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Boost your stamina stock with our portfolio of endurance tips that go the distance

Why rice bran is the oil change you need to keep you on the road to a better night’s sleep

Shake up your mundane meal prep and shop seasonally to reach your body goals sooner

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Deep breath now – the ancient practice and trending cure-all could be doing you harm

Just seven days of cardio can supercharge your cognitive function. On your bike

Matcha be damned! Turns out a builder’s can shift stubborn fat as well as any wellness brew

P96 RAISE THE BAR

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A father and son compare body and mind in search of the smartest ways to stay sharp

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‘Terrace casual’ has been scoring freely on the catwalks. This is how you can get onside

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Fermenting food might take a bit of time, but these delicious recipes are worth the wait

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David Beckham versus Pharrell Williams.

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MH examines whether the positive effects of placebos are sugar-coated, or worth a pop

Recover faster after tough winter sessions with this piping, high-protein sausage stew

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Could your downward dog be causing you more harm than good? Sports scientist Worthington helps unwind yoga’s loose facts p43

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his is a rather difficult one to write. At Men’s Health, we pride ourselves on the connection we have with our readers; the sense that we know who you are, what you want and how you feel. But right now, I’d venture that I’m in a different headspace to all of you. That’s because, the lead times involved in monthly magazines being what they are, I am writing this in 2017.

As a matter of fact, I’m in the process of packing up for Christmas. Shane MacGowan is currently on Spotify, neatly contextualising this morning’s hangover from last night’s office party. And, unlike your good selves, chief among my current anxieties are not sticking to New Year fitness goals or delivering on resolutions, but what to buy my mother-in-law and how long it takes to roast a 2kg gammon.

While I realise this will be of little cheer to a man staring February grimly in the

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face, please indulge me. What it has made me realise more acutely than before is the extent to which we live conveyor belt lives. And, more pertinently, how our hopes and expectations are governed by an unthinking adherence to a cycle that is beyond our control. We build up a steam through November, embrace abandon in December, pay penance in January and then endure the cold winds of penurious late-winter. And so it goes on. And on.

What goes around comes around.

It needn’t be like this. We create this predictable carousel for ourselves under the assumption that this is just what men do. But life is too short to be writing off two months of the year just for the sake of a festive-themed cheat week.

As it happens, this issue is largely based around challenging self-limiting assumptions. In Generation X vs Y (p56)

we pit father against son in a comprehensive test of health and fitness, and discover that it’s entirely possible to outsmart your body clock.

In 24 Ways to Hack Your Fat Loss Genes (p82) we explain how your DNA is not immutable. And in Career Lows (p48) award-winning writer Johann Hari reveals how extensive research has taught him that it is lifestyle, not brain chemicals, that causes depression.

So, please, don’t begrudge me my Christmas. Instead, embrace your February. It might not be the most wonderful time of the year, but there’s more going for it than you might think.

TOBY WISEMAN BSME EDITOR OF THE YEAR Readers, we need your help!

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ASK MH FAST ANSWERS THAT CUT THROUGH THE NOISE

YOUR PT’S SIZE WON’T INDICATE HIS CALIBRE

THE BIG QUESTION

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A PT BASED ON THE BODY SHAPE I WANT?

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No, Darren. At least, no more than you should choose a doctor based on his beatific complexion. Of course, you’d expect your PT to be in good shape, but any trainer worth their salt is more than just a walking set of abs. Besides, the first person you should examine is yourself. “Understanding your own genetic make-up is crucial,” says Andy Vincent, PT at London’s Third Space.

“If you’re predisposed to skinniness and struggle to gain muscle mass, flexing 18in arms in eight weeks will be a hard ask, however your PT is built. It’s a mistake to size up a potential candidate thinking you’ll look like them after M MENSHEALTH.CO.UK MENS ME NSHE NS H AL ALTH TH.C TH .CCO CO. O.UK UK

a few sessions. It’s not that easy.”

The first thing to do is ask a potential trainer about their own fitness ‘journey’, plus those of their clients. If they have coached people with similar goals to you, they’ll have an understanding of the challenges involved. If you want to lose weight, for example, it’s far more important to look at their track record in securing results than their own bodyfat percentage. In terms of experience: “Your trainer should have a minimum of five years in the industry, with more than just a single qualification,” says Vincent. “Ideally, they’ll also have some sort of nutrition certification, because your diet is often the biggest challenge.”

Credentials aside, the best PTs are the ones willing to put the time in and invest in your progress. But, remember: you could be training under Jason Statham and still not get anywhere unless you have enough determination in your own locker. For serious results, the most important member of your team is the one in the mirror.

CHECK YOUR BODY OF EVIDENCE Hit your goals faster with the most effective training method for your body type YOU’RE AN ECTOMORPH YOU NEED BODYBUILDING

If you’re lean, try a split of two upper- and lowerbody sessions, finishing with 10min of metcon twice a week.

YOU’RE AN ENDOMORPH YOU NEED HIIT

For bigger frames that struggle to shake fat, try bodyweight sessions which keep rest periods short.

YOU’RE A MESOMORPH YOU NEED CROSSFIT

With adding muscle not a problem, the intensity of resistance-based circuits will suit your athleticism.

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ASK MH INJECT LIFE INTO YOUR NUTRITION PLAN TEXT A LAWYER I’ve just had another kid, so I’m needed more at home. Will my boss let me work out of office?

You’re entitled to ask for flexible working if you’ve been there 26 weeks.

Not that your boss has to agree…

We’re on good terms, though, and I’ve been hitting all my targets. Why would he say no?

Well, business comes first. If he thinks your absence will affect your quality of work, his grounds to reject you are fair.

Embarrassing emotional scenes aside, what’s the best way for me to convince him?

Go in with a proposal. Explain how it would improve your efficiency and be prepared to negotiate.

Asking for one or two days at home – plus morning phone catch-ups – could bring him round to the idea.

Right. So I should prep ASAP or forget about my dream home office.

Look, employers want happy workers.

If that means conference-calling in your dressing gown, so be it.

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My office assistant has invited me to his birthday drinks. Do I really have to show my face?

Daniel, Derby You can discover more about a person in an hour of play than in a year of conversation.

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I FIND FORCING DOWN N MY FIVE-A-DAY DREADFULLY BORING. CAN I CHEAT THE SYSTEM? CONNOR, LEEDS

While we’d never tell you your fruitand-veg quota doesn’t matter, it does represent just one small piece of the wellbeing jigsaw. In fact, Queen’s University Belfast found that green diets have little effect on heart health markers like blood pressure if your other daily habits aren’t up to scratch.

“Cardiovascular disease can be avoided, but it’s about investing

energy into your lifestyle and mindset, not just your five-a-day,” says sports nutritionist Matt Crane. “Completing 10,000 steps a day and prioritising sleep are small commitments that have a big impact, with or without a side salad.” So, while nutrition remains the cornerstone of good health, you can rest easy knowing it’s possible to compensate for some of the deficit.

SWAP SHOP Nailing your nutrients needn’t be a bore: load up on these surprising superfoods i/ BURRITO > BROCCOLI The pinto beans crammed into your lunch wrap have 74% of your folate RDA, a B-vit that helps create red and white blood cells and prevent anaemia.

Broccoli provides just 42%.

ii/ CHOCOLATE > BLUEBERRIES The Hershey Center for Health and Nutrition found the dark variety has more flavonols – proven to improve brain health and blood vessel function – than the popular superfruit.

iii/ POPCORN > KALE Screen-snack with impunity. The American Chemical Society found that popcorn hulls have a higher concentration of anti-inflammatory polyphenols and fibre than kale.

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f you’ve remained faith hful to the eating plan you sset yourself on 1 January, we applaud both your intentions and resolve. But before be o e you meal-prep yet another b batch of chicken and kale, consider the latest research: swapping ng your adherence to a strict meal rota for a seasonally attuned approach can give your weightloss a healthy fertilising.

A study that followed nomadic tribes in Tanzania, published in the journal Science, found that a diet based on seasonal availability contributed to a 30% increase in gut microbiome diversity, a quality linked to improved mental health, increased energy levels and, most interestingly, a well-stoked metabolism. In fact, separate studies show lean men have 70% more gut

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bacteria than their overweight g peers.

Researchers believe a cyclical eating plan consisting of updated ingredients encourages the growth of fat-burning microbial cultures that are not found in the heavily processed diets of most Westerners. But you needn’t regress to hunter-gatherer tactics just yet.

Ditching supermarket shopping, where ingredients are often imported, for your local grocer’s offerings will make you more aware of changing seasons and ingredients. Which, in turn, will stop you becoming reliant upon your tedious, repetitive shopping list.

Cast your net (or reusable shopping bag) closer to home. It’s the smartest way to flick your gut’s evolutionary fat-loss switch. Without a one-way ticket to East Africa, that is.

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DETONATE FAT & LOAD UP NEW ABS

Stand with your feet shoulder-widthh apart, p positioned at one side d of the barbell. Hinge H g bend at your hips to b d forwards and hoold d tthee weighted end oof the barbell b bell with ith oonee hhand. d Brace yourself – yyour B y abs, b in particula laar..

Prep your core training for explosive impact with h the h TWISTING LAND DMINE ESS. Grab b CLEAN AND PRE a barbell: your stubb ubborn belly is about to geet blasted

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ith every passing week, the e promises you made e to become a leaner, l , stronger you in 2018 inv variably wear thinner. But there e’s no need to settle on that pllateau. Put a batch of explosives un nderneath it, instead. The twisting g llandmine d clean and press is a dyn namic move that not only targets your abs, but your obliques, too. Unlik ke a crunch, the twist-to-press transsition engages multiple muscl cle g groups, as well as your core, to fast f track your six-pack endeavou urs. The extra calorie burn and metabolism metabo s boost from working mo ore muscle fibres will blow away th he excess fat camouflaging your abs. a .

“This may be a compound exercise, but don’t deplloy y it as a primary lift, like a squ uat, deadlift or bench press,” says strrength h and conditioning specialist ialist Andy Haley. “It’s best used in the middle of your workouts with lighter loads.”

This allows you to work in higher rep ranges, maximising muscle growth and fat loss across your midsection to expedite results.

Haley recommends adding it to your sessions three times a week to see half a dozen well-defined results come springtime. Fire in the hole!

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03 S SOLID SET D As the weight A reeaches h your shoulder height, sink into to a halff sq quat. Get co o t b e comfortable inn this athletic sttance ce and d m mentally y ffire up p y your muscles l foor the final f push.

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CHICKEN To rescue this nutritional powerhouse from bland meal-prep purgatory, teach the old bird some new and nutritious tricks

01 THE PECKING ORDER

Chicken is the ubiquitous muscle food. But whether her clipped into your Tupperware or served cheekily at Nand do’s, ’ it can quickly become, well, a bit boring. We’re here to ffree y you from the monotony. With the help of Romain Bourrillo on of Notting g Hill rotisserie Cocotte, let us reignite your relation nship h with h the feathered superfood to make it an altogetherr tastier but no-less-powerful proposition. We’re cock-a-hoop p about it.

A BREAST This cut is a staple in the gym-goer’s fridge for very good reason. Each 100g 1 portion packs around 23g of o protein, similar to that of your standard shake – only without that sickly, y chalky strawberry afftertaste.

B WING Don’t flap about sticcking to your weightloss plan. Ressearchh published bl h d in Molecular Metaboolism sm found ou d that the amino acids in moreishh wing meat target a group of brainn cells that help you ffeell fuller f ll morre quickly. A smart choice in our boook.

C THIGH Although more calorific, the hhigh monounsaturated fat contentt found in thighs has a positivee effect on your cardiovascular diseaase and stroke risk, according to ressearch he basis published in Circulation. The b ss of a truly hearty meal, then en.

D DRUMSTICK The darker leg meat is richer r in B vitamins, chiefly B3, oor niacin, which promotes genom mic stability and regular cell divisioon, making k tumour growth less liikely. It clips your cancer risk, bassically, ll says a Nutrition and Cance ncer sstudy..

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02 HAVE A BUTCHER’S To prep your bird fo T o or a week’s worth of lunches, start with h a Victorin n nox ssharpening steel (£ 36 6 nisb nis isbets.co.uk) k) to g ive your Wüsthof hof boning kn ife (£30 £ knivesandt i esa ndtools.co dt o o.uk) k) a professionall ed edge.. Now rreach for a chopping ng g board that’s h ’ h heavy enough h not ot to sl slide d around d as you carve – o one e that co com comes with h a spike rring (£20 (£ llakeland k land nd.co. co.uk) will ll h help l with h that, h too t – and d turn the h chicken h k on n its side. d Bend d each h lleg b back ku untill the h thighbone h hb pops outt and d cut d h them h m l l to detach com mpletely. ll each h wing g away, Next, pull c h h the he cutting through e joints h w to remove them.

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METHOD Marinate the breasts, cover and leavee for an hour. Cook them at 90°C for 90 minutes, then remove and rest them for 20, before grilling for an extra 15 to crisp the skin. Bolster your immune system by roasting the carrots for 20 minutes at 230°C (their beta-carotene boosts T-cell production), blitzing with the cumin and butter in a food processor.

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METHOD O Whisk together the olive oil, rice vinegar, g soy sauce, salt, sesame oil and agave gave syrup in a bo bowll aand then add the wings and refrigerate for 30 minutes. While heating the vegetable oil in a deep pan to 180°C, combine the potato starch with the flour and coat the wings. Fry five at a time for seven minutes, drain on a wire cooling rack for three minutes and then serve with a squeeze q off Sriracha for f a kick.

THE OLD BIRD Go to your local butcher’s and get specific. A well-grown, healthy chicken should weigh around 1.2kg and be between 56 and 81 days old.

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METHOD O Cook the carrots and onion in a p pan with oil for f three minutes. Mix in the garlic, water and olives, high in BP-lowering oleic acid, then add the chicken and cook on a low heat for 45 minutes. In the meantime, boil up the quinoa, combining it with the salad once it’s cooked and dressing with oil, balsamic vinegar and crumbled feta cheese. Plate up with the thighs and extra olives for a taste of the Med.

METHOD In a small pan, boil up the stock and remove it from the hob. Add the antiinflammatory morels, leave to sit for 30 minutes and then whisk in the cornstarch. In a separate pan, cook the drumsticks for four minutes in butter with the onions and garlic. Add the stock, whisky, cream and mustard and simmer for an hour, turning the chicken over in the last 15 minutes. Cook the pasta, toss in the sauce and gobble.

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More than 200 virus strains can cause the common cold, spreading through the air in tiny droplets when an infected person coughs or sneezes.

Contact with your mouth, nose or eyes is enough to catch the bug – so wash your hands thoroughly and keep them to yourself. Beware: your colleagues are at their most contagious during the earliest days of a cold. Hot-desk at a distance, in other words.

bleak mid-winter more grim than succumbing to man flu. Here’s how you can fortify your defences and blow away the rhinovirus for good

Once hit, most believe the cold virus is the direct cause of your chronic nose tap. However, according to the American Journal of Respiratory and Critical Care Medicine, your symptoms are actually your body’s inflammatory immune response to fight the infection. Your sore nasal passages will continue to produce excess mucus until your cold is defeated. It’s best you stock up on Kleenex and ride this one out.

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FOOD FOR SUPPORT Too run-down to train? The old adage that you should feed a cold actually has legs.

In a study by the Laboratory for Experimental Internal Medicine, ill subjects who were given a 1200kcal meal experienced a 450% increase in gamma interferon, a compound that supercharges your immunity. Also, Finnish scientists found that lozenges containing infection-fighting zinc cut cold duration by 30%.

They’ll help you suck it up.

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05 DOWN YOUR RISK The average man contracts up to four colds a year, so as your symptoms subside, double down on your defence strategy.

The University of Helsinki found topping up your vit C with a glass of OJ at breakfast halves both the incidence and duration of colds. Plus, Carnegie Mellon University discovered that stress slows your immune response, so start imposing an at-home email ban. You’ve won the battle – now prepare to win the war.

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K JERSEY MILK It’s bursting with more protein (about 18%)), plus higher levels of calcium, vitamin A and vitamin D, than your corner shop variety

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PURE LIQUID INVESTMENT This month, the MH Lab deep dives into hydration, uncapping the best bottles around to make sure your performance formance isn’t isn t diluted

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Plus, it’s backed with a guarantee, so you can return it if you break it.

EXPERT VERDICT The uninsulated design held this one back. Although it made no claims to the contrary, cool liquids warmed by 6.4ºC after 12 hours. It was also uncomfortably icy to the touch when filled with cold water. However, the bottle was leak-free and dishwasher safe.

