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hy are we so interested in the Arts? Well, it has become apparent that having interests in the Arts is beneficial for our whole-self; especially for our children. Learning to create during the early development stages helps our kids for future development. Yes, even cutting paper strips to make a paper chain helps with this; that’s why we recommend it in our “We Love This” feature page. Something so simple can build very important motor skills, language skills (talking about the different colors and shapes), and visual learning.

I can remember my son had a thing for golf balls; we had to keep one (or more) in the car so he could hold it in his little hand. Somehow JESUS SAID TO during a car ride, there was not a ball in the car and he was not happy. So HER, “I AM THE I grabbed a receipt and crunched it up into a tight ball and said, “Hey, I RESURRECTION AND made a ball!” This worked and he was happy again. Later, at home, I saw THE LIFE. HE WHO him with some paper from the magazine basket trying to make a ball with BELIEVES IN ME WILL LIVE, EVEN THOUGH his tiny hands. Now grown, he is studying engineering at Texas A&M! HE DIES; AND Fire up both hemispheres of the brain! I read that in order for the WHOEVER LIVES brain to be efficient, the two hemispheres must work together; so AND BELIEVES IN ME stimulating and exercising the right side of the brain with creativity WILL NEVER DIE. matters. Talk to your kids about interesting art, their own and others; — JOHN 11:25-26 dance to different types of music. My niece loved dancing with long ribbons in both hands at a very young age; her mom would play music and she would dance to the rhythms with her ribbons flowing all around her. Play with musical instruments, maybe you have a flute hiding away; get it out! Go to museums and check out the art and then visit the children’s center. Many of our local museums offer amazing hands-on experiences.

And to celebrate Easter, color Easter eggs! Let your kids choose the color coordination. Moms, it’s okay if it’s not perfect (or even attractive); it’s ART!

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Belle was born to perform! She has her very own “Pop Star” stage at home where she enjoys acting and singing for anyone who will watch. She takes drama classes and was recently cast in a play as the character “Chanel”. So forget Belle; call her Belle Chanel.

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YOU SHOULD KNOW Sing to Read One way to improve reading fluency is to have your kids read along to songs they love to sing. Try it! Give them a lyric sheet and watch the progress.

Sure, in the beginning the words are mostly memorized, but after repeated reading, they’ll start to recognize the words. Its great fun and any song you both enjoy will work.

Go on, make a playlist, print out the lyrics and start singing.

LET THEM PLAY WITH SCISSORS! Not unattended of course, but yes; most kids are ready to start using scissors at age 2. Learning to use scissors properly early on helps develop the fine motor skills and dexterity they’ll need later for writing.

Plus they love it! Give them a good pair of safety scissors with a blunt point, but sharp enough to cut. Go over scissor safety and start with thick paper (like cardstock). Tip: Put a dot on their thumb and teach them to keep their thumb facing up. And to reiterate, never, ever leave them alone with the scissors. Once they get the cutting down, try making our spring paper chain craft (see We Love This page.)

MINDFUL EATING Eating in front of the TV (or your cell phone/computer) doesn’t just affect how much you eat at that moment; it can also affect how much you eat later.

Studies show that people who eat while distracted (be it watching TV or playing on a computer) end up snacking more, later, than people who are mindful of their meals while they eat. It’s not just about making healthier choices (although that’s true); it’s about slowing down, savoring your food and controlling your intake.

CHILDREN’S ART AT THE DALLAS ZOO Does your young child like animals and art? If so, the Dallas Zoo has a new program to foster their creativity. The Wild about Art program for children 5-8 years will capture your budding artist’s to explore their creative side using a variety of materials and art techniques; all the while being led in an animal-inspired project by a Dallas Zoo instructor! They will also enjoy up-close animal encounters to inspire them. Who doesn’t like a pink and purple striped tiger!

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EMBRACE THE ARTS Ways to “simply” include more of the arts in your child’s life.

• Make story time more dramatic by acting out stories and/or encouraging kids to create their own.

• Keep a dress up box filled with old costumes, clothes, scarves and hats.

• Maintain a well-stocked “art studio” of crayons, paints, paper, scissors, glue, etc.

• Tune to a different radio station or download some new kinds of music.

• Check out community art shows and musical events on weekends, (like “Chalk this Way” in Lewisville, April 9th; we’ll be there too) • Sign up for an art based summer camp session.

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RIHANNA, MOM OF 2 Q. What does it mean to teach children to appreciate art?

REESE, MOM OF 2 TWEENS Q. Why is a Fine Arts Education important?

A. Teaching children to appreciate art is really

fine arts education and academic development have found that learning the fine arts actually “rewires” a student’s brain in very positive ways that benefit all areas of academics. It is therefore not surprising that school-children exposed to drama, music and dance are more proficient in core subject areas (reading, writing and math), exude higher levels of achievement, and ultimately higher graduation rates. Data shows that greater exposure to fine arts education leads to fewer disciplinary infractions, higher attendance, better teamwork skills, and a more prepared community-member for the modern workplace. Every fine arts student adds a creative voice to our greater communities. These individuals will ensure a self–sustaining arts culture in our communities for years to come.

about teaching them to consider and appreciate others’ ideas. While knowing about art history and influential artists is important, it’s more important for children to understand that all types of art is a way to communicate ideas and feelings. Giving children the power to have their own opinion about the art they view is an important step to raising children who are confident in their own ideas and can consider, but not be intimidated by, people whose views differ from theirs. Making sure your children are exposed to all kinds of art at an early age will enhance your child’s life, and will give them essential tools of expression and thought that are necessary for being happy and productive.

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ASHLEY, MOM OF ONE BOY. Q. My child will be attending an away camp soon. How do I say goodbye without tears?

