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Hello Friends,

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ave you ever welcomed a guest by saying “welcome to our home?” It’s very pleasant when we are in control of what and who enters our home. What about when there is an intrusion into our home? This actually happens all the time and we may not even consider it. An intrusion can be unwelcomed people, movies, commercials, music or even pop-ups on our computer screen.

Most of these may even have an influence on our children. They are being impressed by the latest pop star, eye-catching media, or the lives of people through the lens of social media. However, the biggest impression on our children will be when they see us denouncing what is not good, and taking action to avoid it.

Recently I heard my sweet little girl singing a very catchy tune; she blissfully bobbed to the beat of an outrageously evil song about teenagers fantasizing about killing their enemies.

I asked her why she was singing that song and she replied “because it’s got a catchy tune and I like it.”

I continued to ask her what it was about and she said,”I’m not sure, but I like it”. Well, I had to explain to

her what the song was about and why she should not listen to it; and that sometimes very bad things can appear nice.

Scary to think of such innocence being intruded upon by pop-culture. Every day the attacks on our children’s innocence should force us to pray without ceasing for their protection.

We can’t always be with them to capture those teaching moments.

However, when the opportunity presents itself we need to act right away with authority, reasoning, fairness, and love. An authoritative parent will explain the reasons behind a demand, they will encourage a give and take, set standards and actually enforce them.

Our children are adults-in-themaking. What kind of character do we want them to possess as grown men and women? Will they be generous and responsible adults? Will they make loving husbands and wives, and capable mothers and fathers? Our approach to parenting will very likely affect these outcomes!

As parents we have to stay strong. Our children deserve it! SP

Mary Ellen

Above all else, guard your heart, for everything you do flows from it.

Proverbs 4:23

COVER MODEL Memphis D. 8 months

Her parents call her a miracle baby with the most amazing personality. We call her adorable. When not playing with big brother Peyton (7), this month’s cover kid likes to jump in her Jumperoo. She also has three dogs: Bentley, Sofey and Burkeley.

And her favorite foods so far are sweet potatoes and mangos.

Misty Stagnone Photography, www.mistystagnonephotography.com

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A WELL FED TODDLER! According to the Academy of Nutrition and Dietetics, most children aged 2 to 3 need approximately 1,000 kcal per day. It’s helpful to meet your child’s needs by distributing the calories from each food group daily. See a typical day’s intake online at www.suburbanparent.com.

the teddy bear

Ever wonder how the teddy bear got its name? Well, he was named after President Theodore (aka Teddy) Roosevelt. An avid hunter; on one hunting trip in November 1902, President Theodore refused to shoot a bear that trackers had caught and tied to a tree, saying it was unsportsmanlike. The news spread and it became the topic of a political cartoon in the Washington Post. The drawing inspired a Toy Store owner!

In February 1903, this toy store owner put a stuffed bear his wife had made in the toy shop’s window and labeled it “Teddy’s Bear” (after asking permission from the president to use his name first). The toys were a hit and still are to this day.

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A Super-Spice!

Weight

You probably already know that childhood obesity has reached a record high in our country. But do you know preventing it starts during the infant stages? Be a good role model for your baby – they are watching you! When your child is in the transition stage of infancy to toddler, make sure you are on board as a good role model with your eating habits and relationship with food. The foods you are eating and offering to your child will shape their eating habits for a very long time.

Don’t let your child be one of the 20% of children who are overweight or obese by the age of 5 years!

Just one teaspoon of this flavorful herb contains more antioxidant power than 1/2 cup of lycopene-packed tomatoes!

An extremely versatile herb; rosemary works well with lots of savory dishes. It can be used in a marinade or rubbed directly on beef, chicken, lamb, and pork. Of course it’s a star ingredient in a flavorful herb bread, or used as a dip when paired with olive oil, garlic and fresh ground pepper and sea salt!

Dining for Dinner!

Is it difficult to keep everyone at your dinner table? Take advantage of the local restaurants in your area as the perfect opportunity to gather around the table together. Conversations during the meal provide opportunities for the family to bond, plan, connect, and learn from one another. It’s a chance to share information and news of the day, as well as give extra attention to your children and teens. It’s also a great way to display appropriate table manners, meal etiquette and social skills. Keep the mood light, relaxed, and loving. Looking for a neighborhood eatery? We have you covered! Check out our new Restaurant Special Section, “Food Finds”, on page 15. Bon Appetite!

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momsolvers

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ASHLEY, MOM-TO-BE

LORI, MOM OF RUNNER

CONNIE, MOM OF ONE

Q I am currently pregnant at 3

Q My 13 year old has taken an inter-

Q My child has starting talking

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mos. Would it be possible to have Lasik eye surgery or do I have to wait until after my baby is born.

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Good Question! Lasik should not be performed on pregnant women due to the hormonal changes in the body. It is recommended that you wait 3 months after the baby is born and if you are breastfeeding, you will need to wait 3 months after you stop breastfeeding.

MICHAEL GEORGE, M.D., LASIK LASER VISION CORRECTION, PRK LASER EYE SURGERY SPECIALIST

est in running track. She would like to run more often over the summer.

How can I make sure she is ready nutritionally for a running schedule?

Runners who average more than 20 miles a week (typically middle and high school age) may need to eat more to maintain their growth and development. Tips: No milk products within three to four hours of running, no carbonated or caffeinated drinks before a run or workout, all sports drinks should be diluted by at least half (with water) and eat meals at least two hours before running. Hydration is also very important. We have to be cautious of heat illness and dehy­dration as [kids’] surface-area-to-volume ratio is less than adults, and they are not as good at regulating their own temperature.

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this past year (2.5 years old) but seems to have difficulty with tr and s sounds. Should I be investigating speech issues this early?

At 2.5, it would be recommended to keep “playing” with sounds, increase sentence length, vocabulary and basic concept usage. Until age 3, most children make articulation errors. Seek a professional opinion if these errors persist after age 3 or when the child is showing signs of frustration when trying to communicate.