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essential. This bottle allows you to fill up at a river, stream or puddle and sip filtered water. Plus, for each one purchased, a child in a developing country will receive safe drinking water for an entire school year.

EXPERT VERDICT The rubber mouthpiece is easy to use, but you have to suck quite hard. It didn’t leak and is pretty tough – although the filter gives the water a plastic taste.

Worth the outlay for wild weekends.

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irst, the science: hydration is important. Very important. In fact, if you’re serious about exercise (which we assume you are), then you should know that losing just 2.5% of your water weight results in a 45% decrease in your performance during HIIT. Your calorie burn literally dries up.

The common prescription of six to eight cups is outdated, too.

Research conducted by The National Academies of Sciences, Engineering and Medicine determined that men need an average of 3.7 litres of fluid per day – that’s more than six full pints.

But simply refilling the old plastic bottle at your desk won’t cut it. Although many companies have removed harmful BPAs from their products, new research has revealed that refilling unwashed Evian bottles exposes you to 900,000 bacteria per square centimetre. And not the good kind.

There is now a glut of reusable bottles on the market – even Pret is in on the act – but not all beakers are created equal. The product team at the Good Housekeeping Institute tested the flasks hoping to clean up your drink problem.

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Performance Design Ease of use SPOT ON Made from BPA-free plastic, this cleverly designed bottle helps you track your hydration goals.

The lid displays a new dot each time you refill, so opt for the 600ml version and mark off seven in one day to hit just above your H2O RDA. EXPERT VERDICT The dot system was useful for tracking your daily goal, but it was easy to accidentally increase dots when securing the lid.

There was no leakage, even when upside down, and although it’s not designed for hot liquids, temperature only decreased by 5.2ºC in 12 hours.

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THIRSTY WORKS This vacuuminsulated bottle keeps liquids cold for 24 hours and hot for six. Its steel shell keeps condensation at bay and the narrow mouthpiece stops spillages. Plus, at 1.2L, it’s a beast.

EXPERT VERDICT Being so sturdy, there was no leakage – but it is heavy and hard to grip when full. The star performer in the heat tests: cold liquids lost only 2ºC in temperature in 24 hours and hot liquids lost just 9.6ºC after the advertised six hours.

COLD FACTS After filling with icy water and taking the temperature, the bottles were left for 12-24 hours before being tested again, with any rises noted.

CANNED HEAT Heat is harder to retain but, following the same process, bottles were retested between six and 12 hours later and degree drops recorded.

WORTH BOTTLING Finally, on to the added extras: they were put in the dishwasher, upended for leaks and sipped on the go to test the mouthpieces.

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EXPERT VERDICT It’s comfortable to sip from, but would benefit from a mouthpiece for drinking on the go. Its capacity is small due to the insulation, which was hit and miss in our test.

Over 12 hours, hot liquid lost 28ºC of warmth; over 25 hours, cold only gained 2.8ºC. Save this for sunny days.

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Britain’s reputation as one of the world’s most perennially tired nations – with one in three now regularly suffering from insomnia – is an exhausting symptom of work-related stress, a problem to which we lose 12.5 million working days each year.

But now that we’ve jolted you awake with some nightmarish statistics, here is some dreamier news. According to researchers, a simple oil change in the kitchen can cure your stress-related

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sleeping problems. A chemical found in rice bran oil has been proven to combat the effects of sleeplessness borne out of the office.

Research published in the journal Nutrients found that phytosterols in this oil have a potent hypnotic effect. Firstly, ferulic acid lowers levels of the hormone serotonin in your blood. Normally associated with happiness, serotonin levels also rise during the day when exposed to sunshine, helping you to feel more awake. Keep them in check, then, and you should drift off more easily.

Another phytosterol in rice bran oil, y-oryzanol, also inhibits your histamine receptors. Histamine is an inflammatory agent released by your immune system that can put your body on edge at around 3am. Block the receptors and you should sleep right through.

Crucially, scientists at the University of Tsukuba in Japan found these benefits to be specific to those suffering from anxiety-induced insomia, by targeting and lowering levels of stress hormones in the blood.

Of course, you needn’t give up your extra virgin altogether (nor a generous dash of balsamic and some crusty bread). But when deadline anxiety kicks in, a swap to rice bran oil for your evening meal will provide a simple, tasty fix for undisrupted shuteye.

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AVOCADO OIL Temp: 271°C Best for: High-temperature frying Health benefit: Lowers bad ‘LDL’ cholesterol

COCONUT OIL Temp: 232°C Best for: Baking Health benefit: MCTs can help fire up your metabolism

OLIVE OIL Temp: 191°C Best for: Drizzling over salad Health benefit: Reduces risk of heart disease

BUTTER Temp: 135°C Best for: Spreading on bread Health benefit: Rich in vitamins A, E and K2

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UNCORK POTENTIAL Diets containing resveratrol, found in wine’s grapes, improve muscle strength and cardiac performance by 21%.

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Swearing mid-set will give your lifts an energy boost.

So ignore the dirty looks – or maybe save it for home workouts.

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SHORT-TERM PAIN… …Long-term gain. Just 12min of all-out intervals (that’s three rounds of Tabata a week) can up your VO2 max by 10% in 10 weeks. Doesn’t mean it’ll be fun, mind.

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Hit snooze and reschedule your 6am cardio. Rolling over to enjoy an extra hour in bed boosts muscular stamina by 9.7%.

You’re getting fitter in your sleep, kind of.

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GROW YOUR FEED Try Simmonds’ Instagram tactics to add bulk to your own following

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PT and social media fitness mogul Bradley Simmonds wants to upgrade your potential in 2018. All you need to do is follow on

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Which is what makes Bradley Simmonds’ even-handed use of the platform to promote his fitness philosophy so refreshing – and, as a result, very successful.

Though we’re sure the lycra-clad models in his videos also help.

His fitness journey – to appropriate the parlance of his chosen medium – began after an ACL injury cut short his footballing career at Queen’s Park Rangers. Still in a cast, he began studying for his PT qualifications at 19. “I’m not someone who can easily relax or take a break,” Simmonds says. “I need to keep myself active and ticking over.”

It’s thanks to this drive that he now counts Theo Walcott and John Terry among his athlete clientele. How did he get on their radar? “I just sent them a DM on

Identify the people you want to work with and message them.

Collaborate on content and then piggyback off their follower base.

STRIKE A BALANCE Ensure your posts are not just attractive, but useful. Don’t show off what you can do; show others what they need to do to reach their goals.

SCHEDULE SUCCESS Post at peak times. Share workout videos at 9pm for people to try the next day and then a snap at lunchtime when they’re on their phones.

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Instagram,” he says. “That’s it.”

If you don’t ask, you don’t get.

Despite finding success after his footballing career, it’s his sports background that forms the bedrock of his training principles.

“I like to mix cardio and strength exercises. I’m not training for how it will make me look – I’m training because I want my body to function well. So I do a lot more endurance work than people might expect,” he says.

Mirror muscles hold little allure to Simmonds. “Someone who is ripped might not be able to run a 10K,” he says. “What does that say about them? Are they truly fit?” It’s this mindset that has seen him combine his signature social media HIIT workouts with various fitness challenges. Last year, he cycled the 178km L’Etape du Tour, ran the London Marathon and began boxing in earnest, with his mind on a fight in the near future.

And to those who hold the outdated notion that stamina and size are oxymoronic, Simmonds has a simple yet compelling response. “Look at Cristiano Ronaldo. He is ripped, but his day-to-day workouts are filled with HIIT, followed by a 10-mile run on match day,” he says. “True athletes mix cardio with weights.

It’s my aim to empower people with the platform I have and help them realise that you don’t actually have to be an athlete to train like one.” MH likes this.

We think you will, too.

THE MOTIVATOR Bradley Simmonds, PT and fitness influencer

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is the remedy to all your physical and mental woes. That’s not just a stretch, it’s a licence for more harm than good

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lose your eyes, take a deep breath and try to relax – because you might not like what you’re about to hear. The truth is that the fitness industry is a pendular one, where one diametrically opposed craze soon replaces another. For the past few years, the trend has been hardcore HIIT workouts and heavy weights. We men, in particular, threw ourselves into these macho disciplines with gusto. And now we are broken 1 .

Enter yoga: a centuries-old practice promising to relax both your body and mind. The tightness in your hips?

Opened. That lower back pain?

Eased. Your all-consuming, blood pressure-elevating stress levels? Exhaled.

These days, yoga is seen as the Ayurvedic antidote to all that ails you. And men are unfurling their mats by the millions, with blokes now representing an unprecedented 28% of all downward doggers.

The bitter irony, however, is that while yoga provides no guarantee that it will heal you, it could even break you further.

A recent study published in the Journal of Bodywork and Movement Therapies found that in 10% of all practitioners, yoga didn’t reduce, but actually caused

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musculoskeletal pain. And if you’re thinking of taking it up as part of an injury rehabilitation programme, hold on to your tights: the same study found that 21% of existing injuries were exacerbated – not solved – by going with the flow.

Perhaps the most insidious risk of this purported panacea is that you might not know the extent of the damage you’ve caused until it’s too late. While a strained hamstring would be obvious, injuries to connective tissues such as joint capsules, ligaments and tendons are another story.

With no blood supply or pain transmitters, you can overstretch them and they won’t hurt. But they won’t heal, either. Plus, over time, you can displace a joint, create an alignment issue or worse – all without even realising. Complex, eye-catching moves force your body to contort itself into postures that it isn’t ready for.

Performed incorrectly, as it all too often is, yoga poses a real danger to your long-term health and mobility.

SEARCHING FOR EXTRA ZEN COULD BE TIGHTENING YOU UP

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According to one study*, just 30min of running each week enhances sleep quality, mood, concentration and relaxation.

Don’t get me wrong: in a safe and controlled manner, it can be a powerful addition to your workout portfolio. But the fact is that there are more effective ways to simultaneously strengthen your body, improve your movement and eradicate stress than pulling your foot behind your ear and trying to connect with your ‘heart centre’.

While yoga encourages anxietyreduction through mindfulness, asking you politely to focus on your breathing and push all thoughts from your head, so-called ‘adrenaline zen’ activities demand it 2 . Let your mind wander during rock climbing and you’ll plummet to your doom (or the crash mat); lose focus while surfing and a wipeout is all but guaranteed, and I dare you to think

“Performed incorrectly, yoga poses a real threat to your long-term health and mobility” about Monday morning’s conference call as you hurtle down a boulderstrewn hillside on your mountain bike.

Alternatively, the rhythmical, repetitive nature of low-intensity steady-state training, like swimming or running, has also been proven to release endorphins and reduce stress 3 . All without having to suffer the ignominy of rolling around in ‘happy baby’ pose. So while the highly Instagrammable allure of scorpion handstands, flying pigeons and one-legged crows is admittedly a draw, for your own sake, buck the trend and namaste away from the studio.

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Brush up on your acronyms – you’re going to need them.

Use our lexicon to avoid any awkward nod-and-smiles at your first session

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EMOM EVERY MINUTE ON THE MINUTE Used as a warm-up.

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Especially if their previous conditioning extends only to over-vigorous right-swiping.

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ATG ASS TO GRASS This one’s about range of motion. With a sandbag on your shoulders, do three sets of 10 squats, ensuring you get as low as you can.

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Impatience. Early on, CrossFit earned a reputation for poor form and injury.

Expert coaching will minimise dangers, as will checking your ego at the door.

“Respect the process.

Don’t try to run before you can walk,” says Brockhurst. That ring muscle-up can wait.

WOD WORKOUT OF THE DAY CrossFit workouts often have names like Murph, which involves a one-mile run, 100 pull-ups, 200 press-ups, 300 squats and another mile run.

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Observing a test group who performed upperbody isolation moves, sports scientists found that a generous helping of five-minute rest periods produced the greatest overall rep output in those lifting weights at 50% of their 1RM. The study, published in the Journal of Human Kinetics, found that a recovery time of 60 seconds – or even

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But that doesn’t mean restful sessions need to overrun. Longer rests will allow you to lift effectively in the 20-25 rep range, fitting in the same volume of work into fewer sets.

Essentially, a scientific rejig of your current workout will see you rest more and yet build a better body.

Extended rest periods are not an excuse to exercise your thumbs on Instagram, however. Offset your pursuit of ‘the pump’ by spending the intervening five minutes working on your mobility with our muscle-loosening exercises (right). Match the move to your lift to make the most of your newly found free minutes in the gym.

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Career Lows Is Your Working Life Getting You Down?

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was first diagnosed with depression when I was a teenager – and I was immediately told a story by my doctor. It was the 1990s and this take on our distress was conquering the world. You are depressed for a straightforward reason, my doctor told me. There’s a chemical in people’s brains called serotonin that makes us feel good. You are naturally lacking this chemical. That is why you feel like pain is leaking out of you uncontrollably.

I lived by this story for years, drugging myself for more than a decade – and yet, to my puzzlement, I remained depressed.

Three years ago, I began to research what was really happening. I ended up travelling the world, speaking to leading scientists on this issue, as well as people who’ve come back from depression. What startled me most was discovering that so much of what I thought I knew was wrong. They explained to me that there is no evidence that low serotonin causes depression. And there is no evidence that depressed people have a chemical imbalance in their brains.

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causing depression and anxiety. Crucially, I learned that there is evidence for seven environmental causes – along with two real biological factors that make it worse.

I started to glimpse one of them in Philadelphia. Joe was waiting for the day to end. If you walked into the paint shop where he worked and asked for a gallon of paint in a particular shade, he would ask you to pick it from a chart, and he would prepare it for you. It was always the same.

He would put a dash of pigment into the tin, then put the tin into a machine that looked a bit like a microwave, then the machine would shake it vigorously. This process evened out the paint. Then he would take your money and say, “Thank you, sir.” Then he’d wait for the next customer, and do the same thing. Then he would wait for the next customer, and do the same thing. All day. Every day.

Take an order. Shake paint. Say, “Thank you, sir.” Wait. Take an order. Shake paint.

Say, “Thank you, sir.” Wait. And on. And on. Nobody ever noticed whether Joe did it well or badly. The only thing his boss ever commented on was if he was late, and then he’d get bawled out. Joe told me that,

as he left work, he’d always think: “I don’t feel like I made a difference in anyone’s life.” As he looked out over the next 40 years of this, he felt a black despair.

Guilty Thoughts Joe felt like his human thoughts, insights and feelings were almost a defect. But whenever he told me about how his work made him feel, he would chastise himself.

It was reasonably paid, he could live with his girlfriend in an OK place; he knew plenty of people who didn’t have any of that. He felt guilty for feeling this way.

But then the feelings kept coming back.

And he shook more paint. And he shook more paint. And he shook more paint.

Joe made me think about a lot of my friends. Most of them have more interesting jobs than Joe, but they often viewed their work with anxiety, panic or low-level despair. I began to wonder: could the way we work be playing a role in depression?

I learned that the answer to this was uncovered, almost by accident, in the 1970s by an Australian scientist called

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Everybody told Marmot he was wasting his time. Obviously, the boss would be more stressed because he has more responsibility. But when the results were published, after years of investigation, the truth was found to be the exact opposite. The lower down you went in the hierarchy, the more stressed you were – and the more likely a heart attack became.

Then he noticed that you could see exactly the same effect with depression.

Next he wanted to know why.

So, he began to study people who worked at the same rung on the civil service ladder, but whose jobs differed, to see whether this could explain the differences. And it did. He cracked it.

He discovered what made the difference.

It turned out there are two crucial aspects of your work that can make you depressed and stressed. One is if you feel you have no control over your work. And the other is if you feel nobody seems to care about your work or notice how well you do it.

Those two factors are worse in the lowest-status jobs, but they are not confined to them. Even people in very high-level jobs often feel like this.

Between 2011 and 2012, the polling company Gallup conducted the most detailed study ever carried out to assess how people across the world feel about their work. They found that 13% of us say we are “engaged” in our jobs, while 63% claim to be “not engaged”, which is defined as “sleepwalking through their workday”. Meanwhile 24% are “actively disengaged”. They hate their work.

That means that 87% of people, if they were to read Joe’s story, would recognise at least a little of themselves in it. Nearly twice as many people hate their jobs as those who love their work. And this thing that most of us don’t like doing – that feels like sleepwalking, or worse – now takes

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up most of our waking lives. The average worker checks their first email at 7.42am and leaves work at 7.19pm.

