatest Premier League Goals. 8.00 Live Hyundai A-League. 10.00 BT Sport Fight Night. 12.00 Classic Boxing: Monzon v Napoles.

12.15 Ali: The Mission. 12.30 The Arnold Palmer. 12.45 Ashes Memories: 1986/87.

1.15 International Rugby Union. 2.45 Live Anglo-Welsh Cup. 5.15 BT Sport Fight Night. 7.15 ESPN Classic Boxing. Mike Tyson’s Greatest Hits Vol 1. A selection of Mike Tyson’s greatest fights. 8.15 NBA Reload. BT Sport rounds up the best NBA action from

the past week, including exclusive interviews and so much more. 8.30 Live NBA. Boston Celtics v Toronto Raptors (Tip-off 8.30pm).

11.00 ESPN Classic Boxing.

A profile of some of the best heavyweight boxers of all time. 4.30 It’s Time.

BT SPORT 2

6.30 MotoGP Classics: Valencia GP 2011. 7.30 Live MotoGP Valencia: Warm-ups.

9.15 MotoGP Rewind. 9.30 Live Moto3: GP of Valencia.

11.15 Live Moto2: Grand Prix of Valencia. 12.45 Live MotoGP: GP of Valencia. 2.00 Live MotoGP Chequered Flag.

3.00 Rookie 93: Marc Marquez Beyond the Smile.

4.30 MotoGP Films: The Route to Glory. 5.45 The Irrelevant Giant. 6.00 Swoopes. 7.00 MotoGP: Grand Prix of Valencia. The MotoGP race from Circuit Ricardo Tormo. 8.00 MotoGP Chequered Flag. Post-race show featuring analysis, highlights and interviews with all the key riders. Plus, a look behind the scenes with the team bosses and mechanics.

9.00 UFC: Poirier v Pettis.

Dustin Poirier v Anthony Pettis. 12.00 Greatest Premier League Goals. 4.00 WTA All Access.

EUROSPORT 1

7.30 WATTS. 7.45 Alpine Skiing. 8.45 Live Alpine Skiing. 10.00 Alpine Skiing.

11.45 Live Alpine Skiing. 1.00 Alpine Skiing. 2.00 WATTS. 2.15 Figure Skating: Grand Prix. 5.00 Alpine Skiing. 7.00 Snowboarding. The World Cup meeting from Milan.

8.00 Olympics: Destination Pyeongchang. A feature that looks ahead to the 2018 Winter Olympic Games in Pyeongchang. 8.15 Ultra Running: Yuzhu Peak. Action from the event in Western China. 8.45 Olympics: Destination Pyeongchang. A feature that looks ahead to the 2018 Winter Olympic Games in Pyeongchang. 9.00 Alpine Skiing. 11.00 Eurosport News. 11.20 Drone Racing. 12.20 Mountain Bike: Roc d’Azur. 12.55 Eurosport News. 1.00 Close.

MORE4

8.55 The Secret Life of the Zoo. 10.00 Coastal Walks with My Dog. 11.00 Vet on the Hill. 12.00 Come Dine with Me. 2.40 Four in a Bed. 5.20 Come Dine with Me. 8.00 Last Heroes of the Somme. The story of how the Battle of the Somme was finally won. 9.00 24 Hours in A&E. A 12-year-old girl needs emergency brain surgery after falling from a cliff.

10.00 999: What’s Your Emergency? How emergency service staff have to learn to deal with death on a daily basis. 11.05 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown. 1.15 Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA. 3.10 8 Out of 10 Cats Uncut. 3.45 Close.

BBC ALBA

4.00 Peppa. 4.10 Creag nam Buthaidean. 4.25 Ben & Hoilidh san Rioghachd Bhig.

4.45 Seonaidh. 4.55 Dragonan – Reis chun an iomaill. 5.20 Tree Fu Tom. 5.45 Ceistean Lara. 5.55 Treud na Dluth-choille – Grad-Naidheachd. 6.00 Dè a-nis? 6.30 Seachd Là. 7.30 Alleluia! 8.00 Fuine. 8.30 Prosbaig. 9.00 Bho Stalag Gu Gulag. 10.00 Na Worlds.

11.10 An Deidh Hitler. 11.55 Binneas – Na Trads. 12.00 Close.

GOLD

7.15 You, Me & Them. 7.50 The Interviews. 8.50 As Time Goes By. 10.10 Only Fools and Horses. 7.00 Murder on the Blackpool Express. Feature-length comedy, starring Griff Rhys Jones. 9.00 Absolutely Fabulous. 11.45 Little Britain.

1.00 Absolutely Fabulous.

3.25 Big Train. 4.00 Home Shopping.

PICK

6.00 Nothing to Declare.

7.00 Motorway Patrol. 10.00 999 Frontline. 10.30 Children’s Accident & Emergency. 12.00 RSPCA Animal Rescue. 1.00 The Dog Whisperer. 4.00 It’s Me or the Dog. 6.00 Send in the Dogs Australia. 7.00 Nothing to Declare. 8.00 Stop, Search, Seize. Documentary following the work of Ireland’s border force. 9.00 Banged Up Abroad. How a UN peacekeeper evaded capture in Sierra Leone, West Africa. 10.00 Ross Kemp: Extreme World. 11.00 Britcam: Emergency on Our Streets. 12.00 The Force: Manchester. 2.00 Night Cops.

3.00 Road Wars. 4.00 Highway Patrol.

FILM4

11.00 Holiday Inn (1941).

1.00 Dragonball Evolution (2009). 2.40 Carry On Regardless (1961). 4.30 Hugo (2011). 6.55 Tomorrow, When the War Began (2010).

9.00 The Hunger Games: Catching Fire (2013). Sci-fi adventure sequel, starring Jennifer Lawrence. 11.45 Priest (2011). Fantasy thriller, starring Paul Bettany. 1.30 Storage 24 (2012). 3.20 Close.

DAVE

6.00 Home Shopping. 7.10 Deadly 60. 7.35 Top Gear.

10.05 Red Bull Soapbox Race. 11.05 Cops UK: Bodycam Squad. 1.05 Top Gear. 2.40 Would I Lie to You? 4.40 Not Going Out. 6.00 Not Going Out Christmas Special. 7.00 Cops UK: Bodycam Squad.

Documentary series following the work of the Staffordshire Police force.

8.00 Traffic Cops. The officers tackle car insurance fraud. 9.00 Have I Got a Bit More Old News for You. Extended edition hosted by David Mitchell, with panellists Kirsty Wark and Andy Hamilton. 10.00 Taskmaster.

11.00 The Last Man on Earth.

12.00 QI XL. 1.00 Have I Got a Bit More Old News for You. 2.00 Taskmaster. 2.50 Suits.

3.35 The Indestructibles.

4.00 Home Shopping.

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moNDAY, November 13 BBC 1

BBC 2

Breakfast TheHousingEnforcers HomesUndertheHammer(r) GettingtheBuildersIn Fugitives BargainHunt BBCNewsatOne;Weather ReportingScotland;Weather Doctors Impossible (r)Game show,hosted by Rick Edwards.

EscapetotheCountry(r) RoyalRecipes FlogIt! Pointless(r) BBCNewsatSix;Weather ReportingScotland;Weather

6.00 The Hairy Builder (r) 6.30 Women at War: 100 Years of Service (r) 7.15 Getting the Builders In (r) 8.00 Sign Zone: The Big Family Cooking Showdown (r) 9.00 Victoria Derbyshire 11.00 BBC Newsroom Live 12.00 Daily Politics 1.00 Permission Impossible: Britain’s Planners (r) 2.00 Live Tennis: ATP World Tour Finals Coverage of the afternoon session on day two from The O2 in London.

4.45 BobHope:TalkingComedy(r) 5.15 StreetAuction (r) Raising fundsfor aman tovisit his uncle’sgravein Canada.

6.00 Eggheads 6.30 StrictlyComeDancing–ItTakes Two

7.00 TheOneShow Hosted by Michael Ball and Alex Jones.

7.30 StudentLoanScandal– PanoramaAnundercover investigationintofraud costingthe taxpayermillions.Followedby BBC News 8.00 EastEndersPhil findsout thatLuke isWillmott-Brown’sson.

8.30 ChildreninNeedRocksthe80s WithA-ha,Bananarama,BoyGeorge, Erasure,JasonDonovanandOMD. 10.00 BBCNewsatTen 10.30 ReportingScotland;Weather 10.45 HaveIGotaBitMoreNewsforYou Victoria CorenMitchellhosts.

11.30 TheGrahamNortonShow (r)

7.00 CelebrityAntiquesRoadTripNew series.WithHayleyMillsandStephen Tompkinson.

8.00 UniversityChallengeThe firstof the second-roundmatches.

8.30 Nigella:AtMyTableDishesto share aroundthe table.

9.00 TheBoywiththeTopknotA second-generationIndian plans to tell his parents hedoesnot wantan arrangedmarriage–but instead learnsapainful familysecret.

10.30 NewsnightPresentedby EvanDavis.

11.10 Weather 11.15 Exodus:OurJourneyContinues (r) Nazifa and Latif makeapotentially life-changing decision.

6.00 9.15 10.00 11.00 11.45 12.15 1.00 1.30 1.45 2.15 3.00 3.45 4.30 5.15 6.00 6.30

STV 6.00 8.30 9.25 10.30 12.30 1.30 1.55 2.00 3.00 3.59 4.00 5.00 6.00 6.30

CHANNEL 4

GoodMorningBritain Lorraine TheJeremyKyleShow ThisMorning LooseWomen ITVLunchtimeNews;Weather STVNews;Weather Dickinson’sRealDeal (r) Valuing antiques inPrestatyn, NorthWales.

Tenable STVWeatherCentral TippingPoint(r)Game show,hosted byBen Shephard.

TheChase Quizshow,hostedby BradleyWalsh.

STVNewsatSix;Weather ITVEveningNews;Weather

6.20 7.35 9.00 10.05 11.00 12.00 12.05 1.05 2.10 3.00 4.00 5.00 5.30

TheKingofQueens(r) EverybodyLovesRaymond(r) Frasier(r) Ramsay’sHotelHell(r) UndercoverBossUSA(r) Channel4News ComeDinewithMe (r) MyKitchenRules Countdown APlaceintheSun:SummerSun (r) CoastvsCountry FourinaBed StephandDom’sOneStartoFive Star 6.00 TheSimpsons (r) 6.30 Hollyoaks Ryanisstrugglingto decide wherehis feelings lie.

7.00 Emmerdale 7.30 CoronationStreetBilly’spast comes back tohaunt him.

8.00 ThePeople’sHistoryShow Expertslookbackat storiesthat makeup the people’shistoryin Scotland.

8.30 CoronationStreetBillyshocks Toddwith aconfession.

9.00 GonetoPot:AmericanRoadTrip New series.Fivecelebritiesexplore the pros and consofthe legalisation ofmarijuana.

10.00 ITVNewsatTen 10.30 ScotlandTonight;Weather 11.05 TheMurderofBeckyWatts: PoliceTapes (r)

7.00 Channel4News 8.00 TheGreatHousingScandal: Channel4DispatchesAn investigationintowhatcould have been doneto prevent the Grenfell Towerfire.

8.30 TricksoftheRestaurantTrade SimonRimmer investigates the new high-streettrendfor dessertbars.

9.00 999:What’sYourEmergency?

The impact ontheemergency servicesofthe rising numberof homelesspeople.

10.00 FirstDates 11.05 NakedAttraction(r)Amanwants tofindapartner whoshareshis love ofadventure.

CHANNEL 5 6.00 9.15 11.15 12.10 12.15 1.10 1.15 1.45 2.20 3.20 5.00 5.30 6.00 6.30

Milkshake!

TheWrightStuff Can’tPay?We’llTakeItAway (r) 5NewsLunchtime TheGadgetShow(r) Access HomeandAway Neighbours NCIS:NewOrleans (r) FILM:AChristmasStar(2015) Festivedrama.

5Newsat5 Neighbours (r) HomeandAwayMason’s placement atthe hospital is terminated.(r) 5NewsTonight

7.00 MotoGPHighlightsTheValencian CommunityMotorcycleGrandPrix.

Action from the race atCircuit RicardoTormo in Valencia, which servedasthe18th andfinalroundof the season.Lastin the series.

Followedby 5News Update 8.00 AllNewTrafficCops Officersare led onachasethrough Bradford.

Followedby 5News Update 9.00 ChrisTarrant:ExtremeRailway Journeys Chris sets out tocross Estonia, LatviaandLithuania byrail injustone week.