MEREDITH SOROKWASZ M.A., CCC-SLP, SPEECH-LANGUAGE PATHOLOGIST

KARLA, MOM OF THREE AND FAMILY OF RUNNERS

ask... the dietitian SUSAN LINKE MS, RD, LD, CLT

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MY SON HAS BEEN COMPLAINING ABOUT HEADACHES RECENTLY. I HEARD FOOD SENSITIVITIES COULD PLAY A PART. HOW WOULD I KNOW?

Headaches can have a variety of triggers. Some of the more common triggers include dehydration, nutrient deficiencies, hypoglycemia, stress and food sensitivities. If the headaches began recently, the first question I would ask is “What has changed?” School finals (stress), seasonal changes (allergies), warmer temperatures (dehydration), and dietary changes caused by switching from cafeteria to home prepared lunches would be some of the changes I would explore. A basic place to start would be to keep a food and lifestyle journal for a few weeks. Include activities, foods and beverages consumed and headaches in chronological order to make it easier to establish a pattern. If the food and lifestyle journal doesn’t provide answers, food sensitivity testing (blood work) can identify elusive triggers. Certified LEAP Therapists (CLT) are registered dietitians/nutritionists that have received specialized training in food sensitivities. To find a CLT near you, search the internet for a Certified LEAP Therapist + your city or zip code.

EMAIL YOUR QUESTIONS to editor@suburbanparent.com, subject “questions” or SUBMIT QUESTIONS ON FACEBOOK.COM/MOMSOLVERS. Either way, we’ll find answers!

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welove Crazy over Cupcake Liners!

Sipping your favorite beverage by the pool or on the patio is so nice this time of year. Until a bug gets in your drink!

Keep bugs out of your drinks this summer with this tip. Just poke a hole in a cupcake or muffin liner, insert a straw and put on top of your glass.

You can also use different colors or designs to determine adult vs. child drinks. Enjoy!

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Bag

Finally, a bag that is big enough to carry everything, won’t fall over and spill, and can be rinsed clean after a day at the pool, park, boat, beach or anywhere really. It comes in three sizes, has many color options, comes with clear accessory bags for your smaller items and can be customized with fun bogg™ bits accessories. Available at www.boggbag.com $59.99

Pillow Talk!

Here’s a site where you can have your child’s artwork turned into a plush pillow — very cool!! www.childsown.com

INSPIRING READ “Dads Behaving Dadly” is a collection of stories from ALL types of dads and we are certain that after you read this book you will discover a newfound respect and faith for men as fathers. Let’s embrace the wonderful changes today’s modern dads have made to redefine the image of fatherhood, and more importantly, acknowledge that the dads in this book have proven the loving, tender, devoted, masculine spirit of fatherhood is alive and well! Find it at www.dadsbehavingdadly.com $19.95

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State Stacking

FUN

Stack the States is an educational app that’s actually tons of fun. Quizzes and games help you learn about state capitals, shapes, flags, locations and more as you carefully build a stack of states that reach the checkered line. You can create up to six player profiles and track your progress on a personalized map.

Would be great for a long road trip or to get ready for school. Educational, yet still so much fun! Ages 7 and up. iTunes. $1.99

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BY WINCY POVETO-TOMECKO, M.D.

Summertime!

Time for swimming, picnics, family vacations, and...

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heckups are a very important part of your child’s healthy development. This is the time to review growth and development and look for potential problems early, before they have a chance to become more serious. Because infancy is a time of rapid growth and development, babies need to come for frequent checkups – 3 to 5 days, 2 weeks, 1 month, 2 months, 4 months, 6 months, 9 months and 12 months. Make sure you like your pediatrician before your baby comes because you will be making lots of visits to the office! For the second year of life, the frequency of checkups decreases – 15 months, 18 months and 2 years. There may be a checkup at 30 months if there are questions about growth and development, but usually after 2 years we start annual checkups. Your child should be seen once a year throughout the school years. Many parents choose to schedule these visits during the summer so no school is missed, so call your pediatrician early because back-to-school checkup slots can fill up quickly.

Checkups are also the time to address the concerns that may have arisen since your last visit. For the babies, your pediatrician will not only track growth and screen for developmental milestones in a variety of areas (e.g. social, language, gross motor and fine motor), but also provide guidance about expected development in the coming months and advise you on safety issues for various ages to keep your baby safe.

Your pediatrician has probably set aside extra time for the checkup visit, so this is the time to discuss your questions about feeding and nutrition, sleep patterns, social interactions and, for the older children, academic and attention problems at school.

Last, but definitely not least – checkups are the visit during which vaccines are given.

Questions about vaccines are some of the most

frequently asked questions pediatricians receive: Why do we need so many?

Does anybody really get these diseases anymore? Isn’t it dangerous to give so many vaccines to babies or to give so many vaccines at one time? Isn’t it better for the baby’s immune system if they fight off these diseases for themselves? Do vaccines cause autism? These questions are discussed by friends and family members and are also frequently seen on the internet. It is not surprising that new parents are frightened by these questions, but vaccine safety has been well studied and well documented.

The truth is – vaccines save lives. We have been successful in reducing the number cases of many of these diseases because we have been vaccinating. But, we need to remember that the reason we vaccinate for these particular diseases is because they are dangerous, and even deadly. Vaccines reduce the risk of infection by working with the body’s natural defenses. They actually strengthen your child’s immune system by causing him or her to develop antibodies which remain ready to fight off these diseases if he or she is exposed to them.

The claim that MMR vaccine has been linked to development of autism has been the subject of numerous extensive (and expensive) studies and there has been absolutely no correlation found. Also, the current vaccine schedules (including multiple vaccines for 2, 4 and 6 month infants) has not only been proven to be safe for the infants but also provides better immune response than alternative schedules. Additional vaccines are given at 12, 15 and 18 months and a set of boosters are given at 4 years. At 11 to

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12 years, children are given the TdaP vaccine for Tetanus, Diphtheria and Pertussis as well as a vaccine that protects against a very aggressive and deadly disease, meningococcemia. Human Papilloma Virus vaccine is also recommended for children over 9 although it is currently not required for school. You should discuss the HPV vaccine with your pediatrician when your child is old enough to receive it.