As I researched, I looked at several deep shifts in the way we live today that are like this. We are lonelier than any humans before us. We are more likely to value junk – like buying stuff, then showing it off – than any humans before us. These are other deep changes that have been shown scientifically to increase depression and anxiety. Yet we continue to be told that all that’s happening is our brains are spontaneously malfunctioning and we need to be drugged to get back to work.

There is a different way of thinking about depression – one that leads to very different solutions. The evidence suggests we are depressed for rational reasons because we aren’t living in a way that is compatible with what human beings need to have a decent life. I have come to realise that this means the solution is not to change our brains, but to change the way we live. Some of the scientifically backed solutions I go through in my new book Lost Connections can be carried out in our personal lives. Some require bigger shifts.

I learned about one possible solution to Joe’s problem in Baltimore.

The day that Meredith Mitchell handed in her resignation, she wondered if she was doing something crazy. She worked in a typical office job. She was given assignments with a deadline and her role was to keep her head down and do what she was told. At the age of 24, she could see this stretching out before her inexorably. Around this time, Meredith had started to feel a pervasive sense of anxiety that she couldn’t quite understand. On Sunday nights, she’d feel her heart pounding in her chest and a sense of dread about the week to come. Before long, she found she couldn’t sleep during the week, either.

She was quitting for a reason. Her husband Josh Keogh had worked in bike shops since he was a teenager. It was insecure work, poorly paid, with no path up – but he loved bikes. One day, he and his friends in the bike store asked something. What, exactly, does the boss do? Don’t we do most of the work?

Couldn’t we do this ourselves? So they decided to set up a new bike store – but they would run it differently. They’d organise the company democratically.

They’d share out a lot of the less interesting tasks, so nobody was stuck doing something they didn’t like for too long. They’d all build something, together. They’d all be the boss.

Taking Control When I went to Baltimore Bicycle Works – a thriving business – most of the staff talked about how they had felt anxious and depressed in their old jobs, and how it had largely disappeared once they shifted to this new way of working. The reasons why are made clear in Professor Marmot’s research. These people worked in bike shops before; they work in bike shops now. The actual work hasn’t changed drastically, but they have dealt with the factors that cause depression.

Now, they have control over their work; their colleagues notice the work they do.

Depressing tasks are shared out, so they don’t dominate anyone’s day. This is the difference between work that depresses you and work that energises you.

There is no reason, they told me, why companies have to be structured in this top-down, controlling way. It’s actually quite a new invention, dating back just to the 19th century. So why don’t all companies work like this?

This is a radically different way of thinking about depression and anxiety.

We have been taught to see them as pathologies – signs that the individual is broken.

But what if they are signs that, in fact, the culture is broken? That it’s not giving people what they need? I discovered there is a whole range of solutions, like giving people control over their work, that act as real antidepressants – ones that actually solve the depression, rather than trying to mask it.

I realise now what I should have told Joe back in Philly. You’re not crazy.

You’re right to feel down. You’re being made to live in a way that doesn’t meet your needs for autonomy and meaning and choice. But we don’t have to live like this. There is a better way waiting for us. But, to get there, we have to start by seeing that depression and anxiety are not what we have been told they are for so very long.

Award-winning author Johann Hari’s book Lost Connections: Uncovering the Real Causes of Depression – and the Unexpected Solutions is available from Bloomsbury and as an audiobook from Audible. Visit thelostconnections.com

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old on to your kettles – everything you thought you knew about your morning cuppa is about to be turned on its head. Sales of green tea have leapt by 50% in just three years, boosted by promises of piping hot health and cosy weightloss. Old favourite English Breakfast, on the other hand, was left to stew over its supposed shortcomings. But, thankfully, we were all wrong.

A European Journal of Nutrition study found that the black tea in your Tetley’s is a prebiotic.

What’s more, its molecules are larger than green tea’s, so instead of passing through your gut lining, they sit there and feed the production of the friendly bacteria pseudobutyrivibrio. It’s these bacteria, according to the scientists, that alter your body’s metabolism, making it burn through energy and boil off stubborn fat cells.

The University of California conducted experiments on mice and found that those given black tea lost the same amount of weight as those on a low-fat diet.

This furthers research in Nutrition that found a mug of builder’s inhibits the enzyme lipase, helping fat pass through the body without sticking to your waist.

All of which is probably enough to even out the three Digestives you’re partial to dunking. Probably.

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But try not to beat yourself up: for a physical boost of your own, just take a seat and get behind them.

According to new research in Physiology & Behavior, urging your team to victory over 80 minutes can score you a 28% testosterone spike. If you’re more of an impartial spectator, it’s very much worth taking sides, with testosterone levels in the UK now at an all-time low. This male elixir not only helps you to look and feel younger, lift more and recover faster from the gym, but it can also help you edge away from the impending fertility cliff which makes a shot in the

arm on any given Saturday certainly worth your while.

The boost comes down to the sense of community and camaraderie you feel when facing off against a perceived ‘other’. Sit within chanting distance of the enemy at your local and the vicarious competitive edge will produce an endocrine response, stimulating the production of more testosterone and enhancing your efforts in the gym until next weekend’s kick-off. There is, however, a catch. The beneficial boost is only enjoyed by supporters of the winning side. A loss, on the other hand, will leave you figuratively – and physically – deflated. Sorry, Scotland.

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But how many of you use that as inspiration? Most men consider cardio’s grey matter benefits a long-term investment, safeguarding you from cognitive issues many years and miles down the line. Which, if you’re more at home on the lifting platform (or sofa) is unlikely to have you lacing up your Asics any time soon.

But what about a short-term boost to your mental firepower within a week, too? The promise of unwavering concentration and promotion-worthy initiative come Monday? Because that’s exactly what scientists at the National

Institutes of Health have discovered. Examining mice, the team found that just seven days of running on a wheel – though you can stick to the cycle lanes – increases the number of new neurons in your brain for sharper reactions and a better memory.

The study authors added that this was the most conclusive evidence yet that the brain cells produced by running are not just a quantitative improvement, but a qualitative one, too. Every stride improves the standard of your brain’s neurons at a biological level. Add the fact that you’re outdoors rather than sat in traffic, and your cardio commute has the power to clear your head of anxiety, making room to unleash your full mental potential. Start measuring up the corner office.

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Your liver is responsible for the metabolism of food, too. And much like beer’s harmful alcohol content, the Western diet is flooding your system with sugar and drowning your liver in harmful fatty deposits.

In 2016, it was calculated that 52 million people across Europe are at risk of non-alcoholic fatty liver disease (NAFLD). But you can lighten up, because there’s a fluffy, delicious antidote scheduled for the upcoming Shrove Tuesday.

Whisk up four eggs and you can

batter your risks of NAFLD with a healthy stack of pancakes.

A study by Kangwon National University found that egg yolks undo the damage of a high-sugar diet, reducing fat build-up in your liver. It’s down to the Atherogenic Index – the ratio between healthy HDL and bad LDL cholesterol in your blood. And, flying in the face of popular belief about eggs and cholesterol, subjects who ate yolks regularly had lower levels of liver fat. So spoon some batter into a pan and fry on each side for three minutes until golden brown. Stack them high. Oh, and double down on the maple syrup. Yes it’s sweet, but its 54 antioxidants act as a salve to liver inflammation. Time to indulge.

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The Heart Can Beat Ageing We underwent a battery of cardiovascular tests at New York City’s Mount Sinai Hospital; its executive health 18 METs assessment programme is 14:31 minutes considered among the world’s Gen X 21 METs best. Technicians taped 17:40 minutes electrodes to our chests, Gen Y wrapped blood pressure cuffs TIME around our arms, and made us exercise to exhaustion on GEN Y - 1 / GEN X - 0 treadmills. On that last test, Paul lasted a full three minutes longer and cranked out three more METs (‘metabolic equivalents’ – a measure of exercise capacity). Happily, we were both well above our age group averages and have a low risk of heart attack in the near future. Even though my heart is 25 years older and has beat about a billion more times, our hearts “could be interposed,” said Dr Kevin Dunsky, director of comprehensive health at Mount Sinai Heart. “Their appearance and function are similar.” My decades of running, cycling, and eating well have paid off. It seems you really can stay young at heart.

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I’m 57. My son Paul is 32. We grew up in the same place (Pennsylvania), earned the same degree (journalism), and work for the same magazine (Men’s Health US, of course). We’re both 5ft 11½in, and people say we even talk and walk the same way. There’s very little to separate us. Well, apart from 25 years.

Middle-age isn’t what it was, though.

Not only are we living longer, many of us are striving to stay fitter, stronger and more agile in our later years, too. We’re signing up for our first triathlons and getting smarter in the kitchen. But while we may feel we are striking a blow against time, the fact remains that it’s hitting back at us, too. So what about all the changes we can’t perceive?

In an effort to dig a little deeper, Paul and I subjected ourselves to a barrage of tests, from routine blood work to carotid artery ultrasounds. We had stress echocardiograms to gauge our heart health and MRIs to assess the deepest reaches of our brains. We had a dietitian dissect our eating habits and a dermatologist map our moles. And we squared off in the gym to test our muscle, too. Here are the six most surprising lessons we learned. Start applying them now and ageing won’t floor you.

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PREEMPTIVE STRIKE Paul says: I’m impressed that Dad almost beat me, considering his heart’s been around since before JFK was elected. I do mostly strength training, so this was a reminder that there’s more to fitness than just mirror muscles. After all, the heart is a muscle, too. The best way to futureproof yours, says cardiologist Dr Arthur Agatston, is with interval training; intense exercise combined with active recovery. You can do it with classic cardio (alternating 60-second sprints with threeminute jogs) or weight training (try EMOM, ‘every minute, on the minute’ circuits). Train this way three to four times per week when you’re young, and you may never need to worry.

MATURE INSIGHT Joe says: I’m cautious. My father died at age 61 of a heart attack or stroke, and I’ve been preoccupied with arterial plaque ever since.

I track my cholesterol and take a statin daily. But I never fully assessed my heart’s performance until now. “Heart disease isn’t plumbing,” says Dr Dunsky. “You can’t say, ‘Aha, there’s a clog in this pipe.

Let’s clear it.’ In the absence of symptoms, problems can be difficult to spot.” Our treadmill test – the stress echocardiogram – proved the missing piece of my cardiac puzzle, allaying many of my concerns. If you have heart disease in your family, ask your GP about it. In the meantime, self-preservation needn’t be hard graft; a Finnish study found men who used the sauna four times a week are up to 50% less likely to die from heart disease. There’s your hot tip.

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After years of having my son question my every decision, I finally have proof that my brain isn’t the size of 88% a pistachio. After our MRI memory brain scans, state-of-thetissue 85% volume art software was used to volume Gen Y compare our results to Gen X age-graded norms. Once we got beyond the rather unflattering term ‘grossly GEN Y - 2 / GEN X - 0 unremarkable brain’ (thankfully, it’s radiologyspeak for ‘normal’), we delved into the data. “Throughout the course of my career, I’ve seen thousands of brains,” said Dr James Brewer of CorTechs Labs, the company behind the imaging technology, “and usually there is a good amount of variability. But I’ve never seen a father and son side-by-side. It’s fascinating how similar the anatomy is.” Our hippocampi (where memories are made) and frontal lobes (involved in recall) were similar. And my memory tissue volume of 85% (the more the better) was just 3% less than Paul’s. I’ll make sure he remembers that.

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PREEMPTIVE STRIKE Paul says: It turns out Dad isn’t as dim as I thought. Our healthy habits may be paying off, but I need to keep putting the work in. According to the experts, our hearts and minds are more connected than we realise: a recent study that tracked 518 people over three decades found that those with better cardiovascular health at 18-30years-old had a decreased risk of brain shrinkage 25 years later.

“The most important thing is keeping good blood flow to the brain,” Brewer says. “If you have high blood pressure or diabetes, sort it.” Pulmonary shunt training – say completing a round of barbell squats before going straight into 10 reps of overhead presses – keeps blood flow efficient from top to bottom.

It’s the smart choice.

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MATURE INSIGHT Joe says: Beyond 60, the brain’s memory structures lose volume at about 1% a year. The anxiety attached to this decline is driving a new industry of brain-training games. But these games tend to make you better at the task involved, says Brewer. Instead, try to improve your cognitive resilience. Challenge yourself to learn new things like music and technology – the more complex, the better. “Building up abilities and strategies to solve problems in a variety of ways will allow you to function better for longer,” Brewer says.

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In the past decade, I’ve gained about 5kg, despite exercising regularly – my job, after all, demands it – and eating fairly well. Now, 154 lb, 0.46 WHtR, 87 mg/dL Gen Y according to my waistto-height ratio (WHtR) – a tool doctors use to gauge your risk of diabetes, heart 184 lb, 0.52 WHtR, 106 mg/dL Gen X disease and other illnesses related to obesity – I’m on GEN Y - 3 / GEN X - 0 the butter-knife edge of being overweight. Plus, my glucose level is currently hovering at the lower end of the pre-diabetic range (100 to 125 mg/dL). By comparison, Paul carries none of these risks. Mine is a classic case of “creeping obesity”, says dietitian Dr Chris Mohr. Adding a kilo a year escapes notice until you try on the tux you last wore in 2012 and realise you need a new tailor. After examining my diet, both Mohr and Dunsky flagged the 54 craft beers (23 litres!) that I imbibed in one month. That averages out at a little more than a pint an evening – which could prove something of a downer.

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PREEMPTIVE STRIKE Paul says: Left unchecked, the dadbod can take hold sooner than you think. A new study monitoring alcohol use among nearly 8,000 millennials found that “heavy episodic drinkers” (that’s men who put away five or more drinks on a night out) had a 41% higher risk of becoming overweight within five years. But keeping tabs on your WHtR can halt stealthy weight gain. It’s a far more accurate gauge than BMI, which doesn’t account for deadly abdominal fat. To find yours, divide your waist (bottom of the tape touches top of hip bone) by height. Less than 0.43 is underweight; 0.43 to 0.52 is healthy and 0.53 to 0.62 is overweight. Now plan your Friday night accordingly.

MATURE INSIGHT Joe says: Don’t let those microbrews screw you. Next time you order, here’s an easy way to estimate the calories in your can: multiply the ABV by 30. My 54 beers – most of which were higher-alcohol IPAs – averaged 225 calories apiece. And that’s only half the problem. “The body preferentially metabolises alcohol,” explains Mohr, “so it’s more likely to store whatever else you’re ingesting.” This is how a beer belly is born. As well as selecting lower-ABV brews, up your intake of EPA and DHA fats. Not only does it stave off weight gain, it also protects against alcohol-related inflammation, according to Plos One journal, making a krill oil capsule a better morning-after cure than a pack of ibuprofen.

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Instead of arm wrestling (macho, yes, but not clinically meaningful) we duelled with a dynamometer. Squeeze 0.65 kg / this handheld device as hard KgBW 0.51 kg / as you can and, in addition Gen Y KgBW to grip strength, you’ll get Gen X an indication of your overall NORMALISED strength and longevity.

GRIP That’s because it gets at the broader quality of physical GEN Y - 4 / GEN X - 0 “robustness,” says exercise physiologist Dr Mark Peterson. Turns out, I’m in the 50th percentile for normalised grip strength for my age. I’m average, essentially. Paul is in the 75th percentile for his. Both are pretty good, but – in this instance at least – Paul has a better grip on his health.

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Paul says: Want to know how you measure up? If your gym or doctor’s office doesn’t have a dynamometer, order a Camry EH101 on Amazon for around £20. Don’t cheat and train for it beforehand; do the test right out of the box, three trials per hand. If you do poorly, commit to raising your bar. Specifically, work in three sets of pull-ups, hanging windscreen wipers, hanging leg raises and dead hangs into your evening run.

If your local park isn’t generous enough to furnish you with overhead bars, a narrow tree branch, or even kid’s climbing frame will do. Just wait until no one else is using it, first.

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Joe says: I’ve eased up on my resistance training over the years, so it was a quick win for Paul. But my losses extend beyond pride – both upperand lower-body strength are linked with longevity. I suspect my sporadic protein intake may play a part, too: “Your body doesn’t store protein,” says Mohr. “It uses what it needs and excretes the rest, so you need to split your intake throughout the day.” Without enough protein, exercise can actually break down muscle. About 30g per meal (that’s a small chicken breast) will help keep your focus high.

It’s been 26 years since I said goodbye to my father and Paul to his grandfather.

And the ultrasound image Left/right arteries normal on the screen in front of Gen Y me proves a stark reminder.