10.00 SecretsoftheTube:Going Underground(r) 11.05 FILM:Kickboxer(1989)

12.20 Weather for the Week Ahead 12.25 BBC News

12.15 Sign Zone: Countryfile (r) 1.00 Blue Planet II (r) 2.00 This Is BBC Two

12.00 Teleshopping 1.00 After Midnight 2.30 ITV Nightscreen 4.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show (r) 5.00 Teleshopping

12.10 The Simpsons (r) 12.40 The Simpsons (r) 1.05 The Truth About Slim People (r) 2.00 The Secret Life of 4 Year Olds (r) 2.55 The Supervet (r) 3.55 Grand Designs Australia (r) 4.50 Kirstie’s Fill Your House for Free (r) 5.10 Draw It! (r) 5.35 Countdown (r)

12.50 SuperCasino 3.10 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit (r) 4.00 Never Teach Your Wife to Drive (r) 4.45 House Doctor (r) 5.10 House Busters (r) 5.35 Wildlife SOS (r)

EastEnders, 8pm.

Nigella: ge At My Table,, 8.30pm.

Coronation Street, 7.30pm.

Tricks of the Restaurant Trade, 8.30pm.

All New Traffic Cops, ps, 8pm.

BBC4

7.00 Beyond 100 Days. 7.30 A King’s Speech: Martin Luther King on Tyneside. 8.00 The Art of Scandinavia. 9.00 Toffs, Queers and Traitors: Guy Burgess – The Charming Spy: Storyville. 10.30 Kim Philby – His Most Intimate Betrayal. 12.30 Francesco’s Venice. 1.30 The Search for Life: The Drake Equation. 2.30 The Art of Scandinavia. 3.30 Close.

ITV2

6.00 The Cube: Celebrity Special.

6.45 Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records. 7.10 Dinner Date.

8.00 Emmerdale. 8.30 You’ve Been Framed! Gold. 9.30 The Ellen DeGeneres Show. 10.20 Dinner Date. 11.20 Dress to Impress. 12.20 Emmerdale.

12.50 You’ve Been Framed! Gold Top 100 Senior Moments. 1.50 The Ellen DeGeneres Show. 2.45 The Jeremy Kyle Show. 6.00 You’ve Been Framed! Gold. 8.00

RADIO BBC RADIO 1 10.00 Clara Amfo. 12.45 Newsbeat. 1.00 Scott Mills. 4.00 Greg James. 5.45 Newsbeat. 6.00 Greg James. 7.00 Annie Mac. 9.00 The 8th with Charlie Sloth. 11.00 Huw Stephens. 1.00 Radio 1’s Drum & Bass Show with Rene LaVice. 3.00 Radio 1’s Specialist Chart with Phil Taggart.

BBC RADIO 2 5.00 Vanessa Feltz. 6.30 Chris Evans. 9.30 Ken Bruce. 12.00 Jeremy Vine. 2.00 Steve Wright in the Afternoon. 5.00 Simon Mayo.

7.00 The Blues Show with Paul Jones. 8.00 Jo Whiley. 10.00 Laura Mvula – God Made Me

Two and a Half Men. 9.00 Family Guy. 9.30 Ghosted. 10.00 American Dad! 10.30 Family Guy. 12.25 American Dad! 12.50 Celebrity Juice. 1.40 Scorpion.

2.30 Teleshopping.

Skies. 11.00 Modern Family.

12.00 NCIS: Los Angeles. 1.00 Hawaii Five-0. 3.00 NCIS: Los Angeles. 4.00 Stargate SG-1.

5.00 The Simpsons. 5.30 Futurama. 6.30 The Simpsons.

8.00 Supergirl. 9.00 A League of Their Own. 10.00 Bounty Hunters. 10.45 Sick Note.

11.45 The Simpsons. 12.45 PL Greatest Games. 1.00 The Force: North East. 2.00 Ross Kemp on Gangs. 3.00 Brit Cops: War on Crime. 4.00 Stop, Search, Seize. 5.00 The Dog Whisperer.

Sports News. 1.00 NFL Masterclass. 1.15 Live NFL. 4.45 NFL Masterclass. 5.00 Sky Sports News.

SKY CRICKET

Shane. 4.50 Pace In the Zone: Nasser Hussain. 5.00 Cricket’s Greatest.

BT SPORT 1

6.00 ESPN Classic Boxing. 9.30 Vanarama National League Highlights. 10.00 British RallyCross Highlights. 11.00 The WRC Magazine. 11.30 MotoGP: Grand Prix of Valencia. 12.30 MotoGP Chequered Flag. 1.30 NBA Inside Stuff. 2.00 Live NBA. 4.30 ESPN Films: The Announcement.

FILM4

11.00 The Reckless Moment (1949). 12.40 The Nebraskan (1953). 2.00 Decision at Sundown (1957). 3.35 Comanche Station (1960). 5.05 Guadalcanal Diary (1943). 6.55 Dante’s Peak (1997).

9.00 47 Ronin (2013). 11.15 Lockout (2012). 1.05 About Elly (2009). 3.30 Close.

6.00 Monkey Life. 7.00 Zoo Tales. 8.00 Micro Monsters with David Attenborough. 8.30 Send in the Dogs Australia. 9.00 The Dog Whisperer. 10.00 David Attenborough’s Conquest of the

6.00 Good Morning Sports Fans.

10.00 Premier League Daily.

11.00 Sky Sports Daily. 12.00 Live Tennis: ATP World Tour Finals. 4.00 Sky Sports News.

5.00 Sky Sports News at 5. 6.00 Live Tennis: ATP World Tour Finals. 7.40 Live WCQ. 9.40 Live Grand Slam of Darts. 11.00 Sky

6.00 Cricket’s Greatest. 7.00 Masterclass: AB de Villiers. 8.30 Masterclass: Sam Billings. 9.00 Cricket’s Greatest. 10.00 Masterclass: AB de Villiers. 11.00 Cricket’s Greatest Games. 12.00 Cricket’s Greatest. 2.00 How the 2011 ICC Cricket World Cup Was Won. 4.00 Cricket’s Greatest.

5.00 How the 2011 ICC Cricket World Cup Was Won. 7.00 Michael Holding: Whispering Death. 8.00 How the 2011 ICC Cricket World Cup Was Won. 10.00 Michael Holding: Whispering Death. 11.00 Cricket’s Greatest Games. 12.00 Cricket’s Greatest. 1.00 Cricket’s Greatest Games. 2.00 Cricket’s Greatest.

3.00 Masterclass: AB de Villiers.

4.30 Masterclass: Sachin v

6.00 The Football Archives: 1970/71. 6.30 The Football Archives: 1972/73. 7.00 The Football Archives: 1973/74. 7.30 The Football Archives: 1977/78.

8.00 Vanarama National League Highlights. 8.30 WTA All Access.

9.30 The Man Who Made Brazil Cry. 10.00 Mysteries of the Rimet Trophy. 10.30 White, Blue and White. 11.30 DTM Review. 12.30 Vanarama National League Highlights. 1.00 Cricket Classics: Aus v Eng 1990. 2.00 Cricket Classics: Aus v Eng 1991. 3.00 The Football Archives: 1970/71.

3.30 The Football Archives: 1972/73. 4.00 The Football Archives: 1973/74. 4.30 The Football Archives: 1977/78. 5.00 NBA Inside Stuff. 5.30 UEFA Champions League Magazine.

5.00 Sgriobag. 5.15 Rathad an Sutha. 5.25 Calum Clachair: Gleann na Grèine. 5.35 Su Shiusaidh. 5.40 Charlie is Lola.

5.50 Seonaidh. 6.00 Donnie Murdo. 6.15 Alvinnn agus na Chipmunks. 6.35 Ard-Sgoil a’ Chnuic Annasaich. 7.00 Turas a’ Bhradain. 7.30 Speaking Our Language. 7.55 Earrann Eachdraidh. 8.00 An Là. 8.30 Puirt-adhair. 9.00 Trusadh – Acair @40. 10.00 Horo Gheallaidh.

10.30 Ceum Air Cheum. 11.30 Feis Chiuil Thiriodh. 12.00 Close.

Funky. 11.00 Jools Holland. 12.00 Johnnie Walker’s Sounds of the 70s. 2.00 Radio 2’s Jazz Playlists.

3.00 Radio 2 Playlists: Great British Songbook. 4.00 Radio 2 Playlist: Hidden Treasures.

BBC RADIO 3 9.00 Essential Classics. 12.00 Composer of the Week: Soviet Russia (1953-1991). 1.00 News.

1.02 Radio 3 Lunchtime Concert.

2.00 Afternoon on 3. 5.00 In Tune.

7.00 In Tune Mixtape. 7.30 Radio 3 in Concert. 10.00 Music Matters.

10.45 The Essay: Ten Artists that Shook the World. 11.00 Jazz Now. 12.30 Through the Night.

BBC RADIO 4 5.30 News Briefing. 5.43 Prayer for the Day. 5.45 Farming Today.

5.58 Tweet of the Day. 6.00 Today.

9.00 Start the Week. 9.45 (FM) Living with the Gods. 9.45 (LW) Daily Service. 10.00 Woman’s Hour. 11.00 The Untold. 11.30 A Month of Maureen. 12.00 News.

12.04 Home Front. 12.15 You and Yours. 12.57 Weather. 1.00 The World at One. 1.45 Book of the Week: The Dawn Watch. 2.00 The Archers. 2.15 Drama: The Interrogation. 3.00 Round Britain Quiz. 3.30 The Food Programme.

4.00 Art for the Millions. 4.30 Beyond Belief. 5.00 PM. 5.57 Weather. 6.00 Six O’Clock News.

6.30 I’m Sorry I Haven’t a Clue.

7.00 The Archers. 7.15 Front Row. 7.45 Living with the Gods. 8.00 The Confidence Trick. 8.30

Analysis. 9.00 Natural Histories.

9.30 Start the Week. 9.59 Weather. 10.00 The World Tonight.

10.45 Book at Bedtime: First Person. 11.00 Power Lines. 11.30 Today in Parliament. 12.00 News and Weather. 12.30 Book of the Week: The Dawn Watch. 12.48 Shipping Forecast. 1.00 As BBC World Service. 5.20 Shipping Forecast.

BBC RADIO 5 LIVE 5.15 Wake Up to Money. 6.00 5 Live Breakfast. 10.00 5 Live Daily with Adrian Chiles. 1.00 Afternoon Edition. 4.00 5 Live Drive. 7.00 5 Live Sport: The Monday Night Club.

9.00 5 Live Sport: The Tuffers and Vaughan Cricket Show. 10.00 Flintoff, Savage and the Ping Pong

Guy. 10.30 Phil Williams. 1.00 Up All Night.

CLASSIC FM 9.00 John Suchet. 1.00 Anne-Marie Minhall. 5.00 Classic FM Drive. 7.00 Smooth Classics at Seven. 8.00 The Full Works Concert. 10.00 Smooth Classics.

BBC RADIO SCOTLAND 9.00 The Kaye Adams Programme. 12.00 John Beattie.

1.32 Personal Best. 2.00 Bulletin.

2.05 The Janice Forsyth Show.

4.00 Newsdrive. 6.30 (FM) Get It On with Bryan Burnett. 6.30 (MW) Sportsound. 7.30 (MW) Get It On with Bryan Burnett. 9.00 Bulletin.

9.05 Vic Galloway. 11.00 Bulletin.

11.05 Iain Anderson. 1.00 As Radio 5 Live.

A King’s Speech: Martin Luther King on Tyneside, BBC4, 7.30pm.

ITV3

6.00 Classic Coronation Street.

6.55 Heartbeat. 7.55 Wild at Heart. 8.55 Judge Judy. 10.15 Inspector Morse. 12.35 Wild at Heart. 1.35 Heartbeat. 2.40 Classic Coronation Street. 3.45 Inspector Morse. 6.00 Heartbeat.

7.00 Murder, She Wrote. 8.00 Agatha Christie’s Marple. 10.00 Endeavour. 12.05 Inspector Morse. 2.10 ITV3 Nightscreen.

2.30 Teleshopping.

SKY ONE

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SKY MAIN EVENT

BBC ALBA

DAVE

6.00 Home Shopping. 7.10 Scrapheap Challenge. 8.10 American Pickers. 9.00 Storage Hunters. 10.00 American Pickers.

1.00 Top Gear. 3.00 Sin City Motors. 4.00 Deadly 60 on a Mission. 5.00 Top Gear. 7.00 Don’t Say It, Bring It. 8.00 Dave Gorman: Modern Life Is Goodish.