It is easy for parents to question the need for continuing to vaccinate against all of these diseases because they have never seen them.

However, recent outbreaks in measles and Pertussis (whooping cough) remind us that the risks posed by these diseases remain. In 2013, 2,652 cases of whooping cough were reported in Texas. Almost 50 people (mainly infants) died from whooping cough between 2000 and 2013.

Pertussis is particularly dangerous for infants.

We begin their immunization at 2 months of age, but the only way to protect them before two months is to vaccinate everyone around them.

The TdaP vaccine is currently recommended for all pregnant women as well as any adults or adolescents who will come in contact with infants.

A whooping cough booster is also given to all school children at the 11 or 12 year checkup.

When preparing for your child’s checkup, make a list of any questions you might have. Use your pediatrician as a source of information, not just about vaccines but also about your child’s growth and development. A successful checkup is one in which parents and pediatrician work together to prepare your child for another healthy year. Your pediatrician is the expert on child health, but you are the expert on your child!

Have a safe and fun summer, and don’t forget your sunscreen! SP Content contribution: Pediatric Center of Las Colinas Wincy Poveto-Tomecko, M.D. , Sue Schleier, M.D.

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BY MALIA JACOBSON

Serving Up Sleep

Nutrients that Support Healthy Rest

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etween midnight feedings, bad dreams, and bouts with the flu, most parents are well acquainted with the wee hours.

Familiar, too, is the groggy haze that lingers the morning after an all-nighter with a new baby. When adults miss sleep, it’s hard to hide.

We gulp coffee, yawn, and yearn for our beds.

Children are better at hiding their sleep deficit.

“Tired children don’t react like adults; they often become more active,” says Dr. Kathy R. Gromer of the Minnesota Sleep Institute. So that little whirling child who seems so full of energy might be running on empty when it comes to sleep.

Sleep deprivation in children leads to irritability and learning difficulties, Gromer says. Restful sleep is as vital as proper nutrition for children and missing out can impair memory, attention span, even growth and development. Scientists have recently found a link between sleep loss and insulin resistance, a contributing factor in diabetes and obesity.

Still, sleep has fallen off the priority list of many American families. According to the National Sleep Foundation, most kids aren’t getting enough. Toddlers need up to 14 hours, preschoolers need up to 12 hours, and schoolage children need up to 11 hours. In addition to setting and sticking to an appropriate bedtime, you can help encourage restful sleep by filling your child’s plate with nutrients like these:

Metabolic masters: B vitamins “Vitamins B6 and B12 contribute to normal nervous system function and amino acid metabolism,” says Kristin Kirkpatrick, R.D. “These essential water-soluble vitamins aid in calming and relaxing the body by assisting in the formation of neurotransmitters like serotonin.”

B6 can be found in fortified cereals, bananas, potatoes, chicken breast, and pork. Liver is an excellent source of B12, but don’t worry if your kids won’t go for it—kid friendly foods like chicken, eggs, milk, yogurt, tuna, and yes, even cheeseburgers, are also good sources.

B12 is only found naturally in animal products, so individuals with special diets need to take steps to ensure that they’re getting enough; vegans are encouraged to take a B12 supplement daily.

meats and nuts, and whole grains are good sources. Black beans, artichokes, barley, pumpkin seeds, oat bran, and almonds all provide at least 100 milligrams of magnesium per serving.

Talking turkey: Tryptophan

Brain booster: Docosahexaenoic acid (DHA)

Tryptophan is an amino acid that calms the brain by aiding in the production of serotonin and melatonin, helping the body slow down and feel sleepy. Insulin helps tryptophan enter the brain—so eating tryptophan-rich foods along with complex carbohydrates, which stimulate the release of insulin, helps the body make the most of this snooze-inducer.

Thanksgiving dinner is known to bring on the sandman, thanks to tryptophan-rich turkey.

Other foods rich in tryptophan include meat, poultry, and seafood, dairy and soy products, whole grains and lentils, peanuts, sesame and sunflower seeds, and eggs. Wholegrain toast with peanut butter, whole grain cereal with milk or soy milk, or turkey and cheese on whole-grain crackers are good options for bedtime snacks— just make sure to serve them an hour before bedtime, to give tryptophan time to reach the brain and work its sleepy-magic.

Dairy good: Calcium Warm milk is a time-honored sleep-inducer, and science supports the tradition. Calcium helps the brain use tryptophan to make melatonin. Dairy foods like yogurt, milk, and cheese, each with at least 300 milligrams of calcium per serving, can help your child prepare for sleep. Many non-dairy foods are also calcium rich, including salmon, oatmeal, tofu, rhubarb, spinach, almonds, and calcium-fortified orange juice.

Muscle power: Magnesium Magnesium helps the body absorb calcium, relaxes the muscles, and helps quiet leg cramps, which can wake children at night. Dark green leafy vegetables, many

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Emerging research suggests that omega-3 fatty acids play a role in healthy sleep. Researchers found that babies whose mothers had higher levels of DHA had more mature sleep patterns, with more quiet sleep at night, and more wakefulness during the day. Breastfeeding mothers can pass DHA to their infants by consuming oily fish, flax seed, flax seed oil, and spirulina. Kids can get DHA from an increasing array of omega-3 fortified foods including milk, eggs, and juice.

Pump it Up: Iron Numerous studies link restless legs syndrome to low levels of stored iron, so kids with iron deficiencies may be at higher risk for disturbed sleep.

“Iron is needed to create dopamine, a neurotransmitter. In fact, dopamine-enhancing medications have been used to treat RLS symptoms, so RLS may be helped by adequate iron intake,” says Pam Schoenfeld, R.D. Good dietary sources of iron are beef, liver, green leafy vegetables, legumes (black beans, white beans, lentils) and fortified cereals.

Since excess iron can be harmful, Schoenfeld recommends having iron levels checked before starting a high-iron diet or iron supplements.

