The Waffle Theory

T H E W A F F L E T H E O R Y

By Devon Pascal–Seward

What happens when fans of the NBC hit TV show ‘Heroes’ become obsessed with the European delicacy known as the ‘waffle’? You get...

The Waffle Theory

The Waff le Theory

The Theories

Waffles are part of a conspiracy to take over the world.

The Reasons

Waffles appear in quite a number of places.

Ads for waffles, waffle makers, and restaurants known for waffles have even been known to appear on this very page. See for yourself.

Coincidence?

– McDonalds and Starbucks are everywhere, but they’re not after world domination.

McDonald’s doesn’t serve waffles. As for Starbucks, opinion is divided as to their ultimate intentions for the world.

Kaito is opposed to them, and is also, possibly, opposed to Linderman’s actions. Perhaps he said he would not like waffles because he knows that Linderman is somehow

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using them to influence the population.

– Waffles aren’t evil.

However, experts have reached the consensus that waffles are corrupted by evil.

– Said experts have been exposed as operatives of the International House of Pancakes.

The deadly biological weapon Northrax smells like maple syrup.

Waffles taking over the world wouldn’t be such a bad thing would it?

I’ll say.

– Some people like pancakes so waffles have to get rid of pancakes first.

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The Waffle Theory

This might also explain why Charlie works at Burnt Toast Diner – she can get free waffles to strengthen her enhanced memory.

Her power got her killed.

She didn't know it was going to happen.

Waffles augment evolved humans’ powers.

The power of waffles might be the reason Sylar takes the precaution of freezing James Walker before removing his brain. He could have mistakenly thought the latter was eating a waffle.

This is true as Sylar could smell waffles. Molly ate all the waffles for herself (leaving James with breakfast cereal) which augmented her power.

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Nearly all manifestations, whether in present–time or hundreds of years ago,

occurred right after an eclipse. And what shape is an eclipse... WAFFLE–shaped!

Possibly the eclipses haven't involved the moon at all. It could be a giant waffle getting between the sun and the earth, and thus using solar power to augment its own abilities. Thus it manages to magnify and awaken people's abilities all over the world, rather than just the people eating waffles at the time. – Waffles are traditionally square in shape.

But round waffles are tastier.

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Hiro admits having eaten waffles, and likes them. His father has admitted to not eating waffles, and doesn't like them.

Everyone loves waffles.

–This is a matter of opinion.

Waffles are tasty.

There are some who feel waffles aren't tasty.

Yeah, ne'er–do–wells like Sylar, Arthur Petrelli, and Larry Storch.

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Muffins suppress the augmentative effect of waffles.

Muffin backing within the Bennet household is likely part of Mr. Bennet's plan to conceal Claire from the Company.

– When West and Claire discuss their abilities, Claire says she still feels pain.

– When Claire reached down the sink to grab her ring and had her hand cut up, her face showed a very pained expression.

– HEY! Muffins are tasty!

(Just like waffles!)

Not as tasty as waffles. Not even close.

Waffles augment powers and muffins weaken, therefore a giant waffle came across the sun for the eclipse the first time, whilst a giant muffin came across in The Eclipse parts 1&2.

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Donuts are more powerful than waffles.

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The immediate apprehension of Eden shows the Company's concern over donut consumption.

– Donuts work for Matt, because he was a cop – We don't know how waffles would have affected Parkman; perhaps he would have developed even greater powers.

– Waffles are the edible equivalent of Mr Muggles. They can never be Adefeated and are omnipotent.

– It took a dozen donuts to accomplish what one single waffle could do.

Everybody knows the best waffles are in Belgium, not America. – Hiro's favorite is American style chicken and waffles.

The reason we never see Hiro's waffles is that he is wholly unimpressed by them and is convinced that there must be truly incredible waffles out there.

His search will lead him to Belgium ca.

WWII where he will become the inspiration for the Flemish comic book character, Nero.

Those were Hiro's preferences when he was ten years old.

It is possible, and even likely that his tastes matured over time to the point that such simple fare would no longer satisfy the Hunger (for waffles).

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Hiro admits having eaten waffles and enjoys them.

A possible reason Isaac was able to stay clean of heroin was because he used waffles as a substitute. – He might have put other drugs in the waffles.

Waffles allow one to achieve a euphoric sensation.

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Naughty Isaac.

Hiro's dad and Sylar could have been persuaded to not like waffles.

This may be why most people like waffles. – Persuasion doesn't work on everyone (deaf people, people that can manipulate sound, etc.)

Eden persuaded Hiro and Claire to like waffles.

Is there a cite for this?

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Or maybe Mr. Muggles owns stock...

Tim Kring owns stock in the Waffle House chain.

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An important plot twist will occur on International Waffle Day.

International Waffle Day falls on March 25.

– March 25 is a Sunday. Heroes is shown on Mondays... ...except in 2009, when it falls on a Monday, and after such a long time, the last episode could occur when everything comes together.

Which also agrees with the 9 theory, since it's 3.25, 3 2 5 = 10, Monday is the first day of the week, 10 – 1 = 9 It's amazing how people can make crazy math.

They do it because they are waffles addicted.

– March 25, 2009 is a Wednesday.

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Hiro could have lost his powers struggling in a battle against waffles rather than losing them by causing a rift or not believing in himself. – Waffles don't evolve.

That's what they want you to think.

Waffles have the same power as Eden and want people to eat them so they can manipulate people's minds.

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There is no evidence pointing in the opposite direction. – Waffles can't have powers for they are inanimate.

Arthur was inanimate but was still able to have a power.

Waffles are tasty.

Mmmmmmm...

Noah ran home because he smelled waffles.

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End.