9.00 QI XL. 10.00 Red Dwarf.

10.40 Zapped. 11.20 Live at the Apollo. 12.20 Mock the Week.

1.00 QI XL. 2.00 Room 101. 2.40 8 Out of 10 Cats. 3.10 Suits. 4.00 Home Shopping.

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TUESDAY, NovEmbEr 14 BBC 1

BBC 2

Breakfast TheHousingEnforcers HomesUndertheHammer GettingtheBuildersIn Fugitives BargainHunt (r) BBCNewsatOne;Weather ReportingScotland;Weather Doctors Impossible (r)Game show,hostedby Rick Edwards.

EscapetotheCountry RoyalRecipes FlogIt!(r) Pointless(r) BBCNewsatSix;Weather ReportingScotland;Weather

6.00 The Hairy Builder (r) 6.30 The Housing Enforcers (r) 7.15 Getting the Builders In (r) 8.00 Sign Zone: Great British Menu: The Finals (r) 9.00 Victoria Derbyshire 11.00 BBC Newsroom Live 12.00 Daily Politics 1.00 Permission Impossible: Britain’s Planners (r) 2.00 Live Tennis: ATP World Tour Finals Coverage of the afternoon session on day three from The O2 in London.

4.45 BobMonkhouse:TalkingComedy (r) 5.15 StreetAuction(r) 6.00 Eggheads 6.30 StrictlyComeDancing–ItTakes Two

7.00 TheOneShow 7.30 EastEnders Ben reels from his parents’revelation.Followedby BBC News 8.00 RiverCity Bob enjoys flashinghis stolen cash until heis caughtout.

9.00 TheAWord Joe startsat aspecialist school inManchester.

10.00 BBCNewsatTen 10.30 ReportingScotland;Weather Followedby National LotteryUpdate 10.45 HolbyCityOliver is determined to win funding for his chestwall reconstruction project.

11.45 SayingGoodbyeGrieving youngstersdiscusstheir experiences.

7.00 CelebrityAntiquesRoadTrip Brookside veteransRickyTomlinson and Michael Starkeembarkon the cross-country treasure-hunting challenge,kickingoff in Cheshire and headingfor auction in Southport.

8.00 MasterChef:TheProfessionals Six chefs faceassorted challenges, includingmaking a dishwith cod’s cheeks.

9.00 RickStein’sRoadtoMexicoThe cheftravelsthroughLAand intoSan Diego.

10.00 Motherland 10.30 NewsnightPresentedby EvanDavis.

11.10 Weather 11.15 NFLThisWeek

6.00 9.15 10.00 11.00 11.45 12.15 1.00 1.30 1.45 2.15 3.00 3.45 4.30 5.15 6.00 6.30

STV

CHANNEL 4

CHANNEL 5

6.20 7.35 9.00 10.05 11.00 12.00 12.05 1.05 2.10 3.00 4.00 5.00 5.30

6.00 9.15 11.15 12.10 12.15 1.10 1.15 1.45 2.15

7.00 EmmerdalePaddy spendsthe afternoon helping Rhona, but failsto noticehergrowingfeelings for him, just as sheremains blissfully ignorant of his secret relationship with Chas.

7.30 LiveInternationalFootball England vBrazil (Kick-off 8pm). Mark Pougatch presentscoverage ofthe friendly encounter, which takes place at WembleyStadium.

10.15 ITVNews;Weather 10.45 ScotlandTonight;Weather Analysis of the day’smain news stories.

11.20 WorldCupQualifierPlayoff Highlights

7.00 Channel4News 8.00 TheSecretLifeof4YearOlds Cameras follow playground friendships, romancesandrivalries, includingHarper,whoalready has several girlfriends, but hehas eyeson new girlAva. 9.00 GrandDesigns:HouseoftheYear KevinMcCloud looks at fivemore homesintherunningfor the RIBA Houseof theYear2017,andeach of thisselection features properties withawateryconnection.

10.00 Gogglebox (r) The households’ opinions onrecent TV. 11.05 8Outof10CatsDoesCountdown (r)

7.00 AllNewTrafficCops (r) Officersare led on achasethrough Bradford as theypursue acar stolenin Manchester byteenagers, while burglars who havebeen targeting pensionersare spotted inHalifax.

Followedby 5News Update 8.00 JoBrand’sCats&Kittens New series. Thepresenterfollowsteams who workto savethe nation’scats from harm.Followedby 5News 9.00 BenFogle:NewLivesintheWild The presenter meets a Brighton couple whobreedalpacas in Andalucia.

10.00 WhenMagicGoesHorriblyWrong (r) Illusionsthat went badly.

6.00 8.30 9.25 10.30 12.30 1.30 1.55 2.00 3.00 3.59 4.00 5.00 6.00 6.30

GoodMorningBritain Lorraine TheJeremyKyleShow ThisMorning LooseWomen ITVLunchtimeNews;Weather STVNews;Weather Dickinson’sRealDeal (r) David Dickinsonis in Edinburgh, where David Hakeney feels the pressure.

Tenable STVWeatherCentral TippingPoint(r) Gameshow,hosted byBen Shephard.

TheChase STVNewsatSix;Weather ITVEveningNews;Weather

TheKingofQueens(r) EverybodyLovesRaymond(r) Frasier (r) Ramsay’sHotelHell(r) UndercoverBossUSA (r) Channel4News ComeDinewithMe(r) MyKitchenRules Countdown APlaceintheSun:SummerSun(r) CoastvsCountry FourinaBed StephandDom’sOneStartoFive Star 6.00 TheSimpsons (r) 6.30 Hollyoaks Jamesis suspiciousof Ryan’sbehaviour.

3.10 5.00 5.30 6.00 6.30

Milkshake!

TheWrightStuff Can’tPay?We’llTakeItAway (r) 5NewsLunchtime TheHotelInspector (r) Access HomeandAway Neighbours NCIS:NewOrleans (r)Sebastian is forcedtoassist in aprisonbreak.

FILM:NaughtyorNice (2012) Festivefantasy,starring Hilarie Burton.

5Newsat5 Neighbours (r) HomeandAway(r) 5NewsTonight

12.45 Life and Death Row (r) 2.05 Weather for the Week Ahead 2.10 BBC News

12.05 Extreme Wives with Kate Humble (r) 1.05 Sign Zone: The Apprentice (r) 2.05 The Ganges with Sue Perkins (r) 3.05 This Is BBC Two

12.30 Teleshopping 1.30 After Midnight 3.00 ITV Nightscreen 4.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show (r) 5.00 Teleshopping

12.10 Music on 4: The Great Songwriters 1.05 Trump: An American Dream (r) 2.00 FILM: Finding Fanny (2014) Premiere. Comedy, starring Naseeruddin Shah. 3.50 Phil Spencer: Secret Agent (r) 4.45 Best of Both Worlds (r) 5.35 Countdown (r)

12.55 SuperCasino 3.10 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit (r) 4.00 My Mum’s Hotter Than Me! (r) 4.45 House Doctor (r) 5.10 House Busters (r) 5.35 Wildlife SOS (r)

Holbyy City, ty 10.45pm.

Rick Stein’s Road to Mexico, 9pm.

The Chase, 5pm.

Grand Designs: gn House of the Year, 9pm.

Ben Fogle: gl New Lives in the Wild,, 9pm.

BBC4

7.00 Beyond 100 Days. 7.30 Great Continental Railway Journeys. 8.00 Border Country: The Story of Britain’s Lost Middleland. 9.00 Operation Grand Canyon with Dan Snow.

10.00 Timeshift: Dial ’B’ for Britain: The Story of the Landline.

11.00 Maps: Power, Plunder and Possession. 12.00 Francesco’s Venice. 1.00 Border Country: The Story of Britain’s Lost Middleland.

2.00 Operation Grand Canyon with Dan Snow. 3.00 Timeshift: Dial ’B’ for Britain: The Story of the Landline. 4.00 Close.

ITV2

6.00 The Cube. 6.45 Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records.

7.10 Dinner Date. 8.00 Emmerdale. 8.30 Coronation Street. 9.30 The Ellen DeGeneres Show. 10.20 Dinner Date. 11.20 Dress to Impress. 12.20 Emmerdale. 12.50 Coronation

RADIO BBC RADIO 1 6.30 The Radio 1 Breakfast Show with Nick Grimshaw. 10.00 Clara Amfo. 12.45 Newsbeat. 1.00 Scott Mills. 4.00 Greg James. 5.45 Newsbeat. 6.00 Greg James. 7.00 Annie Mac. 9.00 The 8th with Charlie Sloth. 11.00 Huw Stephens. 1.00 Annie Nightingale.

3.00 BBC Radio 1 and 1Xtra’s Stories. 4.00 Early Breakfast with Adele Roberts.

BBC RADIO 2 5.00 Vanessa Feltz. 6.30 Chris Evans. 9.30 Ken Bruce. 12.00 Jeremy Vine. 2.00 Steve Wright in the Afternoon. 5.00 Simon Mayo.

7.00 Jamie Cullum. 8.00 Jo

Street. 1.50 The Ellen DeGeneres Show. 2.45 The Jeremy Kyle Show. 6.00 You’ve Been Framed!

Gold. 8.00 Two and a Half Men. 9.00 Family Guy. 10.55 American Dad! 11.55 Plebs. 12.55 Celebrity Showmance. 1.55 Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records.

2.25 Teleshopping. 5.55 ITV2 Nightscreen.

David Attenborough. 8.30 Send in the Dogs Australia. 9.00 The Dog Whisperer. 10.00 David Attenborough’s Conquest of the Skies. 11.00 Modern Family.

12.00 NCIS: Los Angeles. 1.00 Hawaii Five-0. 3.00 NCIS: Los Angeles. 4.00 Stargate SG-1.

5.00 The Simpsons. 5.30 Futurama. 6.30 The Simpsons.

8.00 The Flash. 9.00 Strike Back.

10.00 Sick Note. 10.30 The Simpsons. 11.30 A League of Their Own. 12.30 Road Wars.

1.00 The Force: North East. 2.00 Ross Kemp: Extreme World. 3.00 Brit Cops: War on Crime. 4.00 Stop, Search, Seize. 5.00 The Dog Whisperer.

News at 5. 6.00 Live Tennis: ATP World Tour Finals. 7.30 Live WCQ. 10.00 Live Grand Slam of Darts. 11.00 Sky Sports News.

1.00 Live WWE Late Night Smackdown. 3.00 Sky Sports News.

SKY CRICKET

6.00 Monkey Life. 7.00 Zoo Tales. 8.00 Micro Monsters with

6.00 Good Morning Sports Fans.

10.00 Premier League Daily.

11.00 Sky Sports Daily. 11.30 Sportswomen. 12.00 Live Tennis: ATP World Tour Finals. 4.00 Sky Sports News. 5.00 Sky Sports

6.00 Cricket’s Greatest. 7.00 Masterclass: Adam Gilchrist.

7.30 Masterclass: Daniel Vettori.

8.00 Masterclass: Curtly Ambrose. 8.30 Masterclass: Adam Gilchrist. 9.00 Masterclass: Sam Billings. 9.30 Cricket’s Greatest. 10.00 Masterclass: Adam Gilchrist.

10.30 Masterclass: Daniel Vettori.

11.00 Cricket’s Greatest Games.

12.00 Cricket’s Greatest. 2.00 How the 2012 ICC World T20 Was Won. 4.00 Cricket’s Greatest. 5.00 How the 2012 ICC World T20 Was Won. 7.00 The Best of Sky Cricket Zone. 8.00 How the 2012 ICC World T20

Whiley. 10.00 Bill Kenwright’s Golden Years. 11.00 Nigel Ogden: The Organist Entertains. 11.30 Listen to the Band. 12.00 Sounds of the 80s. 2.00 Radio 2’s Folk Playlist. 3.00 Radio 2 Playlist: 90s Hits. 4.00 Radio 2 Playlist: Wednesday Workout.

BBC RADIO 3 6.30 Breakfast. 9.00 Essential Classics. 12.00 Composer of the Week: Soviet Russia (1953-1991).

1.00 News. 1.02 Radio 3 Lunchtime Concert. 2.00 Afternoon Concert. 5.00 In Tune.

7.00 In Tune Mixtape. 7.30 Radio 3 in Concert. 10.00 Free Thinking.

10.45 The Essay: Ten Artists That Shook the World. 11.00 Late Junction. 12.30 Through the Night.

BBC RADIO 4 9.00 A Culture of Encounter. 9.45 (FM) Living with the Gods. 9.45 (LW) Daily Service. 10.00 Woman’s Hour. 11.00 Natural Histories.