When it comes to healthy rest, there are a few dietary don’ts, as well: Anything containing large amounts of caffeine and sugar should be avoided in the evening. So a cola beverage, with 65 grams of sugar and 57mg of caffeine per 20-ounce bottle, will do your child no favors come bedtime.

“Even with an excellent diet, children still benefit from a consistent bedtime and a regular bedtime ritual, like reading a book with a parent,” says Gromer. Combining healthy sleep habits like these with proper nutrition can lead to more sweet dreams for the entire family. SP

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{ Your Community Calendar } July 2014

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Rowlett Summer Reading Program for Adults Ongoing through Aug 1. Read one book every week and sign up for a chance to win prizes! Stop by the Reference Desk or call the Rowlett Public Library for more information. Rowlett Public Library, 3900 Main Street, Rowlett, 972-412-6161

Rowlett Summer Reading Program for Children Special performers for school-age children will be offered at the Rowlett Public Library on Tuesdays at 2pm. Admission is free. Rowlett Public Library, 3900 Main Street, Rowlett, 972-412-6161

Studio Movie Grill Children’s Summer Series See a different family-friendly movie each week of the summer for just $2 per ticket. Check the website for a location close to you. Movie Studio Movie Grill, All D/ FW Locations, www.studiomoviegrill.com

Dallas Mavericks Hoop Camp Boys and girls ages 8-18 of all skill levels. Various locations weekly around the metroplex. Find more details and register online!

Hoop Camp runs Monday – Friday. 9am-4pm. Cost: $240 Various Locations. 214-747-MAVS(6287) or www. mavs.com/community/hoop-camp

wed 2 Rowlett Summer Reading Program for Teens Programs for teens (Grade 7 and up) will be offered on Wednesdays at 2 pm, June 12th through July 24th. Rowlett Public Library, 3900 Main St., Rowlett, 972-412-6161

thu 3 Movie & Popcorn Days Fun summer movies and popcorn will be offered on Thursdays at 2 pm, July 3rd: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (PG). Rowlett Public Library, 3900 Main St., Rowlett, 972-412-6161

Sachse Red, White & Blue Blast 5-10pm. Annual Red, White and Blue Blast on Thursday, July 3 beginning with the Independence Day parade at 6pm, followed by activities and entertainment and ending with a fireworks show at 9:30. Prizes will be awarded to the winning parade entries for 1st, 2nd, and 3rd place as well as a Judges Choice Award. For more information or how to register, please call the Parks Department at 469.429.0275. Being a vendor info at the Red, White, and Blue Blast, please contact Cynthia Wiseman by phone at 469.429.0275. Heritage Park, 4408 Hudson Dr., Sachse, 469-429-0275

Mesquite Public Library Book Club 7-8pm.

Each Month the Club will read a different book and then meet to discuss it. July’s book is Gone Girl by Gillian Flynn. Mesquite Main Library, 300 W. Grubb Dr., Mesquite, 972-216-6220 www.cityofmesquite.com

Concert by the Lake Series The City of Rockwall brings you Concert by the Lake Series! All concerts are free and start at 7:30pm at the Amphitheatre Stage. The Harbor - Rockwall, 2047 Summer Lee Dr., Rockwall, 972-771-7740. www.rockwall.com/parks/LiveMusic/bands2.asp

fri 4 Firewheel Star Spangled Spectacular 4-10pm.

Firewheel Town Center will celebrate our nation’s independence with an evening festival featuring face painters, balloon artists, bounce houses and strolling entertainment. Play games and win giveaways from Radio Disney, and watch the fireworks finale after dark.

Firewheel Town Center, 245 Cedar Sage Dr., Garland

Fireworks on Main in Rowlett 6-10pm. Headliner Sheena Easton and our sponsor 103.7 KVIL will broadcast live from Downtown Rowlett on July 4. Lots of children’s activities, your favorite fair foods and shopping opportunities from local vendors. Downtown Rowlett, Main Street, Rowlett, http://www.ci.rowlett.tx.us

Rockwall 4th of July Fireworks Show 3:3010pm. Celebrate an old fashioned Independence Day fireworks show in your own backyard. Live music kicks off at 3:30pm and the fireworks will be synchronized to music at dark. The best viewing areas are Harry Myers Park, Dobbs Elementary, Tuttle Athletic Complex, and the RISD Education Center. Harry Myers Park, 945 E. Washington, Rockwall

Dallas Arboretum-Military & General Admission Discounts 9am-5pm. Retired members of our esteemed armed services will receive free admission on Friday, Saturday, Sunday and Monday. General admission for non-military guests will be just $5. Dallas Arboretum, 8525 Garland Rd., Dallas, 214-515-6615 www.dallasarboretum.org

Mesquite ProRodeo Series Don’t miss the toughest cowboys around the world as they compete with the strongest horses, steers and bulls in the country!

You’ll see calf-roping, barrel racing, bronc busting, bull riding-all of the traditional rodeo events, in AIR-CONDITIONED comfort. Every Friday and Saturday night through August 23. Doors open at 6:30pm and per-

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formances begin at 7:30. Mesquite Arena, 1818 Rodeo Drive, Mesquite, 972-285-8777 www.mesquiterodeo.com

sat 5 Octonauts Mission at SEA LIFE Grapevine July 5-20. SEA LIFE Aquarium Grapevine visitors are invited to dive into action with the Octonauts, the team of undersea adventure heroes from the hit animated TV show. Embark on an exciting mission with special activities and fun-filled events, plus the chance to meet Captain Barnacles and Kwazii.

Activities include crew meet and greets, scavenger hunt, storytelling, coloring activities and more. Check the website for more details and to purchase tickets.

SP SeaLife Aquarium, 3000 Grapevine Mills Pkwy., Grapevine, Texas, 877-819-7677 www.visitsealife.com.