A. You’re going to be emotional, so be prepared.

A week or so in advance discuss home sickness and let him know that it’s okay to miss you and home. Remind him that there will be many new friends that are first time campers too. Then immediately get him excited about all the amusing, heroic, enlightening, and eyebrow raising stories he can share with you when he returns! Let your child decorate the “camp” trunk and help you organize everything he will need to bring; don’t forget name labels, ready to send post cards, and bag tags! On drop-off day, smile big, give him big hug, and tell him you love him. Then pat yourself on the back for staying calm, and remember to write letters from home; campers get to receive mail!

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Q. I know STEM is such an important topic in schools and for after school activities, but how can I teach my child to “think like an engineer” but still be creative and artistic?

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solve problems and making sound judgments and decisions are some of the critical thinking and problem solving

A. Creativity is much more than being a painter, writer, or playing an instrument. Creativity is everywhere and in everyone; it’s a matter of developing it. Teaching skills such as how to reason effectively, utilize systems thinking, skills that use creativity. There are many programs available that teach both creativity and STEM concepts.

Activities such as designing vehicles and devices, engineering structures, creating sets and backdrops, and more, all require combining artful and creative thinking. Just remember that solving problems and using strategies are part of a creative process and you can help your child by understanding that creativity is truly everywhere.

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CHALK THIS WAY AT THE COLORPALOOZA

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A celebration of Spring! Put your chalk artistic skills on display for everyone to see! Children will get the chance to impress visitors with their own coloring, painting, and clay skills. Out of the minds of kids come some of the most vibrant and eyecatching pieces of work! On display will also be amateur and professional chalk art, and, a chalk art scholarship contest!

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2 Remember that red and green paper chain garland you made for Christmastime? Give it a makeover for springtime! Make it out of pretty double-sided spring colored scrapbook paper.

You know the drill. Cut strips (with scissors or paper cutter), and then tape the ends together to form loops. Hang on your mantel, staircase or curtain rod and enjoy. We love spring!

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Hansel and Gretel: You don’t need a prince and princess for your heroes to live happily ever after.

When two children get lost in an enchanted forest, they must use all their powers of imagination to save themselves from the crafty old woman in the candy house and get back to their loving parents.

The music of Engelbert Humperdinck brings an inventive theatricality to the retelling of this classic fairy tale. Another feast for the eyes and ears from Master Puppeteers. Dallas Children’s Theatre, March 4 - April 3

TAG THE ART GAME

4 We love this game because it’s fun and collaborative for any number of people of any age. How many other games can say that? Players work together to create an art piece, but no artistic talent is required. You flip a card to find out what medium to use and roll a die to find out what color to use. It’s all very random. All supplies are included and the players decide when the game (art piece) is done. Fun for artists and non-artists, it can be played alone, in small groups or large gatherings. www.tagtheartgame.com, $39.00

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BY C H R I S T I N A K AT Z

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f I have observed one thing after a decade of having a school-age child, it’s that arts motivate kids to perform better in school. Sure, my daughter comes from an artsy family already. Her mom is a writer and her dad is a theater director, but she’s not an extension of us; she is uniquely herself, and her exposure to a wide variety of arts helps her discover her own passions, proclivities, and personhood.

The more types of arts my daughter engages in, the happier and more motivated of a student she becomes overall, even in her most challenging academic classes. But don’t take my word for it. Check out the messages broadcasted prolifically by Sir Ken Robinson, author of the book, Finding Your Element, How to Discover Your Talents & Passions and Transform Your Life. One of the most popular TED speakers and a creativity and education expert, Robinson asserts that the job of education is to teach children to become creative thinkers rather than merely good workers.

In addition to Robinson’s theory that a child’s exposure to a steady stream of his or her talents and passions leads to finding future work right in their element, we must remember something else. The greatest challenges faced by

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civilization are going to be solved by our children one day.

Do we want them to behave like well-behaved workers or do we want them to become the creative thinkers, problem-solvers, and innovators they were born to be?

Participation in the arts is just as important to raising well-rounded children as participation in academics and athletics. The arts awaken personal power in children by helping them discover their talents and passions organically. I know this is true because my daughter loves to sing, dance, act, and draw already. Recently she’s also started reading Shakespeaare, watching historical documentaries, playing the piano, and taking hip-hop classes.

I am not bragging. But I am keenly aware that I may have been inadvertently putting imagined limits on just how creative my daughter could become. Now, thanks to her example, I am beginning to think that there isn’t anything she can’t do. And isn’t that exactly what I want her to believe?

Why do parents put limits on kids’ creative impulses when creative activities clearly benefit real-world performance? My daughter has got the rest of her life to discover

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and pursue creative activities that light her up from the inside and inspire her to be the best she can be. My job as her mother between now and the day she ventures out into the world is to make sure she never runs out of opportunities to practice being her multi-faceted self. She can sift and sort through what she likes best and doesn’t prefer for herself. She doesn’t need me for that, except to remind her that how she spends her time and energy in life is her choice.

When I leave this world someday, as of course I will-we all will. I want to depart knowing I exposed my daughter to as much personal enjoyment of life as I could. And the arts will have played a leading role in this endeavor.

I don’t want my daughter’s focus in life to be on survival or drudgery; I want her life to be a celebration of the art of being herself. And, in order to do this, she has to explore and assess her talents and abilities in her own ways.

If you are denying your kids

access to the arts because you • Fine arts (drawing, painting, think creativity is less important or sculpture, and printmaking) less valuable than academics and • Photography, video, and athletics, I hope you are planning multi-media arts to stick around for a few more de• Choir and vocal performing cades to witness for yourself the • Band and orchestra important role creativity will play • Theater arts in the evolution of our future.