11.30 A Call to Art. 12.00 News.

12.04 Home Front. 12.15 Call You and Yours. 12.57 Weather. 1.00 The World at One. 1.45 Book of the Week: The Dawn Watch. 2.00 The Archers. 2.15 Drama: The Interrogation. 3.00 Short Cuts.

3.30 Costing the Earth. 4.00 Law in Action. 4.30 A Good Read. 5.00 PM. 5.57 Weather. 6.00 Six O’Clock News. 6.30 Ed Reardon’s Week. 7.00 The Archers. 7.15 Front Row. 7.45 Living with the Gods. 8.00 File on 4. 8.40 In Touch. 9.00 All in the Mind. 9.30 A

Culture of Encounter. 10.00 The World Tonight. 10.45 Book at Bedtime: First Person. 11.00 Fred at the Stand. 11.30 Today in Parliament. 12.00 News and Weather. 12.30 Book of the Week: The Dawn Watch. 12.48 Shipping Forecast. 1.00 As BBC World Service. 5.20 Shipping Forecast.

BBC RADIO 5 LIVE 6.00 5 Live Breakfast. 10.00 5 Live Daily with Adrian Chiles. 1.00 Afternoon Edition. 4.00 5 Live Drive. 7.00 5 Live Sport. 8.00 5 Live Sport: International Football 2017-18. 10.00 5 Live Sport: 5 Live Football Social. 10.30 Phil Williams. 1.00 Up All Night.

CLASSIC FM 6.00 More Music Breakfast. 9.00

ITV3

6.00 Classic Coronation Street.

6.55 Heartbeat. 8.00 Wild at Heart. 9.00 Judge Judy. 10.20 Inspector Morse. 12.35 Wild at Heart. 1.40 Heartbeat. 2.40 Classic Coronation Street. 3.45 A Touch of Frost. 5.55 Heartbeat.

7.00 Murder, She Wrote. 8.00 Midsomer Murders. 10.00 Endeavour. 12.00 A Touch of Frost. 2.00 ITV3 Nightscreen.

2.30 Teleshopping.

SKY ONE

SKY MAIN EVENT

Was Won. 10.00 The Best of Sky Cricket Zone. 11.00 Cricket’s Greatest Games. 12.00 Cricket’s Greatest. 1.00 Cricket’s Greatest Games. 2.00 Cricket’s Greatest.

3.00 Masterclass: Adam Gilchrist. 3.30 Masterclass: Kevin Pietersen. 4.00 Masterclass: Curtly Ambrose. 4.30 Masterclass: Adam Gilchrist.

5.00 Cricket’s Greatest.

BT SPORT 1

6.00 The Football Archives: 1978/79. 6.30 The Football Archives: 1979/80. 7.00 The Football Archives: 1980/81. 7.30 The Football Archives: 1981/82.

8.00 DTM Review. 9.00 UEFA Champions League Magazine.

9.30 Maradona ’86. 10.00 The Myth of Garrincha. 10.30 The Opposition. 11.00 Moto3: Grand Prix of Valencia. 12.00 Moto2: Grand Prix of Valencia. 1.00 MotoGP: Grand Prix of Valencia.

2.00 MotoGP Chequered Flag.

John Suchet. 1.00 Anne-Marie Minhall. 5.00 Classic FM Drive.

7.00 Smooth Classics at Seven.

8.00 The Full Works Concert.

10.00 Smooth Classics. 1.00 Sam Pittis.

BBC RADIO SCOTLAND 6.00 Good Morning Scotland. 9.00 The Kaye Adams Programme.

12.00 John Beattie. 1.32 Time Travels. 2.00 Bulletin. 2.05 The Janice Forsyth Show. 4.00 Newsdrive. 6.30 (FM) Get It On with Bryan Burnett. 6.30 (MW) Sportsound. 7.30 (MW) Get It On with Bryan Burnett. 9.00 Bulletin. 9.05 Another Country with Ricky Ross. 11.00 Bulletin.

11.05 Roddy Hart. 1.00 As Radio 5 Live.

3.00 MotoGP Films: Head to Head. 4.15 The Football Archives: 1978/79. 4.45 The Football Archives: 1979/80. 5.15 The Football Archives: 1980/81. 5.45 The Football Archives: 1981/82.

6.15 MotoGP Catch-up Show.

6.30 Vanarama National League Highlights. 7.00 UEFA Champions League Magazine.

7.30 Live Emirates FA Cup. 10.00 Ceasefire Massacre. 10.30 DTM Review. 11.30 I Hate Christian Laettner. 1.00 Live NBA. 3.30 It’s Time.

BBC ALBA

5.35 Treud na Dluth-choille – Grad-Naidheachd. 5.40 Srath Sona. 5.45 Na Floogals. 6.00 Tree Fu Tom. 6.20 Ceistean Lara.

6.35 Sealgairean Spòrsail. 7.00 Tathadh. 7.25 Binneas – Na Trads. 7.30 Speaking Our Language. 7.55 Earrann Eachdraidh. 8.00 An Là. 8.30 Fuine. 9.00 Opry an Iúir. 9.55

Dhan Uisge. 10.00 Trusadh – Acair @40. 11.00 Togaidh Sinn Fonn. 11.25 Alleluia! 11.55 Close.

FILM4

11.00 The Tall T (1957). 12.40 Ice Cold in Alex (1958). 3.15 Hatari! (1962). 6.20 Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps (2010). 9.00 X-Men 2 (2003). 11.40 Phase IV (1973). 1.40 Fair Game (2010).

3.55 Close.

DAVE

9.00 Storage Hunters. 10.00 American Pickers. 12.00 Don’t Say It, Bring It. 1.00 Top Gear.

3.00 Sin City Motors. 4.00 Deadly 60 on a Mission. 5.00 Top Gear. 7.00 Don’t Say It, Bring It. 8.00 Taskmaster. 9.00 Live at the Apollo. 10.00 Dave Gorman: Modern Life Is Goodish. 11.00 Live at the Apollo. 12.00 Room 101. 12.40 Mock the Week. 1.20 QI. 2.00 Room 101. 2.40 8 Out of 10 Cats. 3.10 Suits. 4.00 Home Shopping.

Operation Grand Canyon with Dan Snow, BBC4, 9pm.

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BBC 2

Breakfast TheHousingEnforcers HomesUndertheHammer (r) GettingtheBuildersIn Fugitives BargainHunt (r) BBCNewsatOne;Weather ReportingScotland;Weather Doctors Impossible (r) Game show,hosted by Rick Edwards.

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6.00 The Hairy Builder (r) 6.30 The Housing Enforcers (r) 7.15 Getting the Builders In (r) 8.00 Sign Zone: Nigella: At My Table (r) 8.30 Caught Red Handed (r) 9.00 Victoria Derbyshire 11.00 BBC Newsroom Live 11.30 Daily Politics 1.00 Permission Impossible: Britain’s Planners (r) 2.00 Live Tennis: ATP World Tour Finals Coverage of the afternoon session on day four from The O2 in London.

4.45 FrankieHowerd:TalkingComedy (r) 5.15 StreetAuction (r) 6.00 Eggheads 6.30 StrictlyComeDancing–ItTakes Two

7.00 TheOneShow Topical stories, presented byAlex Jonesand Michael Ball. FollowedbyBBC News 8.00 DIYSOS:TheMillionPoundBuild forChildreninNeedThe team descend on Swansea to tackle one of their biggestchallenges to date.

9.00 TheApprentice 10.00 BBCNewsatTen 10.30 ReportingScotland;Weather Followedby National LotteryUpdate 10.40 ScotSquadNew series.The team are joined bynew recruitsMegan Squireand Andrea McGill.

11.10 AQuestionofSport 11.40 JuniorDoctors:Blood,Sweatand Tears

7.00 CelebrityAntiquesRoadTripWith ChesneyHawkes and Debbie McGee. 8.00 MasterChef:TheProfessionals The six chefshave to prepare and cookafresh pasta dishwithtiger prawns.

9.00 PeakyBlinders New series. Tommy receivesamysterious letter on ChristmasEve1925.

10.00 TheApprentice:You’reFired Interview with the show’sfreshly rejectedcandidate.

10.30 Newsnight 11.10 Weather 11.15 IrelandwithSimonReeve (r) Twopart programme exploringthe historyofIreland.

6.00 9.15 10.00 11.00 11.45 12.15 1.00 1.30 1.45 2.15 3.00 3.45 4.30 5.15 6.00 6.30

STV 6.00 8.30 9.25 10.30 12.30 1.30 1.55 2.00 3.00 3.59 4.00 5.00 6.00 6.30

CHANNEL 4

GoodMorningBritain Lorraine TheJeremyKyleShow ThisMorning LooseWomen ITVLunchtimeNews;Weather STVNews;Weather Dickinson’sRealDeal (r) From Harrogate, North Yorkshire.

Tenable STVWeatherCentral TippingPointGame show,hosted by Ben Shephard.

TheChase Quiz show,hosted by BradleyWalsh.

STVNewsatSix;Weather ITVEveningNews;Weather

7.00 EmmerdalePaddy and Chas decide thattheyneed totell the truth.

7.30 CoronationStreet Phelan fields tricky questions fromthe police.

8.00 Gino’sItalianCoastalEscape Gino D’Acamporeveals the hidden Tuscany.

8.30 CoronationStreet Nicola threatens all thatPhelan holdsdear.

9.00 GonetoPot:AmericanRoadTrip Christopher Biggins andBobby George are feelingtheeffects of over-indulgence.

10.00 ITVNewsatTen;Weather 10.30 ScotlandTonight;Weather 11.05 OnAssignment 11.40 Bear’sMission(r)

CHANNEL 5

6.20 7.35 9.00 10.05 11.00 12.00 12.05 1.05 2.10 3.00 4.00 5.00 5.30

6.00 9.15 11.15 12.10 12.15 1.05 1.15 1.45 2.15

7.00 Channel4News 8.00 TheSecretLifeoftheZoo New series.Black rhinoKitaniisdueto givebirth at Chester Zoo. 9.00 LifersBehindBars Exploring what it is liketo serve along-termprison sentence inBritain.

10.00 ManDown Dan takeshis BehaviouralUnit onahistorical school trip.

10.30 GregDavies:TheBackofMy Mum’sHead(r) Stand-up comedy withthe Man Down star.

11.35 999:What’sYourEmergency? (r) The impact ontheemergency servicesofthe rising number of homelesspeople.

7.00 100PerCentHotter:MakeMe Over New series. Twomothers receive makeovers.Followedby5 News Update 8.00 GPs:BehindClosedDoors A polio sufferer comes in with aseverely swollen ankle.Followedby 5News Update 9.00 BigFamilyValues:MoreKids ThanCash Afamilyof10from Essex receive some troublingfinancial news.

10.00 TheMoorsMurderersLeftMefor Dead Partone oftwo.Twomen recallbeing approachedby Ian Brady and MyraHindley as youngsters.

11.05 MurderontheInternet(r)

TheKingofQueens(r) EverybodyLovesRaymond (r) Frasier (r) Ramsay’sHotelHell(r) UndercoverBossUSA (r) Channel4News ComeDinewithMe (r) MyKitchenRules Countdown APlaceintheSun:SummerSun (r) CoastvsCountry FourinaBed StephandDom’sOneStartoFive Star 6.00 TheSimpsons (r) 6.30 Hollyoaks RyanandTegan make a public announcement.

3.15 5.00 5.30 6.00 6.30

Milkshake!

TheWrightStuff Can’tPay?We’llTakeItAway (r) 5NewsLunchtime TheHotelInspector(r) Access HomeandAway Neighbours NCIS (r) ANavy lieutenantis found dead atthe Pentagon.

FILM:ChristmasConfessions (2015)Premiere.Romance, starring Sarah Lancaster.

