Jokers Wild

GREAT SIGNS WITH MIXES MESSAGES .....

In A Laundromat - Automatic Washing Machines: Please Remove All Your Clothes When The Light Goes Out

In An Office - Will The Person Who Took The Step Ladder Yesterday Please Bring It Back Or Further Steps Will Be Taken

Outside A 2nd Hand Shop - We Exchange Anything...Bicycles, Stoves, Skate Boards, Etc. Why Not Bring Your Wife Along & Get A Wonderful Bargain?

Notice In Health Food Shop Window - Closed Due To Entire Staff Being Sick

Seen During A Conference - For Anyone Who Has Children & Doesn’t Know It, There Is A Day Care On The 1st Floor

Notice In A Farmer’s Field - The Farmer Allows Walkers To Cross The Field For Free, But The Bull Charges first day driving a cab. I’ve been driving a hearse for

Message On A Leaflet - If You Can Not Read, This Leaflet Will Tell You How To Get Free Lessons

On A Repair Shop Door - We Can Repair Anything. (Please Knock Hard On The Door - The Bell Is Currently Broke)

These Headlines Were In Various Local Papers: Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife Hospitals Are Sued By 7 Foot Doctors Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead Astronaut Takes Blame For Gas In Spacecraft Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over It would be cool to petition to have Barbara Walters on the New Year’s ball drop next year just so she can proclaim, ‘I’m Barbara Walters and this is 2020.’

A Singles Ad that appeared in the Atlanta Journal: Single black female seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I’m a very good looking girl that loves to party and adores long walks in the woods, camping, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, fishing, and cozy winter nights lying by the fire. Also loves candlelight dinners and will have me eating out of your hand. I’ll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me. Call: xxx-xxx-xxxx and ask for Daisy. Over 15,000 men found themselves talking to the Atlanta Humane Society about an 8 week old black Labrador Retriever.

I was visiting my daughter last night when I asked if I could borrow a newspaper. ‘This is the 21st century, Mom....we don’t waste money on newspapers. Here, use my iPad.’ I can tell you this....that dang fly never knew what him!

How to please a woman: Love Her Die for her Take her to dinner several times a week Buy her jewelry Actually listen to what she has to say How to please a man: Show up naked Bring beer “Putter” and all his golfing buddies are standing on

So Lil’ Johnny comes home with a note from the teacher and gives it to his Mom to read. She reads it and looks at Lil’ Johnny in the most shocked way that he’d ever seen. He says, “Mom, I don’t know what that note says but honestly, the Teacher has all want to finish up and grab a drink”. been in 5th grade for 16 years so there’s gotta’ be some kinda’ issue going on there don’t you think?’