• Film (fictional and documentary) If you are, as I was, inad• Yearbook vertently capping the amount • Dance • Creative writing of creative activities your kids • Leadership participate in to levels deemed • Robotics reasonable, I hope you will stop.

Instead of cutting the arts out of our kids’ schedules, we need to allow access to as much arts activity as a child’s schedule

permits. They can set the bar • Animation to a level that feels right from • Architecture and design there. Here are twenty-five types • Opera of activities to expose your kids • Ballet to both in school and outside • Crafts of school. Please don’t be con• Cooking fused about whose job it is to • Decorative arts expose our kids to the arts. Arts • Fashion engagement is a parent’s job first, • Woodcrafts before teachers or instructors get • Jewelry involved. Engage your children • Junk, trash, and found art in the arts and watch the magic • Gardening happen. They will thank you for • Performance art your encouragement today and in the future with their smiles and feelings of contentment. SP

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Journalist, author and writing coach Christina Katz is not afraid to get schooled by her teenage daughter. In fact, it might be something that happens more often than she would like to admit.

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ack and Diane constantly struggle with their family’s demanding schedule. With a family of four, they spend hours coordinating rides to lessons, team practices, and club meetings. Like most families, extra-curricular interests, homework, not to mention fun outings with friends, come together on their family calendar leaving little “down” time.

As they discuss ways to cut down on the numerous commitments, there is one interest they steadfastly refuse to eliminate: Their son’s piano lessons.

In addition to the obvious cultural aspect of music appreciation, research shows there are other advantages too. There have been a number of studies that link music lessons to different facets of learning. One particular study, for instance, found preschoolers demonstrated a 46% boost in their spatial reasoning IQ after eight months of keyboard lessons. (Spatial reasoning abilities are used in higher brain functions such as music, complex math, and engineering functions.)

The effects of music lessons go beyond the immediate. College-bound seniors who participated in a school music program scored 52 points higher on the verbal portion of their SAT’s and 37 points higher in math (89 points combined) than those without arts instruction.

Music awareness is considered a plus on many college applications.

The U.S. Department of Education lists the arts as subjects that college-bound middle and junior high school students should take, stating, “Many colleges view participation in arts and music as a valuable experience that broadens students’ understanding and appreciation of the world around them.

It is also well known and widely recognized that the arts contribute significantly to children’s intellectual development.”

Think a future in medicine awaits your budding scientist? Then you may want to consider music lessons now! A study of medical school applicants showed that 66% of music majors who applied to medical school were admitted. Only 44% of biochemistry majors were admitted.

Simply exposing children to music can have an impact too. According to research presented at the 102nd Annual Convention of the American Psychological Association, music lessons and even simply listening to music can enhance spatial reasoning and performance.

Some parents play music to their children while they are still in the womb. While there is little concrete evidence about the advantages of doing so, there is interesting ongoing research for this practice. It’s been said that, for the unborn child, classical music played at a rhythm of 60 beats per minute, equivalent to that of a resting human heart, provides an environment conducive to creative and intellectual development.

So, if you have never considered music lessons for your child, you may want to revisit the idea! SP

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KNOW IT ALL { YOUR COMMUNITY CALENDAR }

MARCH 2016 ONGOING DALLAS BLOOMS: THE ARTISTRY IN NATURE Through April 10. Dallas Blooms returns with the theme “The Artistry in Nature” The Great Contributors exhibit is a part of Gary Lee Price’s renowned art collection. Come see the life-size bronze sculptures throughout the spring garden; look for Abraham Lincoln, Benjamin Franklin, George Washington, Claude Monet, and more!

The finale of this spring celebration is the mass flowering of the garden’s collection of 3,000 azaleas that bloom during the end of April. Dallas Arboretum, 8525 Garland Road, Dallas, www.dallasarboretum.org.

TUE 1 INDESIGN 101 6:30-7:30pm. Learn how to use InDesign to format resumes, articles, and more.

Class held in the Haggard Teen Digital Creation Space. No registration required, space is first come-first served. Ages 13-1.

Haggard Library, 2501 Coit Road, Plano, 972-769-4250.

DALLAS MAVERICKS VS. MAGIC 7:30pm. American Airlines Center, 2500 Victory Avenue, Dallas, www.mavs.com.

WED 2 DR. SEUSS PARTY 11-12pm. Celebrate Read Across America with Dr. Seuss crafts and activities. Come and go. All Ages. Parr Library, 6200 Windhaven Pkwy., Plano, 972-769-4300.

NOVELS & NOM NOMS 5-6pm. Books and snacks-what could be better? Each month we will highlight a specific genre-and provide snacks! Bring a book to share or just join in the fun.

Grades 6-12. Mar 2nd- Realistic Fiction.

Harrington Library, 1501 18th Street, Plano, 972-941-7175.

THU 3 TEEN BOOK CLUB 6-7pm. Join us the first Thursday of each month in the Smith Public Library’s Storytime Room. First 25 teens to sign up in the Teen Room get a free copy of

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the book! 6th-12th graders only. March: American Born Chinese by Gene Luen Yang, Smith Public Library, 300 Country Club Rd. Building 300, Wylie, 972-5166250, www.wylietexas.gov/library.

“FOOLS” BY GARLAND CIVIC THEATRE 7:30pm. “Fools” by Neil Simon tells the story of Leon Tolchinsky who has a teaching job in an idyllic Russian hamlet.

The town has been cursed with chronic stupidity for 200 years. His job is to break the curse, in 24 hours; or be cursed. The production will run Fridays and Saturdays, March 4 – 26, 2016 at 8 p.m. with Sunday performances on March 6 and 13 at 2:30 p.m. Tickets cost $12-$22, with group rates available. Granville Arts Center Small Theatre, 300 N. 5th Street, Garland, 972-205-2790, GarlandArtsBoxOffice.com.