5Newsat5 Neighbours (r) HomeandAway (r) 5NewsTonight

12.10 The Week the Landlords Moved In (r) 1.10 Weather for the Week Ahead 1.15 BBC News

12.15 Sign Zone: Harry Potter: A History of Magic (r) 1.15 Eat Well for Less? (r) 2.15 This Is BBC Two

12.35 Teleshopping 1.35 After Midnight 2.35 Storage Hoarders (r) 3.25 ITV Nightscreen 4.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show (r) 5.30 Teleshopping

12.35 Pokerstars Championship 1.30 Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA (r) 2.20 FILM: To the Wonder (2012) Drama, starring Ben Affleck. 4.20 Grand Designs Australia (r) 5.15 Kirstie’s Fill Your House for Free (r) 5.35 Countdown (r)

12.05 The Body in the Lake: Countdown to Murder (r) 1.00 SuperCasino 3.10 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit (r) 4.00 My Mum’s Hotter Than Me! (r) 4.45 House Doctor (r) 5.10 Divine Designs (r) 5.35 Wildlife SOS (r)

A Question of Sport, Qu Sp t, 11.10pm.

The Apprentice: You’re Fired, Appr 10pm.

Emmerdale, 7pm.

Man Down, 10pm.

The Moors Murderers Left Me for Dead, 10pm.

BBC4

7.00 Beyond 100 Days. 7.30 Great Continental Railway Journeys. 8.00 Gods and Monsters: Homer’s Odyssey with Simon Armitage. Poet Simon Armitage explores Homer’s famous work. 9.00 Venus Uncovered: Ancient Goddess of Love. Bettany Hughes discovers the surprising roots and modern relevance of Venus. 10.00 Detectorists. 10.30 The League of Gentlemen. 11.00 Sleuths, Spies & Sorcerers: Andrew Marr’s Paperback Heroes. 12.00 Francesco’s Venice. 1.00 Gods and Monsters: Homer’s Odyssey with Simon Armitage. 2.00 The Genius of Turner: Painting the Industrial Revolution. 3.00 Venus Uncovered: Ancient Goddess of Love. 4.00 Close.

ITV2

6.00 The Cube. 6.45 Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records.

RADIO BBC RADIO 1 10.00 Clara Amfo. 12.45 Newsbeat. 1.00 Scott Mills. 4.00 Greg James. 5.45 Newsbeat. 6.00 Greg James. 7.00 Annie Mac. 9.00 The 8th with Charlie Sloth. 11.00 Huw Stephens. 1.00 Benji B. 3.00 BBC Radio 1 and 1Xtra’s Stories – Music By Numbers: The 1975.

BBC RADIO 2 5.00 Vanessa Feltz. 6.30 Chris Evans. 9.30 Ken Bruce. 12.00 Jeremy Vine. 2.00 Steve Wright in the Afternoon. 5.00 Simon Mayo.

7.00 The Folk Show with Mark Radcliffe. 8.00 Jo Whiley. 10.00 Night Fever: The Rise of the Bee Gees. 11.00 Marcus Mumford.

7.10 Dinner Date. 8.00 Emmerdale. 8.30 The Cube: Celebrity Special. 9.30 The Ellen DeGeneres Show. 10.20 Dinner Date. 11.20 Dress to Impress.

12.20 Emmerdale. 12.50 You’ve Been Framed! Top 100 Shockers.

1.50 The Ellen DeGeneres Show.

2.45 The Jeremy Kyle Show.

6.00 You’ve Been Framed! Gold.

8.00 Two and a Half Men. 9.00 Family Guy. 11.00 American Dad! 12.00 Ghosted. 12.30 The Keith Lemon Sketch Show. 1.30 Release the Hounds. 2.30 Teleshopping.

War. Racial tensions erupt when a black GI is suspected of murder.

10.00 Endeavour. 12.00 A Touch of Frost. 2.00 ITV3 Nightscreen.

2.30 Teleshopping.

SKY ONE

4.00 Stop, Search, Seize. 5.00 The Dog Whisperer.

SKY MAIN EVENT

6.00 Good Morning Sports Fans.

10.00 Premier League Daily.

11.00 Sky Sports Daily. 12.00 Live Tennis: ATP World Tour Finals. 4.00 Live: CSA T20 Challenge. 7.30 Live Grand Slam of Darts. Day five at the Wolverhampton Civic Hall. 11.00 Sky Sports News. 4.00 Live Test Cricket.

7.30 Cricket’s Greatest. 8.00 How the 2015 Ashes Were Won. A review of the five-match series.

10.00 Michael Holding: Whispering Death. 11.00 Cricket’s Greatest Games. 11.30 Masterclass: Brendon McCullum.

11.55 CSA T20 Challenge. 3.30 Masterclass: Sachin v Shane.

3.50 Live Test Cricket.

Premier League World. 7.00 Vanarama National League Highlights. 7.30 Live Emirates FA Cup. Action from the Emirates FA Cup. 10.00 International Football. 11.00 NBA Inside Stuff. 11.30 BT Sport Reload.

12.00 Live NBA Countdown. 1.00 Live NBA. 3.30 The Book of Manning.

5.00 Peppa. 5.10 Creag nam Buthaidean. 5.20 Oran le Fiona.

5.25 Ben & Hoilidh san Rioghachd Bhig. 5.40 Treud na Dluth-choille – Grad-Naidheachd.

5.50 Donnie Murdo. 6.05 Dragonan – Reis chun an iomaill.

6.30 Dè a-nis? 7.00 Turas a’ Bhradain. 7.30 Speaking Our Language. 7.55 Earrann Eachdraidh. 8.00 An Là. 8.30 Prosbaig. 9.00 Cunnart. 10.00 Fonn Fonn Fonn. 10.30 Horo Gheallaidh. 11.00 Air an Rathad – Eco-Friendly. 12.00 Close.

6.00 On the Buses. 6.25 Classic Coronation Street. 7.15 Heartbeat. 8.20 Wild at Heart.

9.15 Judge Judy. 10.35 A Touch of Frost. 12.40 Wild at Heart.

1.40 Heartbeat. 2.40 Classic Coronation Street. 3.45 A Touch of Frost. 5.55 Heartbeat. 7.00 Murder, She Wrote. 8.00 Foyle’s

6.00 Monkey Life. 7.00 Zoo Tales. 8.00 Micro Monsters with David Attenborough. 8.30 Send in the Dogs Australia. 9.00 The Dog Whisperer. 10.00 David Attenborough’s Conquest of the Skies. 11.00 Modern Family.

12.00 NCIS: Los Angeles. 1.00 Hawaii Five-0. 3.00 NCIS: Los Angeles. 4.00 Stargate SG-1.

5.00 The Simpsons. 5.30 Futurama. 6.30 The Simpsons.

8.00 DC’s Legends of Tomorrow.

9.00 Marvel’s Inhumans. 10.00 Bounty Hunters. 10.45 The Simpsons. 11.45 PL Greatest Games. 12.00 A League of Their Own. 1.00 The Force: North East.

2.00 Ross Kemp: Extreme World.

3.00 Brit Cops: War on Crime.

6.00 Cricket’s Greatest. 7.00 Masterclass: Brendon McCullum.

7.30 Masterclass: Sam Billings.

8.00 Masterclass: Flintoff & Key. 8.25 Masterclass: Jack Russell.

9.00 Cricket’s Greatest. 10.00 Masterclass: Brendon McCullum.

10.30 Masterclass: Sam Billings.

11.00 Cricket’s Greatest Games.

12.00 Cricket’s Greatest. 2.00 How the 2015 Ashes Were Won. 3.55 Live: CSA T20 Challenge.

5.00 Fishing: On The Bank. 6.00 The Football Archives: 1982/83.

6.30 The Football Archives: 1983/84. 7.00 International Football. 8.00 The Diplomat.

9.00 Let Them Wear Towels.

10.00 Anglo-Welsh Cup. 1.00 International Football. 2.00 Fishing: On The Bank. 3.00 The Football Archives: 1982/83. 3.30 The Football Archives: 1983/84.

4.00 The Football Archives: 1984/85. 4.30 British RallyCross Highlights. 5.30 BT Sport Reload.

6.00 The WRC Magazine. 6.30

12.00 Pick of the Pops. 2.00 Radio 2 Playlists: Country Playlist. 3.00 Radio 2 Playlist: Easy.

BBC RADIO 3 6.30 Breakfast. 9.00 Essential Classics. 12.00 Composer of the Week: Soviet Russia (1953-1991).

1.00 News. 1.02 Radio 3 Lunchtime Concert. 2.00 Afternoon Concert. 3.30 Choral Evensong. 4.30 New Generation Artists. 5.00 In Tune. 7.00 In Tune Mixtape. 7.30 Radio 3 in Concert. 10.00 Free Thinking.

10.45 The Essay: Ten Artists That Shook the World. 11.00 Late Junction. 12.30 Through the Night.

BBC RADIO 4 5.30 News Briefing. 5.43 Prayer for the Day. 5.45 Farming Today.

5.58 Tweet of the Day. 6.00 Today.

8.31 (LW) Yesterday in Parliament.

9.00 Only Artists. 9.30 Life Drawing. 9.45 (FM) Living with the Gods. 9.45 (LW) Daily Service.

10.00 Woman’s Hour. 10.55 The Listening Project. 11.00 The Confidence Trick. 11.30 It’s a Fair Cop. 12.00 News. 12.04 Home Front. 12.15 You and Yours. 12.57 Weather. 1.00 The World at One. 1.45 Book of the Week: The Dawn Watch. 2.00 The Archers. 2.15 Drama: The Interrogation. 3.00 Money Box Live. 3.30 All in the Mind. 4.00 Thinking Allowed. 4.30 The Media Show. 4.56 The Listening Project. 5.00 PM. 6.00 Six O’Clock News. 6.30 All Those Women. 7.00 The Archers. 7.15

Front Row. 7.45 Living with the Gods. 8.00 The Moral Maze. 8.45 Four Thought. 9.00 Costing the Earth. 9.30 Only Artists. 10.00 The World Tonight. 10.45 Book at Bedtime: First Person. 11.00 Lenny Henry: Rogue’s Gallery. 11.15 Yours Truly, Pierre Stone. 11.30 Today in Parliament. 11.55 The Listening Project. 12.00 News and Weather. 12.30 Book of the Week: The Dawn Watch. 12.48 Shipping Forecast. 1.00 As BBC World Service. 5.20 Shipping Forecast.

BBC RADIO 5 LIVE 6.00 5 Live Breakfast. 10.00 5 Live Daily with Emma Barnett.

1.00 Afternoon Edition. 4.00 5 Live Drive. 7.00 5 Live Sport. 7.30 5 Live Cricket: Greatest Ashes XI.

9.30 5 Live Cricket. 10.30 Phil Williams. 1.00 Up All Night.

CLASSIC FM 9.00 John Suchet. 1.00 Anne-Marie Minhall. 5.00 Classic FM Drive. 7.00 Smooth Classics at Seven. 8.00 The Full Works Concert. 10.00 Smooth Classics.

BBC RADIO SCOTLAND 9.00 The Kaye Adams Programme. 12.00 John Beattie.

1.32 Stark Talk. 2.00 Bulletin.

2.05 The Janice Forsyth Show.

4.00 Newsdrive. 6.30 (FM) Get It On with Bryan Burnett. 6.30 (MW) Sportsound. 7.30 (MW) Get It On with Bryan Burnett. 9.00 Bulletin.

9.05 Travelling Folk. 11.00 Bulletin. 11.05 Vic Galloway. 1.00 As Radio 5 Live.

ITV3

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SKY CRICKET

BT SPORT 1

BBC ALBA

FILM4

11.00 Ride Lonesome (1959).

12.30 Hanover Street (1979).

2.40 Flying Tigers (1942). 4.40 Two Rode Together (1961). 6.55 X-Men (2000). 9.00 Exodus: Gods and Kings (2014). Biblical epic, starring Christian Bale. 11.55 Transcendence (2014). 2.15 The Bunker (2016). 4.00 Close.

DAVE

7.10 Scrapheap Challenge. 8.10 American Pickers. 9.00 Storage Hunters. 10.00 American Pickers.

12.00 Don’t Say It, Bring It. 1.00 Top Gear. 3.00 Sin City Motors.

4.00 Deadly 60 on a Mission.

5.00 Top Gear. 7.00 Don’t Say It, Bring It. 8.00 James May’s Cars of the People. 9.00 Live at the Apollo. 10.00 Zapped. 10.40 Would I Lie to You? 11.20 QI. 12.00 Room 101. 12.40 Mock the Week. 1.20 QI. 2.00 Room 101.

2.40 8 Out of 10 Cats. 3.10 Suits.

4.00 Home Shopping.

Detectorists, BBC4, 10pm.