“This is something you’ve inherited from your dad,” L 40-59% stenosis, R normal says Dunsky, pointing to Gen X a 59% narrowing of my left carotid artery. “You’re in GEN Y - 5 / GEN X - 0 incredible shape and doing everything possible to keep your heart strong, so that’s not you,” he says. “It’s genetics. And Paul, you have these genetics, too. Your carotids are clear now, but you also have to stay on top of this as you age.” An altogether disconcerting prognosis for us both, but a valuable insight, too.

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Paul says: Genes can be managed, but they can never be mastered. The Kita family gene pool is brimming with heart disease. I know this, yet I ignore it. But when you’re staring at an image of your neck arteries pumping blood, you realise you’re basically just a machine prone to breakdown. Being aware of weak points motivates maintenance, so make time to brush up on your family history. The sooner you start to take note, the better.

Joe says: A carotid ultrasound is an easy way to detect plaque build-up and avoid stroke; these take just 30 minutes and cost from around £100. Because carotid plaque often correlates with stenosis (narrowing) of the coronary arteries, it may be the most crucial life-saving test you’ve never heard of. But diet and lifestyle play a role, too. In one UCLA study, garlic extract was shown to reduce artery build up by a huge 80%, while further research has linked skipping breakfast with arterial narrowing. Crush a clove into your morning eggs and rebalance the odds in your favour.

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Brains ‘float’ in fluid (pictured black in these MRIs). Joe’s fills 85% of the space. Paul’s fills 88%. The black space gets bigger as the brain shrinks with age, but a healthy lifestyle puts the brakes on this process.

These neck arteries supply blood to the brain. Joe’s left carotid has narrowed by 40-59% while Paul’s remain wide. These images are from a carotid ultrasound test.

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Don’t Trust Your Testosterone My testosterone is in the normal range for a healthy adult male (280 to 1100 ng/ dL), but Paul’s is well above 1401 ng/dL 637 ng/dL normal. Could he be twice the Gen Y Gen X man I am? Luckily (for me), the link between T and manliness isn’t direct. While it’s true that testosterone generally rises through youth, peaks in young adulthood, GEN Y - 6 / GEN X - 0 and then slowly declines, it’s not clear how these levels affect us. “It’s unwise to give so much weight to a single measure,” says Steve Woloshin, a professor of medicine at The Dartmouth Institute. “So long as you’re within the normal range, science does not yet know the importance of those numbers.”

AN UNDERSTANDING OF YOUR INNER WORKINGS WILL EQUIP YOU WELL FOR THE FUTURE

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Paul says: Even for a fit man of my age, my testosterone levels are high. But, according to Woloshin, I shouldn’t take that to mean too much. And neither should you: if your GP prescribes a T test because of an underlying condition by all means accept the offer, but there’s no reason to source your levels for your Instagram bio. “No professional organisation recommends screening for the general population,” Woloshin says.

If you feel fit, don’t sweat it.

Joe says: Age needn’t diminish you. While it’s expected that my T levels would be lower than Paul’s, research from the Endocrine Society shows maintaining fitness and muscle mass can stave off most of that decline well into middle age. As for those whose levels fall below the healthy range for their age, according to Woloshin, the benefits and harms of testosterone replacement therapy aren’t yet known. In the meantime, adding a weekly grass-fed steak to your diet should help to maintain healthy hormone levels. And I’d say that’s a form of therapy, too.

OUR HEARTS Lined areas on the stress echo image show that Joe’s atria (upper heart chambers) are normal in size and very similar to Paul’s measures.

Despite the age difference, their hearts are virtually the same.

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Ageing By Numbers What Paul learnt “Most 32-year-olds never get this many tests in the absence of symptoms – not to mention unlimited funds – but I’m glad I did. Even though I soundly defeated my dad, I saw glimpses of my future self, both good and bad. As Dunsky said, I now have a baseline of health and fitness I can refer to for the rest of my life. This is key; measurements taken at any one moment in time don’t mean nearly as much as those charted over time.

Knowledge is health.”

What Joe learnt “Some men don’t believe in searching for disease; medical tests can send you down rabbit holes. Well, I believe the opposite. The more educated you are as a patient, the healthier you’ll be.

Sure, I learned some scary things. I have proof that I’ve lost my edge. And those heart issues are in my rear-view like a speeding lorry. But it’s a motivator to keep running, do more lifting, eat more protein and keep pitting myself against youth. Because the moment I stop is when I’m truly old.”

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ou could be forgiven for believing fermented morsels to be a new branch of superfoods.

They are not. True, wellness bloggers and social media ‘nutritionalists’ feed off their popularity for followers, while the global probiotics industry is predicted to top $65bn a year by 2023. But the process of lacto-fermentation is an ancient one. Central African farming societies subsisted on porridge made from soured oats; across Asia, the art of pickling vegetables varies by village; the Inuits ferment fish, seal and whale; and, in Europe, we habitually consume sauerkraut and pickled roots. Fermentation, you see, has been trending pretty hard since 6000BC. Its name deriving from lactobacillus (a ‘friendly’ bacteria that converts sugars to lactic acid to preserve fruits and vegetables by killing off all sinister bacteria), lactofermentation enhances not only food’s shelf-life, but cultivates the nutrients pickled within. As a result, you get an increased payload of vitamins, minerals and, crucially, probiotics – live cultures that promote the healthy balance of bacteria in your gut biome, linked to everything from boosting mood, immunity and energy, to a reduction in obesity, heart attacks and cancers.

Downing yoghurt pots is to somewhat miss the point, however. Fermenting and pickling your own foods at home – while admittedly more involved than a Yakult – packs more health benefits, flavour and nutritional potency into every bite. What follow are five meals that serve up fermented foods as their proud and primary ingredients. Break with the trend. This is for men with truly cultured tastes.

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Adding a dash of rice vinegar to starchy meals has been linked to improved blood sugar control.

Which justifies adding that crusty bread roll.

Burger With Super Slaw And Fermented Ketchup

By Andrea Waters, co-founder of Redemption Bar INGREDIENTS (SERVES 4) • RAW BEETROOT, 40G, GRATED • SHIITAKE MUSHROOMS, 50G, DICED • OLIVE OIL 1TBSP • A RED ONION, FINELY DICED • GARLIC CLOVES, 2, CRUSHED • BLACK BEANS, 400G, RINSED • GROUND FLAXSEEDS, 30G • SMOKED PAPRIKA, 1TBSP • RED MISO PASTE, 2TBSP • HIMALAYAN SALT, 2TSP • GROUND BLACK PEPPER, 2TSP • WALNUTS, 200G, CHOPPED • SOURDOUGH BREADCRUMBS, 180G Leave the grated beetroot in a colander over a bowl to drain off excess liquid. While that’s dripping away, oven-roast the mushrooms in a splash of oil until brown, not crispy, and set aside to cool slightly. Saute the onions and garlic until soft.

Pulse the onion and garlic with the beans, mushrooms, flaxseeds, paprika, miso paste (try brand Miso Tasty), salt and pepper. It should be nicely combined, but still chunky.

Combine the mixture with the beetroot, walnuts and breadcrumbs (add more if it’s too wet – it needs to hold its shape). Pat the mixture into four patties and rest in the fridge for at least an hour. Brown the patties in a pan with oil and finish in the oven for five minutes.

You’ll need some sides with that…

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INGREDIENTS • A LARGE CARROT, PEELED AND GRATED • A MEDIUM KOHLRABI, PEELED AND GRATED • SAUERKRAUT, 500G • CORIANDER LEAVES, HALF A BUNCH, ROUGHLY CHOPPED • FLAT-LEAF PARSLEY, HALF A BUNCH, ROUGHLY CHOPPED • UNWAXED LEMON, ZEST ONLY Mix all the ingredients together.

And that’s it, basically. Add as much dressing as you like, depending on whether you want it just bound together or almost drowning.

Red Dead Fermentation Your ketchup only takes 15 minutes to make, but 16 hours to ferment. Fortunately, this recipe is for 1.5 litres of the stuff, so you can make a big batch and keep it in the fridge for a couple of months.

INGREDIENTS • VEGAN WORCESTERSHIRE SAUCE, ¾CUP • UNFILTERED RAW APPLE CIDER VINEGAR, ½CUP • PURE MAPLE SYRUP, ½CUP • COCONUT WATER KEFIR, 100ML • SMOKED PAPRIKA, 1TBSP • HIMALAYAN SALT, 1TBSP • ORGANIC TOMATO PASTE, 1L Combine the first six ingredients in a bowl, stir well, then add the tomato paste and stir again before transferring into a large, wide glass or ceramic jar. Fasten a cloth over the top with a rubber band.

Leave for 16 hours in a warm space. The kitchen is ideal – just keep it away from the window if it’s cold outside. Then either pour your ketchup into bottles and cap, or stick an airtight lid on your existing jar. And apply liberally to everything.

Salted Fermented Daikon With Chilli, Coriander, Ginger And Sesame

By Miles Kirby, executive chef and co-founder of Caravan Daikon, sometimes known as Japanese radish or mooli, is one of the most consumed root vegetables across swathes of Asia, principally because it is as toothsome raw as it is cooked. This makes it ideal for the laziest of culinary processes: lacto-fermentation.

But there is more to unearth than just flavour. A study in Food Chemistry found that compounds in the veg protect your DNA from oxidative damage, much like that caused by too many 7am HIIT classes, for example.

Prep it slow – and stay fast.

INGREDIENTS • DAIKON, 400G, SLICED • SEA SALT, 10G • ONIONS, 120G, CHOPPED • SALT, 2TSP • CHILLI FLAKES, 50G • FISH SAUCE, 60ML • RICE WINE VINEGAR, 60ML • GARLIC, 20G, CRUSHED • GINGER, 35G, GRATED • CORIANDER, 3 HANDFULS • CASTER SUGAR, 10G • SPRING ONIONS, 2, SLICED • BLACK SESAME SEEDS, ½TSP Massage the daikon with the sea salt in a bowl and leave for an hour.

Pulse the remaining ingredients, apart from the spring onions and seeds, in a blender until mixed well.

Wash the salt from the daikon and then dry it. Mix it with the sauce and store in a sterilised, unsealed Kilner jar for 24 hours. Then seal it and stick it in the fridge for at least four days.

As it ferments over time, it will develop deeper flavours. Serve with the spring onion and seeds. Simple.

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Regardless of the confused nutritional consensus on red meat, researchers agree it’s hard on your digestive system.

Happily, by foregoing the mince patty in favour of a vegetable version, replete with flavour and fibre and topped with slaw and fermented ketchup, you’re flipping the regular gut-buster into a probiotic punch-packer.

Super-Fast Slaw OK, it might be cheating slightly. But using sauerkraut instantly adds fermented goodness to a coleslaw that takes mere minutes to knock up. Chop chop, now.

Coriander is more than just a fragrant garnish.

It’s rich in vitamin K1 – a third of your RDA per large handful – which strenghtens your bone health.

Put a bunch of dietary fibres in a jar with minerals such as calcium, potassium and iron, along with some C- and B-vits.

Now, add gingerol, capsaicin and chlorophyll, finishing with 34 amino acids. Congratulations: you’ve just made kimchi – a pickled Korean cabbage, and one of the five healthiest foods in the world. Or you could just follow the recipe below, and plate it up with a fresh eel salad.

Golden Kimchi And Smoked Eel Salad

By Erchen Chang, head chef at Bao and Bao Fitzrovia Higher consumption of kimchi was found to have a “profoundly positive effect” on the cholesterol levels of healthy adults, the Journal of Medicinal Food reports.

Eel adds extra phosphorus, which strengthens bones and ligaments, containing more than the quantities of milk, yogurt and shrimp combined.

KIMCHI INGREDIENTS • CHINESE CABBAGE, 2 HEADS • SALT, SPRINKLE • A CLOVE OF GARLIC • FERMENTED BEANCURD BLOCKS, 4 • A GREEN APPLE • A CARROT • CASTER SUGAR, 2TBSP • SESAME OIL, 1TSP • RICE WINE VINEGAR, 1½TBSP • CHILLIES, 2 TO SERVE • SMOKED EEL, HANDFUL, DICED • SALAD LEAVES, HANDFUL • GRELOT ONION, ½, SLICED • CHILLI OIL, 2TBSP • GOLDEN KIMCHI, 100G First, wash your hands well to keep bad bacteria out of your kimchi.

Wash the cabbage and chop it into chunks. Sprinkle with salt, layer by layer, then let it sit for 24 hours.

The next day, blitz the garlic, beancurd (you’ll find it in Chinese supermarkets), apple, carrot, sugar, 100ml water, sesame oil and rice wine vinegar to make the sauce. When it’s smooth, and only then, add the chilli.

Drain the water from the salted cabbage and mix it in a bowl with the sauce. Put the mixture in a sterilised glass jar and tuck it away somewhere dark for a least a week.

Finally, dress the golden kimchi with all the other ingredients and serve cold, alongside your smoked eel and salad. Dress with chilli oil, eat and feel very wholesome, indeed.

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A cooked breakfast needn’t leave a grease stain on your health. The probiotics in this dish have been proven to curb anxiety, with a Psychiatry Research study finding that regular sauerkraut intake leads to higher levels of GABA, a neurotransmitter that tempers your brain’s fear response.

Celeriac also bumps up the fibre you need to feed your digestive microbes, while the ’kraut’s sharpness is balanced out by the eggs.

Your #brunch posts are about to gain more likes.

The fermentation processes at work in sauerkraut increase the bioavailability of the vitamin C by 200%, compared to the raw veg.

Halloumi, as with other sheep’s milk cheeses, is easier on your digestion than most, and adds an extra 8g of protein on top top of the eggs.

Celeriac And Sauerkraut Rösti With Poached Eggs And Halloumi

By Eve Kalinik, nutritionist and author of Be Good To Your Gut INGREDIENTS (SERVES 2) • CELERIAC, 130G • SAUERKRAUT, 20G, LIQUID SQUEEZED OUT • FREE-RANGE EGGS, 6 • ONION POWDER, 2TSP • GROUND CUMIN, 2TSP • COCONUT FLOUR, 1TBSP • SALT AND PEPPER, PINCH • UNSALTED BUTTER, 1TBSP • APPLE CIDER VINEGAR, DASH • UNPASTEURISED HALLOUMI, 4 SLICES • FRESH HERBS (TRY PARSLEY OR DILL) TO GARNISH Trim the tough skin off the celeriac, then grate it into a large bowl. Add the sauerkraut, two egg whites, onion powder, cumin, coconut flour and a pinch of salt and pepper. Get your hands in to mix it all up well. Divide the mixture into four and flatten into small, pancake-shaped röstis.

Bring a pan of water to the boil, ready to poach the four remaining eggs with a dash of apple cider vinegar. Heat a frying pan on

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Shred the cabbage into thin strips and place into a large bowl. Add the salt and massage it into the cabbage to release any liquid. After 15–20 minutes, you should see a pool of liquid in the bowl. Now you can add the caraway seeds and chilli. a medium heat, add the butter, then fry the röstis for three minutes on each side.

For the last minute or two, add the halloumi slices to the pan.

Transfer the röstis and halloumi onto a plate, almost ready to serve.

In With The Kraut Not only is sauerkraut probioticrich, but it’s also easy to make.

Plus, doing it yourself means you know it hasn’t been pasteurised or heat-treated.

Poach the eggs until done to your liking – which, if you’re unsure, is with perfectly set whites and a molten yolk – remove and drain. Place the eggs on top of the röstis. Garnish with fresh herbs and a pinch of mineral-rich salt, then give your gut what it’s starving for.

INGREDIENTS • A MEDIUM CABBAGE (WHITE, RED OR A MIX) • MINERAL-RICH SALT, 2TBSP • CARAWAY SEEDS, 1TBSP • RED CHILLI, ½, DESEEDED AND FINELY CHOPPED

Pack the cabbage down inside a jar and then cover it with the liquid from the bowl. Secure the jar with a muslin cloth and rubber band so that it can breathe.

Press down the cabbage inside the jar every few hours.

After 24 hours, seal the jar with a lid and keep it at room temperature for a further three or four days. You can leave it longer for extra flavour and fermentation.

When it tastes the way you want, store it in the fridge.

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While the Okinawans’ restricted calorie intake may be what gobbles up the headlines, it is the strong tang of fermentation in the Japanese diet that keeps their life expectancy in the mid-eighties. A study published in the journal Plos One found that probiotics directly ease joint pain and arthritis. But you don’t need to be a grand-master of traditional techniques to stay limber – just Google your nearest Asian supermarket and start cultivating your own blue zone of physical and mental longevity from the comfort of your own home.

Black garlic has twice the antioxidant levels of the white variety and is toxic to 14 types of cancers. It’s dark magic.