DALLAS MAVERICKS VS. KINGS 7:30pm. American Airlines Center, 2500 Victory Avenue, Dallas, www.mavs.com.

FRI 4 HANSEL AND GRETEL Runs March 4 - April 3. See website for show times/dates and to purchase tickets.

You don’t always need a prince and princess for your heroes to live happily ever after. Two children in search of food for their hungry family get lost in an enchanted forest. They must depend on all their powers of imagination to save them from the crafty, mysterious old woman in the candy house and (in this less “grim” version) lead them back to the loving arms of their parents. Hansel and Gretel brings another feast for the eyes and ears to the stage from Kathy Burks’ Master Puppeteers.

Recommended for ages 4 and up. Dallas Children’s Theater, 5938 Skillman, Dallas, 214-740-0051, dct.org.

NORTH TEXAS IRISH FESTIVAL Runs Fri.-Sun. “Legends and Legacy,” highlights some of the true legends of Irish music who will also grace the stage. After the music and dancing, hungry appetites can be satisfied with Irish stew, Shepherd’s pie, or even fish and chips. Blacksmithing demonstrations, horse displays and more allow attendees to experience Celtic culture. Urchin Street kid-friendly activities include children’s entertainment,

a petting zoo, safety demonstrations and art activities. Storytellers will weave tales of Celtic lore for everyone to enjoy. Hours are: Fri: 6-11 p.m.; Sat: 10:30am-11:30pm; Sun: 11:30am-7:30pm. Fair Park Dallas, 1300 Robert B. Cullum Blvd., Dallas, 214821-4173, www.ntif.org.

DALLAS STARS VS. DEVILS 7:30pm. American Airlines Center, 2500 Victory Avenue, Dallas, stars.nhl.com.

SAT 5 FAMILY ZOO ADVENTURES: AMAZING AMPHIBIANS 9:15-11:15am. Did you know that toads swallow with their eyeballs? Be amazed by the awesome adaptations of amphibians. Each Family Zoo Adventure includes activity stations, animal encounters, and special zoo tours that will make learning fun for young and old alike. Activities are developed for families with youth between 4 and 12. Dallas Zoo, 650 S. R.L. Thornton Freeway, Dallas, 469-5547300, www.dallaszoo.com./education/ camps-classes/family-programs.

MON 7 SPRING BREAK AT THE LIBRARY Rowlett Public Library will offer spring break activities from March 7-12. These programs are designed for kids ages 6-12. Mon. All day – “Community Coloring Party”: Come help us color a giant mural of Mark Twain! Tues., All day – “Scavenger Hunt”: Enjoy a Scavenger hunt around the library and earn prizes! Wed., 4-5pm – “Create it at your Library!” Part of Teen Tech Week. Thurs.,4-5pm –“Tech Adventures!” Easy and fun, hands-on tech toys for all ages. Fri., 2-4pm – “Game Day!” Come wind the week down by relaxing and playing board games. Sat., 2-4pm – “Crafternoon!” Make yarn Easter eggs with us, just like the ones you see on Pinterest.

Rowlett Public Library, 5702 Rowlett Road, Rowlett, 972-412-6161.

WILD ADVENTURES SPRING BREAK CAMP March 7-11. 9am- 4pm Explore extreme terrains, learn animal survival skills, meet some real animal oddballs, go on the prowl with animal predators, and become a gourmet with animal foodies at the

Dallas Zoo Wild Adventures Spring Break Camps! Each single-day camp features a Zoo tour, games, crafts, and animal encounters unique to each extreme theme. Register for more than one day and receive a 5% multiple camp discount.

Camps are for PK-Grade 5. Dallas Zoo, 650 S. R.L. Thornton Freeway, Dallas, 469-554-7300, www.dallaszoo.com./ education/camps-classes/spring-camp.

DALLAS MAVERICKS VS. CLIPPERS 7:30pm. American Airlines Center, 2500 Victory Avenue, Dallas, www.mavs.com

TUE 8 NEWCOMER FRIENDS OF GREATER PLANO MONTHLY MEETING 9:30am-12pm. Michael Hamilton, who has been decorating the Dallas Arboretum Degolyer House for more that twelve years, will share his expertise in refreshing our winter home decor for the transition into spring. Visitors are encouraged to join us for this fun and informative presentation. Newcomer Friends of Greater Plano (NFGP) is a warm, inclusive social organization dedicated to welcoming all women in the North Texas area who want to make new friends and enjoy a vast array of activities. We are: “Not Just Plano, Not Just Newcomers, Just New Friends.” SMU in Plano, 5228 Tennyson Pkwy, Plano, 972-394-4175, www.newcomerfriends.org.

WED 9 DALLAS MAVERICKS VS. PISTONS 7:30pm. American Airlines Center, 2500 Victory Avenue, Dallas, www.mavs.com.

THU 10 WATTERS CREEK KICKS OFF LUCKY DUCK KIDS CLUB SEASON WITH A PARTY AT THE PLAYGROUND 11:00-12:30pm. Watters Creek at Montgomery Farms kicks off its monthly Lucky Duck Kids with its second annual Party at the Playground located on The Green. The event includes fun children’s activities including arts and crafts, face

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Lucky Duck Kids Club is a family-friendly activity series designed for children ages two to six years old. In the event of inclement weather, outdoor events will be cancelled or rescheduled. For the most up-to-date information, visit Watters Creek website at www.watterscreek.com.