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THURSDAY, NovembeR 16 BBC 1 6.00 9.15 10.00 11.00 11.45 12.15 1.00 1.30 1.45 2.15 3.00 3.45 4.30 5.15 6.00 6.30

BBC 2

Breakfast TheHousingEnforcers HomesUndertheHammer GettingtheBuildersIn Fugitives BargainHunt(r) BBCNewsatOne;Weather ReportingScotland;Weather Doctors Impossible (r)Game show,hostedby Rick Edwards.

EscapetotheCountry(r) RoyalRecipes FlogIt!(r) Pointless(r) BBCNewsatSix;Weather ReportingScotland;Weather

7.00 TheOneShow Presented byAlex JonesandAmol Rajan.

7.30 EastEndersBen takesup Luke’s invitationto meethis father.

Followedby BBCNews 8.00 Room101(r)Highlightsandunseen materialfrom the series.

8.30 EastEndersIanhearsthatKathyis planningtoleave.

9.00 Love,Lies&Records New series.

Dramaabout the staffofaLeeds registeroffice,starring Ashley Jensen.

10.00 BBCNewsatTen 10.30 ReportingScotland;Weather 10.45 QuestionTime Topicaldebate.

11.45 ThisWeek

6.00 The Hairy Builder (r) 6.30 The Housing Enforcers (r) 7.15 Getting the Builders In (r) 8.00 Sign Zone: Council House Crackdown (r) 9.00 Victoria Derbyshire 11.00 BBC Newsroom Live 12.00 First Minister’s Questions 1.00 Permission Impossible: Britain’s Planners (r) 2.00 Live Tennis: ATP World Tour Finals Coverage of the afternoon session on day five from The O2 in London.

4.45 KenDodd:TalkingComedy(r) 5.15 StreetAuction(r) From Monmouthshire.

6.00 EggheadsQuiz show,hostedby Jeremy Vine.

6.30 StrictlyComeDancing–ItTakes Two 7.00 BritainAfloatThehistoryofpunts, from the bronzeagetothe modern day.

7.30 Timeline Thought-provoking stories and analysisfromacrossthe country.

8.00 MasterChef:TheProfessionals The quarter-finalistsdemonstrate theirknowledgeoffreshherbs.

9.00 Exodus:OurJourneyContinues Nazifa and her familymakeafinal attempttoreachGermany.Lastin the series.

10.00 MOTD:ThePremierLeagueShow Magazineprogramme.

10.30 Newsnight 11.10 Weather 11.15 IrelandwithSimonReeve (r)

STV

CHANNEL 4

6.00 8.30 9.25 10.30 12.30 1.30 1.55 2.00

GoodMorningBritain Lorraine TheJeremyKyleShow ThisMorning LooseWomen ITVLunchtimeNews;Weather STVNews;Weather Dickinson’sRealDeal (r) From Stalybridge,Greater Manchester.

3.00 Tenable 3.59 STVWeatherCentral 4.00 TippingPoint(r) Gameshow,hosted byBen Shephard.

5.00 TheChase Dominic, Joy,Chloe and Tebbycompeteinthe quiz.

6.00 STVNewsatSix;Weather 6.30 ITVEveningNews;Weather

7.00 EmmerdaleMoirasnaps underthe pressureofherresponsibilities.

7.30 AcidAttacks:HowScaredShould WeBe?TonightFionaFoster looks atthe rise inattacks using corrosive substances.

8.00 EmmerdalePollardfeels the pressure.

8.30 PaulO’Grady:FortheLoveof Dogs Paultriestocalm down an over-excited mongrel.

9.00 SerialKillerwithPiersMorgan The broadcaster meets Florida murdererMarkRiebe.

10.00 ITVNewsatTen;Weather 10.30 ScotlandTonight;Weather 11.05 TheChase (r)

CHANNEL 5

6.20 7.35 9.00 10.05 11.00 12.00 12.05 1.05 2.10 3.00 4.00 5.00 5.30

6.00 9.15 11.15 12.10 12.15 1.10 1.15 1.45 2.15

7.00 Channel4News 8.00 UglyHousetoLovelyHousewith GeorgeClarke Apair ofarchitects transforma1980sredbrick house thatstandsoutlikeasorethumb amongthegrandVictorian properties itsitsalongsideona prestigiousNottinghamestate.

9.00 Trump:AnAmericanDreamThe documentarychartsDonaldTrump’s businessdealings inthe 1980s,when he entered the casinobusiness,went onamassivespendingspreeand published The Artofthe Deal.

10.00 BritishWorkersWanted 11.05 Gogglebox (r) The households’ opinionsonrecent TV.

7.00 UK’sStrongestMan2017New series.Actionfromdayoneofthe quarter-finals,staged inBelfast.

Followedby 5News Update 8.00 Bargain-LovingBritsinBlackpool Twomendiscussthelocaldrag cabaret scene. Followedby 5News 9.00 TheKing’sCrossFire:6Hours ThatShockedBritainSurvivors, victims’familiesand emergency workersreflectonthe events surroundingthefirethatkilled31 peopleatthe London station on November18, 1987.

10.35 TheMurderofTiaSharp:My Daughter(r) The events surrounding thedeathofthe12-year-old in2012.

TheKingofQueens(r) EverybodyLovesRaymond (r) Frasier(r) Ramsay’sHotelHell(r) UndercoverBossUSA (r) Channel4News ComeDinewithMe(r) MyKitchenRules Countdown APlaceintheSun:SummerSun(r) CoastvsCountry FourinaBed StephandDom’sOneStartoFive Star 6.00 TheSimpsons (r) 6.30 Hollyoaks Tegan isconcerned about GrannyCampbellbeing back.

3.15 5.00 5.30 6.00 6.30

Milkshake!

TheWrightStuff Can’tPay?We’llTakeItAway (r) 5NewsLunchtime TheHotelInspector(r) Access HomeandAway Neighbours NCIS(r) Tony’sone-timeBaltimore PDpartnerismurdered.

FILM:AngelsandOrnaments (2014)Romanticfantasy,starring JessalynGilsig.

5Newsat5 Neighbours (r) HomeandAway(r) 5NewsTonight

12.30 Weather for the Week Ahead 12.35 BBC News

12.15 Sign Zone: Chris Packham: Asperger’s and Me (r) 1.15 This Farming Life (r) 2.15 This Is BBC Two

12.05 Teleshopping 1.05 After Midnight 2.35 Acid Attacks: How Scared Should We Be? Tonight (r) 3.00 ITV Nightscreen 4.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show (r) 5.00 Teleshopping

12.05 Random Acts 12.40 Lifers Behind Bars (r) 1.35 Angry, White and American (r) 2.30 Grand Designs: House of the Year (r) 3.25 The Great Housing Scandal: Channel 4 Dispatches (r) 3.55 Unreported World (r) 4.20 Best of Both Worlds (r) 5.15 Kirstie’s Fill Your House for Free (r)

12.00 SuperCasino 3.10 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit (r) 4.00 My Mum’s Hotter Than Me! 4.45 House Doctor (r) 5.10 Divine Designs (r) 5.35 Wildlife SOS (r)

Flog og It!,, 4.30pm.

MasterChef: The Professionals, 8pm.

Paul O’Grady: dy For the Love of Dogs, 8.30pm.

Ugly House to Lovely ly House with George Clarke, 8pm.

Bargain-Loving rg ng Brits in Blackpool, 8pm.

BBC4

7.00 Beyond 100 Days. 7.30 The Sky at Night. 8.00 SAS: Rogue Warriors. The history of the British Army special forces unit. 9.00 Ovid: The Poet and the Emperor.

Michael Wood explores the life, works and influence of the Roman poet. 10.00 Ovid from the RSC: The World’s Greatest Storyteller. 11.00 Handmade in Hull. 11.45 Francesco’s Venice.

12.45 SAS: Rogue Warriors. 1.45 Ovid: The Poet and the Emperor.

2.45 Ovid from the RSC: The World’s Greatest Storyteller. 3.45 Close.

ITV2

6.00 The Cube. 6.45 Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records.

7.10 Dinner Date. 8.00 Emmerdale. 8.30 Coronation Street. 9.30 The Ellen DeGeneres Show. 10.20 Dinner Date. 11.20 Dress to Impress. 12.20 Emmerdale. 12.50 Coronation

RADIO BBC RADIO 1 6.30 The Radio 1 Breakfast Show with Nick Grimshaw. 10.00 Clara Amfo. 12.45 Newsbeat. 1.00 Scott Mills. 4.00 Greg James. 5.45 Newsbeat. 6.00 Greg James. 7.00 Annie Mac. 9.00 The 8th with Charlie Sloth. 11.00 BBC Radio 1’s Residency. 12.00 BBC Radio 1’s Residency – Jessy Lanza. 1.00 Toddla T. 3.00 Radio 1’s Artist Takeover with. 4.00 Early Breakfast with Adele Roberts.

BBC RADIO 2 5.00 Vanessa Feltz. 6.30 Chris Evans. 9.30 Ken Bruce. 12.00 Jeremy Vine. 2.00 Steve Wright in the Afternoon. 5.00 Simon Mayo.

Street. 1.50 The Ellen DeGeneres Show. 2.45 The Jeremy Kyle Show. 6.00 You’ve Been Framed!

Gold. 7.00 You’ve Been Framed and Extreme! Trampoline tumbles and uncomfortable landings. 8.00 Two and a Half Men. 9.00 Family Guy. 10.00 Celebrity Juice. 10.50 Family Guy. 11.45 American Dad! 12.45 The Keith Lemon Sketch Show.

1.15 Release the Hounds. 2.15 Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records. 2.25 Teleshopping. 5.55 ITV2 Nightscreen.

10.00 Endeavour. 12.00 A Touch of Frost. 2.00 ITV3 Nightscreen.

2.30 Teleshopping.

SKY ONE

Extreme World. 3.00 Brit Cops: War on Crime. 4.00 Stop, Search, Seize. 5.00 The Dog Whisperer.

SKY MAIN EVENT

Cricket. 7.00 The Best of Sky Cricket Zone. A look at the best moments from the Sky Cricket Zone. 8.00 Test Cricket. India v Sri Lanka. 9.00 The Rainbow Nation. 9.30 Imran Khan. 10.00 Test Cricket. 11.00 Cricket’s Greatest Games. 12.00 Test Cricket. 1.00 Cricket’s Greatest Games. 2.00 Cricket’s Greatest.

2.30 Masterclass: Sachin v Shane. 2.50 Test Cricket. 3.50 Live Test Cricket.

6.00 Classic Coronation Street.

6.55 Heartbeat. 7.55 Wild at Heart. 9.00 Judge Judy. 10.25 A Touch of Frost. 12.35 Wild at Heart. 1.40 Heartbeat. 2.40 Classic Coronation Street. 3.50 A Touch of Frost. 5.50 Heartbeat.

6.55 Murder, She Wrote. 8.00 Foyle’s War. Foyle helps a man sentenced to hang for treason.

6.00 Monkey Life. 7.00 Zoo Tales. 8.00 Micro Monsters with David Attenborough. 8.30 Send in the Dogs Australia. 9.00 The Dog Whisperer. 9.30 Duck Quacks Don’t Echo. 10.00 David Attenborough’s Conquest of the Skies. 11.00 Modern Family.

12.00 NCIS: Los Angeles. 1.00 Hawaii Five-0. 3.00 NCIS: Los Angeles. 4.00 Stargate SG-1.

5.00 The Simpsons. 5.30 Futurama. 6.30 The Simpsons.

8.00 Arrow. Slade gets Oliver to help him track down his kidnapped son. 9.00 Living the Dream. The park’s septic tank explodes. 10.00 The Russell Howard Hour. 11.00 The Simpsons. 12.00 A League of Their Own. 1.00 The Force: North East. 2.00 Ross Kemp:

6.00 Live Test Cricket. 11.15 Masterclass: Kumar Sangakkara.

11.30 Cricket’s Greatest Games.

12.00 Cricket’s Greatest. 2.00 Test Cricket. 3.00 Masterclass: Wasim Akram. 3.30 Masterclass: Mahela Jayawardene. 4.00 Test Cricket. 5.00 How the Women’s 2013 Ashes Were Won. 6.00 Test

5.00 MotoGP Highlights. 6.00 Small Potatoes: Who Killed the USFL? 7.00 Silly Little Game.

8.00 The 16th Man. 9.00 The Price of Gold. 10.30 Slaying the Badger. 12.00 You Don’t Know Bo. 1.30 Tim Richmond: To the Limit. 2.30 Elway to Marino.