Along with 16g of fibre per 100g, the rape leaves also serve up 82% of your iron RDA, for more energy throughout the day.

And until you’re 127, presumably.

Crab And Pollock Roe Soba Noodles With Fermented Black Garlic And Rape Leaf

By Paul Greening, head chef at Aqua Kyoto INGREDIENTS (SERVES 2) • KATSUOBUSHI BUTTER, 50G • POLLOCK ROE, 30G • BLACK FERMENTED GARLIC, 6 CLOVES, THINLY SLICED • FERMENTED RAPE LEAF, 100G • SPRING ONIONS, 2, THINLY SLICED • MINCED GINGER, 1TSP • SOBA NOODLES, 140G, COOKED • CRAB MEAT, 100G, COOKED • GREEN SHISO LEAVES, 4, SLICED To make black garlic, pop regular cloves in a rice warmer for two weeks.

Or you could just buy some. The rape leaves need fermenting for a few days in nukadoko (fermented rice bran) – Greening makes his own, but you can buy starter kits online.

Heat a frying pan with katsuobushi butter, scraping out the pollock roe while you wait. Stir in the pan, adding the garlic and rape leaves.

Throw in the spring onions, minced ginger, cooked soba and crab for one minute, mixing well. Once it’s hot, serve in a bowl with the shiso leaves.

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Little White Lies Unethical, unrealistic or just a load of quasi-spiritual hogwash – placebos have a bad reputation. But now many physicians are waking up to their potential, and the latest evidence suggests their effects hold true. To find out whether sugar pills can revitalise the tired, gym-going office worker, we conducted an experiment of our own. Could healing our bodies turn out to be an act of faith?

WORDS BY TOM WARD – PHOTOGRAPHY BY ROWAN FEE

DO YOUR MEDS REALLY DO WHAT IT SAYS ON THE BOX?

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Suppose we told you there was a pill that could provide you with the energy to power through your morning workouts with professional dedication, then arrive at your desk ready – no, raring – to start your working day? Suppose the same pill could banish training aches and pains and erase your mid-afternoon headache; could cure you of chronic procrastination and rebalance your off-kilter sleep cycle?

The bad news is that no such capsule exists. The good news is that, if you dared to believe us, even just for a second, it may well be enough.

Backed by an increasingly robust body of evidence, prescriptions of placebo pills are on the rise. What’s more, many of these prescriptions are now ‘open-label’ – that is to say, patients are knowingly taking sugar pills to combat cramps, allergies, chronic pain and depression.

And, crucially, they’re feeling the benefits.

The latest figures suggest that 97% of UK GPs have prescribed placebo pills. And this has been proven to aid everything from stomach ulcers to – according to one study detailed in the journal Mechanisms of Placebo Pain Reduction – the perception of pain when test subjects’ fingers were squeezed in a vice.

While their use in mainstream medical practice may be new, the phenomenon can trace its origins back to the second world war. Treating Allied soldiers in southern Italy and desperately low on morphine, a nurse assisting anaesthetist Henry Beecher told a wounded soldier that he was about to receive a powerful painkiller. In fact, her syringe contained only salt water. To their surprise, the injection calmed the soldier, preventing the onset of shock. Beecher would go on to become a leading voice in how new pharmaceutical drugs are tested.

Currently, it is estimated that half of all drugs reaching final-stage trials are

discontinued because of their inability to beat sugar pills in blind tests. Faced with two options, patients simply cannot tell the difference. To what degree, then, is the real thing any more valuable than the belief that what you are taking is real?

The most recent breakthrough came with the realisation that patients didn’t necessarily have to be deceived in order for placebos to work. In 2017, a 260-person study review carried out by Dr Jeremy Howick, a clinical epidemiologist at Oxford University, found that open-label placebos are just as efficient at improving symptoms compared to those purporting to be functioning medicines.

In one study, patients with lower back pain given open-label pills noted a fast reduction in discomfort.

In others, they’ve been found to reduce symptoms of irritable bowl syndrome, depression and attention deficit hyperactivity disorder. Howick – who has written a book on the subject, Doctor You – attributes this to ‘embodied cognition’. Essentially, the mere anticipation of improvement signals the body to release chemicals that can help to alleviate symptoms. It’s like Pavlovian conditioning, in which your brain anticipates reward (energy and alertness, for example) based on a stimulus (such as the action of taking a supplement).

To test this theory for ourselves – and to find out whether placebos hold any promise for the tired, overstretched, but otherwise healthy, man – we decided to carry out our own testing protocol.

For two weeks, three writers would pop a pill once a day. One would knowingly take an energising cocktail of creatine, ginseng and B vitamins. Another would knowingly take a sugar-pill placebo, and the third would take the same, believing it to be a vitality-boosting vitamin complex. We recorded their results, then asked Howick to weigh in on how sugar pills can work for you.

“THE MERE HOPE OF IMPROVEMENT SIGNALS YOUR BODY TO EASE SYMPTOMS”

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SOME BELIEVE PLACEBOS ARE AN UNTAPPED PANACEA

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David Morton - 34 Deputy Editor at Men’s Health The Pill - Solgar Gold Specifics Energy Modulators solgar.co.uk A punishing fitness schedule, young family and exacting job meant David could use all the performance help he could get. His course of healthboosting nutrients plugged the gap “I’ve been training harder than usual as part of a body-transformation feature.

Using the Primal 9 app, I’ve been fitting in a combination of strength training, cardio and conditioning for an hour a day, five days a week. On top of that, most mornings I’m up at 5am with a two-year-old child. So it’s full-on. The idea of taking a pill to give me a booster shot appealed, and I believe they have helped. While I’m not a lot more energetic

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Ben Hobson - 35 Digital Editor at Runner’s World The Pill - Placebo World Sucrose Capsules placebo-world.com Returning to his training after illness, Ben decided to throw himself into cardio with the help of an energy pill.

Unbeknown to him, he was fuelling his workouts with a placebo

84% Doctors surveyed who described placebos as ethically acceptable

“I’ve been doing a lot of fitness and gym work lately, and have been popping the pills before my runs and weight-training sessions. I was expecting more side effects. Most of the energy pills I’ve taken before contain beta-alanine, which gives you a hot, tingling face, so that’s what I was anticipating. Those aren’t the sort of reactions you can ignore – you know it’s doing something.

With these, it was different. I had

than usual during my gym sessions, I do feel less exhausted back at my desk and I don’t find myself fading come 4pm.

“After taking my pill every morning, I’d often then forget about it, which could be why I haven’t noticed a more marked change in how I feel. I didn’t overthink the process. I’ve had three or four nights recently when I haven’t slept so easily, but that’s likely due to the fact that I’ve changed my diet to include fewer carbs, so I might be producing less melatonin.

“My case is an interesting one as I know the pills I’m taking are ‘real’.

I guess there’s a psychosomatic aspect to that; I know they’re genuine and so I expect them to work. Considering my diet is currently quite restrictive – I’m on a calorie deficit – I feel like the pills have been filling in for the caffeine and sugar I would usually rely on to prop me up.

“So, yes, overall I noticed their impact.

If I was eating my normal diet and not training so hard, I might not rate them as highly. But, even though I haven’t been bestowed with boundless energy, they have made up for a shortfall – and paid my energy debt on a daily basis.”

David’s score: 7/10

increased focus, rather than a surge of energy. The pills helped, but not like dosing on caffeine.

“On some days, when my baby son had had a bad night and I’d turn up at the office knackered, taking a pill would make me feel better for a little while.

I think there were a couple of occasions when the supplements added an extra element to my training, too. A lot of that is down to the fact that I was returning to training after being ill, likely having lost a little of my fitness. The trial helped to motivate me. I’d take a pill, wait half an hour, then head to the gym thinking, ‘This is it.’ It would have seemed a waste to take them and then not train.

“Once or twice, I forgot to take the pills. Strangely, I think I pushed myself that bit harder on those days because I wanted to match the other sessions.

In general, though, I trained at my usual pace. I was taking them in the hope of making regular sessions feel easier, rather than harder sessions less painful.

“All in all, the difference wasn’t huge.

At times they were helpful – but I’ve taken supplements with more impact.”

Ben’s score: 5/10

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THE CONSCIOUS PLACEBO POPPER ER

Ted Lane - 27 Commissioning Editor at Men’s Health The Pill - Placebo World Sucrose Capsules

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A heavy workload pushed training to the bottom of Ted’s to-do list. He timed his course of open-label placebos with a weights-room reacquaintance “I knew these pills were placebos. But having been provided with a specific purpose for taking them, to boost my energy, well, that made it interesting.

The fact I was actively seeking some kind of sensation meant they kind of worked. I was acknowledging a problem and looking for a solution.

“A quick caveat: I deliberately timed this experiment with my return to training. Beforehand, I’d been so busy that I’d come into the office early, only to then work through lunch. The more gym sessions I let slip, the more lethargic I became, and so the less motivation I had to exercise. My low energy levels were something I was very conscious of. Beginning the placebo trial offered an extra incentive to force myself away from my desk.

“Even though I knew them to be fake, I don’t think I could fully grasp the fact that the pills weren’t going to work.

That was the weird thing. It didn’t make any difference to my mindset. When I took them, the thought would pop into my head: ‘This is an energy pill.’

I’ve also never taken energy-boosters that have a slow-burn effect, as opposed to more instantaneous pre-workout supplements, so I had no real frame of reference for how they were supposed to make me feel.

“I noticed the effect most in the gym.

After taking the pills, I pushed myself that bit harder than I otherwise would have done. But I also had more energy at work afterwards. I didn’t just come back to my desk, yawn through my afternoon tasks and wait to go home. I was focused, if not in the super-switched-on way you’d expect after a megadose of caffeine.

“I feel a lot better now than I did a few weeks ago. Whether that’s from the extra workouts or the pills themselves, something certainly worked.”

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In Ben’s case, it seems likely he might not have experienced much effect over and above the ‘natural high’ of exercise – which is certainly no bad thing. What’s interesting about Ted, who took the same placebos knowingly, is that he couldn’t fully grasp the fact that they weren’t going to work. And, as a result, he did feel some benefits.

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The reason placebos confuse people is that many struggle to understand how the mind can cure the body. Certain complaints some people assume are ‘just psychological’, while others – anything that shows up on an X-ray, say – are ‘physiological’. This leads us to believe there are certain things placebos can’t fix.

This philosophy is very much mistaken.

Nothing is ‘just in your head’. Your mind and body are so intertwined that they can’t be separated. It’s why placebo back, knee and shoulder surgeries have been seen to work as well as the ‘real’ thing.

Fabrizio Benedetti, professor of physiology and neuroscience at the University of Turin, uses the phrase ‘placebo response’, instead of ‘placebo effect’. He reinforces that inert pills can act as a catalyst for the body’s endogenous healthcare system – its natural healing mechanisms. After more than a decade of research, he claims to have mapped the biochemical reactions that make up the placebo response.

He believes the brain produces its own analgesic (painkilling) compounds under conditions of stress, which not only relieve pain, but can also modulate heart rate and respiration – and that this can be triggered by knowingly taking placebos. Benedetti believes such processes can help lift mood, sharpen cognitive ability, relieve insomnia, limit the production of stressrelated hormones such as cortisol and help digestive disorders.

Crucially, you don’t need to buy a placebo ‘pill’ to benefit from a placebo response. Even positive self-talk – “I’m going to have a great workout”, “I feel energised” – can have the same effect.

Many mind-body techniques including meditation and mindfulness can also help to induce the relaxation response.

And for those who train seriously, the body rebuilds itself best when it is relaxed and less stressed.

It seems the mind has far more power over the body than most would believe, and that actively tapping into this – with or without a sugar pill – can have a huge impact.

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a pill, even if we know on a conscious level that they are just placebos. It’s likely that Ted’s body reacted to the act of taking a pill, in spite of what he knew.

What’s really interesting is David’s response. Because he was the only person taking genuine nutritional supplements, it’s difficult to tell whether they had any impact above a placebo effect. He mentions a ‘psychosomatic aspect’, and he could be right. I’m only aware of small trials showing that energy

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modulators high in ginseng, such as those David took, work any better than a placebo. Certain supplements’ claims are not supported by evidence – but if you believe they work, they often will.

This issue also raises a problem with the ‘nocebo’ effect, in which our beliefs have a negative impact. If you regularly take a supplement, then one day run out, it can create a negative expectation: “I don’t have my magic supplement, so I won’t have a good workout.” It’s worth considering that the placebo benefits can be a double-edged sword.

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In Senegal, professional wrestlers are more highly revered than any other sportsmen, with six-figure salaries to match. For young men, success in the ring is a chance to escape poverty, while those at the top maintain their status with the help of shamanic rituals. MH took a ringside seat

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physically, by some of the planet’s most inhospitable mountains, deserts and rivers, and politically, by decadeslong conflicts, border disputes and humanitarian crises. But despite the turmoil, an unlikely shared passion runs the length and breadth of the continent.

It’s not, as one might suspect, a love of football, but a deep and profound appreciation of bare-basics wrestling.

Throughout the 54 African nations, no form is as popular or as intrinsic to its country’s way of life, as Senegal’s historic national sport, known in the native Wolof language as ‘Laamb’ or, in French, as ‘La Lutte Sénégalaise’ (Senegalese fighting).

Across this West African country, from dusty village squares to Dakar’s biggest arena, it is a sport that attracts sell-out crowds and shuts down cities with ease.

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04 for war, the sport has been making fighters famous since wrestler Boukar Djillakh Faye became a star in the 14th century. Today, La Lutte is a multimillion-dollar spectacle.

Its top wrestlers are some of the most famous men in the country, with their faces appearing on T-shirts, buses and billboards.

For those competing at the highest level, there is opportunity to earn up to £150,000 per match – a startling amount in a country where the average worker earns just 75p per hour.

But it takes more than a rigid and dedicated training regime to reign victorious in the sport of La Lutte.

Among the competitors, their trainers and followers, superstition, magic and

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folklore hold equal reverence, with an arsenal of rituals, talismans and incantations considered as vital to victory as a wrestler’s strength and skill.

This is ‘gris-gris’, a spiritual practice with its roots in the Islamic faith. It may seem anachronistic in a sport that attracts sponsorship from telecoms giants and coverage across dedicated TV channels, but for the gris-gris wrestlers of Senegal, staying faithful to traditional rituals is no mere show, as photographer Christian Bobst discovered over the course of several trips.

RITUAL TRAINING Senegal is traditionally the only West African country to allow blows with the hand, but today its fighters practise Luttee Traditionnelle both avec and sans ‘frappe’ (hits). The more traditional, hands-free version is reserved for

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local village matches, while stadium fights routinely feature devastating jabs and punches. Whatever weapon is used – hand, elbow, knee, or an opponent’s own bodyweight – the winner is the first to throw his adversary to the ground by lifting him up and over. Typically, a match will last no longer than the 90 seconds it takes a skilled fighter to upend a challenger, to the delight of the crowd.

Bobst, a Swiss photographer, first came across the sport when working in a small village on behalf of an NGO in 2012. He has since returned to Senegal to document wrestling matches across the country. “The atmosphere in the bigger stadiums is febrile,” he says. “In the cities it feels very serious; police protect the fighters. It isn’t like football hooliganism, but people do lose their minds sometimes. In the countryside, it’s a lot more playful.”

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FIGHTING SPIRIT The differences between these arenas are as vast as the men fighting in them.

Some, like Balla Gaye 2 and Eumeu Sene are household names and, “more popular than soccer players,” says Bobst.

So valuable is their cultural cachet that, “even politicians want to be pictured with them.” At the other end of the spectrum are the huge numbers of young hopefuls attending spitand-sawdust bare bones training schools on rural beaches. Senegal’s climate is too hot for wrestling during the day, with matches taking place at dusk, illuminated by the glow of electric mosquito traps. Those hungry to break into the sport train when they can – around school and jobs – and will often practise well into the night, silhouetted as the sun sinks over the sea.

The training is basic but effective.

Bobst recalls watching one competitor run across the sand with two others attached to him by a large rubber band.

Other times they’ll carry each other as they run. The key is to build both balance and strength in the core and legs – as fights always take place on sand, developing a solid foundation is essential.

Alongside these rudimentary exercises, the fighters undergo a regimen of bodyweight and skills training, including press-ups, squats and practice fights.

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The set-up will still be sparse – there’s rarely enough money for equipment – but the chance to be noticed is worth the entry fee: “The young men with the most talent will go on to train at one of the famous academies run by ex-fighters like Balla Gaye, who opened the first official wrestling school in Senegal,” Bobst says. “Many successful wrestlers have graduated from his school, including the sport’s superstar [and Gaye’s namesake] Balla Gaye 2.”