FRI 11 ADAPTED RECREATION KIDS NIGHT OUT (AGES 1-10 YRS) 6:30-9:30pm. This monthly respite program gives children with disabilities and their siblings the opportunity to socialize, reducing the risk of social isolation. Parents and guardians also receive much needed respite. Snacks are provided. Volunteers are on hand to buddy up with participants. Registration fee is $15 per family or $30 per family with four or more children. Register only the participant. To register siblings please contact Dianne at 972-941-7272, or dianned@plano.gov. Liberty Recreation Center, 2601 Glencliff Dr, Plano.

DALLAS STARS VS. BLACKHAWKS 7:30pm. American Airlines Center, 2500 Victory Avenue, Dallas, stars.nhl.com.

TEXAS BALLET THEATER PRESENTS: CINDERELLA March 10-13. Fri 8pm; Sat 2pm & 8pm; Sun 2pm. Ben Stevenson brings this classic tale to life with both humor and drama. From the comic antics of the ugly stepsisters, to the elegant ball where Cinderella meets Prince Charming and loses her glass slipper; this timeless tale of elegance, romance and transformation is a lavish story audiences can rejoice in over and over again. Visit website to purchase tickets. Charles W. Eisemann Center for Performing Arts, 2351 Performance Dr., Richardson, 877-828-9200, texasballettheater.org./performance/Cinderella.

SAT 12 SPRING BREAK JAM EXLR8 SPORTS BASKETBALL TOURNAMENT A two-day tournament with a 3 game guarantee for boys and girls in grades 3-12. PSA Murphy, 330 N Murphy Rd, Murphy. $175/team. Register at www. exlr8sportscamps.com. For more info, contact Coach Anthony at 469-667-4407 or www.exlr8sports@gmail.com.

DALLAS MAVERICKS VS. PACERS 1pm. American Airline Center, 2500 Victory Avenue, Dallas, www.mavs.com.

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DALLAS STARS VS. BLUES 8pm. American Airlines Center, 2500 Victory Avenue, Dallas, stars.nhl.com.

SUN 13 EASTER PUP-A-PALOOZA 2-4pm. Join the Rowlett Parks & Recreation Department at the Easter Pup-A-Palooza where dogs of all sizes are invited to hunt for eggs filled with doggie treats and special prize eggs.

You won’t want to miss the fun games or the prizes. Remember to bring your Easter basket, leash and proof of rabies vaccination. $10 per dog. Herfurth Park, 4601 Centennial Drive, Rowlett.

MON 14 SPRING BREAK SAFARI WEEK March 14-18. 11am-3:30pm. Get out of the house and into the gardens with your family during Spring Break. Enjoy discovery-themed activities and crafts each day!

Included with admission. Texas Discovery Gardens, 3601 Martin Luther King Jr. Blvd, Dallas, texasdiscoverygardens.org.

TUE 15 SPRING FLING: LUCK O’ THE IRISH! March 15-18. 10:30am-3:30pm. Celebrate St. Patrick’s Day all week at Dallas Heritage Village this Spring Fling. Go on a leprechaun hunt at the Sullivan house and help us link rainbow chains around the Village.

Play vintage board games of chance with a roll of the dice or a spin on the wheel at the saloon. Try your luck at horseshoes behind the Millermore home. We will be spinning and twisting golden ropes at the farmstead, too. Put on some green, grab your lucky charms, and head to the Village for a little Irish fun. Regular admission rates -$9 adults; $7 seniors (65+); and $5 for children ages 4-12. Children under 4 and members of Dallas Heritage Village are admitted free of charge. Dallas Heritage Village, 1515 S. Harwood, Dallas, 214-4215141, dallasheritagevillage.org.

DALLAS STARS VS. KINGS 7:30pm. American Airlines Center, 2500 Victory Avenue, Dallas, stars.nhl.com.

WED 16 MY VERY OWN BOOK CLUB 3:30-4:30pm. My Very Own Book Club is for 1st & 2nd graders. Kids are encouraged to read the book on their own time and then come to the meeting for discussion and a craft. Sign up at the Children’s desk.

Participation is limited, but all participants get a free copy of the book. March: Skip-

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KNOW IT ALL pyjon Jones by Judith Byron Schachner Smith Public Library, 300 Country Club Rd. Building 300, Wylie, 972-516-6250, www. wylietexas.gov/library.

THU 17 ST. PATRICK’S DAY CRAFTS 10-11am. Get your green on! Share in the luck o’ the Irish and make fun St. Patrick’s Day crafts. Kid tested, Leprechaun approved! All Ages. Parr Library, 6200 Windhaven Pkwy, Plano, 972-769-4300.

DALLAS STARS VS. LIGHTNING 7:30pm. American Airlines Center, 2500 Victory Avenue, Dallas, stars.nhl.com.

FRI 18 KIDS NIGHT OUT-WITH A TWIST 7-9:30pm. Drop your kids off with our Aerobats gymnastics coaches! Children ages 4-14 will have fun in the Oak Point Recreation Center gymnastics room playing games, tumbling on the floor, swinging on the rope, jumping on the trampoline and into the foam pit and enjoying free play time in a supervised environment. Gymnasts and non-gymnasts are welcome.

Pre-registration is highly recommended.

Walk-in guests are not guaranteed a space. $10 pre-registration; $13 at the door. Oak Point Recreation Center, 6000 Jupiter Rd., Plano, 972-208-8187.

THE MIRACULOUS JOURNEY OF EDWARD TULANE Runs March 18-April 10. See website for specific show dates/times and to purchase tickets. Sensory-friendly performance April 9 at 1:30pm. The award-winning author of Because of Winn-Dixie and The National Ambassador for Young People’s Literature launches the extraordinary pilgrimage of Edward, a beautiful, much-loved toy rabbit who loves only himself. When he is ripped from the arms of his doting young owner and lost, Edward finds that his breakable heart can learn to love, lose, and love again. This stunning, highly theatrical play became an immediate must-see hit following its premiere. Recommended for ages 7 and up. Dallas Children’s Theater, 5938 Skillman, Dallas, 214-740-0051, dct.org.