4.00 Kings Ransom. 5.00 Unmatched. 6.00 This is What They Want. 7.00 Free Spirits. The story of the American Basketball

7.00 Bob Harris Country. 8.00 Radio 2 in Concert. 10.00 The Radio 2 Arts Show with Jonathan Ross. 12.00 The Craig Charles House Party. 2.00 Radio 2’s Tracks of My Years Playlist. 3.00 Radio 2 Playlist: Have A Great Weekend.

BBC RADIO 3 6.30 Breakfast. 9.00 Essential Classics. 12.00 Composer of the Week: Soviet Russia (1953-1991).

1.00 News. 1.02 Radio 3 Lunchtime Concert. 2.00 Afternoon Concert. 5.00 In Tune.

6.00 News. 7.00 In Tune Mixtape.

7.30 Radio 3 in Concert. 10.00 Free Thinking. 10.45 The Essay: Ten Artists that Shook the World.

11.00 Late Junction. 12.30 Through the Night.

BBC RADIO 4 10.00 Woman’s Hour. 11.00 From Our Own Correspondent. 11.30 The Strange Case of the Arab Whodunnit. 12.00 News. 12.04 Home Front. 12.15 You and Yours.

12.57 Weather. 1.00 The World at One. 1.45 Book of the Week: The Dawn Watch. 2.00 The Archers.

2.15 Drama: The Rules of Palship.

3.00 Open Country. 3.27 Radio 4 Appeal. 3.30 Open Book. 4.00 The Film Programme. 4.30 BBC Inside Science. 5.00 PM. 5.57 Weather.

6.00 Six O’Clock News. 6.30 Alexei Sayle’s Imaginary Sandwich Bar. 7.00 The Archers. 7.15 Front Row. 7.45 Living with the Gods.

8.00 Law in Action. 8.30 The Bottom Line. 9.00 BBC Inside

Science. 9.30 In Our Time. 10.00 The World Tonight. 10.45 Book at Bedtime: First Person. 11.00 The Absolutely Radio Show. 11.30 Today in Parliament. 12.00 News and Weather. 12.30 Book of the Week: The Dawn Watch. 12.48 Shipping Forecast. 1.00 As BBC World Service. 5.20 Shipping Forecast.

BBC RADIO 5 LIVE 6.00 5 Live Breakfast. 10.00 5 Live Daily with Emma Barnett.

1.00 Afternoon Edition. 4.00 5 Live Drive. 7.00 5 Live Sport. 7.30 5 Live Sport: 5 Live Rugby. 9.00 5 Live Sport: 5 Live Rugby League.

9.30 5 Live Sport: 5 Live Tennis.

10.00 Question Time Extra Time.

1.00 Up All Night.

CLASSIC FM 1.00 Anne-Marie Minhall. 5.00 Classic FM Drive. 7.00 Smooth Classics at Seven. 8.00 The Full Works Concert. 10.00 Smooth Classics. 1.00 Jane Jones.

BBC RADIO SCOTLAND 9.00 The Kaye Adams Programme. 12.00 John Beattie including First Minister’s Questions.

1.32 The Kitchen Cafe. 2.00 Bulletin. 2.05 The Janice Forsyth Show. 4.00 Newsdrive. 6.30 (FM) Get It On with Bryan Burnett. 6.30 (MW) Sportsound. 7.30 (MW) Get It On with Bryan Burnett. 9.00 Bulletin. 9.05 The Quay Sessions with Roddy Hart. 11.00 Bulletin.

11.05 Natasha Raskin Sharp. 1.00 As Radio 5 Live.

ITV3

6.00 Live Test Cricket. 11.15 Live European Tour Golf. 1.00 Live Tennis: ATP World Tour Finals.

4.00 Sky Sports News. 5.00 Sky Sports News at 5. 6.00 Sky Sports News at 6. 7.00 Live Grand Slam of Darts. Day six at the Wolverhampton Civic Hall.

11.00 Sky Sports News. 12.00 EFL Matters. 12.30 Live NFL. 4.45 Live Test Cricket.

SKY CRICKET

BT SPORT 1

Association team Spirits of St Louis. 8.00 The Clare Balding Show. 9.00 Fishing: On The Bank.

10.00 Premier League Match Pack. 10.30 Bundesliga Special.

11.00 Speedway GP: Season Review. 1.00 Live NBA. 3.30 Bundesliga Weekly. 4.00 No Limits.

2.45 The Black Knight (1954).

4.30 The Black Shield of Falworth (1954). 6.35 Charlotte Gray (2001). 9.00 Kingsman: The Secret Service (2015). Action comedy, starring Colin Firth.

11.35 The Grandmaster (2013).

1.45 The Guard (2011). 3.40 Close.

5.00 Leugh le Linda. 5.20 Pincidh Dincidh Dù. 5.35 Blàrag a’ Bhò.

5.45 Srath Sona. 5.55 Tree Fu Tom. 6.15 Ceistean Lara. 6.30 Dè a-nis? 7.00 Tathadh. 7.25 Binneas – Na Trads. 7.30 Speaking Our Language. 7.55 Earrann Eachdraidh. 8.00 An Là.

8.30 Eòrpa. 9.00 Gillean Grinn.

10.00 Feis Chiuil Thiriodh. 10.30 JFK – Na Laithean Mora. 11.15 Ceòl bho Perthshire Amber. 11.25 Fonn Fonn Fonn. 11.55 Close.

6.00 Home Shopping. 7.10 Scrapheap Challenge. 8.10 American Pickers. 9.00 Storage Hunters. 10.00 American Pickers.

12.00 Don’t Say It, Bring It. 1.00 Top Gear. 3.00 Sin City Motors.

4.00 Deadly 60 on a Mission.

5.00 Top Gear. 7.00 Don’t Say It, Bring It. 8.00 QI XL. 9.00 Red Dwarf. 9.40 Zapped. 10.20 Red Dwarf. 11.40 Room 101. 12.20 Mock the Week. 1.00 QI. 1.40 Room 101. 2.20 Red Dwarf. 3.00 Zapped. 3.35 The Indestructibles. 4.00 Home Shopping.

BBC ALBA

FILM4

11.00 Indiscreet (1958). 1.05 The Stranger Wore a Gun (1953).

DAVE

Handmade in Hull, BBC4, 11pm.

Saturday, November 11, 2017

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FRIDAY, NovembeR 17 BBC 1

BBC 2

Breakfast TheHousingEnforcers HomesUndertheHammer(r) GettingtheBuildersIn Fugitives BargainHunt BBCNewsatOne;Weather ReportingScotland;Weather Doctors Impossible (r)Game show,hosted by Rick Edwards.

EscapetotheCountry(r) RoyalRecipes FlogIt! Pointless(r) BBCNewsatSix;Weather ReportingScotland;Weather

6.00 The Hairy Builder (r) 6.30 The Housing Enforcers (r) 7.15 Getting the Builders In (r) 8.00 Sign Zone: Gardeners’ World (r) 9.00 Victoria Derbyshire 11.00 BBC Newsroom Live 12.00 Daily Politics 1.00 Rugby League World Cup 2.00 Live Tennis: ATP World Tour Finals Coverage of the afternoon session on day six from The O2 in London.

4.45 KennethWilliams:Talking Comedy(r) 5.15 StreetAuction (r) Raisingfundsfor adeserving memberofalocal community.

6.00 StrictlyComeDancing–ItTakes Two Analysisofthe couples’ progress.

7.00 TheOneShow:ChildreninNeed Special 7.30 ChildreninNeed2017 TessDaly, AdeAdepitan,GrahamNorton and Mel Giedroycintroduce the BBC’s annual appeal night. Includes reportsfromScotland at7.45,8.50 and 9.25.

10.00 BBCNewsatTen 10.25 ReportingScotland;Weather Followedby National LotteryUpdate 10.40 ChildreninNeed2017Marvinand RochelleHumesco-host, joined by guestsincluding Rita Ora,Ore Oduba, Michael McIntyre and Jason Derulo, as the entertainment extravaganza continues.

7.00 CelebrityAntiquesRoadTrip StrictlyComeDancing 2016 champions Ore Oduba andJoanne Cliftoncompete.

8.00 Mastermind 8.30 OnlyConnect The Wanderersand Inquisitorsreturn forthisroundtwo game.

9.00 ExtremeWiveswithKateHumble InJerusalem, Kate accessesthe intenselyprivateultra-orthodox Haredim.

10.00 WeakestLinkCelebritySpecial forChildreninNeed 10.40 Newsnight 11.10 Weather 11.15 Snowfall(r)

6.00 9.15 10.00 11.00 11.45 12.15 1.00 1.30 1.45 2.15 3.00 3.45 4.30 5.15 6.00 6.30

STV 6.00 8.30 9.25 10.30 12.30 1.30 1.55 2.00 3.00 3.59 4.00 5.00 6.00 6.30

CHANNEL 4

GoodMorningBritain Lorraine TheJeremyKyleShow ThisMorning LooseWomen ITVLunchtimeNews;Weather STVNews;Weather Dickinson’sRealDeal (r) Items brought for valuationin Clitheroe, Lancashire.

Tenable STVWeatherCentral TippingPoint(r)Game show,hosted byBen Shephard.

TheChase STVNewsatSix;Weather ITVEveningNews;Weather

7.00 EmmerdaleCain reflects onhis childhood.

7.30 CoronationStreetRanaspendsher weddingdaythinkingofKate.

8.00 ElaineCSmith’sBurdzEyeView New series.Documentaryfollowing the comedienneontour.

8.30 CoronationStreetAnnatellsGary aboutPhelan’slatestblackmail.

9.00 GonetoPot:AmericanRoadTrip The celebritiesexplore alegalised marijuanafarm inColorado. Lastin the series.

10.00 ITVNewsatTen;Weather 10.30 STVNewsCentral;Weather 10.40 FILM:TheChroniclesofRiddick (2004)

6.20 7.35 9.00 10.05 11.00 12.00 12.05 1.05 2.10 3.00 4.00 5.00 5.30

TheKingofQueens(r) EverybodyLovesRaymond(r) Frasier(r) Ramsay’sHotelHell(r) UndercoverBossUSA(r) Channel4News ComeDinewithMe (r) MyKitchenRules Countdown APlaceintheSun:SummerSun(r) CoastvsCountry FourinaBed StephandDom’sOneStartoFive Star 6.00 TheSimpsons (r) 6.30 Hollyoaks Louis turnsto Leela for helpand Joelgetsashock.

7.00 Channel4News 7.30 UnreportedWorldThe treatment ofyoungprisonersinAustralia.Last intheseries.

8.00 FoodUnwrapped:Supermarket SpecialAlook atwhytheprices of somefoodshas risensomuchover the lastyear,andhowthe latest technology canhelp customersstay ahead ofthe supermarketpricing game.

9.00 Gogglebox Thehouseholds’ opinionsonrecent TV. 10.00 TheLastLegComicreviewofthe significantmomentsofthepast sevendays.

11.05 FirstDates (r)

CHANNEL 5 6.00 9.15 11.15 12.10 12.15 1.10 1.15 1.45 2.15 3.10 5.00 5.30 6.00 6.30

Milkshake!

TheWrightStuff Can’tPay?We’llTakeItAway (r) 5NewsLunchtime GPs:BehindClosedDoors(r) Access HomeandAway Neighbours NCIS(r) Amember oftheNCIS team istargeted.

FILM:CrazyforChristmas(2005) Familydrama,starringAndrea Roth.

5Newsat5 Neighbours (r) Yashvilearnswhois making falsecomplaints about Jack.

HomeandAway(r) 5NewsTonight

7.00 TheGadgetShowCraig Charles, Jon Bentley,Ortis Deleyand Georgie Barrattakearoadtrip from BirminghamtoWeston-super-Mare, Somerset, samplingarange of gadgets ontheroute. Followedby5 News Update 8.00 TheWorld’sGreatestBridgesNew York’sBrooklynBridge.Followedby 5 News Update 9.00 EightDaysThatMadeRome: Rome’sFirstEmperor Octavian’s theftofMark Antony’swill.