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Devil’s Bowl Speedway Races Gates Open at 6pm; Races Start at 8pm. Admission $12. Races are most Saturdays Mar-Sept. Check website for specific race dates/times. Devil’s Bowl Speedway, 1711 Lawson Rd., Mesquite, 972.222-2421 www.devilsbowl.com

Target First Saturdays at the Nasher Sculpture Center 10am-5pm. Bring the kids and enjoy free admission and fun family programming on the first Saturday of every month. Nasher Sculpture Center, 2001 Flora St., Dallas, Texas, 214-242-5100 www. nashersculpturecenter.org

Mesquite ProRodeo Series Don’t miss the toughest cowboys around the world as they compete with the strongest horses, steers and bulls in the country! This PRCA-sanctioned rodeo has been thrilling visitors since 1958. You’ll see calf-roping, barrel racing, bronc busting, bull riding-all of the traditional rodeo events, in AIR-CONDITIONED comfort.

Every Friday and Saturday night through August 23.

Doors open at 6:30pm and performances begin at 7:30. Mesquite Arena, 1818 Rodeo Drive, Mesquite, 972285-8777 www.mesquiterodeo.com

mon 7 Stuart Little at the Dallas Children’s Theater Through July 13. An E. B. White classic! A charming story that proves great things can come in small packages. Enjoyed by ages 5 and up Matinee & Evening Performances, check website for specific show times/ dates. Rosewood Center, 5938 Skillman, Dallas, Texas, 214.740-0051 www.dct.org

Texas Rangers Baseball 7:0510pm. Rangers take on the Houston Astros. Globe Life Ballpark, 1000 Ballpark Way, Arlington, (817) 273-5222 www. texas.rangers.mlb.com

tue 8 Texas Rangers Baseball 7:0510pm. Rangers take on the Houston Astros. Promotions: Snapple/Brookshire’s Prince Fielder Replica Jersey, first 15,000 fans 14 and older. Globe Life Ballpark, 1000 Ballpark Way, Arlington, 817-273-5222 www.texas. rangers.mlb.com

wed 9 MOMS Club of Rockwall Monthly Meeting 10am-12pm. MOMS Club of Rockwall Monthly Meeting. Rockwall Free Methodist Church, 315 Dalton Rd, Rockwall, Rockwall, 972-772-7577. For more info visit: www.angelfire.com/tx5/ rockwallmoms

Texas Rangers Baseball 7:05-10pm.

Rangers take on the Houston Astros.

Promotions: Dr. Pepper Autograph Wednesday, 13 and under. Nolan Ryan Beef Dollar Hot Dog Night. Globe Life Park, 1000 Ballpark Way, Arlington, 817273-5222 www.texas.rangers.mlb.com

thu 10 La Leche League of Garland 1011am. Contacts: Diana at 972-202-7644 Se Habla Espanol; Hannah at 972-4140527 or Alison at alisonegrady@yahoo. com. Peace Lutheran Church, 2929 S. First St, Garland, www.texaslll.org

sat 12 Garland Cars, Cooking & Blues 10am-5pm. Great cars, fabulous music, delicious food being served up and local vendors. This event supports New Beginnings Center of Garland. Vendor spaces and sponsorships are available, for more information, contact Kirk Lovett at Kirk@EventiveMarketingSolutions.Com or at 866-242-8078. Historic Downtown Square Garland, 108 N. 6th Street, Garland, 866-242-8078 ww.eventivemarketingsolutions.com

Autism Awareness Family Celebrations 9-11am. The Dallas Museum of Art’s Autism Awareness Family Celebrations provide a safe, comfortable way to introduce the museum to families of children with autism and show them how they can have a successful visit to the Museum with their child on the Autism Spectrum. Pre-registered families can visit the museum free of charge and enjoy the Center for Creative Connections (C3) before it opens to the public. Participate in staff-led gallery experiences, enjoy an interactive musical performance, and create a work of art in the studio – all designed in collaboration with an autism specialist. Families will have the opportunity to explore the interactives in the Center for Creative Connections during these special private events and are also invited to stay when the museum opens at 11am to enjoy additional family programming. Dallas Museum of Art, 1717 N. Harwood Street, Dallas, 214-922-1200 www.dma.org

Texas Rangers Baseball 6:15-9:15pm. Rangers take on the Los Angeles Angels. Promotions: Nitto Tire U.S.A. Inc. Eric Nadel Bobblehead. First 15,000 fans 14 and older. Globe Life Park, 1000 Ballpark Way, Arlington, 817273-5222 www.texas.rangers.mlb.com

Concert by the Lake Series The City of Rockwall brings you Concert by the Lake Series! All concerts are free and start at 7:30pm at the Amphitheatre Stage. The Harbor - Rockwall, 2047 Summer Lee Dr., Rockwall, 972-771-7740 www.rockwall.com/parks/LiveMusic/ bands2.asp

Texas Rangers Baseball 7:05-10pm.

Rangers take on the Los Angeles Angels. Globe Life Park, 1000 Ballpark Way, Arlington, (817) 273-5222 www.texas. rangers.mlb.com

fri 11 Texas Rangers Baseball 7:05-10pm.

Rangers take on the Los Angeles Angels. Promotions: Post-game fireworks show. Globe Life Park, 1000 Ballpark Way, Arlington, 817-273-5222 www. texas.rangers.mlb.com

sun 13 Texas Rangers Baseball 2:055:05pm. Rangers take on the Los Angeles Angels. Promotions: Blue Bell Ice Cream Sunday. $1, 13 and under. Globe Life Park, 1000 Ballpark Way, Arlington, 817-2735222 www.texas.rangers.mlb.com

mon 14 Summer Chess Camp at UT Dallas July 14-18. Join beginner, intermediate or advanced chess classes for ages 7-13. 9am-noon or 1-4pm and extended playing classes available. For more info, call 972-883-4899 or email james.stallings@utdallas.edu. UT Dallas Naveen Jindal School of Management, 800 West Campbell Road, FO55,

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Children’s Treehouse Buckingham 972-530-8438 www.treehouse4kids.net

Pecan Creek Day School 972-463-1661 www.pecancreekkids.com

Richardson, 972-883-4899 www. utdallas.edu/chess. See ad in this issue.