DALLAS MAVERICKS VS. WARRIORS 7:30pm. American Airlines Center, 2500 Victory Avenue, Dallas, www.mavs.com.

SAT 19 10TH ANNUAL KIDSFEST 2016 11am-2pm. This year’s theme is “Healthy Minds, Healthy Bodies” and will focus on teaching children the benefits of healthy living. The event will be filled with enter-

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tainment and high-energy activities for children including a huge egg hunt, face painting, video game trucks, bounce houses and more. Benefitting Galaxy Counseling Center. Firewheel Town Center, Garland. See ad in this issue.

ALLEN EGGCELLENT FAMILY ADVENTURE 9am-12pm. Bring your Easter basket and come stroll through Allen Civic Plaza.

Kids can visit tables hosted by civic organizations and local businesses to receive eggs, candy and other goodies; including a visit from the Easter Bunny.

There is a lot more to enjoy too with great activities like games, crafts, face painters and a bounce house. This event is free! Allen Civic Plaza, 305 Century Parkway, Allen, 214-509-4707.

ROCKWALL EASTER EGG HUNT 9:30am-12pm. It’s time for Rockwall’s 14th annual Easter Egg Hunt. Look for special eggs that could win you “extraordinary” prizes. There will be bounce houses, a petting zoo, cotton candy, and an opportunity to get a photo with the Easter Bunny. Egg hunts will be divided into age groups. Harry Myers Park, 815 East Washington St., Rockwall, 972-771-7740.

ROWLETT EASTER EGGSTRAVAGANZA 10am-12pm. Grab your Easter basket and hippity-hop over to Pecan Grove Park to hunt for over 20,000 treat-filled Easter eggs. At this free event you will enjoy face painting, bounce houses, photos with the Easter Bunny and much more!

Egg hunts are categorized by age groups and are scheduled at various times In the case of inclement weather, the event will be held on Saturday, March 26th Pecan Grove Park, 5300 Main Street, Rowlett.

SACHSE EASTER EGG SCRAMBLE 10am. Children ages 2-10 come and see the Easter Bunny who will hide candy and special “prize” eggs for three age categories; 2 to 4 years of age; 5 to 7 years of age; and 8 to 10 years of age. If it rains, the event will be held on Sunday, March 20 at 2pm. Heritage Park, 4408 Hudson Dr., Sachse, 469-429-0275.

PLANO EASTER EGGSTRAVAGANZA 10:30am-12:30pm. A large community outreach for ALL children through 5th grade! We will have inflatable bounce houses, obstacle course and slides, a rock wall, carnival games and crafts, a chance to take a photograph with the Easter Bunny, Easter Egg hunts by age, a toddler zone with ongoing egg hunt and activities, and lunch concessions and snow cones will be available for purchase. First United Methodist Church Plano, 3160 E. Spring Creek Parkway, Plano, www.firstmethodistplano.org.

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SAVE THE DATE Preschool Farm Days

Prairie Adventure Camp

Tues – Thurs • April 5-28

ages 6-12 • June, July & Aug.

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KNOW IT ALL 37TH ANNIVERSARY DALLAS ST. PATRICK’S PARADE & FESTIVAL 11am. The largest St. Patrick’s Parade in the Southwest begins at Greenville Avenue and Blackwell Street. The parade ends at Yale Blvd/SMU Blvd and 75 Central Expressway. 125,000+ Attendance; 2 Mile Route; More than 90 Parade Float Entries; More than 1,700 Parade Participants.

DALLAS STARS VS. ISLANDERS 7pm. American Airlines Center, 2500 Victory Avenue, Dallas, stars.nhl.com.

PLANO SYMPHONY ORCHESTRA - A TRIBUTE TO MARVIN HAMLISCH AND THE YOUNG ARTISTS 8pm. This performance pays tribute to the man who gave us the music for The Sting, The Way We Were, The Spy Who Loved Me, Sophie’s Choice, Ordinary People, and, of course, A Chorus Line – the quintessential story about auditioning. Then be prepared to be amazed by the incredible winners of the annual Collin County Young Artist Competition in their concerto winning performances.

These young artists continue to thrill audiences with their incredible technique and musicianship. Tickets start at $14.

the best

Eisemann Center for Performing Arts, 2351 Performance Drive, Richardson, www.planosymphony.org.

SUN 20 MOVIE MAGIC: PLANO SYMPHONY ORCHESTRA’S 2016 FAMILY SYMPHONY SUNDAY SERIES Featuring music from Star Wars, Jurassic Park, Frozen, Beauty and the Beast and more. Concerts are at 3pm, kids activities at 2:15. For kids age 3-12 and their families. Other concert dates are Apr 10 and May 15. For info and tickets, call 972473-7262 or visit encoreyouthmusic.com.

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DALLAS MAVERICKS VS. TRAIL BLAZERS 3pm. American Airlines Center, 2500 Victory Avenue, Dallas, www.mavs.com.

THU 24 MAUNDY THURSDAY SERVICE AT ST ANDREW UMC 7pm. An intimate communion experience in the Sanctuary. 5801 W. Plano Pkwy, Plano 972-380-8001 www.standrewumc. org. See ad in this issue.