10.00 BogBodiesSecretsRevealed 11.05 Hitler’sDeath:ASecret Conspiracy(r)Thefate of the Nazi leader.

12.30 DIY SOS: The Million Pound Build for Children in Need (r) 1.30 Children in Need Rocks the 80s (r) 3.00 Weather for the Week Ahead 3.05 BBC News

12.00 Sign Zone: Student Loan Scandal – Panorama (r) 12.30 Louis Theroux: Talking to Anorexia (r) 1.30 Army: Behind the New Frontlines (r) 2.30 This Is BBC Two

12.45 Teleshopping 1.45 After Midnight 3.15 ITV Nightscreen 4.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show (r) 5.00 Teleshopping 5.30 Teleshopping

12.10 The Simpsons (r) 12.40 The Simpsons (r) 1.05 FILM: Your Highness (2011) Fantasy comedy, starring Danny McBride. 2.50 Humans (r) 3.45 Man Down (r) 4.15 Location, Location, Location (r) 5.10 Kirstie’s Fill Your House for Free (r) 5.20 Draw It! (r) 5.45 Mobil 1 The Grid

12.00 SuperCasino 3.10 When Calls the Heart 4.30 Access 4.45 House Doctor (r) 5.10 Divine Designs (r) 5.35 Wildlife SOS (r)

Pointless, 5.15pm.

Weakest Link Celebrity ty Special pe for Children …

10pm.

Emmerdale, 7pm.

Unreported po World,, 7.30pm.

The World’s Greatest Bridges, dg , 8pm.

BBC4

7.00 World News Today. 7.30 The Good Old Days. 8.20 Top of the Pops: 1984. 8.50 Top of the Pops 1978: Big Hits. Including appearances by Ian Dury, Elvis Costello, Blondie and Kate Bush.

9.50 Gregory Porter’s Popular Voices. New series. The soul and jazz star explores popular music’s most magnificent voices. 10.50 Showstoppers at the BBC. 11.50 Van Morrison Live at Eden. 12.45 Top of the Pops: 1984. 1.20 Top of the Pops 1978: Big Hits. 2.20 Gregory Porter’s Popular Voices.

3.20 Close.

ITV2

6.00 The Cube. 6.45 Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records.

7.10 Dinner Date. 8.00 Emmerdale. 9.00 Planet’s Got Talent. 9.30 The Ellen DeGeneres Show. 10.20 Dinner Date. 11.20 Dress to Impress. 12.20 Emmerdale. 1.20 Planet’s Got

RADIO BBC RADIO 1 10.00 Clara Amfo. 12.45 Newsbeat. 1.00 Scott Mills. 4.00 The Official Chart with Greg James. 5.45 Newsbeat. 6.00 Radio 1’s Dance Anthems with Greg James. 7.00 Annie Mac. 9.00 Pete Tong. 11.00 Danny Howard.

1.00 B.Traits.

BBC RADIO 2 5.00 Vanessa Feltz. 6.30 Sara Cox. 9.30 Ken Bruce. 12.00 Jeremy Vine. 2.00 Steve Wright in the Afternoon. 5.00 Simon Mayo. 7.00 Tony Blackburn’s Golden Hour.

8.00 Friday Night Is Music Night.

10.00 Sounds of the 80s. 12.00 Anneka Rice: The Happening. 2.00

Talent. 1.50 The Ellen DeGeneres Show. 2.45 The Jeremy Kyle Show. 6.00 You’ve Been Framed!

Gold. 7.00 You’ve Been Framed and Famous! Celebrity lookalike clips, with Harry Hill. 8.00 Two and a Half Men. 9.00 Family Guy. 11.00 American Dad! 12.00 Ghosted. 12.30 The Keith Lemon Sketch Show: Best Of. 1.00 Plebs.

2.05 Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records. 2.30 Teleshopping.

10.00 Endeavour. 12.00 Mr Selfridge. 1.05 FILM: Chicago (2002). 2.10 FYI Daily. 2.15 FILM: Chicago (2002). 3.05 A Touch of Frost. 4.50 Judge Judy.

5.30 ITV3 Nightscreen.

SKY ONE

World. 3.00 Brit Cops: War on Crime. 4.00 Stop, Search, Seize.

5.00 The Dog Whisperer.

SKY MAIN EVENT

6.00 Live Test Cricket. 11.15 Live European Tour Golf. 1.00 Live Tennis: ATP World Tour Finals.

4.00 Live: CSA T20 Challenge.

7.30 Live EFL. Preston North End v Bolton Wanderers (Kick-off 7.45pm). 10.00 The Debate.

11.00 Sky Sports News. 4.00 Live Test Cricket.

Nation. 9.30 Imran Khan. 10.00 Test Cricket. 11.00 Cricket’s Greatest Games. 12.00 Test Cricket. 1.00 Cricket’s Greatest Games. 2.00 Cricket’s Greatest.

2.30 Masterclass: Virat Kohli.

2.50 Test Cricket. 3.50 Live Test Cricket.

6.00 On the Buses. 6.25 Classic Coronation Street. 7.15 Heartbeat. 8.15 Wild at Heart.

9.10 Judge Judy. 10.35 A Touch of Frost. 12.40 Wild at Heart.

1.40 Heartbeat. 2.40 Classic Coronation Street. 3.45 A Touch of Frost. 6.00 Heartbeat. 7.00 Murder, She Wrote. A blind record producer is suspected of murder.

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| TRAVEL A child-free get-together with girlfriends being well overdue, my pals and i headed off to Wemyss Bay, on the firth of clyde for a few days, with our bicycles and walking boots packed.

Overlooking the Isles of Bute and Arran, and surrounded by the woodland trails and moorlands of Muirshiel Country Park, Parkdean Holiday Park looked like the perfect base for us to explore the countryside.

Arriving in torrential rain, we soon settled in to our caravan. At this point, I had to banish all my preconceptions of caravans being “compact” and cold. This was a big space, with three bedrooms and a comfortable lounge area to just hang out. There was more than enough room for the four of us.

Caravan parks are different to my notion, too. Parkdean has a fantastic range of facilities, from a modern sauna to a great pool, fit for families and those who just want to put in a few lengths. The park even boasts a bar/restaurant for those not wanting to do their own cooking or seeking an evening drink.

discoVERing dELighTs of fiRTh of cLydE Back in the caravan we listened to the rain and wondered if we were The firth of clyde facing a few days of soggy Scottish weather. But it soon cleared and, has a wealth once it did, our spirits were lifted of attractions by the spectacular views. to offer, So it was on with the walking boots including lovely and an enjoyable evening stroll walking and through the lush, green forest cycling routes paths along the Clyde Coastal Path, finishing off with a glass of wine on and a warm the veranda admiring the views welcome, as from our home-from-home for the KATh flAnnery next few days. discovered We started off the next morning during a stay with a swim and a sauna in the at Parkdean’s Parkdean Holiday Park’s excellent Wemyss Bay facilities, followed by coffee in the holiday Park restaurant, where we planned our cycle route for the day.

The plan was to ease ourselves gently into our daily cycle rides with a short eight-mile cycle through Muirshiel Country Park to Loch Thom. We should maybe have researched that a little better before we embarked on what turned out to be a pretty tough ride over the Kelly Cut, where the path became almost non-existent at times. But the views across the rugged moorlands were stunning, making it well worth the effort.

We soon arrived at Loch Thom and the friendly wee cafe at Ardgowan Fishery for a well-needed hot A stunning: chocolate. Taking the easier route ThE ViEw fRom from here we arrived back at Parkdean in time to reward PArKdeAn hoLidAy pARk ourselves with a relaxing float in

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the pool before a hearty meal at the park’s restaurant.

Up early the next day for a quick dip in the pool, and then, on recommendation of our friendly cafe owner the previous day, we decided to check out the island of Cumbrae, a short ferry ride from the charming coastal town of Largs.

After a bag of chips and a stroll along the promenade we boarded the ferry with our bikes hoping the heavy mist around us would lift. We weren’t disappointed. As we arrived, so did the sunshine and we set off on a lovely cycle

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all the more spectacular by the glorious sunshine and blue skies.

With wild flowers putting on a colourful display along the roadside, oystercatchers nesting on the rocky coastline nearby and some of the most beautiful sandy beaches I’ve ever seen, this was a pleasant contrast to our tough ride the day before and I can see why it’s fondly referred to by some as ‘The Jewel in the Clyde’.

Our final day arrived and we finished off with another island, this time over to Bute, catching the ferry just down the hill from the holiday park.

The ferry port and railway station at Wemyss Bay is a charming A-listed building, with streams of

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coast we found the more secluded Scalpsie Bay with its spectacular viewpoints perfect for taking in the scenery and wildlife, where we sat and watched seals basking on the nearby rocks. After another day of cycling in gorgeous sunshine, enjoying how beautiful Scotland can be when the sun makes an appearance, we were all in need of a cold drink! Did I mention that Wemyss Bay railway station also has a pub?

A cosy little olde worlde and very friendly bar, the perfect place to end our day trip before heading up the hill to our comfy caravan.

We were all in agreement that our caravan in Wemyss Bay was perfect for chilling out and enjoying the beautiful surroundings and we’ll definitely be back again, and might even bring the kids next time.

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light shining through the sweeping glazed roof.

Enjoying another beautiful ferry crossing, we were lucky to see dolphins as they swam alongside us and again arrived to sunshine and blue skies.

The Isle of Bute provided us with another beautiful cycle ride and, pedalling along the West Island Way, we admired the views of Arran in the distance, stopping to enjoy a rest and an ice cream on the long sandy beach of Ettrick Bay. Cycling further around the

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5. THE STRATFORDupON-AVON cANAL The couple’s route started at Kingswood Junction and ended at Stratford-upon-Avon, although you can go north to Kings Norton where it meets the Worcestershire and Birmingham canal.

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a SHOrT STOrY Becky shook her head when her hairdresser sat her down and suggested she ought to go blonde.

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“no, i don’t think so,” she said, peering in the mirror and wishing she didn’t look so old. “i’m a bit long in the tooth for something drastic like that.” “of course you’re not.” craig stood behind her, running his fingers through her brown tinted hair. “blonde hair would suit you, becky, and you looked really down when you came in, so i thought a change might cheer you up.” “it would take more than that. i still haven’t got another job, craig. i’m too old for everything.” craig frowned. “you’re not that old.” “no, i’m only 43,” becky whispered so all the young hairdressers in the salon couldn’t hear, “but i feel as if i’ve got one foot in the grave. i went for a telesales job yesterday and all the other applicants looked about 14 —and my experience didn’t seem to count for anything! i answered the phone in an office for years, but i didn’t even get a second interview!” “but it can’t have been because of your age.” “oh, i think it was.” becky broke into a wry grin. “and apparently i’m much too old to train as a fighter pilot now.”

“Well, the uniform wouldn’t suit you anyway.” craig shrugged. “you need a job in another shop.” “i know, but the only shop with vacancies is that trendy boutique in the precinct. When i went in, they had loud music blaring. i couldn’t cope with that.” “i’m surprised you could hear it, what with you being so old!”

I CaN’T gO BLONde! is a change of colour a step too far for Becky ... or is it a fresh start on a new path?

“oh, there’s nothing wrong with my ears,” becky assured him with a smile. “but there’s no way i could work there, craig. The atmosphere’s really horrible. nobody asked if i needed any help. When i worked in a shop, i made the customers feel special, but i felt invisible in there. i felt like a total frump, too!” “so go blonde,” craig said,

taking a swatch of hair from a cupboard. “ash blonde. What do you think?” becky took the swatch from him and stared at it. “it’s lovely, but i’d have to have my roots done more often if i went blonde and i couldn’t afford that because i haven’t got a job.” “ok, we’ll stick to brown,” craig said. The phone over on the desk started to ring. “sorry, i’d

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better answer that.” becky nodded, watching him rushing over to the desk. she was quite used to craig dashing off during her appointments. he owned the salon, so he had to answer the phone and greet clients as well as doing hair. he was always racing around, but he still managed to make her feel welcome and relaxed, and she loved her appointments at the salon. it felt good to be pampered, but it was amazing that craig managed to cope, she thought, as she watched him put the phone down and rush round the desk to take an elderly woman’s coat. “you seem to be very busy lately,” she observed when he returned. “yes, it’s the recession. People always go to the hairdressers more when things are gloomy.” “really?” really,” craig replied as the phone rang again. “listen, would you go blonde if you got staff rates?” becky looked puzzled. “staff rates?” she echoed. “yeah — i can’t cope!” craig exclaimed, nodding towards the phone. “i need a receptionist but i never get a spare minute to advertise for one.” a receptionist?” becky repeated, her eyes lighting up. “yes, somebody who can make clients feel special. and who’s good on the phone.” “and somebody who looks good.” craig grinned. “yeah — i wouldn’t want a frump.” “right, i’ll go for the ash blonde then!” becky grinned, peering in the mirror. it was funny, but she suddenly looked much younger — and she’d look younger still once she’d gone blonde. a By susan Wright

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