Their training regimes are fuelled by a diet not unlike that of any other athlete – piles of rice for carbohydrates, plus fish and meat cooked in oil. Except, in their case, the more weight they can gain, the better. “Usually the fighters start out lean and athletic, then later they try to put on weight,” says Bobst. “They’re still strong and muscular, but they’ll aim to get a bigger belly.” The more you weigh, of course, the harder it is for an opponent to lift you in the air, and the more chance you have of using your bodyweight to beat them down.

But despite their dedication, even the best fighter considers his preparation futile without the protection of the most important component: gris-gris magic.

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At the highest, stadium-packing level of La Lutte, each wrestler will spend a vast amount of money on amassing an entourage of shamans and religious teachers known as ‘marabouts’. This support team is tasked with performing rituals believed to bestow supernatural powers upon a wrestler before a fight.

Wealthier and more successful athletes will be able to acquire the most soughtafter spiritual talent.

Bobst is quick to point out that these practices are in no way cartoonish. This is not the voodoo of Western pop culture: “Senegal is a Muslim country and they would probably say that the Christians perform voodoo, which is mostly black magic, while the Muslims perform gris-gris, which is white magic.”

Of course, that’s not to say there’s no foul play: “Fighters will sometimes hire voodoo priests to perform black magic, too,” Bobst explains. “Each fighter is afraid that an opponent could have more spiritual support, so they try to hire as many marabouts as possible to ensure that they win.”

Traditionally, gris-gris refers to amulets made by the marabouts. These

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often take the form of a small cloth bag inscribed with verses from the Qur’an and containing ritual objects. Their uses are varied among descendants of the West African diaspora; in Haiti they are regarded as good luck charms. In the Cajun communities of Louisiana, they are thought to ward off ill-fortune. For the wrestlers of Senegal, they are believed to mean the difference between a crushing defeat and a glorious victory. “They’re not just part of a costume,” says Bobst.

“They’re worn to provide protection.”

Just as boxers have their walkout songs, gris-gris wrestlers have their own elaborate intimidation strategies.

“Before a big stadium fight, the reigning champions will walk around performing rituals with their marabouts. There are drums and music. They pour ‘magic’ fluids over their heads.”

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Alongside this ritual dance, called a bàkk, fighters will inhale ‘holy smoke’ and release pigeons, believed to bring even more luck. Each fighter has an assistant to watch over his amulets. Equal reverence is given to the removal of these amulets post-fight, too. Win or lose, this is always done behind closed doors, and in the presence of a shaman. Bobst recalls not being allowed into a room where this was happening because it was apparently dangerous and ‘full of spirits’. “It’s a very paranoid system,” he says.

EXTERNAL FORCES These days, there are other, more modern, powers at work in the sport, too. Many of the fighters competing at the top level believe their street cred is improved by temporarily relocating to Europe or the US to train. “Most of the wrestlers I talked to want to go abroad. It’s their chance to travel, to see the world,” says Bobst. “It’s

also a status thing. If you can afford to go to America then you really are someone.”

But as well as gaining a competitive edge in the gym, it’s rumoured that many of the wrestlers have been introduced to steroids while abroad. According to Bobst, it is an open secret that top-level fighters have used them to gain size and strength before returning to Senegal to compete.

“Anabolics aren’t yet widely popular, but everyone talks about it,” he says. Signs of outside influence are apparent too in the wrestlers’ clothing; men perform gris-gris rituals in tech sportwear next to those in traditional costume. Some wear T-shirts emblazoned with sponsors’ logos.

As their celebrity grows, wrestlers are also demanding – and receiving – higher pay for their performance. They read about their competitors’ salaries in daily papers such as the Sunu Lamb,

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which reports exclusively on Senegalese wrestling, and start to form a sense of their commercial worth, accurate or otherwise. For the next generation of aspiring fighters, the bar is set high and it’s difficult to imagine that those lucky enough to escape poverty and make a career from fighting will resist the lure of America.

But whether they will relinquish centuries of tradition remains to be seen. It’s easy to write off the gris-gris rituals as a mere performance piece. But, for now at least, their effects can be very real.

In 2015, Bobst documented a sell-out fight between Balla Gaye 2 and Eumeu

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“Eumeu Sene turned up late and was very angry and aggressive. When the fight started he went into the arena and went ballistic. After beating Gaye 2, he started crying. I couldn’t understand what he was saying, but obviously he was not well.

“Later, it emerged that his team had told him somebody had found some gris-gris on the grave of his mother. He was convinced that Gaye 2’s team had done it. That’s a big no-go in their culture.

You cannot put magic spells on the grave of someone’s mother. It made Eumeu so angry that he won the match. In the end, it turned out that it wasn’t even true; his own team had made the whole thing up to provoke him.”

In such cases, it’s difficult to argue that gris-gris doesn’t work. The psychological effect is undeniably powerful.

The recent influx of money into the sport may be a new and strange phenomenon in La Lutte. But money isn’t the only force that moves.

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If you’re looking to lose weight, there are options. You could slave away at the treadmill, put down roots in the weights room or just deny yourself pleasure at the dinner table.

Alternatively, you could cheat the whole system. That’s because, with a little scientific tinkering, you can rewire your brain, hijack your biology and make fat loss automatic every hour of the day. This is our guide to outsmarting Mother Nature. Let’s make your genes a better fit Words by Louee Dessent-Jackson & Scarlett Wrench – Photography by Jobe Lawrenson

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Amp Up Your Fibre Power Leaner men have healthier gut bacteria than their overweight peers. But while this is partly inherited, a smart addition to your daily diet can flip the switch. An NHS study found the fibre inulin is better for your gut than probiotic drinks.

To get your fill, roast in-season Jerusalem artichoke with garlic and add it to your soups and salads.

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See Insta Results Food cravings begin in the brain, not the belly, with the part of your grey matter responsible for visual imagery particularly active. Next time you find yourself salivating, rewire your mental circuits by bringing a vivid, compelling or emotive picture to mind, advises Frontiers in Psychiatry.

Lacking imagination? A scroll through @natgeoadventure after lunch should transport you to a better mental space.

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Empty The Tank Evolution has hardwired our bodies to store fat for potential famine, rather than torching it for fuel. But imposing a tactical food delay could hack your weightloss hard drive. A Uni of Bath study found training on an empty stomach triggers the ‘PDK4 gene’: a sign that your body fat is burning off. An hour’s effort is enough, so schedule in your Sunday run before you settle at the brunch table.

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Diarise Your Cheat Days Scientists now know willpower can be biological, rather than an acquired personality trait.

This means our genetics could affect our response when faced with a mouth-watering menu selection, according to Johns Hopkins Medicine.

Why leave it to chance? Take impulse out of the equation by making ‘burger night’ a fixed weekly event, rather than weakwilled indulgence. Studies show a 2700-calorie cheat day can binge-proof your brain for the rest for the week.

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Save Your Best For Last Your lunchbreak workouts may offer respite from office drudgery, but for maximum fat-burn from your weight training, save the heavy stuff for the evening. According to journal Chronobiology, our in-built body clocks mean we’re strongest at 6pm. Use this time for full-body deadlifts over curls or presses to recruit maximum muscle mass. You’ll shift more weight – and can drop them sooner, too.

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Juice Up Your Metabolism A dad bod isn’t an inevitability, no matter the shape of your own dad’s, er, bod. Make your paunch a softer target by upgrading your morning juice.

Not only is watermelon lower in sugar than OJ, it’s also rich in citrulline, which animal studies by Paris Descartes University found ‘loosens’ stubborn belly fat, making it easier for your body to burn it up. Opt for a carton of What A Melon, which is 100% pure.

It’s not just your choice intoxicant that impacts fat loss: your bar snack has its part to play, too. Peanuts are rich in resveratrol, the ‘red wine’ compound, which the European Journal of Nutrition discovered boosts your fat cells’ ability to torch calories. And to wash them down? Go British: grapes grown in cooler climes contain more of the nutrient.

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Follow A Hot Tip Not only will a warm bath speed your post-gym recovery, but add a few magnesium flakes and you can scrub away at body fat, too. These natural salts – available in most health shops, or your gym, depending on its hipster cred – raise levels of the anti-obesity hormone adiponectin, according to Journal of Nutrition research.

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Have Good Scents Here’s a tip from the sharp end of science: the smell of grapefruit has been shown to activate ‘nerve pathways’ to the body’s fat tissue, which essentially means you’re torching more calories, Osaka University reports. Of course, grapefruits aren’t exactly the most portable of snacks; happily, a pre-lunch spritz of citrus aftershave (try Terre d’Hermès) has a similar effect.

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But it’s not just the digestives at fault: a Cornell University study found 200mg of caffeine – a double espresso’s worth – dampens our tastebuds and makes sweet foods less satiating. If you recoil at the word decaf (that’s French for ‘brown water’), breakfast tea is your best of both.

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Step Into The Light It may make you feel virtuous, but shuffling from bedroom to bus to gym on dark winter mornings deprives your body of natural light. And that could cast a shadow on your fatburning plans, too: a study by North Western University found morning light exposure resets your circadian rhythm, positively affecting hormones linked to metabolism. Step out for some brisk winter rays 20 minutes before work and hit the weights room at sundown.

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Diet By Halves Still sticking by your new year eating plan? We’d advise you to quit it. According to the University of Tasmania, adopting a ‘two weeks on, two weeks off’ protocol prevents the drop in your metabolism – part of your body’s ingrained famine response – that occurs midway through a strict nutrition regimen. Give your Tupperware some time off and you’ll stand to lose an additional 8kg by summer.

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Seafood And Cheat It The lower your levels of satiety hormone leptin, the higher your risk of obesity.

Fortunately, scientists have devised an opulent approach to overturning this particular problem. Crustacea such as langoustine and lobster are rich in the mineral zinc – with roughly a third of your RDA per serving – which the journal Life Sciences says ramps up production of the hormone. With or without the lashings of garlic butter.

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Play With Fire Any man with a passion for Sriracha will be aware of chilli’s ability to bump up metabolism.

But now, recent research from the American Society for Microbiology has found that capsaicin – the burning core-chemical in chilli – hacks the genes involved in digestion, too, using up extra calories long after your tongue stops tingling. Our native Dorset Naga happens to be one of the world’s hottest – if you think you can handle it.

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Green Energy Your fat stores have met their matcha. As well as lending your latte hipster kudos, the green tea powder has been shown to boost levels of the ‘marathon enzyme’ AMPK, which McMaster University found helps you train harder for longer – and enjoy it more, too. Vitamin C makes the nutrients easier to absorb, so blend a teaspoon of powder with fresh berries as part of your morning shake.

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The Zen Is Mightier Eleven-hour working days add as much to your fat stores as they steal from your downtime, as chronic stress disrupts the hormones linked to weight control. Fortunately, Coventry University found on-trend mindfulness suppresses this response at a genetic level.

Not the meditative type?

Playing pool is proven to have a similarly soothing mental effect. Pot your belly.

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Elevate Your Fitness Flaked on your training again?

Blame your parents: the extent to which we enjoy exercise could be genetic, says VU University Amsterdam. Still, breaking a sweat needn’t be a grind. Studies show social integration and novelty are vital in helping us to stick with a plan.

Join in at a local climbing wall to keep motivation at its peak.

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Dark Magic Upgrade your overnight oats by skipping the usual fruit topping and grating a block of dark chocolate over it, instead; its polyphenols suppress genes related to fat storage, according to Nutrition journal, rewiring metabolism. Better still, a 600-calorie cocoabased breakfast has been linked to a reduced incidence of overeating later in the day.

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That the cornershop crisp selection looks all the more tempting after a hard morning of meetings is purely down to science – our ‘stress genes’ impel us to scavenge for high-fat foods when under pressure. But you can outwit them: a short gaming session on your phone is not only proven to reduce anxiety, but also crush food cravings, according to journal Appetite.

Just three minutes is enough to see willpower win out.

After a well enjoyed evening of overindulgence – be it alcoholic or calorific – sleeping through the next morning’s meal may seem sensible. Well, here’s your wake-up call: a study by Ohio State University found that a pattern of gorging and meal-skipping activates genes that lead to fat gain. Spread your meals throughout a 12hour window – which means making time for bacon and sleeping it off on the sofa later.

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Chew Through Fat If you’re really keen to supercharge your calorie burn, the muscle you need to be working is your jaw. Lingering longer over your meal and chewing thoroughly increases ‘diet-induced thermogenesis’ – that’s calorie burning, to you and us – while improving blood sugar control, according to Clinical Nutrition. Aim for 40 reps per mouthful, instead of the usual 15. That you’ll have less time to source second helpings surely helps, too.

Dampening your cravings with low-calorie fizzy drinks will have rather flat results.

Chemical sweeteners such as sucralose – found in ‘diet’ beverages – hijack fat cell production, increasing the risk of weight gain, according to George Washington Uni researchers. Instead, sub in this year’s trending fat-loss brew chicory-root coffee, for a more 2018 solution.

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Propping yourself up with extra helpings of, well, everything after another late night is only natural.

A study in Sleep journal found that scraping by on less than five hours’ rest increases endocannabinoids in the blood, which are linked to impulse and reduced willpower. If tiredness is leaving you hungry, take a trip up and down the office stairs in the late afternoon – just 10 minutes jolts your brain in the same way as caffeine.

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Scientists have found a master gene that regulates our levels of blubber-storing ‘white’ fat cells and calorie-burning ‘beige’ – and 44% of us carry a variant that raises obesity risk. But don’t take the stats lying down – not when you can hack the gene during your shower. A daily blast at a breezy 18°C, instead of your usual 45°C, will help rebalance your ratios. Grin and bear it.

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The proportion of UK consumers who buy proteinfortified foods or drinks he change happened quietly, albeit suddenly.

Once the chalky preserve of sweatbox changing rooms and elite sportsmens’ kitbags, protein has become the sexiest, most ubiquitous and most lucrative nutrient around.

Between 2010 and 2015, the number of new food products claiming to be ‘highprotein’ rose almost 500%, according to market research group Mintel. And with one in four Britons already consuming sports supplements regularly – recently rising to an alleged 42% of men aged 16-24 – it’s clear we just can’t get enough of it.

Of course, we expect to find whey in our post-gym shakes and bars. You’ve doubtless used them yourself, whether looking to build and sustain muscle or simply recover faster from your workouts.

But this relatively niche market has breached its banks. Its appeal is blowing up. Yoghurt brands such as Arla heavily market their protein content. Weetabix On The Go calls itself a ‘protein breakfast drink’. Even Marks & Spencer’s Balanced For You ready meals promote their high levels of the muscle macro.

Meanwhile, the ‘healthy’ ice cream brand Halo Top, soon to launch in the UK, now outsells all of its US competitors. This is in no small part due to its advertised 5g of protein per scoop – five times that in the caloric equivalent of a Ben & Jerry’s.

Other brands such as Shreddies and Batchelors Cup a Soup have all launched high-protein products. Coca-Cola has even created protein milk Fairlife, which the company’s executives anticipate will “rain money” for the brand.

Not even rain itself has escaped protein-ification. Recently launched ‘water’ Vieve claims to be natural, sugarfree, fat-free and high-protein – a list of descriptors that could all be applied to a glass of tap water with one exception.

Each bottle contains 20g of protein, mainly derived from collagen.

In the language of marketing gurus, protein now has a ‘health halo’, just as low-fat foods did back in the ’80s. But why exactly is this? Why have British consumers suddenly embraced this macronutrient with such strange and

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MACRO ECONOMICS We’ve known about proteins since the 18th century. The Swedish chemist who named the molecules in the 1830s coined the word from the Greek ‘pro’ – meaning first and, therefore, most important.

They are, of course, crirical to life. The amino acids of which they are comprised are essential to sustain our muscles and bones, and synthesise hormones. Research in the Journal of Nutrition found that eating a serving of protein at every meal promotes healthy ageing, while a Japanese study linked eating animal protein with a lower risk of mental decline. So far, so vital.

Crucially, it proves pretty helpful for weightloss, too: when we consume protein, it stimulates glucose production in the small intestine, which helps us to feel full. A 2013 paper from the University of Missouri found that a high-protein breakfast staves off hunger better than a regular bowl of (unfortified) cereal, even when both dishes offer the same calories.

Nevertheless, the word ‘protein’ can be a misleadingly catch-all term when describing what actually goes into adulterated food products. You have whey and casein, which are found in milk, as well as numerous plant options like those extracted from soy and hemp. One of the many growth areas for the booming high-protein industry is that derived from insects – crickets, for instance.