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ADVENTURE KIDS PLAYCARE............. 27 972-668-5990 Frisco 972-612-5400 Plano www.adventurekidsplaycare.com CAMP LANGSTON..................................... 27 903-572-5935 • www.camp-langston.com CAMP STARQUEST...................................29 www.jccdallas.org/camps CAMP SUMMIT............................................25 972-484-8900 • www.campsummittx.org CHARIS HILLS..............................................24 888-681-2173 • www.charishills.org CHESTNUT SQUARE.................................21 972-562-8790 • www.chestnutsquare.org CHILDREN’S TREEHOUSE BUCKINGHAM.............................................30 972-530-8436 CLUB SCIKIDZ.............................................22 214-530-5979 • www.clubscikidzdallas.com

CREATIVE MINDS.......................................29 972-521-1996 • www.creativemindsfrisco.com CUB CREEK SCIENCE CAMP................29 www.mosciencecamp.com FIRST UNITED METHODIST CHURCH ALLEN..............................................................25 972-727-8261 • www.fumcallen.org GREENHILL SCHOOL SUMMER ON THE HILL................................................29 www.greenhill.org/summer TEXAS PREMIER YOUTH SPORTS........22 469-834-8450 www.texaspremieryouthsports.com THE ARC COLLIN, DALLAS & ROCKWALL...................................................23 www.arcdallas.org THE GUTHRIE SCHOOL...................3 & 16 972-596-6929 • www.guthrieschool.com UTD CHESS CAMP....................................26 972-883-4899 • www.utdallas.edu/chess

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KNOW IT ALL GARLAND EASTER EGG HUNT 6-9pm. Hop on over to Central Park for a chance to hunt for colorful candy and toy filled eggs. There will even be a few special prize eggs with tickets for prizes. Activities include bounce houses, face painting, pictures with the Easter Bunny for $2 per picture, and snacks for sale. No registration required.

Thursday, March 24, 2016 All age groups start the hunt promptly at 6 p.m. (In the event of bad weather, the event will be cancelled). Egg Hunt Areas are broken down in the following age groups: 0-2 Years 3-4 Years 5-7 Years 8-10 Years Central Park, 1310 W. Ave. F, Garland, 972-205-2771.

FRI 25 GOOD FRIDAY SERVICE AT ST ANDREW UMC 7pm. Reading, music, reflections and darkness in the Sanctuary. 5801 W. Plano Pkwy, Plano 972-380-8001 www.standrewumc.org. See ad in this issue.

GOOD FRIDAY REFLECTIVE SERVICE AT CHRIST FELLOWSHIP 7pm. 2801 Orchid Dr, McKinney. CFhome.org. See ad in this issue.

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SAT 26 MARCH 4 RESPECT 2016 9am-1pm. Pettis & Wellness Healthcare presents a 1 mile Intellectual & Developmental Disabilities Awareness Walk with food trucks, info fair and entertainment.

To register, call 214-634-9810 or email azrile@arcdallas.org. See ad in this issue.

SAT 26 & SUN 27 EASTER SERVICES AT CHRIST FELLOWSHIP Saturday’s service is at 5pm, followed by a Kid’s Egg Scramble. Sunday’s services are at 8, 9:30 & 11:15am. En Espanol at 11:15 in the Gym. 2801 Orchid Dr, McKinney.

CFhome.org/Easter. See ad in this issue.

EASTER WEEKEND AT ST ANDREW UMC Traditional service Saturday 6pm in the Sanctuary. Sunrise Service at 6:15am Sunday in the Meditation Garden. Traditional services Sunday at 8, 9:30 & 11am in the Sanctuary. Contemporary services Sunday at 9:30 & 11am in the Smith Worship Center. 5801 W. Plano Pkwy, Plano 972-380-8001 www.standrewumc.org.

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KNOW IT ALL TUE 29 DALLAS STARS VS. PREDATORS 7:30pm. American Airlines Center, 2500 Victory Avenue, Dallas, stars.nhl.com.

WED 30 DALLAS MAVERICKS VS. KNICKS 7:30pm. American Airlines Center, 2500 Victory Avenue, Dallas, www.mavs.com.

THU 31 BETWEEN BOOK & MOVIE CLUB 6-7pm. Never judge a book by its movie.

4th, 5th and 6th graders are invited to discuss different books that have movie adaptations. Sign up at the Children’s desk. The first 50 kids to sign up get a free copy of the book. March: Mary Poppins by P.L. Travers Smith Public Library, 300 Country Club Rd. Building 300, Wylie, 972-516-6250, www.wylietexas. gov/library.

DALLAS STARS VS. COYOTES 7:30pm. American Airlines Center, 2500 Victory Avenue, Dallas, stars.nhl.com.

SAVE THE DATE… APR 1-3 & APR 8-10 DAY OUT WITH THOMAS Team up with Thomas for a day of family fun at The Ready, Set, Go Tour 2016. Enjoy a train ride with Thomas, meet Sir Topham Hatt, and much more. Museum of the American Railroad & the Grapevine Vintage Railroad, 705 S. Main St, Grapevine.

For tickets, call 866-468-7630 or visit HistoricTrains.org. See ad in this issue.

APR 2 OPEN HOUSE AT ELDORADO MONTESSORI 10am-2pm. 11600 Teel Pkwy, Frisco 972334-9444 www.eldoradomontessori.com.

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THE 7TH ANNUAL DFW FAMILY EXPO 10am-5pm. Discover the best camps, classes, products, entertainment and more for N. Texas Families. Enjoy bounce houses, indoor trampoline park, face painting, massage stations, petting zoo and more. Admission $5. All ticket proceeds benefit Ronald McDonald House Charities. Dallas Market Hall, 2200 N. Stemmons Fwy at Wycliff. 214-605-0006, dfwFamilyExpo.org. See ad in this issue.