625 Austin St., Garland, 972.205-2502 www.nmls.lib.tx.us

Missoula Theatre Camp (production of Robin Hood) Jul 14-18,

Dollar Day at the Dallas Zoo

12-4:30pm. Led by two professional tour actor/directors from MCT, this intensive week-long camp culminates in a full-scale musical theatre production, featuring campers as actors or assistant directors. Auditions beginning at noon on Monday, July 14th. $70.00 payable immediately following auditions for those who are cast. Open to all children kindergarten-grade 12.

Parents must provide their children with lunch on audition day if they are chosen and thereafter. Black Box Theatre at Mesquite Arts Center, 1527 N. Galloway, Mesquite, 972-216-6444 www.mesquiteartscenter.org

Frisco Roughriders Baseball

Small Miracles Academy www.smallmiraclesacademy.org

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Your Community Story Times Garland - Central Branch 625 Austin St., 972-205-2517 Mon - Toddler Time 10am, ages 18-36mo.; Preschool Story Time 11am, ages 3-5 Garland - North Branch 3845 North Garland Ave., 972-205-2802 Wed - Wee Read 10:30am, ages 0-17mo. Fri - Toddler Story Time 10am, ages 18-36mo; Preschool Story Time 11am, ages 3-5 Garland - South Branch 4845 Broadway Blvd., 972-205-3933 Wed - Toddler Story Time 10am, ages 18- 36mo; Preschool Story Time 11am, ages 3-5. Sat - Family Story Time 10:30am, all ages Garland - Walnut Creek 3319 Edgewood Dr., 972-205-2585 Thur - Family Story Time 7pm, all ages Sachse Public Library 3815 Sachse Rd. Bldg. C, 972-530-8966 Thur - Preschool Story Time 11am, ages 2-6 Mesquite - Main Branch 300 W. Grubb Dr., 972-216-6220 Tues - Preschool Story Time 10:30am, ages 3-5;

Evening Story Time 7pm, all ages. Wed - Infant Lapsit Story Time 9:30am, ages 6-12mo; Young & Restless Story Time 10:30am, 13mo -2yrs. Thur Toddler Time 10:30am, ages18mo-3yrs. Sat - Story Time 11am, ages 6-18mo Mesquite - North Branch 2600 Oates Dr., 972-681-0465 Tue - Preschool Story Time 10:30am, ages 3-5.

Thur - Toddler Time 10:30am, ages18mo-3yrs Rockwall County Library 1215 E. Yellowjacket Ln., 972-204-7700 Mon - Toddler Story Time 10:15am, ages 2-3yrs; Preschool Story Time 11:15am, ages 3-6.

Tues - Preschool Story Time 11:15am; ages 3-6.

Wed - Toddler Story Time 10:15am, ages 2-3yrs; Preschool Story Time 11:15am, ages 3-6. Thu - Walkers Story Time 10:15am, ages 12-24 mo. Fri Walkers Story Time 10:15am, ages 12-24 mo.

Rowlett Public Library 3900 Main St., 972-412-6161 Mon - Baby Story Time 10:30 (walking babies) & 11:30am (lapsit babies), ages 0-18mo. Wed Toddler Story Time 10:30am, ages 18mo-3yrs. Fri - Preschool Story Time 10:30am, ages 3-5

All Storytimes are FREE. Listed are the regularly scheduled storytimes. Call to confirm as schedules are subject to change.

tue 15 Sci-Fi and Fantasy Book Group at Barnes and Noble, Firewheel Mall 7-8pm. Join us on the third Tuesday of each month for the ultimate in science fiction and fantasy books.

Barnes and Noble, 190 Cedar Sage Dr., Garland, www.barnesandnoble.com

9am-5pm. The Dallas Zoo shows its appreciation to the community for its support with dollar deals and $1 admission all day. Parking is $8 per vehicle.

The Dallas Zoo, 650 South R.L. Thornton Freeway (I35), Dallas, 469-554-7500 www.DallasZoo.com

7:05-10pm. Roughriders take on the Corpus Christi Hooks. Dr. Pepper Ballpark, 7300 Roughriders Trail, Frisco, 972-731-9200 www.ridersbaseball.com

fri 18 Frisco Roughriders Baseball 7:0510pm. Roughriders take on the Corpus Christi Hooks. Promotions: FREE ‘Riders sunglasses compliments of Carrier and Advent Air Conditioning. Be the first to get your RoughRiders sunglasses at the Carrier kiosk during the 5th inning!

MUST BE 18 or over to receive sunglasses. Limit one per person. Must be present and go through line to receive sunglasses. Dr. Pepper Ballpark, 7300 Roughriders Trail, Frisco, 972-731-9200 www.ridersbaseball.com

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Summer Reading Program for Teens 2-3pm. Programs for teens

The Marketplace in Garland 9am-

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2pm. Come down to Historic Downtown Garland for the Marketplace every 3rd Saturday of the month from April to September. For additional information please contact Jim Griffin at 214-7041967 or Kirk Lovett at 972-978-7759 or kirk@eventivemarketingsolutions.com.

Historic Downtown Garland, 214-7041967 http://www.garlandtx.gov/cals

Movie & Popcorn Days Fun sum-

FC Dallas Soccer 8-10pm. FC Dallas

(Grade 7 and up) will be offered on Wednesdays at 2 pm, June 12th through July 24th. Rowlett Public Library, 3900 Main St., Rowlett, 972-412-6161

mer movies and popcorn will be offered on Thursdays at 2pm. July 17th: Super Mario Bros. (PG). Rowlett Public Library, 3900 Main St., Rowlett, 972-412-6161

Page Turners Book Discussion Group at the Garland Central Library 7-8pm. The Library’s book discussion group meets monthly at the Central Library. Meetings are informal and begin at 7 p.m. All interested readers are invited to join the discussion or come just to listen. Walk-ins are welcome. Come on in and see what we’re reading! All interested readers are invited to join the discussion, or just come to listen. Please be aware that photographs and video may be taken at Library programs for use in print and/or electronic media at the Library’s discretion. For more information, call 972-205-2502. July 24-Wolf Hall by Hilary Mantel. Garland Central Library,

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takes on New England Revolution.