And, when deciding where to score your hit, not all proteins are created equal. Typically, only the animal-derived varieties found in meat and dairy contain all essential amino acids – those that our body cannot produce itself. They also offer a more favourable ratio of proteinper-calorie. Quinoa, as any health hipster

Tesco Finest High Protein Loaf 5.1g per slice

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Muscle Food Spicy Beef Protein Pizza 67g per pizza

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Regular Weetabix 4.5g per serving

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worth his Himalayan sea salt will tell you, is a rare example of a plant that contains every amino acid necessary for the human body. But you’d have to consume almost 550 calories’ worth of the stuff in order to score 20g of protein, says dietitian Chris Mohr, who has a PhD in exercise physiology. To obtain the same from a juicy steak would set you back by less than 200 calories.

Consequently, food manufacturers have realised that we don’t just want more protein, we want it in more manageable, condensed packages. Yet while the sports nutrition industry has been bulking up, British snacking habits have been waning.

According to recent research from Mintel, our consumption of sweets and crisps has fallen 10%. “Concerns around health are prompting users to cut back – most people are trying to eat healthily much, if not all, of the time,” explains Emma Clifford, Mintel’s associate director of food and drink.

“As companies clamour to capitalise on the interest in protein, there has been a surge in new products featuring the high-protein claim. Snacks lend themselves well to this, providing an easy way for consumers to boost their intake.”

Significantly, 18% of consumers now say they would happily pay more for a snack with added nutritional benefits. And in 2018 that doesn’t mean low-fat muffins or vitamin-enriched biscuits. It means extra P.

Paleo diet – have been teaching us to prioritise protein for the last two decades.

And while we’ve always been careful not to use the word ‘diet’ itself, this very magazine has promoted the nutritional benefits of protein since its inception.

According to Dr Mayur Ranchordas, a senior lecturer and sports nutrition consultant at Sheffield Hallam University, this fixation could be due to a process of elimination. “The key message nowadays is to reduce the amount of carbs we eat, and for a long time we were told not to eat fat, either,” he says. “So protein is the only macronutrient left to fill the gap.” But Ranchordas is also quick to lay responsibility with social media for the recently accelerated shift, citing the ‘wellness influencers’ who share their workout and refuel snaps on Instagram. Protein supplementation is no longer the preserve of overmuscled bench-pressers.

Body fuel has been lifestylised.

Meanwhile, Dale Pinnock, a specialist in the medicinal properties of food, thinks that our collective obsession with protein is not so much the result of a newfound interest in health, as a guilelessness when it comes to nutrition. “People are mad about protein all of a sudden because of prevailing ‘bro science’, rather than society becoming more interested in fitness per se,” he says. “Certain ‘theories’ that once existed within the confines of the gym have been brought into the mainstream and presented as true.” As a result, we’ve come to believe that more and more protein is inherently healthier.

So how much of it do we need and

“Protein is no more the preserve of bench-pressers. It’s been lifestylised”

APPETITE FOR EXCESS None of this is to address exactly why we suddenly want it so much. Of course, successive popular eating plans – from Atkins to Dukan and, more recently, the

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Dr Zoe Harcombe, a researcher in public health nutrition, points out that protein is present in almost every food, not just your chicken breast. “Nature tends to create foods with either a mix of carbs and proteins, such as vegetables, grains, legumes, or fats and proteins, such as meat, fish and eggs,” she says. All this means that we already consume more protein as part of our everyday diets than we might suspect, claims Harcombe.

“At my size, and with my activity levels, I need roughly 50g of protein a day,” she says. “I could get that from a couple of tuna steaks. But I’m still taking on protein from almost everything else I eat during the day: porridge, salad, brown rice, dark chocolate – you name it.”

Britain’s Department of Health recommends that men consume an average 56g of protein daily – or 0.75g for every kilo of bodyweight, based on the Reference Nutrient Intake (RNI).

Most of us are eating more than that: the mean average intake in the UK is 86.5g per day for men. According to a recent Scottish government report, “mean protein intakes are well above the RNIs in all age groups.”

If you’re still unsure of what that quantity looks like, a typical chicken breast contains about 40g of protein, a portion of tofu 15g and two eggs 12g. And from the fortified aisle?

You’ll find 10g in one of Eat Natural’s soya-enriched Peanut and Chocolate bars and a full 20g in a bag of Sweet Southern BBQ Chicken protein crisps.

All of which means your odds of falling short are highly unlikely.

quotas for sedentary people. Even so, it’s still a goal you can meet without desperate measures. “It’s relatively easy to get enough protein from food sources, no matter how much exercise you’re doing. There’s really no need to resort to fortified ice cream,” says Pinnock. “My major concern is the people who are banishing all carbs while eating half a grilled moose for breakfast.

They are pushing protein intake beyond a healthy level, risking damaging their kidneys, cardiovascular health, gut flora and increasing their colorectal cancer risk.”

Indeed, science suggests you really can have too much of a good thing. A 2013 paper published in the journal ISRN Nutrition concluded that an excessively high protein intake “could be useless or even harmful for healthy individuals”, especially for those who self-prescribe protein supplements and overlook the guidelines for using them, something which can be common among athletes and bodybuilders. Excess protein, the report claims, “is not used efficiently by the body and may impose a metabolic burden on the bones, kidneys and liver.”

Nevertheless, Ranchordas is keen to countenance against irrationality – after all, what we are talking about here are diets with unusually high levels of protein, prioritised at the expense of other nutrients. He recommends that we approach the alleged dangers of over-consumption with a healthy side of scepticism. “We can speculate that high-protein diets might cause problems,” he says. “But the data is not as clear as it is for high-carbohydrate diets, which are known to cause insulin resistance, glucose intolerance, obesity, heart disease and type 2 diabetes. I wouldn’t recommend a diet excessively high in any one macronutrient.”

All of which is reasonable. However, it’s not a compelling sell at the checkout.

And until the pitch of ‘naturally balanced nutrient ratios’ manages to acquire some marketing sex appeal, food marketeers will continue to seek out the most translatable sales hook, regardless of scientific nuance or veracity. In the early 2000s, that hook was omega-3.

In 2018, it is baited with protein.

“Food marketeers seek the simplest sales hook – there is no nuance”

STRENGTH IN NUMBERS The average Brit might not be at risk of deficiency, but, of course, optimal nutrition is about more than meeting base requirements. People exercising frequently will need more protein than the sofabound, and for the man in training or looking to add to his frame, government targets probably set the bar too low. “The American College of Sports Medicine recommends that athletes undergoing heavy training should eat between 1.6g and, in extreme cases, 2g per kilo of their bodyweight,” says Ranchordas.

Working out at roughly 150g a day for an average-sized man, this is double the British government’s recommended

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MINIMUM EFFECTIVE DOSE In order to sell itself as a source of protein, food-labelling guidelines dictate a product needs just 12% of its calories to be derived from the nutrient, which means many of your kitchen staples already pass muster

Spinach – 30%

Cheddar cheese – 26%

Broccoli – 20%

Chickpeas – 18%

Peanuts – 16%

Porridge oats – 13%

Tomato sauce – 12%

NATURAL ORDER What, then, is the hungry MH reader to do? Well, if you’re only making it to the gym a couple of times a week, then

35.7% The increase in ‘high-protein’ products launched in the UK within the last year alone

PROTEIN INVESTIGATION habitually stocking up on proteinfortified foods is probably unnecessary.

Protein is not a muscle-building elixir in and of itself and, in any case, it’s likely your diet already has you covered. If you’re training regularly, then – by all means – supplement your intake. But unless you’re happy to fork out 50% more for a loaf of bread, it’s easier and cheaper to add an extra scoop to your shake.

The critical point, agreed by all nutritionists we’ve spoken to, is that the quality of your diet is more important than the quantity of your macros. If all you’re doing is counting grams, the people who stand to benefit most from those extra helpings are the manufacturers of processed foods – capitalising on the prevailing myth that a ‘high protein’ badge automatically makes a food product healthy, regardless of whether it naturally belongs there or what else might be in it. As Harcombe says: “Adding protein to our crisps and cakes doesn’t make them virtuous; it just makes them junk foods with added protein.”

Food manufacturers are well aware of this, which is why they are frequently at pains to claim some kind of authenticity for their wares. When phrases like ‘clean eating’ are common parlance, drawing attention to ingredients’ ‘natural’ credentials becomes a key part of the sell for a high-protein product. As a Mintel investigation into UK attitudes concluded, brands are learning to put a strong focus on the plant-derived nature of highprotein ingredients in order to “boost associations with naturalness”. Indeed, many marketeers predict the next big retail trend will be plant-based or ‘green’ protein, in place of the ‘high-’ prefix.

But it’s worth noting that boosting “associations with naturalness” is only ever required in those cases when the food you are purchasing is, well, quite unnatural. Brands such as Vieve Protein Water, for example, bill themselves as ‘naturally flavoured’, yet a glance at the ingredients list reveal it to contain the artificial sweetener sucralose and the anti-foaming agent E900, alongside its added collagen protein.

It’s not that they’re bad for CRISPS MAY PROVIDE A PORTABLE SOURCE OF P, you. It’s just that, for the same BUT CAN THEY EVER price, you could purchase REPLACE YOUR SHAKE? eight whole pints of another health drink – one that serves up all your ‘natural’ protein alongside vitamins D, B12, calcium and phosphorus. It’s called milk. And wouldn’t that be simpler?

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With the bar on blocks, hinge down to grip it, hands just wider than shoulderwidth (A). Keeping your back flat, arms locked and feet firmly planted, lift the bar, driving your hips forwards as it passes your shins to finish with your knees, hips and shoulders locked out (B), getting you comfortable at the top of the lift.

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PHASE 1 GET GROUNDED Position your feet as you would for a squat: your toes pointed slightly outwards to harness your glute power. The bar should stay directly above your feet throughout. Hinge at your hips – push your glutes back – and grab the bar with an overhand grip.

Bend your knees and lower your hips so your shins touch the bar.

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PHASE 2 TIGHTEN UP Ensuring your body is braced before you pull is vital for correct form. Lock your arms and rotate your elbows inwards as if you’re trying to snap the bar. Lift your ribcage up to create tightness in your back and look at the floor a few feet ahead of you. The bar, your feet and shoulders should all be aligned. Get ready to pull.

PHASE 3 STAND TALL Tensing your back and glutes, take a deep breath and drive your feet through the floor. Drag the bar up your shins and, as it passes your knees, drive your hips forwards to pull it to your thighs. With your knees and hips locked, chest up and shoulders back, hold the bar at the top for one second to show your strength.

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But who has time on a weekday morning to whip up scrambled eggs and smoked salmon on a slice of rye? Precisely nobody, that’s who.

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MAN N OF STEEL Your smartwatch needn’t look like one. This battery-powered hybrid doesn’t require charging, so won’t run out of juice mid-workout, plus its steelmesh strap will add a touch of class to your outfit.

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NEW! MEAL PREP HERO #3

HOT BANGERS FOR COLD DAYS Batch cook this comforting Mex-style stew and say ¡Hola! to five immunityboosting portions, brimming with vitamins to help bolster your defences

HEARTY MEXICAN CHICKEN SAUSAGE STEW Spoon out a week of flu-fighting dinners sure to spice up tired meal prep menus

INGREDIENTS 1/ A red onion 2/ Garlic cloves, 8 3/ Chipotle paste, 100g 4/ Red peppers, 2 5/ Men’s Health Kitchen Lean Chicken Chipolatas, 10 6/ Tinned chopped tomatoes, 850g 7/ Chicken bone broth, 500ml 8/ Black beans, 850g, drained 9/ Spinach, 3 handfuls 10/ Thyme sprigs, 3 handfuls

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CHOP, CHOP Cutting your garlic releases alliinase, an enzyme that helps stop the spread of bacteria. Added to your onion’s anti-inflammatory selenium, it’s a double dose.

METHOD Step 1 Finely chop the onion and garlic and fry with a knob of coconut oil for 10min in a large, deep pan. Now, add the chipotle paste, peppers and sausages, frying for a further 5min.

Step 2 Next, stir in the tomatoes and bone broth to create your stew. Make sure you mix it well before covering the pan and letting it cook for 20min. Keep an eye on it – and don’t forget to stir.

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To increase pull-up strength and burn through more calories, finish off your workout with SUICIDE BY BURPEE PULL-UPS. It’s the final nail in fat’s coffin THE FORMAT: Keep your eye on the timer. For the first 30sec, complete one burpee pull-up, then add an extra rep every 30sec after. When you can’t fit all your reps into 30sec, just do burpees. When your burpees no longer fit into 30sec, your finisher is over. Here’s how…

01 HIT THE DECK Drop from a standing position to plant your hands on the floor with straight arms, jumping your feet back into a straight-arm plank.

From here, complete a press-up, touching your chest to the floor before launching back up to full extension.

02 FAST TRANSITIONS Burpee pull-ups are actually easier than straight ones, as you use the momentum from the jump to attack the bar. To do this from your straight-arm plank, jump both knees to your chest, sit back into a squat and then explode upwards to grab the bar.

03 WAIT A SECOND Catching the bar with a wider than shoulder-width overhand grip, pull your chest as close to it as you can. Hold on for one count before lowering with control. Drop down and stand tall – that’s one rep. Make each one after as good as the first.

THE TASKMASTER Name: Andrew Tracey Trainer tip: “Rather than trying to get up and down as quickly as possible, break this movement down.

Think of it as one giant three-move set.”

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Football haas long enjoyed a chequered relationshiip with street style. But now the beautifful game is making its mark ment logos, technical fabrics with statem and team scarves dominating the catwalks. Know the score

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Genuine Article “Beware imitations.

Or, at least, reissues.

If you’re after retro originals, always check the inside label. The neckline never lies” Neal Heard, Vintage Sports Consultant

Photographhy by Jobe Lawrenson Styling by Riccardo Chiudioni Words by Dan Masoliver

The Off-Duty Playmaker Dressed as though half-expecting to be hauled off the bench to start stretching, this supporter takes training ground chic to the next level. He’s also, naturally, a numbers fan with a stat for every occasion, the latest Apple smartwatch ensuring every fact is at his fingertips. While his route one sportswear silhouette of matching tracksuit top and bottoms with box-fresh trainers could potentially come over a tad Tony Pulis, he pulls it back with tidy one-two collaborations and fresh takes on classic training gear from the likes of Castore and Nike.

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The Dalston Diver Though a proud season-ticket holder, this hipster wouldn’t be caught dead wearing the new season’s kit – he may be tribal, but he’s no sheep. Instead, he prefers to attend games in one of the three Roberto Baggio-inspired Fiorentina shirts sourced from Topman and eBay, all of which look a class apart when paired with skinny jeans, an Adidas shell jacket, B&O Play headphones and Common Projects trainers. The Panini Italia ’90 sticker album is this enthusiast’s lookbook, while his hoard of vintage match programmes is truly his pride and joy.

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Centre Half “Club scarves were first seen on the terraces in the 1930s.

Now they’re all over the Milan and Paris runways. Football is back”

The Veteran Benchwarmer While he may spend more on his Sky and BT Sport subscriptions than he managed to get through during his days in the stands, this committed fan won’t let a little thing like fathering twins – babies Alex and José – get in the way of his weekend of football. His attire combines comfort and practicality without sacrificing style, pairing top-notch athleisure apparel, such as a crisp white tee and Ron Dorff jersey sweats, with designer sliders that wouldn’t look out of place on the team coach. He might need a pair of specs to watch the match, but even those are design classics.

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The Reconstructed Casual Hooliganism is a rare sight in domestic football these days, but traces of 1980s terrace style remain. This we can celebrate. In fact, with the resurgence of brands such as Stone Island and Ellesse, the look is arguably stronger today than ever. This devotee has one foot in a tougher past, the other striding into an enlightened future. He prefers podcasts to match programmes, thinks money has ruined the game and, though appearing hard as nails (sharp Mod crop, parka, Eastpak satchel and scarf), he still wept like a baby when Leicester won the league in 2016.

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SHOULD I BE WEARING...? CORDUROY

It might be the material of the moment, but it’s also one fraught with stylistic pitfalls and Jeremy Corbyn punchlines.

Associate style editor Matt Hambly tries total-look corduroy for size to see whether it’s a groove you should be digging MH’s style editor tests a new take on a vintage trend

Sometimes the unlikeliest contenders make for the most memorable successes. Think Greece winning Euro 2014 or Leicester running away with the Premiership in 2016. Style is often no different. This year, for example, the great unlikely trend for colder months is corduroy. And when it comes to improbable comebacks, there aren’t many that can top that.