HISTORIC MCKINNEY WEEKLY MARKET OPENS Saturdays 8am-12pm at Chestnut Square on the corner of Anthony & McDonald.

Thursdays 3-6pm at Adriatica on the corner of Virginia Pkwy & Adriatica. 972562-8790 ChestnutSquare.org. See ad in this issue.

APR 5-28 PRESCHOOL FARM DAYS AT CHESTNUT SQUARE HISTORIC VILLAGE For more information, call 972-562-8790 or visit ChestnutSquare.org. See ad in this issue.

APR 9 3RD ANNUAL FABULOUS FATHERS PRIEST TALENT SHOW Dinner, show, raffle, plus silent & live auctions to benefit Regina Caeli Academy, a homeschool hybrid academy in the Catholic and classical traditions. Doors open at 5:30pm. St Mark Great Hall in Plano. Get tickets at www.rcahybrid.org.

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FUN STUFF { LIFE IS BETTER WHEN YOU’RE LAUGHING }

WHY DID VAN GOGH BECOME A PAINTER?

WHAT DID MICHELANGELO SAY TO THE CEILING?

HOW DOES SALVADOR DALI START HIS MORNINGS?

I GOT YOU COVERED.

WITH A BOWL OF “SURREAL”.

Source: www.jokes4us.com/peoplejokes/painterjokes.html

BECAUSE HE DIDN’T HAVE AN EAR FOR MUSIC.

Let’s celebrate with a craft!

YOU NEED

“AT THE AGE OF SIX I WANTED TO BE A COOK. AT SEVEN I WANTED TO BE NAPOLEON. AND MY AMBITION HAS BEEN GROWING STEADILY EVER SINCE.” ― SALVADOR DALÍ

- Paper Plate - Black Paint - Sharpie - Red Marker - 2 Pieces of Stock Paper - Wiggly Eyes - 3 Black Pipe Cleaners - Craft Glue - Hot Glue Gun

LET’S GET STARTED...

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Flip a paper plate over and paint the edging of the paper plate with black craft paint. We sponged the edges around the white so that it would look like fur, you know since he is a cat and all.

Use a sharpie and draw a hat onto a piece of stock paper.

Then draw the stripes and fill the red in with a marker, sharpie or paint.

Whatever you have on hand will be fine. We used a red sharpie.

Use craft glue and attach the hat and wiggly eyes (these are optional too, you can draw them

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on). Go ahead and draw on his nose and mouth.

At this point we attached the whiskers. We used hot glue to do this because I find that pipe cleaners don’t hold well with craft glue.

Now you can use the left over stock paper and make some ears and attach them with craft glue.

The last step is optional. You can use more stock paper and draw a tie or just leave it off all together. We always like to add that extra touch so we chose to give him a tie.

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LOL WITH JAMES ESTES!

GOTTA LOVE ‘EM

Can you

hear me

?

My girlfriend and I had something important to discuss at my house one day. So I called up to the second floor (in the same low tone I would be speaking with) where my 4 year old was sleeping, and asked,”Can you hear me?” In about 3 seconds I heard her say “no, I promise!”

So I replied, “Okay, thank you”, and she replied, “Carry on.” Needless to say, we held our mouths and laughed as quietly as we could!

— EMMA, MOM OF 2

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BACKTALK { BY KEN SWARNER }

Numbers Impaired

N

o one in my family comes to me when they have a math problem to solve. They’ll ask their friends, neighbors, grandfathers, even a gerbil before they’ll seek my advice. Heck, I think my son asked the cat to explain Phi the other night.

I’m that bad with numbers. When my children need help on their math homework and I am the only adult standing in the room, they’ll say things like: “Where’s mom?” and “I suppose I’ll just take a zero on this assignment.”

I’ve never been good with math concepts. Admittingly, that may have something to do with the fact that I didn’t pay attention in math class as a kid. That, and my parents still refuse to admit they dropped me on my head when I was young.

I won’t go so far to say that I choose journalism because I am math impaired – namely because statistics (math) was a requirement for my journaism degree…and yeah, I failed it. Thank goodness I did all right everywhere else.

The funny part is that my parents could have sucked at math and I would have never known it because the relationship back then between parents and schoolwork was nearly nonexistent. Not so anymore. These days, parents are on the front lines when it comes to school homework. We are expected to sign assignment planners, keep track of our time reading with our kids, and be that goto source for homework help. Math has been no exception.

Don’t get me wrong, I was fine up to the point my children passed the fifth grade.

I can do division, multiplication, and “manipulate” those colored blocks (whatever that was about). But, starting in sixth grade, the kids entered the beginning of algebra and

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I was soon lost. I made up every excuse I could think of to save face. My excuses: 1. “Ow! I think a bug flew in my eye!”

2. “This isn’t the math we did WHEN I was a kid. Is this new math?”

3. “Who wants ice cream?”

After awhile, of course, my children figured it out.

“Dad,” my son said softly one day as I stared blankly at 3X(5Y)=2X. “If there was a short bus running between the downstairs and upstairs – you’d be on it.”

Creep.

It’s hard to admit, but I’m no longer the superman in my children’s lives. Where I could once handle every question and situation that came their way, I am now lucky to get it right half of the time. As my teenagers and I get older, I’ve noticed that more and more they can do certain things better than I can. And that’s a little tough to get used to.

I think it’s been a little disappointing for them as well. That transition from child to young adult is full of many mysteries including “how did my dad, who knew everything, suddenly get so stupid?”

I guess that’s just life. I am confident enough to know its okay I’m not as good as they are at everything…and, hopefully, the feeling is mutual with my kids. I am, however, a little tired of having to constantly fish out my college diploma to prove to them that I actually graduated. <sigh> SP

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