Toyota Stadium, 9200 World Cup Way, Frisco, 214-705-6700 www.fcdallas.com

sun 20 Frisco Roughriders Baseball 6:05-9pm. Roughriders take on the Corpus Christi Hooks .Promotions: Kids Run the Bases. Each Sunday Kids have the opportunity to round the bases, just like the pros! After the game, kids can line up along the first base side of the concourse to make their lap. Kids 12 and under only! Raising Cane’s Grand Slam Sunday. With the Raising Cane’s Grand Slam Sundays Package a family of four receives 4 Riders tickets, 4 Riders hats, and 4 Three Finger Combos from Raising Cane’s for ONLY $39.50! Dr. Pepper Ballpark, 7300 Roughriders Trail, Frisco, 972-731-9200 www.ridersbaseball.com

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Cook’s Note: Adjust the amount of spice by adding more or less Sriracha.

LOL with James Estes!

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WHEN DO YOU GO AT RED AND STOP AT GREEN? When you’re eating a watermelon.

GOTTA LOVE ‘EM My 5 year old daughter is generally not fond of meat, so her favorite fast food is the grilled cheese kids meal from Sonic. One day my hamburger-loving 7 year old son announced that he would like to order the grilled cheese sandwich. She haughtily informed him that the grilled cheese was for girls only! This prompted a 5 minute lecture from me about gender equality, respect for the opposite sex, etc. Finally I listened as she went on to explain that Sonic served only “Girl-Cheese” sandwiches, not “BoyCheese” sandwiches!

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Summer Chess Camp at UT Dallas July 21-25. Join beginner, intermediate or advanced chess classes for ages 7-13. 9am-noon or 1-4pm and extended playing classes available. For more info, call 972-883-4899 or email james.stallings@utdallas. edu. UT Dallas Naveen Jindal School of Management, 800 West Campbell Road, FO55, Richardson, 972-883-4899 www.utdallas.edu/chess. See ad in this issue.

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Family Fun Fridays in Rockwall Energize your

Texas Rangers Baseball 7:05-10pm. Rangers take on the New York Yankees. Globe Life Park, 1000 Ballpark Way, Arlington, 817-273-5222 www.texas. rangers.mlb.com

weekend at a neighborhood park. Activities and games begin at 6 pm, our feature film will start at dusk. Candy, popcorn, snow cones and glow sticks will be available for purchase. July 25 - The Park at Fox Chase (4475 Tubbs Rd.) - The Lego Movie. FREE. All ages welcome, www.rockwall.com

Texas Rangers Baseball 7:05-10pm. Rangers

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11-11:30am. Join us for story time every Tuesday.

Become a book club member and receive a book club passport at your first story time and a special gift after attending 5 story times! Pottery Barn Kids Locations in Dallas and Frisco, www.potterybarnkids.com

Safari Nights at the Dallas Zoo 7-9pm. Satur-

thu 24 Movie & Popcorn Days Fun summer movies and popcorn are offered on Thursdays at 2 pm, July 24th: Catching Fire (PG-13). Rowlett Public Library, 3900 Main St., Rowlett, 972-412-6161

Gardenlicious Kids Cook-Off at the Dallas Arboretum 1-3pm. Using at least one ingredient grown in the Incredible Edible Garden, children will cook and submit a healthy item to be judged by celebrity chefs. The tables will turn when children critique dishes from the participating chefs. Look for enrollment information and more details on the website soon. Dallas Arboretum, 8525 Garland Rd., Dallas, 214.515-6515 www.dallasarboretum.org

day nights sizzle at the Dallas Zoo, where the Safari Nights evening concert series feature live music. Bring blankets or lawn chairs. The gates open Saturdays at 9 a.m., with the concerts ending at 9 p.m. The concerts are free with the price of zoo admission. The Dallas Zoo, 650 South R.L. Thornton Freeway (I-35E), Dallas, 469-554-7500 www.DallasZoo.com

Texas Rangers Baseball 7:05-10pm. Rangers take on the Oakland Athletics. Globe Life Park, 1000 Ballpark Way, Arlington, 817-273-5222 www.texas. rangers.mlb.com

sun 27 The World’s Largest Dinosaurs at the Perot Museum of Nature and Science 12-5pm. This innovative, interactive exhibition includes a life-sized, fleshed-out model of a 60-foot-long, 11-foot-tall female Mamenchisaurus, known for its remarkable 30foot neck. An interactive excavation will show visitors how dinosaurs are discovered in the field through a replicated dig site. See website for more details. Perot Museum of Nature and Science, 2201 N. Field St., Dallas, 214.428-5555 www.perotmuseum.org

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Roughriders take on the Midland RockHounds. Dr. Pepper Ballpark, 7300 Roughriders Trail, Frisco, 972731-9200 www.ridersbaseball.com

take on the Oakland Athletics. Promotions: Turnpike Troubadours presented by Budweiser. Law Enforcement Night sponsored by GovX. Globe Life Park, 1000 Ballpark Way, Arlington, 817-273-5222 www. texas.rangers.mlb.com

FC Dallas Soccer 8-10pm. FC Dallas takes on Aston Villa. Toyota Stadium, 9200 World Cup Way, Frisco, 214-705-6700 www.fcdallas.com

Frisco Roughriders Baseball 7:05-10pm.

Story Time at Pottery Barn Kids

Texas Rangers Baseball 7:05-10pm. Rangers take on the New York Yankees. Globe Life Park, 1000 Ballpark Way, Arlington, 817-273-5222 www.texas. rangers.mlb.com

Frisco Roughriders Baseball 7:05-10pm.

Roughriders take on the Midland RockHounds. Dr. Pepper Ballpark, 7300 Roughriders Trail, Frisco, 972731-9200 www.ridersbaseball.com

wed 30 Texas Rangers Baseball 7:05-10pm. Rangers take on the New York Yankees. Promotions: Dr. Pepper Autograph Wednesday. 13 and under. Globe Life Park, 1000 Ballpark Way, Arlington, 817-273-5222 www. texas.rangers.mlb.com

Frisco Roughriders Baseball 7:05-10pm.