Admittedly, it’s a complicated one. Unlike denim (enduringly cool) or velvet (perennially not), corduroy has been seen throughout history as alternately practical, posh, left, right, groovy and geeky. It has been the uniform of both the anti-establishment

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and the landed gentry, 18th-century dandies and 1970s roadies. Even the name itself is equivocal: some maintain it’s a derivative of the French corde du roi – literally, cloth of the king – while others claim it descends from duroy, a coarse woolen fabric worn by the Georgian working class. Politically speaking, corduroy has swapped sides more often than Game of Thrones’ Littlefinger.

Even so, there can be no doubting its current status

as the on-trend fabric of the season. Prada was the first to break cover with a variety of tan blazers and bombers featuring prominently in its AW17 collection. Then Gucci, E Tautz and Brunello Cucinelli all followed suit with their own modern interpretations of the polytechnic humanities tutor vibe. It became a look.

But of course, looking good on the runway is one thing – pulling it off on the street is another. And this is where

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I’m struggling. Wearing head-to-toe wales (the official name for the ridges that define corduroy) may be hitting all the right fashion notes, but I still can’t help feeling that I’m missing a beat. “Corduroy is a bold look, both in the sense of its inherent bulkiness and strong links to years that style forgot,” says Sarah Ann Murray, fashion consultant and stylist to Kit Harington and Samuel L Jackson. “In particular, the lower the wale – that’s to say, the thicker the cord – the more difficult it is to wear convincingly.” In other words, it starts wearing you. “I would advocate mixing up corduroy separates,” she says. “I think you’ll get more wear out of a pair of trousers than a blazer, especially in a fine, needle cord. The key is to match them with a colour and fabric that stand up to that bulk. A bright crew-neck sweater, for instance, rather than a shirt will look best.”

Ultimately, I think that this kind of look is as much a lifestyle choice as it is a style statement. It’s not the sort of thing you can ditch your jeans and sneakers for on any given weekend – friends will think you’ve turned up for lunch in fancy dress. But that’s the point, really. You need to make the fabric look as though it’s a natural part of your wardrobe.

Next time, I’ll try something a little more accessible.

Levi’s now makes a cool trucker jacket in a fine chino corduroy. It comes in black as well as the traditional tan and offers all of the fabric’s practicality without the usual dated overtones. And that’s a power chord in my book.

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Waatch aficionados have always been sniffy about quaartz, but time is a healer. With a new enemy in smartwatches, even committed horologists are beiing won over by the latest electronic upstarts

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“Quartz is thhe only ly horological tecchnology g developed in thhe 20th century,” says rrenowned collector James Dowling.

“The point of horology is keeping time, and quartz does it best.” As the rise of the smartwatch poses the biggest threat to mechanical brands, so the watch with a crystal heart is now being viewed with comparative affection.

“Wearable tech is in its infancy,” says Dowling.

“Quartz has proved itself for four decades. It’s finally being given some respect.”

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01 0 Precision i i Engineering i i g A Breitling for less than £2000 is certain to get noticed – and in this case, it’s for exactly the right reasons. The thermo-compensated Breitling SuperQuartz movement is 10 times more accurate than standard quartz. Adding to its desirability, the ultra-light case is made of Breitlight, a proprietary polymer spiked with composite fibres, making it three times stronger than titanium. It’s genius, to say the least.

02 Mid-century Modern It’s a quartz-only line-up over at Bauhaus minimalist Skagen, which has consistently ensured its crisp, designer watches are firmly in the affordable price bracket. If you’re a fan of 20th-century design, this new back-to-basics arrival will pair beautifully with your reproduction Marcel Breuer tan leather Wassily armchair.

With their distinctive cambered square face, Briston watches are inspired by Gatsbystyle tickers of the ’20s. Our favourite, the Clubmaster Vintage, has a felted flannel strap cut from suiting cloth, making it the ideal partner to a mohair two-piece.

The cellulose acetate tortoiseshell case – made from 70% cotton and plant fibre – is skilfully polished for four days to achieve a lustrous finish.

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04 Martial Hour A contemporary update of the iconic ‘US Marines’ militaryinspired model, the all-new Timex MK1 is leaner and meaner than its predecessor, thanks to a new lightweight aluminium case. It’s also more versatile: the metal’s ability to be anodised gives you a whole host of colour choices. Its eminently affordable price tag also means you needn’t be restricted to buying just one.

05 Tough g Timess This year’s ‘Very High g P ec s o model ode ffrom o Precision’ Longines is equipped with a recently developed in-house movement accurate to ± five seconds per year. It’s also able to reset its hands after an impact or magnetic exposure, using a clever ‘gear position detection’ system.

Even mechanical diehards couldn’t help but be impressed.

Plus, the clutter-free face will appease even the fussiest aesthete.

BAMFORD MAYFAIR £425

1969 Seiko Astron The first quartz wristwatch cost 450,000 yen – the same as a Toyota Corolla

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Tone Deft From low-key neutrals to bold brights and dusty pastels, designers are fixated on monotone looks for SS18. But how do you pull off tonal dressing in real life without looking, well, too onenote? MH’s resident style gurus quiz a team of menswear aficionados on how to achieve top-to-toe Pantone precision

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01 Stay In Your Tonal Comfort Zone If you’re not feeling outré enough to go the whole hog in a full-on purple ensemble, grey, black and navy shades are a great way to test the water. But less orthodox hues can still be elegant, especially when applied to the garment in an intelligent way. “This season, we’ve used pink and pistachio green, but in dusty, sun-bleached and washedout tones, so they’re more restrained and easier to wear,” says Toby Lamb, creative director of Richard James, a Savile Row tailor renowned for its masterful use of colour.

Most important is to consider what shades are occasionappropriate and, crucially, what colour you feel comfortable in.

If you’ve got the bombast to go to work wearing a terracotta suit, fill your boots. But if that won’t go down well with your boss in your morning meeting, a monochrome navy or grey outfit fuses trend with custom.

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THE PORTFOLIO Have you ever wondered why certain tones look great on some men and not others?

While it may seem as though the style gods favour a select few, in fact, it’s largely down to what suits your skin tone.

“Burgundy is a good route to

go down if you want to make a statement, but it pays to be aware of what works for your complexion before committing. Tonal dressing can wash you out, especially if you pick tones that are too light and you have pale skin,”

says David Aquilina, head of menswear at Harvey Nichols.

Dark and earthy shades tend to suit most complexions, while brights look good against a tan, so choose accordingly – or crack open a bottle of San Tropez.

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02 Consider Complexion

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Mixing textures is a tried-andtested method of injecting a dash of sartorial verve into an outfit – and it works especially well for tonal dressing.

“Combine woven materials with ribbed, matt and sheer fabrics to add depth and interest,” says Lamb. “This variety of finishes is important when everything is the same shade.” Aquilina agrees: “Get as much contrast in there as

possible, whether it’s textures or patterns. You want to see where one piece ends and the next starts.” The key message here, then, is not to be too ‘matchy-matchy’ with your materials, which could lead to lacklustre results. “It’s best to avoid similar fabrics, as they can make an outfit look contrived,” says James Doidge, head of menswear design at Marks & Spencer.

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03 Take The Rough With The Smooth

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Another way to sidestep Pantone blandness is to use pattern to your advantage.

“Prints are a great way to break up solid colours and provide visual interest,” explains Lamb. Meanwhile, Men’s Health style director Eric Down advises opting for two-tone accessories to prevent things appearing convoluted. “The major or minor colour should match the dominant hue of your outfit, while the secondary colour should be a neutral shade, such as white, cream or navy,” he says. “This will stop your outfit looking too busy.” If you’re not sure where to begin, try a blue microprint shirt layered beneath a denim jacket or navy peacoat. It’s a combo that’s both considered and masculine. For the more adventurous, this winning pairing of burgundy suit and blue geometric-print man bag makes a powerful statement.

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04 Use Pattern As A Focal Point

One of the most common faux pas of tonal dressing is ending up looking like a single blob of colour. To avoid this pitfall, try building an outfit based on graduating shades of a single ‘theme’ hue. “First, pick a base colour and then assemble your outfit from there, adding different shades and fabrics for interest,” says Doidge.

Adrian Holdsworth, founder of Italian-inspired tailor Volpe Sartoriale, also advocates this approach. “There should be a good amount of variety between the shades, but within a close range,” he says.

“What you’re going for is a ‘total look’, in which the subtly different hues all work in unison. Done well, it looks really refined.” This graduating technique was championed on the SS18 catwalks by Berluti, Zegna, Oliver Spencer and Dunhill – brands that trade in subtle elegance.

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06 Juxtapose Your Footwear

Footwear is a great tool for breaking up your tonal outfit.

A pair of crisp, white trainers can ground a monotone look, whether it’s casual or smart.

“The thing to remember is to make the contrast obvious: go for hues at least two tones

lighter or darker than your outfit’s main colour, so that it looks deliberate and not just poorly matched,” says Down.

Aquilina also underscores the importance of creating a clear distinction: “I’d caution against matching your shoes to an

all-white ensemble – it’ll look strange if there’s no contrast between your legs and feet.”

Beyond shoes, layering something as simple as a white tee beneath your jumper or sweatshirt will highlight your tonal savoir faire.

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Style Wars

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The GTS Verdict: Beckham wins!

Pharrell has the fashion chops of a man half his years: age cannot wither him, nor custom stale his infinite variety of oversized hats.

However, after some sarong moves in his youth, Becks has streaked ahead in the timeless style stakes and this is a guide to, well, you know.

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Park your parka – technical fabrics are often too hot for the city, even in winter. Instead, our edit of this season’s lightweight blousons will help you layer up while retaining your cool

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Meen’s hair in 2018 is losing its austere edge and adopting a frreer spirit: still tight, just less uptight. Renowned barrber and stylist Kevin Lucchmun explains how to askk for – and maintain – the styyles making this year’s cut

Just as we’re seeing a less starchy approach to menswear design this year – soft, unstructured tailoring, oversized greatcoats, rugby shirts – hairstyles, too, are loosening up. “Men are now gravitating towards more relaxed styles that work with the natural texture of their hair, rather than trying to fight against it,” says Luchmun.

“We’re at a crossroads: while close tapers and short backs and sides are still relevant, the prevailing trend is for longer, more relaxed cuts.

My advice is to go with it and emphasise what you already have, be that thick, wavy or poker-straight hair.”

Here is the cream of the crops for the coming season.

Tip For The Top For a less structured look, applying products when your hair is still damp will soften things up

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01 The Buzz Cut

02 The Short Back & Sides

There’s more to this simple look than meets the eye, says Luchmun: “If your hair is fine, then this cut could look too transparent. Tell your barber to leave it a touch longer than usual. If you have dark, thick hair, however, you can go shorter.” Sachajuan’s Leave In Conditioner (£21 for 250ml thegroomingclinic.com) is all you’ll need to style – it’s clean and fuss-free.

“This cut will always be in style,” says Luchmun. “But, for a really polished and contemporary take, tell your barber to fade and taper your hair around the nape area and leave the top less manicured. Products are central to pulling this off; Hanz de Fuko Quicksand (£16 for 56ml mankind.co.uk) has a natural texture and creates that just-off-the-beach volume.”

03 04 Mid-length Textured Cut The Faded Crop Growing hair out is a notoriously awkward process.

The key is to maintain its shape. “You need to keep this cut narrow, despite the extra volume, so ask your barber to remove weight from the back and sides but keep the length,” says Luchmun. “The edges should be textured for a lived-in look. Label M Souffle (£19 for 120ml labelm.com) will give it an undone quality.”

“Some men will always want the sharp look of a fade,” says Luchmun. “Even so, a looser feel on top, enhancing any curls, is a more modern way to style it out. Tell your barber to go with your hair’s natural persuasions rather than taming it. Moroccanoil Texture Clay (£16.35 for 75ml moroccanoil.com) will finish the look and provide a softer texture.”

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Uncommon Scents

01 The Saharan Zephyr

02 The Scientific Concoction

03 The Smell of Victory

Taking its name from the fiery, arid wind that rips across the Sahara Desert, this is, mercifully, much less abrasive. Blending a traditionally masculine base of sandalwood and tobacco with outré top notes of juniper and hay, the result is an exotic and certainly unique fragrance, but one that is still reliably usable on a day-to-day basis. Blows high-street scents away.

Serge Lutens Chergui Eau de Parfum £150 for 100ml sergelutens.com

Escentric 03 focuses on the dry, woody scent of vetiveryl acetate, derived from an Indian root, that has been hybridised with acetic acid to eliminate its bitter undertones. It’s also layered with notes of ginger, peppercorn, lime, sandalwood, cedar and leather. Most remarkably, the lab-engineered potion reacts to your individual pheromones, making it entirely unique to you.

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What better way to honour one of British naval history’s most decisive victories than with a fragrance that simulates the aroma of the battle itself? Well, each to their own. Nevertheless, BeauFort’s Trafalgarinspired scent remarkably combines accords of smoke, gunpowder, brandy and sea spray.

Your usual lemongrass concoction this is not.

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Grooming SOS

Studies show that we’re working longer hours, going out later and sleeping less, all of which is enough to age you quicker than a stint down the mines. Fortunately, we’ve assembled a kit to help you look your best – even when running on empty BEST FOR

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Sleepless Nights

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Shut-eye is sacred, so make sure you get the most from yours, however short. This cream’s hyaluronic acid breaks down damaged skin tissue while directing moisture to the new cells beneath, helping you look like you’ve banked a full eight hours.

Late-Night Eyes

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Use a small amount on your face after cleansing and before going to bed.

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If the telltale signs of your long days (and nights) are raising eyebrows, fret not: this eye cream combines potent natural ingredients with molecular cosmetics to penetrate your skin for long-lasting hydration.

Gently apply a small amount round your eyes twice daily.

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Early-Morning Meetings

Perricone MD Cold Plasma £129 for 30ml perricone md.co.uk

Designed to keep you feeling fresh whether you’re tackling an early HIIT session or client breakfast, this concentrated treatment uses scent-free, elasticity-promoting copper tripeptide, evening out skin tone and fighting redness.

Use a fingertip’s worth and apply evenly to the face each morning.

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Last-Minute Deadlines

Murad Retinol Youth Renewal Eye Serum £65 for 30ml murad.co.uk

While unpaid overtime is becoming the norm for many, it needn’t take a toll on your outlook. Murad’s eye formula uses the age-defying vitamin retinol to remove fine lines and encourage your skin’s collagen production.

Lightly massage into the corners of your eyes once a day.

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With new season fragrance launches so often amounting to ‘sporty’ reiterations of the same citrusy aroma, it can be tough to sniff out a scent of one’s own. However, these additions to your bathroom cabinnet will set you apart from the duty-free crowd

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INSTANT UPGRADE

Hoow do you negotiate the yeearr’s moost unlikely trend revival wiithout loooking like an anachronism (or worse)? The answer: it’s not what youu wear, but how you wear it

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body. You could even loop it round a larger bag.”

This fire engine-red version from Prada caught our attention at the SS18 shows, not least because it looks less like a Japanese sightseer’s passport sac and more like a smart update on the classic messenger bag.

Compact yet capacious, it will declutter pockets without burdening you in the way that a tote or rucksack might.

Meanwhile, the hard-wearing tech fabric and statement colour mean that no-one is ever going to confuse you for a market trader.

To the back Worn ironically on your rear is a look that’s best reserved for true hipsters.

Cross-body y This attention attentioncommanding look gives easy access, earning it the MH endorsement.

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There is only one name of accessory more ridiculous than ‘bum bag’ and that’s ‘fanny pack’. Unfortunately, they amount to the same thing, which is to say those belted pouch holdalls beloved of middle-aged tourists, New Kids On The Block fans and, at best, a few skaters around 1991.

Many would contend that of all trends, however short-lived, the bum bag is the least deserving of revival.

But fashion is a fickle beast and brands as diverse as Louis Vuitton and Prada

via Fila are imploring us to reconsider the virtues of this once-maligned style.

So should you? Yes, claims James Doidge, head of menswear design at Marks & Spencer, who has created a sporty black rendition for his own Spring collection, inspired by the styles worn on the streets of Tokyo.

The key, he says, is how you wear it: “The prescriptive name is a bit of a misnomer because it’s actually an extremely versatile carryall.

Yes, it can function as a loose belt, though I’d suggest wearing the bag itself on your hip. Alternatively, it can work well slung casually across your shoulder or

On the front Go traditional and you’ll look like one of the tourists at Magic Kingdom.