Roughriders take on the Midland RockHounds. Dr. Pepper Ballpark, 7300 Roughriders Trail, Frisco, 972731-9200 www.ridersbaseball.com

Upcoming Events

Texas Rangers Baseball 6:05-9:05pm. Rangers take on the Oakland Athletics. Promotions: Coca-Cola Fedora Hat, first 15,000 fans. Globe Life Park, 1000 Ballpark Way, Arlington, 817-273-5222 www.texas. rangers.mlb.com

Aug 29-31

Frisco Roughriders Baseball 6:05-9:05pm.

Sep 27

Roughriders take on the San Antonio Missions. Promotions: Kids Run the Bases. Each Sunday Kids have the opportunity to round the bases, just like the pros!

After the game, kids can line up along the first base side of the concourse to make their lap. Kids 12 and under only. Raising Cane’s Grand Slam Sunday. With the Raising Cane’s Grand Slam Sundays Package a family of four receives 4 Riders tickets, 4 Riders hats, and 4 Three Finger Combos from Raising Cane’s for ONLY $39.50! Dr. Pepper Ballpark, 7300 Roughriders Trail, Frisco, 972-731-9200 www.ridersbaseball.com

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LEGO KidsFest An exciting, interactive experience for LEGO lovers with creative fun for the whole family. Dallas Convention Center. Visit www.LEGOkidsfest. com for tickets and more info. See ad in this issue.

Texas Baby & Kidz Expo Affordable family fun with baby and kids fun vendors, parent resources, entertainment, activities, prizes and more.

Adults $10, 65+ and Military $5. 10am-5pm. Dallas Market Hall, 2200 N. Stemmons Fwy, Dallas www.

FamilyFunExpo.com. See ad in this issue.

Please note: Although we strive to bring you the most current information available regarding event dates & times, confirming with the event venue before going is always a good idea. SP

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RESOURCES

Children’s Treehouse Buckingham

Safe Splash Swim School

972-530-8438 www.Treehouse4kids.net

214-930-4112 www.safesplash.com

Dinosaur World

SeaLife Aquarium

254-898-1526 www.dinosaurworld.com

Small Miracles Academy

Lil Sluggers 972-509-5958 www.lilsluggersdallas.com

www.visitsealife.com/grapevine

972-468-9370 www.paintingwithateist.com/garland

St. Monica Catholic School

R.I.S.E. (Rockwall Indoor Sports Expo) 972-772-9061 www.riserockwall.com

3046 Lavon Drive, Ste 145 • Garland, Texas 75040

972.468.9370

paintingwithatwist.com/garland facebook.com/garland.pwat

Soccertots 972-509-5958 www.soccertotsdallas.com

972-463-1661 www.pecancreekkids.com

lots of kids’ Classes during the summer

mommy Classes in the evenings year-round

972-495-0181 www.smallmiraclesacademy.org

Painting With a Twist

Pecan Creek Day School

Weekend kids’ Classes during the sChool year

214-351-5688 www.stmonicaschool.org

The Sugar and Spice Ranch Camp 830-460-8487 www.texashorsecamps.com

UTD Chess Camp 972-883-4899 www.utdallas.edu/chess

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The Linguistics of Fashion

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ts summertime, so just like last year I am embarrassing my children. Not intentionally, of course. But the other day, when my daughter had a gaggle of friends over, I walked into the family room and asked loudly: “Girls, have you seen my thongs?”

I was, of course, referring to footwear - but try to explain that to a group of 12-year-olds with their lower jaws hanging below their knees. I think I eventually convinced them that I wasn’t a cross-dresser, but I won’t be surprised if I get several funny looks at the next PTA meeting in the fall.

My daughter was mortified that I allowed this to happen. So once again, she gave me the 411 on thongs.

“Dad, thongs are, like, underwear,” she explained. “They don’t go on your feet. And please try not to speak to my friends anymore.”

She can say that all she wants, but she has no idea what I’m up against here. My kids act all grossed out when I mention the thong word, but come on. You can’t just take a common word from my impressionable years and then change it. It’s not fair.

How did this happen? Who is responsible for taking a perfectly innocent word that many generations used to describe functional footwear for the beach, and assign it to compromising underwear? What were they thinking?

Fashion Designer: Okay, ladies and gentlemen, I had a miraculous vision last night about ladies undergarments. The minute I woke up this morning, I went to work on these sketches (designer holds up poster boards). I am

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sure this is the next big thing, so what should we call them?

Apprentice Number One: Wedgies?

Fashion Designer: No, something less threatening I think.

Apprentice Number Two: How about thongs?

Fashion Designer: Brilliant. That’s a well-known word. Everybody wears thongs. My grandma wears thongs.

Apprentice Number One: I think I’m going to be sick.

I am sure the fashion industry wipes their hands clean of this because in the place of thongs we were given a new name for our old footwear: flip-flops (which sound like something a horse does).

So, what’s next - is a designer going to produce a new kind of athletic supporter and call it a loafer? Maybe they’d like to rename my Fruit of the Looms - hats.

I think it is high time that we band together and petition to put a stop to renaming things on a whim. There should have been a vote of whether we wanted to rename thongs (not to mention a vote on who should and shouldn’t be allowed to wear the new thongs - but that’s a different column).

In the future, designers should have to come before the General Assembly and give their case for changing the names of perfectly good fashion items. Then, if passed, the rest of us could at least take comfort knowing that we had a small say in the renaming of our clothing.

For now, I guess I am going to continue practicing calling my thongs flip-flops. I’m also not going to fall for it anymore when I ask for thongs and the teenage shoe salesmen send me to the second floor - which turns out to be the women’s lingerie department. SP

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IT’S IN OUR NATURE.

So, imagine you’re living at SeaWorld. You wake up to find sea lions doing laps in the pool. Your swimming instructors are dolphins. You party with the world’s most exotic birds and tropical fish. And your backyard is filled with incredible rides and slides. This summer, your child can have it all. That’s what being a camper here is all about.

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